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Josh Brolin + Megan Fox = JONAH HEX Poster!!
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Megan Fox can not act! The only time I would see her is if she was visiting the Bunny Ranch. Otherwise, go away. <p> Oh...I will probably see this.
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megan fox fatigue setting in on anyone else? she should learn to act or just do porn..this middleground is quite dull
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Third?
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Oh well
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damn I don't even notice Josh Brolin in that poster...my eyes automatically fixate on Megan alone
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Josh Brolin can carry the film. Make sure Fox runs in slo-mo and reacts to things. Gold.
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I like 'em
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I'll wait for a trailer before any semblance of an opinion is formed.
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...Hollywood starts making proper movies again. Why should I give a fuck?
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Not likely, but still a cool poster anyway.
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Looks like the "LXG" font to me. Still, good luck to Warner's marketing department in trying to figure out how to get people to see a western about a disfigured gunfighter starring Josh Brolin(although "Look! It's that chick!" seems to be their early strategy).
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If I wanted to see Meryl Streep then I'll go and rent the ya ya sitserhood. Megan Fox, acting chops or not is worth the price of admission.
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July 24, 2009, 1:28 a.m. CST
Megan Fox should play Vampira. She has the lack-of-ribs for it.
by Flim Springfield
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the movie is gonna suck ass
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If I want to look at women, I'd go to a night club. Your logic is flawed and the reason we're given so much crap when it comes to quality filmmaking. It saddens me deeply that their are more of you than there are of me. Just remember man, there are plenty of hot women who are very fine actresses.
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but whether that's acually the case is up to them. but i'm hoping...
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Does anyone know how to do this? I've looked for the user control panel and it's not there.
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increase your testosterone injections. don't tell me for 1.2 seconds that you wouldnt bang her if she was lying on your bed. <p> Acting abilities aside, of course...
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Looks like a cross between a Stephen Sommers film and digitally implanted silicon.
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She looks all sorts of wrong. Like someone who's gone into a 'old times' photobooth and selected a wild west theme but just off camera are her giggling girlfriends all taking videos on their iphones or twittering "Megan in bodice. Hot. Maybe buy one at the mall? Not! Lol"
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Despite the assertions of various nerds on this site, she is not all that and there are hotter women working in porn, which is where Fox would be if she hadn't of blown Michael Bay for a role in Transformers. She'll get by on her looks for another few years but her lack of acting skills will ensure her a one way trip to Bukkakeville.
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http://i28.tinypic.com/11kyr00.jpg
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July 24, 2009, 2:55 a.m. CST
In case you haven't heard, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ESTHER
by finky089
will this ad never cease!!
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She was truly the worst part of transformers 2 in my opinion and that's saying a lot. She looks like one of the dead behind the eyes characters from Polar Express or Beowulf.
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Shawn Michaels in Montreal or Cena in the Hammerstein Ballroom don't even come close.
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Love it! Great description of the lass, though I'm still quite partial to 'The Wal-Mart Angelina' as well...
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Seriously... Sure she is hot, but her proving her hotness on this poster SCREAMS zoolander/blue steel to me.
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at least alba made swimming look good.
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nabbed this role.
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Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely. Josh
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She's used up at age 22. And covered with skank tats. Everybody settle down.
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Scriptgirl into that poster.
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So, X-Pac heat?
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I love a good western, but Jonah Hex was more than that (the original comic that is). It was a mix of sci-fi & horror, with supernatural menace. This looks like a plain old western to me. Could be wrong.
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And Laserhead, some of us like skank tats. Oh yeah!
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So we can just concentrate on Megan. Talk about being upstaged.
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Stomach in, tits out...
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Fo' sho'!
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July 24, 2009, 8:04 a.m. CST
Wow the talkbacks on that website are even creepier than ours
by stooopider
What a bunch of fucking dateless desperadoes
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July 24, 2009, 8:05 a.m. CST
Excited about the movie, but the virgins lusting over Fox kill i
by stooopider
I cant concentrate on the movie because i'm too busy spitting on guys tripping over their dicks
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They put the eye candy on the poster. <p>
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Couldn't they have made him look more freakish?
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I'm surprised the marketing people didn't just zoom in on her rack in the center, and have Jonah Hex just barely in the left side of the poster.
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Well, you can count X-Pac heat too, although the Shawn Michaels and Cena heat was unbelievable.
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Who fucking cares if Megan Fox is a babe? So is emely blunt, and Blunt is a far mroe intelligent, composed, elegant and talented actress then Fox, and as pretty if not more so. Fuck Megan Fox, really. I wish all the best for her, as long it's outside of movies.
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This looks 90s-tastic!
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I don't get it? So she is hot..so she likes anal and has a bullseye tattoo'ed above her asscrack..so she "says" she likes girls too. Who the fuck cares? if I want to see THAT kind of thing there are HUNDREDS of equally "HOT" chicks online who will provide the real deal.</p><p>Will Megan fuck onscreen? No. Will Megan take a facial from a mudshark? No Will Megan put a baseball bat up her pursed pink pooter? No. So since she won't do these things..and since she has yet to prove she can act one friggin bit...I just don't see the attraction to paying to see her onscreen.</p><p>It is time for this bitch to put up or shut up...PROVE you can act and are more than just the next in a long forgotten line of "IT" girls of the moment, or get them tits out and prove your worth in that arena. Otherwise..I'm tired of this tart already....next.
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simple math people.
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It looks like a goddamn Harlequin book cover. If they took Megan Fox out of it, the poster would be ten times better, more like the wicked western comic I remember.
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Jesus Christ, EAT SOMETHING!!!
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with this film? Maybe that she loves nothing more than a good old fashioned donkey punch and that she's also been known to give guys a lumpkin from time to time.
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Megan Fox causes my testicles to spontaneously emit high levels of thermal radiation.
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They can't just put Hex's ugly scarred face on it, they want to give it some balance with a hot girl. Now, I have doubts as to Fox's talent just like you. But at least we all know Brolin is reliable.
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I sort of hate Megan Fox.
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Now, there's a beautiful woman.
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...I'm curious to see if they can top that one episode. Meh...it'll never happen, that ep rocked *balls*.<p>Unless of course, Foxy gets 'em out. Hey, let's see what my ol' pal Google image search has to say...well, whatta ya know? Good one on the first page! They may be photoshopped...but who the frag cares?<p>Let the fapping begin...
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Right there widja, man. Olga *rules*...and she has no problems gettin' 'em out...<p>Damn. Makes we want one'a those Man Caves I read about on Fark...rub one out and then go shakin' everybody's hand for the rest of the day!
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when it was shooting in Louisiana...it was lots of fun...I was like 5 feet from Brolin haha
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Came out this week on DVD. Supposed to be lots of full frontal Olga nudity. I got it #1 on my Netflix list and will be watching it in my man cave alone when it arrives.
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She hasn't really been in anything, to my knowledge, that required her to do much of anything except run around and look sexy. I don't know if she is capable of acting or not, but Jessica Alba isn't even capable of running around convincingly, and look how successful she is!
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in a tiny bikini quite believably enough in Into the Blue.
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She looks like Pam Anderson's anorexic ghola.
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...Upstaged by Fox... Where is the mad eyeball? Also, looks like a Ghost Rider riff in the Old West... Shudder...
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Sorry. The movie is about Jonah Hex. Not Megan-I-can't-act-Fox. It will be interesting to see how much of her role contributes to the movie. She doesn't deserve that much attention on the poster. If her role is that huge than count me out. Will wait for the dvd in the $5 Walmart discount bin.
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The first one was pretty good I thought.
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And, I'm actually interested in this movie, too. What a three-fer'.
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I just saw her in TRANSFORMERS> Good Lord, she is the shittiest actress I've seen. Every scene is her arching her back, sticking out her ass, and pouting. Yes, she'd be awesome in Porn, but she has the ability to suck you right out of the story and remind you that your only seeing this woman on screen because she is eye-candy. What fucktard decieded that this woman had the chops to be in movies?
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Had to say that. Jessica Alba has some skills, but Fox is the perfect definition of a 'Poser'.
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Vivid porn girl that lucked her way into a mainstream movie
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The Ring Finger, huh? I'll mosey on down to the local Blockbuster and see if'n I can rent that one.<p>No reason to buy it, I'd never watch the whole film anyway. Watching those kinda films (for me at least) seem to follow the same pattern. I watch for a while, and it gets better, and better, and BETTER...then I kinda...lose interest in it...
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Is not stoopid pretty. Shame on you for suggesting something like that. She's retarded pretty. And I mean retarded in a she can do anything kind of way.
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Megan name means shit without those shiny toys!
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Well said. mmmmmm....Vivid Girls (say it like Homer Simpson).<p>Some'a them Vivid Girls *rip* like there's no tomorrow. Time for yet another Google image search!
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It doesn't really make me want to see the movie, but it does make me want to cum on Megan Fox's tits... do we consider that success?
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July 24, 2009, 1:23 p.m. CST
they really aren't enough blue tinted genre movie posters these
by RobertBaron
just sayin
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more please - make everything look like it was guilded from gun steel.
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It looks like they are standing together but their expressions and stances don't fit with each other at all.
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The poster looks like it was whipped out in three seconds by my niece. I have lost all hope for this film.
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Megan Fox had her change at really acting in the movie How To Lose Freinds And alienate People, and she blew it. It's oficial, the girl can't really act worth for shit. She's a lost case. Give yup trying to find justifications for her, she's only good to give you reasons to masturbate, nothing more. And not for many years more.
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During the WB movies panel.<P>She probably wasn't, but we ought to spread that rumor anyway and make it so.
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A lead who looks little like the title character teamed up with a brunette hottie in a skintight outfit.<p>This poster, which is supposed to make you WANT to see the movie, does the exact opposite. ESPECIALLY in regards to the icon scarring on Jonah's face. The guy looks he has the standard Hollywood "my face got burned" rather appliance slapped on, rather than the horrifying staring eye/ripped cheek look of the comics. How much MORE intense would that poster be if Jonah was looking at the viewer with the evil creepy eye staring us down? And as much as I LOVE looking at Megan Fox, does she really have the acting chops to play second lead in a movie that's NOT 99% CGI??? Is she even as good an actress as Halle Berry (who STINKS)?<p>Bad poster, bad actress, bad film.
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With possibly the best set of fucking tits on the planet, offset by a face so innocent you would not think for a minute it had ever had a cock in its mouth, which we know of course it had in mass.</p><p>young Pia Zadora...a 12 on a 10 scale.
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need more real poon in their diet. Fucking for real...if you are getting laid, and have some kind of game, you look at Megan and think.."yeah..shes trailer trash hot..I'd fuck her ass and never call her again".</p><p>The fact that the typical American male drools over her like she was the hottest thing on the planet, and not just some decent piece of fuck meat you can pick up at the mall(which she is),only proves most guys who watch her movies never get laid, and buy Lotion by the gallon.
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Weird, I heard that she got booed too. Off to the imdb boards to tell them about it.
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I got nothing. Therefore, you must be correct.
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I think Jonah Hex is a different enough concept and different enough comic adaptation they needed a poster that reflected that. This is such a mundane poster. So gloomy and blue... UGH... It has generic comic adaptation written all over it.
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July 24, 2009, 10:51 p.m. CST
I wish Megan Fox could look a little more blank-faced...
by clone-o-mat
...but alas, not possible.
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Megan Fox definitely DID NOT get booed at Comic Con.<P>Wishful thinking by all the haters!<P>She actually looked very HOT! No exposed tattoos, and conservative dress. Sorry guys, keep posting that she: cannot act, blew the director, has toes for thumbs (whatever) e.t.c. I'm sure she lies awake at night worrying what some sad little semi-literate douchebag, living in a cave somewhere in butt fuck Portugal, thinks of her. Right Assimov?
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Hell yell!
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Let the right one in.
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Why the fuck you keep proving you are retard? We already know that, give it a rest.<br><br>And excuse me if i prefer the much more classy AND TALENTED Emily Blunt over that untalent piece of meat called Megan Fox. I certainly don't takwe lessons in intelligence and taste from a fuck who prefers Megan Fox to a class act like Blunt. You can have your white trash bitch, i prefer my girls desease free.
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Megan Fox was once the cum receptacle of Michael Bay. That's enough to kill any eroticism that girl might had.
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that ugly as hell poster. Pick ANY RANDOM Jonah Hex comic book cover from the last 37 years and you'd have an infinitely better poster.
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and we all know how that turned out. Yikes.
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...they went a little too crazy with the corset on her in that shot? Or rather, went apeshit on the Liquify tool...?
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Don't get me wrong, she's a stunner and definitely somebody to just ogle at, but she's reached the point of oversaturating the market this year alone. It seems like she's everywhere now, and the saddest thing is that the geeks give so much adulation to her when in reality she wouldn't spent one minute talking with any of us. She does these movies to remain relevant, but there's no ounce of honest geekness or admiration of the sci-fi world in her. She's the very girl that prefers jocks and bad boys but falsely sides with the geeks because we're the only ones who keep her paychecks coming. Ugh.
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He can film the entire movie with green make-up on one side of his face. Then they can try out many different looks for his scars. On the dvd the viewer can be allowed to choose the exact look they want from a gallery of facial scars. Sorry, I think I double-dosed my happy medicine today.
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