THE REAL WORLD
CANCUN Act One!!
I am – Hercules!!
Lucky lucky cast of “Real World 22.” MTV could have shipped them off to live in Beirut or Brooklyn or Wasilla or Darfur, but instead this latest crop gets to live in a swanky ocean-view Cancun penthouse.
Here’s the season’s opening, which focuses on the boyfriend of castmember Jonna (above) pointedly NOT asking her over and over if she’s going to cheat on him in Mexico. I wonder what’s going to happen …
Find out more about the new cast here. See if your gaydar is sensitive enough to pick out the non-breeder without reading the bios.
And remember. The talkbackers who claim never to have followed a reality show are trying to make people forget that time mom caught them masturbating to “Breaking Bonaduce.”
10 p.m. Wednesday. MTV.
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June 24, 2009, 4:37 a.m. CST
June 24, 2009, 4:38 a.m. CST
fake scenarios that only a complete fool would call plausible. MTV just needs to rot away. And the video says no longer available. Hmph.
June 24, 2009, 4:41 a.m. CST
McWeeny, you still owe us an apology for that one you New Line whore.
June 24, 2009, 5:03 a.m. CST
that was until i had the epiphany that they were fucking crap, dumbing down television for the masses. phew, close escape, glad i came to my senses. others however.. they just couldn't get past it.
June 24, 2009, 5:19 a.m. CST
reason i cut my satellite packages to a minimum and stick to netflix now.
June 24, 2009, 5:26 a.m. CST
Just saying..I would be real money she cheats on him in Mexico..I would bone her if she wanted to take on some new meat :)
June 24, 2009, 5:27 a.m. CST
June 24, 2009, 6:11 a.m. CST
Screw Cancun. Unless there is another shootout or somebody gets kidnapped who the fuck cares. <p> Real World Detroit now that would be the shit. Literally the shit.
June 24, 2009, 6:12 a.m. CST
June 24, 2009, 6:13 a.m. CST
Most of the tech is already outsourced. Get the cast jobs at a call center.
June 24, 2009, 7:35 a.m. CST
by American Mythos
Ed McMahon that is. Am I missing it in tiny text on the main site somewhere? Am I just illiterate? The man was a television icon for decades, was one of the most memorable faces/voices in America, and was the inspiration for one of the greatest lines in movie history -- "Here's Johnny!" from The Shining. Where's the respect?
June 24, 2009, 8:03 a.m. CST
Reality shows are for morons. Why the hell does AICN cover this shit? I can't believe more than a handful of the readers here are that desperate for entertainment that they'd actually find crap like The Real World enjoyable. Maybe I'm naive, but I like to believe people's IQs are higher than that.
June 24, 2009, 8:55 a.m. CST
Oh wait, that would be Survivor: Cacun.
June 24, 2009, 8:59 a.m. CST
Aside from that stunt show and Rob Dyrdeck(sp?)'s Fantasy Factory, MTV is an unwatchable mess. It sucks that it's one of the few channel numbers that I have memorized, so I end up surfing over to it every now and then. VH1 is shit too, but at least their trash reality shows and the stuff with D-list celebrities that offer opinions on those countdown shows are entertaining background noise. Fuck MTV and fuck The Real World (probably the most inappropriate title for what that show actually is).
June 24, 2009, 9:54 a.m. CST
...I just can't support it's network anymore. Wish you'd join us Herc. At least until MTV gets it's act together.
June 24, 2009, 9:56 a.m. CST
I'd bet real money she cheats on him on the way to the grocery store.
June 24, 2009, 10:02 a.m. CST
I think they are all gay.
June 24, 2009, 10:11 a.m. CST
http://tinyurl.com/l8a6st <P> i shit you not. just when you thought MTV couldn't get any worse...
June 24, 2009, 10:52 a.m. CST
by Stuntcock Mike
Almost the same cock size as Megan Fox.
June 24, 2009, 11:24 a.m. CST
parlay her 15 seconds of fame into a spot on this show?
June 24, 2009, 11:27 a.m. CST
how about a talk back on the train wreck that is agt<p> a week spent using susan boyle to pimp a show that has no biz being on tv<p> hasselhoff is a drunk, sharon osborne desperately needs ozzy, and piers looks royally uncomfortable<p> and where did they find the black guy who is doing a bad impression of chris tucker?<p> the acts that are bad arent entertainingly bad and the ones they think are good are just fucking boring<p> the production staff doesnt have a clue, and lets be honest, the things that make bgt good dont work for america....americans arent cute...they are all (and i include myself) obnoxious twits
June 24, 2009, 12:28 p.m. CST
June 24, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST
Not fat people exist in their world either right?
June 24, 2009, 12:43 p.m. CST
June 24, 2009, 3:07 p.m. CST
that is all.
June 24, 2009, 4:16 p.m. CST
Or at least a season where all the chicks are actually shemales and so passable that none of the guys know until it's too late and are already under the sheets and drunk off their asses. The Real World: Trannysurprise Season! DO IT.
June 24, 2009, 4:17 p.m. CST
June 24, 2009, 4:18 p.m. CST
Still a good idea.
June 24, 2009, 6:41 p.m. CST
They always cheat! Even the mormons or religious nutcases. They go on the show and by the first commercial break they're all in the hot tub fucking. It's the same every season.
June 25, 2009, 12:41 a.m. CST
Wasn't there some Real World movie that came out a few years ago and bombed?
June 25, 2009, 3:54 a.m. CST
June 25, 2009, 3:56 a.m. CST
Do not have a fucking clue what the real world is like? They all live in some knind of MTV fantasy world. I would not piss on any of these turds, especially if they were on fire. I blame MTV for the decline of intelligence in modern society.
June 25, 2009, 4:16 a.m. CST
It says a lot about a network when all of it's movie awards go to 'Twilight'. Unless you are a 12 year old girl, you have no business watching it. Seriously. Just stop promoting anything on that abortion of a network. Now. Please.
June 25, 2009, 7:24 a.m. CST
The fact that you even know what piece of shit swept the MTV "movie awards" says a bit about you. <p> I only clicked on this link to hopefully see people ripping the shit out of this show.
June 25, 2009, 3:29 p.m. CST
The show is made to be that way or else no one would watch. They are shallow, uninteresting people.Back in the day, this show was classy. Now it's just web cam shit.
June 25, 2009, 3:45 p.m. CST
June 26, 2009, 12:07 p.m. CST
I admit I am a sucker, I still watch the show. Make fun of me all you want, it can't be as bad as what my friends say. Anyways, the show has definately changed over the years and I would say the changed happened with Real World Vegas, before that there was at least some relevency to the show, it actually took 7 young 20-somethings search for something more in life and stuck them in a house together to live for four months. Once Vegas happened, it became a mission of the producers to try and find seven strangers that would drink and have sex and that's pretty much it. That is really all there is to the show anymore.
June 26, 2009, 2:08 p.m. CST
entertainment in general is mindless. To call out the Realworld for being that way is a little captain of the obvious. Just check it out for a minor lesson in sociology and the hot little bitches.
June 28, 2009, 5:07 a.m. CST
I'm assuming she's empty-headed?
June 28, 2009, 4:51 p.m. CST
She's just one example of this country's "everyone else is doing it" attitude. These days it's abnormal for someone to NOT have a tattoo.
June 28, 2009, 4:54 p.m. CST
I'm sure she'll cheat on her boyfriend. But of course she'll find some way to make it his fault that she did. Women make me sick.
June 29, 2009, 9:15 a.m. CST
Have the cast locked in a room. The only way to survive is to be last person standing. To win you have to kill and eat the others. Ratings bonanza.
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