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Comic-Con '09: Quint rocks out to the IRON MAN 2 footage! Scarlett! Rhodey! WAR MACHINE!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here to give you the full rundown of the IRON MAN 2 panel at Comic-Con! Footage description: Kevin Feige is brought out. Keep the tone. Brought out Favreau. Footage first. Looks like a shitty DVD extra, something a step above what Kenny Powers put together to show off his arm for baseball talent scouts. Just some greenscreen stuff. Downey comes out. “Fuck that! What was that? Unadulterated garbage. You showed me better stuff in the editing room!” Feige tryies to step in. “No, no this is bullshit!” The crowd is cheering, knowing what’s coming. Turns out that Favreau is a little distracted. It’s his son Max’s 8th birthday… Downey leads audience in Happy Birthday, singing like an Italian waiter, ending with him saying “You better show some real footage.” And so he did. It opens with Downey eating a donut in the donut hole of Randy’s donuts, completely in suit except for his helmet, which is off. He’s wearing sunglasses and just chilling. Suddenly “Sir! I’m gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.” is called from the ground and the camera pulls back revealing the back of a bald head with an eye-patch strap. Yep, Sam Jackson as Nick Fury. The next scene we’re in Randy’s donuts, eating and drinking coffee together, like two normal people… except one is Nick Fury and the other is Iron Man, in full suit (minus helmet). Downey makes a crack about turning his patchy eye away from him. The next scene is Downey sitting in a Senate hearing being grilled by Gary Shandling’s Senator Stern, who is trying to get the Iron Man tech. “Do you or do you not possess a specialized weapon?” Downey responds that he doesn’t. It’s a “high tech prosthesis,” and says that he is Iron Man, the suit and him and one and the same and he will not hand his tech over to the government. That would be akin to indentured servitude or prostitution… which, the senators might be familiar with. Rhodes is brought out and Cheadle is playing him stoic, but still beholden to his country. Stark makes a big speech, playing to the crowd, who eats it up, saying that Iron Man is a nuclear deterrent and peace has been achieved just by his presence. He throws up a peace sign to many cheers and really pisses Gary Shandling off. He screams out “Fuck you, Mr. Stark! Fuck you, buddy!” Of course it looks like a feed from C-SPAN or CNN and the f-bombs are bleeped out. Stark blows him a kiss as he puts his glasses on. Next we see a series of Tony Stark articles as Mickey Rourke studies him. We can barely tell it’s him, he’s only shown in shadow as he tries to mimic Stark’s technology. Then it’s Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow fighting in a bright hallway. This got a ton of cheers. She looks great in the role and put the beat-down on a few poor souls. Rourke’s attack at the racetrack comes up next and it looks fantastic. We see the armature suit and the electric whips tearing up concrete he walks among car debris, approaching a downed Tony Stark (out of costume) who is disoriented and bleeding. We get a glimpse of Stark opening his shirt and what looked like an infection spreading out from his RT Unit, like black veins before we see a money shot of Iron Man avoiding flack in a night sky, looking sharp as hell as he plummets to Earth. Then IRON MAN 2 with BLACK SABBATH running on in the background… but that’s not all… The footage faded to black and then fades up again in a warehouse as Rhodes stands in front of a clutter of silver suit parts. Sam Rockwell strolls in, totally cocksure and slick. Rockwell shows off a series of guns, hand-held machine guns, shotguns and a massive mini-gun like Schwarzenegger used in T2. Rockwell asks what all the guns are for. Rhodey says “It’s classified.” Rockwell asks which of the guns Rhodey wants. “All of them.” Then the big, big money shot. WAR MACHINE, black and silver and slightly bulkier than the IRON MAN suit, in action. The mini-gun is mounted on his shoulder, twisting and firing as War Machine’s arms are out. Instead of repulsor rays, bullets come streaming out of his arms, spewing spent casings as hundreds of rounds are shot off at once. It was beautiful, actually. It’s a night war scene, lit by fire and and the light of his guns firing. The crowd went apeshit. Panel tidbits: - Scarlett dyed her hair red before she got the part, which Favreau thought showed a lot of commitment. - Most of Mickey Rourke’s scenes are with Justin Hammer (Sam Rockwell) - Mickey went to a Russian prison (voluntarily) after he heard his character spent time in a Russian prison. There was probably more from the panel, but that was the gist of it and what we saw. The footage looked just as good as what we saw in the original and Downey is on the ball, man. I love his Stark. The footage totally got the geek juices flowing and erased any doubts that the movie might not live up to the original. Of course, that’s just a few money shots, but it’s also the character moments and the work from Downey that got me super excited. Can’t wait to see more! Hopefully they release the Con footage so everybody can see it and get jazzed. Will interrogate anyone I can to find out if that happens. Will report back with more soon! PS Sorry for the typos... been crazy trying to get these reports filed between panels and interview times (while fighting a draining battery no less) and it's radically cut back on my re-read time. -Quint quint@aintitcool.com Follow Me On Twitter



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  • July 25, 2009, 8:20 p.m. CST

    Equipment?

    by Traumnovelle

    Did dying her hair red maybe show COMMITMENT? <P> But it all sounds radical. Robert Downey is the coolest.

  • July 25, 2009, 8:22 p.m. CST

    FIRST!

    by CaptainBass

    I hate myself... ...but I really want to see this movie!

  • July 25, 2009, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Second!

    by WP

    On my first post. Sounds great. Downey made the first film work. (Take out his line readings and expressions, and the film is merely good.) The talent is there; let's hope Act III is better this time.

  • July 25, 2009, 8:22 p.m. CST

    DAMMIT! YOU STOLE MY FIRST "FIRST"

    by CaptainBass

  • July 25, 2009, 8:23 p.m. CST

    ..and I will never try again...

    by CaptainBass

    ...I am rent asunder by your vio-lence!

  • July 25, 2009, 8:24 p.m. CST

    YOU STOLE MY SECOND!

    by WP

    And maybe by "equipment," it's some seemingly clever metaphorical replacement for "brass balls."

  • July 25, 2009, 8:24 p.m. CST

    Thank you! Sounds awesome!

    by ackack

    I hope they release it, even it's slightly cut down.

  • July 25, 2009, 8:24 p.m. CST

    EYEBALLS WILL GET FUCKED!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

  • July 25, 2009, 8:25 p.m. CST

    I wanted to see Stark using the War Machine Armor FIrst!

    by mitortilla

    WTF Favreau

  • That's the only thing that kept the first one from being completely amazing in my opinion. It felt like Iron Monger was afterthought. I'm glad they put so much effort into properly establishing Tony Stark though.

  • July 25, 2009, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Damn You Ryan Reynolds!

    by cymbalta4thedevil

    Scarlett shows a lot of equipment to you, doesn't she?

  • July 25, 2009, 8:38 p.m. CST

    As if there was any doubt!?

    by spooky2k

    Downey and Favreau nailed the first film. They simply refuse to cock up the second. I cannot wait to see this film! This and LOST are THE highlights of this year's comic-con. C'mon 2010!

  • July 25, 2009, 8:51 p.m. CST

    TONY FUCKING STARK!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 25, 2009, 8:57 p.m. CST

    Pics from footage

    by Verr

    http://twitpic.com/bmrw0 Pics from the presentation http://twitpic.com/bmu95 http://twitpic.com/bmui7

  • July 25, 2009, 9 p.m. CST

    Will be shit

    by dioxholster

    no doubt this will fail

  • July 25, 2009, 9:06 p.m. CST

    Garry Shandling fucked my eyeballs!

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

  • July 25, 2009, 9:09 p.m. CST

    Villains?

    by BeastOfGevaudan

    I really loved the first movie, and I want to love this one, but I'm sensing villain overload. Rourke's character, Black Widow, Hammer, and didn't War Machine start as a villain? So, yeah, I'm a little worried

  • July 25, 2009, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Sounds good so far...

    by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi

    Finally, it seems that some superhero movie franchises are starting to see a correlation between A-list actors/actresses/directors/screenwriters and a successful series. It worked for the Spiderman movies (the first two, anyway), and it worked for Chris Nolan's Batman movies. Now Iron Man - Don Cheadle, Mickey Rourke, Sam Rockwell and Scarlett Johansson - all good additions. Fingers crossed on this one.

  • July 25, 2009, 9:15 p.m. CST

    War Machine a villain, BeastOfGevaudan?

    by raw_bean

    I thought it was that Rhodey took over as Iron Man for a while, then when Stark came back to it he let Rhodey keep an Iron Man suit and use it under the name War Machine.

  • July 25, 2009, 9:18 p.m. CST

    It's just a tub of dye and some plastic gloves

    by Bass Ackwards

    Not much equipment to hair dying really ...commitment, maybe but the equipment is pretty light, especially compared to Iron Man suit(s).

  • July 25, 2009, 9:19 p.m. CST

    sam rockwell?

    by Bouncy X

    wow....i had no clue he was in this. and considering most of my Iron Man 2 info comes from this site, that's a little scary. lol

  • July 25, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    raw_bean

    by BeastOfGevaudan

    My only experience with Iron Man is the 2008 movie and the '94 cartoon, I vaguely remember War Machine doing bad stuff, but I haven't seen it in 15 years, so I may be wrong

  • July 25, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Eyeball fucking = Made specifically for 3D

    by lutz

    Is this a 3D movie theycallmemrtibbs?

  • July 25, 2009, 9:28 p.m. CST

    Great writeup!

    by Darth Thoth

    Oh I SOUPED!!!

  • July 25, 2009, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Scarlett "showed a lot of equipment"

    by Mullah Omar

    Isn't that how she gets EVERY gig? <br> <br> Seriously, though, not sure what you meant by that line. Maybe "initiative"?

  • July 25, 2009, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Can't Wait to see this

    by rogueleader66

    IM was way more awesome than I expected it to be, and I think Faverau and Company will step up their game for IM2. Sounding good so far.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:12 p.m. CST

    RDJ is probably the best example

    by Phategod2

    Perfect Superhero casting ever.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:16 p.m. CST

    My equipment shows commitment to ScarJo

    by Karl Hungus

    Quint must have had a rough Comic-Con. Drink responsibly.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:17 p.m. CST

    Verr

    by oisin5199_

    Do you have any more pics?

  • July 25, 2009, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Sweet!

    by HorrorFan81

    Sounds like it's shaping up to be a great sequel.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:27 p.m. CST

    Someone needs to bitch about something...

    by The Dum Guy

    So... Dammit Quint, you should'a put a spoiler warning about War Machine!

  • July 25, 2009, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Sam "Rockwell strolls in, totally cocksure and slick. "

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    When does 'cocksure and slick' NOT describe Rockwell's characters? Rockwell was good in ONE movie, GALAXY QUEST as "Guy." Other than that he's been playing a variation of the same character, "cocksure and slick" for the last ten years.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Favraeu is so Hollywood it makes me want to vomit

    by YackBacker

    Praising an actress for dying her hair red. Did she dye her pubis red too? Please- she got a decent salary, a shot at a top=tier franchise (which will continue in AVENGERS, etc.)- Favreau if you're reading this, it is you that lacks equipment for being such a fawning fake shit. Oh, and way to use an LA donut landmark in a movie- how fucking original.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:36 p.m. CST

    IRON MAN EATS A DOUGHNUT? WTF?

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    Really? Do we really need to see a headless Iron Man eating a doughnut? That's the best they could come up with? Wow. Maybe we can see him vacuuming his carpet in part 3.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:39 p.m. CST

    RDJ's skills never in question...the guy is on a roll...

    by conspiracy

    But I'm still not sold on Scarlett as a Russian Ballerina/Assassin; and I'm NOT down with Sam "Just give me a payday" Jackson in anything..the guy has become a parody of himself.</p><p>Proof is in the pudding...guess we'll find out when the film rolls.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:42 p.m. CST

    oisin5199_

    by Verr

    No, you will have to wait for the footage to be online.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:53 p.m. CST

    This is going to shit on The Dark Night

    by ganymede3010

    Iron Man is America's new #1 hero.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:53 p.m. CST

    ZombieHeathLedger

    by DrMorbius

    Carry your sorry ass to the theater and see "MOON", then come back and post about Rockwell.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Oh, and BTW, he isn't "headless"!!!

    by DrMorbius

  • July 25, 2009, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Didn't you all hate the first one a few days agp?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Back when the composer thing was hype. Damn, some of you are hypocritical douchebags.

  • July 25, 2009, 11:03 p.m. CST

    DrMorbius

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    Go eat a bag of dicks and then come back and post about the jizz taste.

  • July 25, 2009, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Gany, you're insane- and I love you regardless

    by YackBacker

    THE DARK KNIGHT (with a "K" homey) is an achievement separate from the comic book genre, let's just get that out of the way. But aside from that, Favraeu is no Chris Nolan. That's like comparing Roland Emmerich to Steven Spielberg. Ah, the Emmerich analogies continue in the FOUNDATION talkback...

  • July 25, 2009, 11:14 p.m. CST

    Harry, we need more video of your "honeymoon..."

    by Daytripper69

    ... if you know what I mean!!

  • July 25, 2009, 11:17 p.m. CST

    Thanks Quint!!

    by Bootskin

    And thanks for staying for the whole thing :) Seriously tho. I'm really excited.

  • July 25, 2009, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Lockes...I liked the first one, but the score was FUCKING AMATUE

    by conspiracy

    One of the WORST scores ever put to fucking film.

  • July 25, 2009, 11:20 p.m. CST

    The people complaining about Rockwell clearly havent seen Moon

    by Lovecraftfan

    Its amazing how Talkbackers can turn on an actor so quickly

  • July 25, 2009, 11:20 p.m. CST

    That sounds fucking awesome

    by darthSaul666

    Now haters quit making sport out of subjectivity

  • July 25, 2009, 11:23 p.m. CST

    ZombieHeathLedger

    by DrMorbius

    Your Mom left 15 minutes ago, when you see her give her a big kiss, then get back to me and tell me how my dick tastes! She asked me to tell you, her son the felcher, she'll be home soon and you can, you know, do what you do best. So it'll be a little of the vanilla, then some dark chocolate, don't mind the little yellow flecks.<P>I won't respond to any of your lame comebacks, so you'll just have to have a flame war all by yourself, you know, the usual!

  • July 25, 2009, 11:24 p.m. CST

    JON FAVAERUWHATHIS NAME!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    When he made a twitter today, I twitted back "RUDY! RUDY!"

  • July 25, 2009, 11:25 p.m. CST

    People hating on "Iron Man

    by TheJokesOnUs

  • July 25, 2009, 11:26 p.m. CST

    People hating on "Iron Man"...

    by TheJokesOnUs

    worship the devil, are unattractive to the opposite sex, and are all-around awful. It's been proven.

  • July 25, 2009, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Man, those chicks in the dating ads are scragly.

    by DoctorWho?

  • July 25, 2009, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Yack, sorry man TDK is way overrated.

    by ganymede3010

    You know I don't like DC anyways.

  • July 25, 2009, 11:30 p.m. CST

    DRMORBIUS IS A DOUCHEBAG

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    And did you know your Mom was into scat? I just pinched a loaf in her gaping maw and the skanky bitch swallowed the whole thing! You'll prob smell it on her breath when she comes down to the basement to tuck you in, in your Boba Fett sheets. Sorry, I had corn on the cob and peanuts tonight, but hey, at least you'll eat, too!

  • July 25, 2009, 11:40 p.m. CST

    just watched baghead

    by Gigy

    total sendup of the the indy film "artists". Should not be considered a horror movie though.

  • July 25, 2009, 11:45 p.m. CST

    HOW GREAT WAS THE CLIMAX OF IRON MAN

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

    That ending and final showdown BRILLIANT EPIC MASTERPIECE OF STORY TELLING <P>Ooops.....I mean what a mediocre shitfest for mongoloid, ADHD, short bus, goat fuckers.<P> Almost as bad and overrated as Abram's Star Drek: The Search For More Money

  • July 25, 2009, 11:46 p.m. CST

    Avatar looks like shit

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

  • July 25, 2009, 11:55 p.m. CST

    I'm glad it's Cheadle in the War Machine armor

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    rather than Terrence Howard. Here's a pic of Cheadle in the War Machine armor. http://tinyurl.com/lfb4wz

  • July 26, 2009, midnight CST

    Eyeballs will be taken out to dinner...

    by ReportAbuse

    And wined and dined and probably ask the movie to come in for just one drink. Then shall commence the sweet lovemaking, soft focus and all.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:02 a.m. CST

    Okay, would have liked to see this

    by Heckles

    Damn you Quint. Nice recap though. Now my search for shitty YouTube video of it is underway.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:06 a.m. CST

    No footage leaked this year

    by ThePilgrim

    It's utterly fucking surprising and very disapointing. I hope it hurts these films. If you can show it to 6,000 people, you can show it to us as well. It's wonderful hype, it's free press and it give the fans and semi fans something to talk about. Nobody I talk to know what the fuck Avatar is. Seriously. I kept trying to explain it's an edgar rice liek tale from terminator aliens titanic king james cameron and well really they still don't give a fuck. Yesh thats right as soon as they hear the plot they lose interest.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:34 a.m. CST

    Pilgim... Showing too much can spoil the suprise

    by darthSaul666

    Were you really looking forward to the moment when you discovered Santa Claus didn't exist?<p> Hate sound kinda condescending but some folks are more worried about nuclear proliferation and the political state of Iran than next's summer's blockbuster

  • July 26, 2009, 12:38 a.m. CST

    My last post had too many grammitucal errors

    by darthSaul666

    Fucking stream of conscience!!!!

  • July 26, 2009, 12:39 a.m. CST

    Fucking typo!!!!

    by darthSaul666

    GRAMMATICAL!!!

  • July 26, 2009, 12:43 a.m. CST

    Finally somebody uploaded it!!!

    by mitortilla

    http://tinyurl.com/nvdhls

  • July 26, 2009, 12:52 a.m. CST

    zombieheathledger is a retarded...

    by Charger28

    Rat-faced chimp. You claim to have peanuts and corn in your shit?! Who eats peanuts and corn together? What are you, fuckin homeless! Whatever, the only thing we'll find in your feces is fresh sperm ya shit-packin' faggot. Tranny-Apologist...you're a dumb fuckin' bitch. Fuck you and your two gay dads. Everyone else...this movie will not out gross Transformers 2.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:57 a.m. CST

    This is cool, at least there's this.

    by mitortilla

    http://tinyurl.com/nfeyjt

  • July 26, 2009, 1 a.m. CST

    Here's the Happy Birthday part

    by mitortilla

    http://tinyurl.com/l9cnfl

  • July 26, 2009, 1:01 a.m. CST

    Another Panel Vid

    by mitortilla

    http://tinyurl.com/mq2595

  • July 26, 2009, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Sorry its in different posts i'm working hard in finding the lea

    by mitortilla

    http://tinyurl.com/mkwcno

  • July 26, 2009, 1:03 a.m. CST

    But, that being said...

    by Charger28

    I liked the first Iron Man quite a bit. It was the first great Marvel character movie. X2 was just okay in my book. Marvel has really screwed up some franchises; FF4, X-men, both Hulks, both Punishers, Dare Devil, Elektra, Spiderman 3, etc... What the fuck is going on in the Marvel Universe?!

  • July 26, 2009, 1:03 a.m. CST

    agh i'm such a retard those are from the first movie

    by mitortilla

  • July 26, 2009, 1:07 a.m. CST

    and Wolverine...

    by Charger28

    What a fuckin' mess.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:07 a.m. CST

    Pic of whiplash destroying some cars

    by mitortilla

    http://tinyurl.com/m9dbxe

  • July 26, 2009, 1:32 a.m. CST

    by Charger28 = incorrect

    by RockMSockM

    Sorry, but let's be honest. X2 was vastly better than the first X-Men. Spider Man 2 was one of the best super hero films made, the "second" hulk was not bad at all, and, in all actuality, the first F4 movie was actually fairly entertaining in a cartoony way. I'm fairly confident in the various Marvel Universe movies--and to be perfectly frank, who the hell cares about the fringe/less popular characters like Elektra?

  • July 26, 2009, 1:36 a.m. CST

    Too fucking soon!

    by Human_Bean_Juice_

    Anyone get the feeling that this is just too damn rushed?!

  • July 26, 2009, 1:37 a.m. CST

    Iron Man fighting a slightly bigger Iron Man has already been do

    by Bob Cryptonight

    Iron Man fighting a slightly bigger Iron Man has already been done...in the first movie (and it was sort of bland). I hope they don't just rehash all that.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:41 a.m. CST

    Scarlett didn't show any "equipment"

    by MattmanReturns

    I was at this panel and I think I'd remember if she'd pulled out her tits. Anyway, the footage was amazing. Lotta humor in it. Scarlett looks exactly like Black Widow. Mickey Rourke doing a russian accent was very cool, as are his electric whips. Really looking forward to this now.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:46 a.m. CST

    Iron Man was the first indy Marvel Film!!!!

    by darthSaul666

    Fuck all you cynics it was "Make Mine Marvel" all the fucking way....<p>if you're like me and have a keen eye for PRESS RELEASE, you would know when shit is BULLSHIT like when that dumb prick with some kind of pre-mutation of James Cameron's treatment of Spider- Man from 1992 was being touted as the script for Spider-Man 3 spread like widefire on the net.... and some of you ate it with some kind of relish....<p> Sometimes news comes from AP....If it ain't there, it definitely didn't happen. With entertainment media there's nothing to hide like the actions of the Bilderberg Group..... Remember Santa Claus does not exist!!!

  • July 26, 2009, 1:47 a.m. CST

    Now hold on RockMSockM...

    by Charger28

    You're right, X2 was better than X1....but what's the difference when comparing a 2 1/2 star movie to a 2 star. They are both just okay, X3 was suppose to hit it out of the park until Singer jumped ship...and we were left with that still born. If you read my previous post, you will noticed that I only listed Spidey 3. Spidey 1&2 were good movies. FF4 was like watching a direct to DVD superhero movie. It's only redeeming quality was that they used a real person to portray the Thing as oppose to a cheesey CGI hulk. Let's get back to 2 more Marvel movie ftanchises; GI Joe and Transformers...not too popular in the AICN community.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:49 a.m. CST

    fucking grammer..... meant "UNLIKE"

    by darthSaul666

    the bilderberg group

  • July 26, 2009, 1:49 a.m. CST

    the first x-men movies are nothing compared

    by mitortilla

    to the new superhero movies we have witnessed, spidey 1&2 still hold up really well, plus it started that whole, superheroes don't wear costume trend that JUST SUCKS, thanks Singer for Superman not having a cape and for Hancock. Bullshit! I want my superheroes with yellow spandex, that's how I grew up with 'em and that's how they got me interested as a kid. SO FUCK YOU BRIAN SINGER AND YOUR NAZI OBSESSED JEW ASS.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:50 a.m. CST

    this means.. MORE BUCKETMAN VS BUCKETMAN FIGHTS!!

    by HaterofCrap

    YAAY MORE CRAP THAT EVERYONE HAS SEEN IN COMICS IN CARTOONS ALREADY!

  • July 26, 2009, 1:50 a.m. CST

    Superman not having a cape in smallville

    by mitortilla

  • July 26, 2009, 1:52 a.m. CST

    AICN opinion is minority for popularity

    by darthSaul666

    STINO and TF2 are proving that easily...

  • July 26, 2009, 1:54 a.m. CST

    come on X1 and Blade

    by darthSaul666

    are progenitors to what we have now.....Like the Dark Knight

  • July 26, 2009, 1:55 a.m. CST

    No Gwyneth? Hmm.

    by Rocklover79

    So Gwyneth isn't in the footage nor is she at the panel. Could be coincidence, could be her character gets a reduced role, or maybe she dies and isn't in the thing for very long. Or maybe those rumors about her being a massive bitch on-set this time around were true and she wasn't invited.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:59 a.m. CST

    The X Men movies and FF movies are tired messes

    by lockesbrokenleg

    of film. They're meant for G rated audiences. Sad really. FF 2 almost had a great story, but the kiddie shit in it ruined it.

  • July 26, 2009, 2:12 a.m. CST

    I'm not done with trashing Marvel yet...

    by Charger28

    Let's talk about how they dropped Howard like a retarded baby. Then they had the balls to low ball Rourke with a pathetic 250,000 to play Whiplash. I remember back in the mid 90's whem Jim Carrey use to get 20 million a flick. Here we are 15 years later and Marvel won't even cover Rourkes plastic surgery costs. Fuck Marvel. I wish someone would buy the rights to Chaos Comics so we could get a live-action Lady Death or Evil Ernie flick!

  • July 26, 2009, 2:23 a.m. CST

    Let me get this straight

    by OptimusCrime

    We hate Iron Man, we hate X-men, and we hate Batman. We have contempt for the forthcoming Iron Man 2, and can't imagine anyone getting excited for Avatar. So I guess that means...we're pumped for the Sex and the City sequel, yes?

  • July 26, 2009, 2:50 a.m. CST

    WE"RE PUMPED FOR INGLORIOUS BASTERDS!!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    THAT SHIT WILL MESS YOU UP!!!

  • July 26, 2009, 3:01 a.m. CST

    But I thought we hated QT and Brad Pitt?

    by OptimusCrime

  • July 26, 2009, 3:05 a.m. CST

    Alright, enough cutesy shit

    by OptimusCrime

    Some excellent and insightful talkbacker on another thread said something to the effect of "Of course they don't like it. It is a thing that exists, so clearly it will be hated by a large percentage of the psychotics who frequent these boards."<P>Whoever said that, here's to you.

  • July 26, 2009, 3:25 a.m. CST

    Rourke looks a bit gay

    by ominus

    in his whiplash costume.no wonder since whiplash was the gayest villain in the iron man comic. <p>i dont,although i loved the first movie,i am not very happy with what is happening with the sequel the sequel <p>i dont have a problem that howard left,i didnt like him very much as rodney, he didnt nailed the character very well. <p>and i dont have a problem with sam jackson as nick fury,as long as has a minor role in the sequel. <p>ofc i am glad rockwell and rourke are part of the sequel.they are great actors,and they will do a good job with their roles.and cheadle seems to me to be a better rodney than howard was. <p>what i really dont like is the overload of villains,this thing always hurt comic films. <p>then its scarlet johanson.i dont have a problem with her as an actress or as a beauty,but i really think she is not suitable for the role of black widow.ofc i have to see the film to see if i am correct with this one. <p>then there is whiplash.as i have said already he is the gayest character in the IM comics,although if i remember correctly in the volume3 series he had become a tragic villain.lets see if fauvre will give this kind of drama to his character. <p>and the last thing,is about paltrow.as someone mentioned above,she wasnt in the comicon and there was no footage shown with her.what is going to happen with her character? she had perfect chemistry with rdj,and her character is one of the most important ones in tonys life. <p>anyway i hope all my worries are unbased,and that the sequel will be greater than the first movie.time will tell.

  • July 26, 2009, 3:39 a.m. CST

    Music in Iron Man was shit

    by MELGIBSONS_DICKCHEESE

    Dull, uninspired, irritating. Didn't fit the movie at all.

  • July 26, 2009, 3:50 a.m. CST

    Great description. I'm now pumped after having doubts over Black

    by hallmitchell

    Haircut.

  • July 26, 2009, 3:50 a.m. CST

    I'm glad they are using Black Sabbath.

    by hallmitchell

    I love that original Iron Man song. The one with the Ozzy voice warble at the start.

  • July 26, 2009, 3:52 a.m. CST

    MEL?

    by OptimusCrime

    You are worthless. DGDB doesn't post here anymore. Fucking chumps are everywhere.

  • July 26, 2009, 3:53 a.m. CST

    Black Widows haircut

    by hallmitchell

    Was my original post.

  • July 26, 2009, 3:55 a.m. CST

    The whole "Lord Bale" thing is shit also

    by OptimusCrime

    That consumed most reputable TBer's. Even BSB and his ilk became slaves to that shit.

  • July 26, 2009, 4:36 a.m. CST

    sounds absofuckinglutely awesome

    by Righteous Brother

    don't listen to any of the whiners on here Favs!

  • July 26, 2009, 5 a.m. CST

    rocklover

    by Quint

    She's in the senate hearing scene, tsking at Stark's brashness with the senators. Not a big scene for her, but she's in there...

  • July 26, 2009, 5:38 a.m. CST

    ScarJo

    by amievil

    did she talk at all? how bad is the russian accent?

  • July 26, 2009, 7:37 a.m. CST

    scarjo dyes her hair- shows commitment?

    by alice 13

    lol. <p>she dyed. her. hair. wtf. <p>did she dye it while visiting a russian prison? i dont think so.

  • July 26, 2009, 7:41 a.m. CST

    Way to be, Quint! Thanks for taking care of us!

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    Quint, your reports thus far have been astounding. I'll speak for all of us who can't be there in thanking you. We're home waiting breathlessly for news, but it's not always easy to come by. Honestly, I expected most of the journalists at Comic-Con to be too wrapped up in enjoying themselves and taking it all in to bother to report until they got home. Then I expected lots of reports telling us how exhausted they were and how they only got 3 hours of sleep as an excuse for not reporting on the scene. You rock, Eric. Thanks for keeping the rest of us in the loop!

  • July 26, 2009, 8:20 a.m. CST

    NO SANTA CLAUS??? USE FUCKING SPOILERS, DARTH!!

    by moondoggy2u

    JEEZE!!!!

  • July 26, 2009, 8:27 a.m. CST

    Whoever disses Rockwell is a fucking idiot

    by George_Kaplan

    Did you SEE The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford? Snow Angels? Moon? He's one of the best actors in America.

  • July 26, 2009, 8:28 a.m. CST

    Quint's CC reports have been very informative

    by ThePilgrim

    Meanwhile Chud's Devin is lambasting an Avtar Crew Member who emailed him. The Pricks publicly airing the email message for all to see. What a dick. To the point I've very much enjoyed AICN's coverage of the CC events. Quint actually put your there on the floor with him for the big panels. I'm still in shock over the lack of leaks. The leaky stuff never looks good, but it's still a taste. People think this stuff gives away to much or destroys the hype. I don't believe that for one second. If it sucks it might. It cost 20 million to advertise big picture- maybe more now. the Internet is the cheapest press there is. Hosting videos on you tube cost nothing. Not one fucking dime. It's retarded to keep these things so secret, unless they suck. The IMAX first 15 minutes of the Dark Knight didn't hurt that film one bit, and if the Studios heads are afraid of the footage ruining the hype machine or something retarded like that- then they should show less in these Comic con trailers, because in a way everyone here has already seen this trailer in the less involving way. Instead of a crappy cam copy they read the whole damn thing. Which isn't bad but I think if everyone had a choice they'd rather the first encounter with the material in it's fresh state be the actual trailer over someones textual description of it. No offense meant Quint. I praise you for giving it to us in the best possible way you legally can, and you have done a wonderful job. <P>Moving on. I enjoyed Iron Man I'm a big fan of Rouke all the way back to Rumble Fish. You know my ass is in that seat on day one.

  • July 26, 2009, 8:34 a.m. CST

    F'n typos

    by ThePilgrim

    Being dyslexic sucks.

  • July 26, 2009, 9:18 a.m. CST

    Nice....

    by Pogue__Mahone

    My most anticipated movie so far!

  • July 26, 2009, 9:33 a.m. CST

    They got it right!

    by zinc_chameleon

    By playing on Stark's egomania. Of course he's not going to give away his baby, of course he's not going to play the standard secret superhero. And totally of course, his competitors are going to join forces to reverse engineer his suit. Why should Justin Hammer jeopardize his fortune, when he can blame it on the Russian mob?

  • July 26, 2009, 9:46 a.m. CST

    "did she dye it while visiting a russian prison?"

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    LOL.<P>True! I bet Mickey Rourke is thinking "What the fuck! I spent time in a fucking prison and SHE's getting credit for half an hour in some salon getting a stylist to change her hair color. I should have just bought a fucking whip and released a youtube video of me swirling it around my head."

  • July 26, 2009, 10 a.m. CST

    MARVEL MOVIES = BAYWATCH NIGHTS!

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    Because they are going to go from somewhat ridiculous to full-blown ridiculous, much like Hasselhead's ill-fated detective show did, what with the magic and gods and whatnot. I mean they're actually going to have Tony Stark interacting with a god for fuck's sake. Please explain to me how that's not going to be one of the most embarrassing things ever put on film. There's no fucking way it can be anything other than shit and embarrassing. FACT. Iron Man = Baywatch Nights (as in Baywatch Nights 1). The Incredible Hulk = Baywatch Nights 2. Iron Man 2 = Baywatch Nights 3. Thor = Baywatch Nights 4. The First Avenger: Captain America = Baywatch Nights 5. The Avengers = Baywatch Nights 6.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:01 a.m. CST

    WILL WHIPLASH BEAT UP SUPERMODELS IN THIS?

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    You know, like Mickey Rourke did in real life? Rourke is so fucking macho!

  • July 26, 2009, 10:03 a.m. CST

    Baywatch Nights joke as lame as Big Lob Joke

    by mitortilla

    Poor jokes might have been funny the first time, have been pummeled to the ground, you unfunny son of a bitch.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Saint Nicholas of Myra was a real guy.

    by ironic_name

    and you're mostly idiots. good day.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:04 a.m. CST

    DOWNEY'S 'BOO HOO' = BAD IMPROV

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    I mean really, what was that all about?

  • July 26, 2009, 10:06 a.m. CST

    SHOULD STARK HAVE A GNOME SIDEKICK?

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    If gods are going to show up then doesn't it make sense for Stark to have a magical gnome in his corner?

  • July 26, 2009, 10:06 a.m. CST

    BALE IS BALE. <P> BALEJECTAVISM.

    by ironic_name

  • July 26, 2009, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Thanks Quint!!!

    by waites

    Totally freaking outstanding reporting. I have read it over a few times. I just wish I could have been there. Sounds like Favs and company have nailed it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • July 26, 2009, 10:08 a.m. CST

    SNOOP FOR RHODEY IN BAYWATCH NIGHTS 6?

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    He was quite good in Starsky And Hutch.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:14 a.m. CST

    Get back under your bridge EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    Take some troll food with you. You can chew down on it whilst the fairies are fucking that prolapsed anus of yours.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:20 a.m. CST

    SOMEDAY...

    by Alex Childress

    ...someone will make a film for geeks that the geeks don't summarily shit on, don't insult its crew, its performers, its writers, and one where they won't nitpick the set designers if a door in the background of the big fight sequence is ajar. I have a dream of a day when geeks unite not to hate, but to love good entertainment. I may not get there with you

  • July 26, 2009, 10:22 a.m. CST

    I guess his drinking problem

    by ominus

    wont be developed in this sequel.its a pity,it could have given the true complex nature of stark in his movie franchise. <p>i guess they are going for the super cool,sexy,womanizer,unbreakable tony stark and a ligther,less mature mood for the movie. <p>its a pity if thats the case.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:27 a.m. CST

    ha ha! bring some troll food with you.

    by mitortilla

    now that's funny. Pitty they're not doing the demon in a bottle storyline I second that I really want him to go to his darkest place, lose the company and fail and then build everything back from scratch, it would've been the stuff great trilogies are made of like The empire strikes back. Sadness, and then victories taste better.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:28 a.m. CST

    come on now.the true technology miracle

    by ominus

    that stark created is his power source,not his armor.he miniaturized one giant power reactor into something he can carry on top of his chest.thats what they are going after.and thats what they are going after the us government,justin hammer and whiplash. <p>have u noticed that rourke as whiplash has the same arc reactor on his chest?and everything tech on him looks more like junk,which he pulled together? think about it.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:30 a.m. CST

    The easiest way to impress fanboys is

    by Subtitles_Off

    to show them live action splash pages. <P>But, how is the story gonna play with that many characters, easily recognizable to people who have obsessed over comics for years, yet, unknown by most of the people in the audience? It's going to be a challenge. Hope they have a story that can support that much weight.<P>I loved IRON MAN. I constantly go back and forth debating which is my favorite superhero between it and SPIDEY 2 or THE INCREDIBLES. But, I have had little interest in a sequel because the concept seems one-note to me. They've got their work ahead of them to convince me otherwise.<P>And, oh yeah, Samuel L. Jackson ruins every movie he's in, as far as (only) I'm concerned. Fuck Nick Fury and all this AVENGERS bullshit. That's wank for nerds.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:32 a.m. CST

    favorite superhero MOVIE

    by Subtitles_Off

    Duh.<P>Everyone knows my favorite "superhero" is Batman. Don't get me started on the whole "Batman is not a superhero" thing, again.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:33 a.m. CST

    A Randy's Donut...

    by PessimusGrime

    ...classic donut place in the LA area w/ a giant donut on the roof. It bugged me that in the first movie when Stark got back from Aghanistan and wanted a cheese burger, he went to fuckin Burger King instead of Bob's Big Boy or In-and-Out, places you'd expect Tony Stark to go to. Thanks suits, for forcing in the Burger King product placement. (Assholes)

  • July 26, 2009, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Subtitles, Tim Burton's Batman!?!?!

    by mitortilla

    Prince songs and all?

  • July 26, 2009, 10:36 a.m. CST

    gary shandling fucked your eyeballs with his humming alien cock!

    by ironic_name

  • July 26, 2009, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Samuel L. Jackson was in the incredibles

    by ironic_name

    which was aptly named considering its a ripoff of fantastic four [which was a ripoff of challengers]

  • July 26, 2009, 10:43 a.m. CST

    I am all for an Infinity Gauntlet movie

    by ominus

    just imagine a live-action version of marvel's most famous heroes against the omnipotent mad titan THANOS.jesus. <p>but i agree that it is a stupid idea that marvel studios compel their directors ,to pass the notion in their movies,that all of this is in the same universe and that sooner or later the main characters of their movies will interact to each other. <p>just let them have their own vision for their movie,and if the time comes for an avenger movie,just have a fuckin middle-man cosmic entity like The Watcher,or Grandmaster or maybe Adam Warlock or even Dr Strange who would be capable to bring all these superheros from different realities to save the multiverse. <p>its that fuckin simple.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:43 a.m. CST

    mitortilla, I confused you

    by Subtitles_Off

    In my original post, I typed "I constantly go back and forth debating which is my favorite superhero between it and SPIDEY 2 or THE INCREDIBLES" when I meant to type "favorite superhero movie." I didn't want anybody thinking Iron Man was anywhere close to being my favorite superhero, so I corrected myself and asserted that my favorite "superhero" - who is technically not a superhero - is Batman.<P>Burton's Batman is my favorite Batman movie, by far, and it is fourth on my list of superhero movies. Yeah, I dig Prince, too. (Granted, the songs could've been scrapped from the movie, but those were the times. At least it wasn't Michael Jackson or some hair metal.)<P>Hope that clears it all up.<P>Back to IRON MAN...

  • July 26, 2009, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Samuel Jackson's VOICE was in THE INCREDIBLES

    by Subtitles_Off

    It's not his voice that most alienates me.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:48 a.m. CST

    LOVE Whiplash's bright orange parachute pants!

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    He's 2 Legit 2 Quit!

  • July 26, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

    No Cosmic

    by Alex Childress

    Sorry guys - you're not likely to get most of the cosmic Marvel stuff anytime soon. I mean, do you have any idea how much money it takes to make a superhero movie? Do you realize its like walking up to a rich guy, showing him pages from a comic book, and asking for $175 mil? Then, you'll need an additional $100 mil to shoot all of the space stuff. That's why there was no galactic dark phoenix saga. I know we can all dream, but let's temper our dreams in the fire of reality, a bit

  • July 26, 2009, 10:57 a.m. CST

    hell, Prince's soundtrack *highlighted* Burton's

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

    Batman, imo. those, as Subs mentioned, were the times. and Batdance is fucking brilliant... haters can go watch a Baywatch Nights marathon in EDGARWRIGHTS' (illegally parked) mobile home.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:10 a.m. CST

    But the Joker didn't kill Bruce Wayne's parents :(

    by mitortilla

    It was a good movie, because I think that's the first time we saw Batman as not being goofy.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Subtitles off

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

    ...hates.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:18 a.m. CST

    That's all you got?

    by Subtitles_Off

    I hate?<P>At least I know with which appendage one is supposed to honor and appreciate a fine side of succulence such as the incomparable Miss Nell Carter.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Who needs a NEW username?

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

    Need a hip, new username? It's simple! Just take the name of a "famous" "person", then add some horrible act/disfigurement to it, and there ya go! Here's some examples! Hillary_Duff's_Heinous_Anus Seth_Rogan_touched_my_Pork Sarah_Jessica_Parker's_Anal_Warts_Scratched_My_Nutsack Ellen_Page_has_a_Pink_Sock Brad_Pitt_Shit_fuck_shit_shit

  • July 26, 2009, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Sub...

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

    ...HEY! The day they drove Nell to her final rest, at the slaughterhouse, I made sure I was first in line to get a decent slab of her thick, fatty meatstuff. That slab has been sitting in my smoke house for years! and every day around 2pm, just after tea, I put on my special sequined gloves (from the Jackson line) and ram one, then two fists deep. So I know sir. I KNOW.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:31 a.m. CST

    What.The.Fuck?

    by WickedJester

  • July 26, 2009, 11:34 a.m. CST

    What happened to DGDB?

    by IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOfPrisonBreak

    Just curious!

  • July 26, 2009, 12:03 p.m. CST

    EveryEpisode

    by Subtitles_Off

    He hangs out at his own site, Ain't It Bale News. He and his compadres write some funny stuff. And a lot of dumb shit about Their Lord Bale. Check it out if you have time on your hands.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:16 p.m. CST

    DGDB abandoned us

    by dioxholster

    for a cooler site without whinners

  • July 26, 2009, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Fav's aint talking about the hair on her head

    by ThePilgrim

    Think about it.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Subtitles_Off and dioxholster

    by IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOfPrisonBreak

    Thanks, I will go give it a peek!

  • July 26, 2009, 12:29 p.m. CST

    ThePilgrim

    by Thrillho77

    Exactly. It's not that hard to decode. He just said the two sentences in REVERSE. <p> She showed her equipment. And it turned out she dyed it red.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Dear God, did you see Olivia Munn dress as Emma?!?!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    I actually wet myself!<p>I heard she has a part in IM2!<p>If they don't have her in a short skirt, tight blouse, and library glasses than I'm crashing studio lots and killing bitches!

  • July 26, 2009, 12:31 p.m. CST

    *Laughs at Dioxholdter's comment*

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    No, he didn't! He went over to AintItBaleNews!<p>Which is a bit like swapping Janeane Garofalo for Kathy Bates as your fuck buddy.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Olivia Munn

    by Star Hump

    is a submental with ADD (Watch her do interviews. She drifts off in the middle of them. Too funny), but damn she is one fine looking chick. She looked great in her Emma Frost get up. Those titties were standing tall and proud.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Star Hump

    by IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOfPrisonBreak

    This is my favorite Munn Pic. http://tinyurl.com/l9oyxe And yes she does drift off in interviews.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Star...

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

    Olivia Munn,the paste eater, is worthy of a long, refreshing donkey punch. MMmmMmm-MMmmM!

  • July 26, 2009, 12:48 p.m. CST

    OLIVIA MUNN MADE MY DICK HEAD EXPLODE

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    holy shit shes hotter than the sun with a brazilian wax!!

  • July 26, 2009, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Star

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

    ... I believe it was an orator of note, S.L. Jackson,that once said 'I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife and daughter and say "'Hi, my name is Sam and I fucked Olivia Munn." '

  • July 26, 2009, 12:52 p.m. CST

    OK

    by Subtitles_Off

    Who the fuck is Olivia Munn?

  • July 26, 2009, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Olivia Munn bio....

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

    Olivia Munn (born July 3, 1982, as Lisa Olivia Munn) is an American "actress", model and television personality. She began her career being credited as Lisa Munn. However, since 2006, she has been using the name Olivia Munn personally and professionally.[1] Also since 2006, Munn has been one of the faces of the cable network G4, hosting a number of shows for the network, the most prominent being Attack of the Show!, with co-host Kevin Pereira. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Munn

  • July 26, 2009, 12:59 p.m. CST

    this baywatch nights thing is still around?

    by martinlutherkrangjr

    let that joke die and go where old tired unfunny jokes go when they depart from this world. Also, what's up with all the rip off dgdb talkback names?

  • July 26, 2009, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Olivia Munn grabbing Kevin balls was kinda hot!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Ok, it was Kevin in a costume but still Olivia was grabbing the costume balls!<p>At least we get a a good idea how she grabs em'!<p>Btw, I agree she not a good interviewer like Kevin or Blair, but when you're dress like Emma Frost, Princess Leia, or Wonder Woman I could give a shit if she talks!

  • July 26, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Actress, model, TV personality, tap dancer

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

    and chimp fluffer. I found her performance in the inide hit, Scarecrow Gone Wild, to be refreshingly bold,her ability to truely represent a woman regaining inner strength while trying to survive an erotic, yet abusive relationship with a Scarecrow, was a tour de force. Add to this the fact that Munn grapples with severe mental handicaps in real life, and really, the performance takes on a whole new dimension. I, think, nay, I KNOW the she is our generations' Chris Burke.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    amievil, No dialogue from Black Widow

    by MattmanReturns

    They just showed flashes of her kicking ass, and then flirting with Stark as Natasha, but no actual dialogue.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:09 p.m. CST

    she was also silk spectre and her thighs were amazing

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    i will fuck olivia til she cums out her nose!

  • July 26, 2009, 1:11 p.m. CST

    and is the iron man 2 footage online?

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    god studios are so stupid. not releasing footaghe that everyone wants to see? great fucking strategy guys. assholes.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:13 p.m. CST

    To Quint

    by Snulle

    I don't give a crap about Iron Man 2. Where are your thoughts regarding Solomon Kane? :-)

  • July 26, 2009, 1:14 p.m. CST

    good one red vector

    by martinlutherkrangjr

  • July 26, 2009, 1:17 p.m. CST

    They'd rather just have 6,000 people talk about it

    by mitortilla

    than hundreds of thousands.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Missed the Silk Spectre. Was she the Baroness, too?

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    I mean thats a part she could easily pull off! And I agree the woman got some legs.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Should have used "WAR PIGS"!

    by zooch

    Why reuse Sabbath's "Iron Man" when "War Pigs" would have been the perfect way to introduce War Machine for the sequel!

  • July 26, 2009, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Some should ask Favreau

    by zooch

    Where he found the time to make an Iron Man sequel while also managing to be in every shitty Vince Vaughn film.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:29 p.m. CST

    What happened to DGDB - true story

    by MELGIBSONS_DICKCHEESE

    Danny Glover kidnapped him, forced his dickblood down DGDB's throat until he couldn't swallow any more of it and died.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Someone*^

    by zooch

  • July 26, 2009, 1:39 p.m. CST

    silk spectre was right before emma frost

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    and it was HOT. if she was baroness i wouldve creamed all over my oatmeal.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:42 p.m. CST

    also, g-force is the number one movie in america

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    america is failing!!! dont care what you guys say harry potter/half blood prince in awesome. its made a shitload of money anyway...but whats up with it not being released in imax til two weeks after it comes out? does michael bay have some kind of deal to keep shitformers in imax theaters!?!?

  • July 26, 2009, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Ah Shitformers!

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

    ...I remember playing with Shitformers as a child! I'd reach into the toilet and...

  • July 26, 2009, 1:52 p.m. CST

    i meant "harry potter half blood prince IS awesome"

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    WHERES THE FUCKING EDIT BUTTON! and go head and flame me!!

  • July 26, 2009, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Damn!!! Now I have to search for Silk Spectre pics!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    And HBP was pretty good!

  • July 26, 2009, 1:55 p.m. CST

    nothing like a fun game of shitformers!

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    while listening to the vanilla ice nija turtle rap! childhood was great! id sit at that toilet for hours upon hours shitforming my optimus cigar into the great brown semitruck ever created. didnt like optimus diarrhea so much though.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:55 p.m. CST

    this will NOT out gross TF2...

    by Charger28

    Any takers?

  • July 26, 2009, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Time in a Russian prison...

    by Skraggo

    Hilarious. Now Rourke will be able to bring the proper pathos to the Whiplash role. He just didn't feel he could make us believe he was a man wearing ridiculous cybernetic armature with whips unless he got inside the character's head and actually spent some time in a Russian prison. Shit like this always makes me think of Laurence Olivier's famous quote: "Why don't you just try acting?"

  • July 26, 2009, 2:01 p.m. CST

    i meant "ninja" and "greatest"

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    im starting to think its not not having a edit button thats the problem, but maybe just me dropping out of school. naw, its NOT HAVING A FUCKING EDIT BUTTON

  • July 26, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST

    AVATAR=FINAL FANTASY and both are Gay...

    by Charger28

    I'm down with all this James Cameron nut licking. He hasn"t made a good movie since T2. And as far as I concerned... If you had anything to do wit Titanic...you should fucking DIE!

  • July 26, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Ah, the quote he says to Dustin Hoffman during

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Marathon Man. One of my fave movies!

  • July 26, 2009, 2:07 p.m. CST

    James Cameron=M. Night Shamalamadingdong

    by Charger28

    One good movie followed by many let downs.

  • July 26, 2009, 2:10 p.m. CST

    my typos are out of cpntrol today

    by Charger28

    I need some Cocaine

  • July 26, 2009, 2:18 p.m. CST

    G-Force success confirms the Apocalypse is near

    by MELGIBSONS_DICKCHEESE

    I would be surprised if after seeing the box office this week, God just said "Fuck it, bring on the Apocalypse!" Oh, wait that was me.

  • July 26, 2009, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Vanilla Ice-Two parts crushed ice, one part horse semen

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

    GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!!! GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!!!

  • July 26, 2009, 2:20 p.m. CST

    I meant I wouldn't

    by MELGIBSONS_DICKCHEESE

    Dammit

  • July 26, 2009, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Rockwell

    by manifestchaos

    You morons are forgetting FROST/NIXON and THE GREEN MILE in addition to MOON. Guy can act. Fuck off.

  • July 26, 2009, 2:38 p.m. CST

    C'mon G-Force was for kids. They need movies, too!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    If you been roped into taking a little bor/sis, niece, or nephew to a movie then its nice not having to explain the cussing and sexual shit to them!<p>Truthfully we need more G-rated movies for the kids so this half-bake nonsense of PG-13 can disappear forever!

  • July 26, 2009, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Little Borsis

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

    If I took little Borsis to a G rated movie, i'd get arrested

  • July 26, 2009, 2:57 p.m. CST

    The G4 Star Wars show was abysmal

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Olivia Munn always has that deer in headlights expression

  • July 26, 2009, 3:13 p.m. CST

    How can there be so many vids of the panel but none of the trail

    by mitortilla

    that's what should be kept secret the experience. Not the promo items.

  • July 26, 2009, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Is Munn really an actress?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    She can barely read from cue cards.

  • July 26, 2009, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Thats like asking if Scarlett is choosen...

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    for acting skills. Both answers=NO!

  • July 26, 2009, 3:36 p.m. CST

    *

    by HollywoodHellraiser

  • July 26, 2009, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Fucking typo! Thats should be *is* not if!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Really a simple edit button, AICN!

  • July 26, 2009, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Ice Age 3 cost 90 million and made $673,491,000

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

    Transformers 2 Worldwide:$785,161,945<P> Ice Age 3 Worldwide:$673,491,000 <P> Harry Potter Worldwide:$627,134,000<P> Angels and Demons Wwide:$478,314,866<P> Night at the Museum 2ww:$383,770,126<P> Star Trek Worldwide:$379,675,137<P> Monsters vs Aliens Ww:$374,879,909<P> Wolverine Worldwide:$364,135,251<P> Terminator Salvation W:$356,675,316<P> Fast and Furious Wwide:$349,314,604<P> Up Worldwide:$331,685,300

  • July 26, 2009, 3:54 p.m. CST

    So where are the glowing ORPHAN reviews?

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 26, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Orphan sucked

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

    Dirty fuckin' midgets! ITS ALWAYS THE GODAMNED MIDGETS!

  • July 26, 2009, 4:11 p.m. CST

    LITTLE GIRLS ARE CREEPY!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 26, 2009, 4:18 p.m. CST

    LITTLE BOY/GIRL PSYCHO MIDGETS ARE WORSE

    by Fisting_Nell_Carter

  • July 26, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    MARVEL MOVIES = BAYWATCH NIGHTS!

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    http://tinyurl.com/nm5akl

  • July 26, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOfPrisonBreak

    by Star Hump

    Nice photo up thread. Thanks!

  • July 26, 2009, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Batman is not

    by Madcapper

    ..a superhero SubsOff...He is without a quiestion a hero. With skills. But he is no superhero. Rourke in Barfly is more of a superhero than Batman. Doesn´t mean I don´t like the character...just not a superhero is all i´m sayin´....

  • July 26, 2009, 4:33 p.m. CST

    After AVATAR in December, my eyeballs will be READY.

    by JDanielP

    Sounds awesome!

  • July 26, 2009, 4:42 p.m. CST

    THOSE LITTLE KID VERIZON COMMERCIAS - CREEPY!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 26, 2009, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Avatar=Final Fantasy both are Gay

    by Charger28

    And Trannyfromers_Apologist is a dumb fuckin' bitch. Remarks complete

  • July 26, 2009, 4:54 p.m. CST

    TF2 fucked my eyeballs. Avatar is a gay little cartoon movie

    by Charger28

    Might as well watch the Inredibles.

  • July 26, 2009, 5 p.m. CST

    and...

    by Charger28

    Harry knowles is a fat red-headed cunty cunt face.

  • July 26, 2009, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Madcapper

    by Subtitles_Off

    Exactly. Isn't that what I said?

  • July 26, 2009, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox was booed at Comic Con.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • July 26, 2009, 5:36 p.m. CST

    Subtitles_Off

    by lockesbrokenleg

    She wasn't even AT comic coon douche.

  • July 26, 2009, 5:40 p.m. CST

    LOCKESBROKENLEG

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    Yes she was you fucking clown.

  • July 26, 2009, 5:41 p.m. CST

    I doubt the boos but she was at Comic Con!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    TA-DA!

  • July 26, 2009, 5:47 p.m. CST

    "Comic coon?" That's racist.

    by TheJokesOnUs

    And I'm telling.

  • July 26, 2009, 5:53 p.m. CST

    only a person missing a penis scrotum and testees

    by mitortilla

    would boo megan fox

  • July 26, 2009, 6:01 p.m. CST

    People hating Scarlett Jonahsson

    by AsimovLives

    Weird beyond compreention.

  • July 26, 2009, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Who booed her? Guys with small dicks?

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 26, 2009, 6:07 p.m. CST

    Trannyformers_Apologist

    by AsimovLives

    That means that despiste all the dancing and screaming from the Dawson's Trek fanboys, that mvoei isn't much more sucessful then wolverine, the movie they like the most to compare to and who use as an example of a box offcie failure. Hell, dawson's Trek is not much bigger then T4, another movie the Dawson's Trek fanbot«ys also like to use as an exaple of box office failure to help boost their own prefered litle shit movie.<br><br>So, this means that the Dawson' Trek fanboys are living in a little fantasy world where their favorite movie is a sucess that it really doesn't have. Figures!

  • July 26, 2009, 6:08 p.m. CST

    lockesbrokenleg

    by AsimovLives

    WAsn't she at the Johan Hexx's panel at the Comicom?

  • July 26, 2009, 6:08 p.m. CST

    I sure wouldn't boo her

    by lockesbrokenleg

    She might show you her tits.

  • July 26, 2009, 6:10 p.m. CST

    Transformers 2 Worldwide box office numbers are depressing

    by AsimovLives

    But the movie will not get any better because of that.

  • July 26, 2009, 6:15 p.m. CST

    UP has been the best of the Summer Blockbusters

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    so far. I would actually put TERMINATOR: SALVATION next even tho it was riddled with fail, there were more cool parts then all the others on APOLOGIST's list. It's odd that UP as an animated feature was able to strike more emotionally involving in it's first act alone then all of the other's put together.

  • July 26, 2009, 6:19 p.m. CST

    UP SUCKED! FUCK UP!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    That Pixar piece of shit. Even TF 2 was better than that pile of ass.

  • July 26, 2009, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Dawson's Trek wasn't that succesful because

    by mitortilla

    Star Trek had such a LONG HISTORY OF SUCK that it was hard to get people there the first time so they could watch something remotely interesting from such a boring franchise.

  • July 26, 2009, 6:40 p.m. CST

    I'm going to break your other fucking leg, Locke...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...UP was perfect. I can't be bothered to read back but curb your forked fucking tongue.

  • July 26, 2009, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Booing Megan Fox is like Booing Ice cream

    by mitortilla

  • July 26, 2009, 6:42 p.m. CST

    ...this Comic-Con news is slow coming and not much of it.

    by FlickaPoo

  • July 26, 2009, 6:43 p.m. CST

    YOU LIKE WATCHING OLD MEN IN 3D?!1

    by lockesbrokenleg

    And not fucking spaceships?!!

  • July 26, 2009, 6:59 p.m. CST

    SubsOff..

    by Madcapper

    Sorry about that. Failed to notice your second post here. Somehow it slipped past me. Maybe I was distracted by a customer or something. Thats what you get trying to TB while bartending. Hehehe..

  • July 26, 2009, 7:02 p.m. CST

    I must say I was expecting more coverage

    by Madcapper

    during SDCC from the AICN people. I guess we will get all the articles when Harry and the others have slept off their hangovers..Quints stuff have been most welcome.

  • July 26, 2009, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Oh Hell yeah can't wait.

    by SID 8.0

    Show it to us now damn it.

  • July 26, 2009, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Some of you SERIOUSLY need to get laid

    by Big Dumb Ape

    Seriously, you do. Get out of your house and go meet a girl or something. I can't believe those who are drooling and raving THAT much over Olivia Munn at the Con. After reading some of the posts, I googled and found the Con video clip at her web site. And while the Emma Frost costume was okay, the other form fitting costumes were less than flattering to her. Quite frankly, she's chunking out a bit (the Harly Quinn and Tomb Raider outfits showed that in particular).<P>Then again, maybe I'm spoiled since I live in Hollywood where its' a constant onslaught of hot looking, wannabe actresses doing whatever they can to showcase their goods. But for crying out loud, compared to porn starlets, professional models, movie or TV actresses or (as I noted) even wannabe young starlets, Munn is average at best.<p>As for IRON MAN 2, sounds like they're on the right track and it's going to be one of next year's biggest movies, no doubt. Frankly, I appreciate all the talk of how high and artsy DARK KNIGHT was, and it was a solid movie. But while I enjoyed it, I didn't think it was all THAT stunningly great as some always make out (then again I didn't get to see it till the end of its run, so perhaps by that time the overkill of hype and praise had set me up to be a bit let down). To be honest, I actually did enjoy IRON MAN more, so I'm glad to see its shaping up so well.

  • July 26, 2009, 7:12 p.m. CST

    There´s all kinds of good stuff coming out soon or relatively so

    by Madcapper

    I wonder if Avatar is gonna shine more than Tron Legacy when that one hits. And I wanna see District 9 this instant. Parnassus is coveted, and Spikes new flick looks tasty...Alice in Burtonland looks...interesting too..

  • July 26, 2009, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Big Dumb Ape..

    by Madcapper

    Personally I believe both movies were hyped up too much. Not to say the movies were bad, on the contary. I loved both of them. But hype is becoming a problem instead of beeing an incentive for me. I think the swelling of movies through media will continue to make people somewhat dissapointed in the future.

  • July 26, 2009, 7:21 p.m. CST

    I mean..

    by Madcapper

    how can AVATAR possibly live ut to the massive hype that is has? Eyeballfucking, reinventing of cinema, quantum leap for CGI, and so on..

  • July 26, 2009, 7:28 p.m. CST

    i love when you guys decide whats successful

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    and whats not. its fucking hilarious.

  • July 26, 2009, 7:35 p.m. CST

    supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    by AsimovLives

    It's pretty easy, really, Just get the box offcie results, and subtract from them the combined movie's budget (pre production costs + production costs + advertizement), then add to the budget bank the interests that ass been accumulated since the movie was greenlit until first day of release. So, as you can see, it's merely a simple subtraction calculus. And thus, you can know if a movie is sucessful or not. Pretty easy, isn't it?

  • July 26, 2009, 7:36 p.m. CST

    Avatar can't live up the hype....

    by Charger28

    It's bullshit. Everyone(at AICN) is saying it will fuck our eyeballs and etc... This movie is going to blow just like Final Fantasy did. James Cameron hit one out of the park with T2, but that's all were getting out of him. Does anyone really believe that Avatar will be the biggest CGI blockbuster of all time? Bigger than Shrek2, Toy Story, Ice Age, etc. I don't think so.

  • July 26, 2009, 7:36 p.m. CST

    Success seems only to be measured in cash.

    by Madcapper

    So if one is to adhere to that viewpointm the average moviegoer does decide what is a success, and what is not..No?

  • July 26, 2009, 7:39 p.m. CST

    supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    by AsimovLives

    box office results<br<<br>minus<br><br>budget (above the line costs aka stars salaries + pre-production + production) + bank interests since greenlit until release + the major players cut (percentage points taken from first dollar) <br><br>equals<br><br>sucess or failure

  • July 26, 2009, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Fuck's sakes, the post fucked up

    by AsimovLives

    I'll start again... fuck's sake!!!

  • July 26, 2009, 7:42 p.m. CST

    The forest scene in TF2 is penis engorging

    by Charger28

    The rest of the movie was kinda gay but well worth it for that one showdown.

  • July 26, 2009, 7:43 p.m. CST

    supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    by AsimovLives

    box office results<br> - <br> budget (above the line costs aka stars salaries + pre-production + production + post-production + advertizement) + bank interests since greenlit until release + the major players cut (percentage points from the box office taken from first dollar)<br> = <br>Sucess or failure

  • July 26, 2009, 8:02 p.m. CST

    Alert!! Alert!! Fanboy Police are telling us...

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    the law!<p>We shouldn't drool over chicks and we shouldn't boo Scarlett or Megan!<p>I like to give a fart-in-the-mouth THANKYOU to the Fanboy Police from the bottom of my mom's basement!

  • July 26, 2009, 8:30 p.m. CST

    I'm booing Megan Fox right now, and

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm showing her the erect finger of my left hand.<P>I'm not going to tell what I'm doing with my right hand.

  • July 26, 2009, 8:35 p.m. CST

    @trannyformers_apologist

    by spooky2k

    UP isn't released anywhere except USA yet, so please please use correct figures.

  • July 26, 2009, 9:04 p.m. CST

    AFTER I SAW UP I THREW UP!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    WHAT A FUCKING WASTE!!!

  • July 26, 2009, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox is a waste of oxygen.

    by Thrillho77

  • July 26, 2009, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Ughh, turned off the first Iron Man one hour in...

    by Flip63Hole

    I'll definitely be passing on a retread...

  • July 26, 2009, 9:46 p.m. CST

    IM was passable just like the DK!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    I honestly seen both once and slighty enjoy DK more!<p>Ok, let me just say I enjoy DK, IM, and HBP almost the same with DK and HBP alittle more.<p>You see this all comes down to personal taste.

  • July 26, 2009, 9:52 p.m. CST

    If you slag UP, I seriously wonder about you-

    by ToMonicker

    But then I move on, because life is already crummy enough... I enjoyed the first IronMan enough. It kind of bored me at the finale with the showdown, but it was entertaining for the most part til then. Unless I hear horrid things or am put off, I'll probably try and see it in the theater. Robert Downey Jr. Rocks!!!

  • July 26, 2009, 10:15 p.m. CST

    Well, to each their own

    by lockesbrokenleg

    iron Man was great. It's one of those few DVDS that plays better on TV.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Sounds entertaining but also awful....

    by TheWaqman

    that's what you get when the sequel is rushed. We'll see next year. But man the first film was sheer entertainment. Reminded me alot of Spiderman 1. Just with a much better lead actor. This film is sounding like Spiderman 3 though to me.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:56 p.m. CST

    ok so spiderman 3 was a huge sucessful smash

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    and nothing was wrong with it guys! box office box office box office!!! all that matters!!

  • July 26, 2009, 10:58 p.m. CST

    I just find it finny that most of the movies people say are bad

    by lockesbrokenleg

    are huge successful box office hits. And then you get the small dickers that say box office doesn't matter.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Downey made Stark interesting...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    ..instead of the Tom Sellick, Pierrre Cardan wearing, rich guy, corporate exec he was often portrayed in the comic.<p>There's a reason everyone wants to see the "Demon in a Bottle" saga On the screan. It's because that is the only time Tony Stark has EVER been interesting...<p>Downey brought the magic and made Stark a man every woman wanted and every man wanted to be...<p>Plot wise I see Justin Hammer back engineering Starks heart massaging energy source and testing it with a mad Russian scientist, Roark. Roark goes awol and hunts down Stark. Maybe his life or a loved one's is in danger. Russia sends their top Secret agent, Scarlett Jo, to bring him back to the prison he so rudely escaped from. Meanwhile, Rhody is ordered by Senator Larry Sanders to confiscate Stark's older model armors. He then cobbles the best parts from each stage and upgrades them with conventional weapons to defy Senator Sanders and help Tony defeat Roark and...who else? Wasn't there another villian? Hammer? Naw, Tony would just call the Justice Department and drop a dime.<p>SPOILER<p>Scarlett Jo is seduced by Tony and shows up too late to save him but makes up for it by getting naked.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:06 p.m. CST

    Its not that box office doesn't matter

    by mitortilla

    but there are trends and you have to see things how it is if its a sequel its not the same as a new film, and things like that.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Who the fuck is ROARK HAHAHAHAHA LMAO

    by mitortilla

    dumbass

  • July 26, 2009, 11:09 p.m. CST

    G-Force is number one right now, yet

    by Dingbatty

    it is a massive bucket of shit. The general public will take their kids to whatever new kids movie happens to be out, regardless of quality.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:10 p.m. CST

    I was there in the panel too, Quint!

    by Saracen1

    It's got me even more exceited than I was before, and OMG War Machine going ballistic turned the entire hall into a nerd sploogefest (of which I was no exception)!

  • July 26, 2009, 11:14 p.m. CST

    Dude, the 'U' key doesn't work on my keyboard...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • July 26, 2009, 11:19 p.m. CST

    you're still missing an "e"

    by mitortilla

    just busting your chops ;) i write like a turd as well. But talking about box office, you have to take into account marketing, the director's name, the actors in it. You have to take all that in, in order to asses if the box office numbers have anything to do with it being or not a good film. Anticipation is another thing, the advertising campaign. Something the Iron Man films lack, something beautiful like the TDK guerrilla stuff.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:23 p.m. CST

    Tom Sellick, Pierre Cardan, Rhody

    by mitortilla

    that post is gold.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Oh, I agree...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    ...about box office not equaling good filmaking. That is something that, I think, is universally accepted. What constitutes "good filmaking", however, is extremely subjective.<p>That's why I love this site...<p><p>And, I am too lazy to see if filmaking is the correct spelling. It looks weird.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:35 p.m. CST

    Hehe...it's filmmaking.

    by Zeotron

    looked it up after i noticed how wierd as hell to me looked also. Rourke needs to be cast in Rodriguez's Predator project now! Even if it's a badass death cameo as the first guy do die, doesnt matter to me but put him in!

  • July 26, 2009, 11:39 p.m. CST

    Rourke (sp?) in Predator Remake?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Why not, wasn't Jessie Ventura in the original? They both played wrestlers....

  • July 27, 2009, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Charger 28

    by TheNewDirector

    You think Cameron had one good movie? T2? Really?

  • July 27, 2009, 1:38 a.m. CST

    So uhm...

    by Sithtastic

    Is the movie going to be any good or...? Sorry, I keep having to wade through all the charred corpses of flame war victims to find out. If the producers of this film use their same formula and make things Stark-centric, I am not going to cry. If they neglect to make this a challenge for Stark a la Demon in a Bottle, I'll be sorely disappointed.

  • July 27, 2009, 2:21 a.m. CST

    pixar sucks dick for food.

    by ironic_name

  • July 27, 2009, 2:22 a.m. CST

    Pixar is a smart company.

    by lockesbrokenleg

    They make one movie a year. The Critics eat the shit up, and every year they get some Award even though they're just like every other studio, selling toys, games, and fucking rip off CD's

  • July 27, 2009, 2:28 a.m. CST

    Totally

    by mitortilla

  • July 27, 2009, 2:30 a.m. CST

    once pixar gives me my cheque for creating finding nemo

    by ironic_name

    I'll stop saying they suck. hey lasetter, gimme my money, ho!

  • July 27, 2009, 2:38 a.m. CST

    Pixar saved Disney

    by mitortilla

  • July 27, 2009, 2:38 a.m. CST

    They were doing sequels to Bambi

    by mitortilla

    for gods sake before that, out of imagination.

  • July 27, 2009, 4:45 a.m. CST

    G-Force #1 at the BO? No shit.

    by Stalkeye

    When you have plenty of Baby Mamas taking their kids (younglings,snotlings,crumbsnatchers)to see a "quality" family film with lame ass spy gerbils.It must be that annoying commercial with Tracy Morgan that draws crowds: "Check out my spy walk".UGH!

  • July 27, 2009, 5:05 a.m. CST

    Retitle Orphan "Dwarf Hooker" and it'll do more business

    by drturing

  • July 27, 2009, 5:24 a.m. CST

    Still reserving judgement on IM2

    by Stalkeye

    Rourke looks out of place as Whiplash who isn't even one of the best villians in Ironman's Rogue gallery. Fuck, still no Mandarin or even Crimson Dynamo? Chedale is a good actor, but not convincing as Rhodes, Howard actually pulled it off especially during the scenes between him and RDJ.Why not cast Micheal Jai White instead? it won't cost that much to say the least. Scarjo as Widow? Ok, she's eye candy at least and WTF is that talentless Cosplayer doing in the sequel? G4's Olivia Munn Jon Fav must be returning the favor as the network helped to big the Movie up.(hyping the first film.)Hopefully it's just a brief cameo as she can't act or really host for shit.However she looks hawt in that Baroness getup.<p>I just hope the sequel will do just as good as the first if not better. It won't suck like Tranny 2 at least.

  • July 27, 2009, 5:29 a.m. CST

    WHERES ALL MY GRAINY CELLPHONE FOOTAGE???

    by sonnyfern

    Goddamnit...you know why this years comic-con sucks? All you damn folks who got to go have lost your balls. This is the most unexciting comic-con EVER...because all we get are these damn paragraphs of people who got to go telling us how awesome everything was. Well where's my bootlegged footage? Where's my shakey cam shots of Avatar where it's so damn terrible I can't see shit...but it's still awesome? Where's my terrible quality footage of Iron Man? Come one people..get it in gear here...

  • July 27, 2009, 5:41 a.m. CST

    Sounds like retarded capitalist propaganda shit

    by PTSDPete

  • July 27, 2009, 6:52 a.m. CST

    secret dwaf hooker

    by ironic_name

    redo the music to make it funny, it'll do better.

  • July 27, 2009, 8:08 a.m. CST

    That all sounds awesome but...

    by Trazadone

    ...where's the footage?

  • July 27, 2009, 9 a.m. CST

    Up

    by Subtitles_Off

    isn't that good. It's the "Brother Bear" of Pixar's catalogue: Nice to look at, but lightweight. It's definately the least of the Pixar films I've seen. And, yeah, I saw "Ratatouille" and "Cars."

  • July 27, 2009, 9:03 a.m. CST

    The logical progressions of Iron Man filnms

    by fireclown

    1) Stane 2) Afghani Mandarin 3) Fin Fang Foom, to be released under the title "cloverfield 2)

  • July 27, 2009, 9:17 a.m. CST

    if war machine is in it

    by lex romero

    then whiplash must get some super powered up armour version of himself later in the film. I can't imagine the whiplash we've seen so far is going to be a huge threat that it needs to armoured dudes. Maybe thats' where the crimson dynamo confusion is coming in? Maybe his later armour is similar to that? <br><br> Also I still want a manderin on screen. Just make the 10 rings be super advanced technology (i believe the comics retconned them to be alien tech, rather than magic) and there you go, sorted. Watching iron man fight a dude with no armour, but is super powered, would actually look really awesome imo.

  • July 27, 2009, 9:45 a.m. CST

    hilarious TB. Great stuff...

    by iwasredempted

    one of the better TB' s in a while. i was afraid 'aicn was losing some of it's piss and vinegar. the cut downs are pretty sharp in here.<br>anywho, am i the only one that thought paltrow was super hot as a redhead in this ironman. she's attractive but she always seemed a bit generic for my tastes. but man i wanted her to sit on my face after i watched that movie.

  • July 27, 2009, 11:02 a.m. CST

    How does Harry fuck his wife?

    by GetEveryone

  • July 27, 2009, 11:16 a.m. CST

    in an Iron Man suit

    by mitortilla

  • July 27, 2009, 11:41 a.m. CST

    2 Many Characters?

    by christian66

    I love Favs and Downey, but throwing in about 6 stars is diluting IRON MAN. Do we need 18 extra super heroes in one film? This is how they screwed up Batman with all this stunt-casting. That said, I'm jazzed for Rourke.

  • July 27, 2009, 11:42 a.m. CST

    I think Paltrow is the only woman who

    by Subtitles_Off

    could sit on a man's face, and he'd not even know it.<P>She needs to eat a sandwich, 'sall I'm saying!

  • July 27, 2009, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Subby

    by TedKordLives

    Batman is not a superhero. He is a costumed crimefighter. Just like my boy Blue. Sorry, but it's true. Superheroes have Super Powers.

  • July 27, 2009, 12:24 p.m. CST

    It shouldn't bother me.

    by TedKordLives

    But the fact that there are people out there who know what War Machine looks like when I don't really bugs me. <P> Damn you, more-clued-in geeks!

  • July 27, 2009, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Teddy

    by Subtitles_Off

    When have I ever said Batman was a superhero?<P>Are you just trying to poke a grizzly?<P>We miss you over at the "Gary Oldman says something stupid" thread. We're pushing to take that sucker to 1500 posts.

  • July 27, 2009, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Your boy blue has alien technology, though

    by Subtitles_Off

    so, yeah, your Blue is a superhero, too.

  • July 27, 2009, 12:40 p.m. CST

    No, Subby-

    by TedKordLives

    I'm not talking about that fucking power rangers reject Jaime Reyes, I'm talking about Ted Motherfucking Kord. Sure, he had the scarab in his possession for a few years, but it never worked for him. So he got by on quick quips and backflips, at least 'til he got his brains blown out, anyway.

  • July 27, 2009, 12:43 p.m. CST

    "Power rangers reject"

    by Subtitles_Off

    Have you heard? The DCU through 2010 is going to be entirely made up of legacy characters. Except Hal Jordan. The JLA is going to be the Teen Titansin their mentors costumes.

  • July 27, 2009, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Sam Rockwell was pretty good in Frost/Nixon

    by cookylamoo

    For the first time that I remember. I think Sam Looks too much like Tom Waits to take seriously.

  • July 27, 2009, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Cooky

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm trying to picture any resemblance between Tom Waits and Sam Rockwell. Now, Ron Perlman? That dude looks more like Tom Waits than he looks like Hellboy.

  • July 27, 2009, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Gary Shandling as a Senator.

    by cookylamoo

    Before Al Franken I wouldn't have bought it. And you're right about Perlman. I wears that Hellboy makeup so people won't ask him to sing "Step Right Up."

  • July 27, 2009, 12:57 p.m. CST

    About Batman not having superpowers

    by ominus

    but being a superhero like Superman.well u got see this: <p>http://tinyurl.com/5n5cez

  • July 27, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Subs

    by TedKordLives

    And that's why I don't read DC comics anymore. 'Cept for Secret Six, which is, as I have said, exceptional in every sense.

  • July 27, 2009, 1:06 p.m. CST

    I still don't buy Shandling as a Senator

    by Subtitles_Off

    Especially if his dialogue is as full of "fucks" as this item suggests. That's gonna be a rip me out of my suspension of disbelief moment, I think.

  • July 27, 2009, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Teddy

    by Subtitles_Off

    You should at least read JONAH HEX. That's good comics.<P>The movie's likely to hurt like a white devil's blanket covered in small-pox, though. Megan Fox? What were they thinking?

  • July 27, 2009, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Re:Jonah

    by TedKordLives

    Yeah, I hear it's a good read. I just can't do it, tho. Gotta keep it real, fight the powers that be. You know. <P> OOh, Hex the movie IS most likely gonna suck. They've already pussed out on Hex's face and hired the biggest no-talent 'it girl', who, more than likely will stick out like...well, like one of Megan Fox's thumbs. And that poster...ugh. <P> Jonah Hex is being set up to fail, it seems.

  • July 27, 2009, 1:44 p.m. CST

    antbody have pics of smallville's suit?

    by ironic_name

  • July 27, 2009, 1:50 p.m. CST

    gi joe sized iron man figures coming next year too

    by ironic_name

    I want a mini rourke to slap covergirl around.

  • July 27, 2009, 1:51 p.m. CST

    anybody.

    by ironic_name

    fuck typos.

  • July 27, 2009, 3:02 p.m. CST

    MARVEL MOVIES = BAYWATCH NIGHTS!

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    And evidently I'm not the only person who thinks so... http://tinyurl.com/mp9fty

  • July 27, 2009, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Really, Edgar?

    by TedKordLives

    Please elaborate. I'd like to hear more about this Baywatch Nights theory of yours. It sounds quite novel and intriguing.<P> I've certainly never heard anything like it before.

  • July 27, 2009, 3:26 p.m. CST

    KANYE FOR RHODEY IN BAYWATCH NIGHTS 6?

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    Imagine him rolling his eyes as a result of Stark's antics. That's pure cinema right there.

  • July 27, 2009, 3:34 p.m. CST

    I will shit on your tomb and skullfuck your corpse.

    by mitortilla

  • July 27, 2009, 3:37 p.m. CST

    mitortilla agrees: MARVEL MOVIES = BAYWATCH NIGHTS!

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    Thanks for your support... Brother.

  • July 27, 2009, 3:50 p.m. CST

    SHOULDN'T THIS BE ON YOUTUBE ALREADY? WTF

    by jaysin420

  • July 27, 2009, 3:55 p.m. CST

    What happened with the AICN panel for Solomon Kane

    by iluvsyfy

    I have seen so much coverage of Iron Man 2, Avatar, Alice etc. but no coverage of the Solomon Kane panel and that movie is done but the others are still in production and you were talking about how great it was. You guys need to hype Kane or post about Solomon Kane.

  • July 27, 2009, 3:58 p.m. CST

    I agree that you were breastfed by your dad as a baby.

    by mitortilla

  • July 27, 2009, 4:03 p.m. CST

    HOW MANY SUPERMODELS DOES WHIPLASH BEAT UP?

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    Also are they as big and as powerful as Carre Otis? Back when Rourke used to break her face she was a whopping 80 pounds.

  • July 27, 2009, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Just your mom when she was pregnant.

    by mitortilla

  • July 27, 2009, 5:20 p.m. CST

    MARVEL MOVIES = BAYWATCH NIGHTS!

    by EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS

    http://tinyurl.com/mp9fty

  • July 27, 2009, 5:54 p.m. CST

    BASTERDS

    by bernard

    Any plans on giving away seats to Cinemapocalypse...c'mon Harry?

  • July 27, 2009, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Edgar

    by TedKordLives

    You're really diminishing the AICN experience for all of us, you know. Do you really want to be that guy? Please, man, for all our sakes, just let it go. Please.

  • July 27, 2009, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Subtitles_Off

    by AsimovLives

    Iron Man is PG-13, isn't it? So, it cannot be full of fucks! Aparently you can only have one fuck in a PG-13 movie, or something.

  • July 27, 2009, 7:33 p.m. CST

    does anyone like EdgarWrightsProlapsedAnus?

    by drturing

    No. No one ever says anything about his awful posts other than he's annoying and he stole his name from Dickblood. No one likes that guy.

  • July 27, 2009, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Heyyy big boys...

    by SecretDwarfHooker

    Anyone want to adopt me?

  • July 27, 2009, 8:21 p.m. CST

    I'm a guy..I can't HATE Scarlett...I just don't see her as BW

    by conspiracy

    However..today I read she starved herself to fit the costume, and went on a marshal arts crash course. So I guess we'll see it it works out when the movie hits. Still...I can't see why they did not just cast a smoking hot Russian actress, God knows there are enough of them out there.

  • July 27, 2009, 10:22 p.m. CST

    my eyes and ears are gonna bleed

    by mitortilla

    if I don't see that footage right now.

  • July 27, 2009, 11:09 p.m. CST

    by TheRedCape

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acf0V3QljmY

  • July 28, 2009, 12:02 a.m. CST

    Cast Downey as both Stark AND Rhodey

    by Yamato

    He could play Rhodes like he did Lincoln Osiris!!!!!!! "If Mr Stark is feeling kinda fluish, put him in that iron plated suit" "I'm a dude, playin an Iron Man, disguised as another Iron Man"

  • July 28, 2009, 12:57 a.m. CST

    Dude, somebody made that joke already

    by mitortilla

  • July 28, 2009, 3:04 a.m. CST

    Why is no one talking about Boondock Saints 2?

    by Nuking the Fridge

    I saw this panel while that whole Iron Man fiasco was going on. (I heard it was ridiculous to try to get inside to Iron Man 2.) No one seems to point out that the World Premiere Trailer of “Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day” was shown. And that the trailer was pretty damn cool. And everyone in the audience was eating it up.

  • July 28, 2009, 9:43 a.m. CST

    That's because...

    by Azlam Orlandu

    Boondock Saints is the most overrated piece of tash ever put to film. Granted, it has it's moments, but it's not particularly good.

  • July 28, 2009, 10:44 a.m. CST

    SecretDwarfHooker can I get half off if you go up on me?

    by ironic_name

  • July 28, 2009, 10:50 a.m. CST

    brown paper, white paper, putittogether with the tape of love!

    by ironic_name

    [the sticky stuff]

  • July 28, 2009, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Stalkeye, re: Crimson Dynamo

    by Immortal_Fish

    IMDB search for the name of the character Rourke's playing. Then WIKI search Crimson Dynamo and compare the results. It can't be a coincidence.

  • July 28, 2009, 1:02 p.m. CST

    ironic_name

    by TedKordLives

    RE:'go up on me'. <P> Best thing I'll read today...thanks much.

  • July 28, 2009, 2:44 p.m. CST

    oh ironic-name, i'll give you such a good time

    by SecretDwarfHooker

    you can plait my smooth black hair, and we'll listen to the wireless together, then i'll climb up your torso and STAB YOUR EYEBALLS WITH MY KNITTING NEEDLES and leave evidence suggesting YOUR CAT DID IT YOU DIRTY DIRTY MAN

  • July 28, 2009, 3:26 p.m. CST

    lemme get this straight Immortal_Fish

    by Stalkeye

    Mourke is cast as Ivan (whatisname) who is Crimson Dynamo's alter ego, but yet he's suppossed to be whiplash?!? or he starts off as whiplash in the first half only to later on become CD. okies that might just work.

  • July 28, 2009, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Stalkeye, yeah

    by Immortal_Fish

    Rourke isn't playing BLACKlash (a more interesting character IMO) and not WHIPlash. Your summary is exactly as I suspect. Makes sense especially given how Rourke's character is cozy with Rockwell's weapons designer.<P>Obviously, liberties have already been taken with the source material. Only this time, perhaps diverting from the source material may work in favor of the film instead of simply fueling a filmmaker in their attempt to put their personal mark on a known property.

  • July 28, 2009, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Friggin lack of an edit button...

    by Immortal_Fish

    Rourke isn't playing BLACKlash (a more interesting character IMO) and is playing WHIPlash.

  • July 29, 2009, 3:36 p.m. CST

    oisin5199_

    by oisin5199

    wtf? Why would you steal my screen name? This was a personal name that was part of a very personal event that happened to me on May 1, 1999. I've been a talkbacker here for years. Either you want to be like me, or you're being a complete fucking prick.

  • July 30, 2009, 12:21 a.m. CST

    A black man with a lot of guns... racist

    by chrismata

    I seriously thought we were passed all that.