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Harry was blown away by the bloody great film, THE REVENANT in CineVegas!!!

You know - sometimes you're at a Festival. You have a great first day, but then... you just seem to be on a roll of forgettable or worse films. That isn't to say this festival isn't wonderful, because CINEVEGAS is! It's a party festival, one that fully uses everything that VEGAS has to infuse it with awesome good times. The other night, I meant to see the "world premiere" of THE REVENANT, but I'd seen a couple films that day - and the party opposite the premiere was at SAPPHIRE'S the 70,000 Square Foot Wal-Mart of Tits & Ass. The festival write up told me it was a zombie film, about a guy who dies in Iraq and is buried and comes back to life and hangs out with his best friend as they deal with the decaying body he occupies.

Well, that didn't adequately fire me up to blow off Vegas Strippers with Yoko. No, I let you folks down and succumbed to my own lust for T&A that gets rubbed in your face, crotch, etc.

Today started off with a film I hated from the get go, and I just hated it more with every continuing second, till at the 18 minute mark, I left the screening. It was so bad, I almost blew off seeing anything else at the festival. When a film sucks at this level, it's the sort of thing that makes you not want to see anything else. Then there was another film I saw that had moments, but didn't come together as one would hope.

About 30 minutes before this movie, Yoko was asleep - and I was debating whether or not to wake her for the film, but I thought about the one color still I'd seen from the film. I liked the make-up. And hey - as well as doing AICN, I'm one of the lead programmers at Fantastic Fest and it is my duty, for the team, to see this festival's most likely candidate.

By the time David Anders' reanimated BART - moaning in pain breaks into the funeral home, looks in the mirror horrified at his own eyes (which rule) - grabs a pair of scissors and snips through his sewn shut mouth, so he can speak... I was ON BOARD! I was officially rooting for the film, but knowing that it's a far cry to go from a cool scene to a full fledged genre piece of awesome.

After all... as far as I knew, this film was about to turn into a film about a best friend taking care of the decaying talking corpse of his best friend... and well, I saw a film like that at SXSW and hated it.

The first thing that makes this film awesome is the friendship as played between David Anders and Chris Wylde is note fucking perfect. Wylde's JOEY is a consummate best friend that doesn't want to lose his best friend again. And it doesn't matter if his best friend pukes black blood on his carpet and dining room table. It doesn't matter if he has to find blood for him, so they can still be tight. It doesn't matter if every night they have to kill someone and drain them of blood - because goddammit, that's what best friends do for one another!

And yes, there's other characters. Girl Friends and nosey friends. But this is really a story about best friends being there for each other. Even if one of them is needing blood to keep from decomposing.

NOW - their answer to the blood issue is to kill evil fucks and save innocent people from evil... and suck the bad people dry. That is an excellent plan. They're in Los Angeles, so there's plenty of nasty fucks to kill - and they get into it - and it does give them some problems later.

The film this most resembles is NEAR DARK.

Is it as great as NEAR DARK... that's difficult to say due to the rough state of the film I saw tonight. Sure, this may be its "World Premiere" engagement - but frankly the film is nowhere near done. What we heard was basically a stereo mix of a film that will have a far more powerful audio output later. The film was being screened off of essentially an avid output - which folks that know what that means know that you'll see a lot of artifacting, especially in the low light scenes, and the dark sequences - you'll lose a TON OF DETAIL that is actually there in the print waiting to be projected. Whenever it gets finished. There's also a bit of effects work that wasn't quite done, but again - they know it and it will be done before any of you are likely to see this fucking amazing film.

Now - I have to warn some of you. There's shit that happens in this film that will turn some stomachs and make horror fans cheer! So... where the fuck did this film come from?

The director's name is Kerry Prior. For all intents and purposes this is his first film as director. But you've seen his work as an effects man in everything from PHANTASM II & III & IV to THE ABYSS to Elm Street 3 & 4 to THE BLOB remake to CHRISTMAS VACATION to BUBBA HO-TEP!!! And it seems he's decided to make a real fucking horror film to stamp his name into the minds of geeks like us everywhere... and that's exactly what he has done with this film!

The name that really gave me pause in the opening credits was the credited editor of this film. None other than WALTER MURCH. Yeah, the guy behind APOCALYPSE NOW, the re-edit of TOUCH OF EVIL, THE CONVERSATION and a great deal of other great films. I've no idea how Prior got Walter aboard, but damn if this film isn't nicely put together!

This is a film you'll be hearing a lot about from here on. Be it on AICN or elsewhere. This is a great little genre film that gets exactly as nuts as one would hope a violent buddy flick can get with the undead. I am purposefully not talking about WHOLE ASPECTS of this film because you should let the film do that to you. In fact, when I found the trailer online, I got mad at it because frankly it gives too much away.

But one thing is for sure, you'll love the tag line for this film:

"You Think TWILIGHT Is A Vampire Movie?"

Well, I do - it just doesn't have the balls or a twentieth of the awesome of this film. This is Vampire/Undead the way we love it. Bloody, Fucked-Up and Twisted as all Hell!

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Holy crap, he worked on the remake of The Blob?
by Frisco
Jun 14th, 2009
05:09:08 AM
You THING?
by Belasco_House
Jun 14th, 2009
05:12:30 AM
Cant believe I pointed out a typo
by Belasco_House
Jun 14th, 2009
05:14:49 AM
I don't Thing TWILIGHT Is A Vampire Movie.
by RaveX
Jun 14th, 2009
05:34:15 AM
the brothers blook might be a vampire movie, though
by RaveX
Jun 14th, 2009
05:35:37 AM
Walter Murch didn't edit it
by Adamz
Jun 14th, 2009
06:12:28 AM
Sounds cool, but it also sounds like "Deathdream"
by KarlKolchak
Jun 14th, 2009
06:12:43 AM
Cheers for the movie check KarlKolchak, i do love me
by bongo123
Jun 14th, 2009
07:16:18 AM
Harry...what was the SXSW film you saw that you hated?
by Jonah Echo
Jun 14th, 2009
07:21:43 AM
I thought Harry said Twilight was a teen-romance movie.
by Amy Chasing
Jun 14th, 2009
07:48:49 AM
Nobody with a brain thinks Twilight is a vampire movie
by quantize
Jun 14th, 2009
08:09:54 AM
Chan-wook Park's first English language film.
by patolucas
Jun 14th, 2009
08:41:54 AM
Twilight is a movie?
by JMS Revolutions!
Jun 14th, 2009
09:34:46 AM
The remake of The Blob is so fuckin' awesome!
by SoylentMean
Jun 14th, 2009
09:37:42 AM
I cannot follow Harry's narratives.
by dr sauch
Jun 14th, 2009
10:31:11 AM
Sapphires...
by conspiracy
Jun 14th, 2009
01:04:25 PM
Did you say "strippers with Yoko"?
by Cruel_Kingdom
Jun 14th, 2009
01:19:33 PM
blow off strippers
by TheExterminator
Jun 14th, 2009
02:01:43 PM
From the man who praised Hatchet?
by reflecto
Jun 14th, 2009
02:54:34 PM
Yawn..........
by benlinus
Jun 14th, 2009
02:54:57 PM
Harry you need to retcon your opinion on "Twilight".
by Holeman
Jun 14th, 2009
04:12:12 PM
The Movies No One Will Ever See Festival is on again?
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 14th, 2009
05:25:05 PM
Agreed Harry...
by djscott95
Jun 14th, 2009
06:24:10 PM
Yeah, I can't follow this review either
by nechyv
Jun 14th, 2009
07:27:21 PM
The Hangover review????
by antonphd
Jun 14th, 2009
09:07:13 PM
Although Steve Mcqueen was missing, The Blob remake was awesome
by theycallmemrtibbs
Jun 14th, 2009
09:34:03 PM
antonphd
by BadMrWonka
Jun 14th, 2009
10:41:38 PM
Looks like a modern day Dead Heat
by Robusto
Jun 14th, 2009
11:33:07 PM
Dead heat was awsome
by Robusto
Jun 14th, 2009
11:36:56 PM
BadMrWonka
by antonphd
Jun 14th, 2009
11:41:32 PM
oh, Harry's at CineVegas
by antonphd
Jun 14th, 2009
11:43:55 PM
Wow....
by djscott95
Jun 15th, 2009
12:34:29 AM
Jesus Christ...shut the fuck up about The Hangover review....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 15th, 2009
12:47:18 AM
getting banned
by martinlutherkrangjr
Jun 15th, 2009
01:54:42 AM
on the subject of Twilight and vampires...
by wridget
Jun 15th, 2009
01:59:35 AM
It's so sad the branwashing that Twilight
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 15th, 2009
02:10:59 AM
Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jun 15th, 2009
02:21:50 AM
why Twilight?
by Rocco Curioso
Jun 15th, 2009
02:34:09 AM
actually I've heard The Hangover is pretty good too.
by Amy Chasing
Jun 15th, 2009
02:48:26 AM
The Hangover was terrible
by digital_soul
Jun 15th, 2009
03:27:23 AM
The Hangover...
by Rocco Curioso
Jun 15th, 2009
03:34:46 AM
Hello Harry
by meta4
Jun 15th, 2009
04:45:23 AM
antonphd
by BadMrWonka
Jun 15th, 2009
04:47:39 AM
Brother Bill was blown away by "The Interns.."
by Sal_Bando
Jun 15th, 2009
05:47:15 AM
He starts the review with saying it's a zombie movie.
by Knuckleduster
Jun 15th, 2009
07:01:48 AM
Was the movie you left the screening for GI Joe?
by In_Rainbows
Jun 15th, 2009
07:11:36 AM
Sapphire!
by Stormshadow4life
Jun 15th, 2009
07:26:44 AM
Billed as a ZOMBIE movie, but it's a VAMPIRE movie?
by Fawst
Jun 15th, 2009
08:02:27 AM
This movie needed more
by Series7
Jun 15th, 2009
09:04:25 AM
Harry leaving the theater = UNPROFESSIONAL
by p0llk4t
Jun 15th, 2009
12:02:05 PM
Friedman Suing Fox For Wrongful Termination, Scientology Blamed
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jun 15th, 2009
12:44:22 PM
Harry's 'Bias' re: Meta4's comment
by Cory849
Jun 15th, 2009
12:46:01 PM
LMAO
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jun 15th, 2009
12:47:10 PM
Make Out with Violence sucked
by JimBobCooter
Jun 15th, 2009
02:56:37 PM
Harry...you walked out of a movie but loved Fanboys?!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 15th, 2009
03:22:51 PM
Sapphire=Unprofessional
by Xiphos_2
Jun 15th, 2009
04:08:14 PM
Twilight IS NOT a vampire movie!
by Mr_Incredible
Jun 15th, 2009
04:16:00 PM
TALK OF THE TOWN = PROFESSIONAL
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 15th, 2009
05:13:57 PM
I didn't think it possible...
by rfid
Jun 15th, 2009
05:31:54 PM
MAKE-OUT with VIOLENCE
by saintaugust
Jun 15th, 2009
05:37:09 PM
saint...were you the same guy who brought it to MFF?
by Jonah Echo
Jun 15th, 2009
06:33:21 PM
"them"= dvds of the film
by Jonah Echo
Jun 15th, 2009
06:34:33 PM
clip for the Revenant...
by Jonah Echo
Jun 15th, 2009
07:06:32 PM
saintaugust -- next time bring Harry chili beans.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 15th, 2009
08:57:22 PM
saintaugust -- I've heard a lot of good things about it.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 15th, 2009
08:59:25 PM
I didn't know the seventh state had a film festival
by SoylentMean
Jun 15th, 2009
09:00:26 PM
Somewhere in Vegas, right now, somebody is getting a disease
by SoylentMean
Jun 15th, 2009
09:01:42 PM
Parked right next to the Megan Fox blow up doll factory
by Sal_Bando
Jun 15th, 2009
09:40:00 PM
Soylent...are you from Maryland?
by Jonah Echo
Jun 15th, 2009
09:42:01 PM
Do Want
by DrTobiasFunke
Jun 16th, 2009
12:08:49 AM
Saintaugust
by JimBobCooter
Jun 16th, 2009
04:58:10 AM
Sorry, I meant Jonah instead of Soylent
by JimBobCooter
Jun 16th, 2009
05:03:15 AM
Make Out With Violence is REAL INDIE CINEMA!
by Indiemaker0583
Jun 16th, 2009
08:34:12 AM
Holy sh*t, Harry!
by Indiemaker0583
Jun 16th, 2009
09:48:32 AM
Mr_Incredible
by Sith Witch
Jun 16th, 2009
02:44:57 PM
And There's Harry's Box Quote! $$$
by The_Floating_Skull_of_Robert_L oggia
Jun 16th, 2009
11:56:58 PM
Could someone condense that 'article' for me?
by NEUR0M4NCER
Jun 17th, 2009
11:57:01 AM
Man Harry....
by RockyG
Jun 18th, 2009
05:59:25 AM
DRAG ME TO HELL is still in theaters. Why must we forget so soon
by NoDiggity
Jun 18th, 2009
11:33:11 AM
You lost me at
by 35MinutesAgo
Jul 21st, 2009
12:09:14 AM
cxxVHNPm
by dKhdKu
Feb 6th, 2010
10:48:52 PM
cNMlOzu
by dKhdKu
Feb 6th, 2010
10:49:19 PM

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