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Scarlett looks mighty fine as a redhead...
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Judging by the Comic-Con schedule, IRON MAN will dominate Saturday as everybody and their brother seems to have decided to angle for a Thursday/Friday spot on the schedule. And it looks like they're dominating the Entertainment Weekly Comic-Con special, which gives the world its first glimpse at Scarlett Johansson in the black tights and red mop.
After things I've heard and seen I think it's safe to say that Johansson is really bringing her A game to this role and I, for one, think she looks great. Now we have to hear her speak and see if the whole package comes together.
Here's the cover of EW's Comic-Con special (click for bigger version):
And here's a higher res look at a shot of her in action published by the good folks at JoBlo:
What do you folks think? Those bracelets are pretty damn awesome, right?
-Quint
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One the top 3 hottest babes in movies today.
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give me more!
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LUV IR - Can't wait for this to come out!
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Repeatedly.
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wouldn't be good
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I wonder if her carpet matches her pubes
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...those bracelets (the actual bracelets) *are* pretty awesome. I'm fairly certain Black Widow wears something like those in the comics too. Anyway yeah, it's a hot girl in leather or whatever, but that's nothing I couldn't see if I bought a ticket to G.I. Joe. Hopefully the panel at Comic-Con has a more substantial look at how this project is shaping up.
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Like anyone's looking at Scarlett Johansson's wristsBut, yes, they do look cool.
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...it's just a publicity photo but I have to trust Favs; he did a fantastic job of bringing Iron Man to the screen. Not sold on Whiplash yet but I do trust Mickey Rourke to deliver a menacing villain. Movies are oly as good as their villain as Dark Knight proved last year. Imagine that slog without the Joker... yawn!
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w/ Iron Man. heheh
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WHY IS HARRY NOT RALLYING SPIES ? WHO GIVES A TOSS ABOUT IRON MAN 2 IT WILL BE BAD NOT AS GOOD AS THE FIRST AND WILL TANK
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She looks pretty good!
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Anyone else heard about this?
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...future generations. I'm very serious, one day we will all be wrinkly worm food...there needs to be a documentary record of her body at its peak. Take Marilyn Monroe for example, thank god there are tasteful nudes preserved for all time...imagine what life would be like if you watched her smolder in SOME LIKE IT HOT and couldn't cross reference the photographic nudes...you'd go insane. Miss johansson needs to do the same...she didn't earn this gift, it was given to her...and to us all.
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Scarlett doesn't need the ridiculous reference-fetish cosplay to look hot. I imagine people would not have a problem with nipples on this suit. Comic book heroine wigs never look good, though.
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Scarlett's whole body is awesome. Does her commitment to her craft mean she'll dye her pubes red as well? Or does the skin tight outfit demand that she go shaved down below?
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i was like, NO SHIT!!!
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Scarlet is hot.
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Jul 16, 2009 10:06:23 AM CDT
I'd rather they went with unknowns and put the helmet on!
by zombieheathledger
Rourke looks like shit. Put Brock Lesnar in that same outfit (a relative unknown compared to the uber famous Rourke) and you have a much more compelling,believable baddie. For a supposed "method actor" Rourke seems to be letting vanity get the better of him as he brings his Hollywood hair and style to the part. Scarlett is just unbelievable in the role of an olympic gymnast-level assassin/spy. And I'm so sick of seeing superhero with no mask (see Tobey "Wooden" Maguire, all of the X-men) I realize that they are trying to sell magazines with Downey's face and they are paying him millions but the movie is called IRON MAN 2 NOT Tony Stark 2. I would've been much more excited seeing the full IRON MAN armor, Brock in the Whiplash instead of Mickey who looks like he's going to the Hollywood Holloween Fetish Ball, and ScarJo in doggy-style (tho I may fap to that later, lol.)
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Too much honesty?
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i really want to have hot, dirty, sweaty, stinky, wet sex with that woman.
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...as Molotov Cocktease. That's what I'd call a tentpole release! Hey-o!
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I just hope that now, because Iron Man I was so awesome and because of its awesomeness the Iron Man franchise is popular and, dare I say mainstream, that it doesn't become "cool" to all the sudden start slamming Iron Man. I call this phenomenon the "sophomore hate." Any one else ever notice the sophomore hate complex with other franchises or even band albums? The Iron Man franchise is obviously in great hands with Marvel & Favreau. I promise I'm going to judge this movie objectively and not try to be cool by slamming it for no reason, or just because it's on top. Thanks to Marvel & Favreau for bringing something good into the world!
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. . . Fuck this casting. Emily Blunt would have brought the sexiness AND the real acting chops. Sure Scarlett's hot as fuck, but so are a million other chicks who would make a shitty Black Widow.
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Cameron hasn't written a good movie since True Lies / Strange Days almost 15 years ago. Unless you liked Titanic (12 years ago).
You know what he has done? Aside from beating the Terminator franchise like a dead horse? Found the tomb of Jesus, about 30 years too late for Jack Palance to claim "Believe it or not".
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I think she looks terrible as the Black Widow.
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She looks great as a red head. Fuck that Ryan Reynolds. He gets to go home to that every night.
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Jul 16, 2009 10:15:28 AM CDT
I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS RUSHED PRODUCTION....
by charlesthomasmathews1978
The first movie was in development for years and had four credited screenwriters, two of which had worked on Children of Men. They’re rushing out part 2 with only 2 years of development while Justin Theroux is the only listen screenwriter. Now I think the guys a good actor but his only other screenplay credit was Tropic Thunder and although I liked that movie, I’d feel more comfortable if Favreau had a few more people working on the script. Some people might bring up the fact that Sam Raimi got Spider-man 2 out two years after the first one but he also had a number of people working on the script such as Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Michael Chabon and Alvin Sargent not to mention Raimi and his brother Ivan. I just think they’re rushing this and I’d like to see a quality sequel since Iron Man was a very good movie.
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Blame Michael Bay for us not seeing her topless already. He was the one that didn't want her topless in "The Island" even though it was her suggestion. Not like it couldn't have helped your box office take or anything there, Michael.
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Jul 16, 2009 10:16:51 AM CDT
Shut the Fuck up Donny, I SECOND THE LAURA PREPON LOVE...
by charlesthomasmathews1978
She is a fucking goddess, especially with red hair.
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with red hair
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Jul 16, 2009 10:21:53 AM CDT
FlickaPoo, AMERICAN ACTRESSES ARE TO STUCK UP TO DO NUDITY...
by charlesthomasmathews1978
Most of them act like little girls playing make-believe. British and European actresses get their clothes off all the time but then they're also GOOD actors unlike the useless asswipes that sully our screen like Scarlett, Dunst, Portman, Diaz, Roberts etc...
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...Scarlett Johansson!
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Anybody else already sick of this fucking loser? He is too hideous to even look at, and his costume design in this film only enhances how unappealing he is in every way.
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Is that true, because I didn't think I could hate Michael Bay more than I already do?
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Seriously.. did she?
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More gold is places and chest is a bit different.
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Prepare for the ultimate egg on face.
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Yeah, who gives a fuck if he's an amazing actor. HE'S UGLY! LOOK AT HIS HAIR! Brock Lesnar would be better? Fuck right off, you stupid cunt. This movie will be awesome and you miserable virgins will project your feelings of self-loathing onto it.
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That's a really great adaptation of the costume, but she looks way too young. I've always pictured the Black Widow as something of an older, woman's woman. Ahh well, close enough.
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He can't act worth a shit either. Lick my nuts.
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BEST BJ---- SCARLETT OR ANGELINA? I pick Scarlett.
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Fuck ScarJo. There are so many better looking women in Hollywood.
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Jul 16, 2009 10:39:36 AM CDT
I have a hard time believing Bay didn't want a topless Scarjo
by d.vader
That makes no sense at all, based on what we know of the guy.
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Looks good to me. The bracelets are pretty damn awesome.
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She's nuts. She'd go all out. ScarJo seems a bit prudish.
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Either that or it shrank.
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in The Island that I've wanted to 'bate to her. Good show.
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Jul 16, 2009 10:41:09 AM CDT
Are you guys the same geeks that was fapping over...
by hollywoodhellraiser
Kristen Dunst as MJ?I'm sorry but BW IS badass Russian and not some American playing dress up!WTF, ScarJo still looks too soft to play the BW and whats up with the curls?!I hate to nitpick but put a "fat girl" in black and you guys will fap to her as well!WORST CASTING SINCE KRISTEN DUNST AS MJ!
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I'm thinking that Scarlett looks pretty hot. But if her russian accent sucks, it'll kill the deal.
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I don't give a fuck if the baddie in a IRON MAN movie can act or not. This ain't fuckin' Scorcese here. Rourke and his weave looks shiteous. I want a Bad Ass villain who LOOKS BAD ASS. Have you ever READ the fucking IRON MAN comics? Whiplash doesn't say much more than "I'm gonna destroy you!" and other kinda bullshit. Which doesn not take an academy award to deliver. Whiplash is as about a surfacey a villain as you can get, nowhere near on the complex level of say, the Joker. Let Downey do the acting (Demon in a bottle, Stark's alcoholism, etc.). I don't want Whiplash acting, I want Whiplash as a believable opponent for IRON MAN and NOT an acting foil for Downey, which is why Rourke was cast. May I enjoin Hobocode in inviting you to lick my nuts as well? On your knees, bitch.
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russian prostitute in this movie? whats with the fucking hair? im so over scarlett johansen
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Should be straighter in my opinion.
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Jul 16, 2009 10:48:26 AM CDT
You telling me they couldn't get a REAL Russian actress for this
by hollywoodhellraiser
I bet there was some hot Russian babes that could've nailed this part easy and looked damn good!Leave it to Americans wasting money on shit talents like ScarJo and Portman!Here what you would had gotten with an unknown; A hot Russian babe, no HANGUP ABOUT NUDITY, and less money spent!Now thats made of win!
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She is supposed to be an OLYMPIC CLASS GYMNAST/Killer spy. Whoever said Emily Blont? WTF? And ScarJo looks like a Maxim model. Jennifer Garner would've been better. Or an unknown. Is Gwyneth Paltrow coming back? She's a big enough star and provides enough acting fodder for Downey, they didn't need to cast a name as Black Widow. It would've been better to get the casting right.
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Except her tits
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I'm sorry, but that was just too absurd a comment for me to leave alone. Are you really, and I just want to be sure, really saying that you would prefer Jennifer Garner. She of the craptacular Electra.
Let me clue you in to a piece of filmmaking wisdom. To make GOOD movies, you cast GOOD actors. You cast Oscar-calibre actors in supporting roles. You cast Oscar-calibre actors in lead roles. The more hardware you can pack into a cast, the better. Just ask Nolan.
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She will be put to shame alongside the other castmembers. Shit, even Paltrow has her beat in the acting dept.
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finger in your ass while she blew you. Scarlett might just kiss the tip a little. Angelina would take the frank and beans in together and HUM. ahhhhhh *grabs sock from floor*
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A pearl necklace!
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But I think ScarJo can pull it off.
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Seriously her new nose makes her even more non-existent, just like her acting!And ZombieHeathLedger is right! BW is supposed to be a world class athlete and badass spy! WTF, ScarJo looks like a girl cosplaying!They should had cast a woman instead of a girl.
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the Terminator franchise like a dead horse? You do know that Cameron had absolutely NOTHING to do with Terminator 3 or Salvation...er, don't you? That would seem obvious, but I do remeber we had some tool on here once who thought that JC didn't direct T1.It's not an Avatar screening anyway, just selected scenes (the same from Amsterdam) for exhibitors.
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You fucking idiot actor snobs. It's an IRON MAN movie. And the characters in question are Black Widow and Whiplash, two of the most 2 dimensional villains in all of comicbookdom. You are obviously NOT a comic book fan or you would know this. So why don't you go and practice your "oscar speech" with your tooth brush in front of your mildewed bathroom mirror in North Hollywood while you douche your ass to get ready for your gay porn scene "socalactor." The ONLY one who is gonna win an Oscar in this movie (if at all) is gonna be Downey. Garner may be a little old now, but during her pre-baby ALIAS days she was one of the few pretty face/name actresses in Hollywood who could deliver non-Shakespearean dialogue with some believability AND looked like she could kick some ass (ALIAS, hello!) The problem with ELEKTRA was the script NOT Garner. Besides, this movie already has two GOOD actors in Downey/Paltrow to emote, if the the villains were of the complexity level of The Joker I'd agree with you, they need to be great actors, but sorry, Black Widow and Whiplash are NOT The Joker, they aren't even Dr. Doom (who's tortured character was terribly disemboweled in the FF series "re-imagining.') These two villains just need to be able to chew scenery. Know what you're talking about before you open your mouth, fucktard.
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Which way to the queue?
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Jul 16, 2009 11:10:53 AM CDT
Jennifer Garner looks like a dude, Emily Blunt's acting would've
by lanemyersclassic
her past her "physical naysayers" (I think she's fine) - just like Downey's acting propelled him. I like ScarJo - I thought she showed good action star abilities in The Island. My first choice is Blunt, though.
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I think Emily Blunt can look much more athletic than ScarJo
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It looks like he's standing behind a cardboard cutout.
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I seriously thought they were just fucking with us with the first pics of him. At least I can look at ScarJo when I'm not projectile vomiting at Rourke.
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All that running ScarJo did in The Island what, ten years ago? Really qualifies her as believable as an OLYPIC. CLASS. GYMNAST. And if Garner "looks like a dude," I guess I'm ready for the pride floats alongside her husband, Ben Affleck, coz I'd hit that pussy all night. Emily Blunt is hot but she's a waif, she couldn't hurt a fly. And for the last time, the character is BLACK WIDOW, this role does NOT require actresses fresh from the Ibsen/Chekov festivals.
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yep! Smokem EM ifyou get em, deuche!
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I didn't like ScarJo until now. Can't they un-Photoshop in Downey so we can see her ass in that cover shot? Then I can go to work.
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That Blunt is a better choice than ScarJO but that still doesn't mean they both are inherently wrong, just one is less wrong than the other.
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Karl,
THIS looks photshopped...at least Downey.Like they took his head and put it over a C.G.'ed ironman.But, I'm counting on this one-I'M -BAD PUBLICITY PICS AND ALL!!! -
I think ScarJo is a babe, but I don't like her as an actrress-she's always playing herself.AND THE COSTUME doesn't look as cool as the pics they posted on here a few months back.But, we got funny looking rourke-and downey jr....so....Its ALLLLL good.
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She did look fine about 10 years ago as an Alias, but have you seen her recently? She looks like a tranny. Doesn't matter, though. It's Scarjo all the way and I'm fine with that. Let's see if she can convince us she's got what it takes.
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scarlett looks good
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and taste good too!
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are cool, they're very "cmicbook"...but will they serve a purpose? Like...what are they for? Perhaps there is some crystal lite mix(tm) in there....or some straws?
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I admitted Garner's alittle old now and I said her pre-baby days.
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Yeah, you read that right.
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NO SHE DOESN'T.
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It would have been nice to have someone taller, such as Gemma Arterton, but at least it wasn't fucking Natalie "Acts Like a Piece of Wood" Portman. Poor THOR movie...
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God Damn, that's what i want for Christmas.
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Not saying she's right for it, I'd just rather see Blunt in the role.
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Jul 16, 2009 11:35:29 AM CDT
She could join GI JOE since they all have the same costumes!
by hollywoodhellraiser
GO, JOE!!!
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That's what I heard. Paltrow said she was acting like a diva. But given a choice of tapping either one, ScarJo is first, RDJ second, and Paltrow third. And my dick shrinks when I see Rourke.
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Its like Bats utility belt!
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Spend less time shilling blu-rays and more time reporting actual coax news.
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... WILL KICK ALL SORTS OF ASS! DON'T DENY IT... FAVS IS THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB. ROURKE IS ALWAYS GOOD, EVEN IN CRAP-ASS MOVIES. DOWNEY IS THE SHIT! DON'T FORGET ABOUT SAM ROCKWELL... THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT HE'LL PULL OFF... HE IS THE MAIN VILLAIN OF THE FLICK, AFTER ALL. SCARLETT IS JUST THE ICING ON THIS CAKE... REGARDING AN EARLIER POST, I TOO HAVE HEARD RUMBLINGS ABOUT ED NORTON BEING AT COMIC CON THIS YEAR... MY BET IS IT WILL BE ANNOUNCED THAT HE'LL BE BACK FOR THE AVENGERS, AND MARVEL WILL ANNOUNCE THEIR CHOICE FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA.
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Can't be any worse then the first one...OHH wait they hired Don I'm the same in every thing cheedle. Man I hate him. And War Machine is one of my favorite characters.
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I want Molotov Cocktease and Mickey Rorke would make an excellent Brock Samson if Patrick Warburton isn't available.
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Like..Instantly
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Her speaking with a shitty russian accent. Imagine her speaking normally impersonating a russian.
Im cringing at the thought. I wanna punch her in the fucking face.
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Scarlett was okay when she was jailbait in GHOST WORLD and MAN WHO WASN'T THERE, but since then, she looks like she has to seriously struggle to keep from getting totally fat. And her face has become more seahorse-like over the years. And she's really not that great of an actress, at least not the calibre of the other people in this thing. If they wanted to throw her into the Spidey movies as Black Cat, I could see it, because those films are already schlocky and miscast. But, they should have hired an athletic Russian (or at least European) hottie for this one.
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Her speaking with a shitty russian accent. Imagine her speaking normally impersonating a russian.
Im cringing at the thought. I wanna punch her in the fucking face.
And yes I agree, her nose offically makes her non-existant like her acting.
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or someone like her. needs to be statuesque(this IS still a comic book film, right?). women superheroes/villains should look supermodels/greek goddesses, not a girl child with big bum and a wig. and frankly, i'm sick of seeing scarjo in everything nowadays. not beautiful enough, not talented enough. where are the goddesses of this generation. we had jolie, kidman, blanchet, theron... who's carrying the torch now?
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Jul 16, 2009 11:53:30 AM CDT
The problem with Johansson in the movie is that she has to talk
by bob cryptonight
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Also, that costume just doesn't show nearly enough cleavage. I wonder if she'll share the same fate as Ultimate Black Widow...
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But nice to look at though.
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That'll do nicely.
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Jul 16, 2009 12:00:46 PM CDT
I'm looking at 1976 King Kong with Jessica Lange!
by hollywoodhellraiser
GOOD GAWD!!!! I forgotten how hot Jessica Lange was in this shit!Right now she in cutoff shorts and little t-shirt! HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!!The shorts are small and hugging her ass and the shirt is tight and her tits are bouncing all over the place!The director must be a pervert after my own heart because he getting some damn good ass-shots! Fuck do I love the 70's!
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Yeah, because the Lucius Fox role is soooo fleshed out in the Batman mythos. The overused excuse "its an (insert comic book character here) movie" is so tired as to be pathetic. That's like saying "eh, its just a cowboy movie" or "its just a horror movie". Doesn't matter what the genre is, be it action, suspense, romance, or comedy. A good actor can take a miniscule role and make it something worth watching.
I'll grant you Garner was better in the Alias days, but she's had her crack at the superhero milieu and she didn't cut it. I'm all for Favreaux adding the sex appeal that SJ brings, and for adding the dramatic heft that an actor like Rourke can bring to the table. Just out of curiosity, can I ask who you cast in YOUR last movie? If it did better than Favreux's, I'd be willing to entertain your criticisms of a guy who has shown that he knows how to put a good film on screen. -
Looks fan tastic
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The wrestler is not one year yet and there's already a very venemous backlash agaisnt Mickey rourke already going on? what the fuck is this bullshit? The geeks are losing their minds, man!
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in the real world maybe. but in a comic book universe, when agility is required, big bum could get in the way. thousands of beautiful women around the world, and they had to pick scarjo - the 'it' girl. how unimaginative and predictable is hollywood? when casting for women in superheroes movies, go like the bond films. cast your net wide, and pick exotic statuesque beauties.
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About Mickey Rourke myself... I love him, but I'm just a little weary of his character...
Jesus would have voted No on 8. http://tiny.cc/qojfR
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Rourke is a great actor. Was great in The Wrestler. Looks like shit as Whiplash.
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...yeah, Shana "Scarlett" O'Hara is a Canadian. WTF. But no, she looks pretty good. I am amused she's married to Deadpool/Green Lantern IRL. :)
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Rourke looks like shit as Whiplash? Have you seen the movie yet? Here's an idea, reserve judgement on the guy's performance until you've actually seen the film. Just a though.
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Isnt he supposed to be in this movie as well? And I hope there is more villians than Whiplash. doesnt look like he'll be doing much in this one. I want more HULK please. I couldnt imagine how good these movies would be if Marvel had rights to all their characters back. Get to see a real Wolverine for once. Im glad Zak Penn dissed the FOX movies in his interviews.
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Jon Favreau's films. They are all flat and he never has a villain.
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I don't know about you but but I want more from my comic book movies than Hulk Smash. I want a great story with great acting to go along with the absurdities of a comic book world like men in bat costume or flying armor. I want it all. The Dark Knight proved you can have it all so peddle the whole "it's not Shakspear" somewhere else.
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i think the geeks just want him with his full armor and helmet on, so they could have robot vs robot actions, you know, like transformers. robot vs robot = cool. robot vs man with no helmet = boo.
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So... Iron Monger wasn't a villain? Do you have another word for a brain-zapping, assassination-plotting, uber-armor-wearing, soccer-mom-killing corporate sleazebag who tries repeatedly to kill the movie's protagonist?
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Wasn't keen to the idea of ScarJo playing Black Widow, but she does look better than I expected. Rourke looks like a mess, but I'll reserve judgment until I see the film. Rockwell is Hawkeye, correct? Can't wait to see a shot of him.
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it would be more natural for her to not be wearing a bra in that situation. Bay would then have to re-light the scene, shoot and edit it in a way so as to not show anything that would jeopardize his PG13 rating. He felt it would just be a lot easier if she kept it on. We all know how flaky the MPAA can be. Even the idea of her bra being off, without actually seeing anything, could cause some of its members to slap it with an R rating. Didn't American Pie have to change the phrase "man chowder" to "pale ale" in order to avoid an NC-17 rating?
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iron man is lame. the novelty of the suit runs out quick. this is on the level of a 7 year old kung fu kid beating up full grown men.
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Really? FUCK I'm getting tired of the Mtv edit/gossip rag mentality that most journalists (particularly those who cover the entertainment industry) are living in right now. The woman has a beautiful fucking name and it's certainly not fucking "Scarjo". Bleh. Anyway, she looks great and I'm glad for once that someone with a real figure is playing a female comic book character.
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Jul 16, 2009 12:14:52 PM CDT
Cloudrider, I agree about the Bond film casting!
by hollywoodhellraiser
Those guys know about casting real women and not girls! And I like how they actually look and not decide on the Hollywood IT girl of the moment.IronMan will do fine without ScarJo so why not put some real effort in the BW role.
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I have an idea. Go down to the nearest kung-fu dojo and tell the sensei you would like to try and pummel his best pre-pubescent student, or a 90lb female student, if he has one. When you get out of traction, I'd like to know how long it took before you begged for mercy.
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ScarJo looks good on all fours!
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MMMmmmmm mmmm, filmmakers today could learn a thing or two from that film about how to shoot their leading ladies. Im off to google image search...
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Was he a bad guy? Just sort of seemed like a jealous co-worker who just happened to have a bad day. I'm saying that Jon's movies the bad guy, just does not come off as evil enough. With Bridges they were like, well he looks like a cartoon villian already, good enough. I half expected him to go into a speach about he is the Dude not the boss.
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Just sayin
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Scarley Johanson is hard to spell.
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I truly and deeply don't understand when modern men became so fucking fruity. I grew up in the late 80s (before the internet made porn easily accessible) and in those days a chick had to have a Burt Reynolds-sized moustache and a hump on her back for a guy to think she was ugly. People thought that Loni Anderson was hot, for shit's sake! Now all of you limp-dicked retards come on here and start bitching about Megan Fox's thumbs or Scarlett Johansson's nose, like it matters one iota. You're all fucking hypocrites and it's as obvious as the oozing pimples on your fat asses! If Scarlett Johansson ever lost her mind and decided she wanted to pop her tit in the mouth of some skinny, blotchy-faced geek with an overbite and a bad attitude, every dude here would start sucking so hard and for so long that you'd pass out. It's lame as hell. You obviously don't have anything to say about the article, but you want to be heard, so you just attack the physical attributes of a clearly beautiful woman.
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Google it! GOOOGLE IT!!! Jessica was playing the hot, dumb blonde to perfection!
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I would really hate to have that particular co-worker. I mean, if the gal who worked with me here in the office was supplying advanced weaponry to middle eastern zealots while having me assassinated and stealing my ideas... I'd consider her a villain.
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Jul 16, 2009 12:27:06 PM CDT
NORSE GODS!!!!!!!!! FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
When is Tony Stark going to start hanging out with magical norse gods? I bet you fucking idiots can't wait. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! You will be embarrassed by how excited you were by these fucking Marvel films. All the good work that The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man did will be utterly destroyed the second any kind of magic is introduced. DESTROYED! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! You fucking losers! You fucking clowns! THE AVENGERS WILL NOT WORK! IT WILL RUIN ALL THAT HAS COME BEFORE IT! THESE FILMS ARE HEADING FOR A DISASTER! IT'S NORSE GODS FOR FUCK'S SAKE! FUCKING RIDICULOUS!
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And for the record, Iron Man > TDK. You all know it.
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I can't wait for him to hold Iron Man in his fist and exclaim "Puny Man-animal, your robot suit is no match for our lust for gold! HAHAH!"
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Jul 16, 2009 12:31:32 PM CDT
Darkartist is a fat ass dickweed who plays with sheep
by just pillow talk
in very inappropriate ways. Scarlett is hot, and I'll wait to see a trailer with her in action before making judgment blah-blah-blah....
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Your medication is ready to be picked up at CVS.
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As long as he was cool and smoked weed with me during breaks like Jeff Bridges did during Ironman, I wouldnt care.
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Mickey has been back for a while now and he's been nothing but a pitiful nuisance almost since he came back. I'll admit it was a thrill to see him in Once Upon a Time in Mexico and Sin City and seeign him gain respect once again. But then his reconstituted ego, self-aggrandizing, and annoyingly shallow and eccentric behavior reminded us of what a douche he was to begin with. It's pretty pathetic to witness.
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and what the fuck is up with Mickey Rourke? Seriously, if your interested in that film your a fucking moron. It's a comic book movie without the comic book which = gay.
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She looks FAR better as a blond. I don't like her in red hair at all, her skin complexion is all wrong for it. Just me, maybe, but I think it makes her look a lot worse.
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WTF zombie, for one Brock Lesnar is not an unknown personality, even if he is not an actor. Second, do we really need that guy in movies? I would take Rourke anyday.
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Didn't Hasselhead turn his detective show into a kind of X Files rip-off full of supernatural nonsense for the second season? The Marvel films have started off in a fairly plausible way but they are all going to go to absolute shit the second there is talk of gods being real. This series of films will ultimately be considered a huge embarrassment. I shit you not.
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So, am I to assume by the dodge that you don't have anything to come back with? I'm just curious, because I like to hear "uncle", even when I know I've won. ;)
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are her primary weapon. the "widow's bite". for a bunch of fucking dorks, you guys don't know shit
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Rat brain! You wouldn't last one day at the Academy!
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Now let's hear that accent.
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But it looks good, I'm getting excited.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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...now that's just something you don't want to be a part of. There are people that should NOT wear guyliner, and he is numero uno on that list. http://tinyurl.com/lyadee
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GOD! Please don't blame me for the idea of Lesnar. holy crap, that's a terrible idea. Someone above mentioned it, and I was just pointing out what a terrible idea it was. Sheesh.
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The article isn't about IM as its referring more to ScarJo, your royal highass!And its called personal taste which every man has the right to express!
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the bond films cast real exotic gorgeous women because bond is all class. superhero films is all about geeks fantasy. and the geeks now dictate that scarjo, portman, megan fox, alba, are major babes. hence scarjo as russian spy babe.
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I'm sure sheep could hold more interest longer than a drooling, knuckle-dragging, shit-slinging chimp like you. And I'd gather that with a screenname as cool as yours, the ladies must be beating down your door. Course they're probably carrying torches.
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HUH? Why the fuck does everything gotta be a fucking dick measuring contest with all you? I didn't realize I was playing Yo Mama! Where the fuck is Wilmer Valderrama go give Socalactor is CASH MONEY!
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I'm sorry... was there an cogent remark hidden somewhere in there? My eyes must be going, because if there was, I definitely missed it.
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Nope.
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I don't care. I didn't like Ironman, you did. You went home and hide under the sheets because Jeff The Dude Bridges had you shaking in your boots with his maniacal plans were so earth shattering scary that you couldn't hold in your poop till you reached the toilet. Where the fuck do you want to go with this.
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Whatever floats your boat, makes no difference to me. I am here every day and don't try to act like all of the dorks here don't shit on every actress included in an article. Megan Fox seems borderline retarded. I'm not out to defend her but any article with her becomes a rolling shitstorm about her looks and that is stupid because I doubt many men here would kick her outta bed. It's stupid and it happens constantly at AICN
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socalactor would kick Megan Fox out of bed because she is so super scary in that Jenifer's Body trailer. He wouldn't be able to stop crying.
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Scarlett brings too much movie star baggage to the role. It looks like "Scarlett in a costume" rather than The Black Widow, know what I'm sayin'??
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So, you didn't like Iron Man. Any particular reason why you're hanging around then? Sounds like you might just be one of those people who likes to rant and rave about any minor shortcomings inherent in creating something that you yourself have probably never even attempted, much less successfully completed.
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Short hair on women is hot, and besides that, it makes more practical sense for characters who fight. All you'd have to do to beat up Rourke or Johanssen in this movie is pull on their long Medusa hair.
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Yeah that would have been great is Jeff had tried playing him. He was fucking Jeff Bridges on the screen. If he had tried to be evil I would have cared all I saw was Jeff Bridges, he should have been better. Also who gives a fuck if I don't make movies? Do you make movies? That argument seems to be a popular one recently. If thats your opinon on people's ability to bitch and moan, then why the fuck are you here? Does Harry make movies? This place was created for fans to bitch and moan. Not for George Lucas and Robert Redford to discuss the finer points of making movies.
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Because I'm fucking bored at work and people are talking in this thread.
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Iron Man = Baywatch Nights. The Incredible Hulk = Baywatch Nights 2. Iron Man 2 = Baywatch Nights 3. My favorite thus far is Baywatch Nights 2. Baywatch Nights was ruined by Downey's performance if you ask me. That opening scene where he's supposed to be hilarious and charismatic is simply embarrassing (especially when he goes 'hey!' for no reason). Also that bit with the reporter is painful to watch, particularly the 'I don't paint' quip. Baywatch Nights 2 was much better in my opinion. Baywatch Nights 3 obviously has Sam Rockwell going for it. Would've rather had Blunt in the film than Scarlett. Blunt was first choice after all.
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Jul 16, 2009 12:52:49 PM CDT
How about that boring ass ending? Great way to end a shitty mov
by trannyformers_apologist
The ending and final fight in Iron Man was the single greatest climax in Hollywood history. Anyone who disagrees is a liar and a troll.
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Let me guess, he is going to look disheveled.
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I'm not going to launch into a debate with you about actors who bring more of themselves to a role than they create for a role, but I happen to think it can be a good thing. I don't know Jeff Bridges, personally. If you do, I'm happy for you, and you can tell him I enjoy his work. If that was more HIM than creation on-screen, I'm fine with that, because I found the performance subtly menacing with a little bit of humor thrown in to make him seem relatable (which, when you're dealing with a homicidal sociopath, can be pretty frightening).
All I'm saying with regards to why not to rant about casting when you're not a filmmaker is this: you haven't seen the film. You have no idea how the performance will come out on screen. If you want to criticize casting, that's fine, but I just prefer it when people offer up something constructive rather than the same tired "Rourke is the SUKZORZ!" vitriol. -
It's a skin tight deal, so let's fuckin' see what she's got going on. Don't get me wrong, I like RDJ & Rourke, but they don't exactly fill up my pants. Wait, that sounds like seeing Scarlett makes me want to take a dump. Well...if she was into that, maybe..
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Amen to that. And hey, despite the bad mojo we seem to have going, at least you're keeping me from impaling my psycho coworker with a ball-point pen.
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You two should go fuck each other you're both so gay. You idiots have obviously never read the comic so go stuff each other's cocks in your mouths and STFU. How many times do I have to say it before you fuckin shit for brains get it? WHIPLASH AND BLACK WIDOW AINT THE FUCKIN COMPLEX CHARACTER OF THE JOKER!!! Not even close. Both of these characters have less depth than even Iron Monger from the first one. Nolan gave the amazing character Joker to the amazing actor Heath so STOP FUCKING COMPARING THIS TO TDK! You don't know what the fuck you are talking about. I don't want to see Mickey/Whiplash cry a la The Wrestler in this, they tried that shit with The Sandman AND Spider-man in Spider-Man 3 and for most of us that movie was so bad it took the whole fucking series down with it. I hate when people who aren't comic fans start acting like they fucking know. The Iron Man comic was successful for YEARS with Whiplash as a recurring villain and without him ever turning into The Crying Wrestler 2. Let Downey/Paltrow act (whoever said I ONLY want Hulk Smash! you twat?). Downey's a great actor in this, Paltrow's great, let's see more of what was only hinted at in part one. Give us bad ass villains in our SUPERHERO movie, NOT fucking Wrestler 2 as Whimpering Whiplash, morons. You're right, none of us have seen the movie, but from what we have seen, given what we know of the comic book characters they are supposed to be, Rourke looks shiteous and ScarJo looks unbelievable and miscast as a deadle, olympic class gymnast assassin/spy with a probable Boris and Natasha accent.
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There's a great very brief blink-and-you-miss-it sidal breast shot of Jessica in the 70s Kong. I think it's shortly after Jeff Bridges catches up with Kong and her. Jessica's hotness is just about the only redeeming thing about that movie.As for Scarlett's breasts, that was a passionate and convincing statement, Flickapoo.Regarding The Island, of course Bay would have wanted her naked, but the studio needed a PG-13 movie. Unfortunately this isn't like the much better days of the 70s and 80s. One breast shot in any sort of titillating context is enough for an R now. (The only recent exception I can remember is Titanic.)
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Theres no words to describe how freaking hot she is in that movie. I never saw the film, turned on the tv and caught it and im like... wtf is this, damn shes hot.. then I say a funny ass king kong so I know what the film is. I google search and am in shock how hot she was in that.
Cut to the peter jackson version and you see that ugly ass ho. Its like the woman on film are getting uglier and uglier. There is no comparison from JLange and that ho from the newest KK.
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Why not spread some of that ire around instead of focusing it on just one person, eh?
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She's got that sneer, and seductive eyes, that better fit the Black Widow role. But ScarJo in skin-tight leather more than compensates.
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Well, frontal side boob: http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/lange1.jpg
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You schizophrenic freak
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Even though I agree that Emily Blunt would be better for this role, Scarlett looks great with red hair. I can honestly say that this is the first time I've ever found her to be attractive.
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See I am not saying Jeff was a bad casting choice, in fact I think it was quite inspired. But if you are going to go out of the way to make someone look that obviously EVIL then just have him come off as sort of a lazy bored person I find it hard to enjoy. Lets face it, Ironman is a comic book movie...everyone likes to give the Oscar to Heathbar for his OVER THE TOP Joker. That is what we expect in a bad guy, dick Chainy comes off as a meaner villian in a friendly conversation then Jeff did even at the very in while he was in the suit. And I see this problem with all of Jon's work. Was there even a bad guy in Elf or Zauthra? It is probably because he is a really nice guy, maybe he can't create a bad guy on his own?
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And don't underestimate her body because it's slammin'. Go back and watch that scene in CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR and you'll see for yourself. (Yeah, you know the one I'm talking about...)
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http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/16-22/lange3.jpg
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I gotta say, I just watched Woody Allen's 'Scoop', and while she was quite painful to watch at times, overall she acquitted herself quite well overall. I think she got exactly what Woody wanted out of her. Oh, and thanks for the swimsuit, Woody. Keep rollin', playa!
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Said anything like "Rourke is the SUKZORZ!" I said Jon's movies don't have villians. I blame Jon not Jeff, he probably did the movie for the pay check.
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See, and maybe this is just a preferences issue, but in the world of Cheneys and Roves and Halliburtons, I actually find lazily-evil Obadiah Stane a far more realistically frightening villain than Heath Ledger's Joker. Don't get me wrong, I thought Ledger's performance was inspired and psychotic, but I liked the grounded reality of Bridges' Stane. He's a villain I could see existing in the real world.
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Are you hi-fivin' yourself? Bet that isn't the only thing you do alone. Must be awesome
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Actually, expect Rockwell to be exceptionally well-groomed in this movie. You don't like Sam Rockwell? You don't like amazingly nuanced acting.
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Jessica Lange side breast shots was on full display when JAWS(villian from the Roger Moore Bond film) carried her inside a cabin after being rescued.There a funny scene where he wanted everybody to leave so he could administer an exam. I can't say I blame him! lol
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Never see that movie with your lady friend and then at the end of it tell her. I would cheat on you with Scarlet Johanson if (spoiler) I could get away with it in the end. Trust me on this one.
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What, you didn't find that funny?
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Took you two times before you got your thoughts out right, huh?
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No I really like Sam Rockwell. But come on the dude plays the disheveled guy in every movie he is in. Fuck I saw Choke in theaters by myself. And I just saw Moon the other day. Joshua is one of my favorite recent horror movies. I really like him, but I don't think he is anything he is not. I think people give him WAY too much credit.
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About as funny as a distended belly on a starving African child.
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Methinks!
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My work computer won't let me view your links! I so want some Lange side-boob! Hey, what about the Bridges bridge between King Kong and Iron Man? That's a plate o' shrimp right there.
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Yeah but he was the fucking head of a giant corporation. Any CEO or boss/owner of anything worth a damn doesn't come off as lazy and easy going. They come off at comic book villians.
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why the hell is Johansson in this film?
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Do you know the Ironman comic, is Rockwells character someone from the comics?
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It alllll comes full circle.
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Btw, good find and yeah I would run home everyday! Same with ScarJo! She may be miscast as BW and suck as an actress but I would motorboat those tits and ass everyday!
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I guess Quint thinks she's a natural blonde. Anyway, agree with everyone who thinks they should've gotten a Russian actress.
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Jeff Bridges had great facial hair in Iron Man.
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Though she's sorta smooshing her boobs a bit. http://roddysrockinreviews.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/jessica-lange.jpg
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http://tinyurl.com/myohmj
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But I'm still not buying it for some reason.
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But did Rockwell not carry the entirety of 'Moon'? It wasn't as great as I thought it would be, but he was freaking amazing! He's, to me, one of the greatest actors out there. From Galaxy Quest to Confessions of a Dangerous Mind to Charlie's Angels, the man is a frigging Professional. And he does a mean Chris Walken.
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over Scarletts fuglyness.
Imagine Scarlet aging.
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Jul 16, 2009 1:15:00 PM CDT
The Joker>Obadiah Stane/IronMonger>Whiplash>BlackWidow
by zombieheathledger
And there's a HUGE gulf between Joker and Iron Monger as far as character complexity goes. As I said, you would have to look at a character like Dr.Doom (from the comix NOT the lame ass FF movies) to get even close to the Joker. Stane, Whiplash, B.Widow wouldn't even make the top 25 most fleshed out and compelling villains in all of comics.
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He carried Moon. But he did not carry Choke. Moon is the best work he has done. But Choke is typical Rockwell. Galaxy Quest was also great. But Hitchhickers guide, not so much.
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Not that that's a bad thing considering the cast and Penelope Cruz got an oscar out of her role. But, Scarlett's limiting acting abilities really come across in that film.
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I DO see where you're coming from with the whole discheveled thing. But his character, Justin Hammer(who is a Marvel character, albeit somewhat older), is a pretty smooth operator, kind of an anti-Stark. Expect Rockwell to be in full-on Smarmy Mode. Which he does really well.
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Can I get that pic screenprinted on the inside of my glasses?
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Haircut in that photo is too Goldilocks.
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Would make for an awesome villian. If they ever decide to make Batman 3: Die Hard with a Vengeance and they have to have The Joker again I would like to see him do it.
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That last one worked. Thanks. Once you brought it up I just had to get me some Lange-love. You ever see All That Jazz? She's pretty hot in that as well. Well, for Death she's pretty hot.
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Next time KingKong is on I'm DVR'ing it.
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was a total misfire, imo. But it's my fave book, so... But the way they did Zaphod's second head was just stupid.
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I agree dude. Ironman 1 was such a pleasant surprise, I wonder if the lightning can strike twice?
2 things I am glad about: First, JF is back in the directors chair... for whatever reason he understood the material and was able to put together a well made comic book adaptation. So it's a plus he wants to continue with the series. Second, I can't speak for the quality of the script for I2, but in terms of overall production, they may not need as much R&D time. In the first film, there seemed to be a lot of effort and time expended on how to make a plastic suit of "armour" look like metal. What they did was OUTSTANDING... not for a second did it look goofy. Now that they have figured a lot of that stuff out, perhaps the total amount of preproduction needed is less?
However, I also agree that while Tropic Thunder was a lot of fun, I wonder if Theroux has the gumption for it... or even if he does, will the studio fuck with what he creates because he doesn't have a long track record wearing the writer's hat?
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Can you tell?
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Unfortunately, you have to scroll past lots of other naked women to get to it. I can't seem to isolate the one image (though I don't think you guys will mind). Once you scroll down to the Kong section you'll see the tight shirt she wore on the ship, the sideboob shot where Jeff Bridges finds her again on the Island, and a nip shot after a pervy Kong has just pulled down her top. http://tinyurl.com/mhlwyc
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You know, the guy who wrote X-Men 3 and Elektra! AWESOME! And this time he won't have Edward 'Harrison' around to help him! BRILLIANT! And there's going to be gods in it and magic too! INCREDIBLE! I CAN HARDLY FUCKING WAIT!
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It sure didn't take long for this talkback to turn against Scarlett Johanson. Sorry, but I don't see how the actresses from either "Charlie Wilson's War" or "That 70s Show" are more qualified to play a comic book movie character than Johanson (who was very good in "The Spirit" and "Ghost World"). Certainly not because either is better looking than Johanson, because they are not.
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to see ScarJo go from a mysterious, sophisticated seductress to overbearing, low self-esteemed, needy trash was truly a FINE piece of acting.
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Its a blog with lots of shots. http://tinyurl.com/l7tfo9
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Enjoy!
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ROCKWELL? Who is he playing? PIC ME NOW!
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Also bc my family keeps telling me Roy Scheider does such a fantastic job in it.
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Jul 16, 2009 1:32:23 PM CDT
NEVER FORGET: SCARLETT JOHANSSON = 2ND CHOICE!
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
The cold, dead-eyed, humorless, cunt of a human being who thinks she's better than all of you was second choice. Never forget that when you sit down to watch Baywatch Nights 3.
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I'm rather hurt. Does that mean "no" to Friday night?
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MIS-INFORMATION CAMPAIGN LIKE LAST TIME?I Admit-I actually expected that actress (Hilary Swank) to appear as a S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT-THEY Even released a pic of her at the casino! When I saw the film-i was SHOCKED to discover it was a fake lead.
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That was Naomi Watts. IMDB is your friend.
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Yes! Yes!!! Those are the shots I was taking about! And the other shots are a nice bonus as well!
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to bring him his Lunchables and a blanky, he's getting cranky. "Dude, STFU!!! If you had read the comics you'd know that Whiplash doesn't have the deep complexity of a MODOK or Paste-Pot Pete!!! STFU FTW!!" Dude, get outside. Please. Talk to a girl while you're at it.
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My IT guy does NOT want me to see those. Can't do tinyurls either! Did I mention that I lurve that pic?
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I think you can actually watch video of those scenes in action too!
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did the RING and 21 GRAMS-and i thought.."fuck, that chick can act AND do commercial properties, she's the enxt real-deal"...then she did RING 2 and KING-KONG..and threw ALL potetntial to hell.
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Jul 16, 2009 1:38:01 PM CDT
Who's the asshole that keeps talking about "Baywatch Nights"?
by thejokesonus
Pop culture references are funny only when people remember them, my friend. Of course, I guess I was misled by your clever username. I thought you'd be a bastion of creativity and wit. Darn.
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The one where she's smooshing her boobs? Sorry about the IT guys. Death to all IT Monkey Fuckheads! Bookmark it for when you get home, I guess?
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Jul 16, 2009 1:39:14 PM CDT
TWO POTENTIAL SAVING GRACES FOR BAYWATCH NIGHTS 3
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
1) Sam Rockwell, who's never boring, and 2) if Norton really is making an appearance then that would be rather cool.
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Roy Scheider is the absolute foxes cockses in All That Jazz. He made 'It's showtime, folks' the tagline to my life forever in that movie. He also smokes a cigarette in the shower, which I love.
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I explain it further up the board. Keep up.
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Have to go upstairs after the marketing wizards go home.
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C'mon man!!Its the 21st Century already!Chicks are gonna beat you to the punch nowadays and tell YOU that SHE would cheat on you with Scarlett Johanssen!!
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This guy 'Dial' posted it on a TB I was cruising yesterday. I've since seen it repeated on SuperHeroHype. I really, really, hope it's true. I think Favs could talk Norton into it. HULKBUSTER ARMOR FTW!!!
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Funny you should say that as I am in D.C. now and heading out the door to go check out the Apollo moonlanding anniversary exhibit at the National Air and Space Museum. And before you point the geek finger at me, I had to actually think for a second about who the fuck Paste Pot Pete was til I remembered it was the old name for the Spidey foe "The Trapster." So pot meet kettle. Have fun at work or mom's basement, "jokes."
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with the sea monster that turned out to be a giant alligator and David Hasselhoff had to wrestle it into submission? Good stuff!
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she should have played mary jane looking like that yowsers.. hottest actress in a comic book movie ever
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If only Stuart Townsend had stayed in the films. They might actually be good!
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will suck. I think they churned it out to quickly.
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Thank God Dougray Scott got hurt playing the pussiest bad guy ever in MI:2.
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When I hear guys say that Scarlett isn't hot: you are either gay, or just hate girls because you never got your peepee touched in high-school. Your resentment of women tickles my funny bone like no other TB. Sure you hate Lucas, Bay, and others...but you virgins love to rail against hot chicks. "I wouldn't fuck that skank"..HA! You wish you had pussy like that.
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Although we don't have to wait until tomorrow to turn you over to Animal Control, you shaved ape
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Thanks! My GAWD I have Jessica Lange on loop bouncing down those steps! And when I say bouncing I mean it!The director should had won an Oscar! He knew what he had and took in all the angles! Fuck me, Jessica looks incredible coming and going! Damn!To think this old movie would make me this happy! My girl don't know what she in for when she gets off from work!
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I've read Favreau interested in doing a quick "Happy Hogan becomes The Freak" story, maybe it involves some gamma rays and bruce banner. I also read in a Favreau interview that they're gonna set up Captain America with Flashbacks Involving Howard Stark and Nick Fury.
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I believe the answer to that question begins in the early '90s, when the women who were willing to appear in porn started to get better looking. Now there are so many inhumanly hot chicks willing to degrade themselves for a few a bucks that it actually becomes easier to put down the ones that don't.Did that make any sense at all?
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That's all I wanted, an answer to all this superfical bullshit nonsense talkbackers moan on about with actresses.
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I don't like to make fun of peoples names, but yours is based off of one of the most homo erotic stories in history.
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Jul 16, 2009 1:56:24 PM CDT
ZombieHeathLedger, enjoy your day trip with mom and Rick...
by thejokesonus
try to block out the sounds coming out of your mom and her boyfriend's hotel room. I have no problem stating I know more about comics than you. I should, I worked in a comic shop. I just had a problem with you talking about how others were idiots for not having low standards and wanting pro wrasslers as actors in the movie. Listen, you can live in your world of World of Warcraft, WWE, and Image comics all you want. The rest of us will take good actors and thought-out genre movies.
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Jul 16, 2009 1:58:30 PM CDT
I'm afraid I can't keep up with "Baywatch Nights" references...
by thejokesonus
it's far too esoteric and clever for me. Your comparison of all Marvel movies to an obscure 1990s syndicated TV show is wasted brilliance when given away for free on these message boards. Why aren't you writing for the Onion? Why?
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scarlet McBewbs is not Black Widow material
Favreau is out of his meat face mind
He must want to tap it bad though since she'll owe him for setting her up for cameos in possibly many movie
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This doesn't work for me. Emily Blunt has a weird hotness that would have been perfect. Ah well, so lnog as most of that leather gets shredded by laser whips...
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If you had a woman, rather small or fat, than you know its always better to get pussy than having to imagine it!I fantasize about women all the time, hell I'm doing it now with Jessica Lange but I know getting some ass from my girl is alot is better.The gay excuse is overused and so is the "you geeks wouldn't kick so-so out bed" excuse! Who in their right mind would kick a starlet outta bed?Hell I suspect many wouldn't kick Sarah Palin, Hiliary Clinton, Sarah Jessica Parker, or Julie Roberts outta bed either! Pussy is pussy and movie star pussy is a once-in-a-lifetime thing! You'd be a fool to pass it up!Imagine telling your friends or kid that you fucked a movie star! They probably wouldn't believe you but who gives a shit when you know it happen! Just be smart about it and tape it, so you can re-live that shit over and over!
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...when it comes to casting actresses for comic book roles. I haven't seen this much wailing and gnashing of teeth since those settlers were kicked out of the west bank. It's an eye candy role for a movie from a funnybook about a rich drunk in a robot suit; Ms. Johannsen will do fine. Though I agree that I would have preferred Emily Blunt, but oh well, them's the breaks.
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I think you inadvertently proved his point. Not that guys these days are gay, but that they can't get laid by real chicks and rely on porn.
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Everyone would kick Clinton out. The rest are passable to unfairly maligned, but Clinton? Sheesh.
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Its about a rich drunk in a robot suit!
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Johannsen id actually overkill for the role. All they needed was good eye candy, preferably with a real Russian accent.
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Pitched it.
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Jul 16, 2009 2:12:11 PM CDT
WHO WILL PLAY RHODEY IN BAYWATCH NIGHTS 6?
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
Wesley Snipes? 50 Cent? Malcolm Jamal-Warner? Marcus Carl Franklin? Cate Blanchett?
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he reminds me too much of those people who ask me for change on the drag and then yell at me when i don't have any.
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That's what I love about Favs: He puts these little seeds in Iron Man, whether or not they're eventually used. Like Cap's shield in the first one. Maybe Tony gives him a shield, maybe not. But the option is there. You know, in the early Avengers comics, Tony actually put something on Cap's shield that enabled it to return to him. Eventually, Marvel decided that Cap was badass enough to have the shield return on it's own. But I wonder if they'll return to that gimmick for the movies. I mean, Doesn't that just make more sense?
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Steve Buscemi? Jonathan Lipnicki? Woody Allen? Someone from the "Big Bang Theory"?
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Your Austin is showing, sir. You may want to cover that up. Typo: 'have the shield return on ITS own.' My bad.
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I don't think ScarJo is hot. I thought she was attractive and close to hot in Ghost World, but that's it. She doesn't do much for me. And that makes me "gay"? Fuck off for having a different opinion.
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*facepalm*
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...so far we have "gay" and "shaved ape" Do me next! Speaking of TalkBackers having self-esteem issues, do YOU have any actual opinions on the article yourself, or would you rather call us names some more? Holy shit, some dude on the Internet doesn't like Scarlett and her big boobs! I must DO something, dammit!
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shes hideous fat ass bitch
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Jul 16, 2009 2:25:14 PM CDT
REMEMBER WHEN WHIPLASH USED TO BEAT UP CARRE OTIS?
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
She weighed about 80 pounds at the time. Rourke is fearless! What a tough guy! He's so macho! I CANNOT WAIT FOR BAYWATCH NIGHTS 3!
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...but I cannot tolerate anyone whose opinion differs from mine. When I'm standing in line for a movie and I hear someone with a differing opinion, I go up and punch them right in the face. As a result of this, I haven't seen the inside of a movie theater in twelve years.
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But, can you honestly say ScarJo is ugly. If Rosie O'Donnell is a 3 out of 10 (Yes, there are women more hideous than her) than what does that make Scarlett? I'm all for subjectivity, but I think people are calling her ugly just fro the sake of beings dicks. Even if she's not your cup of tea you can't say she's ugly.
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...hide your hateful misogyny behind that "eye of the beholder" BS! Nah, I don't agree, I think she's utterly smokin', but when I see someone like dioxholster up there screeching "hideous fat ass" I have to call him out for being a huge closet queer, or at least a rabidly hyperbolic shame-troll... because, honestly, dioxholster, there is no conceivable way that you will ever be within arm's reach of a woman as-or-more attractive than Scarlett. I know it, you know it, the American people know it. You have no chance to get laid make your time. -
Jul 16, 2009 2:31:50 PM CDT
I WASN'T IMPRESSED BY ROURKE'S PERFORMANCE IN THE WRESTLER
by bringingsexyback
But I am always impressed by ScarJo's fine alabaster rack.
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club. I always thought she was an above average cute chick who has a nice rack.
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coz we all know its gonna suck. IRON MAN is a one time thing, like college chicks, it aint gonna last
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AT CONS NEXT YEAR!!
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I'd just think they have extremely high standard or are maybe a tad weird. But I wouldn't call them gay or insult them for it. I don't get offended when people say they don't like Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley (I do- a lot), so I expect the same when I say I'm not that attracted to ScarJo.
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...the more I want to dive into her cleavage. And it's not even a boob shot!
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He's a nut, you can't trust anything he says. He thinks Stargate SG1 is the best show on tv. Like, ever. Until Atlantis came around, that is.
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Been married for 15 years and still getting pussy. But my wife ain't no Scarlett, so call me a pig, I do appreciate a good-looking girl. And Scarlett gets my loins going, and I can't see how that's a bad thing. Would you rather Meryl Streep in the role?
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hate to see that on my penis
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Even though they're opposites.
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wheres my money bitch!
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would confuse me with Ryan Reynolds. GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL REYNOLDS!!
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They both spout nonsensical craziness at times, and at others can be perfectly reasonable for short bursts... I Guess Lockesbrokenleg doesn't go absurdly nuts and call everyone who disagrees with him a fag.
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she's average at worst, but ugly? that's hyperbole based on what one person is personally attracted to.
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"On one side is Justin Hammer (Sam Rockwell), a fast-talking weapons manufacturer who fancies himself the next Tony Stark; on the other, Vanko, who, while incarcerated in a Russian prison, creates his own battle-suit, which shoots devastating, whip-like beams. Hammer and Whiplash join forces to take down Downey’s character, Tony Stark. Rourke, for his part, wanted to instill some lightness into the role. “I told Favreau, ‘I don’t want to just play him as a one-dimensional p—-,’” he says. “He let me have a cockatoo, who I talk to and get drunk with while I’m making my suit.”"
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Thats what I'm talking about.
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Let's see... Scarlett Johannson playing BW in Iron Man 2, and Rachel Nichols playing Scarlett in GI Joe... And they both have red hair, and skintight black costumes.
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an isolated magazine shoot that has nothing to do with the movie?
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YEAH!!!
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With the guy from Full House who wasn't Bob Saget or John Stamos.
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Jul 16, 2009 2:47:27 PM CDT
Look at Rourke's costume! It looks like something from Rocky 3
by lockesbrokenleg
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dioxholster, I don't think "Iron Man 2" is gonna suck. At all.
Favreau directing? Genndy Tartakovsky helping to choreograph "much, much bigger" action sequences? Mickey Rourke channeling his "don't fuck with me" vibe? The advent of War Machine flying around and kicking all kinds of ass? I have no idea what the story will be, but everything I've read speaks well of this movie. -
...to know who around here is a reasonable person capable of conversation, and who is just waiting for their chance to OD on crazy pills and start biting throats regarding whatever subject pops up that day on AICN. And I wonder when it will be my turn on the couch. You gotta wonder what Liberal_Warrior's formative Rorschach talkback moment was, for instance. -
i wont be able to get it up everytime shes around for sure, which is why shes ugly.
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Is a lot shittier than most other actresses B Game. For some reason, everything I see from this movie so far makes me think it will succumb to crappery for the sequel like most others. Rourke looks real cheesey, Scarlett sucks (IMO). We'll see. After all, the first one did make me want to bone Gwyneth Paltrow really, really bad, which was....surprising.
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ComicCon Geeks, I hope?
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Glad to know I'm not alone. I mean, I thought so, but it's hard to tell around here. Now where did I put those crazy pills...
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It's the red hair.
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I dunno about Liberal_Warrior's, but I think I saw lockesbrokenleg's almost breakout moment yesterday when he was arguing against Citizen Kane and pple that thought it was a great movie. One of these days, I'll prob have my great freakout too. Maybe when I see how much Yates screws up the last Harry Potter flick.
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It's a beautifully told, nuanced tale about one man's personal redemption as he realizes his full po- oh fuck it, it's about a drunk rich guy in a goddamn robot suit.
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in the face. Well, I have and let me tell you it's one of the best bjs you're ever going to get. Just make sure not to clean out all of the goop and seeds. that's the secret.
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if candle wax is your thing.
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looks a bit primped and teased for a russian spy, but the costume is spot on, much better than I expected. Go Favs!!
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Are you sure you didn't get that switched around?
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Awwww come on be nice to the dating for geeks ad. I mean 95% of the people on there are from this site. I mean those are the type of girls that will let you do anything.
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Cassidy Freeman from smallville would have been a better choice as far as her looks and face in the comics. Body wise you would need a playbay centerfold. Also, Sorry but The worst casting of all time was definitely Kate ( I have no curves) Bosworth as Lois Lane and not Kristen Dunst as MJ. She ruined the entire movie for me ( ok the writting and story was horrible as well).
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Jeebus Cristo, the editors at this site are a bunch of lazy fucks sometimes.
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LOL! Or, that was a very funny post. Same for you, Stabby, but don't go revealing all your best secrets.
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There is a story. Its in the tele section.
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Jul 16, 2009 3:03:50 PM CDT
For those just joining us: THE MARVEL MOVIES = BAYWATCH NIGHTS..
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
Because they are going to go from somewhat ridiculous to full-blown ridiculous, much like Hasselhead's ill-fated detective show did, what with the magic and gods and whatnot. I mean they're actually going to have Tony Stark interacting with a god for fuck's sake. Please explain to me how that's not going to be one of the most embarrassing things ever put on film. There's no fucking way it can be anything other than shit and embarrassing. FACT. Iron Man = Baywatch Nights (as in Baywatch Nights 1). The Incredible Hulk = Baywatch Nights 2. Iron Man 2 = Baywatch Nights 3. Thor = Baywatch Nights 4. The First Avenger: Captain America = Baywatch Nights 5. The Avengers = Baywatch Nights 6. I would genuinely like to be wrong about all this but just look at the facts. The best thing you can do is prepare yourself for the inevitable disappointment. This whole series is a massive miscalculation. This series will ultimately be the most damaging thing to happen to comic book movies since Batman And Robin. Mark my words.
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if it werent for the fact that she was famous no one would be talking about her being pretty except for her working class boyfriend
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What a miscast!!! Scar Jo looks like a teenager wearing mommy's makeup instead of a superspy. Oh well, we shall see next week at Comic Con. (SOMEBODY PLEASE PUT A VIDEO OF THE FOOTAGE ONLINE!!!!)
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its gonna be a stinker
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A 'god' could just be a being of great power from another fucking dimension. Ordinarily, I (and most others here) ignore any of the DGDB imitators, but your shit is starting to grate. I'm sure you'll take that as good news, too, you fucking troll but there you go. I explained away your fucking beef in one sentence. Go back and read it again. Commit it to memory, if you can you dickless shitty ass fucktard.
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Shitting on Citizen Kane? I don't even want to know the context of that one. And we wonder why talkbackers have their reputation.
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At least it's honesty in advertising. and you're right about those chicks. I remember I was dating a slightly overweight geeky chick at the time the Screech sex video broke and I asked this girl who would let someone do that to them and she was like, "Well, some people are into things like that." It was the way she said it that made me think well maybe I could pull an R kelly on her at the least. Never did. Ahh, the regrets.
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is fucking stupid. Especially since they are making a Baywatch movie now.
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What talkback was that? How'd I miss that one?
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Don't hold back, it seems like you might have an opinion about this, somewhere. Bonus points if you can work in a slam against democrats.
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Because you never know when you'll get them again. But I was talking about some other ad though.
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A great power from another fucking dimension? Are you being serious? That's just as fucking ridiculous as a character being a god! You can't see that? Am I dealing with that kind of intellect here? That is fucking priceless. Thanks for that.
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...and relative timeliness of "Batman-mourning fucktards."
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u make me sick
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those elements always existed in the Marvel Universe. I agree with you that they should use them sparingly and handle with care, but they do exist. Would you rather have every marvel movie be like the Hulk tv series?
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Glad to oblige. I am a decadent Democrat after all.
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You're aware this is based on a comic book, right? It's not exactly Dogma 95 rules we're working with, here.
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He may have subtly admitted he was just screwing around. But he did go and say pple that like Kane were morons. I had to believe he was just playing Devil's Advocate at that point.
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I've totally forgotten which story it was.
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Jean-Paul Valley SMILES now?
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I tried. Anyway, when do we get a shot of Sam Rockwell looking all spiffy and smarmy? THAT'S what I'm waiting for now.
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Was it the Don Murphy one?
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Nightwing is Batman now, and Batman's crazy-ass kid is Robin. I'm not reading it, but that's the new sitch. Oh, and Bruce Wayne is now the father of all humanity, or something like that.
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You keep saying "Iron Man 2" is going to be a "stinker," but give no specific reasons why.
All right, you did write that you don't like Scarlett Johansen, which is fine. I happen to think she's good with good directors, "Match Break," "The Prestige," "Lost in Translation," and "Girl With a Pearl Earring" all being examples of this. Favreau I consider a very good director who pushes better-than-expected performances out of his actors. Therefore I think Scarlet will probably excel in this film.
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leave that to the monkeys
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How quickly I had forgotten about it. http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41674
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Supernatural shit (or even the possibility of supernatural shit) should've been established in the first film if it was going to end up playing a major part in the series' conclusion. I have no problem with supernatural shit/gods/beings from other dimensions when it's done right. It hasn't been done right with this series and it is too fucking late now.
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...should I expect a psychedelic crossover with Cap now? So it goes. See EDGARWRIGHTSWHATEVER'S last post to TedKordLives for my reaction to this bit of creative funnybook salesmanship.
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I feel sorry for you people that can't enjoy more than one movie.
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... and yet there are still rules when it comes to good storytelling that seem to have been forgotten here.
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Edgar Wright, what are you talking about?
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Iron Man story drained its lifeforce in the first movie. if you want two robots wrestling each other then just watch Transformers again, and iron is like a classy robocop and unless they show iron man "actually" saving the world then i doubt anyone would care.
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Do those rules allow for actually reading/seeing the story before declaring it to be unredeemable trash? I'm going to err on that side.
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If you read my post instead of just reacting to it you would know that it was tongue in cheek in tone and that I myself was wondering what type of person is into that kind of thing. It's not my cup of tea either.
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So you have no reason at all, other than a negative overall view of humanity and the world, for not getting fired up for "Iron Man 2".
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The second they announced Don Cheedle to replace Terrence Howard. They did that shit when they replaced Katie Holms with a man in The Dark Knight and look how shitty that turned out.
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Jessica's ass may be able to fit in that leather suit perfectly,chops optional
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I've never seen anything from that woman that has made me think people hire her for anything but her looks.
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No, the editorial mandated conclusion to 'Final Crisis' was stupid. DC's editor-in-chief is stupid. Superheroes are fiction and therefore cannot be either smart or stupid. Comic Books as a medium run the gamut from intelligently written (Captain Britain and MI:13) to sublimely dumb (Hulk-God Damn You To Hell, Jeph Loeb. Sorry about your kid and all but Fuck OFF). I don't think this is the first time I've tried to explain this to you. You can't say art is dumb because of one art show, dig?
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But loves shit like Let the Right One In?
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...like she consumes a lot of cheese, shits in accordance with said high cheese consumption, and doesn't wipe nearly as thoroughly as she should. Not only that, I get a real "swamp-ass" vibe from her, too. I doubt it's as fun inside her pants as everybody thinks.
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you are right about fat chicks though, i hear they tend to over-compensate in forbidden areas. not that i know, i cant fuck anything thats not a super-model, because not doing so would be an injustice to my penis.
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captain axis is a raging homo!nuff said!
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You mean he doesn't get a free pass for any crap he writes based off of that? I'm shocked.
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Yeah, no disrepect to reynolds...but scarlett looks likea HO. Like if i saw her at a party-she would signal me over to the bathroom-and just start sloobing on da knob.Then, and only then would I ask for an autgraph.
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Yeah, no disrepect to reynolds...but scarlett looks likea HO. Like if i saw her at a party-she would signal me over to the bathroom-and just start sloobing on da knob.Then, and only then would I ask for an autgraph.
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I hope that approach works out for you when Baywatch Nights 6 opens. I can't see it myself but each to their own. I'm on record as saying that I did enjoy Baywatch Nights 2 and perhaps taking them on a film-by-film basis as opposed to one large story is the way to approach this thing. I just feel that a major opportunity has been fucked up here and that the seeds of the disaster are already in the ground. There was a way to do this series that could've worked (just a slight adjustment to the world established in them from the very beginning is all that would've been required) but they've gone a different way for fuck knows what reason and it cannot end well. Consistency and rules do matter when you're telling a story and these films are going to change the rules at the midpoint like it's no big deal. They've miscalculated the thing they're dealing with. If that's cool with y'all (and it certainly seems that way) then so be it.
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guess i wizzed on the elctric fence there!sorry
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thats how i would describe her exactly, finally someone with depth perception talks the truth.
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Yeah, Series7. Look how "The Dark Knight" turned out, huh? Gyllenhaal acted circles around Holmes in a movie that was critically acclaimed across the board, became the #2 highest grossing film of all time, and set new standards for storytelling in superhero movies.
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that is a chubby chick that's into cosplay trying to squeeze herself into a Sailor Moon outfit or a Powder Puff Girl costume. What a pity!
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Awesome. The sequel to one of the five best movies of last year? I'm SO there.
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But that's half the fun. Like binge drinking. And sorority girls. Binge drinking sorority girls!
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Scarlett Johansson = female acting equivalent of Keanu Reeves.
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I'm not trying to tell you what to think or anything. I'm just a big advocate of suspension of disbelief. And not judging a whole medium based off one example of it. And no, you can't even say that superheroes make for stupid fiction. It's modern mythology. Beowulf, Gilgamesh, that sort of thing. I've also read some very entertaining books (no pictures, just words) that deal with superheroes in an intelligent, adult manner. Check out 'Superfolks' by Robert Mayer or 'Soon I Will Be Invincible' by Austin Grossman. Odo19-Jeph Loeb needs to take a year off and mourn for his kid. He is running my favorite Marvel hero, the Hulk, directly into the goddamn ground and it's severely pissing me the fuck off. Yeah, he's done some great stuff in the past, but he also got the story credit for Arnie's Commando, so....
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But I do think the replacement of Terrence by Don is fucking stupid. Just because War Machine is a fucking bad ass. Don Cheedle couldn't beat up half the people that use this site.
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Megan fox = female acting equivalent of Keanu Reeves
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Wait, no, you lost me at Baywatch Nights. No blood, no foul, though. Speaking of Baywatch, I want Hoff's Fury back! Now THAT was the fun kind of stupid!
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You guys seriously need to stop being such small-minded bitches. Not that I can stop you, of course, but slamming Scarlet Johansen for being "ugly" is just juvenile.
I'd actually go even farther than that. I'd say it's dysfunctional group-think caused by jaded self-interest. In other words, those of you calling Johansen ugly are falling into the trap of not being able to think for yourselves.
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Jul 16, 2009 4:00:30 PM CDT
Rourke kicks ass, and what's with thouse Laura Prepon shoutouts?
by kjmad25
She is not attractive in the least. Just a Plain Jane, Plain and Tall. And anyone who doubts Rourke awesomeness watch Barfly, The Pope of Greenwich Village, Johnny Handsome, Year of the Dragon, and Double Team. Just kidding about the last one.
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Jul 16, 2009 4:00:33 PM CDT
Megan fox is doing porn in an alternate reality right now
by dioxholster
shes out of place it seems. but who knows, she could win an oscar one day
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Dude. Turn your frown upside down.
I for one, am not happy about the casting of Scarlet Johansen. I didn't like it before I saw her photo as Black Widow, and I don't like it now. I think she has a pug nose and her acting is uninteresting to watch; bad choice. -
cant masturbate right for two days after seeing her which is why i avoided the above pics.
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What, did he really just send him back in time, where Bruce is sitting in a cave doing paintings? Is that it? And he replaced Batman with a skeleton? Huh wha?
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I've gotta say I've always been impressed by Johansen as an actress. I'm amazed to read so many people here slamming her.
And Maggie Gyllenhaal "ugly," Subtitles_Off? Are you serious? Ever see her in "Secretary" or "SherryBaby?" Whoa! By any male standard, NOT ugly. Cute eyes, nice body, smooth voice. I think most people would think she's damn hot.
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Cute eyes, nice body, smooth voice???? Huh? I sometimes got her confussed as the Joker when I was watching The Dark Knight.
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she looks like a dog i had, fucking her would be bestiality
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You've got problems, then, diox, if two pictures of Johansen can kill your libido.
What type of woman might you actually go for? I'm thinking a short, glasses-wearing brunette with a lisp who works at some local establishment. Does that description crank up your libido? Because I understand if someone doesn't think Scarlet is super hot. People have different tastes. But to call a statuesque white blonde with big boobs "ugly"?
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That seems to be the case. But it's DC, where Maxwell Lord suddenly has had a mad-on for metahumans since his creation, even tho he organized a Justice League that had Batman, Martian Manhunter and Dr.Fate on it...and none of them even suspected that he hated metahumans. Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
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anyone in hollywood that looks remotely attractive to some people is considered a sex symbol. you guys either must get really ugly girlfriends like Stabby or been brainwashed by the media.
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I would say your tastes in women are aberrant, then, Subtitles_Off. Maggie Gyllenhaal is pretty much the opposite of "fugly." If you can't see why many, many men would think she's not only hot, but versatile and talented, then I think you're in the minority.
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Dude, really? It's one thing to call a storyline or even a character stupid, but to poo-poo a whole MEDIUM based off one story, that's the kind of blanket statement I just can't leave alone. Obviously. Like, Designing Women was stupid, so all of TV must be stupid as well. Or TF2 was stupid, so all movies must be stupid. Like that. Any of this starting to sink in yet?
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The first movie was a thorough delight, better than this old fanboy had dared to hope. Again, why is it they can nail the tone of a story about a guy with ludicrous powers, or a high tech suit of armor, but can't get a guy with a fucking gun right? Sorry, just a problem of mine. I'm very interested to see how this one turns out.
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i think i see a green Riiiiiiiiiiiight
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And by that I mean I will masturbate looking at that photo while I have fantasies of her sucking my dick.
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Then Maggie Gyllenhaal. I mean its not that hard to play a bitch in every movie. Especially when your mad at life for giving you jowls.
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fuck man dont do that to yourself! it aint worth it!
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I don't buy the whole "sex symbol" thing, either, diox. I'm with you there.
The term "sex symbol" is sort of old-school now, anyway, isn't it? But the idea of it still drives the industry, it's true.
The way I look at it is, a) there are great actresses who are generally considered bombshell hot, b) there are great actresses who aren't bombshell hot but make up for it with talent and presence, c) there are not-terribly-hot actresses who play parts for not-terribly-hot actresses, but who are often equally compelling, and d) there are bad (or boring) actresses, both hot and not-terribly-hot.
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Are you fucking kidding me? That show rocked. And I would bang any of those big beauties (even today) before I even let my penis look at Maggie Gyllenhaal. BRU-NO!
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Dislking Megan Fox makes sense, she is worth a shit as an actress. But Scarlett? Where this shit about Scarlett not knowing how to act cames from, anyway? This guirl was casted 3 times by Woodie Allen for 3 different movies, for fuck's sake! And he always spoke higfhly of her. And i rather take Allen's opinions about an actor then those of some geek who was amused and entertained by the batch of blockbuster mediocrity we got this year.
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Jul 16, 2009 4:38:51 PM CDT
I don't know how Scarlett Johansen keeps getting work either
by lockesbrokenleg
She bombed hard in The Spirit. I can't remember anything else she's been in. Don't get it.
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never saw her in Lost In Trrasnaltion. Becasue, like, that's a chick movie, and no self-respecting male would ever be caught dead watching that movie, right? All the anti-Scarlett geeks know to measure her taletn is from what they saw her in The Island, right? Because that's a movie which was directed by a guy who know how to direct actors, right?
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Aberrant, yes, Series7. You are. Not in a bad way, just not with the majority. Which is fine.
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enjoy!
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give him a blowjob and you get three movies, the guy is so weak, he should be like Michael Bay where one blowjob = small part in one movie
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I think I'm being fairly reasonable. I'm just going to assume you're baiting me and move on. Move on to staring at that gorgeous pic of the lovely and talented Scary Jo. (She lets me call her that.)
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My wife disapproving of ScarJo is one thing. She's just being, y'know, territorial female and all. But some 'o you guys who sit there and analyze her and make judmental comments, I respect your free will to be different, but don't you ever look back on that stuff you wrote and feel the tiniest bit, I dunno, gayish, bros? Oh, yeah, I get it. You gentlemen are connoisseurs with exacting standards, whilst mine are abysmally low. Whatever. I'd take that sweet child and shag her rotten, baby! YEAH!!
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the villain looks so lame. It seems rushed aswell. The only hope I have for this is RDJ and the amazing Sam Rockwell.
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and scarlet was never spotted, it was only spotted by my "ugly" detector.
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I hope you guys post something about it. I heard they'll be showing off 20 minutes of footage and the presentation will be 5 hours long!
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The fact you claim Woody Allen is "weak" for wanting to fuck Scarlet Johansen is basically YOU saying you want to fuck Scarlet Johansen, diox. It's called transference. It's what in-the-closet gays who bash gays all the time do. It's what corrupt politicians who say they want to clean up their city do.
It's not a bad thing to see Scarlet as hot. That's all I'm saying. Just ask ricarleite, if he's back yet. -
Man. Scarlett is so freaking hot. I would love to do her with that leather out fit on, but just cut holes on her suit in her ass and snatch and nipples so i can stick my richard in and go nuts. then after a sweaty bout of violating all orifices, i'd love for her to take off that suit and just sit on my face, i don't care if she has to fart, queef, or piss, she is that hot. and i'll die a happy man. btw, this post is NSFW.
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i meant he give her three movies for the blowjob he got from her. he did more for her than she did for him
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Go watch reruns of Jack Shephard crying over some stupid fucking island. Let the Right One In is a great film. And much better than Iron Man (which in itself is pretty good). Iron Man 2, however, I have huge doubts about. It could go either way. And looking at Rourke it's veering towards the stupid side.
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That is AWESOME. Let's start a band called that, diox. Seriously, I can wail. Anyway, ya might wanna have your equipment checked.
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Jul 16, 2009 5:03:13 PM CDT
She was good in Match Point, Vicky Cristina Barcelona and Ghost
by mitortilla
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Guess I hit a nerve with that comment. And stop asking me to suck your dicks and tongue your balls. That further proves my "miserable virgins" theory.
I read the "Demon in a Bottle" book and Whiplash looks fucking retarded. So anybody who wants a Whiplash costume "truer to the comics" needs to be deeply ignored. -
and Scarlett sitting on someones face is disturbing.
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Is that how the Woody Allen-Scarlet Johansen deal worked, diox? I see. Thanks for the knowledge.
I still say you doth protest too much about Scarlet. -
She wasn't in the paranormal romance starring Patrick Swayze.
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has really shitty taste in TV shows and films.
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She's just no good.
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we wanted the crimson dynamo.
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Ohhhh, so you're the comic book guy from Simpsons! It all becomes clear now. Wow, you work in a comic book shop, say no more. You became a real mover n shaker in the world, huh? Yeah, it's great to have Mickey Rourke as bad ass super villain, jam that square peg in that round hole not unlike how your Dad does to your gaping anus every night. What's next De Niro as Avalanche? Hey, but he's a great actor! It's called fitting the role, you cum dumpster. I'll let you get back to getting your fast food burger stains on your Shazam lightning bolt shirt, fattie.
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...and that movie ad looks pretty badass. I wasn't sure at first, but I think Rourke is going to knock it out of the park.
Remember him in "Sin City"? He channels bad apples better than most. I hope he brought that level of intensity to the table. -
You should go back to posting gibberish. Much more entertaining.
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I'm a straight male, and I can say with all confidence in my sexuality that if someone put a gun to my head and I had to choose, I would rather fuck Jake than Granny. She looks like some kind of insane Rankin/Bass villain, with the shrill, castrating personality of a Tasmanian devil raised by a bunch of Village beatniks.
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you cool man
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If you guys don't like how they look, fine, I understand. Each their own (plus it means I can move up the line a little quicker).
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i think you missed my green "iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"s posts
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tell me more and slower this time
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When you say you would fuck Granny Gyllenhaal, is that with armpit hair, or without?
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Jul 16, 2009 5:17:50 PM CDT
I'd kick Scarlett, Megan Fox and Maggie Gyllenhall out of bed
by banditdarville
so I could fuck 'em on the floor. Maggie would have some serious rug burns when I was done since I would only fuck her doggy style to not have to see her face. She'd be a good phone sex operator though.
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fuck her in the bum then i'd spin her around and fuck her in the mouth. WHAT?!??!?! Just sayin'...
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I think we would just reenact scenes from The Secretary.
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like stuffing on a turkey
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It looks worse than the one that Dunst wore in Spider man. This is a big Hollywood Blockbuster and we can't find a wig that doesn't look like a wig? I also used to really think Scarlett was hot, but I think she peaked with The Island... Now I'm just not that into her. Not that I would turn her down or anything, just not as hot as I once thought.
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No, that's what I was referring to. Still have no idea what they mean, tho. I seem to have a problem getting my point across today.
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to have different armor but Mickey Rourke with his fucking Hollywood dread-weave (that he got in jail?) looks like shit. The point is not whether Lesnar is famous (I said he wasn't that famous in comparison to Downey, Rourke). And with Sam Rockwell as the brains, Whiplash need not be a tortured multi-dimensional villain a la Sandman in Spiderman 3. Therefore I say imagine for a second, a hulking man mountain real-life asshole like Lesnar in that same armor Rourke is wearing and the bad assery factor increases ten fold. And oh yea, tongue my balls.
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I...would...fuck...Maggie...Gyllenhal...and...Scarlett...Johansson. If...you...guys...don't...like...how...they...look...fine...I...understand...Each...their...own...(plus...it means...I...can...move...up...the...line...a...little....quicker).
Should I use you're name next time? -
in an exotic way more than Scarlet at least
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Why the fuck would Lesnar even need the whips or armor? The guy looks like he could rip Iron Man in half as he is now.
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I have seen Scarlett in all of the movies mentioned above, and maybe I'd have to see them again, but none of her performances were particularly memorable. So I can't speak to her ability to carry this role. However, I'm of the opinion that when it comes to this production, anything goes. We'll just have to wait and see. Like I said earlier, I didn't have any expectations for the first film. If you would've told me a few years ago a good Marvel comic book superhero movie could be made with RDJ, the Dude, and Gwyneth, I woulda said, "Aarrroo?"*** Crimson Dynamo shoulda been the logical choice for the next villain, but he's got a couple strikes against him- anticommunist themes are sooo 1963, and Tony's already fought a armored engine of destruction. Same goes for his Soviet counterpart Titanium Man. So who's left among IM's rogues gallery? And the big question is: When does the Mandarin appear? Bring on James McAvoy as the Blizzard and Josh Holloway as Hawkeye!
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Nobody's listening, chief. I spent hours trying to convince Subtitles Off that you can't condemn a medium based off of one example, and he kept going on about me being in charge of the word 'stupid'. Don't bother trying to talk sense in here, my man. But that picture IS pretty hot, no?
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i like that about you
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...looks like a Predator.
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Jul 16, 2009 5:33:58 PM CDT
kjmad25, FUCK YOU, LAURA PREPON IS AN AMAZONIAN GODDESS!!!FACT!!
by charlesthomasmathews1978
She has red hair, big tits and is tall thus she is THE PERFECT WOMAN™!!!
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Jul 16, 2009 5:34:14 PM CDT
Of course ScarJo is only cast because of her looks.
by hollywoodhellraiser
Nobody gives a shit about her acting because she cannot act! Acting and ScarJo do not compute! DO NOT COMPUTE! DO NOT COMPUTE!
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Yes she does look hot. Although I do think she is horribly cast. Scarlett is hot, but an athletic hard body she is not.
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wigs are the cgi of hair and should be banned by official decree. they ruined braveheart and they will ruin this movie.
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..but I just got back from the gym and I am still sweaty.
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i said exotic didnt i?
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It is the comic book role she was born to play.
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Jul 16, 2009 5:37:04 PM CDT
NORSE GODS!!!!!!! ONLY IN BAYWATCH NIGHTS!
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
Baywatch Nights 4 and 6 will feature norse gods/interdimensional beings/utterly ludicrous plot developments! I can't wait to see Tony Stark team up with a being from another dimension in Baywatch Nights 6! I'll just be laughing my fucking head off.
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Maggie Gyllenhall? I'd go all up in it. Megan Fox? I'd dirty dip her. Just put a gag on 'er, though.
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i hope its my size if you know what i mean.
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wtf, that was terrible
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Jul 16, 2009 5:40:21 PM CDT
WILL WHIPLASH BEAT UP ANOREXIC SUPERMODELS IN BAYWATCH NIGHTS 3?
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
You know, like Rourke the tough guy did in real life? Go Marvel! Go Baywatch Nights!
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They're off the turnpike looking for love!
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yeah, the problem there is...he isn't an amazing actor. He's a competent actor at best. You, and a great deal of Hollywood, have confused your surprise with him being a competent actor with him being an 'amazing' actor. He's not. He's a guy who we all thought was a complete crackhead for the past two decades and were shocked to discover that he's actually a decent actor after all. Did you watch the Oscars and happen to notice that everyone treats him like a guy with a prosthetic leg who placed top 5 in the marathon? It's the treatment you give someone when they're better than expected 'all things considered'.
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I didn't bother reading all the posts, but at least half seem to be sexually frustrated gibberish about how hot Scarlett is or how hideous she is, with random sexual comments about other actresses. I'm no prude, but you make me feel all icky. You fuckers need to get laid badly.
Brock Lesnar, nor any other MMA fighter or pro wrestler, has any business being anywhere NEAR a professional movie set. I say this as a current UFC viewer and former long-time WWE fan. If you need to see big muscly guys in spandex, read your comic books or watch wrestling. I'd rather have a great film with competent actors rather than seeing your homoerotic fantasies on screen, thanks. -
Are people seriously debating his acting skills? He made Sin City watchable, and The Wrestler was fantastic. I'm not the guy's biggest fan, but it's funny seeing him shitbagged by a bunch of retards who worship Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and Dolph Lundgren.
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What about Randy Couture? He actually isn't a bad actor.
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That plastic surgery completely undermines all the trouble he just went through to build himself back up. Because now we're supposed to be looking at a hardened criminal in Iron Man, and the fact that the 'hardened criminal' looks to have had a very obvious, and terrible facelift kind of takes away from the audience's ability to believe the character. Half the audience will be asking why Jocelyn Wildenstein is fighting Iron Man...
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Am I the only one who thinks she looks like shit in that WIG?
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Yes, she's not the first person I think of when I hear 'Russian ballet dancer turned spy', but she's not a deal breaker. Not until I hear the accent, anyway.
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To play the Wrecker in our Wrecking Crew movie.
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Aw, CaptainAxis, don't be that way! I can't speak for everybody, but I'd say most of us were just bein' dudes. I would just like to extend an apology if I offended your sensibilities. It's all in good fun, and brother, I get laid like paint on a canvas. Come to think of it, a shower would be good right now.
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Geekgasm!!!
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No offense, Cap, but how can an admitted UFC/WWE watcher criticize other peoples 'homoerotic fantasies' about wrestlers being in movies? You watch big, sweaty guys squeeze other big, sweaty guys' screaming heads between their thighs while they pretend to 'fight' with each other. The only thing separating wrestling from gay sex is spandex.
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Oh, and a few mos who reallly need to take a good, hard look in the mirror that are fanatically hating on a female who doesn't meet their eccentric standards of "perfection".
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Your name is Frigging Captain Axis! You're named after a character who wore a friggin swastika and YOU feel icky about the way WE are acting?
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Axis-I'd like to see you call Lesnar homo to his face. And who said anything about "spandex"? I said put him in the same armor that Rourke is wearing. And how many times do I have to say it? Not EVERY part in a Superhero movie has to have Citizen Kane depth. You already have Downey/Paltrow/Rockwell to get your acting jones on. Whiplash is a guy with electro whips on his arms who fucks up Iron Man. Why does he have to be multi-levelled, tortured soul, baddie who was abused as a child, only does crimes to raise money to save his (fill in the blank.) Bullshit! Which brings me to...
Continentalop- Exactly! Lesnar is a real life asshole who looks like he doesn't even need the whips to rip Downey out of that armor. But noooo, we get old ass Rourke with his fucking plastic surgery face and his "dread weave" because pussies wanna see Mickey cry again in a movie, "acting." Rourke is a great actor but was miscast here. -
Looks like an old lady got in the face by a dog with a dick made of razor blades soaked in BBQ sauce.
And Renolds can do so much better then scarho. I really know what hes going through... After Alanis, she probably sucked all the fun out of love and sex that hes just trying to remember what sex is like... im sure he lost alot of sense of self and this "rebound" is just helping him get back on a straight path. When he finally wakes up (that is, puts on the green ring) and hopefully gets to where he should be, Im hoping he throws Scarjo away (cuz really shes just the girl youd fuck cuz shes in your class and know you can probably tap it cuz she knows she aint the hottest and the appeal there rubs off.
Honestly alot of woman are so self conscious about themselves that it just gives them this aura of "hey, id tap that"
Theres so many of them out there that exist...
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Have him fight Spider-Man then the Hulk.
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I knew how that sentence finished before I opened the TB. Here we go:
Wrecker: Rourke Piledriver: Tyler Mane Bulldozer: Randy Couture Thunderball: Terry Crews. Hmmm, the team needs some charisma. Who'd be a better beefed-up bitch to play Piledriver? I believe he has a Southern accent, no? -
Brock would make the perfecct Rhino. I cant even imagine anyone else making a better choice.
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Rourke and Crews got charisma to spare. But still, any ideas?
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I like the cast. In fact it is pretty close to my cast:
Wrecker: Rourke
Pile Driver: Thomas Hayden Church
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SCARJO BLACK WIDOW OH YOU HOT LIL MINX YOU!!! FAPITTYFAPFAPFAP!
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I just looked up the Brock Lesnar guy! Damn, he'd be the perfect Bulldozer! Actually, he could probably rip apart a real bulldozer! I like that Rhino idea-we need villains to cross over as much as the heroes, maybe more.
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C'mon he's a great actor, you WWE/MMA lovin' homos!!
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Just severely disturbed and slightly concerned for some of you - the ones who share with us, in graphic detail, what they'd do to the pussy/ass/mouth/nostrils/random orifice of any given actress. Dudes will be dudes, but I don't need to read some disgusting nerd's sexual fantasies on here. If I wanted that, I'd read Harry's reviews.
@ZombieHeathLedger: Thinking like yours is what fucked up Bane in Batman & Robin. I'm sure there are plenty of direct-to-video flicks that might be more your speed. -
Might be "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. I always thought he'd be the guy to become a "man's man" action star, but Hollywood preferred the hammy Rock for some reason. I can't comment on Couture because I haven't seen him in a film. Lesnar probably could be a decent action actor if he wanted, but I hate the idea of casting him just because he's big.
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You self-important pompous ass. Batman and Robin was a lot more fucked up than just b/c of Bane. Besides Bane was a muscle suit like the terrible Juggernaut in X-3. Stick your direct-to-video quip direct-to-your-asshole.
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I was just joshing you anyways. But I will defend stunt casting of WWE Wrestlers (which I hate) and UFC MMA Fighters (which I love), as well as pro-Football players and Boxers. They sometimes bring authenticity to a role. It is very hard to find actors in Hollywood who can truly project the ability to be an asskicker in the real world.
Danny Trejo is not a great actor, or really even a good one, but he works so well in some movies because he looks and acts like a Hispanic thug or convict. Why? Because he used to be a hispanic thug and convict. Same reason why guys like Dolph Lundgren worked good in Rocky IV and why Arnold was cast as Conan = they had builds and size that no actors in Hollywood possessed.
I always prefer a good actor or a good physique or appearance, but sometimes the physical nature of the character is essential. Imagine them casting the Incredible Hulk TV show back in the day before CGI and they decided that Lou Ferrigno wasn't a good enough actor to play the Hulk. I mean, who cares, he is the only one who has the physique to play him. -
"I always prefer a good actor OVER a good physique or appearance," Damn work is distracting me from what is really important.
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...but b/c he's an asshole in real life (like you) which makes him a natural baddie for something like a superhero movie villain like Whiplash.
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I understand what you're saying, Cap. I think I can safely say, for most of us, it's just good, silly fun. Y'know, guytalk. And like most fun, it can be subjective: What's roll-on-the-floor hilarious for some may be an ominous cry for help to others. Good point about Harry's reviews. And I'm not a disgusting nerd, I'm more of a North American appealing geek.
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Hasn't anyone picked up on how Whiplash's ID is the same as Dynamo's?Lookit -- Here's the IMDB link. Note the character's name that Rourke is playing: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1228705/fullcredits#castAnd now, check out Wikipedia's Dynamo entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimson_dynamoCoincidence? Hardly possible.
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He is just so much bigger than any of the other actors we cast as the Wrecking Crew. The other guys at least have somewhat similar sizes, but Brock. He'd dwarf even Terry Crews or Michael Jai White, and certainly dwarf Rourke.
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And THC as Piledriver-Perfect! 'Lordy, I'm wounded!' I can hear it now.
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I'm probably gonna regret this, but it's just buggin' the piss outta me: If you didn't want to read some disgusting nerd's fanatasies, why the hell did you come to this site? Hell, that's a large percentage of the content! All that "Cast Bruce Campbell as Jesus", "Should do a mo-cap Justice League", and "Have x-director do everything"? Now THAT'S disturbing. Just playin', nerds! Nuttin' but love for y'all.
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They should've went with that woman from the recent Bond. Both have about the same level of wooden acting ability.
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Scarlett would look good in a burlap sack. Thats not the point. The point is no matter how "good" she looks..she does not look like a super lithe, muscular, Russian Ballerina/Assassin. Those are not the tits and thighs of a Killer.For the life of me I fail to understand why they did not just cast one of the many smokin hot Russian Model/Actresses running around today. Scarlett is nothing more than Stunt casting.
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Her purpose is to look good not speak. Her acting abilities are about the same as Megan Fox.
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Why not? She looks it, she's got the acting (and action) chops, and she's actually, oh, I don't know, Russian! Well, she's Ukrainian, but they all look the same to me (Eastern Europeans, I mean)
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Also, should I bother to print it out or just go on my brand new widescreen monitor. Ah, decisions...
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They are setting up more "Avengers" in this movie by Jarvis downloading and taking control of a prototype suit becoming Vision. Ah-hee! True.
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Please update your abbreviations accordingly.
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He said, "Who's she supposed to be? Raggedy Ann?"
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Really? I was hoping he'd just appear, in hologram, as the Jarvis from the comics.
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Jul 16, 2009 7:10:24 PM CDT
Scarlett Johansson is a better actress than some people give her
by continentalop
But not nearly as good as actress as some other people that our out there. She has some acting chops, but she mostly gets by with her sexiness.
To use a weird sports analogy, Johansson is the Shaquille O'Neill of actresses. Everyon just says that Shaq gets by on his height and size, but that obviously can't be true because their are other people who are just as big as him who never make it. He has skills as a b-ball player (especially when posting up, defense and rebounding) but his skills are limited and he does get a huge boost from his size, height strength and deceptive speed. In fact sometimes he demonstrates how much he is lacking in some basic b-ball skills (like when he shoots free throws or tries to dribble or shoot outside). Scarlett Johansson is like that - she is a good star and plays certain parts really well but she is far from a well rounded actress. When you take her out of her comfort area she shows just how limited she can be. -
Would turn out to be based on the actual family butler Jarvis, who is based in the old New York Mansion.
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think like Continentalop. He is exactly right in his casting for the Wrecking Crew except for Thomas Hayden Church (whats up with that? whats the logic?) and Lesnar is perfect as Rhino except i think he would be better as one of the wrecking crew. Wrecking Crew should just have their own movie! That Wolverine movie proves talented actors, no matter how much muscle they pack on, are not convincing thugs. The actor who played Sabretooth sucked ass and that Wolverine actor sucked ass again.
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Bane was played by Jeep Swenson, a big muscly (failed) pro wrestler who later died in part due to steroid abuse. Pretty sure it wasn't a muscle suit.
@Continentalop: Absolutely agree, sometimes you need a legit asskicker. I just don't want to see comic book/superhero movies regress back to stunt casting, especially with Iron Man, which was the biggest surprise of 2008 for me. Mickey has the right combination of badass vibe and acting ability for the mainstream audience, despite what the vocal minority here might say.
@AmericanWerewolf: Haha, very true. That stuff is just as disturbing. I have been lurking for years, and it seems over the past couple of years the talkbacks have gotten worse in terms of actual discussion and debate. Maybe I'm wrong, but I skimmed a few old talkbacks and they don't seem as bogged down with "look at me" posts. I miss the old days of the internets before everybody had a computer and an internet connection. -
I didn't even know Scarlet was in this. And as the Black Widow?! Damn - can't wait.
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I love the origin of Ultron in the comics, how he was created by Hank Pym. But if they ever make an Ultron for the movies (and I actually think he would work, you would have to change him though) have it that he was created by Tony Stark.
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There was a reason they cast Paul Bettany in the first place! Anyone can do Jarvis's voice, but needed a face later on to go with the voice. Ah-hee
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In the comic Pile Driver is a former farm hand and somewhat the biggest loser of the Wrecking Crew (he gets his ass handed to him constantly, and always seems to get in the biggest trouble). He is the Wrecking Crews comic relief character.
THC is owns a ranch, can do a southern accent, can play funny, dumb guys (Sideways and Wings) and still has the build he developed for Spider-Man 3.
As Ted said, I can imagine him saying "Oh Lordy! I'm bleedin!" like a shocked whiny hick. -
THC as Piledriver cuz he is the unofficial bitch of the group. Me and Conti there were discussing a WC movie on here the other day, how they'd be blue collar villains that constantly get their asses kicked by B and C-list heroes. Conti-No love for the Pym? Mighty Avengers is freakin great, if you're not reading it. Pym: "Dr.Richards. It's on, bitch." Bwah-hah-hahahahahahaha!
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...since then she has become very phoney. I loved "Vicky Cristina Barcelona", but she was definitely the weak link. She has a habit of talking a bit too loud and she says her lines as if she isn't even thinking about what to say. I find her annoying only because of her acting.
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But in the world of movies I think the audience are less willing to accept that a biologist who created a shrinking and growing potion would have made an artificial intelligent robot.
HOWEVER, I still would have Pym be involved in his creation. I would say that he helped design the artificial intelligence program so it was based more on a living creature and that it is his brain pattern that Ultron is based on. Hence, that is why Ultron truly has an Oedipus complex with his "father": He wants to kill Pym and take his "mother" Janet van Dyne.
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But I'm sold. Although I still think Carla Gugino would have made the better hot-ass villian.
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Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap.
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And, yeah, the great thing about RDJ is his Stark takes the fantastic and boils it down to the simplest of terms. So I totally see where you're coming from there. Only, the PG-13 version: "Oh, that is just so many levels of wrong."
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I'm sorry, but Rachel Nichols looks WAY hotter as a redhead. I mean I look at her on those posters and almost weep. This? Scarlett Johannson looks a child playing dress up.
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Jul 16, 2009 7:34:25 PM CDT
ZombieLedger is pissed that Rourke may give whiplash DEPTH?
by tall_boy66
Your namesake would be ashamed. Or eat your brains. Anyway, if it's a by the numbers bad guy, giving him a bit of substance is not a bad idea.
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It's a shame we may be reaching critical mass on the law of diminishing returns (mixed metaphor aside) re: robots in movies as ULTRON (and the DAYS OF FUTURE PAST era X-MEN Sentinels) were some of the best robot characters. Ultron, completely made of indestructible adamantium and programmed with one mission: destroy all life. I wish it was ULTRON instead of Capt. Facelift in IM2.
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I mean he's okay, but I can only guess they cast him as Whiplash both to cash in on his recent comeback and to up the villain's "badass" profile. Whiplash in the comics was actually kind of your average dude who became costumed villain. The old generic non-origin.
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Except for The Wrecking Crew. That should be R. If you lose a fight against Darkhawk or Rage I can't imagine you not dropping some F-bombs.
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with her talking in a Russian accent with that deep raspy voice goddammit she's the number 1 hottest chick in hollywood.
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As in Bulldozer:"I fucking swear, none of those kids were over 18." Thunderball:"Yeah, but they still handed us our fucking asses."
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I can't wait for the movie
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If you're looking for 'DEPTH' in a superhero villain whose main characterisitc has always been his electro-whips on the end of his hands, that's on you. You want depth? Go watch SHANE, or MARATHON MAN, or SCHINDLER'S LIST. Or give all the 'DEPTH' to Downey/Paltrow/Rockwell. Whiplash ain't The Joker. So don't expect to draw blood from a stone here. Whiplash never had 'DEPTH' and he was a successful recurring villain for years in the comics. Again I ask, why does every supervillain now have to be a multi-levelled, tortured soul, baddie with a heart of gold who was abused as a child, only does crimes to raise money to save his (fill in the blank) Why can't they just be a pissed off baddie out for money? There's plenty of REAL people like that, you know.
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Jul 16, 2009 7:50:03 PM CDT
I agree that Rachel from GI Joe does look hotter!
by hollywoodhellraiser
Neither are kickass but I'm more convince that that Rachel could easily kick ScarJo ass in real life!And damn what I wouldn't give to be there to see them get down n' dirty!And as TedKordLives said, Milla Jovovich would had easily been the best BW! I wonder if she was even considered for the part? I sure in hell would've cast her!
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I think ScarJo is beautiful, but I agree Emily Blunt would have been excellent casting
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Can't some of you just fucking WAIT until the movie is released before shooting your whine-wad into the ether?
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Sorry, but it's true. Baroness for the win,GIJoe-wise. Evil chicks turn me on, what can I say. H'wood Hellraiser-I'll bet you money she was on the list. I also bet her association with the (mostly) horrid Resident Evil franchise bumped her right off the list. Don't get me wrong, I love the first one, but the second was so god awful that the third could have been Citizen Kane II and it would have been reviled.
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anyone with me?
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She's got such a fuckable laugh.
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wearing White Tights.
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...not at the same time, of course.
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And Point: I wanna fuck ScarJo until she is sweating blood, and so does that 83 year old corpse of a man called Woody Allen. He is totally done with that chinese girl. Have you seen Allen and ScarJo together at movie festivals? Allen has his hands on her waist all the time. He SO wants to bang her, and she KNOWS it, but she uses his old man lust to get good roles - if it wasn't for Woody Allen and Sofia Copolla, she would be doing Jude Apatow crap now.
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Jul 16, 2009 8:14:37 PM CDT
I personally think they were afraid that Milla would've made RDJ
by hollywoodhellraiser
C'mon RDJ isn't very intimidating and Milla could kick most guys asses!
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He's easily going to be the best part of this movie. Probably will even overshadow RDJ.
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I liked Rourke in most things I've seen him in, from Angel Heart and Johhny Handsome to Sin City and Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Haven't seen The Wrestler yet. Hopefully he'll bring some interest to this part.
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A far greater villain -even though he oozed pansyness, than Obadiah Stane. Hammer had the money and intelligence and the drive and ruthlessness to match Stark. He also hated the fact that Stark always landed the big contracts. In the comic he bankrolled villains such as whiplash and just about every B to Z list loser with a costume. And he only took 50% of their haul. A fair deal considering how much he paid to house and hide and feed and outfit those mental midgets. Hammer time
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She wasn't a big enough name and she is too old.
I am not saying she looks bad or is an old hag - far from it - but this is the world of film and Hollywood. The audience (strangely both men and women) have shown again and again that unless the actress is an A-name level person they want to see the hot, new thing instead of a respectable female actress. They want the Ingenue. Milla's doesn't have enough name recognition and isn't a high enough caliber star to offset the fact that in the audiences eyes she is "old".
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He aint Just
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I tried bringing Rockwell into the TB way back up there, but no one bit. Personally, I think this is the one that'll get him noticed. Seriously, the dude should have won about twelve oscars by now. I can't think of another actor who is consistently as awesome as him. See Moon yet? Go. He actually deserves two oscars for that one.
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Hopefully he plays a big part in this movie. Rourke seriously looks very fucking stupid in this movie. And I would rather have Rockwell be the main villain.
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Justin Hammer was always a great evil corporate CEO villain, and Rockwell has been consistently interesring in everything I've seen him in.
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Lord, it's been a day.
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But who said that casting wasn't sexist? Or that movie going audiences weren't either.
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And nobody does smarmy like Rockwell. If you're reading this Sammy, swing for the motherfucking fences on this one!
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Looks good when Hitch draws it though.
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Jul 16, 2009 8:36:31 PM CDT
Rockwell is frequently the best thing about any movie he's in
by tall_boy66
So for him to steal the movie from a cast of this caliber, that's going to be a feat.
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The very first time you meet them. Oh yes, He will get under RDJ's skin. I agree, smarmy (but not camp) slimy, back stabbing, foppish, effeminate and hipper than thou.
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Jul 16, 2009 8:37:18 PM CDT
I want Milla Jovovich... I want Milla Jovovich to be a Bond girl
by yackbacker
I mean they made Michelle Yeoh a Bond Girl when she was 35. Milla is 34 now. Seriously, 34 years old ain't old at all, and she looks MINT!
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she is one step up from being that warehouse 13 boring bitch
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shes like a 10 yr old tall euro girl
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Milla Jolavich should have been cast.
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But even though me and you might still see that Milla deserves these shots, doesn't mean the studio execs do. I am just explaining their logic.
And it isn't so much the actress age as much as the fact that she hasn't been in the public's eye that long. Michelle Yeoh was a Bond Girl at 35, but she was still new to the Western audiences. Sharon Stone was 33 when she made Basic Instinct. - far from a young ingenue but she still hadn't appeared in many big movies (supporting role in Total Recall was her big break).
Milla, however, has appeared in the Resident Evil movies, the 5th Element, The Messenger and starred in a number of lower budget ($10-30 million) movies. She is "damaged" goods in the eyes of execs and producers, and probably to audiences as well.
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Jul 16, 2009 8:45:01 PM CDT
FYI, Milla is fucking busy, peeps- she got no time for IRON DUDE
by yackbacker
She's doing some flick with Ed Norton and Bobby DeNiro (no, not a sequel to THE SCORE). God, I'm such an unabashed fan of Milla's.
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she doesnt have breasts and looks utterly ridiculous. and her face looks like it was run over by a toy truck
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Milla's smaller breast actually work for the character of Black Widow.
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Jul 16, 2009 8:48:34 PM CDT
Continentalop, I think the term "damaged goods" is a bit much
by yackbacker
She's not the hot new thing, I agree. But (in theory, because we don't even know if Milla was available to do IRON MAN) Favs goes his own way- he took a has-been RDJ and made him the face of a new film franchise. That took balls. And he persuaded his friend Gwenyth Paltrow, to join an "icky, boy's movie." I think the ScarJo casting was more out of desperation (last-minute, etc.) than him really, strongly wanting her to be his female lead.
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That is all, my friend.
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Jul 16, 2009 8:56:21 PM CDT
ugly, old, or whatever... the act of starring in the Resident
by jackknifed_juggernaut
Evil movies is reason enough to bar you from appearing in any major motion picture ever again. Leeloo be damned.
although... her piecing together the plea "please help" in the back seat of Dallas' cab in The 5th Element is still my favorite part of that film. random, i know. -
To all who think BW had no tits, I direct you to the 1960's,70's and 80's incarnations of the Widow, She was stacked. She had to be - she was a super heroine who had her own title and the only way to attract hormone drenched pre-teen males to a title headed by a chick was to draw babes with mammoth tits. ScarJo has the look of a classic super heroine - hour glass. Scarjo is beautiful - and any motard who says otherwise is a Tongue Cleaner.
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But I am pretty sure Milla was never even considered for the role probably because of what I said. She is looked at by most people in the studios as this "B-movie" actress now. Star of Resident Evil and Ultraviolet. "Damaged goods" by their estimate. And just because Favs goes his own way doesn't mean he also doesn't get swayed by popular opinion - he might have looked at Milla as the same thing (of course, like you said we don't know if she was considered for the part).
Personally I think she would rock in the part of Black Widow, and I can't see her turning it down if she was offered it (I am sure she would have down that - a sure fire hit - over a thriller even if it has Norton and Deniro). I think her "getting older" works perfectly for the character - she is called The Black Widow not the The Black Newlywed or the Black Virgin. She needs time for her husband to die and for herself to get trained and become a spy/ass-kicker.
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AM I? AM I?!!!!!!!!
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Is her physique. She isn't built like someone who works out all the time. The Black Widow in the comics had tits, yes, but all female characters in the 60s, 70s & even 80s seemed to all go to the same store and have the same bra size.
But the Black Widow in the comic also wasn't just big tits, she was muscular and athletic looking, things Scarlett is not. I can't imagine Scarlett knowing Judo or Karate or doing a back flip or swinging on a wire - all things that the Black Widow did. -
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Fucking up her face would be a crime that would make me root her to kill Tony Stark.
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critics say the new STARGATE UNIVERSE will be AWESOME. for more information go here: http://stargate.mgm.com/
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I damn sure did not. RDJ never once entered my mind when considering the character. In fact neither did Cruise. The physical prototype - at least 30 years ago, would have been Tom Selleck. Not the shrimpy RDJ.
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Hey man, love the STARGATE pimpage. You're crack me up.
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And I liked Jolovich's performances, I actually think she has more emotional "truth" to her than ScarJo (Hell, Jolovich actually added some depth to when she finds that pile of bodies of...herself in RE3). And Mitra was, well, whatever she was in that Doomsday movie. But ScarJo is hotter and has bigger boobs. Therefore, win.
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Wrap your fucking noodles around that shit.
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Slumming it on B-movies, wearing tight clothes and being all primal and shit. Seriously, I think she's awesome doing exactly the work she gets.
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http://tinyurl.com/llk9fj arch nemisis
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chicken good.
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Her man voice, man=hands and butch demeanor makes my willie go into hiding. Man, imagine how much better the world would be if a nuke went off on the set of THAT 70s SHOW (minus Kurtwood Smith, we STILL need him).
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Deal with it
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The idea of a Iron Man movie was just preposterous to me until the super-hero craze.
But I will say this - physicality is not an important feature about Stark. He doesn't have to be ripped or look like a pro athlete - he is a rich guy who wears a suit of armor. You need someone that can portray him as a genius and as a playboy. Charisma, not physicality, is the most important feature about Tony Stark.
Black Widow, Daredevil, Batman, Punisher, those roles require someone who is in shape. Now, I am not saying that Scarlett Johansson couldn't play Black Widow if she had time to train and get in shape, but looking at these photos she doesn't have the physique of the Black Widow from the comic books (at least the one who wore that costume - she could probably pull of the way she looked when she first appeared in the black dress and veil). -
Jul 16, 2009 9:18:03 PM CDT
hell, if they can bring Rourke back from the gutter
by jackknifed_juggernaut
no one's beyond approach for this film. and i think Mitra would've been more faithful to the character of BW than ScarJo (from an aesthetic point of view).
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She is much too hot to die. And I didn't even hate Topher Grace in Spider-Man 3, but that's just me.
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she should be in more movies
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Jul 16, 2009 9:21:01 PM CDT
Here's another way to look at how bad the ScarJo casting is
by yackbacker
Would you buy her as a Bond Girl? No, you wouldn't- same reason why Halle Berry and Denise Richards were complete failures as spies/scientists in their own right. She's not of the spy-action genre. If she was playing Stark's bitch on the side, fine. But as Natalia Romanoff? Please!
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That, I actually agree with.
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Jul 16, 2009 9:23:04 PM CDT
Tall_Boy66, Alright, Kunis lives; Topher actually ruined S3 for
by yackbacker
He was SUCH a bad actor, and Raimi insisted on not letting Venom speak through the suit, which pissed me off bigtime. But Topher needs to go away forever. I really despise everything he does.
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Has been for 30 years. So I long imagined who would play him. Did not think I would see it, but Selleck was the physical choice as well as the the embodiment of the charm and charisma of Stark. When Cruise' name was bandied about, I cringed, but hell if it got IM made, I would deal with it. RDJ was left field. And brilliant - in hindsight. I had my doubts, but I promised myself I would wait until I saw the flick. Catherine Zeta Jones would have been my top choice. ScarJo would not have even been in my top three for the role, but I am willing to wait and see what she can do and how the role is tailored. The Widow went through many different stages. let's see what Favs has planned.
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Superhero chicks need big tits, that's what sells the books. But a little movie magic would have fixed that. Hey, remember when Elizabeth Banks thought she was going to be naked in Zack and Miri and Kevin Smith changed his mind? What the hell was THAT all about?
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for alot of things
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No other
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Jul 16, 2009 9:27:24 PM CDT
Underrated Kurtwood Smith performance: Voyager - Year of Hell
by tall_boy66
He plays this guy who's trying to change reality and keeps wiping out existence to save his beloved wife. It's a somewhat unorigional ripoff mixture of Khan and Soran, but Smith adds some pathos to it that sells it. His performance makes the whole thing better. And, I don't watch much 70s Show at all, but Smith *is* the reason to ever watch it. Sure, none of these may be as instantly iconic as his Robocop, but it's still great. (And his Robocop baddie is way awesome: "Guns, guns, guns!" "Can you fly, Bobby?" "Bitches, leave!")
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We are looking at Scarjo as being a faithful adaptation from the comic book. But maybe she is like Justin Hammer, who went from old industrialist into apparently Tony Starks evil doppleganger, a young arrogant mogul. Maybe that is what Scarjo is, someone who has the name Black Widow but very little else from the comic book. Maybe she is a combo of Black Widow, Madame Masque and that old Countess character. I guess we can only wait and see.
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And I just dread a Cap movie. I can just imagine the stupid execs not wanting to touch WWII (or barely dwell on it), and I can't imagine them ever finding someone who can play him. Besides being both the greatest guy on earth and a hard-nosed soldier/leader, Captain America has also got to have the build you would imagine the "perfect human" would have. The thing is, what fucking actor would have that build and look, and still be able to come across as noble as King Arthur and commanding enough that he could tell Samuel L. Jackson and RDJ what to do?
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Because that is basically what we gots here. As I said before...just look at SJs thighs...this is Not a girl who is believable as a Russian Assassin..especially one whom is supposed to be an ex ballerina.Hot or Not..the Lop is right...this is nothing but the Stunt Casting of the hottest available "IT" girl.If these guys could have found a way to get Megan Fox on board I'm sure they would have...in fact...she would look more the part...after $10M worth of CGI tattoo removal of course.
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reminds me of ugly ScarJo
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So don't worry about that. He gets frozen at the very end, which leads into the Avengers movie.
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He's not funny. He's had ONE huge hit, and the rest bombs. Worthless piece of trash.
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But remember it IS called acting. They can put someone into the role who can project that type even if in reality he is nowhere near that type. As for the physical, he can be bulked up. A'la Reeves and The Fresh Prince. So I do not think it will be that difficult to cast. But I do agree that if they mangle the story, it will kill any future prospects for Cap. And I sympathize because he is your favorite.
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That's the Captain America movie I wanna see! WW2...Nazis...Captain Kicking ass..The Red Fucking Skull! A serious period piece too...no modern spin too it.Sadly..you just Fucking Know Captain America will have stunt casting galore...be set in the modern age..and have a score by Linkin Park.
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They still have to cast the fucking thing. And I hate to be a hater and be all negative, but man, there is no one alive who can play Captain America that will fit my expectations.
I think casting the judge in Blood Meridian would be easier.
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Here's a plot synopsis for ya, so Marvel got that one right: "Born during the Great Depression, Steve Rogers grew up a frail youth in a poor family. Horrified by the newsreel footage of the Nazis in Europe, Rogers was inspired to enlist in the army. However, because of his frailty and sickness, he was rejected. Overhearing the boy’s earnest plea, General Chester Phillips offered Rogers the opportunity to take part in a special experiment… Operation: Rebirth. After weeks of tests, Rogers was at last administered the “Super-Soldier Serum” and bombarded by “vita-rays.” Steve Rogers emerged from the treatment with a body as perfect as a body can be and still be human. Rogers was then put through an intensive physical and tactical training program. Three months later, he was given his first assignment as Captain America. Armed with his indestructible shield and and battle savvy, Captain America has continued his war against evil both as a sentinel of liberty and leader of the Avengers."
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Who's idea was it to give her a rat's nest for hair? That looks completely ridiculous! She looks like she spent the day on a roller coaster!
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Jul 16, 2009 9:51:01 PM CDT
The thing is that so much of Steve Rogers is the physicality
by continentalop
Captain America isn't like Superman or Spider-Man, who possess powers beyond what their appearances would suggest, nor is he like the Thing or the Hulk who are completely inhuman looking, or even Batman, Daredevil and Punisher who are ripped guys but still within the realm of human potential.
Captain America IS human perfection. He is 6'2", 240lbs and 2-fucking percent body fat. That means he is about 55lbs heavier than Bale in Batman and still has 1/4th or 1/5th the fucking body fat that he does.
Plus his muscle isn't just for show. He is a master of boxing, wrestling and martial arts. If Cap was in the Olympics he would win gold in all the Track events, plus male every male gymnastics events, the marathon and boxing, wrestling, tae kwon do, judo and probably even some of the swimming events.
Of course, maybe they could do it with special effects. I work in post production but I am far from an expert on what Visual FX guys can do nowadays. Maybe a combination of an athletic actor who is forced to work out for a year, plus CG and a muscle suit for a costume. Who knows?
But when you add the fact that Captain America is the noblest hero in the Marvel Universe and its number one leader, I just get nervous with the casting... -
Jul 16, 2009 9:57:38 PM CDT
Continentalop - Do you drool over Mens magazines?
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
Cause you seem a might bit over invested in the physical perfection of the red white and blue dude.
I mean according to you even Arnold at his height could not portray the physical specimen that is Cap. Relax man, if a scrawny Chris Reeves could be bulked up to play boy blue, someone can be found and chiseled with 'roids to meet your discerning eye! -
Jul 16, 2009 9:58:47 PM CDT
Michelle Phieffer was in better shape playing Catwoman
by hollywoodhellraiser
than ScarJo BW!I bet ScarJo can't even do a convincing legkick or barrel-roll.
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Jul 16, 2009 10:02:20 PM CDT
BTW, we should find the name of ScarJo stunt double
by hollywoodhellraiser
because she gonna deserve lots and lots of praises for foolin' the Legions of Horny Teenage Boys that ScarJo is the BW!
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Joe Johnston is from the George Lucas school of directing. Literally.
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That movie was set in the 30s. Cap will be set in the 30s. Jurassic Park 3 aside, he seems to be able to do period action adventure movies.
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It sounds vaugely freudian without the "T".
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I'm big on athletics and martial arts. I used to play college football and I am big in going to the gym and martial arts. So you could say physical fitness is a hobby of mine (especially after I ballooned into a giant fucking beached whale).
Other people can suspend disbelief, but for me it is hard to because I know what size these guys should be. Hell, I have trouble with Bale in TDK because I keep thinking he should add at least another 10-15lbs on his frame if he wants to be able to knock people out.
I admit, it might not bother other people but for me I've got to believe he is Captain America from the comics, and that means he doesn't have super-powers but is instead the peak of human perfection. Sure they are going to get an actor and bulk him up a little, but in my head I will know that isn't the correct size for Captain America. And yes, I understand I will probably just have to accept the fact they won't find a "perfect" cap and live with just some actor who saw a trainer for a year.
And Arnold would have been horrible for Cap. Arnold's a body builder, not an athlete. His muscles are for show not for explosiveness and power. Cap is built more like Ray Lewis than anyone else, -
Oh, let the hate and Race baiting begin! Nothing like racists geeks to fire up a TB!
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Fuck, Joe Johnston has NOT proven shit as a film director. JP III was just bad. I have a lowered sense of expectations w/ Johnston sitting in the director's chair. Basically, we need the genetic equivalent of "Serpentor" to play Cap- culled from the DNA of John Wayne, Orson Welles, Marlon Brando and Burt Lancaster.
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Jul 16, 2009 10:23:42 PM CDT
If Cap was black, that would actually touch on the history of
by yackbacker
The Tuskegee Experiment. Of course Uncle Sam would try out the Super-Soldier serum on a black guy- turning "The Fresh Prince" into "Ali." Yes, Will Smith for Cap!
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That was a HUGE disappointment. Don't bring back the original cast, and set the movie on a different island? WTF?!! That was the first time since Temple of Doom my faith was shaken in Spielberg
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Jul 16, 2009 10:26:26 PM CDT
Where's BringingNaziBack? He is a racist right?
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
He would be perfect as the villain for a WWII Cap movie and the TB at the same time!
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A lot of Superhero movies, the casting really boil down to chins. He got shunted aside for Green Lantern so give him some other superhero franchise.
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I'm not going to nitpick. Favreau knows what he is doing and the actors in this picture are in good hands. My only hope is that they have not decided to short change all the characters in the process of adding more to the mix.
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Did he finally leave for his own site full-time? Was he banned?
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Jul 16, 2009 10:35:31 PM CDT
Yackbacker, I take it you are refering to CA: Red, White & Black
by continentalop
The problem with that comparison is that the government never gave those guys Syphilis. They just didn't give them access to treatment with penicillin . I admit that is a horrible in itself and a shameful moment in our history, but it is still far from the Nazi like experiment they did in CA: R, W & B (gunning down black soldiers? What kind of shit was that?)
Plus, lets not kid ourselves, would the US have a black man represent the US of A as Captain America in 1940? I seriously doubt it. Despite the fact we weren't the Nazis, we still were a country with a lot of strong racial beliefs, and I can't think of any person in even FDR's government saying "Ok, we will rally America around a black guy dressed in a patriotic costume and say that he represents what is best about America." Like that would go over well, especially in the south. -
the director. Everything he does is pure schmaltz. The Rocketeer is overrated; it's cheesy as all get out. The only valuable thing in that movie is a young Connelly when she was still voluptuous.The Cap movie should play exactly like the flashbacks in the recent Bru/Epting run (with a touch of Kirby/Simon, and later Steranko). And I'd really like to see a little bit of The Invaders (but I'm dreaming).
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'nuff said.
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Ray Lewis is an absolute badass. However, the most Captain America human perfection kind of shit that I've seen has come from Julius Peppers.
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and alter Steve's ethnicity, why not make him Jewish, considering the character's creators? I'm not certain why everyone is suggesting they nick from the Isaiah Bradley mini.Hell, I imagine they'll skip having Steve having an origin and corresponding dialect of the Lower East Side.They need to just be faithful to the comics.
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i was just about to post the same thing. Pep definitely has that freakish combination of size/strength/speed.
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- Edith Head, Frank Capra, Shuster & Siegel, Norman Rockwell, and two other little known comic book writers named Jack and Joe brainstorming and designing Cap's costume as the ultimate US propaganda symbol.
- Cap witnessing racism on the home front and standing up against it (I want a Humphrey Bogart-Hattie McDaniel kind of thing).
- One of Cap's instructors should be Joe Lewis.
- A scene were Cap has to see a speech coach to get rid of his lower East Side accent. because the US Government can't see someone who sounds like James Cagney representing the "wholesomeness" of American values. -
Cap learning Judo and Jujitsu from a Issei or Nisei and then learns latter the Sensai was interned after Peal Harbor.
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Jul 16, 2009 10:59:23 PM CDT
i've never really been that big on Cap'n myself
by jackknifed_juggernaut
and the same goes for Supes. popular as they may be, those "boy scout" types never really jibed with me.
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Cap demand that his movie be called simply "Captain America." that "First Avenger" shit has got to go.
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How you fatherfuckin' queens can look at that hot Scarjo fetish leather action and think anything other than "FAPFAPFAP! I WANNA TOUSCH YOU WIT MY DING DONG! I WANNA RAM IT IN YO HOLIOS!!!" is beyond me.
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we'll know you'll all see it at midnight next summer
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...shoulder to shoulder with Obama and his Obama-Youth-Corp-Census-Community-Canvassing-Nationalization-Force emoting about utopia and the woes of the "mess we inherited". Ugh!
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you just know that Dick prays every day for a terrorist attack just so he can say "see!". He's probably working on MODOK as we speak.
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And its funny to see women characters with their hair down sexily when it would be obviously better to have it tied up.
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I wanna fuck Elizabeth Banks. She straddles the line that is "cute" and "hot". Makes her easily fuckable.
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Then that's fucking badass.
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Dat's what im talkin bout. Scarletts doin it up. I'd give her my ohhh face. ya'll know what im talkin bout
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I read it somewhere else, but I thought it was just people making up shit.
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Jul 17, 2009 2:50:00 AM CDT
I tell ya, I'd be MUCH more open to ScarJo as the Widow if...
by d.vader
If they released pics of her after a 6 month extreme training regime, where we see she's toned herself up, built some muscle, gained a 6 pack.... because right now, ScarJo looks like she always has- I admit, she looks "smaller" now, but that looks like its a result of being anorexic. She's always had a doughy quality, or the potential to be doughy. But she's never been rock hard like someone who's in shape. Had they released a black and white shot of her in a jogging bra, with 6-pack abs and toned shoulders, I'd be allllll over it. But they didn;t. So Im not impressed.
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As always.Smoking hot only in Michael Bay's THE ISLAND.
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because she totally wanted to take out her fuckin tits, and Bay said no cause he wanted a PG-13. So, yeah, even her amazingness in Island could have been so-much-more.
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Jul 17, 2009 3:26:20 AM CDT
There are people doubting Mickey Rourke's actings kills???
by asimovlives
Oh, i get it, this are the the people who only know Rourke's work from Sin City and The Wrestler alone, and know nothing of his acting jobs since 1980. Ahh, i get it, it's a case of ignorance talking. I understand it now.For the record, i used to fucking hate Rourke, but i always respected his acting talent. It was his smugness of youth that upset me, never his acting skills. Even when he phoned in, he was good. Rourke's problem was never his talent as actor, but, from his own admission, that he's hardly a very bright man and a victim of vanity.
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You are a pathetic talkbacker who had to resort to stealing the name of a more well known and respected member of these boards. After having done so, you decided to make numerous pointless references to a long cancelled David Hasselhoff vehicle. You are worthless. Do us all a favor and either stop posting or commit suicide. Thanks.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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You know it's true. Norse gods for fuck's sake. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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She gets the same acting jobs as every other young actress gets in Hollywood. Because Hollywood is terrible to write roles for women. Hollywood can only produce good roles for women if an actress is of a certain stature and power enough to be able to force rewrites, or bring her own writer to pump up her role. The younger actress are stuck to what they can get. So, yeah, in Hollywood at least, young actress have to go by by their looks, most of the time. Even the indie movies are starting to do this too.br>Actress like emilie Blunt, who are beautiful and also very talented, they can arrange good roles because they have a solid reputation back at home. And still, her best roles are in english movies, like the Young Victoria movie, not the american movies she made (Devil Wear Prada a notable exception).Take the example of monicca Bellucci. for the vast majority of the americans, he's a hardbody, a babe who shows up in movies to sexy things up. In europe, he's a recognized, very respect and awards winner actress.If Scarlett was born in France, she would be a diva by now. In american, she's little more then a hadbody who gets her talent insulted by fanboys who think Transformers 2 is entertaiment.
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I admit that I do like the "Noooo!" response when someone flames you. You still suck though.
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Your post to Captain Axis yesterday @ 6:02 is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever read on this site. It's right up there with that recent headline about Stephen Baldwin being rewarded by God with yet another shit reality show or whatever it was. Excellent stuff and I'm not being facetious.
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Am I wrong, or have you been going crazy on these boards for ten plus hours?
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For the first time I know you're mine. And you want to know, I'll tell you so. What can I say? I want you to stay! You're so heavy, heavy, you're so heavy, heavy. Goodness gracious!
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I just read this TB and you've been trolling for hours. You do realize that you could cure cancer if Harry opened a thread about it, right? I don't know whether to be impressed or disgusted.
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It is like being caught in an elevator with a rapist. Play along or scream for help? Shit.
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Think of me I'll think of you we better think this whole thing through sometimes I'm so clumsy you talk to me I'll talk to you you cut the fat and well both chew you know were both hungry I feel so alive today that's all that I wanted to say I hope that it stays this way if not I will be okay say another prayer save another life kiss me on my head And tell me everything's alright cause I can say it once or I can shout it twice all there really is is virtue and vice virtue and vice cry to me Ill cry to you sometimes the pain will only do you know I'm not kidding you laugh with me
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He became a boxer because he totally hated himself. He used to practise his punches on his wife's face. Rourke is macho to the extreme.
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Its a problem I've run into before on these boards. Showing up after the crowd has left on TB is like cleaning up peanuts when the circus is about to go to the next town. Only the sideshows are here to keep you company.
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You're the reason I want to sing. You make me feel like a king. I love the sunshine that you bring. I think I'll buy you a diamond ring!
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But it would be pointless and unsatisfactory. Enjoy your foolishness. Good night, you weird bastard.
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Have you seen that video where Michael Jackson's head is on fire?
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Of the films so far Baywatch Nights 2 is pretty decent. It's got a good villain and Norton is a fine actor. The CGI was a bit lousy and I've never understood why they've always gone full CGI with the Hulk. Wouldn't it be better to go CGI with the body and then have the actor's actual head on there with make up and prosthetic pieces on and stuff? If the rumor is true about Norton being in Baywatch Nights 3 then that's something that Marvel has done right I suppose. The Baywatch Nights series is still destined to fail though.
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Blade Runner. I've got to check it out.
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Directed by David Bowie's son? Music by Sean Lennon? Costumes by Stella McCartney? Second unit by Roman Coppola? Is Spielberg's daughter in the middle of the frame for ages at any point? If not I'm not going to see it. Also are any of the Baldwins in it? What about the Culkins? Tell me Scott Caan is in it or I'm out. Does Jett Lucas have a significant role? What about Connor Cruise?
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SHE IS SO FUCKING TALENTED!
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Imagine, having R. Scott as your father-in-law.
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Sorry but Rachel Nichols fills out her "GI Joe" suit better than Johansson. Also Johansson's hair looks fake as fuck. Sorry. They should have gotten a quality actress like McAdams.
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Not banned. Retired from AICN.
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must crack Ryan up every morning when he watches her read the morning paper.
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Captain America is fucking righteous. I think they'll have to kill the wings though. The A will suffice. I imagine we're gonna see some of Brubaker's version bleed into this flick. I'm just hoping I can see Cap wade into a mass of 20 screaming nazis and beat the holy fuck out of them. That's the way Jack Kirby drew Cap in action, and that's what I want to see (among other things. Great character, 'ol Cap is).
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More's the pity. Buncha Hollywood apologists and SUCKophants around here now. Professionals are a rared breed, indeed.
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And saying she's bringing her "a" game is rather ridiculous. The only game she has are the "d" game she's rocking with those tits of hers.
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but she does look like she could suck the chrome of a bumper.
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Was originally set to make Captain America and he was going to make it a silly slapstick comedy?
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unfortunate that she had that contractual problem. i saw her play a lesbian in some movie, HOT. And she can act.
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My next tattoo...on my penis.
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some money and gone real Russian with the gorgeous girl from the end scene of Bourne Supremacy.
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Matt Damon. Write that down.
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Everything I'm seeing and hearing about this movie points to it sucking ass. The principles are too full of themselves, S.J. as the Widow was a total shit move, they bring in Rourke based on his awesome acting chops but he wants to play the character "one dimensional" and Downey brings in his buddy who co-wrote that pile of turd Tropic Thunder? Mark it, I call SUCK on this movie. BRACELETS? Yeah, there's a big difference between accuracy to a character and shit that doesn't even look functional in any way,shape or form. SUCK!!!!!
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Okay, he looks ridiculous in every movie now.
And am I the only one who thinks he should make the rest of his career out of remaking Charles Bronson movies? He could make a ton of money with reduxs of Death Wish and Telefon and all the other latter-era Bronson movies.
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A DD midget at that! Who knew?
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Seriously. Just look at him. I feel a Death Wish remake any day. Mickey, you should hire me as your agent!
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Although Scarlett would do in a pinch. Hey, they shoulda cast that office manager chick from Mad Men as Black Widow.
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"I" would have culled an unknown for this role; there are hundreds of perfectly acceptable Slavic actresses to choose from..Scarlett is simply Stunt Casting. In a movie with RDJ and that psycho Rourke..did we REALLY need another easily recognizable name over someone who actually fit the role? Are they So unsure of the quality of the script they needed to pack the marquee with A listers? Makes me worry.
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an athletic chick
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looks taut shoehorned into a tight leather outfit
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Throw so many big-name stars at the screen that viewers eyes will be so dazzled they won't notice the suck, but we do notice and I'm seeing suck right here and now. Every move seems to be the wrong one. Remember how loose and stupid Raimi played with Spidey 3? Iron Man 2 will make that look like the Dark Knight in comparison, they are gonna "have fun" making this movie and while it will undoubtedly have a cool fight scene here and there Johanson's action will look clunky, fake and embarrassing, Rourke will play a cartoon version of himself right down to carrying a stupid pet around and not the comic character, and RDjr. will strut around with a martini in one hand and his cock in the other and make Tony Stark a fucking joke. They walked a fine line in the first one and basically succeeded, this one will be all Hollywood excess and suckage.
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no joke. I like her. I like redheads. But this is just a step backward.
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when will people realize it?
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..Cap's a no-brainer. Explain yourself.
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SO Whiiplash is fucking Robert Blake's Beretta now?
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the same reason G.I Joe: the real american heroes were ACTION FORCE: the international heroes anywhere else.
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Too "in your face" you reckon? It's an interesting thought, it would be an obnoxious bit of propaganda. Hmmmmmm.....
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And all he left is a bunch of retarded imitators? Ugh. And what's he proving with that website? It's like once he heard that story about Christian Bale going nuts he went nuts himself and focused on that one, short-lived meme like a laser beam.
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There is a Captain America movie in the works, directed by Joe Johnston. It will be called "First Avenger: Captain America" in order to get those beaucoup Euros.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1RBEqRt52Y
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AIBN is stOOPid with capital O's, way to stroke a one talkback joke into a massive time wasting endeavor. Who cares anyway, infamous is far different from famous, people made too big a deal about that douchebag anyway, who gives a fuck?
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i think they waiting for a change in global politics. America was cool before the Bush administration. It will take Obama a couple of years to restore the reputation.
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I hadda laff tho, those singers sounded like they were gonna bust in to "America:fuck yeah!" any second.
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I don't want to turn to politics, but I hated Bush and am really trying to figure out when all this "change" is gonna kick in.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQO9xk7bxNk
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I don't have illusions about Obama either
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is the way the followers swear by it, and use lingo and the like. It's like a small group of devoted diehards who all left to tell recycled jokes and fuck each other.
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Now that Franken officially has that seat and the Dems control the House and Senate hopefully that change will be kicking in soon. But, I'm with you: escalating an unwinnable war in Afghanistan, more bailout money for Wall Street, continuation of Bush's tax cuts for the wealthy, lack of oversight and accountability. Not much change.
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Tony has Brown Hair!
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Sarah jessica Parker looks like a horse
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NORSE GODS FOR FUCK'S SAKE! GLAD TO SEE OTHERS ARE REALIZING THAT THIS SERIES IS HEADING TOWARDS BATMAN AND ROBIN LEVELS OF BADNESS! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Jul 17, 2009 11:11:33 AM CDT
TITO JACKSON FOR RHODEY IN BAYWATCH NIGHTS 6!
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
The poor guy could do with something to cheer him up after the death of his brother Michael Jackson aka The American Jesus Christ. Cut Tito Jackson some slack Marvel!
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Me and you are done, professionally.
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Baywatch Nights analogy, how exactly were Iron Man 1 and The Incredible Hulk Baywatch Nights at all?
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but it helps!
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...I'd be willing to bet Scarlett would look good bald but I tend to agree with those calling it 'stunt' casting. She's not remotely slavic looking and harkens back to the soft and sex-kitten Swedish bikini swim team...just a super hot blonde chick you want to motorboat with all night but she's be screeching and begging for help the moment a tiny spider crawled across the kitchen linoleum.Perhaps I'm wrong but female badassery is very difficult to pull off without looking totally fake (basically all the women except Lucy Liu in 'Kill Bill or 'Charlie's Angels', that giant mutant bulbous forehead girl..err I mean Jennifer Garner in 'Daredevil') or totally man-like (Hamilton a little bit in T2, Angelina Jolie in anything 'tough', etc).SJ looks far too soft...like she should be rolling around on silk sheets with no clothes on and a blonde Marilyn Monroe type hair style...I don't get Russian badass from her at all.I felt the same about Charlize Theron in 'Aeon Flux'...way too pretty and soft to be a true badass. (yes I saw monster...she wasn't a badass in that either, just a psychopath)Who are the hotties that pulled off true female badassery without acting like a man or hamming it up so bad that it was obviously fake?You already know most of em: Weaver as Ripley (of course), Beckingsale as Selene (even if you hate the flicks you gotta admit she kick serious ass without acting like a man or looking like she really can't kick someone's ass), Lucy Liu (and most of the movies have sucked ass but she's always consistent with looking like she's actually capable of kicking ass and doesn't have any masculine aspects whatsoever), etc.I think it's a difficult magic to work that requires talent not only in front of the lens but behind it in the form of directing and writing.I'll be glad to be wrong on that with SJ and IM2 tho....but my guess is she'll go the 'Kill Bill' route and walk the fine line between 'passably' real and cartoon bullshit. I'll be happy to be wrong tho....
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In these shots at least.
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It's pretty damn easy to imagine Rourke muttering: "Do you believe in Jesus?......because you're about to meet him."
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At first Baywatch Nights was a faintly ridiculous detective show. Then it introduced absurd supernatural elements in the second season and became completely ridiculous. It arguably could've worked if the supernatural stuff was established from the beginning but it wasn't so it didn't. With the Marvel movies they've started off on the right side of ridiculous but are soon to cross over to the bad, embarrassing kind of ridiculous with the introduction of norse gods and magic and so on. Again, if they'd made some kind of effort to establish a world, from Baywatch Nights 1 (Iron Man 1) onwards, where supernatural things could happen then it arguably could've worked but, again, they didn't, so it won't. They should've had all six films worked out before a single frame of Baywatch Nights 1 (Iron Man 1) was shot. It should've been mapped out so that each film could work both independently and as part of a bigger picture. But because they were in such a hurry they made two films in a series of six with no idea of what they were actually really heading towards. As I understand it Zak Penn is/was having to wait and see what the makers of the five films are going to do before he can figure out what's going to happen in Baywatch Nights 6. That's so fucking insane it defies belief. Baywatch Nights 6 should've been the starting point. It's by far the most important of the six films. So surely you figure out what's going to happen in that one first and then work backwards. This whole thing has been mishandled and it's too far gone now. As a film series this cannot work. Baywatch Nights 6 will have Tony Stark interacting with a norse god/interdimensional being. 'Nuff said.
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Jul 17, 2009 11:50:20 AM CDT
Ali Larter would've been a better choice than ScarJo!
by hollywoodhellraiser
I mean if they're going for stunt casting than might as well go for someone who pretty, can act somewhat, and looks like she could kick your ass! Larter fits that bill!Lets face it ScarJo acting is on the same level as most tv stars, actually most tv stars are better actors!
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She's actually pretty good. But instead she's fucking around on Heroes playing a million different characters. "Innocent sister died, so now I'm the slutty sister." Anyway, Scarlett looks good there, I just hope she can handle the accent. Remember her "british" accent in The Prestige? Slightly better than Costner's...
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eleven times in a single thread... you know that shit is comedy gold!
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first of all, you can totally tell he's an obsessive fanboy who would rather focus on the realistic introduction of magic versus, actually... enjoying the movies. Now, when they made "Iron Man", they had no idea if it would be a success, warrant more Marvel studio movies and enable a shared cinema universe. Plus, they decided to make a good movie, instead of shoehorning a forced conversation between Tony and James Rhodes: "Hey, did you see that Thor guy on the news? That's pretty fucked up. I guess magic really exists. Ulp, off to bang some bitches!" Magic and realism have been handled in the comics for 45 years, why the fuck would it not work in the movies? According to the movie universe, these characters don't exist until they have a movie out, so how would Tony know to accept magic, when according to him it's not even a factor? Wouldn't it be more realistic to show a scene where Iron Man stares at disbelief at a CNN report on the appearance of a Norse God in Central Park in "Iron Man 3"? Don't you think professional writers and filmmakers know more than some burger-flipper talkbacker? I'll back Jon Favreau and Kenneth Branagh over some guy who couldn't even come up with an original talkback name and had to ripoff some douchebag who doesn't even post here anymore. Fuck.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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YEAH! NORSE GODS! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I can't wait to see RDJ being charismatic and hilarious ('Hey!') when he's interacting with an interdimensional being ('Hey!').
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Jul 17, 2009 12:29:22 PM CDT
BOBBY BROWN FOR RHODEY IN BAYWATCH NIGHTS 6?
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
He could do the soundtrack too you see.
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I know that's not a Marvel film but it is from the the Marvel comic book universe. That's not less supernatural or magical than a Norse God.
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Jul 17, 2009 12:38:13 PM CDT
MORE REALISTIC WAY TO INTRODUCE ABSOLUTE NONSENSE
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
TheJokesOnUs writes: 'Wouldn't it be more realistic to show a scene where Iron Man stares at disbelief at a CNN report on the appearance of a Norse God in Central Park in "Iron Man 3"?' Yeah, totally. I hope they do do it like that. That would be hilarious. RDJ should do a double-take and then say 'What the?'
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Instead, they should rerelease "Iron Man" and "Incredible Hulk", and show both protagonists in college taking the upper-division course World Mythologies and Multidimensional Beings. There needs to be a fifteen minute scene where Tony becomes addicted to caffeine pills while cramming for the course, and where Bruce throws a fit at only getting a C on the final. Or even better, just forget the shared universe. Scrap the Avengers movie. Just keep everything in separate universes. No no, it's all ruined. No more cameos, no more connections, fuck it. Sure, you could argue that the Hulk is just as weird and unlikely as a "god". Sure, they could take a realistic approach to Thor like in the Ultimates. Sure they could realize that most comic fans could not give a shit and just want to see their favorite characters in action together, and most mainstream audiences aren't weird and sad enough to care. But no, we wouldn't want any comparisons to an obscure television show that only one guy watched fanatically in the hopes of bringing it up in conversation for years to come. I'm sorry, fans. EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS word is bond.
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I don't want to hear about how Robert Downey Jr, Scarlett Johanssen and Jon Favreau were critically wounded by a 400 lb weirdo in a stained XXL Thor tee-shirt.
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Different series of films. They were shit too though. To reiterate, I've no problem with fantastical things provided there's some groundwork in place to set up their arrival. They haven't bothered to do that with these films and are simply going to change the rules of the universe they've set up towards the end of the series (by the way, as an aside, everyone's aware that just because something works in a comic that doesn't mean it will work in a film right? I mean I am assuming that's a given (just in case: 1) entirely different mediums (obviously) with different rules/expectations, et cetera 2) most people who go to see these films have never read the comics (thus the leap from what's been established so far to a universe that has norse gods wandering around in it will be massive, and indeed too big a leap))).
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proportionately on par with Winslet's 'D-' game.
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Good for him. Superheroes are stupid, as well as reading the context of people's posts. Now let's go grab a Coors and watch some UFC fights, and meet the jocks over at Wal-Mart and try to bang the cashier chicks. Middle America hooray!
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Stick to your guns, man. Don't see something that will obviously confuse and upset you.
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I don't want to see Iron Man and Thor in the same movie. And a Justice League movie would be stupid too. The minute you take a more realistic hero like Batman and pair him with Superman in a live action film, it's dumb. For me, Batman could exist in our world (I know, it's a stretch, but much less of a stretch than a flying alien who looks exactly like us and shoots lasers out of his eyes).
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I will never get to see a Secret Wars movie. And I want my Secret Wars movie, even if I have to be wheeled from the Retirement Home to the hovercraft and flown to the theater.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (btw I'm pretty sure I've only ever said that it could've ARGUABLY worked if they'd set it up better. To be honest I have no idea how they could've made this work (but they should've at least tried don't you think? Considering people are spending money to go and see these things and are investing in the characters and so on, right?). Your sarcastic versions of what they could've done in Baywatch Nights 1 & 2 actually help my case. The idea of having norse gods in this series of films is inherently absurd, no matter how you approach it. You would need absolutely incredible writers to make it work, not Zak fucking Penn. Will I go and see them? I think I'll go and watch Baywatch Nights 6 just to see all the fanboys cry as their favorite movie series turns into Superman 4 meets Batman And Robin (quality-wise). And I'll laugh my fucking head off, oh yes).
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I wish there was some way to prove that everyone who thinks an Avengers movie is stupid is going to be advance ordering their tickets for the midnight showing. I guarantee everyone here will see it.
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So, even though I don't personally want to see that, that doesn't mean it shouldn't happen.
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...I have no idea why you start off your posts with protracted "Nooos". Keep it up, though, it's pretty cool. And actually, I've already explained how Marvel couldn't have known "Iron Man" would take off as well as it did. How do you plan for something that is uncertain or unlikely? Besides, how do you assume that Branagh won't have cameos by Sam Jackson and Robert on a SHIELD Heli-carrier discussing how the world as we know it has changed and that they need to step their game up in the face of aliens, monsters, gods, what have you? I mean, you have to take these things with a grain of salt. How has SHIELD not tried to stop Hulk and simply left it to an underfunded, incompetent old Army guy? Why didn't James Rhodes talk about how he got into the military because of a boyhood fascination with Captain America? Why wasn't Captain America acknowledged as the first superhuman experiment in the Hulk movie? Look buddy, you can either join the majority of America and fanboys (although the fact that you think you can laugh at fanboys when you spend vast hours complaining about movies that don't exist is beyond me) and watch these movies, or you can find something else that interests you. Fuck, create your own superheroes and make your own movies. You obviously have a computer. Get ta writin'!
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They'll make money if that's what you're worried about. Look at Transformers 2, this year's con artist of a film (because con artists are bad people who con unintelligent or trusting people out of money just like bad films sometimes make lots of money by conning unintelligent or trusting people into going to see them). There will be more Marvel films after Baywatch Nights 6, maybe even your hoped-for Secret Wars series. Whether they will actually be any good is a different matter entirely. This current series is a missed opportunity of epic proportions. The potential was all there but it's been badly-handled from day one. There are lessons that Marvel can learn from this but it's far too late in the day for this series of films. It's funny in a way because you'd think Marvel would be the best people to handle Marvel characters. And yet we end up in a situation like this, where disaster is inevitable when there are still four more movies to go.
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Here's my logic: Baywatch Hawaiian Wedding was a reunion tv movie which brought together the cast members of Baywatch over several seasons. The Avengers movie will unite all of the various characters from the Marvel movies over the last few years.
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Genuinely excellent work. That is brilliant and I can't believe I missed it.
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Regardless of the crappy quality of the scripts she's gotten, she is totally monotone and, frankly, just doesn't emote. It's a lot of pouting. That doesn't have much depth to it. Elizabeth Banks is a semi-contemporary who actually brings some layers to it. But ScarJo is hawt, so I give her pass cause she's very pretty to look at. But a good actress, she is not. Good actresses could make crappy scriptwork better, and she does not.
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Hey, you started it. Implying peeps take superheroes too seriously and open themselves up to swirlies. That shit is weak, real weak. Folks like that get their chest wet, while denied respect. Like a punk. I guarantee that.
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My fingers are crossed, Fav.
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...thank the maker the weekend is here.
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Yeah, I woke up today thinking that exact same thought.
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The red you see is nothing more then soiled blood.
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Jul 17, 2009 3:24:15 PM CDT
"Megan fox is doing porn in an alternate reality right now"
by doctorwho?
How might I access this alternate universe?
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Seriously. Either the fault of the writer, director, or actor...so many female's playing badass characters either channel some hyper-masculine tomboy bullshit or just fake it so bad that it's ridiculous. I'm sure other women fake it too but far more successfully...I know it can be considered blaphemy to impugn QT here at AICN but I still roll my eyes at every second Uma "Manfoot" Thurman is on screen in Kill Bill. Same for Viveca Fox. Both seemingly incapable of channeling feminine badassery on screen.I think of Scarlett Johanssen and I the last thing I think of is ass kicking. She just seems to be a 'girlie girl' which of course is perfectly fine! But a badass female hero or villain it does NOT make.Of course, I'd be delighted to be wrong on this...Famke Janssen circa "Deep Rising' would be perfect casting I think altho her Russian accent in that Bond movie was kinda silly.Surprised you guys aren't pushing for Megan "Dinner Plate Face" Fox...she's the 'gilf du jour' yes?
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Just gonna leave those sleeping dogs in peace. Wake 'em up and jeez, what a racket.
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Wouldn't long hair be more of an impediment to a spy? Unless it's part of your cover I guess...
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The fuck she isn't a good actress. Just because you only know her from The Island and other such dumb blockbusters doesn't count as an informed opinion of her talent.
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Longer hair is sexier. Thus stoped the discussion.
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I happen to think otherwise, but whatever. I know I'm in the minority.
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I'm in the minority of dudes who prefer a girl with short hair, not the minority of people who thinks that dogs don't necessarily have to bark. Just wanted to clear up any potential confusion. Actually, I AM in both of those minorities. Carry On.
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That last post was brilliant.
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And for the record, the 616 Black Widow prolly could take down the Blue Beetle in hand-to-hand. I'm man enough to admit that. I'm also man enough to know that Beetle would totally be macking on her for the entirity of the fight.
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Still?
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Jul 17, 2009 5:22:02 PM CDT
JAMES EARL JONES FOR RHODEY IN BAYWATCH: HAWAIIAN WEDDING?
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
Or what about Chris Tucker?
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You belong to the minority that girls look sexier with short hair. that is, the minority which is totally wrong. but don't let me see being unkind, i hope you can find, or that you have, a hot babe as your girl who will sacrifice her beauty with short hair so she can please her man. Even if by then she will sell her own beauty short. I just hope you can appreciate her selfless sacrifice.
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Dingos don't bark.
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Jul 17, 2009 5:26:39 PM CDT
WHAT SAM JACKSON FOR RHODEY IN BAYWATCH: HAWAIIAN WEDDING?
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
He could play both Rhodey and Nick Fury. I'm talking 'bout split-screen! I'm talking 'bout vistavision! Don't touch anything on the set! Oh no, an earthquake! The shot's ruined! Wait, that's no earthquake! That's a NORSE GOD arriving from another dimension! ROBERT DOWNEY DOES A DOUBLE-TAKE, SAYS 'WHAT THE?'
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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When Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding is a disaster don't blame Zak Penn. Marvel chose him for the job and I'm sure he will have tried to do his best with the material presented to him by Baywatch Nights 1 - 5.
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A)Some girls DO think they look better with short hair. Look around in the outside world, you may see one.
B)Did I say dingo? Did I fucking mention dingoes? No I fucking didn't you odd little argumentative weasel. And it wasn't even directed at you, so butt the fuck out. -
That's it. You're getting it.
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Basenjis don't bark either.
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1- Yes, some girls do think they look better with short hair. Doesn't meant hey do. I have seen that happen too often to remmeber without a heartbreak. Always, those girls who do that mistake, they let their hair grow longer after learning the lesson.2- I was just trying to help. If you take that as an argument, which in your parlour must equates to conflict, which does not in mine, then you are sorely mistaken, it was futher from my intention. Believe you me on this.
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My favorite moment in Baywatch Nights 1 is when RDJ says 'Hey!' at the beginning. He's so totally awesome at getting the party started! GO IRON MAN! GO MARVEL! GO BAYWATCH NIGHTS!
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Jul 17, 2009 5:39:14 PM CDT
I was terribly skeptical of this movie before i saw the trailer
by asimovlives
Now i'm sold. Good job, trailer guys.
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When RDJ sees Thor the norse god on CNN should he do a double-take or a spit-take? I think he should do a spit-take and then faint.
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Done here. Don't bother replying.
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Cunt Stasting.
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You're back! How are you my main man?
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she looks totally stupid in that wig...and her acting talent, since Asshole Lives seems convinced of it..is pretty hit and miss, even in the Woody Allen films..
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Jul 17, 2009 6:13:13 PM CDT
JYD FOR RHODEY IN BAYWATCH: HAWAIIAN WEDDING?
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
That's right, you heard me... Junkyard Dog. What do you think?
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Whiplash goes to fashion shows around the world and beats the shit out of supermodels. Rourke has already researched this kind of thing.
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I admire your passion, but c'mon, man. Take a breather. Put down the White Vader. Or not. Either way, I'm gone for the weekend, so don't bother responding. Only I know you will anyway. I just ask that you torment AsimovLives relentlessly this weekend, so I can come back to find him a shattered shell of a TB'er. Beetle Ho!
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Whee! Let's get even weirder! How about sex columnist Dan Savage as Captain America character Flagg in "My Mother The Car"? You can decipher what any of that means.
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...each and every one of you swinging dicks would stand in line for hours just to snif Scarlett's sneaker cheese...you know it...everyone knows it.It's a comic book movie folks, she'll do fine.
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Emulate me. Worship me. You've tried everything else. It's your only remaining option. JOIN ME! I AM YOUR OBSESSION NOW!
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getting outside, fresh air. You know, EDGAR, these are good things. You would do well to step away from the computer, get some sun and forget about the tragedy that is Marvel Studios, a tragedy worse than the Holocaust/9-11/Hurricane Katrina, which according to BringingSexyBack is all caused by the jews. Ta!
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for your sanity and ego, ignore my previous post. Whoops.
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When you feel your heart is breaking... when all your friends are faking... when it's giving and no taking... I will be by your side... brother.
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I love the powerglove... It's so bad. What you talking about Willis?
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These waves are mine. NORM! Also I believe that Knight Rider was called 'Fantastic Car' in Spain.
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Emilio Estevez dancing in The Breakfast Club.
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Hopefully RDJ says 'Hey!' in Baywatch Nights 3.
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Damn! LOL!
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I'm far more psyched to see Rouke...
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He celebrated it by hitting on his daughter.
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He celebrated it by hitting on his daughter.
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He celebrated it by hitting on his daughter.
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He celebrated it by hitting on his daughter.
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he's deadpool, he's green lantern, and he's fucking black widow!!!
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Vision. That means no Invaders in Cap's movie.
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So Tony Stark is watching CNN and then Thor is on it having just arrived from another dimension. Tony Stark does a spit-take, then his eyes roll back into his head and then he faints. Pepper finds him and brings him to and he says 'HEY! I JUST HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM! HEY! THERE WAS A GUY ON THE NEWS WHO WAS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION! HEY!' and Pepper says 'That's not a dream, that's what's actually happening' and at that Tony faints again. Later in the movie there's a scene where, thanks to magic, Tony flies without the suit. He also travels through time. Oh yeah, he also ends up poor and has to dance for money but then a leprechaun casts a spell on him and he becomes a great dancer. At the end Stark turns into a gigantic robot and defeats Joe Pesci. The end of the movie is Tony Stark hugging Sean Lennon.
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FACT.
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it just ain't gonna happen. Don't go out on Friday night, don't make an attempt at human contact, just focus all your energies here. It will be so worthwhile, just you wait.
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Jul 18, 2009 12:49:40 PM CDT
I don't understand why ANYONE thinks Scarlett Johanson
by coughlins laws
is hot. She does have a nice body but so do thousands of other women in Hollywood, most of them you've never hear of. I would take every girl on The Hills over her any day of the week. To me it's almost like the way Angelina Jolie is rammed down our throats as the "Sexiest Woman Alive". I don't believe that and I've never met any other guy who believes that, but I do think more women think she's hot than men. I think they like her big lips and big cheekbones. To me, she looks like a heroine addict who's face is caved in but has had lots of collagen injections...
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Hey TheJokesOnUs, how was that park that you went to? Nice was it? And isn't it mainly dickheads and single people that hit the town on a friday night? Friday nights aren't my thing but I'm playing a gig tonight if you were at all concerned about me being a shut-in. Don't fret so much you silly goose. But seriously how was the park? Are you in plain sight when you go there or are you lurking? What do you get up to there? A lot of questions but, put simply, I've just missed the living heck out of you... brother.
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Jul 18, 2009 1:27:29 PM CDT
Awww, Subtitles_Off... reading comprehension ain't your thing?
by thejokesonus
I didn't post here Friday night, my man. Maybe you could have deciphered that if you didn't just look at when I post, recognize the shapes of the letters and then go into blind fat fanboy rage and post something to try to hurt me. Listen buddy, just remember... you're going to die one day, and the pain will allllll be over.
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The park was nice. Lots of families and young people. I had a picnic with a lady friend and we walked around. Later, we watched Conan and went to the 24-hour gym. Not exciting, but nice. Let me know how your gig works out. Please tell me Grandma's Basement is just a clever club name and not the actual location. Be sure and open your set with a rant on how the realistic introduction of magic could have saved the Marvel movies from becoming "Baywatch Nights" and how none of your audience will now be able to enjoy "Iron Man II" or "Thor". Play some Skynyrd, too!
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baywatch nights joke is pretty played out. Im sure that audiences will have no problem acceptingthat Thor can exist in a movie that is about a guy who wears a suit of super high tech armor and flies around fighting bad guys. Its not exactly believable even without Norse gods and I don't see how it will be a problem to incorparate them into an already kind of silly universe.
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Just sayin'
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www.superherohype.com
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Instead of the spit-take, what if Tony Stark sees Thor on CNN and goes 'WHAAAAAAAAAA?' (you know, like Moe does) and then faints. He could even turn to the camera and do it, or is that too much?
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And it wasn't a Twilight cover.
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I'm a meme machine! Just watched the deleted scenes from Baywatch Nights 2. There's some good stuff in there, such as when Banner delivers pizza to some college kids. How I would've done it: As filmed Banner delivers pizza to two groups of students. Make it one group of students. Have the study session kids be stuck-up cunts. Have it be a guy who pisses off Banner (in a very aggressive way) so Banner can say the don't make me angry line without it seeming like an over-reaction. Then as they're face to face Banner looks past the jerk at the blackboard and sees the calculation error. This calms him down, he points out the mistake, everyone's amazed (you set up that everyone assumes he's a dumbass because he's just the pizza guy), banner leaves. The P.O.V. shot that switches between the jerk's face and the blackboard would be cool and overall the scene would show that Banner would rather be leading that life than the life of an aggressive freak or whatever. It's a sort of bittersweet moment, like a glimpse at the path he's unable to take. Are you feeling it? Where's my peeps? Lets get to 1000 posts! COME ON!
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It is a bit of a rip-off of Good Will Hunting but everything's a rip-off of something. BTW have you seen Dekalog? Fucking phenomenal.
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Jul 18, 2009 6:10:44 PM CDT
BAYWATCH NIGHTS 2 DELETED SCENES CONTINUED
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
Marvel should bring out an extended cut of Baywatch Nights 2. As stated some of the deleted scenes would've improved the film. Nice moment at dinner (it's filmed all wrong but you can't have everything) where Banner breaks down. Also there's a line about hope coming all at once or something in one of the scenes that's pretty decent. On the disc they're presumably assembly edits (as the pacing seems weird at times) so they'd need to be fixed. I'd lose Hurt's 'It's raining' line or whatever it is. Also I wouldn't bother with the record player lab stuff.
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It could work.
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Jul 18, 2009 6:31:51 PM CDT
C. THOMAS HOWELL FOR RHODEY IN BAYWATCH: HAWAIIAN WEDDING?
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
Why not? What's your problem?
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Whew, buddy. You get points for persistence. You're single-handedly keeping this thread alive, risking tardiness to your gig. Good on you, sir.
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Thanks babe.
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Jul 18, 2009 8:25:59 PM CDT
I see, TheJokesOnUs is being a douchebag in here too
by zombieheathledger
Let's see, in ONE day alone you've gotten into flamewars with me, CHARLES, and Subtitles-Off. Am I missing anybody? Wow, no wonder you spend all of your time online, I bet no one can stand your ass in person. Harry, can you please BAN this uberprick who's just here to flame?
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Jul 18, 2009 8:37:09 PM CDT
Harry! ZombieHeathLedger won't stop staring at me! It's creepy
by thejokesonus
Yeah, please ban me for trying to calm Charles down, a guy who admits he's punked Harry and only comes here to stir shit up and forget he's alive. And do you really want to throw in your support with a troll like EDGAR? Read his posts, man. He's clowning. You look like a clown for supporting him. You're asking Harry to ban me like a bitch who can't stand up for himself. You've ran across your fair share of talkbackers recently as well, and I must say telling MrFTW and socalator to "fuck themselves because they must be gay" is a sign of a true intelligence who must be listened to in regards to cinema. Now, I shall leave you to your DVDs of WWF and movies with big explosions.
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LOL, oh you crack me up. I hear that comicbook guy voice with your every post. I've never had a single problem with EDGAR or CHARLES or Subtitles_Off. And the ones you did mention barely lasted. You however, Mr.(non) Personality, add NOTHING to conversations except display your need to insult and suck your own tiny cock. Go away, no one will miss you. There are those among us regular posters who actually like DGDB, and CHARLE, you newbie. NOBODY likes you. So go alphabetize the cut out bin(remember: Alpha Flight goes BEFORE Power Pack) and STFU. Buh-bye.
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Boy, you're really showing your ignorance here, ZombieHeathLedger. Yeah, I guess I have it coming having worked in a comic book shop in high school. But... you read comic books. You spend money on them. You claim to know how Whiplash and Black Widow act, and what level of depth they have. You're a clown to me. You keep coming here to pick it back up. I'm giving you something to do. Otherwise it's another night of masturbation and crying to yourself. Keep allying yourself with DGDB, who doesn't even post anymore, and EDGAR, who posts only to get a reaction. Man, I almost feel sorry for you. Almost.
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...the carpet matches the curtains!
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Just kill yourself, the pain will go away. Don't worry at the rate you are getting flamewars (four in twenty-four hours) you'll be shunned/banned from here and it can be just like your real life, oops, then again you have no real life, LOL. FLAME ON, comicbookguy!
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NO GANG SIGNS! HEY! I DON'T PAINT! Everything that they've released so far for Baywatch Nights 3 makes it look extremely camp don't you think?
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1. Spider-Man Two 2. Hellboy Two 3. The Dark Knight 4. The Incredibles 5. Baywatch Nights Two 6. Spider-Man 7. Batman Begins 8. V For Vendetta 9. Batman 10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). Obviously I'm basing this list on how I felt about them at the time. Rockwell is in Turtles. He learns a lesson at the end. My favorite Rockwell dancing moments: 1. hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy (on that news report) 2. Confessions screentest 3. Charlie's Angels.
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here's mine.
1. Meteor Man
2. Captain America
3. Spawn
4. Steel
5. Catwoman
6. Superman III & IV
7. Batman & Robin
8. Hancock
9. Ang Lee's Hulk
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Should Stark have an army of elves in Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding?
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1 is the most repugnant.
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Man, that boy is a true true skeezer!
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Anus dude reminds me of this poor addled wretch I work with. My coworkers and I will be having a relatively linear conversation about movies, and he'll mumble some random shit about a show he saw on DiscoveryHealth, or whatnot. EWPA's fanatical comparison of the Iron Man movie to some obscure television series suggests that he is profoundly disturbed. And I'm no cub anymore, but what the FUCK is "Baywatch Nights"? I don't mean to be so cold, and for all I know, maybe you live in some Godforsaken region of eastern Europe where that's like, real Golden Globe shit, but I don't have the fogiest recollection of that program. Seek help, man. And stop jackin' around when my friends and I are trying to discuss movies!
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I get that SOME PEOPLE have an issue with the tone of Marvel's movie adaptations, and maaay feel certain elements are ludicrous. But the "joke" EWPA found so hi-fuckin'-larious stopped being funny about 3 seconds after it was told. SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL: The Suspension of Fucking Disbelief. When watching a genre film, how blurry does the line between fantasy and reality become? When I watch a movie, unless it has the disclaimer "Based on actual events", or is a documentary, I am aware at all times it is a work of fiction. How far a movie's happenings have to go before one yells "Bullshit!" at the screen may depend on personal taste. After seeing a man in a flying suit of armor, a neb who turns into a half-ton monster, and (eventually)a World War II-era Super Soldier, will a Norse storm god be that hard to swallow?
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FACT!
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Jul 19, 2009 7:12:23 PM CDT
THE 2ND VIVIAN BANKS FOR RHODEY IN BAYWATCH: HAWAIIAN WEDDING?
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
At least give her a screentest.
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but I refuse to google it.
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Did anyone see the ep where she also played STILLETO? Good looking, Great Body, Athletic, and if you saw her in the STILLETO costume you know what I'm talking about!
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At what point in Baywatch Nights 3 should Paltrow's acting suddenly turn terrible? I think it was brave of Favs to wait until the climax of the film last time but in this film maybe she should become shit earlier, like say at the half-way mark. What do you dudes and dudettes think?
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Favs says 'Okay, just do a pale imitation of Vince Vaughn in Swingers'. This film now has two people who have done impressions of Vince Vaughn in movies: RDJ in Baywatch Nights 1 (& probably 3) and Rockwell, who did an impression of Vince Vaughn in Hitchhiker's Guide. A STRUTTING RDJ SAYS 'HEY!'
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She's got that classic "rhinoplasty' nose that just bugs me. It's like their nostrils close when they smile or something creepy. I don't get it..I've seen older pictures of her and she didn't have a cyrano or anything; why the chop? Of course, she's hella-boobalicious thanks to modern technology so it's not all bad.And I think you're right...she lends herself to 'feminine badassery' easier i think that Scarlett does. I just can't help but see the doe eyes and softness of an SJ compared to the more aquiline and capacity for both soft and hard in women like Kate Beckingsale, Sigourney Weaver, Carrie Ann Moss, etc.And to the initial response about a 'non badass female' actor portraying a true badass female is possible with a good director, story, actor, etc...I guess my take is where that talent neutrally sits...is it on the more girlie girl side? Or the more badass side? Femine badass or quasi-masculine badass? And to call ALL female badass-ness lesbian-ish or that the implication is 'butch' is exactly the opposite of what I'm talking about. A woman can pretend to be a badass by acting like a man but there is simply nothing less attractive in a woman than when she channels a man. I don't give a fuck how hot she is, if she acts like a man..I think man...and that's not remotely compelling. Unless that's the angle you're going for...which by putting SJ in tight clothes I think that the angle they're going for is not the bull-dyke & lesbian appeal. Ripley might have dirty tshirts but she's still very much a woman even when she's napalming a nest of alien nasties. She channels a bit masculine in Alien3 but then she tempers the role here and there too...but in the first and second Alien films, she's all female badass without being manlike at all and it's wonderful. Badass females who are badass without being remotely masculine are very attractive to me (ie a strong female is not anti-man or pseudo-man but simply feminine badass which to most people apparently, doesn't exist).It's a hard niche to catch but it's there for those with talent to utilize...
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Get used to hearing this people. Tony Stark will soon be interacting with a norse god. BTW Favs even had Dax Shephard act like Vince Vaughn for Zathura. You watch that film and tell me I'm wrong. I dare you.
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