I am – Hercules!!

Lucky lucky cast of “Real World 22.” MTV could have shipped them off to live in Beirut or Brooklyn or Wasilla or Darfur, but instead this latest crop gets to live in a swanky ocean-view Cancun penthouse.

Here’s the season’s opening, which focuses on the boyfriend of castmember Jonna (above) pointedly NOT asking her over and over if she’s going to cheat on him in Mexico. I wonder what’s going to happen … Find out more about the new cast here. See if your gaydar is sensitive enough to pick out the non-breeder without reading the bios. And remember. The talkbackers who claim never to have followed a reality show are trying to make people forget that time mom caught them masturbating to “Breaking Bonaduce.” 10 p.m. Wednesday. MTV. Follow Herc on Twitter!

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