Published on Monday, July 6, 2009 - 10:47am
T.J. HOOKER: The Action Comedy Movie!!
Merrick here...
There's a T.J. HOOKER movie on the way.
I love that shot of Zmed rolling over the hood of the police car; would've been fast for him to walk around the vehicle.
The writing team of Brent Maddock and S.S. Wilson will script the story, which focuses on the relationship between the title character and his father.
...says THIS article in Variety.
The Aaron Spelling produced TV series on which this is based began in 1982 & and ran for five seasons on ABC. I found the notion of Heather Locklear in a police uniform fetishistically overwhelming and would frequently adjust my sexytime fantasizings accordingly.
Scribes Maddock and Wilson were among the writers on the WILD WILD WEST movie (ahem ) and also scripted the original SHORT CIRCUIT films. At the moment, Chuck Russell (THE SCORPION KING, ERASER, THE MASK) is angling to direct.
Reader Talkback
Why? by rxse7enJul 6th, 2009 10:49:15 AM The Shat... by BoggyCreekBeastJul 6th, 2009 10:49:43 AM I just shat myself by smiteboyJul 6th, 2009 10:51:21 AM at this point there is not
much left to redo. by mr. smithJul 6th, 2009 10:52:19 AM Well this was foretold, by hillvalleyJul 6th, 2009 10:53:46 AM I Prefered B.J. Hooker
Myself.... by DarfurOnTheRocks2Jul 6th, 2009 10:54:53 AM Will Ferrell.... It's gonna be
Will Ferrell by YotzVonFrelnikJul 6th, 2009 10:55:45 AM Fuck me gently... by gingerellaJul 6th, 2009 10:55:54 AM of course there is by palooka_boyJul 6th, 2009 10:56:30 AM Shat Has To Be The Police
Chief by kevinwillis.netJul 6th, 2009 10:58:30 AM Comedy: first refuge of the
inept. by kabongJul 6th, 2009 11:01:59 AM KEE..............yriiiiist!!!!
!! by dancetothebeatofthelivingdeadJul 6th, 2009 11:02:07 AM Why a comedy? by kwisatzhaderachJul 6th, 2009 11:04:59 AM Shatner by Ralph HinkleyJul 6th, 2009 11:07:29 AM Adrian Zmed Or GTFO by buster00Jul 6th, 2009 11:09:08 AM Old TJ Hooker by David CloverfieldJul 6th, 2009 11:11:56 AM HOOKER'S A GOOD COP! by durhayJul 6th, 2009 11:13:15 AM Better have the Shat in it by photoboyJul 6th, 2009 11:13:19 AM those writers... by Random TaskJul 6th, 2009 11:16:01 AM Will Shatner be pissed off
again? by FapMaster5000Jul 6th, 2009 11:18:13 AM You can shoot the entire movie
on the hood of a car! by The Reluctant AustiniteJul 6th, 2009 11:19:35 AM Owen Wilson is TJ Hooker by FapMaster5000Jul 6th, 2009 11:19:41 AM If they wrote WW West movie
then.... by crankyoldguyJul 6th, 2009 11:21:10 AM Zmed will play his future
self, going back in time by themikejonasJul 6th, 2009 11:22:00 AM CHRISTIAN BALE AS HOOKER!
CROSSOVER W/ SHAFT by YackBackerJul 6th, 2009 11:22:06 AM Manimal! Automan! Air Wolf!
BlueThunder! by AxeEmAllJul 6th, 2009 11:24:47 AM No Zmed = No sale. by Stuntcock MikeJul 6th, 2009 11:25:00 AM The Hooker roof jump is
iconic... by AnakinsDiapersJul 6th, 2009 11:27:34 AM "Your father once rode the
hood of a car for twelve
minutes"" by YackBackerJul 6th, 2009 11:27:38 AM God yes make this about an
oblivious 80 year old TJ
Hooker by Margot_TenenbaumJul 6th, 2009 11:30:03 AM im holding out for
RESCUE....911! by Six Demon BagJul 6th, 2009 11:31:06 AM great news#111112!!! by TheExterminatorJul 6th, 2009 11:31:20 AM Because Bad 80's TV Shows... by Blade_RunnerJul 6th, 2009 11:32:12 AM Isn't ANYONE going to suggest
the obvious...? by Sw0rdfishJul 6th, 2009 11:37:39 AM Priceline: The Movie by DarfurOnTheRocks2Jul 6th, 2009 11:38:27 AM CHARLIE'S ANGELS MCG SLAMMED
THIS ONE by theplantJul 6th, 2009 11:38:29 AM Dick Ritchie!!! by darwinmayflowerJul 6th, 2009 11:39:32 AM Get McG off Terminator and
onto this by FapMaster5000Jul 6th, 2009 11:40:11 AM by theplantJul 6th, 2009 11:40:21 AM Don't forget TREMORS! Those
guys wrote that classic too! by The Gospel According to
BastardfaceJul 6th, 2009 11:43:34 AM Sweet! by kafka07Jul 6th, 2009 11:49:09 AM Soon to be followed by.... by SubliminalJonesJul 6th, 2009 11:49:46 AM I wouldn't mind Sheriff Lobo:
the movie by AnakinsDiapersJul 6th, 2009 11:56:42 AM tj sellout by BabyJesusJul 6th, 2009 11:58:55 AM I can't contain my
excitement... by Captain HappyJul 6th, 2009 11:59:20 AM Nice! '80's velveeta goodness. by Orbots CommanderJul 6th, 2009 11:59:44 AM Sweet Sweet Baby Jesus!! by Arcangel2020Jul 6th, 2009 11:59:54 AM Jan. 1, 2012... by Captain HappyJul 6th, 2009 12:04:10 PM Yackbacker by FlyingcircusJul 6th, 2009 12:04:34 PM Jon & Kate Plus 8... by Captain HappyJul 6th, 2009 12:06:47 PM I once thought Chuck Russell
was a director to watch by Lance RockeJul 6th, 2009 12:08:44 PM The Great Space Coaster! by Captain HappyJul 6th, 2009 12:08:51 PM Murder She Wrote: the Action
Comedy by FapMaster5000Jul 6th, 2009 12:09:34 PM The Golden Girls: The Action
Comedy by FapMaster5000Jul 6th, 2009 12:09:53 PM The Golden Girls: The Action
Comedy by FapMaster5000Jul 6th, 2009 12:09:55 PM My 2 Dads: The Action Comedy by FapMaster5000Jul 6th, 2009 12:10:23 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:
The Action Comedy by FapMaster5000Jul 6th, 2009 12:10:56 PM Meanwhile... by Orbots CommanderJul 6th, 2009 12:11:19 PM According to Jim: The Action
Comedy by FapMaster5000Jul 6th, 2009 12:11:38 PM Reading Rainbow by FlyingcircusJul 6th, 2009 12:11:46 PM Golden by FapMaster5000Jul 6th, 2009 12:12:34 PM Golden shit of Hollywood by FapMaster5000Jul 6th, 2009 12:12:55 PM You can call me... by BackwardGalaxyJul 6th, 2009 12:15:03 PM Gary Gnu! The movie! by Captain HappyJul 6th, 2009 12:15:11 PM Remember the audition for TJ
Hooker in True Romance? by brock landers babyJul 6th, 2009 12:16:20 PM GHOSTWRITER: DEADLY INK by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK
ENJul 6th, 2009 12:22:36 PM Let's go for the Trifecta =
"RESCUE 911: The Motion
Picture" by DrunkenBusboyJul 6th, 2009 12:25:29 PM JOANIE LOVES CHACHI: CHACHIS
REVENGE by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK
ENJul 6th, 2009 12:25:54 PM TENSPEED AND THE BROWN SHOE:
LACES OUT by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK
ENJul 6th, 2009 12:28:57 PM AIRWOLF!!!!!! by kwisatzhaderachJul 6th, 2009 12:33:00 PM Shatner won't be in it! by Lt.MindcrimeJul 6th, 2009 12:37:03 PM Too Soon!!!!!! Even waiting
til the end of time is too
soon by DoctorZoidbergJul 6th, 2009 12:38:20 PM how much does a lobotomy cost by animasJul 6th, 2009 12:46:13 PM BJ by topfivevideoJul 6th, 2009 12:47:20 PM gotta love the freeze-frame
shot when the logo pops up by smudgewhatJul 6th, 2009 12:49:47 PM "T.J. Hooker was considered to
be a great man..." by YackBackerJul 6th, 2009 12:51:52 PM Thanks, Flyingcircus by YackBackerJul 6th, 2009 12:52:31 PM This goes one of two ways by Darth BuseyJul 6th, 2009 12:53:49 PM I can sum up this idea in Four
Words... by YetiJul 6th, 2009 12:56:00 PM Not enough make up... by spiceybiscuitJul 6th, 2009 01:03:12 PM Being made because it does not
'rape' anyones childhood by toadkillerdogJul 6th, 2009 01:03:33 PM Charlies Angels by Derek WildstarrJul 6th, 2009 01:04:35 PM Tenspeed and Brownshoe: The
Movie by theycallmemrtibbsJul 6th, 2009 01:05:15 PM this could be brilliant if... by TheBaxterJul 6th, 2009 01:05:24 PM Whats the audience for this? by GibsonUSA ReturnsJul 6th, 2009 01:06:02 PM CHRIS PINE AS TJ HOOKER! by DeanCubedJul 6th, 2009 01:06:51 PM Police cars looked like THAT
in the early 80s???? by GibsonUSA ReturnsJul 6th, 2009 01:07:48 PM John C Reilly as TJ, Jr to
Shat's TJ by Bumpasses DawgJul 6th, 2009 01:15:59 PM PRICELINE NEGOTIATOR: The
Action Comedy Movie!! by SpyGuyJul 6th, 2009 01:17:22 PM PRICELINE NEGOTIATOR: The
Action Comedy Movie!! by SpyGuyJul 6th, 2009 01:17:24 PM Or then again... by Bumpasses DawgJul 6th, 2009 01:18:18 PM Yackbacker by NoHubrisJul 6th, 2009 01:21:02 PM Thanks Derek by toadkillerdogJul 6th, 2009 01:23:33 PM How about a Bakersfield P.D.
movie? by mjgtexasJul 6th, 2009 01:25:29 PM TheBaxter, good call by ContinentalopJul 6th, 2009 01:26:16 PM Kevin James IS TJ Hooker by NoHubrisJul 6th, 2009 01:27:29 PM William Shatner by PeterJayNovinsJul 6th, 2009 01:29:22 PM SLEDGE HAMMER: THE MOVIE by DangerManJul 6th, 2009 01:30:32 PM Seth Rogen is TJ Hooker by scriptgirl_nipplesJul 6th, 2009 01:31:31 PM I love Sledge Hammer! by toadkillerdogJul 6th, 2009 01:32:00 PM Said it before: Shia=Zmed by MetalMickeyJul 6th, 2009 01:36:01 PM Crime Story: The movie by toadkillerdogJul 6th, 2009 01:39:40 PM Random thoughts on this by Dragon ManJul 6th, 2009 01:50:51 PM First thought: didn't
Charlie's Angels lampoon this
idea by CreasyBearJul 6th, 2009 01:58:07 PM As for Will Ferrell, I'm
afraid his star has fallen. by CreasyBearJul 6th, 2009 02:04:59 PM It's A Living: The Movie by themikejonasJul 6th, 2009 02:13:13 PM this must be the first sign of
the apocolypse by ProziumJunkieJul 6th, 2009 02:15:58 PM LL COOL J IS GONNA JUMP! by ironic_nameJul 6th, 2009 02:20:24 PM bosom buddies the movie by ironic_nameJul 6th, 2009 02:21:11 PM I think I'd rather see by thepoohguyJul 6th, 2009 02:22:17 PM Shatner is Denny Crane. by V'ShaelJul 6th, 2009 02:25:30 PM I gotta just say by TheFilmYapJul 6th, 2009 02:29:28 PM Remake The Blob remake! by Rev. SlappyJul 6th, 2009 02:34:53 PM Remake The Heavenly Kid! by jaysin420Jul 6th, 2009 02:43:03 PM I've got an idea!!!!!! by dancetothebeatofthelivingdeadJul 6th, 2009 02:47:11 PM Tj hooker was a great man, but
that was another life by blackrabbit26Jul 6th, 2009 02:47:51 PM SUPERTRAIN: THE MOVIE by christian66Jul 6th, 2009 02:51:53 PM COP ROCK: THE MOVIE by christian66Jul 6th, 2009 02:53:17 PM Shatner flips his wig at not
being offered a role by HecklesJul 6th, 2009 02:55:11 PM Honestly... by nostairwayJul 6th, 2009 02:55:14 PM Please, heaps of eighties hair
metal and Anna Faris by hallmitchellJul 6th, 2009 02:58:29 PM GOOGLE SHATNERQUAKE by ironic_nameJul 6th, 2009 02:58:33 PM Adrian Zmed = John Stamos by Crimson DynamoJul 6th, 2009 02:59:22 PM SMALL WONDER: The Movie by Mr IncredibleJul 6th, 2009 03:04:47 PM the Shat as T.J. and Ernest
Borgnine as his father by JohnRyderJul 6th, 2009 03:06:01 PM Damn you Mr Incredible! by otm shankJul 6th, 2009 03:08:46 PM Mario Lopez by LandonSmithJul 6th, 2009 03:11:58 PM Cobra in NEW Japanese trailer
for GIJOE by OrionsangelsJul 6th, 2009 03:12:16 PM For the sake of fairness... by KanekoFanJul 6th, 2009 03:12:55 PM What a fucking joke! by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH
TSJul 6th, 2009 03:17:49 PM TOO SOON! by MennenJul 6th, 2009 03:17:56 PM Little Blue Riding Hood making
a comeback eh? by pax256Jul 6th, 2009 03:19:56 PM Cop Rock; The Movie??? Tsk
tsk.. by PouchstalkerJul 6th, 2009 03:27:18 PM We already got our Small
Wonder update. by themikejonasJul 6th, 2009 03:28:31 PM I slid across a car hood once. by johnnyangelJul 6th, 2009 03:28:37 PM StreetHawk: The Motion Picture by MediaGoldJul 6th, 2009 03:33:17 PM johnnyangel by dancetothebeatofthelivingdeadJul 6th, 2009 03:33:46 PM What's your Dream cast? Only
actors you loathe by SallahBoBallahJul 6th, 2009 03:45:43 PM Remake: Remake by christian66Jul 6th, 2009 03:50:34 PM how bout by comxJul 6th, 2009 03:50:34 PM Holy shit, just saw the
writers & director by HecklesJul 6th, 2009 03:51:15 PM Put Ryan Reynolds in there and
you got something. by Joker Gordon LevittJul 6th, 2009 03:51:31 PM The funniest unintentionally
funny show ever... by Blanket-ManJul 6th, 2009 03:53:30 PM Making Tonfa sticks
fashionable by blackshuckJul 6th, 2009 03:56:16 PM " I'm gonna nail that scum to
the wall" by blackshuckJul 6th, 2009 03:57:59 PM Tommy Lee!!! by dancetothebeatofthelivingdeadJul 6th, 2009 03:59:13 PM Michael Rappaport as generic
hood! by pokadooJul 6th, 2009 04:02:09 PM are you fucking kidding by Lucifer HaywoodJul 6th, 2009 04:07:13 PM Chris Pine MUST have this
role! by lockesbrokenlegJul 6th, 2009 04:08:51 PM T J LAZER movie by palimpsestJul 6th, 2009 04:17:31 PM Let me guess...Orcus and Mr.
Kurtz are by DingbattyJul 6th, 2009 04:33:45 PM The only people qualified to
make this movie are by SallahBoBallahJul 6th, 2009 04:46:30 PM Fuck me, if Ben Stiller and
Owen Wilson go anywhere near
this by YackBackerJul 6th, 2009 04:47:27 PM For Fuck's sake make it the
Shat! by ZodNotGodJul 6th, 2009 04:50:51 PM ? by ZodNotGodJul 6th, 2009 04:52:03 PM How far behind is Charles In
Charge: The Movie? by WickedJesterJul 6th, 2009 04:56:03 PM Is Cobra with the bad guy from
Gone in 60 Seconds? by WickedJesterJul 6th, 2009 04:58:17 PM The craziest thing about all
these big-screen versions: by kevredJul 6th, 2009 05:12:38 PM Zmed by pumamanJul 6th, 2009 05:25:25 PM Tiny problem if they include
Shatner by YackBackerJul 6th, 2009 05:39:49 PM Jonah Hill as TJ Hooker by YackBackerJul 6th, 2009 05:40:54 PM Eraser is a great movie, kinda
sorta by SoylentMeanJul 6th, 2009 05:44:11 PM Shatner is the only reason
anybody remembers this show by Nem_WanJul 6th, 2009 06:07:44 PM Standing by for Shatner's
bellyaching. by Logan_1973Jul 6th, 2009 06:25:22 PM HOLLYWOOD: Now officially out
of ideas! by babblerouserJul 6th, 2009 06:57:21 PM POLICE STORY... THE NAKED GUN by CENOBITEJul 6th, 2009 07:11:52 PM Maybe in the Charles in Charge
movie we'll find out by lockesbrokenlegJul 6th, 2009 07:20:51 PM jesus christ by GigyJul 6th, 2009 07:53:31 PM they should just do a movie
with the old cast by CherryValanceJul 6th, 2009 07:58:14 PM calm down cherry by GigyJul 6th, 2009 07:59:59 PM Lockesbrokenleg by betterlookingthanyouJul 6th, 2009 08:22:54 PM T.J. Hooker ran for FIVE
seasons?!?!?! by Royston LodgeJul 6th, 2009 08:24:42 PM did they do CHIPS already? by alice 13Jul 6th, 2009 09:01:22 PM The interview I want to see... by _Maltheus_Jul 6th, 2009 09:03:55 PM Shatner, the skinny years by aboriginalJul 6th, 2009 09:10:33 PM Tom Selleck on remakes: by FlyingcircusJul 6th, 2009 09:18:25 PM If it's war they want... by EmbeedeuceJul 6th, 2009 09:30:05 PM You can say what you want
about Michael Mann's Miami
Vice movie. by Nasty In The PastyJul 6th, 2009 09:59:00 PM Shatner, the real hair years by lockesbrokenlegJul 6th, 2009 09:59:43 PM T J HOOKER by DrMorbiusJul 6th, 2009 10:00:04 PM Not Really Interested by CobbioJul 6th, 2009 10:11:15 PM T J HOOLER by DrMorbiusJul 6th, 2009 10:12:39 PM James T Hooker! HOLY SHIT!! by lockesbrokenlegJul 6th, 2009 10:21:28 PM Fuck this..Dance fever the
Movie starring Adrian Zmed! by conspiracyJul 6th, 2009 10:32:01 PM No Shat..No Hooker...end of
discussion. by conspiracyJul 6th, 2009 10:32:46 PM How the mighty have fallen... by conspiracyJul 6th, 2009 10:35:41 PM Zmed was also in.... by DrMorbiusJul 6th, 2009 10:55:46 PM TJ's Five Year Run by NoHubrisJul 6th, 2009 11:02:38 PM tremors is a classic. truly an
under-rated masterpiece. by iwasredemptedJul 6th, 2009 11:16:07 PM "call me Officer TJ
Hooker...Sheriff Officer TJ
Hooker." by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK
ENJul 6th, 2009 11:20:33 PM BREAKING NEWS: HOLLYWOOD
GENIUSES TO REMAKE by ironburlJul 6th, 2009 11:21:25 PM Right on, Tom Selleck! by kevredJul 6th, 2009 11:21:59 PM Tremors 2 was pretty good by Nasty In The PastyJul 6th, 2009 11:22:22 PM Tremors by pumamanJul 6th, 2009 11:28:03 PM Wasn't there a movie where... by DrMorbiusJul 6th, 2009 11:29:35 PM The Shatner by Cujo_FugateJul 6th, 2009 11:39:05 PM HOOKER'S A GOOD COP by Cujo_FugateJul 6th, 2009 11:39:43 PM William Shatner AND Clint
Eastwood in GRAN HOOKER!! by lockesbrokenlegJul 6th, 2009 11:45:13 PM Or DIRTY HOOKER!! by lockesbrokenlegJul 6th, 2009 11:45:33 PM Wanna give Shatner a really
big... by foreigndevilJul 7th, 2009 12:10:34 AM Starring Ben Stiller & John
Leguizamo by OrionsangelsJul 7th, 2009 12:19:39 AM What about "The Fall Guy"? by kabongJul 7th, 2009 12:25:06 AM I'd rather see Iron Crotch and
Magnet Face by JoeSixPackJul 7th, 2009 12:58:16 AM JoeSixPack by DingbattyJul 7th, 2009 01:34:37 AM he wore a girdle by ironic_nameJul 7th, 2009 02:14:59 AM Cagney & Lacey... by Flying_GuillotineJul 7th, 2009 02:57:09 AM 'Three's Company' star cited
for drunken driving... by FarealJul 7th, 2009 03:48:17 AM GIANT CAPYBARA!!! by ironic_nameJul 7th, 2009 03:51:51 AM Just make Shatner: The Movie by David CloverfieldJul 7th, 2009 03:59:45 AM er...Chris Pine to star as
Hoooker by masteryoda007Jul 7th, 2009 04:13:00 AM Will Ferrell would be perfect
for it, but Bill Shatner... by FarealJul 7th, 2009 05:37:07 AM Time for Ferrel to retire by Star HumpJul 7th, 2009 06:12:02 AM to trump allthat is 80s---MAX
HEADROOM THE MOVIE by Six Demon BagJul 7th, 2009 06:31:57 AM there was a max headroom
movie. by ironic_nameJul 7th, 2009 08:02:38 AM Hookah ! by ScottinDCJul 7th, 2009 08:05:56 AM MURDER SHE WROTE: THE MOVIE by Royston LodgeJul 7th, 2009 08:53:13 AM no max headroom film in
theaters?? by Six Demon BagJul 7th, 2009 08:59:58 AM THIS MOVIE MUST HAVE SHATNER!
OR IT'S NO DEAL!!! by MrMysteryGuestJul 7th, 2009 09:10:46 AM Can someone tell me what is
wrong with making a movie by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta
stesJul 7th, 2009 10:20:59 AM Seriously, though, I'm down
for a "Fall Guy" movie. by themikejonasJul 7th, 2009 11:09:41 AM And the theme song was catchy,
too. by themikejonasJul 7th, 2009 11:13:51 AM Chris Pine in Boston Legal:
The Movie by NormJul 7th, 2009 11:33:11 AM TekWar by jjwalrusJul 7th, 2009 12:39:49 PM Heather Locklear by torpedoboyJul 7th, 2009 12:53:04 PM MICHAEL RAPPAPORT CAMEO by ZombieHeathLedgerJul 7th, 2009 01:40:56 PM Remake the movie! by OrionsangelsJul 7th, 2009 02:11:51 PM Wow Hollywood by p0llk4tJul 7th, 2009 02:18:18 PM i still dont understand why
sam jackson played shaft by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK
ENJul 7th, 2009 02:33:16 PM I don't understand Sam Jackson by lockesbrokenlegJul 7th, 2009 02:36:19 PM Shatner in both Airplane 2 and
Loaded Weapon by skimnJul 7th, 2009 03:31:47 PM Did love Shat giving Eddie
Murphy and Robert DeNro by skimnJul 7th, 2009 03:33:14 PM Sam Jackson in THE NEGOTIATOR
and UNBREAKABLE by YackBackerJul 7th, 2009 04:51:52 PM Oh, Unbreakable was good.
Great movie. by lockesbrokenlegJul 7th, 2009 04:58:38 PM GROWING PAINS: by TedKordLivesJul 7th, 2009 05:46:04 PM Does BONER come to you often,
TedKordLives? by YackBackerJul 7th, 2009 05:58:23 PM TekWar Movie- by TedKordLivesJul 7th, 2009 06:33:01 PM All the time, Yackbacker by TedKordLivesJul 7th, 2009 06:35:03 PM Hopefully, this movie will
succeed by ManateeJul 7th, 2009 07:29:36 PM Baywatch Movie is in the works by CaptainSpamtillesJul 7th, 2009 07:31:03 PM MURDER SHE WROTE MOVIE WITH
MEGAN FOX by theplantJul 8th, 2009 01:46:20 AM I'd watch a Fall Guy movie... by Royston LodgeJul 8th, 2009 10:47:21 AM There is one redeeming value
about remakes... by apollo80Jul 8th, 2009 08:26:06 PM Shatner just posted this on
Twitter: by Bob Loblaw Law BlogJul 14th, 2009 07:16:22 PM