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Published on Sunday, June 14, 2009 - 4:49am |
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Harry was blown away by the bloody great film, THE REVENANT in CineVegas!!!
You know - sometimes you're at a Festival. You have a great first day, but then... you just seem to be on a roll of forgettable or worse films. That isn't to say this festival isn't wonderful, because CINEVEGAS is! It's a party festival, one that fully uses everything that VEGAS has to infuse it with awesome good times. The other night, I meant to see the "world premiere" of THE REVENANT, but I'd seen a couple films that day - and the party opposite the premiere was at SAPPHIRE'S the 70,000 Square Foot Wal-Mart of Tits & Ass. The festival write up told me it was a zombie film, about a guy who dies in Iraq and is buried and comes back to life and hangs out with his best friend as they deal with the decaying body he occupies.
Well, that didn't adequately fire me up to blow off Vegas Strippers with Yoko. No, I let you folks down and succumbed to my own lust for T&A that gets rubbed in your face, crotch, etc.
Today started off with a film I hated from the get go, and I just hated it more with every continuing second, till at the 18 minute mark, I left the screening. It was so bad, I almost blew off seeing anything else at the festival. When a film sucks at this level, it's the sort of thing that makes you not want to see anything else. Then there was another film I saw that had moments, but didn't come together as one would hope.
About 30 minutes before this movie, Yoko was asleep - and I was debating whether or not to wake her for the film, but I thought about the one color still I'd seen from the film. I liked the make-up. And hey - as well as doing AICN, I'm one of the lead programmers at Fantastic Fest and it is my duty, for the team, to see this festival's most likely candidate.
By the time David Anders' reanimated BART - moaning in pain breaks into the funeral home, looks in the mirror horrified at his own eyes (which rule) - grabs a pair of scissors and snips through his sewn shut mouth, so he can speak... I was ON BOARD! I was officially rooting for the film, but knowing that it's a far cry to go from a cool scene to a full fledged genre piece of awesome.
After all... as far as I knew, this film was about to turn into a film about a best friend taking care of the decaying talking corpse of his best friend... and well, I saw a film like that at SXSW and hated it.
The first thing that makes this film awesome is the friendship as played between David Anders and Chris Wylde is note fucking perfect. Wylde's JOEY is a consummate best friend that doesn't want to lose his best friend again. And it doesn't matter if his best friend pukes black blood on his carpet and dining room table. It doesn't matter if he has to find blood for him, so they can still be tight. It doesn't matter if every night they have to kill someone and drain them of blood - because goddammit, that's what best friends do for one another!
And yes, there's other characters. Girl Friends and nosey friends. But this is really a story about best friends being there for each other. Even if one of them is needing blood to keep from decomposing.
NOW - their answer to the blood issue is to kill evil fucks and save innocent people from evil... and suck the bad people dry. That is an excellent plan. They're in Los Angeles, so there's plenty of nasty fucks to kill - and they get into it - and it does give them some problems later.
The film this most resembles is NEAR DARK.
Is it as great as NEAR DARK... that's difficult to say due to the rough state of the film I saw tonight. Sure, this may be its "World Premiere" engagement - but frankly the film is nowhere near done. What we heard was basically a stereo mix of a film that will have a far more powerful audio output later. The film was being screened off of essentially an avid output - which folks that know what that means know that you'll see a lot of artifacting, especially in the low light scenes, and the dark sequences - you'll lose a TON OF DETAIL that is actually there in the print waiting to be projected. Whenever it gets finished. There's also a bit of effects work that wasn't quite done, but again - they know it and it will be done before any of you are likely to see this fucking amazing film.
Now - I have to warn some of you. There's shit that happens in this film that will turn some stomachs and make horror fans cheer! So... where the fuck did this film come from?
The director's name is Kerry Prior. For all intents and purposes this is his first film as director. But you've seen his work as an effects man in everything from PHANTASM II & III & IV to THE ABYSS to Elm Street 3 & 4 to THE BLOB remake to CHRISTMAS VACATION to BUBBA HO-TEP!!! And it seems he's decided to make a real fucking horror film to stamp his name into the minds of geeks like us everywhere... and that's exactly what he has done with this film!
The name that really gave me pause in the opening credits was the credited editor of this film. None other than WALTER MURCH. Yeah, the guy behind APOCALYPSE NOW, the re-edit of TOUCH OF EVIL, THE CONVERSATION and a great deal of other great films. I've no idea how Prior got Walter aboard, but damn if this film isn't nicely put together!
This is a film you'll be hearing a lot about from here on. Be it on AICN or elsewhere. This is a great little genre film that gets exactly as nuts as one would hope a violent buddy flick can get with the undead. I am purposefully not talking about WHOLE ASPECTS of this film because you should let the film do that to you. In fact, when I found the trailer online, I got mad at it because frankly it gives too much away.
But one thing is for sure, you'll love the tag line for this film:
"You Think TWILIGHT Is A Vampire Movie?"
Well, I do - it just doesn't have the balls or a twentieth of the awesome of this film. This is Vampire/Undead the way we love it. Bloody, Fucked-Up and Twisted as all Hell!
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Reader Talkback
Holy crap, he worked on the
remake of The Blob? by Frisco | Jun 14th, 2009 05:09:08 AM | You THING? by Belasco_House | Jun 14th, 2009 05:12:30 AM | Cant believe I pointed out a
typo by Belasco_House | Jun 14th, 2009 05:14:49 AM | I don't Thing TWILIGHT Is A
Vampire Movie. by RaveX | Jun 14th, 2009 05:34:15 AM | the brothers blook might be a
vampire movie, though by RaveX | Jun 14th, 2009 05:35:37 AM | Walter Murch didn't edit it by Adamz | Jun 14th, 2009 06:12:28 AM | Sounds cool, but it also
sounds like "Deathdream" by KarlKolchak | Jun 14th, 2009 06:12:43 AM | Cheers for the movie check
KarlKolchak, i do love me by bongo123 | Jun 14th, 2009 07:16:18 AM | Harry...what was the SXSW film
you saw that you hated? by Jonah Echo | Jun 14th, 2009 07:21:43 AM | I thought Harry said Twilight
was a teen-romance movie. by Amy Chasing | Jun 14th, 2009 07:48:49 AM | Nobody with a brain thinks
Twilight is a vampire movie by quantize | Jun 14th, 2009 08:09:54 AM | Chan-wook Park's first English
language film. by patolucas | Jun 14th, 2009 08:41:54 AM | Twilight is a movie? by JMS Revolutions! | Jun 14th, 2009 09:34:46 AM | The remake of The Blob is so
fuckin' awesome! by SoylentMean | Jun 14th, 2009 09:37:42 AM | I cannot follow Harry's
narratives. by dr sauch | Jun 14th, 2009 10:31:11 AM | Sapphires... by conspiracy | Jun 14th, 2009 01:04:25 PM | Did you say "strippers with
Yoko"? by Cruel_Kingdom | Jun 14th, 2009 01:19:33 PM | blow off strippers by TheExterminator | Jun 14th, 2009 02:01:43 PM | From the man who praised
Hatchet? by reflecto | Jun 14th, 2009 02:54:34 PM | Yawn.......... by benlinus | Jun 14th, 2009 02:54:57 PM | Harry you need to retcon your
opinion on "Twilight". by Holeman | Jun 14th, 2009 04:12:12 PM | The Movies No One Will Ever
See Festival is on again? by lockesbrokenleg | Jun 14th, 2009 05:25:05 PM | Agreed Harry... by djscott95 | Jun 14th, 2009 06:24:10 PM | Yeah, I can't follow this
review either by nechyv | Jun 14th, 2009 07:27:21 PM | The Hangover review???? by antonphd | Jun 14th, 2009 09:07:13 PM | Although Steve Mcqueen was
missing, The Blob remake was
awesome by theycallmemrtibbs | Jun 14th, 2009 09:34:03 PM | antonphd by BadMrWonka | Jun 14th, 2009 10:41:38 PM | Looks like a modern day Dead
Heat by Robusto | Jun 14th, 2009 11:33:07 PM | Dead heat was awsome by Robusto | Jun 14th, 2009 11:36:56 PM | BadMrWonka by antonphd | Jun 14th, 2009 11:41:32 PM | oh, Harry's at CineVegas by antonphd | Jun 14th, 2009 11:43:55 PM | Wow.... by djscott95 | Jun 15th, 2009 12:34:29 AM | Jesus Christ...shut the fuck
up about The Hangover
review.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Jun 15th, 2009 12:47:18 AM | getting banned by martinlutherkrangjr | Jun 15th, 2009 01:54:42 AM | on the subject of Twilight and
vampires... by wridget | Jun 15th, 2009 01:59:35 AM | It's so sad the branwashing
that Twilight by lockesbrokenleg | Jun 15th, 2009 02:10:59 AM | Paul Blart Mall Cop had the
best selling DVD two weeks in
a row by Trannyformers_Apologist | Jun 15th, 2009 02:21:50 AM | why Twilight? by Rocco Curioso | Jun 15th, 2009 02:34:09 AM | actually I've heard The
Hangover is pretty good too. by Amy Chasing | Jun 15th, 2009 02:48:26 AM | The Hangover was terrible by digital_soul | Jun 15th, 2009 03:27:23 AM | The Hangover... by Rocco Curioso | Jun 15th, 2009 03:34:46 AM | Hello Harry by meta4 | Jun 15th, 2009 04:45:23 AM | antonphd by BadMrWonka | Jun 15th, 2009 04:47:39 AM | Brother Bill was blown away by
"The Interns.." by Sal_Bando | Jun 15th, 2009 05:47:15 AM | He starts the review with
saying it's a zombie movie. by Knuckleduster | Jun 15th, 2009 07:01:48 AM | Was the movie you left the
screening for GI Joe? by In_Rainbows | Jun 15th, 2009 07:11:36 AM | Sapphire! by Stormshadow4life | Jun 15th, 2009 07:26:44 AM | Billed as a ZOMBIE movie, but
it's a VAMPIRE movie? by Fawst | Jun 15th, 2009 08:02:27 AM | This movie needed more by Series7 | Jun 15th, 2009 09:04:25 AM | Harry leaving the theater =
UNPROFESSIONAL by p0llk4t | Jun 15th, 2009 12:02:05 PM | Friedman Suing Fox For
Wrongful Termination,
Scientology Blamed by Trannyformers_Apologist | Jun 15th, 2009 12:44:22 PM | Harry's 'Bias' re: Meta4's
comment by Cory849 | Jun 15th, 2009 12:46:01 PM | LMAO by Trannyformers_Apologist | Jun 15th, 2009 12:47:10 PM | Make Out with Violence sucked by JimBobCooter | Jun 15th, 2009 02:56:37 PM | Harry...you walked out of a
movie but loved Fanboys?! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Jun 15th, 2009 03:22:51 PM | Sapphire=Unprofessional by Xiphos_2 | Jun 15th, 2009 04:08:14 PM | Twilight IS NOT a vampire
movie! by Mr_Incredible | Jun 15th, 2009 04:16:00 PM | TALK OF THE TOWN =
PROFESSIONAL by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Jun 15th, 2009 05:13:57 PM | I didn't think it possible... by rfid | Jun 15th, 2009 05:31:54 PM | MAKE-OUT with VIOLENCE by saintaugust | Jun 15th, 2009 05:37:09 PM | saint...were you the same guy
who brought it to MFF? by Jonah Echo | Jun 15th, 2009 06:33:21 PM | "them"= dvds of the film by Jonah Echo | Jun 15th, 2009 06:34:33 PM | clip for the Revenant... by Jonah Echo | Jun 15th, 2009 07:06:32 PM | saintaugust -- next time bring
Harry chili beans. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Jun 15th, 2009 08:57:22 PM | saintaugust -- I've heard a
lot of good things about it. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Jun 15th, 2009 08:59:25 PM | I didn't know the seventh
state had a film festival by SoylentMean | Jun 15th, 2009 09:00:26 PM | Somewhere in Vegas, right now,
somebody is getting a disease by SoylentMean | Jun 15th, 2009 09:01:42 PM | Parked right next to the Megan
Fox blow up doll factory by Sal_Bando | Jun 15th, 2009 09:40:00 PM | Soylent...are you from
Maryland? by Jonah Echo | Jun 15th, 2009 09:42:01 PM | Do Want by DrTobiasFunke | Jun 16th, 2009 12:08:49 AM | Saintaugust by JimBobCooter | Jun 16th, 2009 04:58:10 AM | Sorry, I meant Jonah instead
of Soylent by JimBobCooter | Jun 16th, 2009 05:03:15 AM | Make Out With Violence is REAL
INDIE CINEMA! by Indiemaker0583 | Jun 16th, 2009 08:34:12 AM | Holy sh*t, Harry! by Indiemaker0583 | Jun 16th, 2009 09:48:32 AM | Mr_Incredible by Sith Witch | Jun 16th, 2009 02:44:57 PM | And There's Harry's Box Quote!
$$$ by The_Floating_Skull_of_Robert_L
oggia | Jun 16th, 2009 11:56:58 PM | Could someone condense that
'article' for me? by NEUR0M4NCER | Jun 17th, 2009 11:57:01 AM | Man Harry.... by RockyG | Jun 18th, 2009 05:59:25 AM | DRAG ME TO HELL is still in
theaters. Why must we forget
so soon by NoDiggity | Jun 18th, 2009 11:33:11 AM | You lost me at by 35MinutesAgo | Jul 21st, 2009 12:09:14 AM | cxxVHNPm by dKhdKu | Feb 6th, 2010 10:48:52 PM | cNMlOzu by dKhdKu | Feb 6th, 2010 10:49:19 PM |
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