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T.J. HOOKER: The Action Comedy Movie!!
Merrick here...
There's a T.J. HOOKER movie on the way.
I love that shot of Zmed rolling over the hood of the police car; would've been fast for him to walk around the vehicle.
The writing team of Brent Maddock and S.S. Wilson will script the story, which focuses on the relationship between the title character and his father.
...says THIS article in Variety.
The Aaron Spelling produced TV series on which this is based began in 1982 & and ran for five seasons on ABC. I found the notion of Heather Locklear in a police uniform fetishistically overwhelming and would frequently adjust my sexytime fantasizings accordingly.
Scribes Maddock and Wilson were among the writers on the WILD WILD WEST movie (ahem) and also scripted the original SHORT CIRCUIT films. At the moment, Chuck Russell (THE SCORPION KING, ERASER, THE MASK) is angling to direct.
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must cameo or PASS!
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as long as they keep updating crap, they are leaving the good stuff well enough alone. whatever.
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in Charlie's Angels. "Another movie based on a cheesy TV show" I think is what L.L. Cool J had to say about it.
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I am just saying....
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I can see this coming a zillion miles away.
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That's just about the worst fucking idea since Stevie Wonder decided to give his wife a Brazilian.
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when there is nothing left under the sun to remake. Oh wait... dear God...
Sandford and Sons: The Movie. tagline: "IT'S THE BIG ONE!" -
Or there will be nothing here to see.
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It was meant to make you laugh, damn it.
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Are you fucking kidding me? Who gives a shit anymore?
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This is nothing without William Shatner, just a comedy cop movie. Starsky and Hutch comes painfully to mind.
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I'm guessing he will be the father?
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Wasn't T.J. Hooker always an action comedy, or was it just unintentionally hilarious?
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Go the ballsy way. Have Shatner be TJ Hooker, still kicking a ridiculous amount of ass do to his manliness and the lameness of the new generation.
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Crow T. Robot said so.
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It's no good without Shatner.
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..Also worked on the Tremors movies I believe. So not as terrible as Wild Wild West may suggest.
Changing the subject. Why are you Americans all giving your hard earned to Bay!!!!! That film is an abomination. -
when he's passed up for the cameo? This will flop. No one under the age of 35 will want to see this shit. Are studio execs just lazy to come up with original ideas or just fucking looking to throw money down the drain on properties that will bomb. If you're just going to remake old TV shows, make Magnum PI or MacGyver, Hollywood jackasses.
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Jul 06, 2009 11:19:35 AM CDT
You can shoot the entire movie on the hood of a car!
by the reluctant austinite
Just set up a car in front of a bluescreen and you're good to go.
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Jul 06, 2009 11:19:59 AM CDT
AND TREMORS!! Wilson & Maddock are the guys behind TREMORS!
by derlanghaarige
For fuck's sake.
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Jul 06, 2009 11:20:54 AM CDT
And btw, wasn't this predicted by the 1st "Charlie's Angels"...
by derlanghaarige
...movie?
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they should be smacked until they pass out, woken up, and then smacked again and again.
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To ensure the first meeting between his character and young T.J. Hooker at the academy. Shatner's cameo as T.J.'s father will amount to him riding the hood of a car as it collides head-on with a tanker truck, thus ensuring the escape of T.J.'s mother as she gives birth to baby T.J.
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Mass-internal franchise confusion as John Shaft tries to reconcile how Hooker looks EXACTLY like Walter Wade, the villain in the 2000 movie. John Conner sends a T-800 from the future to watch over Hooker, the future of our race. And, of course, Batman works with Commissioner Shatner of the LAPD to help catch the pale-skinned pedophile pop-star who faked his death. Fin.
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Man, you don't wanna say anything positive about this project, right?
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So much for originality. Hope A-Team the movie kicks ass.
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...if the roof jump is in the movie, i'm there...especially if Shatner is the one doing it.
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Jul 06, 2009 11:27:38 AM CDT
"Your father once rode the hood of a car for twelve minutes""
by yackbacker
He saved 800 lives, including your mothers and yours. I dare you to do better.
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Jul 06, 2009 11:30:03 AM CDT
God yes make this about an oblivious 80 year old TJ Hooker
by margot_tenenbaum
Octegenarian Hooker comes out of retirement to become a beat cop again. He still dates 21 year old Malibu beach bunnies and can outrun his much younger cohorts. Make it awesome like the Brady Bunch movie where anyone who makes fun of him is shown to be a total douchebag.
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thats my best shat impression
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Make WORSE Movies.
I had a long rant here, but I just don't have the energy for it. -
Chris Pine
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coming to a theatre near you in 2010!
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REMEMBER THE OPENING AIRPLANE SEQUENCE IN CA1, THEY ARE WATCHING TJ HOOKER THE MOVIE "ANOTHER MOVIE FROM AN OLD TV SHOW" HAHAHA MCG IS THE KING
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They better Cast Michael Rapaport in this as the goon who yells, "shoot him, get him!"
QT would be stoked. -
Just so that he can be kept busy not making movies I actually like and want to see
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CAMEO
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Jul 06, 2009 11:43:34 AM CDT
Don't forget TREMORS! Those guys wrote that classic too!
by the gospel according to bastardface
I am confident in their abilities to make this work.
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Oh man I loved this cheesey show as a kid. And Locklear, wowee wowee. Shatner definitely needs a role in this. Sadly, Will Ferrell will be considered for this. This role needs the right balance of goofy and serious, and Ferrell is too much of the former. And he's got too much flab to be a cop that jumps rooftops/rolls around.
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BJ And The Bear: The Movie. Zach Efron for BJ (har har), a CGI chimp that talks and a Peterbilt 18 wheeler that transforms into a two story robot that battles evil redneck small town police forces.
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The evil Sheriff of a small town that never gets caught but never seems to get away with anything. It's a black comedy based on real life events.
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writers are crap. director is crap. sounds like studio's are once again trying to cash in on a remake without putting much thought into it. no thanks
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I love the Shat, but c'mon...
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That opening plays like a spoof of those types of 1980's shows. There is NO way you can make an even half-way serious movie adaptation of TJ HOOKER without the actors winking at the camera. Put Stiller, Ferrel or Vaugn in the lead and I'm sold. Add a part for Zach Galifianakis (maybe for the Zmed role)--that guy is hilarious.
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A T.J Hooker Action/Comedy Movie!?!
When is Hollywood going to STOP this insanity!!
I remember watching this TV show back in the 80-ies! Shatner was THE man as "TJ Hooker"! Adrian Zmed (forgot his characters name) was his cheesy rookie side kick and then...sighhhh...Heather Locklear as Officer Stacy..Oooo la laaa!! :)
One can only imagine WHO they are going to cast for this "movie"....
Will it be another re-teaming of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson (anyone remember that piece of crap Starsky & Hutch they made together?)..Will Ferrell? Seth Rogan? Steve Carrell? Or will this be another vehicle for Will Smith to star in as the lead character?
Ohhh the horror! the horror!! -
The day they run out of remakes & Hollywood is sucked into a vacuum created by its lack of ideas.
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Good on you. I laughed loud and long on that one.
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The movie, you know it's comin'...
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He seemed like the next McTiernan...but then not.
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The movie! In 3-D!
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...CNBC anchors just did a piece on "The New Golden Age of Hollywood". Their examples were TRANSFORMERS 2 and ICE AGE 3 as evidence that Hollywood is experiencing a resurgence of profits during a recession, and the new importance of international box-office, and the lessening of domestic BO importance. Movies that play to U.S. viewers, like baseball movies, are shelved in place of recognizable franchise names that have foreign settings.
(At least now I understand why Spielberg and Jackson are doing Tin tin.) -
Ben Stiller attached to star
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A summer cockbuster by Roland Emmerich, starring Will Smith. "The world is over. But don't take my word for it."
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more like it
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Officer TJ Hooker. Sheriff Officer TJ Hooker.
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You know it's comin'...starring Brad Pitt as the green Gary Gnu. The story of an anchorman's rise and fall at a modern media outlet. Very serious stuff. It could be like "Network" for the modern age.
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Jul 06, 2009 12:16:20 PM CDT
Remember the audition for TJ Hooker in True Romance?
by brock landers baby
I hope that's in the movie.
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Jul 06, 2009 12:25:29 PM CDT
Let's go for the Trifecta = "RESCUE 911: The Motion Picture"
by drunkenbusboy
You know it would be a hit!
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Jul 06, 2009 12:25:54 PM CDT
JOANIE LOVES CHACHI: CHACHIS REVENGE
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Jul 06, 2009 12:28:57 PM CDT
TENSPEED AND THE BROWN SHOE: LACES OUT
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
i really cant think of anything better than laces out for that show.
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Jul 06, 2009 12:32:34 PM CDT
I don't know what's worse: movies based on TV shows or toys
by axel fff
Viewmaster or TJ Hooker. It's a toss up.
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Jan Michael Vincent as a coked-out and fucked up Stringfellow Hawke brought back into action for one last mission!!! Do it Hollywood you lazy fucks!!!
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Monkey love out the ass. Rated NC-17.
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The producers will balk at his starting salary and will grab Adrien Zmed to be "Zmed-Prime" in a new timeline and Shatner just goes postal.
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Jul 06, 2009 12:38:20 PM CDT
Too Soon!!!!!! Even waiting til the end of time is too soon
by doctorzoidberg
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Two brothers working together start to have feelings for one another. Incest and male bonding at the highest.
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Think of all the possibilities with this movie.
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That show ended way before its time.
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For the sake of all that's holy!
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i'm tired of wanting quality movies and i should just be a stupid ape like 99.9% of the rest of people
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"Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows, like BJ and the Bear? Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey" Jason Lee... all i have to say
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Shat looks totally clueless. (and i love Shat by the way.)
i just love how low budgety awful old TV shows are.
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Doesn't matter who you get to star in it. Just make sure it is a white guy.
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He went on to throw his nightstick 200 yards, striking a perp in the ankles ... but that was another life. A life I will deprive you of just like I did your father!"
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I'll spring more on ya later...
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1) Shatner as father and Will Ferrell as T.J. Hooker.
2) Chris Pine as T.J. Hooker. Pine then drowns his wife in his pool to complete the trifecta. -
Land of the Lost.
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oh joy! A fat, bald 70 year old man running around in a tight blue police uniform sweating...someone take my eyes!
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Jul 06, 2009 1:03:33 PM CDT
Being made because it does not 'rape' anyones childhood
by toadkillerdog
TJ Hooker was a joke when it aired -the butt of jokes and not just the sliding across car hood types. Anyone remember the Shat sliding across a car hood as the director in a movies whose name I can't recall?
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Spoofed a TJ hooker movie in 2001.
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Make It happen
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they get daniel day-lewis to play hooker. or maybe sean penn. i've always dreamed of seeing what a REAL actor could do with this character. shatner's range is too limited to accurately convey the combined exhiliration and sheer terror of riding on a car hood. you need someone with chops to pull that off, especially on the big screen. hmmm... maybe philip seymour hoffman could work too. ah, who am i kidding? nothing will ever top the SNL skit.
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Generation Y? No.
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Then he can start starring in Priceline commercials :)
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WTF??
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JCR is a total f-up as a cop, while dad is still a big action hero and can do no wrong at 87. But when the Shat TJ get's trapped on the hood of a juiced up Honda Civic for an extended 40 minute cross country chase, it is up to Reilly's TJ, Jr to grow a pair of big hood grabbing kahones and save the day.
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As long as it has The Shat, I'll watch it. He can make reading the phone book bizarrely interesting.
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As long as it has The Shat, I'll watch it. He can make reading the phone book bizarrely interesting.
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This could be the perfect vehicle to follow Iron Man 2 in the big Mickey Roarke comeback story.
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TJ Hooker will have his vengeance. In this life or the next!
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My Mind went blank - sort of like The Shats stare.
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Creator Larry Levin has enough clout from his screenwriting career (Dr. Doolittle/I Love You Man) to make it happen.
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The SNL skit is the best version of TJ HOOKER ever.
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He was made to play TJ Hooker as a comedy.
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simply MUST play the lead, his presence will make this movie something truly special. ESPECIALLY if he trains down the fat level a bit. We love you, Bill... We want to see you lean!!
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Actually, that's a good idea. That's why Beaks didn't think of it.
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He looks like 80's Shat.
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Lets make it happen!
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Now that would be a great flick. Better than Pubic enemas
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1) Who the hell is April Clough?
2) Will Ferrell is the obvious choice for Hooker as he could grow a manfrom to equal or excede the massive pseudo-fro Shatner had in the 80's.
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in the scene that ripped off of Mission: Impossible 2, which was a sequel to MI:1, which was a version of the old tv show?
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I always thought he was funny, I'm not one of those people who can't stand his two humor modes of clueless arrogance and wacky insanity (both of which made me laugh) but I gotta admit, the box office and hipness just keep dropping for him. He's the new Jim Carrey.
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It'll be like Sex and the City but with serving trays.
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it's about time
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Cop Rock the movie musical. It could be done by Whedon. At least we know he can write a funny musical
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If he was in this movie, it'd be too obvious to make him the father of the title character.
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this really sounds like a winner. The guys what brung you "Wild Wild West" along with the director of "The Scorpion King." Let's get the ticket line started now.
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A remake/sequel/reboot (whatever they're calling it today) of The Blob with modern FX capabilities could be a lot of fun. Russell's remake is pretty good, but you can tell the technology was up to what he was trying to accomplish. This could be great B movie fun.
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Relax, I got it covered.
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How about some posts about some shit that people care about? Better yet, how about letting us know if you've watched any of the free DVD's that get sent to you for the sole purpose of you reviewing them on your site, Harry? Not reviewing them because you have a sore throat makes you a pussy. Not reviewing them because you're lazy makes you just about worthless as that's about the only thing you do on this site anymore. Not reviewing them after accepting them for free makes you a thief. Which is it? The sites that you guys steal all of your scoops from have posted some interesting shit over the weekend; you guys should get busy pilfering!
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Literally, flipped the wig.
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I've never seen this show but from what I've seen a remake might not be that bad. Is that what the show was about, a cop and his dad? If that's the case and it was originally pretty cheesy it might work. If you remember, shows like Magnum and the A-Team never really took themselves that seriously to begin with. Now when can we get a Magnum P.I. movie? Just put Christiam Bale in a 'stache and Michael Clark Duncan in a helicopter. Bob Hoskins as Higgins?
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in the Heather Locklear role.
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amiright?
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We can only hope this movie will be fucking our eyeballs in the future.
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I was just about to say that.
It's a movie that must be made. If only so a new generation of kids can have nightmares about that fucking girl/robot. -
Can play that umm, other guy.
When is Matt Houston gonna be a movie? CJ was hot.. -
http://tinyurl.com/n26bqq
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Okay, so what's the point in making a movie about a cop show? Who cares if it's TJ Hooker: The Movie or the main character is renamed and the movie sold as something new?It doesn't make any difference. Except for fucking Hollywood who realise that half of their audience will be too young to even remember the show whilst the others will come along because they were avid watchers.Of course, then the DVD sales of the old show will be given a boost too...Clever bastards!Fucking Hollywood. Raping childhoods for dollars. They're fucking child smugglers, shipping kids across oceans and forcing them to sell themselves to obsese foreigners. It's disgust and it needs to be stopped.Peace.
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Could be funny for a skit but a whole movie?
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You need to have a producers' mindset for this to work. Cop Rock can only work as a movie without the music! Better yet it could be a drama like "Silence of the Lambs"!!!
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It was called Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Think about all the John/Cameron scenes and sub in Jamie/Vicki.
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I slid across a car hood one night in high school after a football game, fell off the other side and sprained my wrist the night before my SAT's.
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Aw hell yeah! Now you are cooking with petroleum!
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It's a common mistake, you slid across instead of SHAT across!!!
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Ashton Kutcher & Martin Lawrence;
Mike Myers & Robert Pattison;
Adam Sandler & Zac Efron;
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seann william scott, johnny knoxville and jessica simpson-romo
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Nothing but shit movies between them. Figured TJ Hooker would be bad, but how do these hacks still get jobs?
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Jul 06, 2009 3:51:31 PM CDT
Put Ryan Reynolds in there and you got something.
by joker gordon levitt
If anyone can Shat, it's Ryan Reynolds.
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We'd watch this in high school and laugh semi-hysterically at Shat's classic emoting. Every time he scolded "THE ROOKIE!" it was comedy gold.
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..and I loved Hooker's "apartment", that seedy hotel. Awesome!
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oft-used phrase on the show. When Tommy Lee got his agent or whoever to ask out Heather Locklear, he thought he was asking out Heather Thomas from FALL GUY. Weird
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Tommy Lee as T.J. fucking Hooker.
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"OK, I'm driving!" "'T.J. Hooker jumps on to the hood of the car.'" "Where the hell did this guy come from?!!" "I don't know he just appeared out of nowhere." "Well get rid of him! Shoot him!"
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Chris Pine as TJ HOOKER!!!
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He was born to play this!!
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I'd buy that for a dollar. I'm waiting for my HOLMES AND YOYO spin-off movie. Or maybe TYLER PERRY'S BLUE VELVET.
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writing the script?
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the team behind Meet the Spartans OR Transformers 2
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Jul 06, 2009 4:47:27 PM CDT
Fuck me, if Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson go anywhere near this
by yackbacker
I hear Ben Stiller licks homeless people that are otherwise trying to mind their own business. Licks them right on their face. Yeah, what a jerk, right?
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Shatner is retired, called out said retirement, but son, TJJ Hooker, played by Will Farrell.
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Remember when Hollywood use to adapt classic novels and plays? What happened to that?
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...is that during their original runs, there's no way shows like these could have been made into movies. People would have laughed you out of Hollywood if you'd suggested a big-screen "TJ Hooker" when it was actually on TV, being watched by millions of people.But now that it's been off the air for ages, we can make a movie *making fun of it*.To me, that's a huge indictment of how stupid and shallow this age is. Makes me sick that I'm stuck in this culture we have now, where millions of dollars, thousands of people, and the creatve energies and marketing machines of entire corporations are poured into lazily making easy jokes at nostalgia properties. While, needless to say, many great original stories go untold.Curse this age of irony, sarcasm, and lazy satire. Curse it.
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and it's been almost 20 minutes since he's been in a stupid movie
And he'd do the wig proud -
He was badass in Grease 2 !
If we get a comedy TJ Hooker movie , it has to include the regular bunch of Ferrel, Stiller, Carrel and Wilson surely? -
He's not (intentionally) funny. No, Denny Crane is not a funny character, I'm sorry. Take James Spader off that show and Crane is a fucking disaster.
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He's got the 'fro
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I love it, it's cheesy Arnold action at it's most fun. The CGI aligators are frickin' hilarious!
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Jul 06, 2009 5:48:10 PM CDT
One of best laughs I've ever had was while watching TJ Hooker
by axel fff
It was an episode with underage drinking, and Shatner in his forced delivery says, "Kids and booze.........what a waste!" I may have to buy the DVDs just to see it again.
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How many cop shows from the 80s are virtually forgotten? You can't answer that because you don't remember them. Point proved. Shatner is also the only reason anyone would think there's comedic potential. Shatner is more essential to this movie than he is to Star Trek. When SNL parodied TJ Hooker, Shatner was there. Starting with TNG people are used to seeing other actors in Star Trek. There's only one TJ Hooker and it's Shatner.
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Because he didn't get invited to the party; ala JJ's Trek. Either way, it's been sooo long since this show has been seen anywhere, the average movie goer probably won't care it's a remake.
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please quit posting the onslaught of remakes/etc. as "news" cuz this site is starting to suck more than the economy.
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Now... THERE is what this show should be like!
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what his last name is?
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just when you thought they reached the bottom of the remake barrel
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I mean, why not?
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You just gave Shatner a boner.
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I had no idea. How did humanity survive such horror?
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i cant remember. lol.
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..is Herc asking a few Hollywood big shots, what's up with the remakes? This is almost guaranteed to lose money, so why bother? It's not even a cult favorite of a show. I really wanna know why they keep doing this. Each idea seems to be worse than the previous one. Maybe they'll make money selling it to the airlines.
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Seriously, WTF?!?!?!?
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"Actor Tom Selleck has ruled out a cameo role in a planned big screen version of his 1980s TV hit Magnum P.I. - because he refuses to trivialize the show. Selleck is against compromising the memory of a television show he is proud to have starred in by appearing in a big-budget movie making fun of it. He says, "I tell you what worries me - because I love Magnum and we have loyal fans - is they take these TV show titles, and they buy them and they spend $100 million on special effects, and then they make fun of them and trivialize it. Then they try and get the actor who used to be in it to do some ridiculous cameo to prove to the audience that it's OK. And I will not do that."
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...then it's war they're gonna get!
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Jul 06, 2009 9:59:00 PM CDT
You can say what you want about Michael Mann's Miami Vice movie.
by nasty in the pasty
...but at least it wasn't a lame "post-modern" sendup of the original show making fun of the 80's music and fashions.
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Because there aren't enough movies about hookers in Tiajuana!
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I remember The Shat playing T.J. back in the day, but this is the kind of film I'm really, REALLY not interested in. Especially with such B-list screenwriters and directors angling for purchase.
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To star MEGAN FOX..."Sorry, I thought you said B J HOOKER"!!!
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Adrian Zmed is now "starring" on a Princess Cruise Ship. I just missed seeing him this last spring on an Alaskan cruise.Come on..throw the brother a bone...Dance Fever the Movie..ya know ya wanna see it!
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Confessions of a Teen Idol. Sorry Ass POS with other has/will soon be beens, only one missing was Danny Bonadouchebag!
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If the show ran for five years, it likely had a fan base that won't understand it as a comedy.The above post comparing it to LAND OF THE LOST has a great chance of being correct IMHO. Like LAND OF THE LOST, the fans who took the show seriously won't come to the movie if it's a comedy, while the younger movie audiences won't come because the idea/concept simply doesn't attract them.BTW it is interesting that the remake/reboot mania coincides with the HULU hype.
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Jul 06, 2009 11:16:07 PM CDT
tremors is a classic. truly an under-rated masterpiece.
by iwasredempted
fred ward and bacon at the hieght of his powers. throw in reba mcentire in a breakout role and you have quite possibly the best a-list b-movie. but i disavow the sequels.
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Jul 06, 2009 11:20:33 PM CDT
"call me Officer TJ Hooker...Sheriff Officer TJ Hooker."
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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BJ and the Bear... in 3D !!!
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And not just because he's saying the same thing I said earlier in this talkback. What's the big urge to make fun of our own past? It frustrates me that we can't celebrate where we've come from, in all its craziness, without irony and mockery.Here's hoping more of the old stars and makers stand on principle and shun the new versions. I felt kind of sad for Maryt Krofft in publicity for LOTR; he was surrounded by a bunch of idiots--starts of the film included--with loads of cash who just wanted to make fun of his work.These new films are all worthless junk.
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It shamefuly lacked the Bacon, but it was pretty entertaining as far as DtV sequels go."That's what we'll call 'em...Graboids!"
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Fucking classic. I love that film. Bring back the Bacon ! Where is he lately ?
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KEVIN showed his "Bacon"?
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has hit the fan...
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You mother fucker!!!1
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gag - he's the Priceline "Negotiator"
At some point in the movie....
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What does Heather Thomas look like in a bikini today?
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Starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson
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The fucking guy is still alive and does comedy.....ever heard him sing Common People?
T.J. Hooker is now the Police Commissioner and has to get down to street level with some old school 80 style asskicking to save the city.
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You know how sam Jacksons shaft wasnt the shaft from the 70s but rather he was his nephew. in that film you still had richard roundtree playing Shaft.
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You must be an hardcore Late Night with Conan O'Brien fan. I've searched for a screen shot of the Iron Crotch and Magnet Face pic to no avail.
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...with Megan Fox & Jessica Alba ?
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A movie, about how awesome Shatner is. Quick, before he's too old or dead.
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Heather Locklear be thy name
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ok, take a break then.
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then we can move on to raping the 90s
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Oh come on...if you're having to make films based on bad 80's shows, you SERIOUSLY have no fresh fucking ideas. Eat a gun. Now.
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Starring Megan Fox as a blogger.
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no shit?
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Jul 07, 2009 10:20:59 AM CDT
Can someone tell me what is wrong with making a movie
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
Based on 80's show?
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It would be nice to see a film loaded with actual practical stunts, and have the story take a swipe at the hard-to-swallow overdone CGI dreck we see today.
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http://bit.ly/fallguytheme
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Chris Pine now has to remake every Shatner role ever.
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So when does the TekWar movie go into production?
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So nobody wants to mention how EXTREMELY hot is was to watch her running around in a police woman outfit?!?!?!
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They should have Michael Rappaport as a cameo, doing the T.J. Hooker role he is seen being cast in in TRUE ROMANCE.
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This is what we've all been waiting for. Good lob losers.
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Jul 07, 2009 2:33:16 PM CDT
i still dont understand why sam jackson played shaft
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
seeing as the original shaft was only 5 years older than him
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He is a hammy actor, yet, everyone loves him. Die Hard 3 was probably the only movie where he acted well. Everything after that was autopilot.
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Hasn't he paid his dues in "action comedy movie"s, or at least poor parody movies (although both looked like Keaton next to the Epic/Date/Disaster Movies).
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acting tips in Showtime. Yes, I admit I actually watched that.
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Also pretty good. And THE RED VIOLIN too. Don't hate the brotha!
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And he was amusing in Snakes. I still feel Die Hard and Pulp are his best movies.
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THE RISE OF BONER! Somebody do that one already? Because it just came to me. Thank you, muse.
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Just askin...
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Gotta wait another 6-8 years, when Hollywood turns its all encompassing suck-stick on the '90s. Jumpin' Jesus Christmas Shit, this is so ridiculous. I remember being excited about movies, it wasn't that long ago. Now I am sad.
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Any time I think of Nigella, Bale or White Vader. Or Megan Fox. I'm not really into that, but I'd let her put her toe-thumb up my poop shoot while she pleasured me orally. If she wanted to, of course, but she strikes me as a very kinky girl. You really cracked me up with some stuff up there, btw. Thanks.
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Then we can get the 'Riptide' and 'Matt Houston' movies we so richly deserve.
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And guess what? It's an action comedy! Hollywood is so f'ing predictable.
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118005715.html?categoryid=13&cs=1
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HOLLYWOOD IS GOING INTO CONTACT DRAFTING FRENZY AS WE SPEAK, HAVING STOLEN THE IDEA OF THIS TALKBACK
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...if it was dedicated to crazy-amazing, world-record-breaking practical fx.
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I think Harry should do nothing but post remake or reimagining news on this site (which lately is mostly what happens) for one reason...
Coming to this web site and reading all the creative, yet hilarious, comments people make makes my day. I was in tears a minute ago because I was laughing so hard reading the threads. Such great comments always ensue with these forums, such as, "OH GOD, NOT ANOTHER REMAKE!" to "Only if you cast this person", to, "I think it could actually be good", to "Why stop there and make a remake of THIS film", to "Hollywood has run out of ideas", to "ENOUGH! IT'S ARMAGHEDDON!"
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"I've played Father Time long enough. Now it's time to play Father Hooker."http://tinyurl.com/tjhooker
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sadly no
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