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Massawyrm detests G-FORCE!!
Hola all. Massawyrm here.
You know how every once in a while there is a film-within-a-film that is entirely put there to juxtapose the reality that a film you’re watching purports to be true against the highly overblown version of it in this alternate universe? Like the Tori Spelling’s STAB movies in the SCREAM series. Well, G-FORCE is that film. Somehow Jerry Bruckheimer has perfected a method of reaching past the veil of our reality into a hyper-stylized Bayverse and plucked from it a film meant in the clever mind of some writer to be a parody of the movies some dumbass would actually make back over here. Because really, who in their right minds would ever make a fucking movie about talking secret agent guinea pigs? Especially one this awful.
No one in a universe I want to belong to, I’ll tell you that much.
G-FORCE is everything kids love, rolled up into a detestable little package of insipid humor, cheap gags and loud explosions. The notion of actual characters was apparently replaced with stereotypes-by-committee, trying desperately to ensure that each guinea pig had an over the top ethnicity, complete with a number of jokes about it. It wasn’t enough to simply hire a diverse cast to voice the characters – they had to make sure to remind you which ethnicity they are by having Tracy Morgan spit out slang and get excited about his hamster ball being equipped with a slammin’ stereo.
But that’s just the beginning of this alternaverse comedy wonder. I haven’t even mentioned the flatulent guinea pig whose farts get lit in an attempt to escape a hamster cage. Comedy. Gold. Hell, sometimes one joke isn’t enough, and unable to figure out which joke was the funniest (or funny to begin with) they throw four at you in rapid succession, all about the same thing. Because, you know, fuck it. It’s a talking secret agent guinea pig movie.
I hate this thing. I don’t want to write about this thing. Fuck, I don’t even want to believe I actually watched this thing. That can’t have really happened, could it? I didn’t really just watch Zack Galifianakis take a paycheck-bullet most likely meant for David Cross to star opposite a bunch of digital rodents spewing 10 year old catch phrases did I? How the fuck did this thing happen? How the hell did Tracy Morgan not stand up and say “You know, this isn’t really a movie. This is something my character Tracy JORDAN from 30 ROCK would star in. What are you people thinking?” Maybe if he ended it off with “Holla,” they’d understand him more clearly.
Fuck this movie. Fuck this movie. Fuck this movie. I hate this fucking movie.
I know, I know. But Wyrm, what did you expect? It was written by the Wibberly’s, whose much-hated-but-rarely-actually-seen SHAGGY DOG was filled with clever comedy, smart gags and proved to be much better than a Tim Allen Disney film had any right to be. I was kind of hoping this might be something like that – a film much better than the concept lets on. Instead, it is worse. Much, much worse. Doubt me? Go and watch the trailer. Then imagine it stretched out to 90 minutes.
If you have kids clamoring to see this, find a theater showing MOON or THE HANGOVER as well, drop the kids in one theater and then see some of the same actors in something that won’t make you want to take an ice pick to both of your eyes and your eardrums.
Will your kids like it? Yeah probably. It’s talking secret agent guinea pigs lighting farts, spewing catch phrases and driving hamster balls through traffic movie. They’ll probably love the shit out of it and repeat the jokes all the way home. But if you’re reading this, then you have no reason to see it with them. At all.
Until next time friends, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.
Massawyrm
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What did you expect?
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fucking morons
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same thing Ebert said... this must be a weird-ass movie
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Is it wrong that I prefer it when Massa hates a movie?
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Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993). True story.
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it's hi-larious!
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Your kids will probably be startled
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Jul 24, 2009 9:50:49 AM CDT
You're probably the wrong age for it, Wyrm
by richard_gere_raped_my_gerbil
Sucks to get old though, doesn't it?
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Best review I have read in a long time!
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...I threw up in my mouth.
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Jul 24, 2009 9:54:41 AM CDT
Yeah, good fucking luck trying to find a MOON showing
by anything but tangerines
Moon and Che both deserved to be wide releases instead they will never be given a chance
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Good old Massa takes one for the team. (Poor bastard.)I remember shaking my head during previews for this thing. How much did this cost?
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it looked like a massive pile of shit, big surprise there
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I probably would've hated this movie as a kid too
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And I saw it, and it was unique and fascinating, if a little...slow at times. It really is a fucking shame its getting the shaft on a release. Same with The Hurt Locker. People need to be seeing these and not transformers, for the love of god.
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BILL NIGHY is in the middle of this bowl of diahrhea!!!
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At least I can take a nap behind my 3D glasses.
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GUINEA BEES!!!!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCK!!!
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Some fucking CGI tech geek learns how to digitally animate a new animal, media at large becomes saturated with this bullshit.
A few months before the movie there was some commercial also featuring guinea pigs.
Here's a note to Hollywood. Start building movies based on quality scripts. Not basig movies solely on "look what we can do this week." -
The trailer horrified me in a way I haven't been horrified for a looooong time. A long time.
The use of popculture trash in the trailer had me convinced that this was something for me despise. Im not gonna see it though, but I know I hate it. Just as I hate eating shit whitout having tried it. -
Well somebody believes in magic, doesn't he?
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...was there some kind of AICN or geek-related requirement to watch this then tell us about it? You guys don't watch every movie under the sun and write about it, so I'm not really sure you needed to see this. Perhaps next time you should watch it on TV a few years down the line rather than shelling out to see it at the cinema...
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Because it almost seems to me that you are trapped at the Satelite of Love, being forced to watch crap after crap by Dr Forrester and Tv Frank. Not that I don't absolutely love your reviews.
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Jul 24, 2009 10:17:14 AM CDT
As for MOON: easiest to LAND on it than to find on theaters
by ricarleite2
Almost as hard as Synedoche New York.
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Jul 24, 2009 10:18:57 AM CDT
Why would you even think that this movie would be good
by a_terradactyl
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So you can get a babysitter to watch the kids watch Kung Fu Panda for the billionth time, while you go catch G.I.Joe... wait...
Man what a fairly empty summer. I think Moon is only playing in 1 theater in our town. Better see it before some shitter of a film boots it out. -
Harry refuses to review Public Enemies because it was "meh" to him, and yet someone (I'm hoping) forces you to watch and review G-Force? As if anyone who reads this site expected G-force to be worth their time. This site makes absolutely no sense. I don't blame you Massa, but whoever calls the shots around here *ahem* is a fucking moron.
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... as Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
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...check out Visioneers. Great movie.
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and a big LOL to the ad @ the top right "dragonball: evolution "Z" edition "HAHAHA ..... sorry you had to see this movie by the way
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Jul 24, 2009 10:36:43 AM CDT
Does that mean BATTLE OF THE PLANETS gets their name back?
by mrmysteryguest
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This is probably a masterpiece based on his track record. Galifinakas gotta eat!
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hence i put @ and "at" together in post titles.
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Queen Latifah's Ellie in Ice Age came out with 'Talk to the trunk'... Chris Rock's zebra in Madagascar came out with something about 'shizzle' or some crap. It's lazy retarded writing. Or the gold-toothed Transformers. Fucksake. We get it. They're not voiced by White actors. And my kid's 7, so of course I'll be seeing this shit too. Thanks Hollywood!
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But we got their late and all the kids and grand parents and sleeveless white trash took all the seats. They said we could see any other movie we wanted, there is nothing good out right now. Have not seen Trannsformers 2, but we didn't want to wait stay for 3 hours. So we saw Year One was showing and thought it can't be that bad. Year One is the worst movie ever made. Fucking god awful. I don't care how stupid G-Force was going to be its a million times better then Year One. God what a fucking horrid piece of shit movie that was. We left half way through because it was so bad and we were embarrassed to be there and ask for our money back.
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DISCLAIMER: THIS REVIEW IS NOT ABOUT BATTLE OF THE PLANETS (GATCHAMAN)
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Starting watching that last night. Heres a Jeffers greeting for you.
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I mean, how can you actually get to see a film like this unless you're paid to see it. The trailer was just the same Disney fart and ass jokes with things screaming-while-flying-into-the-camera shots and something dancing to a tune that's already dead on the charts, coupled with cultural reference jokes and "smartass" animals. For fuck sake, the trailer was like a giant radioactive warning sign of shit. This stupid excuse - "the kids will love it" is getting so overused. You know what? the kids will forget it the minute they exit this horror-fest, but the parents will have a migraine for hours. I know because I've been through many similar experiences with my kids when they were younger. I see trailers like this one and get a physical memory-reaction - like being reminded of a broken limb or a horrible car accident. Learn to read the warning signs and avoid. Long rant - sorry - but I'm glad you hated it.
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The crowd at AICN does not include a majority of readers who say to themselves, "you know, i'm going to give that G-Force a whirl." We have seen the trailer. And even without the trailer all we need is a description. Super-Agent gerbils save the world. That's a big no. We already have a Vern.
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But its still better then Year One. I would rather watch and actual Guinea Pig shit for hours then see another second of Year One again.
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Divorce. Actually even an annulment would be appropriate since you've apparently married an eight-year old. What fucking grown person sees this trailer and says "i have to pay $8 for a ticket to see that."
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I saw Moon in a theater totally by myself. It was an odd experience since the movie is about isolation.
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People say shit like "I've got a 7 year old so I guess I'll have to go see this...." That's fucking bullshit. Last I checked, as the kid's parent, you are the commander of what they do or don't do until they're at least teenagers. Don't take them to see this or whatever shitty, retarded movie is going to help form them into shitty idiots... There've gotta be a couple of hundred movies I can think of that you get on DVD (for less than the price of taking them to see this shite) that would be absolutely fucking brilliant for the kid to watch, and they'll love it, and they'll love you for it... They can stay home, watch Star Wars or whatever, invite their little shithead friends over and you can feed them a healthy lunch instead of some overpriced shit popcorn. Take them to the theater, sure, but wait till there's something decent like Wall-E or whatever... Use your brains, you fucking lazy parents, and don't take your asshole kids to see this or anything like it. They're not the boss of you, YOU'RE the boss of THEM.
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... that movie would suck?! Did you see the trailer? Another turd in the soup from Disney.
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are the only reviewers worth reading on this site. Thanks guys.
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I want an ultra violent pathos filled WE3 movie.
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$8 for a ticket? Where do you live?
The only place around here that has tickets for anywhere near $8 is the dinner theater with the small screens and the crappy-but-you-can-buy-alcohol-so-why-complain food.
But back on subject, the trailer looked so racist *I* was offended, and I'm white! Why the hell would any self-respecting adult see this movie except to make their kids shut up for five minutes? -
My parents were taking me to see awsomeness like Demolition Man (which was R). Parents now a day are too fucking worried.
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Well said!
One thing though... I don't have kids myself, but if I had even one of the kids you see running around the mall screaming at the top of their lungs, I'd suffer migraines aplenty and/or whatever torture this movie can dish if it meant getting away from THAT for an hour and a half, or however long this movie is. So despite my empty womb, I can understand why parents would drag themselves to this disaster. -
doesn't mean they SHOULD. You talk about how shitty the movie is Wyrm and how reprehensible it is in it's negative ethnic stereotypes ala Bayformers 2, but then you just say to drop the runt off at the theater while you go see soemthing else? FUCK. THAT. Nice lazy parenting there. Why can't parents just tell their brats NO. Asswipes.
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---BRILLIANT. We need a special edition DVD
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Not hard to believe at all. It's a ripoff of Garfield, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Scooby Doo and all the other talking animal movies. Can you fault Bruckheimer for putting out a product that the target audience (of kids by the way) have responded to in the past? Is it a shitty movie? I have no doubt, but then I wouldn't be roped into watching a kids movie like this, or be let it get to me how bad it was.
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See it for Nic Cage.
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Amen, brother (or sister)... I was allowed to watch anything my parents could get on tape (too poor for the theaters). I didn't have to suffer through crap like this. Probably why I love horror movies so much :)
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Already gave us the classic Kangaroo Jack. Hey at least he is using odd animals. This could have been talking dogs again. Up Next, the Koala Detective.
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In NY, including the burroughs and Long Island, ticket prices are pushing $12. For a daytime show. Say hello to stagflation, boys and girls. It's going to be like the '70's, except without bell bottoms, disco or natural tits.
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Why, that's almost as ridiculous as teenage mutant ninja turtles. Who could enjoy something so silly?Whoops.
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...when they played (I wish I was making this up) "Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?" over scenes of the female guinea pig, I knew that this movie wasn't for me...or anyone.
As for it being better than YEAR ONE, I don't doubt that statement, but I don't completely agree with it either, if that makes any sense. -
I want one of those giant middle finger Hulk hands.
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This movie looks so damn awful Richard Gere wouldn't watch it!
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Or did Headgeek pull rank?
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of Zen.
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it's a movie about talking guinea pigs-really!were u expecting anything other than crap?
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first stereotypical Robots, now Black ghettofied gerbils? Fuck Hollywood. and speaking of racists Massa, what's with the confederate flag? LMMFAOjust sayin.
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Although I own Bronx Warriors on DVD so what do I know?
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Yes, it is a movie about guinea pigs doing spy stuff the same way Bugs Bunny does human stuff or the toys in Toy Story behave like humans or like that martial arts movie about a Panda had zoo animals doing human kung-fu stuff. Kids movies are based on recylcing formulas and doing them with cute animals and lame jokes. If this movie is somehow worse than every other kids movie about an animal talking and standing up and wearing clothes, then Massa has failed to explain how.
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Or were you able to pass on that one?
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Jul 24, 2009 12:20:39 PM CDT
If I had kids there's no way I'd take them to see this shit
by axel fff
I don't care how much I needed a 90 min babysitter. It wouldn't be worth the pain of sitting there with them. 'Course I could ditch them and run away and not return to the theater and basically start a new life. Not that I've ever done that or anything.
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When I was a kid, I loved any movie that involved someone getting kicked in the nards--I'm looking at you Monster Squad. This is why Roger Ebert is the best reviewer out there--his reviews of films try to address he target audience. So what, it's not pixar and it should not be expected to be so. I will take my niece to see this and she will probably love it. That's part of being an adult--sometimes you have to do what the kid likes. I absolutely hate going to amusement parks, but if that is where she wants to go, I will go. I don't need a strip club on the premises for uncle time.
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...30 seconds into the first trailer I saw.
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As a follow up, if I were made to watch a male gay porno, I would not complain that there were no girls getting fucked. Why? because I am not the targeted audience.But maybe some of you have higher standards for gay porn?
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TIME OVER TIME from AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS. John Cusack + Catherine Zeta-Jones + time travel = WIN!
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gonna make tons of $$$$$$$$$.
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like an adult reviewing a kids film. Id tell you that you should grow up, but by your review looks like you already have.
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Holla! BTW, I love the cartoon today Massa
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The one where Julia Roberts is in a spaceship?
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I love Pixar, I appreciate more than most how they make movies for the whole family and not just kids, but I also appreciate movies like this that my toddler can go and see and laugh his ass off. He's a great movie-goer, he doesn't talk or get bored. It's fun to watch him laughing hysterically and I appreciate -any- movie that can do that. Even if I don't enjoy it, I get my enjoyment out of seeing him having a ball. Bring on the Guinea Pig fart jokes.
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THANK YOU FOR SPARING ME MASSA.Time for me to hit "print", show this to her and slap her in teh head with some cheesey bread(and all while acting shmarmy like Ben Lyons)
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Ben Lyons LOVED this film.
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better than this crap. AND it had a guinea pig in a ball gag.
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Instead of taking your kids to see this turd, take them to a petting zoo with actual guinea pigs and let the family just play with them for 2 hours. Good, clean, fun. You even brighten the day of one of nature's most disposable critters. Shit, I'd pay $10 to do that.
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Jul 24, 2009 2:06:52 PM CDT
After watching the Trailer my 10 year son said this was the most
by paulyd30
Thaks Massawyrm right on ! This has to be the most overhyped , over promoted sack of shizz movie of all time. I have seen 5 movies in the last 2 months at the theater with my kids and this has been a trailer in each one. My two sons think this the the stupidest movie of all time. Any self respecting DAD would not be cauht dead taking their sons to this crapfest. To bad they didnt make the real Battle of the Planets’/G-Force/Gatchaman movie the cartoon was the shit in the day.
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I'm pretty sure that Jeffrey Dean Morgan is just Javier Bardem acting without an accent and pretending he is someone else--maybe to hide money from creditors. It is kind of like hoe Phil Hartman did all of those movies, like Clear and Present danger and Desperado, and pretended he was a different person just by using a different accent. Phil did not fool me then and Javier is not fooling me now.
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Posted in the wrong place.
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The only way you'll make it through this movie with your gf man. I recommend a large jamocha shake from arby's, pour out a third, add bailey's and rum and drink until your brain stops and you can no longer feel yourself punching your own crotch at every lame thing you see in this movie.
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I like your idea sir!Rum! I drink it up!(actually,i was thinking of the herbula)...but still...i DON'T wanna see this man.As soon as I saw the preview the 1st time, and ehard Tracey Morgan...i was like "fuck!"
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I want to see THAT on a poster!
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"John Cusack + Catherine Zeta-Jones + time travel = WIN!"You forgot two very important parts of that equation: + Hank Azaria + (directed by) Christopher Walken
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is if the writers were able to sneak in a Richard Gere joke. That my friends, would be priceless.
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And not only sneak in a gerbill,but have that gerbil be voiced by STALLONE!
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Thats a tasty sounding drink! Me gotta try.
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Massa, could you be more explicit with your true feelings on this film?
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Even if I were back in the 2nd grade, I would have been able to tell you that G-Force is a piece of shit.
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I would file for divorce.
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Ninjas + Turtles Spies + Guiney Pigs Pirates + Seagulls spartans + weasels Race car drivers + camels samurai + scorpions. I'll take that billion dollars now.
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Great Review!!!
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The movie's been playing at more than one theater in Columbus, Ohio for three weeks now. If it can be found at multiple locations in this God-forsaken cowpatch, it must not be that hard to find.
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It AMAZES me that Kung Fu Panda managed to escape the evil of kiddie-movie flatulence. What's worse is when they add farts in a trailer to scenes that don't even HAVE them in the movie (like in Burton's Charlie & The Chocolate Factory. The trailer has Augustus Gloop falling into the chocolate river with a stock "Peee-yeeeeeewp!", and then a cut to Johnny Depp saying "Ew!". Not in the movie, thank Christ...). Scatological humor is THE worst thing to happen to family movies in the last 20 years. When did this shit start, anyways, Ren & Stimpy?
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I am not an irresponsible parent and wont just drop my kids in a theater and see something else, even if I wanted to. I know it may have been said not totally seriously, but regardless, I don't leave my kids ANYWHERE by themselves. May as well put a sign on them that says "Kidnap Me". So it seems good or bad, like it or not, I will have to sit through this. But I have seen plenty of kids movies I thought were going to irritate my bowels and they turned out to be not as bad as I had imagined. I look at it differently, it's a kids movie, I am not supposed to like it, so even if I get a tiny bit of enjoyment out of it, that's fine with me.
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I am with you, most of the fun I get from taking my kids to the movies is seeing the enjoyment on their faces, it almost doesn't matter if the movie is good or bad to me, if they enjoy it, that's good enough for me, being a parent has made me very unselfish.
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Your kids won't like it if you take a fucking stand and refuse to take them to see it.
My friend is always using that as an excuse with his daughter watching trash- "well, it's made for kids..." so is child pornography, doesn't mean you have to participate. This shit is made because the idiot parents are too stupid to look for quality stuff; they think if it's not rated R its safe. This crap is often worse because its hidden under the guise of "family friendly" viewing. Show some spine, parents. -
Just because its a kids movies doesn't mean it has to be terrible. There are some lame-ass, loser parents in here if they think they HAVE TO do anything their kids wants them to do. There are plenty of great movies out there, find them. Steer clear of garbage like this. My kid would like to eat twinkie's and pixie sticks for dinner every night, but of course, I show my superior judgement and authority by saying NO! So should any parent with a set of balls and common sense.
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Well he should, they can break your back. Avoid powerful sport cars and you will be alright.
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Fucking hell, i would never see that coming!!! Jerry Bruckheimer of all people! Who would ever though of that? Unreal! What the world is coming to?
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That's the joke. If you saw him on Letterman, you'll see he acts exactly the same as Morgan as he does on 30 rock as Jordan. He plays himself.
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But, as we all know, 10 year olds are fucktards when it comes to movies. Sorry son
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I got excited thinking battle of the planets had been made into a film btw.... it has now!!!!! whoo hoo can't wait for THAT one!
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Then find some GOOD fucking family movies instead of settling for this crap. There are only a billion good "family" movies out there to choose from. Hell, Up is still playing in some theaters, take your kid to that instead. It's just that defeatist atitude from parents that keeps garbage like this in production. My three-year-old nephew is actually encouraged to do the "bow-chikka-wow-wow!" thing from the Alvin & The Chipmunks movie by his mother and grandmother every time he's over. ENCOURAGED to imitate porno movie music!!! Jesus, stop bowing to your spoiled brat's every whim, put your foot down, and introduce them to GOOD family movies, and maybe they won't grow up to be the Twittering twit teens of the 2010's.
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that this movie wasn't a new version of this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Force:_Guardians_of_Space. I literally walked past the standee then did a double take walked back stared the gerbil in the eye and said 'WTF?'
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Kids' movies have been nothing but simple-minded strings of potty jokes since the 1990s. And NOW he's shocked and offended by what an utter waste of time these films are for anyone over the age of 12???Dude, these films AREN'T made for you. It's the same as if you were whining about how nasty baby formula tastes. That said, I am upset that they stole G-Force's name from "Battle of the Planets," forever killing my dream of seeing an live-action adaptation with that name.Le sigh... :(
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us to ANY movie. Even movies I think I probably shouldn't have seen, such as Conan the Barbarian at age nine, or any other R film of the time. We also managed to catch the occasional porno on cable during free preview weekends.For some odd reason, though, my mother wouldn't take me to see TRON. Though she did watch it with me on HBO. She was going through a religious phase, and probably dug the metaphor.
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For all those who use the "it's a kid's movie, what were you expecting" excuse, let me just say that it's a kid's movie is no excuse for mediocrity, bad filmmaking and general stupidity. Is this the quality control to do for your kids, subject them to bad, stupid badly made movies? Fucking parents you are!
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Thank God most of us here got to grow up on Star Wars and cool movies instead of this retarded garbage.
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i wouldn't let the parents of those kids get off the hook that easily.
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I'm sorry I grew up with bad ass movies. Kids these days are growing up with stupid shit that will make them crazy and kill everyone in the future... Hey that's a movie idea! Seriously if I had kids I would take them only to Pixar movies really that and a couple others. Because those movies are usually always good and don't carry black stereotypes.
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Two more Jar Jar Abram's Dawson Trek movies and the kids will start murdering their parents in their sleep. Two more Michael Bay Transformers, and the kids will became canibals and will eat each other and mandkind will end in a canibal holocaust, with no survivors. Mankind will go down like a bitch.
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Because that's all this movie is for, 3D visuals, the rest is just there as an excuse to keep your kids and you distracted with 3D shit popping off the screen, taht's what the studio wants, they don't care if you even remember what the hell the movie was about... If you didn't see it in 3D, you missed the point and you're worse off for it because then there's absolutely nothing redeeming to find here... And as an added note, nobody should buy the G Force game for the 3D. It's shitty anaglyphic and you really don't want that, much less fuck up your children's vision by letting them play it. Taking them to this movie is one thing, letting them play the game in 3D is fucking poor parenting and you should be jailed for neglect.
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There's a lot of them out there judging by this site.
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My sister has these CDs of Bill Cosby's classic comedy routines. They were all about childhood, they were truthful, funny as hell and clean as a whistle. She played them for my nieces and nephews, all of them who endure Nickelodeon's fart, snot and poop-infested cartoons every damn day, and they laughed so hard they cried. Kids are better than movie producers seem to think they are. Again, I blame Nick for starting this rotten trend, but also Disney for buying into it. Has anyone seen the TV ads they run for the classic Disney flicks, where they stick in fart jokes and crap *which did not actually occur in the films*? I saw one where the bulldog in Lady and the Tramp belches (never happened) and in 101 Dalmation where a horse farts (also never happened). Man, I wanted to do murder when I saw those. I thought Iger was going to make things better? How can he, when he obviously has no respect for the Disney legacy?
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2 sceenings a day,im gonna see it tomorrow,ohhhhhh exciting times my friends,exciting times indeed oh and Tron 2 trailer,Hollllllllllly shitballs is that cool.
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should not have them
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Jul 26, 2009 9:38:10 PM CDT
Adding farts/burps to trailers for movies without them
by nasty in the pasty
I fucking HATE that, especially in ads for Disney's classics. 101 Dalmations with a farting horse? BALDERDASH!
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...period.
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during the previews they had a very short trailer for a new Alvin & the Chipmunks movie... There was more to like in that trailer then this whole movie combined. The most soulless, humorless, uninspired movie I've ever seen. Also it was a huge waste to see it in 3D. I wasn't expecting much, I set the bar extremely low and it didn't even come close to clearing that. Avoid at all costs!
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