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There's A Script Review For xXx: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE Online!!


Merrick here...


The Latino Review dudes have themselves a review of the script for xXx: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE.

This concept was designed to return Vin Diesel to the xXx franchise. Rob Cohen was, at one point, slated to come back to direct the project (he directed the first xXx film) - but it's not clear if this will actually happen as he recently jumped to another movie called MEDIEVAL (details HERE).

So Vin's Xander Cage character is back, so is Sam Jackson's Augustus Gibbons. Seems their objective this time is to chase down a bushel of missing Russian nukes.


Mr. Jackson lays down the situation. They need Vin’s help. Why him? He takes Diesel down to a Level 48 holding cell where Vin sees…Vin 2! Or someone who looks exactly like Vin, except with a combover and a British accent. Vin 2 is actually an international criminal known as “The End” who has ties with the Russians that stole the nukes! They need Vin 1 to impersonate Vin 2 to get the Russians to tell them where the missiles are.
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XXX: The Return Of Xander Cage is what it is: A big silly action movie. But that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be held to any standards. I’ve read tons of “big silly action scripts” and you can’t just throw any of them up on screen. There are degrees of quality here. The main problem with XXX is that we get to a point where we’re not clear what the characters are trying to do. We know their ultimate goal is stop the nuke sale, but how do they plan to do it?

...says the review, whose entirety you can find...

HERE!!!





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First!
by JADSTERSDAD
Jul 28th, 2009
02:54:28 PM
A Brit!!!
by JADSTERSDAD
Jul 28th, 2009
02:55:06 PM
Better say something proper now...
by JADSTERSDAD
Jul 28th, 2009
02:56:32 PM
Just what the world was asking for...
by RobertBaron
Jul 28th, 2009
02:57:54 PM
Is it me, or...
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Jul 28th, 2009
02:57:58 PM
While reading that summary..
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Jul 28th, 2009
03:00:09 PM
Who. Fucking. Cares.
by gnarwhal_evan
Jul 28th, 2009
03:00:52 PM
My head hurts. Need Ridick Not Xander.
by Frodo T. Baggins
Jul 28th, 2009
03:01:28 PM
If it's Triple X does that mean we'll see penetration?
by AzulTool
Jul 28th, 2009
03:03:36 PM
gotta love Vin Diesel,
by Timahh
Jul 28th, 2009
03:03:39 PM
I second another Riddick
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Jul 28th, 2009
03:07:52 PM
Vin Diesel + British accent
by Sodomy_Joe_Shitpants
Jul 28th, 2009
03:08:10 PM
Thanks for making the effort, but we do not need your movie
by DOGSOUP
Jul 28th, 2009
03:08:47 PM
I liked the original sequel concept mooted after XXX2
by dr_buggerlugs
Jul 28th, 2009
03:10:19 PM
BOUAHAHAHAHAHA
by ominus
Jul 28th, 2009
03:13:41 PM
Now we partyyy. BITCHES COME!
by turketron_2
Jul 28th, 2009
03:20:56 PM
Who are the ad wizards...
by wampa 1
Jul 28th, 2009
03:22:04 PM
Did anyone here see Babylon A.D.?
by turketron_2
Jul 28th, 2009
03:23:40 PM
so they are going the route of evil twin
by angry kitty
Jul 28th, 2009
03:24:53 PM
Yuppies around the world rejoice.
by Dingbatty
Jul 28th, 2009
03:25:03 PM
ummmmm
by illbedamned
Jul 28th, 2009
03:29:09 PM
No, bitches leave. Wait...
by ackack
Jul 28th, 2009
03:33:28 PM
I felt the same way about Babylon AD
by RobertBaron
Jul 28th, 2009
03:34:01 PM
Oh God, PLEASE MAKE THIS MOVIE!!!!! LOL!!!!
by YackBacker
Jul 28th, 2009
03:34:58 PM
Oh, I think Latino Review makes up these script reviews.
by ackack
Jul 28th, 2009
03:35:24 PM
Script? Why would they need a script?
by kabong
Jul 28th, 2009
03:40:15 PM
I'd rather see the return of Xander Crews...
by pinkfloyd2000
Jul 28th, 2009
03:41:34 PM
My theory for today, turketron-2 is that
by kabong
Jul 28th, 2009
03:44:17 PM
I thought anarchy 99 would be back!
by spectrebeeyatch
Jul 28th, 2009
03:45:03 PM
the thought of Vin with a British accent
by savagedave
Jul 28th, 2009
03:45:30 PM
Who cares?
by rfid
Jul 28th, 2009
03:46:12 PM
Besidesch, why wat
by savagedave
Jul 28th, 2009
03:47:59 PM
Why watch a shitty XXX sequel when...
by savagedave
Jul 28th, 2009
03:49:27 PM
Sam Jackson will do ANYTHING!
by Crow3711
Jul 28th, 2009
03:57:42 PM
i hope he goes full cockny accent
by Darth_BeerFart
Jul 28th, 2009
04:03:52 PM
Does this come out the same weekened as Viewmaster:The Movie?
by ackack
Jul 28th, 2009
04:05:37 PM
whyyyyyyyy???
by mclatchy
Jul 28th, 2009
04:14:26 PM
The End as in
by T 1000 xp professional
Jul 28th, 2009
04:14:54 PM
vin diesel is very cool
by StonedWriter88
Jul 28th, 2009
04:19:36 PM
turketron_2
by Toonol
Jul 28th, 2009
04:24:37 PM
there is poop in my toilet also
by ls420
Jul 28th, 2009
04:38:50 PM
Excellent!!
by rev_skarekroe
Jul 28th, 2009
04:50:56 PM
HOW COME AICN HASN'T POSTED THIS KATO BS
by damiz707
Jul 28th, 2009
04:54:55 PM
WOW!!!!!! An online script for xXx!!!!!!!!!
by Hint_of_Smegma
Jul 28th, 2009
05:07:48 PM
i'll just wait for The Iron Giant CGI, live action remake
by theycallmemrtibbs
Jul 28th, 2009
05:08:09 PM
hahahahaha
by OutlawsDelejos
Jul 28th, 2009
05:13:22 PM
Vin Diesel + Evil Vin Diesel = Genius
by jaysin420
Jul 28th, 2009
05:35:41 PM
Fuck Xander Give me Some More Riddick!
by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon
Jul 28th, 2009
05:40:59 PM
wasn't this a Chris Rock-Anthony Hopkins movie?
by moviemaven83
Jul 28th, 2009
05:43:51 PM
AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! AWESOME!!!
by spud mcspud
Jul 28th, 2009
05:58:55 PM
Alice In Wonderland.. ?
by GuybrushThreepwood
Jul 28th, 2009
06:00:59 PM
Meanwhile, in more interesting news...
by The Garbage Man
Jul 28th, 2009
06:11:50 PM
XxX: XANDER LOVES THE COCK
by HaterofCrap
Jul 28th, 2009
06:12:01 PM
@DerLanghaarige...
by spooky2k
Jul 28th, 2009
06:35:15 PM
More interesting news...
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jul 28th, 2009
06:38:41 PM
Wolfman got pushed back for being "too artsy" and dark
by spectrebeeyatch
Jul 28th, 2009
06:55:27 PM
So what has Vin Diesel done that is good...
by Roketopunch
Jul 28th, 2009
07:09:19 PM
This may not be cool news...
by rfid
Jul 28th, 2009
07:34:12 PM
GRindhouse: Theatrical Cut Available on Netflix Streaming!!!!
by Henry Fool
Jul 28th, 2009
07:59:02 PM
Post the wolfman news already!
by ackack
Jul 28th, 2009
08:16:21 PM
Wolfman has been pushed back...
by pdennett316
Jul 28th, 2009
08:19:34 PM
Sounds stupid as hell.
by ganymede3010
Jul 28th, 2009
08:41:31 PM
DUMB SHIT! WHO REALLY CARES??????!
by Mennen
Jul 28th, 2009
08:59:24 PM
Hey AICN guys - kill the Talent Hunter ads. It's a scam.
by JuanSanchez
Jul 28th, 2009
10:13:43 PM
Wait a minute - that's a Bob Hope movie!
by TinkerTIW
Jul 28th, 2009
10:54:35 PM
I haven't been this excited for a sequel since
by chewyou812
Jul 28th, 2009
11:01:34 PM
I'm sure the
by Cujo_Fugate
Jul 28th, 2009
11:07:03 PM
Anagram of VIN DIESEL = SNIDE EVIL
by palimpsest
Jul 29th, 2009
01:28:06 AM
Get JOHN WOO to direct.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 29th, 2009
02:03:42 AM
"John Woo's XxX: Hard Boiled"
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 29th, 2009
02:06:35 AM
Meh...
by Disposable Hero
Jul 29th, 2009
02:32:57 AM
Bring Back Riddick!
by bongo123
Jul 29th, 2009
02:34:05 AM
Who fargin cares?!?
by Stalkeye
Jul 29th, 2009
03:41:12 AM
I've heard Vin Diesel's british accent...
by RighteousBrother
Jul 29th, 2009
07:36:55 AM
these xxx movies make my penis cry
by ironic_name
Jul 29th, 2009
09:50:59 AM
I'd rather see the return of Xander Crews
by Norm
Jul 29th, 2009
10:14:13 AM
wolfman
by mclatchy
Jul 29th, 2009
11:13:59 AM
XxX: 40% Of Our Box Office Comes From Confused Perverts"
by Cletus Van Damme
Jul 29th, 2009
12:14:30 PM
Plus Kurt Russell already did this.
by Cletus Van Damme
Jul 29th, 2009
12:15:06 PM
holy shit
by mynemaborat
Jul 29th, 2009
12:26:10 PM
What's the porn version of xXx anyway? XxXxXx?
by MrMysteryGuest
Jul 29th, 2009
03:04:49 PM
Does anyone give a shit about xXx?
by MrE_Nigma_2012
Jul 29th, 2009
04:12:26 PM
The first was entertaining, the second sucked
by Lornsorrow
Jul 29th, 2009
04:58:49 PM
The first XXX had the Xtreme sports motif.
by kabong
Jul 29th, 2009
10:11:58 PM

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