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F Bayformers - Give Me ROBOGEISHA!!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... with the best trailer you're likely to see all year long. ROBOGEISHA! From the same team that brought us the amazing MACHINE GIRL and the visual effects wizards behing TOKYO GORE POLICE comes ROBOGEISHA which looks like a true wonder to behold. Just wait till you see FRIED SHRIMP and HIP KATANA. This is the sort of mind bending lunacy that I have come to covet. Japan is indeed a magical island... to produce stuff like this and Miyazaki... amazing.

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  • June 30, 2009, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Double post

    by Series7

    Double Post.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    TOKYO GORE POLICE is less than

    by Series7

    Poultryguist. TGP just didn't do it for me. I don't think the humor translates. I liked that Baseball movie better.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    So awesome it gets a double listing!! part 2.

    by vic twenty

    Which one will be kept, Harold??

  • June 30, 2009, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Harry also hates the primitive talkback system

    by ricarleite2

    But he only started to learn ASP to try to improve it. Also, he will migrate from Access to MySQL.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Tokyo Gore Police was FUCKING GARBAGE

    by Bob C. Cock

    not good at all is what i'm trying to get across

  • June 30, 2009, 1:08 p.m. CST

    AHHHH Battlefield Baseball

    by Series7

    Thanks Series7 your the best!

  • June 30, 2009, 1:09 p.m. CST


    by GetEveryone

    Which post are YOU in?

  • June 30, 2009, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Too bad I'm at work

    by Series7

    I have no idea what this movie or looks like.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:10 p.m. CST


    by FlickaPoo

  • June 30, 2009, 1:11 p.m. CST


    by FlickaPoo

  • June 30, 2009, 1:11 p.m. CST


    by FlickaPoo

  • June 30, 2009, 1:12 p.m. CST

    that looks like...

    by lead_sharp

    bad troma.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Watched the trailer?

    by GetEveryone

    Here is the correct response:<BR><BR>o.O<BR><BR>Kind of on topic, but not really: I watched Zatoichi recently; anybody else think it neads a major trim and possibly a touch of effects work?

  • June 30, 2009, 1:14 p.m. CST


    by Series7

    MY ASS!

  • June 30, 2009, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Fuck Robogeisha. Give me my Megas XLR movie!

    by DerLanghaarige

    With Tyler Labine as Coop. Directed by Katherine Bigelow, doing her first comedy!

  • June 30, 2009, 1:14 p.m. CST

    She killed him with Fried Shrimp

    by GornPirate


  • June 30, 2009, 1:15 p.m. CST


    by GetEveryone

    Apologies for the many typos.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:16 p.m. CST

    My comment was deleted

    by fassbinder79

    And it was a positive about this trailer and AICN. Hmmm....

  • What ever happened to Versus 2? Did it ride the midnight meat train to nowhere? <P> Battlefield Baseball is the movie you were looking for Series7. <P> Have any of you seen my pen? <P> Does this count as a new twitch? <P> Ahhhh good times had in that thread we did. Too bad Harry had to go all controling on our asses and close it just right as the party was starting.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:17 p.m. CST

    *that got shitcanned like an American Autoworker

    by Series7

    Thats what the rest of my subject like should have said, if I understood the concept of MAXIMUM.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:18 p.m. CST

    This is going to be bigger than

    by Series7

    Big man Japan, I bet money on it.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:19 p.m. CST

    I guess someone in Japan watched AUSTIN POWERS

    by YackBacker

    Fembots? Oooooo how fucking novel?!?! Please, this is not even remotely titillating. Tengu Milk? Can we get some BATMAN news or something? Another set report from EXPENDABLES maybe?

  • June 30, 2009, 1:20 p.m. CST

    As was at a Poultryguist

    by Series7

    Screening not to long ago, and the King Lloyd Kaufman was there. But it was a late show and they didn't want to do a Q&A because it was late (WAAAAAAA). I wanted to ask how he felt about Asian cinema pretty much making their own Troma flicks.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:21 p.m. CST

    This looks terrible...

    by GingerBallz

  • June 30, 2009, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Fuck Avatar!

    by HorrorFan81

    That trailer alone raped by eye sockets. And they liked it.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:22 p.m. CST

    She was bleeding

    by Turtle_Z

    out of her ASS! And you want me to watch this shit?

  • June 30, 2009, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Now, this is just SILLY!

    by DennisMM


  • June 30, 2009, 1:24 p.m. CST

    That voiceover sounded something like...

    by BV

    ...a raging alcoholic with a hairlip. Hahaha!

  • June 30, 2009, 1:26 p.m. CST


    by robert.thekilled

    I loathe TF2 so much I will not buy a ticket. But ROBOGEISHA isn't exactely going to justify, well, anything. Right? Wait for the AVATAR trailer. Ok buddy? Yikes. Or pop in The Dark Knight again.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:27 p.m. CST

    You actually think this looks good?

    by UndeadRabbitZombieJim

    No wonder all of your reviews suck.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Geisha missile?!??!?!?!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Holy fuck, LOOOOL.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:29 p.m. CST

    This is a joke, right?

    by Magunga

    The trailer looked like something one might see on "Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job." How can they possibly stretch this into a feature-length film, especially since there wasn't one even slightly humorous gag.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:30 p.m. CST

    V cheap

    by brock landers baby

    V cheap indeed.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:34 p.m. CST

    It's official. Harry is that MCXVXIIII 'FU MBay' Guy.

    by Se7en

    It's like Harry's a closet hating Michael Bay who's come out of the closet. Seriously, why all the hateness ? Try watching TF2 a second time without all the hate. I promise you, you'll have fun.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Why did the buildings bleed?

    by tiltandflip

    I'm sorry Harry, but that looks like complete shit. The whispering voice over was crap too.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Do people REALLY like this stuff,

    by decypher44

    or is it a joke? I can't tell sometimes. I laughed so damn hard that I choked on a Chili Cheese Frito. And not a good laugh, but "Oh my God, his is terrible" laugh.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:35 p.m. CST

    This DOES look terrible

    by slone13

    <p>TERRIBLY AWESOME!!!</p> <p>Fuck all y'all naysayers.</p>

  • June 30, 2009, 1:37 p.m. CST

    America doesn't understand

    by mitortilla

    that great original ideas are always on the verge of being stupid.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:38 p.m. CST


    by Ryan30

    So, Transformers 2 offends you, but this piece of garbage with a woman having her face burned off from titty milk acid is awesome? Is there even a way to describe how your opinion is now officially less then useless? Such an asshole!! Seriously.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:39 p.m. CST


    by Mr.FTW

    You hated Transformers 2 but are excited about this? That is a sad state of affairs.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Hey Harry

    by Series7

    I rented the movie your animation is talking about. It better be fucking good.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:40 p.m. CST

    This is the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

    by HoboCode

    I'm dead serious. My WORD this looks fucking obnoxious and idiotic. How could anyone sit through 2 hours of this bullshit?

  • June 30, 2009, 1:43 p.m. CST

    I'd like to buy the lead actress for sex.

    by ironic_name

    this is less sophisticated than ILM's work for transformers. <P> you are a retard, in every sense, if you think otherwise.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:43 p.m. CST

    fine you take robogeisha

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    i'll take a naked-ass yummy supermodel! you creep

  • June 30, 2009, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Has DiCaprio already picked up the rights?

    by Who Dat Ninga

    The American version will be a wreck.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Giesha Gay

    by Underoos Hero


  • June 30, 2009, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Harry Please, this is SAW 2025 Rise of the Machines!

    by ganymede3010

    Harry you have a very strange fetish for asian chics, oh that's right, you're married to one. I dig asian chics too, doesn't mean I have to dig their b-movie robo-porn.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:48 p.m. CST


    by idrinkyourmilkshake


  • June 30, 2009, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Can the movie

    by Hercules

    possibly be as good as that trailer?

  • June 30, 2009, 1:49 p.m. CST


    by Nucking Futs

    I hope you were being sarcastic when you said you actually thought this trailer was decent in any way, shape, or form. I would rather watch the most boring 10 minutes of "Revenge of the Fallen" over and over for 2 hours straight, while sitting in a puddle of my own piss and vomit, while 12 year olds send text messages and talk loudly non stop around me, than sit through 5 seconds of this ridiculous ROBOGEISHA bullshit. Jesus H. Christ, Harry. What the hell happened to you?

  • June 30, 2009, 1:50 p.m. CST


    by Bladernner79

    I'm not a big fan of Michael bay but i will say transformers and transformers 2 where both pretty entertaining nothing great but not the horrible shit that this fat fuck harry claims them to be. This piece of shit lost all credibility years ago, if he had any to begin with i don't really know, but after his bullshit review of terminator salvation i had enough of this fat fuck. this man loves speed racer and indy 4 which in my opinion indy 4 is such a big let down in every way possible. enough of harry and this fucking shit sight they have no power anyway, every review for transformers 2 was negative on here no one cares what you think harry and any other loser you associate with. you are a fat disgusting waster of a human being

  • June 30, 2009, 1:55 p.m. CST

    seriously, if she will star in this pos, I want to buy her for s

    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 1:55 p.m. CST


    by Nucking Futs

    a 60 minute movie with nothing but a single shot of my asshole, Harry would like it more than Transformers. I don't get it Harry, did Michael Bay nail the girl you liked in high school or something? What is with the Bay HATE?

  • June 30, 2009, 1:56 p.m. CST


    by Bladernner79

    that is the worst shit i have every seen, the only think fucking Japanese should do is make electronics and cars. their humor is shit and all that robot monster crap they produce. best think that happened to those little fucking savages was getting two bombs dropped on their yellow asses.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:57 p.m. CST

    I want to buy her for sex.

    by ironic_name

    I want to buy her for sex.

  • June 30, 2009, 1:59 p.m. CST

    how much? the yen is strong.

    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 1:59 p.m. CST


    by Bladernner79

    i guess since he married an Asian he has to like all the shit they produce. god i really dislike harry with a passion, his arrogance makes me want to kick his weak knees out from under him

  • June 30, 2009, 1:59 p.m. CST

    will I pretend I'm making a movie?

    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 2 p.m. CST

    Transformers apologists ...

    by GiveMeAnFinBreak

    the line for the short bus begins at the left. Everybody, get in single file so we can gun you down more efficiently. Thank you.

  • June 30, 2009, 2 p.m. CST

    And this looks awesomely retarded

    by GiveMeAnFinBreak

    I'd watch it.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:01 p.m. CST

    japanese prostiutes do rawhide bj

    by ironic_name

    whatta country!

  • June 30, 2009, 2:02 p.m. CST

    and they all look alike so I could be fucking her.

    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 2:02 p.m. CST

    even so, I want the real thing. I'll pretend I'm making a movie

    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST

    GiveMeAnFinBreak "I'd watch it."

    by Nucking Futs

    That's because you are a fucking douchebag. Go suck on Harry's bitch tits some more.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Looks entertaining.

    by Azlam Orlandu

    On the most ridiculous level possible.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST

    afterward, I'll make her show me where they keep thier toys

    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 2:04 p.m. CST


    by Bladernner79

    I'm not making any apologies you cum fart, the movie was what i expected loud, dumb, and good effects. But i can't stand fatso hypocracy he loves shit like land of the lost and indy 4 which by the way after watching 4 times on blu-ray im finally able to admit how bad it was. harrys a hack who will like anything as long as he's invited to sets and premiers

  • June 30, 2009, 2:05 p.m. CST


    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

    Not that difficult.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:05 p.m. CST

    you know, the $400 optimus prime that is really tiny?

    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 2:06 p.m. CST

    those kind of toys. oh and the gigantor robot.

    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Nucking Futs ...

    by GiveMeAnFinBreak

    Yeah. I'm the douchebag. 'Cause I'm repeatedly coming to a place I apparently HATE for no other reason than to bitch and start shit. On the internet. I'm surprised you can even see the screen with your head that far up your ass.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Sorry, but when the buildings sprayed blood when

    by CreasyBear

    dismembered by swords, I laughed my ass off. Some of that stuff is like vintage ZAZ.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:10 p.m. CST

    That Looks Terrible: Complete With "Live And Let Die" Rip-Off Mu

    by Media Messiah


  • June 30, 2009, 2:10 p.m. CST


    by ThePilgrim

    Sci-fi Channel Fx.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Hey, I'm not defending Harry ...

    by GiveMeAnFinBreak

    I mean, it's pretty obvious the guy's gone Hollywood. That's a dead horse, already. Me, I'm just bashing anybody who defends Revenge of the Fallen. Because you're obviously retarded ... and I've seen Idiocracy. Although, given the fact that you're posting here under the name 'Blade Runner,' I'd say the odds of your ever breeding are pretty low. So, whatever ...

  • June 30, 2009, 2:10 p.m. CST

    couldn't bother to finish watching TGP

    by Stalkeye

    as the movie became too much of a schlockfest. i did like machinegun girl for pure campiness. now the consensous for TF2 is growing.i gotta admit it but harry was right about bayformers 2.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:11 p.m. CST

    then I'd make her eat a pizza, no okonomiyaki shit.

    by ironic_name

    and masturbate.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:12 p.m. CST

    That's "Live And Let Die" Rip-off Music

    by Media Messiah

    Paul McCartney should sue!!!

  • June 30, 2009, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Creasybear ...

    by GiveMeAnFinBreak

    Exactly. Bleeding architecture is so beyond retarded it's kind of awesome.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:12 p.m. CST

    alternity optimus prime, thats what its called. japs horde 'em.

    by ironic_name

    they live in the future. bastards.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Let me make sure I understand this

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    You hated on Bay-formers but you endorse this shit?

  • June 30, 2009, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Harry, this trailer sucks cocks

    by one_guy_from_andromeda_

    but then again, i like cocks ;)

  • June 30, 2009, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Ha! Ha! Ha! ...fried shrimp.

    by siouxfire

    ...just one ass for these assassins.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:14 p.m. CST


    I... don't know what to say about any of that.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:14 p.m. CST


    by Nucking Futs

    "...repeatedly coming to a place I apparently HATE for no other reason than to bitch and start shit." Looks to me that the pot is calling the kettle black my friend. Weren't you the same person that was "bitching and starting shit" about Transformers apologists up above? What did you say? You wanted to "form a line" so you could gun them all down? Hmmmmm...

  • June 30, 2009, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Looks like it was filmed for about 100 grand

    by ZombieHeathLedger

    This isn't good/bad this is bad/bad.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:17 p.m. CST


    by Nucking Futs

    about genital warts, half the jackasses on here would go see it. Especially that cock juggler GiveMeAnFinBreak.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:17 p.m. CST

    We are all now dumber for having watched that.

    by KillerTomato

    I award you no points, Harry, and may God have mercy on your soul. <br><br> Oh, Japan.... There's something wrong with that entire fucking country. Entertainingly wrong, but wrong nonetheless.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Oh comes another Harry review

    by spiceybiscuit

    if he likes it, the movie will be a C-, sorry Harry

  • June 30, 2009, 2:19 p.m. CST

    I don't remember dropping acid today...

    by Continentalop

    ...I wonder why I am having this LSD trip of robot geishas?

  • June 30, 2009, 2:20 p.m. CST

    "wee! uh!" plop of goo on her face. her fake smile. my fake cheq

    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST

    The only thing more mindbending than that trailer...

    by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS going to bed with Megan Fox but waking up with KATHY FUCKING BATES.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST

    And did she stab a woman in the ass?

    by Continentalop

    And did I see blood shooting out of her rectum for like 20 seconds? Or did I just hallucinate that?

  • June 30, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST


    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST

    i bet ya a million gazillion yen

    by radruss001

    harry got/will get a special preview so he lauds all things Robogeisha

  • June 30, 2009, 2:23 p.m. CST

    speaking of stabbing a woman in the ass

    by ironic_name

    I would ram it in there after she said she didn't do anal, just to see her with round eyes. hee!

  • June 30, 2009, 2:23 p.m. CST

    Kathy Bates rules!

    by Continentalop

    I would rather see a movie with Kathy Bates in it than Megan Fox or Jessica Alba. Why? Because Kathy Bates can actually ACT and she has a better track record of good movies (excluding The Waterboy). <p>

  • June 30, 2009, 2:24 p.m. CST

    These films are gross. vile. *BAaaaRFFFf*

    by George Newman

    Very unpleasant stuff. Previews of TGP made me sick to my stomach. This stuff is just so awful. It's like gross-out porno. *barf*

  • June 30, 2009, 2:24 p.m. CST

    rive and ret die!

    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 2:25 p.m. CST


    by ironic_name

  • June 30, 2009, 2:27 p.m. CST

    ironic_name, you are a sick man

    by Continentalop

    Which is probably why I like you. Keep the faith fellow Baliever.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:29 p.m. CST

    even the buildings were bleeding.

    by Warcraft


  • June 30, 2009, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Just wait for the trailer of "The Pee Man"

    by DerLanghaarige

  • June 30, 2009, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Billy Mays dies and....AssimovLives

    by DrMorbius

    Oh, the humanity!!!

  • June 30, 2009, 2:34 p.m. CST


    by Nucking Futs


  • June 30, 2009, 2:35 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    EVEN THOUGH ITS MADE WELL OVER 200 MIL ALREADY. BTW, this looks like shit.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Nucking Futs

    by GiveMeAnFinBreak

    I'm not ragging on the staff, am I? Just a rather small percentage of the people who come here. Sure, I disagree with a lot of the reviewers on this site, but that's what's great about it. You can pick and choose whose reviews you pay attention to. For instance, if Massawyrm gives a good review of a movie, I'll be more likely to check it out than if Harry does - because history's shown that Massa's tastes are more in line with mine. Or, on the other end of the spectrum, if Hercules gives a good review of a tv show, chances are I'm going to skip it, because most of the time it's readily apparent he's got no idea what he's talking about. But I don't jump into each and every talkback giving him shit for it. I've got better things to do. Most of the time. Obviously, not right now. Although, I really should be working.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:38 p.m. CST

    conti, its 5:33 am<P> I must recharge my batteries.

    by ironic_name

    and I don't know if stuntmike mentioned this, but I have finished the first professionals comic. once I work out the framing of the last pages, they will be read for which - people reading this - is the finest source of movie news and current affairs on the earth.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Tokyo Gore Police was A-mazing

    by Spandau Belly

    My mind is still blown.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:41 p.m. CST

    F Harry instead

    by Logan_1973

    Your personal vendettas and double-standards have ruined this site.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:41 p.m. CST

    they will be ready for

    by ironic_name

    just like my massive bangstick is ready to impregnate the face of the girl in robogiesha, while I punch her vagina with my face.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:42 p.m. CST


    by DrMorbius

    Kathy Bates RACK.<P>I saw that in ABOUT SCHMIDT, and I STILL have trouble sleeping at night!!!

  • June 30, 2009, 2:44 p.m. CST

    F this shit that no one ever sees but Harry.

    by lockesbrokenleg

    God. Way to waste 2 minutes of my time

  • June 30, 2009, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Uh... Uh... I don't know... what to say...

    by bb6634

    Just: Wow.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Avatar trailer

    by kwisatzhaderach

    will own all.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:48 p.m. CST


    by Trannyformers_Apologist

    "It's not Shakespeare" "Leave your brain at the door" "summer blockbuster" " Fun entertaining escapism" "It doesn't take it self to seriously" <P> How is this any different than Shitformers 1 and 2

  • June 30, 2009, 2:49 p.m. CST



    Only kiddin'. Aintitbalenews is a lot worse.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Awesome ironic_name

    by Continentalop

    I check AIBN regularly to see when it is up. I can't wait to see it.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Hey, Richard_gere

    by Continentalop

    AIBN got petergrifin reviewing movies. Believe me, that is way more entertaining than any of the reviewers here.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:53 p.m. CST


    by Nucking Futs

    I don't normally bad mouth the reviewers on here. I read and usually agree with a lot of the reviews on this site. What is starting to annoy the piss out of me though, is the fact that Harry keeps taking little jabs at freakin Transformers. It's getting kinda old. I get it, he didn't like the movie, and he doesn't like Michael Bay. But just look at the title of his review above. "F Bayformers..." His hate for the movie is just getting a little repetitive and annoying now. Drop it, Fat Man. We get the goddamn point. As far as why I jumped all over you, it was just a case of bad timing. I was annoyed at Harry's jab and his recommendation for this god awful Robogeisha shit, and you popped in with a further jab to gun down anyone that liked the Transformers movie. Sorry you took the brunt of my verbal attacks, dude. I know Harry's pussy ass would never fight back so you were the sacrificial lamb.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Good Lord

    by Mr_Plainview

    I've seen some things, and I mean I've seen some THINGS. But that was the most outright bizarre shit ever. Tokyo Gore Police was fuck all crazy, but this is just insane. Why can't we make movies like this in America? Seriously how much cooler would Iron Man have been if he had half the shit these Geisha Bots have? Second thought, how much more out right disturbing wold Iron man have been if he had half the shit these Geisha Bots have?

  • June 30, 2009, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Stan Lee's Role in 'Iron Man 2' Revealed LOOK

    by Stanbee54321

  • June 30, 2009, 2:55 p.m. CST

    What's Worse?

    by Nucking Futs

    Megan Fox's Acting or Kathy Bates' rack?

  • June 30, 2009, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Don't forget money equals quality!

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

    Bayformers 2 made a lot of money so it must be a good movie. <P> Remember that MONEY EQUALS QUALITY!<P> So next time Bay makes a movie be sure to jump on the bandwagon and praise his movie.

  • June 30, 2009, 2:56 p.m. CST


    by Stanbee54321

  • June 30, 2009, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Anime blows

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Thank God my brain hates that shit

  • June 30, 2009, 2:57 p.m. CST


    by Stanbee54321

  • June 30, 2009, 3 p.m. CST

    never as good

    by nametaken

    as the trailer. i will be seeing it though with high hopes and expectations as always.

  • June 30, 2009, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Stan Lee's is LARRY KING Iron Man 2

    by Stanbee54321

  • June 30, 2009, 3:07 p.m. CST


    by Nucking Futs

    Are you then saying that if a movie makes a shit ton of money does that it MUST suck, and people that go and see it and enjoy the movie are ALL fucking stupid? Hmmm, so does that mean that Eddie Murphy's "Imagine That" was a fucking Tour de force since it made a total of $12 in the box office?

  • June 30, 2009, 3:08 p.m. CST

    On a side note...

    by tagkc

    The background music sounds like it was ripped from "View to a kill"

  • June 30, 2009, 3:11 p.m. CST

    This shit looks ridiculoid

    by turketron_2

    Awesome trailer, but I bet the movie has a bunch of shitty story that drags on and on. If not, and 80% of it is filled with the lunacy from this trailer, then I'd love to see it. WTF is with the scene with the schoolgirl spraying blood from her ass!? I had to cut the vid off at that point cuz I'm at work...

  • June 30, 2009, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Someone didn't get a Christmas card from M. Bay!

    by Philvis

    Harry, You are going to regret bashing Bay the way you have been. There are going to be plenty of studios who become leary of you after your "I hate Michael Bay" antics. You already got your Paramount ads yanked, so that should tell you something. If you are not careful, all you will have left is Script Girl. A good reviewer never gets emotionally caught up with their actual review. Stop acting like a 14 year old bitchy girl. The last I checked, Transformers was not supposed to equate to a religious experience or Best Picture type of film. If you dislike a movie, just say so. Don't rant and whine like a little girl. Don't be surprised if your film perks and set invites start to dwindle away.

  • June 30, 2009, 3:17 p.m. CST

    My Anus is bleeding!!!!

    by Johnno

    Dance! Everybody Dance !!

  • June 30, 2009, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Keep on bashing, Harold...

    by JackLucas

    Bayformers is busy counting all of the money while your corny ass Japanese horseshit trailer looks about as good as a 400 pound red head sitting on a couch she has started growing out of eating KFC and giggling at Oprah.

  • June 30, 2009, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Harry, please stay off the frakin Meds ok . . for all our sakes

    by Lazerman21

    Dude, I am SO sorry, yes, this ROBOGEISHA is going to be a LAUGH, but so was TRANSFORMERS and it had way cooler action, and for me, as a upcoming Voice Over Artist, I love hearing my Mentors at the TOP of their game in this movie, and TRANSFORMERS deserves every freakin cent it gets. Get OFF your meds dude and start enjoying films again, come down from whatever high horse you are on, and chill. But stop being such a Hypocrite when it comes to film, you LOVED Star Wars Prequels,(Sadly I can do one awesome JAR JAR BINKS Impression, you have been warned . .) and yet you can't love TRANSFORMERS, you Hate Transformers, and yet you JOYGASIM over a GEISHA ROBOT who kills with a saw coming out of her mouth . . . I will watch this too, for I KNOW what I am getting into, JUST like I knew what I was getting into when I went and saw TRANSFORMERS. To love THIS and not love TRANSFORMERS is hypocritical, in my opinion. Bring on HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE! "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK" of the Harry Potter Series!

  • June 30, 2009, 3:24 p.m. CST


    by richardphilip

    it just looks crap. end of.

  • June 30, 2009, 3:26 p.m. CST


    by knowthyself

    So TF2 is offensive but this is not?

  • June 30, 2009, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Twitch is bigger than AICN... you know it!

    by DarthBakpao

  • June 30, 2009, 3:33 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Fuck, is all that actually in the movie??? Plus some crazy remix of Live And Let Die? YESSSSSS!!!!

  • June 30, 2009, 3:36 p.m. CST


    by Nucking Futs

    I think I'd actually prefer watching the 400 pound red head growing into her couch watching Oprah and giggling than Harry's new favorite movie, Robogeisha.

  • June 30, 2009, 3:36 p.m. CST

    You people have no sense of humor

    by Stabby

    Obviously Harry's just yanking our chains. That said, Harry's 100% right about Bayformers 2!

  • June 30, 2009, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Did someone already say "Riv and Ret Die"?

    by Nucking Futs

  • June 30, 2009, 3:41 p.m. CST

    I have been to Japan.

    by Ironhelix

    This movie only vaguely hints at how weird those people are. Love their food though...

  • June 30, 2009, 3:44 p.m. CST


    by Nucking Futs

    entitled, "Thicket of Pubes". Can I get a big ad on your website and a raving review?

  • June 30, 2009, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Christ! WTF?

    by Mennen

  • June 30, 2009, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Go Go Power Rangers

    by BigTimeBoxOffice

    I feel like I just watched Power Rangers mixed with Shogun Assassin.

  • June 30, 2009, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Leave It Harry...


    Only some sick perv like you would want to watch some oriental chick bleed out of her ass! And all you can do is diss Michael Bay? You're one sick fuck. Your wife need to beat you about the head and neck...

  • June 30, 2009, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Transformer Whiners

    by Continentalop

    Wow. I never saw so many people upset just because one fat guy with a bad back didn't rave about there movie. I mean, WTF do you care if he likes it or not? It seems to be some kind of litmus test now to see if you are following the party line. <p> Here is the deal gents: Robogeshia is a crappy movie - but it is what's called a "guilty pleasure." Liking something for the pure audacity of it. Trannyformers is also a crappy movie - no matter how you guys try to spin it - but you can like it as a "guilty pleasure." "Hey, it was just popcorn fun" is an excuse to like it, not a rave review. And that is fine, everyone has there own taste. But don’t pretend the film deserves some kind of accolades. <p> I see no conflict of interest in liking a whacked out Japanese movie that cost about one-day's worth of Transformers’ crafts services, vs. liking what looks like a $200 million dollar B-movie with a plot that is even simplistic than something from a Sid & Marty Kroft show.

  • June 30, 2009, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Jap-takeaway does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Conti speaks the TRUTH.<p> Not sure about Ironhelix though. Loving Japanese food that is...<p> ...I gotta admit I dont know what Jap food is. I mean I love Chinese. Aromatic cripsy duck with hoi sin sauce is delicious. I also love Thai food, Thai green, fishcakes, chilli dip, yum!<p> But Jap food? Pls tell me what is it? What are the best dishes?

  • June 30, 2009, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Wow, I never saw some guy upset over people getting upset

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Who's upset? I'm laughing that TF made over 200 mil in three days despite every critic slamming it. HAHHA!

  • June 30, 2009, 4:04 p.m. CST

    Could care a less

    by Philvis

    I've not even seen it, but Harry whining like a little bitch who didn't get what she wanted for xmas is just too much. Michael Bay should wipe his ass after eating Mexican with some $100 bills and mail them to Harry to help offset the cost of him losing those Paramount ads on here.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:04 p.m. CST


    by Continentalop

    I could give a shit less that it made $200 million. If you ever read the book "Influence" you'll know why it made money. <p> The one thing I laugh at is people insisting it is good. Even it's defenders say people have to high of standards and that it is "not Shakespeare" and "Just a popcorn movie." Those are not reasons why the film is good - they are defenses why you like it. Just admit it is a shitty film but a guilty pleasure and move on.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Cobra, you never had sushi?

    by Continentalop

    Or got fucked up on Sake?

  • June 30, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST


    by sonnyfern

    Machine Girl was solid, but Tokyo Gore Police had a fucking horrid first half hour or so, this looks tottally fucking insane though. Can't wait!

  • June 30, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Yeah I had sushi, but not a fan.<p> But that's gotta be speciality eating. What's a normal Jap restaurant serve?

  • June 30, 2009, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Oh, Good, here's another shit head that thinks he

    by lockesbrokenleg

    he knows why it made money.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:11 p.m. CST

    First, It scares me that someone actually filmed this shit

    by GunterMonkey

    ...and then put together a trailer that sucked that bad. Anus blood! Fried Shrimp! Michael Bay meets John Waters and they have an aborted kid called robogeisha! Geez, aintitcool has become aintittheworstcrapwecanfindontheinternet.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:11 p.m. CST

    You're way off Harry...

    by dogsiredav

    Transformers 2 was very fun to watch, particularly in IMAX...saying this movie will be better than it is simply laughable. I question your credibility now.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:12 p.m. CST

    And please put up a warning next time!

    by GunterMonkey

    That was not work or kid friendly in the least...

  • June 30, 2009, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Transformers 2 probably looks this bad to people overseas

    by GunterMonkey

    And they shake their heads at us too.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Um noprr. Try again. Transfiormers is huge in Japan

    by lockesbrokenleg

    it started there, douchebag,

  • June 30, 2009, 4:15 p.m. CST

    That's true, Transformers was birthed in Japan

    by GunterMonkey

    So it just looks bad to people in living in Africa and Greenland...

  • June 30, 2009, 4:15 p.m. CST

    "fariead sharimp"?

    by Beniffer

    Holy bad ... this is bad .. very bad

  • June 30, 2009, 4:16 p.m. CST

    LOL, Greenland

    by lockesbrokenleg

    They have their own movie called Leaf Formers.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:17 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    The dude's voice in this trailer will haunt my dreams tonight.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:17 p.m. CST

    What the fuck is up with the Japanese??

    by pdennett316

    That stuff was shit, seriously unfunny shit. <p> If I was forced to watch either this or Transformers 2, I'd briefly contemplate watching Transformers 2 then throw myself under a fucking bus for thinking such a thing. <p> But this shit doesn't get a pass just because it's Japanese and geeks think that shit's cool - no sir, garbage is garbage in any language.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:18 p.m. CST

    Fried Shrimp

    by future help

    Ass Blood

  • June 30, 2009, 4:18 p.m. CST

    lockesbrokenleg: A film making money does not equal quality

    by GunterMonkey

    People consume mass amounts of junk food, read absolute shitty books, listen to the worst music, and all this stuff makes money. The money argument does not fly when debating if a film is good or not, sorry "douchebag."

  • June 30, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Sooo tired of that argument

    by lockesbrokenleg

    What's your definition of a good movie? Please don't say Evil Dead or Serenity.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:22 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Guntermonkey vs. lockesbroken leg<p> 'douchebag' has been declared.<p> This is how Flame Wars start. A small spark. Just one tiny 'douchebag' can burn down the whole of aicn.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:24 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    The secret word for today.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:26 p.m. CST

    I'm not saying Trans 2 is a bad movie...

    by GunterMonkey

    my only point is that just because people are watching it, that doesn't prove the critics are wrong. It just means lots of people are watching it, regardless of the film's artistic (or even genre) merits.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:27 p.m. CST

    I'm there.

    by Roketopunch

    It looks so bad that you have to mock it while viewing. I have to see this dump.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:27 p.m. CST

    I'm there.

    by Roketopunch

    It looks so bad that you have to mock it while viewing. I have to see this dump.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:31 p.m. CST

    LOL lockesbrokenleg

    by GunterMonkey

  • June 30, 2009, 4:33 p.m. CST

    GUNTER, what is your definition of "the worst music"?

    by Nucking Futs

    How about Dan Fogelberg?

  • June 30, 2009, 4:33 p.m. CST

    lockesbrokenleg, you know what?

    by Continentalop

    You're just a fucking hypocrite. You can rag on anyone else's taste (Serenity sucks! Anime Sucks! Evil Dead sucks! etc., etc.), but watch out if someone dares to put down the fucking Trannyformers. It is obvious the only reason you pop up any where is to try and get into some sort of argument or flamewars with people. You bring nothing to the table but your obnoxious presence. <p> Well guess what? You're an idiot. You ever hear of the term "Social Proof?" It is a principle that states that we find out what is correct by seeing if other people do it first. If enough people do it we have to follow suit. It is why sitcoms have laugh tracks, why night clubs have the velvet rope to build up a line and why bartenders put a couple of bucks in the tip jar to motivate people to tip - and why Transformers made $200 million in five days. As studies show, 95% of people are imitators and only 5% of the people are initiators - you my friend are an imitator. And as studies also show, people have to rationalize why they followed the masses and where so easily manipulated, so that is why you get all defensive when people dare to criticize your new religion. <p> It doesn't make Transformers good or bad, but it does explain why it made $200 million over 5 days. <p> Oh, it also proves that you are a douchebag.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Lol, I have been called way worse!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Why am I called a hypocrite for LIKING the movie? I LIKED it! It was fun! I never said I didn't like it. You sure, are a judgmental bastard, though.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:35 p.m. CST

    I liked Machine girl, but this...

    by Geomancer21

    I mean, seriously?<BR><BR>god i wish MST3K was still on the air.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:35 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Guntermonkey + lockesbrokenleg = friends.<p> I am happy now. For a moment I thought that the 'douchebag' might escalate.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:36 p.m. CST


    by Nucking Futs

    When Harry talks shit about a movie, and all his little ass kissers follow suit without even seeing the movie themselves.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:37 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    FUCK.. TOO LATE!!<p> The 'douchebag' episode has escalated with fucking Conti steaming in. Shit man. Fucking run if you know what's good for you.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:37 p.m. CST

    I want to see Greenkands version of Transformers

    by lockesbrokenleg


  • June 30, 2009, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Shit like that only works if animated

    by Norm

    Which is probably why the live action Akira got axed. Stylized gore and crazy action just look better that way. Now that said, if properly medicated and in an MST3000 mindset, it might be good for a laugh if it doesn't cause a seizure first. If digital cable gets the Fucked Up Japanese Movie Channel and this happens to be on, maybe. But I think I'd rather watch Aqua Teen.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Asian Women are hot ass babes, though

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I think we all can agree on that

  • June 30, 2009, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Lockesbrokenleg, how am I judgmental?

    by Continentalop

    I am a firm believer that film is a subjective medium. Everyone has their own opinion on it and each ones opinion is valid. You're the one who demands people recognize Transformers or else. <p> I'm just getting fed up with all the Transformers fans who's defense of it isn't to point out that it is a good movie, but instead say things like "It is a popcorn film" or "It is a summer movie." WTF? Is it the on the short bus of cinema and needs special treatment? <p> If the movie is bad, just admit and move on. Say "hey, it was just stupid fun and I liked it BUT it was a dumb movie." Why do all these Transformer fans feel the need to validate it by pointing out the box office? Box office has nothing to do with quality. It doesn't make you any less of a filmgoer for liking a crappy movie with cool action and effects.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:46 p.m. CST

    CONTI - Have you seen Transformers?

    by Nucking Futs

    Just curious...

  • June 30, 2009, 4:47 p.m. CST


    by Continentalop

    Mine more or less started not because of "douchebag", but because of "shithead."

  • June 30, 2009, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Yes. I worked on the trailers and TV spots

    by Continentalop

    So I have seen a lot of the movie. Not the entire thing but enough to know it isn't my cup of tea (I actually hate that expression).

  • June 30, 2009, 4:48 p.m. CST

    You yelled at me for three paragraphs saying I liked

    by lockesbrokenleg

    the movie. I never slammed any other film or TV show. That sir, is judgmental. JUDGMENTAL!!!

  • June 30, 2009, 4:50 p.m. CST

    It's the new sensation sweeping away 3D!

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

    Experience films on acid!

  • June 30, 2009, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Conti, call me crazy but....

    by Nucking Futs

    Shouldn't you view the entire film before you form the opinion that it's a "crappy movie"? After all, "Year One" looked like it COULD be passably funny based on the trailers, but after viewing the entire movie, I formed the opinion that it was dogshit.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST


    by Continentalop

    You've been yelling for at least four TBs at anyone who dares to put this movie down. You want me to go tot he Harry TB and find you putting people down and mocking other people's taste? <p> And look at this TB, you put down Robogeisha, anime, Serenity and Evil Dead. Everyone else's taste is fair game but not yours. Practice what you are preaching then.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Yeeeeah. Well, fried shrimp to the eyes in kinda funny, but-

    by finky089

    I can't make heads or tails from this trailer what the fuck this chop-saki movie is about. It looks interesting, funny, in alot of ways, but I don't think I'd pay to see it based on what I've seen here. That trailer started out good, then looking promising and intriguing. Then there was projectile assblood.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Wow Harry...

    by Dkev00


  • June 30, 2009, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Nucking Futs

    by Continentalop

    I watched the first 30 minutes, than I skipped about 15 minutes and watched another 20, and then jumped ahead and watched the end (plus a couple of clips here and there). I think I saw somewhere between 50-65% of the movie, enough to get an opinion on it.

  • June 30, 2009, 4:56 p.m. CST


    by Mr.FTW

    You continue to go on and on and on how people are not adequately defending their opinions on Transformers being a good movie but you yourself have yet to validate why it is not a good movie. Granted you haven't specifically said it was bad but your tone infers it and you know it. You are making passive agressive attacks on the movie and the people who like it and for what? Plus you have admited to not even seeing the movie. If it's "not your cup of tea" why are you wasting so much time even discussing it?

  • June 30, 2009, 4:57 p.m. CST

    I wasn't yelling at anyone I was saying that there

    by lockesbrokenleg

    are people out there that liked the movie. Can you watch that trailer posted here, and the tell me Transformers is worse than that? Really?

  • June 30, 2009, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Mr. FTW

    by Continentalop

    Because i basically got sucked into this. Look, I made an observation that the TF fans are attacking Robogiesha because Harry attacked TF:ROTF. There were about 13 posts - 13! - attacking Harry in this manner. Now I don't give a shit what Harry likes but it was driving me f'ing nuts. I pointed out that there was no conflict of interesting in liking one but not the other. <p> From there lockesbrokenleg replied, and I replied back. It basically became a flame war. But my assertion holds - I have yet to see someone explain why TF:ROTF is a good movie. People only use defensive language "it isn't Shakespeare", "Stop being a snob" or "It made $200 million". If you can't argue why it is a good movie, just say "Yeah it is stupid but i liked it" and leave it at that. Fuck, I love a bunch of dumb movies and I can't explain why I do. My taste are hardly above anyone else's.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:05 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    You are the true hypocrite. You slam the movie and it's fans, based on some clips from some ads. What a douche! DOUCHE!!

  • June 30, 2009, 5:06 p.m. CST

    People are still debating the "merits" of TF2?

    by ebonic_plague

    Conti laid it out... it's no crime to enjoy crap movies, but don't get all butthurt when someone calls out such a movie for being crap. And TF2 is certainly crap. I just honestly can't believe that people are actually bothering to get upset that TF2 is being called out for being crap. Do you guys get upset when someone says McDonalds is crap? Because, even though I occasionally enjoy McD's, it is, without a shadow of a doubt, crap. <p> Then again, people still rabidly defend Bush and Cheney, so even the lowest possible standards are too much to ask from most people these days. <p> And lockesbrokenleg MIGHT NOT be a douchebag, but he certainly acts like one in regards to TF2.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:09 p.m. CST


    by HarryKnowles_PubicHairs

    and Harry's integrity takes another hit..what can we expect for a man who sold out for donuts & cheap asian hookers ( & vice versa)

  • June 30, 2009, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Can we expect 100 reviews when this hits DVD

    by lockesbrokenleg

    next week?

  • June 30, 2009, 5:10 p.m. CST

    I wouldn't like either lockes

    by Continentalop

    But I can understand where someone could pick one over the other. Robogeisha is intentionally cheesy and trying to push the limits of good taste; Transformers is a summer blockbuster and supposedly family film (or at least aimed at young adults). They are trying to achieve 2 different things - the question is do you think either one achieves it aims. If you like over the top gore, you might say that Robogeshia does achieve it. If you are someone who feels Transformers accomplished its goals,than obviously you are going to side with Bayformers. <p> But once again taste is a subjective thing. I wonder why anyone gives a fuck what Harry's taste are anyways. Nothing against the man, but I have never read a review by him I agreed with - I prefer Quint's take and even that I take with a grain of salt.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:17 p.m. CST

    I watched 50-65% of the movie locke

    by Continentalop

    I think that is enough to make a judgment on the movie. I have never "slammed" the fans of Transformer other than to point out how defensive they are and their inability to explain why it is a good movie. For 13 posts they attacked Harry's review of this movie. Sorry, but if it bothers you so bad that one guy can like one film over your favorite you come across as a whiner. <p> And the only person I have insulted here is you. Why? Because you go around insulting every fucking TBer here. You call people "douche", "shithead", and every other insult first. Don't believe, look at our post above and see who throws the first fucking insult. <p> In fact, half my anger towards TF fans is unfortunately do to how fucking annoying you are each and every TB. You help paint them as a bunch of whiners and complainers. <p>

  • June 30, 2009, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Let's all agree Trans 2 is a wonderfully entertaining piece of s

    by GunterMonkey

    Shake hands, and move on... People watched it, it made the cash, but it is a piece of shit that critics rightfully point out. You can like it, it's OK to like shit. I like movies such as Daredevil and Resident Evil. Pure shit--but who cares? They're movies.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Well, I ignore all the "reviews" on this site

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Sometimes they are so over the top in praise, or so over the top in BS, they just alienate the hell out of me.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Um Harry?

    by DeusExMachina

    You are bullshitting us right?

  • June 30, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST


    by Continentalop

    I take back calling you annoying and a whiner. I just realized you too might have been a victim of a flame war and i only caught the tail end of it. Obviously these TBs don't exist in a bubble so I don't know what type of insulting you have been dealing with before we start communicating. <p> I expect to see you attack me after the last post, but after this I am calling a truce. You want to continue insulting me, fine, I won't reply. But if you want to go ahead and make polite debate, I am all for it.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    continentalop, that's because TF fans are 8-10 year olds

    by GunterMonkey

    And 8-10 year olds are naturally whiners and complainers.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:22 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    You still are an ass. You slam the movie based on seeing 50 percent on it, and admit that you like shitty movies. I don't know. I think someone dropped you on your head as a kid.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:23 p.m. CST

    And I agree with the truce, we're all friends here

    by GunterMonkey

    No need to get ugly with any of this

  • June 30, 2009, 5:23 p.m. CST

    This site was MADE for people insulting people

    by lockesbrokenleg

    it what this site thrives on

  • June 30, 2009, 5:24 p.m. CST

    LOL lockesbrokenleg is hanging on!!

    by GunterMonkey

  • June 30, 2009, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Everyone likes shitty movies lockes

    by Continentalop

    Despite themselves. For some reason certain movies resonate with us and we can't explain why. Rationally we can say it is a piece of shit and that is why we don't like it, but for some reasons emotionally it works for us. <p> I know the Exterminator is a bad movie - but damn is that not one of my favorite guilty pleasures. <p> But at least I admit it is bad.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Yeah, this ain't no quality, high end movie review site...

    by GunterMonkey

    ...When the head honcho compares movies he likes to oral sex and posts crap like this (and supports Script Girl!!)... Insults thrive in this atmosphere, so bring it on DOUCHES!!

  • June 30, 2009, 5:28 p.m. CST

    good point continentaltop

    by GunterMonkey

    Perceptive people know their watching crap and can articulate it...but still like it. Our critical side hates it, but there's the other part of us that keeps coming back to it...

  • June 30, 2009, 5:29 p.m. CST

    HEY! I watched Alien 3 last night

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Yeah, it's a piece of shit all right, but dammit, it's okay.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:31 p.m. CST

    That's the spirit, lockesbrokenleg...

    by GunterMonkey

    That's exactly what we're talking about (though I sense the sarcasm)

  • June 30, 2009, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Actually Locke, where do I slam the movie?

    by Continentalop

    I think it is a bad movie, yes, but I also say it "isn't my cup of tea" and admit that I am predisposed to not liking it. I never criticize other people for liking it. <p> I only bring up that the TF fans can't seem to explain why it is a good movie other than "giant robots fighting." I give them an out - stop trying to defend it and instead say it is a "guilty pleasure." Nothing wrong with that. Half of all summer blockbusters are guilty pleasure. They give you thrills and excitement at the expense of a well crafted story, acting or anything really meaningful.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:36 p.m. CST

    RoboGeisha fucking your eyeballs out this summer!!!

    by Johnno

    With shrimps and knives like a good robot geisha whore should! In 3D!!!

  • June 30, 2009, 5:36 p.m. CST

    I thought it was a good movie because

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I thought the Fallen backstory was well done, there were nice uses of things from the cartoon. The visuals were great. Peter Cullen was excllent. Jetfire was really good, John Torturro was used better here than in part 1.

  • June 30, 2009, 5:40 p.m. CST

    Harry is just trolling you guys...

    by Johnno

    Basically he saw this and wanted to share... damn I saw it and I want to share it with other people too just because I can't believe what the fuck I just saw... He said what he did just to rile you fuckers up and have a good laugh, and you're all dancing like the puppets that you are!

  • June 30, 2009, 5:51 p.m. CST


    by Tacoloft

    This movie is gonna be so much fun to watch. Can't wait for it to Geisha shrimp my occular cavities!

  • June 30, 2009, 5:52 p.m. CST

    Thank God people at AICN don't dictate movie box office

    by lockesbrokenleg

    All I'm saying,

  • June 30, 2009, 5:59 p.m. CST

    What ho?!

    by Pompoulus

    There's a woman *IN* that woman!!!

  • June 30, 2009, 6:01 p.m. CST

    I wasn't drunk enough to enjoy Tokyo Gore Police

    by SoylentMean

    I might be able to get drunk enough to enjoy this. Looks like stupid fun.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:01 p.m. CST


    by CharlesThomasMathews1978

    You'd think that Two Chins would be happy that he has his name attached to a 200+ million hit but then he doesn't get a fucking penny from the gross. Sucker. Time for him to fetch another property to help Bay and Spielberg get rich while he gets a pat on the head like a good little dog.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:01 p.m. CST

    This talkback needs more Laid to Rest!

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

  • June 30, 2009, 6:03 p.m. CST


    by PennsyDeux

    That was different. :) <p> Bending offtopic, the hype for Kristen Bell's new movie Couples' Retreat kicked off today, with the film's website and trailer now online:

  • June 30, 2009, 6:03 p.m. CST

    At least there wasn't a Geisha Harry

    by SoylentMean

    that would be too much. <P> Although maybe Geisha Harry would FUCKIN' FINISH HIS DVD REVIEWS!

  • June 30, 2009, 6:04 p.m. CST

    That's some stoopid fucking shit right there.

    by malificus

    I'm all for crazy Jap shit, but that movie looked insultingly assinine by any standard. I'd rather sit through the first 10 hours of Deathproof again.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:05 p.m. CST

    I take it that...

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

    people who bash the Transformers films aren't Troma fans, come on folks, a little cheese here and there's ok. I havent seen Transformers 2, but dammit, now that I hear about all the racist undertones and swearing makes me want to see it. I'll tip back a bottle.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Best part

    by Dapper Swindler

    blood spurting from the anuses of japanese women. Oh great, now I need therapy.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Deathproof is not for the A.D.D. kiddies.

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

    Deathproof was a landmark, sorry Ritalin couldn't hold your attention.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Dr. Samuel Loomis, I love Last Year at Marienbad

    by Continentalop

    and L'avventura, and I found Death Proof boring.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:15 p.m. CST

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

    I find it to be no more different than any other QT movie, he seems to find ways to keep a movie going whether it's dialogue or action. I grew up going to the grindhouse so it's hard for me to sit here and try to point out reasons why the movie wasn't boring, the best thing I can say was that film took me back to those days way more than Planet Terror, I felt Planet Terror didn't deserve to be in Grindhouse because it was too mainstream compared to Deathproof, that's just me.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Ah, Pennsy, still kissing that Bell ass.

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • June 30, 2009, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Geisha Roids

    by otm shank

    Now this is gonna sting a tad.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:27 p.m. CST

    To me Death Proof really wasn't a "grindhouse" movie either

    by Continentalop

    in the sense he wasn't doing a movie based on the cheapest of the cheap films - it wasn't I Was a Mixed up Zombie or Werewolves on Wheels. I felt like he was trying to do a homage to the car chase movies of the 70s - White Line Fever, Vanishing Point, Gone in Sixty Seconds - but that his personal "style" just got in the way. He did something no action/b-director would have done in that period - have minutes upon minutes of non-stop dialogue. <p> I'm not saying I wanted a 100% accurate recreation of the films of that era, but I think QT would have been well served if he remembered Roger Corman's old rule "Violence or sex, or the threat of violence or sex, every 15 minutes." IMO.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Looks like a full length movie..

    by ShogunMaster

    with a Power Rangers budget...

  • June 30, 2009, 6:32 p.m. CST

    I dont know.

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

    I get what you're saying, I didn't go crazy during the grindhouse days, most of the grindhouse movies I went to werent, and were considered just double features, but I saw my share of them. There's just a lot of hidden things I guess in Death Proof I enjoy, and yes I get the dialogue thing, if he was shooting for a B movie I would agree, he needed to tone that down. I just can't get into Planet Terror, it fell short in it's own way too. I enjoyed it, but I didn't like it. There were surely scenes where I laughed and had my B movie fun, but there's just something about Deathproof, hidden posters, songs, atmosphere, clipping film reels (although Planet Terror did that too). It's just a guilty pleasure I guess, but I get what you're saying.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:35 p.m. CST

    My life is ashes

    by Melvin_Pelvis

    because I will probably never have the opportunity to see this

  • June 30, 2009, 6:40 p.m. CST

    I'd rather watch this than TF2

    by Toonol

    I'd rather watch an interesting failure than absolute mediocrity.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:40 p.m. CST

    "Machine Girl" was fun, so I'll check this out.

    by MisterE

    It's not every day that you see blood shooting out of a chick's ass, or acid titty milk, or most anything else contained in that trailer.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Grindhouse - 2 hours of shit with some shit commercials in

    by lockesbrokenleg

    between. Shit

  • June 30, 2009, 6:43 p.m. CST

    clarence boddiker says..."RONIN leave"

    by Six Demon Bag

  • June 30, 2009, 6:43 p.m. CST

    i'd buy that for a yen!!!!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • June 30, 2009, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Hold up guy.

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

    I need to catch up on my drinks before engaging in your retard act. Slow down on the brewsky's I'll catch up.

  • June 30, 2009, 6:50 p.m. CST

    Continentalop liked Grindhouse? No shock there

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • June 30, 2009, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Thanks for proving my earlier points

    by Continentalop

    1) that you put down other people's taste - "Grindhouse - 2 hours of shit with some shit commercials in between." Yeah, you don't put down other movies or TV shows. <p> 2) That you just look to start arguments - I never said I liked Grindhouse. In fact, I explicitly said I didn't like Death Proof and explained why to Dr. Loomis. Way to someone jump to the conclusion I liked Grindhouse. <p> Are you feeling ignored lockes, is that it? You're not getting enough attention here so you feel you have to throw out some insults and people will start to notice you?

  • June 30, 2009, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Props Continentalop

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

  • June 30, 2009, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Um, what the fuck?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    If you don't like it why are you talking about it?

  • June 30, 2009, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Magical island?

    by essential_pragmatist

    Looks more like over-radiated island to me.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:14 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    No, you were right the first time. Make no mistake - lockesbrokenleg is a whiny, douche bag asshole. And some of you may remember him when he used to be "skywalkerfamily".<P>Just look at his posts. They're ridiculous. Everytime you come across one, it's like he's writing stream of consciousness nonsense on Twitter.<P>(Now, get ready for his inevitable post that calls me a "Shit!" for saying this...)

  • June 30, 2009, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Japanese Culture

    by bowiebot3000

    There is something very wrong with modern Japanese culture. It's steeped in ultra-violence and pedophilia, usually at the same time. Very disturbing and disconcerting.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Gauis you aren't worth my time

    by lockesbrokenleg

    All you do is post your same "oh woe is me" drivel over and over again. All you do is whine about everyone else, while you think you're hot shit in a AICN thread.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Wow, it's true

    by m_prevette

    Harry's comments officially have no value whatsoever. In any manner, way, shape or form. That trailer was the biggest pile of shit ever.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:25 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Yeah, right. I'm "hot shit". And you owe me awe, fuckface.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:28 p.m. CST

    As for this ROBOGEISHA trailer...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius looks like utter garbage. It barely looks like it would qualify for a late-night Sci-Fi Channel airing.<P>On what planet is this kind of shite supposed to be "cool"?

  • June 30, 2009, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Have you ever posted on topic in a thread?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Just wondering.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:28 p.m. CST

    It is known as an "intelligent" discussion lockes

    by Continentalop

    It is what adults do. They discuss and debate things even when they disagree. <p> There is over a hundred years of film history, I doubt I am going to agree with people 100% of the time. At the same time, one should be able to break down why he did or didn't like a movie, instead of just sitting around and saying it "sucks" or it is "cool." <p>

  • June 30, 2009, 7:30 p.m. CST


    by WillardGreensThunderballs

    How could you Harry!?!? WAAAHHH!!

  • June 30, 2009, 7:31 p.m. CST

    WAHH This site is just a big ad for shity ANIME

    by lockesbrokenleg

    and crap ass Independent movies.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Come on, People!!!!

    by orliplayer

    Don't you see the beauty of this? These people are making these movies KNOW how they look, they do it on purpose. That's what they aim for!! If it looks too gory AND realistic it would not be a fun movie to watch... Live-Action Cartoon Violence!! Why Harry hates TF2? Because they sell you an idea and come out with garbage? Wouldn't you have liked more transformers in the movie?? More Polished action scenes?? We were more forgiving with the first one because it's the "origin movie". All i wanted as a transformers fan was that they would take the franchise more seriously... Not taking a big dump on it.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:34 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Absolutely. But Talkback is about the Talkbackers as much as it is the topic. Someday, you might actually realize that.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Wow lockes...

    by WillardGreensThunderballs

    Now you're just talking out of your ass. Again.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:35 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

    Lol, adults only talk? Yeah, right I believe that right after you told me you liked Daredevil.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:36 p.m. CST

    From some of the comments i'm reading...

    by AnakinsDiapers

    ...i'm guessing some folks shit on The Toxic Avenger, all other Troma pictures, and every other low budget off the wall tastless film of it's ilk. Listen, this film isn't supposed to be "good". It's supposed to be sublime idiocy, and as long as it's honest with the viewer about what it is, i'm willing to give it a chance to make me, gawk, laugh, and shake my head at its audacity. <p> And anyone calling Harry a hypocrite for calling out Transformers but supporting this either has no clue or is just being disingenuous. Transformers is a pg-13 film where the director and every other creator with a voice has stated "they did this or that for the kids". Transformers is touted as a family/kids film. Does Robo fucking Geisha look like kids fare to anyone? It's certainly absurd, but for the whole family?

  • June 30, 2009, 7:37 p.m. CST


    by TinSpider

    everytime I see you on a talkback you never fail to make me giggle and think 'what a sniveling little cunt' You should be in a sitcom.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:37 p.m. CST

    When did I ever say I liked Daredevil?

    by Continentalop

    In fact, you can probably find numerous post in past TBs where I express my intense dislike for Daredevil. <p> You don't have to make shit up lockes to make yourself look better.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Cont, I wonder what do you like?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    because you seem to hate fucking everything.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:43 p.m. CST

    Leave it to a LOST fanboy...

    by Sweet Action Hero

    to sound like a sniveling little cunt.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Nothing like geeks getting their dander up

    by SoylentMean

    just imagine the flop sweat

  • June 30, 2009, 7:52 p.m. CST


    by WillardGreensThunderballs

  • June 30, 2009, 7:55 p.m. CST

    I am a self-admitted snob, lockes

    by Continentalop

    And I make no bones about it. Funny thing is though that I don't think I say I hate or put down other films as much as you do (crap ass Independent). And up above I did mentioned I liked L'avventura and Last Year at Marienbad. <p> But you just want to hear a list of recent films so you can mock my "taste", right? Ok, fine. I'll humor you. In the past six months I would say the movies I liked the best have been Let The Right One In, Gran Torino, Up, Gomorra, The Hangover, and I thought Coraline was ok, <p> Truthfully I haven't seen as many new movies this year because they have all looked pretty bad, and most of ones I have seen I have been disappointed in,. So I have mostly gone to the revival houses to see Films Noirs, French Crime Movies, Giallo movies, and classics and foreign films.

  • June 30, 2009, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Deathproof a "landmark"?

    by malificus

    heh-heh...yyeeaaahhhhh...that's why I referenced it the way that I did. Skidmark is more like it. Can we please agree that the term "grindhouse" is the most meaningless retro-phrase ever? Phrases like grindhouse are just catch phrases people attach to something after the fact to make them feel like they're into something exclusive that no one else gets the reference to. People going to grindhouse movies back in the day were just going to the fucking movies.It wasn't a "genre", it was just another shitty 70's movie. Are people going to attach some stupid fucking title to all the cg animated crap like Shrek we've been subjected to in the last decade years from now and then re-visit the "genre" with some cheesy knock-off? Sure they will, and the hardcore animation old school fans will be on here posting about how they were there when... Give me a fucking break....grindhouse...pssshhhh!!

  • June 30, 2009, 8:02 p.m. CST


    by lockesbrokenleg

  • June 30, 2009, 8:08 p.m. CST


    by WillardGreensThunderballs

    Can you recommend a French Crime flick for me that you enjoy? It seems like we have similar tastes and I just got through slogging through Bon Cop, Bad Cop...I need a good suggestion. <p> Off topic, I know. But I'm in a French movie phase at the moment. Thanks.

  • June 30, 2009, 8:08 p.m. CST


    by WillardGreensThunderballs

    Can you recommend a French Crime flick for me that you enjoy? It seems like we have similar tastes and I just got through slogging through Bon Cop, Bad Cop...I need a good suggestion. <p> Off topic, I know. But I'm in a French movie phase at the moment. Thanks.

  • June 30, 2009, 8:11 p.m. CST

    French crime flick? That's easy..

    by malificus

    Bon Bon Bonapart. The story of a grizzled French police detective in his twilight years who hooks up with a 13 year old girl partner that he eventually falls in loves with and adopts/marries in the same ceremony. Magnifique!

  • June 30, 2009, 8:16 p.m. CST


    by Cobbio

    That was insane. Literally, I'm not sure that was made by right-thinking people. Meaning: it could've been made by inmates from an insane asylum.<p> I don't know if it'll be good, but at least it won't be boring.

  • June 30, 2009, 8:19 p.m. CST

    I hear they can cure French movie phase these days.

    by malificus

    Watch two Dr. Who's and get plenty of bed rest.

  • June 30, 2009, 8:24 p.m. CST


    by Karimkai

    Optimus Prime was the warrior he should have been in the first movie. Bumblebee got his skills/strength up too Starscream and Megatron were more like they were in G1, powerful but opportunists in battle but knew when to turn tail, Well Starscream always been that way The Fallen was responsible for making Megatron turn against Prime and the others. This movies wasn't all about the humans, gave the robots more screentime. The action was still fast paced but alot more frequent and slowed down at the right parts Frank Welker as Soundwave!!!At least he finally made it over to the TF movie universe Prime Channeled his inner Mortal Kombat spirit twice in the film.. The Matrix of Leadership is finally incorporated Well, those are my guns and I'm sticking to them. Didn't like the film? well that's you, I did...

  • June 30, 2009, 8:25 p.m. CST


    by WillardGreensThunderballs

    Good to know that there is finally a cure.

  • June 30, 2009, 8:28 p.m. CST

    TF2 wasn't a god damn Beast Wars cartoon

    by lockesbrokenleg

    That's why I liked it.

  • June 30, 2009, 8:31 p.m. CST

    French Crime Films

    by Continentalop

    Read My Lips and The Beat That Skipped My Heart, both by Jacques Audiard were very good. I also liked Tell No One and Man on the Train had its moment. Monsieur Hire is another damn good thriller from Patrice Leconte. <p> Personally I prefer the older crime movies, mostly from the 60s and 70s: Série noire,Le Cercle Rouge, Le Samurai, Purple Noon, Le Doulas and Monsieur Klein. <p> Even earlier crime films (30s- 50s) would have to be Elevator to the Gallows, Rififi, Touchez pas au grisbi, Le Corbeau and of course a lot of the French New Wave hits (especially Don't Shoot the Piano Player and A Band A Part).

  • June 30, 2009, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Since when did the French start making films?

    by SoylentMean

    I just thought their rats could cook.

  • June 30, 2009, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Monsieur Hire and Purple Noon...

    by WillardGreensThunderballs

    are a couple of my faves. Thanks for the suggestions. Don't you mean "Shoot the Piano Player" or is that a different flick?

  • June 30, 2009, 8:39 p.m. CST

    I prefer older crime movies. Like ones from the 80s

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • June 30, 2009, 8:40 p.m. CST

    This movie at least looks interesting

    by SoylentMean

    while after tomorrow there will be only one film I'm looking forward to seeing in theaters for the entire month of July.<P> And that's Harry Potter 6. Pretty damn sad summer for movies.

  • June 30, 2009, 8:41 p.m. CST

    bit of fun just dont take it too serioulsy...

    by awesomebri

    LIKE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS EVERYBODY! ..this is a funny 3 min clip IF its a fake trailer but I'm guessing its not. Looks rubbish as a real film.

  • June 30, 2009, 8:41 p.m. CST

    Sorry, Shoot the Piano Player

    by Continentalop

    I started channelling a little bit of Elton John's "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only the Piano Player. <p> I sometimes make a portmanteau with titles, Like "All Quiet on the Water Front" and "12 Angry Monkeys".

  • June 30, 2009, 8:43 p.m. CST

    So, when is an american company going to . . .

    by Royston Lodge

    . . . re-edit this stuff to turn it into a Saturday morning kids' show? ;-)

  • June 30, 2009, 8:46 p.m. CST

    Cool, thanks again Cont.

    by WillardGreensThunderballs

  • June 30, 2009, 8:51 p.m. CST

    This can't be any worse than Transformers...

    by ColinSL

    Maybe I'll have to check it out. Then again, there isn't much worse than Transformers save the Freidberg/Seltzer spoof movies. -Raise your kid atheist or Christian?

  • June 30, 2009, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Why do we even look at this crap?

    by Alfie Boy

  • June 30, 2009, 9:05 p.m. CST

    Pretty fucking retarded

    by kafka07

    I was gonna check out Machine Girl at some point but if it looks like this then forget it

  • June 30, 2009, 9:18 p.m. CST

    that was fuckin' hilarious

    by frank cotton

    except for the assblood.

  • June 30, 2009, 9:24 p.m. CST

    This looks awful.....

    by archer1949

    I never really "got" Japanese pop culture. Not Godzilla movies, not Manga or Anime. I like Kurosawa and Ozu, but that's about it. Oh well.

  • June 30, 2009, 9:29 p.m. CST

    How can people not think that was cool?

    by IForgotAbout19

    Do talkbackers even like movies? Comic books? Do they like anything? Do they like themselves? It fucking baffles my mind. I'll admit it had its bad moments (the assblood, assswords, which is more fun to type than watch) but the action in that trailer was really well-done, and it looks as overthetop as anyone could ever hope for. I'm going to deliver what is quickly becoming like my catchphrase "You people need to get the fuck over yourselves"

  • June 30, 2009, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Holy crap!

    by m_reporter

    That looks like shit!

  • June 30, 2009, 9:38 p.m. CST

    I mean, a giant fucking robot cuts a building in half..

    by AnakinsDiapers

    ..and the building gushes a fountain of blood! How can anyone not find that funny? I mean, seriously?

  • June 30, 2009, 9:42 p.m. CST

    !!!!BUGNUTS INSANE!!!!!

    by Kobaal

    One WTF moment after the other, this looks fucking incredible!!!!

  • June 30, 2009, 9:46 p.m. CST


    by Melvin_Pelvis

    that was Magnificent

  • June 30, 2009, 9:47 p.m. CST


    by Doctor Cosmic

    Really, did Paramount not send over someone to suck your cock and bring you a package of some sort? Is that why you continue to bitch about Bay's success in ROTF because you were snubbed? Look fatass, you can try and hype all of these other movies all you want. It won't change the fact that A) ROTF is making shitloads of money and B) didn't---and doesn't---need your shitty "endorsement" to do so. You are such a pathetic gasbag. How do you live with yourself? Doc

  • June 30, 2009, 9:52 p.m. CST

    What the fuck did I just watch?! lol

    by nerosday

  • June 30, 2009, 9:54 p.m. CST


    by Doctor Cosmic

    Oh, and Harry: this Robogayshit is horrible. Just horrible. You bashed ROTF because it was offensive and racist? How about the gore, the sexism, and the black guy who was FUCKING CRIPPLED AND DANCING to shoot bullets from his gimp legs? You are a fucking hypocrite, Harry, and it's just a matter of time until this shit stain of a site gets pulled down and your mail-order bride leaves you for a man with a penis bigger than a Tootsie Roll. Doc

  • June 30, 2009, 10 p.m. CST


    by Doctor Cosmic

    If Mikey Bay had asked you over to the set and offered you a cameo (maybe as Wheels instead of Wheelie, what with your chair and all) and then let you look at Shia LeBouef change shirts, I bet you'd have said ROTF is better than Citizen Kane. FUCK YOU, WHEELS!

  • June 30, 2009, 10:04 p.m. CST

    handicap gun

    by Magnum Opus


  • June 30, 2009, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Doctor Cosmic, read your posts over again...

    by Kobaal

    ...and realise you are an utter cunt.

  • June 30, 2009, 10:13 p.m. CST

    awesome arse stabbing!

    by planescrashdown

    voiceover sounded like Rorschach from that 7 hour Flo Rida video, i forget its name.

  • June 30, 2009, 10:31 p.m. CST

    That shit will FUCK YOU UP! YO DAWG!!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • June 30, 2009, 10:44 p.m. CST


    by Doctor Cosmic

    ...a.k.a, a Fat Harry dual or one of Harry's pals who polishes his knob every now and again when the "wife" is out fucking real men: I am not impressed by your insult. Kindly go fuck yourself, dick lint. Doc

  • June 30, 2009, 11:06 p.m. CST

    GARBAGE - transform my nutz.

    by noncents


  • June 30, 2009, 11:09 p.m. CST

    Nucking Futs

    by GiveMeAnFinBreak

    So .. I win? Nah, but I can dig what you're saying. However, the fact remains that Transformers 2 sucked ass. A lot of it. And, I know a great number of people who paid to see the thing, only to end up wishing they could get their money back. To want to vent one's dissatisfaction with what would otherwise, financially, go down as a major hit, justifying further cinematic abortions, is only natural. Thus, in this one case, you really can't judge Harry (or anybody else) for wanting to take repeated jabs at the sucker. I mean, if YOU dig it, cool - just instead of saying 'well, it wax no worse than what I expected" - acknowledge that it's a guilty pleasure. Emphasis on 'guilty'.

  • June 30, 2009, 11:29 p.m. CST


    by Zardozap2005

    Tokyo Gore Police and this RoboGeisha are JUNK. I'm a big fan of Japanese Cinema, but this stuff has nothing but shit for cinematography, and shit for budgets and just about everything else. Transformers II was a hundred times better than any of this, this SHIT. The only thing I agree on about Transformers II is that it could have been shorter, but it's nowhere near as bad as the haters and paid reviewers are making it seem.

  • July 1, 2009, midnight CST

    excuse me...ROBOT HEAVEN?!?!??!

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS MICHAEL BAY!!! ROBOT HEAVEN?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???

  • July 1, 2009, 12:10 a.m. CST

    Robogeishas are sick

    by Varakor


  • July 1, 2009, 12:56 a.m. CST

    Fried Shrimp!

    by Carl XVI Gustaf

    That trailer gave me more enjoyment than all of that Spielberg Produced Robot Movie I saw this weekend. I will burn in hell for paying to see that one.

  • July 1, 2009, 1:22 a.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu


  • July 1, 2009, 1:35 a.m. CST

    This is shit.

    by The Dark Shite

    One of these days, people are gonna realise that Japanese people don't actually watch this fucktard shit.

  • July 1, 2009, 2:11 a.m. CST

    Pikachu got it in the ass.

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 1, 2009, 2:17 a.m. CST

    This is fucking dreadful.

    by OptimusCrime

    Japanese people love giant robots and perverted animated sex. I can't imagine what it'd be like to even vacation there. Would I return with a samurai sword and a tentacle fetish? Probably.

  • July 1, 2009, 2:26 a.m. CST

    LOL! Fried Shrimp!

    by MonkeyLord

    whew... hilarious!<p>

  • July 1, 2009, 2:32 a.m. CST

    BTW, what a sorry, sad lot of joyless, emo retards

    by MonkeyLord

    Harry didn't like Transformers or Transformers 2? Oh nos! Whatever will you do?!

  • July 1, 2009, 2:48 a.m. CST

    Lol, which is more amusing? The TF apologists or the

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Harry apologists?

  • July 1, 2009, 2:49 a.m. CST


    by The Dark Shite

    I hope you're joking! They don't watch that shit over here. <p> The tentacles etc are for the rest of the world, who lap it up 'cause they think it's the weird Japanese. <p> If I was Japanese, I'd be selling any old shit to the rest of ya & laughing like a dog with two dicks.

  • July 1, 2009, 2:52 a.m. CST

    Just to inform...

    by Grrrr.... people. I watched Transformers last night. It was OK, still preferred the first one but it was OK. I was light years better than INDY4. Nothing near the train smash some of you made it out to be.

  • July 1, 2009, 3:12 a.m. CST


    by Grrrr....

    ...and this film (Robot Geisha) looks fucking retarded.

  • July 1, 2009, 3:21 a.m. CST


    by ironic_name

  • July 1, 2009, 3:54 a.m. CST

    LOL Give it a break you guys!

    by coldbrynx

    Sure it's shit, we know it's gonna be but that was absolutely hilarious!! I haven't laughed that hard since the Hangover so why don't you guys just give ti a break and respect it for what it is...awesome!

  • July 1, 2009, 3:57 a.m. CST

    I'm still holding out hope for KUNG FU CYBORG

    by Monkey_King

    This film could be great.

  • July 1, 2009, 4:20 a.m. CST

    lockesbrokenleg = Paramount Plant

    by Dingbatty

  • July 1, 2009, 4:28 a.m. CST




  • July 1, 2009, 6:09 a.m. CST

    Fwied Shwimp!

    by Rolling_Stone

    Truly see how low Harry's taste can go.

  • July 1, 2009, 6:22 a.m. CST

    Looks appealingly bonkers, but could still be pants.

    by Mr Nicholas

  • July 1, 2009, 7:44 a.m. CST

    I generally...

    by mighty boosh

    ...haven't listened to Harry since he ACTUALLY believed Edgar Wright acted like an arsehole and got punched by the Superbad actors, during an interview which was clearly staged for comedic purposes. And yes, he is a whirlwind of contradictions and a misguided zealot

  • July 1, 2009, 7:55 a.m. CST

    Machine Girl was utter crap.

    by Damien Chowder

    I love cult hits.. But man, beside the great low budget gore and imagination.. The story, acting and directing was insane crapptitude +3. For those reasons I'm not going to Tokyo Gore Police or alike anytime soon. <p> What happened to Japans movie glory days? remember late 90's to early 2000? Themz were da dayz.

  • July 1, 2009, 7:58 a.m. CST

    DerLanghaarige. Megas XLR movie would kick ass.

    by Damien Chowder

    And also adding to crap movies like Machine Girl... These are D-movies not worthy of a "B".

  • July 1, 2009, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Conti rocks. This film is SO bad and OTT it will actually be fun

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    And TF2 is the nadir of modern filmaking. And I like Resident Evil and Duece Bigalow flicks.

  • July 1, 2009, 10:23 a.m. CST

    This looks like a parody of Japanese cinema

    by The Final Word

    This movie can be released in America as "Japanese Movie". My first reaction was "Please stop Japan, PLEASE" The whole Japanese gore thing is so passe`.TGP should have been a farewell to the genre but I guess some people still think its cool and edgey. After watching this whole trailer and seeing the buildings bleed and one of the enemies from Shogun Assassin I'm thinking this is a Japan style Naked Gun movie. But that's the problem with a Japanese parady movie, its not far off from their real Shock movies. A sure sign they need too shelf this film style, parody or not. Still, the narrator was the funniest thing I've heard this month...

  • July 1, 2009, 10:24 a.m. CST

    You SHITHEADS saying Transformers 2 "wasn't that bad"

    by turketron_2

    This review has almost all the "WTF?" moments compiled in F.A.Q. form, detailing why that movie is the shitfest that it is.<p><p>I say "almost" because it left out the idiotic dog-humping, the decepticon humping megan fox's leg, and the mountains behind the Smithsonian.<p> A little sample for ya:<br><br><p> Which Autobot does the translating? Err... none of them. Actually, it's John Turturro.<p> What. The fuck. Yeah, since he was laid off from his super-secret government agent job, he now works in a NY deli and runs a super-popular Transformers conspiracy theory website. Like ya do. <p> And why couldn't an Autobot translate these symbols? Because Bumblebee is mute and the Racist Twins are poor black robots from the slums of Cybertron who never learned how to read. It's a sad commentary on Cybertronian society. Like The Wire, actually.

  • July 1, 2009, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Re: The Final Word - fuck yeah the narrator!!!

    by turketron_2

    I first attempted to watch this trailer at work with no sound and thought it was funny... Then I got home and heard the narrator announcing the text on the screen, holy shit haha.

  • July 1, 2009, 10:58 a.m. CST

    I don't know Harry...

    by dgeer80

    This just looks wacky. I liked Transformers 2.

  • July 1, 2009, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Machine Girl was fun, but tedious at times. It felt long.

    by D.Vader

    Tokyo Gore Police was better with the story and its sympathetic characters. Also, the main chick was much prettier than the Machine Girl.

  • July 1, 2009, 11:31 a.m. CST


    by Barl

    What the f?! But i have to see that, my god it was glorious

  • July 1, 2009, 11:44 a.m. CST

    GEISHA Gay!

    by Darkplanet

    Seriously, why do you guys cover this crap. Its entertaining for about 30 seconds.

  • July 1, 2009, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Who knew, that if TF2 had........

    by DrMorbius

    Megan Fox's asshole gushing out would be AWESOME!<P>Right Turketron_2?

  • July 1, 2009, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Alien 3 seriously makes it into a lot of TBs.

    by GetEveryone

    And I think its great. Well, under-rated. <BR><BR><BR><BR>Think this more or less sums up my feelings on it, but still may be a little harsh. Coincidentally, I bought the Definitive Edition this afternoon.

  • July 1, 2009, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Saw TF2 last night.

    by HoboCode

    It's mildly entertaining but pretty damn awful. A half hour too long. The blackbird exposition oldbot is unintelligble. John Tuturro's hairy ass crack and package is in it for some reason. The twin bots weren't as bad as I was expecting but still annoying. The CGI was pretty damn shoddy in many places, especially in the eyesore of an opening scene. The action was hard to follow and no I'm not some 70 y.o. I'm fuckign 33. I can see and hear just fine, at least before I saw this movie I could. Megan Fox was god damn AWFUL. She's hot (so what, I have Skinemax) but completely devoid of anything resembling talent. Everytime she opened her collogened, glossed lips I cringed. Shia was funny as usual but couldn't save the film. All in all it was not worth my $10, but not as bad as the ass-raping critics are giving it. not good either though by any stretch.

  • July 1, 2009, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Not awesome, but slightly less shitty

    by turketron_2

    MEGAN FOX'S ASSBLOOD isn't enough to clean the shit off of Transformers 2, sorry.

  • July 1, 2009, 2:29 p.m. CST

    LOL holy shit

    by PorkChopXpress

    FRIED SHRIMP! Oh man...I was cracking up so hard. Every raspy-whispered description (with accompanying onscreen text) was better than the next.

  • July 1, 2009, 2:52 p.m. CST

    please nuke them again

    by dioxholster

    they need their head straightened out.

  • July 1, 2009, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Yeah.... I'd rather watch FRIED SHRIMP over and over for two hou

    by MonkeyLord

    ... than watch either Transformers movie again.

  • July 1, 2009, 2:56 p.m. CST

    ... and by again, I mean

    by MonkeyLord

    Transformers 1. I probably won't be seeing 2. Namely because my IQ exceeds my shoe size.

  • July 1, 2009, 3:07 p.m. CST


    by dioxholster

    is a brilliantly made movie. just the visuals alone are remarkable. i dont understand why people hate on such entertaining movies.

  • July 1, 2009, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Schoolgirls with Katanas...

    by The Dreaded Rear Admiral

    I am SO there! I wonder if they'll have those wonderful geisha massages? How badly fucked up could that get?

  • July 1, 2009, 3:16 p.m. CST


    by Stabby

    Nice try!

  • July 1, 2009, 3:16 p.m. CST

    On Another Tragic Note...

    by The Dreaded Rear Admiral

    Karl Malden just died at the age of 97. Death's been a bitch this week, hasn't it?

  • July 1, 2009, 3:19 p.m. CST

    They should just rerelease Transformer 1

    by Stabby

    for Transformers 3. Nobody would know the difference and it would still make 200 million.

  • July 1, 2009, 3:24 p.m. CST


    by argos_and_the_laminated_book_of_dreams

    I hope you die bleeding and squealing like a raped weasel, you wretched little fuck. Sincerely.

  • July 1, 2009, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Hellllllllll Yeahhhhhhhhhhh

    by disfigurehead

  • July 1, 2009, 3:56 p.m. CST

    On the subject of Harry's wife...

    by Doctor Cosmic

    ...has anyone here seen her? I found some pics There's no way she's really married to Fat Harry. How much did it cost to hire an actress of such beauty to pose as his wife, I wonder? Doc

  • July 1, 2009, 3:56 p.m. CST

    When fried shrimp gets in your eyes

    by Stabby

    nobody can see you cry!

  • July 1, 2009, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Doc Cos

    by Stabby

    I wanted to write a book called "Any Loser Can Get A Hot Asian Chick."

  • July 1, 2009, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Really, Harry?

    by bat725

    You think this looks better than Transformers 2? Get off the Bay-hate train, man. This looks like rated-R Power Rangers shit. Fucking ridiculous. You got me to waste me money with The Host, not to mention I felt like a total jack-ass for recommending the movie to others. Not this time, my brotha. The movies this site recommends's like, come on, really?

  • July 1, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST


    by StrokerX

    I'm glad they showed everything in the trailer...saves me the time of trying to watch it

  • July 1, 2009, 5:40 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    ALIEN³ does make it into a lot of talkbacks.<p> But only professionals know how to make the 3 all teensy weensy.

  • July 1, 2009, 8:26 p.m. CST

    What? Like this

    by orcus


  • July 1, 2009, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Crazy Japan was cool...

    by 6000_little_griglets

    ... when it was crazy for it's own sake and we were outsiders looking in. Now that it's aware that people are watching, it self consciously fetishizes itself and plays to the weaboos... "look at us, we crazy and wacky! you like! School girl uniforms and ultra-violence yay". I'm guessing that robogeisha is straight self parody though...

  • July 2, 2009, 3:43 a.m. CST

    Finally, a Transformers for hipsters!

    by JumpinJehosaphat

    Bring your ironic t-shirt and Pabst to the next screening of RoboGeisha! And remember, kids, if somebody else likes it, it's crap!

  • July 2, 2009, 4:03 a.m. CST


    by Stalkeye

  • July 2, 2009, 5:09 a.m. CST

    oh, harry does it again

    by anomagnus

    He picks something that looks good from a fan boy perspectice, becauses its cool to This looks like shite, and the whole world knows it, apart from the apostles of harry, his raving band of nutters

  • July 2, 2009, 7:12 a.m. CST


    by Grrrr....

    Like I said, not as bad as you morons made it out to be. I will buy the DVD to give Bay some more money so he can snort coke or what ever. And there is nothing you can do about it so fuck off.

  • July 2, 2009, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Strong Bad is doing announcing now?

    by kaykaybates

    It sounds like Strong Bad with a massive sore throat doing the narration.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Look, I live in Japan...

    by spikey_bill65

    ...and honestly, I couldn't tell you where you would be able to see this sort of shit playing. No self respecting cinema would be showing a movie like this. This is strictly "otaku" fare--and by that I mean nothing remotely respectful. The term "otaku" in Japan is reserved for those greasy haired, overweight, no idea of bodily sanitization, lives with their parents well into their forties types who spend all their meager disposable income on DVD's of movies like this, online fantasy games where they can pretend to have friends, the ever present manga, and little plastic figures of often high school age girls with ridiculously overlarge eyes, ridiculously overlarge tits and ridiculously overlarge swords/laser guns in skimpy SM outfits who are easy to dominate and enjoy it. These guys wouldn't know what to do with a real girl if one was clinically in a coma enough to let them have their way with them. Please, do not get the idea that this sort of total bollocks movie is anything close to mainstream Japanese entertainment. I'd bet thanks to AICN, more geeks in the States know about this film than in Japan. The effects in this film are sub-par to what you'd see on the latest Sunday morning version of Power Rangers or Ultraman or Kamen Rider. Big Man Japan did surface for a short period because it starred a big name comedian (in Japan), but this? Not a chance. On the other hand, I could point you without any problem to a number of theaters showing Transformers 2, which, as has already been pointed out is doing great business over here. Can't comment on the quality of the film however, as I haven't seen it myself. Just thought we needed a little perspective here as it is extremely obvious most of the people posting above have absolutely no idea about Japan or the Japanese.

  • July 3, 2009, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Thanks for the post

    by orcus

    It was insightful

  • July 4, 2009, 6:57 p.m. CST

    I thought it looked amusing!

    by MsAcer

    I watched the clip and laughed. Then read all the talk backs, re-watched the clip again and laughed more! Bleeding buildings? Sweet! Transformer Geisha? Ha ha! I don't care if Harry likes it or not. Or if he likes Transformers 2 or not. I come here and read, but can form my own opinions... I think this looks pretty funny.