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Comic Con: Hercules Twitters Furiously From Saturday Morning’s LOST Panel!!

I am – Hercules!!




Word to the “Stargate Universe” showrunners: THIS is how you put on a funny panel, you assholes!

My live Twitter report from the “Lost” panel Saturday morning, ultragonzo-style with most typos and horrible punctuation fully intact:

In my first real line of the con, if you don't count Starbucks.
Got in line for 11am LOST panel at 10am Looooooooooong fucking line. At least itls overcast so the geekstink does not yet overwhelm.

now in LOST

Hilarious youtube parodies being shown, including an OC takeoff and a jack/sawyer brokeback

Cuse pulls the final page of the series finale out of his ankle holster!

Lindelof: there could be many characters in season six we haven't seen since the first season.

Gaptoothed guy from Human Giant hilarous pretending to have waited in line six months to give darlton velvet painting i'll describe later

POST-PANEL UPDATE: It was a mammoth painting of Cuse and Lindelof posing with their arms around a polar bear.

daniel will be back

now playing hilarious macgruberish title sequence

POST-PANEL UPDATE: If this is not on the DVD I will be most sad.

Now a commercial with hurley as owner of Mr. Cluck.

America’s most wanted guy featuring story on Katherine Austen

This panel already worth the hour in line

Jorge’s in question line claiming darlton not returning his calls

The last time I trusted you guys you said niki and paulo would be awesome, says Jorge.

Michael emerson ushers jorge away from mike for asking too manny questions

Emerson to Garcia: Oh, I forgot about the huge gap between you and the character you play.

Now footage of emerson auditioning for hurley! Doing great impression of garcia

Look for the alpert flashback next season

Elizabeth mitchell confirmed for final season

POST-PANEL UPDATE: Mitchell will also be in “V” just as Dominic Monaghan will also be in “FlashForward,” all ABC shows.

Bob Stencil, superfan, feigns nosebleed during his question

He steadies himself with his "constant": a Dharma Beer

Clip: “Richard Alpert's not immortal, you are,” says Carbonell to mirror while applying eyeliner.

POST-PANEL UPDATE: Nestor Carbonnell doesn’t really use eyeliner, he just has naturally awesome lashes.

Source of swan station groceries will be addressed this season

Not a lot of dharma stuff in the final season

Josh halloway tasers lindelof (thinking he's jj abrams) then makes lurch/frankenstein jokes at cuse's expense

Emerson reads ' final page,' which turns out to be the last page of HEROES

POST-PANEL UPDATE: Things not looking good for Peter Petrelli!

Now Oscar-style tribute to the lost dead. BIG cheers for Eko!

POST-PANEL UPDATE: Unlike the Oscars, the “Lost” panel gave us footage of everybody actual (usually super-violent) demise.

Monahan just took the stage

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FIRST?!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 25th, 2009
04:13:37 PM
Count me in
by enderandrew
Jul 25th, 2009
04:20:36 PM
So do we know for certain
by NoQuarter
Jul 25th, 2009
04:20:58 PM
It was always Hurley
by enderandrew
Jul 25th, 2009
04:21:55 PM
So, Hurley is the loophole?
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 25th, 2009
04:28:48 PM
If only Lost had a vagina..
by SlickyVonBoner
Jul 25th, 2009
04:34:53 PM
thats fun. I am jealous
by beefywhore
Jul 25th, 2009
04:35:40 PM
Monahan just took the stage
by UltimateNicheDirectory
Jul 25th, 2009
04:39:22 PM
CHARLIE!!!!!!
by Pogue__Mahone
Jul 25th, 2009
04:42:06 PM
Lost is...
by MajorFrontbum
Jul 25th, 2009
04:45:53 PM
They've been on the island less than a year
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 25th, 2009
04:48:38 PM
Faraday back in season 6
by Deak the Geek
Jul 25th, 2009
04:56:16 PM
Please, everyone..
by David Lazarus Long
Jul 25th, 2009
04:57:42 PM
2nd diss of Heroes in less than 18 hours...
by PennsyDeux
Jul 25th, 2009
05:18:15 PM
Thank you!
by ZAM1138
Jul 25th, 2009
05:24:09 PM
Last year they dissed Heroes too..
by billypilgrimisunstuck
Jul 25th, 2009
05:24:41 PM
Bold prediction for season 6
by georgecauldron
Jul 25th, 2009
05:28:08 PM
Technically, the verb is "tweeting"
by Ribbons
Jul 25th, 2009
05:34:23 PM
Eko got burned
by Flippadippa
Jul 25th, 2009
05:42:50 PM
HaHaHa The Heroes dissing continues!!!
by HollywoodHellraiser
Jul 25th, 2009
05:46:14 PM
Bring on the Heroes panel, this shit will be hilarious
by reflecto
Jul 25th, 2009
05:52:59 PM
If they brought back Eko
by kuryakin
Jul 25th, 2009
06:07:16 PM
Yeah, who cares if there is time travel and other oddities
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jul 25th, 2009
06:07:57 PM
'V' may be on ABC in November?
by PennsyDeux
Jul 25th, 2009
06:10:52 PM
Not to harp on about Eko
by kuryakin
Jul 25th, 2009
06:13:15 PM
kuryakin
by enderandrew
Jul 25th, 2009
06:16:05 PM
Digital Spy covered the Heroes panel....
by PennsyDeux
Jul 25th, 2009
06:20:21 PM
An Iron Man 2 tweet:
by PennsyDeux
Jul 25th, 2009
06:23:38 PM
An Iron Man 2 tweet:
by PennsyDeux
Jul 25th, 2009
06:23:58 PM
The Comic Con Videos are on Youtube now link.
by GetAPlate
Jul 25th, 2009
06:28:34 PM
Greatest show ever
by jaysin420
Jul 25th, 2009
06:29:44 PM
Iron Man 2 panel giing on now
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 25th, 2009
06:33:29 PM
Footage!
by Mistahtibbs
Jul 25th, 2009
06:45:33 PM
I had to go to the AV Club
by Mockingbuddha
Jul 25th, 2009
06:53:17 PM
CHAH-LEE! Where's my BAY-BY?
by zooch
Jul 25th, 2009
07:28:38 PM
Holy Fuck That Sounds Incredible!!!
by Kobaal
Jul 25th, 2009
07:31:40 PM
How could Emerson audtion for Hurley anyway?
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 25th, 2009
07:43:25 PM
Not even E! Online showed up for the Heroes panel...
by PennsyDeux
Jul 25th, 2009
07:53:44 PM
"Daniel will be back"?
by HoichiTheEarless
Jul 25th, 2009
07:54:48 PM
No one asked about shafting Locke?!
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jul 25th, 2009
08:01:25 PM
And what videos are up on YouTube so far besides Mr Cluck?
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jul 25th, 2009
08:02:08 PM
Technically, "tweeting"
by chewyou812
Jul 25th, 2009
08:06:22 PM
Thank GOD Elizabeth Mitchell Will Be Back!
by estacado1
Jul 25th, 2009
08:08:03 PM
Twitter= The Death of Journalism/Literacy
by Rubiks Doob
Jul 25th, 2009
08:08:19 PM
No wionder Walter Cronkite died
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 25th, 2009
08:11:23 PM
So Futurama w/o Billy and th rest?!
by HollywoodHellraiser
Jul 25th, 2009
09:07:03 PM
So Futurama w/o Billy and th rest?!
by HollywoodHellraiser
Jul 25th, 2009
09:07:08 PM
So the plane never crashed?!?
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Jul 25th, 2009
09:11:31 PM
Well I guess we can blame Jack and company
by HollywoodHellraiser
Jul 25th, 2009
09:19:37 PM
Mr. Eko's backstory ep was pretty great..and moving.
by Six Demon Bag
Jul 25th, 2009
09:30:23 PM
Count me out too then
by ThrowMeTheIdol
Jul 25th, 2009
09:32:19 PM
Also, I don't get the Stargate Universe reference
by billypilgrimisunstuck
Jul 25th, 2009
09:39:55 PM
THE PLANE NEVER CRASHED!!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 25th, 2009
10:11:23 PM
Massive fail, Herc
by Dizagaox
Jul 25th, 2009
10:52:00 PM
http://lostuniversity.org/
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jul 25th, 2009
10:54:19 PM
Covering Up
by tehgreekhammer
Jul 25th, 2009
10:58:55 PM
AICN removed trailer link from front page?
by TaraLivesOn
Jul 25th, 2009
11:03:17 PM
Taraliveson
by NoQuarter
Jul 25th, 2009
11:06:33 PM
Mr. Cluck's
by Titus05
Jul 25th, 2009
11:26:22 PM
Didn't an asteroid hit Mr. Cluck's?
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 25th, 2009
11:27:54 PM
Whoa, this Hurley was somebody...or someTHING?!
by HollywoodHellraiser
Jul 25th, 2009
11:43:46 PM
Wow, I dunno how my header turned into that!?
by HollywoodHellraiser
Jul 25th, 2009
11:56:47 PM
Go to HitFix for a MUCH better write-up of the panel
by D.Vader
Jul 26th, 2009
12:15:20 AM
Ah shit! They DID change time?! This throws out ALL my theories!
by D.Vader
Jul 26th, 2009
12:22:55 AM
'Nother Heroes burn
by solvseus
Jul 26th, 2009
12:28:16 AM
Did anyone SEE the new trailer?
by D.Vader
Jul 26th, 2009
12:39:14 AM
I camped the fuck out last night to see this. LONG
by ToughGuyRizzo
Jul 26th, 2009
12:55:13 AM
More Desmond!
by Human_Bean_Juice_
Jul 26th, 2009
01:06:30 AM
The plane crash at the end of the last season..
by KAOS11DIRECTOR
Jul 26th, 2009
01:35:00 AM
Thanks for that, ToughGuyRizzo.
by TheMarineBiologist
Jul 26th, 2009
01:48:05 AM
And no, they didn't change time.
by TheMarineBiologist
Jul 26th, 2009
01:49:03 AM
Thanx Marine
by ToughGuyRizzo
Jul 26th, 2009
02:00:28 AM
Well, from my perspective, Rizzo...
by TheMarineBiologist
Jul 26th, 2009
02:04:20 AM
I know man
by ToughGuyRizzo
Jul 26th, 2009
02:14:56 AM
A 2 hour panel? Uh no
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 26th, 2009
02:49:18 AM
"Not a lot of dharma stuff in the final season"
by The McPoyle Clan
Jul 26th, 2009
04:22:55 AM
This is lame without the videos.
by KarlKolchak
Jul 26th, 2009
04:23:45 AM
That "Final Season" Trailer Can't Be Real...
by Crow3711
Jul 26th, 2009
07:53:54 AM
BTW, They are Hinting That The Timeline has Changed
by Crow3711
Jul 26th, 2009
07:57:42 AM
True Blood panel
by Titus05
Jul 26th, 2009
08:39:34 AM
If the bomb didn't go off
by peagreenboy
Jul 26th, 2009
09:09:35 AM
What's LOST?
by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL
Jul 26th, 2009
09:56:50 AM
Btw
by ToughGuyRizzo
Jul 26th, 2009
10:27:05 AM
Hit 'em now!
by 5-15-9
Jul 26th, 2009
10:44:22 AM
That fake trailer is funny
by Bouncy X
Jul 26th, 2009
11:35:02 AM
ToughGuyRizzo FTW!!!
by turketron_2
Jul 26th, 2009
12:24:57 PM
Did the CW make AICN delete the Smallville ComicCon TB?
by HollywoodHellraiser
Jul 26th, 2009
02:08:44 PM
"SY-LAR!"
by Raymar
Jul 26th, 2009
02:47:24 PM
Polar Bear Painting
by Auriellis
Jul 26th, 2009
02:57:34 PM
damn yankees, wheres the hurley vid
by Tall_Boy66
Jul 26th, 2009
03:03:52 PM
LOL at that "Somewhere over the rainbow song" at the very end...
by NoPIX
Jul 26th, 2009
03:06:40 PM
So the clips are all online...
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jul 26th, 2009
03:30:23 PM
Here's a clip that's at least on the ABC site.
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jul 26th, 2009
03:34:04 PM
And another painful Lost Comedy hour closes
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 26th, 2009
04:03:00 PM
Awesome , thanks for posting the youtube links.
by kirttrik
Jul 26th, 2009
04:22:18 PM
OK so seems like they changed time...
by Desmondo
Jul 26th, 2009
04:33:39 PM
Desmondo
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 26th, 2009
04:38:21 PM
Comic-Con Panel (all videos)
by billypilgrimisunstuck
Jul 26th, 2009
05:56:56 PM
Stencil
by billypilgrimisunstuck
Jul 26th, 2009
07:12:06 PM
Bob Stencil
by DrMorbius
Jul 26th, 2009
09:47:31 PM
Sounds like an ass clown
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 26th, 2009
10:56:39 PM
The reason I don't think they changed the past
by ThrowMeTheIdol
Jul 27th, 2009
12:05:21 AM
The comic con videos are meaningless anyway
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 27th, 2009
01:09:47 AM
red herring?
by HoichiTheEarless
Jul 27th, 2009
06:06:49 AM
so they changed time and reset it
by CherryValance
Jul 27th, 2009
11:09:44 AM
That Memories video...
by toe_knee
Jul 27th, 2009
12:00:12 PM
Thanks for the bootleg videos
by Tall_Boy66
Jul 27th, 2009
07:48:02 PM
One more thing about the 3rd video
by ToughGuyRizzo
Jul 27th, 2009
08:38:17 PM
the locke in the final episode
by mytransgressions
Jul 28th, 2009
05:06:10 AM
Guys...Oceanic/Cluck ads...Kate's AMW video..
by Cheif Brody
Jul 28th, 2009
01:27:25 PM
mytransgressions
by ToughGuyRizzo
Aug 2nd, 2009
06:50:13 PM

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