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Harry has seen G.I. JOE - and is looking forward to seeing it again!

A few weeks ago, I got a voice mail from Stephen Sommers that took me to task for calling VAN HELSING ridiculously goofy retarded fun. He remembered that I gave VAN HELSING a positive review – but if you go back and you look at that review – I talk about Saturday Morning Cartoons, about the sugary confections one must consume to get your brain to the hyper-mental glee state that was necessary to enjoy Saturday Morning Universal Monsters. And while Sommers and I haven’t spoken since that voice mail, if I were to talk to him – I’d say… “What’s wrong with goofy retarded fun, I like it, but I can admit that it’s got goofy retarded fun in it.” And if he asked what was goofily retarded… I’d point out FRANKENSTEIN’s Monster SWINGING. The very definition of goofy retarded fun.

G.I. JOE is not VAN HELSING. It is also not the MUMMY films, nor is it DEEP RISING. In fact, it is very much Sommers’ most fun film and possibly his best work to date.

G.I. JOE starts off with a flashback to an early ancestor of Christopher Eccleston’s character – who got spanked pretty seriously for being dead set on fulfilling his family’s right to… “TAKE OVER THE WORLD”. Actually, it’s never really stated like that – and honestly, I’m not a real fan of this flashback.

That said, when we flash forward to “The Not Too Distant Future” - we meet Channing Tatum’s DUKE and Marlon Wayans’ RIPCORD. Now… I have to confess, I was terrified of these two. I’d seen Tatum in two films that I haven’t liked this year – and the first, FIGHTING – I outright hated him. GENERATION KILL was the only thing I was holding on to really. And Marlon Wayans. Oh God. If Jar Jar were a real live human, he would be Marlon Wayans. And yes, I’m aware that I like Jar Jar, but that doesn’t mean I want EXTENDED TIME WITH HIM CONSTANTLY. I was terrified by Marlon Wayans’ presence.

Well, when we get introduced to these two, they’re heading up a military convoy guarding 4 crazy dangerous high tech Gort bugs that eat everything, sort of like a warhead with miniature me’s in them. Anyway, they haven’t been weaponized yet, but Duke’s elite special forces team in 3 big Humvee things and backed up with two Apache helicopters are heading to some unknown location… When the BAD GUYS strike – led by The Baroness.

Now – this opening sequence, it is actually kind of intensely scary, but in a VERY COOL WAY! Essentially, the pre-Cobra flying ship comes swooping in, using some energy weapon to completely wipe out the Apaches – and laying scorched Earth pimp slapping of the Humvees. This ship swats the missiles fired at it out of the skies. This one segment of the film, tonally, is just so much fun. Because when you’re the best trained American Soldier… getting your ass handed to you by an enemy that makes your weapon systems seem like Bow & Arrows… that’s a new situation.

Duke has history with the Baroness in this film, don’t remember that in the series, but hey… Spock is fucking Uhura – at least they’re not treating these characters like the plastic Eunichs from which this all sprung. Duke is saved by SNAKE EYES, SCARLETT and HEAVY DUTY, who drive off the Pre-Cobras.

Before we get too much further – I have to say, I’m not a huge fan of the GI JOE cartoons, the comics were better, but the toys were incredibly fun to play with. I’ve been watching the toons recently – as I was sent the entire series of GI JOE and TRANSFORMERS a couple of weeks back – and there’s a lot of fun in the JOE cartoons, but the idea of no fatalities, the extremely corny dialogue and non-stop puns and cheesy dialogue. Well, it didn’t age as well as I had hoped.

I was expecting this movie to be far more jokey, tons of cheese and really serious eye-rolling while groaning. Instead, what I got was a fairly straight adaptation of the script, which I always thought would work as a serviceable all-ages GI JOE movie. Although, this is a bit more violent than I was expecting. Blades can cut, death does happen in this universe, but it isn’t anything out of whack with the rating. I don’t believe there’s any foul language – and all flirtation is kept in very good tastes (ahem, BAY!)

After that opening intro to the JOES and Pre-Cobras – Duke and Ripcord are taken to “THE PIT” aka GI JOE Headquarters. Which, in the not too distant future is in Egypt. Guess all this Middle East stuff works out. Anyway, THE PIT is crazy gadget cool. You know how in the comics – there were those CUT AWAY maps that showed you where various things happened. The elevator ride down to where their orientation and induction into the ranks of GI JOE… well, it is like the most inflated cool Q scene in a Bond film.

As Ripcord and Duke get tested – you get to see them doing all manners of cool JOE drills. And honestly – I could’ve just spent the entire first movie just training with these characters in THE PIT. There’s so much cool stuff in there – and as it is – we just get an extended whirlwind through it all.

Now how “goofy” is the tech of the film? It really isn’t. As a geek, I read about as many military inventions and crazy tech as I can get my hands on. So their INVISIBLE SUIT – I read that story last year in the papers. The accelerator suits, the Army has absolutely been heading in that direction. Energy weapons? Yup, they’re working on it. So this NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE – I give it to them. And as any dog tag wearing JOE freak will attest, there’s so much tech that didn’t exist in just about every episode. That’s what I loved.

The other aspect of JOE that Duke and Ripcord get introduced to is the conceit that GI JOE is made up of the best soldiers from around the world. That was another of my favorite aspects of GI JOE. The only real problem that I have with the film is some of the design conceits. It’s almost like HASBRO ordered them to disregard all of that, so they’d have a whole new line of figures to sell. I’ve given the JOE redesign a lot of thought – and there’s a part of me that kinda agrees that it’d look a little VILLAGE PEOPLE to go with their original looks. That Scarlett has red hair and that Cover Girl was HOT – and HEAVY DUTY was no nonsense and BREAKER was cool… I was happy. SNAKE EYES – I’m still not sold on the molded look, but what Ray Park does in that suit… it’s crazy cool.

The design problems bugged me in advance on the COBRA side. In the script, I got that they were essentially doing the COBRA origin story. It isn’t till the end of the film that COBRA is actually born. So… Hopefully – if this film succeeds, as it should, we’ll get a sequel with the correct Cobra uniforms… I love that blue.

In my opinion this is a vastly superior adaptation than either of the TRANSFORMERS movies. For one, this really is a GI JOE story, not a story of a teenager with grandpa’s glasses. Here, the world is in peril in a coherent way. It isn’t just MEGATRON on a building screaming insults at a boy. But these bad guys, they seriously want to rule the world, not give life to Mountain Dew machines.

Now where there will be a divide on GI JOE is here. The fans that want a “hardcore badass GI JOE, where SNAKE EYES slips out of a shadow to slit a character’s throat as he goes all DEADPOOL-mime style through hordes of Cobra ‘red shirts’ – well, that ain’t happening here.

This film attempts to tightrope walk between that and something that is accessible to kids – and if you have a kid around the age of 9, he’ll come out of this movie like a raving lunatic. There are so many cool things that any boy that has ever turned a cardboard box into a Mach 8 vehicle or an underground drilling assault vehicle, or some permutation of those badass Drop vehicles from ALIENS… it is here. The energy weapons and what they do is crazy cool. The SHARKS (underwater vehicles) are also crazy cool. There’s a lot of that sort of thing in the film. This is the antidote for people going through gadget needs after the relaunch of JAMES BOND. Here, there’s so much coolness – that if you’re a tech-fetishist – you’re likely to smile really big.

They do delve into the whole SNAKE EYES and STORM SHADOW origin – via their childhoods training to be the men they become. Watching those kids beat the tar out of each other was pretty damn awesome – and had the least obvious CG – and just looked cool!

I’m not a particular fan of Joseph Gordon-Levitt here – mainly due to how Snidely Whiplash he is in the final act, but I do like Christopher Eccleston, and yes – he gets what you want to him to look like, but not till the very end.

There’s tons of cameos here. Lots of former Sommers performers. The only one really missing was Rachel Weisz. Dennis Quaid is a grit and smile General Hawk. Arnold Vosloo as the awesome Zartan is used sparingly, but I’m betting he plays more in the future of this series.

You know that Paris, accelerator suit stuff you’ve seen in trailers? Well, you’ve seen Slow Motion stuff. When the Accelerator suits are going in real time… oh my god, they’re so crazy fun. The way stuff goes boom, the wanton destruction, the cars that go flying… It really makes you want one. The motion is almost impossible not to giggle at – and by the end of the destructive run – I was laughing like a kid. It was so fun.

It was very much just a chase scene, but unlike any that I’ve seen. It was just crazy to watch. I can’t imagine how much loss of life is going on in this chase. All I know is it was so bad, that France has banned the JOES involved from setting foot on French soil. But Man, what a way to get banned, that’d be so much fun.

This isn’t an exact translation, but there feels like more of the spirit at play, than there was in the TRANSFORMERS movies. GI JOE doesn’t take itself deathly seriously. These guys are gung ho for stopping the bad guys, the bad guys want to blow shit up and kill people – and they do it in crazy future tech ways.

Though the scariest thing that I’ve ever seen is the concept of Mr Dark as U.S. President! Really? They elected Peron as President of the United States? Jesus that’s scary.

I was really stunned watching the film. If you’re not at least feeling this movie working after the first action sequence – there’s probably little hope for you, but to me – getting to tour JOE HQ, getting to try out new JOE tech, a crazy awesome trial run in Paris that goes huge big, then Pre-Cobra Command assault. The last act follows action in multiple locales, but while it does require that you pay attention, I really enjoyed it.

But ya know what? It IS a G.I. JOE movie and it was pretty damn cool! What makes it cool is that these are still men and women operating amazing technology that WE created ( moderately fictitiously) and that isn’t GIVEN by Aliens, Future Beings, etc. That’s what makes it cool, that and the notion that we work with a Global coalition of cool folks that are capable of crazy awesome with this stuff.

That was the dream of the G.I.JOE relaunch. Now that a lot of “HISTORY” is out of the way – hopefully the films will be unencumbered by explaining the history and we can just have JOES and COBRAS beating the boogery snot out of one another.

Of the BIG live action SUMMER films – this is one that you should have quite a bit of fun with. But now I’m really curious how hardcore JOE geeks react – along with noobs. I do know that my Commie Liberal sister (if you think I’m liberal, you really have no idea how conservative I am by comparison) – she went in wanting to hate it as Militaristic Propaganda to program our youth to “Go JOE” – but instead she came out loving how science fiction it was. How it really departs from the here and now. This is a pretty wild ride through a kinda hopeful not too distant future. More science fiction than military or war. Here's hoping we get to see S.H.I.E.L.D. vs A.I.M.!!!

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I will give it a look
by toadkillerdog
Jul 20th, 2009
07:41:53 PM

by Baltrius
Jul 20th, 2009
07:42:38 PM
I'm Sure it Sucks
by grievenom
Jul 20th, 2009
07:43:26 PM
Would you please...
by Baltrius
Jul 20th, 2009
07:43:41 PM
HARRY LIKES IT, IT MUST BE SHIT
by kgerm
Jul 20th, 2009
07:43:50 PM
Harry did you ever read the G.I Joe book that had no words?
by toadkillerdog
Jul 20th, 2009
07:45:54 PM
so...it doesn't suck?
by GLENN_THE_TOOL
Jul 20th, 2009
07:46:07 PM
Let the Ranting on Harry's poor taste begin....
by benlinus
Jul 20th, 2009
07:47:22 PM
GENERATION KILL reference?
by Mullah Omar
Jul 20th, 2009
07:47:53 PM
Lube up, Harry.
by AzulTool
Jul 20th, 2009
07:49:15 PM
FIRST
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Jul 20th, 2009
07:49:15 PM
WHAT? HE LIKED IT?!!! AND HE HATED TRANSFORMERS?!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 20th, 2009
07:49:43 PM
Generation Kill
by jgrantt18
Jul 20th, 2009
07:50:12 PM
As good as The Spirit? Or Twilight? Or Mummy 3?
by Nickn328
Jul 20th, 2009
07:50:39 PM
GI JOE = SCIENCE FICTION?!?!
by Mullah Omar
Jul 20th, 2009
07:52:42 PM
SOUNDS TERRIBLE
by Mr Spork
Jul 20th, 2009
07:53:15 PM
lockesbrokenleg
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
07:54:41 PM
STOP GIVING STEPHEN SOMMERS MONEY!
by landosystem
Jul 20th, 2009
07:54:47 PM
So you didn't like Public Enemies?
by Nickn328
Jul 20th, 2009
07:54:59 PM
lol Sommers got mad at the one guy who liked Van Helsing
by milesdyson
Jul 20th, 2009
07:55:03 PM
Tell me more about Cobra
by InstantClassic
Jul 20th, 2009
07:55:05 PM
White Goodman
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
07:57:36 PM
Harry.
by Mr Soze
Jul 20th, 2009
07:58:28 PM
Nickn328
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
07:58:28 PM
InstantClassic
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
07:59:08 PM
Soze
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
07:59:22 PM
soze, but
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
07:59:46 PM
could be cool. i have hope for this.
by Warcraft
Jul 20th, 2009
07:59:58 PM
What about that motarded slo mo combat suit
by toadkillerdog
Jul 20th, 2009
08:02:04 PM
I guess seeing Snake-Eyes.
by Mr Soze
Jul 20th, 2009
08:02:49 PM
Hmm, liked Van Helsing and Jar Jar Binks
by IHEARTLOSERS
Jul 20th, 2009
08:02:51 PM
Question about Snake Eyes
by milesdyson
Jul 20th, 2009
08:02:52 PM
Hmm, liked Van Helsing and Jar Jar Binks
by IHEARTLOSERS
Jul 20th, 2009
08:02:53 PM
Nice
by GINGE_MUPPET
Jul 20th, 2009
08:03:15 PM
Channing Tatum was great in
by slimballs
Jul 20th, 2009
08:04:22 PM
nice review, harry.
by RedHorseVector
Jul 20th, 2009
08:05:30 PM
Well, now we know...
by Reaver Chow
Jul 20th, 2009
08:07:20 PM
Harry has the director
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
Jul 20th, 2009
08:07:54 PM
Harry, thank you for your outstanding Public Enemies review.
by Traumnovelle
Jul 20th, 2009
08:07:59 PM
Let us pray.
by Mr Soze
Jul 20th, 2009
08:08:06 PM
The director has Harry's phone number? positive review?? SHOCK
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
Jul 20th, 2009
08:08:45 PM
The director has Harry's phone number? positive review?? SHOCK
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
Jul 20th, 2009
08:08:46 PM
I'm still having trouble...
by ScottinDC
Jul 20th, 2009
08:09:29 PM
Harry remember that cred you got for the TF2 review
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jul 20th, 2009
08:10:57 PM
The hype has offically killed Avatar for me
by StarchildAD
Jul 20th, 2009
08:13:33 PM
"But ya know what...?"
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
Jul 20th, 2009
08:14:04 PM
It was "Yo Joe!".
by Shermdawg
Jul 20th, 2009
08:14:36 PM
Pleeeeeease...don't forget BIG LOB for the sequel!!!!!!!!!!!
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 20th, 2009
08:15:14 PM
Its not just Harry ...
by GINGE_MUPPET
Jul 20th, 2009
08:15:33 PM
you like jar jar
by whoisthismuaddib
Jul 20th, 2009
08:15:36 PM
How can I take this review seriously when...
by Lucasblows
Jul 20th, 2009
08:15:59 PM
Harry..you didnt tell us how you saw this..
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
Jul 20th, 2009
08:18:37 PM
1987 G.I. Joe movie = Greatest intro ever.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 20th, 2009
08:18:39 PM
Is there a Flint, Lady Jaye, or Wild Bill cameo?
by Shermdawg
Jul 20th, 2009
08:18:57 PM
NEEDS GIANT ROBOTS
by Sal_Bando
Jul 20th, 2009
08:21:54 PM
This review was written by Harry who admits he likes Jar Jar
by toadkillerdog
Jul 20th, 2009
08:23:17 PM
So PUBLIC ENEMIES is MEH and G.I. JOE is GOOD?
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 20th, 2009
08:24:03 PM
BIG LOB saved the entire G.I. Joe team in the '87 movie...
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 20th, 2009
08:24:27 PM
This is my G.I. JOE Review/Breakdown.
by BloodRedthe1st
Jul 20th, 2009
08:25:03 PM
How can you not enjoy the cartoon when it included BIG LOB??
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 20th, 2009
08:27:50 PM
I guess CTM1978 got banned? / re: Marlon Wayans
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 20th, 2009
08:30:38 PM
Blood red- try

okay? make paragraphs.
by Sal_Bando

Jul 20th, 2009
08:30:40 PM
< p >
by Sal_Bando
Jul 20th, 2009
08:31:03 PM
Yeah Sal_Bando
by BloodRedthe1st
Jul 20th, 2009
08:31:48 PM
From the trailer
by CherryValance
Jul 20th, 2009
08:32:02 PM
There should be a character (letter) limit on reader talkback
by effector12
Jul 20th, 2009
08:32:17 PM
@ Sal
by BloodRedthe1st
Jul 20th, 2009
08:32:38 PM
i'm losing respect for Harry...
by xDanSolo
Jul 20th, 2009
08:33:08 PM
Jesus Christ Red...
by StarchildAD
Jul 20th, 2009
08:33:38 PM
oh and btw... Jar Jar!??
by xDanSolo
Jul 20th, 2009
08:34:49 PM
Glory Fades
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
08:35:03 PM
HARRY, can I take my 4 yr old son?
by JaviT
Jul 20th, 2009
08:35:32 PM
Finding VEN HELSING even remotely entertaining is unacceptable
by YackBacker
Jul 20th, 2009
08:35:49 PM
Hmmm....
by raiderdodgerfan1
Jul 20th, 2009
08:37:14 PM
What bugs me is that it takes billions of $ for COBRA
by YackBacker
Jul 20th, 2009
08:37:39 PM
Harry, you're online, you're reading this Talkback...
by Traumnovelle
Jul 20th, 2009
08:40:36 PM
Jar Jar
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
08:40:53 PM
James Bond would just go in there and play poker with
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 20th, 2009
08:40:59 PM
That's the longest most detailed review ever
by Gozu
Jul 20th, 2009
08:41:36 PM
Traumnovelle
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
08:42:34 PM
The scar looks cool
by JamieCOTC95
Jul 20th, 2009
08:43:15 PM
Yack
by toadkillerdog
Jul 20th, 2009
08:43:53 PM
"Oh my god crazy fun"
by MattmanReturns
Jul 20th, 2009
08:43:54 PM
xDanSolo
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
08:43:56 PM
Transformers 2 is a big shit
by kershner
Jul 20th, 2009
08:44:26 PM
Gozu
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
08:44:40 PM
Question.
by Juggernaut125
Jul 20th, 2009
08:45:43 PM
No, Harry. You can not love a character for what he
by toadkillerdog
Jul 20th, 2009
08:47:05 PM
Trannyformers 2 makes Gi Joe look like....
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jul 20th, 2009
08:47:06 PM
toadkillerdog, I guess you're right
by YackBacker
Jul 20th, 2009
08:48:00 PM
uh...
by In_Rainbows
Jul 20th, 2009
08:48:13 PM
traumnovelle
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
08:48:33 PM
Thanks for responding.
by Traumnovelle
Jul 20th, 2009
08:48:43 PM
GI Joe is good?
by Orbots Commander
Jul 20th, 2009
08:50:09 PM
So...
by jsm1978
Jul 20th, 2009
08:50:22 PM
What I like about Harry
by Mel_Gibsons_Nazi_Dad
Jul 20th, 2009
08:50:31 PM
Bloodredthe1st
by one_guy_from_andromeda_
Jul 20th, 2009
08:50:41 PM

by jsm1978
Jul 20th, 2009
08:50:43 PM
I NEVER JUMPED ON THE HATEWAGON FOR JOE
by BringingSexyBack
Jul 20th, 2009
08:51:07 PM
Harry, for what it's worth...
by csssgl
Jul 20th, 2009
08:51:13 PM
Sounds like a movie for 9-year olds
by Bass Ackwards
Jul 20th, 2009
08:52:18 PM
In_Rainbows
by HEADGEEK
Jul 20th, 2009
08:53:40 PM
By the way...
by kershner
Jul 20th, 2009
08:54:13 PM
Spoiler
by jsm1978
Jul 20th, 2009
08:54:20 PM
I DON'T LIKE MARLON WAYANS THOUGH
by BringingSexyBack
Jul 20th, 2009
08:54:39 PM
Harry, if you had to pick your favorite movie...
by Orbots Commander
Jul 20th, 2009
08:54:43 PM
To Everyone that reads my Review
by BloodRedthe1st
Jul 20th, 2009
08:55:39 PM
Van Helsing: 'Goofy retarded fun'
by Chuck_Chuckwalla
Jul 20th, 2009
09:01:24 PM
Harry - GI Joe 2 Characters
by th3480
Jul 20th, 2009
09:02:30 PM
@ Harry
by BloodRedthe1st
Jul 20th, 2009
09:02:44 PM
40th Anniversary of lunar landing on Discovery channel
by toadkillerdog
Jul 20th, 2009
09:03:12 PM
P.S. Harry
by th3480
Jul 20th, 2009
09:04:06 PM
HARRY CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER
by BringingSexyBack
Jul 20th, 2009
09:04:10 PM
WHATEVER GINO LOVER
by the Green Gargantua
Jul 20th, 2009
09:06:29 PM
So no one had fun at Transformers?
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 20th, 2009
09:07:11 PM
Harry, I fear the individual characters losing their weight
by jimbojones123
Jul 20th, 2009
09:12:52 PM
Jimbo...
by Shermdawg
Jul 20th, 2009
09:15:30 PM
Are there any rapping Joe characters in it?
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 20th, 2009
09:20:01 PM
HARRY KNOWLES IN "KID AT HEART" REVIEW SHOCKER
by reflecto
Jul 20th, 2009
09:20:55 PM
New adjectives needed, please....
by kuldan
Jul 20th, 2009
09:22:17 PM
One question in regards to....
by Mindworm22
Jul 20th, 2009
09:26:04 PM
Harry, not like GI JOE deserves the depth of argument
by YackBacker
Jul 20th, 2009
09:26:05 PM
Harry likes a film i hate so this film MUST be bad!!!!
by Six Demon Bag
Jul 20th, 2009
09:31:15 PM
One last thing, Harry.
by Traumnovelle
Jul 20th, 2009
09:31:57 PM
for GI JOE 2---
by Six Demon Bag
Jul 20th, 2009
09:32:31 PM
SPOILERS
by YackBacker
Jul 20th, 2009
09:32:41 PM
Public Enemies
by WhoDis
Jul 20th, 2009
09:34:22 PM
Destro needs to go GOLD eventually...
by Six Demon Bag
Jul 20th, 2009
09:34:42 PM
but there were other Public Enemies reviews on this site..
by Six Demon Bag
Jul 20th, 2009
09:36:11 PM
I hated Van Helsing when I first saw it.....
by IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOfPrisonB reak
Jul 20th, 2009
09:36:12 PM
Traumnovelle
by Kief_Ledger
Jul 20th, 2009
09:40:10 PM
Hey Harry Does
by Phategod2
Jul 20th, 2009
09:40:33 PM
Based on the ads and what I have seen
by Continentalop
Jul 20th, 2009
09:41:00 PM
PUBLIC ENEMIES REVIEW???
by StonedWriter88
Jul 20th, 2009
09:43:14 PM
um
by StonedWriter88
Jul 20th, 2009
09:45:03 PM
GI JOE USED TO BE REALISTIC
by uberman
Jul 20th, 2009
09:46:23 PM
still no mention of house of the wolf man on here...
by haters_union
Jul 20th, 2009
09:46:49 PM
Holy shit, people you have to watch this JOE episode
by YackBacker
Jul 20th, 2009
09:48:54 PM
G.I. Joe
by Forsakyn
Jul 20th, 2009
09:49:49 PM
So.....it was CRAZY?
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Jul 20th, 2009
09:52:07 PM
Hear Hear Traumnovelle!!!
by brattyben
Jul 20th, 2009
09:52:46 PM
is there a 'knowing is half the battle' skit?
by dopepope
Jul 20th, 2009
09:53:52 PM
im a new talkbacker
by StonedWriter88
Jul 20th, 2009
09:55:17 PM
I saw Public Enemies. It was pretty damn boring.
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 20th, 2009
09:59:54 PM
Damn Harry...
by Faustous_
Jul 20th, 2009
10:08:36 PM
I'll give it a shot...
by kevinmaguire
Jul 20th, 2009
10:15:04 PM
The Sommers' benchmark is Deep Rising
by SoylentMean
Jul 20th, 2009
10:19:44 PM
Something stinks
by the zapper
Jul 20th, 2009
10:20:24 PM

by blhotz
Jul 20th, 2009
10:22:32 PM
Harrys just a fucking Douche....
by benlinus
Jul 20th, 2009
10:23:56 PM
"Fun Movie" ?
by blhotz
Jul 20th, 2009
10:24:33 PM
Harry's been trying to pump up positive opinion
by reflecto
Jul 20th, 2009
10:25:35 PM
Who wants a body massage?
by TheBlackKnight
Jul 20th, 2009
10:29:03 PM
And did Harry say...
by TheBlackKnight
Jul 20th, 2009
10:29:38 PM
I like fun movies with decent stories but I could care less
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 20th, 2009
10:30:20 PM
Van Helsing was utter shit.
by OutlawsDelejos
Jul 20th, 2009
10:33:09 PM
What the hell was wrong with Emmerich's Godzilla?
by SoylentMean
Jul 20th, 2009
10:33:37 PM
COBRA! COBRA! COBRA! COBRA!
by flipster
Jul 20th, 2009
10:34:57 PM
Godzilla was so fucking terrible
by reflecto
Jul 20th, 2009
10:35:06 PM
Comparing everything to Transformers 2 is a gauge...
by SoylentMean
Jul 20th, 2009
10:35:55 PM
Reflecto, and that Godzilla movie sucked
by SoylentMean
Jul 20th, 2009
10:36:51 PM
Harry, do they ditch those lame suits for the other set pices?
by Raymar
Jul 20th, 2009
10:45:58 PM
Terminator Salv was 50 x the movie Van Helsing was
by quantize
Jul 20th, 2009
10:52:30 PM
As a poster on AICN said about Van Helsing.
by hallmitchell
Jul 20th, 2009
10:53:51 PM
G.I. JOE jumped the shark when Hasbro shrunk his ass to 8"!
by Drunken Busboy
Jul 20th, 2009
10:55:20 PM
Well Harry, you convinced me...
by superfleish76
Jul 20th, 2009
10:56:20 PM
Harry, your recent reviews have gotten better.
by #1 Zero
Jul 20th, 2009
10:58:50 PM
I personally think Matt Damon or Di Caprio
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 20th, 2009
11:02:55 PM
I like it when Harry defends himself...
by quantize
Jul 20th, 2009
11:04:03 PM
Harry, Can you retire the word "Tonally"?
by GoodTimeBobby
Jul 20th, 2009
11:04:36 PM
Untitled Channing Tatum Project
by Series7
Jul 20th, 2009
11:05:03 PM
Crazy Cool Crazy Cool Crazy Cool
by JediTray
Jul 20th, 2009
11:09:31 PM
I know!
by JediTray
Jul 20th, 2009
11:10:48 PM
So, what movies did Harry give positive review for that sucked b
by Mahaloth
Jul 20th, 2009
11:10:49 PM
"...she came out loving how science fiction it was."
by thegreatwhatzit
Jul 20th, 2009
11:10:52 PM
It might have been funny if
by CherryValance
Jul 20th, 2009
11:10:54 PM
I'm actually looking forward to this now.
by ganymede3010
Jul 20th, 2009
11:11:06 PM
So, what movies did Harry give positive review for that sucked b
by Mahaloth
Jul 20th, 2009
11:11:10 PM
This anger towards Harry is silly
by YackBacker
Jul 20th, 2009
11:16:55 PM
I got nothin'.
by Sithtastic
Jul 20th, 2009
11:18:34 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Why So Serious? Ha Ha Ha!!!
by DarthSaul666
Jul 20th, 2009
11:19:03 PM
I'll wait until I read some other Reviews
by cymbalta4thedevil
Jul 20th, 2009
11:21:38 PM
fucking microsoft spell check
by DarthSaul666
Jul 20th, 2009
11:23:16 PM
He Liked Van Helsing and Godzilla 1998
by Gatack2
Jul 20th, 2009
11:26:10 PM
I'm avoiding this movie like the plague...
by Mrhazard
Jul 20th, 2009
11:29:13 PM
Still can't believe Mummy 3
by Series7
Jul 20th, 2009
11:29:53 PM
Im not excited
by Clervel
Jul 20th, 2009
11:30:10 PM
That review...
by thedarklinglord
Jul 20th, 2009
11:31:09 PM
Remember......PUT BIG LOB IN THE GI JOE SEQUEL.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 20th, 2009
11:31:26 PM
So then can Harry tell me why the Baroness has no accent?
by Meta
Jul 20th, 2009
11:31:31 PM
"GI Joe is escapism... END OF FUCKING STORY!!!!!"
by Continentalop
Jul 20th, 2009
11:31:41 PM
Why won't harry say one way or another
by Series7
Jul 20th, 2009
11:31:48 PM
Mindless Shlock? Seen the 9th Configuration
by DarthSaul666
Jul 20th, 2009
11:33:36 PM
Oh wait
by Series7
Jul 20th, 2009
11:33:50 PM
HARRY NO SPLICE NEWS?
by Series7
Jul 20th, 2009
11:34:29 PM
Army? Navy?.......BIG LOB does it all and much more!!!!
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 20th, 2009
11:36:16 PM
Soooo is district 9 going to be
by Series7
Jul 20th, 2009
11:37:55 PM
The Ninth Configuration rocks
by Continentalop
Jul 20th, 2009
11:38:04 PM
Harry, when will Sommers allow BIG LOB to make his move????
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 20th, 2009
11:38:17 PM
My main problem with Godzilla'98...
by Mrhazard
Jul 20th, 2009
11:40:15 PM
What is right with Godzilla'98?
by Series7
Jul 20th, 2009
11:42:13 PM
Paramount needs to start the global search for BIG LOB.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 20th, 2009
11:43:19 PM
There is no redeeming quality to Van Helsing.
by kevred
Jul 20th, 2009
11:43:51 PM
Is this PG or PG-13? --If PG, I'll take my young son.
by JDanielP
Jul 20th, 2009
11:44:29 PM
District 9 will flop because its not a remake/sequel...
by Mrhazard
Jul 20th, 2009
11:45:12 PM
Lop ....good point but...
by DarthSaul666
Jul 20th, 2009
11:45:24 PM
I have to admit BIG LOB was cool
by DarthSaul666
Jul 20th, 2009
11:46:10 PM
Gibby, I love you bro
by YackBacker
Jul 20th, 2009
11:46:39 PM
Harry, have you seen Orphan yet?
by castoutthiswickeddreamthathass eizedmyheart
Jul 20th, 2009
11:52:46 PM
So apparently G.I.JOE is crazy, cool, and or crazy cool!!!
by otm shank
Jul 20th, 2009
11:53:57 PM
castoutthiswickeddreamthathass ei zedmyheart
by Series7
Jul 20th, 2009
11:54:34 PM
If undefeated BIG LOB is making his move in GI2...
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 20th, 2009
11:54:49 PM
I want you to drop like an over ripe mango!!
by DarthSaul666
Jul 20th, 2009
11:55:22 PM
Water molocules know how to behave!!!
by DarthSaul666
Jul 20th, 2009
11:56:03 PM
Chuckles = Brock Lesnar = brilliant
by DarthSaul666
Jul 20th, 2009
11:57:47 PM
Van Helsing
by Series7
Jul 20th, 2009
11:59:55 PM
Brock Lesnar in a Hawaiian shirt riding atop a chopper...
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:00:21 AM
Series 7
by castoutthiswickeddreamthathass eizedmyheart
Jul 21st, 2009
12:02:30 AM
Van Helsing = Meh!!
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
12:02:34 AM
I want the campagin now
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
12:05:06 AM
Don't Stop with the BIG LOB!!!
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
12:07:08 AM
Orphan = 90s thriller...
by Mrhazard
Jul 21st, 2009
12:08:43 AM
The push for BIG LOB...or the BIG LOBby....has begun!
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:08:49 AM
Watching Sandler on Conan
by Series7
Jul 21st, 2009
12:08:53 AM
I wasn't expecting much from Transformers 2...
by Harold-Sherbort
Jul 21st, 2009
12:09:49 AM
castoutthiswickeddreamthathass ei zedmyheart
by Series7
Jul 21st, 2009
12:10:15 AM
Brock Lesnar would have killed those tanks in Saving Private Rya
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:11:18 AM
You can't stop the BIG LOB
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
12:11:44 AM
You can't even contain BIG LOB!
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:13:00 AM
I liked Star Trek More than PE IMO
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
12:13:47 AM
DarthSaul
by Continentalop
Jul 21st, 2009
12:14:10 AM
The TV spots
by Series7
Jul 21st, 2009
12:18:10 AM
Star Trek > Public Enemies...
by Mrhazard
Jul 21st, 2009
12:20:48 AM
I have no clue why they chose Ripcord instead of BIG LOB....
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:23:58 AM
Did someone just get banned?
by Continentalop
Jul 21st, 2009
12:24:31 AM
Series7
by castoutthiswickeddreamthathass eizedmyheart
Jul 21st, 2009
12:28:37 AM
Lop that's a good point
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
12:28:40 AM
Word of mouth is most powerful imo...
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:31:25 AM
castoutthiswickeddreamthathass ei zedmyheart
by Series7
Jul 21st, 2009
12:32:11 AM
Man speaking about banging dudes
by Series7
Jul 21st, 2009
12:33:43 AM
BIG LOB tucks his bball shirt into his pants...and is STILL cool
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:34:45 AM
Wolverine had no early reviews either
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
12:36:36 AM
GibsonUSA
by Series7
Jul 21st, 2009
12:37:11 AM
Rotten Tomatoes
by Series7
Jul 21st, 2009
12:38:34 AM
Based on a toy . . .
by The Game Master
Jul 21st, 2009
12:40:45 AM
Also got to add
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
12:42:26 AM
There was never a toy for Big Lob.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:42:53 AM
Actually, my friends are morons...
by Mrhazard
Jul 21st, 2009
12:43:08 AM
Marlon Wayans was the bomb
by Series7
Jul 21st, 2009
12:43:48 AM
I actually have nothing against Marlon Wayans...
by Mrhazard
Jul 21st, 2009
12:44:58 AM
"HOUSE OF THE WOLFMAN" film buzz circulating...
by jologs
Jul 21st, 2009
12:45:59 AM
Is there even one American flag in this movie?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:46:16 AM
BloodRedthe1st's post confirms my
by Dingbatty
Jul 21st, 2009
12:49:23 AM
Batman....Bill Finger/Bob Kane first
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
12:49:32 AM
I had fun in Transformers 2
by MattmanReturns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:50:59 AM
No BIG LOB TOY!?!?!
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
12:52:09 AM
Can they put the red, white, & blue back in the logo?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:53:24 AM
Rotten Tomatoes helps when someone says
by MattmanReturns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:53:35 AM
Regarding the shocking lack of a BIG LOB ACTION FIGURE...
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
12:55:25 AM
Hair
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
01:00:30 AM
Batman Begins.. Dark Knight.. Best Ever in Batman Franchise
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
01:03:03 AM
Toys and comics
by The Game Master
Jul 21st, 2009
01:03:25 AM
Hey they got 25th Annversary GI JOE re-issues
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
01:06:31 AM
Oh yeah, are the Cobra Twins in this movie??
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
01:07:42 AM
Actually, DarthSaul666 . . .
by The Game Master
Jul 21st, 2009
01:09:50 AM
BIG LOB's shooting percentage is a perfect 100%..............
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
01:12:58 AM
Honestly.
by Jackaloper
Jul 21st, 2009
01:16:26 AM
Movies based on Comics seen American Splendor?
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
01:17:51 AM
Promise me BIG LOB in G.I. Joe 2.....
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
01:22:59 AM
Game Master paraphrasing another post I said
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
01:27:38 AM
Remember the GI Joe vs. Transformer comics?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
01:27:58 AM
Actually . . .
by The Game Master
Jul 21st, 2009
01:32:35 AM
The GM
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
01:32:43 AM
Remember Sgt. Slaughter and his Mercenaries?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
01:32:58 AM
Harry also loved CABIN FEVER!
by Fa Fa Fooey
Jul 21st, 2009
01:37:39 AM
Like I say need to see the movie first
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
01:40:21 AM
TF2 made me hate people and almost gave up on movies but this
by spectrebeeyatch
Jul 21st, 2009
01:46:15 AM
I had Falcon
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
01:54:50 AM
Sgt. Slaughter's Mercs
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
02:00:37 AM
Next to BIG LOB!!!
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
02:01:07 AM
You Ferrets are FOOLS
by CharlesThomasMathewsMom
Jul 21st, 2009
02:09:54 AM
Sgt. Slaughter's Mercs . . .
by The Game Master
Jul 21st, 2009
02:10:29 AM
CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY
by bruce_spanner
Jul 21st, 2009
02:13:08 AM
DarthSaul, the only part of Batman getting it right after 70 yea
by Continentalop
Jul 21st, 2009
02:13:56 AM
Remember Larry Hama thought of GI JOE BEFORE Hasbro...
by Continentalop
Jul 21st, 2009
02:16:44 AM
Hmmmm.... I dunno
by Brody77
Jul 21st, 2009
02:21:16 AM
I'm thinking trilogy
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
02:22:47 AM
Lop Read Year 2 yet !?!?!
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
02:28:39 AM
What is the filmmaking like?
by kwisatzhaderach
Jul 21st, 2009
02:34:32 AM
They had better not put BIG LOB in no accelerator suit...
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
02:37:19 AM
Thanks Harry!!
by laguna_loire
Jul 21st, 2009
02:38:09 AM
Darthsaul, I read year 2
by Continentalop
Jul 21st, 2009
02:40:13 AM
Any "Body Massage" jokes?
by Falafalguy
Jul 21st, 2009
02:51:50 AM
Ummm Harry...
by codymr
Jul 21st, 2009
02:54:13 AM
Best part of '87 G.I. Joe movie-when Sarge was beating Nemesis
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
02:55:27 AM
Lop.... Nice,You know Maxon
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
02:56:25 AM
DarthSaul
by Continentalop
Jul 21st, 2009
03:10:34 AM
There was Batman merchandising
by Dingbatty
Jul 21st, 2009
03:12:49 AM
It's also pointless blaming any of the
by Dingbatty
Jul 21st, 2009
03:26:49 AM
Lop #7 makes alot of allusions
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
03:28:55 AM
What about Pokemon?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
03:30:18 AM
this will be a fun movie, people who want to hate it will be sad
by ironic_name
Jul 21st, 2009
03:31:00 AM
everyone here but me complained about heath ledger's joker
by ironic_name
Jul 21st, 2009
03:32:35 AM
Lop... though if I'm not mistaken
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
03:33:38 AM
The Joker deserved the Oscar...
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
03:35:21 AM
Besides BIG LOB,the original film has 2 things over this one.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
03:37:21 AM
Wanna see a trick
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
03:40:20 AM
New Joe Theme..... A Pantera Song
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
03:42:35 AM
I actually thought Josh Brolin deserved the Award
by Continentalop
Jul 21st, 2009
03:43:16 AM
And a guy who deserved to also get nominated from TDK
by Continentalop
Jul 21st, 2009
03:47:09 AM
Lop Oldman is always good
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
03:51:47 AM
Is it too late to Mention No Country For Old Man !?!
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
03:56:18 AM
Damn late hour in my timezone.. makes me typo!!
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
03:57:08 AM
Dingy Batty Nice point.... I had issue #5
by DarthSaul666
Jul 21st, 2009
04:07:35 AM
Fuck this movie, watch this instead...
by BurnHollywood
Jul 21st, 2009
04:08:50 AM
imo anyone parroting this stupid 'Big Lob' meme
by smackfu
Jul 21st, 2009
04:23:33 AM
Bad Review=Bad movie.
by GenreBoy
Jul 21st, 2009
04:26:25 AM
Harry has seen GIJOE & forced himself to like it
by Orionsangels
Jul 21st, 2009
04:32:12 AM
"the wanton destruction"? you mean the pixels?
by Orionsangels
Jul 21st, 2009
04:33:39 AM
Comic book movies and Oscars
by The Game Master
Jul 21st, 2009
04:50:36 AM
In 2009 i'll give GT Joe a shot
by barnaby jones
Jul 21st, 2009
05:03:58 AM
Go Joe! Skipped Transformers 2 , will be going to see this!
by zapano
Jul 21st, 2009
05:11:42 AM
Ignore me, just trying the

thing
by Belasco_House

Jul 21st, 2009
05:11:46 AM
Aha! Never knew how to split paragraphs before
by Belasco_House
Jul 21st, 2009
05:13:26 AM
HARRY, WHY HAVEN'T YOU REVIEWED I LOVE YOU BETH COOPER????!!!???
by gruemanlives
Jul 21st, 2009
05:15:03 AM
Public Enemies very underwhelming
by Laserhead
Jul 21st, 2009
05:24:53 AM
COBRA does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Jul 21st, 2009
06:02:48 AM
Public Enemies had its flaws
by Nabster
Jul 21st, 2009
06:07:33 AM
This film is a steaming pile
by filmcoyote
Jul 21st, 2009
06:21:43 AM
Slaughter's Renegades
by Six Demon Bag
Jul 21st, 2009
06:47:15 AM
Why would you read the script before watching it?
by Knuckleduster
Jul 21st, 2009
07:07:55 AM
VERY well said Traumnovelle!
by Borstal Boy
Jul 21st, 2009
07:16:28 AM
"extended, constant time with Jar Jar"
by Thrillho77
Jul 21st, 2009
07:37:39 AM
Harry's review is all wrong in that he's
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 21st, 2009
07:39:51 AM
nostalgia really is a wonderful thing....i was a
by southafricanguy
Jul 21st, 2009
07:43:17 AM
Do We Trust Harry On This?
by Sean38
Jul 21st, 2009
07:44:32 AM
DUDE, PLEASE.
by kgerm
Jul 21st, 2009
07:50:33 AM
SAG--what is up, old friend?
by Six Demon Bag
Jul 21st, 2009
08:02:34 AM
SDB.hey dude, whats up? im good and you?
by southafricanguy
Jul 21st, 2009
08:11:41 AM
public enemies is "meh"
by omarthesnake
Jul 21st, 2009
08:14:06 AM
public enemies is "meh"
by omarthesnake
Jul 21st, 2009
08:14:08 AM
Is it me or do Harry's reviews read like this now?
by spooky2k
Jul 21st, 2009
08:14:10 AM
Sommers - every damn second of Van Helsing was retarded!!!!
by JuanSanchez
Jul 21st, 2009
08:17:12 AM
Public Enemies- Nabster
by Laserhead
Jul 21st, 2009
08:25:21 AM
is there no Lady J?
by belledame
Jul 21st, 2009
08:28:39 AM
This looks fucking silly
by Shpadoinkle
Jul 21st, 2009
09:01:18 AM
The Gungans were not named after Gunga Din...
by SnatchVagina
Jul 21st, 2009
09:06:01 AM
Agendas
by Slaphappy Slim
Jul 21st, 2009
09:14:16 AM
In Harry's defense
by Stabby
Jul 21st, 2009
09:18:23 AM
Of course this will be terrible
by OceanWang
Jul 21st, 2009
09:21:28 AM
He gave a review of Public Enemies
by Laserhead
Jul 21st, 2009
09:22:17 AM
Honestly how can we TRUST you harry?
by knowthyself
Jul 21st, 2009
09:23:51 AM
If 'meh' is Harry's thumbs down what's his thumbs up?
by Stabby
Jul 21st, 2009
09:24:39 AM
Thanks BloodRedthe1st for the breakdown
by Philvis
Jul 21st, 2009
09:26:37 AM
I woulda liked to have seen the USS FLAGG from Resolute.
by Royston Lodge
Jul 21st, 2009
09:28:04 AM
JOLOGS!
by Sith Witch
Jul 21st, 2009
09:34:14 AM
Cheesy fun, etc...
by BizarroJerry
Jul 21st, 2009
09:38:59 AM
Harry's logic regarding racist cartoon characters:
by Stabby
Jul 21st, 2009
09:40:23 AM
I'll never understand some of you guys.
by Azlam Orlandu
Jul 21st, 2009
09:54:24 AM
I like Harry's reviews too, but it is hypocritical
by Stabby
Jul 21st, 2009
09:59:29 AM
Laserhead...
by Sonny_Williams
Jul 21st, 2009
10:01:58 AM
Will it be PG or PG-13??? --All I get is "rating pending"
by JDanielP
Jul 21st, 2009
10:21:26 AM
Harry should list all "pwesents" received in the review
by JuanSanchez
Jul 21st, 2009
10:30:45 AM
How can one...
by HoboJuiceExplosion
Jul 21st, 2009
10:41:13 AM
So I know this movie will be shit now.
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jul 21st, 2009
10:45:06 AM
well I'm gonna see it.
by richardphilip
Jul 21st, 2009
11:02:05 AM
Good lord Ive never seen Harry so engaged on a TB before
by D.Vader
Jul 21st, 2009
11:06:16 AM
Trans 2 was a BIG PIECE OF HEADACHE INDUCING SHIT
by future help
Jul 21st, 2009
11:08:25 AM
Is William "The Refridgerator" Perry in it?
by fiester
Jul 21st, 2009
11:09:08 AM
It's an awful, awful film. TF2 was way better...
by Gil Brooks
Jul 21st, 2009
11:09:17 AM
COBRA LA
by turketron_2
Jul 21st, 2009
11:11:02 AM
my ideal GIJoe movie team v1, i.e. the worst team
by the new transported man
Jul 21st, 2009
11:11:39 AM
my ideal GIJoe movie team v1, i.e. a better team
by the new transported man
Jul 21st, 2009
11:14:38 AM
my ideal GIJoe movie team v3, i.e. the best team
by the new transported man
Jul 21st, 2009
11:15:24 AM
If they really wanted in-depth, which they don't
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 21st, 2009
11:23:53 AM
GI JOE - Real international non-US focused heroes!
by Lamerz
Jul 21st, 2009
11:29:46 AM
"Commie liberal"
by IndyCollector
Jul 21st, 2009
11:31:20 AM
I hope they make an R rated Ninja sequel for the adult fans
by CornsilkSW
Jul 21st, 2009
11:33:56 AM
set the sequel in Trucial Abysmia
by the new transported man
Jul 21st, 2009
11:39:26 AM
So how was loose canon/tabloid fodder/village bicycle
by Yeti
Jul 21st, 2009
11:40:10 AM
A few weeks ago I got a call from Michael Bay
by Stabby
Jul 21st, 2009
11:40:27 AM
GI Joe is total garbage
by Star Hump
Jul 21st, 2009
11:52:25 AM
how many times can Harry use " crazy","cool","crazy cool"?
by tvs_frank
Jul 21st, 2009
11:53:46 AM
Ideal teams
by Laserhead
Jul 21st, 2009
11:57:06 AM
Asshole
by Laserhead
Jul 21st, 2009
11:59:08 AM
least favorite descriptions on AICN
by the new transported man
Jul 21st, 2009
12:02:30 PM
IT'S YO JOE! YO JOE! HOW HARD IS
by Rufferto
Jul 21st, 2009
12:04:14 PM
Snakehead, Puckered Asshole, Scarlet Douche
by Stabby
Jul 21st, 2009
12:07:15 PM
Heavy Dootie: I gotta take a shit!
by Stabby
Jul 21st, 2009
12:10:36 PM
Quick Dick, Turdblock, Heavy Doodie...
by the new transported man
Jul 21st, 2009
12:12:17 PM
IT'S NOT SHAKESPEARE!!!!! LEAVE YOUR BRAIN AT THE DOOR
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jul 21st, 2009
12:12:23 PM
say, Harry... that Channing sure is bad ass in True Blood,
by jackknifed_juggernaut
Jul 21st, 2009
12:15:03 PM
Fartan, Crap Iron, Dr. Hind-ender...
by the new transported man
Jul 21st, 2009
12:15:37 PM
Brown Eye, Cornhole Commander
by Stabby
Jul 21st, 2009
12:19:21 PM
Master Chief Called, He Wants His Accelerator Suit Back....
by DarfurOnTheRocks2
Jul 21st, 2009
12:31:52 PM
I liked Jar Jar too...
by darthwaz1
Jul 21st, 2009
12:36:22 PM
I prefer the WWII Jap killer Joe of the 60's
by BoRock_A_Boomer
Jul 21st, 2009
12:38:52 PM
DEEP RISING/ THE MUMMY/VAN HELSING
by uberman
Jul 21st, 2009
12:39:27 PM
I don't even get why anyone could find Jar Jar entertaining
by YackBacker
Jul 21st, 2009
12:48:45 PM
G.I. Joe is for children.
by ebonic_plague
Jul 21st, 2009
01:04:19 PM
O.S.I.!
by Laserhead
Jul 21st, 2009
01:13:23 PM
Editing?
by gregc
Jul 21st, 2009
01:15:09 PM
proofreading?
by gregc
Jul 21st, 2009
01:15:59 PM
STOP THE PRESS!
by chuffsterUK
Jul 21st, 2009
01:17:42 PM
why are half you bastards even here?
by hulkbuster
Jul 21st, 2009
01:20:58 PM
I like Harry's explaination for liking Jar Jar
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
Jul 21st, 2009
01:23:34 PM
Shouldn't Wayon's character be STALKER?
by GCH888
Jul 21st, 2009
01:27:48 PM
So Jar Jar was going to pull a Gurgi from
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 21st, 2009
01:39:51 PM
Best line of the review:
by chimp242
Jul 21st, 2009
01:40:45 PM
Best line of the review:
by chimp242
Jul 21st, 2009
01:40:54 PM
hulkbuster
by Stabby
Jul 21st, 2009
01:43:50 PM
JarJar does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Jul 21st, 2009
01:44:18 PM

by Cobra--Kai
Jul 21st, 2009
01:48:17 PM
Didn't Harry admit to Jar Jar's racial overtones?
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 21st, 2009
01:49:42 PM
Dead Jar Jar would've been hilarious
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 21st, 2009
01:53:03 PM
Suspiscion does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Jul 21st, 2009
01:56:12 PM
Gunga Din? Uhm here's what Lucas said
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 21st, 2009
01:57:24 PM
"kind of intensely scary, but in a VERY COOL WAY!"
by Laserhead
Jul 21st, 2009
01:57:37 PM
False Advertising for GI Joe
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 21st, 2009
02:03:26 PM
Is it more fun than putting my testicles in a vise?
by Curious_Jorge
Jul 21st, 2009
02:04:39 PM
Sommers, to me, is like the kid-in-a-candy-store director
by skimn
Jul 21st, 2009
02:10:46 PM
Hmmm...
by Anthrax
Jul 21st, 2009
02:15:43 PM
Laserhead
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 21st, 2009
02:18:03 PM
I saw Harry's family at Mighty Fine
by JohnnyLaBamba
Jul 21st, 2009
02:59:02 PM
Anthrax
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jul 21st, 2009
03:10:52 PM
Sommers
by Wrath4771
Jul 21st, 2009
03:22:53 PM
JohnnyLaBamba
by Stabby
Jul 21st, 2009
03:25:36 PM
Harry's niece in Fanboys gave me
by Stabby
Jul 21st, 2009
03:27:21 PM
Anyone that types "Go Joe" here or elsewhere
by Immortal_Fish
Jul 21st, 2009
03:46:58 PM
remember when Harrys opinions meant something?
by FleshMachine
Jul 21st, 2009
03:55:33 PM
Van Helsing was fucking horrible
by Khan_Noonien_Zing
Jul 21st, 2009
03:57:05 PM
If I wrote the G.I. Joe 2 script....BIG LOB would be sooo in it.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
04:06:32 PM
"Americaaa, FUCK YEAH!!!"
by TopHat
Jul 21st, 2009
04:34:34 PM
Miller describing her "talcum powder" experience
by HollywoodHellraiser
Jul 21st, 2009
04:52:22 PM
Khan_Noonien_Zing, Sommers did not write or direct Mummy 3
by MaleSheep
Jul 21st, 2009
04:52:52 PM
It Must be Politically Correct
by kataklysmic
Jul 21st, 2009
04:54:18 PM
About Harry's Reviews
by NicCagesMagicHairline
Jul 21st, 2009
04:57:41 PM
Cool, COOL, cool, CrAZy CooL, CoOl, coOL
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jul 21st, 2009
05:00:40 PM
Yeah fucking right
by We_like_it_VERY_MUCH
Jul 21st, 2009
05:07:08 PM
Can't be worse than TF2, right?
by Stalkeye
Jul 21st, 2009
05:40:31 PM
AVATAR thursday
by TheNewDirector
Jul 21st, 2009
05:42:09 PM
So, according you guys HP and TF2 suck ass
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 21st, 2009
06:00:06 PM
FUCK YOU HARRY
by TonyStarkIronMan
Jul 21st, 2009
06:23:55 PM
Another classic Harry review
by TonyStarkIronMan
Jul 21st, 2009
06:31:10 PM
Cheap Shot Harry
by Logan_1973
Jul 21st, 2009
06:45:27 PM
And another thing...
by Logan_1973
Jul 21st, 2009
06:49:35 PM
So basically
by Muki
Jul 21st, 2009
06:55:22 PM
Oh, fuck that.
by ebonic_plague
Jul 21st, 2009
06:58:51 PM
ebonic_plague
by Logan_1973
Jul 21st, 2009
07:01:04 PM
Harry you fat fuck........
by Otis_Burg
Jul 21st, 2009
07:04:56 PM
Harry had chilli for lunch
by Otis_Burg
Jul 21st, 2009
07:05:41 PM
I Had Chili for Lunch.
by Godovhellfire
Jul 21st, 2009
07:07:30 PM
how much did you get paid to write this Harry?
by Kloipy
Jul 21st, 2009
07:15:50 PM
Uhm...
by jsm1978
Jul 21st, 2009
07:18:05 PM
SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
by Anthrax
Jul 21st, 2009
07:20:45 PM
Bloodredthefirst
by MegaBeth
Jul 21st, 2009
07:36:18 PM
some of you have a good point
by animas
Jul 21st, 2009
08:03:12 PM
OMG!!! Did Harry Knowles really write this?
by yer mama
Jul 21st, 2009
08:19:15 PM
Search "Cobra Commander's Day Off" on YouTube
by slone13
Jul 21st, 2009
08:21:15 PM
The proof that he didn't see Public Enemies
by wuzilla
Jul 21st, 2009
08:25:58 PM
money skews young
by StonedWriter88
Jul 21st, 2009
08:41:57 PM
and
by StonedWriter88
Jul 21st, 2009
08:42:39 PM
Cloverfield sucked ass.
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 21st, 2009
08:43:22 PM
IMO, if BIG LOB was in this movie, there'd be no negativity her
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
08:47:58 PM
oh yeah
by StonedWriter88
Jul 21st, 2009
08:48:36 PM
Cloverfield had two(2) good things about it:
by Sal_Bando
Jul 21st, 2009
08:48:59 PM
whatever lockes
by StonedWriter88
Jul 21st, 2009
08:51:08 PM
Can u imagine bashing a BIG LOB movie w/ a straight face?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
09:00:13 PM
WHO THE FUCK IS BIG LOB?!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 21st, 2009
09:04:46 PM
you dont know about the 3 shells???
by Six Demon Bag
Jul 21st, 2009
09:27:27 PM
sans spaces...naturally.
by Six Demon Bag
Jul 21st, 2009
09:29:30 PM
so Harry...
by boyalien
Jul 21st, 2009
10:04:17 PM
I just know they are gonna leave out BIG LOB again.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 21st, 2009
11:29:24 PM
wow, that was a pretty coherent, thorough review!!!!!!
by BMacSmith
Jul 21st, 2009
11:43:15 PM
or maybe im just glad that he used complete sentences
by BMacSmith
Jul 21st, 2009
11:48:28 PM
G.I. Ho:The Rise of the Barium Enema
by conspiracy
Jul 22nd, 2009
12:02:55 AM
I must admit I'm shocked.
by greyspecter
Jul 22nd, 2009
12:06:23 AM
BIG LOB.....friends call him.....THE LOBSTER.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
12:11:42 AM
Remember how the GI Joe NES game didnt have BIG LOB??
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
12:20:25 AM
Village People
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
12:30:36 AM
Couldn't. Care. Less.
by Manatee
Jul 22nd, 2009
01:02:06 AM
yer mama
by We_like_it_VERY_MUCH
Jul 22nd, 2009
01:25:06 AM
Harry, do you really like that its a "global coalition"?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
01:45:33 AM
i'f prefer to see CHUCKLES over BIG LOB any day
by BMacSmith
Jul 22nd, 2009
02:22:50 AM
a silent undercover operative? how thefuck does that even work?
by BMacSmith
Jul 22nd, 2009
02:26:59 AM
Brock Lesnar is Chuckles: cartoon version
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
03:11:37 AM
How in the universe did Ripcord get priority over BIG LOB??
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
03:17:36 AM
What losers are they gonna pick for GI2 instead of BIG LOB??
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
03:24:57 AM
1991
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
03:30:39 AM
The anti-Harry mob....
by pdennett316
Jul 22nd, 2009
03:52:50 AM
You know that dumbass named Scoops from Oper. Dragonfire?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
04:27:31 AM
Remember when they made Street Fighters to GI Joes?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
04:31:36 AM
Remember that GI Joe named Zap?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
04:34:31 AM
BIG LOB
by the new transported man
Jul 22nd, 2009
06:42:22 AM
Zap was the "bazooka soldier."
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 22nd, 2009
07:26:22 AM
Harry has chosen GI JOE, here's why...
by ricarleite2
Jul 22nd, 2009
08:13:12 AM
Van Helsing wa sso bad that I'm just not willing to give GI JOE
by Movietool
Jul 22nd, 2009
11:09:03 AM
Duke is no Jack bauer
by knowledge1027
Jul 22nd, 2009
11:22:36 AM
S.H.I.E.L.D. movie would rock, but only if NIck Fury is Bruce Wi
by SpyGuy
Jul 22nd, 2009
12:26:19 PM
Willis
by SpyGuy
Jul 22nd, 2009
12:26:38 PM
you know TMZ is releasing the video footage
by theycallmemrtibbs
Jul 22nd, 2009
01:14:43 PM
"Big Lob"
by theycallmemrtibbs
Jul 22nd, 2009
01:20:33 PM
re: ripcord
by FleshMachine
Jul 22nd, 2009
03:49:25 PM
pdennett316...
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jul 22nd, 2009
04:07:02 PM
Can we have a Vern review of this please?
by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL
Jul 22nd, 2009
04:33:50 PM
Okay, where are the G FORCE Reviews?
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 22nd, 2009
04:52:19 PM
Oh, God...
by Henry Fool
Jul 22nd, 2009
05:52:09 PM
too bad this is gonna suck,
by simondark76
Jul 22nd, 2009
05:55:51 PM
BIG LOB vs. Skynet
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
06:11:09 PM
BIG LOB vs. Megatron
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 22nd, 2009
06:13:11 PM
pdennett316...
by benlinus
Jul 22nd, 2009
08:09:43 PM
The weekend G.I. Joe comes out...
by AnakinsDiapers
Jul 22nd, 2009
09:59:58 PM
This one just looks like a brainless good time
by Teddy Artery
Jul 22nd, 2009
10:03:36 PM
Okay, okay
by dulbeat
Jul 22nd, 2009
10:12:59 PM
I have zero respect for Harry's opinion...
by The_Ritty
Jul 22nd, 2009
11:04:57 PM
BIG LOB must remain the unsung hero of G.I. Joe................
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 23rd, 2009
12:31:23 AM
So, to be clear, this movie is CRAZY...
by Somerichs
Jul 23rd, 2009
01:42:30 AM
Is G-Force more Amercan than G.I. Joe?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 23rd, 2009
03:48:52 AM
Pdennett likes anal sex w/ iguanas(and here's why):
by Sal_Bando
Jul 23rd, 2009
06:12:06 AM
Harry likes Jar-Jar?
by a_terradactyl
Jul 23rd, 2009
10:42:23 AM
This will flop
by sheepshagger
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:42:25 AM
Jeez, Harry should just delete this review.
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jul 23rd, 2009
01:27:41 PM
GI Joe
by golfgate
Jul 23rd, 2009
03:17:17 PM
I'm looking forward to...
by Comfort_Girl
Jul 23rd, 2009
03:54:42 PM
Hmmm
by MajorFrontbum
Jul 23rd, 2009
06:12:08 PM
Did Stephen Sommers Pay For This Review?
by KISSman24
Jul 23rd, 2009
09:27:03 PM
Following GI Joe 2 should be GI JOE ORIGINS: BIG LOB
by GibsonUSA Returns
Jul 23rd, 2009
11:39:47 PM
Gi Chipmunk
by armadoo
Jul 24th, 2009
11:13:39 AM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/ 3087879/g_i_chipmunk/
by armadoo
Jul 24th, 2009
11:14:43 AM
Jet Li is... QUICK KICK!
by Triple_J_72
Jul 24th, 2009
01:55:41 PM
#2 should focus on a Weather Dominator plot
by _V_
Jul 24th, 2009
06:46:58 PM
The best thing about this film..
by MajorFrontbum
Jul 25th, 2009
03:15:54 AM
wonder what goodies the producers of this turd...
by gringostar
Jul 25th, 2009
12:23:29 PM
Who Gives A Shit about this thing -- It's A G.I. JOE MOVIE!!
by LeftFoot
Jul 25th, 2009
04:31:59 PM
Now taking bets...
by jdb1972
Jul 25th, 2009
08:39:14 PM
"...loving how science fiction it was."
by eveelcapitalist
Jul 26th, 2009
01:34:52 AM
Worst trailer since "The Other Sister"...
by ides
Jul 26th, 2009
11:40:24 AM
The_Ritty
by Anthrax
Jul 26th, 2009
01:57:48 PM
Actually, Eveelcapitalist
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jul 27th, 2009
08:49:21 AM
"I liked Jar-Jar ...:"
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jul 27th, 2009
08:52:26 AM
To whoever posted the "G.I. Chipmunk" link
by seagrass
Jul 27th, 2009
11:35:25 AM
Armadoo
by seagrass
Jul 27th, 2009
11:38:26 AM
gi joe looks terrible
by tirva159
Jul 29th, 2009
01:38:31 AM
@HeadGeek
by BlackPrince
Jul 29th, 2009
11:28:24 PM
Will the real Harry Knowles please stand up!!
by gringostar
Jul 31st, 2009
01:26:23 PM
Myself...
by bueno_bob
Aug 1st, 2009
03:41:21 AM
The Trailer was awful!!!
by orliplayer
Aug 1st, 2009
11:08:58 AM
I'll see it grudgingly
by JohnMcD348
Aug 1st, 2009
07:56:52 PM
The Pit was never in Egypt!!!
by HB_Dad
Aug 2nd, 2009
08:31:21 PM
interesting article...
by gringostar
Aug 4th, 2009
10:38:40 AM
Harry was talking about Stop-Loss...
by likdog
Aug 4th, 2009
03:25:18 PM
Disappointed, Harry
by TheKritik
Aug 4th, 2009
04:51:26 PM
Harry, for your consideration...
by DEZDOONZ
Aug 4th, 2009
08:11:03 PM
TheKritik
by gringostar
Aug 4th, 2009
10:03:51 PM
It's official: G.I. Joe will suck
by Heckles
Aug 4th, 2009
11:33:57 PM
CAUSE I'M PROUD BIG LOB'S AN AMERICAN!!
by GibsonUSA Returns
Aug 5th, 2009
12:48:28 AM
Two problems
by Phydorex
Aug 5th, 2009
06:44:51 AM
wha!!!
by ranmah
Aug 5th, 2009
09:04:03 AM
Tsk tsk Harry
by jobs_are_for_wimps
Aug 5th, 2009
03:26:51 PM
Just saw the film and
by slimballs
Aug 6th, 2009
03:23:37 AM
Just watched GI JOE
by BRUCEY
Aug 6th, 2009
06:10:23 AM
Real life CoverGirl
by digitallyblonde
Aug 6th, 2009
03:15:29 PM
I just read BloodRed's summary...
by Mr Incredible
Aug 6th, 2009
10:08:36 PM
Harry enjoyed G.I. Joe because....
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Aug 6th, 2009
10:31:30 PM
Turkey hot dogs for Harry?
by JT Kirk
Aug 6th, 2009
10:51:52 PM
DH review
by Metahuman_slayer
Aug 7th, 2009
12:14:35 AM
Why G.I. Joe is totally a chick flick!
by digitallyblonde
Aug 7th, 2009
12:22:18 PM
Clone John Lasseter! Now!
by TalentedHack
Aug 7th, 2009
08:59:32 PM
Summer fun popcorn flick
by effector12
Aug 8th, 2009
12:53:39 AM
Your credibility is shot with me forever.
by thecommonsense
Aug 8th, 2009
05:36:54 PM
G.I.JOE >Transformers revenge of the fallen
by irishdude
Aug 8th, 2009
07:46:55 PM
i wanted art
by maitlanr
Aug 8th, 2009
10:36:12 PM
just saw this movie...wow it was bad
by deadpool2449
Aug 9th, 2009
04:28:56 AM
just saw this movie...wow it was bad
by deadpool2449
Aug 9th, 2009
04:29:00 AM
I just watched this
by Sir Nigel Lengthington-Smythe
Aug 9th, 2009
11:40:06 AM
What a colossal piece of shit!!!
by b3mike
Aug 9th, 2009
12:01:58 PM
Unbelievably bad
by Sir Nigel Lengthington-Smythe
Aug 9th, 2009
06:09:48 PM
Very fun movie!
by Bald Evil
Aug 9th, 2009
07:04:17 PM
You know how I know he's a shill?
by deathbunny32
Aug 9th, 2009
09:07:02 PM
"a real american hero" my ass
by a_joke
Aug 10th, 2009
02:40:41 AM
Gi Joe
by irishdude
Aug 10th, 2009
06:12:16 AM
The film is surprisingly fan-friendly...
by sapno_krei
Aug 10th, 2009
10:40:08 AM
The film is surprisingly fan-friendly...
by sapno_krei
Aug 10th, 2009
10:40:09 AM
Ebert gave it 1.5 stars...
by gringostar
Aug 10th, 2009
01:20:31 PM
dezdoonz
by slkboxrman
Aug 10th, 2009
03:08:00 PM
I meant to say... Ebert gave it 1.5 stars...
by gringostar
Aug 10th, 2009
08:15:35 PM
Ebert's review was full of innacuracies
by Timstuff
Aug 11th, 2009
09:26:39 AM
slkboxrman
by gringostar
Aug 11th, 2009
10:38:30 AM
Timstuff
by gringostar
Aug 11th, 2009
10:49:35 AM
Timstuff you moron
by b3mike
Aug 11th, 2009
02:03:20 PM
I'm not questioning Ebert's opinion, but...
by Shermdawg
Aug 12th, 2009
09:36:02 PM
CRAP!
by VermithraxPejorative
Aug 12th, 2009
10:00:44 PM
Roger Ebert
by VermithraxPejorative
Aug 12th, 2009
11:08:57 PM
Actually...
by Shermdawg
Aug 12th, 2009
11:35:56 PM
Just checked.
by Shermdawg
Aug 12th, 2009
11:39:31 PM
Also, please don't mistake good, intentional camp...
by Shermdawg
Aug 12th, 2009
11:48:50 PM
Here was my take on the movie
by RYCEdotbiz
Aug 13th, 2009
01:26:46 PM
maybe I am dumb but...
by VermithraxPejorative
Aug 13th, 2009
02:31:40 PM
I think Harry is taking money
by RasputinHellfire
Aug 13th, 2009
07:19:14 PM
"couldn't he just make some new weapons?"
by Shermdawg
Aug 14th, 2009
12:30:34 AM
"couldn't he just make some new weapons?"
by VermithraxPejorative
Aug 14th, 2009
09:12:44 AM
This movie rocks, YO JOE!
by Psycho_Kenshin
Aug 15th, 2009
05:40:37 PM
Did Snake Eyes have lips in the cartoon?
by frakkin_jep
Aug 16th, 2009
09:34:16 AM
Confuzzel Me CGI
by DarkPheenix7
Aug 18th, 2009
10:43:32 AM
Just saw the first 20 minutes of this shit..
by boogy110
Aug 19th, 2009
12:59:25 AM
Bag of Action Mans shite
by tazzzer
Aug 24th, 2009
05:58:30 AM
Insulting to humans
by FILMFUNK
Aug 24th, 2009
08:45:27 AM
Sommers failed physics class
by Droopy_McCool
Aug 25th, 2009
10:26:00 PM
Shameless
by Ryan30
Aug 27th, 2009
01:28:12 PM
GOOD REVIEWS FOR BAD MOVIES
by The Aquarian 1
Aug 28th, 2009
11:02:53 AM
Enjoying the "Spoiler" heading for this film
by NeverSatisfied
Sep 8th, 2009
04:58:44 PM
Fatass lies all over again
by texasguy09
Sep 13th, 2009
12:05:29 AM
Orcus remembers that
by Orcus
Sep 14th, 2009
09:59:09 AM
Just had to stop by this review once more to say...
by SeXX ED
Sep 17th, 2009
04:11:49 PM
... FUCK THIS MOVIE AND ANYONE WHO LIKES IT.
by SeXX ED
Sep 17th, 2009
04:13:19 PM
That explains
by Orcus
Sep 18th, 2009
12:43:28 PM
Fuck Harry Knowles
by texasguy09
Sep 20th, 2009
07:29:54 PM
Are you offering?
by Orcus
Sep 21st, 2009
08:37:03 AM
Wow I'm late to the party
by Wookie_1995
Sep 24th, 2009
08:27:28 PM
Dude, Wookiee is spelled with two e's
by Orcus
Sep 25th, 2009
08:32:58 AM
bullshit review
by anomagnus
Oct 1st, 2009
11:01:23 AM
bullshit review
by anomagnus
Oct 1st, 2009
11:04:58 AM
Finally saw G.I. Joe for $4.00 at JMU.
by StatelyWayneManor
Oct 1st, 2009
02:48:39 PM
Jesus M.F.ing Christ...
by BurnHollywood
Nov 7th, 2009
02:36:28 PM
G.I. Joe was the worst big budget film I've ever seen
by curtis3martin
Nov 18th, 2009
03:21:12 PM

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