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LebowskiTRON!!
Merrick here...
This isn't exactly "news" as much as a nerdy, Geeky, sploogasmic portent of coolness. Here's a message setting up the picture:
I attended Lebowski Fest here in Seattle last night and it was great, man. The Dude made a special "satellite appearance", apologizing for not making it since he's up in Canada doing that whole Tron revival thing. I didn't watch my friends die face down in the muck to let this picture go unviewed, so I present it to you.
Calmer than you are,
Walter Sobchak
And, here's said picture from Walter:
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and FIRST FUCKERS!
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Not to be confused with KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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July 22, 2009, 10:10 a.m. CST
See? I managed two AICN Cliches in one post!
by The_Floating_Skull_of_Robert_Loggia
All I needed was something about a bomb in a ribcage and I'd have hit the trifecta!
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But what I really want to see is the Tron Bong. You KNOW he's got one.
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But I can't wait to see what they show for Tron.
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How about throwing in the old Kurt Russel laughing shtick. Or a touch of GORDON HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS WIFE?
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No-one outside of hard-core movie/geek sites has really heard of AVATAR. In fact, one of my best friends who is pretty into both sci-fi and movies knew nothing of it till I mentioned it.
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Just don't pee on the rug
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Exactly, nobody has heard of Avatar except hard-core film geeks.
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They peed on my grid!
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They never should've got rid of me.
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In one graph you say "new film (which might not look so great from what we're seeing)" and later you say " So far, folks' impressions have been very, very, very favorable."<p>So which is it?
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July 22, 2009, 10:34 a.m. CST
Yes agreement here too regarding Avatar...
by judge dredds fresh undies
So fucking sick of people bitching about 'hype.' There has been none. Some people are very very excited about it, if that is somehow going to kill the movie for you, you're a fucktard, so please stop fucking whinging.
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Maybe even your granddaddy. <br> <br> Based on that photo, Jeff Bridges is officially in the phase of his career when he can take all the "crazy old coot" roles. The sweater is the clincher.
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Yes. Awful writing there, I think Merrick was referring to Bridges wearing the old style Tron head gear.
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And I can't wait. Two viral sites went live. Nice, but not enough. Not nearly enough.<br><br> http://www.flynnlives.com/ <br><br> http://www.homeoftron.com/ <br><br>Whee! TROOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!
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Look. This... is all a mistake. I'm just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I can't play these video games!
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It's like Tron abides, man. Great stuff there.
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...but he should prepare himself for when the real hype begins after Thursday.<P>Everyone better look the fuck out.
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July 22, 2009, 10:41 a.m. CST
On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy.
by kevinwillis.net
This is it. Come on. Gold-3 to Gold-2 and 1. I'm getting out of here right now, and you guys are invited.
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...but it sure smells good!
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July 22, 2009, 10:42 a.m. CST
My friends, my fellow conscripts, we have scored. I feel so much
by kevinwillis.net
"Meanwhile, the kids are putting eight million quarters A WEEK into Paranoids machines. I don't see a dime except what I squeeze out of here." <br><br>Seriously, I love that quote. That's the story of my life. And that's why I love Tron.
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July 22, 2009, 10:58 a.m. CST
Gravity. The atomic mass unit. The speed of light in a vaccum.
by Darth Busey
One more universal constant: Jeff Bridges has fantastic fucking hair.
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I like the picture. I'm just saying this post didn't start out with a red-square around it...
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word, yo.
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I know exactly what this is a picture of. its in the real world, showing bridges' character wearing some of the merchandise that has made him money since returning from the first movie. I cant tell if thats what you were insinuating with the "returns via jiffy SFX" or whatever. But I believe thats what this photo is.
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I mean, in the interest of geek accuracy and all.
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Well, that explains everything!
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Seeing double? This is funny, funny stuff. That pic is pure gold! Thanks, Merrick.
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is that what people are saying? because i thought it was just footage from his video message. but its funny seeing all the hoopla and jumping to conclusions the hat is causing.
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July 22, 2009, 11:31 a.m. CST
Don't forget to show your friends the NEW AVATAR POSTER!
by Trannyformers_Apologist
<P> http://i28.tinypic.com/2d2789.jpg <P>Be sure to provide safety glasses for their eyes.
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As much as I love the original TRON, much as I still love my old Odyssey 2 video game system, a TRON re-make might not work so well today. Computer tech was cutting edge technology back in the day; now it's commonplace. The first movie was weak on plot, this one can't afford to be. Should be interesting though, I hope.
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July 22, 2009, 11:47 a.m. CST
Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
by Coughlins Laws
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
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you are doing my fucking head in with your crappy link in every single talkback. give it a rest, man.
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You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." <p> The Dude: Jesus. <p> You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. <p> <p> Classic
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You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." <p> The Dude: Jesus. <p> You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. <p> <p> Classic
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I didn't know he was such a TRON man. I feel your pain, my friend. I do feel your pain. I must see this new film NOW!!! YESTERDAY!! And this pic is just... bliss. Can't wait til the little lady gets home so I can show it to her. She's gonna fuckin' die. Heheh.
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come on, you're being very un-dude. they'll call back.
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July 22, 2009, 12:04 p.m. CST
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend.
by YackBacker
I'm just helping her conceive, man!
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July 22, 2009, 12:07 p.m. CST
This..is...how..it...feels..to...be...FUCKED..up..the..ass!
by future help
Love Lebowski!
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there is an unspoken message here. it's "FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" <p>yeah, i'll be at practice.
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Like the first one.
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it really tied the room together.
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"Okay, to be clear, I don't believe current Bridges actually wears the old-style video grid helmets in the new film (which might not look so great from what we're seeing). I believe dat hat's reserved for Bridges' Clu character, who returns from the first movie via jiffy cool SFX techniques."
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and Fuck your eyes. <p> That bloated overhyped piece of shit cartoon film will tank on a Watchmen/Wolverine/Terminator level of bombing. <p> Like I said before, I liked it better whenh it was called Final Fantasy: The Spirit Within. <p> Fuck Avatar. It's DOA.
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Nice to see him that sweater.
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Seriously, I don't get it. All of the AICN posts from the top on down (alllllll the way down, past the basement, down to sea-level, and keep digging and you'll reach Merrick's level of taste, if you catch my drift) are all like, "OMG, this is the geek-fantasy I've waited for!" and "This'll appeal to HARDCORE TRON GEEKS!" Hardcore Tron geeks? Are you fucking kidding me? Terrible movie, there is a reason it bombed.
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Imagine if you were able to just whip out The Dude whenever you liked. Show up at parties as The Duder... man, the power Bridges possesses is staggering.
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July 22, 2009, 1:10 p.m. CST
"What's cool about these reactions is they're coning from hardco
by Larry Sellers
Oh good because objective opinion has no place in Tr2n. And there's nothing spoilerish or news. This is just an "I can't wait!" post. C'mon.
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July 22, 2009, 1:14 p.m. CST
That keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh domestic, yo
by Vladimir_Ilyich_Ulyanov
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What's coning?
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...just like all the guys 2 years ago, proclaiming: "You'll see - HD-DVD will win this format war and Blu-Ray won't be more than a footnote. People won't even remember that shit in 5 years time."
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July 22, 2009, 1:36 p.m. CST
Have you guys seen the short version of the Big Lebowski?
by LlGHTST0RMER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqtgfjkB6Pg&feature=channel_page <p> (minus any spaces, of course.)
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'I'm the Walrus' Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
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Very much looking forward to the TRON sequel. I liked the first one, but this sequel sounds like all kinds of awesome/nuts. And that photo is priceless.
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July 22, 2009, 1:54 p.m. CST
As a Kid, The ONLY thing that was "cool" about Tron....
by theycallmemrtibbs
Was the light cycles.... That's it, The rest of that movie was shit. For people to be sitting back waiting for a sequel 20 something years later is perplexing. <p> Since 1982 I have watched Raiders of the Lost Ark, Escape from New York, E.T, Videodrome, Blade Runner and the Last Starfighter over a thousand times each. Fucking Tron, ZERO. <p> Why? Because it was not that good. It was a movie where the effects dominated and the characters were pushed to the side. <p> True you can give it brownie points for being "revolutionary" but other than that, I don't get it. A Simpsons Halloween episode summed up Tron perfectly, nobody but Homer remembered it.
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again following Gran Torino, but seeing Mr. Bridges reminded me of their teaming in Thunderbolt And Lightfoot, and how cool would it be to see them teamed up again onscreen. Maybe two old crooks setting up one last job...
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Oh, the usual. I play Space Paranoids. Light cycle around. The occasional acid flashback.
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Shut the fuck up donny!
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This Master Control will not stand, man!
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Really ties the room together...
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i dont have to list his films. not that the dude will care one way or another(he'll just use it as his bowling pin), but it's high time to show respect i think. he's the last great actor in hollywood who still doesnt own the trophy.
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Peter Jurasik's first role with Boxleitner. Sure, he had to wait a while to team up with Boxleitner again, but it was worth the wait.
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looks bloody fantastic
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Outside of the religious and political allegories, it is pretty clunky. The acting styles of Bruce Boxleitner and Cindy Morgan? Okay she was hotter than hell in Caddyshack, but acting? Jeff Bridges was pretty cornball at times, also. David Warner...well, David Warner can stand in a pile of shit and still shine. And it did have Wendy Carlos' score. It WAS a fun movie for its time, but I think it wanted so hard to be taken seriously.
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Greetings, programs!
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July 22, 2009, 3:21 p.m. CST
Say waht you want about Tron, but it's still an ethos, amirite?
by Billyeveryteen
That rug really tied the grid together.
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"Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!"
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that picture is so fucking cool its ridiculous....The man gets cooler as he gets older.....He should play Jerry Garcia in the biopic
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of being the only guy in the world who can go grocery shopping at 3 in the afternoon in his boxers and a bathrobe and still look cool.
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a contestant named Sarah gave props to THE BIG LEBOWSKI. if the new film is half as good as TRON 2.0, frank is gonna love it. 'I've got a little challenge for you, Sark - a new recruit. He's a tough case, but I want him treated in the usual manner. Train him for the games... let him hope for a while... and blow him away.'
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It was just dumb and it confounds me all the sheep who think it's the greatest thing ever. What retards.
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While watching TBL a while back, I thought of a movie about three guys dressed as The Dude, Walter and Donny at a Lebowski fest, who get entangled in an adventure that mirrors, to a degree, the movie...and I wasn't smoking a thing, I swear.
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Name some of your favorite comedies of all time.
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Myself, I don't think there's a single line in that movie that isn't quotable. Just about every bit of dialogue in the whole script makes for a great reference joke. Just my opinion. Man.
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"that's just uhh...like, uhh, you're opinion, man.." Classic, all douchebags who say otherwise need to STFU.
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Sorry, didn't see your post, you beat me to the quote, lol.
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Or whatever it is. Is it a sweater? A robe? I dunno, but whatever it is, it's cool that Bridges apparently still has it!
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I love you, Walter, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddam moron!
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Try disguising yourself as something other than a sour, patronizing kiljoy. A little civility goes a long on way on this planet.
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alienindisguise must be an Eagles fan.
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Eight year olds.
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It's not quite as bad as the Tron 2.0 video game which came out years ago. I remember playing a demo of that and being fairly disappointed.
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The Demo was so so, but they actually spent a great deal of time fixing what people had complained about. It has a very good story for a video game ( yeah you've got to turn up the suspension of disbelief dial a little ) , but the gae is challenging and very faithful to the tron universe... actually I was extremely impressed how they adapted the tron universe for the modern internet etc...
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...he wore almost 30 years ago. You guys are easy to please.
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"what do you need that for dude?"<p><p>"Phones ringing dude."
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"Believe me dude, there are ways. You don't wanna know...I'll get you a toe by three o'clock today. With nail polish."
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...In his crotch, freaks out and crashes his light bike into a dumpster.<p> Classic.
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July 23, 2009, 12:47 a.m. CST
The Big Lebowski Is One Of The Greatest Films Ever Made
by Media Messiah
It is truly brilliant!!! I expected over praised trash, and I was fortunate to witness a modern classic.
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That was me ... and six other guys.
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Speaking of Jeff, I wrote an unsolicited script for a Starman sequel back in 1998. It was my first script and I quit college to finish it. It’s been gathering dust ever since. I sent it to Jeff Bridges and John carpenter, although I would prefer if Carpenter didn’t direct a sequel. I wrote some good f/x sequences and some interesting characters. I’m pretty sure I’ll never be involved, but I’d to see the f/x scene from the beach being incorporated, (Jeff’s manager Neil will know the one, totally plagiarised from another movie, but it would look great on film today). If anyone has any questions, email me at hansenfilm@yahoo.ie and I’ll answer them. (Although I won’t give away any plot points. And yes there is a son and indeed, I actually have the perfect casting suggestion!!
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I don't think that is the correct nomenclature, dude.
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How the hell can it be, like, a year later and they STILL haven't put that clip from the comic con up in GLORIOUS Quicktime, yet? With HD and all that stuff? Or how about You Tube? Or fuckin' ANYWHERE! Its a crime, man, its a crime. <br><Br> This oversight will not stand, man!
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Buckle your seat belts!
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'nuff said.
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The Church of the Latter-Day Dude<p> http://www.dudeism.com
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZbkncIkl4c<p> Minus any spaces, of course.
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