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Script Girl attempts to understand Michael Benjamin Bay and the script sales of the week!
Hey folks, Harry here... Megatron and Script Girl. That's all sorts of hot. But another disappointing week in script sales. At least I think so.
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Yess!!
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Don't think I've ever typed that fast rofl
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Your insight into the video was illuminating. You really understand the purpose of a talkback.
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eye candyboth are better when the sound is turned offlowering your IQfeel free to add to the list...
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I bet she gives good helmet.
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Awesome tits....
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shouldn't try to act sexy, it doesn't work.
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...but it sure smells good!
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Jizz all over his scripts.
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She's back.
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This coming from a girl who has her tits out every week when she reads papers?
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I must admit I haven't watched one of her clips in a couple of months so maybe she has improved.
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Said aint it? What happen to this place,even the Talkbacks have become less interesting
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... HARD.
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Script Cunt
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You only find girls under the age of 21 sexy? Man you have a long, sad, sexless life ahead of you.
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...has issues. I certainly think she'd be better off doing real porn, but if this is as far as she's willing to go for now, I'll take it. Now, where did I put the tissues...?
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I swear I'm going to stop watching these things.
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Sheesh. This shit is whack. Once again proving if you're a chick with nice tits, you get to... what does the chick do again?
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Love Love
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to snort his cocaine off her. But he declined, he hates the smell of Gerbils.
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FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
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FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
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What a shameless ploy, Scriptgirl!
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Jun 27, 2009 4:50:03 PM CDT
As if this bitch actually knows what a good script is...
by scriptgirl_nipples
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All these ScriptGirl h8ters, if they actually met her, would go all weak in the knees and speechless and get a big fat chubby. And she'd just laugh at them.
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Really.... No seriously. No more ride, no more specticals. Ebert's review is funny as hell, because it's seems like it's exactly what he loved about the first movie, and then to bitch about them transforming in to 40 story tall robots. Um, the cartoon G1 Megatron. From a hand gun to. Yeah..... He even tosses in a follow up defense review that mentions Soundwave. Ha! People just hate Bay. My only gripe, Less cussing please, so I can bring the little ones with me. Outside of that the film was fine. Same damn style of film we got 2 years ago. Ruse Far Bar...
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Really that how I want my summer films to be. When Summer hits. I need me some Tits. I stop thinking the second they hit my face. And thats how I like it. Save the serious films for the fall when people with ego's chase the oscars and shit. I like thinking films just as much as anyone else, but damn I have a soft spot in my heart for dumb mindless action and spectacle.
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Yeah, he has cancer, but Who the FUCK cares what he thinks about a movie. He's not a fucking movie God anymore. Fuck critics. Most of them are worthless shits.
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i have donea revew of tranformers 2 and and you can see it on a web siet called aint it bale nws . com .its a proper review so im not saying things like i say here someimes like how i say i will brek your neck and thinsg beecase its a reel reveiw like in in a magazen ,and if your sad aboatt micheal jackson or aynthingthen it will mkae you happy .its dreem come true for me becease i have never hada thing on a wweb site beofor ,in my live !so go to see it then on aintit bale news . com amd you can leeve a coment there just liek here to say me what you think ,adn it is very goood web site and and its funny so yuo can see othhr things there if you like !thnk you guys !
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I see you have a thing for little girls.
Girls over 21 are known as Women. One day you may find this out. -
Pandering to the desperate factions of one handed Chinese helicopter pilots who can't score with animal or vegetable. Ok, you've got a pair of tits, what next Harry's balls dangling over the AICN banner?!!! (Brrrrrrrrrrr)
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Sheesh, anyone with a copy of Vegas could at least do a decent opening for her, and when they went to that guy's writing credits and it was just plain white font on black...wow, it was like something out of a junior high school video production project for the first week of class. Her voice is still as annoying as ever...horrible for any type of presenter which is why she is doing this for free.
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yikes. For all the talk of Michael Bay's Pringles-can cock (I swear I've read it on one of these talkbacks), the guy can't direct shit. Maybe if he did Transformers III featuring Coked-Up Hack With A Mullettron, he would better be able to relate.
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There's nothing going on in that head of his except simple atavistic caveman desires of fighting and sex. That's why his films are so one dimensional.
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I'm just sayin.... there's some Bell's Palsy going on here. Still, she's smokin' hot and my insurance covers Neurontin.
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Jun 27, 2009 6:33:12 PM CDT
Don Simpson & Bay cutting up a dead whore rather inspired.
by william_clay
and so, grudgingly, props to you miss.
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They are horrible, she isn't funny, she talks about old news, and all she is good for is to stare at her boobs.
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I like bitches of all ages, but when they pose and posture trying to appear sexy it is sad and pathetic.
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so points for that....
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PLEASE.
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wherein, this week, as in every other episode, anonymous posters presume they have some form of influence over Harry, that Michael Bay cares what they think, etc. etc.Where they think that maybe THIS time, that "I did your mother last night" or "you live in your parents' basement" will finally get recognized as truly great lines, and they will get the credit they crave.ScriptGirl Rules, Talkbackers Drool
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His head really needs to take a dump...
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Jun 27, 2009 7:00:14 PM CDT
chromedome the only thing that influences people is money.
by guntermonkey
Period. Give Harry some cold hard cash, and SG will disappear overnight. I promise you.
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...because they generate buzz, which increases attention to the website, which draws studios attention, and thus turns the talkbackers' stupid, meaningless opinions into dollar signs for studio heads. Do you really think any of this crap truly influences anyone? No. But does it eventually turn into money for someone (Harry or studios)? Yes.
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NEVAH!!!
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whore...whichever
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I have never watched one of these script girl pieces - and now I know why. It's everything I knew it would be - vapid and unfunny. Please - write something tiitty chic and find out just how hard it is to put something on paper.
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Where da Windex at?
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no need to 'try'
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...shorter. Some of you must be out touching real titties...or at least finding something else to rage about and obsess over. Positive growth...I think that's enough for today...
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Jun 27, 2009 8:59:26 PM CDT
Has everyone forgotton you can post beyond the subject line?
by thejokesonus
Is this just to bump up the posts? So sad.
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Then again, it's hard to get past the tits and annoying voice to actually look at her face.
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Not sure about the ice suckers up north, but down in So Cal I can't flick a cigarette without it bouncing off the tits of a chick that makes this cross-eyed, washed out weather girl look like Queen Mum.
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is just too fucking annoying.
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Jun 27, 2009 9:32:28 PM CDT
Special thanks to DINO_V for continuing to be a hack...
by fuckmichaelbay
...the only pictures taken of me are by your sister.
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Misogyny, anyone?
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To Me Anyway...
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No talkback for Ed.
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now that is one sexy old woman and she doesn't have to flop her tits around.
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Did you smear goat-meat on your testicles while you did that? Had you rented a krypsona on the Isle of Santorini? Was Zeus chuckling from on high?
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Joan Fontaine was always pretty hot too...
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Jun 27, 2009 11:03:49 PM CDT
Clearly "Michael Bay is a douche" = FuckMichaelBay is a douche!
by john_t_chance
I detect some emotional transference on Scriptgirl's part. This is just her way of telling FMB how she feels. And rightly so.
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Bitch and moan all you like (and to no avail) to Harry about pulling her off this site. I think the right minded silent majority enjoys the hell out of these shows.
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That Bay/Simpson joke was really funny.
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...RIBBONS OF SHAME!
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not nearly cruel enough to merit much notice in these parts and it's sure as hell not funny. that was 3 or 4 minutes wasted. and your never getting them back. all so that you could write "script cunt"
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Jun 27, 2009 11:15:38 PM CDT
thank you Captain Happy. I agree. Would that these brutes
by john_t_chance
were civil enough to let go of their animosity and/or erections long enough to give a little credit where it is due
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I have so clearly bested you in our little intellectual duel. and your playing in front of a hometown crowd.
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Jun 27, 2009 11:19:12 PM CDT
I HOPE my daughter grows up as witty, charming, and beautiful
by john_t_chance
as Script Girl. Truly
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...and nothing SG has done is worthy of that. We certainly don't have to pay her some due based on the opinion of an obvious SG plant like you.
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Jun 27, 2009 11:20:29 PM CDT
JTC: The only thing you bested me at is being a douchebag...
by fuckmichaelbay
...YOU WIN!
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Jun 27, 2009 11:22:07 PM CDT
JTC: To be fair, you also bested me at being redundant...
by fuckmichaelbay
...YOU WIN AGAIN!
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...Disgruntled Chinaman can verify.
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a fan and a plant. I'm sure you wish I was a plant because you can't seem to get it into your melon that a fan would support Script Girl just as strongly as you attack it.
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Jun 27, 2009 11:27:39 PM CDT
JTC: You're a plant, and the only admiration I give you...
by fuckmichaelbay
...is for your repeated attempts to one-up people unsuccessfully week after week.
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Perhaps it is YOUUUUU...YOUUUUU who is the plant!
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Jun 27, 2009 11:29:54 PM CDT
I am the coolest smartest Asian you will ever meet, FMB.
by john_t_chance
I also happen to be a 3rd degree blackbelt so I would kick your ass quite easily while outshining you in math and science!
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as a PLANT several months back. Notice how he never mentions that. He thinks we've all forgotten. Poor FMB doesn't realize that every single person in this TB is ASIAN and that we're all smarter than him.
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LAST WEEK'S SG WASN'T POSTED HERE WAS IT? THE ONE WHERE SHE DRINKS BULL CUM.(IT'S TRUE, NOT TRYING TO BE INSULTING). I AM A SG FAN BUT I HAVE TO CALL FOOL HERE WHEN SHE DISPLAYS THE BRA SHOT WITH MEGATRON THAT DOES NOT APPEAR AT ALL IN THE VIDEO. LAME!
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Jun 27, 2009 11:35:18 PM CDT
Shhh. Enough said. He's starting to put the pieces together.
by john_t_chance
"wait a minute! just what the hell are you chinamen trying to pull?"
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Letting go of one's erection has nothing to do with it. These brrrutes, as you call them, simply do not appreciate a pretty girl who is smart to match - I guess they've never met a woman who was in posession of both good looks & brains. Sorry boys. The end of the rainbow does exist! Just look harder!
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here last week. That is one I personally dig about her sense of humor. the sheer randomness of it. she just riffs on movies she likes. Her Bladerunner/Monopoly bit was sheer fucking genius.
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does seem like a douche.
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Jun 27, 2009 11:42:28 PM CDT
PS Gigy: The picture of her with Megatron is a still pic
by john_t_chance
Custom thumbnail pics are a perk for youtube partners. It's not a video grab.
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you can ride my tail anytime, Maverick!
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I'd like to ride your tail, otherwise, I think I'll sit on this bench for a spell.
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Talkbackers have something better to hate upon than MJ and Bruno. Thank you scripttits
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Someone here needs to raise their standards. There's a lot of funny, quirky stuff online. This... this isn't an example. Hoo-boy.
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let's face it she is atleast an 8 and has good taste in movies with a really good sense of humor (for a female). The script girl is a catch!
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Where should we go?
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HA HA ad infinitum.....
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What's your type of humor? I myself enjoy a lot of the Digital Shorts by Andy Samberg found on Hulu, where you can also see Conan O'Brien and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog clips. Also, full episodes of "The Office" and "Arrested Development". Similarly, you can find full episodes of "South Park" at the southparkstudios website. Finally, you have to check out The Onion, which is now a web classic. Let me know how you like my recommendations, and I'll give you some more if you like!
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Possibly... Jim's apparently cutting it to emphasize the world of Avatar and not the 3D considering the majority of people won't first see the trailer in 3D anyway and just online at some quicktime site or Youtube... Just taking time out to let y'all know.
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...an attractive woman having fun. WTF? lol Not a fan of Bay, don't care if he's got an elephant dork, Tranformers 2 is going to make back it's budget in five days. He ain't goin' anywhere.
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Jun 28, 2009 12:13:59 AM CDT
How come all of her supporters only type the subject out?
by thejokesonus
Surely they're not padding the hit count? With all this talk of advertisements being pulled from AICN, Harry can't afford to alienate more readers if they indeed don't like this segment. Wasn't their a similar backlash against some young-adult novel last year?
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Thanks for the heads up.I'm going to Comic-Con in July and (fingers crossed) we'll get to see a trailer, or clips, or ...something!
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I love the digital shorts, Triumph is ridiculously genius, South Park check, Office partial check, Onion hit or miss, Script Girl's report today check. The thing is, I've seen all that before, this is new, this is funny. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Remember, that standard to which we hold others to we ultimately hold ourselves. The more miserable you make others, the more miserable you make yourself.
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...you two sound like butt buddies.
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...well, I'm magical ninja with special powers and I'll destroy your body, as well as, your eternal soul.
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sounds like a preferable alternative to talking to you, Fuck Michael Bay.
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Most of the "haters" that post here do so because it is de rigueur, pack mentality. Then you have FuckMichaelBay, who usually posts just that, plus I think he has a crush on John_T_Chance.Then there's the sad little fuck known as Jugdish (clearly a lover of women?) who probably just doesn't know any better, or that's how he refers to the females in his own family, maybe "cunt" to him is a term of endearment!You do give some good examples of your type of humor (especially TRIUMPH, HE RULES) but as it has been noted here, countless times, people that don't like ScriptGirl need only to go to a different TB, simple as that!
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No one asked your opinion of me anyway. With your mutual slanty eyes, how will you find each other's stereotypically tiny penises?
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Jun 28, 2009 12:38:01 AM CDT
DrMorbius: I have a crush on your Mom and no one else...
by fuckmichaelbay
...just to clarify.
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you wrote "how will you find each other's stereotypically tiny penises"?Simple, just look in YOUR MOUTH !!!
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Thank you for that post.
I'm beginnning to think that Fuck Michael Bay is unstable. Possibly's Michael Bay's runaway id that clandestinely types on his laptop while his master is asleep? Wait, I think that's true. -
Jun 28, 2009 12:46:36 AM CDT
I'm stable...all of you are just annoying. Like a gnat...
by fuckmichaelbay
...or some other insignificant lifeform.
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...but none of you seem to ever go away or become relevant. Oh well. Zzzzzzzz.....
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His real name is "I Felched Michael Bay"!!!
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Jun 28, 2009 12:56:28 AM CDT
DrMorePenis & Lieutenant Disappointment sitting in a tree...
by fuckmichaelbay
...blah blah blah noise.
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i always knew FMB was a motherfucker
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YAY!
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....your mother fucker!
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where they make you dance.
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...performed by the crack team of JTC and DrMorePenis.
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...sitting in a tree...Watching Michael Bay give you a Donkey Punch!!!
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...then how could he give someone else a Donkey Punch?
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Jun 28, 2009 1:06:26 AM CDT
"none of you seem to ever go away or become relevant"
by highlyunstableconcoction
aaahhhh, the man in the mirror...accept the inevitable my utterly useless (shit)eater friend
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So limp, like your Dick, can't even come, or come up with your own lines.
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"...sitting in a tree...
Watching Michael Bay give you a Donkey Punch!!!"I believe I used the "sitting in the tree first"? -
is a mirror. As the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man was to Ray Stanz, Fuck Michael Bay is to us a mirror, representing our base & unchaste impulses. Look down at the reflection, do you see yourself, or Fuck Michael Bay?
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Uh yeah, I was in the tree,,,,watching Michael Bay give you a Donkey Punch, try to keep up Margaret!
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Jun 28, 2009 1:11:48 AM CDT
I'm beginning to think Lieutenant Disappointment is an idiot...
by fuckmichaelbay
...As the John_T_Chance was to annoying self-centered Asians, Lieutenant Disappointment is to us an idiot, representing our stupidity & lack of synaptic impulses. Look down at the idiot, do you see Lieutenant Disappointment, or Lieutenant Disappointment?
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Jun 28, 2009 1:13:31 AM CDT
DrMorePenis: Attempt to make fun of me and get me to care...
by fuckmichaelbay
...EPIC FAIL! You are almost as lame as Scriptgirl. It's a Photo Finish. Much like the photo I have of me finishing on your sister's taint.
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Your Sister said that when you diddle her, and shes giving you a reach-around (way to keep it in the family) try not to sweat so much...cause you know, its kinda gross!
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The ONLY thing you've ever "finished", is your daily tongue bath of Michael Bays NUTSACK!!
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Jun 28, 2009 1:20:58 AM CDT
DrMorePenis: Umm, just give up dude. You can't hang...
by fuckmichaelbay
...and I feel bad for you.
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OOOOOOH, must give up, can't hang, I would feel sorry for you, except I've seen the DVD of ScriptGirl mounting you with a 12 inch Strap-On, and you were smiling, ergo, no pity!
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I just fell over laughing, MBF could take a couple of comedy lessons from you. His humor is like a Burroughs cut-up at best, & is like a turrets-explosion at worst.
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Do you put swear words in your Mad-Libs & then post that?!
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WAAAAy late for me, gotta go, was having so much fun, lost track of time, please feel free to carry on with MBF. Late.
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Megatron arrival. Thank you Michael Bay, huzzahs the beat-off brigade her.
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It's late - Nite all.
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...just sayin'.
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And another disappointing week at AICN for posting this crap.
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Blue is a good color on you SG... I like.
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And there goes subjectivity out the window.
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In which Chromedome and other white knights diss all ScriptGirl haters, kiss ScriptGirl's ass, and pretend as though she's a hot successful commodity and that the majority of AICN readership is just wrong about their negative opinions of her.
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As horrible and amateur as Script Girl's videos are, and make no mistake her shit makes a high school AV clubs video yearbook look professional and entertaining, at least the TBs were entertaining. They are now officially dead, with the only remaining people being pervs, sycophants and plants.And as for that JTC idiot rambling on about the "silent majority enjoys the hell out of these shows"...that's one of the stupidest things I've ever read at AICN...and that puts it in the running for stupidest thing ever written in the history of mankind.Most people have long since stopped even clicking through to an SG story and TB. I've kept on clicking because the TBs were mildly amusing. It's been kind of fun to see FuckMichaelBay and a few others bitch slap all the regular plants JNR, JTC and Dino, but now the SG TBs are just boring.Good to know this bimbo's self worth is based on helping 30000 basement dwellers add to their personal spank banks. I guess the interweb deviants get tired of goatse and 2 girls in a cup every now and then. Congrats for your successful career as jizz fodder.
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Jun 28, 2009 2:31:24 AM CDT
I, too, thought the Script Girl talkbacks were legendary...
by thejokesonus
it looks like I was misinformed. All it is is a bunch of people who think it sucks that post once and get the Hell out, a bunch of horny guys who use the still pic as beat-off inspiration, then go to a porn site to finish off, one guy that seems to really hate her, and several guys that sound like they're under the same ID defending her. Yawn.
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Less controversial than this TB - http://tinyurl.com/m4kdbg
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It doesn't work that way in this context. In a cheesey slasher movie or teen party flick, yeah it is a good thing because you have really low expectations and are playing to the lowest common denomenator. Here it is really bad pandering to fanboy stereotypes. We're supposed to just drool over her chesticles and forget her annoying voice, totally amatuerish presentation style, lame attempts at humor done again, very amatuerishly, and the "content" is rehashed news about scripts that she gets from reading other news sites and blogs. It is just total fucking shit on a stick and Harry keeps waving it in our face like he found something cool. Like when your dog keeps brining home dead birds for you and you keep trying to tell it that you don't want that shit.
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My favorite batch of hate-spewing, nerdraging douchebaggery is just lame this week. Come on guys, make it fun to read or stop crying.
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She's not funny and her info is half baked. She's not bad to look at though. I'd be damn good to her body. I mean it. lol
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Jun 28, 2009 4:59:08 AM CDT
Whatever happened to Yoko's column about music?
by watching_teri_hatcher_take_a_shit
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in scriptgirl making videos of varying quality (some are shit, but this weeks was good I thought) and Harry posting them here for you to watch FOR FREE. Some of you whining fuckers are absolutely pathetic, your nerd rage would be better turned to fight cancer, HIV, or fighting for the rights of those that concern Amnesty International. As for her tits, they're awesome, and why shouldn't she show a bit of cleavage? She's probably proud of her wonderful assets, doesn't mean she wants to lower herself to porn. Just another example of you halfwits seeing a nice pair of puppies and reverting to your lowest common denominator. Pathetic. Oh and TF2 is pretty good though patchy. Enjoy.
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Y'all just need to calm down, pour yourself a cool one and enjoy the show. Ya mama ain't watching...it's okay to have one on the wrist. Go for it.
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Always a good laugh.
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Everyone hates you but me
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*SG's voice is really, really annoying. Try lowing the pitch and volume.
*Humour still non-existant.
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Jun 28, 2009 8:50:37 AM CDT
I HOPE my daughter grows up as witty, charming, and beautiful..
by neilf
..and then just tries to get famous by resorting to showing off her tits... You'd be so proud wouldn't you...
Her sad bass antics should frankly annoy anyone with two brain cells to rub togethor, and frustrate anyone who in anyway enjoys AICN.
Do this site a favour and stop endorsing her sad attempts for attention. - Look up the definition 'attention whore' and she's the absolutely perfect description. Shit, it's so sad just look up the word 'whore' and she stands a chance of a mention even there... Very very sad!
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SG shaved....I can see it...
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Proof that any chick that flashes her boobs/clevage lacks journalism etiqutte.Meaning, the bitch can't be taken seriously unless she's starring in a porn flick.I think it's insulting to get one's attention that way as opposed to giving us credible news.You want to impress me SC, try giving more credible scoops instead of auditioning for the naked news.
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Jun 28, 2009 9:37:41 AM CDT
JTC, you can't quote numbers accurately and you call yourself a
by disgruntled_chinaman
I beg to differ. That's like a frat boy who can't drink or a redneck that can't fix a truck.
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BAD ASIAN MAN! He's probably really tall, too.
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I thought that was new and interesting, and it managed to bring some more female writers on the site.
By the way, if you hate the weekly script girl video, then I would suggest avoiding posting things in the talkback or hitting on the link. You're only making it look more popular than it really is. This is the first time I've watched script girl in months and it hasn't change a bit. There are still half formed jokes and terribly unfunny cut scenes. -
Ah, the weekly obituary column to AintItCool where we all remember the days before Gone, before Scriptgirl, before DGDB and before Harry sold his soul to Amazon.
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What a lovely way to start my Sunday. I worked for Don Simpson. The man was cruel, hedonistic pig and deserves all the posthumous shit we can heap upon him.
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Jun 28, 2009 10:17:30 AM CDT
Stop worrying and learn to love the ScriptGirl kiddies...
by jacknancerevenge
regret for the online past is a waste of spirit. besides this site is the better for her.
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just sayin'.
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is because the screenshot of whatever her name is always shows her leaning over. The youtube screenshot comes from the middle point in the video, so does she choose that moment to lean over, or is the whole video like that? I never actually watch the damn thing so I have no idea.
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Pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty good. Speaking of which when does CYE start?
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You can't be that busy on sunday. just watch the damn thing.
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Selling cocaine to Don Simpson at the back of the Burger King on LaBrea is not a working relationship.
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Jun 28, 2009 10:40:42 AM CDT
Oh look it's FuckMikeBay...the yapping terrier of AICN
by jacknancerevenge
I have managed to avoid the nuisance that is you FMB by coming on here early. Looks like my luck has run out.
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Jun 28, 2009 10:43:14 AM CDT
To DrMorePenis, Lt. Disappointment, and LowlyAnnoyingPolesmoker.
by fuckmichaelbay
Lt. - If you're going to lambaste my comedy stylings, could you at least spell the disease you think I have correctly. It's "tourettes" not "turrets" dillhole. A turret is the highest point on a castle wall, so therefore you complemented me. THANKS!DrMorePenis - You are incredibly lame and your comedy stylings and intellect should be reserved for people who get it...like Lt. Disappointment and other witless morons. At least you can entertain yourself.LowlyAnnoyingPolesmoker - Thank you for continuing to be the guy who shows up late to the weekly bukkake party at DrMorePenis's Mom's house and expects to jerk off after she's already taken 40 loads and just got a towel.
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During prep for Days of Dunder. He once called me at home in LA from the Maui Hyatt at 3 in the morning and wanted me to call room service for him. Hope you're enjoying Hell, Don!
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Jun 28, 2009 10:45:26 AM CDT
JNR: You can avoid me altogether by disappearing from AICN...
by fuckmichaelbay
...like every member of this talkback short of JTC, chromedome and DINO_V suggested you do long ago. You're pathetic and no one but me even acknowledges you anymore. :( So sad for you.
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Jun 28, 2009 10:49:59 AM CDT
One time, Steven Spielberg gave me his banana bread recipe...
by fuckmichaelbay
...when I was over there doing rewrites on SAVING PRIVATE RYAN with Robert Towne and the entire USC marching band. Tom Hanks made the most amazing seafood fajitas! I left there after about 6 hours, a little too tipsy, and then I bumped into Jesus trying to get a coffee at Starbucks. He told me that I was awesome and that I will be awesome for life as long as I tell people all about the celebrities I hang with every chance I get. JOY!
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ScriptGirl's painfully unfunny "comedy" is part of her charm, and it works for me.
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...when I was strolling on the set of THE AGE OF INNOCENCE trying to bang Michele Pfeiffer five minutes after I dropped a huge load on Winona Ryder's forehead while Daniel Day-Lewis watched. Afterwards, me and Winona went shoplifting together at Barney's, where we bumped into Chita Rivera who told me that me and Winona made the cutest couple. I ran to the jewelry counter to get a ring, when I bumped into Sean Connery trying on kilts. What a wacky Tuesday?!
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Maybe you feel the need to shit all over them because you have none of your own. Kinda sad really. Maybe it's not too late for you to do something important!
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Jun 28, 2009 11:02:41 AM CDT
Nah. It is too late FMB. Truth is you'll never amount to much
by jacknancerevenge
Just didn't want to blow smoke up your ass. I'll leave that to the ladyboys you pick up on SM Blvd. Boy those poor heshe buggers really earn their pay don't they?
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Jun 28, 2009 11:15:10 AM CDT
JNR: Your stories are bullshit until you reveal your identity..
by fuckmichaelbay
...no one claims to be anything of importance but you and you refuse to prove it. Until you do, everyone will see you for what you are: a lame nobody, desperately trying to make people on AICN believe you're important. EPIC FAIL!
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Jun 28, 2009 11:20:38 AM CDT
Then for you, FMB, my stories are perhaps a test of faith.
by jacknancerevenge
Or whatever. Don't really give a shit. That is one of the benefits of being an important man...not having to pretend I care about the little folks. I hire Latinos to do that work for me.
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Jun 28, 2009 11:28:32 AM CDT
JNR: You're stories are a test of my 'bullshit alarm'...
by fuckmichaelbay
...and thanks to you, it's been finely tuned for over a year now. And as far as you "not giving a shit" is concerned...the fact is you do care. What other pleasure would you get from spending the last year or so name-dropping anonymously to a bunch of internet surfers you've never met in an attempt to make them feel lower than you, other than to feel important?
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You know what's weird. I could have sworn the other day when people started posting hoaxes in the MJ TB that celebrities had died, like Jeff Goldblum, that someone jokingly said that Billy Mays died. I shit you not. Someone should go throught that TB and find out who it was because that dude is freaking psychic.
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...or that dude murdered Billy Mays!
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Jun 28, 2009 11:44:05 AM CDT
Billy Mays died from a seemingly innocuous head trauma...
by fuckmichaelbay
...suffered last night after a tire blew as his plane was landing in Tampa. He was quoted as saying that he "hit his head hard, but has a hard head." Likely cause of death will be a subdural hematoma from not getting treatment and blowing off the head pain as just a headache. What a shame.
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to draw attention away from the thrashing I'm giving him. Unconscionable!
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I LOVE SCRIPT GIRL SO MUCH SHE'S AWESOME. KEEP POSTING HER HARRY, FUCK THE OBVIOUSLY GAY HATERS!!!
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The brain is incredibly fragile. Wow, it's been one weird week. Billy, though not a STAR, has been part of our lives for twenty years, first on HSN, and forever in informercials. He's literally been on TV everyday for the last ten years.
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Perhaps some fingercuffs action gone horribly wrong?
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Jun 28, 2009 12:00:40 PM CDT
:( JNR! Guess he's one celebrity you won't fake-hang out with...
by fuckmichaelbay
...anytime soon. And now...we're back on point, asshole!
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I was just starting to enjoy the big ox on Pitchmen.
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...and that's what you give me. And it's because you don't wash your hands at Burger King like you're supposed to. It's fucking unsanitary!
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nothing about plane. was it a delayed reaction?
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RIP Scri - erm, Billy Mays!
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Because that's what she had to do to have a career in Hollywood: Fuck Michael Bay.
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...don't forget to tip your waiter, JackNanceRevenge.
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When Billy Mays has died?!?! The man was a GENIUS. My god...I still remember the first time I heard the line.."its made with the air we breathe" on the OxyClean ads, pure poetry.As I've said...Billy Mays made the world feel good about White Middle aged infomercial hosts...he was this generations Ron Popeil. One in a Million...Gods Speed Billy.
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He actually seemed a decent guy...for someone who hawked useless crap all his life. I actually bought that fix it stick for car paint. Total shit.
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is the one on top of your head. You will kneel before me someday. On that day I shall not be merciful.
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Met him at the upfronts at the Waldorf 2 years ago. Not a pleasant man. But I won't speak ill of the dead.
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More tits, less opinion, please.
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Jun 28, 2009 12:55:11 PM CDT
JNR: Dont you mean you SERVED him a Waldorf...Salad 2 years ago
by fuckmichaelbay
...at the upfronts luncheon. If he wasn't pleasant, it was because you aren't supposed to pitch ideas to guests. Guess you'll need to hawk your Magical Anal Beads somewhere else.
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...was if somehow, on the lead-fry technician's salary at Burger King, you were able to hire a Private Investigator to track me down for the purposes of cutting my legs out from under me, therefore rendering me short enough to "kneel before you". On that day, you shall not be rational.
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...I ACTUALLY worked with him a few years back and he was a consummate professional.
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Please show your ass using thong!! Please do it sweety!!!WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ILOVE YOU SCRIPT GIRL, I LEFT YOU AS ALWAYS SAYING ONE THING:I LOVE YOU AND REMEMBER YOU CAN SELL IT IF YOU DON'T wRITE IT!!!!! :D XDXD :) I LOVE YOUR BOOBIES ( . )( . )
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He should have killed her when he had the chance...
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excellent size, excellent weight excellent smoothess, excellent consistency( . )( . ) Iam would be very very happy if you honey (beautiful scriptgirl) let me suck and lick all time your beautiful and delicious boobies.Your are the best Sweety I am in love with you.
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Jun 28, 2009 1:10:56 PM CDT
What are you going to do, mash a Whopper on him?
by disgruntled_chinaman
Watch out for the fries, FMB!!!
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Everybody duck! JNR has spuds and she's not afraid to hurl them at you while screaming, "I CO-WROTE CHINATOWN WITH ROBERT TOWNE!"
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I mean seriously. She believes she's some kind of big deal by doing 3rd grade humor rehashings of last weeks news? God she is such a talentless fucking WHORE! And please Script Girl, get the nerves in your face fixed because I'm sick of your lopsided smirk.
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especially the michael bay stuff
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Wow-It's like celebrity Armageddon these days--Maybe They'll n ow have free Oramge Glo dispenser in Heaven now
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I'm far more upset about this than Micheal Jackson. Why couldn't it be Micheal Bay, WHY NOT BAY?!??!?
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Not funny, and not fitting of anything necessary.
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WTF!?
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I've pinned it down to the exact moment: It was that wreck of a movie BEWITCHED. I remember being in the audience when the trailer for it was showing and how NO ONE laughed at any of his forced comedy scenes. It was total silence. Even in most bad trailers, a few audience members will offer a charitable laugh. But not this time. It was as if the audience was collectively telling Farrell that they'd had enough of his routine, that his comedy had not evolved.
So now you know. -
Sopping wet in puddles of pussy juice!
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ha ha ha
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or of watchng bueatiful ScriptGirl
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Doesn't mean you have to kiss EVERY cunt's ass you see on your monitor. Fuck this bitch. There are plenty of prostitutes on this planet to jock. You don't have to kiss this hooker's ass to prove anything to anybody. Am I right, lobo-tor?
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Jun 28, 2009 2:05:50 PM CDT
No mor saying shit abot my love or i will fuck up thos what try
by lobo-tor
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my god man, we all gays here are certainly worthy of that, no?
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With bullshit.
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2-0 at half time!!!
Whoooooooooooo!!!!!
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And he was on Conan just 5 days ago, looking fine. This is just eerie, all these celebrities dropping like flies. Hopefully Paris Hilton is next.
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How often does someone describe her stuff as funny?
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...is soooooo 1995 and everyone's made it before.
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Dude, are you okay? Your obsession with Scriptgirl is kinda worrying....
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This is the first time I've been bothered to watch this ScriptGirl thing. Damn, she really is gorgeous. No wonder you people watch this stuff. Plus her info is interesting.
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Fucking movie was right!
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Their priceless exchanges are one of the few reasons for a Scriptgirl TB to exist.Keep going, boys!
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Subsidize AICN with real porn and then you can pay for better writers (goodbye Merrick & Herc). I'm serious. This is more depressing.
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200M in five days. HAHA fuck you haters.
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If I want to see sluts I'll look at a porn site. If I want to see a review I'll check a review site. I don't like the two being mixed.
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Jun 28, 2009 3:50:52 PM CDT
i would like some decent scriptgirl pics to whack off to please
by mysterious_volvo
had a look on her myspace but nothing great. and i thought there were some pics that had been taken down because im sure i remember having a wank to some better pics.... anyway... even a maxim shoot would be nice.
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Jun 28, 2009 4:09:51 PM CDT
SCRIPTGIRL YOU FUCKING SUCK, HARRY YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
A DISGRACE TO BILLY MAYS. THATS HOW YOU PROMOTE!! NOT AT ALL LIKE THAT SCRIPT BITCH
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Wait, this isn't my twitter page...
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Cant put tow words togtehor with teh lettrs in teh rite awder.
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not her boobs,but her glasses.
this and her nice face,gives her an aura of intellect and the sensation of 'the girl next door'.
they make her more accesible to us the male readers,more natural and less plastic,more pretty and less fake.
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Jun 28, 2009 4:31:28 PM CDT
Brazil celebrated that like they'd just won the World Cup
by kevin_costners_recycled_piss
You're BRAZIL. It's the Confederations Cup. Calm the fuck down you bunch of Jesus freaks.
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Where is your God now?????
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Jun 28, 2009 5:16:15 PM CDT
seriously. just you wait, Brazil... in 2012, your
by jackknifed_juggernaut
Cristo Redentor statue is going to crumble. Roland Emmerich verifies this.
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I haven't posted in the script girl talk backs in months. I barely visit your site anymore. People get vile and angry at how she is appealing to the lowest common denominator. Go read your fucking Transformers 2 review. Replace every reference to Micheal Bay with your name. You're no better. Are you proud? You're a hypocrite. That this shit is still on your site blew my mind. Fuck you Harry. Fuck you
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I enjoy Script Girl. Keep it coming.
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SHE'S A WANNA BE NEWS ANCHOR WITHOUT THE CHARISMA OR LOOKS. SHE'S TOO OLD AND DESPERATE TO LOOK HOT BY WEARING LOW CUT SHIRTS. FUCK SCRIPT GIRL AND HER DREAM OF BEING A FAMOUS SLUT.
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God bless AICN and all its readers. You are a lively bunch. But seriously, collectively, y'all have got some great big huge sexual ISSUUES ... and ScriptGirl ia just a lightning rod. Just sayin'.
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Transformers 2 is a mega hit! Why God? WHY?!!!!!!!!!
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Mark my words, in 3 years they'll be a Go Bots movie with two racist Go Bots making up most of the movie. Awwwwwwwww... Yeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!
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GEE, all those people that said they hated Bey sure did seem to go see it.
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Remove the spaces... http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1410/spielberg2.jpg
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my ten bucks is still in my pocket... and it shall stay there 'til wednesday (don't let me down, Depp).
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Michael Bay is a douche for making some of the best films ever - including transformers ... people say he's offensive for giving a Green transformer a gold tooth.... yet here have scriptitsgirl saying he got his first gig by helping the producer carve up some crack whore. priorities people. here's a personal task for each and everyone one of you, think back to transformers when you were a kid, now think ahead to the 2 transformers films we have. in short, show some goddamn respect!! go watch Terminator limpdick Salvation
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give the people what they want
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titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties,
No really, I get it.
Billy Mays died today. -
Yeah this one wasn't too bad or annoying, kind of liked it... If script girl went too far then it would be the Naked News and we might get bored. She could be a little more daring though...
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Really? The fact that the modern human being is so easily entertained, so unthinking and uncritical to lap up what even you must admit is a sub par movie from a guy who built a career on subpar movies, makes you happy?Fucks sake man...does it give you pause that people today actually will pay to be insulted? That they would rather see this than spend a day reading a book or going to an art museum or seeing a movie that has an ounce of soul and story? These numbers just make me sad...proof the world is doomed. If people actually think this kind of shit is good no wonder the world is run by despots as it is populated by retards.
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Jun 29, 2009 12:10:45 AM CDT
Dino V, film your cock some more... and talk in a high voice
by disgruntled_chinaman
saying "AH'M SCRIPT-GIRL AND ONLY DINO V'S COCK AND LENS CAN MAKE ME CUM!!!!"
Fucking douche nozzle. -
because of all the gay stuff he's said about Michael Bay in the past. And ScriptGirl's talking shit about the most financially successful filmmaker of the year? Yeah, great career move. Hope you like making these videos.
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Why is she here? Why does that youtube channel exist?
It would be nice if she put a mission statement or something on her page. Cause I dont get why she is doing this. Is it a hobby? Is she trying out computer special effects? Is she trying to become some famous entertainment anchor...hoping E! Channel picks her up or something? Like, what is this about? I dont know and thats what I dont get...thats all. -
Who cares?
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Amateur shit. I'll take Skidz and Mudflap anyday.
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Here is a very brief guide to watching Script Girl:
Step 1: Ogle the titty shot still.
Step 2: Watch the video and check out the rack of the day.
Step 3: Watch long enough (staring mesmerized at the Mams) for the video to completely load.
Step 4: Scan through the video to see if maybe she inserts a bikini shot of her, or may actually not tease us and flash a bit more breastage.
Step 5: Close out of it and grumble about how pointless her films are...then wonder briefly who she knows to get a film feature like this....then remember....oh yes....TITTIES.
Step 6: Go back to being a real person. -
Jun 29, 2009 10:36:05 AM CDT
visit a porn site and just have a wank.
by kevin_costners_recycled_piss
Works for me.
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Step 8: Skip Steps 1-5 and repeat step 7.
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The cycle must be broken!
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You know why we watch you.
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just do it scriptgirl,please.
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you keep them glasses straight on
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the result will be loyal viewers from here on, take it to the pool mama.
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I just watched a few of these (had to visit a different work computer) and they are really amateur. Lady, is this really how you intend to 'break in' or out or whatever? Pretty weak.
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Can't stand this bitch's shit and the trolls that follow her around smellin' it. Shameful.
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We're supposed to have ANY respect for the woman when her comedy sketch depicts her drinking from a large bucket of bull semen?
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LAST!!!!!!
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SG's little video ego boost are stupid, granted. But why complain man! I love to look at tits! MUTE her little video and just watch the titties!
NEVER STOP POSTING HER!
Well, stop when she's saggy and wrinkled, but until then, post away! -
That is all.
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