Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. This trailer isn't brand-spankin' new, but I just came across it and figured there'd be some good discussion. For starters, who has seen the original film, starring Terry O'Quinn and, awkwardly, his penis? I saw the film growing up and thought it was okay and then more recently at the Drafthouse.

It's twisted and reeks of the '80s. I always thought a more interesting version of the story doesn't open with the stepfather wandering through the murder of his previous family, changing shaving his beard and changing his appearance. That would make it a mind game... is he or isn't he a psychotic killer?

Doesn't look like that's what the sequel is going for. It very much comes across as the original put through the DISTURBIA filter, with even more teen underwear models in the cast. They also seem to have decided to give away one of the best moments from the original transplanted into this movie in the below trailer.

As you can probably tell, I'm not exactly feeling this one. It looks professionally done, but bland. And I couldn't tell the difference between the stepfather and the original father, the two actors look so much alike. What do you folks think?

-Quint
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