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Cameron Diaz to play Kato in GREEN HORNET?!?

Hey folks, Harry here... and I was just fucking with you with the headline - However, Entertainment Weekly is running with the rumor that Cameron Diaz is on the verge of signing on to be the female lead in GREEN HORNET, whatever that means. Villain, damsel in distress, whatever she may be, let's just hope there's some magical swirling ass action. It has been too long since she activated her super power, and swirling it to the 'Flight of the Bumble Bee' would be amazing. I still haven't a clue what this film is going to be like. Gondry. Seth Rogen. Cameron Diaz. Is Chow still involved? If not, I'd love Tony Jaa as Kato. Just saying.

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The Green Horny!
by PoorOLtinTin
Jul 8th, 2009
04:46:04 PM
second
by turdfurgeson
Jul 8th, 2009
04:47:43 PM
top of the posts
by thecheesegrommit
Jul 8th, 2009
04:48:07 PM
Well...
by thecheesegrommit
Jul 8th, 2009
04:49:07 PM
I really have zero interest in seeing this.
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Jul 8th, 2009
04:49:35 PM
DIAZ COULD BEAT UP ROGEN
by Mullah Omar
Jul 8th, 2009
04:49:57 PM
Why I'm here any way,
by thecheesegrommit
Jul 8th, 2009
04:51:24 PM
Green Hornet dumb-ass?
by Continentalop
Jul 8th, 2009
04:53:03 PM
noooooooo
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jul 8th, 2009
05:01:53 PM
Rogan reminds me of a guy I went to college with...
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 8th, 2009
05:02:52 PM
count me out!
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jul 8th, 2009
05:04:03 PM
This project sounds like campy silliness
by RobertBaron
Jul 8th, 2009
05:06:08 PM
TITBAG...
by rfid
Jul 8th, 2009
05:07:09 PM
TITBAG'S SHIFT KEY IS STUCK
by shut_the_fuck_up_Donnie
Jul 8th, 2009
05:07:39 PM
I think Rogen
by HapaPapa72
Jul 8th, 2009
05:10:29 PM
Dr. Ken!
by viewaskewn
Jul 8th, 2009
05:11:05 PM
I like Cameron Diaz
by ltgalloway
Jul 8th, 2009
05:11:29 PM
I like Cameron Diaz
by ltgalloway
Jul 8th, 2009
05:11:50 PM
let's be real
by CaptainSpamtilles
Jul 8th, 2009
05:16:42 PM
Perfect Casting! Cameron Will Make a Great Kato
by kevinwillis.net
Jul 8th, 2009
05:17:07 PM
Is this confirmed as an action-comedy?
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 8th, 2009
05:17:45 PM
Called it....
by Yiggy
Jul 8th, 2009
05:19:41 PM
Ugh, she is fugly
by jimmy_009
Jul 8th, 2009
05:21:47 PM
hey,
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jul 8th, 2009
05:27:18 PM
Seth Rogan???
by Johnno
Jul 8th, 2009
05:32:10 PM
Who knows, expectations can't get much lower
by Heckles
Jul 8th, 2009
05:38:53 PM
a life less ordinary
by Six Demon Bag
Jul 8th, 2009
05:40:29 PM
She's too old and Rogen is an anti-funny pill.
by Professor_Monster
Jul 8th, 2009
05:40:38 PM
Seth - please get Cameron eating again.
by hallmitchell
Jul 8th, 2009
05:49:17 PM
Sony cancels Moneyball but lets this go through?
by ackack
Jul 8th, 2009
05:50:29 PM
Where's the Oscar Mayer tribute thread?
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 8th, 2009
06:02:34 PM
What, there's no room for Wll Ferrell in this shit-fest?
by YackBacker
Jul 8th, 2009
06:13:59 PM
Well they made Starbuck a female in BS
by Logan_1973
Jul 8th, 2009
06:16:12 PM
Everyone boycott this film! Send a message to Hollywood!
by Orionsangels
Jul 8th, 2009
06:23:36 PM
Oscar Mayer is Ed MacMahon to you people, apparently.
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 8th, 2009
06:25:12 PM
Good one Harry
by Moviegimp
Jul 8th, 2009
06:26:12 PM
Um, What the fuck?
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 8th, 2009
06:33:15 PM
Wow...
by Bootskin
Jul 8th, 2009
06:35:21 PM
I liked her as the bitch-on-wheels who gets her
by skimn
Jul 8th, 2009
06:40:23 PM
No, there is another ...
by The StarWolf
Jul 8th, 2009
06:41:31 PM
Lucy Liu?
by Bootskin
Jul 8th, 2009
06:43:27 PM
And this is looking like a bigger train wreck
by skimn
Jul 8th, 2009
06:44:23 PM
The best she ever looked was around "Keys to Tulsa" in '95
by GQtaste
Jul 8th, 2009
06:45:33 PM
Devon Aoki as Kato!
by Logan_1973
Jul 8th, 2009
06:49:14 PM
I AM OUTRAGED!!!
by BMacSmith
Jul 8th, 2009
06:49:27 PM
Her ass is not what it used to be.
by estacado1
Jul 8th, 2009
06:53:03 PM
Padded bra in the Mask
by Domi'sInnerChild
Jul 8th, 2009
06:53:44 PM
titbag
by Six Demon Bag
Jul 8th, 2009
06:56:55 PM
Lucy Liu is a hot piece of ass
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 8th, 2009
07:07:40 PM
Diaz on Bill Maher's show a few weeks ago
by wash
Jul 8th, 2009
07:07:50 PM
there is an IMPOSTER furgeson here
by Turd Furgeson
Jul 8th, 2009
07:08:47 PM
This just gets worse and worse
by Dark Knight Lite
Jul 8th, 2009
07:12:01 PM
Wait a minute...
by HapaPapa72
Jul 8th, 2009
07:13:52 PM
Why not Jet Li?
by The Dark Shite
Jul 8th, 2009
07:16:24 PM
I like Rogen. I like Diaz.
by Snookeroo
Jul 8th, 2009
07:17:09 PM
HapaPapa72..that's a winner.
by The Dark Shite
Jul 8th, 2009
07:17:18 PM
Muay bien
by Turnip
Jul 8th, 2009
07:24:54 PM
WTF happened to Diaz?
by medster101
Jul 8th, 2009
07:35:40 PM
Hope this bombs like Land of the Lost
by ackack
Jul 8th, 2009
07:38:02 PM
I thought she was great on Maher's show
by Ash Talon
Jul 8th, 2009
07:42:38 PM
With every new update, on this movie...
by jimmy rabbitte
Jul 8th, 2009
07:51:46 PM
Re: GREEN HORNET
by ArmageddonProductions
Jul 8th, 2009
08:01:29 PM
Zitbeard Diaz? Awesome!
by TheLastBoyScout
Jul 8th, 2009
08:02:56 PM
LAST BOY SCOUT
by CAMERONDIAZ_ZITBEARD
Jul 8th, 2009
08:09:18 PM
Isn't she, like, 50 or something by now?
by SpyGuy
Jul 8th, 2009
08:12:16 PM
diaz is wack
by TheExterminator
Jul 8th, 2009
08:17:43 PM
if she were 50 so what? you ppl crying "old" are human cancer
by ironic_name
Jul 8th, 2009
08:17:53 PM
Jesus Christ
by CherryValance
Jul 8th, 2009
08:26:28 PM
Forget Diaz, this chick is hotter...
by ReelMan
Jul 8th, 2009
08:38:33 PM
I respect Cameron Diaz
by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS
Jul 8th, 2009
08:48:41 PM
She'll probably be Lenore "Casey" Case.
by Otter
Jul 8th, 2009
08:53:00 PM
Well..at least it wasn't Megan Fox...
by conspiracy
Jul 8th, 2009
08:57:28 PM
Harry has a sense of humor?
by OutlawsDelejos
Jul 8th, 2009
09:03:03 PM
Fuck this... Call me when they cast Maggie Q
by Mr. Profit
Jul 8th, 2009
09:09:24 PM
50? Not even close
by rsanta74
Jul 8th, 2009
09:10:30 PM
As for Rogen
by rsanta74
Jul 8th, 2009
09:12:48 PM
ReelMan, if you're gonna SPAM us with your student film
by YackBacker
Jul 8th, 2009
09:32:15 PM
She's too old.
by kabong
Jul 8th, 2009
09:36:20 PM
human cancer
by ironic_name
Jul 8th, 2009
10:40:34 PM
Otter
by RenoNevada2000
Jul 8th, 2009
10:50:07 PM
CAMERON DIAZ
by Mr.LordBronco
Jul 8th, 2009
11:26:31 PM
Pineapple Express/Mall Cop
by Mr.LordBronco
Jul 8th, 2009
11:30:56 PM
Quit Reelman!
by Smithys.Bark
Jul 8th, 2009
11:39:40 PM
I WANT STEVEN CHOW! He's cool!
by Proman1984
Jul 9th, 2009
12:25:29 AM
Hey, ReelMan, the garbage strike not bad enough?
by kabong
Jul 9th, 2009
12:46:06 AM
Bobby Lee as Kato
by JoeSixPack
Jul 9th, 2009
12:56:30 AM
Boy, is this going to blow.
by AnnoyYou
Jul 9th, 2009
01:38:03 AM
Jaa as Kato or I'm out
by spectrebeeyatch
Jul 9th, 2009
01:42:11 AM
Okay, sure, why not.
by Pompoulus
Jul 9th, 2009
01:44:26 AM
oh, fuck you
by punto
Jul 9th, 2009
02:10:51 AM
Who is the audience for this?
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 9th, 2009
02:11:51 AM
I know what it will be like, Harry.
by Hint_of_Smegma
Jul 9th, 2009
02:24:16 AM
kabong, you're a supportive sunovagun!
by YackBacker
Jul 9th, 2009
02:43:24 AM
Tony Jaa
by kafka07
Jul 9th, 2009
03:12:11 AM
Jaa's a Thai..
by The Dark Shite
Jul 9th, 2009
03:22:41 AM
A FILM? LAME!!
by pokadoo
Jul 9th, 2009
03:37:38 AM
Axford and Gunnigan
by Star Hump
Jul 9th, 2009
04:21:43 AM
Not really
by Star Hump
Jul 9th, 2009
04:39:24 AM
IS EVERYONE ON FUCKING CRACK!!!
by Le Phantom
Jul 9th, 2009
05:39:48 AM
Cameron DIaz....
by ScottinDC
Jul 9th, 2009
06:01:12 AM
Tony Jaa has ZERO screen pressence
by Spandau Belly
Jul 9th, 2009
06:30:03 AM
God this sounds like a mess
by blackshuck
Jul 9th, 2009
07:09:31 AM
I'm not going to see this unless
by Halloween68
Jul 9th, 2009
07:15:51 AM
She has the tits to play a young asian guy.
by fireclown
Jul 9th, 2009
07:21:15 AM
ONCE AGAIN...
by LarryTate
Jul 9th, 2009
09:35:49 AM
Please keep me informed.
by BurnedNotice_Dude
Jul 9th, 2009
09:40:33 AM
She does have a mouth big enough for 5 cocks.
by conspiracy
Jul 9th, 2009
10:13:12 AM
I love Cameron as an actress...
by ZoeFan
Jul 9th, 2009
10:32:46 AM
I could see Cameron Diaz being Green Hornet
by Series7
Jul 9th, 2009
11:54:58 AM
Anyone else getting bored with seeing
by Series7
Jul 9th, 2009
11:57:34 AM
As long as she doesn't laugh or giggle
by Tacom
Jul 9th, 2009
12:24:52 PM
Epic tanking on the horizon.
by Stuntcock Mike
Jul 9th, 2009
03:00:43 PM
THE GREEN HORNET could've been a
by Master Bruce
Jul 9th, 2009
03:15:44 PM
GREEN HORNET IS GAY
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jul 9th, 2009
04:42:36 PM
I have no problem with them casting a girl Kato, but...
by s8ntmark
Jul 9th, 2009
07:47:40 PM
Not Tony Jaa, Donnie Yen!!
by s8ntmark
Jul 9th, 2009
07:54:48 PM
Man
by Berserkr
Jul 10th, 2009
12:21:34 AM
Diaz is as rank as Dunst
by alienindisguise
Jul 10th, 2009
07:35:40 AM

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