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Check out the red band trailer for JENNIFER'S BODY featuring copious Megan Fox skin and an f-bomb!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. The good folks at ShockTillYouDrop nabbed an exclusive red band trailer, seemingly straight from writer Diablo Cody, producer Jason Reitman and director Karyn Kusama, which is their answer to the typical horror preview the studio cut (coming out on Bruno this weekend).
That said, it feels like a regular internet only trailer with one f-bomb and some suggested nudity. I can say the flick looks sharp. I liked the script alright and I have a little bit of a crush on Amanda Seyfried (is it wrong that while everybody drools over Fox I'm eyeballin' Seyfried?) so I'm curious to see how this one turns out. What do you folks think?
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Will Fox slam Diablo Cody too when this fucker bombs?
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the trailer looks rather mediocre. I'll see it, because I like Cody's writing, but I don't have high expectations based on this trailer.
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Fox TRIES really hard to be sexy, but just comes off as unintentionally funny and retarded looking. And oh, yeah, Seyfried can actually ACT.
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Fox can't act. That much will be shown now that they've taken the giant fucking robots out of her movies and made her the lead. Shit, she can't even carry this TRAILER. Also, I have a feeling D.C. will have to go back to stripping once everyone realizes she's a one-trick pony as well. I KNOW i won't be seeing this shit.
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That Seyfried is hotter than Fox. Though I don't like either of my options. At least Seyfried can emote.
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Jul 06, 2009 2:36:45 AM CDT
~~~Diablo Cody's turned out to be a good writer~~~
by the marquis de side 3
interesting how this story seems to parallel real-life problems with teens and raises them to a new level. I mean, who ISN'T scared of the evil chick in high school? we always knew they were bloodsuckers. =0)
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Jul 06, 2009 2:38:03 AM CDT
I FUCKING FARTED AND FILLED MY PANTS WITH FRESH SHIT!!! ITS GREE
by pleasewipemyass
ANYONE TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT HARRY HAS BEEN CAST IN THE 'MASK' REMAKE???
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actually the casting of Fox seems to work. she can convey that type of voice/accent that shows that indifference to another person, devoid and empty of any real human feeling. there's no sympathy coming from this character. is it just me, or don't all the crazy chicks talk in that tone of voice, like they can care less?
put her in "Pride and Prejudice" or something from an Ivory-Merchant production, and that woudl be a real test of her skills.
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I wouldn't watch it for free
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Back to stripping for her. White trailer trash rejoice!
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It looks, eh, alright. I think if nobody knew that Diablo Cody wrote this no one would really bat an eye. I mean, "I go both ways" is as bad as anything in any other typical horror movie. This will make more money than DRAG ME TO HELL though and that blows.
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She's hot -- yes it's true, but she was much more interesting when she was the "hey, did you see that chick in Transformers, holy s__t she's smoking hot, who is she?" But now, I think people want more from female leads than just a 90 pound frame with nice eyes and a smile. Totally off topic, but is anyone else as bothered by Brad Pitt's performance in Inglorious Bastards as I am. It seems like a tailor-made role for someone like R. Lee Ermey of something, someone with weight. I've got nothing against Tyler Durden, but every time I hear him speak in the trailer it just sounds wrong. Oh yeah, and the trailer for "Armoured" does nothing for me. Nimrod Antil better be careful with Predators. Too bad Rodriguez isn't directing, I could see George Clooney revisit his Dusk til Dawn character with "old painless" in his hand. "There's something out there, and it ain't no man."
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Yeah...yeah...
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yummy
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after 3 days of no new headlines. c'mon guys, i know its 4th of july but please act like you run a site that many of us look for news DAILY.
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and I too don't understand the Megan Fox love. Yes, she has an unbelievable figure, but I just don't like her face, at all.
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Juno was very good. As was her HBO show, as is her EW column. I think this trailer looks good and unconventional.
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check out some "2005" red carpet shots pre-transformers, she wore less makeup and was way hotter.
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And talk about how the hate towards Megan Fox and DC has warped peoples ability to criticize them honestly. But after seeing that trailer, wow. Talk about hipsterism at its worse. I don't smell Thai food, I smell desperate jokes and forced dialogue.
I also, unfortunately, smell a hit. The Epsilon's of America have taken over the theaters gentlemen. -
Should have some good dialogue and funny gore. But the trailer felt a bit messy.
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and she can demon fuck me anytime.
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Is overrated. Or, Maybe Ellen Page is...I couldn't even finish Juno because of the dialogue. Nothing comes off as anything remotely close to dialogue that you can relate to. Cody's writing FEELS forced and unconventional (in a bad way), and TRIES too hard to be "in the moment and time." She's trying desperately to be a female Kevin Smith, but, unfortunately, only Kevin Smith had the ability to make forced dialogue actually be funny. Oh, and Diablo Cody's section in EW is the worst column in the magazine. The "Bullseye" is more interesting.
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I always get a laugh when tramp stamped Megan Fox is mentioned and then in the TB she is slagged down.
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Now that's when you know a writer has made it A-List. 99% writers don't even get mentioned in the trailer. Most directors too. All hail Queen Cody.
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You know it, I know it. Though you might feel dirty after.
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But I'd insist she undergo a total body douche beforehand
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I'm sorry, I normally don't blindly attack like this, but I am SO sick of Cody gaining credibility due to that movie, because not only was it not funny at all, Page's character was a terrible role model being billed as something better. Tell me one joke from that movie. The only part I enjoyed was this pseudo-creepy thing that Bateman's character had going on with Page, that never ended up to amount to anything. Oh my blog.
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About the level of originality I'd expect from the writer of Juno. You know, they used to make movies like this in the 80's and they were fun because there was tons of tits, ass and pussy not to mention gore. But this looks like The Craft part 2. I'll download.
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and put a muzzle and handcuffs on... that bitch is bloodthirsty
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Am I the only one that thinks teen horror is the cinematic equivalent of herpes? You know its out there and you do your best to avoid it. Just looking at that tell's me, bangable as Fox is, if your over the age of 25 and have dealt with the ravages of hormonal change you'd have more entertainment value sticking your tongue onto a 9v battery.
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The dialogue is incredibly FORCED. It was trying to make catchphrases, whereas something like Ghost World works, because it's not obsessing over itself so hard.
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Jul 06, 2009 4:06:22 AM CDT
BAY SHOULD DIRECT A PORNO WRITTEN BY CODY STARRING FOX......
by charlesthomasmathews1978
It's the only thing these three worthless asswipes are good for. Nothing but surface level trash written for brain dead tweens.
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we know she's not really naked
2 she talks too much, like about her farts and such
3 really stupid ink (will this fad just die already)
4 one step away from sharpie eyebrows
5 over exposure. what was titillating once had become a daily grind. sometimes hourly
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Will they be showing her/his man parts? You know that swinging richard between her/his legs?
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...right?
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...right?
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Jul 06, 2009 5:12:43 AM CDT
Mike_D, HELLO MARY LOU : PN2 IS A GOOD MOVIE...
by charlesthomasmathews1978
Classic 80's cheese and a lot of fun. It has Michael Ironside too! Plus we got some full frontal from Wendy Lyons as opposed to Megan Fox who is sooooo modest that she covered her nipples with some pasties as if it makes a difference since she was pratically topless.
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fist me for 50G. Fuck her and that piece of shit movie Juno. I pray that a truck crushes her ugly face and fat fucking body, so that dogs from the street can eat her entrails and shit them out in the gutter, where she really belongs.
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Unfortunately that fact alone will guarantee this will make more money than Drag Me To Hell. Hopefully it won't suck.
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What I'm asking is, has she even been given an opportunity to perform anything other than terrible scripts by hack action directors or hack horror writers? Not saying it's not her fault for choosing those sorts of roles, but honestly I don't know how anyone could deliver lines like "you need a mannie" and make it sound good. Except maybe Reese Witherspoon. But I'm asking seriously, are there any movies where she has actually been called upon to display some true acting talent with a quality script? If there are, I would love to check them out and judge for myself whether she is a good actress.
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of film has going for it. I'd happily dip my tongue and 7 fingers up her asshole while my thumbs swim around her sweet clit. But that diablo cody cunt can't right dialogue or a fucking story for shit, so this film will be utter crap. I repeat: Being converted to gutter dog shit is too good for that sub-human piece of cunt filth.
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Unfunny and definitely unsexy.
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It ain't just her wearing less makeup circa 2005 that makes her look different from now...she's had plastic surgery.
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Megan Fox "acts" in this movie. And very badly. -
with the full blown town slaying from the book, not the pussy prom killing of the movie. I want to see Carrie White tearing the town apart with high school nerd anger, leaving only a few survivors. Would be more exciting than this feature length Buffy filler episode.
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Jul 06, 2009 6:39:14 AM CDT
At last we get to see the Megan Fox cock in all it's glory.
by stuntcock mike
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Megan's bad acting laid bare.
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It's as forced as you think it's going to be. Even the unspoken parts are ridiculous.
Proof that Cody is an old lady disguised as a hipster who tries to inject as much "cool" slang into her movies:
"You're totally jello! You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it!"
"Do you think he's circumcised? I've always wanted to try sea cucumber"
"Don't be so J.V." (wtf?)
"Like I’d really date some
perverted Chester with a hard-on
for jailbait."
"I was coming undone
like those jeans I made in Home
Ec. Falling to pieces like Patsy
Cline. Shredded like moo-shu pork.
Dead inside." (Again....wtf?)
"You’ll throw me a bone, huh? Huh?
You killed Chip! You goddamned
monster! You...ZOMBITCH!" *siiiiiigh* Shall I go on?
"You’re totally lesbigay." .........
"You stare at her like you want to dry hump her...like, you know, hump her through pants." Yes. We know what dry humping is.
Exchange between two characters:
"What's up Monistat?" "Hey Vagisil"
"And it’s all-ages, for once, which
means I won’t have to play Hello
Titty with the door guy."
"I saw their MySpace and the
singer is extra salty." Oh wow, myspace reference, topical. Cool. or not.
Girl begging: "Please, please you’re a social
disease? "
"Those jeans are hella low. " Does anyone even USE "hella" anymore?
"holla back" (no, really.)
"shutties!" (shut up, i guess...)
"I’m having
the best day since, like Jesus
invented the calendar. "
"No one’s supposed to
my dad went over
there and talked to the cops.
Jonas’s mom is catatonic. She’s
just staring out the front window
like a zombie mannequin robot
statue. "
"It's freaktarded!"
Description of a love scene: In the chaste space between CHIP and Needy’s bodies, the
volleyball-pit couple fuck like rabbits. Anyone else getting weary?
"no, dick ridge!"
"Silly. I’ve been sending you
signals all year. Couldn’t you
tell? You give me such a wettie. "
"Fudge! Fudge! Maple fudge!"
"Damn! Ass!"
"Slow down, tardy
slip. You sound like a sped. "
The four band members surround Jennifer, looking
statuesque in their sexy rock n’ roll ensembles.
"That’s some X-Men shit, right?"
"So I’m outtie-
5000."
Did I mention the entire plot advances identically to Heathers? As in settings, deaths, etc.? Yeah.
"Jennifer's a total cum dumpster!"
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...the entire script read like Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer narrating and voicing all the characters.
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they did the town being torn apart thing in the Carrie tv movie from a few years ago. though they also hoped to make a tv series out of it so Carrie actually survives at the end but yeah. the movie wasn't that good but i loved seeing her tear apart the whole town. didn't realize that was from the book too.
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I1ve heard about that, but I can't really imagine it working on the small screen. You know what would be fun? If they did it in an Emmerich like disaster movie feel. Half high school drama with some mystery and horror, and BAM! at 60 minutes in we have the prom night, the pig blood, change the gears and it's the end of the world.
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That is all.
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what the fuck is with horror movies these days
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Way to poison me on this movie. That's some atrocious dialog.
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I don;t understand most of the Megan Fox hate on this website; the only two films we've seen her in have not asked her to act, and she was no worse than any of the other performances in those two films. Here's the thing. In those two movies she was hot! She was goddamned hot! She was otherworldly hot! I think that scared a lot of the people that visit this site. I think the fact that some of you have never dated a woman that hot or have actually mustered up the balls to ask a woman that hot out and been rejected has warped you brains. There seems to be a massive backlash on this site regarding her along the lines of "i can't have it, so I must talk shit about it." Well, all of you Megan Fox haters rejoice, this is apparently the movie you've been waiting for. Now, based on the mvies and magazines and shit I've seen with her in the last few years, I have seen nothing worthy of putting down except some of the shit that comes out of her mouth. I thought she was incredibly fucking hot, and didn't understand anyone who thought differently. Now, in this trailer, she seems weird looking, not hot at all; just really weird looking in a way I can't explain. Also, it's evident just from this trailer that she can;t act her way out of a paper bag either; but that's something we all already knew. Now for Diablo Cody. I would like to lie and say that I couldn;t get through Juno because of the dialogue, but that's not true. There were many times where I felt like switching the channel and many times where I lost track of the plotline because my mind wandered and I didn't really give a shit, but I ,ade it through the whole movie. Why did everyone fall all over themselves over this formulaic plot and this stilted, awkward dialogue? No one points at Tarantino, admittedly an incredible dialogue writer and says, "That's how people really talk." The dialogue in Juno was so forced and well-thought out by someone who hasn't been a teenager in a long time, it had the stink of hindsight. Do you want to know how teenagers really talk? Go watch a movie called Superbad, that's how they talk and what they think about; it's all we thought about. Juno was so fake and self-aware, not a portrait of a true teenager. It was more like someone who had been fucked over by life and was pissed and dejected about stripping for sweaty men and giving blowjobs in the VIP section for fifty bucks a pop looked back on her high school years and infused all the world-wariness and anger of lost innocence into their 16 year old self. if anything, it would have worked better as Science-fiction, because it was the most dishonest portrayal of a teenage American that I think I have ever seen. That being said, let's see what Diablo has left after she spewed all her venom out over her life going shitty and becoming a whore. Now that she has regained some self-esteem and is acting on the second chance in life that she was lucky enough to have been rewarded, what does she have for us? Oh, a cheesy pretty teen slasher movie with lots more Juno-esque dialogue. Hrmm.... let's see how the critics respond to the dialogue here. One trick pony. Congrats to AICN, i thought you guys had quit!!!! WOW!!!! A new post!!!! You should be proud of yourselves!!!!!! Hey Haryy, have ya seen any new DVD's in the last few weeks, ya lazy fuck?
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Sorry, three Red Bulls already
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It's important for us to see Megan Fox in a non-Transformer movie. To test her acting abilities...and sexiness. Oh so veeeery important. And so far this looks good, partly due to Diablo Cody's cleverness.
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How To Lose Friends and Alienate People showed how 'sexy' and 'talented' Cody was. She isn't either. Seyfried is.
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to the face. And I'm not talking about a blast of semen either. Bet she took plenty of those types of blasts to get her untalented dirty slut ass to where she is. No, full blown shotgun blast that leaves half her ugly fucking face looking better than before: a gooey pulpy mess on the floor.
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Jul 06, 2009 7:43:39 AM CDT
I say mummy, did Michael Jackson fart into a cup of jesus juice?
by 69dude
an answer is needed.
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She cant act, but she's hot. Perfect movie for her, besides (Swamp Ass Rangers 9)
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Jul 06, 2009 7:51:51 AM CDT
Did Michael Jackson fart on Megan Fox's macaroni? And yet she ST
by 69dude
Resolve this query now.
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Jul 06, 2009 7:53:26 AM CDT
Did Bubbles fart when Michael Jackson grabbed his willystick dur
by 69dude
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..infamous dance routine of '86?
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I would like to know.
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...handed a chicken thigh at Carl Weathers' barbeque in 1990?
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I am rubbing my curly black pubes right now. They form a lovely slim V. Proof enough. Just like there's ample proof that diablo cody is a fucking terrible writer and licked the assholes of many a hollywood executive to get her piece of horseshit film made. This proof is known as "Juno". Cunt.
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...right after he'd just farted? Was she doing it at the request of Uri Geller who was, at the time, bending a spoon around a small boys pee pee pipe?
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Then I don't care for it.
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...THE HOMO WAS THE STUPIDEST OVERRATED PIECE OF SHIT FROM LAST YEAR. WHAT'S THE NAME OF IT? FUCK IF I CAN REMEMBER. ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW A MILDLY INTERESTING FILM IS BLOWN ENTIRELY OUT OF PROPORTION AND LABELLED A MASTERPIECE OF SCREENWRITING. FFS.
CODY HAS AN UNUSUAL NAME AND USED TO POSE FOR PICS WITH WHIPS STUCK UP HER ARSE AND SUDDENLY SHE'S THE HOT NEW THING. CHRIST.
HEY, I USED TO STICK JARS OF STRAWBERRY JAM UP MY ASS AND SALUTE THE QUEEN MAYBE I'LL WRITE A SCREENPLAY TOO AND GET FAMOUS.
OH, AND HERE DIALOG? NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 30 TALKS LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING WHORE. REMINDED ME OF THAT AWFUL GILMORE GIRLS WHERE THE DIALOG IS CLEARLY THAT OF A ROOM FULL OF PONCE 30 YEAR OLDS IN LA WHO ARE BITTER AND HAVE SEVERAL UNPUBLISHED WITTY YET HORRID NOVELS. -
Diablo cody will get brutally fist fucked to death during her next "Hollywood writers" meeting. Then people can take turns pissing on her dead corpse for celebrations. I think 5-7 fists in each orifice will do for that dirty tramp. Any less and it will be a orgasm, not a totally justified case of slutslaughter.
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...but you'd think this wasn't a site for people who like movies at all. With how much most of you bitch and moan about every bit of news that's posted.
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You all heard her she said I need you Hopeless!
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Not the usual type of film for me. But, Juno was well done so I will give this a chance if the word of mouth is positive.
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and an X-Rated body currently starring in PG-13 movies. Where did Bay find her ?
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happy double dose day!!!!!!!!!!!
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...Cue all the Cody and Fox haters talking about how fucking terrible this movie is, while simultaneously trying to put across the idea that somehow most OTHER horror movies are fucking Shakespeare or something.
I'VE SAT THROUGH FUCKING "STIGMATA"! AND "THE FOG" FUCKING REMAKE! AND FUCKING "DARKNESS FALLS!" (Actually, I kinda liked the batshit insane stupidity of DARKNESS FALLS). THEY are fucking awful movies - we haven't even SEEN this movie yet! If you hated JUNO, DON'T fucking watch this - the script reads just like JUNO, samrt-ass dialogue and everything, and if Michael Cera isn't playing Chip, well, he fucking well should be.
If it ain't on the shit level of THE FOG remake or STIGMATA, it'll be fine with me. And Megan Fox gets (almost) naked! WHY ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS MOTHERFUCKERS?!? -
Yes, Xiphos_2 and Stuntcock Mike, amongst others --
DON'T DISREPSECT THE SEX GODDESS MEGAN "MEGA" FOX!!!
Or I will strike down upon thee with great vengenace and Purple Lando, those who attempt to besmirchify and bitch-talk my beloved Fox!
Though, I will grant you, she is no Nigella (Bale bless that MILF and her heavenly bosoms), or even Lt Andie MacDowall, I would love me some Megan Fox downhome country peach pie. Oh fucking yes, I would. -
Fox has no tits, and she's uglier than ug.
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We get a hint of what she is about in How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, but the movie isn't really about her. I think she's kind of like Marilyn Monroe. This is not just because of the tattoo. I'm not an expert on MM movies, but from what I've seen, a lot of her job was to be extremely appealing, no matter how good the rest of the movie was. That doesn't mean it was the limit of her ability. I'd like to see Megan Fox do a comic role. I don't think this movie is going to be especially funny.
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Forget Megan Fox. You've never tried ... Leslie Ann Machado.
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Jul 06, 2009 8:51:06 AM CDT
LESLIE ANN MACHADO IS THE FASTEST WAY TO POP A LOAD ...
by ayatollahsexyback
Guaranteed.
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Yeah, I said it.
Contrived situations, smart-ass dialogue that feels forced, made-up slang, annoying characters, badly written romantic subplots... How exactly is Diablo Cody NOT Kevin Smith again?!?
And yet he gets this kind of hateful reception from the AICN TBers who normally swallow the reheated bullshit Kevin Smith feeds them, film after film. I mean, I enjoy Smith's ouvre, his movies are okay... but was there ANYTHING original in CLERKS 2 that we hadn't heard a gazillion times in his other movies? The only funny bit was the whole bit about LOTR vs STAR WARS, and even that sounded contrived.
It's just a movie, folks. You know EXACTLY what you're getting with a Diablo Cody movie - if it ain't your thang, well, it ain't your thang, and you will never convince those of us who LIKE cody's stuff otherwise.
So give me reasoned arguments as to why JENNIFER'S BODY looks like shit or GTFO. Actually reading the script is recommended to begin with... -
I admit it's not Bayformers bad, and surely Amanda Seyfried is worth a look. On Netflix or torrent, of course.
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with a hint of Smith.
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Leslie Ann Muchado is teh hotness, no doubt about it. But she's just so wholesome...
I've dated a lot of wholesome chicks, and no, they unfortunately don't all turn into the paddle-toting librarian babe in TOMCATS. (Yeah, I liked TOMCATS. Fuck you all.)
I haven't dated anywhere near as many crazy sexy slut chicks as I wish I had, and since I met Mrs Spud-To-Be, it's all over for me. So let me strangle Lil Spud to my favourite biker-rock chick white trash slut from Hell, Megan Fox, and I give you... the Muchado!
Horses for courses, my Middle Eastern friend. Allahu Akbar! -
Allahu Akbar indeedy!!!
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Yeah, I'll give you that. Diablo Cody is Smith multiplied by Williamson, trying (in JENNIFER'S BODY) desperately to channel HEATHERS-era Daniel Waters.
I liked the script, though, probably because I don't expect THE EXORCIST-level screenplays in movies that are obviously aiming for THE STUFF or KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE level enjoyment. It's just a harmless, silly movie, that had it been made in 1985, would have a PROPERLY nekkid Megan Fox, instead of this Puritanical bullshit.
Ah, well. -
I'm almost afraid to ask...
ALMOST.
What the hell is motorboating?!? -
Jul 06, 2009 9:01:16 AM CDT
LESLIE ANN: "AND TO HELP YOU GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY ..."
by ayatollahsexyback
"... I'll lube your cock with my cuntjuice. Absolutely free."
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Post op Megan Fox is still deserving of the "Mayo Dog"
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Damn straight. There's some fucking miserable bastards on here these days.
A demonic, lusty Megan Fox fucking then eating men TO DEATH, and nerdy-hot Amanda Seyfried? I am so there!
Well, almost (readies Andrex...) -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X-Xaa2mKjI
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http://tinyurl.com/mrnbfs
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I'd have to give her The Bat. And the Goat. And the Abraham Lincoln. As taught to me by the great and mighty Luis Guzman in the seminal Ryan Reynolds lterary masterpiece WAITING.
Then I'd ravage that woman with a fury even the Gods could not fathom. Sex with Megan Fox must be like having an orgasm you have waited your whole life to experience. Just....
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Guys keep your distance.
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She looks great in silk dont she?
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and I shall pop a handless load.
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Just shove your face down in them titties and sing this as loud as you can...
http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=yVxfKDybMSE
Yeeeeaaahhhhhh.... -
Jul 06, 2009 9:12:08 AM CDT
SPUD - THAT WAS GREAT BUT THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS WERE EVEN BETTER!
by ayatollahsexyback
AliceCullen9413 (3 days ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply omg whos the retard who gave this guy a record deal. he sounds like hes drowning.
Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , awwahwahwahawhwahwahwahwah. retard! -
"Post op Megan Fox"?!?
Took me a minute to notice that! Ten "Hail Bale"s and seventeen "Praise Be Unto Nigella"s, and spank yourself with nettles until you pop a Smurf... -
I actually got a DJ gig for a twelve-year old's party (don't ask - and yes, the parents were ALL there) and one of the young guests asked me to play that song. I had no idea what it was...
And then I spent the next few weeks randomly going up to Mrs Spud-To-Be, planting my visage in her boobage, and going "Mmm-urm-mm-urm-mm-mmm-mm-mmm-mmm" to that tune for ages!
Ah, happy times... -
TOE THUMB
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TOE THUMB
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There's some depraved motherfuckers up in here right now...
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Someone give that poor girl a ribcage.
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I might get the ringtone hahah!!
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as those damn Twilight books and movie. Written for 11 year olds.
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Looks like fun in the SNAKES ON A PLANE world. I hope it keeps its R rating...
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...Now I have to find out what they are in ENGLISH!
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Oh please!! How overrated can she get? Juno was successful due to the acting and direction- not the too cool for school dialogue and her Showtime series was awful. In a couple of years she will work as a writer for The Hills or some other reality show crap.
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I'll be there.
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I'd rather watch one mediocre ORIGINAL attempt at a NEW horror movie than a fucking thousand remakes. I mean, who honestly thinks you can better the original HALLOWEEN? Or FRIDAY THE 13TH? Or NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET? Or - when the barrel bottom REALLY gets scraped - classics like THE EXORCIST? ROSEMARY'S BABY?
If the Cody haters can name ONE good - or even DECENT - horror remake of the last five to ten years, then I'll listen to what they have to say. But this is an ORIGINAL horror movie, so fuck the haters. Some people just LOVE to hate. -
I've got some meat she can have. Uh huh-huh.
Hnn-hnn HNN! He said MEAT! -
I hadn't heard that it was finally being released. Considering all of the crap horror that makes it to theaters, I'm saddened to see that movie is going directly to DVD after the raves I've heard about it, but then I guess I should just be thankful that I might finally get to see it.
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...20 years on from when Daniel kicked the ponytail guys ass and Mr Miyagi did a ninja-fart in Kreese's face the pair are at it again. At the LaRusso-Miyagi Dojo, Daniel teaches a whole new breed of karate student the ancient ways of jiggling your feet on the spot while standing in 'shit your pants' stance. Mr Miyagi is still painting fences, fixing broken pipes with japanese voodoo and going down on plenty of California pussy. Evil strikes when Kreese's son comes to town looking for revenge. Armed to the teeth with MMA experience, he laughs in the face of traditional arts and posts frequently on internet forums pointing out their shortcomings. He goes after Miyagi, and kills him. Yes - kills him. LaRusso vows to avenge Miyagi's death and trains super-hard over the next 48 hrs to prepare. But wait...in between kata and kumite, LaRusso is getting shit from Elizabeth Shue - she's pregnant and she wants to keep it. LaRusso cannot be tied down by simple things like family so he crane kicks her in the stomach and the baby dies instantly. Back on track, LaRusso tracks down Kreese Jr at a local UFC match. He signs up, the whole world laughs. Goju-Ryu vs MMA?? The forums are on fire with ridicule. Headband in place, Daniel square up to his nemesis, and after taking a severe beating for the first few rounds, he unleashes a killer twisting flip kick that catches Kreese Jr square in the balls which causes them to rupture and leak semenal fluid all down his leg. There will be no Kreese Jr Jr, that's for sure.
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Megan Fox can not act. Her vocal inflection is all over the place.
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I've seen the trailer, and I think Megan Fox looks good in this but I think the characters or actors appear too old for the picture. They don't look like teenagers but instead 20 somethings trying very hard to recapture their teen days. This seems very odd. The dialogue doesn't suit them and I'm not too jazzed about the lame cg fx. Has anyone got scared by horror cg? It looks very sci fi channelish, and not a film I want to see. This looks more like a video release like that lame and very overrated Trick r Treat which has been paraded here as the saving grace of horror films WHICH IT ISN'T. So this film is basically a little too late for the cast, I think this film would have been a choice for the actors if this film was done three years ago. Sorry, I don't like the lead in the film. I think Ellen Page would have been great for this film, but I said the same thing for Raimi's boring Drag Me To Hell.
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Are you aware that there WAS a KK4? Hilary Swank was in it, and it featured ZEN BOWLING! Needless to say, Miyagi was the pimp daddy in that movie, and it was every flavour of awesome.
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MEGAN FOX IS HOT AND I'D GIVE HER A BLUMPKIN ANYTIME AND SHE'D FUCKING THANK ME FOR IT AS WELL.
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Aye, sir I know there was a KK4, but that wasn't really KK4 - that was The NEXT Karate Kid! This is a full-on sequel as it was meant to be!! Wax On, Whacks Off!
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She looks like a trailer trash version of Angelina Jolie minus the DSL's. I don't get all the hype. Yeah she's hot, but so are a million other Hollywood bimbos.
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Someone mentioned it above and they were dead-on: Diablo Cody is this generation's Kevin Williamson. The dialogue they write is sort of "hyper-dialogue" -- it's not how teens actually talk, but sort of hos they WISH they could talk. The problem, as Williams found out, is that too much of it can become exhausting, which is why Dawson's Creek had to dumb-down it's "hyper-dialogue" after the first season and why Williamson hasn't written a hit in a decade. Tarantino also writes in "hyper-dialogue", but he goes for the adult route. And let's face it: too much Tarantino "hyper-dialogue" can be over-whelming as well. So it becomes a case of either you like it or you don't. It's different; there's no denying that.
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when they left the mall it just turned to shit. dont ask me why.
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Let's all find out how wise-crackin' and ironic teens can be when there's a fucking serial killer on the loose. Imagine what Edgar Wright could have done with this premise. I doubt Cody knows satire if it bit her in her tattooed ass.
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She has absolutely no acting talent whatsoever. None. She is in movies because she is Grade A smoking hot. This movie seems to play that up. I am interested.
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Jul 06, 2009 10:33:54 AM CDT
As for Megan Fox, you know it's bad when Michael Bay says
by yackbacker
You're an idiot. I'm awaiting G.W. Bush's statement on Fox as well. And Carrot Top's as well...
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Ewwww! She's got an iguana face, only slightly more retarded looking. Grow some taste people.
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I didn't say I wouldn't nail Megan Fox but inorder for that to happen the following criteria would have to be met. The lighting would need to low, I would need to come in from behind and her man junk needs to be tucked way up so I couldn't see it. Booze would help incase errant ball to ball contact occured.
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What the fuck? A female demon that hunts and kills dudes? "They're not people, they're boys!" Seriously Diablo, are you just pissed off at men because they didn't find you attractive as a stripper, booed you off stage, and hurt your feelings. You are about as mature as the tweens that you target your writing towards.
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i was smoking weed when the fuckin space shuttle blew up in 86.
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like low budget, nudie-teen-flick, trying-hard-to-be-funny/ironic, bad. Fox probably can't carry a film.
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And you sweaty geeks saying "Epic Fail" and "Owned" and mentioning Bale and The Dark Knight in EVERY talkback isn't? Okaaaaaay....
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she goes both ways
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YES HER DIALOG IS LAME WITTY TRIPE BULLSHIT THAT IS IN LOVE WITH IT'S OWN CLEVERNESS.
THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN TRENDY HOLLYWOOD SCREENWRITERS. NOTHING. IT WILL ALL BLOW OVER AND SHE'LL BE BACK TO DOING MENS MAGAZINES IN WHICH AN OVERWEIGHT HAIRY SLOB IS SHOVING A BOX OF BRILLO PADS IN HER DISTENDED ASSHOLE. -
But your post was an Epic Fail. Bale would not find you professional at all. Random thought: I once "owned" a VHS player...
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i really dont give a shit about cody or any of her movies. there's certainly worse things being released, but every talkback is violently angry against whatever the topic is... so please tell me, what movies do you people actually want to see because it sounds like you all hate everything. and keep in mind, blade runner and star wars can only be made once.
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i was born 88 and i feel young! weeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
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Megan Fox looks like a shark with dead eyes.
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right on brother, keep telling them what you think coz its true. here these talkbackers hate on everything unless its BSG or LOST.
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is her acting. Oh, yeah, she is a hottie. Other than that she really is nothing more than eye candy. In a couple of years she will be replaced by someone younger and attractive. Happens all the time in Hollywood. Wonder what her meltdown will be like when she no longer gets the call to make movies.
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AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
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The title character didn't receive the sacrament of abortion.
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Cymbalta4thedevil also like the new Star Wars...er...uh...sorry, Star Trek movie. He knows shitty dialouge when he hears it.
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that this movie features a full on lesbian scene with Fox and Seyfried? My interest is... growing.
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UNLESS IM FORCED TO. shes not my type.
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she has better and natural titties so diablo tries her hand at a horror film with social commentary...woopee
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It looks totally fucking awesome. Maybe a good companion piece with Teeth. See, in a magical universe, I can buy that people would talk like that, because they're magic and always have wittty popculture quips on demand Tarantino style, but with a vagina. You know, talk like writers write? Talk how awkward, though literate, adults wish they sounded like when they were awkward, semi-literate teens? That could happen in a magical universe where Megan Fox is a hot vampire chick, def. Not so much in a man-hating, lifetime movie, crypto-conservative propaganda piece like Juno.
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Possibly because it wasn't in the script that I read. And while it will be awesome, I'm not sure it makes any sense whatsoever.
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Huge skanks has short shelf-lives. She'll look like shit within 2 years.
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To say otherwise means you are a homosexual. No doubt those who do not find either attractive should be eagerly anticipating Twilight 2: Even More Shirtless Gay Boys for 13 Year Old Girls To Crush On: The Movie
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Jul 06, 2009 11:45:05 AM CDT
Saying Fox isn't hot is like saying Obama isn't black
by mattmanreturns
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i find them both quiet unappealing, few steps away from being that ugly chick at the bar.
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pple tend to forget that.
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We've seen this story done a shit load of times. Only instead of an alien, she's a "demon". This is going to be one of the many bad horror movies we see every year with the added annoyance of snarky, hipster, Diablo Cody dialogue.
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C'mon people making these movies. Get some fucking sense.
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"I think there's room for more talented bloggers to break into Hollywood. It seemed like a fluke when I did it, but I won't be the last blogger to have a film produced."
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But Cody's concept with the casting of Megan Fox in the lead is a genius marketing choice and will give this film HUGE opening weekend box office numbers. Reitman might top his pop soon with all the money he's going to be making. Haven't liked the films Jason has directed so far (his Dad is much better in that department i.e. Ghostbusters and Dave) but as a producer he is no dummy.
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Jul 06, 2009 1:02:51 PM CDT
i dont get the "lets bash megan fox cause shes hot" thing.
by thedark0knight
you are a bunch of dudes sitting on the biggest movie geek website in the world bashing an incredibly good looking girl cause YOU THINK shes slutty, do you know her? do you know the guys shes fucked?...it doesnt make sense....BTW this is why half of you guys dont get laid. your to judgmental.
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I've never seen anything indicating she's a slut.
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I doubt I'll see it in the theaters, but it looks as good as any recent horror movie (yes, just as good as DRAG ME TO HELL).
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How is this original? Ginger Snaps did the whole "teenage sexuality is scary" thing over a decade ago.
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Because she looks and sounds like she's reading straight off them.
Oh, and JUNO was good, but I chalk that up to Ellen Page more than Cody's script. Page sold that movie.
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FUCK THANKS FOR REMINDING ME YOU ASSHOLES.
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...THAN ME. BECAUSE THEY NEVER WILL BE.
SPEAKING OF...WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT MOVIE THAT THE DOUCHBAG FROM SCRUBS MADE? THE ONE IN WHICH EVERYONE WAS RAVING ABOUT BUT WAS A COMPLETE AND TERMINAL BORE? FUCK ME.
THAT AND CODY'S FILMS ARE YET MORE IN A LONG LINE OF PRETENTIOUS SLUDGE IN WHICH ALL OF THE FUCKING CHARACTERS ARE DRASTICALLY AND RADICALLY OVERESTIMATING THEIR OWN IMPORTANCE IN THE UNIVERSE.
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Don't let Xiphos and Stuntcock scare you away from her. As long as she tucked the candy away good I would do her in a second.
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Jul 06, 2009 1:24:47 PM CDT
Palming Diablo's snatch feels like a horse eating from your hand
by professor_monster
Fuck this stripper cunt - in fact fuck the whole anti male twist that happened to this world - well, America at least. I can't wait for Iran to take us over so we can get these broads to SHUT THE FUCK UP allready.
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that this site hasn't been all over the fact that the girl from heroes is getting nekkid in that Beth Cooper movie... seems right up their alley (especially given posts like this one).
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Yeah, I'm FAR from a feminist. I'm crazy right-wing, and I think men and women have very different behaviors and aptitudes. But it's freaky the real hostility that some strange guys here aim at women. Whether it's Megan Fox, ScriptGirl, or any random female celebrity (or politician... look at Palin & Clinton), they have a seething personal hatred that seems almost like a mental illness.
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That would be Garden State, and yes, that movie was pretentious drivel.
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Awww, still can't get a woman to acknowledge your existence? Good thing you don't come across as bitter...
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I think it simply stems from the fact that most of these guys have never had sex, or at least not with an attractive woman, and are therefore desperate to be "better" than these women. The reality is they wouldn't know what to do with a real woman if one fell in their lap.
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Megan Fox needs a lot of makeup to look hot...I saw some makeup-free shots of her and she does not look the same...lots of pimples and very pale...by the way the movie looks like total crap
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Lol - awesome. I'm predicting that will be the best bit of writing in this shitbird of a film.
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Had snakes on a plane! Jennifers body won't have Fox's full naked body so no deal. The trailer sucks it's trying way too hard it's screaming: "THIS IS TRENDY AND FUNNY SEE IT!" So fuck this movie because it looks like a Buffy ripoff anyway. Also I agree with another statement made on this TB Garden State blew ass. And I want to bone not just Fox but the Lucas girl from TF2. Now that woman was hot!
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You dumb little fuck. It's fags like you - "best friends" of the opposite sex that open the door of penis inversion. The whole "can't get a woman" comeback is 8th grade banter. I'm nailed more quiff than tampons, you on the other hand sound like one of these metro-sexual foo foos that know about handbags and high heels. Why don't you go back in your room, drown yourself out with the latest Disney made music selection and dream of getting tea bagged and brown eye rounded by Zac Effon. Let the men talk here smeg lip.
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I love the 'if you won't admit you want to fuck Megan Fox, you're a virgin and hate woman' logic. Wouldn't it be flipped? If you want to fuck Megan Fox because you think she's slutty, has been around the track and would be up for anything... that implies a lack of respect for woman as anything more than a fuck object.
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That's pretty funny, but guys who actually have don't need to boast. I'm not gonna apologize for respecting women. I'm certainly not gonna apologize to some closet homosexual who rolls "Zac Efron" off his tongue at the first sign of conflict. I anticipate your witty retort. Make me laugh.
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and megan fox is shitty in every way.And no im not afraid of hot women...i married an underwear model,shes waaaaay hotter than fox.besides fox is just white trash from florida that mike bay "discovered" wasnt she megatron in TF1 ? I cant remember...fuck it.
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Because that would be super-lame (and super-lame to reveal it in the first half of a trailer).
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But you know it probably is. It's like the "Quarantine" trailer all over again.
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I read the script. Trailer appears slightly misleading.
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Um, anyway wow with the Megan Fox hate. I can understand the Cody hate. Either you are on her vibe or you aren't. That's the way it is with people who have a unique voice - it was one time said about Woody Allen and Albert Books. Slagging on Megan Fox is a little stupid when her biggest roles have been Faith Ford's vapid niece on "Hope and Faith" and eye candy in a robot movie, and vapid eye candy in a bad movie. Her job to this point has been to look pretty and act petty, empty, and stupid. So let's give her a shot here.
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You got me there - GINGER SNAPS is indeed pretty much the same movie. What I mean by 0riginal is that it isn't (a) a lame remake that is a remake INO, and (b) It isn't a shot-for-shot remake under another name. This movie, though it follows a familiar and predictable plot, is at least original. And has hot Evil Megan Fox action. And as Megan Fox > Katherine Isabelle (to a factor of at least 11, and multiply that by millions if you compare fox to the goblin goth sister in SNAPS), ergo this movie is original by my criteria.
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just like megan Fox is so I guess this was a good match. I'm stil not gonna see it though.
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megatron fox has been in movies with way fucking hotter women...yet she gets all the glory.Just shows what we men REALLY want in a woman..tits ass and a big cup of shut up bitch!!
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RTD has not let us down - so far there have been three scenes going on about Ianto and Jack being a couple (bearing no relation to the plot), one gratuitous "There is no God" anecdote and some liberal theft from the works of John Wyndham and Nigel Kneale.
Nice to see RTD isn't likely to start being original or putting plot before his PC obsessions any time soon...
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And what will come first, a sex tape or playboy layout? Do people actually buy playboy still?
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Two words. Ginger Snaps
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Fair enough. There are few completely original ideas out there. I just got a thing against Cody. I find her column for EW unreadable, and I hated Juno. I wish I had come up with the Kevin Williamson analogy - it's utterly perfect, and my guess is that in 10 years she'll be pretty much where he is right now.
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but they sure make seyfried look like shit here, otherwise she's beautiful.
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1.) Megan Fox is overhyped.
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Torchwood has been reliably shit for years.
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I'd agree with that - with Williamson, SCREAM and THE FACULTY were pretty much his best work - well, that and the first few seasons of DAWSON'S CREEK. Since then - zilch. And I don't think the SCREAM sequel / reboot / whatever is going to change his fortunes.
Cody won't be any different. People will tire of the incessant smart-assery in the dialogue - just like with Tarantino, just like with Williamson, and just like with Kevin Smith - and her star will fade. I don't mind her stuff, just as I don't mind Kevin Smith's - but when it gets old, I'm onto something new. She'll be no different.
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True - but this takes the PC obsession to a whole new level. There's an entire subplot devoted to everyone in Ianto's life finding out that he's gay. Adds NOTHING to the main plot or narrative, or the character (well, how can it? Ianto is basically a fucking 2 by 4) - it's just there to keep reminding us all every few seconds that IANTO AND JACK ARE GAY, THEY'RE A COUPLE AND IT'S OKAY!!!
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Wait - JACK IS GAY? Wow.
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That scene with Jack and the single Mother was really good. Because it was actually interesting and explored the whole immortality thing. But they'll never go back to it.
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Jack's immortality could be the most interesting thing in this - handled by a REAL writer, not some hack who just rehashes every other classic SF story then crowbars his "gay is good, God is dead" agenda into it every few scenes.
Interesting subplot regarding Jack having a daughter - Lucy Cohu, a decent actress fucking wasted here - which is predictably thrown away.
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Worst part? 'You take it up the bum.' Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesu Christ.
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"Are you a bender, then? You take it up the bum!"
Ironically, because the overseeing writer/producer is gay, shit like this is seen as relevant and/or edgy. If a straight writer wrote this line, he'd be lucky not to be prosecuted at the BBC.
Put all the gay agenda stuff at the Beeb in with its recent policy of retconning history to fit in with what THEY think it should have been (case in point - black people in general population in around 900AD, in MERLIN, and in around the 1260s, as in ROBIN HOOD recently), and you have the most obvious social engineering since Leni Riefenstahl picked up a camera in Nazi Germany. The irony is, you'll NEVER see the Beeb doing, say, a life story of the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) or having an all-white cast in a remake of ROOTS just to be edgy and relevant.
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Jul 06, 2009 4:11:04 PM CDT
Yes, I invoked the "Nazi quote = end of the argument" thing
by spud mcspud
And I don't care. There's no depth to the hatred I have for the bullshit the Beeb keep putting their PAYING viewers through. It couldn't be LESS representative of the general population of the UK if it fucking tried.
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I stopped watching because it was shit, but that reimagining of history didn't help. It was bad enough in Prince of Thieves, but at least there you had Morgan Freeman acting up a storm and there being some logic behind it.
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I wasn't nauseated! Good job!
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THAT was a great example of there being some actual thought behind it - and putting a Moor in England in that era drove forward the plot as well: the idea that heroism crossed the "friend / enemy" divide, and that both sides had cowards and heroes; and that, eventually, men on both sides eventually fought for what THEY thought was good and right. Freeman's Azeem was a great character, very well written. not so for Costner, though I liked the speech about "Nobility is not a birthright; it's defined by one's actions". It's a very under-rated movie, I think.
Whereas the Beeb's ROBIN HOOD was just embarrassing. They didn't even acknowledge that the Crusades were, to a great extent, based on race - if you were black, you were a Saracen, therefore you were The Enemy - so it wasn't even clear who was fighting who!
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Jul 06, 2009 4:23:14 PM CDT
I JUST EXPECT TIGHTS AND SOCIALISM FROM A ROBIN HOOD MOVIE
by ayatollahsexyback
Russell's package in spandex works for me.
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Jul 06, 2009 4:23:53 PM CDT
Dark Knight sucks, Spielberg's a hack, Megan Fox isn't hot
by mattmanreturns
I love Aint it Cool.
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Spielberg isn't a hack, but AI is a-fucking-trocious.
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As long as he's helming and not just pimping Bay out.
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And a sexy Maid Marian. There must ALWAYS be a sexy Maid Marian!
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Everyone else I've spoken to loved it. How odd.
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He gave the world Shia LeBouef. Fuck you Spielberg!
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Or letting Lucas have anything to do with the story.
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"I'm gonna find you a tighter shirt."
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Oddly, I know a few anti-gay bigots (how THAT comment will come back to bite me in the arse when I'm dissing the final Tennant WHO specials in the months to come!) who aren't particularly SF fans either - who fucking LOVE "TOUCHWOOD". They'd avoid SUPERNATURAL, BSG, LOST, SAPPHIRE AND STEEL, QUATERMASS, DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS - any other quality SF - but TORCHWOOD they love.
Proves how fucking dumbed down the UK has actually become. Stick a few flashy lights and half-arsed SFX on something, and the masses will lap up any old shit, provided it doesn't tax their grey matter too much.
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I didn't hate him as much as I did in the first movie - well, not till I found out Shia was banging the Fox behind BAG's back on the shoot and beyond - but there were only two great things in that movie for me (well, technically three): Teh Hotness that is Megan Fox (well, her jiggling breasticles) and the Spinal Tap UK punk robot that is Jetfire.
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Look, I'll bash Lost plenty. And I had huge issues with LOM and Ashes to Ashes. But they're all fucking masterpieces compared to Torchwank.
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Yeah there were a couple of scenes where I laughed and then was ashamed that I laughed (like the little robot humping Megan Fox's leg). And there was more Starscream/Megatron bickering, so that was nice. All in all, a spectacularly terrible movie, but I'll take that over mediocre and boring (Terminator Salvation) any day.
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I enjoyed LIFE ON MARS, but hated that fucking ending - especially how they tried to make it more mysterious in ASHES TO ASHES, but it just sounded more confusing - did he die jumping off the building then? Did he REALLY go back to 1973? If so, did he REALLY die in a shoot-out on the Thames? So HOW did Alex hear about Sam Tyler then? Oh balls to it! Same with ASHES TO ASHES - it makes no sense, especially the end of series 2. And NOBODY CARES ANYWAY - at this point, Sam and Ziggy could pop up and have Alex say "Oh boy," and I wouldn't care. Because the time travel thing IS THE MOST BORING BIT - all we all want to see is more DCI Gene hunt kicking ass and taking names!
In fact, I'd have a third series called HALF THE WORLD AWAY (or some similarly smart-arsed Oasis/Blur shitty title) where DCI Gene hunt wakes up in the twenty-first century. Then starts kicking ass and taking names. Call it cryogenics, we don't care - so long as we get Gene Hunt in charge of some new recruits, doing the new stuff old school.
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Will somebody put to rest or reveal the urban legend --that I first heard here on AICN -- that Megan Fox befriended Michael Turner (writer/penciler of 'Fathom') when she was a kid at a comic convention, and he developed the character with her in mind?
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You nailed it. I enjoyed LOM when it was Sam and Gene kicking ass. Oddly, it's one of the few shows where I fucking hated the mythology and wanted to spend time with the characters.
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Bollocks!
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I just got back tonight from seeing TERMINATOR SALVATION for the first time. WHY is that mediocre and boring? The action was top notch, the robot fight scenes were actually watchable, there was some very welcome action geography going on (ie I could see from cut to cut where characters were, where they were going, and how they got there), the plot was fine (apart from the silly ending - why would Marcus do that? Are there no pacemakers in the future?!?) and the acting was top notch. Mrs Spud-To-Be is now hopelessly in lust with Sam Worthington, I have further cemented my love for the Bryce, and Anton Yelchin has stolen yet another movie - that's a hat trick (he ruled in CHARLIE BARTLETT, stole his scenes in STAR TREK - "I know how to do that! I know how to do THAT!!!" - and was a dead ringer for Biehn in SALVATION). Generally, apart from the mighty Michael Ironside sleepwalking through his unreasonable general part, the acting was excellent (even Moon Bloodgood, who is basically a masculine Tia Carrere) and it had the tone I wanted to see - MAD MAX 2 meets TRANSFORMERS meets WAR OF THE WORLDS. Great movie! Why did you hate it?!?
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It was a pretty fast moving actioner. Now, the TV series, THAT was shit
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I just found the plot messy and unfocused, and the action very uninvolving. I liked the look of the movie, but that was all. I'm not gonna trash anybody for liking it (after all, the great Dickblood liked it), but I personally couldn't wait for it to end.
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**SPOILERS**
I'll give you how crap the ending was - why does everyone suddenly think they should kill their own tame Terminator, their own link to Skynet (who, coincidentally, has all Skynet's data up in that big square head of his) to save their dumbass leader? Why not find a fucking pacemaker? They have a fully-equipped med centre - but can't find a pacemaker?
Apparently an earlier draft ended with John dying, but the Resistance having data on the tech required to put human skin on a T-800. They strip Marcus, who is already half-skinned, and take the dead john's skin on his chassis - then Marcus takes on John's mantle. This could have also given the very talented Bryce Dallas Howard some meaty stuff to play - I'd have had her fall in love with Marcus/John in the sequel, and feel guilty about it, because under the skin, Marcus is the enemy - and not her husband, though he has his face. Marcus was a strong and well-written character, and was well-equipped to help and even lead the Resistance - why kill him off?
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My bro sent me a link to the finale. The start of S3 is amazing, but really... the fuck?
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He looked bored shitless in certain scenes. Though I did cheer when I saw Shane Hurlbut in the credits. WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND? OH, DA-DE-DA-DE-DAH!
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Absolutely fucking stupid. And not in a good way, either. The decision they take at the end are astronomically fucking unbelievable.
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By the end I didn't really care. It wasn't the story I wanted to see. I wanted to see John sending Reese back in time, and then getting killed by the terminator in T3 that said "I killed you." Maybe we will, although the plot synopsis of the next movie doesn't sound like it will grant my wish. But I would've liked to see some of that innovation. McG got the visuals right, but failed to invest me in the characters and story. But that's just me. I'm glad some people enjoyed it and wish I could have.
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Oh, I watched it. HATE.
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Amazing effect.
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wouldn't mind her being on top of Fox though...
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I wanted to walk out of that movie, and I had free tickets.
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Wasn't it basically T2 with a different Terminator? With TITS?
You can't hate the highway chase, where they flip a fucking CRANE (awesome practical effects in that scene!), and that's a fantastic fight they have near the end with the T-X vs the T-800. Then there's that great idea of Sarah stashing guns in her coffin, the bit near the very end where we see T-1s and H-Ks come to life and kick off Judgment Day - and then that ending... my God - THAT ENDING! JUDGMENT DAY REALLY HAPPENS!!!
I REALLY don't get the hate for that movie. And Nick Stahl is more watchable than Ed "SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEEEEEEAK" Furlong will EVER be. Oh, and Arnie got to be badass again - none of this "don't kill people" bollocks.
I LIKED T3. Would've been nice to see John die at the hands of an Arnie model, but I think McG was too enamoured at the thought of a TERMINATOR trilogy starring Bale to think of finishing him off.
Should've gone with the "John dies, replaced by Marcus with John's skin" idea... -
I liked (not loved) the action. Nick Stahl is the best Connor, imo. It had Arnold (sorry, a Terminator movie needs Arnold... just as Indiana Jones needs Harrison Ford). T3 had a dark as shit ending, not a bullshit ending like T4.
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There was a TERMINATOR Expanded Universe novel - can't quite remember the title (FUTURE WAR maybe?) - where it ends as John gets into the time Displacement chamber, then sees the Arnie T-800 go through into time, then the T-1000, then the T-X, then a few more models that are indistinct to look at... Just the suggestion that there were so many other Terminators, all being sent to kill Sarah Connor, was very cool. Shame it got ignored for a basic origin story for new character Marcus, that ended when they did away with him, and that will now become some boring-ass John Connor trilogy that we DON'T FUCKING NEED. Marcus was strong enough to carry two more movies - should have done away with John and had Marcus become him - Bale's happy (he gets to play Marcus-as-John), fans are happy (mind-boggling twist ending) and McG's happy (he gets to have a bionic John Connor that can interface with Skynet by brain!).
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WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THEM! The characters always tell us what is going to happen, and then IT DOES! What's so fucking cool about that? Shit.
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Firstly why are so many so hostile?
She has just started in her craft, and is getting obvious roles at this stage. This role was added probably to get her more experience. She is young and hot and can learn along the way, and I predict has a lot of staying power. She will be a star for a long time, and a better actor with time. I for one look forward to seeing her in future films and expect her to show her acting skills. Horror films are not my thing, but I will see this one. -
At least it would've made me feel something, and would've added something to the mythos, something we didn't already know. It would've pissed a lot of people off, but I'm not sure that's a bad thing.
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Acting-well okay she's a body that emotes randomly. But whatever. She'll be forgotten soon enough. The next Giant Robot movie w/ her will likely be the last-odds on her career length afterwards? anyone? egg timer? Diablo Cody-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Whatever folks, just a whacky Cyndy Lauper character who happens to write for Hollywood. What's the big deal pro or con?
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We all can say now that we would have embraced the original ending to TS, but honestly, I think it would have not gone over well if they went that route. A lot of fans would bitch about it being a stunt ending, ruining the whole point of the franchise, diminishing Sarah Connor's (and the whole resistance's) sacrifices, etc. I think the original ending would have been interesting, but I think it's flawed in its own ways too. So, Marcus became an Obi Wan to John's Luke in this one. Nothing groundbreaking, for sure, but nothing gimmicky either. As an aside, I found TS kind of uninspired.
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I do not write shit to amuse you - I write it to amuse myself. BTW - I meant to write "I've plugged more quiff than tampons" but I was so angry at you I hit the wrong keys. And I stand by my sexism - ugly women are the seeds of this shit and they get attractive women to listen because as well know attractive women have never had to work for anything in their lives. Their brains stop at 13, only their desire for more money grows - which is why most of them are married to ugly rich men - and they fuck the poolboy when he is done raking the dead leaves and used condoms from the grotto. I'm happy with my life as a poolboy, same as Diablo Cody is happy being a novelty that wore off 3 min into her first film. I'd love to see a good anti-female film where the bad boys don't learn a fucking lesson by the end.
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Might I suggest the mighty IN THE COMPANY OF MEN, starring Aaron Eckhart. that's a detestably misogynistic movie right there.
I understabd what you're saying, but it's hard to make a movie like that without you looking like an absolute woman hater. Though I live in the UK, and it's really easy to hate the majority of the fucked-up bitches here that pass for females. -
They'd most likely say that this, much like Juno was, will be a giant overrated wankfest. After hearing the atrocious "let me show how indie rock and pretentious I am" dialogue from Juno and an interview with Cody stating that this was her movie about getting back at the cheerleader crowd from her high school, I'm thoroughly convinced this chick needs to shut up, get over herself, and stick to stripping.
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REALLY? thats fucked.
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She's still carrying that shit around with her? It wasn't the cheerleaders who made her take out her tits for dollar bills while "Pour Some Sugar on Me" basted in the background. That road is taken by those who I was referring to - brains stopping at 13.
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it was my undying love for arrested development that led me to juno. guess i was expecting to see Michael and George Michael. instead all i got was middle-aged bitterness stuffed in a teens mouth. come back john hughes.
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IN TIME YOU WILL GROW TO LOVE ME BUT JUST TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE BOTTOM IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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Anyone who has read her memoir knows she can write. Seyfried is amazing as is the kid who played Beaver Casablancas in Veronica Mars.
To those of you jumping on the critisizing site bandwagon...Shut the fuck up. I'd like to see you run a website daily. These people deserve to have a life as well. And complaining that there is a legitimate news story on here instead of the fan boy stuff we bitch about is really fucking lame. Go fuck your self. -
Juno was good once i got used to the way main characters talked. I am sure most of you guys were wondering, but no girls in real life don't talk like that. Diablo Cody may be overrated but she has paved the way for more female written features that can appeal to the non oprah viewer.
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Jul 06, 2009 7:41:35 PM CDT
I usually come down on the Megan's hot side of the arguement.
by malificus
But I gotta say every time I see her lately she's profoundly not really pretty. I see pics of her at premieres where she just looks incredible, but then I see her on TV in interviews and she looks haggard and skanky and most importantly, BORING. Megan Fox seems boring as hell in interviews, she just seems fed up and disinterested and if I was in a crowd of people out at dinner and a girl acted like she does I'd fucking never hang with those mutual friends again. She really seems very skanky, like she's wearing extra perfume to cover up the fact she hasn't washed or something. Ewwwwww...
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YOU MEAN ONE HALFWAY GOOD FLICK THEN TOTAL SHITE THEN ENDLESS BITCHING ABOUT HOW HIS HORRID SUPERMAN SCRIPT NEVER GOT OPTIONED?
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Jul 06, 2009 7:44:09 PM CDT
Don't forget casting your hacky, twig wife in every flick as wel
by malificus
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you really are attention starved. Is the any point or truth to anything you have said?
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BECAUSE I INVENTED THIS TALKBACK
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She is VASTLY overrated. I don't mean to attack her, but all the press and attention she gets is pretty fucking undeserved.
She, by her own admission, hasn't done a great deal of acting to justify the fame, so it's all about the image she presents. And she is doing the rounds and saying all the right shit to make guys flip for her - she loves sexy underwear, she'll take care of her man, of course she'd love to fuck a woman. It's the A-Z of cliche shit for an aspiring actress/model/singer to say to get the guys drooling over them. It's cynical, it's degrading (how can you respect a woman who doesn't respect herself?) and it's as transparent as all hell.
If she turns out to be a decent actress, I'll eat my words. But for now, she's the typical young celebrity desperate to keep the gravy train moving by any means necessary. Someone mentioned Anna Faris earlier, she's the complete opposite of Fox - more talented, more beautiful in a classical way (pretty from every angle, while Fox occasionally looks like a transvestite), yet doesn't get the same level of press.
Oh, and Scriptgirl is a worthless twat using her body for a slight chance of money and success (glorified Youtube whore!), Sarah Palin is a pandering, right wing, religious nut-job who got in way over her head and only got as far as she did due to OK looks and the "Aw shucks" factor playing well to the in-bred's. Clinton is the polar opposite, she at least has some brains in her head.
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really good horror film.
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Where there are a lot of cobwebs.
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And I'm not sure I get the rampant hate it's getting. Sure, the dialogue is clunky at best but many horror flicks have some shitty dialogue and terrible acting.
Her voice was quite grating in the trailer though, every little one-liner was like fingernails on a chalk board. If it's that way for the whole movie, it'll be kind of hard to get into the gory/painfully cynical "sexy" bits.
"I go both ways", yeah, I bet you fucking do you. It's that pandering shit again, it really bugs me. -
They need to use the song Jennifers Body by Hole in this somewhere...
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Why pay $12 bucks to see less than I've already seen?Call me when Megan teams up with the North Pole and shows that she actually has some talent.
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Jul 06, 2009 9:09:18 PM CDT
TITBAG - YES, LET'S SEE WHERE THIS RELATIONSHIP TAKES US
by bringingsexyback
Who knows, you might end up one of the Professionals. You like Bale don't you?
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Who doesn't like Bale.
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generally liked it
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Jul 06, 2009 9:19:19 PM CDT
I will say this for Fox...she knows her value and her place.
by conspiracy
I honestly think she is pretty savvy. The girl has all but admitted she can't act, that she is nothing but window dressing and that her real talent is having that "Dirty Trailer Whore" look that is popular right now. Street smart cookie that she is, she is riding that gift, like she rode Bays Fucking Tool, all the way to the bank. Sure...She'll be gone in 60 seconds, but who fucking cares...she'll be gone with a snatch full of cash. As long as she avoids the smack and the leeches, this chick won't have to work again...unless it is to satisfy her cravings, or keep her skill set sharp, out at the Bunny Ranch.
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It's not like Rhona Mitra's busy or anything. The fuck?
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She too damn flat chested
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the hottest stripper in Tennessee. Not gonna touch her, not gonna give her more than $2.
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Even with implants no fucking way will she pull off the British accent.
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But even fake boobies can't fill Angelinas unitard!
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But if she does, thre will be a lot of people "pulling" for her.!
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She will have two more 'hits' in her that are no thanks to her talent or contribution. Sort of like Tobey Maguire. Then she will fade into skankydom to be replaced by next hot young thing. 11 years from now she will be on some internet reality show. 12 years from now she will marry some geek from these boards who struck it rich inventing a combination whack off machine popcorn maker dvd player. 17 years from now, after the geek has been sued for all his money for selling a defective product that buttered and pops dudes dicks instead of the corn (well some guys liked it), she will leave the geek and become a regular on the has been internet porn scene.
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yes, that's credible.
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Jul 06, 2009 10:26:43 PM CDT
PROBLEM IS, ANGELINA DOESN'T NEED LARA CROFT SINCE
by ayatollahsexyback
she scored Brad Pitt. But she did Wanted. Go figure. Ah fuck it, I'm just gonna play Underworld instead.
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She is this generations Pamela Anderson...only on the big screen, and skankier.That said..I bet she is one wicked, nasty fuck...the kinda girl who would befriend teen aged runaways in Hollywood and film the sex. The Bullseye tattoo'ed above her ass crack says more than a Million interviews or talkback rants.
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but Christ she was full-on adorable in Mama Mia. I'd give anything to sniff her bum.
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"Think playing a telepathic Southern hottie involves sage, séances and other supernatural stuff? Well think again, because for True Blood heroine Anna Paquin, work involves dropping trow on occasion!
"It's a sexy vampire show," the HBO star says in an interview with AOL Television, "and yes, there's more getting it on, so to speak."
Paquin, who plays sweet, clairvoyant Sookie Stackhouse on HBO's cult hit, doesn't seem bothered by all the nudity required of her on the show.
"I feel fine," Paquin says. "Although the way that people ask me about it all the time, I feel like maybe I should feel uptight about it. But I really don't."
Shooting those steamy scenes with costar and real-life love Stephen Moyer only makes it easier.
"Obviously, if you're already with that person then you're not having to sort of get over the 'Wow, I'm naked with someone that I don't even know the middle name of!'" she laughs.
"I think that regardless of what kind of scene you're doing, the better you know the person ... the more open and real your performance can be," she adds. "And that goes for stunt scenes and heavy emotional scenes and sex scenes. OK, so I have a little bit of a leg up in that particular area with my on-screen [partner]."
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How much you wanna bet some geek is furiously pounding the pisser right now while working on the plans for the 'Whack off- buttered popcorn maker DVD Buddy'?
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Jul 06, 2009 10:37:44 PM CDT
fox and jolie both look like dirty sluts
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
jolies kids are ugly
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If not for Officer Danny Kim, we'd be fucking around in a Janet Wood obit ...
"EL SEGUNDO, Calif. — An actress who starred on the hit television series "Three's Company" has been arrested in Southern California and cited for drunken driving. Police say Joyce DeWitt, who played the character Janet Wood on the popular show, was pulled over Saturday afternoon after she drove past a barricade near a park in El Segundo.
Sgt. Danny Kim says an officer arrested the 60-year-old DeWitt after he observed signs she had been drinking and gave her field sobriety tests.
Kim says DeWitt was booked at the Police Department, cited and released on her own recognizance.
A telephone listing for DeWitt was not immediately available."
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Jul 06, 2009 10:40:07 PM CDT
toadkillerdog..Megan Fox will inspire the next Billy Mays!
by conspiracy
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No one can replace Billy Mays. He was one of a kind. Who's gonna sell the Awesome Auger now?!
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Fuck happened to him?!
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And why do we need more of it?
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Same goes for Hawaiian and Stuntcock Mike
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Check her wikipedia page like I often do on steamy nights. She debunks it.
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You go girl...out with a snoot full doing the town! Loved your delicious milky plump, unencumbered Cans back in the late 1970s...dropped many a 12yr old load to your visage. Not as Hot as Suzanne Summers or the uber leggy Pricilla Barnes...but your petite bananna knockers and wide apple assed hotness beat the the Fuck outta Jennilee Harrison.
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Jul 06, 2009 10:46:15 PM CDT
I DON'T KNOW HOW MEGAN CAN SHOW HER TOE THUMB IN PUBLIC
by ayatollahsexyback
That thing is hideous!
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Maybe I should ask twitch
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Like his site..funny as fuck...but we need those rascals back.
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They have yet to make a truly awesome Croft movie to match the game, so thank Bale there's still hope.
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But AIBN is my place of worship.
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But it looks all kinds of fun.
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Discuss.
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Jul 06, 2009 10:54:25 PM CDT
CONSPIRACY - THAT WOULDA BEEN A GREAT POST FOR HER OBIT
by ayatollahsexyback
It's touching!!!
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Even Toadkillers must sleep
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Bale be with you.
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Jul 06, 2009 11:03:22 PM CDT
the harry potter reviews on rt has the cum ready to
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
burst through my dick so hard that not even megan fox can drink it all up. slut. hot slut.
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Just registered my acct, etc. I'm a fucking Apostle of His Word. Praise be to Bale!
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The latest in the shitty franchise that has no ending and some really crap acting.
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THASTFUCKINGGENIUSLETSFUCKEACHOTHEROMFG
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Welcome to the convent!! A fine Baleiver you will make, no doubt. Praise be, we are one more. Soon we will be all.
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FYI, a convent is where nuns live, maybe you are thinking of a ( not a joke here ) Rectory!
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Jul 06, 2009 11:42:03 PM CDT
Harry Crapper and the Order of SOME SHIT THING I FOJND!
by lockesbrokenleg
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Jul 06, 2009 11:47:45 PM CDT
Harry Potter: Herminone and the Curse of Victorias Secret.
by conspiracy
You are a delicious girl Emma...but here are two words to take to heart the next time you are out doing the town and the cameras are present...."Brazilian Wax".
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makes more sense! Join us, Morbius or be Left Behind.
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Dewitt has a luscious set of free swinging, mouth watering, jiggly jammy flesh pacifiers back in the day...and a perfectly shaped, pillowy pushing potty dropper as well.
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Nice LaHaye/Jenkins reference.Didn't know the site was up and running. Check it out ASAIC.
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Saw it in S.T.U.D. DEACON FROST prequels. Those will fucking suck dickneck. What is this world coming to? That Daybreakers looks pretty cool and ORIGINAL. Jennifer's Body will get raped by AICN way before September. That shit will make 30 or 40 mil tops. Diablo Cody's dialogue is cute but does every chick in all of her screenplays have to talk like fucking Juno. Can you say "really tired, really fast"
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I mean, seriously.One f-bomb? Plus "suggested nudity"? What the fuck happened to movies? Is this the new PG-13 world?
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Jason Reitman was the X component to the Juno success story. Diablo Cody gets credit out the wazoo, but it was Jason's passion and keen eye for comedic moments that made her writing pop. We'll see if Diablo can make it happen in less capable hands but US of Tara's unevenness is not a good sign.
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But apparently they're going to trim out the wit, strong acting and scares. This movie looks like shit....we just don't need any more films from 'the vaj of Diablo Cody'. Talentless fucking whore.
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She will be the next Shannon Elizabeth.
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I'm still on here most of the day. HOD has all kinds of crazy shit going on. Danny's pretty much retired from AICN though.
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"I try to get out but BALE PULLS ME BACK IN!"
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Woah, that shot where she unzips her sweater and whispers 'you want it?' is doing me damage.
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Yet I continue to bate to him.
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Then it's off to the curb after I got it.
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just go to aintitbalenews.com
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Fox 'Cleaned Bay's Car In Audition'
Megan Fox was forced to lather up and clean a Ferrari to land her breakthrough role in Transformers, according to a British film critic.
The sexy actress shot to superstardom after appearing in 2007's Transformers and this year's sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
But the star's start in Hollywood was anything but glamorous, after director Michael Bay made her clean his expensive car as part of her audition for the role, according to U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons.
He writes in his film column for the Observer newspaper, "He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her."
And Soloman insists Fox was concerned as to where the footage may have ended up - quizzing an embarrassed Bay over the bizarre audition.
He adds, "She said she didn't know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed - 'Er, I don't know where it is either'. "
Fox and Bay have had a famously rocky professional relationship - last month Fox took a swipe at the auteur's filmmaking stating that the Transformers sequel was "not a movie about acting". Bay hit back, branding the beauty "ridiculous" while telling her she "had growing up to do".
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so she can get a clue
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You still amuse me. "I'd love to see a good anti-female film where the bad boys don't learn a fucking lesson by the end." I actually would love to see that. Just because I'm not a woman hater doesn't mean I don't acknowledge that there are a lot of fucked up bitches out there.
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24 hour MJ Memorial?
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Tribute is over at 3.
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I'm seeing this guy everywhere. Good actor but he must possess the saddest facial expression on earth.
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Goodbye Michael.
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They GOTTA put up a webcam at the grave site to capture the insanity over the next year...we are talking EMMY award winning type reality tv here people.
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WATCH HIM SLOWLY DECAY. WAIT NO. I'VE ALREADY SEEN THAT. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHH
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he/she was much funnier.
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at the same time kicking his kid on stage during a three hour tribute
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Tito and whats his name won't have to bag groceries in San Diego No-Mo..uh huh...cuz MJ is gonna make more dead than Bigmac and 2pack combined! Face it...the Jackson clan just hit the fucking lottery.
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So much hate and anger flying around--it's like someone gave internet to Jame Gumb from Silence of the Lambs and Cary Elwes from Kiss the Girls and just let them loose. I'm probably not going to see this mediocre looking movie either, but that doesn't mean I have to describe myself raping the screenwriter. Jesus.
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Because current MTV is a fucking trainwreck that plays episodes of Scrubs. SCRUBS. Let that sink in a moment. MTV, once the bastion of all that was cool, a network that rebelled against authority and taught millions of teenagers what was fashionable in music and film and exposed many to great artists, both musical and visual alike, is now showing episodes of Scrubs. A show that has been syndicated on other major networks for years. How do they stay "relevant"? By posting viewers' TWITTER responses onscreen. Fucking TWITTER. That's how MTV stays cool? I can't believe some fucking 12 year old gets paid to program and direct this shitty network.
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will end up a serial killer?
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I am amazed by the venom aimed at Megan Fox. However at this site it is understandable. An average geek will not get close to a girl anything like Megan fox in his whole life. So if a goddess is beyond reach you try to tear them down to your miserable level, because somehow that seems to even the unfair universe. I am sure that she has lasting power and give her advice to shrug off stuff like this (she will) and be confident in doing more in the future. So don't hate her because she is too good for you. Be thankful for the opportunity to look at her. There are too many ugly women in the world anyway.
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You are the female Keanu Reeves that just stepped off the short bus. Don't start acting(if possible) so high and mighty or we'll send you back home on that short bus. Now smile and look pretty..good girl.
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I realise I am coming to this late but there's no way in hell you can criticise the quality of Cody's dialogue. I'm sorry, but raising the criticism that teenagers don't speak like that is comlete bullshit because no script could capture the way teenagers speak effectively, nor the way people speak in general.All film dialogue is stylised to some degree so slating Cody for her dialogue is just bullshit. People once lovd Tarantino and Smith for their dialogue and nobody ever speaks like that. Nobody, nowhere. Maybe we'd like to speak in such a witty and fluent manner but the repartee of film writers bears about as much resemblance to normal conversation as film sex does to real sex.Cody presents a stylised version of adolescence, nothing more, therefore she does her job perfectly - she integrates some up-to-date vernacular and has her characters deliver it with no stumbles, repetitions, slurs or stutters. Ever listen to teenagers speak when they think they're away from adults? All they do is swear...
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MEGAN FOX WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU WITH LINDSAY LOHAN'S COOCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Yeah, tangle with me in the TORCHWOOD Talkback bitch - you don't know who you fuckin' with! FUCKING AMATEUR!!! -
I'm with you, brother. I remember when the UK first got Sky in around 1987, I got my first satellite TV in '89 - glued to MTV 24/7, it was the greatest channel on there. To see it becoming the fucking hacl advertising shill that it's become, selling out actually educating the kids on pop culture to just trying to push unnecessary shit on them for money for those decrepit corporate fuckwhores...
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I am sick of her getting known as a former stripper. She was a writer for a local free newspaper, the City Pages, and did a story where she was a stripper for a couple days. Writer, not stripper.
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you ahould all be ashamed of yourselves for most of the comments in this talkback...
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Fuck yeah, what did that bitch ever do for me!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRZmqwDsY0k
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