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Script Girl returns by grabbing the bull by the... um... yeah. She goes there!
Hey folks, Harry here - this week on Script Girl - the good news is... there's no remake script sales news. Whew! However, the original scripts sold just don't sound very compelling. Sigh. Here's Script Girl with the details...
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TOTS!!!! MMMMM!!!! LOVE EM!!!
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She can grab my bull *heh*.
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blatant sexual explotation...
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Let the blatherings of the slack-jawed mouth breathing troglodytes spew forth! Here's a clip of one of their meetings: http://tinyurl.com/SGHaters
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She's just setting herself up for jokes this week.
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so they give the website some shit.
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Another week, another disappointment. But more importantly...WHERE IS SHE-RA?!!!!
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Jun 20, 2009 3:28:17 PM CDT
Yes...that IS my man batter on her face, not a milk mustache...
by fuckmichaelbay
...GOT FMB?
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... but the question is, did she go there for you?
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Just this week?
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Should've gotten some on her glasses, tho. WTF!
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Jun 20, 2009 3:37:17 PM CDT
she is an insecure nerd who just recently had a sexual reawakeni
by awepittance
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and booty
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Let's find out!!!
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I really never post here, but I'd just like to say that I'm facebook friends with Harry Knowles and yesterday received a facebook friend request from Kristina Welles. Having no idea who that was, I tried looking at her profile and saw that she was in fact Script Girl, and was totally offended!
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Seriously. Boobies? That's why you freak out? You do realize this is the interwebs, the cradle of porn?Just sayin'....
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I agree with Motoko--this is the internet, aka porn box. This is like eating McDonalds while having a steak in front of you...go jack off to something better! Why have one set of clothed boobies when you can have 10 sets of naked boobs at once?
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I wish I was responsible for it!!!
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uh... probably not! Yeesh, you know, despite the halfway decent rack, this bitch is really starting to get on my nerves.
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Watch the video!!! I think I'm in love with Script Girl???
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That headline and that "joke" is just fucking atrocious. God, its sad to see Harry flailing around, trying so hard to make this column look good or interesting.
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Wait till she sees Scriptgirl. Even though Palin is full of shit hiding behind feminist agenda's I watch these and just shake my head. It's soo obvious what she is doing but no one really cares. I mean really a milk mustache? Really?
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And Jesus wept.
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Jun 20, 2009 4:42:32 PM CDT
This bitch needs to cut down on the gerbils for lunch.
by scriptgirl_nipples
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... was on just a little bit ago.
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"Got Milk?!"
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Jun 20, 2009 4:55:05 PM CDT
chromedome, we've alredy established that it's not milk...
by fuckmichaelbay
...it's my seed.
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For telling the jokes that so delighted me when my grandfather told them to me back before movies were even invented
This might prove to be unpopular with the american crowd, but personally i would really welcome a terrorist organization to detonate a nuclear bomb in LA. No more movies about women finding out about the seedy underbelly of the chemical industry, no more Teen Wolf remakes, no more of this bitch.
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Jun 20, 2009 5:07:33 PM CDT
No matter what she is actually saying, all I ever hear is...
by jimmy rabbitte
"Blah - blah - blah look at my tits, blah - blah - blah look at my tits, blah - blah - blah look at my tits..."
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I wish she'd just talk instead of the horrible way she delivers her dialogue, much better when she just speaks instead of droning on and on in that weird up and down screeching delivery.
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HA HA ....ad infinitum.
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I'm just not interested. No She-Ra? Not watching.
I love you She-Ra. I dream of you. In my dreams I'm a Viking & you are my Beer Wench. -
I am genuinely interested in script news, but I refuse to watch her clips. She tries way too hard, isn't funny. I have no qualms with a girl playing up her sex appeal, or even spending an entire career being a tease. Sometimes the appeal is lost when you actually see them naked (unless they look just as good, if not better naked, aka Kate Winslet, and the appeal never wears off).That being said, I find her put on personality really annoying and I hate this self promoting bullshit.Someone needs to just transcribe these and let people read them. Or, if she really wants to play this up, drop the stupid over-performed crap. I have to assume most movie geeks would prefer a sarcastic, under-played Daria-esque reading of her material. Imagine if she played up the sarcasm angle, went topless, evoked some classic pin-up poses, and took her act to a site like Suicide Girls. She could probably make some dough.
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i wasn't listening to a word she said.
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How can anyone stand her voice or weird facial expressions.
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Script Cunt
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I just rewatched Galaxy Quest. After studying Script Girl's reading technique I have concluded that Script Girl is a Thermian.
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Scriptgirl spits
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Haven't read a Script Girl talkback in a while and what depressing reading. Same old shit: misogyny check, same criticisms( voice, the point of it etc etc), tit comments double check.Can't you guys think up anything original?
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Touche, scriptgirl. Well played.
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Jun 20, 2009 8:01:40 PM CDT
Don't believe she was trying to pass it off as her own...
by buddytongue
I mean she put the whole "Munsoned" line in there.
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does not bode well for next week
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TITS OR GTFO
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Script Girl is pretty.
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why doesn't she?
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Where da Windex at?
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"Oh, thank you Doctor."
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Jun 20, 2009 9:12:03 PM CDT
This is a long distance dedication goin' out to FuckMike Bay!
by john_t_chance
Been away, haven't seen you in a while How've you been?, have you changed your style? And do you think that we've grown up differently? Don't seem the same, seems you've lost your feel for me
CHORUS So let's leave it alone 'cause we can't see eye-to-eye. There ain't no good guys, there ain't no bad guys
There's only you and me and we just disagree. Ooh, ooh, ooh
Oh, oh, oh.
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Because she tried to friend you on facebook? Good heavens. The noive of her! However will you recover from such trauma. Jesus on a jet ski that may be one of the gayest things ever put to print.
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Is the actual gayest thing ever put to print.
Not saying that in the sense that I disagree with your post.
I just find the image of Jesus on a Jet Ski quite Homo-erotic sounding. His amazingly non-Ancient Jewish blonde hair flowing in the breeze. Oh how we'd all laugh as he loses his flip flops.
This needs more She-Ra.
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once again more interesting than the rest of AICN
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She needs to keep her damn clothes on. I don't care for her flapjack jugs but SG on the other hand..that's a body that rocks.
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The sound of JTC...puh-lease.
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Mmmm-mmm. Bet you could grate parmesan on those bad boys. And not sharing your Shi-ne lust. While they are both hapas, I find scriptgirl the far more interesting looking of the pair.
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Jun 20, 2009 9:58:58 PM CDT
Attacking a man's ethnicity? I expect nothing less of you FMB.
by john_t_chance
You shoot some dirty pool, bub. Yep, you whiteys are all alike.
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Jun 20, 2009 10:03:35 PM CDT
did you happen to notice SG's last post did a quarter million vi
by john_t_chance
on youtube. With 30,OOO coming from AICN. Proving my point that the advocates pro and con in this forum rep an insignifcant fraction of her viewers on the site. Here endeth the lesson.
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Jun 20, 2009 10:47:37 PM CDT
Completely delusional & pointless. Exactly what I expect of you
by fuckmichaelbay
You shoot some repetitive pool bub. You morons are all alike.
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You don't share my She-Ra lust? Are you insane? Oh well, less competetion.
& it isn't lust. It's Lurve with a capital U. She beats Scripty girl hands down.
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Fuck it. Of yes too.
Oh yes AND of yes. You'll see. I won't even mind when her friend comes round, telling stories in a fake newsreader voice. I'll just drink beer until she's gone. -
You heard me masturbating to old Paige Davis photos? Oh, you meant JTC! Hah! He is a tourist, an Asian that can't calculate the numbers on Script Girl's videos... come on! But then he'll just say that he was trying to inflate her numbers to prove that she isn't a vapid Variety vomiter... How's that for alliteration?
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Jun 20, 2009 11:20:41 PM CDT
She-Ra is so hot she makes SG look like Moon Bloodgood...
by fuckmichaelbay
...after Moon has gained thirty pounds and poured sulphuric acid on her face and vocal chords.
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Beautiful ScriptGirl
Remeber Besides you don't show your beautiful ass in thong, you will have many of fans. I WANT TO SEE IN THONG DANCING VERY SEXY, OH MY GODNESS I DON'T KNOW TO SAY YOU I LOVE YOUR TITS. -
with a little thong, with or whitout bra, I love you baby, Your are the culpable of all my erections Oh my god my penis is growing again!!. ILOVE YOU SCRIPTGIRL
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Jun 20, 2009 11:30:01 PM CDT
breast....suckulent breast Can you wear a tang top with no bra
by lobo-tor
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Jun 20, 2009 11:34:16 PM CDT
every time i se her vid's i am pointles what the storry was
by lobo-tor
every time i se her vid's i am pointles what the storry was. keep staring to mutch at surtan things. those boobes ther on her shirt. want to tase them in my tonge right?
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LOL THAT'S FUNNY.
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Script Girl playing the buxom, but devious female alien leader would have been inspired casting, and in line with the original, but alas, I guess the producers decided to go more new Galactica in style with it???
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Jun 21, 2009 5:04:42 AM CDT
Talkbackers, I will now ASS FUCK John T Chance. READ ON...
by big dumb ape
John T, I don't normally mind you posting away and being a clueless Script Girl suck-up. That's because I often can't tell if you're simply a friend who is desperately trying to stick up for her OR if you're just an erectiley challenged, hapless fuck who can only get off when you do something online to prove your unrequited love for her guava melons. You know, since you're apparently unable to ACTUALLY go out and meet a real girl in LA.However, your latest post is SO laughable I just had to respond. So let's recap EXACTLY what you said above. Quote: "Did you happen to notice SG's last post did a quarter million on YouTube. With 30,000 coming from AICN. Proving my point that the advocates pro and con in this forum rep an insignifcant fraction of her viewers on the site. Here endeth the lesson."Really, John T?REALLY?Script Girl owes us (the AICN talkbackers) 30,000 of her hits, and yet we're an "insignificant part of her viewership?" Well, I think you need a refresher course in math, John T. Because if that's the case then I guess she owes Harry and all of us BIG TIME since THAT 30,000 viewership would constitute nearly ALL of her weekly hits. So I guess she owes all of us a big fat kiss on the lips.In fact, let's run some numbers, shall we? Follow me to my next post...
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Here were Script Girls YouTube numbers for April:04-03.... 32,443Gee, if she owes the AICN talkbackers for 30,000 of her hits, glad to see that out of -- oh, gee -- about 300 MILLION people in the United States and the other Ka-BILLION people in the rest of the world that a truly WHOPPING 2,400 people actually give a shit about her posts. Of course, then a funny thing happened. Script Girl pimped off the Susan Boyle video and, WOW, look at this:04-17.... 852,873 (Susan Boyle week)...suddenly Script Girl goes from 32,000 to discovering over 800 THOUSAND new fans! In just a week! I guess the word had gotten out on her, huh? I mean, about how great she is and all. Oh, wait. Sorry. I guess I spoke too soon. Because isn't this interesting? With NO Susan Boyle pimping attached, look at her numbers right after:04-24.... 9,414But wait! She has a rebound:05-01.... 98,262Oh wait, I spoke too soon again:05-27.... 37,53605-30.... 32,787Gee, looks like those 30,000 "insignificant" AICN talkbackers are once again her only viewers. But what a shock! Suddenly last week:06-06.... 232,679WOW! Suddenly she just happened -- insert Bluto and the ANIMAL HOUSE frat boys coughing and saying "Bullshit! Bullshit!" here -- to discover over TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND new fans in just a week. Again. Though isn't that funny, John T? Because I remember you crowing back during the Susan Boyle week that Script Girl now officially had EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND fans and viewers. Gee, I guess 760,000 people just decided Script Girl didn't do it for them, huh? Then again, maybe it's only 30,000 who like her -- or, gee, could he REAL fan base possibly be the 9,000 she had in April?So what are we to conclude from all this? Read on again...
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After looking at the numbers above -- and those are the current real numbers pulled off YouTube as of tonight -- to say that Script Girl and her lame ass friends like you, John T, are constantly hitting the Refresh button on select weekends because either (1) your parents won't give you your allowance money, so you're stuck at home or (2) you simply have no lives and can't get laid like the rest of us, so you sit around and fudge the YouTube counts, would be an understatement.However, what's even MORE fucking laughable is you, John T Chance, actually coming here each time to brag about the size of her YouTube hits and her so-called fan base, when anyone with a functioning brain can see right through you, through her, and the garbage you're both trying to peddle. So go take it elsewhere because you're both stinking up the place with the bullshit you're trying to spread.Oh yeah, and to quote you: Here endeth the lesson.
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should stick to script news and leave out the "acting" unless she wants to re-enact the Chloe Soveigny bj scene from BrownBunny with me.
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For constantly coming to these Talkbacks and being so full of shit, I'd tell you to pucker up and blow me, but that would actually be impossible for you to do since you've constantly got your lips super glued to Script Girl's ass. And with that, you'll have to excuse me. I have to get back to gathering together paperwork for my pitch meetings on two of the studio lots next week. You know, which is what REAL writers work at and strive towards instead of wasting time online and posting drivel like you always do. Then again, for defending her so much, you're probably holding on to the hope that Script Girl will thank you by sending you some of her used panties, so you can jerk off in them. But hey, to quote Script Girl: Just remember! You can't jizz if you don't jerk! Or I think that's what she says. Given how much she's trying to peddle herself based on her tits and not on any actual talent, it just seems like that should be her final line each week...
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The guy who says he wants to bang her clit with the head of his weiner? Did he get a girlfriend and finally realize that the clitoris isn't inside the vagina? Or is his weiner so small that it is comparable in size to a clitoris?
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Jun 21, 2009 7:16:55 AM CDT
John T Chance likes to finger his anus while posting here.
by scriptgirl_nipples
Then when he leaves, he licks them.
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while eating deep fried mice pinkies, like popcorn.
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so help me God
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It's funny - I always look for that same comment, too. He's like the SG Talkback version of "Damn you Michael Bay!"
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Jun 21, 2009 7:46:05 AM CDT
she also likes being spanked, while doing it doggy.
by scriptgirl_nipples
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I applaud your post(s), but...
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FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!! Thanks, Big Dumb Ape!!!
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Big Dumb Ape just schooled Script Girl and her flunkies like John T. Chance on the only 3 words they'll now need to know.Game. Set. Match.The charade is over. Now go away.
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I noticed that virtually every SG video hovers around a measly 30,000 hits, except for when she shamelessly attaches her video as a response to something that's tearing up the youtube zeitgeist like that Brittain's Got Talent Boyle woman. Then Harry and her supporters try to claim it as evidence of her being insanely popular. Total bullshit. Good job calling him out on it.
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spank banks, I'm sure.
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http://tinyurl.com/mrhzqe Gotta thank Harry. Everytime he throws up this thread, I promote my own reviews.
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I called these morons out on the same exact points as you have a thousand times before, and they still show up week after week with the delusion that SG is or ever will be relevant.
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So basically..at 35,000 real views, (debatable)that means about 700 lonely virgins per state actually view her for a few moments to jack off.Mom and Dad must be so proud.
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I'm bored of the tits...they are ok, but imagefap has a better selection. Show the rest of the goods or I won't even bother to come here and flame anymore...even that has become tedious and far too easy.
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enough with the bad Channel One hotel information voice. She talks exactly how they teach you to NOT talk in broadcasting school.
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Jun 21, 2009 1:48:17 PM CDT
BigDumbApe: these are reports on SCRIPT SALES for christs sake
by skinjob
the fact that ANYONE besides a couple of dozen lonely would be screenwriters watches astounds me. Those numbers you showed are just the opposite of damning...theyre pretty fucking impressive
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Jun 21, 2009 1:51:00 PM CDT
HOW YOU MONKEYS DOING? STILL FLINGING YOUR OWN POOP?
by jacknancerevenge
Yep.
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Ignore these bitter galley slaves.
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I checked. The weeks she has the huge numbers were when she was featured by the powers that be at youtube. NOT because she attached her video to some Susan Boyle vid. That doesn't do shit. You should learn a little bit more about it before going apeshit. It's not all that complicated dude.
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impress yourselves with your "skills"you are entertaining in a sad, strange way, like the people who audition for american idol, can't sing, but sincerely think they can....This, plus a Bayformers TB at the same time--wow!
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You have to see how much ass you're sucking, surely?
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the big windbag did not know of what he spoke.
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AND I AM NOT ASHAMED. I WOULD EAT...NEVERMIND THAT. I DON'T WANT TO DISTURB HER INCASE SHE READS THIS STUFF. ANYHOO, CARRY ON SG!
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Jun 21, 2009 7:40:39 PM CDT
In order to fling poop, one must hold a SG report in their hand.
by fuckmichaelbay
...and heave it in a forward direction.
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Jun 21, 2009 7:40:45 PM CDT
All that cum on her mouth must've taken her back...
by kevin_costners_recycled_piss
To when she did that porno a few years back when she was younger under the name of Eva Angelina.
http://www.spankwire.com/Eva-Angelina-s-Perfect-Pussy-Gets-Fucked/video122229/
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First you said "Those numbers you showed are just the opposite of damning. They're pretty fucking impressive." Yeah, right. They're so impressive that she goes from 9,000 hits one week to a staggering 800,000 the next and then drops right back down again, proving Big Ape's assertion that SG's numbers are ALL due to constant manipulation. Otherwise why doesn't she have a stable hit count week to week? It's always fluctuating wildly at best. And if she was really growing in popularity as an Internet persona, then why aren't her numbers going up on a consistent basis, instead of dropping right back down into the gutter?Then you posted again and said "The weeks she has the huge numbers were when she was featured by the powers that be at YouTube. NOT because she attached her video to some Susan Boyle vid." Sorry, but she DID post and attach that one video as a response to Susan Boyle. Many of us saw it that week and mocked her for it in that particular talkback. Of course she hitched a ride to Susan Boyle. How the fuck do you think she went all the way from 9,000 up to 800,000 in just a one week span? And even if we go by your statement that it was the YouTube powers that be who pushed her on certain weeks, and that's what raised her hit count, you're STILL only proving Big Ape's point that if SG wasn't getting help to directly manipulate things, she'd be in the cellar.So nice going, asswipe for throwing up a post that undercut your own argument.
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the dudes with the Battlestar Galactica screen names are among the biggest Script Girl ass lickers.
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a talentless attention whore who shows her fun bags and wheres tina fey glasses!! while "trying" to act sexy.
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Jun 21, 2009 11:32:34 PM CDT
loserguy3000: Unfortunately, Harry doesn't care what we think..
by fuckmichaelbay
...and continuing to post SG only proves it.
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I want to read more nerd raging hate! Give me more!
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I always read alot of hate for this chick, Why do people think she sucks so badly???...I for one enjoy her rockin' rack. Nerd talk is a man's job, sweetness, now back to the kitchen with you.
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to be taken seriously...on this site? with that tank top? those jugs? and the porny glasses that read "spray it allover my face"?? I THINK NOT.
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Her mother was a teenage prostitute in a Thailand brothel who was knocked up by an American business man en route to Hong Kong for some business dealings but stopped off to indulge in the flesh trade for a weekend. Scriptgirl was ostracized for being a half-breed while growing up in Thailand, so she retreated into her room and escaped by watching Hollywood films. She felt drawn to America by her blood and her love of movies. When old enough, she shipped off to America on a cargo ship where she paid her way by sucking the dicks of the entire crew of shipmates. She eventually landed in Hollywood, home of the moviestars she grew up watching - the whitefaced actors who resembled her father. There she combined the two things she knew more than anything else (movies and being a whore) and pursued her calling. Whoring herself out through Youtube videos and blowjobs, she sought a career as a Hollywood Scriptgirl, yet it never filled that longing she felt for a father. The closest she came was when a Hollywood producer pulled her hair while riding her doggy-style and asked "Who's your Daddy?"
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Jun 22, 2009 8:17:07 AM CDT
This is the kid of filthy filth I've come to expect of AICN
by stuntcock mike
More please.
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How many here have seen it? One of the best movies of the year... if you see it on video, you'll regret having wasted time campaigning against the silly ScriptGirl, when you could have been seeing, appreciating, and talking about DRAG ME TO HELL.
Join the "Drag Me To Hell" talkback!
http://tinyurl.com/ll7s4p
http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/40453
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Jun 22, 2009 12:52:29 PM CDT
This is the kind of shitty shit I've come to expect of AICN
by drmorbius
More please
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Jun 22, 2009 12:53:55 PM CDT
This is the kind of crappy crap I've come to expect of AICN
by drmorbius
More please
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Jun 22, 2009 12:55:24 PM CDT
This is the kind of turdy turds I've come to expect of AICN
by drmorbius
More please
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Jun 22, 2009 12:56:54 PM CDT
This is the kind of fecal feces I've come to expect of AICN
by drmorbius
More please
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Your turn
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I'm pretty sure she sucks so good. That's the difference.
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Jun 22, 2009 10:45:20 PM CDT
So many movies have already made the cow/bull joke.
by gibsonusa returns
Including Ice Age 3D coming up.
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Jun 23, 2009 1:46:29 AM CDT
Wanking a bull joke mixed with reporting on script sales.
by guntermonkey
Why can't my local news team make jokes like this? Why?
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This is like reading the farm report while rubbing yourself and moaning...just stupid.
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no one talks about the scripts...its her lack of anything but showing her tits...tits are ok but i can get that from my super hot wife.