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Boborci. Kurtzman. Kane. VIEWMASTER. Movie.

Merrick here...
FRINGE writer/co-producer Brad Caleb Kane is developing a VIEWMASTER movie for DreamWorks. Yes, it's based on this toy:

Writin it for the Kurtzman/Orci boys! It'll be like the old 80's Amblin movies: Goonies, Young Sherlock... In that vein.
...says the Kane's Twittering, which can be found HERE. I think I have a way to make this work: shoot the film in really good 3D...the movie is nothing but a progression of freeze frames (one every minute or so)...and we only hear what's happening between the "KA-CLICK, KA-CLICK" of the changing frames. I can't wait...and I know you can't, either. I'm unclear as to the lineage of this information - http://www.greekgeek.de/ may've been the first to acknowledge Brad's Twitter post, but I'm not sure. Maybe Jodie Foster can be in the movie? After all, she was in this commercial...


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  • July 3, 2009, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Huh?

    by BoggyCreekBeast

    April Fool- er, it's July 3rd!

  • July 3, 2009, 10:33 a.m. CST

    VIEMASTER!!!

    by champvinyl

    HURRAH!!!

  • July 3, 2009, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Kurtzman and Orci could write Goonies quality?

    by photoboy

    I don't think so. If they wrote the Goonies, Sloth would have pissed on Mama Fratelli and then exposed his hairy ass on camera.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Missing the obvious....

    by Sw0rdfish

    52 Pick-Up: The Motion Picture!

  • July 3, 2009, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Rubik the Amazing Cube....

    by robotdevil

    Why no movie version of "Rubik the Amazing Cube" yet? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubik,_the_Amazing_Cube

  • July 3, 2009, 10:38 a.m. CST

    About as funny as the Asteroids movie bit...oh, wait...

    by cthulu660

    That was for real?

  • July 3, 2009, 10:38 a.m. CST

    phaedrus007

    by Merrick

    Didn't they do that, to some degree, in Bay's first TRANSFORMERS movie?

  • July 3, 2009, 10:38 a.m. CST

    I have a way to make this work

    by Toilet_Terror

    Go to Walmart, buy a Viewmaster. Knock yourself out. (I always liked the Disneyland one myself)

  • July 3, 2009, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Yeah I loved my viewmaster! Had the old Batman tv show on it

    by Stormwatcher

    trippy shit. awesome

  • July 3, 2009, 10:39 a.m. CST

    What's next?

    by ackack

    A movie version of the breakfast I'm fixing now.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Fair point... I stand corrected.

    by robotdevil

  • July 3, 2009, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Hollywood has officially run out of ideas!

    by Mr. Pricklepants

    How the hell do you make a movie out of a toy like that?

  • July 3, 2009, 10:44 a.m. CST

    It could be worse

    by The StarWolf

    At least it isn't a remake.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:44 a.m. CST

    PuppetMaster can be in control of the ViewMaster...

    by PennsyDeux

    World sufficiently threatened.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:49 a.m. CST

    block of cheese the movie part one: rise of the camembert

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Hungry Hungry Hippos: The Motion Picture

    by Logan_1973

    Starring Jack Black. You know it's coming...

  • July 3, 2009, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Checking the calendar...Nope not April 1st.

    by Clavius

    So I guess I can safely say....<br> <br>ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS?!

  • July 3, 2009, 10:51 a.m. CST

    but really, remember a movie from the 80's about a delorean?

    by ironic_name

    its what they do with the material that counts.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Hollywood RIP

    by christian66

    Dead and buried with the help of gravediggers like Orci and Kurtzman. I doubt Orci will be popping in to defend this blatant whoring stupidity. Imagine these hacks during the meeting, nodding like epileptics on blow: "Oh, fantastic idea! We were just talking about Viewmaster the other day and how it would be an exciting franchise built on a popular brand! I mean, that's all films are today right? Check please!"

  • July 3, 2009, 10:53 a.m. CST

    An Angry Letter

    by Pink_Loyd

    What's it take for the Hollywood Illuminati, the respectful few, to get rise up against this shit storm? The Clooneys, Redford's, any fucking player with an iota of self respect that still represents a little damn integrity. *Sigh*

  • July 3, 2009, 10:53 a.m. CST

    WHEEL-O: The Movie

    by Clavius

    But the production will have it's ups and downs I'm sure. BWA HA HA HA HA HA

  • July 3, 2009, 10:53 a.m. CST

    These guys suck

    by GeorgieBoy

    Star Trek was stupid (entertaining, perhaps, but stupid.)

  • July 3, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

    EASY BAKE OVEN: THE MOVIE

    by Clavius

    You will believe you can cook with a lightbulb.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

    I'm quiting my low paying job right this second

    by skimn

    and moving to Hollywood. First I'll clean out my attic with all my childhood shit, and make a mint on development deals. Clacker balls:the movie, Pog:the movie.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

    PS-

    by Pink_Loyd

    Were heading for Mike Judge's "Idiocracy".

  • July 3, 2009, 10:55 a.m. CST

    LITE BRITE: THE MOVIE

    by Clavius

    Starring Simon Pegg

  • July 3, 2009, 10:56 a.m. CST

    ETCH-A-SKETCH: THE MOVIE

    by Clavius

    He came to shake up the art world.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:57 a.m. CST

    LIFE SIZE INFLATABLE FUCK DOLL: THE MOVIE

    by Clavius

    Starring Megan Fox

  • July 3, 2009, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Jesus fucking Christ

    by ColonelFatheart

    Jesus fucking Christ

  • July 3, 2009, 10:58 a.m. CST

    ironic_name

    by ackack

    but the delorean wasn't the starting point for back to the future

  • July 3, 2009, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Ice Cube The Movie - Summer 2012

    by ackack

    And its exciting prequel - Water the movie - following the next summer.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:59 a.m. CST

    "shake up the art world"

    by skimn

    Good one.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:59 a.m. CST

    I loved the Dracula, Wolfman and Frankenstien reels!

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    Most of us kids thought those monster reels were from some stop-motion films that we hadn't seen. The detail of the sets and puppets for those reels were amazing. I always enjoyed my Spider-man Talking View Master set which was one of the best Christmas presents I ever received.

  • July 3, 2009, 11 a.m. CST

    Oh crap, we're giving them ideas!

    by ackack

  • July 3, 2009, 11:01 a.m. CST

    AICN- Still Baiting Us To Have an Irate Talkback... Come on

    by YackBacker

    Every day it seems you guys post an item that's meant to incite the ire of geeks. We'll all declare "Hollywood is dead" or "Stop with the remakes!!!" whenever these types of projects are announced. But what's happening is that AICN is becoming an even bigger bitch session than usual. We're not talking about movies anymore- we're just yelling about stupidity. Yea, it might make the daily traffic tick up a little bit, but in the long run you're going to lose the truly loyal readers. This is becoming the MAURY POVICH SHOW of Pop Culture. Please consider a return to worthwhile genre movie news. I hear there might be a BATMAN movie being made some time in the next couple of years... anything on that?

  • July 3, 2009, 11:01 a.m. CST

    @ironic_name

    by robotdevil

    Back to the Future was not "about a Delorian". It was about a kid who goes back in time and meets his own parents. The fact that the time machine was built from a Delorian is completely incidental (it wasn't even in the original script). Nobody woke up one day and said "Lets make a movie about a Delorian" and then wrote back to the future, someone said "Lets make a movie about a guy who gets to back in time and meet his parents" and then added in cool little details as the film developed -- the exact opposite of what's happening here where some douchebag is (once again) reaching back to a nostalgic 1980s toy and saying "lets find a way to make a movie about this."

  • July 3, 2009, 11:04 a.m. CST

    LOG: THE MOVIE (Get John K. on the phone NOW!)

    by Clavius

    What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog?<br> <br>What's great for a snack and fits on your back?<br> <br>it's LOG, LOG, LOG!<br> <br>it's LOG, it's LOG, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.<br> <br>it's LOG, it's LOG, it's better than BAD, it's GOOD!

  • July 3, 2009, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Fisher Price Farm: The Movie

    by Tin Snoman

    "No, wait, don't open the barn door!" "MOOOOOOOOO!"

  • July 3, 2009, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Playing card stuck in you tire spokes

    by Toilet_Terror

    THE MOVIE

  • July 3, 2009, 11:08 a.m. CST

    WEEBLES: THE MOVIE

    by Clavius

    "In a world were everyone wobbles but doesn't fall down, one weeble dared to do the impossible, HE FELL DOWN!"

  • July 3, 2009, 11:08 a.m. CST

    ackack & phaedrus007

    by ironic_name

    I know it was originally a fridge, I know its not the point of the movie. and I see what you are saying and I agree it wasn't a movie built around a product, but I was making an example of what can be done with an innocuous object. <P> this movie will be at best 'indian in the cupboard' quality, not a BTTF quality product, but if they try hard, they might make a nice children's picture.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Garbage can

    by Toilet_Terror

    THE MOVIE

  • July 3, 2009, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Barbequed sausages

    by Toilet_Terror

    THE MOVIE

  • July 3, 2009, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Filthy old umbrella

    by Toilet_Terror

    THE MOVIE

  • July 3, 2009, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Pile of ancient high school homework

    by Toilet_Terror

    THE MOVIE

  • July 3, 2009, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Cops eating doughnuts

    by Toilet_Terror

    THE MOVIE

  • July 3, 2009, 11:12 a.m. CST

    "Writin' it for the Kurtzman Orci boys".....

    by The Dark Shite

    Because they can't write it for themselves. <p> Marmite the movie.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    A silly concept doesn't make

    by Toilet_Terror

    A MOVIE

  • July 3, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Pogo stick: The movie.

    by The Dark Shite

  • July 3, 2009, 11:21 a.m. CST

    In defense of this movie

    by Continentalop

    Stephen King once wrote an OK horror story called the Sun Dog about a phantom dog that appeared only in the photos of a polaroid camera. I could imagine his pitch for it: "It is about this polaroid camera..." <p> So the idea you have a movie built around and old toy doesn't bother me. WHAT BOTHERS ME is the people who are going to write it, that is where I lose faith.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Slip and Slide: The Motion Picture

    by Tin Snoman

    STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

  • July 3, 2009, 11:25 a.m. CST

    This will be like Zathura or Jumanji, I'd bet

    by Ye Not Guilty

    VIEWMASTER reels come to life! Peril ensues!

  • July 3, 2009, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Kurtzman & Orci

    by Kenshiro_187

    The Movie

  • July 3, 2009, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Let me guess..

    by The Dark Shite

    They'll be bringing out a new type of viewmaster with fancy graphics & stuff, which this shitfest will "just happen" to co-incide with.<p>

  • July 3, 2009, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Cool but strange

    by moneymouth77

    It'll be one of those movie-glassesn things you'll see guys on busses wearing... could be cool, will def be weird.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Viewmaster sucked...the best was the...

    by Cellar Door

    ..little handheld film viewer that was a hand cranked mini screen that would show a reel of film in a cassette. only about 20 seconds or so but it was frame for frame from the film. my personal favorite was a clip from Star Wars when Han & Luke are fighting off the Tie-Fighters after escaping the Death Star. It was the last one that is coming right at the camera and explodes spectacularly. you could go frame by frame in exquisite detail forwards and backwards. it was totally kick ass.<p>my sister even had a "Peanuts Drive-In" which was a player for those mini film cartridges but instead of a 'viewmaster' like device, it was a mocked up drive in with Snoopy and Linus in a car watching the screen (Woodstock was there too of course)..used a shitty bulb versus ambient light so it wasn't as bright but i watched a clip of PigPen playing baseball again and again...the dirt swirls building frame by frame....ahh..the toys of youth!<p>I feel sorry for kid's today....for the most part your toys suck balls. video games are much better but the toys are shitty. our Transformers (die-cast metal) were kick ass and yours suck. but, you do get badass video games and we got blocks and sound f/x that sounded suspiciously like one continuous fart or bankruptcy dropping coin after coin into games at 'arcades'

  • July 3, 2009, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Stretch Armstrong: The Movie! (oh, wait...)

    by Zardoz

    They're really making that. Well, at least Stretch is "humanoid". I can't wait for CandyLand and Monopoly and Hungry, Hungry Hippos! What a complete bunch of SHIT! ANd I never knew that Henry Fonda and Jodie Foster schilled toys in the 70's together! Wow!

  • July 3, 2009, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Humanity is fucking retarded

    by SoylentMean

    Long live the megalodons and velociraptors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • July 3, 2009, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Boborci

    by Tin Snoman

    Do NOT steal my Slip & Slide movie idea, it was not meant to be taken seriously. Normaly it would go without saying, but apparently I need to SPECIFY that it was a joke, so don't jump on the phone trying to get film rights to a 10 foot long strip of wet yellow plastic.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:39 a.m. CST

    More Creativity On This Irate Thread...

    by christian66

    ...than in Hollywood at the moment.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:41 a.m. CST

    The Best thing about Viewmaster...

    by CatVutt

    Was all those Disney and other cartoons that they created models for to photograph for the images. Very few of the original models still exist...they destroyed most of them. (Including the Robin Hood ones, apparently, much to my collecting bug chagrin) Here's a nifty article. http://tinyurl.com/c66bw9

  • July 3, 2009, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Wait wasn't

    by skimn

    Chris Marker's La Jetee already a viewmaster movie?

  • July 3, 2009, 11:42 a.m. CST

    The Prequel to VIEWMASTER can be STEREOSCOPE:THE MOVIE

    by Clavius

    Filmed in sepia

  • July 3, 2009, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Good call skimm!

    by Clavius

    It was in a sense, exactly what Kane is describing above.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Etch-A-Sketch: The Movie

    by jimmy rabbitte

    "In a world, where everything meets at right angles; one man dared to to draw a curve."

  • July 3, 2009, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Holy shit!

    by The Dark Shite

    It's worse than I thought. <p> For some reason I remembered the Viewmaster as that cool 3-D space battle thing, the one that was like a cool goggles thing with space invaders type stuff.<p> Now I remember. Fuck. This is awful.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:49 a.m. CST

    On the plus side...

    by Fortunesfool

    The competition to become an overpaid Hollywood screenwriter is at an all time low, so it's open to anybody with an inkling of talent. <p>Actually, talent is irrelevant. If you can hold a crayon you can write a Summer Blockbuster these days.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Thunderdome, best use of the viewmaster in films

    by Kenshiro_187

    Master Blaster, Listen to the LAW!

  • July 3, 2009, 11:56 a.m. CST

    I have a running bet with my co-worker

    by Johnnie Walker

    That we'll have a live-action/CGI movie of the Keebler Elves announced in the next three years. <p><p>Yes, Hollywood is out of ideas, but the untold truth is that they are also out of development money. That's all these gigs are--assignments, usually paid for by the original toy company, etc. <p><P>You do know that the VFX in Transformers were paid for by Hasbro, in exchange for the rights to the designs?

  • July 3, 2009, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Cellar Door

    by Bouncy X

    i remember that film viewer. my cousins had it and they even had a projector for it that you could throw onto the wall and watch like a movie. i think you still had to crank it or something but yeah...oh the 80's. lol

  • July 3, 2009, 11:59 a.m. CST

    daniel day lewis, lil kim, bomberman.

    by ironic_name

    http://tinyurl.com/mo6au2

  • July 3, 2009, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Oh my,

    by Ogmios_the_Eloquent

    what an adorable little lesbian...

  • July 3, 2009, 12:09 p.m. CST

    ICE CUBE The Movie.....Cancelled....

    by DrMorbius

    Hollywood couldn't remember the Recipe!

  • July 3, 2009, 12:11 p.m. CST

    The world is starting to suck really bad...

    by Captain Happy

    First the economy crashes & now this - what'll the future be, watching Cuisinart: The Movie or Nerf's Ballz? I'm losing a little more hope for modern entertainment every day.

  • July 3, 2009, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Chinese Finger Trap: The Movie

    by GLENN_THE_TOOL

    tagline - "Once you're fingers are in, they'll never get out." actually, that sounds oddly sexual.

  • July 3, 2009, 12:16 p.m. CST

    KILLER KALEIDOSCOPE

    by DrMorbius

    We will fragment your mind.......

  • July 3, 2009, 12:22 p.m. CST

    ERECTOR SET

    by DrMorbius

    Starring Megan Fox!<P>See what she can do with......

  • July 3, 2009, 12:24 p.m. CST

    LINCOLN LOGS: THE MOVIE

    by kolchak

    Starring Liam Neeson <p> Make it happen.

  • July 3, 2009, 12:24 p.m. CST

    tetris: the movie

    by ironic_name

    in life, sometimes everything falls into place.<P> http://tinyurl.com/ln7jm2

  • July 3, 2009, 12:25 p.m. CST

    MAKE MY BREAKFAST: THE SERIES

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 12:25 p.m. CST

    http://tinyurl.com/mo6au2

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 12:28 p.m. CST

    As long as Kurtzman/Orci & Company

    by WalkenLives

    are kept busy ruining properties that I'm not emotionally or nostalgiacally attached to, it's fine by me. Keep your greedy hands off Transformers though, you assholes! And can somebody get Robert Rodriguez off the Predator franchise? He is unworthy.

  • July 3, 2009, 12:29 p.m. CST

    A magical world....

    by cylon_conspiracy

    <p>The kid's mom buys him a viewmaster and he puts in "Fantastic Magical Kingdom" in there and sees a harry-potter like 3D world come to life before his eyes. Suddenly some evil wizard casts a spell that makes the people of the magic viewmaster kingdom come to life and appear in the boy's bedroom. Here he meets the beautiful princess from Fantastic Magical Kingdom and gets a big crush on her. But something goes wrong and the evil wizard gets mad and banishes her back to the world of viewmaster, but to a viewmaster diskette that is at Toys R Us. She could be anywhere, in the Sesame Street Elmo set, or the Disney claymation Sorcerer's apprentice set, or even the TMNT the Movie set. He will have to buy them all, to find her and, he'll also have to learn the magic spell that will set her free from the viewmaster world. </p> <p>But it won't be easy because while the little boy is trying to buy all the viewmaster sets, the evil wizard will be chasing him down with all his henchmen from the Fantastic Magical Kingdom, through the streets of Manhattan or Los Angeles. </p> <p>Will the kid save the princess in time? Will he meet a wise mentor in Toys R Us who will teach him the spell that frees the princess from viewmaster world, once he finds her? And how will the ordinary citizens of NYC, mostly seen in Times Square, react to seeing all these crazy Harry Potter-like characters make a mess of their city? Will the evil wizard lose his horse and awkwardly learn all about taking cabs and other modern day conveniences you find in the big city? </p>

  • July 3, 2009, 12:33 p.m. CST

    I've got a great idea for a pitch, Hollywood Execs

    by WalkenLives

    Picture this, I walk into a boardroom. I unzip my pants, take out my Johnson and smack a Hollywood Exec in the face with it.

  • July 3, 2009, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Magic 8 Ball: the Movie

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    I once read on here that someone had pitched an idea for a detective movie featuring kid detectives, and the studio - hot for Magic 8 Ball promotions - told them they'd make it ONLY if the kids were incapable of ever solving the mytery and had to rely on a Magic 8 Ball to tell them the answers that was really magical.<p><p>As for how this will go, it's painfully obvious. You just need to think of the NATIONAL TREASURE franchise. "'You ... are the chosen one. You ... are the ViewMaster!'" It'll feature kids trying to solve a mystery but being incaapble of solving it without using an ancient or super high-tech ViewMaster that talks, gives them hints, connects to a treasure from the past - and hides the clues on the reels/dics/whatever until the kids can sort out the answer - with help from the magical talking ViewMaster, of course, since kids in modern American movies are incapable of solving mysteries or even changing their pants on their own any more thanks to overprotective ethos in the culture.<p><p>And, don't forget what the last line of the commercial will be: "And for a limited time, unlock the clues and prove yourself the Ultimate ViewMaster! Collect all 55 Viewmaster cards/discs for a chance to win a 1,000,000 shopping spree! For details, go to www.whoistheviewmaster.com! KIDS GET YOUR PARENTS' PERMISSION!"

  • July 3, 2009, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Best use of viewmaster as transition device

    by skimn

    Wonderfalls.

  • July 3, 2009, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Dogs Playing Snooker: The Movie

    by barnaby jones

  • July 3, 2009, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Why not?

    by carlanga

  • July 3, 2009, 12:59 p.m. CST

    The Coens did a movie about the Hula Hoop

    by carlanga

    Why shouldn't this work?

  • July 3, 2009, 1:01 p.m. CST

    ETCH A SKETCH!!!

    by LabattsBleu

    Seriously, hollywood has gone from innocuous product placements, to sponsored tie-ins with McD's and pizza hut to full blown dramatic product infomercials...really pathetic...<br><br> but no worse than the idiots who went to Transformers 2...great, now we are stuck with hollywood trying to find its next franchise...

  • July 3, 2009, 1:02 p.m. CST

    PFFFFT!

    by mitortilla

    I think they're running out of 80s cartoon ideas, its time to bring in the cereals a Capt n' Crunch movie wouldn't be so bad, with Russell Crowe maybe.

  • July 3, 2009, 1:02 p.m. CST

    What do all three of those names have in common?

    by Xiphos_2

    They are shit writers and are named in the Bible, The Torah, The Koran and Bagva Ghita and the Mayan Calander as the harbingers of the end times.<p> Fuck Kurtzman, fuck Orci and doubly fuck anybody connected to Fringe which is probably one of, if not the worst, TV show EVER made.

  • July 3, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    I thought the working title to this movie was

    by PhilipMarlowe

    Avatar

  • July 3, 2009, 1:05 p.m. CST

    meh, "The Ring" was VHS: the movie

    by Geomancer21

    Jumanji and Zathura were based on board games, just made up ones.

  • July 3, 2009, 1:20 p.m. CST

    What the fuck is going on.

    by Lucifer Haywood

    Viewmaster will fuck my eyeballs

  • July 3, 2009, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Wow

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Just...wow.

  • July 3, 2009, 1:30 p.m. CST

    THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN ACTION FIGURE: THE MOVIE

    by MrMysteryGuest

    See the movie through the hole in Steve Austin's plastic head! It's like looking through his bionic eye!!!

  • July 3, 2009, 1:31 p.m. CST

    "Hollywood has run out of ideas" and "Wow, just...wow"

    by slone13

    <p>Shut the fuck up.</p> <p>I'm tired of reading these generic responses. Try to think of something original if you're gonna post something. It ain't that hard.</p>

  • July 3, 2009, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Hollywood has NOT run out of ideas

    by Turd Furgeson

    I mean come on fellas, they still have 75 years or so of Television commercials to "Develop" into feature films.. I can't wait for "Crest With Floride, Plaque's Revenge"... How bout " Yo Quero Taco Bell, The Hunt For Bean Burrito With No Red Sauce"

  • July 3, 2009, 1:32 p.m. CST

    SLINKY: THE MOTION PICTURE

    by MrMysteryGuest

    Have it go down a flight of stairs for an hour and a half!

  • July 3, 2009, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Who needs Avatar when "ViewMaster" will be fucking my eyeballs i

    by Turd Furgeson

    Jeez this is a terrible idea

  • July 3, 2009, 1:33 p.m. CST

    CRISS CROSS CRASH!

    by MrMysteryGuest

    Just shoot life on an L.A. freeway! No one'll notice the difference!

  • July 3, 2009, 1:35 p.m. CST

    I have a movie idea called PINHOLE! Will it sell?

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • July 3, 2009, 1:35 p.m. CST

    I'm waiting for the Fisher-Price trilogy

    by tangcameo

    One movie about the FP's version of the Viewmaster that came with an 8mm cassette of Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy in that cartoon about ghosts (if you looked through the wrong end it actually looked like the entrance to a movie theatre) and you could play it backwards or forewards. The second movie set in that street playset with the secret tunnel that starts on the roof and drops you out on a slide around the alley. And finally the best movie of all about the marbles puzzle where you get five marbles through a series of five puzzles in one big plastic block.

  • July 3, 2009, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Only one way to sum it up...

    by BlueHawaiiSurfer

    FUCKING ABORTION! The job someone with a brain needs is how to funnel the money in hollywood into projects that actually make sense. Asteroids, Viewmaster? What's next, a toy based on that syringe that pumps the creme filling into a twinkie?? (make your own twinkie kit, you fuqs know what I'm talking about) :o|

  • July 3, 2009, 1:36 p.m. CST

    The future blockbuster known as RUBIK'S CUBE!!!

    by MrMysteryGuest

    Sells tickets by the millions!

  • July 3, 2009, 1:37 p.m. CST

    What are studio execs now?

    by tangcameo

    Drooling eight year olds in suits who still wet the bed? Jesus.

  • July 3, 2009, 1:37 p.m. CST

    CARDBOARD BOX: THE MOTION PICTURE

    by IndyCollector

  • July 3, 2009, 1:37 p.m. CST

    I'm waiting for the GNIP GNOP and DREIDEL movie premieres!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • July 3, 2009, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Rubik's Cube was already made...

    by tangcameo

    ...they changed the name to Hellraiser.

  • July 3, 2009, 1:38 p.m. CST

    CARDBOARD BOX: THE MOTION PICTURE

    by IndyCollector

  • July 3, 2009, 1:39 p.m. CST

    What about SIMON:THE MOTION PICTURE?

    by Pops Freshemeyer

    Just imagine what Michael Bay could do with four lights flashing in sequence. I'd buy that for a dollar.

  • July 3, 2009, 1:40 p.m. CST

    THE MAD MAGAZINE GAME: THE TV SHOW

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • July 3, 2009, 1:41 p.m. CST

    GLO WORM - RISING

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

  • July 3, 2009, 1:41 p.m. CST

    OH, WHAT A MOUNTAIN! Someone make a movie out of that!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • July 3, 2009, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Fuck me. WEEBLES HAUNTED HOUSE MOVIE

    by Sal_Bando

    There MIKEY BAY there's yer NEXT blockbuster! You kin hire Seth Rogan to be the glowing GHOST-

  • July 3, 2009, 1:43 p.m. CST

    CLUE VCR GAME: THE MOVIE

    by IndyCollector

  • July 3, 2009, 1:47 p.m. CST

    "CARDBOARD BOX: THE MOTION PICTURE"...

    by Geomancer21

    Its called Metal Gear Solid: The Movie

  • July 3, 2009, 2 p.m. CST

    Nothing but freeze frames? That's surely Gitmo torture.

    by Damien Chowder

  • July 3, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST

    AFTER STAR TREK ORCI SHOULD SERIOUSLY...

    by TITBAG

    ....CONSIDER DRILLING HIS BRAINPAN WITH A RUSTY SPOON. THIS PROJECT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S RIGHT UP HIS ALLEY.

  • July 3, 2009, 2:11 p.m. CST

    DVD Boxset: The Movie?

    by Damien Chowder

  • July 3, 2009, 2:13 p.m. CST

    LITE BRITE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO Y'know, for kids!!

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    More HUDSUCKER PROXY advert movies?

  • July 3, 2009, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Boomerang : The Movie

    by pdennett316

    "They keep coming back for more" <p> or <p> "Wait, come back, Eddie Murphy's not in this!"

  • July 3, 2009, 2:19 p.m. CST

    MrMysteryGuest

    by ironic_name

    http://tinyurl.com/n53d99

  • July 3, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST

    ThusSpakeSpymunk & Cylon_Conspiracy

    by TedKordLives

    You're actually helping the asshats Orci & Kurtzman. For real. You know that, don't you? I mean, why bother coming up with a story when the cynical TB's will do it for them? Based on their previous efforts I have no doubt that these idiots actually come here trolling for ideas. Shit, maybe one of you are one of them, testing out the idea anonymously. <P> If so, they're both trite, formulaic shit. Start over.

  • July 3, 2009, 2:23 p.m. CST

    Chris walken eats a philly cheesesteak: the movie.!

    by ironic_name

    !

  • July 3, 2009, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Oh. My. Fucking. GOD.

    by Nosferatu Jones

    Please, North Korea... nuke the fuck out of Hollywood while you still have a chance! PLEASE, 'LIL KIM!!!

  • July 3, 2009, 2:25 p.m. CST

    quentin tarantino presents ewe boll's frisbee

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Martin Scorsese's CONNECT FOUR:

    by Nosferatu Jones

    "Pretty sneaky, sis." BLAM!!! "You fuckin' little bitch."

  • July 3, 2009, 2:33 p.m. CST

    The sad part is that some of you assholes will LOVE this movie.

    by Bob Cryptonight

    How can ANYONE even be interested enough in this idea to actually buy a ticket?

  • July 3, 2009, 2:35 p.m. CST

    And to think some of you gave me shit for giving...

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    Orci a good tongue lashing while he was here posting on AICN and now this dreck is announced.

  • July 3, 2009, 2:36 p.m. CST

    That Thing Over There: The Movie!

    by TedKordLives

    This is fun!

  • July 3, 2009, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Reminds me of the Ren and Stimpy "Log" toy commercial.

    by Ironhelix

  • July 3, 2009, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Hula Hoop! oh, wait...

    by Anything But Tangerines

  • July 3, 2009, 2:50 p.m. CST

    WHERE'S MY HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO MOVIE!

    by Xiphos_2

    Eh Hollywood douchetards?

  • July 3, 2009, 2:57 p.m. CST

    pubic hair in the sink: the movie

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 2:59 p.m. CST

    :the movie

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Paper Airplane:The Movie

    by elvirasbuttboy

    Now THAT will FLY!

  • July 3, 2009, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Dark Shite-POGO STICK Movie...

    by elvirasbuttboy

    That could work if you get a Bunch of Hot Chicks in short shorts and tube tops jumping up and down on pogo sticks for two hours. Now That is cinema.

  • July 3, 2009, 3:09 p.m. CST

    An Hour And A Half Commercial For A Toy!!!

    by Media Messiah

    Still it should be fun!!! I'd love to work on this film!!!

  • July 3, 2009, 3:13 p.m. CST

    Rock, Paper, Scissors: The Trilogy

    by Xiphos_2

    There you go monkey boys named Kurtzman and Orci, "write" that one, impress me you talentless shit eating fucks.

  • July 3, 2009, 3:15 p.m. CST

    HULA HOOP: CHRONICLES OF ORIGINS: THE BEGINNING

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

    "Incredible." Says Ain't It Cool News.

  • July 3, 2009, 3:15 p.m. CST

    SLINKY!: The Motion Picture

    by Xiphos_2

    Thee you go fuckos here's another movie for you to "write" you hack masters.

  • July 3, 2009, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Spoon in porridge: The Movie?

    by Damien Chowder

  • July 3, 2009, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Written by Dave Eggers. Poster art by Chris Ware.

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

  • July 3, 2009, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Keyboard and Mouse: The Movie?

    by Damien Chowder

  • July 3, 2009, 3:20 p.m. CST

    GHOSTBUSTERS TOYLINE: THE MOVIE

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

  • July 3, 2009, 3:20 p.m. CST

    GHOSTBUSTERS 2: THE TMNT TOYLINE

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

  • July 3, 2009, 3:21 p.m. CST

    CHIA PET: THE COMPLETE MOTION PICTURE TRILOGY

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

    NOW AVAILABLE ON BLURAY

  • July 3, 2009, 3:22 p.m. CST

    THE SPIN OFF: CHIA PET: KUNG FU PANDA EDITION

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

  • July 3, 2009, 3:28 p.m. CST

    MOON SHOES - Base on 6 amazing true stories of bravery and hards

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

    BASED ON A TRUE STORY

  • July 3, 2009, 3:28 p.m. CST

    STEREOSCOPE: THE MOVIE

    by axel fff

    The Viewmaster Prequel, set in the 1900's.

  • July 3, 2009, 3:28 p.m. CST

    TRUE STORY 2: BASED ON A TRUE STORY INSPIRED BY A FICTIONAL ONE

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

  • July 3, 2009, 3:29 p.m. CST

    HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS IN 3D

    by axel fff

    This summer being hungry is fun.

  • July 3, 2009, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Rochambeau: The Epic Adventure

    by Xiphos_2

    The tag line will read<p>"Another swift kick to the nuts deliverd by Kurtzman and Orci."

  • July 3, 2009, 3:30 p.m. CST

    FISCHER PRICE CARPENTRY SET III: TABLE SAW

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

  • July 3, 2009, 3:30 p.m. CST

    NINTENDO POWER GLOVE

    by axel fff

    Put it on and touch the future. <p> Directed by Michael Bay.

  • July 3, 2009, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Clavius

    by axel fff

    I didn't see his Stereoscope prequel comment. Great minds think alike. <p> Obviously, no minds think jack shit in Hollywood. Fuck that place!

  • July 3, 2009, 3:32 p.m. CST

    TedKordLives

    by cylon_conspiracy

    <p>"If so, they're both trite, formulaic shit. Start over." Seriously, my outline for a kid's film based on the Fantastic Magical Kingdom is formulaic? Damn, I thought I had something original there :(

  • July 3, 2009, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Aw fuck fuck fuck it

    by axel fff

    Hungry Hungry Hippos have been mentioned already, too. That'll teach me to read a TB before posting.

  • July 3, 2009, 3:35 p.m. CST

    TEDDY RUXPIN: RENEGADE EDITION

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

  • July 3, 2009, 3:40 p.m. CST

    POUND PUPPIES: THE RICHARD DONNER CUT

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

    FUCK HOLLYWOOD: THE EPIC MOTION PICTURE FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS

  • July 3, 2009, 3:43 p.m. CST

    remember those little sticky rubber squids

    by smackfu

    that you would throw against a wall, and it would slowly walk down it? I would like a movie about those, please. I think this movie would work, if they have you a viewmaster thing when you went into the theater, and when you look into it, it's a reel from the 70s Land of the Lost show. Or Isis.

  • July 3, 2009, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Oh come on, this is nothing new.

    by Geomancer21

    as mentioned you already have,<BR><BR> VHS The Movie/The Ring <BR> Generic Board Game the movie/Jumanji/Zathura <BR>Delorean The Movie/Back To The Future<BR><BR>But also<BR><BR> CD the Movie/I Come In Peace<BR>Arcade The Movie/Tron (and its prequel "The Bishop of battle" from "Nightmares")<BR>Truck The Movie/Duel (and Benediction also from the aformentioned "Nightmares" coincidentally)<BR>LSD The Movie/Alice In Wonderland<BR>Big Dick The Movie/Boogie Nights<BR><BR>and ofcourse,<BR><BR>Thermometer The Movie/Terminator 2

  • July 3, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Mr. Bucket: The Movie

    by GLENN_THE_TOOL

    balls pop out of his mouth.

  • July 3, 2009, 4:12 p.m. CST

    YOU PONCE TWATS...99% OF YOU WERE RAVING

    by TITBAG

    ABOUT THAT APPALLING FUCKING STAR TREK MOVIE, YET ARE NOW TAKING THE PISS ON THIS FILM THAT WAS WRITTEN BY THE SAME DOUCHEBAG? FFS. <P> HERE'S A WHAT I PREDICT. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE RELEASED AND ALL OF YOU NONCE FAGGOTS ARE GOING TO BE JIZZING OVER YOURSELVES IN LOVE AND APPRECIATION OVER IT JUST AS YOU DID THE SHITE NEW TREK. <P> WHY? <P> BECAUSE NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND FILM.

  • July 3, 2009, 4:14 p.m. CST

    EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS MOVIE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES!

    by Tall_Boy66

    Okay, I get it. We all need to eat. We all need movies. We all need kids movies. This is VIEWMASTER. THE MOVIE! Okay?! At this point, making any movement on this film WHATSOVER is possibly singlehandedly RESPONSIBLE FOR HOLDING BACK THE EVOLUTION OF MANKIND AS WE KNOW IT!!! Seriously. There's selling out then there's SELLLLLINNNNGGGGG OOOOOUUUTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! I'm sorry, but this crosses a line that I never knew could be crossed. Viewmaster. The movie. Jesus Tapdancin Christ. People are getting MONEY for this. For VIEWMASTER. THE MOVIE!!! Stop the fucking world, I want to get the fuck off.

  • July 3, 2009, 4:16 p.m. CST

    LAWN DARTS: The Saga Continues

    by Xiphos_2

  • July 3, 2009, 4:17 p.m. CST

    See Saw:The Story Begins

    by Xiphos_2

  • July 3, 2009, 4:36 p.m. CST

    "BECAUSE NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND FILM."

    by smackfu

    I think maybe you should focus on mastering the capslock key before you tackle film...when communicating over the Internet, where the sole means you have of evaluating another human being is their written word, communicating entirely in caps is extremely counterproductive. Because obviously, the whole point of your post was to deride other people, while making yourself appear awesome. Except you did it in caps, so now every person in the forum that read your post sees you as either a child, a mentally challenged adult, or a 50 year old AOL subscriber who calls it 'The Internets'. Personally, I'm picturing the mentally challenged adult. Mentally challenged is a strong term, I'll say 'learning disabled'. Just dumb enough to to realize they're something wrong them them. Sitting there in a groaning computer chair, white, stained t-shirt telegraphing 3 days worth of eating habits to anyone who looks long enough, mussed up hair, angrily blurting things out to your computer with a barely audible speech impediment.

  • July 3, 2009, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Hey Hollywood, Silly Putty: The Movie

    by Sebilrazen

    You know where to send the check.

  • July 3, 2009, 4:41 p.m. CST

    SNAKES AND LADDERS THE MOVIE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:42 p.m. CST

    ORCI AND KURTZMAN TAKE A SHIT : THE MOVIE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:42 p.m. CST

    MAGNUM SIZE CONDOMS THE MOVIE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:43 p.m. CST

    DINING ROOM FURNITURE THE MOTION PICTURE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:44 p.m. CST

    MY CABLE BILL THE MOVIE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:44 p.m. CST

    A BILLY BEE HONEY MUSTARD TRILOGY

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Operation

    by filegumbo

    Now, that's a toy they should make a film out of. I'd make it a horror flick about a guy named Milton Bradley who emits hyper electric impulses and shocks the crap out of any doctor who tries to touch him. He's not a villian at first. He's just a normal guy who needs to visit the doctor for normal checkups and the occasional minor surgery. Even these mundane things become a nightmare as his out-of-control powers leave a mountain of dead primary care physicians in his wake. As his reputation spreads and doctors refuse to treat him he becomes bitter at his ostracism. He makes appointments under aliases and goes to them in disguise. When the doctors tell him to say "aahh" his fury is unleashed.

  • July 3, 2009, 4:45 p.m. CST

    ARE THOSE MY FEET? THE MOVIE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:46 p.m. CST

    NAVEL LINT THE QUADRILLOGY

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:46 p.m. CST

    DIARRHEA IN SEVEN PARTS THE MOTION PICTURE TRILOGY

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:47 p.m. CST

    CUM STAINS ON MY CEILING THE MOVIE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:49 p.m. CST

    A KETCHUP /MUSTARD GRINDHOUSE DOUBLE BILL IN ANAMORPHIC DUOVISIO

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:50 p.m. CST

    A PROCTOLOGY/GYNECOLOGY DOUBLE FEATURE IN SMELL-O-VISION!!!

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:50 p.m. CST

    FUNNY CLOUDS IN THE SKY THE MOVIE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:51 p.m. CST

    I KICKED MY GIRLFRIEND IN THE STOMACH UNTILL SHE ABORTED THE MOV

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:52 p.m. CST

    TOOTHLESS CRACKHEAD WHO ALWAYS ASKS FOR CHANGE THE MOVIE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:52 p.m. CST

    I SWEAR I THOUGHT SHE WAS 18 THE MOVIE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Pogo Ball the movie?

    by cylon_conspiracy

  • July 3, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST

    THE MOVIE STORE LATE FEES TRILOGY

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:55 p.m. CST

    FUCKING MAYONAISE ON MY FRENCHFRIES THE MOTION PICTURE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:56 p.m. CST

    I HAVE TO BUY TOILET PAPER THE MOVIE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:56 p.m. CST

    THE WASH RINSE SPIN TRILOGY

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:57 p.m. CST

    DON MURPHY'S TWO CHINS DOUBLE FEATURE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 4:59 p.m. CST

    IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE, OH WAIT, IT'S NOW SUNNY DOUBLE FEATURE

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 5 p.m. CST

    What are these producers sniffin'????

    by ChezKing

    Weird freakin' concept, man....

  • July 3, 2009, 5:03 p.m. CST

    ORCI/KURTZMAN GO TO A FUCKING LIBRARY YOU COCKSUCKERS!!!

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 5:03 p.m. CST

    ORCI/KURTZMAN 1000 DOLLARS A WEEK!!!

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 5:04 p.m. CST

    ORCI/KURTZMAN DO A MOVIE ABOUT QT BEATING DONNY TWO CHIN'S ASS..

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Jenga : The motion picture. In imax

    by liljuniorbrown

    In a world where pulling out just one peice could end it all, one man started from the bottom.....Jenga.

  • July 3, 2009, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Hungry Hungry Hippos... THE MOVIE!

    by Triple_J_72

    A group of explorers on an expedition in Africa come across a strange family of colored hippopotamuses! Blue ones, pink ones, green ones, yellow ones! By the way, I want royalties for this idea. ;-P

  • July 3, 2009, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Fuck...

    by Triple_J_72

    3 or 4 people already mentioned the Hippos... sorry... I'm new... please don't hurt me...

  • July 3, 2009, 5:25 p.m. CST

    FUNNY CLOUDS IN THE SKY THE MOVIE

    by ironic_name

    sounds good.

  • July 3, 2009, 5:28 p.m. CST

    game found in attic of new house without any instructions

    by ironic_name

    the movie.

  • July 3, 2009, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Movie

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    It simply exists

  • July 3, 2009, 5:31 p.m. CST

    No story, actors, or action

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    It's just..............WAIT FOR IT................... 'movie' <p> Directed by some foreign surrealist twat filmaker, or a guy named Nimrod

  • July 3, 2009, 5:34 p.m. CST

    The poster only says

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    'movie' <p> Totally blank poster except for movie written in small type. <p> It has no running time. <p> No budget. <p> It's 'movie'

  • July 3, 2009, 5:35 p.m. CST

    russian roulette the movie starring bay orci pitoff and dick che

    by ironic_name

    with an automatic gun.

  • July 3, 2009, 5:36 p.m. CST

    Commercial is just a strobing light

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    With swedish techno and people whispering MOVIE under their breath. <p> Moooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvviiiiiiie.....

  • July 3, 2009, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Reviewers are stumped

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    They say it's just a movie, are unable to describe it, and after dissapering for days they came out of the theater, beards full of stuble....... and simply mutter MOVIE..... it MOVIE...........MOOVIE!

  • July 3, 2009, 5:38 p.m. CST

    DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    by ironic_name

    http://is.gd/1mHEk

  • July 3, 2009, 5:43 p.m. CST

    going antiquing with your lifepartner: the movie

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 5:46 p.m. CST

    I googled your tricky devil link buddy

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    and it din't come back good. I'm not visiting that site.

  • July 3, 2009, 6:07 p.m. CST

    LOG THE MOVIE!!!

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 6:10 p.m. CST

    Okay I give up on Hollywood!

    by Orionsangels

  • July 3, 2009, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Pet Rock the movie!

    by Orionsangels

  • July 3, 2009, 6:15 p.m. CST

    POP ROCKS THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Prepare to attack the tongue!

  • July 3, 2009, 6:38 p.m. CST

    SEA MONKEYS: THE MOVIE

    by Merrick

    So says Merrick's woman!

  • July 3, 2009, 6:43 p.m. CST

    harrison ford, mos def, sally field, tom clancy's 'marbles'

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 6:46 p.m. CST

    amzing live sea monkeys was a tv series, merrick's woman.

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 6:48 p.m. CST

    tom clancy's 'marbles'<P> this time, they're playing for keeps

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 6:50 p.m. CST

    DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    by ironic_name

    you are a welcome addition to this site. hooray!

  • July 3, 2009, 6:52 p.m. CST

    sir ben kingsly & cybil shepard in 'hopscotch'

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Ball in a cup: Hanging on By a Thread

    by hairlesspet

    Starring Seth McFarlane...in every fucking role

  • July 3, 2009, 6:54 p.m. CST

    CharlesThomasMathews1978 aka TITBAG

    by smackfu

    obsess much?

  • July 3, 2009, 6:58 p.m. CST

    the twist at the end of Sea Monkeys: The Movie

    by smackfu

    ...there was nothing in the bowl all along.

  • July 3, 2009, 7:01 p.m. CST

    It's not that Hollywood's out of ideas...

    by DocMHumphrey

    It's just that they get stuck on the wrong ones...<br><Br>Hey a movie about 80s toys/cartoons is huge! Even though it doesn't hold the same spirit of the original - who cares about content - the toy must be the answer!<br><br>Good films are not GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS, a house hold appliance, or everyone's favorite toy/board game/ etc...it's about a good story, characterization, and actually caring about what those characters do or what happens to them.<br><Br>Literally, every story from the beginning of humans being able to tell stories is the same. The story of Noah's ark is reoccurring in several different cultures. Shakespeare is retelling older Greek tragedies.<bR><br>Saying Hollywood is out of ideas is ignorant. Whomever picks these films, greenlights them, and only give a screenwriter a few weeks to put it together is not art, but large profit, quick return.

  • July 3, 2009, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Seriously though

    by smackfu

    If I was a writer and found myself at the center of a big wave of hype and producers were throwing brinks trucks at me saying 'now what can you do with Slinky: The Movie' I'd be like 'I have this idea where the Slinky becomes a lawyer and represents a high profile mob case...'. You can't blame these guys because you would be doing the same, NO ONE REFUSES SACKFULS OF MONEY SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY GUY HANDING IT TO YOU IS STUPID.

  • July 3, 2009, 7:04 p.m. CST

    pog origins: rise of the bottle top.

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 7:06 p.m. CST

    DocMHumphrey

    by smackfu

    Are you trying to say that Noah's Ark is fiction? But it's from the Bible. The infallible word of God...

  • July 3, 2009, 7:06 p.m. CST

    smackfu

    by ironic_name

    http://tinyurl.com/n53d99

  • July 3, 2009, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Two seconds...a good writer would do better...

    by DocMHumphrey

    A slinky for example;<br>What if they wrote about a lawyer who had a slinky (randomly) as a good luck charm. Or maybe he is a physicist, that his childhood slinky memory gave him a brilliant idea. The McGuffin of <insert toy here> can be used as a better concept than stupidity.<br><Br>Like for example, Interstellar beings who are robotic instead of organic come to Earth to take it's resources for their own war. Coincidentally, they were damaged and need to be redesigned and could transform into vehicles from our planet. They have a vast history of knowledge and want a coexistance with us...some of them do not and want to trash the planet.<br><Br>Instead, we get farting, humping, retarded robots.

  • July 3, 2009, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Shakey's Pizza The Movie

    by lockesbrokenleg

    All of them closed around me, shit!

  • July 3, 2009, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Smackfu

    by DocMHumphrey

    What a good metaphor you've brought up.<br><br>It's like the concept that Jewish/Christian/Islamic God, is the only God if you believe in that religion, which is not true, if you've read the text. It says that is the only God you should worship above all others...which in meaning and would logically suggest that there are other deities. In other religions, which is pretty much how all human civilizations in the world came to be, there are a number of totally different religions with there own collections of story, proverbs, and fables which are remarkably similar. One could draw many comparisions and parallels to what anyone would want to accept as a possible truth from divine inspiration to a shared human condition.<br><br>With your conclusions and sharp wit, maybe you should be a writer in Hollywood. Maybe a researcher perhaps? I think Dan Brown needs some help.

  • July 3, 2009, 7:20 p.m. CST

    next thing, they'll make a movie based on a disneyland ride

    by ironic_name

  • July 3, 2009, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Slurpee: The Ride: The Game: The Movie

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    The Drink

  • July 3, 2009, 7:32 p.m. CST

    It's movie flavored

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    mmmmmmm

  • July 3, 2009, 7:33 p.m. CST

    VIEWMASTER 3 : THE FINAL FRAME

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • July 3, 2009, 7:33 p.m. CST

    VIEWMASTER ORGINS : A VIEW TO A KILL

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

  • July 3, 2009, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Comes w/ a free DVD of

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    Slurpee-formers 7, Revenge of the advertising departments lay offed ex employee

  • July 3, 2009, 7:35 p.m. CST

    VIEWMASTERS: MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

  • July 3, 2009, 7:36 p.m. CST

    VIEWMASTER, the talk show

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    It's just like the view only as seen through a trippy device! Get some of that Barabara Walters in 3D NukkA!

  • July 3, 2009, 7:39 p.m. CST

    Robogeisha VIII: Rise of the View masters

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    Basically a ViewMaster comes out of a vagina. I'm sure cowbell would love it!!!!!!!!!!

  • July 3, 2009, 7:41 p.m. CST

    Mario vs Predator

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    This summer......... two heros face an incredible journey........a journey to find themselves. <p> Join John Lovitz as Mario, and Armand Asante as Predator in thsi classic pairing. Bring a fine wine, you will need it. <p> Coming to theatres soon

  • July 3, 2009, 7:48 p.m. CST

    smackfu I AM NOT TITBAG

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

  • July 3, 2009, 8:01 p.m. CST

    Sily Putty the movie

    by lockesbrokenleg

    DAMMIT! THIS SHIT IS STICKING EVERYWHERE! LOOK! IT MADE AN IMAGE OF A MAGAZINE! IS IT COMMUNICATING WITH US?!?!?!

  • July 3, 2009, 8:28 p.m. CST

    SMACKFU

    by TITBAG

    SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • July 3, 2009, 8:29 p.m. CST

    CHARLESTHOMASMASTURBATING

    by TITBAG

    SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • July 3, 2009, 8:47 p.m. CST

    FOR THE LAST TIME...

    by ackack

    BACK TO THE FUTURE IS NOT DELOREAN THE MOVIE!!! Robert Zemeckis did not say "hey, I want to make a movie about the delorean." No, he wanted to make an awesome time travel film that just so happened to include a fucking delorean. Get it right!

  • July 3, 2009, 8:54 p.m. CST

    MOUSETRAP:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

    What? Oh will, never mind!

  • July 3, 2009, 9 p.m. CST

    TITBAG, CHOKE ON MY SHIT YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID....

    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

    I don't know how anyone could mistake my nuanced poetry of hate with an shitkicking inbred who adds nothing to these fucking boards.

  • July 3, 2009, 9 p.m. CST

    DILDO:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

    TV Title....The recipe for Pickle Bread<P>DILL-DOUGH

  • July 3, 2009, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Shrinky Dinks The Movie

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Jeff Goldblum and Bruce Wills ARE Shrinky Dinks

  • July 3, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    MY LEFT NUT:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

    Not to be confused with MY LEFT FOOT

  • July 3, 2009, 9:30 p.m. CST

    DELOREAN: What If....

    by DrMorbius

    they turned one into a TIME MACHINE?

  • July 3, 2009, 9:49 p.m. CST

    I Hate This Planet.

    by Crow3711

  • July 3, 2009, 10:10 p.m. CST

    Massive shame...

    by PreciousRoy

    ...that we lose something wonderful and rare, like Wonderfalls (which features the VM on its cover) or Pushing Daisies... and gain... this.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:11 p.m. CST

    so ok, about the Slinky

    by smackfu

    The wackly, yet lovable family who found the Slinky in a garage sale one day soon realize it's sentient. All sorts of wacky misadventures ensue as the two plucky children and the Slinky follow clues to the Slinky's true origin. In the end, it turns out the Slinky was a spring inside a giant alien ship where all the parts are living machines. They find the ship in Area 51, unable to fly home without 'Slinky' aka coolant chamber conducting coil #7. After a heartfelt goodbye, Slinky takes his place in the ship and it flies away home.

  • I'm keeping the budget grounded folks. Hire me, before I slip away.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:22 p.m. CST

    GOTTA BE IN 3-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Gabbo_the_Great

    unfortunately I will never be able to enjoy it in that capacity, for I must wear an eye patch. Never the less, 3-D!!!!!

  • July 3, 2009, 10:37 p.m. CST

    "So, Bob. Whats your idea?"

    by Bootskin

    *holds up a drawing of a viewmaster. Upon seeing the confused faces of the execs says: "Y'know...for kids!"

  • July 3, 2009, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Its pretty obvious....

    by Superponte

    Some kids find a custom viewmaster with images of various places. Each image is some sort of clue as to the location of the next piece of the puzzle,a t the end of which lies some sort of treasure/maguffin.

  • July 3, 2009, 10:59 p.m. CST

    THOSE FUNNY BEER HOLDER CAP THINGS THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Starring Artie Lange.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Here's An Idea Hollywood - Interactivity on the Big Screen!

    by Vidspec1979

    Hollywood is practically out of ideas. I have one for them. It's so geeky, quirky, but it might just work. It will take a bit of extra money to pull it off, but heck look at what Hollywood brings us today. Rehashes of just about every movie in the past 20 years. My idea is just as dumb, but it might have merit and bring back some excitement to the movie theaters. Just bring back the video game "Dragon's Lair" and create it for IMAX and 3D. Even update the thing to be a live action picture, since Hollywood just loves to make remakes these days. Get some out of work actors and actresses to play all the parts. Imagine seeing a hot babe playing the part of Daphne on a huge 3D screen! Then you'd also hire another out-of-work actor to play the part of your favorite bumbling, but lovable knight, Dirk the Daring. Get some SFX house to create all the CGI creatures, dragons, etc. The only difficult part would be the creation of and equipping of all the theater seats with controllers that would record audience participation where everyone choose the direction of the action on the screen. Then, as each 'action' is recorded, the most amount of tallys for a certain action would determine the direction of the movie! That's where teamwork would be involved, and most likely some would realize that someone needs to call out the right directions for the controllers so that you'd get to see the end of the movie! You know the drill, left, right, up, or down, and hopefully after an hour of dying and resetting the 'game', everyone would get the pattern, and everyone would get to see the end of the movie! So you get not only one gimmick, but two, since it would be in 3D you'd also get to don those special glasses for 3D. Hey, who doesn't like a bit of competition? If everyone gets to the end, everyone gets to go home, and maybe even take a special prize with them, free movie passes, coupons for a home version of Dragon's Lair, etc. Just think - if this caught on, you can be sure to see a return of "Space Ace - The Movie" the following few years after! So, get to it Hollywood. Start looking for new ways to get people to start going back to the movies!

  • July 3, 2009, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Sorry, they did that a number of years ago

    by lockesbrokenleg

    They had this one movie with buttons controller where the audience could "vote" for different scenes, and the movie would play out based on those votes. It was like a Chose your own adventure movie.

  • July 4, 2009, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Slinky the movie

    by mitortilla

  • July 4, 2009, 12:11 a.m. CST

    Giant Foam Rubber Hand - The Movie

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 4, 2009, 12:20 a.m. CST

    I Stand Corrected

    by Vidspec1979

    Thanks Locksbrokenleg for the info regarding the 'Choose Your Own Adventure' movie. I wasn't aware this had been done, but now I know. Next time, I'll try doing some research before I post.

  • July 4, 2009, 12:38 a.m. CST

    Hey, it really bombed. It's no wonder no one heard of it

    by lockesbrokenleg

    The producer of the Back to the Future movies Bob Gale actually thought of the idea. It was only in a few theaters as a test.

  • July 4, 2009, 12:55 a.m. CST

    how many times have we had this talkback?

    by Potatino

    I'm having a deja deja vu moment... I might as well add something constructive how about Talkback the movie. Carbon molecule the movie. Electrons the movie. Protons the movie. I don't know I'm in a science mood. I hope this post is super constructive and stuff.

  • July 4, 2009, 1:21 a.m. CST

    Got a movie about a shoelace...

    by JumpinJehosaphat

    ...it's called Shoelace Joe.

  • July 4, 2009, 1:42 a.m. CST

    How come there's never been a live action Barbie movie?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    There's been plenty of cartoons, and shit like that, but not a live action movie.

  • July 4, 2009, 2:45 a.m. CST

    Please somebody make Orci and Kurtzman

    by Dingbatty

    billionaires so that they would retire.

  • July 4, 2009, 2:46 a.m. CST

    elvirasbuttboy, I like your style.

    by The Dark Shite

    Hot Chicks in short shorts and tube tops on Pogo sticks. Life doesn't get much better than that.

  • July 4, 2009, 2:50 a.m. CST

    I always liked the Delorean in BTTF..

    by The Dark Shite

    A failed sports car concept, that was the butt of jokes by the time they made the movie, suddenly became cool. <p> The only dumb thing is you need to hit 88mph to go back in time..in a car which had a top speed of around 85mph or so.

  • July 4, 2009, 2:56 a.m. CST

    TAMPON: THE MOVIE (rated NC-17 due to subject matter)

    by Bob Cryptonight

  • July 4, 2009, 3:04 a.m. CST

    ASS: The Movie

    by KAOS11DIRECTOR

    a lot closer than you think. Mike Judge new what he was talking about.

  • July 4, 2009, 3:36 a.m. CST

    Judie was so cute

    by andrewsubtitle

    ...of great educational value!!

  • July 4, 2009, 3:53 a.m. CST

    I just remembered, there is a slinky short movie! + its good!

    by ironic_name

    http://is.gd/1n2kw

  • July 4, 2009, 3:54 a.m. CST

    http://is.gd/1n2kw

    by ironic_name

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47sTd2INh0

  • July 4, 2009, 5:45 a.m. CST

    Life isnt what it used to be

    by dioxholster

    strange things happen

  • July 4, 2009, 5:48 a.m. CST

    andrewsubtitle

    by dioxholster

    she still is, i would totally shoot regan for her.

  • July 4, 2009, 5:49 a.m. CST

    lockesbrokenleg

    by dioxholster

    dont give em stupid ideas!

  • July 4, 2009, 6:16 a.m. CST

    Wasn't Viewmaster taken off the market?

    by Anna Valerious

    But, if it takes this to bring it back, then go for it.

  • July 4, 2009, 7:48 a.m. CST

    Anna Valerious

    by dioxholster

    but are YOU still on the market?

  • July 4, 2009, 8:35 a.m. CST

    Considering that the new 3D movies are

    by wookie1972

    .. basically glorified Viewmaster reels (I liked Up, but it didn't need to be in 3D), it makes perfect sense to me.

  • July 4, 2009, 8:39 a.m. CST

    Someone should edit this commercial...

    by wookie1972

    with the scene with Fonda and the kid from Once Upon A Time In The West. "Now that you've called me by name?" BLAM

  • July 4, 2009, 8:46 a.m. CST

    VIEWMASTER producers: get jobs you ridiculous frauds

    by BrandLoyalist

    No work, no food, you worthless parasites. Sitting around on the phone and in restaurants misdirecting resources into the production of a bad Family Guy joke of a movie isn't a job. Pissing away other people's creativity with your moronic decisions! Bus a table or something... give something back for once.

  • July 4, 2009, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Simon Says: the movie

    by mistergreen

  • July 4, 2009, 8:52 a.m. CST

    You sank my battleship: the movie

    by mistergreen

  • July 4, 2009, 8:54 a.m. CST

    Well, at least Orci/Kurtzman can handle the tech...

    by BurnHollywood

    ...And not make up ridiculous shit wholesale, like STAR TREK and TRANSFUCKERS.

  • July 4, 2009, 8:56 a.m. CST

    BrandLoyalist

    by BurnHollywood

    Fuck man, you said it...

  • July 4, 2009, 8:56 a.m. CST

    CHARLESTUGGINGONHIS2INCHCOCK:

    by TITBAG

    YOUR FAUX MOVIE TITLES ARE POSITIVELY THE MOST UNINSPIRED PEDESTRIAN HUMOUR I'VE READ ON THESE TB'S IN A LONG TIME. FFS. <P> PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT YOU FUCKING MONG.

  • July 4, 2009, 8:59 a.m. CST

    MY PUCKERED LITTLE ASSHOLE: A STUDY IN PERFECTION

    by TITBAG

    YOU SEE, CHARLES, THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE YOU TWAT. RUN ALL YOUR POSTS BY ME FIRST AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO CRITIQUE BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF AGAIN.

  • July 4, 2009, 9:07 a.m. CST

    clap on - clap off : the trilogy

    by alice 13

    *spoiler*<p>part 2 is the non clapping part.

  • July 4, 2009, 9:21 a.m. CST

    battleship is a planned movie. and simon says might

    by ironic_name

    have been made as a hlorror movie I think.

  • July 4, 2009, 9:22 a.m. CST

    m night shyamalan's moustrapped

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 9:23 a.m. CST

    tom hanks, meg ryan, when egg met spoon

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 9:24 a.m. CST

    thumb wars episode one

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 9:25 a.m. CST

    paul thomas anderson's "he who smelled it"

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 9:26 a.m. CST

    in a world thatcouldn't find its own ass with both hands

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 9:28 a.m. CST

    and a map, a man knows he didn't deal it, and know who did

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 9:29 a.m. CST

    starring mary stuart masterson, maria conchita alanso

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 9:32 a.m. CST

    mary tyler moore, Mary Louise Parker,Mary Elizabeth Mastrononio

    by ironic_name

    Sarah Jessica Parker, Maria Conchita Alonzo, Neil Patrick Harris, Jamie Lee Curtis, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anthony Micheal Hall, Melissa Sue Anderson, Philip Michael Thomas,Julia Louis Dreyfus, James Earl Jones, Melissa Joan Hart, Rachael Leigh Cook, Moon Unit Zappa, David Lee Roth, Soleil Moon Frye, Mary Tyler Moore, Mary Stuart Masterson, Mary Louise Parker, Mary Elizabeth Mastrononio, Billy Bob Thorton, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Jerry Lee Lewis, Stevie Ray Vaughn.

  • July 4, 2009, 9:34 a.m. CST

    and mary kate olsen and daniel day lewis in paul thomas anderson

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 9:36 a.m. CST

    's "he who smelled it"

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 9:38 a.m. CST

    also starring Mary Lou Retton, with billy dee williams.

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 9:40 a.m. CST

    viral arg at www.Iknowwhosmelledit.com

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST

    315th!

    by ironic_name

  • July 4, 2009, 10:47 a.m. CST

    They already made a Slinky movie.

    by Mostholy

    It's called RING OF BRIGHT WATER, and it's horribly depressing.

  • July 4, 2009, 11:32 a.m. CST

    I CALL BULLSHIT!

    by My_IQ_is_135

  • July 4, 2009, 12:01 p.m. CST

    PAPER, ROCK, SCISSORS: THE MOVIE

    by ClarenceBeaks

  • July 4, 2009, 12:03 p.m. CST

    ANT FARM: THE MOVIE

    by ClarenceBeaks

    Creatures trapped behind a plastic wall vie for escape to the outer world.

  • July 4, 2009, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Could just be something like...

    by Geomancer21

    Someone picks up a veiwmaster, sees images of a horrible murder before they happen and tries to stop them. Or someone sees images of a alternate reality and get transported there<BR><BR>The candyland idea existed in fairy tales before the game existed so its no stretch to have a fantasy film like that.<BR><BR>Battleship the movie? Set in WW2 in the pacific, a US fleet tries to stop a japanese fleet from invading. one armada against another. Pobably would be a submarine story, but doesn't have to be.<BR><BR>Asteroids? A virtual cloud of large rocks is heading toward earth, a single ship is sent to stop them before its too late. Seems like the logical next step after movies like Deep Impact, Armageddon, etc. instead of one big rock, you get hundreds or smaller ones.

  • July 4, 2009, 12:07 p.m. CST

    The thing is

    by Yeah I Wrote That

    the original View Master will make only a cameo. It's just going to be a run-of-the-mill kid's sci-fi/fantasy flick with View Master as virtual reality helmet. Some pre-teen will hop around exotic "slides" which will just be live action scenes...some will be safari-inspired (think Jumanji), others might be in space, etc. Adventure ensues. And of course it will be in 3-D...when the kid puts on his "View Master," all the kiddies get to put on their 3D glasses. How the makers of the View Master got their name on this project is the real story, unless they're fronting some money/free advertising/tie-ins.

  • July 4, 2009, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Ironic Name

    by DannyGloversDirtyBongwater

    Up early huh? Nothing like spamming early on teh holiday! <p> Anyways, I have a new movie idea. <p> It's called BallShock ™ technology. Everyone has a joystick in the theater, and it goes up down left right, corresponding to the people around you in the theatre. There would be a comedy playing, and any time anybody laughed they would get shocked in the balls by one or all of the people around them. <p> The technology even accounts for more than 1 shock at a time, so if you get zapped twice at once it holds the shock in a buffer and then shocks you on a delay. So EVERYONE COUNTS. <p> Anyways, as people start to laugh, people start to shock each other in the nuts. Women still get to play, but they obvoiusly won't get shocked. <p> This will encourage more women to go see guy movies, seeing as how chick flicks will not be equiped with BALLSHOCK©™ joysticks.

  • July 4, 2009, 12:25 p.m. CST

    For monopoly...

    by Geomancer21

    Microsoft the movie, or Wal-mart the movie would be too obvious. I'd think more along the lines of the dark side of "Buy and Large" from Wall-e.<BR><BR>A company starts off dominating a single area of industry (computers, video games, retail, movies, what have you), and moves on. going on to dominate areas finance, real estate, transportation, and eventually, defence contracts. Becoming the sole developer of all the military's most advanced technology, weapons, vehicles, computer systems, etc. and if somehow they managed to slip in a back door that would allow them to disable or even take control of all military hardware and software at one time, well, a CEO of such a company could cause problems indeed.<BR><BR>

  • July 4, 2009, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Rene Belloq figure the movie

    by mitortilla

  • July 4, 2009, 1:22 p.m. CST

    This post makes no sense

    by Arteska

    A viewmaster movie made in the style and spirit of The Goonies and Young Sherlock Holmes.... Are these people high all the time? Don't answer that.

  • July 4, 2009, 1:26 p.m. CST

    This nonsense is not going to stop without

    by Arteska

    a major revolt at the box office and frankly the press is letting the studios off the hook too much. They should be getting crucified for this garbage daily to the point it will no longer be socially acceptable to market or buy a ticket to a movie based on something like a popular cereal or something. These people are destroying their own business.

  • July 4, 2009, 2:04 p.m. CST

    I'm sorry.

    by Lobanhaki

    Is it even possible to parody this shit anymore? I mean, you're getting to the point where the only thing that anybody else is really contributing is a Brand. Why not just go "Fuck it!" and write an original movie?

  • July 4, 2009, 2:29 p.m. CST

    I bet somebody finds a viewmaster

    by mitortilla

    that sees into the future, probably Nicolas Cage. And has to stop some murders or some cataclysmic event.

  • July 4, 2009, 2:47 p.m. CST

    90% of these projects are bullshit

    by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer

    All they are doing is buying properties..give it a rest..there will never be a viewmaster movie

  • July 4, 2009, 3:50 p.m. CST

    There is a HUGE difference between Back to Future...

    by LabattsBleu

    which just happened to have a Delorean vs making a movie ABOUT the Delorean...the movie, the story would not have changed if you swapped the delorean with a old porsche for example. <br><br> those using this movie as a rationalization are way, way off base. It would be like calling The Ring a movie based off of VHS tapes: not at all the same thing. <br><br> this retarded concept is using the Viewmaster SPECIFICALLY. Now, I thought Pirates of the Caribbean was going to be awful too, but luckily the only thing that was similar was having pirates and being shot in the Caribbean...<br><br> this movie is destined to become a joke or a movie for kids only...

  • July 4, 2009, 3:52 p.m. CST

    the only thing that was similar was having pirates and being sho

    by lockesbrokenleg

    there were a LOT of winks to the ride in the movies - the dog with the key, the sound from the ride in part three after the ship falls down the waterfall, etc. It was great.

  • July 4, 2009, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Re: DIET COKE: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    That made me laugh. Thanks.

  • July 4, 2009, 4:31 p.m. CST

    OMG SEA MONKEYS!!!!!!!

    by alice 13

    directed by george romero!

  • July 4, 2009, 4:58 p.m. CST

    This is why California is going bankrupt

    by My_IQ_is_135

  • July 4, 2009, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Are people still wondering why

    by Steve_Dooku

    the economy in California is so bad? <br><br> The place is just a giant fucking drain.

  • July 4, 2009, 5:41 p.m. CST

    INANIMATE CARBON ROD: THE MOVIE

    by Royston Lodge

    I think we can all agree that I win the "Who can come up with the funniest movie title" contest. ;-)

  • July 4, 2009, 5:42 p.m. CST

    That's right 135 IQ.

    by Steve_Dooku

    My IQ is clearly a bit lower than yours since I didn't see your post before typing mine. :)

  • July 4, 2009, 6:35 p.m. CST

    this film is being made for this reason alone

    by Six Demon Bag

    there a wharehouses of these gadgets just collecting dust and they need to market them quick or put them in happy meals<P><P>i feel like im in JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS..pink is the new orange.<P>i want a big mac!

  • July 4, 2009, 6:37 p.m. CST

    The studios get ideas off this site!! Stop shouting out stupid s

    by alienindisguise

    We're all to blame for the decline of american film. It's like in one of the Simpsons Halloween specials where all the giant mascots came to life and the key to killing them was to just not look at them. Anytime a shitbag movie comes out just don't watch it. Stay home and spank it or just go outside for a few hours.

  • July 4, 2009, 6:38 p.m. CST

    VIOLIN: THE MOVIE

    by Geomancer21

    oh, wait, they did that already, didn't they?<BR><BR>and i'm sure if it was posted here that they were making a movie about a violin and no other info we'd get the same jokes.

  • July 4, 2009, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Naked Twister The Movie

    by lockesbrokenleg

    GET ON IT FOX!!

  • July 4, 2009, 6:45 p.m. CST

    PEZ 3D!!!!!!!

    by alice 13

    directed by m. knight!

  • July 4, 2009, 6:46 p.m. CST

    When I read this

    by HagCeli

    I thought it was an April fools joke... except it's not April.

  • July 4, 2009, 6:51 p.m. CST

    monopoly the movie

    by mitortilla

    oh that's right, they ARE actually making a movie about mr. moneybags.

  • July 4, 2009, 6:54 p.m. CST

    marbles directed by steve sodebergh

    by mitortilla

  • July 4, 2009, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Plastic Breakfast 3D

    by mitortilla

  • July 4, 2009, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Hey everyone

    by KAOS11DIRECTOR

    Hollywood is going to steal our movie ideas and not pay us. Let's hurry up and copyright this shit!

  • July 4, 2009, 8:22 p.m. CST

    DeLorean: the Movie

    by imagin78

    Let's be honest here. A movie about John DeLorean and the DMC-12 would be a million times better than this Orci/Kurtzman shit.

  • July 4, 2009, 9:54 p.m. CST

    Six Demon Bag

    by Dingbatty

    If only toy companies were that committed to the environment or recycling. Normally, if they have unsold product, it goes straight to a landfill. Think Atari ET cartridges.

  • July 4, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    paper plate

    by frank cotton

  • July 4, 2009, 10:50 p.m. CST

    PONG, THE MOVIE

    by FeralAngel

    In a perfect marriage between high-concept cinematic technology and insipid nostalgia, movie audiences sit for two hours watching a white ball bounce back and forth between two white triangles. In 3D!

  • July 4, 2009, 11:01 p.m. CST

    AICN - THE MOVIE!!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Angry fanboys attempt to take over the AICN offices. Script Girl co stats.

  • July 4, 2009, 11:01 p.m. CST

    FART: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:02 p.m. CST

    Sorry, I meant RECTANGLES

    by FeralAngel

    The game was before my time and besides I've been celebrating the Fourth...with a fifth. One more and that's one sixpack down. BTW, Budweiser makes the worst goddamn beer in the world. Bleah!

  • July 4, 2009, 11:05 p.m. CST

    THAT THING OVER THERE: THE MOVIE.

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:11 p.m. CST

    THAT DENT IN OWEN WILSON's NOSE: THE MOVIE.

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:15 p.m. CST

    NOT ENOUGH CASH FOR ROAD TOLL: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:16 p.m. CST

    DOG WONT SHUT UP: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:17 p.m. CST

    BOOGER OUT OF REACH: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:18 p.m. CST

    TRAVEL CHANNEL THE MOVIE!!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    TWO HOURS OF GOD DAMM BEACHES!!!!

  • July 4, 2009, 11:20 p.m. CST

    ECONOMY SEAT GOES BACK 2 INCHES: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:21 p.m. CST

    WAITING FOR CAR A/C TO GET COLD: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:21 p.m. CST

    THANK YOU FOR IGNORING US AGAIN HOLLYWOOD: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:23 p.m. CST

    BARF BAG THE MOVIE

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Starring Andy Dick.

  • July 4, 2009, 11:23 p.m. CST

    STUPID TRUCK BLOCKING STOPLIGHT: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:27 p.m. CST

    DRIVE THRU FORGOT TO INCLUDE A STRAW: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:28 p.m. CST

    DOMESTIC FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ARE OLD: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:32 p.m. CST

    PASSWORDS THAT REQ. LETTERs, #s, AND CAPs: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 4, 2009, 11:33 p.m. CST

    BELLY BUTTON LINT: The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:33 p.m. CST

    EAR WAX:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:34 p.m. CST

    TOE JAM:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:35 p.m. CST

    TITBAG:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:35 p.m. CST

    SPLIT ENDS:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:36 p.m. CST

    FRECKLES:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:37 p.m. CST

    BIRTHMARK:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:37 p.m. CST

    SHINGLES:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:38 p.m. CST

    PANCAKES OR WAFFLES:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:38 p.m. CST

    DEADLIEST CATCH THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    It's about as dull as the TV show.

  • July 4, 2009, 11:38 p.m. CST

    FRENCH TOAST:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:40 p.m. CST

    KING CRAB OR OPHELIA:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:42 p.m. CST

    HEAD LICE:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:44 p.m. CST

    ARE<P>YOU<P>WRITING<P>THIS<P>ALL<P>DOWN<P>HOLLYWOOD?

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:52 p.m. CST

    SCRIPTGIRL:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

    AICN Talkbackers need more things to bitch about!!!

  • July 4, 2009, 11:55 p.m. CST

    GINGERS:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

    Who would play Harry?<P>Post your choice below.

  • July 4, 2009, 11:57 p.m. CST

    TAG, YOU'RE IT:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 4, 2009, 11:58 p.m. CST

    IS ANIYBODY ELSE AROUND?:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 5, 2009, 12:04 a.m. CST

    STEVE McNAIR FOUND DEAD

    by DrMorbius

    Where is the AICNTalkback?

  • July 5, 2009, 12:29 a.m. CST

    THIS STUFF UNDER MY FINGERNAILS: THE MOVIE<BR><BR>WATER IN GOGGL

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:29 a.m. CST

    WATER IN GOGGLES: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:30 a.m. CST

    ZOO SMELL: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:30 a.m. CST

    TOO LONG EMAIL ADDRESSES: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:31 a.m. CST

    OUTDATED ELECTION BUMPER STICKERS: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:36 a.m. CST

    FOOD PARTICLES ON MY SHIRT - THE MOVIE

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 5, 2009, 12:37 a.m. CST

    T SHIRTS WITH FUNNY SAYINGS THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 5, 2009, 12:38 a.m. CST

    PRINTER JAM: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:39 a.m. CST

    YOU CAN TELL SHES FAT BY HER VOICE: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:41 a.m. CST

    MY COUCH - THE MOVIE

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 5, 2009, 12:41 a.m. CST

    PHONE SEX:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 5, 2009, 12:41 a.m. CST

    MYSPACE BANDS W/ HOT GIRL DEFAULT PICS: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:42 a.m. CST

    ACTION MOVIES = 7-11 CUPS : THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:44 a.m. CST

    THE HANGOVER - THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Oh shit. They did this one.

  • July 5, 2009, 12:44 a.m. CST

    GUY IN BACK OF THEATER YELLING STUFF: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:44 a.m. CST

    YOU GOT PEANUTBUTTER ON MY CHOCOLATE The Movie

    by DrMorbius

    YOU GOT CHOCOLATE ON MY PEANUTBUTTER-The Sequel

  • July 5, 2009, 12:45 a.m. CST

    GIGGLING GIRLS DURING SCARY MOVIE: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:46 a.m. CST

    TYPING IN ALL CAPS; THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    no caps at all-the sequel

  • July 5, 2009, 12:47 a.m. CST

    SCREAMING TWEENS AT TWILIGHT:The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 5, 2009, 12:49 a.m. CST

    DAMN KIDS SHOUTING AT TWILIGHT PREVIEW DURING TRANSFORMERS

    by lockesbrokenleg

    THE MOVIE!!!

  • July 5, 2009, 12:49 a.m. CST

    FAKE IMAX THEATERS: THE MOVIE on fake Imax

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:49 a.m. CST

    ASSHOLE KICKING THE BACK OF MY SEAT AT THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    The movie.

  • July 5, 2009, 12:51 a.m. CST

    20 BUCKS FOR A FUCKING POPCORN THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 5, 2009, 12:51 a.m. CST

    ALL NEWS CHANNELS COVERING EXACT SAME THING: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:53 a.m. CST

    I BUY A TICKET AND STILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE FRONT ROW CAUSE IT'S

    by lockesbrokenleg

    THE MOVIE!!!

  • July 5, 2009, 12:54 a.m. CST

    NACHOS FOR $6.50 THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    EXTRA CHEESE $1.75

  • July 5, 2009, 12:55 a.m. CST

    A NEWS CHANNEL PANEL ARGUING: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:56 a.m. CST

    TOO MANY PREVIEWS: THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 5, 2009, 12:56 a.m. CST

    I SAT ON FUCKING GUM AT THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    THE MOVIE

  • July 5, 2009, 12:56 a.m. CST

    CLEARLY BIASED PUNDIT TRYING TO SOUND NEUTRAL: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 12:57 a.m. CST

    TURN YOUR CELL PHONES OFF THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 5, 2009, 12:58 a.m. CST

    I NEED TO TAKE OUT A LOAN TO TAKE MY FAMILY TO

    by DrMorbius

    THE MOVIE

  • July 5, 2009, 12:58 a.m. CST

    TICKET LADY AT THEATER WAS SMOKING HOT THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 5, 2009, 1 a.m. CST

    LET'S DO THE CRAB DANCE - THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 5, 2009, 1 a.m. CST

    GUY WHO ANSWERS PHONE DURING MOVIE: The Movie

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 1 a.m. CST

    IPHONE GLOWS DURING MOVIE: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 1:02 a.m. CST

    CUT A HOLE IN THE POPCORN BUCKET BOTTOM

    by DrMorbius

    THE MOVIE

  • July 5, 2009, 1:02 a.m. CST

    HIGHLIGHTER WENT THROUGH PAPER: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 1:02 a.m. CST

    INSERT WIENER IN POPCORN BUCKET BOTTOM

    by DrMorbius

    THE MOVIE

  • July 5, 2009, 1:03 a.m. CST

    JAMMED STAPLER: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 1:04 a.m. CST

    HAVE GIRLFRIEND "TAKE" POPCORN FROM BUCKET

    by DrMorbius

    THE MOVIE

  • July 5, 2009, 1:05 a.m. CST

    SCHWIIIING: The Movie!!!

    by DrMorbius

  • July 5, 2009, 1:06 a.m. CST

    WHY DOES THE FILM STILL BREAK THE MOVIE

    by lockesbrokenleg

    With all these tech advancements?

  • July 5, 2009, 1:06 a.m. CST

    BARIUM ENEMA: The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 5, 2009, 1:06 a.m. CST

    THE PROLAPSED ANUS: The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 5, 2009, 1:07 a.m. CST

    FAKE CG THE MOVIE

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Otherwise known ss Resident Evil.

  • July 5, 2009, 1:07 a.m. CST

    REAL CG THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 1:08 a.m. CST

    CAN I TAKE MY "LOVE" DOLL TO :

    by DrMorbius

    The Movie?

  • July 5, 2009, 1:09 a.m. CST

    STD: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    Catch it while you can!!!

  • July 5, 2009, 1:11 a.m. CST

    HERPES SIMPLEX: The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 5, 2009, 1:12 a.m. CST

    I SAW WHO YOU DIDDLED LAST SUMMER: The Movie

    by DrMorbius

  • July 5, 2009, 1:14 a.m. CST

    LINDSAY LOHAN LICKS PUSSY IN 3-D: The Movie

    by DrMorbius

    Comin' at ya in 2010!!!

  • July 5, 2009, 1:16 a.m. CST

    LINDSAY LOHAN'S LICKED PUSSY: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    THE SEQUEL

  • July 5, 2009, 1:18 a.m. CST

    YOU WILL BELIEVE A TURD CAN FLY: The Movie

    by DrMorbius

    NO SHIT!!!

  • July 5, 2009, 1:20 a.m. CST

    I'M NOT MAKING THIS CRAP UP: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    I SHIT YOU NOT!!!

  • July 5, 2009, 1:24 a.m. CST

    THE MIRACLE OF THE AICN TALKBACK: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    AssimovLives posts and does NOT dis the new Star Trek.<P>Hard to believe buy true.

  • July 5, 2009, 1:25 a.m. CST

    OKAY I MADE THAST LAST ONE UP: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

  • July 5, 2009, 1:38 a.m. CST

    GOOD<P>NIGHT<P>TO<P>ALL<P>AND<P>SWEET<P>DREAMS<P>

    by DrMorbius

  • July 5, 2009, 1:45 a.m. CST

    BobOrci Presents: Hubba Bubba the Motion Picture

    by Darth_Inedible

    Bob Orci Presents TRAPPER KEEPER 2: Revenge of the Fallen. Bob Orci Presents: Crusty Gym Shorts IV. Bob Orci Presents: BARBIE DREAM HOUSE X: Nightmare in Whoreville. Bob Orci Presents: OREO DOUBLESTUFF verses the KEEBLER ELVES

  • July 5, 2009, 2:04 a.m. CST

    REALLY LONG END CREDITS THE MOVIE!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 5, 2009, 2:57 a.m. CST

    DannyGloversDirtyBongwater, I was up late.

    by ironic_name

    no holiday. what you talkin' about?

  • July 5, 2009, 2:58 a.m. CST

    A secret scene at the end of THE MOVIE!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 5, 2009, 2:59 a.m. CST

    STEVE McNAIR FOUND DEAD THE MOVIE

    by ironic_name

  • July 5, 2009, 3 a.m. CST

    DAKOTA FANNING'S HYMEN TORN BY LORENZO LAMAS

    by ironic_name

    THE MOVIE.

  • July 5, 2009, 3:02 a.m. CST

    zack galifinakis fingers his asshole for two hours the movie.

    by ironic_name

  • July 5, 2009, 4:46 a.m. CST

    Maybe all u see on the viewfinder...

    by the zapper

    is a giant ass farting?

  • July 5, 2009, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Cine2000 - that's the medium I would use.! In 4D.!

    by workshed

    Fucking gimmicks. When are we going to get back to the point where the script/story/casting are the essential ingredients of a movie.? Unless, we're going to make 'Polyester' again and bring back the 'scratch and sniff'.! Yah for Hollywood. They've finally run out of ideas. Watch some Iranian cinema. It might enlighten you thick fucks.

  • July 5, 2009, 8:29 a.m. CST

    Hollywood's Creative Minds

    by MaliceHighload

    DocMHumphrey above is on the right track. Saying Hollywood is out of ideas is ignorant.<p>The big movie studios are parts of larger corporations that are ONLY looking to make as much money as possible. They pick up these properties because of the BRAND RECOGNITION. Almost everyone grows up playing with these boardgames/toys. The corporation prizes that level of awareness. Then it's up to the producers and writers to figure out how to make a narrative feature out of "Connect Four". But I think it takes a lot MORE creativity (and balls) to try to conjure a story out of some of these intellectual properties.

  • July 5, 2009, 9:39 a.m. CST

    MORONIC AND DULL TALKBACK: THE MOVIE

    by TITBAG

    THIS IS THE BEST YOU FAILED AND FRUSTRATED WRITERS CAN COME UP WITH? DRMORBIUS GETS AT LEAST A HALF A POINT FOR NAMING A MOVIE AFTER YOURS TRULY BUT THE REST OF YOU? TYPING WHATEVER COMES INTO YOUR PUNY HEADS IS NEITHER FUNNY NOR CLEVER AND FREE ASSOCIATION DIED WITH THOSE HORRIBLE FUCKING MATRIX MOVIES THANK CHRIST.

  • July 5, 2009, 10:25 a.m. CST

    SPOILSPORT: THE MOVIE

    by FeralAngel

    Starring Titbag.

  • July 5, 2009, 10:26 a.m. CST

    MY NEWER REVEW BY PETREGRIFIN !

    by petergrifin

    hi everone if yuu want to see my newere reveiw then you can becase its on ainat it bale mews . com rightt now !its of my favorite summer movies and its top 10 reely .i hope you like it becaese it take me long itme and allso there is picturre there i make of sumer mvies amd you can even say coments there just like like yuo can here .its awsome web siter .its caled aint it bale news . com and its proper weebsite and you can join it .thakn you evreone !

  • July 5, 2009, 11:47 a.m. CST

    SETH ROGEN-AUTOFELLATIO : THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    A DICK SUCKING A DICK!<P>Redundant, but true!!!

  • July 5, 2009, 11:49 a.m. CST

    FRED FARKEY FINGER FUCKS FOR FUN: THE FILM

    by DrMorbius

    FINIS

  • July 5, 2009, 12:28 p.m. CST

    helen keller: taxi driver: the movie

    by ironic_name

  • July 5, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST

    failtroll origins: rise of a bored guy who can't bait anyone

    by ironic_name

    starring titbag and underooshero aka petergrifin

  • July 5, 2009, 12:35 p.m. CST

    making cheese: the movie

    by ironic_name

  • July 5, 2009, 12:36 p.m. CST

    2 dudes can't find their car: the movie

    by ironic_name

  • July 5, 2009, 12:38 p.m. CST

    jimmy and the time travelling delorian part one

    by ironic_name

  • July 5, 2009, 12:40 p.m. CST

    describing a smell: episode 2

    by ironic_name

  • July 5, 2009, 3:29 p.m. CST

    VHS Copy of Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie

    by Darth_Inedible

  • July 5, 2009, 3:43 p.m. CST

    COLORFORMS THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Dammit, these things keep falling off the screen!

  • July 5, 2009, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Helen Keller VS Helter Skelter THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 5, 2009, 6:24 p.m. CST

    Mr. Peanut The Movie: Jimmy Carter Strikes Back

    by jerseycajun

    "Have a taste a' some malaise, sucka!"

  • July 5, 2009, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Freaky Freezies: The Movie

    by jerseycajun

    Have to drop the temperature in the theater for the film to reveal the picture magically!

  • July 5, 2009, 6:48 p.m. CST

    yet they didn't like my Uno-Extreme pitch?

    by PANtheMAN

    i keep hearing the dumb-duh-dumb dumb dumb jingle from South Park whenever i think about this retarded idea for a film. While we're at it, how about kids playing a winner-take-all Uno game for their souls. Idunno, as long as some bully kid ends up blowing his brains out with a NERF pistol a la Deer Hunter

  • July 5, 2009, 8:05 p.m. CST

    FUCK THE VIEWERS - the ongoing series

    by frank cotton

  • July 5, 2009, 8:12 p.m. CST

    Sounds Like A Really Desperate Idea

    by Cobbio

    A Viewmaster? Really?<p> I had one when I was a kid, but that was decades ago. This toy isn't very interesting to anyone now. Only to the overly sentimental, braindead masses, who, upon hearing about the film, will say "Awww! I had one of those!" Following their initial cheesy rush, however, they'll realize, "Um, yeah. Actually I don't REALLY want to see a movie about that. Pretty boring idea, in all honesty."<p> I hope Bob and Alex realize this is the case.

  • July 5, 2009, 8:45 p.m. CST

    WHATS A VIEWMASTER: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    Can it see through clothing?

  • July 5, 2009, 8:49 p.m. CST

    MY LEFT NUT 2: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    The continueing saga of ....well, my LEFT NUT!

  • July 5, 2009, 8:51 p.m. CST

    MY LEFT NUT TOO: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    More of the same, natch!

  • July 5, 2009, 8:52 p.m. CST

    MY LEFT NUT TWO: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    WHAT? I have two left nuts!!!

  • July 5, 2009, 9:08 p.m. CST

    MY NUTS TWO: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 9:08 p.m. CST

    MY NUTS....THREE?: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 5, 2009, 9:17 p.m. CST

    fuck NEW IDEAS - the philosophy

    by frank cotton

  • July 5, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    LOCKE...

    by TITBAG

    NICE ONE WITH THE COLORFORMS YOU FUCKING PRICK.

  • July 5, 2009, 9:46 p.m. CST

    Hmmm...

    by xalener

    The only way I can see this going is having the viewmaster as some sort of Mcguffin that tells the future.... or something. Some kids found it, and they're being chased down for it by some evil dude.... OR: Some kids are on an adventure to find it. Either way, it's rediculously bad, and I WILL see it. To laugh.

  • July 5, 2009, 10:06 p.m. CST

    TIDDLYWINKS: THE MOVIE

    by FeralAngel

    PLOT: Giant plastic discs fly everywhere putting everybody's eye out. In 3D!

  • July 5, 2009, 10:22 p.m. CST

    Bionicle: The movie

    by xalener

    Wait... .... It's a remake AND a toy! Two birds with one stone.

  • July 5, 2009, 10:37 p.m. CST

    I SAW WHO YOU DILDO'D LAST SUMMER: THE MOTION PICTURE

    by PennsyDeux

  • July 5, 2009, 10:38 p.m. CST

    OW MY BALLS TWO: THE SQUEAKQUEL

    by PennsyDeux

  • July 5, 2009, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Hula Hoop Dreams: The Movie

    by PennsyDeux

  • July 5, 2009, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Easy Bake Ovens: The Movie

    by PennsyDeux

  • July 5, 2009, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Incredible Edibles: The Movie

    by PennsyDeux

  • July 5, 2009, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Skiddle Kiddles: The Movie

    by PennsyDeux

  • July 5, 2009, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Duncan YoYos: The Movie

    by PennsyDeux

  • July 5, 2009, 10:45 p.m. CST

    Operation: The Movie

    by PennsyDeux

  • July 5, 2009, 10:45 p.m. CST

    Origami: The Movie

    by PennsyDeux

  • July 5, 2009, 10:46 p.m. CST

    Baby Bye Bye: The Movie

    by PennsyDeux

    The baby from Raising Arizona has his own kid.

  • July 5, 2009, 10:49 p.m. CST

    E-Z PASS: THE MOVIE

    by PennsyDeux

    In a world where coins and paper currency are outlawed...

  • July 5, 2009, 11:27 p.m. CST

    ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS THE MOVIE!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Oh, that came out this summer.

  • July 5, 2009, 11:36 p.m. CST

    LITE-BRITE®: THE MOVIE

    by kar120c

    Watch for the EASY BAKE OVEN trailer

  • July 6, 2009, 12:48 a.m. CST

    TAMPON: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    The Bloody Horror!!!

  • July 6, 2009, 12:50 a.m. CST

    IMPLANTS: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    sWINGING YOUR WAY SOON!

  • July 6, 2009, 12:53 a.m. CST

    SILICONE OR SALINE? The Movie

    by DrMorbius

    Which are Breast?

  • July 6, 2009, 12:55 a.m. CST

    FULL MOON OUT LAST NIGHT: The Movie

    by DrMorbius

    OR WAS IT URANUS?

  • July 6, 2009, 12:58 a.m. CST

    VAMPIRES SUCK: The Movie

    by DrMorbius

    Sucking Vampires!

  • July 6, 2009, 12:59 a.m. CST

    GAY MORTICIANS: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    They suck down LONG COLD ONES after work!

  • July 6, 2009, 1:01 a.m. CST

    GAY IRISHMEN: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    Hugh FitzPatrick<P>Patrick FitzHugh

  • July 6, 2009, 1:04 a.m. CST

    Viewmaster is for Ages 4-8

    by conspiracy

    Right in the heart of the Orci/Kurtzman Demo...just like Bayformers.

  • July 6, 2009, 1:05 a.m. CST

    MY WIDDLE WUBBER DUCKY: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    I WUV WOO!

  • July 6, 2009, 1:09 a.m. CST

    TITBAG<P>OR<P>PLASTIC<P>THE<P>MOVIE<P>

    by DrMorbius

  • July 6, 2009, 1:13 a.m. CST

    JEALOUSY DOES NOT BECOME YOU: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

  • July 6, 2009, 1:14 a.m. CST

    CANDYLAND THE MOVIE

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Directed by Tim Burton.

  • July 6, 2009, 1:19 a.m. CST

    Blank Film: The Movie...

    by conspiracy

    From the writers of Transformers and Xena Princess Warrior comes a masterpiece..."Blank Film: The Movie".</p><p>Says Peter Travers of Rolling Stone:"I really did not think Orci/Kurtman had this kind of conceptual brilliance in them, it is like a view directly into their creative souls."</p><p> "Rarely has the film go'er been treated to such an in depth look into the mind of a "Blockbuster" writer. I completely understand where Orci and Kurtzman are coming from now...perhaps we need to re-evaluate their output to date, as if this work is an indication of what they have to work with on a daily basis, they might be savants.</p><p>"It was 2 hours of sublime nothingness...just a big white screen wrapped in Chocolate Covered Pussy Juice...when the lights went down, and the big white screen lit up...I wept with joy." Harry Knowles.</p><p>

  • July 6, 2009, 1:22 a.m. CST

    LINDSAY LOHAN LUNCHES ON LATVIAN LABIAS: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    LOVELY!

  • July 6, 2009, 1:25 a.m. CST

    MY JAMMIES ARE WARM AND FUZZY: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    Nighty Night!

  • July 6, 2009, 1:37 a.m. CST

    UNDEROOS THE MOVIE

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 6, 2009, 1:38 a.m. CST

    THAT ELECTRONIC FOOTBALL GAME WE ALL HAD: THE MOVIE!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 6, 2009, 1:53 a.m. CST

    TIGER LCD GAME: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 1:54 a.m. CST

    PORTA-POTTY SMELL: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 1:57 a.m. CST

    HOW SHIT GOT ON THE FLOOR: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 1:59 a.m. CST

    SARCASTIC FEMALE VW AD NARRATOR: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 2 a.m. CST

    THINKING THOSE CELEBS ACTUALLY DRINK PEPSI: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 2:01 a.m. CST

    BUTTHOLE HAIR: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 2:03 a.m. CST

    THOSE FREE APPLE STUDENT COMPUTERS: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 2:06 a.m. CST

    BLOND BITCH IN A LUXURY SUV: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 2:07 a.m. CST

    OLD GUY IN A CORVETTE: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 2:10 a.m. CST

    OVERACTING LOSER's YOUTUBE "SHOWS": THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 2:10 a.m. CST

    THAT GUY IN A BUICK DRIVING SLOW: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 2:31 a.m. CST

    HAND DRYERS THAT NEVER WORK THE MOVIE!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 6, 2009, 2:37 a.m. CST

    GRASS: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 2:38 a.m. CST

    MOWING THE LAWN: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 2:39 a.m. CST

    THAT HOARDER WITH TONS OF CRAP ON HIS PORCH:THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 2:41 a.m. CST

    CHEERLEADERS R ACTUALLY THE WANNABE POPULAR GIRLS: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 6:07 a.m. CST

    BRUNO: THE M- OH WAIT...

    by ironic_name

  • July 6, 2009, 6:34 a.m. CST

    The Sad Sad thing

    by InActionMan

    is many of the joke movie titles posted here such as Candy Land and Battleship are actually in development. <P> The hacks that run Hollywood need to read some books.

  • July 6, 2009, 8:24 a.m. CST

    CROSSFIRE the movie

    by turketron_2

    CROSSFIRE! You'll get caught up in the... CROSSFIRE... CROSSFIRE... CROSSFIIIRRRRRE!!!!! YEAH!

  • July 6, 2009, 8:51 a.m. CST

    SOAKING THE TIGHTIE WHITIES: THE MOVIE

    by ClarenceBeaks

  • July 6, 2009, 8:52 a.m. CST

    FACEBOOK: THE MOVIE

    by ClarenceBeaks

  • July 6, 2009, 8:53 a.m. CST

    MY SPACE: THE MOVIE

    by ClarenceBeaks

  • July 6, 2009, 8:53 a.m. CST

    FACEBOOK VS MY SPACE: THE MOVIE

    by ClarenceBeaks

  • July 6, 2009, 10:37 a.m. CST

    FACEBOOK: THE MOVIE EXISTS.

    by ironic_name

  • July 6, 2009, 11:17 a.m. CST

    MICRONAUTS

    by the Green Gargantua

    THE MICROVERSE BEKONS, WHY ARE WE FUCKING AROUND WITH VIEWMASTER?

  • July 6, 2009, 12:52 p.m. CST

    Linux: The movie

    by ChocolateJesusMan

    a 2 hour fim based on debugging source code & working on an IBM server...Starring Shia Lebouf

  • July 6, 2009, 1:05 p.m. CST

    PET ROCK: The Movie

    by mitortilla

  • July 6, 2009, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Another Jesus Movie: The Movie

    by mitortilla

  • July 6, 2009, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Movie: The Movie

    by mitortilla

  • July 6, 2009, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Take out The F@#kN Garbage! :The Movie

    by theycallmemrtibbs

  • July 6, 2009, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Bob Orci: The Movie

    by mitortilla

  • July 6, 2009, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Linux: The movie would be semi interesting

    by ironic_name

  • July 6, 2009, 2:26 p.m. CST

    NO COUNTRY FOR OLD PARCHEESY

    by ironic_name

  • July 6, 2009, 2:27 p.m. CST

    LOVE IN THE TIME OF STRATEGO

    by ironic_name

  • July 6, 2009, 2:28 p.m. CST

    GAK. REMEMBER GAK? THE MOVIE

    by ironic_name

  • July 6, 2009, 2:31 p.m. CST

    ROAD TO PLAY DOH

    by ironic_name

  • July 6, 2009, 2:34 p.m. CST

    THE MEGO WASN'T THERE

    by ironic_name

  • July 6, 2009, 2:35 p.m. CST

    THE ATARI OF KING GEORGE

    by ironic_name

  • July 6, 2009, 3:24 p.m. CST

    wow, 'BobOrci" hasn't shown up here yet?

    by finky089

    I woulda thought he'd have popped over here early on to add some color to this tid bit, or defend himself, or something. <p> then again, why show up to a festival of "fuck you's"? <p> (I guess b/c he has a habit of popping up on TBs related to him.)

  • July 6, 2009, 4:18 p.m. CST

    THOSE TWISTY YELLOW CHILDRENS SLIDES: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 4:19 p.m. CST

    THOSE CHILD_SAFE SURFACES FROM OLD TIRES: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    TILTED STOP SIGN: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 4:22 p.m. CST

    GUY MOWING ISLAND BETWEEN ROAD LANES: THE MOVIE

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • July 6, 2009, 4:52 p.m. CST

    finky089..Asking Bob to add "color" to a conversation?

    by conspiracy

    Really, dude..did you listen to the script to Transformers, Trek, Cloverfield???!</p><p>Orci/Kurtzman are to screen writers what Dr. Mengele is to the medical profession.

  • July 6, 2009, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Leave the Orcster alone

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Bob Orci is cool enough to be here. <BR> And we're just joking around,I doubt he takes it seriously.

  • July 6, 2009, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Bob is at home rolling around in piles of cash

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 6, 2009, 9:19 p.m. CST

    BOB ORCI: THE MOVIE

    by DrMorbius

    Picture Scrooge McDuck in his vault of money. Substitute Bob Orci as Scrooge. There ya go!!

  • July 6, 2009, 10:56 p.m. CST

    GibsonUSA Returns..but he should.

    by conspiracy

    Fuck that the world is full of fucking retards and actually paid to see shit like Cloverfield and Transformers...The FACT is he and Kurtzman write some epic SHIT..and not in a good way. Sure they make bank...but so do the fucking TeleTubbies, Barney and Lady fucking Ga-Ga and Home Town Buffet. $$$ does not equal quality...just popularity amongst the lowest common denominator, retards or children.

  • July 6, 2009, 11:10 p.m. CST

    Didn't this site go apeshit when Cloverfield came out?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I remember that damn Internet game was all you bozos could talk about for months. Remember the idiots who thought it was a Voltron movie?

  • July 6, 2009, 11:23 p.m. CST

    locke

    by DrMorbius

    I still get headaches thinking about that "shaky-cam" POS!

  • July 6, 2009, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Maybe we should call a truce with the right-wing Republicans

    by kevred

    just long enough for them to nuke Hollywood. Then we can all start over with a clean slate. After all, at least they had the good sense to make Charlton Heston president of something.

  • July 7, 2009, 1:19 a.m. CST

    conspiracy -- Cloverfield

    by Boborci

    we had nothing to do with it

  • July 7, 2009, 1:21 a.m. CST

    tried to get our hands on battleship

    by Boborci

    but somebody beat us to it

  • July 7, 2009, 1:23 a.m. CST

    finky089 -- "festival of fuck yous"

    by Boborci

    hilarious -- love FU festivals!

  • July 7, 2009, 2:19 a.m. CST

    hey bob! *applause*

    by ironic_name

    just like norm in cheers.

  • July 7, 2009, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Sorry Bob...you get a Pass for Cloverfuck..

    by conspiracy

    I always just lump you, Kurtzman and JJ together...like some kind of evil, but successful, Siamese triplets.</p><p>But Transformers 1&2, MI3, Xena? Fucks sake man...enough!

  • July 7, 2009, 9:14 a.m. CST

    that's it. it's the end of hollywood.

    by cloudrider`

    when hollywood has to resort to making stories out of kid toys, you know you're in cinema's darkest phase yet. <p> that's bayformers legacy for you. thank yourself for making this happen by watching those shitty films.

  • July 7, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    CLAVIUS -

    by The_Ritty

    that was hilarious!!!

  • July 7, 2009, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Pac-Man: the Movie

    by Just_Another_Fat_Geek

    "Little. Yellow. Different."

  • July 7, 2009, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Billu Mays dies.......andAssimovLives

    by DrMorbius

    Oh the humanity!

  • July 7, 2009, 4:14 p.m. CST

    The pitch: "It's Beastmaster meets The View!"

    by bswise

  • July 8, 2009, 1:14 a.m. CST

    Fingercuffs:The Movie

    by KAOS11DIRECTOR

    ..If.you know what I mean!?

  • July 8, 2009, 1:16 a.m. CST

    VirtuaBoy - The Movie!

    by Johnno

    It'll be even more 3D! It's the Avatar of the toy industry! Fuck Viewmaster!

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