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Josh Brolin + Megan Fox = JONAH HEX Poster!!

Merrick here...
Yahoo Movies has posted a poster for the JONAH HEX movie starring Josh Brolin and Megan Fox, from HORTON HEARS A WHO! director Jimmy Hayward. I don't have the capacity to post images from the computer I'm working on at the moment, but you can find the poster...


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  • July 24, 2009, 12:30 a.m. CST


    by kingoflight

  • July 24, 2009, 12:31 a.m. CST

    Why should I care about Megan.

    by imagin78

    Megan Fox can not act! The only time I would see her is if she was visiting the Bunny Ranch. Otherwise, go away. <p> Oh...I will probably see this.

  • July 24, 2009, 12:31 a.m. CST


    by mrgreentheplant

    megan fox fatigue setting in on anyone else? she should learn to act or just do porn..this middleground is quite dull

  • July 24, 2009, 12:31 a.m. CST

    She is ridiculously hot

    by bueno_bob


  • July 24, 2009, 12:32 a.m. CST

    OK 4th

    by bueno_bob

    Oh well

  • July 24, 2009, 12:36 a.m. CST

    Josh who?

    by Titus05

    damn I don't even notice Josh Brolin in that eyes automatically fixate on Megan alone

  • July 24, 2009, 12:36 a.m. CST

    The sexbot strikes again

    by Heckles

    Josh Brolin can carry the film. Make sure Fox runs in slo-mo and reacts to things. Gold.

  • July 24, 2009, 12:39 a.m. CST


    by runrun

    I like 'em

  • July 24, 2009, 12:49 a.m. CST

    Don't like the font.

    by OutlawsDelejos

    I'll wait for a trailer before any semblance of an opinion is formed.

  • July 24, 2009, 12:51 a.m. CST

    Wake me when...

    by MajorFrontbum

    ...Hollywood starts making proper movies again. Why should I give a fuck?

  • July 24, 2009, 1:05 a.m. CST

    So, will Megan Fox prove she can ACT?

    by Timstuff

    Not likely, but still a cool poster anyway.

  • July 24, 2009, 1:12 a.m. CST

    Agreed on the font

    by Cyrus Clops

    Looks like the "LXG" font to me. Still, good luck to Warner's marketing department in trying to figure out how to get people to see a western about a disfigured gunfighter starring Josh Brolin(although "Look! It's that chick!" seems to be their early strategy).

  • July 24, 2009, 1:16 a.m. CST

    Who fucking cares if Megan can act or not!

    by ganymede3010

    If I wanted to see Meryl Streep then I'll go and rent the ya ya sitserhood. Megan Fox, acting chops or not is worth the price of admission.

  • July 24, 2009, 1:17 a.m. CST

    Brolin. Over Rated

    by Frodo T. Baggins

  • July 24, 2009, 1:28 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox should play Vampira. She has the lack-of-ribs for it.

    by Flim Springfield

  • July 24, 2009, 1:29 a.m. CST

    if they are pushing the fox character over jonah

    by bacci40

    the movie is gonna suck ass

  • July 24, 2009, 1:35 a.m. CST

    Isn't this a western?

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 24, 2009, 1:37 a.m. CST


    by danthemagnum

    If I want to look at women, I'd go to a night club. Your logic is flawed and the reason we're given so much crap when it comes to quality filmmaking. It saddens me deeply that their are more of you than there are of me. Just remember man, there are plenty of hot women who are very fine actresses.

  • July 24, 2009, 1:39 a.m. CST

    i'm all for this not sucking.

    by mr. smith

    but whether that's acually the case is up to them. but i'm hoping...

  • July 24, 2009, 1:40 a.m. CST

    Changing my user name...

    by Patrick_Bateman_trashed_my_401K

    Does anyone know how to do this? I've looked for the user control panel and it's not there.

  • July 24, 2009, 1:48 a.m. CST

    You fucks need to...

    by Logan_1973

    increase your testosterone injections. don't tell me for 1.2 seconds that you wouldnt bang her if she was lying on your bed. <p> Acting abilities aside, of course...

  • July 24, 2009, 2:09 a.m. CST

    Van Photoshopped Tits

    by godoffireinhell

    Looks like a cross between a Stephen Sommers film and digitally implanted silicon.

  • July 24, 2009, 2:38 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox looks out of place in the poster.

    by Reelheed

    She looks all sorts of wrong. Like someone who's gone into a 'old times' photobooth and selected a wild west theme but just off camera are her giggling girlfriends all taking videos on their iphones or twittering "Megan in bodice. Hot. Maybe buy one at the mall? Not! Lol"

  • July 24, 2009, 2:45 a.m. CST


    by CarlThorMark1978

    Despite the assertions of various nerds on this site, she is not all that and there are hotter women working in porn, which is where Fox would be if she hadn't of blown Michael Bay for a role in Transformers. She'll get by on her looks for another few years but her lack of acting skills will ensure her a one way trip to Bukkakeville.

  • July 24, 2009, 2:45 a.m. CST

    Apparently she has a 7" waist..

    by magnetic

  • July 24, 2009, 2:51 a.m. CST

    Since you don't have the capacity to post images

    by magnetic

  • July 24, 2009, 2:55 a.m. CST

    In case you haven't heard, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ESTHER

    by finky089

    will this ad never cease!!

  • July 24, 2009, 2:57 a.m. CST

    I'd be excited for this if it weren't for Megan Fox.

    by ackack

    She was truly the worst part of transformers 2 in my opinion and that's saying a lot. She looks like one of the dead behind the eyes characters from Polar Express or Beowulf.

  • July 24, 2009, 3:08 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox is a heat machine

    by Toby_FN_Wong

    Shawn Michaels in Montreal or Cena in the Hammerstein Ballroom don't even come close.

  • July 24, 2009, 3:33 a.m. CST

    "Dead-eyed zombie fuckdoll"

    by BiggusDickus

    Love it! Great description of the lass, though I'm still quite partial to 'The Wal-Mart Angelina' as well...

  • July 24, 2009, 3:52 a.m. CST

    Looks ridiculous

    by Mr. Graboid

    Seriously... Sure she is hot, but her proving her hotness on this poster SCREAMS zoolander/blue steel to me.

  • July 24, 2009, 4:57 a.m. CST

    fox 2009 = alba 2005.

    by alice 13

    at least alba made swimming look good.

  • July 24, 2009, 5:11 a.m. CST

    I still think Thomas Jane should have..

    by Marxeffect

    nabbed this role.

  • July 24, 2009, 6:34 a.m. CST

    Oh Megan. Lovely, lovely Megan

    by Dolmes

    Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely. Josh

  • July 24, 2009, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox looks like a busted Daytona stripper

    by Laserhead

    She's used up at age 22. And covered with skank tats. Everybody settle down.

  • July 24, 2009, 6:44 a.m. CST

    Just waiting for someone to photoshop

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    Scriptgirl into that poster.

  • July 24, 2009, 6:52 a.m. CST

    Toby Fn Wong

    by the new transported man

    So, X-Pac heat?

  • July 24, 2009, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Pre-botox Megan Fox was so much hotter

    by tylerzero

  • July 24, 2009, 7:27 a.m. CST

    No horror or sci-fi in this???? WTF???

    by HarryBlackPotter

    I love a good western, but Jonah Hex was more than that (the original comic that is). It was a mix of sci-fi & horror, with supernatural menace. This looks like a plain old western to me. Could be wrong.

  • July 24, 2009, 7:39 a.m. CST

    Font sucks. Megan Fox is hot.

    by DuncanHines

    And Laserhead, some of us like skank tats. Oh yeah!

  • July 24, 2009, 7:43 a.m. CST

    Josh should turn the rest of the way around

    by cookylamoo

    So we can just concentrate on Megan. Talk about being upstaged.

  • July 24, 2009, 7:44 a.m. CST

    Fox looks like she's holdeing her breath...

    by Yeti

    Stomach in, tits out...

  • July 24, 2009, 7:55 a.m. CST

    Holding her breath in anticipation of my penis

    by Cletus Van Damme

    Fo' sho'!

  • July 24, 2009, 8:04 a.m. CST

    Wow the talkbacks on that website are even creepier than ours

    by stooopider

    What a bunch of fucking dateless desperadoes

  • July 24, 2009, 8:05 a.m. CST

    Excited about the movie, but the virgins lusting over Fox kill i

    by stooopider

    I cant concentrate on the movie because i'm too busy spitting on guys tripping over their dicks

  • July 24, 2009, 8:05 a.m. CST

    Signs this movie will be shit.......

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    They put the eye candy on the poster. <p>

  • July 24, 2009, 8:10 a.m. CST

    Hex's scarring looks lame.

    by spaceworlder

    Couldn't they have made him look more freakish?

  • July 24, 2009, 8:11 a.m. CST

    Subtle poster arrangement

    by ME_M

    I'm surprised the marketing people didn't just zoom in on her rack in the center, and have Jonah Hex just barely in the left side of the poster.

  • July 24, 2009, 8:23 a.m. CST

    New Transported Man

    by Toby_FN_Wong

    Well, you can count X-Pac heat too, although the Shawn Michaels and Cena heat was unbelievable.

  • July 24, 2009, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Great actor, terrible actress

    by AsimovLives

    Who fucking cares if Megan Fox is a babe? So is emely blunt, and Blunt is a far mroe intelligent, composed, elegant and talented actress then Fox, and as pretty if not more so. Fuck Megan Fox, really. I wish all the best for her, as long it's outside of movies.

  • July 24, 2009, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Cue the Distrubed music!

    by Falafalguy

    This looks 90s-tastic!

  • July 24, 2009, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Why pay to see clothed Fox when Porn is free online?

    by conspiracy

    I don't get it? So she is she likes anal and has a bullseye tattoo'ed above her she "says" she likes girls too. Who the fuck cares? if I want to see THAT kind of thing there are HUNDREDS of equally "HOT" chicks online who will provide the real deal.</p><p>Will Megan fuck onscreen? No. Will Megan take a facial from a mudshark? No Will Megan put a baseball bat up her pursed pink pooter? No. So since she won't do these things..and since she has yet to prove she can act one friggin bit...I just don't see the attraction to paying to see her onscreen.</p><p>It is time for this bitch to put up or shut up...PROVE you can act and are more than just the next in a long forgotten line of "IT" girls of the moment, or get them tits out and prove your worth in that arena. Otherwise..I'm tired of this tart

  • July 24, 2009, 9:01 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox+Jonah Hex Poster=Boner

    by Kief_Ledger

    simple math people.

  • July 24, 2009, 9:03 a.m. CST

    That poster is frakkin' AWFUL.

    by LoneGun

    It looks like a goddamn Harlequin book cover. If they took Megan Fox out of it, the poster would be ten times better, more like the wicked western comic I remember.

  • July 24, 2009, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox makes Vampira look chubby

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Jesus Christ, EAT SOMETHING!!!

  • July 24, 2009, 9:10 a.m. CST

    What overly sexual things will Fox say to the press

    by Kief_Ledger

    with this film? Maybe that she loves nothing more than a good old fashioned donkey punch and that she's also been known to give guys a lumpkin from time to time.

  • July 24, 2009, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Strange phenomenon

    by I_Snake_Plissken

    Megan Fox causes my testicles to spontaneously emit high levels of thermal radiation.

  • July 24, 2009, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Relax it's a teaser poster

    by kafka07

    They can't just put Hex's ugly scarred face on it, they want to give it some balance with a hot girl. Now, I have doubts as to Fox's talent just like you. But at least we all know Brolin is reliable.

  • July 24, 2009, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Ugly poster.

    by Toilet_Terror

    I sort of hate Megan Fox.

  • July 24, 2009, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Olga Kurylenko should get all the roles Megan Fox does

    by Stabby

    Now, there's a beautiful woman.

  • July 24, 2009, 9:58 a.m. CST

    Batman: TAS did Hex well...

    by Damned if I can login

    ...I'm curious to see if they can top that one episode.'ll never happen, that ep rocked *balls*.<p>Unless of course, Foxy gets 'em out. Hey, let's see what my ol' pal Google image search has to say...well, whatta ya know? Good one on the first page! They may be photoshopped...but who the frag cares?<p>Let the fapping begin...

  • July 24, 2009, 10:01 a.m. CST


    by Damned if I can login

    Right there widja, man. Olga *rules*...and she has no problems gettin' 'em out...<p>Damn. Makes we want one'a those Man Caves I read about on Fark...rub one out and then go shakin' everybody's hand for the rest of the day!

  • July 24, 2009, 10:14 a.m. CST

    I was an extra in this movie

    by The_Myhand

    when it was shooting in was lots of fun...I was like 5 feet from Brolin haha

  • July 24, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Damned, have you seen The Ring Finger?

    by Stabby

    Came out this week on DVD. Supposed to be lots of full frontal Olga nudity. I got it #1 on my Netflix list and will be watching it in my man cave alone when it arrives.

  • July 24, 2009, 10:57 a.m. CST

    I haven't seen Fox do a "Bad" job of acting.

    by Homer Sexual

    She hasn't really been in anything, to my knowledge, that required her to do much of anything except run around and look sexy. I don't know if she is capable of acting or not, but Jessica Alba isn't even capable of running around convincingly, and look how successful she is!

  • July 24, 2009, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Homer, Jessica Alba was capable of swimming around

    by Stabby

    in a tiny bikini quite believably enough in Into the Blue.

  • July 24, 2009, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Officially sick and tired of Megan Fox.

    by ebonic_plague

    She looks like Pam Anderson's anorexic ghola.

  • July 24, 2009, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Jonah EYEBALL...

    by TheBLIGHT

    ...Upstaged by Fox... Where is the mad eyeball? Also, looks like a Ghost Rider riff in the Old West... Shudder...

  • July 24, 2009, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Poster looks like shit

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

    Sorry. The movie is about Jonah Hex. Not Megan-I-can't-act-Fox. It will be interesting to see how much of her role contributes to the movie. She doesn't deserve that much attention on the poster. If her role is that huge than count me out. Will wait for the dvd in the $5 Walmart discount bin.

  • July 24, 2009, 11:38 a.m. CST

    So does this mean no Horton Hears a Who 2?

    by Series7

    The first one was pretty good I thought.

  • July 24, 2009, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Always glad to see the Fox sisters in fine form.

    by Snookeroo

    And, I'm actually interested in this movie, too. What a three-fer'.

  • July 24, 2009, 11:54 a.m. CST


    by uberman

    I just saw her in TRANSFORMERS> Good Lord, she is the shittiest actress I've seen. Every scene is her arching her back, sticking out her ass, and pouting. Yes, she'd be awesome in Porn, but she has the ability to suck you right out of the story and remind you that your only seeing this woman on screen because she is eye-candy. What fucktard decieded that this woman had the chops to be in movies?

  • July 24, 2009, 11:57 a.m. CST


    by uberman

    Had to say that. Jessica Alba has some skills, but Fox is the perfect definition of a 'Poser'.

  • July 24, 2009, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox =

    by VictorNewman

    Vivid porn girl that lucked her way into a mainstream movie

  • July 24, 2009, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Stabby, thanks for the heads up...!

    by Damned if I can login

    The Ring Finger, huh? I'll mosey on down to the local Blockbuster and see if'n I can rent that one.<p>No reason to buy it, I'd never watch the whole film anyway. Watching those kinda films (for me at least) seem to follow the same pattern. I watch for a while, and it gets better, and better, and BETTER...then I kinda...lose interest in it...

  • July 24, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox

    by Wrath4771

    Is not stoopid pretty. Shame on you for suggesting something like that. She's retarded pretty. And I mean retarded in a she can do anything kind of way.

  • July 24, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST

    No Transformers in the title=no audience!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Megan name means shit without those shiny toys!

  • July 24, 2009, 12:33 p.m. CST


    by Damned if I can login

    Well said. mmmmmm....Vivid Girls (say it like Homer Simpson).<p>Some'a them Vivid Girls *rip* like there's no tomorrow. Time for yet another Google image search!

  • July 24, 2009, 12:38 p.m. CST


    by DefyThis

    It doesn't really make me want to see the movie, but it does make me want to cum on Megan Fox's tits... do we consider that success?

  • July 24, 2009, 1:23 p.m. CST

    they really aren't enough blue tinted genre movie posters these

    by RobertBaron

    just sayin

  • July 24, 2009, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Pia Zadora was hotter Than Megan Fax

    by theycallmemrtibbs

  • July 24, 2009, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Nor are there enough stamped metal font titles...

    by GrandMuffTarkin

    more please - make everything look like it was guilded from gun steel.

  • July 24, 2009, 3:07 p.m. CST

    the poster is poorly put together

    by Spandau Belly

    It looks like they are standing together but their expressions and stances don't fit with each other at all.

  • July 24, 2009, 3:12 p.m. CST


    by Grinning White Skull

    The poster looks like it was whipped out in three seconds by my niece. I have lost all hope for this film.

  • July 24, 2009, 4:47 p.m. CST

    Homer Sexual

    by AsimovLives

    Megan Fox had her change at really acting in the movie How To Lose Freinds And alienate People, and she blew it. It's oficial, the girl can't really act worth for shit. She's a lost case. Give yup trying to find justifications for her, she's only good to give you reasons to masturbate, nothing more. And not for many years more.

  • July 24, 2009, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox was booed at Comic-Con.

    by Subtitles_Off

    During the WB movies panel.<P>She probably wasn't, but we ought to spread that rumor anyway and make it so.

  • July 24, 2009, 6:13 p.m. CST

    GREAT! A Western-style VAN HELSING... >:P

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    A lead who looks little like the title character teamed up with a brunette hottie in a skintight outfit.<p>This poster, which is supposed to make you WANT to see the movie, does the exact opposite. ESPECIALLY in regards to the icon scarring on Jonah's face. The guy looks he has the standard Hollywood "my face got burned" rather appliance slapped on, rather than the horrifying staring eye/ripped cheek look of the comics. How much MORE intense would that poster be if Jonah was looking at the viewer with the evil creepy eye staring us down? And as much as I LOVE looking at Megan Fox, does she really have the acting chops to play second lead in a movie that's NOT 99% CGI??? Is she even as good an actress as Halle Berry (who STINKS)?<p>Bad poster, bad actress, bad film.

  • July 24, 2009, 8:39 p.m. CST

    theycallmemrtibbs Pia Zadora was perfection..

    by conspiracy

    With possibly the best set of fucking tits on the planet, offset by a face so innocent you would not think for a minute it had ever had a cock in its mouth, which we know of course it had in mass.</p><p>young Pia Zadora...a 12 on a 10 scale.

  • July 24, 2009, 8:43 p.m. CST

    Megan Foxes Popularity is proof American Males...

    by conspiracy

    need more real poon in their diet. Fucking for real...if you are getting laid, and have some kind of game, you look at Megan and think.."yeah..shes trailer trash hot..I'd fuck her ass and never call her again".</p><p>The fact that the typical American male drools over her like she was the hottest thing on the planet, and not just some decent piece of fuck meat you can pick up at the mall(which she is),only proves most guys who watch her movies never get laid, and buy Lotion by the gallon.

  • July 24, 2009, 8:51 p.m. CST


    by Mel_Gibsons_Nazi_Dad

    Weird, I heard that she got booed too. Off to the imdb boards to tell them about it.

  • July 24, 2009, 8:57 p.m. CST


    by TedKordLives

    I got nothing. Therefore, you must be correct.

  • July 24, 2009, 9:08 p.m. CST

    In not liking the poster

    by Weapon M

    I think Jonah Hex is a different enough concept and different enough comic adaptation they needed a poster that reflected that. This is such a mundane poster. So gloomy and blue... UGH... It has generic comic adaptation written all over it.

  • July 24, 2009, 10:51 p.m. CST

    I wish Megan Fox could look a little more blank-faced...

    by clone-o-mat

    ...but alas, not possible.

  • July 24, 2009, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Megan at Comic Con

    by DrMorbius

    Megan Fox definitely DID NOT get booed at Comic Con.<P>Wishful thinking by all the haters!<P>She actually looked very HOT! No exposed tattoos, and conservative dress. Sorry guys, keep posting that she: cannot act, blew the director, has toes for thumbs (whatever) e.t.c. I'm sure she lies awake at night worrying what some sad little semi-literate douchebag, living in a cave somewhere in butt fuck Portugal, thinks of her. Right Assimov?

  • July 25, 2009, 12:40 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox was booed at Comic Con.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • July 25, 2009, 1:15 a.m. CST

    Lotion By The Gallon should be AICN new slogan!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Hell yell!

  • July 25, 2009, 6:47 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox out, Emily Blunt in

    by AsimovLives

    Let the right one in.

  • July 25, 2009, 6:53 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Why the fuck you keep proving you are retard? We already know that, give it a rest.<br><br>And excuse me if i prefer the much more classy AND TALENTED Emily Blunt over that untalent piece of meat called Megan Fox. I certainly don't takwe lessons in intelligence and taste from a fuck who prefers Megan Fox to a class act like Blunt. You can have your white trash bitch, i prefer my girls desease free.

  • July 25, 2009, 6:54 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    Megan Fox was once the cum receptacle of Michael Bay. That's enough to kill any eroticism that girl might had.

  • July 25, 2009, 12:03 p.m. CST

    The Ass of the World is Being Sucked by...

    by youridol

    that ugly as hell poster. Pick ANY RANDOM Jonah Hex comic book cover from the last 37 years and you'd have an infinitely better poster.

  • July 25, 2009, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Looks scarily like Cage's Ghost Rider

    by I am_NOTREAL

    and we all know how that turned out. Yikes.

  • July 25, 2009, 9:46 p.m. CST

    Anyone else thing...

    by eXcommunicated

    ...they went a little too crazy with the corset on her in that shot? Or rather, went apeshit on the Liquify tool...?

  • July 26, 2009, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Ugh no more Megan Fox please...

    by qweruiop

    Don't get me wrong, she's a stunner and definitely somebody to just ogle at, but she's reached the point of oversaturating the market this year alone. It seems like she's everywhere now, and the saddest thing is that the geeks give so much adulation to her when in reality she wouldn't spent one minute talking with any of us. She does these movies to remain relevant, but there's no ounce of honest geekness or admiration of the sci-fi world in her. She's the very girl that prefers jocks and bad boys but falsely sides with the geeks because we're the only ones who keep her paychecks coming. Ugh.

  • July 26, 2009, 9:01 p.m. CST

    They need to green-screen Josh's face

    by Red Dawn Don

    He can film the entire movie with green make-up on one side of his face. Then they can try out many different looks for his scars. On the dvd the viewer can be allowed to choose the exact look they want from a gallery of facial scars. Sorry, I think I double-dosed my happy medicine today.