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Word to the “Stargate Universe” showrunners: THIS is how you put on a funny panel, you assholes! My live Twitter report from the “Lost” panel Saturday morning, ultragonzo-style with most typos and horrible punctuation fully intact: In my first real line of the con, if you don't count Starbucks. Got in line for 11am LOST panel at 10am Looooooooooong fucking line. At least itls overcast so the geekstink does not yet overwhelm. now in LOST Hilarious youtube parodies being shown, including an OC takeoff and a jack/sawyer brokeback Cuse pulls the final page of the series finale out of his ankle holster! Lindelof: there could be many characters in season six we haven't seen since the first season. Gaptoothed guy from Human Giant hilarous pretending to have waited in line six months to give darlton velvet painting i'll describe later POST-PANEL UPDATE: It was a mammoth painting of Cuse and Lindelof posing with their arms around a polar bear. daniel will be back now playing hilarious macgruberish title sequence POST-PANEL UPDATE: If this is not on the DVD I will be most sad. Now a commercial with hurley as owner of Mr. Cluck. America’s most wanted guy featuring story on Katherine Austen This panel already worth the hour in line Jorge’s in question line claiming darlton not returning his calls The last time I trusted you guys you said niki and paulo would be awesome, says Jorge. Michael emerson ushers jorge away from mike for asking too manny questions Emerson to Garcia: Oh, I forgot about the huge gap between you and the character you play. Now footage of emerson auditioning for hurley! Doing great impression of garcia Look for the alpert flashback next season Elizabeth mitchell confirmed for final season POST-PANEL UPDATE: Mitchell will also be in “V” just as Dominic Monaghan will also be in “FlashForward,” all ABC shows. Bob Stencil, superfan, feigns nosebleed during his question He steadies himself with his "constant": a Dharma Beer Clip: “Richard Alpert's not immortal, you are,” says Carbonell to mirror while applying eyeliner. POST-PANEL UPDATE: Nestor Carbonnell doesn’t really use eyeliner, he just has naturally awesome lashes. Source of swan station groceries will be addressed this season Not a lot of dharma stuff in the final season Josh halloway tasers lindelof (thinking he's jj abrams) then makes lurch/frankenstein jokes at cuse's expense Emerson reads ' final page,' which turns out to be the last page of HEROES POST-PANEL UPDATE: Things not looking good for Peter Petrelli! Now Oscar-style tribute to the lost dead. BIG cheers for Eko! POST-PANEL UPDATE: Unlike the Oscars, the “Lost” panel gave us footage of everybody actual (usually super-violent) demise. Monahan just took the stage End Footage: Fakery:
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  • July 25, 2009, 4:13 p.m. CST

    FIRST?!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Jacob isn't dead.

  • July 25, 2009, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Count me in

    by enderandrew

    I love me some Lost. Sounds fun.

  • July 25, 2009, 4:20 p.m. CST

    So do we know for certain

    by NoQuarter

    that Charlie is coming back? Please tell me it's true!

  • July 25, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    It was always Hurley

    by enderandrew

    He was behind it all. He heard the numbers. He orchestrated the plane crash. He wanted to get to the island to unlock the colonel's secret recipe so he could take over Cluck's. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

  • July 25, 2009, 4:28 p.m. CST

    So, Hurley is the loophole?

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 25, 2009, 4:34 p.m. CST

    If only Lost had a vagina..

    by SlickyVonBoner

    I would marry and fuck it, and have babies with it and never cheat on it. Cause I love it so much.

  • July 25, 2009, 4:35 p.m. CST

    thats fun. I am jealous

    by beefywhore

    Thanks for the update Herc.

  • July 25, 2009, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Monahan just took the stage

    by UltimateNicheDirectory

    WHUT?! So he IS in the final season?

  • July 25, 2009, 4:42 p.m. CST

    CHARLIE!!!!!!

    by Pogue__Mahone

    I loves me, my Charlie! This sounds like a hoot!!!

  • July 25, 2009, 4:42 p.m. CST

    UltimateNicheDirectory

    by MELGIBSONS_DICKCHEESE

    Yup

  • July 25, 2009, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Lost is...

    by MajorFrontbum

    ..the biggest load of Bullshit to hit the screen in history. How can that fat guy maintain his weight if he's supposedly "Lost"?? Not only that, but the rest of the cast looks so groomed both male and female, like they stepped out of a salon - makeup and all!! Are people that gullible that they will buy into this lie? Abrams is just one stupid human being, the last Trek film backs that up. A stupid show that appeals to stupid people.

  • July 25, 2009, 4:48 p.m. CST

    They've been on the island less than a year

    by lockesbrokenleg

    It's not Survivor dumb ass.

  • July 25, 2009, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Faraday back in season 6

    by Deak the Geek

    yep it's true.

  • July 25, 2009, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Please, everyone..

    by David Lazarus Long

    move AWAY from the troll, and we can all continue going about our day. Anyway, awesome awesome stuff Herc. I guess this is the last one, so they had to make it count.

  • July 25, 2009, 5:17 p.m. CST

    MajorFrontbum

    by Ash0k

    Um, JJ Abrams doesn't have anything to do with LOST.

  • July 25, 2009, 5:18 p.m. CST

    2nd diss of Heroes in less than 18 hours...

    by PennsyDeux

    Their panel is kicking off right now. The question of Who's Better, Lost or Heroes has been answered.

  • July 25, 2009, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Thank you!

    by ZAM1138

    Finally!

  • July 25, 2009, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Last year they dissed Heroes too..

    by billypilgrimisunstuck

    They gave away gifts to everyone who asked a question. One guy started criticizing them for playing a narrative trick on the audience with Ji Yeon. Darlton gave him a copy of Heroes on DVD and Damon said, "Enjoy. It's a much better show than ours".

  • July 25, 2009, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Bold prediction for season 6

    by georgecauldron

    The bomb went off and changed the past and future. Here's the real stretch of my imagination. The new abc series "V" and "Flash Forward", each featuring at least one actor from Lost (Juliet on "V", Charlie and Penny on "FF"), are each set in the alternate reality from the bomb in LOST going off. Those actors from LOST play the same characters in the other tv shows, but in alternate realities. Think about it. Flash Forward. The show is about a blackout and what the characters see in their future lives. Flash forward. This was a huge revelation on LOST. I haven't read too many details about these new shows, but if I'm right abc is creating an entire alternate universe in which to set all kinds of storylines. This way, after LOST ends the fans have something to watch that somewhat relates to LOST. What do you think? After hearing Juliet will be back, and Monaghan made an appearance at Comic-Con, I would bet the farm that abc is banking on this to really put them in a position to dominate primetime.

  • July 25, 2009, 5:33 p.m. CST

    No spy videos????

    by Ash0k

    :-o

  • July 25, 2009, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Technically, the verb is "tweeting"

    by Ribbons

    Although I'm not proud that I know this fact. <br> <br> Sounds fun, hopefully they put an audio file or something up in the near future.

  • July 25, 2009, 5:39 p.m. CST

    Where is John "Chickenhawk" Locke?

    by EvilWizardGlick

    He bummed every young male on the island.

  • July 25, 2009, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Eko got burned

    by Flippadippa

    They screwed the pooch with his character.

  • July 25, 2009, 5:46 p.m. CST

    HaHaHa The Heroes dissing continues!!!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    I love Lost and its great they are having a great time at Comic-Con!

  • July 25, 2009, 5:52 p.m. CST

    Bring on the Heroes panel, this shit will be hilarious

    by reflecto

    That will be some appointment fail.

  • July 25, 2009, 6:06 p.m. CST

    lol, it must suck to be Tim Kring now

    by Ash0k

    lol, 24 is 8 years old and repetitious as heck, and its still looking to be more more exciting than Heroes.

  • July 25, 2009, 6:07 p.m. CST

    If they brought back Eko

    by kuryakin

    The whole world would shit rainbows

  • July 25, 2009, 6:10 p.m. CST

    'V' may be on ABC in November?

    by PennsyDeux

    Natalie Abrams of E! Online says that will be the case; she tweeted this during the V panel...

  • July 25, 2009, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Not to harp on about Eko

    by kuryakin

    But fuck me, they can bring back Charlie (maybe) because he wants to re-fuck Kate actress (can't remember her name)but they can't bring back Eko, the best character that show ever had? <b> <p> I still think the "tell them Mr Eko let you live " episode is the best one ever. Absolutely perfect

  • July 25, 2009, 6:16 p.m. CST

    kuryakin

    by enderandrew

    They said they wanted Eko to stick around. The actor didn't want to live in Hawaii, fought on set, argued about scripts, and wanted off the show. I don't think he is coming back.

  • July 25, 2009, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Digital Spy covered the Heroes panel....

    by PennsyDeux

    Blow-by-blow is here: http://tinyurl.com/kleusk

  • July 25, 2009, 6:23 p.m. CST

    An Iron Man 2 tweet:

    by PennsyDeux

  • July 25, 2009, 6:23 p.m. CST

    An Iron Man 2 tweet:

    by PennsyDeux

    RT @Latinoreview Holy Fuck Iron Man 2 was bananas!!!! WAR MACHINE LOOKS BAD FUCKING ASS

  • July 25, 2009, 6:28 p.m. CST

    The Comic Con Videos are on Youtube now link.

    by GetAPlate

    http://bit.ly/AoY5M They only one missing is the Kate on right now.

  • July 25, 2009, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Greatest show ever

    by jaysin420

    Not sure if it was mentioned but the Hurley and Kate videos are showing alternate realities. Just like last years comic con video showed Faraday in the past with Dharma and Chang. Now how about some Fringe news?

  • July 25, 2009, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Iron Man 2 panel giing on now

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Will people boo Cheadle?

  • July 25, 2009, 6:45 p.m. CST

    Footage!

    by Mistahtibbs

    Must! Have! Footage!!!!!

  • July 25, 2009, 6:53 p.m. CST

    I had to go to the AV Club

    by Mockingbuddha

    for news on the Futurama panel. Thanks a lot guys. Apparently it was sad and no one was allowed to ask about the voice actors. The impression they gave was that it was not a publicity stunt, but is a real thing happening, and Groening and Cohen are not really pleased about it. Fuck.

  • July 25, 2009, 7:28 p.m. CST

    CHAH-LEE! Where's my BAY-BY?

    by zooch

    Where's Claire at?

  • July 25, 2009, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Holy Fuck That Sounds Incredible!!!

    by Kobaal

    Please let there be video of this. Emerson auditioning as Hurley!!?!?

  • July 25, 2009, 7:43 p.m. CST

    How could Emerson audtion for Hurley anyway?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    He wasn't around before Season one. No one had heard of the guy before Season 2.

  • July 25, 2009, 7:53 p.m. CST

    Not even E! Online showed up for the Heroes panel...

    by PennsyDeux

    Looks like they opted for Fringe's instead.

  • July 25, 2009, 7:54 p.m. CST

    "Daniel will be back"?

    by HoichiTheEarless

    Come on Herc, you had like 100 characters left to spare on that one. Faraday? Dae Kim? Roebuck (actor who played Artz)

  • July 25, 2009, 8:01 p.m. CST

    No one asked about shafting Locke?!

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    Oh well, still wish I could have been there, sounded freakin awesome.

  • July 25, 2009, 8:02 p.m. CST

    And what videos are up on YouTube so far besides Mr Cluck?

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    Mr Cluck? (In case it got cut off).

  • July 25, 2009, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Technically, "tweeting"

    by chewyou812

    Is for poofs!

  • July 25, 2009, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Thank GOD Elizabeth Mitchell Will Be Back!

    by estacado1

    My enthusiasm for the final season took a knock after seeing her have a major role in V. But now it's confirmed she's still around and my enthusiasm is back at 110%. LOST is thee best tv show EVVARR! TITS!

  • July 25, 2009, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Twitter= The Death of Journalism/Literacy

    by Rubiks Doob

    No coherent thoughts required, just rambling ADD statements. Orwell was a genius...

  • July 25, 2009, 8:11 p.m. CST

    No wionder Walter Cronkite died

    by lockesbrokenleg

    It's sad when you have to limit your "story" to 250 characters.

  • July 25, 2009, 9:07 p.m. CST

    So Futurama w/o Billy and th rest?!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Well count me the fuck out!

  • July 25, 2009, 9:07 p.m. CST

    So Futurama w/o Billy and th rest?!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Well count me the fuck out!

  • July 25, 2009, 9:11 p.m. CST

    So the plane never crashed?!?

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    The commercials for Oceanic Air (30 years without an accident -- since 1979) and Mr. Cluck's Chicken (Hugo Reyes talked about getting home from his trip to the outback) seem to indicate that the PLANE NEVER CRASHED! <p>What do you think?!? </p> Can't. Wait. Until. 2010.

  • July 25, 2009, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Well I guess we can blame Jack and company

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    for the time mixup?<P>Still it not what they showed at Comic-Con, its what they didn't show. They must be keeping some BIG stuff underwraps.

  • July 25, 2009, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Mr. Eko's backstory ep was pretty great..and moving.

    by Six Demon Bag

  • July 25, 2009, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Count me out too then

    by ThrowMeTheIdol

    about Futurama - I really thought it was too dumb to be real when we first heard about it.<p> As to Lost - Ausiello has a great video of an interview with Merson, Garcia and Carbonell up on EW.

  • July 25, 2009, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Also, I don't get the Stargate Universe reference

    by billypilgrimisunstuck

    What happened at their panel?

  • July 25, 2009, 10:11 p.m. CST

    THE PLANE NEVER CRASHED!!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    The trick is there IS no new season! AHAHAH JOKES ON US!!!

  • July 25, 2009, 10:52 p.m. CST

    Massive fail, Herc

    by Dizagaox

    My God, lol.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:54 p.m. CST

    http://lostuniversity.org/

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    Holy shit, I KNEW the fact that Hurley had gone to the outback was off-putting for some reason. HOLY SHIT.

  • July 25, 2009, 10:58 p.m. CST

    Covering Up

    by tehgreekhammer

    a MASSIVE FUCKUP from a main contributor to the site. I mean really Herc. The fucking plane thats crashing clearly says Plymouth Airlines on it and NOT Oceanic Air. I guess Herc wasnt the AICN contributor who reviewed "Knowing"

  • July 25, 2009, 11:03 p.m. CST

    AICN removed trailer link from front page?

    by TaraLivesOn

    The link to a new LOST trailer suddenly disappeared? Proof: http://yfrog.com/4ilosttrailerj

  • July 25, 2009, 11:06 p.m. CST

    Taraliveson

    by NoQuarter

    Yep, I had the first comment there too. Of course it had to be deleted! :)

  • July 25, 2009, 11:26 p.m. CST

    Mr. Cluck's

    by Titus05

    yummy, the food in that Mr. Cluck's video looks mouth watering good...the chicken and corn look perfect...I'm hungry!

  • July 25, 2009, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Didn't an asteroid hit Mr. Cluck's?

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 25, 2009, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Whoa, this Hurley was somebody...or someTHING?!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Dude look bigger, however the vids are real nice!

  • July 25, 2009, 11:56 p.m. CST

    Wow, I dunno how my header turned into that!?

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Anyways it was supposed to say, "Whoa, did Hurley eat somebody or something?

  • July 26, 2009, 12:15 a.m. CST

    Go to HitFix for a MUCH better write-up of the panel

    by D.Vader

    Its practically a blow by blow transcript. <p> I'm not one for pimping out other website, but crap man, we're LOST fans. The HitFix write up reallllly gives you a sense of just how hilarious and entertaining this panel was. <p> God I wish they taped these things and made them DVD extras each season.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:22 a.m. CST

    Ah shit! They DID change time?! This throws out ALL my theories!

    by D.Vader

    Ah crap, I don't know what to do now! My theory was that the bomb WAS the incident and it would send them back forward in time. But these Comic Con videos are screwing everything up! It looks like they changed time!

  • July 26, 2009, 12:28 a.m. CST

    'Nother Heroes burn

    by solvseus

    Sad, but we all know it. Apparently other shows' people aren't afraid to mention it either. Even those of us who keep watching, hoping for the best, we know a lesbian kiss won't help (probably the opposite) especially when it's with the chick most of us still see as the little girl from the nanny. <br></br> And for those complaining about the actors on Lost wearing makeup, and not looking like they've been on an island taking them out of it (OMG, the women don't have leg and underarm hair - stop the presses) get a grip. It's a TV show. Of course they're still going to look pretty. Even the men. That's what happens. We'd be grossed out if it was real. Even Survivor fakes it a little. Most of us care more about the acting and the story lines (something Heroes seems to have forgotten, just as Lost started to before it got good again). We realize it isn't real. Complainers the lot of ya'. We know you still tune in every f*ing week too, waiting to see what happens next. <br></br> Oh, and Twitter is stupid and sucks.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:39 a.m. CST

    Did anyone SEE the new trailer?

    by D.Vader

  • July 26, 2009, 12:55 a.m. CST

    I camped the fuck out last night to see this. LONG

    by ToughGuyRizzo

    You can watch the youtube panel vids, but here's a complete discription of the panel but the videos that couldnt be shown: <br> <br> And Lockesbrokenleg, Bens audition was a fuckin spoof. Jesus. <br><br> Ok, after sleeping a whopping 4 hours on the hall H lawn, I woke up at 7am and continued to wait until 10:15 till they started seating. I speedwalked my ass off because they didn't want any running but no way were we not making the front. We got very close, front benches stage right, 15 rows back. Not bad in a room that sits 6500. <br><br> Ok, here's my weigh-in: Around 5 till 11, cc panel director, Stephen Johnson addresses the crowd, acknowledges the camping out and goes into 2 short videos-1st is all the characters appearing as they do side by side on the DVD covers, but as each character appears, they fade to a black with only small parts of them showing. When all characters are done, they go to white, POOM! : LOST- underneath "THE FINAL SEASON" 2010. <br><br> Place goes nuts Next video is a mock college recruiting commercial called LOST 'U', as in university. It's very similar to the dharma recruiting they did last year. The site they plugged is:Lostuniversity.org <br><br> They handed out these flyers at the LOST #315 booth for the university and on the back is a penciled number, 818-824-6300 for needing a TA. A professor Nussdoef is listed. Weird. <br><br> There's another video of a "retro" ABC tv show from the 70's, "Mysteries of the Universe: The Dharma Initiative."Is sorta a conspiracy thing about dharma controlling society. The video had the bottom of the screens all messed up to give it an old feel to it. Not much, just images and voice over. <br><br> A video recap of the entire season 5 is played. Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, they are thrilled and sad about the panel but are stressing above all, this ones about Fan Appreciation. <br><br> They show some some fan films,The 1st is a mock brokeback mountain with Jack and Sawyer. Hysterical. Next is a weird al song with animated scenes from lost, decent. Toy figures of several losties lined up against the ny Yankees figures. Then they show the back of the yankees #'s, they read: 4 8 15 16 23 42 !Toy hurley busts out a gun and shoots all the Yankees! Awesome! <br><br> Next, drugged out Jack from season 3 on the phone is calling xbox tech support cause his box has the blinking Red light. Nice dubbing with frustrating customer service op. <br><br> Cuse: Says the question they get every year; is the show being made up as they go along? C&D both pull out a page each, Carlton pulls one out of a ankle knife holder, lol! Crowd pops! <br><br> With two keys each, They're locking the pages into a box for the audience. It will be taken to an undisclosed location, and, on the night of the series final, the executive producers will be on Jimmy Kimmel Live and will open the box and read the scene verbatim. D&C put the keys around their necks. Regarding the Q&A: They are giving a prize to any fan who says a secret word. <br><br> They play some Monty python music as a cue for what they will hear when secret word is spoken.1st fan question: Season 6 was said to have some similarities to Season 1. What does that mean? A: As soon as we were able to work toward an endpoint, we were closing a loop in certain ways. You'll see many characters you haven't seen since the first season. <br><br> Fan plant question. It's Paul Scherr of MTV's Human Giant. He's playing a crazed fan and did a painting on velvet of Damon and Carlton hugging a polar bear. He gives it to the on stage and plugs the website:DamonCarltonandapolarbear.com <br><br> This I was PISSED at cause you should have seen the line for the Q&A. It went from behind the end of the 1st 3 main sections till the end of the room. They wasted this on a bullshit mock. I mean, yeah, kinda funny, but for the LAST LOST (btb caps) this panel shouldve been 2 hours long. as, LOST finales go.... <br><br> 2nd Fan asks: Is there chance we'll see Faraday happily married next year. The producers say, basically, he's dead, so probably not, but Faraday will be on the show next season.3rd Fan asks is season 6 will have flashbacks, specifically childhood flashbacks. According to the producers, the time-travel season is over the flash-forward season is over, and they're doing something different. <br><br> D&C talk more fans stuff. They had a contest to make a legit theme song. Carlton mocks the sound in the LOST title:"eeeeeeeeennnnnnrrrooooowwwww." lol! They play a video to the winners of the fan-made LOST theme music, with a cheesy Magnum P.I. type video! Sick ending as the end of it pauses on running down an other from the season 3 finale, with 'LOST' over the van! <br><br> D&C show a quick Oceanic air commercial, followed by:Mr. Clucks commercial,Very interesting. It's Hugo promoting his Australian style chicken. He also says he's been so happy after winning the lottery, and how he's been lucky and he's created this business from a vision he had in the outbacks of Australia. About chicken! He does a funny Australian accent! Good shit. <br><br> A clip from America's Most Wanted, featuring Kate Austin. Nothing interesting. Except that instead of the father being killed, his work assistant is murdered in the blast of the house...I overlooked this last time. I guess with Hurleys commercial and Kates change in the person that was killed...hmmmm...things have changed....Wow. I didnt even realize this. Somethings VERY different here. Maybe some foreshadowing? <br><br> Returning to the Q&A, Jorge Garcia is playing a "fan" and asks about the commercial, why they don't call him for panels, etc.He wants some answers about it; like if that means the island was a memory cause if Juliet detonated the bomb, the last 5 seasons wouldn't mean anything, lol! But he goes on about getting answers and asks:"In like, season 1, where uh Sayid tortures Saywer for the inhaler, and they find out he doesn't have it....like....where did it go? Crowd died! Lol <br><br> So he's going on about getting answers. C&D say, Hurley, trust us, we will answer all important questions Hurley says, you said Nikki and Paolo were gonna be awesome tho, so... Huge pop. lol! <br><br> A voice off stage is mocking him. It's Michael Emerson, acting just like Ben! Insanity follows as fans flock to get pics. <br><br> Ben says there's a 2 question limit, and you're limited as it is already. Ben is talking about Hurley's character depth, saying at least the writers made the role of Ben, specifically for him. Hurley replies that Ben's upset cause Ben wanted to play Hurley. Hurley asks D&C for backup and they roll a Michael Emerson audition tape... he's auditioning for Hurley! Dressed in the t-shirt, with a bandanna, and even dropping the word "dude" every five seconds. It's the scene from the 1st scene when Hurley meets Sayid. Gold! At the end Emerson says to the casting director that, "this stuffs a little far fetched, but hey, they could like it.." grins, shakes head. Good stuff! And all a FUCKING spoof. Some people are taking this shit seriously like Michael Emerson really auditioned in season 1. <br><br> Fan question: When will get a Richard Alpert flashback, and does it have to do with the Black Rock in the middle of the island? They mention Richard's story is huge and they will address it. <br><br> Next question: some sappy ass fan cries about Juliet dying and C&D confirm she will be back in season 6. <br><br> A planted audience member Bob Stencil, asks a Faraday complex time travel question, his nose bleeds and he says wait, I need my constant, pulls out a Dharma beer and he pounds it! Funny, but not needed. So many fans got gipped who wanted to ask questions. <br><br> A Planted fan asks about Nestor Carbonell putting on eye-liner. They say, let's just ask him!Video plays, Richard is looking in a make up mirror talking to himself. 'Richard Alpert isn't immortal....you are, YOU are!' Puts on eyeliner, pauses then looks at the pencil. Fuckin cobalt?! I said onyx! What the fuck is this minor league Comic-Con makeup shit?!" Sees the camera and throws a chair. Chair comes off the real stage followed by actor, Nestor Carbonell! Ok, this was planted, but it was probably funnier than the Ben/Hurley exchange. <br><br> A fan (who looks likes Hurley) asks: What made the food drop in Season 2? Jorge Garcia: It comes from planes. The producers say that that is something that might be dealt with. Damon: NO! <br><br> Fan question: can you confirm the name of the person Jacob was talking to on the beach as Esau?Ben answers the question but uses a confusing phrase to basically say no. But does it as Ben's character.Darlton- NO! <br><br> Damon and Carlton plug hints at the secret word which is clearly Claire. Another Hurley look-alike asks about how much of a role Dharma will play this season. Not a huge one, according to the producers. They're working on other stuff. <br><br> All during the question fans are yelling for him to just say Claire! The dude asking the question is oblivious. Damon says less Dharma this season, but expect something different. <br><br> Fan question: Has Jacob has ever appeared as any other image than himself, such as Claire or other characters? "Claire" is the secret word, so this guy gets a Lost prop: A representation of the seagull Claire released in season 2, with the actual note. The answer to the question: NO. <br><br> D&C run a Sawyer montage,The chicks in the row in front of Adam and I were having a fit. I'm surprised they didn't throw underwear at him it was that bad. Josh Holloway shows up on stage!With headset mic. Josh is talking all kinds of trash, calling Damon, Linda, Lindsey, JJ, etc. Hysterical! <br><br> Josh pretends to take a taser Damon and the sound effect goes off late! <br><br> He takes his key to the box, then turns on Carlton. He calls Carlton Frankenstein! Tells him to give up the key, slick. Carlton refuses, Josh puts Damons hand in the water pitcher and threatens to tase him again. Josh gets the key! They're opening the box...Sawyer takes the script.. and reads... but he doesn't have his glasses. <br><br> So Ben Linus reads a scene about a burning circus tent, and "Sy-larr and Park-man and staring at each other. You're the last of the Petrellis, you need to come to reason or you can't exist. Ben continues to read and just stops and says "what the fuck is this shit!?" are you fucking kidding me?" crowd dies laughing! <br><br> We get a montage of everyone who died on the island. From season one on ending with a long montage of Charlie.Then, Charlie shows up!!! He waves to the crowd and the panel closes. <br><br> Excellent and worth the wait, camping, having pizza delivered to us on the lawn, drinking Jim Beam and sharing lost stories with 'the others' who camped out! <br><br> I've been up since I awoke at 6Am to a text on my iphone, cause I had my headphones on. Place was packed and now I'm off to the Gaslamp to hit a live showing of REPO! with my gang. <br><br> Man, I hope I can make the Dr Who panel at 10. Probably not....

  • July 26, 2009, 1:06 a.m. CST

    More Desmond!

    by Human_Bean_Juice_

    Brother...

  • July 26, 2009, 1:35 a.m. CST

    The plane crash at the end of the last season..

    by KAOS11DIRECTOR

    trailer looks exactly like the crash from Knowing.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:48 a.m. CST

    Thanks for that, ToughGuyRizzo.

    by TheMarineBiologist

    Can we just delete this article and replace it with Rizzo's? Jesus Christ, Herc, this article is unreadable. Rizzo at least put in the time to write out a very good summary of the panel.

  • July 26, 2009, 1:49 a.m. CST

    And no, they didn't change time.

    by TheMarineBiologist

    Trust me, after Jorge calling them out for "cheating," there is no way they can get away with rewriting S1-5.

  • July 26, 2009, 2 a.m. CST

    Thanx Marine

    by ToughGuyRizzo

    I'm just about out, but yeah, it woulda been sooner but I was so beat after camping out last night. <br><br> I fuckin had to miss Robot Chicken roller skating dammnit! <br><br> Anyway, Great panel, save the fuckin fan plants that took away from all the dedicated fans who camped out or waited a long ass time to get in. Fuckin actors probably sleapt and were fresh and strolled in. <br><br> Balls.

  • July 26, 2009, 2:04 a.m. CST

    Well, from my perspective, Rizzo...

    by TheMarineBiologist

    After having watched the panel, I did find the plants to be rather entertaining. I can see how they pissed off the people who were in San Diego, but since I am several hundred miles away, I wasn't peeved.

  • July 26, 2009, 2:14 a.m. CST

    I know man

    by ToughGuyRizzo

    If the panel was longer, it woudve been fine. Not saying they werent funny. They were! <br><br> BUT, since the panel was only 1 hour, it kinda sucked cause alot of people were lined up and waiting a long time to get to this thing. <br><br> Like I mentioned, a 2 hour panel would have done much justice to fans who wanted to ask questions. <br><br> Ok, be on tomorrow!

  • July 26, 2009, 2:49 a.m. CST

    A 2 hour panel? Uh no

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Most of the time they don't really answer anything. Notice how they just showed videos, and brought out people?

  • July 26, 2009, 4:22 a.m. CST

    "Not a lot of dharma stuff in the final season"

    by The McPoyle Clan

    best news I've heard so far. If they do a meaningful job of bringing back the dead or departed, I will be satisfied. Especially if Goth Claire is involved.

  • July 26, 2009, 4:23 a.m. CST

    This is lame without the videos.

    by KarlKolchak

    What a waste of time.

  • July 26, 2009, 7:53 a.m. CST

    That "Final Season" Trailer Can't Be Real...

    by Crow3711

    The shot of the plane crashing is from "Knowing" I know it is, because I watched it yesterday. I'm a little confused. I'm guessing it was just a joke or whatever, but then whats the point? It wasn't funny. it almost implies Locke always knew what would happen between him and Jack...and then they crash in a scene from a movie that came out last year. Very weird. Anyone know at what point and in which video the "fake credits sequence/credits song" is located?

  • July 26, 2009, 7:57 a.m. CST

    BTW, They are Hinting That The Timeline has Changed

    by Crow3711

    The bomb went off, the hatch was never made, and things are different. That's what they are hinting at with hurleys "ever since I won the lottery I've had nothing but good luck" and the changing of the person kate killed in the house bomb to an assistant and not her father. This is ballsy, ballsy stuff. I just hope we don't spend half the season getting people back together....

  • July 26, 2009, 8:39 a.m. CST

    True Blood panel

    by Titus05

    where's the talkback on the True Blood panel...they unveiled a really cool trailer for the 2nd half of the season...the Comic Con video is up at the HBO site...definitely worth checking out...Evan Rachel Wood makes a perfect vampire Queen

  • July 26, 2009, 9:09 a.m. CST

    If the bomb didn't go off

    by peagreenboy

    and the hatch was never made, then Hurley would not have discovered the numbers from his fellow inmate in the asylum, and therefore would not have won the lottery, Shirley?

  • July 26, 2009, 9:56 a.m. CST

    What's LOST?

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    Is it on soon? I bet it won't be half as good as Heroes. I'm just about to watch the final of season one and it's awes..... oh, shit.<p>*Teleports back in time*

  • July 26, 2009, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Btw

    by ToughGuyRizzo

    Sorry about the typos. I fat fingered it over the course of 2 hours on my iPhone. Not easy to edit sometimes, considering the length of the article.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Hit 'em now!

    by 5-15-9

    Hit 'em! Hit 'em now! Hit 'em! Oooohhh. Hit 'em. Someone keep that guy out of future CCs and videos. Please and thank you.

  • July 26, 2009, 11:35 a.m. CST

    That fake trailer is funny

    by Bouncy X

    using a shot from Knowing that was in EVERY single tv spot and trailer. i mean really. lol

  • July 26, 2009, 12:12 p.m. CST

    LOST looks like ASS

    by dioxholster

    have you guys LOST your virginity yet, serious losers here. stargate is way cooler and actually has a story not some flip flopping plot that exists only to amuse the weak minded.

  • July 26, 2009, 12:24 p.m. CST

    ToughGuyRizzo FTW!!!

    by turketron_2

    Awesome write-up, and damn, all that from your iphone? You, sir, are a Professional.

  • July 26, 2009, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Did the CW make AICN delete the Smallville ComicCon TB?

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Funny how that shit is no longer there! What happen the Welling thing prove false?

  • July 26, 2009, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Smallville still exists?

    by dioxholster

    why?

  • July 26, 2009, 2:47 p.m. CST

    "SY-LAR!"

    by Raymar

  • July 26, 2009, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Polar Bear Painting

    by Auriellis

    http://damoncarltonandapolarbear.com Paul Scheer is insane. I love that cat.

  • July 26, 2009, 3:03 p.m. CST

    damn yankees, wheres the hurley vid

    by Tall_Boy66

    why can't non-US residents watch it. what is so damn special about it that i can't watch

  • Lindelof was like, "whoa, fuck this sappy song, I'm outta here."

  • July 26, 2009, 3:30 p.m. CST

    So the clips are all online...

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    Except the freakin' memoriam tribute! Will someone put up the in memoriam tribute! But we probably shouldn't advertise them lest ABC's lawyers get antsy, they aren't hard to find though.

  • July 26, 2009, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Here's a clip that's at least on the ABC site.

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    http://abc.go.com/primetime/lost/index?pn=lostmysteries

  • July 26, 2009, 4:03 p.m. CST

    And another painful Lost Comedy hour closes

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Good Lord, aren't these people writers?

  • July 26, 2009, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Awesome , thanks for posting the youtube links.

    by kirttrik

  • July 26, 2009, 4:33 p.m. CST

    OK so seems like they changed time...

    by Desmondo

    All signs seem to be pointing to 'Jacks plan worked' camp. I'm almost 90% sure season 6 will start with the plane landing safely. This is pretty much the only way they could bring season 1 regulars back, in different capacities, without needing them all. Showing what happened when Boone/Shannon safely landed but not what goes down with young Walt.<p> It can't be that simple obviously and as Jorge has pointed out they couldn't get away with erasing 5 years of the show. </br> At a guess I would say Jack's interfering with 'fate' has serious implications, everything goes wrong, some stuff goes down with Jacob, yada yada yada, they need to change things back so the crash still happens and events of the last 5 seasons still occur. <p> The obvious 'final image' that has so often been suggested over the years would be Jacks eye opening at the plane crash from pilot. </br> But then there will probably be *some* Time-Travel stuff going down, what with Adam and Eve in the cave. </br> Or uh of course whatever happened happened and its all just to throw us off.

  • July 26, 2009, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Desmondo

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I think the plane will land, but Jack, Kate, etc, won't be on it. They will be back on the island. The last season will deal with how they finally destroy the island.

  • July 26, 2009, 5:36 p.m. CST

    Are the Ben audition and Richard eyeliner vids online???

    by Ash0k

    ???

  • July 26, 2009, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Comic-Con Panel (all videos)

    by billypilgrimisunstuck

    http://spoilerslost.blogspot.com/2009/07/all-lost-comic-con-videos.html

  • July 26, 2009, 6:03 p.m. CST

    they need to give bob stencil a cameo

    by bacci40

    seriously...that guy has made the lost panel 5 years in a row...without him, the thing is shite

  • July 26, 2009, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Stencil

    by billypilgrimisunstuck

    I only remember him in the past two panels.

  • July 26, 2009, 9:47 p.m. CST

    Bob Stencil

    by DrMorbius

    Has appeared at many Comic Con Panels over the years, not just the Lost Panels. He was at the The Box panel, and when he asked Cameron Diaz a question he turned his head so everyone could see "something" hanging from his ear (ala There's Something about Mary). He's in Wikipedia, or you can Google him.

  • July 26, 2009, 10:56 p.m. CST

    Sounds like an ass clown

    by lockesbrokenleg

    He's a plant. One of those weird plant Q and A people that try to start up some lame comedy routine with the panel.

  • July 27, 2009, 12:05 a.m. CST

    The reason I don't think they changed the past

    by ThrowMeTheIdol

    Is that the producers said that next season will feature more adventure and running around the island like season 1 did and that doesn't seem easy to do if they start out in LA. I know they could theoretically come to the island anyway but that would eat up time getting them to that point. The videos that imply a changed past are a big red herring I think.

  • July 27, 2009, 1:09 a.m. CST

    The comic con videos are meaningless anyway

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Ever since Season 2 they've said that. I don't even bother watching them.

  • July 27, 2009, 6:06 a.m. CST

    red herring?

    by HoichiTheEarless

    One one hand, I agree they are dropping WAY too many hints that Jack's (Faraday's, actually) plan worked. It's not hints even, they are practically coming out and saying it. One would be inclined to think they'd want to keep something like that close to the vest if that was the plan. On the other hand, unless they were lying about Juliet, Faraday, and the Season 1 characters, it's tough to come up with another theory that would allow for all of those things to happen. Perhaps they are letting the cat out of the bag because they are anticipating a backlash to a "reset" scenario (as the Jorge Garcia con cameo, meaningless as it may be, indicates). Personally I hope there's no reset. It's too big a can of worms to open up.

  • July 27, 2009, 11:09 a.m. CST

    so they changed time and reset it

    by CherryValance

    Gee, who woulda thunk it? :D</p> <p>One way it could work is if there were concurrent timelines and somehow the losties were on and off the island at the same time. So the plane crashes and it doesn't crash. Two planes, two sets of losties (doppelgangers). But that wouldn't be scientific if they were still trying to be scientific. What I would do in that scenario is still have everyone die when they die. Meaning when Boone dies from being crushed by the plane, he dies in civilization simultaneously some other, maybe unexplained, way. Since I had such a bad time with last season, I don't have much hope for this one. We'll see how it plays out. </p>

  • July 27, 2009, noon CST

    That Memories video...

    by toe_knee

    ... is amazingly good. The best part is hearing who gets the loudest cheers from the comic-con audience. Of course Eko and Charlie get huge reactions... but Boone comes out of left field and just about destroys everyone else. Whodda thunk?

  • July 27, 2009, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Thanks for the bootleg videos

    by Tall_Boy66

    That Memories one was gold, and I'm glad I finally saw the Chicken ad. I doubt it's a red herring, all of the comic-con videos have somehow hinted what was going to happen next season, despite if they were 100% in-continuity accurate or not, they're generally in the same ballpark. So, if they did change time, let's see how it goes...

  • July 27, 2009, 8:38 p.m. CST

    One more thing about the 3rd video

    by ToughGuyRizzo

    Oceanic Airways had a small commercial. <br><br> In it, they claimed THIRTY years of FLAWLESS SERVICE! 1979-2009! <br><br> I totally missed this.

  • July 28, 2009, 5:06 a.m. CST

    the locke in the final episode

    by mytransgressions

    was the alternate locke from the alternate timeline that was created when the bomb went off. the island is a constant... its unaffected by multiple timelines. Thats how the 2 timelines will be able to come together on the island in the final season. The final season will be about jumping back and forth between two different timelines. alternate realities is the last scifi concept that hasn't yet been explored on this show ...so it makes sense that thats what the final season will be about. And the last 5 seasons will not be a waste because that timeline will still exist.... The original Jack, Kate, Hurley etc... will still be alive. Jack will be dissapointed after the bomb goes off that nothing has changed.. he is not on the plane but he will discover that he did indeed change the future by creating an alternate reality.

  • July 28, 2009, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Guys...Oceanic/Cluck ads...Kate's AMW video..

    by Cheif Brody

    The Comic Con footage ain't canon...as last year's video of Chang/voices of Faraday/Sawyer off camera was not canon. <p> But that's not to say they aren't trying to tell us something...or... <p> purposely mislead us. <p> Just keep that in the back of your mind while you speculate.

  • Aug. 2, 2009, 6:50 p.m. CST

    mytransgressions

    by ToughGuyRizzo

    Please learn how to read. There will be no jumping/no flashforwards, etc. Considering what was said in the panel, that shit aint holding up. Nice try tho