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The 2012 Teaser Sheet Prophesizes (That's Probably Not A Word) Its Way To The Internet...


Merrick here...

Yahoo has posted the teaser sheet for roland Emmerich's 2012, featuring a strinking image from the film's recently released trailer.

Follow the continental shearing to see the whole thing - as well as several character images from the film, etc.





Say what you will about Emmerich, THIS FILM'S TRAILER fucks up our world real good. Best planetary desecration ever? We'll see...




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Nicolas Cage's kid saw all this coming
by Spandau Belly
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:36:23 AM
I'm really looking forward to this
by SoylentMean
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:38:32 AM
They finally made SCORCHER
by Logan_1973
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:38:48 AM
Nicolas Cage KNOWS about it too.
by Rolling_Stone
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:39:57 AM
SOMEONE DIVIDED BY ZERO, DIDN'T THEY?
by turketron_2
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:42:13 AM
Nicolas Cage knows what's coming NEXT.
by Rolling_Stone
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:42:27 AM
who cares, avatar is fucking our eyeballs like it's 1977
by irc-Hollywood
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:44:33 AM
Worst....Director....Ever...
by beefywhore
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:49:15 AM
Yes, that's a word.
by GiveMeAnFinBreak
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:53:45 AM
Cause of the Disaster (Spoiler?)
by Hamlet3145
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:54:23 AM
Hey Merrick...
by KosherWookie
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:54:30 AM
Is this Los Angeles?
by I_Snake_Plissken
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:55:08 AM
CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN!!!
by HoboCode
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:55:59 AM
I_Snake_Plisken...
by KosherWookie
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:57:42 AM
Prophesizes is a word, though it makes no sense used in that con
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:01:01 AM
saw VI clip
by thinboyslim.
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:01:24 AM
Picture 6 of 6 tagline: "2012 Who will be left behind?"
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:03:38 AM
"Mankind's earliest civilization," wtf?
by Frisco
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:04:19 AM
I'm going to save myself ten bucks...
by Bastardinabasket
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:04:28 AM
Trailer
by JackNF
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:08:07 AM
scared the hell out of my son
by tiltandflip
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:10:25 AM
Not according to Dictionary.com, it isn't.
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:16:58 AM
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
by MrMysteryGuest
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:17:42 AM
Uwe Boll and Roland Emmerich are the same person!
by Neil Peart
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:18:00 AM
Let's go back in time and kick some Mayan-prophesizing ass!
by MrMysteryGuest
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:19:09 AM
Man, my wedding in 2013 will be ruined!
by MrMysteryGuest
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:20:09 AM
Man, Roland Emmerich always destroys the world! :(
by MrMysteryGuest
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:22:23 AM
Those are the kinds of Earthquakes I had nightmares about...
by D.Vader
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:23:08 AM
The world is going to explode. You should do somethitng about th
by Knobules
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:24:38 AM
The world is going to explode. You should do somethitng about th
by Knobules
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:24:41 AM
This is all set to happen on my birthday, Dec. 21, 2012
by D.Vader
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:26:18 AM
What happens in 2013 when you watch this on TNT?
by ricarleite2
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:26:35 AM
Does the trailer make anyone else smile every time?
by Anything But Tangerines
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:28:10 AM
Knobules, do you know anything about the Mayan calendar?
by D.Vader
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:28:35 AM
Roland Emmerich's Last Orgasmic Gasp Of Fire
by Anything But Tangerines
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:30:00 AM
I blame the Transformers
by Spandau Belly
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:32:20 AM
the trailer scares the bejesus out of me
by RighteousBrother
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:32:29 AM
KNOWING was awesome fuck the haters lol.
by Warcraft
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:34:51 AM
Chiwetel Ejiofor scares the hell out of white folks
by Anything But Tangerines
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:36:13 AM
Damn, DV
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:37:15 AM
Chiwetel Ejiofor is the Master Hominid
by Anything But Tangerines
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:37:35 AM
All the religions unite in this movie....
by DarfurOnTheRocks2
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:37:41 AM
Chewbacca is the master Wookie
by DarfurOnTheRocks2
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:38:18 AM
Chiwetel Ejiofor will unfurl is world domination plot
by Anything But Tangerines
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:39:03 AM
Chiwetel Ejiofor is the prophesied One to bring about the END TI
by Anything But Tangerines
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:40:30 AM
shit, I am already sick of the coming mass hysteria
by JohnRyder
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:41:05 AM
Chiwetel Ejiofor's real name is unpronouceable
by Anything But Tangerines
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:41:43 AM
Yeah, Series, I better party the night before
by D.Vader
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:44:43 AM
Chiwetel Ejiofor translates roughly into
by Anything But Tangerines
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:44:44 AM
Chiwetel Ejiofor's body is a crude flesh husk concealing
by Anything But Tangerines
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:46:35 AM
A NOTE: The Mayans never said the world would end...
by D.Vader
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:46:50 AM
Oh it's a word
by Inconvenient
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:47:22 AM
This poster needs the tagline:
by Sodomy_Joe_Shitpants
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:49:11 AM
WHO FARTED?
by Sodomy_Joe_Shitpants
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:49:29 AM
I just realized that
by Series7
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:50:50 AM
I WILL BOX EMMERICH!
by gotilk
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:52:25 AM
Scraping the bottom
by DinoBass
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:55:24 AM
Anytime there is a natural disaster in the world
by PixarsSUP
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:55:53 AM
What does "strinking" mean?
by fedrich519
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:05:07 AM
My fucking liver hurts
by Autodidact
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:05:27 AM
Yeah i do. I doubt Emmerich does
by Knobules
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:06:11 AM
Is it true that an avatar trailer comes out today?
by Sardonic
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:07:41 AM
d.vader
by mynemaborat
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:10:07 AM
So much bullshit attributed to the Mayans
by V'Shael
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:17:33 AM
YEHH FED
by KILLALITRE
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:32:45 AM
First image
by twisted_lullaby
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:40:10 AM
"Prophesizes" IS a word you idiot!
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:52:32 AM
DerLanghaarige
by just pillow talk
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:56:49 AM
Prohpesizes IS a word...
by rfid
Jul 23rd, 2009
12:03:37 PM
KosherWookie
by rfid
Jul 23rd, 2009
12:04:38 PM
Kinda reminds me of Noah's Ark
by My_IQ_is_135
Jul 23rd, 2009
12:09:30 PM
Prophesizes IS a word....
by D.Vader
Jul 23rd, 2009
12:19:27 PM
Movie
by Embeedeuce
Jul 23rd, 2009
12:31:02 PM
rfid...
by KosherWookie
Jul 23rd, 2009
12:45:06 PM
Is this the sequel to 2010?
by AzulTool
Jul 23rd, 2009
12:52:55 PM
PFFFT. Shit like this happens on a daily basis on Dragon Ball Z
by turketron_2
Jul 23rd, 2009
12:55:56 PM
Emmerich has a hard-on for killing Manhattan
by YackBacker
Jul 23rd, 2009
12:58:11 PM
@Movie
by DonRivella
Jul 23rd, 2009
12:59:45 PM
HERE IT COMES...
by uberman
Jul 23rd, 2009
01:10:09 PM
Y2K Sequel!!! YAY!
by Tell_Your_Mom_I_Said_Hi
Jul 23rd, 2009
01:17:07 PM
Saying Emmerich is like Uwe
by nechyv
Jul 23rd, 2009
01:22:06 PM
You Notice That All Movies Look The Same Nowadays
by MANZILLA
Jul 23rd, 2009
01:29:21 PM
Awesome trailer!
by coosawatchie
Jul 23rd, 2009
01:36:16 PM
Boring....
by knowthyself
Jul 23rd, 2009
01:43:17 PM
Emmerich wants so badly to BE Michael Bay
by knowthyself
Jul 23rd, 2009
01:45:11 PM
silliness
by altoandando
Jul 23rd, 2009
01:45:59 PM
Steve Alten's novel "Domain"...
by HB_Dad
Jul 23rd, 2009
01:46:38 PM
Wrong director for this project
by Logan_1973
Jul 23rd, 2009
02:01:37 PM
"We Were Warned"...Why not just say "Happy Now?"
by YotzVonFrelnik
Jul 23rd, 2009
02:11:21 PM
HAHAH! "who cares, avatar is fucking our eyeballs like it's 197
by jbsteed13
Jul 23rd, 2009
02:24:13 PM
The trailer gives away all the cool stuff
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 23rd, 2009
02:35:46 PM
FEEEEUUUCK ROLAND EMMERICH!
by AzulTool
Jul 23rd, 2009
02:51:14 PM
The stretch marks on that chicks stomach are more
by Stabby
Jul 23rd, 2009
02:57:35 PM
A Note: The Mayans did say that the world would end
by Stabby
Jul 23rd, 2009
03:00:59 PM
Nostrodamas said that Michael Bay would destroy
by Stabby
Jul 23rd, 2009
03:02:22 PM
Well, hopefully Uwe Boll has a movie coming out soon
by in6087
Jul 23rd, 2009
03:16:41 PM
The Actual Apocalypse Will Probably Be Boring
by LaserPants
Jul 23rd, 2009
03:31:00 PM
Nostrildumbass Predicted Some Bad Stuff Would Happen
by LaserPants
Jul 23rd, 2009
03:31:48 PM
Worst Directors working today
by Stabby
Jul 23rd, 2009
03:47:37 PM
WORLD TRADE CENTER
by punito2k3
Jul 23rd, 2009
03:49:56 PM
Those are random buildings jerkoff
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 23rd, 2009
03:58:54 PM
DEFINITELY WTC DOUCHEBAG
by punito2k3
Jul 23rd, 2009
04:01:47 PM
IF THE MAYANS SAID IT, IT MUST BE TRUE!
by uberman
Jul 23rd, 2009
04:06:53 PM
God, what a dumb movie.
by kirttrik
Jul 23rd, 2009
04:25:08 PM
Fuck Roland Emmerich and his movies
by AsimovLives
Jul 23rd, 2009
04:42:42 PM
2012 IT'S A DISASTER!!!
by Orionsangels
Jul 23rd, 2009
05:02:51 PM
Awful!
by Cl_Kilgore
Jul 23rd, 2009
05:05:23 PM
Wow, Asimov...
by TedKordLives
Jul 23rd, 2009
05:11:03 PM
Mayans were great astronomers
by Aphex Twin
Jul 23rd, 2009
05:17:04 PM
An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to
by Dolmes
Jul 23rd, 2009
05:32:35 PM
How do you survive the end of the world?
by Dolmes
Jul 23rd, 2009
05:33:20 PM
TedKordLives
by AsimovLives
Jul 23rd, 2009
05:33:32 PM
Not very final is it?
by Dolmes
Jul 23rd, 2009
05:34:45 PM
Remember when you pay 10 dollars to see this shit...
by otm shank
Jul 23rd, 2009
05:41:35 PM
otm shank
by AsimovLives
Jul 23rd, 2009
05:47:34 PM
Oh man Asimov
by TedKordLives
Jul 23rd, 2009
05:59:54 PM
And
by TedKordLives
Jul 23rd, 2009
06:01:57 PM
When will this Director
by MajorFrontbum
Jul 23rd, 2009
06:05:51 PM
MANZILLA I totally agree with you
by SisterSpooky
Jul 23rd, 2009
06:17:23 PM
Better to use prophesies
by growltiger
Jul 23rd, 2009
06:50:53 PM
maybe
by frank cotton
Jul 23rd, 2009
08:23:26 PM
I thought I saw a preview for this LAST summer
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 23rd, 2009
08:34:19 PM
@JackNF
by CaptainBass
Jul 23rd, 2009
08:51:14 PM
Thank God that a Black man will be president in 2012!
by Fareal
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:01:14 PM
growltiger
by rfid
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:07:09 PM
rfid: prophesies, prophesying, prophesized
by growltiger
Jul 24th, 2009
01:30:53 AM
Doh! prophesied not prophesized
by growltiger
Jul 24th, 2009
01:43:03 AM
Well...
by Triple_J_72
Jul 24th, 2009
02:47:22 AM
hmm very arty!
by Potatino
Jul 24th, 2009
02:51:41 AM
Actually, apparently Emmerich can get it up.
by Pig_Ignorant
Jul 24th, 2009
04:20:51 AM
Roland - Where are my nuclear exploding zombies
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jul 24th, 2009
05:34:55 AM
TedKordLives
by AsimovLives
Jul 24th, 2009
06:13:42 AM
SisterSpooky
by AsimovLives
Jul 24th, 2009
06:15:41 AM
tortune = torture
by AsimovLives
Jul 24th, 2009
06:19:39 AM
They have a massive poster of this at my local cinema
by kendragon
Jul 24th, 2009
08:07:56 AM
I prophesize that 2012 the movie will be shit
by AsimovLives
Jul 24th, 2009
08:30:24 AM
Emmerich = shitty movie
by jawsfan
Jul 24th, 2009
08:55:33 AM
jawsfan
by AsimovLives
Jul 24th, 2009
09:03:35 AM
I really hope that there is a...
by MajorFrontbum
Jul 25th, 2009
02:56:47 AM

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