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Michael Jackson... The King of Pop, Captain EO, Scarecrow... is dead
Hey folks, Harry here... Wow. If Farrah Fawcett wasn't enough, the Reaper decided to take the King of Pop... Michael Jackson. There's an entire generation that has grown up in the aftermath of scandal ridden Michael Jackson, but as a member of that "Pepsi Generation" that Michael captured with his amazing songs, dance moves and spectacles... I grieve.
I always wanted Michael to do "The Lost Tour" where he'd hire Rick Baker to recreate the classic Michael Jackson to perform classic and new songs that sounded as though they came from that era... all while looking like 1983 Michael Jackson.
For film - his contributions were pretty few. His big role was in the Disco reinvention of THE WIZARD OF OZ - THE WIZ - where he played a pretty awesome Scarecrow. Some of us remember seeing THRILLER by John Landis in theaters... and then of course there was CAPTAIN EO which ran for years and years at DISNEYLAND! He also found screen time in MEN IN BLACK 2 and MISS CAST AWAY.
Otherwise - we know him from his pretty amazing music and signature dance moves. I remember the days when he truly ruled the Earth - he was preparing a new World Tour and there had been work on a new album as well. In the coming days I'm sure we'll hear all about it.
The LA TIMES is reporting that Michael was pronounced dead at 3:15 Los Angeles time. Let's send our best wishes and hopes for his children. For now - I'll leave you with Captain EO:
Then there was lil Michael singing BEN for the sequel to Willard!
Then there was lil Michael singing BEN for the sequel to Willard!
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first?
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....Thriller.
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thriller was awesome
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Michael Jackson is fantastic. I went to one of his concerts. He was brilliant. What a top notch performer.
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yeah!!
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It just felt strange... Now with 2 icons passing like this... Weird.
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Do you people sit here all day and click 'refresh' until a new story pops up to say 'first' or what?
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When I think of Michael Jackson, I think of Weird Al. Always. Thankfully, Weird Al is still in robust health. In fact, he seems perpetually youthful. Very strange. Very mysterious.
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I can't follow it, someone get me a Vicodon.
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Thriller was certainly awesome. Best music video ever.
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Its inevitable.
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Actually... I checked out TMZ and rusjed over here to report it. This is the very first time I have EVER hit first on AIC. Even weirder that it is a ground breaking story like this.
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Sad sad day.
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TMZ reports, he's dead
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From dead (TMZ), in a coma (Times) to he's ok (Liz Taylor's PA). It's going to get weird. Conspiracy theories abound....
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MICHAEL is a legend; an ICON! the king of pop to this day!!!!!!!!
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what about John Williams, Kirk Douglas, Mickey Rooney? And with Farrah gone, I hope both Barbara : Bach and Carrera are doing just fine too.
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He was super talented and made millions of people happy with his music...talented dancer, talented vocalist..probably a decent songwriter...he will be missed.
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A musical icon. A bit of a weirdo. But the biggest individual rock icon after Elvis. Wow.
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Oh wow... Biopic coming out REAL soon I guess!
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RIP.
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I can finally let my kids run free again.
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The comedians whose careers were launched based on the antics of this retarded Oreo or the parents of molested kids who haven't yet sued him.
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I made a 'Beat It' joke.
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What do you have against Ed McMahon, AICN? He was a legend. The first talkshow sidekick, and he did it with grace and aplomb. And boy, could he make Johnny laugh. I loved me some Ed. He helped make The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. I mean, I'll miss Michael, too, although I don't think there was a chance in hell that he was ever going to get back to the pop genius of Thriller and Off the Wall and Bad. But let's not forget Ed.
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I'm afraid most people either don't know what he accomplished in his music career, or simply don't remember. I hope this isn't true.
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LA times has it, it's over.
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Too Soon?
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Even if he comes out of it, if he's really in a coma, that usually is a bad indication of what's going to happen over the new few months. But now I'm humming old Micheal Jackson tunes.
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http://www.tmz.com/
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This is a horrible day...
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Yep. Sucks.
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fucking musical genius.
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not to be confused with a comma.
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Jun 25, 2009 5:24:16 PM CDT
SoylentMean - thousands of people that didn't write Thriller ¬_¬
by shaneo632
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....for AICN talkbackers to hold a Dead Pool and place our bets for the top ten choices of celebrities to bite it? Because they're dropping like flies.
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He has died... WOW
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A friend just called my wife and told her that her husband's fire battalion took the call to come to MJ's house. He called and told my wife's friend while MJ was on the way to the hospital...already dead.
Now, rumors swirl like fucking crazy over shit like this, so it could have been a miscommunication between the two emergency responders, but.....
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Jun 25, 2009 5:24:49 PM CDT
Man, I beat off to that poster...AHH!, wait, wrong thread!!
by flickapoo
...I meant Farrah Fawcett!!
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but did Michael Jackson write it?
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I have a feeling this talkback will become epic
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archeologists will find and excavate his grave. Then the nose will get out, and the human race will be doomed...
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whatever your feelings about this man no one can argue the fact this man is a world icon and living legend.
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Now, I ain't saying he didn't have problems, but for three or five albums there, we was a genius. The image, the dancing, the concerts, the promotion--for a time there, he was brilliant. The man-child Peter Pan complex got a little weird over time, tho.
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No, I'm not trying to be clever and make a pun. "Ghosts" directed by Stan Winston was a hugely creative video, showcasing several Jackson songs. No idea whether it's available on DVD, I bought mine several years ago back in the days of VHS. I think the ensuing scandal kind of killed the video, to be honest, but Stephen King was credited on it as well. Worth checking out.
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He was brilliant with the music. With the money, not so much.
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...Little boys around the world are now safer.
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yeah and also an alleged pedophile
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Jacko's gone
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I always use humour. Was making Heath Ledger jokes just a few days after.
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You call yourself "a Pepsi generation" fan but then somehow manage to exclude MOONWALKER from your pre-obituary? Tsk-tsk. Hope Michael pulls through. The guy is a musical genius, I was glad to see him making a comeback.
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Jesus Christ what happened today?
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just confirmed on TV news
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amazingly creeped out. The sad thing is I doubt he ever truly had any real fans, merely sycophants.
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This could be the celebrity death of all celebrity deaths when it comes to jokes. I picture a 1000 page hardcover filled with them. Yes Michael Jackson was a singular talent and yes his life was tragic. Hence, a lot of jokes.
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The greats always have tame endings.
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So this is how it ends, eh? Will it be open casket, or is he too scary now?
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He was a genius for a while. Then a fucking fruitcake. But what geniuses don't turn into fruitcakes?
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So sad he's gone, one of the greatest entertainers of all time.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSqo17o2a1w
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...as a blood sucking vampire, but Guillermo Del Toro nixed it. I could be thinking of a different movie, though.
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..and you are the worst kind of asshole.
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But they will be legally subject to Jackson's sizeable debts.
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Saw him twice,both amazing,spectacular shows. He may have been a fruit loop but the guy was iconic in the 80' and early 90's
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Saw him twice,both amazing,spectacular shows. He may have been a fruit loop but the guy was iconic in the 80' and early 90's
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or so it seems
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would be trivial compared to what some of you maniacs will post.
So I'll just settle back and read. -
Bye Michael.
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The record for celebrity death jokes.
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Want to Be Startin' Something, Billie Jean, Beat It, and The Girl Is Mine. All hits, btw. Rod Temperton wrote Thriller. But it's Michael and Quincy Jones that put that album together.
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To get more and more people to tune in. Which is fuckin' sick and brilliant at the same time.
Humanity is fucked. -
i really cant believe it.
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Like the song says; "Death comes rippingg..."
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Farrah, Michael, and . . .
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Because he's dead... in case you didn't catch that part.
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Nothing can stop Zombie Vagoda. Want his secret to eternal life? Payment is as follows: He will accept your virgin sacrifices and money orders in the sum of $500 USD.
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i just cant believe it.
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was that not a movie?
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Just watched Sky News after reading this article, am Shocked!
R.I.P Michael Jackson, out thoughts are with you, your family and friends. Pop has lost an icon!! -
Story at 11!
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This has probably saved Michael from an increasingly pathetic existence. Debt, health problems, his ever-falling star...he had demons, some possibly unforgivable (not that we'll ever truly know the truth) but his works will live on for what they were, snapshots of brilliance that enamored an entire generation. Michael Jackson has been mercifully saved from old age. Still, there's no such thing as a "good" heart attack. R.I.P. Justin Timberlake and Usher will be paying tribute by continuing to rip off your musical stylings and dance moves for the next ten years, Mr. Jackson.
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Jun 25, 2009 5:31:39 PM CDT
O.J. Simpson Didn't Create Thriller, Off the Wall, Bad . . .
by kevinwillis.net
But he was very cool in those Naked Gun movies. We'll miss you, O.J.!
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I imagine we'll finally see some of that come out.
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He was a big part of my childhood music and idol life. He was pretty young. You have to wonder if maybe he was on medications that might have caused it. Given all the plastic surgery he's endured and god only knows what else. It's what I suspect anyways. The making of Thriller was the first of many life altering things I saw growing up that pushed me to do what I do today as a title. This is sad, no matter how you look at it. R.I.P Michael.
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...are pouring into the streets in celebration!
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Fred will miss him. May he rest in peace.
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What a weird little corporate news site CNN is.
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seriously....
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"I'll dance on your graves! I'll dance on your graves!"
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Off the Wall was a better album than Thriller, IMHO
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Jun 25, 2009 5:34:19 PM CDT
I spent so many hours holding up his poster with one hand....
by kellyman1970
Michael, rest in peace brother.
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Either he'll get a tribute that will awkwardly fail to mention his problems, or none at all - which will be the most telling barometer of opinion.
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he was a pedophile, after all...I wasn't too sad when William F Buckley died either. just because someone dies, it doesn't mean their life was suddenly rosy. not to me, anyways.
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Despite it's disco-era production, it's true! Masterpiece.
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scared the ever-loving shit out of me when i first saw it as a kid, haha. Can't say I'm too saddened about this. MJ lost it later in life. Tortured soul?...yes... talented?.. absolutely... raging pedophile? no doubt in my mind. See you in hell michael.
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erm, he ain't a living legend.
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R.I.P. strange, dancing, once black man.
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he's just offically dead now, that's all.
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and it only took Michael Jackson's death to do it...fucking idiots. i half expected them to still be showing "whores and pimps live in posh apartment together" or whatever shit reality show they're on now.
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The black Michael Jackson died a long time ago...
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Does this mean Jacko beat it?
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the ones he raped or his fake children?
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I really hate the song "Thriller" ... Funny how MJ wrote the best ones on the album.
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Good on ya. I can accept people feeling bad, but seriously... we didn't know him. At all. So past a certain point, you're just feeling bad because you think you should. Which is disingenuine.
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Best music video ever. Despite his crazy antics of recent years, he still lost an entertainment giant today.
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http://tinyurl.com/6reuu5
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So "see you in hell" cracks from all you well-wishers aren't exactly dripping with resonance.
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well he faces God now.
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no way was he doing those 50 back to back UK concerts. he hadnt even been to a rehearsal.
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..sadly, it's true. A bad day for icons. One from the seventies, one from the eighties. I saw him in concert back in the day, on the Bad tour.
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the paramedic joke was awesome and he was the best perv.
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fucking bleached his skin because he was ashamed of his skin color and now chasing after young boys?you fuckwits can drink all the Kool aid you want, but that "man' had major issues. You gotta be crazy to marry Elvis daughter and not tap that ass.
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Priorities man
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...He'll be the last shambling figure moving in the shadows and wreckage of a blasted Earth, hiding from the heat of the swollen red dwarf star that our sun will eventually become.
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Be afraid, Hollywood. Be VERY afraid! 6/25/09 is coming for ya!
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I always assumed MJ would have a big comeback, last hurrah before checking out. I used to run around in one of those red zipper jackets as a kid.
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He had a LOT of troubles (I'm sure you know what I mean) in his life but when MJ was on, he Was ON! I lost a childhood icon today. R.I.P Mr Jackson. Your fans will miss you. Hopefully they can get his children into therapy as soon as possible.
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Even now, there's a freakshow going on outside the hospital, people turning up in costumes. Just bizarre...
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...at a Baskin-Robbins in Flagstaff, AZ. Film at 11.
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No. It doesn't.
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for keeping the perv popular
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Been hitting too many screenings - working my way through titles. Will probably do a doubled up DVD column this weekend.
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Jun 25, 2009 5:40:50 PM CDT
Unquestionably one of the worlds greatest performers...RIP
by byobkenobi
May your troubled life be finally behind you, may you be judged by the allmighty for your sins (whatever they may be, allegedly or not).
This guy had the best moves, the best songs and knew how to entertain. the guy was as close to Elvis as any one performers could ever be without actually being Elvis. Even his all encompassing tragedy and legal issues his life paralleled The Kings career. I hate to say it, but rest in peace....I enjoyed your entertainment, but hated the thought of your behavior with children if that was true. -
3 day stand off in Vegas penthouse, brainfucked on antidepressants and oxycontin, dancing naked in front of the windows for the press helicopters.
Wouldn't expect this. -
Michael had Vitiligo, which results in blotchy patches of unpigmented skin, so sometimes people who have this will bleach the remaining pigmented portions so that they don't look quite so freakish. It doesn't change the fact that he had major body image issues, but some of the stories are overblown.
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.....so I won't. I just hope his family can get through this in one piece.
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..also that old neighbour of the Griffins
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... Ed McMahon dies causing a major backup of Publisher's Clearinghouse checks, Farrah kicks... that just ain't right either and now MJ. Idiots are filling Times Square in mourning because of a has-been pedophile. Fucked up shit.
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Someone forgot to tell his body...
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and he was a great entertainer but if they'd say no to him a few more times or you can't do that MJ then quite simply his life wouldn't be so fucked up. He was clearly a tormented man. Hopefully he'll find some peace now. RIP
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Screw you, ya Yank.
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...and who was the Disney brainiac that decided to replace it with 'Honey, I shrunk the Audience'...stupid Disney...
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Meaning, there will be tons of impersonators roaming the Earth for years to come, and numerous sightings and conspiracy theories.
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You know there's gonna be a bunch of assholes saying he faked his death.
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When you're a kid your parents are your whole world. In this case its especially true due to the isolation. Who is going to take care of them now? Can they trust this person? I don't know if he was a child molester but the man certainly seemed to love children, especially his own. Thats a lot of love to suddenly disappear out of your life and at such a young age.
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he wasn't no damn pedophile
thats rotten to say i luved thriller and he was a real musical
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Sad news indeed.
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Brillaint music. Very sad man. Hmmm conflicted!
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...the fates have now numbered your remaining days on Earth!
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He was an old man on Barney Miller, keep rockin' Abe, keep rockin.
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Jun 25, 2009 5:45:32 PM CDT
Transformers 2 sucks, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson die? S
by mitortilla
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Jun 25, 2009 5:45:43 PM CDT
I really am back in the 80s! Transformers, Michael Jackson
by lockesbrokenleg
Fartah. It's like I went back in time.
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He was in 'Back to the Future: Part 2.' He played the video menu/waiter in the the 'Cafe 80's.'
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sorry, but i refuse to give a fuck on this one.
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Again, word. Is it wrong that I pictured Bale yelling that?
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Actually LaToya is fun to listen to
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Jun 25, 2009 5:47:00 PM CDT
THRILLER IS THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME!!!FACT!!!
by charlesthomasmathews1978
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... we love you.
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Jun 25, 2009 5:47:50 PM CDT
CNN is now reporting Michael Jackson has risen from the dead, be
by ryanmurray
CNN is now reporting Michael Jackson has risen from the dead, become a zombie, and performed a well-choreographed dance routine.
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Jun 25, 2009 5:47:53 PM CDT
Hellllooo Moonwalker? His one and only starring theatrical role
by jimmay
C'Mon Harry, jeez.
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and beat it. However, the guy was a perv and i can't forgive him for that.
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Jun 25, 2009 5:48:09 PM CDT
wai wait..this isnt funny..think of the kids..
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
OH SNAP
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After being hounded fr 50 years, going into huge debts for overspending, fighting legal challenges for so long, I bet he's really still alive and has faked all this. Would it really surprise you knowing all you do about MJ? I mean, the guy is only 50 years old!
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Okay definitely 80s, but he was famous since the 60s. That's a lot of fame.
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Jun 25, 2009 5:49:10 PM CDT
wait wait..this isnt funny..think of the kids
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
OH SNAP!
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Yes, it sucks for his kids. But they've never appeared to have a particularly healthy upbringing.
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Can't wait to see his crazy as fuck fans on tv crying like they lost a brother...
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The world's greatest walking freak show walks no more.
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Song and video. Beat It was the breakthrough.
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And still workin'! http://www.imdb. com/name/nm0001820/
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they're truly better off without him. They're young enough that the damage he did with the blankets and masks and bizarre behavior can be recovered from.
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sad to say.
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I don't like to see any legendary performers go out on a low note. He could have done the tour, one more album, a few videos, and then retired. Not gonna happen now.
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He wasn't her lover.
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Dude, you were beaten to the punch.
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As a 37 year old guy, I was just at the age where the entire world was going crazy for MJ. My sister was lucky enough to see him perform during the Victory Tour. Something I remember begging to go to.
In recent years I heard of a comeback tour to once again fix his image here in the states. As I heard it, he was going to do these London dates until next year, then maybe take over Ceasers Palace in Vegas for a set amount of shows. I didn't care if the tickets were going to be 300 bucks or more, I was determined to see "The King of Pop" perform all those songs I loved. Now forever I have to deal with second rate impersonators to fill the void. He will be missed. -
I really am interested to see how the media reconciles their love-hate relationship with MJ (Villainizing him, but also gloriously recognizing him still as the King of Pop). I suppose they'll milk it like Anna Nicole Smith- for as long as they can get higher ratings.
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http://tinyurl.com/lr22jv
meanwhile MTV after many years,started to play again his song.i guess the guy had to die to do this.
i am sure a draft of his movie biopic is being written right now,and i guess 50C is going to write A MICHAEL JACKSON RIP/TRIBUTE REMIX COMPILATION
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Thanks for being predictable. It only took 8 minutes for someone to make that stupid statement.
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Jun 25, 2009 5:51:39 PM CDT
i always thought he would live forever in the body of a robot
by robamenta
maybe they are preparing his brain for transplant as we read this??
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Time to come clean, bro
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First she got Ass Cancer, now even her own fucking family won't be talking about her tomorrow.
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MJ's gone and hogged all her front page cover stories! that child-loving, zombie-dancing, smooth criminal!
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now all we have to do is bury him and wait to see if he rises from the grave and begins dancing with an army of zombies
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... just some more than others....
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...if we pretend to be REALLY upset about this they will all stop being dicks and like us again for a while...it will be like after 911...American flags all over the place...piles of flowers on street corners...
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A site devoted solely to Abe's living status. Pure genius.
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Wow. Sad sad news. Never been upset by the death of a celeb before... but this has got me.
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Oh the biopic is as good as greenlit now. I wonder who they'll cast--Jamie Foxx?
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guy was nuts. you knew he was gonna end up like Howard Hughes .
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He actually turned into a robot, killed Joe Pesci, and flew away.
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guy was nuts. you knew he was gonna end up like Howard Hughes .
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It won't work. We'll still think you're arrogant, but praise you for your few good blockbusters.
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What with Farrah and Michael dying todat, how about renaming that Ryan Reynolds headline, seems in bad taste now.
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in memory of MJ. Just Eat it!
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is thanking GOD right now because he got bumped out of the 24 hour news cycle. Don't worry Gove Family Values, you're still in my cross hairs you hypocritical dirt bag.
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But you can prove he had a huge impact on music lovers all over the world and will always be a legend.
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HE FUCKED KIDS. Why are we mourning this POS?
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Cher must be shitting her pants right now.
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of the federation, what kinda crazy superpowers/dance skills did the other Captains have? Wrap your minds around that..
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Glad he is dead, I hope satan makes him pay for what he did, plus as an artist I couldnt stand him since he left the Jackson 5
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If not for Michael we would never know Weird Al.
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RIP King Of Pop 1958-2009
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...he did write some of the best pop music of all time. Sad that it had to end like this though....no redemption for Michael Jackson.
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It's sad his death is what it takes to get music back on MTV.
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As odd as his life turned out, it still is sad to see him gone. He was great.
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Zombie time!
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Seriously. Fuck. Thats all I can say.
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...to use in movies. Just trying to see the bright side here.
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REST IN PEACE KING OF POP!
I don't care what you bastards say this guy was one of the greatest singer in the WORLD! Forget this country, I say the WORLD!Man, I'm not even going to work tonite!Shit! -
...I just lost a loved one, a national treasure! Can't you see we're all grieving here?
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Jeff Goldblum falls to his death while filming a movie in New Zealand.
I JUST BROKE A FUCKING STORY ON AICN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can thank me personally, Harry Knowles, with a picture of yourself naked. -
One of the best singers... best looking motherfuckers of all time. Hold his drink, bitch.
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Alright, so let me get the ball rolling with Top Ten Dead Pool choices:
1) Betty White
2) William Shatner
3) Jerry Lewis
4) Clint Eastwood
5) Christopher Lee
6) Courtney Love
7) Elizabeth Taylor
8) Milton Berle
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Just bustin' chops anyway. Not that much came out this week anywho.
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but him 'fucking kids' has never been proven and never will be. No, the sad thing is, he, like Britney, is a prime target for scumbags looking to milk his fortune. Now the same scumbags will try to scam his kids.
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A special 2-disc commemortive boxed set? Covers by adoring celeb fans? Justin Timberlake singing "Thriller?" Ashanti covering "Smooth Criminal?" Jamie Foxxxxxxxx showing up and acting like he has talent? Fuck, this is going to be an annoying memorial period.
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My Bad!
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not alone w/ that one. It's hard to believe he passed on. Shit, I'm only 15 yrs younger than him. It just goes to show how short we have on this planet.
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He was exactly like Howard Hughes. When you are making a gazillion dollars, and everyone around you that's "supposed" to be watching your back are just a bunch of yes-men and lackeys, you will tend to go off to your own little fantasy world. He really was a modern-day Hughes. Truly, one of the most fascinating people of my time.
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I was a fan of stuff like 'Thriller', 'Rock w/ You' and of course 'ABC', that stuff is great. He himself was So fucked up there by his life-who Knows what was going in side that mind eh? Anyways you look at it, he left a MAJOR impact on the world we live in, and 50--that's just Too early to go. RIP Mikey.
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Michael Jackson had it all in his prime. Not only was he the best singer, he was the best dancer, and he made the best fucking videos of all time. What a tragedy. Michael has actually been dead for 20 years now. When he was his real self, he was larger then life. R.I.P!
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And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
Theres no escapin the jaws of the alien this time
(theyre open wide)
This is the end of your life -
only a narciccistis ass with zero empathy for someone and or there family would post a comment about someone else.I dont care about him persoanlly and fgarrah is beyond me as well.I was simply saying the death of any person should make us all realize were not bunnies with drums....we wont keep going.No matter how hard you try though you I am sure will always be a cock.life should make us appretiate life.Get the fuck outta here with that norman rockwell shit...you dont appretiate shit until you lose it...that too is a fact of life you miserable cunts will never get.
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It's almost as if there were two different Michael Jackson's. His work in the 80's was legendary. I will miss that version of him. I do not regret or miss the loss of the monster he became.
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to become asian women everywhere. Whatever was left of Michael Jackson died decades ago. his corpse just stopped moving.
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Sorry, lockesbrokenleg- that guy didn't make the trip upstairs.
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about Kubrick - "If death can do this to him, just imagine what it can do to us."
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Yeah this guy died a long time ago. I don't know what that creepy pale thing was that took his place
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Give the poor pedophile some respect, you heartless bastards.
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Epic talkback.
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Oh, whatever. Like we're meant to all cry and feel bad that someone who we DIDN'T KNOW has died. I'm not saying we should be happy he's dead, I'm just saying it's fake and insincere to act like you've lost the love of your life.
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David Carradine beat it too the other week. Then he died.
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Seriously, there was a time when the guy seemed like he could walk on fucking water. This is weird, I just watched the Smooth Criminal music video a few weeks ago on youtube and can't believe how well put together that was. For a while, he was the Spielberg of MTV and pop music in general. I kinda wanted to see him come back with the tours and double his fortune/learn from everyone else who repackages their catalogues endlessly.
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poor farrah
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Jun 25, 2009 6:04:53 PM CDT
if you ever wanted all the money in the world, look at him.
by bmacsmith
and be careful what you wish for.
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Then the paramedics came :-x
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Jun 25, 2009 6:05:16 PM CDT
Because he made Thriller, laws shouldn't of applied to him
by kief_ledger
I'm serious. When you've made something that magnificent you should do what you want, when you want. The same goes for Paul McCartney, Stanley Kubrick's offspring, Alfred Hitchcock's offspring, and Paul Simon.
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Man, was Michael Jackson loved on that continent or what?
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Don't think anyone is taking it personally. Just an important cultural moment.
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I blame it on the boogie.
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Now that Michael is dead his estate is going to be printing their own money. For the next year he'll be played endlessly on the radio and everyone will go out and buy the Justin Timberlake & Michael Jackson Remix featuring T-pain and Akon.
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... just said "..and Michael invented the Moonwalk..." Uh, no, if you lived in NYC in the early 80's you know what a dunderheaded statement that was. Jackson STOLE the Moonwalk from South Bronx breakdancers freestyling on the sidewalk atop cardboard "dancefloors". God I'm sick of this particular dead celebrity circle-jerk already! Note to the corporate media: INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE BEING AXED TO DEATH ON THE STREETS OF IRAN! Hello?
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I'm soooo over it. All the pieces of shit who walk this earth. And they killed Michael Jackson. At least he got off of this miserable planet. All the jokes and all the nonsense suffocated him. No one will ever be as talented as Michael Jackson again. And the fucking ridicule from the mediocre masses. I hate everything right now. I really really don't know what I'm going to be like from now on. I don't know. I knew this was going to happen. When they kept saying he was sick I knew he wasn't going to make it. True or false I knew too many people wanted him dead. Because they think it's funny. Because they are nothing. I just don't know how I'm going to walk out into the street and not hate every single person that I see. The whole world did this.
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even the yen.
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I keep picturing the kid singing "ABC" and "I'll Be There" with his family. However he may have ended up, there was a time when he was very special. RIP.
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Well played, sir.
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and they obviously had not a drop of his DNA. Weird shit.
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Jokes involving "beat it" seems fitting.. but then... It's fucking Michael Jackson. The biggest popculture spectacle since Elvis. And he has been turning heads for over 20 years now. He did enormous impact on the music since, and still will way way into the future since his music is simply timeless. So sad :-( Was hoping to see one of his shows in the near future, but sadly this is not to be. What might be even more tragic is the moronic people on this site with their "first" remarks. Its usually retarded, but even more so now. Will some people never development just a little common sense?
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...quote Col. Trautmann from "First Blood"?
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masturbatory fantasy figure died today. And he's not talking about Farrah Fawcett.
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Christ, my parent's music taste dates back to the 50's and they have a copy of thriller. The man transcended generations. It'll be like this when McCartney kicks the bucket.
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Life finds a way.-Ian Malcolm
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so many young people....
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too. It's a sad day for all the kids who grew up in the eighties. Hell, it's sad day for anybody that was a fan. They'll never be another one like him.
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and haven't given it back yet. Expect to see it on ebay soon.
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ALL HAIL ME! I promise to rule with great cruelty.
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I'm still in shock.
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i thought it was the 12 year old boy prostitute that beat it last week, then fled when things went all wrong. WAIT! Carradine's death may involve a young boy doign things sexually to him. MJ did sexual thigns with young boys (allegedly). Young boys did things to themselves over Farrah. I'm seeing a pattern here. Pee Wee, watch out!!
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I'd agree with that. Even agree that he deserves it given the music. Just don't care for people acting like they lost their fucking brother.
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"The *other* white meat."
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If he did what he did, I'm sure he will pay. But you guys, you have no feelings doing jokes like that. Do you think you're funny?
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sounded like the chipmunks. It was fuckin' awesome.
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... are not very good. Step up your game, TBers
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I take nothing seriously and love to jab my little stick at anything with eyeshot. However.... I will say this. I grew up just like everyone else else my age (32) with Michael Jackson as the king of the world. I had the re patent leather jsacket with the 33 fake zippers. Michael Jackson represents something that this world is tottally devoid of: innocence. I know what he's been accused of by people who would exploit there own children all in the name of the mighty dollar. I honestly don;t think the man had that kind of behavior in him and believe me, I am an extremely callused person. I think everyone's guilty of everything. Michaeal just seemed like aboy who withdrew into his own fantasy world because of the pressure of that life at such a young age and never came out of it. He was a little child up until even today. Again, I'm a piece of shit, and I;m an asshole, but I certainly hope that Michael has now found the peace that this world never gave him. Rest in Peace.
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The world is a better place.
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... laying down sick new beats.
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Like a lot of the folks on here.
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I have feeling. But my heart doesn't break for someone I don't know.
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Just kidding!
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he was tired of the talkbackers calling him a faggot
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Fucking arcane ancient website with no fucking edit feature!
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"no one can argue the fact this man is a world icon and living legend"
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Massive respect for Michael Jackson as an artist.
He was a genius pop singer, and before that a genius motown singer. A fantasically pure and distinctive vocal delivery.
Never Can Say Goodbye, I Want You Back, ABC, Can You Feel It, Say Say Say, Billie Jean, Thriller, Beat It... you could go on and on. -
Like, I dunno, a creepy Scooby-Doo like abandoned playground on his property. And he's the old grounds-keeper whose face comes off.
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of getting out of that 50 concert contract
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Jun 25, 2009 6:12:36 PM CDT
It's odd, I appreciate his celebrity but I have no emotions here
by yackbacker
I grew up with Thriller in my tape deck like most kids in the 80s, but I was over his music by 1988 when I realized "Bad" was not a great album. I disliked his persona, I found him to be a childish person. And whether the molestation allegations are true or not, the guy spent way too much fucking time around kids. This wasn't a man- this was a child. I hate the comparisons to Elvis. Elvis would have sat on Michael and crushed him into a pile of dust. There's only one King.
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Truer words were never spoken.
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I think more people will call him that now than they did.
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Jun 25, 2009 6:13:58 PM CDT
I really thought he would die under much crazier circumstances
by kief_ledger
Like he was in the Wishing Tree beating off to the Wizard of Oz when he fell and broke his neck. Or that he died choking on an 8 year old.
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wow, what a way to start the hype for that shit! Thriller: Reborn! The biggest publicity stunt since the death of Elvis! Or that shitty Titanic movie that a made a start out of that Winslet boy!
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I can't wait to see it.
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Jun 25, 2009 6:15:05 PM CDT
This just in: Plastic Surgery Addicted Child Molester dies...
by coughlins laws
I'm sorry but I just can't get really sad about this. He was a great talent. His first 30 years or so produced some of the best of music and entertainment of the 70's and 80's. However, you simply can't overlook what they guy did. Instead of the standard offer of child molestors of candy to children, he built an entire amusement park to lure his victims in...
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Jun 25, 2009 6:15:11 PM CDT
An eulogy poem for Michael Jackson, August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2
by badwaldo s revenge
The King of Pop/has passed on/but his memory lives on/in Neverland/where there is happiness/no more pain/as a mortal being whose/childhood fraught
with hardship/he found his calling
in music and choreography/that brought joy/to the world/where happiness was found/in his soul
when music is achieved/to heavenly profundity/So long, thanks for the memories/soul has departed
to the cosmos/May The King of Pop live on in sweet memory of humanity/Forevermore. -
like the secret play room.
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"Like he was in the Wishing Tree beating off to the Wizard of Oz when he fell and broke his neck." LOL!
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there is at LEAST one meeting taking place about a rushed biopic. You are going to get TONS of them. There will be the network television movies, the cable television movies (or even series), straight to video knock off rush jobs with a white guy playing Michael and the sure to be Oscar bait big budget star cast Hollywood biopic. As a kid I remember going to a hole in the wall record store to purchase Thriller on vinyl. Even remember performing a lip synch to Beat It in a grade school talent show. The making of the music video for Thriller was one of the first things I can remember introducing me to Rick Baker as I was just a bit young at that point to had seen American Werewolf. Fond memories a plenty in relation to the guy, but sadly in the end he did this to himself. I said about five years back that he was going to end up dying of a heart attack due to all of the surgeries he had endured over the years. But much like Harry, I would have loved to had seen him pull his shit back together and admit his mistakes, get back in the studio to make some even mediocre tunes and get out there on tour again. Hope he's at peace now. Don't think he had much throughout his life.
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get aside the whole scandal - I'll miss the King
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And you are way too easy to find.
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Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: What's disgusting, brown and often found in a babys diaper?
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in the UK . This could just be a case of ignorance...
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I'm not happy he's dead; it's always sad to see someone die. However... how can I say this... I guess I'm just glad it wasn't any of the six billion better people on the planet.
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Jun 25, 2009 6:18:22 PM CDT
Oh yeah, I feel bad for his kids, alright. Remember names?
by puddleglum
Prince Michael I, Paris Michael and Prince Michael II. I feel bad for them alright. If I'd been named like that, I'd have been orchestrating the death of my parents for a long, long time.
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So stating that shit as fact to justify being an asshole about his death is bullshit. Fuck you.
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....bums you out and makes you hate the world, then more fool you. The guy was talented, without doubt. He achieved more in terms of his showbusiness career than virtually any other performer. And that would have been fantastic had he also not been a fucking child molester. Whatever the reasons for it, whatever the knocks he had in life as a kid, nothing excuses that and it pretty much wipes out anything good you could ever do to make up for it. I'm not glad the guy is dead, I never knew him so I can't work up that much love or hate. I am disappointed however that he didn't spend the last years of his life in jail. You know, where all the non-famous pedophiles belong. Jeebus, some asshats will excuse anything if someone's famous.
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end of story. this "fame" thing seems to destroy people. elvis, marilyn, michael now. absolute shitty.
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"Love him or hate him, he's an icon
by Kief_Ledger
. It'll be like this when McCartney kicks the bucket."
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I do. Culturally, it sucks. And I feel bad for his kids (despite thinking they might gain some normalcy.) I'd never wish anyone death, but thousands of people I don't know die every day. Putting MJ above them in my grieving would be insulting.
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He and Tupac are working on it right now!
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in the san andreas fault collapsing, sending southern california into the pacific.. hey, I'm trying to find something positive in this tragedy
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thank God it's not. I don't think I could have withstood such a devastating loss.
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You are a piece of shit and an asshole.
Nah, just kidding. -
All the news channels switched to "9/11" mode, talking heads rolled out. It's all going a bit Princess Diana out there.
This will knock Iran off the news and cancel out the fact that about two hours ago Kim Jong "So Ronery" just directly threatened to launch a nuke at the USA due to a ship of weapons he has sent to help the Burmese Junta kill dissenters being potentially stopped by the navy.
But never mind. Eat this meaningless showbiz shit up and wail in the streets like idiots. Fucking culture deserves that nuke from North Korea. -
and Edie Brickell still lives!
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Jun 25, 2009 6:21:17 PM CDT
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2965/michaeljacksonthrillerr.
by charlesthomasmathews1978
Too soon?
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to terrorize yall's neighborhood... Not a Thirller reference. Just talking about the reporters for the nightly news.
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bye michael, i'll miss you :(
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They need help. They always say that they don't need anyone's help, but that place is so fucked up.
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i know he was insanely famous and for a decade he was the biggest celebrity on Earth, and Im not saying the guy wasnt a legend, but its not really because of his music. his music is largely forgotten except for Thriller and maybe Beat it (both of which are laughed at more than revered). He truly was the King of Pop: easily consumable and easily forgettable. if it werent for the plastic surgery and the child molestation rumors, he would have been forgotten a long time ago.
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His nose was 3 years old.
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"life will, uh, find a way", is alls I'm saying.
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I followed the hole trial concerning the accusations towards him. I think his innocence was very clear. Fucking stupid americans...
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"Rock With You" will always be one of the 10 greatest songs of all time. I don't care what any of you talentless fucks say.
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That's just weak humor..
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PArt of me is really looking forward to seeing those creepy guys that still dress up as Michael Jackson crying hysterically. I know, i'm bad. But fuck it, he was a singing paedophile for christs sake
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Who's dead?
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Oh shit thats much more upsetting!!! FUCK MAN!
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Ugggh....
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Easily the most influential person since the lates 1970s. R.I.P Mr. Jackson.
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...falling to his death...
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Jun 25, 2009 6:26:03 PM CDT
Man, this Goldblum death hoax sure grew legs in a hurry
by bravogolfhotel
Isn't he still in NYC shooting MORNING GLORY?
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Watch who you're calling stupid. And I'm not convinced his innocence was all that clear.
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check his pulse
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Saying that his music is forgettable proves that your head must be filled with shit. How can you even get such stupid words out of your mouth? Or in this case, out of your little fat fingers?...
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I'll be here all week.
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He's watching me poop right now.
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...people here.
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Great talent. So many people here gleefully pointing out his imperfections. What's that one about throwing stones? Sob.
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At least today though, I might play a few classic MJ tunes and figure he's getting the ultimate judgement, if you believe in that sort of thing.
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http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2965/michaeljacksonthrillerr.png
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That's part of the artistic process. What's your fucking point? You're forgetful? He had several more classics than the two you mentioned. Smooth Criminal. Billie Jean. Break of Dawn. Bad. I can go on but you'll just forget.
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Groucho Marx had the unfortunate timing to die about the same time as Elvis Presley and have his obit buried. Perhaps the only instance of Groucho having poor timing. And Michael's music isn't "largely forgotten" BMacSmith. Most radio stations that fall into the respective categories (80's, 90's, oldies, pop, retro, R&B, etc) always have a variety of Michael on rotation...and will triple that output over the next 7 days.
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Who own's them now? Please tell me the fate of the Beatles is not in LaToya's hands!!!
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guess ill just go hide in teh secret compartment room in my closet with a bottle of wine
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I'm just sayin....
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it left a bad taste in my mouth.
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guess ill just go hide in teh secret compartment room in my closet with a bottle of wine
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...including the wonderful behind-the-scenes doc. Lots of John Landis goodness.
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you forgot the best one:
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Hey, get out of my son!" -
That person is a fucking cunt.
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that's a terrible rumor
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Dammit!
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Watch out John Ritter....
What?...Really? Uh, nevermind...
Watch out Henry Winkler... -
I HAVE TO LISTEN TO FUCKING LINKIN PARK NOW WHEN I VISIT THIS SITE..STOP BUTTON YOU FAT FUCK
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Jeff Goldblum dead too! Fuck me it's true!
This story's going to get seriously overshadowed by MJ, but god. What a tragic day.
News link below: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm -
Seems all the freaks come out. It's twitter freaks coming out saying Harrison and Goldblum are both dead. As if they dont have enough going on with bored teenagers making shit up about being in Iran on there
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Jun 25, 2009 6:30:28 PM CDT
...and for the love of Michael, can we have MOONWALKER in R1?
by thethedew
... has been only available on R2 DVD for years now. This should shake it loose.
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Loved the early music. Can't forget about the alleged crimes.
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started on AICN, no doubt.
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Its going to be a major issue with his burial, as he isnt 100% biodegradable
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Jun 25, 2009 6:30:55 PM CDT
Mr. Zeddemore, no one's saying we should grieve him over other p
by mrfloppy
Music and culturally, with no doubt, it's a BIG loss.
I can understand that many people wanted him dead (like when Heston passed). I didn't follow any trial, so I prefer not to think about that. As I said, if he did all that things, I hope he's paying now.
But what I really can't understand is all that people joking about him, not just because they're angry about the pedophille thing, but just for fun. That's so bizarre and inhumane... -
not going out like a sucker on some movie set.
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Here's the original URL:
http://jeff.goldblum.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_new_zealand.php
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i expect you all back here in a few months when Britney Spears finally bites it and we can all talk about her incredible impact on music and her legendary singing and dancing. and yes, Michael Jackson was the Britney Spears of his era, only he was weirder and admittedly a better dancer.
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wow that was an 80s blast from the past.
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sorry...just wishful thinking
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but then they probably dont care much about him either.
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...P.Y.T. is playing.
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Am gutted, goodbye to an icon.
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Why god why?
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Would you ever let MJ babysit your kid?
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wish I was near a TV to witness it in-person.
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Like Elvis going out astride the crapper, it's an undignified end to a bizarre, but occasionly brilliant, life. Jacko was king of the earth, at least in the musical world, between 69-93. Those first rounds of allegtions in '93 hit him hard and he never recovered from them. He became a broken shell of a man from then on, his talent left him, he stopped being interested in making music, and it's become nothing but a freak circus ever since. It's been nothing less than one long, spiralling decline into the abyss.Off The Wall remains his best album - funky, fresh, and alive. His later works were compromised by the enormous success of Thriller and his desire to be all things to all people, and trying to top Thriller's gargantuan success (a fool's game, since it was such an unrepeatable phenomena); everything became too calculated. The one good thing that can come out of this is that the masses of unreleased music he recorded in the 70 and 80's may finally see the light of day. I couldn't give a fuck about Justin Timberdouche doing covers of Billie Jean or some mass public weeping like lady di, not to mention lurid allegations of what he did or did not do with little boys. Who the fuck knows - he was obviously a very, very troubled character by all accounts. His cardiac arrest is alleged to have been brought on by a deliberate suicide attempt, and that would not surprise me one bit. The fear of making a huge comeback with those London shows probably compounded the matter. Anyway, that shit is for the birds - it's all about the music for me.R.I.P. Wacko Jacko, you were one weird, fucked up human being, but you sure gave the world some serious soul in your Motown and early solo career.
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im still not over bill hicks death...god can be so cruel bay lives...hicks doesnt
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Maybe using the word rip and childhood where Jackson is concerned isnt a good idea...
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I didn't want him dead. Or anyone dead. But Michael Jackson has spent twenty years slowly becoming more and more crazy. I'll give him kudos for the music, but I don't owe him mourning.
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Jun 25, 2009 6:35:53 PM CDT
Michael Jackson made MTV, with him, they wouldn't be shit.
by ganymede3010
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We don't want to lose anyone else.
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..you mention his 'cinematic' achievements and leave out that Moonwalker fucking movie he did?
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Say what you want about him, he did slide into freakshow territory in his later years, but at the top of his game this guy was a genius. And really, you know the people making nasty comments... that is sucy bad karma I can't even begin to say... not only that it's mean spirited. I mean, I can't say I liked everything Michael Jackson did, but I would never, ever say things like "good riddance". That's so low class and like killing-kittens nasty.
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New Zealand police are saying that Goldblum fell to his death whilst filming in NZ.... or that is what Google News says. Could be BS though.
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Michael Jackson was a shy individual, but he exploded onstage! Presumably the family will seek a second opinion? (I'm a massive fan-humour is my way of coping)
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Reports from NZ police that Jeff Goldblum has fallen to his death filming in NZ!!!!
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WILL THIS MADNESS NEVER END?
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not to feed intot he AICN Dead Pool idea, but let's look at the realities, folks: Patrick Swayze Michael J. Fox (though , maybe not THAT soon) Norm from Cheers Kirk Douglas (I don't care what the LA Times says about him being in "great" health) Ernest Borgnine (i don't care if he CAN still masturbate!)
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I believe to this day Thriller still holds the record for the number of records sold? And that's a record that was achieved pretty much immediately...
He's pretty much a non-entity from at least a generation back - I for one was always holding out hope he might embrace the excellent House music that derived from his creations and release a kick-ass album in that genre, you know, produced by Timo Maas or someone...
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He is a rock star!!!
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How is that any less believable than the bullshit rumours of his demise?
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and when you click the link...nothing is there although if goldblum does die, i will be sad there arent enough tall jews in the world
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this 'falling to his death in NZ' thing quite a lot reently about other acotrs, I dont buy it. Goldblum is fuckign alive.
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has to be a record
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Goldblum dying is something I care about and it's not a funny thing.
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Anybody who ever liked him should be ashamed!
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So we have McMahn, Farrah, Jackson...
Now maybe Goldblum and has anyone heard the rumors about Harrison Ford!?
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he just got a headstart
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it's not true. NOT TRUE Not True! but, seriously, it's BS, just ignore it already.
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If I were anyone remotely talented, I'd lock my fucking doors.
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Wow. Who would have thought? Poor Farrah. She deserves to be talked about the next day or so but instead it's going to be all about Michael Jerkson. JAMOIN! JA JA JA JAMOIN! HEEE HEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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You are an ignorant twat.
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Seems likely
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Not true.
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Seriously, get ready for the TV movie, DVD boxset and and comemorative plates.
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Jun 25, 2009 6:43:00 PM CDT
Wait, wait, Wait! McMahon died? When the hell did this happen?
by puddleglum
I've been out of town on vacation...in a cave, apparently.
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I don't want to come back in 2 hours and see that William Shatner died.
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in the moments following Michael Jackson's death -- so many people rushed to the Internet, that it practically stopped the entire WWW in its tracks.
Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, AIM -- just a few of the scores of major web sites bombed by a tidal wave of traffic. Most of the sites still worked, but the epically high traffic numbers caused them all to move at a snail's pace.
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I disagree with that.
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Jun 25, 2009 6:44:02 PM CDT
Have the retards started gathering in front of the hospital?
by azultool
Are they crying? Oh, please tell me they're crying!
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and realized how bad his music was. plus i was probably too old to ever hold his interest by that point anyway. Damn that Corey Feldman for taking him from me!
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Lock your doors, remove sharp objects and stay safe!!!
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People gathering in front of the wrong hospital is hilarious
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Jun 25, 2009 6:45:25 PM CDT
Wow. He will be missed. He pretty much re-invented basketball.
by the_ghost_of_marcus_brody
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MSNBC is reporting that the 50% of the catalog MJ still owns is to go to Paul. Good for him if thats indeed true.
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Later in his life he turned into a joke, but Michael Jackson was awesome in his prime. Sorry to see he didnt have a chance to make a decent comeback before going.
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What the hell, is there some kind of race?
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Seriously, they'll be sad now, but in the long term not having that fucked up clown face leering at them will serve them well.
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Jun 25, 2009 6:47:19 PM CDT
i like that MTV still plays commercials during its tribute.
by bmacsmith
stay classy!
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We don't want to lose Spock!!!
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http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/tomhanks.asp
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At least they brought us The State.
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Heeere's Johnny, Eat it, and Fat. Am I missing any?
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Is this your first AICN obit talkback? I'm not MJ's biggest fan, or even one to defend him against whatever sorts of unsavory allegations were leveled against him... but the unmitigated glee that certain talkbackers show in celebrating the news of a person's death is enough to convince me that pedophiles aren't necessarily the lowest form of humanity. Stay classy, guys.
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laugh.
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Jun 25, 2009 6:49:21 PM CDT
Don't worry London concertgoers, you'll get your moneys worth
by kief_ledger
Ladies and Gentleman, Mr. Tito Jackson!*crickets chirp**Tumbleweed rolls through the crowd*
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laugh.
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man, I loved that show. "I wanna dip my balls in it!"
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Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen took in $60 million on opening day.
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Jun 25, 2009 6:49:53 PM CDT
http://www.mtv.com/videos/michael-jackson/13322/thriller.jhtml#i
by ganymede3010
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That's the sound of a billion little assholes unpuckering.
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http://www.mtv.com/videos/michael-jackson/13322/thriller.jhtml#id=1614737
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he will be missed
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supernatural back in the day. To a very small child it was almost mesmerizing. Now, as an adult, I can't help but feel that was the point.
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I'll always remember watching him and Jackson 5's tv performance the old songs and the new songs. RIP MJ
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I did not compare his death to "9/11". I said that the TV networks had gone into 9/11 mode with the blanket coverage, poorly chosen talking heads with tenuous links to the events etc. etc.
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If it's true that this situation arose from a suicide attempt that is sadly appropriate. I can only imagine that he was feeling like he couldn't perform on stage anymore ... To him that would be like a living death anyway.
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But they were both like, 8 or something and it was Poppa Joe holding the 16mm camera. So it doesn't really count.
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MARK HAMILL STAY HOME!!!!
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I usually dont let strange men babysit my daughter, so it's a hard question to answer. But because I wouldnt let him doesnt make him guilty. I honestly dont think he was guitly of what he was accused. But I do think he might have slept in the same bed as some of them... Kinda like I do with my own daughter. For someone other than the parent its pretty weird. But it isnt molesting you know? I just think really was a child at heart since he was robbed of his own childhood... Adn therefore projected that over to other kids.
With the whole "hole trial" thing... yeah I guess it was pretty funny.
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Not all of us are happy he's dead, we're just not broken up over it.
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*points to heart*
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but yeah, thriller. something something kids something - thats not important anymore - thriller.
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If that's true, then Chris Rock needs to officially change his name to Negrodamus.
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I wasn't referring to you, but an idiot on Twitter.
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It's sad whenever anyone dies. But at least he won't molest any more children. All his money, all his fame, but he couldn't get away from his compulsion to sexually fondle little boys, ruining their lives. It's best that he's dead.
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It was kinda fun to throw Michael's hat.
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Michael Jackson still setting records, posthumously.
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and if it'll ever see the light of day.
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Wow....
As shocked as I was when my favorite "new" actor Heath Ledger died, this, for me, is the most shocking death of a celebrity since Princess Di.
RIP Michael Jackson.
And today, really, is not the time nor place for nasty remarks that I've seen in these comments. There will be other days for comments and speculation of such things, but today is a day to mourn a talent who brought much joy and charity to so many. Everything else is unproven speculation and innuendo. -
He's fine
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There are some good people here, but a lot of them are sick individuals.
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50 points to you!
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kabong:
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It's been confirmed. He's alive and well. That Harrison Ford rumor is crap too.
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Jun 25, 2009 6:55:42 PM CDT
Macaulay Culkin and Corey Feldman are having a bad day today.
by bmacsmith
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oj killed his wife and her friend and mj was a fucking pedofile
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Jun 25, 2009 6:56:24 PM CDT
The big hand has touched the little hand for the last time
by stooopider
sad, so sad.
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My prayers to his family.
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And when they tried mouth-to-mouth, the paramedic chocked on a Sponegebob toy some kid left in there from the night before...
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You are correct sir!
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Jun 25, 2009 6:57:20 PM CDT
Royal London Hospital offers 1 Million for Jackson remains
by conspiracy
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I cant help it, it's just going to be fun laughing at them go mental and shoot themselves
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seriously?
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Hey i'm just getting in before everyone else
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by the looks of the transformers reviews, the fucker's career should be dead...so maybe we can push him to the edge
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They all went to the Grammy's togerher!!!!
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I strongly urge you to read the court transcripts from the kids involved in case. They should convince you.
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I know, and I wasn't referring to everyone... just the people who ARE happy to hear that a person died. And they ARE here, in force. And I have FAR less empathy for such "people" than I do for a guy like MJ.
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WHAT A DAY!!!
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ready...set...go
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the fucked up paedo jokes are going to take it past the Transformer hate-backs with ease.
Oh by the way, Clint Eastwood just died
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we'll know what his drugs of choice were
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Damn...he's career and life got crazy as the years went by, but I'm really sad by this. RIP MJ.
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And this guy was one of the biggest child diddling pieces of shit ever. Good bye and good riddance you sorry son of a bitch.
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for that coke-fest/bender TB of infamy that some of y'all were planning a few weeks back. Also, RIP MJ.
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i for one will rejoice when darth cheney finally kicks the bucket
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He may have turned into a freak..but he was something in his prime..Thoughts to his famuily!!
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Oh, I agree. Being 'happy' that he's dead is wrong. But cracking jokes? No way. I don't think he earned the right for us all to blubber.
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I'd go with O'Brien. He's done the dancing like he's shit himself thing for almost as long as Jackson has, so he might as well get some cock jokes in there as well
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SHIT THIS REALLY IS THE 80'S!!!!
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With OJ I think its clear.. With MJ: not. But anyways....
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Oh yeah I forgot to say RIP to the Tranformers franchise too because Michael Bay killed it.
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They couldnt tell the difference until they took her clothes off
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told me that most of his cds on Amazon are sold out. Many are on back order.
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UK AICN users will have heard about this. Was very sad to read about his death from cancer today. Remember reading the NME when I was in my teens and loving his writing. I don't read it anymore cos it's a crock of shit now, but Swells was one of the best writers ever to work for the music rag.
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that Abe Vigoda has a small cameo role in 2012. After the world is destroyed, he comes out of his undamaged home, rings his hands and laughs and laughs and laughs.
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...from thriller and fuck more kids.
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I thought those things were supposed to make him live longer or something.
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Jun 25, 2009 7:04:51 PM CDT
Jeff Goldblum died today too? This better be another stupid rum
by islander
I cant take this one.
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If his estate just gives over all their money to the Church, then some invisible thetans will be dragged from Jackson's corpse, and he will rise again after 3 days.
Hey, it's Tom Cruise. Don't you trust that fucking smile? -
Young boys around the world are breathing a sigh of relief.
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That's right zero physical evidence to connect him to any of the crimes. Even when Jordan Chandler allegedly described Michael's genitals, the police said that there wasn't a definite match. Part of me believes he may of committed these crimes, however, there was never any smoking gun connecting him to anything. Just the fact that he liked kids.
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Wait, I don't believe in hell. Just rot you pedophile piece of shit.
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...Not that I actually believe that he did, because I don't and they never proved it. I think he was just crazy and liked hanging with kids because they didnt take advantage of him. Regardless, "Man in the Mirror" gets him a free pass on at least 15 child molestation charges.
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He was taken too soon.
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Jun 25, 2009 7:07:33 PM CDT
Paul McCartney, this makes the girl officially yours.
by lockesbrokenleg
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Liking kids is one thing. Jackson had an entire fucking theme park, and slept in their beds. That guy had some issues that should've led to him being kept away from kids.
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Jackson will not be going to hell and there is no God, because Bay has just proven he doesnt exist. Bay's legions of brainless, paint huffing imbeciles have won the day.
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He definitely was weird with those kids but I find it hard to believe he wouldn't be in jail right now if all the charges of molestation were true.
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The dog gone girl is his.
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Im stunned no one has uttered the famous "Dark Angel" line... Rest in pieces. Seems fitting.
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Like Karen Carpenter.
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After the lousy POS "Drag Me to Hell" Sam Raimi can make a comeback with another zombie movie about Jackson coming back and molesting more kids! Awesome. It will be scary and creepy. In a way kind of a bio pic of Jackson! And if they do flaming hair alla Pepsi Commercial/Ghost rider it will be fantastic! Just think of the CGI! Fuck me with a chainsaw this could be great!
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If you were a kid back then you know how fucking HUGE MJ was. Everyone wanted that damn red zipper jacket thing... and Captain Eo was the shit. This is a big deal for a lot of people.
say what you want (ignorantly) about what you THINK he did in his private life, or about his cosmetic surgery, or his Zoo, blah blah... he was an enormously gifted singer and dancer. It's basically like Elvis died again today. -
But seriously, RIP ON BRO...RIP ON! Chief Redcock will never be the same.
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In his last photo, check it out: www.etonline.com
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when people do the whole guilty before innocent, "BURN IN HELL PEDOPHILE" thing on this talkback because it reminds me why I'm a better person than you.
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He was forced to be an entertainer by his psycho dad at such a young age with Jackson Five.... he literally never had a chance to be "normal". If you want to blame someone, blame Jackson Sr.
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The guy blatantly had issues. He had an awful childhood, grew up in public and as an adult seemed to rebel against adulthood. He was a strange strange character but blatantly a product of his upbringing. As I've said to friends tonight, I'll remember the music because that's what I grew up with and that's what I feel is important. After all, most people remember John Lennon for his music as opposed to remembering him as a wife beater, bad father, sometime alcoholic, reformed junkie and politically random person who financially supported the IRA in the 1970's.
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...as long as the jokes are funny. Stuntcock's, for example. And Carradine's TB, as fucked up as that whole thing was, had it's moments. But hate for hate's sake, like spiral115 up there, is the lowest form of humanity, and the only sort of people on whose graves I would actually be tempted to piss. Bacci40, I wish I could say I agreed, but I don't wish death on anyone... even a personification of true Evil like Cheney. I might not mourn his death, but if I celebrate it, I'm no better than he is. Just my 2 cents.
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Not really, you judge others. That doesn't make you better.
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i know i would have if i had a heart. fuck you Bay, you've won this round, but one day someone will stop you. fuck you Bay, fuck you hard.
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was just magic in the 70's and 80's... great entertainer. GREAT.
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I concur. Hate for hate's sake is redundant. If you gotta be contrary, be funny or so bad it's funny.
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If you were an innocent man, would you do the same thing?
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of a man who was never convicted of any crime I suppose we should treat everyone like leppers who are accused but not convicted of crimes, right. alot of you are a bunch of Hypo-fucking-crits who need to be ashamed of yourselves A man died, a man, a father, and a son. The biggest lost comes to his children and his parents but too many of you mother breathers are cought by 2 unfounded accusations. I hope noone ever accuses you of a crime you didn't commit.
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Ed McMahon helped discover sick, perverted, mentally impaired little cocksmears like Jackson, and he NEVER, EVER, NOT FUCKING ONCE received any sort of respect from this site supposedly devoted to "entertainment". You have proven yet again, Harry, that you and your assorted basket of geek minions, are incapable of deciding what's more important: the passing of an entertainment legend, a man from an era where you actually had dto have talent and not just a Jew fro, a shrieky voice, or a father with lots of money and a vagina that didn't mind being exposed to be a successful celebrity.
I would say that this site should be ashamed of itself, but the fucking avalanche into mediocrity I've seen it trickle into just over the past year proves that this is a site maintained by self-professed reporters who operate under internete meme screennames while shoveling the same piles of shit that TMZ, E!, ET, and the other whored up media outlets serve out on a coke spoon.
Could I do better? I certainly could not do better. And it is because I could not do better that I don't attempt to. Like Granny Flash used to say, "if you can't do a job right, stay home and cuff it to grabs from the Gossip Girl sex tape".
I preface the following with a warning that I don't actually believe in an afterlife, a supreme savior, or hope that things will get better for us as a world.
Rest in Peace, Ed McMahon. You battled your demons, but you never once let alcohol be a demon on your shoulder or an excuse for a mad decision. You gave us entertainment, talent, and charm for longer than we deserved. I wish we had an eighth of what you possessed in our entertainment community today, because we're fucking needing it.
Farrah Fawcett. While you may have risen to fame as a girl running in slo-mo with a gun on an Aaron Spelling jiggle show, you captured the hearts of a nation, became the icon of an era, and battled a poison that sought to rob you of your life and your dignity. The cancer may have taken your life, but you won the battle by leaving this planet with dignity, grace, and inspiration to the scores of folks who similarly battle cancer throughout their bodies.
Michael Jackson. You rose to fame with your siblings, a perfect example of the Horatio Alger dream of success. You went solo and dominated a decade with your incredible, mind boggling blend of music and dance, revolutionizing the world of pop. Then your fame got to you. Perhaps you were haunted by your childhood. But you self destructed. You became an insult to the legend you built. You turned yourself into a joke, a walking horror cartoon with your dozens and dozens of cosmetic alterations. Michael Jackson died in the early 1990s, when the plastic surgery got out of control, the face he was born with was lost forever, and he became one of the vilest monsters to walk the street freely, raping children he'd invited to his own personal playground. I wish there were an eternity he could be punished in, because he may have found peace, but his victims haven't. -
knock knock
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Both on the same day. Both were huge pop culture stars of the seventies and eighties. This is really making me feel old.
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if you are innocent
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His parents. FUCK THAT. From all accounts, his Dad was a scumbag who pushed kids too fucking hard. He made Michael into a stunted man-child, and quite frankly can go FUCK himself for all time.
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he'll have a lot fewer choice of kiddies to molest in hell. Sniff.... Probably tag-team taking it in the ass right now from Satan and Saddam... COme on, SOuth Park. You know there's an episode in there.....
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he'll have a lot fewer choice of kiddies to molest in hell. Sniff.... Probably tag-team taking it in the ass right now from Satan and Saddam... COme on, SOuth Park. You know there's an episode in there.....
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I saw your concert in 1996. Great show. I loved the way you teamed up with the great guitar players of the era. Eddie Van Halen, Slash, Steve Stevens and Jennifer Batton.
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because humans just don't do that, not ever. No what I find funny is that people would come to a forum memorializing a beloved icon just to sling specious unfounded shit at the man, and not only that, but do it in a way that makes them sound like some creepy medieval mob member screaming for the gallows. Yeah I'm better than those people and it's funny and great!
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truly
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confused really about how to feel, really loved him when i was a kid, then grew up and started listening to maiden and metallica (as you do), but despite how big a fan i was when i was a kid i belived the acusations against him so now dont know what to fell...caridac arrest, there is going to be so much shit about him come out now, people tend to get oose lipped after peope die, those kids of his for a start that woman who had them for him looks like a real chancer to me, cant wait for the lawsuit to get custody of them (they inherit his cash after all) let the circus commence...
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The first Zombies I ever saw were in Thriller,nice1 MJ :>.The first time I watched that[Premiere Channel 4],I couldn't stop drawing Zombies all weekend lol.......Everything up to Bad is immortal to me.Trailblazer.Al Sharptons words were real and express many things about how he transcended race and in a way moved the world forward.I never thought I'd see the day.............:<..Aw mannnnnnnn.....This one chokes me anyway but today http://tinyurl.com/cs7e8w.
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The goverment will wipe out a million of them while everyone in the west mourns a millionaire paedophile that hadn't made a decent song since 1982. Sorry Iran, we're vapid fucking airheads with the attention spans of goldfish
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I got no love for child molesters. His first albums were incredible, but fuck 'im. Let him rot.
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Not really. Want to be truly better? Then don't judge people who judge someone they don't know. Because in the end, you're doing EXACTLY what you hate them for doing.
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and he didn't even fuck any kids. Apart from me.
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I haven't really seen any good ones here yet, so in the spirit of tastelessness on this site, here's one:
How do you know when it's time to leave Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Thanks everyone. I'll be here through Sunday. Don't forget to try the steak.Seriously, RIP Man...I shed a tear for you today. -
Thank you very much. Well put.
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about the pedo charges that ended in no convictions, please calm down. The attention you are getting is temporary. You can not milk it into anything bigger, so please just give this guy a little dignity and go spew hateful garbage about Transformers or something.
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I don't know who I should aim my loathing towards. Here's hoping michael bay fucked someone under 16 recently. Actually, now I think about it, he just fucked about 20 million of them, didnt he? And they paid HIM for it! THe man's a fucking Genius.
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We are all lost boys today...
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Living 10 minutes from his Gary, In home, which I do.
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and i couldnt care less. i dont get the outrage. he sat on a couch for several years. fantastic!
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Jun 25, 2009 7:21:55 PM CDT
Does this means it's ok to like Transformers 2 and Kingdom of th
by jarjar25
I liked both of these films. Is that ok with you guys and Michael?? It's sad, Michael will never have the chance to work with Michael Bay. Damn you AICN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jar Jar's Gotta Eat!!!!!!!!
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No, strawberry ice cream is amazing.
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I'm going for middle-aged white guy, dressed in red Thriller suit, with gay as fuck diamond glove on one hand, jumping off a building listening to Pretty Young Thing.
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He should've gone back to his home planet. His race can only survive 4-5 decades in Earth's atmosphere. They start to rapidly decay after 3 decades.
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Peace to you, and blessings to your family. God be with you all.
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Jun 25, 2009 7:24:07 PM CDT
Shit, i'd have a heart attack too if I saw that Transformers
by lockesbrokenleg
made 60 mil on one day.
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Child molesting freak! Rot!
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because I'm not calling out in public for them to burn in hell, stating untrue things about them, etc.. I'm just sitting here chuckling at them. Theres nothing wrong with feelings, it's actions, my friend. I respect everyone and I respect that circumstances are not the same for everyone, some people become megafamous as kids and have their childhoods and lived shunted off into some weird twilight zone. Some people live tiny lives in which their only outlet seems to be stirring up hateful shit on an entertainment forum dedicated to a beloved pop figure. Yeah it's ok to feel superior to those people, but it would put me on their level if I wished death on them or something like that...get it?
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First off, RIP Mr Jackson.
Secondly, while I believe the man had severe emotional problems brought on by the lack of a normal childhood, had no concept of taboo boundaries you're not supposed to cross - sleeping in the same bed as a child who isn't yours - and generally being a bit of a wierdy, in NO WAY do I believe he actually raped any children.
Too many conflicting reports and accounts from the various children who stayed with him, criminal and civil trials finding him not guilty and just the sheer volume of bullshit printed about the man over the years by a media who simply can't wait to tear strips off celebs the world over are enough to convince me he didn't rape anyone.
Was he mentally stable? No. Was he fit to look after his own children? No. That doesn't make him evil, it makes him fucked up!
His music and his charity work should be his legacy.....unfortunately I feel the dirt will be dug to further tarnish his memory by the cash hungry hanger's on who plagued him all his life. Fuck them. People are innocent until proven guilty, Jackson was never proven guilty. Even OJ was found guilty in civil court finally righting that wrong, Jackson was innocent. Fucked up, but innocent.
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been watching the news here in blighty spoon bending goon Uri geller was just on bbc and says he apparently hypnotised him and when under asked him about the child abuse allegations and he said he was innocent...so there uri geller says so he didnt do it and you can trust him right, im sick of staring at the same ariel shot of the hospital with the gathering gawkers, im going to bed, nighty night
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and Michael Jackson?One walked on the moon, and the other fucks little kids.ok, so what do i win?
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Two of your choices, Berle and Steiger, have been dead for several years.
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unfortunately, they all bought tickets to San Diego. Look out Shamu!
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Much Love!
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you, sir, were the greatest entertainer of MY lifetime. rest in peace.*raises gloved, jeweled fist in the air*
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Flickapoo at 5:13 . . . hahah, too funny.
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when I go to McDonalds tomorrow and ask them to make me the MichaeL Jackson, do you think they'll laugh or ask if I know I'm asking for a forty-year-old pattie on three year old buns.
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Dear God, would you send me a child?
Oh God, would you send me a child?
'Cause I wanna put it up on the TV screen,
so the world can see what your true word means.
Lord would you just send me a sign?
'Cause I just gotta know if I'm wasting my time!
Now I'm overcome,
By the light of day.
My lips are near but my heart is far away.
Now the war is won,
Howcome nothing tastes good?
You're such a sensitive child!
Oh, you're such a sensitive child!
I know you're tired but it's alright,
I just need you to sing for me tonight.
You're gonna have your day in the sun;
You know God loves the sensitive ones.
Oh! My little bird in a cage!
Oh! My little bird in a cage!
I need you to get up for me, up on that stage,
and show the men that you're old for your age.
Now ain't the time for fear,
But if you don't take it, it'll disappear.
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Ys 6 by the way is Ys 6 the Ark of Napishtim. Now I can play it with the Anime cut scenes and Japanese language audio track. You, see this is what made my day, not the death of Michael Jackson. Guess what people, life goes on. God's in his Heaven, All's right with the world!
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and Michael Jackson? one looks like a woman, and the other is Farah Fawcett. HARHAR HAAAARRR
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When it comes to celeb news, nobody comes close to matching TMZ. Imagine their power were it directed towards reporting about health care and the environment!
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Jun 25, 2009 7:29:31 PM CDT
Actually by them taking 20 mill proves it was all about $$$
by ganymede3010
That's why I know the allegations are false. There's no fucking way that any parent will allow their child to get raped and not want to see the perpetrator behind bars.
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I don't know... back at yourself again?
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one day you'll say something witty in a TB
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Jun 25, 2009 7:30:32 PM CDT
I remember hearing about how he wanted to play Peter Pan
by kevin_costners_recycled_piss
He petitioned Speilberg to give him the role in Hook. When he didn't get it he reportedly put a voodoo curse on Speilberg. I think it's safe to say that one backfired a bit.
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for having actual reasoning brains.
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I've been drinking Jesus Juice since the news came in.
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I'll replace Steiger and Berle with Andy Griffith and Dick Van Dyke.
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Jun 25, 2009 7:31:23 PM CDT
What is the problem with Michael Jackson?
by kevin_costners_recycled_piss
He's dead.
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It took longer than three days, but it looks like The Lamia finally came for Jacko.
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It took longer than three days, but it looks like The Lamia finally came for Jacko.
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I challenge anyone to tell me otherwise, and if you do, I want examples WITH detailed explanation, not just names.
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no one else is.
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You've proved your point.
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That explains a LOT, actually. Damn you, MJ!
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Spielberg. The way he exploits kids in his flicks is fucking bonkers. And do you remember that scene in Hook where the kids all body paint Robin Williams? WTFever.
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were the ones he sang as a kid and We Are The World. I'm not into Thriller and the others as a matter of personal preference. But it doesn't mean that I should make fun of him. His personal problems reveal what happens to someone who struggled to live a normal life. And no one's perfect. Anyone who bashes him as a child molester is like those religious bigots who were about to throw stones at Mary Magdalene...throw the first stone, anyone?
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these things always happen in 5s.wait didnt Dom Delouise bite it too? well thats it then. you can all come out now.
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Or being touched by giant child-men in Hell. You decide.
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if you want to pretend he was a saint, have at it. but please don't act to incredulous that some of us are cracking jokes. the man was a pedophile, for christ sake! just because he made hit records he gets a free pass for having sex with children?and please, PLEASE PLEASE stop talking about how he may not have. you really have to be kidding. Neverland ranch is the world's biggest pedo-van!here, have a read from some sworn testimony from one of his cases:"Physical contact between Michael Jackson and myself increased gradually. The first step was Michael Jackson hugging me. The next step was for him to give me a brief kiss on the cheek. He then started kissing me on the lips, first briefly and then for a longer period of time. He would kiss me while we were in bed together.
[...]Michael Jackson put his tongue in my mouth. I told him I did not like that. Michael Jackson started crying. [...] Michael Jackson said that I did not love him as much as his other friend.
[...]Michael Jackson then masturbted in front of me. He told me that when I was ready, he would do it for me. While we were in bed, Michael Jackson put his hands underneath my underpants. He then masturbated me to a climax.
[...]Michael Jackson told me that I should not tell anyone what had happened. He said this was a secret."
That kid and his family reportedly settled for $15 million. and this wasn't one random crazy thing, he SYSTEMATICALLY PROGRAMMED these kids to have sex with him through manipulation and lies. do you have any idea how fucked up that is? shake the cobwebs out of your brain if you can honestly say that you think he's innocent. I feel bad for him because I know he had a FUCKED up childhood, unbelievable fame and wealth, and it was a toxic combination, but it still doesn't excuse what he did. Ron Howard is normal...
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not sure why we are having an obit topic for a freak that died today.
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They reported the crime and the local DA prosecuted and he was acquitted. The family pursued a civil action on their own, not tied to the criminal trial. By your logic, OJ Simpson is innocent because the victim's families sued for $$ damages. Come on, dude, you're a smart guy. Jackson hushed the kid. The guy was sick.
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Jun 25, 2009 7:36:28 PM CDT
1.34am Still not gone to bed GOONS ON TV staring at ME!!!
by aclockworkkebab
why did he generate weird fucking fans, michael jackson world wide fanclub goon on tv crying im laughing am i dead inside...ha ha hah BBC just announced "the glastonbury festival has fallen into insignificence beacuse jacko died"...are you fucking kidding they will be rolling in fields at this, "the festival will be given over to tributes to jacko" so says the 50 yr old getting very excited he was on the graceyard shift on bbc news 24 when he snuffed it, oh thats it definately going to bed now...wait now a ginger wierdo...and now there replaying uri geller loosing his shit, no must go to bed, work
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They wouldn't report something unless they could confirm it beyond a doubt. That's what seperates professional journalists from hacks.
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...if you ever see a man sporting the Spielberg look, meaning a 40 or 50-something male with a baseball cap, glasses, beard and scruffy hair, and it's not Spielberg, then it most definitely is a pedophile. Seriously, Spielberg has been sporting the pedo look since the late 70's/early 80's.
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The white dog-turd version is gone.
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and stuff also all seem to me, based purely on grammar and actual post content, to be the types that beat off online about 5 times a day. Well I got news for you creeps. 1 in 10 of those girls who you jack off into your boxers over is a minor. Suck on that you pedo fucks.
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Jun 25, 2009 7:38:05 PM CDT
HARRISON FORD STAY HOME!!! SPEILBERG HAS A DEATH PACT
by lockesbrokenleg
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you know it's true. Dalton's about to get bounced out this bitch.
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I love how you ask for detailed explainations to your arguement but just say "thriller, best album..period"...fucking retard
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is reassuring. How you been, bro?
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A buddy of mine called me the day before the actual live show. He had an extra ticket. I told him I couldn't go because I had to finish a term paper or I was gonna flunk my English Lit class.
What did I miss? Not much: Michael's first Moonwalk. Marvin Gaye a year before he died. Diana Ross and the Supremes. Smokey and the Miracles. And I missed it because of a fucking term paper.
Got an A on it. But damn, I wish I had flunked that class.
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Now that made me snort
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dont mean to be a doom sayer, but i saw him recently and he is really ill, not kidding i felt really choked when i saw james bond ike that...arrr im not dead inside Michael Jackson dies dont really care...sean connery ill fucking depressed
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Jun 25, 2009 7:39:59 PM CDT
He would have died happy knowing he'd beaten the TF2 talkback
by stooopider
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The man beat the commies, he can beat cancer.
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But making fun of a dead guy is the creepiest and meanest thing any living person could ever do.
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not everyone would get a pass for fucking kids based off of a music album, but Mikey does! I would shovel babies into his asshole like it was a steam engine if it meant that I could have prescandal Michael back. Sorry.
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Jun 25, 2009 7:40:59 PM CDT
Barry Ritter of Okeechobee Fla has a Jacko shaped hole in his he
by evilwizardglick
Tears are running down Barry's cheeks as he obsessively plays Ben over and over again.
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Jun 25, 2009 7:41:12 PM CDT
CNN has standards? Then how can Wolf Blitzer still have a job?
by yackbacker
The guy is a fucking idiot. Or how about that troll-beast Nancy Grace? Standards??? You fucking crack me up, homey.
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because i dont care that a child molesting candy pop singer from the 80s is toast. they should put King of NAMBLA on his tombstone.
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Get used to it, the world aint black and white mutherfuckers.
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would you accept ANY amount of money to drop the charges? If so you are as sick as the molester.
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He mocks us all from his throne
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Just because it's a sworn statement? There was a lot of money riding on that sworn statement. I'm not saying Jackson didn't molest children, it's certainly very possible... but it's also possible that some goldigging parents concocted a scheme. He wasn't convicted... and unlike the OJ farce, it's because the evidence wasn't there.
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...him...you know they do.
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We all want the dark skinned flared nostril nappy haired Jacko back. We all loved Ben.
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That's how he'll be remembered, and that's why America is the bee's knees.
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Thank god we have you, the whole "innocent until proven guilty" thing was just WAY too subtle to ever work. Can I get one of those torches, too? There's a guy down the street who I am ABSOLUTELY SURE might have possibly been a Nazi. HOW'S THIS FOR A BURDEN OF PROOF, YOU NAZZI BITCH!
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I mean.... this is 1995 isn't it???
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All screaming and crying about him being a paedo or pedo or whatever the fuk. Your all a buncha fukken whiny azz 'lookit at me' pieces of multicolored constipated monkey shite/shit! Where the fuk was/is the outrage for convicted paedo/pedo's? Where the fuk is the outrage and sympathy for children who are molested every fukken day? Why the fuk do you save it simply for this TB? And don't fukken tell me that it is because no other TB's talk about child molesters accused or otherwise, because every last black rhino fukked one of you has taken TB's about one subject and ranted about completly different things. So if any of you truly felt such fukken outrage about paedo/pedo's you fukken kept it giant fukken secret until now when you can spew you own brand of hatred. I aint fukken defendin a child molester - accused or otherwise. And talent does not excuse behavior. But I fukken hate jackasses whose only purpose in life is to post why you hate someone or something because it is convenient and popular, but in reality you don't give a fuk other than 'lookit me I'm bashing that paedo!' You fukken buncha motards.
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well I think he's a pedophile, and I went to Oxford and taught writing for 3 years. oops!
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has to do his face at the funeral home.
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"Scream" and "Do you Remember the time"
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Who didn't molest anybody, last I checked. So you're a piece of shit for a lot of reasons. Nice try getting out of though.
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Jackson was a complete pedo who had enough money to buy silence.
Just why the fuck are you defending him on that point? I can separate the art from the scum and everyone should. Otherwise we would have ZERO artists. But in no way can I defend his particular perversion.
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Jun 25, 2009 7:45:26 PM CDT
innocent until guilty only applies in the courts, where it shoul
by bmacsmith
I'm free to make up my own mind. now go play golf with OJ.
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Was it Alec Baldwin?
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that RICKLES is next
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Hilarious
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etonline.com Check that shit out.
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In a desperated attempt to get people crying for him too. http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuId=5&ContentID=150740
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if he wears a nazi outfit, paints swastikas on his house, and rants about jews, then sure, I'll join you.that's about as clear cut as Michael Jackson being a pedophile and using his unbelievable wealth to keep himself out of jail.OJ Simpson bought himself out of jail, and he left a MOUNTAIN of evidence all over the place, not to mention fleeing the police while threatening suicide.innocent until proven guilty is one thing. delusion is another.
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Get those vitamins!!!
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One less Child Molester in the World.
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pretty sexually deviant geniuses. Yeah it's not all subliterates calling for this dead guy's blood on his memorial page, apparently some otherwise smart people who don't believe a verdict of innocent. Whatever, time heals all and he has an IMMORTAL catalogue..
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On MJ passing. Yes I believe he was the King of Pop whether self proclaimed or not. You have to remember a King fights for his people and everything he has. He fought to get out from his shadow of the Jackson 5. He fought to make himself a solo artist. The Moonwalk is still legendary to this day. I heard he was working on a new dance move that we will never see. Remember a King is never given anything, he takes what he wants. He was a conqueror. He bought and sold the Beatles catalog which showed how smart he was. As for the kids. I do think anybody sues anybody for anything, esp a millionaire. Was MJ insane and obsessed? Probably...when you can do what you want with money, nobody says no to anything I think we all would. I for one will fondly listen to his music and remember.
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i say one little thing about Fawcett (who i havent seen lately but im sure she looked female), and suddenly im the worst person in the world. is it lonely up there on your pedastal?
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I'm doing well, thanks. just finished a film for the 48 hour film project here in Seattle. it was fucking awesome, I got "Mockumentary" as my genre, so it was a breeze.
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Died with a smile on his face.
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"Coroners have decided to melt down his body and makes toys out it, so children can play him for once." Shit that's fast.
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Hey LW- I only bash dead paedos... they can't sue or fight back.
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Karma is a bitch
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No, there's quite a few people here who think you're a piece of shit.
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but history will always remember him as being innocent of all that shit, and as being one of the all time greats, so it's cool.
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Rest in Peace, yo.
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he was a peodo (probably) and his dads a bastard, but the rest of his family are lovely and harmless spare a thought for them, seriously Jermaine been on british tv alot in the last couple of years and he was really adorably sweet, latoya is weird , but harmless, janet fat, talentless and harmless, tito seems nice too...concern for my fellow man i must be really tired
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I think he might very well be the one to start it.
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Arms wave in the air like zombies!
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...I get to wear the shirt with the skull on it. You'll have to forgive me if I still have more faith in the deliberations of our actual legal system than the "clear cut" evidence presented by talkback gumshoes. Unless YOU were one of those kids he allegedly touched... in which case, sorry about your violated butthole, but you should have gotten a better lawyer.
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Jun 25, 2009 7:55:17 PM CDT
Innocent until proven guilty? I guess OJ was innocent too!
by yackbacker
Come on- do you people have any idea how brain dead a California jury is? Basically, watch CLUELESS and there's your average Californian. Shit, they elected The Terminator their governor! These people are fucking whack. OJ murdered those two people and Jackson was a sick man... accept the obvious truth.
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means they're pieces of shit, not that nothing happened. remember, they LET THEIR KIDS SLEEP IN HOTEL ROOMS with him in the first place. I'm sure some of them probably even knew what was going on and did nothing.the tortured logic some of you are using is almost making my nose bleed. so the fact that he paid of these parents...a bunch of times...is proof in your mind that probably nothing happened? if nothing happened, wouldn't you want to exonerate yourself? cased that are settled out of court or almost universally viewed as an admission of guilt, and in the vast majority, they are clearly set up for guilty clients to avoid jail time, or lessen their sentence. in MJ's case, he had enough money to hit the magic mark to get the parents to drop the charges entirely. the fact that they were greedy/unscrupulous enough to accept it doesn't mean that nothing happened. quite the opposite. you gotta use your noodles, guys.
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Subtitles, dude, you are seriously one of the bigger assholes that I have ever encountered online. Not just in this thread but all over. When that person said not to throw stones we all knew they were talking to you because we can all tell that IRL you are a really disgusting person. kthx
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Never forget...
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now she has to support all those other Jackson's all by herself
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before his face collapsed completely. RIP you big fruitcake.
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but im sorry I just don't belive that MJ is that sinister of a person, let alone that the parents would then be EVEN MORE sinister. but whatever, history is on Mikes side like i said.
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Jun 25, 2009 7:58:13 PM CDT
Randy? That's like Randy Jackson of the Jackson Five?
by lockesbrokenleg
Yes, I suppose it is.
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I'm not defending him. I think it's very possible that Jackson diddled some kids... however I don't have PROOF of that and neither do you, and neither did the courts, therefore I cannot state beyond a reasonable doubt that Jackson in fact is a child molester. It is NOT fact. There is doubt.
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It's really sad that people use this opportunity to attack a man they've never met. When you look at the case against him, it was not so obvious that he ever molested any child. Even so, the court of public opinion can be harsh, especially to someone so outside the social norms as MJ. Personally, I didn't know the man and refuse to cast judgment upon him (that's well above my pay-grade anyways). I just know that I do feel sad that he never got a chance to launch his big comeback. So sad. May you RIP, MJ.
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oh no wait, he's just the guy that murdered two people and got away with it.
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I shudder to think. Who will it be? Kurt Cobain? Chris Farley?
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his music of the 70s and 80s are his legacy. The 90s are when it slowly feel apart with the over the top personal stuff and worse. He called himself the King of Pop. Someone else named Elvis the King. Career-wise, when marketing was more important the music Jackson made, he was done. And the pedophile charges, true or not, didn't help. Still, he did die very young for this day and age. And for a lot of people now in their 20s, 30s, he was, yes, their Elvis. For the rest of us, no. And neither of them was a Lennon.
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Of course there are still people who think the world is flat.
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How the FUck is Tito gonna eat?!
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was derailed by all sorts of extraneous, bullshit factors. I still wouldnt go on a talkback and be all "HURR BURN IN HELL MURDERER PAY ATTENTION TO ME FOR EVEN ONE SECOND"
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In case you've not seen his old stuff, check out his old videos and performances on Youtube. Particularly the 30th anniversary tour performance - i think it was at madison square garden. AMAZING. I remember being scared watching the Thriller video way back.
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Before he started bleaching his skin and becoming a freak...when he was simply an amazing entertainer. It's like there were two completely different people. It's really just as well...I mean look at the guy he had become a twisted freak show, a shell of a person. Thus I prefer to remember young Mike.
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Jun 25, 2009 8:04:53 PM CDT
all of the stars/legends are either dead or have one
by jackknifed_juggernaut
foot in the grave. who the fuck is left? i mean, really?
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you do have to look at that man in the mirror. Every day.
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Just now. He's still alive!
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I can't wait to see how his estate is handled. It might take 10 years to do all that paperwork. Maybe Bubbles got the whole shebang!
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We were just talking at work today about who would be the third person to die in the celeb trifecta. I never would've guessed it'd be MJ. I'm stunned. I was never a fan of his freakshow antics later in life, but there's no denying his talent and musical genius. And Farrah captured my heart in the 70's. And as Ed would've said: "Ahahahaaaa! You are RIGHT, sir!" I feel very sad and old today. RIP to all. There's one hell of a jam going on in heaven right now...
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You will see LaToya alot more. Or never again.
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if Michael was sitting there, on his throne made of boy anus, thinking about his debts and his career, and then deciding to be the music legend that ACTUALLY fakes his own death. That would be business savvy on the level of buying the Beatles' entire catalogue.
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Keep making my point dude!
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I'd just like to say maybe he faked his death:-).
Think about it, he got paid for like 50 concerts in London, due to take up the rest of the year & early 2010, earning a staggering amount of money. Why London? Because the pound's worth a lot in dollars!
It isn't so far fetched with old Jacko. He can use his experience in facial surgery to pull a Mission:Impossible & never be seen again.
Just kidding.
Ps, how did Micheal Jackson's house guests know it was time for bed?p>
The big hand would be stroking the little hand. -
All of these yahoos who were slobbering at the chance to get the latest scoop on Jackson dangling a baby out of a window or shoving his index finger up some kid's ass are now gently fondling and lapping at the balls of the recently deceased King of Pop, practically begging for forgiveness. Shameful. but entertaining as all fucking hell.
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Sure, why the hell not? Who gives a shit
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I mean think about it for a moment. What if all the allegations against Michael Jackson were 100% untrue? Then what does that say about the world that painted him as a child molester, tore him down, and turned him into a joke among billions. Thousands of years from now, if the Earth still turns, MJ will be remembered as a child molester. His life, his legacy, forever and ever marred because of the twisted world we perpetuate. When I think about it, I kinda hope he did molest those kids just because of what the alternative says about the world.
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Mr. Jackson is survived by a "wife" he never had sex with much less saw naked, two sons who are in no possible way biologically related to him, several pending lawsuits on the behalf of several minors in Bahrain and Los Angeles, and his nose.
NAMBLA will be flying flags at half mast tomorrow.
He is off to Never-ever-againLand.
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I remember him as a lot of things but not that. That's your damage. Yours and others I guess but not the majority :D
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It's funny to see so many people who are convinced they saw what happened between MJ and these kids. It could have happened. It also couldn't have. I don't have the information to say if it did, and neither does anyone else here.
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He was riding the coat tails of 1983 for 20 fucking years. His big follow-up was emotionally scarring 8 year olds. Helluva guy. He probably had his heart attack while either 1)having plastic surgery performed on it, or 2)while ramming his tiny splotchy dick inside some kid's ass.
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which explains his taste in men
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Unless you fight it all the way through and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you did not do it. The Parents accepted money,
The Parents accepted money,The Parents accepted money,The Parents accepted money,The Parents accepted money,The Parents accepted money,The Parents accepted money,The Parents accepted money,The Parents accepted money,The Parents accepted money,The Parents accepted money, The Parents accepted the money, To Me! That means nothing happened! You mean to tell me you would accept money as payment/sorry for fucking molesting your child!!!!! you damn child that you love more than anything on fucking earth! Fuck bullshit!!!!!!! The other accusations. Well hey, you know once your accused and people see that you'll Buy the Out Option. The foxes know where to go. Michael should have stopped being around kids that where not his own. So this shit never happened again, but me, how I feel about it. The man didn't do it, and most of you fuckers talking shit know it as well. You just love to see great people fall/fail/fuck up. He was never found guilty, He never admited it either. You assholes fucking suck for focusing on this aspect of his life. Hope you and your loved ones never face such an accusation. Even Larry King suggested he knew something about the original case from the accuser and was prepared to defend Michael. You cruel, fucked up, hateful, lifeless, non heart having, ugly pieces of piss covered shit... -
As an 80's kid and someone who's grown up on his music I'm really devastated to hear this. RIP Michael.
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Jun 25, 2009 8:18:15 PM CDT
Goodbye to what you were, good RIDDANCE to what you became....
by jeditray
His music was an influence to everything around him in the 1980's. Everything else was a bad rash.
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You've had your 15 minutes of internet fame/trolling now. Settle down with the look at me I'm outrageous I'm saying it stuff.
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did the kids on the playground you lurk at teach you how to antagonize? Because you suck at it.
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But nevertheless Mikey, you touch the kiddies, and Hell awaits.
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were you there? Didn't he get found innocent? Isn't it kind of weird to want something to be true so bad that you just disregard facts?
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Jun 25, 2009 8:21:11 PM CDT
you don't pay out millions to a family for nothing...
by irrelevntelefant
he would have spent the millions on his defense if he was innocent. I don't think he had sex with those boys, he was mentally a child, my guess is he fondled them- he thought he was a child playing doctor. I would believe OJ's innocence before MJ's
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By the way, in terms of the music, Off the Wall is better than Thriller. It might not have been a phenomenon like Thriller, but it's a better album.
The best album ever is Captain Beefheart's "Lick my decals off, Baby". -
Cause this thing off and runnin'...
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His fucking Wikipedia has already been updated. Sad to see all the 'he was' and no more 'he is' references...
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Jun 25, 2009 8:25:46 PM CDT
Thriller will always be the greatest song of all time
by pissed off and bitter
No other song or video will ever come close to being as great or memorable for me. Michael was a big part of my childhood growing up in the 80s and to hear of his death was a very upsetting blow to me. Even through the allegations of molestation I stood by him. Sure I would take part in the lampooning with the South Park episodes and all that but it was just that. He will be missed. I'm gonna go watch Thriller
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Some say he could drink 17 litres of Sprite in one sitting.
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You sad sack!
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Now...what i wanna know is...Where was Emmanuel Lewis today at 12:00pm PST? I smell a plot.
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what are you yacking on about?thriller has all but 2 classic songs on it. same goes for BAD, off the wall is a little for hit and miss but still pretty damn good.dangerous has about 6 great songs on it. nowadays its all about SINGLES...bands and singers just release albums that have MAYBE one or two good songs on it. theyd rather have popular ringtones..fuck that.
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An opportunistic parent of the kid you are weird man-friends with accuses you very publicly of fingering their kid. You're innocent, but you're crazy. The rabid media and overly sensationalized public want to believe anything bad about you, no matter what. You want it all to go away. You have money. WHAT DO YOU DO? uh, no shit, you pay them off.
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50 is too damn young.
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and then he croaked, we should mourn the fucker?
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scorsese and coppola directed his films, landis did two. john singleton--just great.
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Stuffed Chimpanzees, Chests full of Underoo's, Footie pajamas, and lets not forget casks of perfectly aged Jesus Juice.
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hilarious joke that I made further upthread. He either doesn't understand jokes, or he doesn't think people should be allowed to make them or something. All he cares about is child molestors and cunts, apparently. I think he's autistic.
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Little boy cherries!
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AND DEAN CAIN!!
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Could a poor black living boy grow into a rich white dead woman.
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even if Michael were guilty of his allegations, would he be on Gacy's level? bit of a leap there, guy.
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never found guilty. NEVER!
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one was convited of a crime. the other made THRILLER...THRILLER. Jackson gave a lot back to the community..he and QJ created WE ARE THE WORLD to help end famine..another milestone. what the fuck did Gacy do besides dress up like a clown? FUCK YOU
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Jun 25, 2009 8:31:28 PM CDT
still doesn't beat hanging cross dressed in a closet
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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...what else was really all that great? BAD? HisStory? Really?
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I might go see Transformers today to cheer myself up. Oh.....
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We are the ones that make better day, so let's start giving. There's a choice we're making, we're trying to save our lives, so let's make it a better day, and let's start giving. Wow, I still can't believe I remember parts of this song that MJ made famous.
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"Mr. Jackson died of cardiac arrest caused by his seeing a sale for boys pants that said 'half-off'!"
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Jun 25, 2009 8:35:24 PM CDT
I don't want to pretend I'm the biggest MJ fan; but...
by jimmy rabbitte
enough is enough. David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett now Michael Jackson... it's sad.
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the kids an adult and he still speaks out about it. Wheres this kid that michael touched. He was under age and therefore if he signed a contract to not speak out about it. Legally he could vocalize today about it as an adult. It's bullshit and you fucking know it. Scummy parents.... Yeah sure it was a fix the whole way through. Michael's probably gay, that I could believe and it would explain lots of things. His self image hatred, but you know a person like that doesnt go 20 something years with the prolific talents he had around him and yet still manage to have that type of lifestyle quiet for so long. This dude was not a kid toucher, and you fucking know it. Theres no evidence just accusations. I wish he fought it tooth and nail.
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geschmacklos? alle paar sekunden verhungert ein kind irgendwo auf der welt. DAS find ich geschmacklos. aber das steht heute sicher auf keinem titelblatt. kranke welt.
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...themselves alive with gasoline in mourning around the world.....still waiting...
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Jun 25, 2009 8:36:30 PM CDT
little boys everywhere sigh in relief...
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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Amazing how many PusCees sitting safely behind their Laptops have so much courage to post horrible things about Michael Jackson.
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wanna be startin something--great way to start on album..baby be mine-dont rememberthe girl is mine--chessy 80s song duet.thriller--seriously, i have to explain this one, the song is pretty damn good and a classic to boot...the video, im sorry, FILM is iconic, setting the bar that videos could actually be more than selling devices.beat it--still kick assbillie jean--see above, but funky ass kickinghuman nature--he slows it down for the ladies..great song. love it so much even miles does a good version.PYT--any sond featuring chipmunks is awesome. still gets my fat ass shaking. ha!the lady in my life--snooze...dont remember.thanks for letting me relive my youth.
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1. Jackson 5 - ABC as easy as 123
2. We Are the World Celebrity Telethon to raise money to stop famine.
3. Thriller
4. Captain EO
5. Grabbed his cock on top of a vehicle in front of a court room.
6. Smooth Criminal, after being aquitted in pedophile case.
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I hope God has a big welcoming concert.
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joke up in the body of harry's obit-thing. That's about the 100th time someone has said it and I would hate for people to think they were original or funny.
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...'nuff said!
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MJ dies: meh.
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You can't do it. You're just a bunch of hating dipshits with misplaced self-righteousness.
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but then again, i guess i'm crazy for still adhering to that whole "innocent until proven guilty in a court of law" thing. fuck it. why even have a legal system? if someone says you did something (particularly if said on tv) then it's clear that you must have, or else they wouldn't have accused you of doing it in the first place. please put on your handcuffs and proceed directly to hell.
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Great song there... ALong with Off the Wall, Do't Stop till You Get Enough, I wanna Rock With You, etc., all great songs
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Are you having an epileptic fit?
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Let's all raise a glass of Jesus juice as the young boys everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.
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no matter how you feel about him this is the biggest death in years, I really thought he would go out stranger or cooler then this. Death has no style.
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like, NEED him to be a molestor. It's like they get some perverse thrill out of the whole thing. Did all of you freaks avidly follow the JonBenet case too? Creepy, I tell ya. But yeah, cylon. I'd like to see some proof that he did this thing other than "DURR TV TOLD ME"
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Sampling old songs, rapping with only singing for the chorus (with auto-tune).... step it up. This guy made real music. He could sing, he didn't talk about hoes, and he had original music in his tracks.
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Sampling old songs, rapping with only singing for the chorus (with auto-tune).... step it up. This guy made real music. He could sing, he didn't talk about hoes, and he had original music in his tracks.
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Really?!?!
Not that the parents of those kids were any better, because clearly if you send your kid to sleepovers at Neverland, you're pimping your child for a big payday.
That sedd, I don't think Michael should've gotten off (in a manner of speaking) so easy. He shoulda gone to prison.
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Jun 25, 2009 8:44:45 PM CDT
Cylon, would you have paid the millions to the families
by irrelevntelefant
or spent it defending your innocence? IF HE DIDN'T DO IT, WHY DID HE PAY THE FAMILIES AND MAKE THEM SIGN CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENTS!
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No one proved oswald shot keneddy he has never convicted but ask people who shot kennedy and they'll say Oswald. Also who gives a shit.
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no, that's GERMAN. it only SOUNDS like someone having an epileptic fit ;-)
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IT IS!!!!
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Not a minute too soon either. Fuck this wanker. Fuck im up his cold dead arse. OOOPS, too late.
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He's crying somewhere. No more copying MJ's dancing.
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Owww!!!!!!!!!!!111
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what's weird is that the family took a payout. That's just deplorable and implies to me that money was the family's original intent. So a rich and innocent guy tried to use wealth to prevent a scandal? thats no big deal.
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if you "defenders" have so much faith in the legal system, then you must believe OJ is innocent as well.
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He was amazing as a child pop star and into his teen years. I for one, use to sing his songs as a kid. But who he became... fuck that shit.
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5 seconds ago, a little kid in africa died of starvation. oh, and just now, another one. and you know what? while you're reading this, another one is drawing its last breath. and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM should be as important as the one black kid that's gonna be on EVERY FUCKING FRONT PAGE today. why doesn't it say "30.000 kids starved yesterday" on the front page of every paper EVERY FUCKING DAY? because that would be the truth. and we don't want to hear that.
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do they expire / become null and void when one of the principles die?
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he wrote Thriller man...Thriller
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but a belief is a belief...you just have to accept it man. Its Wikiality.
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...over a dead child-molester. Simply unreal. Will you also be so devastated when OJ Simpson dies?
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You were a fucking freak!
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Then a supposed "child molester" dies, and it gives them a chance to point out how good they are, how deserving they are of love respect because they are "sticking up for kids". That's how much they hate themselves. "I may be a huge loser who will die alone, but at least I ain't no pedophile and I'll make damn sure the world knows it!"
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the same airwaves with the morning jocks making the Michael Jackson jokes are the same ones crying now. Hypocrites.
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Take that however you want.
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somebody better check up on her...ya know the rumors.
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there's room for jokes AND grief. Just don't disrespect a man who's too dead to defend himself. It's disgusting.
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but you touched us all.
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Now let's feel sorry for a paedophile, fuck the Iranians
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he couldn't have been all bad. He was definitely an oddball, but that's not illegal. I didn't care for him myself, but they didn't prove he was a molester. Hell if I had hundreds of millions, and could shut up a false accuser for $25 million I might consider it. If he really did it though it was worse than geting away with murder. Who knows?
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Im doing it right now buddy! OH YEA!
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every one of the 30.000 children that starve to death every day could one day have become a great artist. but they don't. because sick, insanely rich people horde their money (= food) all over the world.
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...I say that MJ is the greatest there ever was!
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No. wait. It was my cock.
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Just that. Rest in Peace.
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It's a problem. We're working on that. Unfortunately I don't know any of those people and I want to live a life where I'm not crippled by things I can't control. Think Global, act Local, buddy.
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actual msnbc headline
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I USED TO BE A SPY
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I just can't handle any more tragedy. 1st, Farrah Fawcet, then MJ, and now the size of your miniscule dick. Please, put it away!
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Jun 25, 2009 8:56:48 PM CDT
Grippy, I WOULD GO BANKRUPT BEFORE I WOULD PAY ONE DIME
by irrelevntelefant
ON FALSE MOLESTATION CHARGES! I would rather have only my name and reputation. It was hush money, plain and simple.
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And I'm not saying that as an insult. He was someone with a lot of problems, not the least of which may have been a weird, non-existant childhood. I always felt -- this is just a possible opinion of mine -- that his comments about it being ok to sleep in a bed with children is ok, because he didn't do anything sexual with them. He was weird, maybe even disturbed, but I don't think he was an actual child molester. I think we should feel bad for the guy. We'll probably hear some weird circumstances behind this death, eventually.
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I would go back and kill hitler (maybe Stalin too), see Jesus, and get MJ help before he had issues. Man he would have taken over the world if he never changed himself and dealt with the kiddies.
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all songs that have and will affect people for the better, forever.
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Also played alongside David Lee Roth & Axl Rose. The two biggest wankers on the planet.
That just means they have low standards. -
(dead, dead - really, really dead)
You know I’m dead, I’m dead - you know it
(dead, dead - really, really dead)
You know I’m dead, I’m dead - come on, you know
(dead, dead - really, really dead)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Who’s dead ...
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and he asks the dumbass reporter who provided the photo and she goes "i'd have to ask my producer Larry."
King fires back 'Ok, great reporting there."
Dumbass -
you aren't rich. You don't have a bunch of people controlling your life and money, so who's to say what you would do in that scenario. What can you prove he did, exactly, again?
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I mean, I don't care, but if you're failing at being funny, at least make the words relatively relevant
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MJ WAS THE SHIT!
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Jun 25, 2009 9:03:16 PM CDT
Grippy, go help OJ on the golf course find the killer
by irrelevntelefant
I know myself well enough to know EXACTLY what I would do in that situation.
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and just replaced a word. Accuracy was not a high priority. But thanks for caring.
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you may have a point.
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Jun 25, 2009 9:06:18 PM CDT
You hear about famous people all the time disproving
by irrelevntelefant
frivolous lawsuits. He certainly had enough money that if he wanted to prove his innocence, he could have afforded it and still had millions in the bank.
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OJ's case was a clear mistrial. Not the same as having some gold digger accuse some rich manchild publicly of molestation, then take a payoff AND THEN NOT PRESS CHARGES! To be clear, they took money over justice for their son. What the fuck planet are you living on where that isn't a crazy indicator that they are lying? And when did it become an amazing surprise that rich people use money to avoid dealing with EVERYTHING? Jesus! You still haven't shown me any proof that he fingered anyone, not even his own wife! Get lost!
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If MJ really was molesting a kid, that kid would be the best molested kid on earth. MJ would fly him out to his own private scale replica ewok village in the carribean, they would ride minibikes all day, and make tender love all night. Then the kid would go home with an Nintendo AND a Power Glove, like 10,000 bucks, and a monkey. WTF is so bad about any of that?
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"n. A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people."
No favors to be won here people. It's over. The wicked witch of the west is dead. Probably offed herself on sleeping pills and Jesus Juice. Good riddance and good night you poor nutter...Meh. -
maybe casey anthony didn't kill her daughter maybe madoff just made a stupid accounting mistake maybe Bush II was the greatest president EVER maybe 9/11 WAS just a freak accident maybe richard simmon IS straight maybe Battlefield Earth is our generations Lawrence of Arabia maybe Elvis is alive maybe, just maybe Santa Claus exists (prove he doesn't)
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now you're just being a nutbag. Go start a blog or something.
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Hey! He IS!!! OMG!!!
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Yep, the family accepted the money. Yep, it makes them scumbags. Coincidently, it makes them very RICH scumbags. In your delusional mind, why exactly would a completely innocent man buy them off? Pay 20 million to end a trial that was already in the public domain? It couldn't possibly be perhaps to prevent the more damaging, intimate details of the depositions coming out, eh? Because after all, all innocent people have no desire to be exonerated, and only want to pay up. I know if I was falsely accused of being a pedophile my first instinct would be to pay the family involved! You fucking dumbass.
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We'll miss you!
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what good is a Nintendo without Super Mario Bros. 3?
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Let me just copy and paste what Skynetbauxi said: "5 seconds ago, a little kid in africa died of starvation. oh, and just now, another one. and you know what? while you're reading this, another one is drawing its last breath. and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM should be as important as the one black kid that's gonna be on EVERY FUCKING FRONT PAGE today. why doesn't it say "30.000 kids starved yesterday" on the front page of every paper EVERY FUCKING DAY? because that would be the truth. and we don't want to hear that." FUCKING RIGHTS!!!
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The only thing he impressed me with was what I consider to be the greatest music video ever made...THRILLER! Between Jackson, Rick Baker and Director John Landis, a timeless epic was created. There was nothing quite like smoking a nice bowl of good weed, munching on some Domino's pizza and watching Michael and the zombies rock the world. THAT is what I'll always remember him for...not his weird ass antics and his increasingly ghoulish looks...just THRILLER!
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Jesus!!
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but SMB3 is the DEFINITIVE powerglove game, lol.
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a bad name. Good riddance!
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Do you understand what a payoff is? The whole idea of a payoff is YOU PAY THE FAMILY OFF SO THEY DON'T PRESS CHARGES- WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENED. MJ paid the family, and they didn't press charges, that's how a payoff works. And yes, they took money over justice. Watch CNN for 24 hours straight, you'll see families do a lot worse for a lot less.
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Try that boneheaded, sarcastic argument in court, without using any real evidence. "Maybe Michael didn't molest children. And maybe Santa Claus exists." Let me know how that works out.
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We have a legal system where once someone is found not guilty, then they are NOT GUILTY. If we try to circumvent this system it will collapse. The rule of law depends on a judge and jury finding for or against something. So OJ is innocent of murder as well as Jackson of molestation. That's it. In my opinion, they both are shady characters who have lived in such a way that suspicion will always be there. Just to be tried is the legal version of an Oscar nomination. You only get one of those if you make a good film, and you only go to trial if there is evidence against you. But they are not winners of the Murder or Molestation Oscars. They were just nominated for it. As an old punk from the mid-80's, I really couldn't ever bring myself to give a fuck about MJ. But as an adult I find I like the Motown stuff. There's really great grooves there. That's the Michael Jackson I'll remember, not the mallrat worshiped evil from my youth.
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Aside from a child's sworn statement, which could easily have been a lie.
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someone go check on Fred Savage and make sure he's at least still breathing. we can't lose the Sav too, goddamnit!
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THE HOFF!!!!
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None of those starving kids sang Thriller. Sorry. Famous people get remembered, no one else does. None of us here invented that practice, it's as old as history. Suck it up. Or better yet, get a gun and go to eritrea or a bag of food and go feed some Africans, instead of acting like you are telling us all some shit we don't know. Or better yet, don't breed!
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Because this TB is moving fast! Check this out! It's funny as fuck!!!!!!!!!!
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=3o8rdNR5tmE
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Jun 25, 2009 9:23:38 PM CDT
not guilty does not mean innocent... it means not PROVEN beyond
by bunger!
... In fact our legal system requires that even if a person appears to have PROBABLY done a crime, but there is a reasonable possibility that there is an innocent explanation, the accused must be found NOT GUILTY. That is, even if he most likely did it, he is treated as though he had not! It's a good system for a flawed universe like ours-- better that 10 guilty men go free than that 1 suffer unjust prosecution, and all that-- but don't fool yourself: no legal system has EVER found that OJ or Jackson were INNOCENT.
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I just thought he was a nut. Maybe he was a pedophile, maybe not, but the dude was definitely weird.
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Now put yourself in the father's shoes. Your kid says MJ fingered him. MJ wants to pay you to not pursue justice? Am I to understand that YOU WOULD TAKE A PAYOFF YOU SCUMBAG? Wow, accidental caps but I'm keepin them.
So try really hard to follow my logic here dude. WHAT PARENT WHO WASNT MAKING THE WHOLE THING UP WOULD TAKE MONEY OVER JUSTICE? IT WAS ALL A LIE AND MJ THREW MONEY AT IT TO MAKE IT GO AWAY, THIS IS NOT A NEW THING. What is new, is using your kid as a means of making cash and smearing a fallen icon. -
except instead of killing stalin, I'd stop Tsar Alexander 2 from being killed, hopefully stopping the commies from tearing Russia apart.
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"Get yo white ass outta heah shamoan!"
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the woman every boy wanted to fuck, then the man who wanted to fuck every boy!!!
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Im outta here. I'm drunk now and I hate you all. Except MJ. Thats my nigga
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Jun 25, 2009 9:29:37 PM CDT
can we NOW get a Tim Burton-directed Caption EO film
by jackknifed_juggernaut
made? starring Depp and Bonham-Carter (naturally).
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will seem creepier now.
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Jun 25, 2009 9:30:35 PM CDT
AyatollahSexyBack -You asslicking Persian cleric loving, Jew ha
by liberal_warrior
You give all Talkbacker's a bad name. Why don't you just swallow a diseased goat dick.
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Actually, I think MJ abdicated before 1990. I have no idea who has been in charge since then.
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but yes MAN IN THE MIRROR fucking rules.
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stay the night alone with him? (I know you'll answer yes in the TB because to do otherwise would expose the limit to which you would really defend him) I don't question his talent. OJ was talented as shit on the football field, doesn't mean he didn't kill 2 people Just because if you had millions and were put in his situation, you would payoff a family that was falsely accusing you of being a PEDOPHILE.... well, that's you I wouldn't return sunglasses to OJ's girlfriend and I wouldn't let my kid alone with Michael (and I felt that way long before I had a kid).
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...didn't you understand? Oh, wait, you just want to give yourself a technicality to justify condemning a dead man based solely on flimsy allegations in order to make you feel like you're a worthwhile person. Carry on.
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Crazy loser molester schizo freak. I am sure he was a tortured soul. Unfortunately, despite a vast fortune and access to top Psychiatric care, he descended into depravity and tortured other more innocent souls along the way. Hope this is the last goddamn story I will ever have to hear about this individual.
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and I'll get to sucking.
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to defend himself with.
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to defend himself with.
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Sky Saxon of the 60s band The Seeds. "Can't Seem To Make You Mine" and "Pushin' Too Hard" are early psych-garage gems (from the Nuggets box set).
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Jun 25, 2009 9:35:12 PM CDT
George Lucas rapes our childhood, we give him $.. MJ rapes
by yackbacker
little boys' childhoods and he gives them money. At least Jackson was classy that way. Lucas... man does that guy suck.
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He was at his home.
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pale, blond and blue eyed aryan kids....
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It's gonna be a Michael Jackson music nite, with some good weed, some Thriller, Beat It, Off the Wall, Man in the Mirror, Smooth Criminal, etc. Damn Michael has some kickass music!!
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Based on your contributions to this talkback, I wouldn't let my kids stay the night with you, either. I guess this proves you're a child molester! THE PROSTITUTION RESTS, UR HONER!
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MJ: "Ok."
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Yeah. I was first. I know I'm a douche for doing the firster thing on such an important news article. I also have a small penis if that makes you feel better...
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Abe Vigoda will outlive everyone!! All hail the great Abe Vigoda!!
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I'm glad the courts assume one is innocent until proven guilty, but that doesn't mean one is innocent in real life. Period. Jackson was probably a pedophile. His own statements come way way too close to admitting it for anyone to overlook.... So I understand what innocent until proven guilty means perfectly well-- and I understand that in the real world, that don't mean shit.
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Jun 25, 2009 9:38:11 PM CDT
AyatollahSexyBack - I always knew you were a goat fukker
by liberal_warrior
A fukken Jew Hating, TB stalking, no life-low life. Enjoy the goat dick.
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...buys a lot of cream to salve the sore ass, along with the desires for justice. What the fuck are you tripping on? That family was money grubbing from the start, they had to be to be ok with MJ having their kid stay overnight unsupervised in the first place. You're surprised they took the 20 mill when it was offered to drop the case? And why wouldn't an innocent man want himself exonerated? Give me a break. He was never convicted thanks to his money buying himself out of a jail cell. Ask yourself if you'd be so willing to believe in the 'innocence' of a 40-odd year old guy accused of the same allegations, who then inexplicably paid off the accuser who promptly dropped the case - if they weren't famous. Face it, the only reason you want to believe he's inncoent is because he's famous, and you liked him as an artist on some level. Any other middle aged guy in the same boat and you'd probably be in the front of the crowd lobbing stones.
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the "victims" parents sued him in civil court, which means they were only after money...had i let my child stay overnight with MJ, i would try to get in him prison, not just some coin. in 2003, he was charged again but was found NOT GUILTY. thats it. the only thing i blame him for is putting himself in that position. hes a man child whos been at the center of attention for 80% of his life. i DO blame the parents for even letting their children spend the night with him...fucking leeching opportunists.
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You most certainly do NOT speak for all talkbackers. No fucking way. Michael Jackson was a parasie. The children he paid women to pretend were his are better off now.
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Jun 25, 2009 9:40:11 PM CDT
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT SET LIB WARRIOR OFF ON ME?
by ayatollahsexyback
You like Michael Jackson THAT much?
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... except insofar as it is an interesting "eye of the beholder" philosophical exercise. And we all know he did it.
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Cause wow, you people scare the shit out of me sometimes.
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Because he just fucked Farrah today.
Seriously how do we have a polarizing talkback about someone's death? Although I admit I can't believe I felt as affected by his death. I was so disgusted with him yesterday. Today, I don't know I grew up with Thriller. It weird. -
Not that I doubted it. I love these people saying "You're being disrespectful of Jackson" or "innocent until proven guilty." Right, I'm sorry, the psycho kid toucher with an unlimited amount of funds deserves our respect because he bought his way out of every jam he ever faced. The guy was living off of a period of about 12 years of truly inspired work for decades thereafter. Was he talented? Unbelievably so. But he morphed into a creature, unrecognizable and truly disturbed. If only he was a member of the 27 club (along with Hendrix, Joplin and Cobain). Maybe then he would have been spared his disgrace.
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From the Sun: An Emergency Room source at UCLA hospital said Jackson aides told medics he had collapsed after an injection of potent Demerol — similar to morphine.
A Jacko source said: “Shortly after taking the Demerol he started to experience slow shallow breathing.
“His breathing gradually got slower and slower until it stopped.
“His staff started mouth-to-mouth and an ambulance was called which got there in eight minutes “Butfound he was in full respiratory arrest, no breathing and no pulse. They started full CPR and rushed him to hospital.
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OJ has a history of violence and they have numerous calls to 911 of nicole crying saying that shes been beaten again. hes threatened her on numerous occasions. MJ not the same..basically an extortion case if you ask me..BTW, HELL NO would i let my children spend the night with another grown man...but thats just me..
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Jun 25, 2009 9:42:29 PM CDT
AyatollahSexyBack - this is why. I'll re-post my earlier post
by liberal_warrior
All screaming and crying about him being a paedo or pedo or whatever the fuk. Your all a buncha fukken whiny azz 'lookit at me' pieces of multicolored constipated monkey shite/shit! Where the fuk was/is the outrage for convicted paedo/pedo's? Where the fuk is the outrage and sympathy for children who are molested every fukken day? Why the fuk do you save it simply for this TB? And don't fukken tell me that it is because no other TB's talk about child molesters accused or otherwise, because every last black rhino fukked one of you has taken TB's about one subject and ranted about completly different things. So if any of you truly felt such fukken outrage about paedo/pedo's you fukken kept it giant fukken secret until now when you can spew you own brand of hatred.
I aint fukken defendin a child molester - accused or otherwise. And talent does not excuse behavior. But I fukken hate jackasses whose only purpose in life is to post why you hate someone or something because it is convenient and popular, but in reality you don't give a fuk other than 'lookit me I'm bashing that paedo!'
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but just wanted to humor your one-note insult.
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Despite reports earlier today that Jeff Goldblum's death was an internet hoax, AP is NOW reporting that Jeff Goldblum has, in fact, ACTUALLY died! Tragic. www. apnews .com/oddgolblumdeath
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you're a fucking loon? Ok.
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C'mon, does anybody actually believe that he wasn't giving miniature cock rubs? Honestly? Would you let him babysit your kids? I thought not.
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Sorry, had to say it
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families were only in it for the money too when they sued OJ in civil court (after OJ was acquitted by a jury of morons). And even if they were hunting for money, Jackson paid them! As a public figure whose reputation is his livelihood, you'd think he'd want to demolish anyone who would seek to tarnish his image. He certainly could have afforded the lawyers to fight the charges. I call bullshit, MJ was a sick bastard.
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Just so the people who are busy talking court cases & politics & making this TB huge, can see.
Chill out & see the REAL Micheal Jackson, as he really was, without the hype.
Fuckin hilarious! Remove the spaces.
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=3o8rdNR5tmE
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Jun 25, 2009 9:46:10 PM CDT
AyatollahSexyBack - the fact you had to 'go on record'
by liberal_warrior
Proves that you do indeed suck a mean goat dick. Billy Goat Gruff has you on speed dial. Yackbacker - you want some too?
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The tin foil would be on and tightly wound around a shaven skull right now... But as it is its still wax paper only...
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What's that noise you say? That's the sound of little boys all over the world breathing a collective sigh of relief. Now there's no chance they'll be seduced with petting zoos, amusement parks rides, and Bubbles the chimp to go on sleep-overs at MJ's place where they'll be liquored up and forced to look at porn and do God knows what else to that sick fuck. Sure The King of Pop once made some great music and entertained us all with some amazing dance moves, etc. but all that is overshadowed by his sickening personal behavior. Just like O.J. got off but most of America and the world knows he did it, most rational people know that Jackson molested/raped young boys. R.I.P. Michael? More like B.I.H. (Burn In Hell!)
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When did that happen?
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Just please, for God's sake, tell me Jeff Goldblum is alive.
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i wouldnt let ANY man watch my kids..so what is that telling you about the parents of those children..they KNEW what they were doing....taking advantage of an innocent man-child and exploiting their OWN FUCKING CHILDREN!!!!
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Goodbye to the King of Pop. You were an amazing talent, a true giant of music. Deepest condolences to Jackson's children, family, friends and fans.
Oh, and as this is AICN, (and for once this is actually appropriate):
FUCK THE HATERS -
One of the challenges of the printed medium is infering the proper "tone" to the text; the challenges multiply greatly when the author of that text is unfamiliar and undisciplined. Therefore it is understandable that you may misread the tone of all us "haters" out here-- it may help to picture us, beverage in hand and kicked back on the couch in our underwear, giggling to ourselves at the juvenalia of our postings... That is, you need to understand that most of us are very much goofing around here, and don't ACTUALLY care. We are riffing, dude! Lighten up, jesus!
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The parents for pimping the kids, MJ for being the john. Courts don't mete out justice, just settlements. Come on, the guy was 45, 50 sleeping with children. That's unacceptable, to say the least.
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The parents are fucking scum. But doing that to Jackson was like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey, so to speak.
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me and jeff are sipping margs by the pool in TJ..its cool. you wanna ask him any questions?
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except a self inflicted shotgun
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i waaaaas first and you were nooooot! i don't care that i have a small penis!
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As someone previously said in a TB, there's not one drop of his DNA in those kids... wait-
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Since the Islamic Revolution of 09 started baby!
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knowing that "Thriller 2" will never be filmed. . . however, expect a cameo of Michael Jackson in the director's cut of "Zombieland"
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Close this TB down, the guy was a fucking clown. End of line.
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YOU JERKS!!!
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...he was acquitted of the charges. And thankfully, here in the real world, the rule of law trumps all of your tabloid-gleaned "we all know he did it" bullshit. Until you show me the pictures of MJ knuckle deep in your rectum (don't lie, it's OBVIOUS from your own statements in this forum that you were molested, it's nothing to be ashamed about... we all KNOW it's true) I will assume that you're just another troll trying to inflate his own sense of worth by pissing on a famous person's grave.
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difference with OJ is that you cant try a man twice for the same crime..that is why they took him to civil court where they found him "liable" for their deaths..BIG DIFF--they went for prison first ad then money...MJ's accusor's went for the gold first.
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Are you near getting your stash of blow for the 25,000 post Twilight sequel talkback yet? Me and Conti are closing fast.
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The media has made Michael look like a pedophile weirdo and you fucks just listen to them like sheep. Sure he was a little weird. Maybe even a freak. But in the end we're all a little fucked up by our past or childhoods. That doesn't erase what we achieve in our lives. He was accused of child molestation the first time and claimed he paid the family off because he was instructed by his lawers that a trail would damage his career. Well it did anyway and we will never know if it was true or not but I know true loving parents wouldn't just take a check and pretend their son wasn't raped. And he was found not guilty the second time. So just like how the media has forced garbage like Paris Hilton's celebrity status in our faces they called him something he was never convicted or proven of just because he doesn't fit in our image driven society. You bitches rather remember him for here say than all of the actual proven good he has done for unfortunate children as well as being a music icon. We will never know what happened in those shady moments but for fuck sakes if your going to insult the man at least be original with it and make decisions without following the media like droids.
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he's the only reason i watch Law & Order: CI every other week.
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you know you're talented. Michael Jackson was an incredibly gifted icon. I could give a fuck about his personal life. He gave great us great entertainment. James Cameron is a crazy asshole but I love his movies. You'll be missed.
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DAMNIT HARRY, IT'S NEEDED!!!!
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I don't give a flying purple assed baboon fuk what you do in your basement.
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Jun 25, 2009 9:54:29 PM CDT
If Goldblum is really dead I give up on this game called life
by stuntcock mike
Fuck it.
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I know that he was acquitted. yay! I think that was probably the right result, legally. He still probably actually was a dangerous child molester. I mean, that is, in the real world. Not the world of legal facts. All I'm saying dude!
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MJ has the peter pan syndrome..he still thinks hes a boy..im not trying to excuse his behavior but there was something definitley wrong with him..some big childhood regression...he never really had a childhood.
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Perez Hilton will be starring as LaToya Jackson, and Haley Joel Osment will play Jackson's child, "Blanket"
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too bad most of you are way off topic...
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too bad most of you are way off topic...
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That's just devilish! It's ignorant! you have doodoo in your souls!
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I now have closure.
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Sometimes I admonish myself.
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ITS TICKING DOWN FOR YOU ALL
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not tonight..jus not in the mood..id probably wander off and put HUMAN NATURE on repeat and cry myself to sleep. i will drink some wine spritzers though..isnt that what MJ alledgedly gave to the children..rat bastards.
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In a perfect world that would have been the head line
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... I can't conceive how I concluded that you both care so much about my opini-- oh, wait, that's right, because you intentionally engaged me in a conversation. Which means you DO care!! awwwwww, shucks!
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Totally agree, old friend. I'm actually shocked (shocked!) by the outpouring of adoration for this crazy pedo. I don't deny his groundbusting talent back in his day, but he definitely morphed into something that should've been locked in a mental hospital if only for his own good. Not to mention he was surrounded by parasites who enabled him.
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To discover this sad shocking news reading a Transformers 2 talkback here in AICN, heh. Thriller, Billie Jean and Beat It ruled my childhood too. I recorded a whole tape with only Thriller mixes. Vincent Price's voice was da shit... I think Prince Roger Nelson was the better artist, but MJ and Quincy Jones, together, they were the Kings of the Awesomeland.
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Jun 25, 2009 9:57:31 PM CDT
a world without Goldblum is a world i want no part of.
by jackknifed_juggernaut
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Q: What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Boys pants half-off
Q: What did the woman say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
A: "Excuse me sir, you're in my sun!"
Q: Where did Michael Jackson go to pick up dates?
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Way to go, Hulk!
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Jon killed her back! Children win!
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spend the night with YOUNG BOYS? please, defenders, tell me what that says....
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My God, I heard him on the radio on the way home, on 2 different stations and his ass got to a CNN studio before MJ's body got cold.
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Where did that come from? Jackson himself. His PR people.
My Grandad worked down a fucking mine when he was a kid. He'd be under the ground in filthy, dangerous conditions, working for next to nothing, from morning 'til night. THAT'S not having a childhood. Fuck, compared to some people, I didn't have much of a childhood.
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Jun 25, 2009 10:01:44 PM CDT
if he had peter pan syndrome, then he probably just
by irrelevntelefant
thought he was playing kid doctor. I never said I thought he fucked them, I'm just saying there were heads turning and coughing at some point during the sleepover...
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I can help you with that.
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first?
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the return of the Jeffersons!!!
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WORLD HUNGER ENDED
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We're not gonna clash over this my friend, I do see your point about MJ being a totally maladjusted guy. He sure needed counseling, and a clean break from his abusive father.
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That's just devilish! It's ignorant!
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Ugh, imagine when REAL news happens!
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Is this the end of the line?
Of the talkback, that is.
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Goodbye Michael Jackson. Your music is your legacy.
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Goodbye Michael Jackson. Your music is your legacy.
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this TB is zooming faster than MJ getting into PJs.
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Gotcha. Listen, I'm just yankin' yer chain (OMG molestur!) but I wanted to try to inject some kind of perspective here... reinforcing this kind of gossip (and unless you have proof, that's ALL it is) doesn't right any wrongs, it won't protect any kids from being hurt, it ONLY gives you a false sense of moral superiority for smearing shit on a complete stranger's reputation... while clearly demonstrating to the rest of the world that your sense of self worth depends on shameless posturing and dragging someone down into the shit rather than doing anything to actually rise above it. All I'm saying dude!
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There are like thousands of posts on this page alone about Michael Jackson for a reason. Whether you say you hate him or you love him or whatever, you are thinking about him, he is on your mind.
He did a lot of good things for people and raised money for the poor and hungry and sick. We should appreciate the things he did. He had his drawbacks and yet never convicted of anything wrong whatsoever..So, we all have been influenced by him. Like it or not.
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bad--pretty good song--awesome video by snorty scorsesethe way you make me feel--i walked down the aisle to this song..not really though, but still an awesome song..catchyspeed demon--dont think this has lyrics..cant remember.liberian girl--saw the video for this today..fucking steve guttenberg and just about every other 80s star is in it..is that lou diamond phillips?just good friends--no thanksanother part of me--yep..back to the good stuff.man in the mirror--this sons still gets to me..if you hate this song, you have no souli just cant stop loving you--still recovering from the previous song, but hold on tight cause here comes...dirty diana--shit yeah!!!rocks my nuts.smooth criminal--just a great song, great vid...even pesci couldnt derail it.leave me alone--awesome..i remember this video when MJ dancing with the elephant man, and bubbles is climbing around the jetcar thingy..nice..a nice little fuck you to the paparazzi.i miss my youth.
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does not die of anal cancer, but a great woman does
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Jun 25, 2009 10:07:43 PM CDT
I laugh at some of you trying so hard to be cruel...
by hollywoodhellraiser
with the jokes and comments but you can tell its all forced.I see some trying so hard to inject venom in their comments and its just all coming off so very sad.I know its hard to man up for some of you guys but you might as well face it, MJ was a great entertainer and singer!Its just a very sad day for the hundreds of millions of fans of MJ.
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All I'm saying
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Well, you did open that door, now didn't you?
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Jun 25, 2009 10:10:15 PM CDT
it says that said grown man truly believed he was
by jackknifed_juggernaut
Peter Pan, vowing never to grow up.
listen, i don't think anyone is asserting that MJ was anything less than looney, but that doesn't mean that the guy molested all those children. maybe his psyche really was fractured/stunted as a child due to Joe's relentless demands, among other things. maybe children were the only people he could relate to and/or felt comfortable around. who's to say? all *i* know is that when tried for the crime you all are accusing him of committing, he was found NOT GUILTY. and seeing as how i (like you) wasn't there the night in question; nor do i (again, like you) possess evidence to the contrary, i'll take that ruling as proper. -
police are looking into the cause of jacko's death,will they blame it on the sunshine? the moonlight? the goodtimes or as we all suspect was it the boogie
Jokes aside,he is a legend.Biggest funeral in popular music since Elvis.Rest in peace Jacko you were the shit for quite some time -
Earth is now defenseless. Fuck!!!
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another piece of bs thrust into the media he created neverland as a pedo paradise that is what pedo's do...have homes with lots of cool toys to lure children i have peter pan syndrome...i fucking refuse to grow up...that is why i come here everyday but shit, you wont see me spending hour after hour with kids, or putting strange ones on my lap...or sleeping with them he was a freak...and im glad he is dead and now a prayer dear god, you have now kille mj...could you send your wrath onto that evil fuck dick cheney? amen
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to separate California from the rest of the continent. The news coverage on this is going to be nauseating.
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Now I'm free to embrace my Peter Pan syndrome. Hello boys.
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Not the parents of the kid. It is entirely the DA's decision to pursue criminal charges. AND the civil case didn't get settled until after Jackson was acquitted in the criminal trial. Get your facts straight, please. We're professionals here.
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of the GOVENATOR with an iron fist!!!
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Including that fucking loon Liberal_Warrior.
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NOT JEFFF!!!!
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but there was an aquittal because the family declined to move forawrd..or were scared to, whatever.. then they went for the money..but yes, it is the DA who moves forward...which is why chris brown is behind bars right now with all that evidence...oh wait.
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You have doodoo in your soul! That's just ignorant!
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greatest Goldblum line...EVER!
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And the prize for the stupidest phrase of the night goes to Yackbacker. You get one night with Farrah Fawcett. No refunds.
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into the asschin hall of fame
even though it was surgically enhanced
that's a world class asschin
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Who thought he was a kid, wouldn't have the awareness to tell people that's what it was. He'd think it was normal.
What he did, was basically explain his actions as being a syndrome, (through his PR people) & that way he could live in any twisted, fucked up way he wanted.
He was a man, with a man's IQ. You could see that in the Bashir interview. Batshit crazy, but a man, nonetheless.
I work in Japan, where children spend 98% of their time studying. I'm sure in the third world, most kids are working by the age of 5.
If people turned out weird because they "didn't have a childhood", half the world would be as fucked up as Jackson was.
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Jun 25, 2009 10:20:13 PM CDT
SCOOB1978 - YACKBACKER'S "PROFESSIONALS" LINE IS AN INSIDE JOKE
by ayatollahsexyback
Clearly you're outside.
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Ahhi remember the college days. My first class was talkbacking 101. Now i can truly say ive grown into a professional talkbacker
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Did I hear NAMBLA has called for all erections to be at half mast tomorrow?
Yeah.
Did I wonder as they tried to resusitate MJ, if a priest had been called to wave an altar boy over him to get some kind of reaction?
Yeah, again
But then I remembered he is the same age I am. I remembered seeing him on Ed Sullivan. I remembered seeing "Ben" and the start of his solo career. I remember the start of MTV and how most of the really decent videos were made by Michael Jackson. I remembered Off the Wall and Thriller. I remembered Captain EO. I remembered hearing about how his life was walled in by tabloids and family problems. I remembered sad I felt for him and how disappointed I felt when accusations started. This was someone I never knew, but I grew up with. Where his life shriveled and collapsed under the weight of his personal demons, mine has improved slowly and constantly. I have been luckier than he, so perhaps I should also be kinder to him.
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i cant just go to the DA and say ASB or Stuntcock Mike is molesting my children..there needs to be evidence? no i dont want him to go to jail. no i dont want this all over the media..i just want the money..no? ok nevermind DA, we dont want to testify. 3 weeks later--hey we are gonna take you to civil court now.my point is, if there was ANY evidence, he wouldve gone to jail..look at phil spector, that gollum looking muthafucker..hes gonna die there.
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This is some world class cannon fodder right here, ripe for the picking, and yet this talkback seems to be running out of steam.
I expect this talkback to be above 2,000 posts by dawn.
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Jun 25, 2009 10:21:10 PM CDT
Jeff Goldblum AND Christian Bale have already volunteered
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their services as pallbearers for Jackson's funeral. yes. dude was THAT legend.
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Is there a FAQS for this site or something?
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Billy G. Goat says you do it for free- sideways. He wants you to call him. He says you know just how a goat likes it.
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That he had a heart attack when the Sprouse twins said they were down for a threesome?
In all seriousness, music would never be what it is today without Michael Jackson. It doesn't matter what he did in his private life. He was one of, if not the greatest performer of all time. It's a sad day for music and entertainment. -
He struck again!
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ha!!! that aint professional..
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I was talkbacking at the time. Ask anyone.
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he would be in prison...america dont take childfucking lightly..racism is apparently ok (in film) but you cant fuck the kids.
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gimme some money!
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Okay sure. Let me call the goat. How about the rhino? He in for a menage? Give me his number. Twice fukked motard, et cetera etc..
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I'm gonna fuck my my dog & make it lick my balls. It's ok. It's just my snoopy syndrome.
Scoob1978, you need to be more professional. Nevermind what Jacko did to you as a kid, it's over.
It's in your anal cavity, but also the past.
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What a sad day. I am in complete and utter shock. May God bless his soul. Utter shock. Michael will forever be the greatest.
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but i cant get MJ outta my head...gotta pull through this..i cant shake him!pull up! pull up!no im all right!SOUND OF IMPACT.
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Jun 25, 2009 10:28:35 PM CDT
This just in--Michael Jackson died from food poisoning
by thelordofhell
He ate a 9 year-old weiner.
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HIStory was his favorite album!
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very afluent and popular star being found guilty? Anyone? Defenders? Bueller? guilty found innocent? you could toss a rock in LA and hit one.
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The Black Rhino wouldn't fuck you with a diseased camel's dick. But the goat says you already know his number. Pukker up fukker
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one of the kids turns 40 and starts remembering stuff in detail, that's how it usually goes. Or maybe they won't, just saying.
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i dont get it...why would an innocent man be found guilty? is that what you asked?
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he'll lift that 50 year old corpse by himself, with one hand tied behind his fucking back.
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NONCE in the history of braindead celebrity gossip.
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Regretting what Jacko did to me? It bought me my corvette? I'll do my best to shed my Amateur status.
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Seriously, Harold.
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i could describe MJ's dick..and ive never even seen it.
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..to get away with groping little boys. You apologist are just pathetic. I won't waste time with ad homenim attacks, as it's too much typing. Innocent people DO NOT pay that much money to avoid a court trial. That's witness payoff money. I hope that family will now bring out the truth of what happened, now that he's gone. Let's also hope his kids turn out about 100 times better now that they don't have such a freakish influence in their lives.
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inspite of what you're thinking ,of your love for yourself....this one is bigger than you Harry...god bless genious like this and not a media dictator like you...anyway...ciao
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do we really wanna go there? if GOD has a problem with MJ groping little boys, he should take it up with HIS catholic church first. end of line.
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jews rock.
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but if the man was innocent he could have proved that beyond doubt. He was shrewd as fuck, and knew buying these people off was the only way to save face with the public.
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Heeeeeeeee heeeeee!!! Shamoana
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in the afterlife for that freak pretending to defile the real Kings daughter. He'll make him eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches for all eternity.
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Jun 25, 2009 10:37:04 PM CDT
Scoob, one only needs to accept the light of Bale into
by jackknifed_juggernaut
their otherwise dark souls, and that fuckin' amateur status will be shed pronto. just... don't walk in front of said light. the Bale doesn't take too kindly to that.
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You don't have the talent for ad hominem attacks. But if you disagree with the Warrior - just try and Bring it. Fukker.
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I really need a new line from you. If you pay me I'll write you some.
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do people in the spotlight actually think they can get away with stuff??
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Geez...all 3 broadcast networks had "specials" on. CBS went with Michael Jackson; ABC and NBC went with Farrah Fawcett. My wife wanted to watch, so I sat through an hour of tripe and hype. The dude had some talent, but he was definitely from Bizarro world. Hell, he LOOKED like a Bizarro. Sorry he died...I'm older than he was...but after all the tears and bullshit, he was just plain WRONG. M'kay?
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LIBERAL WARRIOR needs food badly. LIBERAL WARRIOR is about to die.
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Is he saying that American women aren't good enough? Fucking traitor.
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"This just in--Michael Jackson died from food poisoning"....
"He ate a 9 year-old weiner."
Absolute fucking quality.
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yu watch part 2 of NJ reunion? gonna see it tomm. we watched dateline.
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Jun 25, 2009 10:41:25 PM CDT
and the award for most cryptic post in the tb goes to
by jackknifed_juggernaut
juanmaminx! congrats kid. pick up your $15 gift card to the Sizzler in the back.
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but I have no effin clue what I'm being attacked for. That's a problem for me.
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old joke dude..i think its been posted earlier but just it was a 3 year weiner..no originality..they guy's "been fucking boys" for 15 years now, yu think they would have newer and better jokes.
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Jun 25, 2009 10:42:51 PM CDT
How about this one: ASB and SDB goat fuckin in a tree
by liberal_warrior
SDB -You lie down with goats you get what you deserve. Bring it
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Yes, and it totally confirms Jacqueline's split from Danielle. Danielle is certifiable. Her daughters will have severe problems in life. And it ends with a cliffhanger, which we'll have to scout blogs to find out what the fuck happened ...
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gonna have a dream about a moonwalking farrah fawcett. or a afro having angel. dunno.
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Why couldn't it have bee BAY!?! Someone get the Grim on the phone!
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At least change your name, you're making Libs look bad you fucking maniac.
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RIP Michael
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Something-something RHINO DICK! something-something CAMEL STD!...
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Who remebers the game where he ran around collecting children and made the bad guys dance until they blew up. It was a decent Rolling Thunder/Shinobi knock-off with some cool 16-bit versions of his tunes. The arcade version was even better. I think when he picked up Bubbles the Chimp he turned into a giant robot who shot lasers out of his eyes. Genesis does....what Nintendon't!
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yeah those kids are gonna be sluts..they know all about her sex life and the boys "just want your goodies". WTF?? engaged 19 fucking times! prostitute whore!!!i love it.
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Read the fukken post. I fukken hate grandstanders who only say how much they hate a certain individual or a certain issue when is is fashionable. Here is the post again. All screaming and crying about him being a paedo or pedo or whatever the fuk. Your all a buncha fukken whiny azz 'lookit at me' pieces of multicolored constipated monkey shite/shit! Where the fuk was/is the outrage for convicted paedo/pedo's? Where the fuk is the outrage and sympathy for children who are molested every fukken day? Why the fuk do you save it simply for this TB? And don't fukken tell me that it is because no other TB's talk about child molesters accused or otherwise, because every last black rhino fukked one of you has taken TB's about one subject and ranted about completly different things. So if any of you truly felt such fukken outrage about paedo/pedo's you fukken kept it giant fukken secret until now when you can spew you own brand of hatred. I aint fukken defendin a child molester - accused or otherwise. And talent does not excuse behavior. But I fukken hate jackasses whose only purpose in life is to post why you hate someone or something because it is convenient and popular, but in reality you don't give a fuk other than 'lookit me I'm bashing that paedo!' You fukken buncha motards
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e of incoherent shit today. Then I find out Michael Jackson died. I wonder if he saw this movie and felt ill. I am serious. Not kidding.
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Jun 25, 2009 10:48:11 PM CDT
goats are actually known to be quite lovable and gentle
by jackknifed_juggernaut
pets. there are worse animals to fuck, i suppose. like, say, an emu? now *that* would be some weird shit worthy of talkback ridicule.
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So does that make us even?
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i was making a guantlet ref and now im fucking goats? if i knew it was gonna be that kinda party, im gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
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Maybe more so. I hear Michael will rise at the Gerry, Indiana Chuck E Cheese this Sunday.
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LOL nite pal
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and then i tuned out...fill me in.
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Jun 25, 2009 10:50:31 PM CDT
NO CLASS FUCKS WHO POST FIRST! DURING AN OBIT POST SHOULD LAY IN
by eoneon
SO SAD 2 ICONS LOST W/IN A FEW HOURS APART. FUCK YOU JUVENILE FIRST POSTERS. I'LL BE THERE AT YOUR FUNERAL SHOUTING FIRST! YOU FUCKING ANAL DOUCHEBAGS!
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Poor ickle fing. You want to be called a goat fukker too dont choo?
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Sanford is the one man who I'm sure is glad MJ decided to kick the bucket this week, and push his sordid story off the news channels.
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you dont want to know how many times my wife and i rewound that part to decipher what the fuck shes saying...even with cc, it says indecipherable.
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Anyone shocked by this is really not paying attention.
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workers signed can get thrown out the window now.
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He's got childhood diddle trauma brought about by this talkback and he's blindly lashing out.
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I loved Thriller to death. At that time Michael still looked great - wild, exotic child - and that video still kicks ass. Man what a major major bummer. He gave a lot and put up with a lot...I hope he's finally in the beautiful fantasy land he obviously always craved, in which he finally gets to have a happy childhood...goodbye, Michael...see you on the flip side...
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...I'd put that sextape of your mom and me up on Youtube. Seriously, did you just go off your meds, or did you not see that I was making the EXACT same argument as you when I first posted to this TB? Or is it because I said I DIDN'T wish death on Cheney? Chill, win-ston...
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He would probably be the biggest celebrity icon of all time. What happened was he became a sideshow attraction, and now the curtain has fallen on the modern John Merick.
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Yeah, that second grader Mom insult really is pulling out the big guns. Whoo, I'm devastated. No, really. I am. Just in awe of your rhetorical talent. Boy howdy. You sure know how to hurt a guy with that laser wit of yours.
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Ed McMahon was the subject of the Weird Al song "Here's Johnny"/ Farrah Fawcett was a lyiric in the Weird Al parody "Ebay"/ Michael Jackson's work was parodied in "Eat It" and "Fat"
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Please don't tell me we're all arguing about Michael and calling each other names and insulting his legacy and... oh who am I kidding =(.
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Talent (which withered and died more than two decades ago), and the ability to still sell out some overhyped arena dates this summer because the coffers have been emptied by hush money, sycophants and the craving for Elephant Man bones cannot excuse this freak for the wrongs he committed. Shame on the parents who sent their children to his care, shame on those who have permitted him to screw up the lives and social skills of the three children he "fathered," and shame on the famous family that didn't put a stop to his self-mutilation years ago because they needed their gravy train to keep rolling. Both MJ and Papa Joe should have been made to roll around in barbed wire with Rock Hudson years ago.
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Good. Bring it you diseased piece of flying multicolored baboon shit!
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If he rose from the dead as a zombie and performed a well choreographed dance to Thriller. But that might be asking for a little too much, even from a performer of Michaels caliber. If such a place exists, and If he made it to such a Heaven, I would do ANYTHING to watch the fucking dance-off he has was himself in the body he would have from 20 years ago, plus Heaven-powers. My God. The dancing would be epic. Nobody moved like that man.
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It's true he was a great singer & dancer, but QJ was responsible for all the good music.
I've read before that MJ didn't like how much credit QJ got for the smash albums. Could be tabloid bs but considering he named himself the king of pop and refused to go to the MTV video awards unless they created some type of award for him (although he hadn't released any music that year), it seems likely.
QJ stopped working with MJ after Bad and the mass appeal went with him.
Looks to me like MJ went kinda nuts after Thriller's success and just drifted farther away from reality as time passed. Like Elvis, he had no one but ass kissers for company. There certainly wasn't anyone there to tell him to quit fucking up his nose, that there are limits to plastic surgery, and pedophilia (real or perceived) is bad.
I think most people would remember him fondly if one could regard everything after 1985 as an era where he was really too mentally ill to be harshly judged. But the reality is we can forgive eccentricity and volumes of crap music, but not ... well, you know.
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they can still get Obama to resurrect him
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Jun 25, 2009 11:06:06 PM CDT
libby, i'm curious... what is it with you and goats and
by jackknifed_juggernaut
multicolored feces? you have a pretty odd insult repertoire.
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Its FUCKING DISTRACTING to see those missing c's.
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he had a better chance of being found not-guilty. if he was innocent... like I said before, name ONE innocent, rich famous person that has been found guilty in court of a felony. It almost never happens (I say never cause I know someone will google and say "well, back in 1953, noted oil tycoon, Jack Mayhoffer, was found guilty of giving a reach around to 9 year old hispanic day laborer."
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Goats. Purple assed Baboons. Rampaging Black Rhinos. Diseased Camels. Dead Armadillos. Warthog raped Wildebeasts. Inbred Assed fukked Macaques. And any other animal's I care to incorporate along with their bodily functions. You want some?
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Honestly. I was just making a joke because I thought "rhino dick" was funny. I didn't think it would bind us together in epic TB combat, but I guess I should have known. FWIW I agree with your posts about not pissing on a dead person's grave just to make yourself look better in comparison. And I would suggest that it is okay to put the "C" and "I" back in "fucking" but hey man that's your business, I just post here.
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to watch. When Brokeback Mountain came out someone put together this great video of clips from the movie to Michael's song "Whatever Happens." I haven't watched it since Heath died. I think I'll watch it now. I can't get much more depressed.
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It has mostly been right wing nut jobs. But left wing nut jobs can get some as well. Along with Motards of every stripe.
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why didn't he call the feds. He was Michael Fucking Jackson. That family wasn't smart enough to outwit a fed sting operation. do you think if some teen girl made false accusations against Justin Timerlake, he would just fork over $20 million... fucking naive...
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Which is why you were spared any true TB combat. That was just a fly swat.
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Like Ricky Bobby,...I like baby Mike....
Sad,....he was super in the Wiz...and the QJ combo was he real stride.
But the whole air of possible child sex is just too damn much to ignore.
Plus the leeching family and Muslims hanging around him.
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whoever the hell he was personally, for people of my age, he was fucking elvis in his heyday.
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Jun 25, 2009 11:21:34 PM CDT
hey, lib, i actually agree with most of what you said
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in regards to MJ. it's the animal fixation and their accompanying bodily waste that kind of threw me off. oh, and your apparent hate of the letter "c." but i've no beef with you, guy. commence with the bashing of the odd-toed ungulates.
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What a great loss. His kiddie fiddling skills were unparalleled.
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I think AICN needs a talkback container for you, that says "Break glass in case of Coughlins_Law". NO OFFENSE, though! I don't think my shots are up to date.
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Smart boy.
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Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(ng)
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http://screwattack.com/AVGN/2009/ Moonwalker
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..it's up to Sunn O))) or Current 93 to claim the mantle now...
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To only be used in cases of extreme emergency against crazy conservatives, just like ebonic_plague said. Otherwise, he's biting everyone else he'd normally agree with in any political talkback.
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Let the circus begin. Step right up.
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I am
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If I disagree with someone, regardless if I agreed with them on other issues in the past, then they are apt to get gored. No exceptions.
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Can't beleive the number of sicko's on here...twice proven innocent - Eccentric? yes! Criminal? No.
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I'm through bashing you for the night.
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I was kinda hoping it would be Kirsten Dunst, so we could get that hot as hell Winstead chick in the next Spiderman movie.
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Jun 25, 2009 11:31:45 PM CDT
and of course, there does not exist a fate worse than
by jackknifed_juggernaut
being branded a 'goat-fukker' or (gasp) a 'mult-colored shit... gazer' or wherever he was going with that one. so yes, potential rabble-rousers and trolls alike beware: Liberal_Warrior is out on patrol. fukkers!
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when he did lost world and independence day.
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when he did that movie with anne heche.
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for Farrah, when will be hearing from Corey Feldman?
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MJ was apparently working out with Lou Ferrigno to get in shape. Watching the cable news, the only thing I know is that the people MJ hung around with, or allegedly hung around with, are a bunch of weird, plastic surgery obsessed posers. Everybody just reeks of syncophant and leech.
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Well, his career did anyway.
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the man lived his life with the world watching him. he was loved by so many crazy screaming fans, and hated by so many fatcats who only wanted to get to his stash of cash. the guys head was fucked up, and i don't blame him - his life was never normal. as for pedophilia claims... i just can't comment, so many conflicting stories - all together with jacko's public plea to not get roped in by the lies of the media.... well.... like i said, i feel sorry for the poor cunt. he died of a heart attack... or broken heart?
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Maybe Few films but his music videos are revolutionary. GENIUS.
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If you're from my generation and you can watch this without feeling that you lost a very small part of yourself then you allowed yourself to be robbed of something within. If it's true what he did was inexcusable but it doesn't negate that he contributed greatly. These were good times and this video scared the shit out me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8&feature=featured
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Wasn't a big Michael Jackson fan (I was on the Prince bandwagon) but grew up with his music and still know the lyrics.The old Michael (Pepsi Commercial-Jeri curl-hair catches fire)I grew up with,kindas died a long time ago.The new Michael whp appeared,bleached skin,child molestation charges,bankruptcy,pain killer addiction....who was this guy?
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I know Michael didn't molest those kids. And the reason is because I love his music. I am a fan of MJ and therefore I'm positive he did nothing wrong. Objectivity and rational thought are strangers to me. RIP MJ!
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Fuck yes. These stupid teenagers today probably have no idea what this is. What, with all their shitty reality shows on MTV nowadays and real music videos relegated to 4 in the morning.
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"I come to you today with great sadness, acknowledging the loss of the greatest entertainer in the history of mankind. For me he was more than that, he was my idol, he was a role model, he was someone to cry to when my childhood was unbearable, he was a brother, he was a dear friend. Unfortunately Michael and I had a falling out on September 10th 2001 and that broken friendship had never been repaired … I am filled with tremendous sadness and remorse. All I choose to remember from this point is the good times we shared and what an inspiration he was to me and the rest of the world. Nobody will ever be able to do what Michael Jackson has done in this industry, and he was so close to doing it all again. I am truly, and deeply sorry for all of the heartbroken fans and supporters worldwide."
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And he also had cowriters, ghostwriters, and producers for most of his musical output. He was a great perfomer, but he was an ever greater product.
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Michael Jackson has been erased from existence.....welcome to the Men In Black, Agent M!!
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for mj. with pepsi era mj statue and the flame coming out of his jerry curl fro. i'm not even joking. that's a good idea. let it be known that i came up with it first when we see it built
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Mike, you will definitely be missed. you were a boon to your craft, and by extension, the populace at large.
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Fuck! I just saw the very end and the credits! Son of a bitch. I guess I can watch it on youtube or somewhere, but still. At least the credits have some dancing.
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needs to listen to "Give in to Me" and "I Can't Help it" a little more closely
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thank god i didn't get tickets to the O2.
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Oh HELL yes. I so wish it was THAT "MJ" and not Jackson b/c only someone like Winstead is going to get me in a theater for Spidey 4. Damn, she is smokin!
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There's a chance it may come on again. Someone up above did post the youtube link.
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on MTV?
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Most geniuses are little off in one way or another. I don't put him in with guys who pull kids into vans, I seriously think he didn't think what he did was wrong. he thought it was just two kids playing "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
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Spielberg's in it too?!
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You forgot Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough. But seriously you can't take away from his contribution due to unrelated allegations of his behavior. Why the hell do some of us have to defend pervs to admit that Michael Jackson had an impact on our lives. I grew up in the 80s. Its a sad day.
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But this video right now is crazy. There are so many famous people in it. Even John Travolta? And Carl Weathers. When do you think the last time Carl Weathers was on MTV? Or anything besides Arrested Development? When is the next time?
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I'm truly saddened and grieving too. I'm happy to see all the EO love and remember the Michael Jackson dancing moves. Watching the Liberian Girl video and seeing all the cameos in that blows my mind, Im so glad I grew up when I did in the 80's. Rest in Peace.
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he saw a vagina.
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That is Michael in that song.
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Look at what it takes to get people who aren't reality tv retards to watch MTV. That always depresses me. Music sucks (mostly) these days.
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Jun 25, 2009 11:58:23 PM CDT
the coroner can settle the pedophile allegations
by david_carradines_death_spunk
just smell his fingers....
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not that MTV ever plays any music anyway.
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On selected nights. They even got rid of that TRL show where you voted on your favorite video. I stopped watching that in high school when I realized they were only going to play 5 second snippets of it. Whoever is in charge of MTV programming right now needs to be struck by a rogue meteor.
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Jun 26, 2009 12:02:22 AM CDT
damn... that Liberian Girl video just made me sad
by jackknifed_juggernaut
seeing everyone gathered anticipating his arrival... and now knowing he's gone forever. fuck. i'm getting hammered tomorrow.
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..I don't want to get into the God thing. Never did. I was trying to more or less state that since the justice system is blind, and apparently willing to take a buck to look the other way, someone else will apparently have to be his Judge.
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Till you Shit Teeth, Talk Pubes, and Sneeze Cum.
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I grew up in the 80's too. I used to hide behind the couch when he transformed in thriller. Must...refrain...from...joke. Tis a sad day, but the cheap shots are too much fun.
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Jun 26, 2009 12:07:11 AM CDT
I was apparently a big fan of Michael Jackson when I was a kid
by d.vader
I was told by my parents. Then I saw "Thriller". And I was scared to death.
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We have the truth, This is the mission To see it through. Dont point your finger, Not dangerous,
This is our planet. You're one of us...
Were sendin out A major love, And this is our Message to you:
The planets are linin up, Were bringin brighter days Theyre all in line Waitin for you
Cant you see . . .?
Youre just another part of me . .
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just to remind everyone, i was first. first in this historic thread. my penis is also small.
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Michael deserved better than a hesitant first. I recognize your epic post, but denounce your unoriginality. The man made Thriller....Thriller.
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Anyone who doesn't know about that talkback is clearly not professional. Go read it and you'll know exactly what's going on here.
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Sure in his later years he became quite a scary man, but he is a legend for his work in the Jackson 5 and in the 80's when he had all those great solo hits! I never realized this till just now but Captain EO was my first 3D experience. Back when I saw it I was too young to really understand what was going on. Now I only understand it slightly more. Harry, you're lost tour idea is brilliant! If only that could have happened before this day. RIP Michael
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I cast a shadow. Its nice to see MTV finally showing the MJ videos in full. It's only 1:30 on the east coast. Way to show your giant robot balls for the artist who made your station MTV.
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Jun 26, 2009 12:24:04 AM CDT
No one would have believed Hoover was a cross dresser
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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Haters be damned! The man has a body of work that will last through the ages.
A masterful performer who inspired generations! -
The Michael Jackson version of the Pledge of Allegiance?
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Have you SEEN the Smooth Criminal video?
Case closed! -
but i was first! booyaaa!
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http://tinyurl.com/m65orz
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he was great on the Simpsons.
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The station has zero to do with what it once was. It was called "Music Television", which seemed to mean music was involved. And before the internet, that's where you saw videos related to music. That and Friday Night Videos on NBC.
Why don't they just call it RTV for reality tv or even YTV for youth tv. In a few years people will wonder why the word music is involved. It's poor brand management. -
No watch thriller. Try moving your head side to side without moving your shoulders an inch. Also try doing a spin without a head flick back (its a trick to not make you dizzy MJ ignored it) and at the same time have elastic legs and.... oh yeah stay in character. He was the best.
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All boys pants, half-off!!!
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Jun 26, 2009 12:37:58 AM CDT
I don't think anyone is seriosly denying his talent, AJD_1
by yackbacker
There are many of us who believe he is being given praise for his talent in spite of his seriously flawed and sick nature. Yeah, I can celebrate his work, but like you said- his work lives on forever. But the guy who did all of that work was dead for years, he just happened to make it official today.
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He was not a pedophile. Go fuck yourselves for perpetuating this devastating crap that probably helped kill him. He's dead. His family is suffering ... and you continue to be cunts.
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Jun 26, 2009 12:41:53 AM CDT
really, not like he was hanging in a closet
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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Jun 26, 2009 12:44:53 AM CDT
Michael is probably at peace and happy right now
by david_carradines_death_spunk
cause all you stupid little boys are giving him a blumpkin orgy- a blumpkorgin -in this talkback...
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He meant more to music than this freak any day of the week. You fags are going be crying your eyes out when cyndi lauper dies aren't you?
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Jun 26, 2009 12:46:14 AM CDT
for $20 million, I would have let him...
by david_carradines_death_spunk
erotically asphixiate me in a Thai hotel closet while wearing stockings and a betty page wig...
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Jun 26, 2009 12:47:49 AM CDT
hey, at least Transformers 2 sucked ass....
by david_carradines_death_spunk
(insert inappropriate Jacko joke hear)
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But I can't find any sadness in the passing of a chronic pedofile. His post pubescent life was tragic but what he did was evil and unforgiveable.
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Jun 26, 2009 12:49:35 AM CDT
I'll be at the Chuckle-Hut in Waskegee through Sunday
by david_carradines_death_spunk
wear a "I love pedophiles" shirt and get in for 1/2 price. (must be 10 years old to consume wine at this event)
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Jun 26, 2009 12:51:43 AM CDT
gotta go spank one out to farrah... GRRRRR!
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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Jun 26, 2009 12:54:27 AM CDT
wow... that took shorter than expected...
by david_carradines_death_spunk
it shot out like a wax dart... strange...
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I'm sorry did someone not let you into the club? All MJ did was shatter the racial barrier that existed in music and become something bigger then any musician that would precede him. Look the Clash contributed greatly to punk but to say that they contributed more to music then MJ is to, well quote South Park, ignorant.
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had to make a new username for this. my fucking 5th one damn it. r.i.p. mike. we know we lost you sometime around bad. but your second form will still be missed. r.i.p.
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had to make a new username for this. my fucking 5th one damn it. r.i.p. mike. we know we lost you sometime around bad. but your second form will still be missed. r.i.p.
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99% of the journalists will be round the nonce's house.
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Sorry mate, but what does this mean?....
"All MJ did was shatter the racial barrier that existed in music and become something bigger then any musician that would precede him."
I hope you got mixed up & meant "any musician that would follow him" rather than "precede".
You can't think Jackson was bigger than The Beatles, surely? Or Elvis?
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Big and famous doesn't mean good. If thats the case Madonna and Celine Dion are also gods to be worshiped at the alter of shitty music. MJ didn't anything James Brown, Little Richard and Marvin Gaye hadn't already done better.
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if not bigger. 750 mil sold...a good amount of classic albums...just because he wasnt a fuckin rock musician doesnt mean he wasnt as big as the group everyone bows down to and sucks dick for.
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If I were Bubbles, I would demand a DNA test for MJ's alleged kid. I think the chimp has a stronger claim to the estate.
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Jun 26, 2009 1:04:38 AM CDT
and im not saying album sales are everything
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
im just saying mj was recognized and loved as much as the beatles until he started allegdedly fucking boys
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he just wasn't. He was massively popular & if you were a fan then that's cool by me.
But, 2 of The Beatles are dead & they haven't released any new material in 40 yrs or so, even still, they sell more albums each year. That makes them bigger. -
go to bed kiddies.
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consider Michael Jackson's turds currency.
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Who said good as in morale and yeah MJ did a whole lot more then JB, lil Richard or Marvin Gaye ever did. Before white kids wanted to be rappers every one in the in 80s wanted to be MJ, regardless of race. He had a presence strong enough to transcend the racial barriers. In the end JB, Richard and Gaye will be known as MoTown which for a long time was associated with primarily black people. Jackson will be the first African American to be on MTV and no one will ever look back. He had a better physical presence then Elvis on stage and his music would influence generations on generations. Its a big loss no matter what happened later in life. Walt Disney was an anti-Semite. Should we all ignore PIXAR owned by Disney?
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keep up the good work.
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Jun 26, 2009 1:12:08 AM CDT
michael jackson bought the entire beatles catalog
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
if you wanna talk money/sales talk about that. im just saying in terms of being recognized, michael jackson was as big as the beatles. rock music isnt the only fuckin genre in the world. im sick of everybody comparing everybody to a rock artist. oh a and b isnt as good as led zeppelien (who stole countless songs by the way, and im a fan who can admit that) or the rolling stones. get outta here with that shit.
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Or I'll accuse you of being a communist!!!
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Yeah... and before that and MTV kids wanted to be musicians and songwriters, not just dancers and shit pop stars. Bigger than Elvis, thats crazy. Elvis is practically a cult. MJ will always be more of an huge pop culture oddity than a bonafide legend.
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Jun 26, 2009 1:16:31 AM CDT
I bet VH1 is going to run the Jacksons an American Dream miniser
by orionsangels
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And Liberace loved to pound dat pussy!
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so he could continue being overshadowed by MJ
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will be a fucking nightmare. the concert was resceheduled. people buying tickets on ebay, people trying to get refunds. 50 dates free at the o2. when there's going to be jubliee line work. what a fucking nightmare.
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Yeah, he bought the Beatles songs. But NOT from The Beatles, which is what you seem to be saying.
There's no other reason you would say that, unless you thought that owning their music somehow made him bigger.
The Beatles never owned their music. They signed a contract back in the 60's that meant their record company owned it. Eventually, it became available & Jackson bought it from EMI & totally fucked over his supposed friend Paul McCartney, who wanted to buy it.
McCartney offered an amount that would secure the rights. Jackson waited until the last minute & out-bid him. Whic is why McCartney never spoke to him again.
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Jun 26, 2009 1:23:07 AM CDT
right but he had to be pretty god damn big
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
to basically own the fuckin beatles. never understood how people said jackson was "broke"
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Sorry kid you're showing your young age. At the time MTV kids were practically non existent. The all white line up led to a very struggling station that needed quite of bit of coxing to get MJ to perform at all. I didn't say MJ was bigger then Elvis but that he had better presence. But now that I think about it he was about as big as Elvis. Look Elvis did his thing but he also had a lot of hate in his time. We only see him him as a whole now. Give Michael a few posthumous years. Then we judge.
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Kid? Sorry pal if you were born in 78 I'm a few years older than you. I believe the MJ legacy will go through quite a bit of mud dragging in the following months and overall will be fairly murky when its all said and done. He was a huge star but not a great artist. I agree, history will judge.
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He owned their back catalogue for a short time. He hasn't owned it for a long time. Had to sell it.
& it had nothing to do with his stature. As far as I've read, bascially, people stood back & let Macca get his music back. Jackson fucked him over.
I'm not saying the self-proclaimed "King of Pop" wasn't big. Just not as big or "bigger" than The Beatles, which is a fucking ridiculous thing to say.
Elvis was "The King of Rock n' Roll" because people gave him the title. Jackson was "The King of Pop" because he went to an awards show & said "Elvis was the king of rock n' roll. I wanna be the King of Pop." True story.
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MJ is there right now having sex with beautiful women. Must be torture for him.
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Thank you for posting that. Cheers. The man was a sick bastard and you all know it. Musical victories do not make all of it right.
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you're either a huge fan or you just thinks he's ok.. there is no arquing with them. micheal is god and thats that. I loved his music. i loved the fact he managed to escape two child molestion charges, so i could carry on listening to the music without feeling guilty. he didnt havfe a childhood. well you know what a fucking lot of people. he sur did make up for it. i feel sorry for his kids more then anyone. maybe MJ can get some peace.
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I'm gonna go outside. Don't cry too much, Jackson mourners. There are plenty of kiddy fiddlers left in the world.
Hey, if you wanna get your fix of messianic figures & sexual perversion, why not become a Catholic Priest?
Then you can worship Jesus AND touch young boys.
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the guy started out with a lot of talent and charisma
As he got more and more successful he became more and more a caricature of himself, and eventually a caricature of a human being
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Jun 26, 2009 1:41:23 AM CDT
Castiel, same with beatles or led zep fans
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
if you talk to them and dont acknowledge them as the greatest band to ever live, you get so much shit thrown at you its insane.
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I am going to hell for that one.
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Mikey, you were obscenely talented and made some incredible music but you will ALWAYS be remembered for the freakiness and child molestation charges... well done
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Mikey, you were obscenely talented and made some incredible music but you will ALWAYS be remembered for the freakiness and child molestation charges... well done
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before I leave here...I'm not saying you need to acknowledge The Beatles or Led Zep as the greatest. I don't even care for Led Zep that much.
But you Jackson fans are weird. You were the one saying bigger than the beatles etc.
I've seen Jackson audiences. They're fucking insane. They worship him like a God. Whatever grip he had, it's like a Charles Manson or David Koresh, or dare I say it, Jesus thing.
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I went out to drink a few Bloody Marys in Corpus Christi and most of all the people where talking about Jackson and hardly about Farrah........ I honestly thought MJ would be put in prison prior to death.
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LOL I echo just that!
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SerIously though, RIP Michael, Farrah, and anyone else who's died recently.
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I mentioned on other TBs, I had a heart attack the other week.
When I first heard about Jackson, I felt weird. First I panicked about my own condition, then I wondered why I'm still alive.
I mean, I don't have the money Jackson has. I certainly can't afford the kind of lifestyle he has or the medical treatment he can afford.
Then I thought "Maybe it's because there's a God & he knows I don't rub my cock upn against children."
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What a loss. Goodbye to the King of Pop.
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It never is, and it never will be. Internet fame is bullshit. All of it. You are just one voice added to this pile that burns. Fuck you and fuck your heart. Who cares. I speak as a log on this pile. Difference, between me and you. I know I'm a log and nothing more. One day that horse is gonna fuck you over, and the higher you make it- the harder the fall will be bitch!
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Actually feel more sad over MJ than FF?It doesnt' matter, but I see Farrah as an overall better person overall, while I view Jackson as being the product of a bad childhood and influences.I love Thriller as a piece of cinema/art, but feel Farrah done more for film/television with less accolades.I dunno, but it can be said neither lived ideal lives.
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Jun 26, 2009 2:03:11 AM CDT
The Dark Shite, im talking about his music
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
im not the crazed fan who thinks hes never had plastic surgery and his nose is real, hes not guy, and those kids are his. im not the psycho bitch releasing doves when he got cleared of molestaion charges. im just a fan of good music. thriller, off the wall, alot of jackson 5 stuff and badare fucking great. the man had amazing music. its a shame it took a backseat to his nose and strange life.somehwere around bad he fcuking lost it. and thats just sad fror him, his famly and his kids. no one knew what the fuck went on with this man.and no one will ever know.
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Shamone!
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and by his bones.
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... a jury found him innocent of all charges, yet everybody else whao was not at the trial is still determined to convict him, even posthumously. I'm geussing they are the same people who are going to throw away their hard-earned money on Transformers this weekend.
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just lives on, and on, and on. That dude is immortal. Respect.
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oh look he looks like a freak, so he must be a freak. oh he likes to play with boys, so he must fuck them regularly.
what is it with you americans when it comes to children? oh this boy said that so it must be true. never mind that michael was acquitted of the charge. never mind the parents were found to be pulling a money grubbing scam in the court. kids never lie, do they? you will never lie for the chance to earn $20 millions, will you?
fact is nobody, and i mean NOBODY knows the REAL truth, except the boy and michael. so keep an open mind and be respectful of the dead.
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...post in a 24 hour period. This one has to be up there.
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a whole family of school teachers were accused of molesting their students. of course, it was proven the children were lying, they were lead to believe those things happened to them. one boy even went further and said the school was satanic cult and described sacrificial acts under a dungeon.
kids are prone to suggestions and were easily influenced. and they love tranformers 2: revenge of the fallen. lodge that in your brain. contrary to what you've been brainwashed into thinking, children are not angels. -
Rest in peace MJ. You truly were The King. P.S. Fuck anyone who bad mouths this legend - yeah, he was troubled, but the guy was a genius.
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HOLY SHIT! That was some crazy shit. He didn't go all shitty on some tech guy like Bale did. Michael was a damn professional!!
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Acne only comes on the face of kids OVER 11.
I hear because his body is made of 99% plastic, they're going to melt it down into Legos so that little kids can play with HIM for a change. -
inevitable biog? You could have Will smiths kid for the younger years and the CGI team that did Gollum for later on
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is michael jackson molesting eric claptons son in heaven
and scoob, only marvin gaye was motown, little richard and james brown were on other labels. michael jackson, however was motown. -
You can go suck A BIG BLACK DICK...You stupid BITCH.
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never mind that MJ's the greatest entertainer that has ever walked the earth. never mind that talent like that only comes once in a generation. MJ DID help millions of sick and needy children all across the world through his charity. that is an undisputable fact nobody can take away from the man.
he didnt waste his time and oxygen on earth. his life apparently meant a lot to many people across the world. it's easy to be judgemental, to ridicule and belittle the man now, but look at yourself in the mirror, geeks. what have you done lately that are so special to anyone?
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People do things that are bad, but never consider themselves bad at least as being bad in how it is to be a bad persons.I can say a lot of artists that made great art aren't great "humanist", but just maybe they are a flawed individuals who shouldn't be in charge of kids, but one who won't feel free to kill them.In short, Optimus Prime was right with his ghetto kill (in order to say he was on BadRob Muther Fucka.
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Just because you're behind the guise of a screen name doesn't mean you have free reign to be wretched cunts. I hope you burn in hell.
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she always wanted attention and celebrity and even in death she was overshadowed celebrity wise by someone else. Oh give Farrah the front page.
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and end all the speculation. My guess is that he's going to say that it really was about the money and he was just caught in the middle. He'll probably write his own book and impugn his parents for the press. Michael was bizarre, but he was also a target for A LOT of whack jobs looking to suckle at the MJ cash teet. If Britney Spears were Davey Spears, you can bet your ass there'd be a line of Beverly Hills dentists and their wives hanging around outside the gates ready to thrust their kids upon him, because she has the same problem... these sycophants and leeches can spot them from a mile away, and she's a great mark for them. And whomever said kids aren't angels, right the fuck on. This whole notion that kids don't ever lie and have little halos behind them is fucking ridiculous. But it ain't their fault, most of the time, it's the totally fucked up, ineffective, whiney, self-absorbed parents these days.
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Yes it very sad that Jacko has left this world and yes he ONCE was an incrediblely talented entertainer/performer/icon/pop star/TM/whatever (although Capt Eo is beyond fucking ghey). But the ammount of hypocritical bastards coming out of the woodwork to suck his dead white cock is sickening. His fall from grace was embarrassing and shameful, something which the media couldn't get enough of. And now he's dead they're acting like he was fucking Jesus. Cunts, perhaps? The sorry and sad spectacle that Jacko had become was a painful thing to observe, and to me he died long ago: The Jackson 5 era=Yeah baby, Off the Wall=Ace, Thriller=Fuck Yes, Bad=Erm okay I guess but looking weird now, Dangerous=What the fuck, History=He most definately is, Invincible="Holy shit did you see how fucked up he looked in that video with Chris Tucker?" Now the final chapter has been written maybe we all try and forget the creepy fucker he turned into and think back to a time when his talent was all that mattered. So I raise a pint of Jesus Juice and say farewell.
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Don't wanna read it. Bye Michael, you were pretty cool back in the day.
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...fucking Slayer fans are the craziest. Carving the bands name into your arm or back with a fucking razor blade... what the fuck!
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people. Damn, I got rid of people like that in my life a long time ago. Shit.
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great artist, disturbed and disturbing human being
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why do people who talk about hating judgemental people always sound really judemental? its al very zen or something. Oh i'm confused.
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He has a joint venture with Sony called the Sony ATV catalogue that controls the publishing rights of a few hundred thousand songs. McCartney and the Lennon estate (Yoko) still get their 50% royalty and Jackson/Sony get the other 50%. But Jackson controls publishing, meaning synchronization rights, other artists recording the songs, etc. How the fuck do you think he was able to borrow all of that money and get into such heavy debt the last few years? Companies, Sony included, are SALIVATING at the prospect of acquiring that other 50%. And these stories of him being broke ARE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. He may have run up $300 million in debt, but he's not broke, he has a cash flow and management problem. He was spending more than he was earning, which was still considerable. If he had cut his spending, he'd have been able to pay that money back in a few years on the back of the Sony/ATV catalogue royalties alone, nevermind the fact that he never properly exploited his own back catalogue, like every artist is adept at nowadays. No, his biggest problem is and always has been poor financial decisions and bad management, all of which has been possible because he made one super fucking smart decision 25 years ago to outbid Yoko and Paul by DOUBLING their offer. The most recent estimates about his half of the catalogue place the worth at around $500 million and his ow catalogue to be worth about $100 million. When you consider the LOOONG term cash flow both represent, I'd say that would be a bargain.
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nobody said he was jesus. but if you want judge the man at all, judge him through how his friends talk about him. he kept a pretty loyal small circle of friends, and they all had nothing but good things to say about MJ. this was amidst the media firestorm surrounding the molestation charges. and it's not like jane fonda and liz taylor and diana ross need to kiss his ass for money. these are his closest friends and they always stood by him. you'd think if he's really a child molester, they would cut all ties with him just to avoid bad rep.
i said again... you dont know him personally, so who are you to judge? just stick to what you know and enjoy his music.
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he never did.
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R.I.P and thank you....
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I mean really, how totally blind do these fanatics have to be to defend the raging prince of pedophilia like Michael Jackson! They're just like the Muslims sticking up for their pedo prophet.
And cloudrider, if all it takes is to lie to collect $20 million, then Cheryl Tiegs grabbed my butt when I was 8. Where's my check? That kind of cash does not get ponied up unless some horseplay is involved.
Bottomline, he made some great music but was a very sick man who was in deep denial, just like you guys. Remember when he told Martin Bashir he'd only had one operation on his face in that 2005 interview? HA!
Don't blame anyone else but Michael Jackson for his humilation. He did it to himself. What a waste. -
Some say heart attack, some say a stroke in a childrens ward - whatever finished him off, he's brown bread. Or white bread. Whatever. The point is, he's dead. Or is he ?
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Gary Glitter must be rubbing his hands together
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....obviously under a lot of make up, to make him look paper white!
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what the fuck does his denial of face surgeries have anything to do with him being a pedo or not? it's always the same with you tabloid junkies. he looks like a creep, he behaves like a creep so he must be a creep!
first of all, this guy didnt lead your kind or my kind of normal life. so he behaves unconventially, so he acts like an alien species, so what? can you say with absolute certainty that he did molest child? even the 12 juries in the court didnt buy that. what genius doesnt have his/her own eccentricities?
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he hadn't been that stiff since he watched Peter Pan, or maybe that time Macauley Culkin stayed at his house
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I was only having a go at you for fun, dodge 'em cars style. I really hope I haven't caused you any more raised blood pressure.
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It's just ignoranth when people talked doo doo about St Michael Jackson's love of little boys, when he loved all god's children (under the age of 12). He wasn't a pedophille but a genius musician and it just isn't possible for someone as talented as him to be both things at once. It just isn't possible. Sure, if he was a 50 year old weird black guy who lived in your neighbourhood who had been arrested TWICE for child molestation we could understand it. However, because he was the "king of pop" it just isn't possible. St Jackson was a God, way BEYOND a regular maladjusted human beings sensations and feelings of sexual nature, so it just wasn't possible for him to be aroused by the children he shared his bed with. Now please carry on with the vomit enducing spiel about this legendary children's entertainer while I go pay my respects to David Carradines grave.
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"You dont know him personally, so who are you to judge"????????? Well done for posting officially the most retarded comment I've read in a while maggot. Now please die in traffic as soon as possible as the day is moving on.
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I was never a fan of your solo music but it's obvious the talent you had. Rest in peace.
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What about jokes about the crazy people mourning him? Like the idiots who launched a vigil outside the wrong fucking hospital?
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Really.A tragic icon.
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Jun 26, 2009 4:27:03 AM CDT
riiight... and since he looks like a freak he MUST be a pedo
by cloudrider`
no doubt! it's the truth because the boy said so. and the tabloid confirmed it.
hypcrite my ass! i'm not even saying he did or didn't do. i'm saying none of you here knows for sure, so keep an open mind and stick to what you DO know. you succumbing to tabloid craps says more about you than it does MJ. -
What we do is that he was extremely disturbed and was a stunted man-child who admitted he slept in the same bed as kids that weren't his own. Any sane human being would have warning bells going off on after hearing that. It doesn't matter whether he is or isn't, the guy was clearly not healthy around kids.
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"die in traffic?" i think everyone can see you're just a little child. you should spend some time in neverland and sleep on MJ's bed. might do you some good.
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the man had a GODDAMNED AMUSEMENT PARK IN HIS FRONT YARD AND HAD SLEEPOVERS WITH PRETEEN BOYS!!!!! What is so hard to understand?! god, got any nice things to say about Hitler while youre making excuses for deranged criminals?
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i got that. i got that people would jump towards that conclusion.
but then like you pointed out, he's not a normal man, not in the sense what most of us would constites normal. you said, he was "stunted man-child who admitted he slept in the same bed as kids that weren't his own." exactly! what normal man would admit to such a thing? do you know of any pedophile who would admit such a thing publicly? stop insisting on seeing things through your 'normal' eyes.
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I don't speak crazy, so I can't see things through HIS eyes. And celebrities shouldn't be held to a higher standard than us. Which he is being.
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What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Micheal Jackson? Fergie will be playing Giggs next season.
Funeral directors have said that if Michael Jackson is cremated, he will be melted down into plastic dolls so that kids can play with him for a change
Latest news, Michael Jackson's last breath was to whisper to paramedics on his way to hospital... "Put me on the children's ward
Today tributes were pouring in. One fan said “Michael touched many people in his life….most were boys between the ages of 10 and 14”
Due to his unfortunate death. Michael Jackson's dates have been cancelled. They were Thomas aged 6 and Kevin aged 9
I dont feel any emotion for MJs death... Guess he never really touched me when I was younger...
Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? About three hours.
Michael Jackson died and went to heaven, St. Peter says, “you know Michael , we really can’t let you in here, you did a lot of bad things down on earth. Michael pleads with St. Peter to let him in and states that he’ll do anything to get in, not wanting to go to hell and all. St. Peter agrees to ask God if there is anything they can do, God tells St. Peter he’ll let Michael into heaven on one condition, he’ll have to fight someone and if he wins they’ll admit him. Michael agrees seeing its his only option. The pearly gates open and and Elvis walks out shouting, “where is that weird son of a bitch that married my daughter”
MJ didn't have a heart attack, he was found on the childrens ward having a stroke...
I heard mcdonalds is making a burger in commemoration of Michael Jackson death. It'll be called the mcjackson burger, and is one 50 year old piece of meat in between 2 8 year old buns.
Apparently, Michael Jackson's ghost has been seen on a childrens hospital ward. Even in death, he's trying to put the willies up little children. :)
Due to concerns for the environment, Michael Jackson will not now be cremated, he is to be recycled instead
Michael Jackson’s relatives first words to the undertaker were “do you take plastic?”
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poor taste aside, none of those are funny.
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This talkback is not yet legendary.
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Bubbles the chimp has requested that a donation be made in Michael's name to the North American Man Boy Love Association.
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good. and that's what we should do - at least try and see things through his eyes before condemning him as a pedo freak. and i'm not saying that because he's a mega star.
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I don't think MJ was a pedo because he looked like a freak, I think he was a pedo because he FIDDLED LITTLE BOYS!
My point about His answer to the operation question was He was in His own little world somewhere downstream on Da Nile. -
I know you get down to MJ at the disco, so stop pretending to be all hard core and cynical. MJ was unique, bit creepy but unique, and a musical genius. See you in the disco!
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I know you get down to MJ at the disco, so stop pretending to be all hard core and cynical. MJ was unique, bit creepy but unique, and a musical genius. See you in the disco!
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You gotta be startin' somethin'?!!
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is that he never really got the help he needed. When you see a photo of Micheal jackson dressed as a woman going shopping. You have to shake your head.
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Paging Doctor Rosenrosen.
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You know they were over medicating him to the extreme. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.
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It was a crazy time. Someone brought a large amp and played MJ songs from their iPod. The crowd was assembled across the street from his star, which was being blocked by the Bruno premier until about 1am ish. The mob danced to his songs, cheered his name, and even said a group prayer. Of course it being Hollywood, there was some cracked out biyatch making a fool of herself and flashing her nasty teets, but the mood was light. Eventually they let the crowd move across the street to see his star. They moved the wreath, flowers, signs, and candles to the star and fenced off a small area to keep it safe. One by one people were allowed to take pictures of the star surrounded by roses, handmade signs, and drawings. The man behind me was dressed like Jesus, and he knelt by the star and said a prayer. It was weird, but it was Hollywood. A great memorial for an entertainment legend.
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Threats of violence? Classy!
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I agree with you on the use of 'crazy.'
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He's been a sad and confused little boy for 50 years. I just don't believe he can ever hurt a child.
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Jun 26, 2009 5:56:57 AM CDT
Newsflash. Gary Glitter makes record bod for MJ's computer
by col. tigh-fighter
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as MJ rode more 3 year olds than anyone
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he told yoy don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in his eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it
You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad
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I heard he choked on a small bone
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he couldn't have possibly fiddled with kids. There's a flaw to that logic methinks. BAD was the first album i ever bought, on cassette, and i was a massive MJ fan in the late 80's, early 90's BUUUTTT!!!!! The second he messed with iddy biddy tiddies, he lost me for good. Will there be this outpouring for Gary Glitter? (not too seriously).
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This makes me sad though. I love Thriller to this day and it is probably the reason why I love horror/zombies movies like I do!
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ha! jockeys!
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because that bone one was great!
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Jun 26, 2009 6:06:35 AM CDT
News that MJ was in the trauma ward having a cardiac arrest
by col. tigh-fighter
were wrong. He was in the Pediatric ward having a stroke.
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some of his later videos would have been if he hadnt had his surgeries and skin problems. I just watched the videos to smooth criminal and remember the time and was thinking if he looked like the good looking early eighties Michael those videos would have been almost iconic as Thriller.Especially Smooth Criminal which is one of my favourite videos ever.He was so cool in that video even tho he looked a little strange.And in remember the time it always seemed a bit strange that Iman would be so attracted to this strange looking guy but as normal looking Michael his entrance to the vid would have been so much better.
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But these were all on my phone this morning. I must know some very sick individuals :D
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Jun 26, 2009 6:14:58 AM CDT
Wal-Mart Has Announced It Will Sell Boy's Underwear Half Off to
by boynamedsue
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Jun 26, 2009 6:15:25 AM CDT
HE HAD PICS OF NAKED BABIES IN HIS LIMO FFS!!!!!!!!
by ayatollahsexyback
The world has gone fucking mad. I can't believe the outpouring of grief for wacko jacko. Remember also he dangled a baby off the balcony?!?!? Moral standards are in the toilet. Cripes.
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see? Farrah, ravaged by cancer and in her 60's? Or Wacko, to see if he was white all over?
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There will never be another person who can entertain like him, he is greater than Elvis, Bob Marley all the rest!! A legend!!
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any truth there?
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the most surreal thing ive ever witnessed...my friends, my wifes friends, family...breaking it down..in. sane.
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...Go to Youtube and watch the video of Neda Agha-Soltan being shot down in the street for nothing more than attending a protest rally. There is a tragedy for you, not the all-too-expected death of this child-f*cker! Get some perspective you insufferable douchebags.
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It's the younger, cooler, black dude that we're grieving for. Not the crazy, scary, pedophile white lady.
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Michael Jackson died a looooooong time ago! Now everyone realizes it!
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CIA foments yet another one.
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'COONCERT'
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If nobody else wants em, I'll take em.
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You're a cunt. Nothing more, nothing less.
I never said it was about me. I told the truth. I mentioned shit because it happens to apply, you fuvckwit. My first thought was about my heart..sorry, but if you've had a hgeart attack, that is your first thought. In the same way that a Cancer victim will probably sit up & take notice when they hear the C word. It's called real life. Something you idol worshippers don't get.
I'm sorry your hero is dead. I even hope he doesn't spend an eternity being fucked up the arse by the devil.
Don't you fucking speak to me like that. I've marked your name cunt. You may aswell leave now. I'd glady have another heart attack just flaming the shit out of you. -
I bet they're laughing their asses off. Hey maybe it was a Watchmen-like conspiracy where they murdered Jackson so the world would unite in completely ignoring them as they butcher their own people! Praise be to Jackson!
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Jun 26, 2009 7:06:46 AM CDT
That's hilarious!! "Michael jackson had hoped to make a big come
by v'shael
Cooncert! It's funny, because it's racist, and it's Fox.
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Feel free to continue. I actually secretly enjoy it he he. TBs wouldn't be much fun otherwise;-).
That cunt the pilgrim however, just doesn't get it. I didn't make a Jackson thing about me. I don't even rate the fuckin kiddie fiddlin Nonce.
I mentioned my first thoughts (which were true & self serving). So I could then end on a joke about touching children.
I'm sorry, ThePilgrim. You sure you aren't TheTurkey? C.U.N.T spells cunt & needs more giant pig. Cunt.
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about Jackson. I'm having a beer & just realised he was only 50. That means he was 30 around 1989.
I'm 30 & by the time he was my age, he'd already passed his peak & was on the slide. But only because he'd achieved so much already. Same as Lennon etc. So much done before 30.
But Thepilgrim ruined my obituary. So, here lies Micheal Jackson. Moonwalking cunt. -
Went into production at 11PM last night.
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Between this TB and the jokes I've sent all afternoon some people are pretty happy this man died...
Yeah the man was an icon and single handedly gave Justin Timberlake his solo career (which is punishment enough) but like others have been saying earlier the MJ I grew up with died a long time ago as far as I'm concerned the man that died last night is just husk of that legend - before the kids, before the surgery...
I'm just wondering whose next? We black people have lost 3 of elite (Isaac, Bernie now Mike!?!?!?) It's not looking good...
I will say though how you people have all this hatred for Michael and R.Kelly is walking round getting a free pass and untouched is beyond me...
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Goddamned pedophile. Get some perspective, assholes. And Harry - have lost all respect for you, man.
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I'd pay good money to see them drag his body into the street, attach wires to his elbows and hands, and have men parade him like a marionette to Thriller, whilst doing the moves. If they did this in 2 weeks time it'd be even better.
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Hope a Blueray of it, in 3-D ofcourse as it was intended, gets a release.Maybe now people will leave the poor man alone. If he did finish that new album he was working on I would certainly buy it. Just sad he went before had a chance to get his comeback going in full.Thanks for great music MJ, it was fun.
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Film being re-edited. Co-director also removed.
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I will never forget Michael, who was a big influence on me as far as my passion for dancing. Forget about the charges and remember how memorable his music was and how it influenced so many people. An American Icon is gone...
I never really knew Farrah Fawcett, but my dad said that she was beautiful and the poster of her was something all his friends had. God bless her and may God be with them now.
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I will never forget Michael, who was a big influence on me as far as my passion for dancing. Forget about the charges and remember how memorable his music was and how it influenced so many people. An American Icon is gone...
I never really knew Farrah Fawcett, but my dad said that she was beautiful and the poster of her was something all his friends had. God bless her and may God be with them now.
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This is a dedication from the heart.
It's based on the song my friends & I would sing as Children, using the theme tune to the legendary ( but slightly racist) cartoon, "Hong Kong Phooey". Believe me Jackson fans. This is from the heart, from one Peter pan, to the other. Uh Hmm......
Micheal Jackson..tried to milk a cow.
Micheal Jackson..didn't know how.
Micheal Jackson..pulled the wrong tit.
Micheal Jackson..covered in shit.
Too much repsect? Oh, that's ok. IT IS a special occasion afterall.
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That's bullshit. Gotta be. It's Gervais' movie. He wrote it. He's producing it. He owns it. He can't be fired from his own fucking film.
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No measure of talent absolves him. He's a pedophile.. he's reprehnsible. Pardon me... was.
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We don't know if he was a peadophile or not. That case had lying fuckwits on both sides.
The only thing we know for sure, is that he was a bit wonky. Not the full shilling.
& that his fans are all nutjob loonies. One cock short of a wank. -
Now they only have catholic priests to worry about. What a freak this guy was. Definitely a tragic ending to a tragic life, but at some point everyone needs to take responsibility so I can't buy blaming all of his weirdness and perversions on his misplaced childhood.
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but goddamn if he wasnt a great artist.i can blame his low self esteeem persona on his daddy joe jackson who used to beat and molest some of the jackson siblings.it's probably why wack jack bleached his skin and all the ecentricities that followed.He did pave the way for many artists from usher to yes, justin timberlake and not to mention how much $$ he made MTV. Never can say goodbye.RIP
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As he did with most little children he met.
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Jun 26, 2009 7:54:07 AM CDT
All joking aside: Zombie Elvis Vs. Zombie MJ...who wins?
by cletus van damme
Do it.
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...Biggest FN Idiot of the Century Award. Film at 11.
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...Biggest FN Idiot of the Century Award. Film at 11.
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...Biggest FN Idiot of the Century Award. Film at 11.
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The people who say we shouldn't be quick to judge, who then quickly judge the jokers as scum.
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Only in America can an unknown, poor, black boy grow up to be a famous, rich, white woman.
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Jun 26, 2009 7:59:27 AM CDT
Jeff Goldblum, The King of Pop, Captain EO, Scarecrow, NOTdead
by burnhollywood
Jeff Goldblum did NOT fall from a New Zealand rock face today, and he did NOT utter the final words, "Oh. Oh, my. I, uh, appear to be falling...aaaaaaah."
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...we all wanna touch children sometimes, it's only natural.
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Jun 26, 2009 8:03:32 AM CDT
MJ makes full recovery, Doctors blame it on the boogie
by col. tigh-fighter
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Nice callback.
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...As he has been for a long, long time now.
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Police have found a note in Michael Jackson's jacket asking that he be melted down and turned into toys so he can still be played with by children.
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
Police have confirmed that Michael Jackson's death was due to a drug overdose. They found Class A Class B and most of Class 3C in his bedroom.
McDonalds are going to do a special Wacko Jacko burger - 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
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Police have found a note in Michael Jackson's jacket asking that he be melted down and turned into toys so he can still be played with by children.
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
Police have confirmed that Michael Jackson's death was due to a drug overdose. They found Class A Class B and most of Class 3C in his bedroom.
McDonalds are going to do a special Wacko Jacko burger - 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
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if he didnt then i like him but if he did then i hate him
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fuck your confused asshole
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Dude if that thing ends up on ebay, shutter to think. I'm sad for the loss but this guy has been mentally off for some time. Ever since the Pepsi fire, he never seemed the same.
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I no sooner post this, then it's ten posts behind.
http://www .youtube .com/watch?v=3o8rdNR5tmE
Take out the spaces! Funniest Micheal Jackson video ever. THIS is how he should be remembered!!
This is The dark Shite. If you're listening to this, you are the resistance. -
If you haven't seen it yet, now's your time to make peace with God...or Ganesha:
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I prefer the South Park episode.
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his corpse will be melted down and recycled into Lego blocks so the kids can fiddle with him for a change.
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guess all those years walking around wearing surgical masks and gloves didn't do much to lengthen his lifespan...guess it's time to throw mine away
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jeffersons_(South_Park)
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that Superbowl performance was legendary.
He had talent in dancing, performing, and entertaining.
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"I feel privileged to have hung out and worked with Michael. He was a massively talented boy man with a gentle soul. His music will be remembered forever and my memories of our time together will be happy ones."
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Did McCartney really say that shit? Wow, he is STILL pissed at Jackson for hijacking The Beatles' catalog. "Enmity and Ivory" indeed!
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I love how disingenous people are when someone they know dies. You didn't speak to him for years, and now suddenly you feel privilieged? LIIIIIIIIIIIIIAR
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When do we get a 20 minute JT video directed by John Landis?
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Don't help much if you have a prescription drug problem. Shooting up Demerol is tricky stuff. As the former King of Pop found out. Heath Ledger, too. Maybe chronic pain, sleeplessness, and depression aren't so bad . . .
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They'd use this generations John Landis. Namely Brett Ratner.
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And a great video. I know Beat It and Billie Jean and Thriller are the ones that get the most attention, but "Leave Me Alone" as a great song. Still love it, after all these years.And I understand it was the favorite song of all those kids who spent the night. Ba-dum-dum!Seriously, Michael Jackson was a genius with the pop music.
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or is their another explanation for my jaw being on the floor after seeing his name in the credits?
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She did a moonwalk in the first Charlie's Angels movie - two tributes at once right there.
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"You didn't bring sexy back! You ain't sexy back! This isn't just summer love!" Then the wind machine starts in the subway, and blows women's clothes off. It'll be awesome.
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"Finally...my songs will be MINE again!" cried the former mop top.
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"Micheal...you say you simply love the company of children; but if that is true why do we NEVER see you with LITTLE GIRLS?"
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With all of the mystery about MJ's death, I am sure it won't be long -if it hasn't happened already - before people claim that he really didn't die and that he staged his death as a publicity stunt. Like for instance, the name of his comeback tour was "This Is It" and he talked about "the final curtain call" at his press conference in March. All of which means that we'll start seeing a lot more MJ impersonators in Vegas. Which means that MJ is the new Elvis, both in life and in death.
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Jun 26, 2009 9:06:26 AM CDT
i hope you guys know why his face looked like that...
by thekylegassproject
it's because he tried to carve his face to look like peter pan.
and that isn't a joke. look at walt disney's rendering of peter pan and then look at MJ. the upturned, pointy nose. the pronounced chin. the neverland ranch. the fear of death and growing up.
there is no sense arguing how he should be remembered. it is what is - there were always two sides to MJ. there was the terrific music early on and then mental illness in the latter part of his life.
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Apparently his personal Dr. administered a shot of Demoral at approximately 11:30am, about 1 hour before he died. That Dr. is toast once he's apprehended.
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I'm going for secret...can you imagine the insanity of a public grave site? It'll make Jim Morrisons look tame by comparison.Of course if "I" were the Jackson family,...I'd loan him to Bob Iger, have him installed him in a Lenin-ish vault down in Disenyland and charge admission...you could even have an animatronic MJ moonwalk around the glass sarcophagus on the hour.Oh trust me..SOMETHING like this will happen...he'll be just like Tupak...making money long after he is dead.
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I just saw Micheal Jackson at a Toys-R-Us in Van Nuys!
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Dr. Nick?
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I saw him selling Bigge T-Shirts. 2 for $5
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So I was at Starbucks reading a book trying to enjoy my quiet time. There were two sets of parents and their kids that range from the age of 10-16. One of the girls couldn't keep it together because MJ was dead. Her mother told her "honey it is ok. Michael Jackson is in Heaven now and is in a much better place"
I let the first one slide. I just kept on reading. Then the little brat just wouldn't shut up. Damnit this is my fucking quiet time and I don't need to hear some little girl cry about MJ. So when her parents decided to comfort her again with the "he's in a better place bullshit" I spoke up.
~ "Excuse me but as a fellow Christian I just want to make a comment to your daughter."
~ "Oh hi, go right ahead"
~ "I am sad just like everyone else about Michael Jackson's death but here is the reality. He is not in a better place. He was a Jehovah"s Witnesses. They don't believe in the New Testament. Hence he is in hell burning up like the sinner he was."
The two fathers started talking some trash telling me how that wasn't the Christian thing to do. So I had to tell them "you are not raising your kids right. Being the king of pop does not save him from eternal damnation be honest with them it will save you money in therapy later"
They got up and left. As they were leaving I had to just scream out "and kids don't do drugs"
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The Elephant Man's family
is trying to buy Michael Jackson's bones... -
http://tinyurl.com/m52pb5
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I was thinking more along the lines of Dr. Mengele.
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I'm thinking right about know he is really pissed off, as they forgot to tell him they meant 77 FEMALE virgins.
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. . . to the the Religion of the Month Club. Probably only his personal assistant knows where he ended up.
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I, for one, do not wish an untimely death on anyone...but the apologists here who are trying to defend MJ against charges of pedophilia are sadly deluded; the man had Vitiligo and one of the children 100% accurately describe the shape and locations of markings on his genitals. There is a reason the police were fully convinced he was guilty
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Because he's dead, you know, and was an entertainment legend. Merrick, Harry, Massawyrm . . . I've very disappointed that none of you had time to give props to the great Ed McMahon.
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After the initial shock, is anyone truly surprised that he's dead? A lot of people, including myself, kind of had an inkling that he would die young. Just the bizarre way he lived his life, the fact that he's had so much plastic surgery that he was barely recognizable as a human, to all the lawsuits and scandals. I kind of thought he would have committed suicide, but in the end it was the stress of by MJ that did him in. Such a sad end to a tragic life.
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To him, MJ will always be the one that got away
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For Ed McMahon? I can't believe Harry ain't got nothing to say about the great Hey-ho!
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Shooting up stuff--even prescription drugs--is a bad sign. And I'm guessing the boy had a closet full of pharmaceuticals.
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Hello everybody!
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Hasn't there already been a biopic??? It was a miniseries.
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..should be melted down and made into plastic action figures so that kids can play with HIM now.
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Was actually a reference to Elvis's personal doctor, Dr. George Nichopoulos, who was rumored to have over-prescribed for Elvis. But is also the namesake to the Simpson's character."Hi, Dr. Nick!"
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In this Talkback. I know it's a lot to read, but if it's really predictable, assume it's already been done.
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wait...do Cherubs have assholes? I'm not a Christian so I never learned this stuff...
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That's a hilarious story...but...you didn't actually *believe* the stuff you said to the kids, right?
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Make of it what you will, the parents of those kids who sued Jackson in civil court have little or no say to whether or not a district attorney pursues CRIMINAL charges.The standard of guilt in CRIMINAL trials is "beyond reasonable doubt." The standard of guilt in CIVIL trials is "preponderance of evidence." Thus, "guilt/liability" in a civil trial can be apportioned by the court.Obviously, it seems that, for whatever reason, the DAs in Jackson's second trial did not feel they had the "evidence" ("beyond reasonable doubt") to pursue CRIMINAL charges against Jackson. Nonetheless, the judge in the CIVIL trial was confident enough in the evidence to allow a trial. (Otherwise, he'd have simply issued a directed verdict or thrown out the case.) In the end, Jackson was found NOT GUILTY in the civil case.
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Rest in peace, Ed McMahon! You were the most awesome boozed up/recovering alcoholic in the history of late night tv. Hopefully, you and Johnny will be hosting that late night talk show in heaven for all eternity. Godspeed!(How awful is it that, despite years of watching Ed and Johnny, what I remember most about him was the late, great Phil Hartman's "you are correct, sir" straight man to Dana Carvey's Carson!?!?!?)
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Designing a grease-and-fat weight gaining diet for Homer. "Mister Simpson, there are many options for a dangerously underweight individual such as yourself. I suggest a slow, steady gorging process . . . "
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Jun 26, 2009 10:08:42 AM CDT
OJ- not guilty in criminal, civil- had to pay
by david_carradines_death_spunk
$20 million + nondisclosure agreement = the white glove is stained
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Jun 26, 2009 10:09:31 AM CDT
MJ innocent, Elvis not a druggie, Liberace was straight
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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This is just a depressing Talkback. Now I'm remembering the briliant Phil Hartman, shot by his drug-addled wife. Damn you, prescription pharmaceuticals!
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THIS IS THE END OF THE LIIIIINE. WHOO!
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When Carradine died the actual headline was: HUNG-FOO.
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What gives?
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but his last cd sucked enourmous balls and his wife is ugly. ok that last part doesnt really have anything to do with it...but damn shes a monster
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Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
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Jun 26, 2009 10:20:47 AM CDT
fucking give ed mcmahon a talkback you stupid fucks
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
god damn it you can have a darren mcgavin poll up for fucking 11 months but you cant give respect to ed mcmahon? go fuck yourselves
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Whatever shortcomings Michael Jackson may have had in his personal life, and whether or not he was guilty of heinous crimes, his talent as a performer, entertainer and musician was undenyable. For those who somehow seek to make themselves feel better by trashing or insulting a tragic man who died, get a life because yours is pathetic. The reality is that he was not a very well educated young man who was put to work from the age of 5. He was essentially the equivalent to a musical savant, and as such could never truly find a balance. My guess is he was a repressed homosexual, but who knows. I think folks would be surprised to learn of some of the crime some of their favorite celebrities have/continue to get away with. For years I found his behaviour, decision and antics to be everything from wacky to creepy. But then I started to think that this must be a man who has lived his life under crushing pressure, with opportunists all around him, in a bubble and had never gotten the intense therapy he clearly needed. He was too powerful, too rich, too naive, and like Howard Hughes, probably kept in that condition by enablers, hangers-oners and opportunists who benefitted from it.
At any rate, as someone who grew up on the Jackson Five, Michael Jackson, the Jacksons and every other interation, it is a sad day. I hope he is finding the peace that eluded him in life. -
so since when does it make it okay to molest kids if your a musical genius?? i know he wasn't convicted, but does everyone forget that he paid those families millions of dollars to drop their cases?? you don't do that if your innocent...
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Dr. Nick, consider the charges dropped./Alright, free nosejobs for everybody!
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Jun 26, 2009 10:29:11 AM CDT
michael jackson didnt molest those kids
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
but he was gay. end of story!!
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You should be ashamed of how you're acting right now.
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In the musical sense that is. I am also working on a movie about my relationship with Michael. I will write and direct the movie. I may also narrate it.
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yeah he didn't molest those kids, just like OJ didn't do it.
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You seem to like those. Direct to DVD!
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I assume it was the talented piece, and long, long ago.
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Jun 26, 2009 10:36:14 AM CDT
PLASTIC SURGERY INDUSTRY EXPERIENCES SHARP DOWNTURN
by ayatollahsexyback
Reports Bloomberg News.
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Yeah maybe. I'm pretty busy at the moment but it's always a possibility. A lot of people like those movies so who knows, you know?
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Oh wait... I never touched young boys... nevermind
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... of a guy I new in college. He would say so much anti-gay stuff all the time that me and my friends began to wonder about his motives. Kind of reminds me of this talkback with the incessant insults. What are all you guys hiding here?
On a different note, scanning through I didn't see a mention of MICHAEL JACKSON'S GHOSTS. Sure it didn't compare to the THRILLER video, but it was decent and was directed by a one STAN WINSTON. I hope they release a definitive video collection that would include this long-form video.
Thanks for the tunes Michael. -
if you could deliver Haim's arse as well.
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I knew quite a few of them. We wore robes and had rituals, and have a secret handshake. God I miss college.
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Israel sends condolences.
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You were aces in Stand By Me & The Burbs.
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I have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry bro. I was warned by everyone not to come here but here I am and I deserve some respect for that I would think. If you're making fun of me then shame on you. Seriously bro. I'm pretty upset right now, you know?
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...look at this talkback, and do you really want an Ed McMahon talkback? Or is a different level of decorum expected for dead white guys?
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"Send Michael to Yahweh."
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Thanks man. Peace.
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Jun 26, 2009 10:54:14 AM CDT
moose- there is a difference between being gay and being a pedop
by david_carradines_death_spunk
gay is not a crime, pedophile is. please explain to us haters why he payed $20million and had the families sign non-disclosure agreements. what did he want them not to disclose, that he was being falsly accused?
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...stay away from Survivor Sucks.
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I had such a cool time making that movie. Thanks for reminding me of that man.
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as Zombie Micheal has his legions of Zombies (as in Thriller) that will swarm and devour Zombie Elvis' hunka hunka rotting flesh.However, pressely can let out a flatunece stinkbomb from those undigested peanut butter and banana sandwiches, enough to send the dead back to their graves.Elvis Wins! Fatality!
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I can't turn that damn movie off if its on cable, haha. It made me an hour late to work once. Friggin' Klopeks.
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That's how I'll choose to remember him.
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If you are, I take it back. Because you're a Goonie, and Goonies fucking rule.
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He liked it white, and he liked it tight! One question Mike, by way of Howard Stern: If you love children so much, where are the little girls?
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Really, now.
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Cool man. That's good to hear right now. Peace bro.
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Yea man. Classic. Kerri Green was a fox in that thing. I think that was her name.
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Talk about a no-brainer, that would be huge if you guys ever did that. I've been waiting for good news since you guys took that reunion pic a few years back. I love Kerry, say hi for me please.
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Goonies never say die! Thanks man. Peace.
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stop thinking so rationally. it doesn't fit around here. lol. i agree with you man. OJ was found innocent, but if he died tomorrow, guess what? he would be remembered as a murderer. but because MJ made good music back in the day, everyone remembers him like that. heh...MJ and OJ...
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If it's really you, what were you wearing on Larry King Live last night?
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You have to have the admin blackbox you. Otherwise you're just another poseur pretending to be Corey Feldman. You'd be surprised how often that happens.
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No-brainer is right! I feel the same way man. I hear something every couple of years but so far nothing. Maybe they should bring out a game like this new Ghostbusters one, you know? Get the younger kids interested in the Goonies that way. I don't know. We'll see I guess. Peace.
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lol, Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys was tits! you rule
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Reads the card of a man..."
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I'm feeling his vibe.
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...sorry. Couldn'r resist.
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Are you a fucking diplomat?
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...he's a man of the people.
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That was my little tribute. As to whether I'm really Corey Feldman I don't really mind if people don't believe it. I won't be here on the site long, you know? I'm just dropping in to say my piece.
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Once. It was fun. There were a few credulous sorts who thought I was--at, like, 15--Stephen King, but most of them were really hostile. "You aren't Stephen King, you liar, you should die!"It was just a gag. But I tried to be as authentic as I could be.
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I know you want to do it, you went on record. And it should be you original Goonies on an adventure, not some younger gen. Hollywood has no clue how big that would be, with the right story and director (and Donner producing of course). Huge. Shamoan!
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Don't you have anything better to do with your time than hang with the scum of the internet who spent 1400+ posts bashing your good friend?
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And, I'll prove it to. FUCK THE JEWS! See.
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Stick around Corey.
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Don't get me wrong, I would love to do it and I think people who grew up with that movie would love to see the original Goonies but the way things are these days I just don't know. Maybe they could do it with that technology they used on Polar Express. I don't know. But if it was up to me we'd start shooting tomorrow. Goonies never say die, right? Peace.
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Jackson being melted down so that kids can...oh. Okay. A hundred times on this talkback you say? How about the food poisoning because of a nine year old weiner? That one too? Damn. All I have to say is that as talented as Jackson was, he was equally fucked-up, and all this ridiculous hyperbole going on is starting to drive me crazy. "HE'S THE GREATEST HUMAN THAT EVER LIVED!!!". I know I'll be called racist for saying this, but a lot of Black people are acting like Gandhi died. Beyonce says he's the greatest music composer of all time. Really?? More than Beethoven, Gershwin, Lennon and McCartney? I understand everyone exaggerates when someone dies, and there's no doubt Jackson made some great music and was a huge phenomenon. And PS he was a total freak, a mentally ill, pill popping pedophile. Anyone who doesn't see that has to be fucking blind. So...let's put it all in context. He was a tremendous performer and a train wreck. We all knew he was going to die young and he's better off, honestly. And his kids are better off. Especially the one he named "Blanket". What the fuck was that about??
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Jun 26, 2009 11:16:17 AM CDT
I totally agree MJ was mad talented, one of a kind
by david_carradines_death_spunk
I even believe the 2003 case was bogus. but I also believe that after the $20million payoff and non-disclosure agreement, MJ realized he had to knock that shit off...
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It would be bigger than New Trek. Did you see New Trek? I loved it. And The Watchmen? That was amazing.
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Not now. Too soon.
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Hey man, I know it's kind of a bad time, but could I hit you up for like...20 bucks? Even 15 is good, whatever you have on you, don't bother going to a bank machine or anything...I'll pay you back next Thursday broski
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...that you and Corey Haim once got really high on coke and began making out, and then Haim slipped his index finger into your brown eye and was trying to hit your sweet spot, and at first you were like "Woah", and he was like "Sorry, dude", and then you were like "No, don't stop. I've got an itch that only you can scratch, but your finger isn't reaching it." And then Haim took off his trousers and began ramming your prostate gland, and you were like "Unh...unhhhh...unhhhh", and then he sprayed his milky liquor all over your rectum, and then you reciprocated with the same while giving him a reacharound, and this continued all through the night, and when you woke up the next morning you were surrounded by the cast and crew of "License to Drive" who found the two of you spooning on the floor of the set and covered in each others cum? Is it true?
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so when Gary Glitter dies, does the world pay tribute as well?
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http://tinyurl.com/nxuytj
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Leave the real Corey alone.
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Stop that shit.
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Jun 26, 2009 11:20:22 AM CDT
hey, it's too soon for Gary Glitter jokes...
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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when he boned rae dawn chong.
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you'll all be in hear saying he wasn't short.
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Starring a bunch of rednecks in space, in 3-D. Soundtrack by Molly Hatchet.
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Damn you all.
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He better stop banning his vids from YouTube. I hate him for doing that.
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...he's just jerking off right now while reading.
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to his early shift at McD's
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It sucks that Michael Jackson’s death is totally over shadowing Farah Fawcett’s. This could have been an opportunity to get the word out and get some support for cancer research but now she’s just sort of disappeared. I feel bad for her family too.
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Jun 26, 2009 11:26:10 AM CDT
oh shit! the 'burbs! I based my whole persona around corey
by ironic_name
in that. ordering pizza and taking in the street. you rock. even if you are pretending to be corey, you still rock for reminding me of the movie.
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Sorry if that been used before, this TB is too big to sift through.
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Yes, by all means. Get the word out about Cancer. There are people who still don't know about it.
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Jun 26, 2009 11:29:17 AM CDT
NAMBLA flags flying at half staff today
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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Jun 26, 2009 11:29:25 AM CDT
Michael Jackson cut in front of Fawcett in Heaven's line
by kief_ledger
she was pissed. She had that poster ready for St. Peter when Michael moonwalked past her.
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You WANT to watch Prince videos on youtube? I know everyone has different tastes, but shit, son...
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I've got to get going but thanks for the sort of warm welcome. I may return when things have calmed down though, now that I've gone to the trouble of signing up and everything, you know? Take care you guys. Peace.
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Jun 26, 2009 11:31:01 AM CDT
CNN should run this talkback on their scroll
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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Heeee heeeeee!!!
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Stop saying "Peace" you stupid motherfucker.
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Michael Jackson's death now Farah's #2 pain in the ass.
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Jun 26, 2009 11:33:05 AM CDT
we already had a prince song tb, haim. this is now feldman's
by ironic_name
this tb belongs to feldman now.
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Jun 26, 2009 11:33:20 AM CDT
If that was really Feldman, he's gonna need therapy after this t
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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Esp. early Dirty Mind stuff. Shamoan!!!
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A guy my agent knows offered to pay $1 million *in cash* upfront to watch us have full-on gay sex. Just dropping that out there, do with it what you will. Just letting you know man, it would reallllllly help me out right now.
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If you gotta get religion, that's a good one to get with.
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...and he's saying, "I wonder what they're going to say about me." Beads of sweat on his upper lip, giggling with glee, cheeto crumbs on his finger tips, and a half empty bottle of mountain dew. Corey, you're one dumb motherfucker.
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Jun 26, 2009 11:38:04 AM CDT
alphabet street, sign o the times, rasberry beret... man's a gen
by ironic_name
what are corey's fave prince songs?
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Yeah, I know everyone knows about cancer. But people in this twitter, facebook, Youtube culture tend to not think about things that aren't shoved in their face every 3 seconds of everyday. Not that I want that much coverage of cancer; but you ever notice how when someone famous dies of something there is usually a breif surge in interest that can bring in funding. This could have been the lead story for a few days and brought in some money. As someone who's beaten cancer I would like to see more funding for research.
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Jun 26, 2009 11:42:44 AM CDT
a good rule of thumb: if you did a lotta blow in the 80's
by ironic_name
you either got wise and became a Buddhist / Christian or you're still doing coke and banging hookers and your name is michael bay.
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I'm still getting over that one. Where was his TB? He was a movie star. Rock n' Roll High School anybody?
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What type of cancer was it, if you don't mind me asking?
Farrah had anal cancer, and there's a good chance that it was caused by HPV, the virus that causes genital and anal warts. So vaccinated girls against HPV will help prevent them from getting it...and I think boys should get it, too. Hell, I want it. -
Fact. But you won't hear that from the mainstream news and industries. Shamoan!
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I mean, really?
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...I mean I want the vaccine against HPV...not anal cancer.
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Jun 26, 2009 11:46:32 AM CDT
HEY COREY!!!! CAN YOU GET KE HUY KWAN TO TALKBACK WITH US?
by ayatollahsexyback
I'm being serious man. Thanks.
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Which post are you referring to? Be more specific.
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And taste sooooooooo good.
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You crazy. Shamoan!
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for being one of the few child actors who didn't grow up to be a total skeez. You and Wheaton are pretty much it from that generation. I remember watching celebrity fit club last year and wondering 'why is there a fat old hasidic Jew in a jogging suit, constantly threatening to sue everyone?' then I realized it was Screech. I have the episode Tivo'd. Whenever I'm feeling down on myself, I watch it and by the end I'm just so thankful that I'm not Screech, I've forgotten what I was even down about.
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People are always trying to take advantage of my fame and good looks and claim them for themselves. But I'm really Corey Feldman. Because no one can rock like the real Corey.Peace.
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suspected heart attack but was later seen in the childrens ward having a stroke
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We should be so lucky.
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LOL.
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Love that guy. He's like Lewis Black for conservatives. Or a Bill Mahr of Bill Mahr Was Funnier for conservatives.
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will wear black armbands out of respect for JAcko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living history
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Jun 26, 2009 11:55:57 AM CDT
And Where the Hell is the Ed McMahon Talk Back?
by the_real_corey_feldman
Corey demands it. Respect the Corey!
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I forgot to pimp AIBN to Corey. If you see him, let's not forget to do it. Peace.
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The is the first time I saw that Captain EO "movie".....Jesus Christ! That thing was horrible. I'm going to have to go wash my eyes out with bleach now! Ugh....
How did he go from making something as cool as Thriller to THAT?!?
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Testicular cancer. I was fortunate in haveing the most curable type there is but it was still a year of my life fighting it and now I have to go in for periodic check ups the rest of my life. I can't complain too much but it does make you look at things different. And with so many people affected by it every year, any thing that brings in money is helpful if not nessicarily good.
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Yeah, sorry that's not a fact. I'm sure a vegan diet will prevent instances of cancer that are specifically caused by diet, but I'm pretty sure veggies can't stop electromagnetic waves from damaging DNA. Cancer isn't really a specific disease, it's a condition caused by a shitload of different things. You can't 'cure' it any more than you can cure the cold.
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Seriously. He was just a cool guy. You people need to show him some respect.
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WHY is that moron famous? I just don't get it. He is a talentless hack if there ever was one. Never been funny. EVER. And what's up with that ridiculous fake laugh of his? He just thinks he's soooo clever and i reality, he's a MAJOR douche bag!
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bikini bandits was fuckin shitly awesome.
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I haven't seen so few laughs since I was in Egypt watching Patton fight Rommel with tanks
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imo Dennis Miller is a total and utter coward for allowing a terrorist act to fundamentally alter his personality and beliefs. If you went back in time and showed 1995 Dennis Miller a videotape of who he is now, he'd probably kill himself.
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Search your feelings...you know it to be true.
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
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Jun 26, 2009 12:04:32 PM CDT
dennis miller's ads for toyota or whatever seemed funny.
by ironic_name
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You don't even need to search your feelings on this one...fuck, even Seth McFarlane ripped this talentless piece of flap-crap for being humorless.
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I don't think he's a coward, I just think he's changed his mind on some things. Happens.I still think he's pretty funny. It's a very sloooowwww humor. I've liked Dennis Miller since 1985. I still love it. Especially when he's talking to Dana Carvey or Norm McDonald.
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I make up stories and douchebags pay to watch me tell them in an exaggerated fashion.
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Seriously. He's just a cool guy. You people need to show him some respect. Come on.Peace.
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If they would have had just one Short Round scene in KOTCS, that may have changed my opinion about it. Sure, it still would have sucked big, hard, stiff, dead, vitiligo, Michael Jackson cock. But it would've had Short Round in it!
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Jun 26, 2009 12:07:07 PM CDT
WELL, LET'S GET A VIDEOTAPE AND FIRE UP THE REPLIGN!!
by ayatollahsexyback
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even though I remember vividly that American Music Awards broadcast when he first brought out the moonwalk, I remember staying up late to watch the Thriller video on Friday Night Videos (before we had cable and MTV), and I remember making my own little homemade remixes of Thriller songs on my turntable and cassette recorder. But then I remembered my first concert when I was five years old was the Jackson Five at the Front Row Theatre in Cleveland in 1975, with the smoke machine, glitter, platform boots, and fros. Then I got a little sad.
I think he was a pedophile (someone who loves children in ways that society deems inappropriate), but not necessarily an abuser (there's a difference).
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Congrats on beating it, and while it's never truly gone, hopefully life is sweeter now having gone through it.
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Compared to Dane Cook. Seriously, I have never watched an unfunnier person in my life. Maybe it's the generation gap or something.
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Get real. Corey Feldman was, is and always will be a major dildo. Besides, that dude isn't Corey Feldman. Corey Feldman can't afford internet.
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If one's core beliefs can be altered by someone else's actions, what does that say about their sincerity, integrity and individuality? Not a lot.
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He's that powerful
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Jun 26, 2009 12:09:47 PM CDT
dennis miller, ron silver and david leisure are the same guy
by ironic_name
and ellis from die hard.
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Yep - Dane Cook is officially one of the most overrated pieces of dick-moss on the face of the earth. Any less funny and he would be sucking taint in the comedy nether region reserved for Carrot Top and Yahoo Serious.
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EEH HEE!
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Jun 26, 2009 12:10:54 PM CDT
MY CORE BELIEFS CAN BE ALTERED FOR $40,000 AND CHANGE
by ayatollahsexyback
Cuz that's how much a sweet Acura TL costs.
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Jun 26, 2009 12:12:20 PM CDT
God bless those who appreciated MJ's talent........
by theycallmemrtibbs
Fuck the haters!
R.I.P Micheal, Thank you for sharing your work with us. -
EEH HEEE!
CHUKA...CHUKA..SHAMONNNNNUH
EEH HEE!
Michael Jackson is dead! WOW!!! The King of Poop is gone FOREVER!!
SHAMONE -
He ate an eight-year-old weiner.
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But I really don't see the point in arguing it. David Brock had an epiphany, after meeting many evil Republicans, that most of his core beliefs were wrong. Now he's a mega-liberal. I dunno. I don't think Dennis Miller is a coward, I just think he's . . . Dennis Miller.Then again, I was a liberal, once, and 4 years of art school helped cure me of that. So I've been through a process of having many beliefs--peripheral beliefs, often more than core beliefs, but it makes a difference--swayed and changed over time. But you are certainly entitled to your opinion, and I'm not trying to change it.
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No one is questioning his talent - some are merely questioning the historical rewriting that's underway - one that portrays Michael as a misunderstood man-child rather than a sexual predator. They're mutually exclusive arguments. Dane cook sucking, however, is not in debate.
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Jun 26, 2009 12:15:21 PM CDT
shortround should be in the next indy as a jilted bastard son
by ironic_name
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No one likes Haim anymore. Haim is like that kid you were friends with in grade school. He was smart and a tad nerdy, but you guys were buds. Then one day he meets some other kids and he ditches you and grows a mullet, wears hightop sneakers and starts listening to Judas Priest. You see him around school in Junior High and High School but he never talks to you anymore because he thinks he's better than you. He's part of the bad kids who hang out in front of 7-11 smoking cigarettes and partying on the weekend with the girls who take mostly beauty classes and want to become hair dressers. Then you go to college and you stop at 7-11 during an all-nighter to get some munchies and coffee, and there he is, still outside smoking cigarettes, and you feel embarassed for him, but in a way you feel vindicated. Then years later, you've got a good job and you stop at the drive thru at Wendy's, and he's taking your order. Now you just feel disgusted by him, no sympathy, just disgust, because this was a kid who was once smart and had potential to be something, but he threw it all away and pretended to be something he wasn't just to get some mallrat pussy. Feldman's path was pretty much the same as Haim, but that was always his fate because he was a dumb motherfucker to begin with, so there was no loss. All things considered, at least Feldman got a lot of pussy which is pretty good considering how ugly his mug is.
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I think he was a pedophile, but in an innocent way, if that's possible. His desire to make children feel good inside was stronger than his curiosity as to just how good they feel inside. Although that thing where the kid had the birthmarks on his dick memorized was pretty suspicious. Ever do one of those brain tests where you stare at an image for like a minute and then answer questions about it? That kid would have to have had a lot of time to study Michael Jackson's junk to get 100% on the test.
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cunt loves prince.
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I guess the difference is your beliefs changed by the same method they were formed, intellectual process. Whereas Dennis's were changed all at once, instantly as a direct result of the actions of another person. Sort of like when a vocal pro-life proponent suddenly changes their tune when their kid gets knocked up. I guess the bottom line is if your original set of beliefs were insincere enough to be dropped just like that, why would I ever trust that your new set of beliefs is sincere? It shows you that you're dealing with a person who has never truly believed what he said, and most likely still doesn't.
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Jun 26, 2009 12:31:41 PM CDT
I spent a year of my life in prison for something I did not do..
by jacklucas
so trust me, the legal system is fucked beyond repair and it doesn't matter if you are guilty or innocent. I was accused of a crime I did not commit but was promised by a public defender (pretender) that if I merely shut up and claimed "no contest" instead of going to trial, that I would save my family the humiliation of going through that. I was told I would get six months to a year of probation. Instead I got one to two years in fucking prison. So yeah, I can truly see someone with as much money as he had paying those families up to shut the fuck up and leave him alone. At the end of the day, that is what most people want in this world. For everyone to just leave them alone and let them live. The guy was strange. He had a fucked childhood and chose to use his money to try and regain it positively by surrounding himself with other kids who were having a rough time. But what those families did to him was a fucking disgrace and in the end, yeah, I believe he paid them off to get them out of his life quickly instead of trudging through a trial where he KNEW all kinds of sick shit would be made up about him and paraded around by the prosecution as "facts". If any of you fucking jackasses calling him a pedophile did any research into how many celeberties pay off publicity seeking fuckholes leveling false accusations at them each year, you might realize that not everything people say is the truth. Then again, most of you live on the internet where it has become the norm to hold the head of ignorance high. This world is truly on the verge.
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Jun 26, 2009 12:37:28 PM CDT
I WOULD PAY $100 TO GET LIBERAL WARRIOR OUT OF MY LIFE
by ayatollahsexyback
$2 for a subway fare, $98 for someone to push him onto the tracks.
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sorry.
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Or one whiff of Coco Austin's shitcutter.
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it would be the shit. Mattman, I stand corrected. This TB following Farrah's, proves your point.
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He committed the cardinal sin for any political comedian. He took a side. It doesn't matter which side either. If you're an unapologetic shill for one of the two parties, you're over as a comedian. Dennis used to be a great comedian because he skewered whoever was in power. From Reagan, to Bush 41, to Clinton. Which is the way to do it. Then, 911 happened, and he became the Fox News guy. It's sad, because he was truly great.
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The public defender can only base his projections based on past experiences, sincere or not he has no control over what the judge does. Also, you entrusted your life to a person with no vested interest whatsover in whether or not you went to prison. That has nothing to do with whether or not a system is broken, it's simply a very, very bad decision.
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http://tinyurl.com/lt7652
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Sheesh, what kind of movie site is this?!?!
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They're probably going to have to start going door to door selling cookies.
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Did anyone see the two hour dateline special they had on NBC, one hour for MJ and one hour for Farrah Fawcett? The hour for MJ was about 10 percent his music career, and the rest was about allegations into his sex life. That was their "tribute" or "obituary" to MJ. Fact is if the media was even remotely responsible (fat chance) we wouldn't hold these horrible views of other human beings (celebrities are still human beings, I kid you not). They destroy lives and reputations for ratings and then the rest of the world starts parotting their garbage... convinced that since they saw it on TV it must be true, and having to tell the whole world that they DO NOT APPROVE of child molestation. Thanks for feeling the need to point that out. And I am 100% AGAINST BEATING UP OLD GRANDMOTHERS WITH THEIR OWN WALKERS. IT'S WRONG!.
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I know this is your fault
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and it scared the fucking hell out of me. Since then, I've had a MJ-fear.
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I'm a big fan of Quan, how's he doing?
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That fear may have saved you - and your penis. Unless you then became an altar boy. Ba-dum-BUM!
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You better watch your mouth'a. Shamawn tell me, alright?
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Not me. Although I do like the Jackson 5.
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a) the media wouldn't feed it to us if we didn't reward them with ratings. Blaming them is sort of like blaming Caesar for all Coliseum deaths. The audience cheering it on is an equal conspirator. b) there's a grown man out there somewhere who's trust fund checks will start to bounce if he ever draws the image of Michael Jackson's dick that's been permanently burned into his memory.
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As a kid, I thought Michael was a good performer. I remember his "Thriller" and "Billie Jean" videos on MTV. He was pretty huge back then.
Can't say I've given much of a shit about him since. Saw his surgery-marred face, read the creepy allegations, and heard the entertainment news stuff... wasn't interested and didn't care.
But when I was a kid, I thought he was pretty cool.
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Say what you want about Dennis Miller because I'm sure the guy doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks. I just find it hilarious that he's being brought up in a talkback about the death of Michael Jackson. Where the fuck did that come from? Along with all the other politcal bullshit that's being spouted. Doesn't anyone get that NEITHER fucking side gives a shit what the public wants. All they care about is whose got the control and the power. I'm especially shocked at how the Librals have become Obama's "Stepford Wife"....Seriously, it amazes me that you fuckers even have any strength in your arms to lift them to type from holding up Obamas big black dick to your mouths for so long. Wake the fuck up and stop being mesmerized by the fucking song and dance numbers these fucking politicians keep putting on. THEY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!
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and I've been staring at it for 30 years.
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Barely fucking audible though. Sounds like the doctor is on morphine too.
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The man couldn't have died from something as normal as a heart attack. I always thought he would be mauled to death by a cybernetic emu or crushed by a giant robot. We just have to rewrite history and give David Carradine the heart attack and have Michael Jackson die naked in a closet in Bangkok jerking off. No one would have be suprised by that at all.
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Jun 26, 2009 1:40:09 PM CDT
It's the twin towers cut from Zoolander all over again
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
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You spent a year in jail, maybe unjustly, but that doesn't mean Jacko didn't diddle little boys...
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Tonight I'll have my wife twist me off in bed after having some Jesus Juice. I'll put on "Gone too soon" and dream of the misshapen and deteriorated King of Pop when I discharge.
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It beats jerking off in the closet.
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Considering that Pitfall most likely sees Dubya's 'crimes' as 'triumphs' I think you're preaching to the wrong choir there. Have some perspective, Obama's #1 responsibility as President is to let the country catch it's breath for at least 4 years before another Dubya comes along and kicks it in the balls again. He's already given the world a great gift in preventing a demented winking hockey mom from being in charge *of the fucking world*. Anything else he does is just a bonus.
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is he going to roger Haim for that million? don't leave us hanging bro
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C'mon. Don't let this TB peter out. It's gutter-time motherfuckers!!
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Would totally win, Zombie Jacko would be all frail and falling apart, Zombie Elvis would put a faded blue suede shoe through his scull.
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Nothing beats beating off in a closet...except having Andie McDowell do it for you while Diane Lane feeds you pitted grapes. Try it sometime...I highly recommend.
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70. Jacking off in a closet. Preferably with Melyssa Ford smothering me with her cornhole while Adrianne Palicki punches me in the kidneys.
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You were the bomb in TMNT 3!
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All politicians are hypocrites, through and through, and the entire system we've setup for electing them is basically a request to be lied to. We don't just ask to be bullshitted, we actually pre-define the bullshit we want them to give us, and basically tell them 'if you don't recite this bullshit back to me, you don't get the job'. So let's not pretend any of these people are sincere. What we SHOULD care about however, above all else is the maturity and intellect of the people we put in charge *of the planet*. Now, if you're a complete fucking hillbilly, you equate intellect with 'elitism' and general faggotry. But if you're even remotely close to a reasonably thinking human being, you hopefully realize that intelligence is a good thing, especially when you're making decisions that effect the entire human race. And while John McCain seemed like a pretty smart guy, Sarah Palin is a highschool cheerleader in a pantsuit. She's pretty and popular, but she thinks the world is only 5,000 years old. Republican or Democrat, we dodged a huge, embarrasing bullet by keeping her out of the White House.
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what do i need to do??? sacifice liberal warrior? i will do it for you oh POP KING
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"whatever your feelings about this man no one can argue the fact this man is a world icon and living legend"
How can you be a living legend when you're dead?
"A musical icon. A bit of a weirdo."
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lettuce, tomatoe, 50yr old meat in 4year old buns!
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You may now resume this talkback.
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Jun 26, 2009 2:12:57 PM CDT
Did Sean Lennon ever have sexual relations with Michael Jackson?
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
I'm just asking.
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I have never seen it before but I remember seeing the design of the Queen when I was a kid and imaging how cool it must have been. I couldn't have possibly imagined how completely putrid it actually is! And yet I know Disney made a bajillion dollars off it. Francis Ford Coppola directed that tripe? WOW!
Like everyone of my generation I was a massive Michael Jackson fan in the 80's. He truly was an amazing revolution at the time. I'm pretty sure his moonwalk sparked the entirely of breakdancing. And has anyone ever got "mamma say mamma sah mamma coo sah" out of their head? The man was a genious of music and dance at one time, though I don't think he had much of that left in him at the end. -
Goddamn ninjas! First they tie David Carradine's balls in a sling now this treachery!
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Yoko Ono pretended not to know who 'The Beatles' were when she met John Lennon in an attempt to be cool and above all that. What a ridiculous cunt she is.
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The yoko ono's mostly come at night. Mostly.
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... no kidding, man, that shit should've been a FRANCHISE! There should have been Frog Bros. movies every two years for the last 22 years, Frog Bros. graphic novels, Frog Bros. action figures by McFarlane Toys, Frog Bros. novels by Peter David, Frog Bros.: The Edgar Frog Chronicles series on FOX... Stupid Hollywood! How about a reboot, though? You could exec. produce or something.
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well fucking said, friend. to everyone talking like they knew what the fuck happened in MJ's personal life. Fuck off, you don't know the truth and despite your best (pathetic) efforts, his musical and charitable legacy will live on always...LEGENDARY!!!
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AND BRUCE HORNSBY!! AHHHH!
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AND BRUCE HORNSBY!! AHHHH!
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WACKO JACKO HEART ATTACKOStuntcock Mike's still got it though.
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and Margot Kidder. Murder suicide.
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Except fate.
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Former Black Jack Heart Attack not from Crack Paddy Wack Gave the Kids a Bone.
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A piano fell on him!!!
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Thats been my whole arguement all day! If Jacko had been in Thailand, the law wouldve been upheld
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I'd like to bite into that. http://tinyurl.com/mu6dc3
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Three words for you to disabuse you of that notion: "Bordello of Blood". Case closed.
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He exists in your heart, and in your mind...and he might be in your basement...he breaks into random peoples' houses and lives there for a few weeks before moving on.
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... not here in Florida, we don't have basements.... but I did hear noises in my crawlspace a few weeks back. Thought it was raccoons, but it must've been Corey.
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Jun 26, 2009 2:48:29 PM CDT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
by alucardvsdracula
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????????? I've been away for a few hours to find my good fucking name trampled in the dirt by a witless fucking turd.
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I don't know if this has been written here yet because I refuse to read all the fucking bullshit pedophile comments/jokes that Harry and co. would NEVER allow about any other dead celeb, but... here are some other flicks for better or for worse: Cameo in "Men In Black II," guest starring role in "Miss Castaway," (movie shot at Neverland), the 40-min. short "Ghosts," which played in theaters before Stephen King's "Thinner" (as well as at Cannes), and "Moonwalker."
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You are sooooo fucking dead.
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sorry for the dupes w/ Men In Black/Miss Castaway.
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Jun 26, 2009 2:50:48 PM CDT
Cylon- 20mil and a nondisclosure agreement weren't rumors.
by david_carradines_death_spunk
he paid, they signed and they've been silent since.
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HEEEEEE heeeeeee
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I remember that lovable scamp.
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for shoving back in young prolapsed anus' he could do the small ones really fast, and could do 30 per minute once they were all lined up. that's 1 every 2 seconds! Nambla gave him the "pink sock" award.
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Great fucking name for a start cheese dick, did you get that juicy handle from Hogwarts school for pedo lovers? Or some pedo convention where you accidently bumped into Michael fucking Jackson. Seriously shitfucker we need to talk. Like men. Not boys like you and your fucking ilk are used to, but with fucking clubs and cheese wire. If I've honestly offended you about a 50 year old nonse then I feel sorry for the little boys you've got locked in your basement. Sure I dug his early BLACK tunes back in the fucking day but after Thriller he became a creepy child lover. He got arrested fucking twice for fucks sake. So what if they didn't catch him with his bleached cock in some young bucks shitter? He's as guily a pedo as someone who has a fictional school boys name. And I bet your fucking over forty you pedo loving piece of shit. Seriously though cum guzzler you wanna dance then I'll fucking be your fucking partner. You have been fucking warned asshole. I will break you and set your pedo loving ass on fire and piss on your HARRY BLACKENED CORPSE. Eat shit.
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They don't want to know, or care, about the truth. They'd rather have fun at his expense. They'd rather believe what some jackasses say to tear a good, if not strange, man down. They'd rather let some hack comics and criminal tabloids determine their opinion instead of bothering to form one of their own. Their a bunch of parrots. Anyone that believes that all that BS wasn't just some shit ploy to get money (and in the case of the father of the first kid, to get his script read by an agent) is just fucking deluding themselves.
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Pedophillia isn't the new black. It's the new white.
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Highlights include: **A chase scene featuring a leather studded carousel and a steroid-enhanced, rabid Bubbles. **A torture/interrogation scene where Jacko makes Indy drink the Slurpee of the Kali Ma out of a little leaguer's protective cup. **The Final Standoff where Indy throws Jacko into a giant cotton candy machine, and emancipates the little boy slaves. It'll be better than KOTCS.
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Once again, there is a dude driving a Lexus around who is contractually obligated to not paint you a watercolor rendering of the blotch patterns on Michael Jackson's dick. No matter how many times you ask him to, he just won't do it. Because he makes a living by not drawing what he can draw, and the Jackson Estate signs his checks.
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Are you still breathing asshole? Cause the whole please die think wasn't a fucking joke. I mean it. You look like you could do with a hand in that department so to make it real fucking easy - give me your address and I promise it won't be painless. By the way do you have any family members I could skull fuck while I feed your balls to my dog. Little sisters would be nice, but your mom will do. The person I feel sorry for the most though is your pop. To think of all the guilt he must have for letting his spunk bag split and infect your mom with your fucking existence. But yeah, seriously die.
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Are you a foreign guy or something? Your typos and weird ramblings make it seem that you are. Who the fuck threatens people with violence online? That makes you seem like a fat nerdy fag. And yes, Michael Jackson probably did weird things with kids and no, I am not that upset that he dies. My life will go on just as well as before. But you're acting like a tool. Calm the fuck down.
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Jun 26, 2009 3:14:29 PM CDT
Will one of his supporters PLEASE, PLEASE
by david_carradines_death_spunk
explain to us haters how paying 20 million dollars to a family that is making false allegations of PEDOPHILIA, (one of the worst accusations you can make about a person) and having them sign a non-disclosure agreement seems like the prudent, logical and reasonable thing to do. "you know, I think rather than defend my reputation and prove I am not a pedophile, I'll just write a check, get a release and spend the next 15 years being the butt of pedophile jokes. yeah, that's the ticket...
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and said he could draw the birthmarks on my dick, and I knew there was no way in hell that kid knows what the birthmarks on my dick look like, and we're talking a fucking Rorschach here, and I had the choice between either paying this kid millions of dollars and being suspected of pedophilia for the rest of my life, or taking the risk that this kid is going to be able to guess the shape and location of said birthmarks, I would go to court and vindicate myself, then I would sue that family into the ground, because that is a seriously nasty, life-changing accusation to lay on someone, if it's untrue.
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not going to court, then prison, and instead paying the family to shut up about it and never mention it again seems like the thing to do.
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Jun 26, 2009 3:18:17 PM CDT
innocent people don't pay people off for pedophilia accusations.
by david_carradines_death_spunk
"please sign this form stating you'll never disclosse that nothing happened. I would hate to have these rumors just go away after being proven untrue" makes no sense.
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Bull shit. Ofcourse if you have the money and shit like this comes up you'd rather settle it quickly and quietly. For this exact fucking reason. because it doesn't matter if you are innocent or not just the accusation alone will fuck up your life. Because it doesn't matter what anyone says people will doubt it and if enough people do, or the wrong ones do, there goes your fucking career.someone accuses you of being a pedo, you're a pedo, doesn't matter if its true or not. Especially if you are a celebrity. And even more so if you do anything to help children like he did with his charity work.And by your logic, if you really WERE touched or whatever, wouldn't you want that person brought to justice? Fuck the money. They violated you and they need to get what they deserve. Would you really just roll over if a wad of cash is waved in your face if that person REALLY did that to you?
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Jun 26, 2009 3:23:44 PM CDT
there are plenty of families that would take 20 million
by david_carradines_death_spunk
over justice. watch the fucking news sometime. parents sell their kids for $200 worth of drugs
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Jun 26, 2009 3:23:55 PM CDT
C'mon Subtitles_Off, who doesn't like a little Reeve humor.
by stuntcock mike
Sarah Jessica Parker should have been retired to the glue factory for chucking Reeve off her back.
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It's sad that a artist becomes bigger when he's dead.
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I think that'll hurt him in the polls.But seriously, it's going to be eight years before another Dubya comes to set things right again. Hopefully a Reagan rather than a Dubya, but I'm not too hopeful. More likely a McLame.But, power of incumbency combined with Obama's political charisma, you've almost certainly got him for the next eight.
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They'll tell you he did the wise thing.
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Chris Rock was right!
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Jun 26, 2009 3:27:18 PM CDT
Geo, the accusation didn't fuck up his life
by david_carradines_death_spunk
the payoff did.
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He fought, defended himself, he won. So he was innocent of that crime in your eyes then?
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When you have proof that the accuser is lying, you don't pay to make it quietly go away. You present your proof, and it goes away completely.
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Jun 26, 2009 3:28:57 PM CDT
Why didn't he just payoff the kid's family in 2003?
by david_carradines_death_spunk
that was proven to be bogus he didn't have to go through the media circus of the trial, he could have just cut a check. what was the difference between the two situations if they were both bogus?
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Where on top of a shit load of white fluffy coulds he meets St Peter. Pete is beaming ear to ear "Wow, Michael Jackson, I just love you. Bad is one of the greatest albums like ever." Jackson is overjoyed that his music is such a bit hit on the other side and says "Wow thank you so much to me." Pete then asks "Could you please sign my copy of Thriller, it'd mean so much to me and the guys." "But of course, er... who are the guys?" Jacko asks. "Why God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost Slimer". "Oh this is wonderful" he says, signing the CD. "so this is Heaven? then" "Of course it is." says Pete. "Look over there, we have an entire section just for little children. And we all know how much you like them?" "What you have children?" "Yep, and they love to play." "Oh but that's wonderful, I'd better go an introduce myself." As Michael goes to pass through the gates, St Pete puts his foot out. "Er, where do you think your going?" "To see the children, to see the children!!!" Jacko excitedly shouts. "That might be a problem Jack". "Wha..." "Y'see this is Heaven..." Pete then pulls a lever and a hole appears in the clouds heading straight down to a firey red hole "...AND YOUR A FUCKING NONCE!" As Michael Jackson falls to hell he hears Pete laughing his ass off "Now who's Bad?"
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Yeah, I miss the glory days of having no regard towards the constitution, giving huge corporations tons of power, economic disasters, unnecessary wars, unpopularity at home and abroad and terrorist attacks. When will it come back? What a gilded age we lived in...
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Jun 26, 2009 3:31:17 PM CDT
for the record, I do believe the 2003 case was bogus
by david_carradines_death_spunk
and they were out for money. that first family had something on him, something worth 20 million dollars.
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Jun 26, 2009 3:32:48 PM CDT
hey geo, your a pedophile- gimme $50 or I say it again
by david_carradines_death_spunk
I'll be waiting for your check...
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Guess what? Still not fuckin' Bush. The GOP needs to concentrate on not using taxpayer money and time that should be spent working in order to fuck Argentinian bitches. Why don't you help Obama fix this fucking mess and not think up ways to scheme and return to power? Seriously, fuck (most) Republicans. And this is coming from a former one.
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"He fought, defended himself, he won." and I believe the outcome was right. so again, why payoff the first family and have them sign a nondisclosure form if there is nothing to disclose?
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Of having no regards towards the constitution? Economic disasters? Unnecessary wars continuing with very little change? We still have all that, and I think we're going to get more of some of it.But I think we're more popular abroad now. So, that's changed. And, for the record, I'd really prefer a Reagan to a Dubya. I'm not a big fan of pre-emptive war.And you miss terrorist attacks? Well, hang on. Those might come back, too.
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RIGHT you want some as well? I've just lost my job, my wifes fucking another woman, my dick has cancer and everytime I drink alcohol I bleed from my ass. SO YES I'M A BIT FUCKING TESTY. I may be sick to admit that Michael Jackson dying makes me feel a bit better. The only thing that could top that was a fucking nuclear bomb exploding over my fucking apartment. Until then I will cease taking my medication and continue to pick fights with people stupid enough to get in my fucking way. Now fuck off and die.
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If Michael Jackson was innocent then 22 million would have buried that family, burned their house, and wiped them off the face of the earth. No one outside of Bill Gates could survive that army of lawyers and litigation. What you dont do is pay off the family, sign agreements then flee the country after the second time you are accused.
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Very bad legal advice, maybe? I'm not saying he didn't do it, just that there could be other reasons. But inviting hoardes of little boys over to spend the night when you're a grown man is pure idiocy, no matter what.
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Jun 26, 2009 3:38:18 PM CDT
no one is doubting his talent or contribution to music
by david_carradines_death_spunk
Off the Wall and Thriller were legendary albums. genius and pedophile are not mutually exclusive.
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Dude, I know you're a republican and you pretty much are obliged to be partisan, but seriously? You really look back on the past 8 years fondly? When the entire world grew to hate us, and laughed at us because our President constantly said and did childish, embarrassing things, and we invaded a country that had nothing to do with an attack on us simply because we had good momentum going from partially attacking the country that actually attacked us, and our national debt raised up to 11 trillion, and our economy tanked. Those were the glory days for you? C'mon man, be honest, at least to yourself. Christ, even Fox News admitted during the election that the state Bush brought the country to had a big impact on how people voted this time around.
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I mean, your child was raped by a man, so, you ask for twenty mill, and then, ask him to pass on a script you wrote to people in the industry? and does a father, adamant in his convictions that his son was abused say things like "If I go through with this, I win big-time. There's no way I lose. I will get everything I want and they will be destroyed forever...Michael's career will be over" I mean, if it was me i'd say things like, "That bastard will pay for what he did to my son". I certainly wouldn't see the abuse of my child as payday.
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ONE OF THE SICKEST ARCADE GAMES EVER!!!
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And that would be cool. But I bet he won't.I don't think anything Obama's doing is going to do a single thing to help the country--in fact, I think it's going to make things worse--so why should I help him?BTW, I just told the Republicans to bugger off when they called me asking for donations the other night. Cuz I'm a conservative, and I don't think many of the Republicans are. "Oh, but we're going after Nancy Pelosi" he said. "Fine, get your money from her," I sez back.
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The problem is that under Dubya all that shit happened. Obama could actively try to destroy America and do a better job in the long run.
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Jun 26, 2009 3:41:14 PM CDT
The feds get involved in extortion cases
by david_carradines_death_spunk
involving celebrities and rich/famous people all the time had he defended himself that first time, I would be right there with you apologists, but he didn't a payoff is a payoff is a payoff
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Shameful.
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98% of what led up to 9/11 happened under Clinton. Not to mention the first World Trade Center Bombing. U.S. Cole. Etc. Much of what has gone wrong in the economy has been a bi-partisan effort by folks in the house and the senate. But, look. You guys have one. I imagine you're pretty sure Obama is going in the right direction, and he's probably going to get 80% or more of what he wants, so why worry?
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That's all bullshit. None of that is true. Just admit you're getting off on trolling and Internet Tough Guying. No shame in it. Well, there is shame in it, but less shame than in lying.
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What movie is that from, ya geeks?
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Damn homonyms.
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Damb straight and I look forward to being banned that that fat ginger freak. Until then I will continue to laugh at all walks of celebrity life, black, white, male, gender non specific. If I seem like a total cunt, good, more juice for the goose.
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We were warned! Repeatedly! Cheney loves to talk about how we're becoming more susceptible for a terrorist attack... but he should know, because under their fucking watch a terrorist attack happened! Trusting the GOP with National Security is like trusting Michael Jackson with babysitting your kids! Don't fucking do it! And I'm not worried. It will take the Grand Ole Party a long... long... loooooooooong time to recover from their constant and consistent fucking up. South Carolina is just the latest in a long list. Good job, Elephants!
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Actually the wife bit is unfortuantely on the money. My fault though I begged her to fuck another woman. I just didn't know it would turn out to be my mom.
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I Googled it. I actually have no idea.
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A dynamo with the ladies. A staple at nightclubs and parties. When alucardvsdracula jumps in the pool, he doesn't get wet. The pool gets alucardvsdracula.
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everywhere else he was The King of Soda.
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On that, we can agree. Perhaps for different reasons in some place, but the Republicans are all effed up.
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so I pass the runes to you.
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Jun 26, 2009 3:50:10 PM CDT
Wanna know why the MJ autopsy results are taking so long.
by alucardvsdracula
Cause nobody could believe that after all that surgery his still had a niggers cock.
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It was nice knowing you all. Sorry and goodnight.
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The man-child was talented. Sort of like an idiot-savant, I guess.
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Jun 26, 2009 3:53:56 PM CDT
thriller only has 3 and half good songs on it!?!?!?
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
what the fuck!!?!?! get outta here with that shit!! wanna be startin somethin! thriller! beat it! bille jean! p.y.t.! human nature!! the lady in my life! HOW ABOUT THE WHOLE DAMN CD!!
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I know trolling online is cool, but it's not.
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Jun 26, 2009 3:54:34 PM CDT
MJ WAS JUST A WEE CHILD WHEN ABE VIGODA DID GODFATHER
by ayatollahsexyback
Abe is simply fucking immortal. That is all.
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It was originally denied by jackson. Look up the case. its fucked up and so was the family that made the accusation.
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You got to be diddlin' something.
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See ya in the next incarnation.
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Jun 26, 2009 3:59:16 PM CDT
he pays off one liar, but goes to court against the other
by david_carradines_death_spunk
makes perfect sense. why didn't I see that before now?
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I got to admit. Pedo or not, the guy was a fucking pop god.
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almost choked to death on a pretzel? made a retarded Three Stooges face while the turkey bit his crotch?expressed sadness that not all gynecologists were free to practice their love with women?gave the Chancellor of Germany a creepy, uninvited neck rub? That made her CRINGE?grabbed the wrong doorknob and walked into the doorforgot the end of the 'fool me once' saying and filled the rest in with a line from a Who song - 'don't get fooled again'Showed up several days late at the Katrina disaster and told 'Brownie' that he was doing a heckuva jobsaid he was on a mission from God?dressed up like an Airforce pilot and declared 'Mission Accomplished' on the carrier?dropped his dog on the pavement?fell off the Segway, despite the entire selling point of the Segway being that it's almost impossible to tip over?You realize that these things sound like they happened in a Sitcom right?
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Jun 26, 2009 4:00:51 PM CDT
Abe Vigoda would have survived the Thai closet
by david_carradines_death_spunk
and would have ROCKED the ladies lingerie to boot!
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that he bangs his head on aircraft hatches more often than Stormtroopers. And that he wrote a note asking permission to use the bathroom at a UN convention. And that he constantly used words that didn't exist when caught without his prompter?
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I sometimes have problems with my questionality.
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And he was President?
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Nice knowing you. You´d be great children's parties.
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and he was President? And people expect Obama to fix this mess in 6 months?
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Where a celebrity was accused of a crime, is acquitted, then the family, still believeing he's guilty, goes after the money cuz they want him to pay one way or another. No. They went after the money FIRST in that case. I'm sorry but if my child really WAS diddled by someone the first words out of my mouth aren't going to be "Cha Ching".
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but it was really their old, dying cat she was talking about? Oh wait, that one was a sitcom.
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This site would EXPLODE. Even bigger than TOATL FUCKING DESTRUCTION. Just sayin'.
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or TOTAL...
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Sure he had a couple of good tunes but overall, I never got the appeal with the people passing out and pissing themselves when he would take the stage and all. I saw him on the Victory tour and never felt the urge to shit myself. I'd have to say the worst video of his was Black and White. Dear Lord that was an abomination!!!
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Did you just compare the guys on Americas Got Talent to Michael Jackson???? Are you crazy?
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Jun 26, 2009 4:20:09 PM CDT
Geo- and if someone falsely accused you of being a pedophile
by david_carradines_death_spunk
you would pay them off rather than defend yourself? rather than protect your reputation, career and family? you would just write a check and be ok with that? why didn't he write a check last time if it was bogus like the first case? why did he let himself be subjected to years of ridicule and jokes rather than clear his name? if nothing happened, why the nondisclosure? bad legal advice doesn't cut it, he could afford 10 johnny cochran's for the first case.
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simply because he did the most awesome Donatello imaginable. TMNT1 = CLASSIC!!!
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Peter Pan has finally left Neverland....
by styles99 Jun 25th, 2009
07:20:48 PM
We are all lost boys today...
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Shamoan, shamawn ya know shamona!!!!
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Jun 26, 2009 4:25:37 PM CDT
John Kerry Could Have Been Our Second C- Average Commander
by kevinwillis.net
Or Al Gore could have been our first flunked out Commander and Chief.Not that I'm a big fan of Dubya.
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At all. Ever. Ain't gonna happen.
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I had high hopes this might - just MIGHT compete with the Baleback...but alas - this thread is losing serious fucking steam. It's going down faster than Nicole Richie on 50 cent margarita night. We're onto 9/11 now? At least Shogun and Subtitles are still going strong.
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...since he had Emmanual Lewis on his shoulder. Booya! And we're back!
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Thriller, Bad, Captain E.O., pedophilia allegations, nose job, bleached skin . . . I think we've about covered it.And Thriller is an awesome song. Thriller dance sequence is the only watchable part of Thirteen Going on Thirty.
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I'm going to keep mentioning him. You think they'd be silent if Andy Richter died? I don't think so.
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Can I please live in that world. I would go as far to say that there are MILLIONS of parents in the world today that would let someone rape their child for a million dollars much less 22 million. (and Im saying a small minority of parents as a whole not all but millions the same.)
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Jun 26, 2009 4:33:32 PM CDT
Did We Mention Michael Jackson Married Lisa Marie Presely?
by kevinwillis.net
That was effed up the sassy, that was.
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Jon and Kate Plus Eight. All I gotta say.
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like it did in the last case. and he did hold out for awhile (at least six month after the initial offer by the father to settle). even going on tv to proclaim his innocence. Things were damaged as they were, eventually he gave in to his friends and attorney's and settled.
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There are so many people here in the talkbacks and in the world in general who feel compelled to chastise Michael for his alleged pedophile acts. Michael carries an awful stigma that all but forced him to go into hiding, only fueling the fires of degrading press and negative public opinion. While we can use the OJ train of thought: Looks like shit, smells like shit, MUST be shit. The truth of the matter is there was no real damning evidence that Michael did what we all branded him guilty for. This man should, no he DESERVES to be remembered for his contributions to music and his various donations to this planet. It's sad that he had to die for the press to finally give him a break and actually honor his contributions to all of us. The man was judged heavily in life, let him have a peaceful death. RIP Michael...
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i recall once him telling me his favourite thing about fucking 2 year olds,he remarked to me it was hearing the pelvis crack was what did it.
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shown all day.
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Jun 26, 2009 4:38:03 PM CDT
A for Arista - in LA, the % jumps 10 fold
by david_carradines_death_spunk
the number of families that would sell out their kids.
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Wow, you sound like a shit head. Read a book at home. Starbucks isn't your fucking library douchebag.
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"Think about O.J.'s situation. Big alimony, another man driving around in his car and fucking his wife, and a house he's still paying the mortgage on. I'm not saying he should have killed her. But I understand."
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Ed McMahon rocked. And he just died, a few days before Farrah. Who wasn't exactly the poster child for rational, disciplined sobriety.
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Ed was da man. Star Search, not so much.
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Jerry Reed died too.
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organization in the country? They were the first to break the story...shudder..taste of throw up in back of throat..
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need to be killed. I'm sorry but who the fuck goes to a coffee shop to read or write?
"Hey everyone, just doing some reading and drinking espresso...loooootta culture to catch up on, yep yep...*stretches* AHHhhhh...Sooo am I validated yet? Anyone? SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ATENTION TO ME!!!!!" -
WAAAA!!! Some people are talking in a public resturant. Shit head. Stay home and write your shitty book.
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Phil Hartman's (bless his soul) McMahon was a thing of simple genius..
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Some good laughs today but just a quick note about Ed McMahon...he was a fighter pilot in WW2...he was awarded six air medals. He may not have done much on The Tonight Show,..but he did a fuck lot more than the rest of us.
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Lol, Weird Al. Man, you rule.
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starbucks is the writers muse in this town...
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Almost as much as Michael Jackson on Mcauley Culkin at a sleepover. And we're back! Hellz ya.
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I still get sad when I think about Hartman's death :( Genius indeed.
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in the pool so he could marry the younger babe?
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...but if Jim Henson ever dies, I'm going to wither into a fetal position. What? Did I miss a news story?
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I'm now much happier that I don't live in LA (I am only about 3 hours away tho and trust me, my town wants nothing more than to be LA Jr. :\ ) When I get coffee I only have to brave an army of Soccer Moms wearing visors and 4 year olds drinking Mocha Lattes. C'mon, it has CHOCOLATE in it.. it's FINE!
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Most folks pick a vice/lifestyle/disorder etc...and stick with it. They perfect itBut MJ was possibly the worlds one and only polymath of Issues.
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Just thought that I would get this truth off my chest during this moment of "grief. Don't drink the Obamaganda! RIP MJ! I hope that you weren't a pedophile! 'Nuff said!
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YODA DIED!! FUCKING YODA!!!!
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Jun 26, 2009 5:17:50 PM CDT
Sub, hey... MJ's dead, DGDB is nowhere to be found, so
by david_carradines_death_spunk
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD WAS MICHAEL JACKSON!
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20 diddled boys will never get paid.
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Disturbing! http://tinyurl.com/qdqcho
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DGDB doesn't fantasize about Bale. I fantasize about Danny fantasizing Bale. Don't project my perversions onto another TBer.
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Enough's enough, you know? I know some people use humor to deal with things but some of the things being said here are just cruel and unnecessary. I think you're better than that. Peace.
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Sadly, its how it is here. A couple positive (or in this case, respectful) posts and lots of negativity. I don't agree with this any more then you do, but I can't change it.
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Sadly, there's a lot of nutcases on here who think they know everything. I just ignore them.
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That's cool man. I know how it is and I'm not so naive to expect that there wouldn't be some sick jokes going around. But this stuff hangs around, you know? It'll be archived some place. And his kids might find it one day and I think it would be pretty horrible for them to see this, that's all, especially since nobody has to write these things. And I know that most of the people making these jokes are better than this. This is beneath everyone, you know? They don't have to write these things. There are other things to write about, you know? Positive things. I don't know. I just think enough's enough now. Peace.
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Recently, you came up to Castro Vally, Ca. (Outside of Oakland) for an appearance at a movie theater for a Midnight showing 'Goonies'. What is the name of that theater?
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Can somebody more creative than me try to quiz this guy?
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All anyone could hope for is that if they do they are old enough to understand that for the scope of their lives, and their dad's, these comments don't mean anything. They're just annonymous comments online by people that have no barring on their lives and don't reflect on what really went on. That many many people still loved and respected the man and his body of work. Which you can see by the great outpouring of support seen on other news sites. Even here there some positives. That, puts these comments into perspective.
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Really makes me believe the human race is doomed.
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Al sharpton said it best, in that he paved the way for Jordan, Tiger, Oprah And Obama. It was said that James Brown made black people feel good about being black. Micheal Jackson made the world good about black people. His effect in exporting american culture and values (which for the most part were good) cannot be underestimated. In the 80's he made america cool and the world aspire to american dream. He was undeniably screwed up a bit and taken advantage of and ridiculously naive in his dealings with children which landed him in his legal trouble. But he was a gift to the world. I guarantee you the entire world, not just the music industry, would be a worse place without his contributions. He is a great loss and we hope he finds the peace which seemed to have illuded him for much of his life.
RIP MJ
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And shame on you guys for cracking old stupid jokes at the expense of michael jackson and his potential victims. Have some fucking tact.
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...but it doesn't forgive or negate the bad stuff. The man was a sick bastard and you all know it. Forgive my harshness but I have no tolerance for child abusers/molesters.
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I am pretty certain I'm going to be getting a SWEEET deal pretty soon on a super cool, slightly used Oxygen Chamber, a Kick Ass stuffed chimp and some fine aged casks of Jesus Juice.If that isn't making a positive out of a negative I don't know what is!
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Amen man, I think unfortunatly he was a pedophile and if he did what he was acuused of, he should have been locked away forever. But for people making sick jokes about him and his victims shows a stunning lack of maturity.
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He reads the story of ET It's pretty cool.
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Cool find man, I used to have that. I dug my old Sega Genesis out with the Moonwalker game and played that earlier when I couldn't sleep! By the way I want to apologize if I've offended anyone with some of the things I've said here. It's just been a rough couple of days, you know? I'm kind of tired and, yeah, emotional. But peace to you all.
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wow....if i'm correct that version is pretty rare so make sure you keep it in great condition. I have the E.T. read by Drew Barrymore. lol
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It was so fun to toss Michael's hat.
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LOL. Pfft. Its cool man. You seemed rather calm while voicing your distaste for the proceedings here. Mostly it'd usually be name calling and cursing. You're cool people. and rest and time are the best things all around I find. And keeping busy.
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Take care and it was good talking with you guys. Now that I'm a fully-fledged member here I may well come back from time to time when everything's less crazy. But you're good people and it would have been cool to come here under different circumstances but that's just the way it is sometimes. But take care all of you. Peace to you all.
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Jun 26, 2009 8:24:38 PM CDT
Moriarty says MJ visited the laserdisc store he once worked at
by luci888
I'm not trying to plug the extremely dull HitFix site, but Moriarty recounts on there, MJ visiting (and then getting banned from) the LA laserdisc store he worked at in the early 90s.
Some personal thoughts on Michael Jackson's passing.
Posted by Drew McWeeny.
This is how I like to think of Michael Jackson. Come on... that 'fro is awesome'. You know that Talladega Nights scene where Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) is praying to Jesus? And he keeps referring to him as Baby Jesus and asking him to use his Baby Jesus powers.
Ricky: Dear tiny infant Jesus...
Carley: Um hey you know, sweetie... Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and
off-puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky: Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want'.
Well, Michael Jackson is the same way. He's one of those guys who exists as all these separate and distinct versions of Michael Jackson and for me, the one I like remembering is either Off The Wall Michael Jackson, when he was sort of rocking the whole disco thing and just plain cool, or my favorite, Little Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5, when the sound of him singing was pretty much the happiest thing I've ever heard.
ABC or I Want You Back? Those are bottled happiness in music form and no matter how depressing and weird the end of Michael Jackson's life has been, you can't get deny that one of the most influential and omnipresent pop performers of the 20th century passed away today at the age of 50 in Los Angeles.
Working in Los Angeles for the last 19 years, I've had a variety of different jobs. One I enjoyed the most, was at a place called Dave's Video in Sherman Oaks, a laserdisc only store and I started there in 1991, when laserdisc was a niche market, mainly for wealthy film nerds and industry folks. I met a lot of people in the business when working at that store, but one in particular stood out. Michael Jackson would call us before we closed and tell us he was coming in just after closing. We would wait for a few minutes after we locked up and sure enough, Michael would pull up in his van and come in. We'd relock the doors and then just let him shop for as long as he wanted. He would typically take an hour or two and browse the racks, buying $1000 or more worth of discs each time.
The first time he came in, it struck me as surreal for it to just be the four employees who were closing and Michael. He was soft spoken, as you'd imagine and seemed to be buying movies at random, just pulling anything that caught his interest. He came in a lot, though, so we got used to it. My fave evening he visited, he called like normal and said he'd be in after close. Our manager at the time was in no mood for it, but Michael spent enough money that we had standing orders to let him in when he came by. This was the week Home Alone had just been released on laserdisc and so we'd been playing the movie on an endless loop at the store, over and over and over and we were all sick of it at that point. That's important because when Michael showed up, he had a guest with him. Macaulay Culkin. My manager had his back to the door, standing at the front counter, when I opened up and let Michael and Macaulay into the store. He was on the phone with a friend, talking about the past week at work and as Michael went to look around and shop, Macaulay stopped, listening to Anthony as he ranted.
'... and if I have to watch that movie again, I'm going to stab my own eyes out. Seriously. That kid... it's like he's haunting me. I go home, and all I can hear when I'm trying to go to sleep is him taunting Pesci and Stern and I wish there was a cut of the film where they caught him. That's what I'd watch'.
By that point, it was obvious what he was talking about, so Macaulay settled in to wait for Anthony to turn around. Michael noticed what was going on. We all did, actually, except for Anthony, who just kept going, picking up steam as he talked.
'I just hate him. I know he's a kid, but jesus... that face he makes on the cover of the movie... that's not funny. It just makes me furious. It's such a stupid movie and everyone comes in here wanting to buy a copy and I have to pretend I like it so we can move the 10000 copies of the damn thing that Dave bought. Miserable'.
Finally, Anthony turned around and there was Macaulay, right behind him, hands on his face just like on the Home Alone cover, and as all of us, Michael included, burst into laughter, Anthony turned about 47 shades of crimson and ran for the back office, where he stayed locked in until well after Michael and Macaulay finished their shopping and left. That moment, watching Michael trying not to laugh as we all waited for Anthony to figure out what was going on, was the least guarded thing I saw from him. It's always the little strange details about someone that super-famous that stick out, like when I helped him carry all the discs out to his mini-van after each shopping trip and I'd see that the mini-van was essentially buried in McDonald's cheeseburger and Big Mac wrappers. Seriously. Like he lived off of them. Or when he'd come in wearing a surgical mask and we could see fresh work underneath as he'd talk to us. It made Michael seem real, and not just like some character on TVand more than anything, he seemed to me to be a guy who was acutely uncomfortable with basic social contact, unsure of how to engage with people, always wary of what they might expect in return.
Michael eventually stopped coming into the store after an incident where he rented our 'Song Of The South' Japanese import laserdisc for, asking first if he could buy it from us. Dave had a firm policy of not selling rentals though, particularly if they were hard to come by and he told Michael no. Oddly Michael 'lost' the rental and told us a few weeks later he'd be happy to just pay for it instead. Dave flipped out and banned Michael from ever renting from us again and he blasted Michael's business manager on the phone one afternoon, furious and accusatory. That was it. I never saw Michael come into the store again.
I asked Mick Garris, my producer on Masters Of Horror, for his memories of Michael this afternoon. I met Mick when I was at Dave's as well and during that period, Mick worked with Michael on Ghosts, the short film that actually started life as another short film called Is It Scary ?. His relationship with Michael went further back, though, since he also appeared in Thriller as a zombie dancer, which is where Mick met his beautiful wife Cynthia, who was also a zombie dancer in Thriller. Here's what Mick sent me just a little while ago:
'Michael was a sweet and generous and amazingly talented man. The time I spent with him was filled with magic and joy and creativity, and I can't believe he's gone. Though I haven't seen much of him recently, I will really miss him. Mick'.
It's not going to seem real, I don't think, because for so much of the last decade, Michael hasn't seemed real. He's withdrawn further and further in the face of scandal and I'm not convinced those London concerts were ever going to really happen. I just don't think he had it in him still to pull off that much live performance. It's demanding under the best of circumstances, even if you're in top shape, but Michael's been disconnected from his work for so long that I can't imagine he was up to the challenge.
More than anything, that's the real tragedy of Michael's work and life... at some point, it just seemed to become too much work to actually be Michael Jackson anymore. When you consider how much energy he put into the work in the Off The Wall / Thriller / Bad era, it seems unthinkable that he would have slowed down and then vanished from the public eye like he did. I think his legacy is definitely tainted forever by the accusations against him of sexual abuse and frankly as a parent, I'm baffled by anyone who'd allow their children to spend time with him, even before the accusations went public. Even if he didn't sexually molest anyone, I think he was deeply damaged by the pressures put on him in childhood by his father and his family. He may have had an enormous, amazing gift as a performer, but traded fame for childhood and I'm pretty sure he got screwed by the deal. I'm sure we're going to be hearing more reactions to this over the next few days and weeks, and that this is going to be one of the larger stories in pop culture for the year.
But for me, I'll always remember the quiet, soft-spoken movie fan who used to ask for recommendations while he browsed the aisles, doing his best to ignore any fans at the window of the store, always interested in any cartoon collections or any golden-era musicals. No matter what I think of any other aspect of his life, in those long strange nights, he was just another geek, and that's the image of him I'll hold onto.
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You're a cool dude. Come on back some time, and have some fun here.
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is that the press actually got Corey Feldman's statement about Jackson's death. I guess a reporter from the Sacramento Bee just happened to be grabbing some lunch at Burger King yesterday? He got Corey's statement as he placed an order for a number 1 with cheese and extra lettuce.
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Jun 26, 2009 8:52:01 PM CDT
i will never understand the beginning of dont stop til...
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
you get enough. seriously...what the fuck was he talking about!?!?
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Jun 26, 2009 8:55:20 PM CDT
he made them feel good- and then turned white
by david_carradines_death_spunk
i'll give him the skin condition made him pale , but he went joan rivers with the surgery.
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Jun 26, 2009 9:00:38 PM CDT
Joe Louis, Jackie Robinson, Nipsy Russle- THE LIST GOES ON!
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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what a fucking genius...and hendrix...amazing. kinda sad they died way before my time (only 20) but i grew up listening to those guys. man.
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Now..he may be wacky as the day is long..but THERE is a man who broke some fucking barriers, back in the day when those barriers were backed up by attack dogs and water cannons.If not for that guy..and others like him...we would not be talking one bit about MJ. Fact.
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If you don't like MJ, why are you in the thread griping about it? He died and made people happy. Yet, here you are acting like a dochebag.
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He DID make people feel good about black people he was the first black person that everyone wanted to be regardless of race. Everyone wanted to be Michael. He paved the way for Jordan, Woods and Oprah. Black people that white people identified with and saw past race. What happened later in life doesn't negate that he was a pioneer. OJ Simpson doesn't lose a single NFL or college rushing yard on record because he murdered his wife. What MJ accomplished during his time was huge for black people.
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Way to take my words out of context? Do you work for FOX?
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tragically, and yet people continue to rake him over the coals. He paid his dues. Come on. He made millions happy.
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There are ways to do this. Then again most of you probably have the attention span of a chipmunk on amphetamines.
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Still stands at 'Zero.' Used to watch the cartoon in the 70's and remember being amazed by Michael on TV when he was young. The later Michael Jackson got so huge he just imploded and his fragmented pysch flew off into a million directions. Once your that big, it must be hard to size your ego down. He made some great music-It just was never my musical landscape, hence I never bought any. One memory i had was the THRILLER video-good god I hated that damn thing. Not cause it was bad, cause it was great. i hated it because MTV played it 24/7 for what...6 months or something. Bye Michael. I hope the next time around you get to have a real childhood.
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Jun 26, 2009 10:39:35 PM CDT
oh wow. someone actually is going with the "what lead up..
by iwasredempted
to 9/11 happened under clinton" nonsense? seriously? i'm not going to get into any arguements with kevinwillis, but i have to call bullshit, my friend. what makes the past 8 years very sad for me is that dubya made his old man seem like a very underrated president. which he actually was and that is coming from a person who voted for clinton.also the sad part is that dubya actually thought he was doing what was best for the country, as opposed to cheney who i can't even begin to try to understand.
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you got to be fucking nuts to think im gonna sit around to read that FUCK YOU, its pple like you that make the TBs an unpleasant experience
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GRAMMAR POLICE is fucking searching for you, you better RUN!!!
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say all you want about him but he was extraordinary.
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i dont get why people always say he never had a childhood. wtf? whats a childhood anyway? you wouldnt be an adult now if you werent a child before! makes no sense. my parents never took me to Disney world and when i was a kid i want to go desperately like any other, but now at 20, i sure hell dont ever wanna go near there. lol my childhood sucked and i liked it
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Did your father force you to have sex with a female older than you, while he watched?No? Well, Jackson's dad did.
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jeff goldblum had a real childhood. then he married gena davis.
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Jun 26, 2009 11:10:35 PM CDT
but don't get me wrong i liked the long kiss goodnight.
by iwasredempted
this was renny harlin at the height of his powers.
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when i was in grade school while he watched. fucked me up pretty badly.
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i need to stop drinking.
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while he watched me. now i have nightmares
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For things that got broken in our house that I didn't break, and wouldn't stop until they made sure I cried (but I'd force myself to mentally go to another place so I'd wear the shit out of their arms 'till they'd yell "Why won't you cry!!!)Hitler's dad did the same to him, but in my case it was my mother beating me.Vote for me for President in 2020.
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Jun 26, 2009 11:47:51 PM CDT
I'd slide my dick in between liz taylor's greasy tits anyday.
by ironic_name
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Jun 26, 2009 11:50:42 PM CDT
Subtitles_Off: from what I can remember, cunt is wonderful
by ironic_name
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he said he wasnt good at math. yeah right, every grown up knows that sin(1/n)- 157/86x2 = f(x) when q / ∞ = 0 if q ≠ ± ∞ and that the limit f(x) is 0.998334 if β ≥ α.
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Please don't tell me that he was what was keeping this place together. This talkback is the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet. Seriously. I don't know who the retards are that hijacked it but man, they've got to be sad people in real life.
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Jun 27, 2009 12:06:29 AM CDT
ironic_name: I'd slide my dick in between your "iconic" and "nam
by dioxholster
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STARGATE is too AWESOME. JUST BRAT IT!!
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STARGATE is too AWESOME. JUST BEAT IT!!
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and your name is dick's holster, as in where a cock gets slid into, as in everytime you've logged on here at aicn, everyone sees you and thinks "cock socket" haw!
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Jun 27, 2009 12:30:25 AM CDT
sorry about that guys, my 3 year old got a hold
by david_carradines_death_spunk
of my password. hope he didn't say anything outrageous.
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does not compute JACKASS!
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he watched it often
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When MTV actually played videos, many non-MJ fans had to sit through all of his crappy ones to see something cool. Really, just how many times did we really need to see "Billie Jean"?
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C'mon, "Can't Buy a Thrill" is a great album.
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Billie Jean is good but it aint stargate good
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and saw Michael Jackson, said "Get outta my son". True Story.
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There's a wormhole in hell with your name on it. In other news, Richard Dean Anderson called and confirmed you're the last idiot he wants plugging Stargate, because, well, you're the last idiot.
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Jun 27, 2009 1:18:44 AM CDT
'I am afraid that I am going to end up like him, the way he did,
by dioxholster
'I am afraid that I am going to end up like him, the way he did,' ---- Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson knew "exactly how his fate would be played out" and feared his death would echo that of Elvis Presley http://tinyurl.com/q4nl93
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You're still plugging SG, being the last idiot and all. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Yeah right.
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go play somewhere else
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that cunt talks about himself more than even harry
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it'd be months before neighbors complained about the smell.
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Where? How? Why?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sImzKqFtd4I
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It was pretty good from what I remember. I think one of the buttons was a special weapon which caused lights to shine down and everyone on the screen would start moonwalking before dying.
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Thanks dude! I just can't imagine a game where you'd just moonwalk around. On the other hand....
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http://tinyurl.com/3sql8j
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Jun 27, 2009 5:59:24 AM CDT
Check out VERN's girly blog on Jackson!!!
by gots_jacko_juice_on_my_chin
http://outlawvern.com/
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You always get this when a celebrity dies and people pay their respects to them.
Fact is, and as harsh as it sounds, I don't care about those other people. Of course people die every day but if I don't know them then they may as well just not exist for me. I'm not heartless - I will hope no soldiers get killed, no natural disasters occur and never want to hear about people getting hurt on the news - but those are just names to me as I never knew who they were.
Michael Jackson, on the other hand, has been a part of my life even though I've never met him. I've grown up listening to his music, bought his albums and been made aware of his life in the media. So, to me, his death is much more shocking than someone I never met or even heard of.
It's just annoying how there's always someone on the internet, a so-called do gooder, who has to point out "bigger" problems in the world. Yeah so what? Maybe we don't care, maybe we all did post on a forum for John Smith from Sydney who died in a boating accident. Whatever - it's just none of your business why we mourning one person and not someone else. -
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he wasnt a poser look all the others that came after him. he was the original copy and he set the golden standard, much like what Stargate has done over the years.
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about his abusivive father, his supposed liking for children. if we didnt care about the awful bashir doc . never saw that superlative Louis theroux documentary searching for Micheal Jackson. if all the stuff we know about him was swept under the carpet. and we didnt know a thing. Jacksons death would have been very sudden and very shocking. and we all would have been none the wiser. As i have said before Jacksons tragedy was that he never got the hlp he needed. Joseph jackson should have been put in prison for what he did to micheal and his children But that all took place in the seventies.
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Or did I dream that that actually exists?
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Is that right? He became addicted to morphine after that Ghost Rider incident?
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...one of my coworkers was really broken up about MJ's death, so after everyone had left and just a few of us remained, she began playing MJ's best videos on YouTube, and I hadn't heard most of them for many years, and now it's finally sinking in that he's dead. MJ is a legend, and even more so with his death. That legend will include all the bizarre things about him, like being a boy-man trapped in his own castle, and all the strange stories and myths about him. I just read Vern's eulogy, and one quote stuck out: "In a way, and not by choice, Michael sacrificed his own life and well-being for our entertainment." It's very true, and that's how MJ was treated. When he was at the top of his game in the 80's, people reveled in him and his music, but when his albums and videos started to decline, people reveled in tearing him down, and joyously making jokes or discussing gossip like pigs rolling around in shit. You're all going to miss him, even those of you in this talkback who have been pissing on his grave, you're going to miss him dearly, too, because it's one less person to hate on, and one less person to help you feel self-righteous. Gather up your burnt out torches.
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Over 2000 posts. Now make sure you wail and gnash your teeth over the loss of someone who might have entertained you a long time ago, but that you never personally met.
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Seriously, watch Captain Eo, the freaking Borg Queen Idea was stolen from this lady, the whole her shrouded in cables... Dude..
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a week ago that a Michael Jackson talkback would get 2000+ posts on this site. Not me.
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In other news rain is water that falls from the sky.
So, instead of actually providing the nation with news of noteworthy events around the world CNN is tracking the location of a corpse. Are we going to eventually get a 24 hour newsfeed of Michael Jackson's gravesite, just to constantly confirm that he's, you know, still in there?
People complain about the tactlessness of these talkbacks, talkbacks populated by people that have already established themselves as being perfectly happy with hiding under the seeming anonymity of the internet to spread jawdroppingly foul opinions and thoughts.
I'm ok with that. What I'm not ok with is the mainstream media promoting the notion that the masses should be wringing their hands and shedding tears for one person, who happened to be famous, while literally thousands upon thousands of people die everyday.
People that never had their faces on billions of television screens. People that never had hit records or millions of dollars.
While the world mourns the "loss" of Michael Jackson children are starving to death. As Americans can you even grasp the concept of starvation? If you have children can you look at them and imagine them never, ever, eating again?
This worldwide sadness for a dancing singer who lost his mind is the real tragedy out of all of this.
People don't know how to think for themselves. So go ahead, be sad for Michael Jackson. Shed those tears.
Then ponder the notion of children dying because they don't have any food.
If you can't figure out which of those two is sadder, than there's no hope for any of you. -
Dores that make you a fudge packer?
Just wonderin. -
Fuck. One more week of medication & maybe then I can spell.
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Jun 27, 2009 8:13:31 AM CDT
Everytime I read a post about "He done diddled dem kids!"...
by jacklucas
I swear I can hear the sound of banjos being played. It's not an insult when I say that many of you should really just kill yourselves. Really. Just do it. Today. You're going to end up doing it anyway once you realize how simple and deluded your life is and that no one around you can stand your boring, lifeless ass. So just do it today. You'll be doing yourself a favor.
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Then why don't you go help the starving children? Or do you want people to sit around talking about the fact that there are children somewhere in this world starving? So if people start talking about their favorite video game, you'll be like "There are people in this world starving and all you can think about is video games?!!", or if people want to talk about movies, you'll be like "What about the starving children????" What have you done for the starving children lately?
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You can cry. None of us will call you a bitch or a loser. Well, I mean... none of us will call you a bitch or a loser for crying. We may call you a bitch or a loser for your self righteous horses ass posts. But not for crying. Let it out, sweet heart. It's ok. You're a big girl.
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Jun 27, 2009 8:20:39 AM CDT
I fucked my girlfriend this morning before she went to work...
by jacklucas
Now I feel guilty because I popped on her back. God help the little starving children!
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I was only having a go at you for fun, dodge 'em cars style. I really hope I haven't caused you any more raised blood pressure.
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Jun 27, 2009 8:46:05 AM CDT
All those drugs he was taking. No wonder he snuffed it.
by richard_gere_raped_my_gerbil
The guy was a walking pharmaeceutical for fucks sake. If it was a heart attack, it's probably due to this.People who have heart attacks are usually people who don't look after themselves. Too many drugs, too much alcohol, too many big dinners. You gotta stay healthy in this day and age.
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Michael Jackson is dead. And yet the children still starve.
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fall into hole. Die. Yet the children still starve...
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I sincerely appreciate your sentiment. Ordinarily it would be ridiculous to lionize one person to such an extent, worldwide.
But this being MJ, I think it's very different. *Billions* of people loved his music, his art. And he did as much as Bob Geldof to bring real tangible help to millions in Africa.
So in a world that historically seeks to find meaning and comfort in heroes, MJ is the real deal.
Now, I was not a fan of his personal antics. But after talking to my wife and some friends who think he was not as nefarious as we're led to believe, I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt in death. Not to mention what Corey Feldman said here as well (and I found his blog and he sounds like the real Corey, take it for what it's worth).
But looking back at his career, his accomplishments in entertaining billions, creating some enduring music that had unifying messages, and bringing real help to millions ... I think he's worthy of this unprecedented adoration. -
...you're Bono, right? Could you possibly be a bigger douchebag?
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because the Internet is crashing over this.
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Could you post the link to Corey's blog...I wanna check that out, because if that indeed was the real Corey yesterday, that's pretty funny.
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Jun 27, 2009 9:09:26 AM CDT
It's hilarious that anybody takes what is said here seriously
by soylentmean
I raise your vitriol with a healthy dose of candor and aplomb, ya twits.
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Oooh look, a sparkler!
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http://coreyfeldman.wordpress.com/
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There are children starving somewhere? Don't you need to go lecture people about it on other blogs, and in chatrooms, and in the streets? Soylent, I'm not mad at you, and I'm a pretty liberal-minded person, but liberals like you who go around lecturing people about starving children on messageboards about movies or other trivial topics...you're the biggest douchebags out there.
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What, exactly, are you doing to help starving children? Whatever reason you give, how do you know we're not helping them - you don't know any of us. No you're just wasting your time criticising people you don't know for mourning the loss of a musician that made music they loved.
I'm sorry that there are children starving everywhere but if wemourned each of those individually, no one would have time for their own life and then what's the point of living then anyway?
People mourne who they miss - that's it. It can be a celebrity, a family member - anyone. But then you don't even have to mourne the passing of a family member either. It's whoever you miss - there's no rules to who that should be. -
As long as I can rack up a 400 million dollar debt like Jackson did. Hell, I'll settle for 4 million. Any takers? And can I have the music rights to 5 Chinese Brothers?
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for free
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this would not have happened. Vote YES on public plan option.
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I think I might be coming down with a case of Headgeekitis
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STOP TRIPPIN!!!!
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That Michael Jackson represents everything in the 'Modern world' and was a mutant, hey I like his music and his early stuff, but i was no socially retarded fringe nationality teen in my community listening to michael like he was my best friend or some crap like that, that in itself shows how cut off we are in our modern age, yes the future holds flying cars and spaceships my friends lets just get past the small problem of energy shortage and suffocating on our own shit
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Jun 27, 2009 11:54:38 AM CDT
He wanted to be buried with his favorite cock ring...Macaulay Cu
by bob cryptonight
Please don't come to the Aint It Cool talkbacks for sentiment.
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seriously". That has always been the mantra of shitty people who go online to abuse people and generally act out their baggage that they're too frightened to confront in real life. Everyone in this talkback that's been idiotic really has something missing inside themselves. If you're whole thing is not being genuine, meaning you don't think anyone should take what you're saying seriously, what are you doing? Why take the time to type anything if you're just being an asshole for fun or whatever it is that you think you're doing.
You know, it's been clear for a while, not a long while, probably within the last year that most of the people posting here are either children or just people looking for attention. Take any talkback for a movie and it's clear most of the people haven't seen the movie, probably haven't seen any movies, and are just there to say something stupid to get attention. I've been trying to understand why people who pretty much hate film would want to hang around a movie website. And don't think that I'm saying there were never trolls here or people acting out for a attention. Of course there were, but this is different. Just childish behavior with no purpose. It's no longer a community where like-minded people can talk about the films they like it's just a place for this garbage. People saying shit that they don't think anyone should take seriously. It's really sad. I used to enjoy coming here to find out about movies and get the opinions of people I respected before seeing something but now it's just this. I can't imagine what anyone in the business now thinks of this site when they try to read through a talkback to get a feel for how their movie is doing with the public. Because this clearly is not the public. It's akin to group of little kids who got to the computer when mommy wasn't looking so they could type in "doody". No other site that I've ever been to is like this and I'm shocked at how quickly this has happened here. It's a shame. -
Most of the people posting here are adults, believe it or not. They're just sociopaths. As far as it happening quickly, maybe it did but it was like 10 years ago that it happened.
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Well said. Everything you posted was 100% correct.
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If you think these talkbacks aren't written by the 'public', you need to get out more, seriously. People are complicated and no-one is just able to be pigeonholed as any one thing - as Michael Jackson, his achievements and his scandals show. There are indeed juveniles posting here, enjoying tearing things down simply because they've never achieved anything themselves, but there are all sorts of other people posting here too - and the fact they write something you don't like or that's offensive to you doesn't change that or make them somehow less of a person. Several movie stars post here anonymously, beyond that you'll find people of every profession posting shit here. You trying to make out everyone here slinging shit against a suspected pedophile is a socially retarded teenager is as offensive as the material you're complaining about, and it speaks to your own mentality more than it illuminates the mentality of others. As to the arguments about Jackson here - you have to accept, he opened himself up to these debates through his own actions. It's a shame someone so incredibly talented was also so fucked up, and it's sad he died so young, but people are going to speculate over the nefarious side of his personality because it's human nature - he was famous, and he was accused of heinous crimes. His own comments, his own actions in paying off accusers instead of fighting for his name are going to tarnish his reputation forever. Get over it. There's two mindsets you can go for. You can hope it was all untrue despite all the circumstantial evidence, the payoffs, the comments he himself made and you can enjoy the music he gave the world. Or you can believe it was all untrue, think of him as a pedophile and still enjoy his music. At the end of the day, he was a great musician and entertainer. Nothing else he did or didn't do changes that, but if the comments on this talkback of the negative variety upset you so much, why are you here reading them? You don't have to, you know. And bitching about them won't make someone suddenly change their mind and come over to your way of thinking.
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How about any black person that is good, kind, friendly shows respect for their fellow humanity, regardless of their talent or fame, makes me feel good about black people. And that same reasoning applies to any race or ethnicity. And guess what, Al Sharpton makes me feel bad about Al Sharpton.
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I've been here for that long, lurking originally, and it's gotten to the point where you can't ignore it. It wasn't like that a couple years back even. You can't even have a normal discussion around the chaos. What's worse is that some people the media in talking about Michael Jackson since his death kinda sound like some of these "people". They have no code either. It's really sad.
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Your name is Hint_of_Smegma. What else is there to say?
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Jun 27, 2009 12:49:17 PM CDT
Cherry, evidently not reasoned debate on your part, eh?
by hint_of_smegma
Your reply says it all, Cherry, and proves my point. My internet handle means nothing at all - it's an internet handle, not an insight into my soul. I am obviously writing at a level above "this sucks", but you won't come up with an intelligent rebuttal yourself, just a close minded foot stamp. Tell you what, have your tantrum that not everyone in the world sees things as you do. See where it gets you. I'm willing to bet it won't change the world, so you might want to buy a sense of perspective.
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...of what cable tv has done to a complete generation. Well...that and all of the crazy movies that we've all been watching since birth. The old adage that we're just a generation of desensitized zombies seems to be pretty accurate. On one side you have the corey feldman... i'm so sad i can barely live group, who like most people don really feel anything, so they overcompensate because they think thats how they're supposed to act. Then on the other side the stunkcockmike group, who dont feel anything or care, but want to let everyone know that they don't feel anything or care. All you have to do is tailor the jokes to the person, but it's all the same. We really just don't feel real emotion anymore and everyone acts it out differently. It's like those two groups sort of created each other by trying to outdo the other in how much they want others to know that they care or they don't care. It's fucking weird.
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Jun 27, 2009 1:53:19 PM CDT
monwalker arcade game was so much better
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
than the sega one
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Jun 27, 2009 1:54:18 PM CDT
Know what's sad? Corey Feldman can't afford corefeldman.com
by yackbacker
His blog is a wordpress URL. Someone else owns corefeldman.com. Wow, that's the saddest thing I've come across all day. On multiple levels (like who the fuck owns corefeldman.com anyway???)
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oh well, you all get the point.
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I'm guessing more names inspired by DGDB like "Paris Hilton's Sandy Vag", more retards like Edgar Wrights Prolapsed Anus making the same jokes in every talkback and annoying people, and the ones who want to have an engaged discussion will move on. Meanwhile this site will turn into a three ring circus (moreso).
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that natives in Algonquian country used for millennia as a sun block and medicine.
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Jun 27, 2009 2:05:40 PM CDT
but yes, if we all gave a dollar to corey, he could buy his
by ironic_name
old domain name, or a bitchin' ferrari.
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Jun 27, 2009 2:11:33 PM CDT
aicn will be gone. or possibly a trend of inteligent talk
by ironic_name
will sweep the internet, with correct grammar and politeness. or just a degeneration to 'lol' and hitting your head on a board to type a head message.
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he wwas greet entertaining but but i dont think hes normel person becase he sleeps wtih the ,kid of homealones moives but is sad wehn peeple die for peepel who liek them so im sorrry at at them then .!but anywya my revew of tramsormers 2 is on a awsome web site caled aint it balenews . com so everone who is sad aboat michel jackso shuld go to see my reveiw to make them hapy agian !its good revew and im not sayig things like i will brak your neck or thigns like that beacse its proper review .go to see it you guyys sereosly .!is at aint it baell news . com !
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i wouldnt fuckin argue with that. its perfect. though some would say off the wall is more complete. also, i know he just died, but for some reason i really wanna see the south park episode featuring him. fucking classic.
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LAST!!
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if you look at ,the wesbite you need to lookfor my name in the titel amd then you will see my reveiw of tramsformers2 .this is mesege for peeple who cant find my my revew so you need to loook formy name then .this is dreem come come true for ,me bnecase i have neveer had a thjing on a web siet in my life !so go to see my review of transfromers 2 then !thnak you everone !
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I grew up with Michael Jacksons music, as I'm sure a lot of other people have. One of my first memories is being 4, and seeing the Thriller video for the first time. We all gathered around the T.V. and watched something revolutionary. I can remember being terrified, while I danced like an idiot around the family room. We were Jehovahs Witnesses, and it was well known that Michael was too. My folks never let me watch the video again, but it didn't matter. Those images will never leave my memory. And everyone on here making jokes, and giving his fans shit for paying their own tribute to the man, need to moonwalk into oncoming traffic. It's just as bad as the people who don't think they can go on with their lives. I understand the need to eulogize the man, but if you feel the need to kill yourself over this, you've got deeper issues than idol worship. You want to see something really sad, check out what's goin on in Iran right now. Have you seen the video of Neda? That's something that should really make your heart sink.
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JUST KEEP IT IN THE CLOSET
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...its from the south park episode.
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Your butt is mine
Gotta eat it right
Just show your feet
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
Baby watch your mouth'a
Just shut your mind
Gotta shoot to kill
Shamawn cam awn ... tell me ... alright.
Talk is cheap
You're not a man
Just show your stuff
Eat out my hand
Shamawn tell me... alright
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I hope you're some kind of joke account set up by someone who has too much time on their hands because otherwise:(1) If you've named yourself after the character from Family Guy, go to Google and type his name in. When it asks you "Did you mean: Peter GrifFin?" feel free to punch yourself in the face from me.(2) Whatever your first language is, it sure the fuck isn't English. And, if IT is English, please do tell me where you're from so I can laugh at their fucking useless education system that lets fuckwits like you murder my language.(3) Nobody is ever going to visit your website. Everyone hates Transformers 2. We certainly don't need to read another review of it - especially where someone calls it "tramsormers" all the way through.That is all.
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im from aemerica not form other countrys !and is not myw eb site its a proper web site caled aint it bale news . com .so shut fuck up or or i will puncjh fuck out of you then .!everone esle dont foreget to see my revew !
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This is a joke, right?
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...i read the first two paragraphs of that review and it was kind of funny, but then it went on about 10 paragraphs too long.
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Jun 27, 2009 3:46:15 PM CDT
"proper web site caled aint it bale news "
by richard_gere_raped_my_gerbil
Yeah, you're right.It's definitely a joke.
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..has stretched a gimmick that thin since nuke the fridge. Even SNL sketches turned movies are embarrassed at what that site has done.
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It's funny when you look at their Michael Jackson obit (bearing in mind that it's one of the most talked about topics on the web at the moment) and there's four comments. Two of them by people who actually RUN the site.
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I actually find the site hilarious, and think petergrifin has maybe written the greatest review ever.
Sure, you blue noses will look down upon him because of his spelling and grammar, but the rest of realize we are not watching a man give his review, we are watching a force of nature at work.
Best. Review. Ever. -
..that petergrifin is your alter ego. And i wasn't really looking down on it I just couldn't get passed the forced fake spelling. There's only so much of it a brain can take before it's overload.
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I don't know if it is faked or not. petergrifin has consistently written like that ever since he first appeared on AICN about a month ago.
If it is someone faking it, kudos to him for doing an act without winking at the audience. Wether it is fake or not makes no difference to me, either away I am entertained.
Of course, I can easily believe that it is legitimate. I just got in a discussion with someone on another TB who insist that the US fought Great Britain in the Civil War. Yes, THE CIVIL WAR. So, I am not surprised by anyone on the internet anymore. -
Fucking hell, REALLY? There are some dumb fucks in this world.I was on a (non-AICN) messageboard a few weeks back where somebody seriously believed that the White House was in New York.
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yea I guess its not that surprising , but still pretty fucking depressing.
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It's now officially PC to make Michael Jackson jokes again!
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/king_of_pop_dead_at_12?utm_source=a-section
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http://www.theonion.com/conten t/news/king_of_pop_dead_at_12?utm_source=a-section
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He touched so very many people.....
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Will his 3 adopted children be returned to their biological parents?
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that all the people praising him are the same people that wouldn't cross the street to piss on him if he was on fire when he was alive.
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What the fuck you fuckers know? Bitches.
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but I haven't seen so much bonding in the streets since 9/11. Crazy. I did a pretty good moonwalk, wish I had a vid to share with you.
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...those people out in the streets morning are really that sad, cause i dont. I remember when i was 14 or so this car smashed into a tree by my house and these two kids died. Even though me and my friends had no idea who they were we stood out there like it was a vigil cause we knew that the local news would be coming by and it would get us on tv. I think those people are just doing it cause they think they should be feeling sad, or they know it will get them on the telly.
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to the industry, but was not suprised or even sad when he died. His talent took a back seat to the freakshow that became his life.
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seems the guy that was with him at the time of his death - the guy that was giving him daily injections of Demerol, despite the protests of people that were close to him - the guy that failed to resuscitate him when he went into cardiac arrest - the only other guy in the room at the time, apparently - the same guy who went missing immediately after the news broke out and has only just been found by the authorities and is "answering some questions" that might help the coroner, who has deferred the official cause-of-death following the autopsy "pending further tests"...
yeah that guy - apparently he's not actually board certified in neither of his two specialties, internal medicine and cardiology, has lived in numerous homes over the last decade in several states, filed for personal bankruptcy in 1992 in California and has five tax liens against him for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
With 50 sold-out arena shows planned and a massive debt to service - AND HIS PERSONAL HEALTH IN QUESTION - no doubt there was a massive insurance policy taken out against death or injury by "misadventure"
in other words, you got a GAMBLE on the one hand that he's gonna get through 50 shows ok and make you some coin or you got a GUARANTEE of a return on your investment if he croaks...
not to mention what his record sales are about to do...
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... began sales of the MJ burger. It's just fifty year old meat between ten year old buns.
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for the conspiracy theories to start. Jesus, only took 2 days. You know, sometimes people just die. Even famous ones. Granted, it doesn't help when you're a man/child with a Peter Pan syndrome who thought he was "bad" and "invincible" when he was really "off the wall" who had no problem with having his face carved like a wacko-jacko-lantern and bleaching his beautiful ebony epidermis to a pale Casper white that's whiter than even my white ass and I tell you I am white! Whew, what a sentence.
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Banning piece of rancid shit.
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I mean, DUH.
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FUCK the Banhammer!
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i was on the farrah tb and made a necrophilia comment to stir shit up and that bitch actually bans can you fucking believe that?
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http://tinyurl.com/lk7y5x
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As far as I can recall. Besides, what's wrong with saying you want to have sex with Farrah Fawcet? NOTHING, she was freaking hot. Even if she's dead, I mean come on, is this not America? I've hear FAR WORSE shit in other TBs. Homophobic racist spamming type stuff. I tells ya, the stuff that gets you banned around here... they need a fucking list of rules, or in the VERY least, when someone gets banned, the one wielding the Banhammer needs to explain to everyone the reasons behind the banning and use that as a warning.
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would've been enough to just erase the comment to get the point but noooo. The ban whenever or why the fuck system is not exactly the best type. Good ideas anywho Vader.
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It'd be the intelligent and forward-thinking thing to do. But since when has this site ever been about that? You want people to behave? Post some rules. You want people to learn from others' mistakes? Then TELL us why someone got banned. Its so very simple.
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is it just me or did anyone else want to puke to see everyone in the media now just cant wait to see someone burnt at the cross for jackson's death? like they themselves never contributed to the cause of his death. should look in the mirror before casting the blame at anyone.
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F U C K Y O U!
i'm far far from being a jackson's fan. and i'd be the first to spit on the face of anyone who cried over princess diana's death.
but this guy... he spread message of love(you kids raised on eminem who screamed constant hate won't understand it) through his songs all across the globe. 'we are the world' collected some $70 million in real money for african children. his 'heal the world' foundation continued to help poor and sick kids around the world.
if for nothing else, THAT alone deserved the highest respect! so... F U C K Y O U! this is one celebrity that deserving of all this praises. i'm just sorry jackson didnt get to see this worldwide outpouring love for himself. as always, you people are late, again. late late late! -
"i'd be the first to spit on the face of anyone who cried over princess diana's death" and then "but this guy... he spread message of love".Little boy, you should check out wikipedia for Diana's work with charities and how she raised AIDS awareness.You ignorant fuck.
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About the only explanation (other than a ghastly heart defect) for a guy of only 50 dropping stone cold dead from a heart attack.
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seems like everyone had a vested interest in MJ's big comeback tour except for the man himself!
hey if this doctor was a quack then it could just be plain good old-fashioned criminal negligence - no doubt he disappeared for a few hours to find himself a good lawyer - WOULDN'T YOU?
it's no secret there was an absolute plethora of shady characters who had insinuated themselves into MJ's world, but was he worth more to them dead than alive? none of us will ever know - could just be just another "piece o shit overdose"
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to campaign against them. Shamawn now.
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He talked to Meredith Veira. Good segment, Corey.
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June 30, 2009. An area man accused of molesting several boys was found not guilty in a jury trial today.
The man who acted as his own attorney used his closing argument to put on a two hour performance of singing, dancing and acrobatics. At the end of the performance the jury gave the man a standing ovation.
Juror Jack Mayhoffer stated "Well the prosecution did have a videotape of the defendant fucking the boy in the ass and the defendant's DNA was found in the boy's rectum, but the defendant was just so darn talented we just couldn't vote to convict."
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The local ones too.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er1Pm37yX08
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found dead in his home this morning.
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He spread it all right.... all over some poor kids ass.
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Damn he was just on Conan too...
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...on Vince Schlomi dying before Billy Mays. God, you are a joker.
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Billy Mays was his generations Ron Popeil. Billy made the world feel good about middle aged tv infomercial hosts! Of course he stood on the shoulders of TRUE greats like Ron Popeil...but Nilly had that gift, that certain genius that transcended gender, race, and economic standing...the he was a visionary and his spiel just made you wanna BUY BUY BUY!A true giant...and a gift to the world...I'm going to go but some OxyClean right now to honor his memory.
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Man, that's messed up."Pitchmen" was really starting to grow on me.
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Unless we're only counting unexpected deaths by celebs who weren't sick.
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Jun 28, 2009 12:31:23 PM CDT
FAA: "Billy Mays was not wearing a seatbelt during landing."
by fuckmichaelbay
He hit his head after a tire blew upon landing in Tampa last night, and was even quoted about it saying, "All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping. It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head." Not hard enough, good-sir. RIP.
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...they were definitely shooting his reality show at the time.
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with the other guy who does the mops commercials and stuff? I'm not understanding these sudden famous deaths. Just over recent years, not just right now. I try to explain things to myself in rational ways but I dunno. People are fine one minute and dead the next with no warning from those around them? Before even heart attacks seemed to have some warning. Strange times.
Smegma, the reason I didn't get into it with you is because I already said what I had to say. You started saying that I'm trying to get everyone around to my way of thinking and I've heard that around here before but I don't know why because I'm not. I state my opinion. When people address me about it, I try to further explain myself but I'm not a person who wants everyone to agree with me. I want to be able to express my opinion and allow everyone else to do the same. So when people say I'm trying to convince people of something, I figure I should just drop it because I don't know what I'm saying or how I'm wording things to make people think that.
About celebrity deaths and why people mourn. For me, it's that I do feel a connection with most of the celebrities whose work I enjoy. If a person creates art they often say they put a piece of themselves into it. So therefore they are sharing a part of themselves with the world. If you watch Rocky and it inspires you, or the Force makes you believe, or a song gets you through a hard time, then the person who created that may have helped you or been there for you in your life in a way that maybe your family or best friends weren't. If that's sad or pathetic to some people then so be it. But the vast majority of people mourning Michael Jackson right now mean it. Maybe we're all crazy groupies. I know that I am. But I don't have a problem with it. If anyone else does, you don't have to like me or associate with me. I wave my freak flag proudly. But being that I did care about Michael Jackson before and after his death I felt the need to defend him. Pardon me. -
She'll live to be 104.
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All we have left is Sully!!!!! He's not even American!!!!
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We are here with you
Though he's far away
His music's here to stay
You are not alone
He will always be in our heart
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Jun 28, 2009 2:08:14 PM CDT
THEY'RE DIGGING BILLY'S GRAVE WITH THE AWESOME AUGER!!!!!
by bringingsexyback
Holy shit that thing really is ... AWESOME!!!!
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I never once said you were TRYING to change people's opinions, I merely stated your behaviour WOULDN'T change people's minds. There's a difference there. Beyond that, you're effectively saying you avoided debate due to misconstruing my comments - as opposed to your actual stated comment which was dismissing the core of the posts simply due to my username. Well, all the posts are still there to read, hard to go back on them now. As to mourning celebrities I think for the most part it's mourning a part of your own life rather than the celebrity themselves. We associate celebrities and celebrity events with parts of our own histories - those of us who remember waiting to see Thriller on TV the first time it aired for example, it was a real event and most of us inextricably link that night, those feelings, to a happier time in our younger lives. Same goes for Farrah Fawcett, Dom DeLuise and on and on. We didn't know the celebrities, we only knew of media snapshots which is certainly not the same thing so how can we genuinely mourn for them? The answer is that we don't, no matter how you may disagree - and if you look at your genuine motivations for being sad about his death, you'll see I'm right whether you admit it or not. We are actually mourning what their contributions meant to US. The daft thing about it is that those contributions aren't ever going away, so what are we actually 'mourning' for? Because we think we ought to? It's the same collective self-serving idiocy that surrounded Princess Diana's untimely death. Unless you knew the person, were a friend or a member of the family, you're not mourning the person and saying you are is somewhat distasteful - it demeans what their real loved ones are going through. You can objectively feel sympathy for someone dying, but it's not the same thing - we project our own motivations onto the event.
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Poor Billy.
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You said: "And bitching about them won't make someone suddenly change their mind and come over to your way of thinking."
I said: "You[Smegma] started saying that I'm trying to get everyone around to my way of thinking"
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Is that he spent his whole life working. First just learning his trade then as he plied said trade as a young man, he lost his first marriage to his craft just trying to provide for his initial attempt at a family.
I like that he had his son working with him and seemed to have a good relationship with his father. I hope that (being as successful as he was) he had more time to share with his new wife and adorable daughter. I hope he rests fulfilled with the life he lived and that his family keep his memory close.
tldr; I hope Billy Mays lived a life he was happy with.
RIP Billy Mays
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But Pitchman Billy is really dead?!?! Fuck I feel sad right now. He's good people
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Which one 'a you is 50? Say your goodbyes now before it's too late!!!!!!
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Billy would not put his name on Green Again unless it was environmentally safe. RIP Billy.
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..when you go and reprint the comment and AGAIN prove my point. It was a statement about your behaviour not changing people's minds. It does not mean you were trying to. Get that? It's a statement on your behaviour not helping the situation, as you're doing exactly the same as those trying to tear him down, but in reverse. Do I need to explain this point anymore for you, or would you like to reprint more comments that merely prove what I was saying in the first place? The fact you are trying to latch onto a comment you yourself are misrepresenting while ignoring the content of my comments speaks volumes about your own level of debate - as in when faced with someone capable of debating in a slightly more intelligent manner than the usual "fuck Jacko" brigade, you slope off. Shame, it would be nice to have some actual debate about the event rather than the level of comments currently dominating.
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FUCK!
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Jun 28, 2009 2:56:40 PM CDT
These deaths are all a set up for events in the year 2012.
by watching_teri_hatcher_take_a_shit
Everyone relax. Nothing can be done to stop it. Hint: enjoy Carol Burnett while you can.
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Jun 28, 2009 2:57:03 PM CDT
THE AWESOME AUGER WAS INVENTED BY AN OLD FRIEND OF BILLY'S
by bringingsexyback
That guy used to be a pitchman too, and he became disabled in a wheelchair, but took up inventing to support his family. He was good people too. Like Billy.
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Noooo! That cute but annoying as hell TV Food whatever she does girl.
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Just like Michael Jackson. What has Vincent Shlomi done lately, but punch a bitch?
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EATEN BY A GIANT CRAB!!!
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First Michael Jackson is assigned to kill Farrah Fawcett by Billy Mays, using Watchmen style tactics to give her cancer!Next, Jackson is murdered after Billy Mays swaps some of his medication to give him a heart attack!And now Billy Mays is killed by the brains behind it all.... KATHY FUCKING BATES!Probably.
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I thought the Goldblum thing sounded kinda fishy, but Billy Mays...Within a week we lose Ed (he was kinda old) Farrah (she had cancer), but MJ and BM came out of fucking nowhere.I just started to get into PitchMen, and thought the guy seemed like a decent individual. He should at least get a TB on Herc coaxial boards.
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Jun 28, 2009 3:14:19 PM CDT
BILLY DID A COMMERCIAL FOR HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW'S RESTAURANT
by bringingsexyback
His son directed it. And they did it gratis, because they're good people.
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He was cool. Actually feel bad about this one. Liked Ed McMahon too, but Michael I could care less about. Just enjoying the last moments of the freak show.
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Same day as MJ, but nary a mention. He lived in Austin Texas, no aintitcool clearly was aware.
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Some idiot put HIM on the cover of the new game!! FUCK!!!
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I'm feeling overwhelmed.
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The death of Billy Mays hurts. He was a good dude. He was really entertaining. How sad is it that his career was really starting to peak, but now he is gone. If that plane accident really caused a head injury that eventually killed him, hopefully this will send a message to people that if you hit your head, go to the doctor! Poor dude.
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Jun 28, 2009 3:54:46 PM CDT
THIS IS PROOF THAT GOD DOESN'T EXIST
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
BILLY BAYS = FUCKING DEADKATHY BATES = ALIVE AND PREPARING TO KILL US ALL
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Merely THE inventor of psychotic blues! And one of the biggest stars of the 1960's psychedelic garage era! Ignoring his death would be on par with ignoring the death of Roky Ericson. And unlike MJ, Sky was still artistically relevant, with his new Austin band and his recent work w/ the Smashing Pumpkins.
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MSNBC is reporting that Sales of OxiClean have risen 600% in the last few hours. Already there is a general slowdown of the internet as fans the world over are logging in to buy the last of REAL Billy Merchandise.
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Okay, I just watched the clips. Captain EO was the worst thing I have ever seen or heard. Unbelievable that this man is mentioned in the same breath as Elvis. He clearly peaked with Ben .. a clip btw that I just played about six times in a row. THAT was a great song .. and unlike Thriller, etc, actually eerie .. chilling, even.
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Jun 28, 2009 4:12:20 PM CDT
BILLY MAYS!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Talkbackers rejoice!!!
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Apologies by the Spoonful. Well, it has been said that the Seeds were attempting to imitate Howlin Wolf and were brilliantly failing in new and strange ways. Now if MJ had only shown the tiniest tip of the hat to HW in Thriller, it could have become as interesting as the hype.
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THE SAME ASSHOLE WHO THINKS HE'S HOT SHIT ON A AICN TALKBACK!!!
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Basically a love ballad to a male under the age of 5.
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A sincere tearjerking ode of unrequited love to a mass murdering, foul monster? How is that not a genius performance? I mean unless .. unless no one told MJ that he was not singing to a human named Ben. Is this the song that planted the seed?
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HE FELL OFF THE FUCKING ROOF!!!
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Jun 28, 2009 6:27:50 PM CDT
After the sudden death of Michael Jackson Evan Chandler tells th
by evildoer
In 1993, Chandler told a psychiatrist and police that he and Jackson had engaged in sexual acts that included oral sex, the boy gave detailed description of Jackson’s genitals. The case was settled out of court for a reported $22 million, but the strain led Jackson to begin taking painkillers. Eventually he became addicted.
Now maybe for the remorse of his death Chandler decides to tell us the truth. ” I never meant to lie and destroy Michael Jackson but my father made me to tell only lies. Now i can’t tell Michael how much i’m sorry and if he will forgive me ”.Evan Chandler was tape-recorded saying amongst other things, “If I go through with this, I win big-time. There’s no way I lose. I will get everything I want and they will be destroyed forever…
Under the influence of a controversial father (Jordan Chandler) told his son to tell that Jackson had touched his penis.Jordan Chandler then told a psychiatrist and later police that he and Jackson had engaged in acts of kissing, masturbation and oral sex, as well as giving a detailed description of what he alleged were the singer’s genitals.
” Now for the first time i can’t bare to lie anymore. Michael Jackson didn’t do anything to me, all was my father lies to escape from being poor.”
Source: http://trashselector.com/evan-chandl...ather-im-sorry -michael/
I....I have no words other then I hope that Jordan Chandler, and his whole family burn in the pits of hell.
Rest in Peace
Michael Joe Jackson
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about people having sex with kids. Are you Catholics?
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Not only is he a Goonie, but he's good people.
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HE IS THE KING OF POP, ROCK, SOUL, R&B, RAP! MICHAEL WAS THE GREATEST FUCKING ENTERTAINER EVER PERIOD!
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Jun 28, 2009 7:35:09 PM CDT
WHAT A LAME, DISRESPECTFUL "TRIBUTE" TO MJ ON THE BET AWARDS
by bringingsexyback
And isn't it a bit early for his family to be attending a fucking awards show? What a bunch of parasites. No wonder MJ couldn't get away from them fast enough.
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The worst part is when the second set of allegations came up everyone forgot that the first kid had recounted his story. No one reads a retraction, right?
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sorry
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recanted. probably. I dunno.
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award show.
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Her twitter page said she died! WTF!!!
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That site is about as legit as this one.
The truth is Chandler described the police Wacko-Jacko's whacked out wienie perfectly. Every weird splotch, even the location of said splotches during an erection, were described to a T. This is why MJ coughed up $22,000,000 in hush money so his weird ass wouldn't be spending the next 20 years teaching convicts the moonwalk. Links to bullshit sites with articles written by writers with no names will change that fact. Michael Jackson was sexually attracted to little boys. Deal.
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Er, when did the second (well, there were actually more so he'd belike the 4th or 5th but hey who's counting) accuser recant his story? I doubt that very much.
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Everything I have read says his description was similar, but was not 100% accurate as you say. There was no "perfect" description.
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barechested pics they found of maculay culkin? wasn't that the tip of the iceberg?
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not bad but some really rough singing voices
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Again?
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for celebs.
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FUCK!!!
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he just fucked around with them. Really...nobody said he was a violent guy...he just liked little boys. Who knows..maybe the kid liked it, or consented...and only put the squeeze on him when mom and dad found out. But, as he is an American citizen...even looking at anything under 18 (16, female/male only with parental consent in MO) brands you as a potential criminal. And any SANE adult..especially one with so much to loose...would stay Faaaaaar away from that potential trouble. It just shows how fucked up the guy was...genius talent though he may have beemnt...that he could simply not control his desires/urges even when confronted by the loss of everything including his good name.
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shot that evil load up her adorable slit back in the early 1990s. She went from cute, talented, and classy to ghetto, base and a has been within seconds of taking his poison meat. Sadly, she has yet to recover from his toxic touch...Don't know if she ever will.
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I totally agree with you about how art creates an emotional connection so you feel a bond with their art, and that artist, even though you may not know them. Personally, I think the notion of having obituaries on this site is silly to begin with because this is not the type of place to pay respect to someone, and it's not like they are there in the afterlife reading AICN talkbacks, but I figure if they are going to post obituaries, it might as well be someone whose art you felt connected with at one point or another. Because usually it's someone who never really moved you, or even someone you never heard of. It'll be like "Johnny Bupkis passed away", and people will go to IMDB to look him up, and then they'll come back here and be like, "RIP Johnny Bupkis, I loved your Dolly Grip work on Deer Hunter", or "The theme song to Night Court is great, and now you will play it in heaven for the angels". That's why these guys demanding TB's for Billy Mays or Ed McMahon are out of their minds because who the hell has been moved by an infomercial, or by Ed McMahon sitting on the end of Carson's couch and laughing??? Top notch work, there. I don't think I've ever really gotten sad at a celebrity death, but I get surprised and taken aback, and it also makes you take stock in your own mortality when people whose art connected with you at one point in your life are no longer breathing. But simply posting an obit for anyone who worked in the industry or achieved fame gets pretty ridiculous.
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Really? For a bad and invincible dude like MJ to fork over $22 million ($22,000,000 damn that figure still blows my mind), I'd say the description was pretty damn accurate. I still don't know how the detectives got MJ to get an erection though. Maybe they showed him the unrated version of Home Alone.
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Someone get a hold of Patrick Swayze! Poor man has been looking terrible.
God bless him to I hope he can survive his battle.
And as for the 22 million payoff! Think about it everyone, and their mother thought he did it just cus he's a weirdo!
Now even if innocent he would have been found guilty the media had turned on him big time.
The poor man loved kids in an innocent way because he was still a child both at heart, and of mind in many ways, and he took that whole now known to be false claim to heart, and turned to pain killers, and hard drugs as a way to mask his pain.
The poor man looked drugged out of his mind in almost every interview he did the last decade.
I really feel bad for the man he did nothing but spread love to the world, and helped so many, and all he got in the end was nothing but nasty people making shit up to ruin his life.
He did not deserve the fate he got... He was a brilliant human being who should have been loved until his death by all because he was a loving person who was murdered by the same ass clowns who accused him, and those who poked fun at him because he was different.
That's what some assholes do they like to make fun of what is not "normal" to them... Shame on all of you, and It's sad you all have to live your lives like you do...
A Gift like Michael Jackson comes along once a century if your lucky, and now he's gone so fast... I will always miss his music, his inspiration his kindness, and his love of people.
We should all be more like Michael, and not so fucking negative like most of you all have become in your bitter old lives.
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The camera pans out to the crowd, and there's two old guys sitting out there.
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Can Harry or someone confirm or deny ?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI3TNIgOIBg
delete those spaces...
thanx p0llk4t for that link - excellent article! never realised his last days were so... EPIC in the scope of the tragedy - all the elements of a classic fall from grace story are there - they HAVE to do a biopic some time in the future when good taste allows!
not sure about the Farrakhan/Nation of Islam connection tho - there are other accounts of that "queen bee" nanny that seem to conflict? I could believe the connection to that shady "spokesperson" tho - that was actually proven, right?
it's funny how none of the "tribute" programs that have been pouring out of TV networks give his drug dependency more than a mere mention, if that - I think the most I heard was one of them saying he got hooked after the Pepsi hair on fire incident? I think I read an old old article in Rolling Stone a long time ago where he talked about the drug scene, from his Off The Wall (afro) days... -
It was the father that said he did, you know, after he drugged his son into saying it, and after he started bragging to his friends he was going "hit the big one". Seriously, you have to be one shitty dentist to be so broke to rack up $70,000 in back child support. or a complete douch who didn't care about his kids. one of those. "when asked how this would affect his son, Chandler replied, "That's irrelevant to me...It will be a massacre if I don't get what I want. It's going to be bigger than all us put together..."Hmmmm....and MJ only settled after months of his friends and lawyers asking him to. up until then he fought it.
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If I had that kind of money in his situation, I would've bought whatever business my accuser worked at and made his life miserbale, bought every house around his and handed the keys over to an army of crackheads. Had detectives record his every move, hired winos to testify he offered to blow them for $50, had photos doctored of him and his son, hired bikers to terrorize his parents, and would've killed his dog myself. Never give in to bullshit.
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One summer, back when me and my little bro lived in Hampton, Virginia in a neighborhood known as "RiverPoint" around 1966, we played Army and backyard football with Michael Jackson. Us kids all treated him like he was the same as us. He helped me and my bro build a treehouse. He came over a few times and had lunch with us and he even went roller skating with us one time.
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Jun 29, 2009 9:12:52 AM CDT
FASCINATING ARTICLE AT THE DAILY MAIL - WHAT DO YOU THINK?
by bringingsexyback
'I'm better off dead. I'm done': Michael Jackson's fateful prediction just a week before his death
By Ian Halperin
Last updated at 9:13 AM on 28th June 2009
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Genetic condition had ruined his lungs and left him unable to sing
He became so skeletal, doctors believed he was anorexic
He had nightmares about being murdered – and wanted to die
He used swine flu as an excuse to avoid coming to England
He thought he was agreeing to 10 concerts – it was 50
Whatever the final autopsy results reveal, it was greed that killed Michael Jackson. Had he not been driven – by a cabal of bankers, agents, doctors and advisers – to commit to the gruelling 50 concerts in London’s O2 Arena, I believe he would still be alive today.
During the last weeks and months of his life, Jackson made desperate attempts to prepare for the concert series scheduled for next month – a series that would have earned millions for the singer and his entourage, but which he could never have completed, not mentally, and not physically.
Michael knew it and his advisers knew it. Anyone who caught even a fleeting glimpse of the frail old man hiding beneath the costumes and cosmetics would have understood that the London tour was madness. For Michael Jackson, it was fatal.
I had more than a glimpse of the real Michael; as an award-winning freelance journalist and film-maker, I spent more than five years inside his ‘camp’.
Many in his entourage spoke frankly to me – and that made it possible for me to write authoritatively last December that Michael had six months to live, a claim that, at the time, his official spokesman, Dr Tohme Tohme, called a ‘complete fabrication’. The singer, he told the world, was in ‘fine health’. Six months and one day later, Jackson was dead.
Some liked to snigger at his public image, and it is true that flamboyant clothes and bizarre make-up made for a comic grotesque; yet without them, his appearance was distressing; with skin blemishes, thinning hair and discoloured fingernails.
I had established beyond doubt, for example, that Jackson relied on an extensive collection of wigs to hide his greying hair. Shorn of their luxuriance, the Peter Pan of Neverland cut a skeletal figure.
It was clear that he was in no condition to do a single concert, let alone 50. He could no longer sing, for a start. On some days he could barely talk. He could no longer dance. Disaster was looming in London and, in the opinion of his closest confidantes, he was feeling suicidal.
To understand why a singer of Jackson’s fragility would even think about travelling to London, we need to go back to June 13, 2005, when my involvement in his story began.
As a breaking news alert flashed on CNN announcing that the jury had reached a verdict in Jackson’s trial for allegedly molesting 13-year-old Gavin Arvizo at his Neverland Ranch in California, I knew that history had been made but that Michael Jackson had been broken – irrevocably so, as it proved.
Nor was it the first time that Michael had been accused of impropriety with young boys. Little more than a decade earlier, another 13-year-old, Jordan Chandler, made similar accusations in a case that was eventually settled before trial – but not before the damage had been done to Jackson’s reputation.
Michael had not helped his case. Appearing in a documentary with British broadcaster Martin Bashir, he not only admitted that he liked to share a bed with teenagers, mainly boys, in pyjamas, but showed no sign of understanding why anyone might be legitimately concerned.
I had started my investigation convinced that Jackson was guilty. By the end, I no longer believed that.
I could not find a single shred of evidence suggesting that Jackson had molested a child. But I found significant evidence demonstrating that most, if not all, of his accusers lacked credibility and were motivated primarily by money.
Jackson also deserved much of the blame, of course. Continuing to share a bed with children even after the suspicions surfaced bordered on criminal stupidity.
He was also playing a truly dangerous game. It is clear to me that Michael was homosexual and that his taste was for young men, albeit not as young as Jordan Chandler or Gavin Arvizo.
In the course of my investigations, I spoke to two of his gay lovers, one a Hollywood waiter, the other an aspiring actor. The waiter had remained friends, perhaps more, with the singer until his death last week. He had served Jackson at a restaurant, Jackson made his interest plain and the two slept together the following night. According to the waiter, Jackson fell in love.
The actor, who has been given solid but uninspiring film parts, saw Jackson in the middle of 2007. He told me they had spent nearly every night together during their affair – an easy claim to make, you might think. But this lover produced corroboration in the form of photographs of the two of them together, and a witness.
Other witnesses speak of strings of young men visiting his house at all hours, even in the period of his decline. Some stayed overnight.
When Jackson lived in Las Vegas, one of his closest aides told how he would sneak off to a ‘grungy, rat-infested’ motel – often dressed as a woman to disguise his identity – to meet a male construction worker he had fallen in love with.
Jackson was acquitted in the Arvizo case, dramatically so, but the effect on his mental state was ruinous. Sources close to him suggest he was close to complete nervous breakdown.
The ordeal had left him physically shattered, too. One of my sources suggested that he might already have had a genetic condition I had never previously come across, called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency – the lack of a protein that can help protect the lungs.
Although up to 100,000 Americans are severely affected by it, it is an under-recognised condition. Michael was receiving regular injections of Alpha-1 antitrypsin derived from human plasma. The treatment is said to be remarkably effective and can enable the sufferer to lead a normal life.
But the disease can cause respiratory problems and, in severe cases, emphysema. Could this be why Jackson had for years been wearing a surgical mask in public, to protect his lungs from the ravages of the disease? Or why, from time to time, he resorted to a wheelchair? When I returned to my source inside the Jackson camp for confirmation, he said: ‘Yeah, that’s what he’s got. He’s in bad shape. They’re worried that he might need a lung transplant but he may be too weak.
‘Some days he can hardly see and he’s having a lot of trouble walking.’
Even Michael Jackson’s legendary wealth was in sharp decline. Just a few days before he announced his 50-concert comeback at the O2 Arena, one of my sources told me Jackson had been offered £1.8million to perform at a party for a Russian billionaire on the Black Sea.
‘Is he up to it?’ I had asked.
‘He has no choice. He needs the money. His people are pushing him hard,’ said the source.
Could he even stand on a stage for an hour concert?
‘He can stand. The treatments have been successful. He can even dance once he gets in better shape. He just can’t sing,’ said the aide, adding that Jackson would have to lip-synch to get through the performance. ‘Nobody will care, as long as he shows up and moonwalks.’
He also revealed Jackson had been offered well over £60million to play Las Vegas for six months. ‘He said no, but his people are trying to force it on him. He’s that close to losing everything,’ said the source.
Indeed, by all accounts Jackson’s finances were in a shambles. The Arvizo trial itself was a relative bargain, costing a little more than £18million in legal bills.
But the damage to his career, already in trouble before the charges, was incalculable. After the Arvizo trial, a Bahraini sheikh allowed Jackson to stay in his palace, underwriting his lavish lifestyle. But a few years later, the prince sued his former guest, demanding repayment for his hospitality. Jackson claimed he thought it had been a gift.
Roger Friedman, a TV journalist, said: ‘For one year, the prince underwrote Jackson’s life in Bahrain – everything including accommodation, guests, security and transportation. And what did Jackson do? He left for Japan and then Ireland. He took the money and moonwalked right out the door. This is the real Michael Jackson. He has never returned a phone call from the prince since he left Bahrain.’
Although Jackson settled with the sheikh on the eve of the trial that would have aired his financial dirty laundry, the settlement only put him that much deeper into the hole. A hole that kept getting bigger, but that was guaranteed by Jackson’s half ownership of the copyrights to The Beatles catalogue. He owned them in a joint venture with record company Sony, which have kept him from bankruptcy.
‘Jackson is in hock to Sony for hundreds of millions,’ a source told me a couple of months ago. ‘No bank will give him any money so Sony have been paying his bills.
‘The trouble is that he hasn’t been meeting his obligations. Sony have been in a position for more than a year where it can repossess Michael’s share of the [Beatles] catalogue. That’s always been Sony’s dream scenario, full ownership.
‘But they don’t want to do it as they’re afraid of a backlash from his fans. Their nightmare is an organised 'boycott Sony' movement worldwide, which could prove hugely costly. It is the only thing standing between Michael and bankruptcy.’
The source aid at the time that the scheduled London concerts wouldn’t clear Jackson’s debts – estimated at almost £242million – but they would allow him to get them under control and get him out of default with Sony.
According to two sources in Jackson’s camp, the singer put in place a contingency plan to ensure his children would be well taken care of in the event of bankruptcy.
‘He has as many as 200 unpublished songs that he is planning to leave behind for his children when he dies. They can’t be touched by the creditors, but they could be worth as much as £60million that will ensure his kids a comfortable existence no matter what happens,’ one of his collaborators revealed.
But for the circle of handlers who surrounded Jackson during his final years, their golden goose could not be allowed to run dry. Bankruptcy was not an option.
These, after all, were not the handlers who had seen him through the aftermath of the Arvizo trial and who had been protecting his fragile emotional health to the best of their ability. They were gone, and a new set of advisers was in place.
The clearout had apparently been engineered by his children’s nanny, Grace Rwaramba, who was gaining considerable influence over Jackson and his affairs and has been described as the ‘queen bee’ by those around Jackson.
Rwaramba had ties to the black militant organisation, the Nation of Islam, and its controversial leader, Louis Farrakhan, whom she enlisted for help in running Jackson’s affairs.
Before long, the Nation was supplying Jackson’s security detail and Farrakhan’s son-in-law, Leonard Muhammad, was appointed as Jackson’s business manager, though his role has lessened significantly in recent years.
In late 2008, a shadowy figure who called himself Dr Tohme Tohme suddenly emerged as Jackson’s ‘official spokesman’.
Tohme has been alternately described as a Saudi Arabian billionaire and an orthopaedic surgeon, but he is actually a Lebanese businessman who does not have a medical licence. At one point, Tohme claimed he was an ambassador at large for Senegal, but the Senegalese embassy said they had never heard of him.
Tohme’s own ties to the Nation of Islam came to light in March 2009, when New York auctioneer Darren Julien was conducting an auction of Michael Jackson memorabilia.
Julien filed an affidavit in Los Angeles Superior Court that month in which he described a meeting he had with Tohme’s business partner, James R. Weller. According to Julien’s account, ‘Weller said if we refused to postpone [the auction], we would be in danger from 'Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam; those people are very protective of Michael'.
He told us that Dr Tohme and Michael Jackson wanted to give the message to us that 'our lives are at stake and there will be bloodshed'.’
A month after these alleged threats, Tohme accompanied Jackson to a meeting at a Las Vegas hotel with Randy Phillips, chief executive of the AEG Group, to finalise plans for Jackson’s return to the concert stage.
Jackson’s handlers had twice before said no to Phillips. This time, with Tohme acting as his confidant, Jackson left the room agreeing to perform ten concerts at the O2.
Before long, however, ten concerts had turned into 50 and the potential revenues had skyrocketed. ‘The vultures who were pulling his strings somehow managed to put this concert extravaganza together behind his back, then presented it to him as a fait accompli,’ said one aide.
‘The money was just unbelievable and all his financial people were telling him he was facing bankruptcy. But Michael still resisted. He didn’t think he could pull it off.’
Eventually, they wore him down, the aide explained, but not with the money argument.
‘They told him that this would be the greatest comeback the world had ever known. That’s what convinced him. He thought if he could emerge triumphantly from the success of these concerts, he could be the King again.’
The financial details of the O2 concerts are still murky, though various sources have revealed that Jackson was paid as much as £10million in advance, most of which went to the middlemen. But Jackson could have received as much as £100million had the concerts gone ahead.
It is worth noting that the O2 Arena has the most sophisticated lip synching technology in the world – a particular attraction for a singer who can no longer sing. Had, by some miracle, the concerts gone ahead, Jackson’s personal contribution could have been limited to just 13 minutes for each performance. The rest was to have been choreography and lights.
‘We knew it was a disaster waiting to happen,’ said one aide. ‘I don’t think anybody predicted it would actually kill him but nobody believed he would end up performing.’
Their doubts were underscored when Jackson collapsed during only his second rehearsal.
‘Collapse might be overstating it,’ said the aide. ‘He needed medical attention and couldn’t go on. I’m not sure what caused it.’
Meanwhile, everybody around him noticed that Jackson had lost an astonishing amount of weight in recent months. His medical team even believed he was anorexic.
‘He goes days at a time hardly eating a thing and at one point his doctor was asking people if he had been throwing up after meals,’ one staff member told me in May.
‘He suspected bulimia but when we said he hardly eats any meals, the doc thought it was probably anorexia. He seemed alarmed and at one point said, 'People die from that all the time. You’ve got to get him to eat.'’
Indeed, one known consequence of anorexia is cardiac arrest.
After spotting him leave one rehearsal, Fox News reported that ‘Michael Jackson’s skeletal physique is so bad that he might not be able to moonwalk any more’.
On May 20 this year, AEG suddenly announced that the first London shows had been delayed for five days while the remainder had been pushed back until March 2010. At the time, they denied that the postponements were health-related, explaining that they needed more time to mount the technically complex production, though scepticism immediately erupted. It was well placed.
Behind the scenes, Jackson was in rapid decline. According to a member of his staff, he was ‘terrified’ at the prospect of the London concerts.
‘He wasn’t eating, he wasn’t sleeping and, when he did sleep, he had nightmares that he was going to be murdered. He was deeply worried that he was going to disappoint his fans. He even said something that made me briefly think he was suicidal. He said he thought he’d die before doing the London concerts.
‘He said he was worried that he was going to end up like Elvis. He was always comparing himself to Elvis, but there was something in his tone that made me think that he wanted to die, he was tired of life. He gave up. His voice and dance moves weren’t there any more. I think maybe he wanted to die rather than embarrass himself on stage.’
The most obvious comparison between the King of Pop and the King of Rock ’n’ Roll was their prescription drug habits, which in Jackson’s case had significantly intensified in his final months.
‘He is surrounded by enablers,’ said one aide. ‘We should be stopping him before he kills himself, but we just sit by and watch him medicate himself into oblivion.’
Jackson could count on an array of doctors to write him prescriptions without asking too many questions if he complained of ‘pain’. He was particularly fond of OxyContin, nicknamed ‘Hillbilly heroin’, which gave an instant high, although he did not take it on a daily basis.
According to the aide, painkillers are not the only drugs Jackson took.
‘He pops Demerol and morphine, sure, apparently going back to the time in 1984 when he burned himself during the Pepsi commercial, but there’s also some kind of psychiatric medication. One of his brothers once told me he was diagnosed with schizophrenia when he was younger, so it may be to treat that.’
His aides weren’t the only ones who recognised that a 50-concert run was foolhardy. In May, Jackson himself reportedly addressed fans as he left his Burbank rehearsal studio.
‘Thank you for your love and support,’ he told them. ‘I want you guys to know I love you very much.
'I don’t know how I’m going to do 50 shows. I’m not a big eater. I need to put some weight on. I’m really angry with them booking me up to do 50 shows. I only wanted to do ten.’
One of his former employees was particularly struck by Jackson’s wording that day. ‘The way he was talking, it’s like he’s not in control over his own life any more,’ she told me earlier this month. ‘It sounds like somebody else is pulling his strings and telling him what to do. Someone wants him dead.
'They keep feeding him pills like candy. They are trying to push him over the edge. He needs serious help. The people around him will kill him.’
As the London concerts approached, something was clearly wrong. Jackson had vowed to travel to England at least eight weeks before his first shows, but he kept putting it off.
‘To be honest, I never thought Michael would set foot on a concert stage ever again,’ said one aide, choking back tears on the evening of his death.
‘This was not only predictable, this was inevitable.’
On June 21, Jackson told my contact that he wanted to die. He said that he didn’t have what it would take to perform any more because he had lost his voice and dance moves.
‘It’s not working out,’ Jackson said. ‘I’m better off dead. I don’t have anywhere left to turn. I’m done.’
Michael’s closest confidante told me just two hours after he died that ‘Michael was tired of living. He was a complete wreck for years and now he can finally be in a better place. People around him fed him drugs to keep him on their side. They should be held accountable.’
Michael Jackson was undoubtedly a deeply troubled and lonely man. Throughout my investigation, I was torn between compassion and anger, sorrow and empathy.
Even his legacy is problematic. As I have already revealed, he has bequeathed up to 200 original songs to his three children, Prince Michael, aged 12, Paris Katherine, 11, and Prince Michael II (also known as Blanket), seven. It is a wonderful gift.
Yet I can reveal that his will, not as yet made public, demands that the three of them remain with Jackson’s 79-year-old mother Katherine in California. It promises an ugly row.
Ex-wife Deborah Rowe, the mother of the eldest two, has already made it clear to her legal team that she wants her children in her custody, immediately.
The mother of the third child has never been identified. I fully expect that it will emerge that the children had a ‘test tube’ conception, a claim already made by Deborah Rowe.
Michael Jackson may very well have been the most talented performer of his generation, but for 15 years that fact has been lost to a generation who may remember him only as a grotesque caricature who liked to share his bed with little boys. Now that he’s gone, maybe it’s time to shelve the suspicions and appreciate the music.
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...lot of interesting things in that article, particularly the bit about him taking many pills, including one for a psychiatric disorder. I'd love for all those around him to start telling their stories now that he's gone, just so the world could understand him.
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always in 3's, always in 3's
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at the BET awards was hilariously sad. He was all business. Showing absolutely no grief, only referring to Michael as the greatest superstar who ever lived, but never as his son. He had his PR rep read a statement from the family then brought out his lawyer. Then, after that, he had the audacity to plug his new record company without being prompted. Why was he invited? Was he integral to Michael's stardom? Yes, but he's pretty much the reason why Michael is dead. Why does the African American community and leaders give this guy a free pass, just like they did with Michael Vick, R Kelly, OJ Simpson? Unbelievable......
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i agree
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Scary
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That's why his father and brothers will get richer and richer while he will rot. Sad ending to a sad story
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talk is just freaking pathetic. What a useless waste of a human being. I can see where the greed begins.
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Michael Jackson is pop king of sick fucking country.
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'Biggest talk back ever?'
Not by a fucking mile. Jackson may be the 'king of pop' but the all-time king of talkbacks is THE BALEBACK - it crashed the system after topping well over 10,000 posts.
That's why I wancha ta know. The Man In The Mirror is Bale. -
"The actor, who has been given solid but uninspiring film parts."
Sounds like Shia to me! Maybe that's why he's been wearing that cast thing. He's trying to emulate MJ's one glove look. -
AND PROP HIM UP ON STAGE ONE MORE TIME
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THE BALEBACK is the greatest accomplishment of not only Ain't It Cool but also of mankind.
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far as I know, only the LOST talkback that stretched from the end of one season to the beginning of the next ever hit 10,000 posts - and it didn't "crash the system" - the "system" just stopped counting after 10,000 so nobody ever knows exactly how many posts it was in the end
I could be wrong
lot of us lose interest in those old talkbacks after about a week or so... -
Jun 30, 2009 2:50:04 AM CDT
Whaen Farrah Fawcett arrived at the pearly gates...
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
she was given one wish. "protect the children" she replied, so God killed Micheal Jackson....
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in NYC, they are actually selling MJ RIP shirts. Talk about feeding off the dead
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Makes the world go 'round. I'm hoping the turn Neverland into the Michael Jackson museum and I can go there one day. I'm not sure they should have a Michael Jackson themed restaurant. I used to love the Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich at Elvis Presley's Memphis, but apparently they couldn't turn a profit and the restaurant closed.Still, R.I.P. Michael. He was a talented guy. Amazing watching the stuff he was doing with the Jackson 5 when he was 11 years old. Dude was a prodigy.
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It's one thing to come to a board and make a bunch of rude comments, but still, that shit is just foul. In another time and age, they would be the folks pulling out good fillings and jewelry off corpses
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...has just announced his own death. Tour to follow.
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it's just that nobody had the heart to tell him
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