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Herc’s Seen Anna Paquin Get Highly Naked In Sunday's First TRUE BLOOD Since November!!

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True Blood 2.1 FAQ What’s it called? “Nothing But The Blood.” Who’s responsible? Teleplay is credited to “Sleeper Cell” vet Alexander Woo, who also wrote “True Blood’s” season-one finale. What says HBO? “Season Two Premiere. A shocking murder outside Merlotte's has Bon Temps reeling. Meanwhile, Sookie's relationship with Bill is tested when she learns of his siring of Jessica, and of his involvement in her uncle's death. Sam recalls a shape-shifting encounter he had with Maryann as a 17-year-old. Jason gets a sudden windfall that allows him to pay for a leadership retreat with the Fellowship of the Sun. Two adversaries find themselves sharing a mysterious dungeon and, possibly, the same fate.” Was that gay cook Lafayette the murderee outside Merlotte’s? He was not. The murderee’s true identity is revealed in spoiler-cloaking invisotext. It’s the exorcist who purged Tara’s mom of her demons. Is Bill one of the adversaries sharing the mysterious dungeon? No. What else is HBO not telling us? Sookie’s pal Tara wants to keep her connection to the deceased secret. The big news? Anna Paquin gets far more naked in this episode than in any prior installment. What’s good? The dungeon. Freshly minted vampire Jessica’s primer on Bill’s lifestyle. Michelle Forbes, still dishy nearly two decades after first essaying Ro Laren. The well-lit Paquin nakedness. The fact that season two's first four episodes left me craving more. What’s not so good? Bon Temps keeps reminding me of Sunnydale, and how much more fun Sunnydale was; “Buffy’s” plotting and dialogue were sharper and more graceful. And “True Blood” still isn’t as enjoyable as "American Beauty" or “Six Feet Under,” which begs the question: Why isn’t Alan Ball writing these episodes? How does it end, spoiler-boy? “Die, you dead fucker!!” 9 p.m. Sunday. HBO.
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  • June 14, 2009, 4:04 a.m. CST

    Their vampire teeth are the wrong teeth...

    by ErnestBorgNine

    why wouldn't they be the canines?

  • June 14, 2009, 4:14 a.m. CST

    The gay guys and women at work love this show...

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    What is it, like Sex in the City, with fangs? Because the only other person I know who watches is forced by his girlfriend.

  • June 14, 2009, 4:15 a.m. CST

    Remember's liking "Fly away home"

    by Geomancer21

    because of that somehow this makes me feel dirty.

  • June 14, 2009, 4:25 a.m. CST

    ErnestBorgNine - look at Lost Boys or...

    by Yeti

    Interview with the Vampire, having the eye teeth (?) as the primary vampire fangs is nothing new. Annnnnnnyway - really looking forward to S2 and am glad they're only using the books as a template, not a scene for scene carbon copy.

  • June 14, 2009, 4:37 a.m. CST

    I couldn't care if the fangs

    by palpatinefuckedmydog

    came out of their asses. It's better than watching that cheerleader vampire show with that dick nose midget.

  • June 14, 2009, 4:41 a.m. CST

    Yeah, Yeti...

    by ErnestBorgNine

    and it bugs me every time. I know, I know, vampires aren't even real, but it's just a silly movie thing. Like when someone goes over to their parents house and they ring the door bell and wait for their own fucking parents to open the door. Or when someone tells a bunch of archers to Fire!

  • June 14, 2009, 5:26 a.m. CST

    dick nose midget...

    by Mundungus

    Good band name. Probably registered at myspace by Monday.

  • June 14, 2009, 5:38 a.m. CST

    Incidentally, Buffy's part of the "Pride Month" sale

    by tonagan

    at Amazon.

  • June 14, 2009, 6:27 a.m. CST

    Tara needs to become a lesbian.

    by EvilWizardGlick

    S1 NO Tara nudity. S2 she needs to become a hot and heavy Lesbian to make up for no nudity in S1.

  • June 14, 2009, 6:35 a.m. CST

    ts still more enjoyable than 99% of TV

    by j2talk

  • June 14, 2009, 6:46 a.m. CST

    palpatinefuckedmydog - huh?

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    "it's just a silly movie thing. Like when someone goes over to their parents house and they ring the door bell and wait for their own fucking parents to open the door."<p>If someone elses' parents opened the door of MY parents' house when I went to visit, I would be left very confused.<p>"Or when someone tells a bunch of archers to Fire!"<p>Is the correct term 'shoot' then? Do I need to Google this and learn something new?

  • June 14, 2009, 6:56 a.m. CST

    anna paquin is ugly

    by TheExterminator

    with zero sex appeal. also lol at this show having vinny from home and away in it

  • June 14, 2009, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Alan Ball didn't write a lot of Six Feet Under

    by I am_NOTREAL

    If memory serves...but I've been looking forward to this. Yeah, sometimes the show is a little sloppy, a little lazy - but I still enjoy the hell out of it. Good adult fun.

  • June 14, 2009, 7:16 a.m. CST

    High Nakedness

    by InActionMan

    is the best kind of nakedness.

  • June 14, 2009, 7:44 a.m. CST

    Anna Paquin is getting naked?

    by Gabba-UK

    On a weekly basis? When the fuck did this start happening? And why hasn't it appeared on British tv yet?

  • June 14, 2009, 7:46 a.m. CST

    Vinny?

    by Type 40

    From Home & Away? Last I "saw" of him, he was dressed as a bear on the witness protection programme! I think he left to be in Star Wars, if memory serves.

  • June 14, 2009, 7:50 a.m. CST

    Anna Paquin is cute,

    by Amy Chasing

    but her acting is a little one-note for me. Not as bad as Natalie Portman, but she's no Rose Byrne.

  • June 14, 2009, 8 a.m. CST

    YAY!

    by Cotton McKnight

    In my opinion, that's the only purpose for these dumb shows. Weeds, True Blood, etc. I just want to see the female lead get naked. And eventually, my wish is fufilled.

  • June 14, 2009, 8:08 a.m. CST

    Nudity

    by photoboy

    That's all I need to know about to decide if it's worth watching.

  • June 14, 2009, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Anna Paquin was alright in the first X-Men

    by performingmonkey

    Since then she's done nothing for me.

  • June 14, 2009, 8:25 a.m. CST

    I don't mind the position other fangs as much as...

    by Chewtoy

    I'm more bothered by the extraordinarily cheap way the vampire fangs pop out on this show... They look like spring-loaded sharpened Chicklets. They even make a "click" like a switchblade when they pop... Really goofy, in my opinion.

  • June 14, 2009, 8:45 a.m. CST

    by DanielKurland

  • June 14, 2009, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Still blows my mind that Ball's episodes are....

    by DanielKurland

    easily the worst. Adore SFU, American Beauty, and Towelhead, but, this series improved DRASTICALLY by the second half of the season. Nothing against Ball, and I love this show now, but I just found it ironic that someone as accomplished as Ball wrote the least effective episodes in my opinion. And didn't Stephen Root do an incredible job last year?

  • June 14, 2009, 8:49 a.m. CST

    Biggest Buffy Fan ever.... but....

    by YouIgnorantGeeks

    And sorry... how is Bon Temps like Sunnydale?!?!!?!? So is every show with vampires going to be compared to Buffy? I LOVE Buffy, best show of all time in my opinion, followed by Angel... But I also love True Blood... probably best show on TV now, save for maybe, MAYBE, Lost. I mean "not as fun as sunnydale" WTF?!?!?! ITS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF SHOW!!!! Get the stick out of your ass. And for those who think its a girls show... um... no... this show is getting praise ALL OVER THE PLACE... men, women, doesn't matter. Thats why its considered such a runaway success. EVERYONE loves it. Those who say stuff like "my girlfriend forces me to watch it" are probably just extremely insecure closet homosexuals who don't realize there is nothing feminine about the show. Now if they were watching Vampire Diaries...

  • June 14, 2009, 8:50 a.m. CST

    And I love Paquin, but...

    by DanielKurland

    there is no way that anyone can say that she deserved the Emmy over January Jones last year for Betty Draper. It was Betty Draper's year!

  • June 14, 2009, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Anna Paquin isn't swimsuit model good looking

    by ZoeFan

    But that doesn't mean there isn't something really attractive about her.

  • June 14, 2009, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Anna Paquin

    by Canuck815

    She just won the Golden Globe, the Emmy is still technically hers to lose. This show is pretty addicting, and I'm really glad to hear the deceased wasn't who was expected. Anna Paquin in those short shorts? I've missed it.

  • June 14, 2009, 9:03 a.m. CST

    Canuck, wow, you're right...

    by DanielKurland

    I was positive it was the Emmy.

  • June 14, 2009, 9:23 a.m. CST

    I always get Anna Paquin and Thora Birch

    by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS

    mixed up. Both cute and both have that girl next door look. Bring on the nakedness!

  • June 14, 2009, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Re: Richard Gere Raped My Gerbil

    by maelstrom_ZERO

    <p>I believe--and someone correct me if I'm wrong--that the correct term for the firing of arrows is "loose." And I got that from watching the commentary of Lord of the Rings, of all places.</p> <p>I recently finished watching TB within for the first time within a span of a few days, and I have to say, it's pretty enjoyable. It certainly isn't as well-done as Supernatural, or the dialogue as well-scripted as 1st season of BSG, but the characters are very well fleshed out and seem kind of realistic. TB is good stuff.</p>

  • June 14, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST

    "TB is good stuff"...

    by DanielKurland

    The tuberculosis ward may disagree.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:04 a.m. CST

    This is the best HBO can come up with?

    by Ash0k

    Thank God for FX, SHO, and AMC.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:15 a.m. CST

    HERC, YOU'VE LOST THE PLOT BIGTIME.

    by Hint_of_Smegma

    Buffy the fricking Vampire Slayer was funnier and better written? On what fucking planet was this? Buffy was a joke, I will never, never understand why so many people stick up for it. It had some - SOME - good ideas, but it was badly acted, the writing was too fond of throwing in wink wink nudge nudge moments and Whedon was obviously so far up himself when he was writing it he had to open his mouth in order to see the word processor. True Blood beats it in ever single department - casting, acting, writing, ideas, humour. Plus, naked chicks and no David "Craptastic" Boreanz. Put Charisma Carpenter in it as a mute who has to get naked a lot and it will quite possibly be the greatest show ever. That is all.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:19 a.m. CST

    Watched all of Season One in a row on ondemand

    by Boblobla

    And I have to say, if I had to wait in weekly installments, I might not have enjoyed the show as much. When the show has it's big "holy shit" moments, they're awesome, like when we finally see a staking, or how Bill became a vampire. The reveal of the killer's identity at the end of season one was, I thought a bit of a cop out as they went with someone that wouldn't really effect things too much. I was surprised by how sad I was when Jason's hippie vegan girlfriend bought it. But any show that has EB Farnum and Frank Sabotka on it is going to keep me watching for that. Well, that and Anna Paquin being naked. YOWZA.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Having now wikied True Blood...

    by Gabba-UK

    Read what people have said, awards, reviews, the fact that the guy that did American Beauty and Six Feet Under is involved, Paquin puppies getting an airing not withstanding, why isn't this on British TV yet?

  • June 14, 2009, 10:28 a.m. CST

    i'm pouring a 40 ...

    by Toe Jam

    for lizzy caplan nudity. hands down, the highlight(s) of season one. and the chance of her getting naked on season two of "party down" doesn't look too promising.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Thanks maelstrom_ZERO

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    Oh, and I've not seen this show yet but everything here is telling me that I should rectify that mistake.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:40 a.m. CST

    This show makes me happy

    by Auriellis

    Mostly because most shows based on books ignore the books entirely or just keep the elements that work. I like True Blood because it does follow the books and then does even better by expanding the universe to tell stories surrounding the other characters.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:49 a.m. CST

    How is naked chicks f*cking, gay?

    by WhoDis

    And I haven't seen the show yet besides the online nude and sex clips and photos (waiting to see Season 1 on DVD with my wife who's out of town at the moment), but in regards to the vampire teeth, they do look a bit silly in this, it's more like snake fangs. It took me forever to get used to the bumpy forehead thing with BUFFY and at least it's not extra long fangs like in John Carpenter's VAMPIRES where the fangs are so long it would be impossible to close your mouth. I prefer the INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE teeth myself. Subtle and more realistic. RIP Stan Winston.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Love this show

    by Lovecraftfan

    Its just a whole lot of adult fun.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:53 a.m. CST

    is the hot girl from cloverfield whippin out tit?

    by ironic_name

    cuz thats what its about, that show.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

    does she show bush?

    by bacci40

    i am a dirty old man...i need to know

  • June 14, 2009, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Anna Paquin is a bucktoothed plain jane

    by neoufo51

    Who cares if she's naked? Her body wasnt nearly as good as the chick from Cloverfield. Now she was worth watching.

  • June 14, 2009, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Lizzy Caplan

    by Canuck815

    Shit, I forgot how hot she was in season 1. Wish she could be comin' back for more.

  • June 14, 2009, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Also,

    by Canuck815

    Herc, if possible, you should try out a weekly TB talkback (I can't remember if you had one for season 1). It'd be sweet to have a place to come to discuss the 'holy shit' moments.

  • June 14, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    maturity at its best...

    by cifra

    Paquin's tits! I still wonder why this site ain't talking about Paquin's, Damon's and Lonnergan's "Margaret" being delayed for years. Or diggin' any news about the other delayed and said-to-be great Paquin movie, "Trick or Treat". If you guys measure the quality of a series by the size of someone's tits...

  • June 14, 2009, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Anna Paquin is gorgeous

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    I wish I had HBO. :(

  • June 14, 2009, 11:51 a.m. CST

    You know what was really awesome in season 1?...

    by DanielKurland

    In the finale when Bill is in the sun and is fucking burned to SHIT. And thankfully, the makeup works and doesn't ruin the moment.

  • June 14, 2009, 11:54 a.m. CST

    it's funny

    by Bloo

    in book 3 or 4, Sookie introduces Eric to Buffy The Vampire Slayer on DVD (a show she enjoys) and he laughs at it, talking about how unrealistic it is, that made me smile

  • June 14, 2009, 11:54 a.m. CST

    TRUE BLOOD Season 1 > BUFFY TVS Seasons 6 & 7

    by SpyGuy

    You know it, I know it. <p>And wasn't Anna Paquin naked at the end of Season 1? Is there a clause in her contract that she does at least one episode naked per season? Fine by me...</p>

  • June 14, 2009, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Paquin was naked in season one...

    by DanielKurland

    I though it was funny, because to a certain point, she was shot to get around nudity, and it seemed she must have obviously been uncomfortable or something, but then the nudity is almost gratuitous.

  • June 14, 2009, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Bloo...

    by DanielKurland

    So I guess Eric sticks around probably...

  • June 14, 2009, noon CST

    nothing wrong with gratuitous nudity.

    by mistergreen

  • June 14, 2009, 12:02 p.m. CST

    This show will never be in the UK

    by mistergreen

    because you Brits are too squeamish. Or you'll get a highly edited version. It's kinda violent too.

  • June 14, 2009, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Paquin is not attractive

    by Biffs_Pleasure_Paradise

    Sorry she just isn't. Pretty ugly in my opinion. I think some of you just squirt your pants cause she was Rogue.

  • June 14, 2009, 12:17 p.m. CST

    DanielKurland

    by Bloo

    in the books at least he does, but from the sounds of the S2 opener they are taking a few liberties with the book, we'll see, quite a bit of liberties with S1 and the first book so, but the spirit of the book was still there

  • June 14, 2009, 12:19 p.m. CST

    I knew they wouldn't kill off Lafayette

    by WillFerret

    Why would you kill off an interesting character like that? My guess is that he is now a vampire.

  • June 14, 2009, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Yeah, obviously it'll be different than the books...

    by DanielKurland

    La Guerta dies in the first Dexter book...

  • June 14, 2009, 12:39 p.m. CST

    CAN'T FUCKEN WAIT

    by nalapou

    thank god hbo didn't do the 2 year wait with this one.

  • June 14, 2009, 12:55 p.m. CST

    This show looks stupid

    by Series7

    Maybe its just the bad trailers playing for the DVD right now or what. It just looks like an R rated version of Gaylight.

  • June 14, 2009, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Learn to read, Richard Gere...

    by ErnestBorgNine

    Durrrr...

  • June 14, 2009, 1:14 p.m. CST

    UK - Airs 17 July on FX

    by Inigogal

    Once it has run on FX, it is going to Channel 4 apparently.

  • June 14, 2009, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Too squeamish???

    by Gabba-UK

    Ok, maybe were a bit too careful with having violence on TV but nudity? We get LOADS of that. Maybe why we have a much lower murder rate than the US but a much higher teenage pregnancy rate. I think I prefer it that way........ especially as the age of consent here is 16.

  • June 14, 2009, 1:24 p.m. CST

    True Blood Sunday = Get Laid Sunday

    by Wrecks

    The one show on TV that I can count on to get my wife ready to rock. It's a sexy show.

  • June 14, 2009, 1:56 p.m. CST

    re: Get Laid Sunday

    by spartymike

    Funny, your wife never says anything about True Blood when I'm nailing her at lunchtime every day.

  • June 14, 2009, 2:07 p.m. CST

    "highly" naked?

    by chrth

    Does that mean erect nipples?

  • June 14, 2009, 2:12 p.m. CST

    The Shield and Breaking Bad

    by Ash0k

    Two of the best TV shows in a decade Oh, and LOST, of course.

  • June 14, 2009, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Seen Anna Paquin naked, show will suck now

    by thelordofhell

    Maybe we can change "Jumped The Shark" or "Nuke The Fridge" to "See Anna Paquin Naked".

  • June 14, 2009, 3:07 p.m. CST

    sounds good

    by Omar B

    I'll be watching the NBA finals though.

  • June 14, 2009, 3:10 p.m. CST

    Conchords Brett was in Lord of the Rings as an ELF.

    by EvilWizardGlick

    For those who didn't know.

  • June 14, 2009, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Bret was...

    by morGoth

    ...Figwit the Elf. He was in Fellowship and later in Return as the poofy elf who tells Arwen to hurry up.

  • June 14, 2009, 3:17 p.m. CST

    I'm loving this trend of

    by nemesisdarkside

    female leads in TV shows getting naked!

  • June 14, 2009, 4:01 p.m. CST

    To all the naysayers that say Paquin can't be sexy

    by c4andmore

    check out 25th Hour. She was the uber-hotness in that flick. <br /> I can't wait til tonight, this show has got me and mrs c4 hooked.

  • June 14, 2009, 4:27 p.m. CST

    Uneven yes, but the 1st 2 seasons of Buffy..

    by Ninja Nerd

    ...were a little weak. It was basically "monster-of-the-week" with very little narrative thread. When Angel showed up, and Willow came into her own, it got better. I'm TiVOing True Blood for the moment because it hasn't become "something I can't miss seeing as soon as" yet. We'll see.....

  • June 14, 2009, 4:42 p.m. CST

    Brits too squeamish?

    by Jarek

    Give me a fucking break. This is the same nation that put Apparitions, Being Human, Dead Set, Ideal, etc. on TV. Those that know anything about British TV know that they sport not only one of the most screwed up senses of humour around, but also don't hold back on the red stuff... at all. I think you have it backwards... which is typical ignorance.

  • June 14, 2009, 4:59 p.m. CST

    I get more of a Veronica Mars vibe from this show

    by jah_kingdom

    Especially, the 2nd part of season one. A previous talkbacker described the writing as ,"lazy," and I'd have to agree. Premise is good and the guy who plays Bill is perfect but the writing really is lackluster. The sex scenes are hot though.

  • June 14, 2009, 5:08 p.m. CST

    Wow, way to spoil everything

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Why bother watching?

  • June 14, 2009, 5:34 p.m. CST

    I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO LICK PAQUIN'S ASS

    by BringingSexyBack

    along with the rest of her. True Blood fucking returns. Balellujah!

  • June 14, 2009, 5:41 p.m. CST

    I"D PAQ THAT ANNA!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • June 14, 2009, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Lackluster writing?

    by filmstu2005

    Oh just admit it you fucks this is a pretty damn entertaining show. Bill is perfect. Ana paquin plays Sookie well, although Tara is a pretty scene-stealing actress. But who wouldnt want to see Ana paquin get bit by a vampire on her nipples? Okay, well not as creepy like that, but the whole graveyard sex thing, to those that know what i'm talking about? Instant hook into this show. Jaw-dropping, in fact, everyone in the room watching it with me were hooked from that point on, well way b4 that actually.

  • June 14, 2009, 6:15 p.m. CST

    ANNA HAS THE FINEST TITTIES ON TELEVISION

    by BringingSexyBack

    I challenge anyone to prove me wrong.

  • June 14, 2009, 6:16 p.m. CST

    TITTIES LIKE ANNA'S DON'T GROW ON TREES

    by BringingSexyBack

    If they did I'd be a fucking farmer.

  • June 14, 2009, 6:19 p.m. CST

    I HAVEN'T SEEN ROSE BYRNE'S TITTIES

    by BringingSexyBack

    If you can point to a movie or pics of said titties I would be much obliged.

  • June 14, 2009, 6:20 p.m. CST

    IF ANNA SHOWED UP AT MY DOOR IN A SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT

    by BringingSexyBack

    I would fuck her brains out.

  • June 14, 2009, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Where's the screencaps! Paquin's titties rock

    by Tall_Boy66

    I could get if you don't think she's super-hot, but she has amazing tits. If you don't think she has amazing tits, you don't know amazing tits.

  • June 14, 2009, 7:18 p.m. CST

    TALL_BOY66

    by BringingSexyBack

    I think she has amazing tits.

  • June 14, 2009, 7:21 p.m. CST

    I LOVE ANNA IN TIGHT TEE AND SHORTS

    by BringingSexyBack

    and cotton white ankle socks. If she has to wear anything, just wear that.

  • June 14, 2009, 7:32 p.m. CST

    25th hour boys was pretty damn special for me

    by Six Demon Bag

    dawson and paquin

  • June 14, 2009, 8 p.m. CST

    I HAVE SEEN ROSE BYRNE'S TITTIES

    by ironic_name

    OH YEAH!

  • June 14, 2009, 8:01 p.m. CST

    Average looking chicks naked = attainable fantasy for us

    by terry1978

    That is basically what it is. If it's someone on par with a genetic jackpot it's fantasy but we know we'll never get it. Paquin naked means, "there is some girl working at my mall's Cinnabon on par with her that I could probably tap if I told her I owned a car."

  • June 14, 2009, 8:07 p.m. CST

    ironic--thats a fargin' lie and you know it!

    by Six Demon Bag

    love me some young guns

  • June 14, 2009, 8:12 p.m. CST

    terry1978

    by gotilk

    You made me tear up a bit I laughed so hard. Or as the script kiddies and cyberpunks used to say.. ROFLMAO!

  • June 14, 2009, 8:21 p.m. CST

    So is this the latest cult show no one watches?

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • June 14, 2009, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Straight guys who like sex also watch this show....

    by nopix

  • June 14, 2009, 8:31 p.m. CST

    No, goth chicks with huge tits watch it too

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • June 14, 2009, 8:40 p.m. CST

    Watching for first time...this show is so overrated...

    by digital8

  • June 14, 2009, 8:40 p.m. CST

    WE LOVES THOSE TRAILER TRASH ACTRESSES

    by TITBAG

    FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK. PAQUIN IS ONE GAP-TOOTHED FREAK WHO'S ASSHOLE IS PROBABLY LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PEARL. LIKE THAT WHORE FROM TWILIGHT OR THAT SKANK FROM DRAG ME TO HELL. YOU YANKS JUST DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH THE HOT TRAILER TRASH, DO YOU?

  • June 14, 2009, 8:41 p.m. CST

    "BUT....BUT SHE WAS IN TEH X-MEN!!!!!11"

    by digital8

  • June 14, 2009, 8:47 p.m. CST

    GAP TOOTHED FREAKS ARE THE BEST.

    by TITBAG

  • June 14, 2009, 8:52 p.m. CST

    IS THERE MASSIVE BUSH?

    by TITBAG

    I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. HOPE SO. ALL THOSE GAP TOOTHED FREAKS HAVE MASSIVE BUSH.

  • June 14, 2009, 9:06 p.m. CST

    Awesome cans. What a body.

    by YackBacker

    Had to wait the whole episode but damn was it worth it. Famous tits are the best thing on earth.

  • June 14, 2009, 9:10 p.m. CST

    transexual goth guys who like bestiality

    by SylarTheCylon

    are the only reasonable audience for this show, because putting labels on people is soooooooooo cool

  • June 14, 2009, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Enough with stupid buffy!!

    by ulcer

    "Bon Temps keeps reminding me of Sunnydale" HOW? Sunnydale was a white middle class California suburb with soccer moms and station wagon, and the whole point of Buffy is that that the school is that the highs school is an alegory. How incredibly *stupid* do you have to be to see any kind of link between anything in True Blood and Buffy! You have an 8 year old-level understanding of tvs and film. Ho they both use the word "Vampires"! Well then!!

  • June 14, 2009, 9:28 p.m. CST

    So, is Anna stacked or what?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    She looks like a 12 year old.

  • June 14, 2009, 9:28 p.m. CST

    It was a good season opener!

    by ulcer

    .. although this show kind of dies you to like it, with Tara and and Sookie's brother being so annoying. Still, Ensign Ro's character. apparently changed a lot from the book, is very promising.<br><br> And yes, it's a drama, not a comedy aimed at teenage girls, like Buffy was.

  • June 14, 2009, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Anyone else find it Ironic

    by Nuck81

    That a bunch of Nerd Geek Virgins are complaining about a woman NOT being hot?

  • June 14, 2009, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Wow this show really brings out the whininess in Talkbackers

    by Lovecraftfan

    Oh and good season opener

  • June 14, 2009, 10:32 p.m. CST

    Paquin is Average?

    by blhotz

    ...um... what?! She's no Megan Fox but she's not exactly average. She's way hotter than a lot of the others you fools drool about. She's doing well in this show too. Watch her eyes - very convincing acting, imo. And awesome show! I swear every episode is better and better (especially last season).

  • June 14, 2009, 10:36 p.m. CST

    can they *please* bring Lizzy Caplan back

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

    if only to show those great tits again one last time. she can drop dead on the spot after doing so for all i care... but damn was she hot in S1.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:40 p.m. CST

    and i've only recently found out that she was the chick

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

    in Cloverfield. and that's crazy, because i didn't find anyone in that film exceptionally hot while seeing it in the theater... but as soon as i saw her in True Blood, i thought she was fucking money.

  • June 14, 2009, 10:56 p.m. CST

    Jesus...

    by DanielKurland

    I'm a guy, and I think this tit discussion is a little too much, when it's shadowing any comments of substance about the show. That being said, I do agree of this "trend" of female leads getting naked is appreciated.

  • June 14, 2009, 11:08 p.m. CST

    the Cloverfield chick

    by Murkish

    has some of the most amazing tits ive seen on tv. too bad they killed her off. maybe she'll take her top off in party down.

  • June 14, 2009, 11:34 p.m. CST

    Paquin

    by GiveMeAnFinBreak

    Those lips .. god damn. How can you fault those lips? Or those tits, for that matter? What the fuck is wrong with you cave dwellers?

  • June 14, 2009, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Paquin's cans

    by YackBacker

    Are dynamite. Truly exciting tits. I would write a poem about them if I wasn't so illiterate.

  • June 14, 2009, 11:45 p.m. CST

    Paquin in 25th Hour

    by veebeeyes

    Dude, even the character who is attracted to her says that she isn't good looking. Furthermore, Paquin's character was such a little self-absorbed juvenile little bitch that I wanted to punch her in the face every time she was on screen.

  • June 14, 2009, 11:50 p.m. CST

    Look, it's a matter of taste- I think Paquin is money

    by YackBacker

    Some of you think otherwise. This isn't really a debate as much as it is a bunch of peeps talking past each other. I would date her and I would love it.

  • June 14, 2009, 11:50 p.m. CST

    And yes, Lizzy Caplan is exquisite- that's NOT up for debate

    by YackBacker

    Period.

  • June 14, 2009, 11:51 p.m. CST

    She can't be that hot

    by Melvin_Pelvis

    a gis doesn't turn up any nakey pics<br> Not even fakes

  • June 14, 2009, 11:51 p.m. CST

    I'm talking about

    by Melvin_Pelvis

    rogue

  • June 14, 2009, 11:55 p.m. CST

    Awesome!!!Episode!!!

    by Broseph

    It's so nice to have the show back.fuck i wanna bang marry anne.I love this show and fuck anybody trying to call it out for being gay or for girls that bullshit may fly with twinklight but true blood is far superior to that garbage.I'm just glad poor lafayette isn't dead.And the voodoo broads face was priceless

  • June 14, 2009, 11:57 p.m. CST

    Michelle Forbes- she's looking better than ever

    by YackBacker

    She got some good plastic surgery, methinks. Ensign Ro lookin' foxy.

  • June 15, 2009, 12:04 a.m. CST

    Grotesque Idiots

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    "TITS!" Next time anyone asks me to justify why I think Americans are some of the most ignorant people on the planet, incapable of a thought beyond their own balls if they're men or their own husband's balls if they're straight women, I'll point out this Talkback.

  • June 15, 2009, 12:06 a.m. CST

    ThusSpakeSpymunk, show us your tits!

    by YackBacker

    America, FUCK YEAH!

  • June 15, 2009, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Riley Martin

    by Broseph

    LOVES THE COCK.Guys who front and act macho are always secret meat gazers

  • June 15, 2009, 12:12 a.m. CST

    True Blood and Breaking Bad

    by Broseph

    My two favorite shows right now.And paquin in 25th hour and squid and the whale was hot fuck action 2 the max wtf have u niggas been smokin? to think paquins not hot???And capplans tits are perfection

  • June 15, 2009, 12:31 a.m. CST

    ThusSpakeSpymunk probably has tiny itty bitty titties

    by neoufo51

    Come on, whip out those fried eggs! We'll take them too!

  • June 15, 2009, 1:04 a.m. CST

    OMG- I agree with TITBAG about Something?

    by cymbalta4thedevil

    It's that gap toothed grin of hers that puts Paquin over the top. She's like a walking advertisement for that stereotype about gap toothed girls being nymphomaniacs. Hate all you want. You know she's hot. <br /><br />And she's also a great actress. Oscar as a child, Golden Globe as an adult. She's too quirky looking for the average MAXIM reader, but men who love real women know what we like when we see it. She's beautiful.

  • June 15, 2009, 1:16 a.m. CST

    AWESOME TITS!

    by Toilet_Terror

    THOSE TITS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD.

  • June 15, 2009, 1:21 a.m. CST

    there isn't a guy in this TB....

    by Gabba-UK

    who, when seeing that first poster from X2 with Paquin in the leather suit with her looking back over her shoulder, didn't want to bend her over the console of the xplane and bang the living shit out of her!!!! And don't pretend otherwise. You'd just look like a fucking idiot.

  • June 15, 2009, 1:37 a.m. CST

    ZOM-BOT GOT BANNED FOR SAYING www.NukeTheFridge.COM

    by hugejack21

    look http://tinyurl.com/kktw3a

  • June 15, 2009, 2:07 a.m. CST

    paquin

    by Raskolnikov_was_framed

    anyone who thinks she isn't a fucking smokeshow is crazy...you'd all eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from...fucking nerds

  • June 15, 2009, 2:33 a.m. CST

    I Made My Own True Blood

    by topaz4206

    http://twitpic.com/7fr02 <br><br> Yeah, I'm a dork, what about it?

  • June 15, 2009, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Hey Gabba

    by Toilet_Terror

    I think Paquin's hot, but that poster makes her look like some sort of humped up hobgoblin. <b> http://tinyurl.com/kk9ur8

  • June 15, 2009, 3 a.m. CST

    tits

    by martinlutherkrangjr

    so do they show some tits on this show?

  • June 15, 2009, 3:01 a.m. CST

    ThusSpakeSpymunk doesn't like awesome tits

    by Tall_Boy66

    It's sad when a man doesn't like awesome tits like Paquin's. Cause she has some fantastic boobs.

  • June 15, 2009, 3:02 a.m. CST

    Anna Paquin's Awesome Tits Makes ScriptGirl cry

    by Tall_Boy66

    Cause her tits are nowhere near as pretty as Paquin's.

  • June 15, 2009, 3:06 a.m. CST

    true blood is great

    by martinlutherkrangjr

    i think if you are labeling this show as a "gay show" you probably just read some entertainment weekly article that compared the vampire right movement in the show to the real life gay rights movement. this show is obviously made with both sexes in mind and caters to both. the gay/vampire allegory that was played up in the early days of this show by the press (and alan balls own sexuality) isn't really present in the show at all or not in some blatant annoying way. the only gay character, Lafayette, is one of the best on the show, and on tv right now. I bet even Jack Bauer would suck his dick.

  • June 15, 2009, 3:54 a.m. CST

    Hobgoblin?

    by Gabba-UK

    Granted the upper curve of her back seems prominent but look at that leather enclosed arse and the look in her eyes... are you telling me it doesn't scream 'bend me over a stealth jets console and fuck me ragged!!!'. And that was before we knew how perfect her breasts are! Seriously, anyone thinking she's not hot needs to cut it off! They haven't the taste to dip their wick in anything worthwhile..

  • Anyone who chose to have 'Bro' as part of their nick is just asking for a nice long thick tubesteak in their mouth. Oh, while they're fingering pussy of course, cause you're obviously a True Blood fan and therefore bisexual My name is Joseph you fucking moron.it was just a screen name no big thought put into it like the way you describe your lust for cock.dude step out of the closet and be youself.How fucking stupid and small minded do u have to be to label someone by a tv show they watch?What A Pussy Boy Scared Of His Own Sexuality.Fuckin Meat Gaze

  • June 15, 2009, 5:15 a.m. CST

    If You Think Sunnydale Is More Fun Than Bon Temps

    by LaserPants

    Your either 10 years old OR an obese middle aged virgin. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love Buffy as much as the next geek, BUT Bon Temps has sex, drugs, and awesome. I'd far rather sink my fangs into Sookie and/or that MILFtastic cougar Maryann (aka Admiral Cain) than stand around dropping geek references, stammering, and NOT having sex with the superpowered cheerleader.

  • June 15, 2009, 5:16 a.m. CST

    Vampire Lafayette?

    by LaserPants

    Hello new Gay Icon.

  • June 15, 2009, 5:20 a.m. CST

    Anna Paquin Just Got Elevated To SMOKING HOT

    by LaserPants

    Perfect little body there, Anna. Wanna sink my fangs into that sweet, hot, young thing.

  • June 15, 2009, 5:55 a.m. CST

    This show is made for gay people

    by dioxholster

    to rally their cause. what a tragedy this is. and twilight is better.

  • June 15, 2009, 5:59 a.m. CST

    martinlutherkrangjr = suck my dick, this IS a GAY SHOW!

    by dioxholster

    how can you say that this isnt a gay show because it caters to both sexes in mind when a gay person could be either a guy or a girl?

  • June 15, 2009, 6:06 a.m. CST

    You Would Know, Dioxholster

    by LaserPants

    I get the feeling that True Blood awakened something deep inside you. And no, I don't mean your fathers cock, I meant your latent homosexuality.

  • June 15, 2009, 6:07 a.m. CST

    LaserPants

    by dioxholster

    you suck, this world is not made for sucky people like you... or is it? DON-DON-DUN-DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  • June 15, 2009, 6:15 a.m. CST

    LaserPants-- wow i do fast responses

    by dioxholster

    imagine what i can physically do to you in real life? better put lotion in that asshole, just sayin.

  • June 15, 2009, 6:52 a.m. CST

    WTF. ITV just canceled "Primeval"!

    by KazamaSmokers

    Those stupid bastards.

  • June 15, 2009, 6:52 a.m. CST

    Paquin haters...

    by cripeman

    Girls like her scare you and that's ... OK. <br> You're good enough...you're smart enough...and doggone it....people like you. <p> Lafayette is there because Steven Root's character is dead. Betcha.

  • June 15, 2009, 7 a.m. CST

    KazamaSmokers, No movie then?

    by EvilWizardGlick

    Well?

  • June 15, 2009, 7:01 a.m. CST

    Cutter quit when his doll came out.

    by EvilWizardGlick

    Swift slide after that.

  • June 15, 2009, 7:03 a.m. CST

    Danny trapped in the past with his spawn.

    by EvilWizardGlick

    Ever notice just how closely the first ancestors resembled Danny Quin? <p> I think he was getting some monkey poon.

  • June 15, 2009, 7:21 a.m. CST

    Mary-Ann is....

    by corporategohan616

    What's her deal? She a demon? Exiled God? The T.B.-verse is coming off more and more like the Buffyverse... Just more nudity :P

  • June 15, 2009, 7:31 a.m. CST

    I never thought of the show as gay. But who cares. It's a really

    by Mr Walter

    Was a really good season opener. Sookie and Bill having problems. Lafayette held prisoner by Eric,Eric doing his highlights,Jason joining a cult,Sam's dodgy past,Tara is actually happy. Michelle Forbes has this whole hot scare thing going on. When she back handed her butler for being Tara them towels. I laughed.

  • June 15, 2009, 7:34 a.m. CST

    Vampires are Evil?

    by dioxholster

    are we all on the same page here? vampires are evil right? i want everyone to agree to that coz dammit they are. i dont like those vampire sympathizers they show on true blood and i hate how the only ppl against vampires are the church-going kind. its absurd, its as though you are either a silly liberal or a religious lunatic. its either you're happy-go-lucky or ignorant. wtf? thats not society.

  • June 15, 2009, 7:52 a.m. CST

    Wanna bet Jason will be banging the preacher's wife soon?

    by YackBacker

    That's my prediction. She's too hot to not have HBO show her naked. And by golly, if there's one thing Jason knows how to do and to well, it's banging chicks. I'd join a cult for that too!

  • June 15, 2009, 7:56 a.m. CST

    Jason bangs everyone

    by dioxholster

    every woman on that show got banged by jason, only one left is sookie.

  • June 15, 2009, 7:58 a.m. CST

    dioxholster, it's a parable

    by YackBacker

    Vampires are the vilified minority of our society, much like how blacks, Asians, Hispanics and gays have been and are treated. It's a none-to-subtle allegory, but the fantasy aspect is meant to draw in the viewer with a hook- vampires. STAR TREK did the same thing, but used fu-manchu sporting aliens to represent the Soviet Union and other aliens to serve as symbols of other people among our own world. Besides, if you take TRUE BLOOD on face value alone, this take on vampires shows a more complex "villain." And that itself is more compelling than the slash and gore retreads that have dominated the horror genre.

  • June 15, 2009, 8:15 a.m. CST

    the show takes itself too seriously

    by dioxholster

    so thats a turn off for me. i want to see vampires being slayed not tolerated and apparently have freaky sex with.

  • June 15, 2009, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Add my name to the pervy list...

    by Fart_Master_Flex

    Because I think Anna Paquin is fit as fuck. Seriously, ain't a wrong note in that body of hers.

  • June 15, 2009, 8:33 a.m. CST

    Anna Paquin naked? Yeeeeeahhh... no.

    by Heckles

    Perv factor for sure. Of age or not, she has little girl deal going on. Like what's her name... shit, from The Professional... chick from the shitty Star Wars trilogy... fuck it.

  • June 15, 2009, 8:37 a.m. CST

    Empire Transformers 2 Review

    by tonguestubble

    here: http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/review.asp?FID=135198 also, good news bout Ms Paquin - will wait for the screen caps though

  • June 15, 2009, 9:03 a.m. CST

    But does Anne Packwin have....

    by Series7

    DECEPTICON TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • June 15, 2009, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Tried to give this another chance...

    by Fico

    but it's just not very good. Sorry. It doesn't have the usual quality of an HBO show. Feels like something from TNT with gore & nudity. A frat boy's version of Twilight. And Bill's "accent" is dreadful. I realize he's supposed to be Civil War era but I don't understand how you all can stand it.

  • June 15, 2009, 9:19 a.m. CST

    Agree With Diox For Once

    by Crow3711

    I mostly enjoy True Blood, and continue to watch it on DVR when i get time, but for a show as fucking ridiculously campy as this, it takes itself so seriously, its hilarious. Those love scenes (not the sex and nudity) the scene where she broke in front of Bill right before they went and got it on, was maybe the worst thing ive ever seen "God...damnit....I...love you..bill compton!" I laughed out loud. I think its hilarious how many stupid college girls and frat boys act like this is the best show on tv jsut because they watch it, no other reason. No one questions what they watch anymore, its simply the best because they like it. As entertaining as true blood can be, its extremely fluffy and full of camp.

  • June 15, 2009, 9:50 a.m. CST

    The deal with Anna Paquin...

    by Sonny_Williams

    is that her face is not traditionally beautiful, definitely room for debate there. But, from the neck down she is a total smokin hottie, and that's just FACT. A guy who wouldn't do Paquin takes it up the ass and likes it!

  • June 15, 2009, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Here's the vid- if you don't like this body, nuts to you!

    by YackBacker

    http://tinyurl.com/mtnxbt

  • June 15, 2009, 10:43 a.m. CST

    If y'all got some pussy these TB's would be dull.

    by EvilWizardGlick

    I hate to tell you all this but most not overweight women have nice bodies. Yes, if you quit beating the meat at youtube and actually dated you could discover this for yourselves.

  • June 15, 2009, 10:49 a.m. CST

    lovedit

    by Judge Briggs

    great ep and this season is going to be fucking awesome. Herc, stop comparing this show to Buffy... the only thing they have in common is vampires... I am as a big of a fan as you are with Buffy... but True Blood is super adult and grounded more in reality than Buffy. Both are terrific shows!

  • June 15, 2009, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Fuck yeah! Lafayette's alive!!!

    by HoboCode

    Other than Paquin's perfect breasts, he's the best part of the show!

  • June 15, 2009, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Maryann Is My New Favorite Character

    by LaserPants

    She is clearly some kind of demon or dark witch; she bares all the traditional signs, even down to fraternizing with swine (symbol of the devil) and seducing people with candy, fruit, drugs, anything they want. She's AWESOME! I would love to see some kind of supernatural revolution against the right wing religiotard fascists.

  • June 15, 2009, 11:26 a.m. CST

    WOW, I actually gotta agree with Dioxholster

    by Ash0k

    I rarely agree with you Diox, but you're right on the money with TRUE BLOOD. This show is absolutely ridiculous... vampires are evil, and yes, this show caters to liberal hippies and really emo men.

  • June 15, 2009, 11:34 a.m. CST

    True Blood: cheesy, terrible

    by zooch

    and sometimes entertaining all at once

  • June 15, 2009, 11:44 a.m. CST

    buffy

    by Ryanbraun14

    i just started re-watching buffy and realized a couple things--as i was watching season one, i was asking myself 'why did i think this show was so good?' now i'm done with season three and remember why... man its such a great show... its alot like firefly, where you're thinking 'ok this is decent' and then it just sneaks up on you and you fall in love with the show... but one thing--i'm very glad they didn't do a faith spinoff. i know she is a villain and we're supposed to hate her, but i don't think i could take listening to her attitude... its about ensamble with buffy... faith could never carry her own show... ripper could, especially with the way buffy ended.

  • June 15, 2009, 11:47 a.m. CST

    Empires TF review was the worst, such inconsistencies

    by ganymede3010

    So far I've read 4 reviews on the revenge of the fallen. Each of them contradicting each other. The IGN review says that the Optimus/Megatron/Starscream/Blackouduel is the best of the movie. While the Empire review says the same battle was lame. Also, TFW2005 has a few reviews up. All of them contradicting each other. This tells me that this movie is going to deliver. Some will like some acts better then the other ones. But overall, the criticism has been the movie's length, and to much action? When I drop 16.25 per IMAX ticket, I want the most action and length for my buck.

  • June 15, 2009, 11:53 a.m. CST

    LOL..

    by CaptainAxis

    ...at the mental midgets like Diox and Ash0k who see everything in political terms. I really feel sad for you. You can't even watch a show without applying your bullshit politics to it. Does EVERYTHING boil down to "liberal" and "conservative" for you guys? Are you that incapable of seeing viewpoints other than your own that you can't deal with shows like this? Fucking pathetic.

  • June 15, 2009, noon CST

    dioxholster

    by CaptainAxis

    The anti-vampire people aren't all religious, either. The show works in grey areas, which is probably why feeble-minded pseudo-conservatives like you can't handle it. When Sookie reads minds of the people in the dinner, most of them are against vampires (or at least, the idea of humans mingling with vampires) for reasons other than religion. You do realize that you don't have to watch the show if you don't like it... right?

  • June 15, 2009, 12:06 p.m. CST

    true blood

    by Ryanbraun14

    is this show even good? what's with the vampire craze...

  • June 15, 2009, 12:27 p.m. CST

    A horror/fantasy show where girls get naked every week...

    by Gary Busey's Upper Half

    You're right, this show is so gay.

  • June 15, 2009, 12:45 p.m. CST

    If Playboy Enterprises had half a brain...

    by YackBacker

    They'd start doing original programming like this- something crossover with sex scenes mixed in. At this point, nobody goes to Playboy for porn. So, to justify its existence it needs to become a true entertainment company. Hugh, call me bro! I got an idea for a sexy supermarket television show where the girls in the produce section get frisky. Word!

  • June 15, 2009, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Ash0k

    by LaserPants

    So, this show awakened your secret gay longing didn't it? Be honest -- you get hard looking at the crucifix don't you? Jebus nearly naked in his bloody diaper? Cmon, admit it, you know you rubbed one out to him at least once. Or was that your priest who forced you too? PRAISE JEBUS!!!

  • June 15, 2009, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Ever Notice How Many Right Wing Religiotards...

    by LaserPants

    are secretly raging fags? Its called overcompensation. Look it up.

  • June 15, 2009, 1:27 p.m. CST

    CaptainAxis and Laserpants

    by Ash0k

    My only point was that the characters/creatures in "True Blood" don't seem terribly frightening or scary. For horror, I find "Supernatural" to be more engaging. Just my .02.

  • June 15, 2009, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Thank You LaserPants

    by Broseph

    Ted Haggard Comes To Mind.Dude scroll up and read rrileymartins attack on me.Look at the passion and thought he put into describing penis.total closet case

  • June 15, 2009, 1:54 p.m. CST

    sorry i was generalizing

    by martinlutherkrangjr

    when i said its not a gay show but that it appeals to both sexes, yes both sexes can be gay but since this board is just basically about tits i assumed all the gay bashing was directed towards gay men. i don't think the shows gay and if you think it is maybe its just because you are attracted to all the "hot dudes" on the show.

  • June 15, 2009, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Ash0k

    by CaptainAxis

    What a brilliant observation. When was True Blood marketed as a horror show? If you don't "get" what they're doing with this show, stick with Supernatural.

  • June 15, 2009, 2:01 p.m. CST

    THE GUYS ON TRUE BLOOD ARE FUCKING HOT TOO

    by BringingSexyBack

    I wouldn't fuck them but you can't deny they're hot.

  • June 15, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST

    YACKBACKER - YOU ARE A CHAMPION TALKBACKER AS ALWAYS

    by BringingSexyBack

    My endless gratitude for that link. Fuck, you are professional!

  • June 15, 2009, 2:04 p.m. CST

    ASHOKO - IS YOUR ASSHOLE EVER TIRED OF TALKING?

    by BringingSexyBack

    HBO is for grown-ups. Go back to The Dubble You Bee.

  • June 15, 2009, 2:07 p.m. CST

    I LOVED HOW MARYANN VERBALLY RAPED TARA'S MOM

    by BringingSexyBack

    That bitch needed a dose of harsh reality.

  • June 15, 2009, 2:40 p.m. CST

    HBO sucks

    by Bastard_Chief

    HBO has gone downhill since Rome and The Sopranos ended. And they fucked us by cancelling Deadwood. I'll never forgive them that!

  • June 15, 2009, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Film podcast

    by joblessfilmreviews

    Ladies and Gents to listen to the best podcast around download Jobless Film Reviews from the site below: http://tinyurl.com/l44edq Listen to a British guy and a Candian, (without jobs) discuss all things filmic..

  • June 15, 2009, 3:04 p.m. CST

    TheGhostWhoLurks

    by shodan6672

    I am straight and I find myself drawn to the copious amounts of tits and ass in the show. Imagine that. You are obviously trolling, but if you think this show is anything like that shitfest Sex and the City, you are an ass.

  • June 15, 2009, 3:05 p.m. CST

    "anna paquin is ugly"

    by shodan6672

  • June 15, 2009, 3:05 p.m. CST

    "anna paquin is ugly"

    by shodan6672

  • June 15, 2009, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Sorry about the double post

    by shodan6672

    I was just commenting on the post The Exterminator made. If you think she is ugly and don't like seeing her naked, you are a gay man. That is all.

  • June 15, 2009, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Is it okay...

    by DonoftheDead

    ...to say I like the show for it's really fleshed-out characters and engrossing situations without having my personal life morbidly speculated about? Get a (sex) life you pseudo-intellectual-wannabe geeks!

  • June 15, 2009, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Is it okay...

    by DonoftheDead

    ...to say I like the show for it's really fleshed-out characters and engrossing situations without having my personal life morbidly speculated about? Get a (sex) life you pseudo-intellectual-wannabe geeks!

  • June 15, 2009, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Rose Byrne has tremendous range....

    by cookylamoo

    She can go all the way from weepy to sad.

  • June 15, 2009, 4:07 p.m. CST

    BSB- cheers my man! cookylamoo, you made me snort!

    by YackBacker

    The both of you are professionals as well.

  • June 15, 2009, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Really like this show

    by kuryakin

    I don't see how anyone can say it takes itself too seriously though, since it has so much bizarre comedy in it. Like how when Eric appears at the end, all big and scary but he's obviously been in the middle of getting his highlights done; or the scene where Bill starts talking about recycling There was also that bit last season where Rene's fiancee discovers the "How to speak Cajun " tape that was straight out of the Naked Gun or something, just completely silly and tongue in cheek But changing topic slightly, how the fuck is Skarsgaard not Thor? Look at the fucker, he's a big Viking bastard Have his dad play Odin, BADA BING that's half Branagh's job done right there

  • June 15, 2009, 4:45 p.m. CST

    "HBO is for grown-ups"

    by Ash0k

    Really? I watch lots of "grown up" shows like Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Damages, Rescue Me, LOST, and Dexter. Oh yeah, none of them are on HBO.

  • June 15, 2009, 5:05 p.m. CST

    hbo

    by martinlutherkrangjr

    hbo makes some great shows still, but i think everyone else (except the networks) got wise to what they were doing and now you see lots of other shows on basic cable that are equal or superior to the quality of hbo's original programming. i am excited for a song of fire and ice on hbo if that ever happens and doesn't suck.

  • June 15, 2009, 6:35 p.m. CST

    c4andmore

    by HoichiTheEarless

    Agreed... Paquin is quite luscious as a brunette. The showrunners of this thing need to come up with some kind of hair die plot line and get her naked again.

  • June 15, 2009, 7:27 p.m. CST

    HBO NEEDS MORE LARRY DAVID!

    by digital8

    And yes, I know a new season hits later this year.

  • June 15, 2009, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Anna Paquin is PERFECT. Hey HBO...

    by 33.3rpm

    You give me naked Anna. I vow to watch every second of every episode this season. It's the least I can do. I love you. *kiss, kiss*

  • June 15, 2009, 8:42 p.m. CST

    You know what's gay? Buying the 12" Belloq doll from Sideshow

    by YackBacker

    Definitely more gay than watching Anna Paquin and Lizzy Caplan show their titties on this show. Get some perspective, you inbred mouthbreathers.

  • June 15, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Good-but-not-great start to the second season.

    by 3D-Man

    At times, the pacing seemed slower than molasses in the wind, although its obvious that a lot of story threads are being set up. And naked Anna Paquin at the end was just... wow.

  • June 15, 2009, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Alan Ball Overrated

    by tallsy

    I'm sorry but other than SFU, I don't know what people are seeing here. American Beauty was simultaneously condescending and cliche. Towelhead was just awful. This has to be the most overrated show on television.

  • June 15, 2009, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Heckles, you think Paquin looks like a "little girl"?

    by Tall_Boy66

    Uh, really? She has gigantic tits. Little girls don't have gigantic tits. I have no idea where you're comming from, buddy.

  • June 15, 2009, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Not nearly enough Skarsgard, waay too much Kwanten.

    by AnnoyYou

    Alexander Woo is just too in love with the utterly boring Jason Stackhouse/Ryan Kwanten. This episode gave way too much screen time to him, and he's clearly the least compelling character on the show. Bleah. However, although he was onscreen for only a few scenes, Eric/Skarsgard was worth the time invested in this otherwise lackluster premiere - I loved the foils in his hair (hee!) and the fact that he finally took out that moronic redneck. The only other pluses about this episode were Live!Lafayette and the back story on the totally scary Maryann (Michelle Forbes has ruled everything she's been on since her days as Ensign Ro on ST: the Next Generation). I hope next week there is MORE ERIC, which means it will automatically be better.

  • June 16, 2009, 4:11 a.m. CST

    Can we talk about Weeds?...

    by DanielKurland

    Jesus is Nancy's self destructive behaviour starting to bum me out. The sex isn't even hot anymore, it's just sad. And that final wide shot of her on the table was devastating.

  • June 16, 2009, 4:19 a.m. CST

    And what's with all the Rose Byrne hate?...

    by DanielKurland

    Admittedly, I've only seen her on Damages, but she's fucking great on Damages.

  • June 16, 2009, 12:09 p.m. CST

    DK, Rose is great, that's why its funny to rip on her

    by YackBacker

    She's just so darned perfect.

  • June 16, 2009, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Maryann is .. (SPOILER)

    by MGTHEDJ

    I think I know who Maryann is. (SPOILER). The Greek artifacts, the Trojan War era sculpture, the horns on the mantel, the PIG!!! She is the witch-goddess Circe from Homer's "The Odyssey."

  • June 16, 2009, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Looks like HBO finally has a new Sopranos on their hands!

    by Broseph

    Looks like HBO finally has a new Sopranos on their hands! The second season premiere of True Blood on Sunday night was the highest rated program for the premium cable network since the finale of The Sopranos. According to the Nielson ratings, 3.7 million viewers tuned in to True Blood on Sunday! Wow! The ratings are up 157% from the first season's premiere and up 51% than last season's finale. Sounds like HBO snagged a winner! Read'em and weep haters

  • June 16, 2009, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Entertaining Enough

    by _Maltheus_

    I don't know that I would say it's a quality show, it's pretty corny and they've got this whole liberal preachy thing going on, but I enjoy watching it well enough. It's a fun show that I put on the same level as Smallville (early show), Heroes (S1), Chuck or Reaper. Anna Paquin's hotness helps a lot in the watchability department. And I'm curious to see where the Ensign Ro plotline is going. However, I could do without the brother's plotline.

  • June 16, 2009, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Bon Temps, Louisiana

    by eonnoe

    I think the show is pretty entertaining. It can be corny at times and funny at others. The only thing that bugs me about the show is Bon Temps. With all the killing that goes on in that small town; why do they even go outside anymore? On a side note: True Blood starts Two years after vampires have "come out of the coffin". I wonder how the nation reacted when they made themselves known. Wouldnt there be anarchy in every city? I would picture the U.S. more like Night of the Living Dead than American Beauty if this ever happend.

  • June 17, 2009, 2:15 a.m. CST

    Series7: It's not DECEPTICON TESTICLES, it's...

    by BrannigansLaw

    DECEPTICLES.

  • June 17, 2009, 11:32 a.m. CST

    MGTHEDJ

    by Philvis

    I definitely could see Maryann being her or some other Greek goddess. Good call. I wonder how long we will have to wait and see.

  • June 17, 2009, 5:13 p.m. CST

    How about getting a script?

    by Vision

    In stead of all this porn instead!

  • June 24, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    I guarantee...

    by nostairway

    that all the guys saying Anna Paquin is ugly have never been with a woman even close to being as attractive as she is. Actually, they've probably never been with any woman at all. Right losers?

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