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Morgan Freeman May Join Bruce Willis In The Big-Screen Version of Warren Ellis’ Brutal, Genius Graphic Novel RED!!
I am – Hercules!!
Morgan Freeman has been approached about a supporting role in “Red,” which means Warren Ellis’ completely wonderful 2003 funnybook series is finally getting serious about going before cameras.
The story deals with a retired black-ops CIA operative surprised one day by a high-tech assassin determined to kill him.
Bruce Willis is reportedly aboard as the main character, but there’s still no word of a director. Erich & Jon Hoeber (the Kate Beckinsale Antarctica thriller "Whiteout," due in September) penned the script.
Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.
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hooooooo!
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if i could bottle morgan freeman's voice i'd be a millionaire.
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my pussy is SOOO wet.
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beat me to it.
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but I'm first so eat shit and die you ugly virginal nerds!!!
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I lost some respect for the guy when it came out that his fucking his step-granddaughter. That's just sick.
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Cut the brotha some slack.
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looks a lot like Jackie Earl Haley to me. Why not get him?
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Die Hard meets Wanted...
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Jul 20, 2009 1:27:12 AM CDT
axel fff- incest PLUST probably statutory rape- that's a buffet
by yackbacker
I'm not a gossip monger, I actually googled him to see how he was recovering from that car accident last year- well all this shit came out that he was messing around with this girl for years. It's eye-opening. Freeman made me cry like a baby in DEEP IMPACT when he told the world "We're fucked," that's credibility right there. Now, I'd be like "Go fuck a 10 year-old, you jagoff"
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god, i hope he got alot of caishe for the rights, cuz i dont trust hollywood shites with his stuff
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Someones gonna pork your Daughter/Grand daughter, it might as well be someone they respect and trust. Plus, as a parent you have first dibs, not legally, but morally atleast. Cut the brotha some slack.
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Except for PREACHER. Apart from PREACHER, they're all gay and useless.
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Being a world-famous movie star means you can't meet 21 year-old women that aren't in your family. Being so rich you own the State of Mississippi means you can't attract young, hot groupies to one of your many homes. Morgan, this is me cutting you slack!
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Jul 20, 2009 1:43:24 AM CDT
Over-reacting, Yackbacker. Morgan has done NOTHING wrong
by choclatewoman
As upstanding member of the black community, morgan free is doing right by the black men all over. Shame your racism is on display for every one to oggle at, you petty young man. Waiting for more closet case Klans men to make an appearance on this TB, hating on the respectable Mr. Freeman. Man's got urges. Bit of understanding, yo.
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Red goes on a killing spree?
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Jul 20, 2009 1:47:08 AM CDT
Ah, I'm a racist because I'm critical of statutory rape and ince
by yackbacker
Please, explain this one, I'm all ears.
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almost coherent.
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And no argument could be more baseless either.
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Aquaman movie raping your rear end in 2012!
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Jul 20, 2009 1:50:35 AM CDT
Morgan Freeman + another Graphic novel adap = Motherfucker
by kongmonkey
Said solely so the audience can giggle at Morgan Freeman saying the word motherfucker. Its like hearing one of your grandparents say the "N" word for no apparent reason.
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Like fuck she did.
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and say that to ellis' face cuz i wanna read in his blog how he kicked the living shite out of you
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A racist coward. Now leave Mr.Freeman, a proud fertile black brother, alone. Just jealous you can't get sweet brown pussy like he can. Start looking for some juicy step relatives of your own, Klanie.
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You're just being a troll, too bad it could have been a good battle but I can't take anything you say seriously.
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umm how? isn't she like 27 and his Step grandaughter? really who gives a fuck hes still the same man, did you care when you didn't know?
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anyone read ellis's novel... if u can call it that its so small. its quite shit, he really cant handle a story, needs to stick with gn
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By quite a wide margin. It's derivative uninspired shit. I love the man, but it's his least interesting comic book, unsurprisingly Hollywood has tapped it.
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The only thing better would be to hear Tom Hanks scream it out while anally raping some young woman. Get on that Hollywood.
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They get you everytime
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if filming this movie makes him stop narrating my life for a couple of months.
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It'd be an antidote to all that Bay-esque army shit, in that the Global Frequency is a private network of vigilante experts, who work in and out of cahoots with the government according to their own judgement. I guess it could easily get turned into techno-pr0n, but handled right it could be quite interesting. Especially the fact that it'd have new characters and one-off plots every week. It'd be more centred on the plot and less on the mopey hang-ups on the characters.
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This is a sequel to Shawshank. Morgan Freeman is... RED!
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'The story deals with a retired black-ops CIA operative surprised one day by a high-tech assassin determined to kill him.'
Sounds a lot like the Stallone / Banderas 'classic' ASSASSINS. Only without Stallone or Banderas.
It also sounds a lot like MR AND MRS SMITH. Only without Jolie and Pitt.
They set a real high benchmark with those two flicks. Just worried that RED is going to wither and die like Morgan's viagra-free erection. Come on Freeman, keep it up - but keep it legal.
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MR AND MRS SMITH = action movie for girls
ASSASSINS = action movie for gays
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'Morgan Freeman is... RED. You want redemption - but he's not gonna give it'
"But.. but I thought you was rehabilitated!" stammers crooked police chief Mendoza as RED levels boths barrels of the shotgun to his head.
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Man that looks just like Jackie Earl Haley. I have never read the GN, would the part have suited him better? The only redeeming factor in turning Wanted into a Matrix-esque, superhero movie was that moment when time stopped for two seconds so that I could hear, along with the rest of the world, Morgan Freeman drop a "motherfucker," like he was Samuel L. Sure, we've all heard Freeman drop bombs before, especially early on in his career. It was, however, the style of "motherfucker," he chose to spit out. A perfect moment in an imperfect film and if this movie will give me more moments of Morgan Freeman throwing out "motherfuckers," I'll be a happy man and will gleefully depart with my hard earned money. BTW, how old was his STEP-grand-daughter when he started tapping her with his grand-motherfucker? She's not related to him so it's only sick on a Woody Allen level. Can we forgive him? More "motherfuckers" please!!!
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Well she's 27 and apparently they've been having a "near decade long affair". So 17 maybe 18, though he may not have been doing her straight away.
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I like a lot of little Warren Ellis one-offs like this. I got it as part of one of those dual prestige format books, the other half being Tokyo Storm Warning, which would make a really cool animated movie and is sort of like Geoff Darrow's Hard Boiled meets Neon Genesis Evangelion.
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It's a great series, and perfect for television. If I remember correctly, some network did buy the TV rights and there may even be a rejected pilot out there somewhere.
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Just pointing out that you shouldn't bring your own weird sexual and racial hang-ups to the discussion about Mr. Freeman. People have the right to explore their sexuality which ever way they see fit, whether it be by fisting a womans juicy cunt till she quivers in delicious agony or reaming open your step grand daughters tasty chocolate ass-pipe when she turns 18. Yackbacker, I believe you are bringing your own racist outlook and sexual inexperience *BIG TIME* to this case when there is no case to begin with. Make Love, not war.
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Jul 20, 2009 6:43:59 AM CDT
So, Willis will play this part after playing Church in the Expen
by ogreyouasshole
Right?
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GLOBAL FREQUENCY HAS a pilot out there somewhere. It stars Michelle Forbes (Cain in BSG: RAZOR) as Miranda Zero (and she fucking OWNS that part), and yes, it was every bit as great as you imagine it could have been. WB pulled it because some suit got his panties in a bunch over the pilot getting sneaked out onto the internets and Bit Torrented into oblivion. If there are ANY suits still at WB with any brains whatsoever, they'll notice this sudden lurch of interest in Ellis' stuff, realise that, yes, it's THAT Warren Ellis, the one whose concept they optioned and piloted, and they'll release that pilot on DVD, where it will make millions, prompting them to get the cast back together and FUCKING MAKE THE "GLOBAL FREQUENCY" SERIES A PROPER 13-PART SERIES, YOU DUMB SUIT FUCKS!!!
Ahem. Sorry. I just really love the concept of GF, and that pilot REALLY got it. Could have been as big as THE X-FILES was back in the day... -
Give up on a decent conversation with Choclate(sic)Woman over there. Whatever it wants, it's just a reactionary troll with no response to anything except to call everybody a sexist, racist bigot, then hopefully stand back and watch the sparks fly. Trouble is, we're all too smart on here for that level of troll bullshit. At least when Smashing calls me a bigot on the Who TBs, he's got some fucking intelligent, eloquent reasoning for it, whereas Choclate(illiterate)Woman over there is just a fucking bore.
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I'd write here what k9ind of visceral Eli Roth type stuff I'd love to do to you just to shut you the fuck up, but I fear Big Red and his Banhammer of Doom way more than I fear your hackneyed and desperately trite responses, so I'll keep schtum and just say: DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU. Shut the fuck up and go away, you desperate attention seeking piece of rancid shit.
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I just KNOW you must have seen that pilot - in light of all the sudden Warren Ellis optioning stories flying around here the last few days, howabout a review of said pilot and a bit of an overview on how the GLOBAL FREQUENCY TV series stands? I know John Rogers (writer) and Mark Burnett (producer) both say it's officially dead at WB, but you have your network of spies and informers, so...
Inquiring minds wanna know, Harry! What's going on with the GLOBAL FREQUENCY TV series?
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Jul 20, 2009 7:38:11 AM CDT
Porco Drunko, Wasn't he banging a hooker during the accident?
by evilwizardglick
Isn't that why his wife divorced him immediately afterward.
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She just happens to be wrong...and really horny. Morgan Freeman is a sick freak who has abused his fame to prey on his own family. For somebody of Freeman's stature to do something like this, well, it's not the KKK that is destroying the good name of black people here, Freeman is. That said, anyone here with good sense knows that it is the individual who should be blamed, not a group of people, so Yackbacker, at least from what I have read has done, and said nothing wrong. Black people, have precious few heroes, so when someone respectable of great status acts out, they tend to be excused by blacks fearing conspracies to down our heroes...and there is this easy temptation to blame racism, as racism is often responsible, yes, or at least a motive. Look, I don't care if it is Woody Allen, Morgan Freeman, or whomever, it is wrong to prey on your family...and Hollywood should stop hiring and doing business with these scumbags. This isn't cute and it isn't forgivable.ChoclateWoman, I understand your wish, pride, and instinct, to protect another fallen black star, again...as there are so few successes out there in an elite position who act as positive ambassadors for black people, who are more often than not, the victims of institutionalized slander. When one of them falls, it can feel like blacks as a whole, or in part, will get the blame for it, and many times we do take the heat. It becomes just another vector for not so closeted Klansmen like your Rush Limbaughs and your Sean Hannitys of the world, etc., to bash blacks with...but in this case, sadly, this selfish fool, Morgan Freeman is giving them the bullets and the guns, to do so, which makes him that much worse than the KKK, as he knew the impact his actions would have, and how greatly, therein, it would hurt blacks who look-up to him, and need someone of his previous respected import as good role models, a role that Freeman gleefully embraced until recently exposed for who and what, he really is. Shame on him!!!ChoclateWoman, as for your defense of Freeman, I understand the impulse to want to do it. Hell, Michael Jackson wasn't proven to be a child molester, but Elvis was admittedly sleeping with, and married a teenager? Woody Allen was, and is, sleeping with a young woman whom he helped to raise, from a child to an adult, as a daughter, in effect, and eventually married her, and has started a family with her? The media and the entertainment industry have largely ignored these trespasses, because of color, but tar and feather MJ, seemingly at every turn? I am not saying that he doesn't deserve it, but every last one of his accusors were shown to be blackmailers and liars, from demands of a 20 million script deal, a guise for hush money, to out, and out, demands for cash for one's silence??? This is all documented and there is witnesss and recorded evidence of this. Look, again, I am not saying that Jackson didn't put himself in the line of fire like Freeman, but I am saying that the media is not equal with their rebukes of such behavior, seemingly due to color alone--look at Elvis and Allen as evidence of this, the media has gone lightly on them for their acts, which, once more, are factual to varying levels, even to the extreme in that regard. BTW, I love Elvis, but the truth, is the truth...and the media's hypocrisy is fully in your face, where Elvs and Allen are concerned, so it has to be about race???Ultimately, I think that this is the thrust, no pun intended, of ChoclateWoman's upset here, and she is right, but in Freeman's case, I know that she is overreaching to call Yackbacker a racist. It is misdirected anger at the wrong target, though she means well. Yackbacker is not a racist, just for pointing out Freeman's perversions. Yackbacker has said nothing racist here--no, he has only spoken the truth as far as I can tell, though I don't know all of the facts, Freeman, apparently is making no denials of these accusations??? If Yackbacker was saying raccist things, I'd nail him. I am of mixed race, and I would be right on it, if he did. That said, I think ChoclateWoman, has an unspoken passive aggressive crush on Yackbacker, one partially, racially fueled. Jungle Fever anyone? We often fight with the people we like, as a preamble to mating. The best sex having been had after, or during, a fight. This discussion just allows ChoclateWoman to seed her text with hot sexual references. Just cut out the fat, and exchange email addresses already, and get to the sex, you two. Get a room already, and get to fisting!!!
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I fully support her voice, and love to read the debate of others, and to engage in debate with others. It is a good thing!!! That's not trolling, it is good for the mind--let's all try to remember that. I welcome ChoclateWoman being here...and encourage different views to be spoken.
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it (along with almost all of Mr. Ellis' work), but categorizing 'Red' as genius? It is basically just an updated version of James Mitchell's 'Callan'.
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Seriously, it's three 22-page issues of a man shooting stuff up. What are they going to do in the other 100?
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But unless this is about dating your grand daughter I don't want to see it. I always thought there was something wrong about God. Also any updates on that Rugby flick?
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I know whoever wrote that script read the comic and was like, ok lets just do everything in this comic...but backwards. Make them good guys, make Freemans character crazy and black, and make Jolies character an introvert and white? So I can only guess that the name of this movie will end up being called Blue.
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She IS trolling. Wake up.
She does this repeatedly. She did the same to me on a TB the other week, suddenly calling me racist & sexist etc, just trolling. There I was, talking about Torchwood & she came out with her racism thing, which seems to be the one she likes to use, because it really offends someone if they aren't racist.
Unfortunately, I didn't know she was trolling & got into a war of words. She never backs her accusations up with facts & when you prove her wrong, she just repeats the same shit regardless. That, you hairy plums, is a fucking troll.
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Come on Vick got released today!
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It was awesome.
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Thy name is Morgan Freeman.
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and willis is in charge of the casting couch.
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Shes a woman, all her points are invalid. Lets move on and just ignore her.
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...doesn't get to play God in movies anymore? Because the human race has chosen him as God And President of the United States At Large and I thought that was a lifetime appointment.
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Let Keith David and Tony Tood keep doing all the voice overwork. They pretty much do all the trailers and military commercials now anyways. Plus they are both bad ass.
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Commerical voiced over by Freeman, saying, "When was the last time you went to the Aquarium on a tuesday?" So I guess this commercial is targeting the laid off/unemployed America right now and trying to get them to waste money on a fucking trip to the Aquarium? When was the last time anyone with a job did anything on Tuesday, basides work?
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STFU! All i know is cw loves the foot-fist way
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Forget Script Girl, ChoclateWoman is a revelation, triggering all kinds of debate material. Love her, or hate her, this is a star in the making!!! A real AICN legend, among posters. She deserves her own column on AICN for this, and I am not joking. It would be an interesting experiment to see what she would come up with, and what would happen with her in charge of a weekly column on this web site. Harry, I hope you have the guts to go with it, and try it!!!
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How anyone could have taken you seriously after this satirical gem astounds me: "Someones gonna pork your Daughter/Grand daughter, it might as well be someone they respect and trust. Plus, as a parent you have first dibs, not legally, but morally atleast. Cut the brotha some slack."Trolls would have a harder time of things if the internet weren't so full of dopes who take even the most ludicrous things at face value.
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Jul 20, 2009 9:18:27 AM CDT
The Dark Shite: Have You Noticed That Choclate Woman...
by media messiah
...appears to be interested in referencing sex with white men??? The racism thing is a lure. She is flirting with you, and other white guys on this site, believe it or not!!!
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was great
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Oh yes.
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Oh yes.
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Baits nerds with sexism and choclate covered pussy juice.
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both are hot and I could NEVER betray that trust.
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How did he "prey" on her? Was you present at the time? Did YOU witness him pump her with booze and roofies when he FORCED himself INSIDE her. How can any of you know the exact details of this story, the same with Jacko, you know what frankly I couldn't give a shit, I think the world needs to realise that sometimes good people can do bad things, and vice versa, shockingly not everything is simply black or white. In fact it's all a shitty grey.
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Chocolate Woman sounds just like a guy trying to sound like a woman. Anyone can be who or what they want and sorry, don't buy it and I am not impressed. If you want people to think you are a woman, try actually acting like one.
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Is Morgan Freeman's fuck bunny granddaughter.
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Fuck I just let Internet Explorer 8 install itself in an update, and now all the text on AICN looks different. All chunky and crappy looking.
I fear change.
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And a white dude, at that. And he's just trying to get in on some of that Danny Glover's Dick Blood action. He wants attention, and it works. All praise the talkbacks.
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his Oscar as a dildo on his stepgranddaughter.
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As Henry Kissinger once said, "Power is the greatest aphrodisiac in the world!" Morgan Freeman knew exactly what he was doing. I have been around celebities for years...and I saw mother's trying to pimp-off their under-aged daughters to famous people. I saw how people look at celebrities as the second coming of Christ because they are not use to seeing them in real life. Trust me, this girl/woman in Freeman's life, or anyone, would be at a disadvantage with someone famous. Like anyone of us would say no to Madonna, or even Oprah, for that matter??? Hell, if Oprah said to me right now, you are going to be my man, considering the economy, I wouldn't say no, and neither would any of you, despite what you might say to the contrary. My point in saying this is that this girl, just like Woody Allen's daughter, were not going to say no, considering how rich and powerful these men are. Power, fame, and money, changes everything. Freeman was in the position as a mature and intelligent man, to look elsewhere and say no, but he didn't because he knew he could get away with it. The forbidden fruit is what stimulates a rich and powerful man, one who knows that he can have just about any woman he wants, whether she is married, or not, under-aged, or not, etc.--and that very fact isn't fun to him, it is no longer a sexual turn-on...he wants the woman that he supposedly can't have, like his step granddaughter, for instance. Trust me on this, if Freeman, considering his level of fame walked into a McDonald's right now, and dropped his pants and said, "Somebody...suck my dick!", there are loyal wives, girlfriends, and daughters of men who are sitting right there, who would stand-up, walk over...and fall to their knees before Freeman to suck his dick...and some of them, with the express encouragement of those men they came to the restaurant with. That is just how life is, in most cases. And for the women who wouldn't, they'd leave the restaurant, and later often wish they had sucked Freeman's dick. Money and power, and fame, offers both BTW, changes everything...and only the most rare exception baffles the rule.Oprah, or Madonna, wherever you are, I'll suck your dicks--and so will everybody on this page, no matter what they claim!!! In the end, people just want the money...even good people as this world is so cruel, sometimes you can't afford to say no, and you'd be a fool to!!!
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Man I hope he does that in the next movie thats awesome!
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WAAAYYY too big for me, I have a bad gag reflex.
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Hahaha!!! I can't stop laughing over your comments!!! I'd love to see that too, Freeman telling people to suck his dick in a packed restaurant and fully exposed, and literally meaning it--but he has to play himself, if he is going to say that. "I'm Morgan Freeman dammit--somebody...suck my dick!!!"
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Jul 20, 2009 10:11:31 AM CDT
It'll be interesting to see if the media sidesteps this incest i
by bigtuna
Because Freeman is black. Let's be honest, we know it's true.
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But I would happily manage to suck her dick anyway...day and night...Oprah and Gale too, just give me the money!!!
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Id probably give Freemans cock a nice handjob using the grease off the mcdonalds floor before I ever put Madonnas cock in my mouth.
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And let's face it, he deserves it...but in his case, I think he'll enjoy the bragging rights--a part of the forbidden fruit thing!!! Sick and twisted, but true--it will only cause the sex to be better when you are playing the martyr and you deem your love as being misunderstood!!! It makes you want the object of your desire all the more.
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a statement regarding Freeman's penis will this make the non-Enquirer news. " Well, it was veiny and wrinkled with all these freckles on it.."
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surely then you deserve everything you get if your throwing yourself at a celeb
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Oprah no fuckin way
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"sometimes you can't afford to say no, and you'd be a fool to!!!" so what are the extenuating circumstances were it would be allowed in your opinion
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jesus...
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But that is the problem, even if you aren't throwing yourself at a celebrity, if they come onto you, seriously, you turning down Oprah would be like turning down a lottery ticket to 3 to 6 billion dollars, her present worth. For the sake of yourself, and family, you'd be crazy to say no at the chance to play that lottery. BTW, my ex dumped me for not having enough money. I will never allow myself to be placed in that position in life again, ever, ever!!! I never knew the real rules of life before, but now I do...and that is why I am sharing them so you guys don't have to suffer the same fate. Money means everything in regard to being in control of your life, and getting what, and who, you want... and possibly keeping them. Without it, your chances of finding, and holding onto true love, are doomed. Just let a financial crisis hit, and your women will leave you for somebody else, and almost immediately at that, your good character and quality of spirit and love, be damned. Go for the money, get it, and the women will follow. Follow the girls, and forget the money, and you will lose everytime. Oprah, Gale, and Madonna...I will suck your dicks like they have never been sucked before!!!
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Really he hasn't put any effort out since Twelve Monkeys.
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Pick your bitches better!
Mine has nursed me through mental illness and cancer. Mental illness started a year after we met do to a work related injury.
While living on a minimal amount, lower than poverty level income combined, we lived well and never argued about money. While not rich we always had enough due to planning.
I know I'm not alone. You chick deserves to lose a limb for that shit eating attitude.
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Google up some un retouched Madonna photos. She is scrawny scary ugly. Whatever she is doing to wind up that way she needs to stop before she becomes full blown Jacko fucked.
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All the cocks she was using trying to steal the youth off men for her own selfish gains. The gods surely had enough.
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Nope money ain't buying me. Neither is celebrity.
I like looking at my ugly self in the mirror without seeing some greedy prostitute staring back.
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I know she banged Rosie back in the day. And whats her name the tall gap toothed Lesbian indie artist/comedian whos name I obviously can't recall.
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Jul 20, 2009 11:22:03 AM CDT
i'd blow Oprah if she let me search under her couch
by jackknifed_juggernaut
cushions afterward. fuck this "integrity" thing you guys speak of... i'm tryng to get paid.
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Gap toothed comic
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Jul 20, 2009 11:26:31 AM CDT
maybe if i started "trying" instead of "tryng"
by jackknifed_juggernaut
i'd be paid by now...
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I have been in board rooms where the white executives were cursing worse than black rappers. That is real life. Life is like the song "The Gambler", "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run!" There is no integrity in business, there is just the integrity found in knowing how to survive business...and life, as with so-called love relationships, is a business. I hope to reign in Heaven, but this world is Hell. I'm am just learning how to survive it by serving myself, for once, being a nice guy has not served me well at all.
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your right MM but so is EvilWizardGlick i honestly despise money its the cause and solution to all the worlds problems and all the money and power couldn't sway me, fact is I'd fuck anything with stockings on, dosen't matter what you offer me or look like if you got sussies on I'd bang you, yes even you MM.
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Nothing wrong with that. She's horny, and wants to fuck, and feels safe under her screen name to bait you white guys, so she can sexually interact with the right guy of her choosing. If one of you gives her what she wants, faux racists Billy Bob Thorn (Monster's Ball) verbal foreplay, if you're into what she is into...she'll eventually give you her email...and then her phone number, and you can get to fisting right away. That's what is up with this chick, our resident Halie Berry. It's foreplay on her part, not just simple trolling--she actually likes you guys, has crushes on you, though she won't say it outward as that spoils the game, the sexual tension which she is intentionally stoking-up...and this web site is like a hot dog factory for her, "a virtual sausage party"...so she is like a kid in a candy store. One of you, give her the hard dick, and hard fisting she is looking for, already!!! After that, she'll be skipping around, happy like a fairy...I guarantee you, and deeply in love with you!!! No more smack talking!!!
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yep I know she now looks like a turkish drag queen but I still firmly believe she would be one of the greatest fucks in the biz, I know I said no to Oprah earlier but I forgot about my stocking rule sorry, Point is though it aint the money or the power that would make me fuck them its that saucy glimpse of thigh just above those sexy, silky, frilly stockings, following the suspender up to the honeypot (or pipe, no discrimination here thank you) slowly pushing my hand in between... well you get the point
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Take the money first. Why do it for free? The problem is, you mess around, and you will fall in love. Better to take the money while messing around, and if you fall in love, that's a bonus.
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Madonna bangged Rosie? Is that a truth/rumor/joke? Because thats just gross, Rosie's always been....well Rosie.
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Jul 20, 2009 11:47:29 AM CDT
Imagine if Morgan Freeman referred to himself in third person?
by theycallmemrtibbs
Morgan Freeman walks into Mc Donald's and stands on top of the counter.
"BITCHES!", he exclaims " Come Suck Morgan Freeman's Dick!"
"I'M MORGAN FREEMAN BITCH!" WHATEVER MORGAN FREEMAN WANTS MORGAN FREEMAN GETS!"
"KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!" -
You seem to be just the kind of guy Choclate Woman is looking for? She comes off like a black version of Madonna, anyway...and I agree, Madonna has to be one of the greatest lovers in the business--I'm talking blow your mind, "I can't believe that???" we did that kind of sex. The same with Choclate Woman!!!
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Sure, he's coasted by by "being Willis" in a lot of roles, but look again at The Sixth Sense. The movie was ALL him, and he didn't get nominated while all around him did. He did excellent work in Unbreakable and Sin City..but he's been sliding by a helluva lot.
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Jul 20, 2009 11:50:01 AM CDT
MM - you are assuming that ChocoFem is a Woman
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
And not some dude who knows that the one sure fire way to get attention from geeks on a geek site is to either be a female or pretend to be a female - and a sexually aggressive one at that. Hence the reason Script Girl gets so many hist even though everyone screams and bitches about it. ChocoFem is probably some skinny, balding, white dude with a melatonin complex and a pimple.
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Jul 20, 2009 11:52:04 AM CDT
Theycallmemrtibbs: Now That Is The Real Morgan Freeman
by media messiah
And the truth is, that is the real all of us, if we had the money, fame, and power to back it up!!! I'd be in McDonald's every night, ordering, and having, people suck my dick, if I had that kind of money!!!
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"Life is like the song "The Gambler", "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run!"
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The only way to find-out is to get her email, get her phone number...get her on the phone...and invite her out to a restaurant. Meet her there, in a public place, and you'll know. If she is as fine as she says she is, then fuck her brains out, if not, or if she is a guy, don't. But then again, if she is a guy, she won't show-up...and that will be your answer. Now, if she is fine...then you have just won the sexual lottery...as you can only dream of a woman who talks like that, and is into such freaky things!!!
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Exploit it, because if you don't, it will exploit you!!!
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your right, just enough cash to keep me supplied is all I could want for, I'd be easily kept. And I think ChocolateWomans style is awfully familar, and I haven't seen my suspect on here for a while. OT does anyone know why the fuck I can't log in at home with this or any other account? Did my IP get banned coz I ripped on Moriarty? or just coz I'm a prick. ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD
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If you live near, or in, the area. Ask her out on a date!!!
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Morgan Freeman boinked his grand daughter until I started reading this talkback. I hate Morgan Freeman because he CANNOT act. I am so sick of seeing him in movies, I hate him almost as much as Tom Cruise. The Difference between MF and Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Woody Allen, etc, all of whom are scum bags, is that these others have something called TALENT. Morgan Freeman only knows how to play ONE roll and he does it over and over again ruining every inch of film he is on. Note to hollywood, every time you think of hiring MF, hire Danny Glover instead. He is awesome in everything I've seen him in and is close to the same age I guess.
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I would have to say that I have fucked my fair share of skank.
I boned a chick that was 20 pounds underweight
I fucked a fat chick that sucked my cock so hard that I had hickies on the head for a week. I even tag teamed a woman that was 10 years older and a Staff Sargent in my company in the Army
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Warren Ellis rules. I can't remember, is this the one that starts out showing a violent regime change in America in the first six pages? It's been a while since I read it, but if it is the Warren Ellis story I am thinking of it was pretty sweet. Even if it's not Warren Ellis is always brilliant. Bruce Willis is cool too. Fuck Morgan Freeman because of his acting, not his personal life. Oh yeah, fuck him for his personal life too.
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Could just be a fat chick as well.
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Getting dumped sucks, I feel for ya. But, seriously, you sound like an emo teenager who's holed up in his room listening to the Cure, burning candles and writing bad poetry. Consider puttting down the Nietzsche and going out to have some meaningless sex. You'll feel better.
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Morgan Freeman is on the treadmill of noble black man roles because thats all Hollywood knows. Check out Street Smart with Christopher Reeve to see some early Freeman.
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Media Messiah, you're kind of creeping me out in this tb a little bro.
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had to be done
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I don't think MM is depressed... but he seems to be taking on the role of a warped pimp for ChocolateWoman (who may be a woman, may be a guy, may be Media Messiah himself - i don't know, or really care).
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Their over-exposed mugs just scream 'Hollywood Actor playing the same old role'. Get some new talent, or actors who are NOT typecast. Esspecially Willis. I just can't buy him as anything other than smug hollywood Millionaire playing beaten and bruised and weary ex-cop/con/firefighter/detective/army guy/oil driller/fighter Pilot/ Deep Sea Salvage Guy/Ice Road Trucker/Boxer/etc.
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Shawshank, Million Dollar Baby, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Wanted (but turned out to be evil), The Bucket List, The sum of all Fears, Seven, Unforgiven.
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You forgot March Of The Penguins.
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You forgot Gone Baby Gone which foreshadowed Wanted.
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to tell him "stop acting like fuckin Bruce Willis" Shame is I just don't think Bruce cares anymore since Kutcher Punked him by bumming his Mrs.
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But penguins are black and white, so he helped some biracial characters through their problems...
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But then he turns around and marries some hottie who's what?, younger than Kutchner? Ah the power of Seagram wine coolers..
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MM must stop posting. He just comes across as ill. I love that he constantly drops hints that he is tangentally connected to Hollywood players yet also can't help but reveal that, despite his "messianic" power, he is a vision-impaired, penniless loser who gets dumped by his female. Is it not more likely that she dumped you because you are a creepy pseudo-sociopath who misuses exclamation points and question marks?But seriously folks, I think he might be an elaborate hoax/troll job by the master: Mark Twain.
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I'm with a lot you about MF. Especially the news about him boinking a grand daughter or whatever yikes... But I guess when you're that old you take what you can get.
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Saying "Warren Ellis" and "brutal" is a bit redundant... everything Warren Ellis does is brutal.
Just finished Crooked Little Vein this past weekend in the lobby of a cheap resort in Wisconsin at 6 in the morning. Very disappointing. The "plot" is a thinly-veiled excuse to tie together every sexual "depravity" that Ellis could think of... which was, if I remember, about 3 different things, including the secondary character being a woman with a *gasp* tattoo on her face and *gasp* penchant to sleep with whomever she chooses... and bill it as an expose of America's facinating underground. Yawn. There was better stuff in the first five pages of Transmetropolitan. -
It starred Brian Cox and Tom Sizemore, and it was quite good.Then there's also REDS (with Robert REDford no less), but that's another story.
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(although I could be wrong as usual)
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I find it interesting that a woman who posts on these TB's has to be fat or ugly or *GASP* definately a male. What a thick gooey load! Listen up you dickless nerds, I'm all woman. Sure I like a sausage or three and when a hot lesbo comes along, who can resist? But that doesn't mean my opinion doesn't count, goddammit!! Back to the topic at hand: Morgan freeman's step Grand daughter. Have you seen pics of her? She sooo fine. Can't really blame the man.
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dirty old wart machine fucking his foster granddaughter
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Jul 21, 2009 2:08:36 AM CDT
Still I bet he put diapers on His Step Grand daughter once...
by darthsaul666
And to think he started hitting that is kinda creepy.
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I think The Cure are cool, but I love Depeche Mode circa...1982 to 1991. Yes, I am very sad that my girl dumped me. I understand, but I don't have to like it. She was dying...and her finances were bad. I have no money, so since she was deeply worried about her health insurance, she ran off with another man. Life has its cold equations...and this really messed my head-up as I was hoping to marry and have kids with her. I had to read her post on the net that she married this other man that I didn't even know existed. That was a real punch in the stomach to top off all the rest. I was very kind to her, hence my change of thinking about life. If you have no money, in the eyes of any woman, you are road kill, end of story. As for Choclate Woman, Harry and the rest of the Ain't It Cool News.Com staff can confirm that I am not behind her posts, because on web sites such as this, they can check where you are posting from, even what web service you are using, so, if you ask one of the moderators they will be more than happy to tell you that my posts are not coming from the same city, or state, as Choclate Woman who is posting from Atlanta.BTW, you'll notice that Choclate Woman has not denied what I have said. Many of you misunderstand her. She is clearly flirting with you, and likes you. It's the normal male/female dynamic...when people of the opposite sex fight and argue, it can also be the basis of expressing sexual interest...and romance therein. Choclate Woman obviously is attracted to Nordic men...so, if you like Black Women, as I said, be daring enough to seriously ask her out...and change the tone of your postings, from foes, to friends as she is not your enemy, and I suspect that some of you like her too, no matter what you say. Who knows, maybe you'll find an awesome romantic connection? She loves sex, and kinky sex at that, no limits...and that is pretty great considering that most women are sexual hypocrites. She is not, which is the great thing about this. I mean, how many women are this cool?Now, onto me...I directed a video. It has been a while since I picked-up a camera-- years in fact, as I have been very, very depressed...but this was my return to my filmmaking efforts. The footage, looks great. And no, I won't be posting it as I don't wish to I.D. myself, but I feel like I am back in my element. Nothing like filming hot women, either. I'm still broke though, and I miss my girlfriend. I worry about her a lot, husband, or no husband.
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And I have been thinking about burning candles. I also am into philosophers, but I prefer the guy who wrote The Art Of War...as you can apply it to all aspects of life. Assume that everyone is out to get you, and be very surprised when someone isn't. I don't think that part is in the book, but the art of surprising your enemies is taught...so, depending on you being on the targeted side, well, my viewpoint is true. Never drop your guard.
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Women love being treated like shit. I love it. Men who treat me like a piece of meat get to fuck me in the ass. Men who treat me with respect get a handjob at best. You gotta treat that cunt of an ex-GF like a piece of shit and she will come back and gargle your hot jizz like its the water from the fountain of life. As for the music video, congrats and all. What music label did you do it for? Film or hd? If you say SD, you lose fisting rights automatically. Btw I'm not from atlanta. Only queers and raging fucking douchebags come from atlanta.
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Yes, you are right, women like/love being treat badly...I agree, something that I am in the process of learning. I respect my ex, even when she makes me mad, and she was ultimately turned-off by me, and my extreme loyalty to her, because of it. As for her, she is out of contact with me, and I wonder if her disease has progressed to its final stage--I don't know? Our story is very Shakespearean, and Greek Tragedy like.
The video is on HD, so my fisting rights are still guaranteed, yes? Haha!!! The label? It is an independent label that is just starting out--no money there so far. The record industry is a mess these days, and there are few investors out there thanks to the bad economy, but due to You Tube...and I-Tunes, etc., independents finally have a real chance at distribution that the majors can't stop. You're not in Atlanta? Well, so much for my snooping skills? I don't have the technology AICN.com has to vet posters, and I don't know how to hack, but I gave it a good effort to Google you. Finally, thank you for your kind non PC advice, I have never met such a ruthless, yet tender Dominatrix before, but you are very unique Choclate Woman. Yes, you are a truth-teller, I can honestly say, and I appreciate the sexually graphic truth that you have given me, real life being stranger than pulp fiction. And thank you for your kind words about the video. Kindness is in short supply today, so, one so strong willed as you-- well, you never cease to surprise, considering your taboo ways, and S&M sense of joy? In my effort to treat you badly, as it is what women want...I just wanted to say, you deserve a most vicious spanking, but in a good way. Thanks again Choclate Woman!!!
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By day he's mild mannered, slightly retarded Media Messiah, BUT! When sanity strikes & intelligence threatens to overcome the stupid gene, he becomes..
CHOCLATEWOMAN! Da da da!
Along with his trusty side-kick-RACE CARD RETARD BOY.
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So if a man slapped you on the ass and said 'hey baby. You, me, and a bottle of rum in the backseat of a volkswagon', you'd let them fuck you in the ass? I see feminism is back in force.
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Media is a bit of a gormless tit, isn't he?
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I think were seein' the start of somethin' scary yet beautiful here
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It's just fuckin scary.
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I don't want to see him in these shitty films.
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I leave the talkback for a day or two and it's turned into fucking NEIGHBOURS.
ChoclateWoman is a trolling piece of shit. Media Messiah needs counselling like no-one else on Earth. GLOBAL FREQUENCY needs to be FUCKING RELEASED!
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I'm always like telling stuck up bitches this joke: How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the light bulb and the other to suck my boyfriends dick. Always riles them up. I'm pro womans choice on almost anything. Including the right to be aggressive in bed and get fucked in the ass. I'M the one giving the man the right to do so, so I'M the one in POWER. Feels good too. People that have a problem with this outlook are usually the ones that treat women like inferior cum dumpsters. And dark shite, you sad pathetic little dicked man, please give up the stalker routine you have going. Just leave me alone, buddy. Maybe you should visit the supermarket soon, I sense you are running out of Pound cake to shove down your fat face and tin foil to wrap around your fat head. Dickhead.
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Because feminism is about EMPOWERMENT, NOT JUST about power. Feminism as a philosophy assumes that the feminist assumes responsibility for their actions. Granted, you saying that you prefer a guy to treat you like shit - and said guy then gets a pass to your ass - reads on the surface like a typical "I'm a feminist and because I want this to happen like this, I HAVE THE POWER", beneath the surface it reveals you to be a self-loather who basically invites men to treat you like shit because deep down you feel as if you yourself ARE a piece of shit. Where you think you are acting as a feminist, actually you are acting out, inviting misogynist treatment to ratify the sense of worthlessness you feel about yourself. Just because you "give" a man the right to treat you like shit, doesn't change the fact that the man is still treating you like shit.
See, I can spout high-handed pseudo-intellectual bollocks too.
Oh, and a joke: Why did the feminist cross the road? TO SUCK MY DICK.
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You're a trolling cunt. Plain & simple. You stalked me for fucking days, talking shit, making the same kinds of accusations that you accused others of-racism etc. Which is why I haven't spoken to you. You're just scum. A manky gap-toothed whore.
I just took pity on Media Messiah, who is either you, or is so desperate for cavern sized pussy that he needs to be a sycophant to a woman with a mouth like a street corner 2 quid hooker. Unlike you, cock features, I've been on this site for ages & I'll write on any TB I want to. Now get back in the kitchen, there's a good little whore. -
"Just because you "give" a man the right to treat you like shit, doesn't change the fact that the man is still treating you like shit." Really, fucktard Really? IF I didn't give him the right to treat me like shit, then he wouldn't. I control that male in that way. With my approval, nothing happens. I'm IN power. You seem to have an 8 year olds grasp on how women work. Let me guess, mommy tugged you off a few times, Cousin May-Lou let you finger her snatch and now all your female co-workers laugh at how fat your ass is behind your back. Just because I have an alternate way of thinking that doesn't conform to your right wing bible thumping virginal view of life, doesn't mean I loathe myself, you stupid fucking mongoliod. Men beg to spend time with me. I'm sure Men aka Bears love spending time with you too, but its not really the same thing, is it, lard-O?
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Sorry about that mistake, fatso.
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That "mold" suits you perfectly, you creepy little dipshit.
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Feminism is a redundant notion. The only feminism nowadays is actually harmful to society.
I remember watching a documentary about it, (made by a feminist by the way), which exposed the inner workings. In it were examples (& secret footage) of the modern powerful feminists. They own the vast majority of women's magazines & have entire offices dedicated NOT to empowering women, but to disempowering men & breaking up the family structure.
I may be wrong, but I think it was Christian Bale's Step-mother Gloria Steinem, who said the primary aim of modern feminism is "the removal of the father figure from the family". That's just twisted.
If it wasn't her, it was someone similar, in a very powerful media position, with the ability to use the media to subtely break down the family.
The doc showed how even little things, like the joke pages in women's magazines where women supposedly write in & give a funny example of something stupid their husbands did, are written by professional journalists & placed in the magazines as propoganda.
I'm all for equality (when I'm not replying to that evil nasty little shit choclateman), but most women who would consider themselves feminists often don't know the intentions behind the people who run the show.
Even the likes of Germaine Greer, who pretty much WAS feminism back in the 60's & 70's, have abaondoned it as a harmful concept that isn't needed in 2009.
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You're just a bitter little troll. & you're the one doing the stalking. As proven by my final words...
No matter what you say to me, I won't reply. You're a cunt. Scum. As for stalking, your friend Media Messiah is the one who said he googled you to see where you live. Now that's creepy! Me? Once again I was talking to someone else & you just can't resist mentioning me. If you didn't mention me, I wouldn't be replying. -
Shit must of have missed that, Dark shitty. But you didn't, stalker boy. Creepy creepy stuff. But I offer a token of peace and the only form of positive female contact a fat dweeb like you will ever get: I agree with your post on the harms of 70's feminism. Those women were bigger idiots than the Jane-bread bakers they were riling against. Anyway, Nothing says 2009 female empowerment like a hot mouthful of jizz being gargled for your mans amusement. Glad we see things the same way.
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Jul 21, 2009 8:24:10 PM CDT
& I'll say one last thing choclatecock, very sensibly..
by the dark shite
Then I'm done with you.
I've mentioned several times on this site over the years, that I'm a half Scots, half Irish Englishman by birth. However, my adoptive parents are Korean.
My adoptive big brother & little sister are Korean. My little brother was also adopted & is African. My wife is Korean-Japanese (I came to live in Japan & we had something in common & it went from there).
That's the reason I took offence to your hateful trolling on the torchwood TB before, when you accused me of racism, trying to cover up your own racist comments at the start of the TB, which I had pointed out.
That's also the reason I told whoever it was at the top of this TB to ignore your accusations of racism, because you just do it to troll. I have no wish to talk to you.
A troll is bad, but annoying at worst. A troll who uses race & gender as bait? Beneath contempt. Just scum.
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But no, I don't accept any offer of peace. I'm not a fucking racist. If anythi9ng I've spent my whole life fighting the fuckers & you don't know how angry you made me.
& as you can see, I'm married to a very, very, hot Korean-Japanese girl (she looks almost exactly like Boomer from BSG. Virtually identical). So as for you being the only kind of positive female contact I can get? I think you're a bit delusional.
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Just like you, I've mentioned several times on this site over the years, that I'm a half German, half Irish Englishwoman by birth. However, my adoptive parents are Somalian.
My adoptive big brother & little sister are Chilean. My little brother was also adopted & is Asian. My husband is Korean-african americna (I came to live in america & we had something in common & it went from there).
as you can see, I'm married to a very, very, hot Korean-african american(he looks almost exactly like Denzel! I have proof in picture form cut out from magazines. Virtually identical!!)And he has a foot long cock and calls Meg ryan before the sodomy begins. All of this is completely the truth, my adoptive international brotherhood, hot celebrity look-alike partner are ALL REAL. They are totally NOT the delusional ramblings of a fat nerd on a movie website, trying to prove his lowly self worth to a woman he supposedly hates and loves to stalk. -
Maybe if you'd been on the site as long as I have you might have seen it.
You're an idiot. Go troll someone else. If Media Messiah loves you enough to google where you live, go talk shit to each other. Who knows, maybe you can "gargle his jizz" as you so delicately put it, while he stabs you to death, all courtesy of google. Retard. Put your knickers back on, get back in the kitchen & make me a sammich. -
What's wrong, dark? Doesn't that blow up doll that you have Boomers face super glued on to, respond to your demands to make you dinner? Depressed "boomer" doesn't "talk" to you like she used to? Is that why you keep hounding me on every talkback, spouting hateful sexist drivel like "Get back to the kitchen" when you get your ass pwned? Doesn't your boomer blow up doll comfort you while you cry your fat self to sleep with delusions of a multicultral family that never existed? I pity you, dark shite. I really do. Please seek help from someone or something that isn't a sex toy.
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2 talkbacks. & both times you spoke to me first.
I have never had my "ass pwned" by you. I beat you each time. With a little technique called stating fucking facts, while you just repeat the same shit over & over.
Maybe that guy above was right, this is your way of flirting. Sorry, I'm married to a much hotter model than you.
I wouldn't fuck you with a shitty stick I found in the garden.
Now stop typing silly. You need to make your face pretty for the men folk. Besides, you won't get much cooking done if you type at the same time.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynoiBF7OjkI
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Who spoke to who first on this TB? You can here to hound me FIRST on this TB. Get back to the deflated Boomer fuck doll in your closet, and the air pump tube that fits up her plastic ass. She understands your pain. She really does.
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Jul 21, 2009 10:02:41 PM CDT
Remove the spaces in the link to watch my video for you.
by the dark shite
I should probably tell you that, seeing as how you don't know your arse from your elbow. Enjoy!
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I Google everybody. I happened to see some activity that indicated that she was from Atlanta, but she said no. I accept that...end of story. I was trying to help you guys get a date. No big deal, I was making conversation, so I spoke of my brief query. She is a happily married woman, according to her, in her last few posts here, and I think that is cool when people find that kind of personal Nirvana--but I still think the obvious, she is flirting with you guys, and has succeeded. She likes to be treated like shit, and you are treating her like shit...as that is what you like to do to women, admit it, or not. Choclate Woman has won. She is in power her, and you guys are gtiving her what she wants, and gladly..a verbal fuck in the ass, and a fisting, and all are secretly delighted!!!I find her honestly interesting, and refreshing, and the debate...profoundly enlightening at times. Give Choclate Woman a break in terms of her efforts, she, like me, in my past incarnations on AICN.com, seeks to spark debate beyond just the same old conversations on whether Christian Bale makes a more exciting Batman than Michael Keaton--that kind of stuff is menatally limiting and dated. For once on AICN.com...we have an honest female speaking, as this is how many women talk, to varying degrees, yes, but most, talk like sailors when not in mixed company with men...and yes, they also act on their filthy talk, just like many men do, one fisting...and session of anal at a time, or... more.
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but seriously dude, you aren't my type. Too nice. And I'm not from atlanta. Seems like I have an imitator out there on the nets.
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Jul 22, 2009 1:53:24 AM CDT
ChoclateWoman: Me Too, People Steal All Of My Good Net Names...
by media messiah
...all the time??? Thanks for the fisting rights to your Chocolate beaver and bottom...Choclate Woman, they are well earned, and well deserved, I might add, but I could never size-up to your man. A foot long??? That's some guy, and a lucky man at that, on two accounts...he's well hung...and most importantly, he has you...a woman who understands a man, without all the game playing!!!I am too nice??? You are correct--something that I have always known--it is the story of my life???For you Choclate Woman...the song below--cut and paste the address in your net navigator and hit enter, but remember to delete any spaces that may appear in the address in order to link to the proper address location successfully, before you hit the enter button, okay? Continue to Rock & Rule...my new friend!!!
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Remember to take-out the spaces in the net address.
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Stop wanking each other off online. Take it to IM. And Choco, I wouldn't go so far as to call you a cunt. But I would say you're an annoying troll. Whereas Media is just a self-deluded putz.
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Putz isn't such a bad word? I wish you well, Mr. Z...but you misunderstand, people of color are very gifted in many ways, and one of those ways is the fact that we are the most sensual, and uncompromising lovers around, and that is what makes some uncomfortable--people like you. Don't hate, no--get yourself somebody of color, and enjoy the best sex you have ever had, and or, will have!!!
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As opposed to what? Transparent skinned people? Surely all people have colour? I don't know why people can't just call themselves what they are & be done with it.
"Oh, I'm a person of colour." Yeah? So am I! Kinda pink, to be specific. Nice to meet ya.
Anyway, it isn't true. I once shagged a girl with Jaundice. Nothin to write home about.
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doesn't mean you once shagged a REAL girl with jaundice. I'm sure thats a great story you can tell that make believe international family of yours.
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You got no windows to lick?
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Looking back at your posts, that you keep calling men fat dweebs/geeks etc.
Given that you can't actually see anybody here, I think you must be a big lardy lady. The type that has to be winched out of her house by the fire brigade when she needs to go to hospital.
Hence the name ChoclateWoman. That's the nickname the local kids gave you.
I geddit now. You've got a thing against fanboys 'cause Carrie Fisher strangled your little brother in Return of the Jedi.
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Or can't you understand why her plastic blow up body can't move of its own accord? Funny Jabba the hut joke tho. I'll give you that, blubberguts.
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A dude posing as a "woman" that is so obviously a guy, arguing with people. Making great pains to say how much of a "woman" she/he is. Guess what, if you were a woman, you would not feel the need to point it out so much. But it is entertaining. I like seeing an attention seeking troll beg for attention. Carry on!
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""Just because you "give" a man the right to treat you like shit, doesn't change the fact that the man is still treating you like shit." Really, fucktard Really? IF I didn't give him the right to treat me like shit, then he wouldn't. I control that male in that way."
The only problem being, you seem to believe - REALLY believe - that you are in control of men all the time. Problem is, there are good men, and there are bad men. Some men even rape, then murder, women. You have fuck all control over men like THAT. Which is where all this "I have the power" bullshit rhetoric that supposed "feminists" like yourself falls chronically fucking short - the fact that if you invite negative male attention, one day the wrong guy will do shit to you that you DON'T like and you DIDN'T fucking agree to. And I wouldn't wish something like that on even a bottom-feeding trollfuck such as YOU.
You're a fucking embarrassment to your supposed gender, feminism, Talkbackers all over htis site, and most especially to your parents, who must be wondering where the fuck they went wrong.
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I'd agree with you that feminism at is was conceived in the '70s has been hijacked by women who think equality basically equals acting like MEN, rather than fighting for equal rights whilst retaining their femininity. I think this was made very apparent in the rise of ladette-ism in the UK in the mid-'90s.
I think there's still mileage in the concept of feminism - but I suspect most women will just carry on using their feminine charms to put one over on we big dumb men, and then crying about it when their games are revealed - THAT'S what passes for feminism or female equality in the UK these days. I wouldn't tar ALL women with that brush - but certainly the dumber they are, the more likely they are to fit into this generalisation. And the dumber women get in this country (helped by the likes of BIG BROTHER and mags such as HEAT), the further away from the original ideals of feminism they will get.
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There was an episode of The Simpsons once where Homer was on a chat show, and a sassy black woman went 'HMMMM MMMM' every five seconds. She was less of a stereotype than you are.
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Spoken like a true virgin who sleeps in his moms basement and jacks off to jailbait porn. Fail.
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We have the TB equivalent of letters to Penthouse. How long till chocolatewoMAN starts describing her MANgina?
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This guy is starving for attention, stop giving it to him. This is no woman, but we all know that, let him continue his little pathetic charade but just don't give him the attention he so desperately seems to need, it's quite sad.
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Women can, and will, be pro-feminist...and pro-feminism...until money, fame, and power is involved, and then that all goes completely out of the damn window!!! Most are hypocrites and won't outwardly admit it...however, Choclate Woman has, and I have learned from my last disaster in love, that this is true. It is just a part of human animal instinct, especially with women. For a woman, it is about building the strongest nest, with the strongest male in the herd, instinctually...so, that she can birth, and raise, healthy babies. If a male is loud, mean, a misogynist...etc., women respond to it,in a positive manner, as it communicates to them that, until he, that cad who is dominating them, and buying them, gets bested by another male, he, in effect, is...the srongest available male in the herd...at least, within her grasp.Even lipstick lesbians want a woman who acts like a domineering male, just look at Lindsey Lohan and her girlfriend, as evidence??? It's just a fact--nature is controlling this. Choclate Woman hasn't broken it down to you all, in scientific terms, to better explain herself, and her reactions to men, but I just did...even doctors and scientists have observed, and reported, this as being factual. Look-up Marylin Monroe Syndrome on the net. It talks about this very thing in detail...from a newly release study. Hell, the number one fantasy of women, is the rape fantasy--that should inform you of all you need to know!!! Women want a domineering man, and if you don't take charge via ruling them with money, and telling them what to do, and when to do it, they will find another man, or woman...who will. Sadly, I just found this out for myself, personally, after years of being warned by other men to stop treating women as my equals, or even greater than myself. I failed to listen to that advice, and now I am paying the hefty price for it!!! Women want to be dominated, period!!!!!
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