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Script Girl breaks out the shocker for this week's report!
Hey folks, Harry here with our latest report from the gal y'all just love to death. She's all kinds of on target this week, especially with the intro commentary and adaptation of ASTEROIDS: THE MOVIE. Sigh. Here ya go...
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Yeah...there they are
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And here we..... GO.
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I have never managed to sit through a single one of her boring shitting videos from start to end. Not funny. Not interesting. Fuck off.
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r juicy!
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A REST, please
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just like me and that some real shit!SG...go away!
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I thought the asteroids bit was actually very funny. She earned a bit of cred this week. Least she is improving.
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Jul 12, 2009 3:36:27 AM CDT
"Script Girl breaks out the shocker for this week's report!"
by seppukudkurosawa
I haven't watched it yet, but let me guess...she's really a man?
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2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!
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Even if it's something minimal? Actually speaking of that it just made me think... I suppose what she's doing isn't violating copyright in any way, else she would've been shut down forever ago. But like I'm figuring if the daily issue of Variety is copywritten, here she is taking the information and spreading it to the masses for free, so... Alas, I guess that's not the way it is.
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Cool tits...I must say.
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I don't know if she's just reading from Variety or not, but reporting the news is a fair dealing and thus an exception to copyright.
If she's compiling the stuff herself then there's no issue of violation.
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OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! WHY HASN'T THIS SCHTICK HIT THE BRICKS ALREADY? Good looking gal. Really shitty fucking schtick.
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Is this really "news"? Doesn't seem like it.
Though the fact that the guy who wrote "Bedtime Stories" and "Escape to the Race from Witch Mountain" managed to sell another script is nothing short of astonishing. What a bunch of fucking garbage. -
i'd like to see the chic who was bumpin fur with SG in college
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I don't care how bored I am during a layover at LAX. There goes any fucking cred you thought you had, editors.
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http://tinyurl.com/create.php
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Jul 12, 2009 4:43:43 AM CDT
Look at that, she's showing even more of her cleavage...
by themarinebiologist
...in the preview shot of the video. Jesus, we're going to get to the point where she is completely topless in the preview shot just so that you Neanderthals will click play. Absolutely pathetic that you keep this going, Harry.
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Jul 12, 2009 4:46:03 AM CDT
I'D PAY TO SEE THE TITS...I'D PAY MORE TO MAKE HER SHUT UP
by missing dink
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Let this feature drop eh?
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cant stand her voice and her face
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She doing a Paris Hilton impression or something?
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It sure seems to. If you want to have a laugh you just need to check the topics on Script Girl and Megan Fox.
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oh yes
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I mean besides whore herself out for free on youtube.I have not watched on of these in ages...but since someone commented about the asteroids thing above I did..and ya know..I chuckled.Sure it was an obvious joke...yes when that news broke we all though the same fucking thing...but it was funny hearing our thoughts put out there.It only took a year SG...but you made 15 seconds of funny.Now...TITS or GTFO.
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Mtv VJ Kennedy...just uglier.
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Jul 12, 2009 7:16:39 AM CDT
Noticed "Give 'Em Hell, Malone" at Comic-Con July 25th
by sherlock holmes ii
10:00-12:00 Give 'Em Hell Malone Screening and Panel— Catch an exclusive early screening of the upcoming noir-action film Give 'Em Hell Malone, followed by a Q&A with stars Thomas Jane (The Punisher) and Chris Yen, along with director Russell Mulcahy (Highlander) and writer Mark Hosack. Room 6DE
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Jul 12, 2009 7:34:50 AM CDT
This weeks script sale : Conspiracy's Lazy eye Spunk adventure.
by conspiracy
"My God" I thought...as I watched her prepare herself; "Is she REALLY that desperate and full of self image issues". Approaching her I could see that She stood there…the apprehension apparent, the look upon her face a road map of desperation...that look that said.."I said I'd do anything to break into this business..and now I am". “Finally”, SG thought, “it has come to this…my dreams shattered; my entire self worth summed up in a few pounds of my flesh…my tits and the sex between my thighs the only marketable qualities I have left to the world”
My hand grasped her arm tightly and turned her to fully face me…a Balebacker’s dream come true…Sript Girl…in the flesh before me…mine for a mere pittance. A few phone calls…an exchange of promises with a desperate studio minion…and a small investment in throw away stock got me to this position, a few hours alone with “her” Script Girl.SG, for a small minority a muse worthy of worship; for the rest a tormentor, a succubus,…a nightmare wrapped in a soft delicious wrapper meant to lure the unsuspecting, the easily led, the virgin.
I suppressed a chuckle seeing her there stripped bare...delicious plump tits fighting, and loosing, the battle with gravity,…lovely be-speckled face no longer hiding behind the veil of manufactured smugness,...her long hidden ass now visible, and better, mine for the taking; for I, a Bale/Talkbacker was about to have my justice…
“Are you ready” I asked hypothetically,…she knew what her only answer was to be; “ye ye yees”..said SG..Her voice cold yet shaky…resigned to her fate and her place in this world, yet still unsure and plainly somewhat scared. “Fuck....Nooo..” she pleaded…when from behind my back I produced the latest copy of Variety…rolled tight…the phallic symbolism unmistakable. Her eyes widened…the glasses slipping down her lovely nose. Glancing down I beheld her nipples contract…goose bumps on her soft flesh..her areolas tightening, her nipples erect with fear and knowing…; “Ahh….you’ve seen this before” I mused aloud…”perhaps this is a game you’ve played before?”, “maybe...you...have...READ this somewhere??”
“Noooo….Nooooo….not that…...Not Variety.....pleeease” she wailed…tears welling in her slightly cross eyed eyes….”Anything but Varietyyyy……oooooh”
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Libertarian, tattoo'd, sassy....I dropped a few loads to that funky, spunky, opinionated broad...she was just the right combination of average looking yet hot.I bet she..like SG no doubt...is into some wicked kinky anal fun...
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Eww Nee Chee Chee Duah!
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... my God, are they serious? They're actually going to put money into this? Scriptgirl was right when she said all these story-less, bullshit, proto-nostalgia films are inevitably going to be disappointments.
I actually had fun playing Asteroids many, many times in a local arcade and on a friend's Atari 2600, but I'm dead-set against this being made into a film. It's a fucking stupid idea meant not as a film for anyone's entertainment, but as a poorly edited, horribly acted, 2-hour in-your-face advertisement for a decades-old video game.
Makes me want to abduct the corporate cocksucker who's backing this and shove his face in a burning stove. I hate Hollywood sometimes. -
at least ride a cock while she's giving me movie news? That'd be great thanks.
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You should end your career.
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...so he can crank one out when Yoko's asleep.
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. . . we all know the majority of talkbackers would give thier right nut to sleep with her.
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and Busts Out the Knockers...
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"Just don't look!, Just don't look!"
Why all the hate. If i see an article i'm not interested in i don't even bother clicking on it.
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and it needs a shave
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Watch out ladies when he does.
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Just when you think it's a different week, TITGIRL again.
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wtf?
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Jul 12, 2009 9:45:35 AM CDT
Why does AICN post stuff like this but ignore interesting scoops
by padders
A group of us all informed AICN of a George Romero interview:-
http://zone.aintitcool.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=72683
And not a peep back, even after repeated attempts...
Yet worthless nonsense like this get aired each week?
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Misogynistic comments like these are just gross. C'mon. I don't think you should allow this type of thing on AICN.
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The only reason she's on this site is because Harry secretly hopes to do her (in your dreams Harry).
But other posters are right. You don't have to watch and yes, most of us would give up smooking to touch the pair.
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I agree with you
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You guys bitch constantly about how much you hate Scriptgirl but you watch her videos evey week. If you don't like her it is as easy as not pressing the play button. You say you don't like her but here you are, every week like clockwork whining up a storm. She's a cute girl with nice knockers talking about movies, nothing more. You fuckers seriously overanalyze everything.
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I just look at those baps and go into a trance
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...is based in the desperate pandering to the assumed audience here. That we're a bunch of pathetic lonely geek/slobs who hanker for a girl who can speak our language and excite our loins. You know, the Chobot Factor. And many folks recognize that they're being pandered to and resent it--even if they fit the stereotype. I suspect there are a lot of people here who've never seen a single one of her videos and hate SG on principle. I don't blame 'em.
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You fuckers seriously over(ANAL)ize everything.You know this is AICN, right?
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Just had to put that up thereshe's not so bad guys occasionaly her bits are funny and she's easy on the eyes..some of you just like to complain..hey did you hear your top choice of star and director was chosen to make your favorite comic book movie...comence the complaining from the deeps of your mom's basement
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Might as well use the assets you have available to you.
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the summer is almost over.Come on.
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Last week I said she had to lean over more.
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hatin' on scriptie? Come up w/ your own site/commentary. At least she's doing something instead of sitting at her computer complaining about it. Do SOMETHING if you're so passionate; hopefully there's more to you than vitriol.
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But she has some decent boobs on her....
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Jul 12, 2009 11:51:46 AM CDT
BTW Asteroids:Revenge of the Meteoroid is the worst idea ever...
by beefywhore
Next up Tetris:The Musical
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Although I would probably see a movie based on the old arcade game asteroids.
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Jul 12, 2009 12:04:12 PM CDT
Does FuckMichaelBay have his own column in Script Magazine?
by john_t_chance
No. No he most certainly does not. But I'm sure he will bash Script Girl's soon enough. Can you say sour grapes?
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Jul 12, 2009 12:10:18 PM CDT
the shite Hollywood passes from it's ass never ceases to amaze.
by buddytongue
everybody whines about and yet they line up for it instead of going to see more challenging work like The Hurt Locker.
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Script Girl was born to dance on tables. She could make a fortune.
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Jul 12, 2009 12:12:46 PM CDT
No that Hurt Locker is Last Year at Marienbad or anything
by buddytongue
it is a very mainstream entertainment. i just fear it will be overlooked because it doesn't have the marketing hook of being based on a crappu tv show!
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Dear Script Girl - Some legit feedback... Somewhere in the lost history of media, reading news with a sing-song delivery became the norm. Just give us the news like you are talking to an old friend. Don't try to sound "reportery". Falling into an unnatural rhythm takes away from the content - and your content is pretty good! :)
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enjoy Asteroids dunderhead.
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A quirky, funny advice column for the struggling screenwriter. A breath of fresh air on in the pages of a rather staid humorless publication.
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I understand she obviously wanted to become legit and become a scriptwriter or whatever but she can't be making the kind of money now that she was back when she was in pornos.
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Is this thing still on? Still fueled by cellar dwellers (i.e. John T. Chance) who optionally speculate upon a comeback vehicle for Dustin Diamond. "Sex" is trading cards ("orgasm" is an anonymous starlet appending a "Love You" or "To My Biggest
Fan" personalization to her photo). Script Girl, who likely works as a background extra in Nick slime tournaments, has about as much sexual hubris as High Pitch Eric; at least she entertains her 9 or 10 "fans" until their moms pull the plug on the computer. -
...does she work for these people? They're run by the same company, I think.
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Just smile and tits and nothing else. The voice sort of makes you forget about the tits.
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I thought I'd check it out again, but it's as bad as I remember it. This girl is deluded if she thinks these videocasts are entertaining-- she could not be more boring, and that's even *with* the cleavage. Considering everyone else on here seems to agree, it DOES beg the question-- "WHY IS THIS CRAP STILL ON THE SITE?"
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...but not to play with or anything. just so i could get a nice weekly spot on aicn.
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how can this feature still be on this site while the game column constantly gets screwed over?!?!?
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Jul 12, 2009 1:21:49 PM CDT
LOL, if i had a nickel for everyone who quit this site from SG..
by mike_d
I'd have a shit load of nickles.
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Love to read the hate towards something that could be easily avoided.
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where else is there? Rotten Tomatoes is full of douchebags and snobbery over mediocre films.
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No, but she does have a column in Worthless Annoying Asian Man Weekly.
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And probably sucking her way through Hollywood's finest.
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...that I don't need to rip a magazine about screenwriting and it's employees who work hard to produce it. Scriptgirl sucks enough Donkey balls on her own. So wonderful of you to assume I'm as big a douchebag as you are.
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about screenwriting? Maybe they should get someone to write the column who's actually, I don't know, written a screenplay and sold it?
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has she no shame! i dont want to see her tits
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Jul 12, 2009 2:28:11 PM CDT
Asteroids: The Movie---cuz Super Mario Brothers did so well
by chromedome
SERIOUSLY? Sounds sort of like something the the Syphy channel would air its "dangerous" Saturday night: Mansteroids: Raging 'MonesCongrats on the Column, Scriptgirl! Sober moments or not, few and far between though they may be, still the coolest feature on AICN. Who else could flush out the obsessive haters each week for all to see and be entertained by?
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Is Harry currently accepting any more audition tapes or headshots?
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I thought that the dumb bitch was gonna stand up and show the world her fucking cock & hairy nutsack.
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Morning, Noon & Night she eats gerbils dripping in garlic sauce.
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Anyone who hates Diablo Cody is OK in my book.
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because of this talkback. No, not scriptgirl. It's the comments here that are starting to make this site a laughing stock.
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Perhaps I've been unfair to you. Perhaps under all that spiteful bluster you're a sweetheart of a guy. We are not so different you and I. Perhaps under different circumstances we might even be...friends! (music swells and fade to black)
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Jul 12, 2009 4:06:14 PM CDT
This site lost credibility long before ScriptGirl. Seriously.
by william_clay
She's the least of their problems. Moriarty jumping ship for one.
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Detective Charlie Chan here. Purpose investigate mystery of script girl feature. Notice many, many people complain feature to be most dumb and waste of time. Yet, every week same people watch again, and complain again. Most strange. Surely, they know if do not likee they do not have to watchee. Yet watchee they do. Most puzzling. Perhaps the combo #5 of reasonably hot half Asian - half White chick, mixed with nice bresstezes, and some sciwt sale info proves too good too pass up? Ah, but then why complain so much? Why so hard to admit to like? Perhaps to admit to like reveal something about person? Mystery continues, may need to consult most logical English detective, Shellock Homes.
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Does this confirm The Shocker for Spider-Man 4? The Shocker would make more sense and have a less ridiculous costume than Electro...
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COMES A BOOBIES TALKBACK!!
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Not sure why, but I find the thought of O'Reilly waking up in a thoroughly bankrupted country very funny, even if it is my own. Yes, the country these days = stacked, flacked, hacked, jacked, packed, racked, sacked, shacked, shellacked, smacked, snacked, whacked, and tacked.
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Definitely made my dick hard.
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2 in the pink, 1 in the stink. Then slap them big titties around...ARIBA!!!
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keep em cummin SG!
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Dear AICN, I know you guys don't like to go see movies that you aren't allowed into for free before everybody else gets to see it but this is a bit odd. A matinee ticket is still less than ten bucks and it would be a tax write off. I thought this was a movie lover website? PUBLIC ENEMIES is a Michael Mann film (you know, "HEAT," and "MANHUNTER') with Johnny Depp (you know, "ED WOOD," "EDWARD SCISSORHANDS") and none of you "movie lovin'" reviewers can be bothered to give up your Happy Meal for the day to see it and you know, review it? I thought this is what you guys do here? The least you can do is throw up a TB sans pending review, no? I mean it's been out for a week already, c'mon! WTF?
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Jul 12, 2009 5:42:40 PM CDT
Doesn't this babe just repeat what is posted on here?
by lockesbrokenleg
This what I can't stand about most internet podcasts. They're just reading shit off the net! What the fuck!
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If I had a dime for everyone who quit this site from SG......I'd have TWICE as much as you.
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Jul 12, 2009 6:20:36 PM CDT
ok, after acrually watching this, I now think she's great.
by ironic_name
just lose the boob screengrab, it makes us feel like we are being told we're to stupid to actually click and watch without the empty promise of tits. its condescending.
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There isn't an Ed McMahon's passing TB either.....and look how long that's been!!!
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Remember that one?
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What's the deal? The screencap clearly show her with dildo in hand. But never do we see the porn star shoving the dildo in and out of her sweet shaved cunt.
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coming soon to your state fair.
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..and it's kinda sad now.
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Jul 12, 2009 7:03:05 PM CDT
Ah yes. Like sweet cream, ScriptGirl rises to the top!
by mr. nice gaius
An AICN phenom takes the top spot once again.Who knew!
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Feel bad making fun of her if she's a retard.
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Jul 12, 2009 7:04:05 PM CDT
I wish ScriptGirl would give lockesbrokenpussy the SHOCKER!
by mr. nice gaius
What a useless Talkbacker.
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What news of Chief Redcock?BTW - I think it's time you and I restart our campaign. These are sad, slow times for AICN. It's time for change!!!
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But everything else is lame. At least she knows what her draw is and does the the segments in the app. clothing; Who writes her stuff?
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At least I would be getting more action than you, you sad sorry piece of shit.
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Annoying fucker, whoever he is.
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I'm all about the vag. If she could incorporate that into her little... whatever the hell she's doing... I might be interested.
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is the hate you guys have for this gal she happens to be rather intelligent and knows full well what she is doing, and has a very good sense of humor about it...
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they're used to fucking weird mall goth or D and D chicks.
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Average, kind of dopey looking chick. And how is she intelligent? She reads a prepared round-up gathered from industry trades with all the talent of a low rent weather girl from Tulsa.
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Her frienbd She-Ra is the hot one. Scripty girl is beer goggle material.
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Might be interesting to see how this site is doing now versus 2002 and 1998 and the likes...
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and said he already saw the movie but was in like the second row and was going to see it again that night from further back? Well, where's the FFNN review? Are you only reviewing movies that advertise on here now? I'm not saying that's what it is, I just don't get it.
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all the haters know that if they looked half as good as SCRIPTGIRL, they'd be taking it up the ass for crack money
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Yes, lockesbrokenleg used to be called, "skywalkerfamily". He was banned for being a general nuisance and a spamming simpleton.
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You actually have to get up from your computer and leave the cellar to get some action. Due to the volume of posts you leave on AICN, that is something I know you never do.Sucks to be you.
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Why aren't you banned yet? All you do is ride my asshole every time I post. You are just another keyboard warrior who's sitting at home listening to his bitchy wife. You're an asshole.
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You have a lot of fucking nerve for making fun of MY posts when all you do is talk about yourself and make fun of others, you ignorant douche.
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I think if you'd ask nicely. Gauis would do you in the ass. He's a pro at it after watching Bruno.
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http://tinyurl.com/mzavxw
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Jul 12, 2009 9:47:25 PM CDT
[I just can't help myself] lockesbrokenleg has a personals ad!
by ironic_name
indeed! http://tinyurl.com/m2k3r7
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http://is.gd/1wAIO
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Yeah, that's the guy. He's got a distinctive douche posting style that stands out even in the dreck that is AICN TBs. Sorta depressing, really.
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So, how's that wireless service in the jail you're currently in?
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Yeah, I think I did. And you're right on time too; posting as ignorantly as ever.
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I couldn't have said it better.
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It's a shame you're wasting all that energy on this shitty TB.
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Jul 12, 2009 10:08:19 PM CDT
Atta girl, Kristina. Let that guttermouthed hack Cody have it.
by jacknancerevenge
Throw a rock in a Coffee Bean and you'll hit a better screenwriteress. She just had the whole stripper gimmick going and excellent timing. Her scripts are nothing special. Read one if you doubt me.
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Jul 12, 2009 10:10:19 PM CDT
Or better yet, take my word for it. I've read way more scripts
by jacknancerevenge
than any of you nudnicks.
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YOU ANIMAL SEX LOVER!!!!
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Long time no see! You have pissed off poor lonely, pitiful locke, and he now sees you as his mortal enema (he is into enemas).However will you sleep tonight?
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Oh, I'll be sleeping soundly, thanks! And long time no see, indeed. I hope all has been well.In all seriousness, lockesbrokenleg (aka skywalkerfamily) is one of the most pitiful excuses for an AICN Talkbacker I've ever seen. By claiming to "have more sex", he's obviously confusing sex with jerking off to ScriptGirl.Careful, lockes! Don't jerk till ya bleed!
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AND YOU TOOLS SLEEP SOUNDLY ALL CUDDLED UP NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!
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They look like they were written by a 12 year old who has just discovered the internet...
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...in your next series of "posts".
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Those can go right along with your "kid sex" joke from the other day and your relentless spamming of the AICN obituary threads.Classy stuff.
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Haven't seen your buddy lately. Last I heard he was hawking his book.The Art of DOUDHEBAGGERY...by...AssimovLives!
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POOR GUY. HE'S GOT NOTHING TO LIVE FOR.
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I can see Russia from between those things ...
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He must be furious with anger!!!
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Howdy, sir. When it comes to Assimov, I believe the title should be THE ART OF ASSHOLERY. (He's more of a borish asshole.)Now lockes, on the other hand, is in first place for overall douche-baggery.
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AND I AM HOT SHIT ON AICN.
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Something lockesbrokenpussy appears to covet but HE. JUST. CAN'T. QUITE. ACHIEVE. IT.
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You're recycling your cutdowns now. Kinda lame.
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http://bit.ly/tARGB ... beautiful, fucking BEAUTIFUL
Oh, and BTW, I'm printing that screenshot and I'm gonna masturbate to it, right ScriptGirl?
So, when you're going to bed tonight, remember that somewhere in South America there's a picture of you all covered in semen. My semen. -
What? You own a submarine? And it's inhabitants?
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... Would you yanx pleaz bury Sarah von Puke? thanx. LONG LIVE SCRIPTGIRL!!!
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are you guys getting paid? Laid? Or both? Really..I've been here since 1998 or 99...and I can count on one hand the number of times I've seen you discuss anything other than "Kristina".
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I can see her Asteroids! (sorta)
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Saucer (or jugs) of milk, table for two! Is ScriptGirl jealous Cody's got an Oscar and money and she has a poorly-reviewed video series and a column in a magazine no one has heard of?
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Jul 13, 2009 12:10:28 AM CDT
Scriptgirl needs a face full of man lava...
by the_floating_skull_of_robert_loggia
Despite the fact that she's as cross-eyed as my Siamese cat, I'd like to give her a sperm mustache.
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'Cause I'd love to hear her rag on that piece of shit and then discuss Dollhouse getting renewed...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
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Jul 13, 2009 12:51:10 AM CDT
Someone should make a film about this lame bitch.
by scriptgirl_nipples
Knocking 30, dodgy eyes, annoying voice, desperate for a slice of fame and recognition that she sells herself talking shit with saggy boobs on view.
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Hercules. Think about it.
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I don't watch the scriptgirl vids I just come for the TB's because they are usually filled with crazy arguments over nothing. And I love it.
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ScriptGirl would like my spec script based on the old Atari 2600 game, Adventure...
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I say a child.
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To make her appear slightly skinnier? What's up with the aspect ratio thing?
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Appeal to any and all talkbackers...
Does anyone have a link to the 'preview pics' from these SG videos? Is there a way to save 'em as a jpeg?
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and the part with the beaver wasn't totally unfunny. But WHAT AN ANNOYING VOICE.
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If she inserted the shocker into her vagina then her journey to the dark side would be complete.
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Jul 13, 2009 7:54:15 AM CDT
lockes is actually Hobocode in deesguys
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
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good stuff. you and stuntcock mike are the most consistently funny talkbackers. cheers.
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iwasredempted is actually Cobra--Kai in deesguys.
Thought i'd say that before someone elses did. Cheers tho redempted, appreciate it.
I wasn't actually joking about the jpeg's tho. Any help out there? -
Other than the clear fascination with her tits - why are you posting this shit Harry? She's a talentless fucking guttercunt. And I do not apologize for this thought. She has to look smarmily seductive while flashing her breasts just to seem interesting. Her entire shtick is lame and widely panned by other sources and yet you still post this insipid shit.
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Some more cleavage. Not the whole shebang, but there's stuff out there that'll show more. How about a tube top? Or a cut-off T-shirt? Just sayin'.
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. . . The hammer is my penis.
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Has more to do with YouTube HD and however the SG people are compiling the video for YouTube. Lots of Youtube videos come across weird in the HD. Especially when embedded in another site.
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not funny. not nuthin.
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conspiracy, your evil erotica has raised the bar for all of us to aspire to.
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in a podcast with his dick out.
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this woman has no shame!
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In addition, I have some breaking news about some really awful movies threatening to be excreted on the rapidly devolving collective pop-consciousness in the coming weeks, months, years, decades, centuries, and eons.
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you don't understand the hate here towards Script Girl?
Let me simplify it for you:
She's an intelligent, well-spoken, attractive woman who has a job.
They're not intelligent, attractive, well-spoken, and are likely living in a basement eating cheetos.
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Because...even though they're boobs...they're really not that big.
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I really don't understand why she continues to let Harry post her here with all the hate in these TBs. I'm sure she checks this TB every once in awhile and knows the deal. Wonder if it makes her cry? I understand why Harry does it. Because, he thinks she's cute and wants to kiss her ass, but also he enjoys pissing off the posters in his TBs.
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For I have realized the truth about them; they are the real-life models for Eric Cartman! They were raised by a single-mom skanky crackwhore who overcompensated by catering to their every whim, so they think everyone on earth is there to do their bidding. Anything they don't like just flat shouldn't exist! And thanks to seeing their skanky moms running a constant stream of losers through their bedrooms, and waking up almost every morning to the sight of their half-naked mother still soaked in spooge from last night's loser, they are now total closet queers who can only get it up for the latest boy-band twink on the cover of Tiger Beat. Shed a tear (but not two) for these sad pathetic creatures.
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Jul 13, 2009 3:55:25 PM CDT
Weekly Youtube vids of Talkbackers would be more funny.
by gibsonusa returns
You should do it.
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Let's hope so. He's a douche. He's such a douche he should be on Big Brother.
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And nope.
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He's back. Shit. Oh well.
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I never left, dummy.
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with an expressiveness, in a genuine voice, these would be far more bearable. As is, she's not impressive enough to keep me watching. She's not *that* pretty or sexy, frankly.
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Jul 13, 2009 6:50:09 PM CDT
I like posters who call other posters basement-living losers...
by thejokesonus
and they're also here because...?
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We should all follow his fine example of putting down fellow posters, and acting like a shithead.
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Well, it's a tired messageboard cliche, I'm sure. But in lockes case, I have little doubt that it's 100% accurate.
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And I only put you down because, quite frankly, you're a moron.Keep reaching for the stars though!
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The fucker follows me around in every thread. Sorry, I'm not gay MNG.
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...because you're in nearly EVERY single Talkback.
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With the sound off... It's not purposely, my sound card is out... but yeah, I'm definitely going to favorite this under "Things I should masturbate to when I'm sober"
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And SG isn't even in it... Bah!
I'm betting Harry won't post it, so here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2822etYaI -
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