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Herc’s Seen Anna Paquin Get Highly Naked In Sunday's First TRUE BLOOD Since November!!
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True Blood 2.1 FAQ
What’s it called?
“Nothing But The Blood.”
Who’s responsible?
Teleplay is credited to “Sleeper Cell” vet Alexander Woo, who also wrote “True Blood’s” season-one finale.
What says HBO?
“Season Two Premiere. A shocking murder outside Merlotte's has Bon Temps reeling. Meanwhile, Sookie's relationship with Bill is tested when she learns of his siring of Jessica, and of his involvement in her uncle's death. Sam recalls a shape-shifting encounter he had with Maryann as a 17-year-old. Jason gets a sudden windfall that allows him to pay for a leadership retreat with the Fellowship of the Sun. Two adversaries find themselves sharing a mysterious dungeon and, possibly, the same fate.”
Was that gay cook Lafayette the murderee outside Merlotte’s?
He was not. The murderee’s true identity is revealed in spoiler-cloaking invisotext. It’s the exorcist who purged Tara’s mom of her demons.
Is Bill one of the adversaries sharing the mysterious dungeon?
No.
What else is HBO not telling us?
Sookie’s pal Tara wants to keep her connection to the deceased secret.
The big news?
Anna Paquin gets far more naked in this episode than in any prior installment.
What’s good?
The dungeon. Freshly minted vampire Jessica’s primer on Bill’s lifestyle. Michelle Forbes, still dishy nearly two decades after first essaying Ro Laren. The well-lit Paquin nakedness. The fact that season two's first four episodes left me craving more.
What’s not so good?
Bon Temps keeps reminding me of Sunnydale, and how much more fun Sunnydale was; “Buffy’s” plotting and dialogue were sharper and more graceful. And “True Blood” still isn’t as enjoyable as "American Beauty" or “Six Feet Under,” which begs the question: Why isn’t Alan Ball writing these episodes?
How does it end, spoiler-boy?
“Die, you dead fucker!!”
9 p.m. Sunday. HBO.
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why wouldn't they be the canines?
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What is it, like Sex in the City, with fangs? Because the only other person I know who watches is forced by his girlfriend.
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because of that somehow this makes me feel dirty.
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Interview with the Vampire, having the eye teeth (?) as the primary vampire fangs is nothing new. Annnnnnnyway - really looking forward to S2 and am glad they're only using the books as a template, not a scene for scene carbon copy.
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came out of their asses. It's better than watching that cheerleader vampire show with that dick nose midget.
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and it bugs me every time. I know, I know, vampires aren't even real, but it's just a silly movie thing. Like when someone goes over to their parents house and they ring the door bell and wait for their own fucking parents to open the door. Or when someone tells a bunch of archers to Fire!
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Good band name. Probably registered at myspace by Monday.
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at Amazon.
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S1 NO Tara nudity. S2 she needs to become a hot and heavy Lesbian to make up for no nudity in S1.
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"it's just a silly movie thing. Like when someone goes over to their parents house and they ring the door bell and wait for their own fucking parents to open the door."<p>If someone elses' parents opened the door of MY parents' house when I went to visit, I would be left very confused.<p>"Or when someone tells a bunch of archers to Fire!"<p>Is the correct term 'shoot' then? Do I need to Google this and learn something new?
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with zero sex appeal. also lol at this show having vinny from home and away in it
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If memory serves...but I've been looking forward to this. Yeah, sometimes the show is a little sloppy, a little lazy - but I still enjoy the hell out of it. Good adult fun.
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is the best kind of nakedness.
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On a weekly basis? When the fuck did this start happening? And why hasn't it appeared on British tv yet?
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From Home & Away? Last I "saw" of him, he was dressed as a bear on the witness protection programme! I think he left to be in Star Wars, if memory serves.
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but her acting is a little one-note for me. Not as bad as Natalie Portman, but she's no Rose Byrne.
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In my opinion, that's the only purpose for these dumb shows. Weeds, True Blood, etc. I just want to see the female lead get naked. And eventually, my wish is fufilled.
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That's all I need to know about to decide if it's worth watching.
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Since then she's done nothing for me.
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I'm more bothered by the extraordinarily cheap way the vampire fangs pop out on this show... They look like spring-loaded sharpened Chicklets. They even make a "click" like a switchblade when they pop... Really goofy, in my opinion.
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easily the worst. Adore SFU, American Beauty, and Towelhead, but, this series improved DRASTICALLY by the second half of the season. Nothing against Ball, and I love this show now, but I just found it ironic that someone as accomplished as Ball wrote the least effective episodes in my opinion. And didn't Stephen Root do an incredible job last year?
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And sorry... how is Bon Temps like Sunnydale?!?!!?!? So is every show with vampires going to be compared to Buffy? I LOVE Buffy, best show of all time in my opinion, followed by Angel... But I also love True Blood... probably best show on TV now, save for maybe, MAYBE, Lost. I mean "not as fun as sunnydale" WTF?!?!?! ITS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF SHOW!!!! Get the stick out of your ass. And for those who think its a girls show... um... no... this show is getting praise ALL OVER THE PLACE... men, women, doesn't matter. Thats why its considered such a runaway success. EVERYONE loves it. Those who say stuff like "my girlfriend forces me to watch it" are probably just extremely insecure closet homosexuals who don't realize there is nothing feminine about the show. Now if they were watching Vampire Diaries...
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there is no way that anyone can say that she deserved the Emmy over January Jones last year for Betty Draper. It was Betty Draper's year!
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But that doesn't mean there isn't something really attractive about her.
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She just won the Golden Globe, the Emmy is still technically hers to lose. This show is pretty addicting, and I'm really glad to hear the deceased wasn't who was expected. Anna Paquin in those short shorts? I've missed it.
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I was positive it was the Emmy.
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mixed up. Both cute and both have that girl next door look. Bring on the nakedness!
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<p>I believe--and someone correct me if I'm wrong--that the correct term for the firing of arrows is "loose." And I got that from watching the commentary of Lord of the Rings, of all places.</p> <p>I recently finished watching TB within for the first time within a span of a few days, and I have to say, it's pretty enjoyable. It certainly isn't as well-done as Supernatural, or the dialogue as well-scripted as 1st season of BSG, but the characters are very well fleshed out and seem kind of realistic. TB is good stuff.</p>
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The tuberculosis ward may disagree.
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Thank God for FX, SHO, and AMC.
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Buffy the fricking Vampire Slayer was funnier and better written? On what fucking planet was this? Buffy was a joke, I will never, never understand why so many people stick up for it. It had some - SOME - good ideas, but it was badly acted, the writing was too fond of throwing in wink wink nudge nudge moments and Whedon was obviously so far up himself when he was writing it he had to open his mouth in order to see the word processor. True Blood beats it in ever single department - casting, acting, writing, ideas, humour. Plus, naked chicks and no David "Craptastic" Boreanz. Put Charisma Carpenter in it as a mute who has to get naked a lot and it will quite possibly be the greatest show ever. That is all.
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And I have to say, if I had to wait in weekly installments, I might not have enjoyed the show as much. When the show has it's big "holy shit" moments, they're awesome, like when we finally see a staking, or how Bill became a vampire. The reveal of the killer's identity at the end of season one was, I thought a bit of a cop out as they went with someone that wouldn't really effect things too much. I was surprised by how sad I was when Jason's hippie vegan girlfriend bought it. But any show that has EB Farnum and Frank Sabotka on it is going to keep me watching for that. Well, that and Anna Paquin being naked. YOWZA.
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Read what people have said, awards, reviews, the fact that the guy that did American Beauty and Six Feet Under is involved, Paquin puppies getting an airing not withstanding, why isn't this on British TV yet?
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for lizzy caplan nudity. hands down, the highlight(s) of season one. and the chance of her getting naked on season two of "party down" doesn't look too promising.
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Oh, and I've not seen this show yet but everything here is telling me that I should rectify that mistake.
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Mostly because most shows based on books ignore the books entirely or just keep the elements that work. I like True Blood because it does follow the books and then does even better by expanding the universe to tell stories surrounding the other characters.
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And I haven't seen the show yet besides the online nude and sex clips and photos (waiting to see Season 1 on DVD with my wife who's out of town at the moment), but in regards to the vampire teeth, they do look a bit silly in this, it's more like snake fangs. It took me forever to get used to the bumpy forehead thing with BUFFY and at least it's not extra long fangs like in John Carpenter's VAMPIRES where the fangs are so long it would be impossible to close your mouth. I prefer the INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE teeth myself. Subtle and more realistic. RIP Stan Winston.
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Its just a whole lot of adult fun.
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cuz thats what its about, that show.
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i am a dirty old man...i need to know
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Who cares if she's naked? Her body wasnt nearly as good as the chick from Cloverfield. Now she was worth watching.
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Shit, I forgot how hot she was in season 1. Wish she could be comin' back for more.
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Herc, if possible, you should try out a weekly TB talkback (I can't remember if you had one for season 1). It'd be sweet to have a place to come to discuss the 'holy shit' moments.
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Paquin's tits! I still wonder why this site ain't talking about Paquin's, Damon's and Lonnergan's "Margaret" being delayed for years. Or diggin' any news about the other delayed and said-to-be great Paquin movie, "Trick or Treat". If you guys measure the quality of a series by the size of someone's tits...
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I wish I had HBO. :(
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In the finale when Bill is in the sun and is fucking burned to SHIT. And thankfully, the makeup works and doesn't ruin the moment.
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in book 3 or 4, Sookie introduces Eric to Buffy The Vampire Slayer on DVD (a show she enjoys) and he laughs at it, talking about how unrealistic it is, that made me smile
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You know it, I know it. <p>And wasn't Anna Paquin naked at the end of Season 1? Is there a clause in her contract that she does at least one episode naked per season? Fine by me...</p>
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I though it was funny, because to a certain point, she was shot to get around nudity, and it seemed she must have obviously been uncomfortable or something, but then the nudity is almost gratuitous.
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So I guess Eric sticks around probably...
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because you Brits are too squeamish. Or you'll get a highly edited version. It's kinda violent too.
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Sorry she just isn't. Pretty ugly in my opinion. I think some of you just squirt your pants cause she was Rogue.
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in the books at least he does, but from the sounds of the S2 opener they are taking a few liberties with the book, we'll see, quite a bit of liberties with S1 and the first book so, but the spirit of the book was still there
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Why would you kill off an interesting character like that? My guess is that he is now a vampire.
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La Guerta dies in the first Dexter book...
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thank god hbo didn't do the 2 year wait with this one.
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Maybe its just the bad trailers playing for the DVD right now or what. It just looks like an R rated version of Gaylight.
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Durrrr...
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Once it has run on FX, it is going to Channel 4 apparently.
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Ok, maybe were a bit too careful with having violence on TV but nudity? We get LOADS of that. Maybe why we have a much lower murder rate than the US but a much higher teenage pregnancy rate. I think I prefer it that way........ especially as the age of consent here is 16.
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The one show on TV that I can count on to get my wife ready to rock. It's a sexy show.
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Funny, your wife never says anything about True Blood when I'm nailing her at lunchtime every day.
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Does that mean erect nipples?
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Two of the best TV shows in a decade Oh, and LOST, of course.
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Maybe we can change "Jumped The Shark" or "Nuke The Fridge" to "See Anna Paquin Naked".
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I'll be watching the NBA finals though.
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For those who didn't know.
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...Figwit the Elf. He was in Fellowship and later in Return as the poofy elf who tells Arwen to hurry up.
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female leads in TV shows getting naked!
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check out 25th Hour. She was the uber-hotness in that flick. <br /> I can't wait til tonight, this show has got me and mrs c4 hooked.
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...were a little weak. It was basically "monster-of-the-week" with very little narrative thread. When Angel showed up, and Willow came into her own, it got better. I'm TiVOing True Blood for the moment because it hasn't become "something I can't miss seeing as soon as" yet. We'll see.....
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Give me a fucking break. This is the same nation that put Apparitions, Being Human, Dead Set, Ideal, etc. on TV. Those that know anything about British TV know that they sport not only one of the most screwed up senses of humour around, but also don't hold back on the red stuff... at all. I think you have it backwards... which is typical ignorance.
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Especially, the 2nd part of season one. A previous talkbacker described the writing as ,"lazy," and I'd have to agree. Premise is good and the guy who plays Bill is perfect but the writing really is lackluster. The sex scenes are hot though.
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Why bother watching?
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along with the rest of her. True Blood fucking returns. Balellujah!
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Oh just admit it you fucks this is a pretty damn entertaining show. Bill is perfect. Ana paquin plays Sookie well, although Tara is a pretty scene-stealing actress. But who wouldnt want to see Ana paquin get bit by a vampire on her nipples? Okay, well not as creepy like that, but the whole graveyard sex thing, to those that know what i'm talking about? Instant hook into this show. Jaw-dropping, in fact, everyone in the room watching it with me were hooked from that point on, well way b4 that actually.
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I challenge anyone to prove me wrong.
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If they did I'd be a fucking farmer.
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If you can point to a movie or pics of said titties I would be much obliged.
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June 14, 2009, 6:20 p.m. CST
IF ANNA SHOWED UP AT MY DOOR IN A SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT
by BringingSexyBack
I would fuck her brains out.
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I could get if you don't think she's super-hot, but she has amazing tits. If you don't think she has amazing tits, you don't know amazing tits.
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I think she has amazing tits.
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and cotton white ankle socks. If she has to wear anything, just wear that.
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dawson and paquin
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OH YEAH!
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That is basically what it is. If it's someone on par with a genetic jackpot it's fantasy but we know we'll never get it. Paquin naked means, "there is some girl working at my mall's Cinnabon on par with her that I could probably tap if I told her I owned a car."
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love me some young guns
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You made me tear up a bit I laughed so hard. Or as the script kiddies and cyberpunks used to say.. ROFLMAO!
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FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK. PAQUIN IS ONE GAP-TOOTHED FREAK WHO'S ASSHOLE IS PROBABLY LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PEARL. LIKE THAT WHORE FROM TWILIGHT OR THAT SKANK FROM DRAG ME TO HELL. YOU YANKS JUST DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH THE HOT TRAILER TRASH, DO YOU?
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I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. HOPE SO. ALL THOSE GAP TOOTHED FREAKS HAVE MASSIVE BUSH.
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Had to wait the whole episode but damn was it worth it. Famous tits are the best thing on earth.
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are the only reasonable audience for this show, because putting labels on people is soooooooooo cool
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"Bon Temps keeps reminding me of Sunnydale" HOW? Sunnydale was a white middle class California suburb with soccer moms and station wagon, and the whole point of Buffy is that that the school is that the highs school is an alegory. How incredibly *stupid* do you have to be to see any kind of link between anything in True Blood and Buffy! You have an 8 year old-level understanding of tvs and film. Ho they both use the word "Vampires"! Well then!!
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She looks like a 12 year old.
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.. although this show kind of dies you to like it, with Tara and and Sookie's brother being so annoying. Still, Ensign Ro's character. apparently changed a lot from the book, is very promising.<br><br> And yes, it's a drama, not a comedy aimed at teenage girls, like Buffy was.
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That a bunch of Nerd Geek Virgins are complaining about a woman NOT being hot?
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June 14, 2009, 10:20 p.m. CST
Wow this show really brings out the whininess in Talkbackers
by Lovecraftfan
Oh and good season opener
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...um... what?! She's no Megan Fox but she's not exactly average. She's way hotter than a lot of the others you fools drool about. She's doing well in this show too. Watch her eyes - very convincing acting, imo. And awesome show! I swear every episode is better and better (especially last season).
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if only to show those great tits again one last time. she can drop dead on the spot after doing so for all i care... but damn was she hot in S1.
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June 14, 2009, 10:40 p.m. CST
and i've only recently found out that she was the chick
by jackknifed_juggernaut
in Cloverfield. and that's crazy, because i didn't find anyone in that film exceptionally hot while seeing it in the theater... but as soon as i saw her in True Blood, i thought she was fucking money.
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I'm a guy, and I think this tit discussion is a little too much, when it's shadowing any comments of substance about the show. That being said, I do agree of this "trend" of female leads getting naked is appreciated.
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has some of the most amazing tits ive seen on tv. too bad they killed her off. maybe she'll take her top off in party down.
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Those lips .. god damn. How can you fault those lips? Or those tits, for that matter? What the fuck is wrong with you cave dwellers?
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Are dynamite. Truly exciting tits. I would write a poem about them if I wasn't so illiterate.
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Dude, even the character who is attracted to her says that she isn't good looking. Furthermore, Paquin's character was such a little self-absorbed juvenile little bitch that I wanted to punch her in the face every time she was on screen.
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Some of you think otherwise. This isn't really a debate as much as it is a bunch of peeps talking past each other. I would date her and I would love it.
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June 14, 2009, 11:50 p.m. CST
And yes, Lizzy Caplan is exquisite- that's NOT up for debate
by YackBacker
Period.
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a gis doesn't turn up any nakey pics<br> Not even fakes
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rogue
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It's so nice to have the show back.fuck i wanna bang marry anne.I love this show and fuck anybody trying to call it out for being gay or for girls that bullshit may fly with twinklight but true blood is far superior to that garbage.I'm just glad poor lafayette isn't dead.And the voodoo broads face was priceless
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She got some good plastic surgery, methinks. Ensign Ro lookin' foxy.
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"TITS!" Next time anyone asks me to justify why I think Americans are some of the most ignorant people on the planet, incapable of a thought beyond their own balls if they're men or their own husband's balls if they're straight women, I'll point out this Talkback.
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America, FUCK YEAH!
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LOVES THE COCK.Guys who front and act macho are always secret meat gazers
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My two favorite shows right now.And paquin in 25th hour and squid and the whale was hot fuck action 2 the max wtf have u niggas been smokin? to think paquins not hot???And capplans tits are perfection
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Come on, whip out those fried eggs! We'll take them too!
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It's that gap toothed grin of hers that puts Paquin over the top. She's like a walking advertisement for that stereotype about gap toothed girls being nymphomaniacs. Hate all you want. You know she's hot. <br /><br />And she's also a great actress. Oscar as a child, Golden Globe as an adult. She's too quirky looking for the average MAXIM reader, but men who love real women know what we like when we see it. She's beautiful.
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THOSE TITS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD.
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who, when seeing that first poster from X2 with Paquin in the leather suit with her looking back over her shoulder, didn't want to bend her over the console of the xplane and bang the living shit out of her!!!! And don't pretend otherwise. You'd just look like a fucking idiot.
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look http://tinyurl.com/kktw3a
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anyone who thinks she isn't a fucking smokeshow is crazy...you'd all eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from...fucking nerds
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http://twitpic.com/7fr02 <br><br> Yeah, I'm a dork, what about it?
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I think Paquin's hot, but that poster makes her look like some sort of humped up hobgoblin. <b> http://tinyurl.com/kk9ur8
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June 15, 2009, 2:53 a.m. CST
Anna Paquin Naked google search turned up this article as number
by DOGSOUP
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so do they show some tits on this show?
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It's sad when a man doesn't like awesome tits like Paquin's. Cause she has some fantastic boobs.
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Cause her tits are nowhere near as pretty as Paquin's.
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i think if you are labeling this show as a "gay show" you probably just read some entertainment weekly article that compared the vampire right movement in the show to the real life gay rights movement. this show is obviously made with both sexes in mind and caters to both. the gay/vampire allegory that was played up in the early days of this show by the press (and alan balls own sexuality) isn't really present in the show at all or not in some blatant annoying way. the only gay character, Lafayette, is one of the best on the show, and on tv right now. I bet even Jack Bauer would suck his dick.
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Granted the upper curve of her back seems prominent but look at that leather enclosed arse and the look in her eyes... are you telling me it doesn't scream 'bend me over a stealth jets console and fuck me ragged!!!'. And that was before we knew how perfect her breasts are! Seriously, anyone thinking she's not hot needs to cut it off! They haven't the taste to dip their wick in anything worthwhile..
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Anyone who chose to have 'Bro' as part of their nick is just asking for a nice long thick tubesteak in their mouth. Oh, while they're fingering pussy of course, cause you're obviously a True Blood fan and therefore bisexual My name is Joseph you fucking moron.it was just a screen name no big thought put into it like the way you describe your lust for cock.dude step out of the closet and be youself.How fucking stupid and small minded do u have to be to label someone by a tv show they watch?What A Pussy Boy Scared Of His Own Sexuality.Fuckin Meat Gaze
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Your either 10 years old OR an obese middle aged virgin. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love Buffy as much as the next geek, BUT Bon Temps has sex, drugs, and awesome. I'd far rather sink my fangs into Sookie and/or that MILFtastic cougar Maryann (aka Admiral Cain) than stand around dropping geek references, stammering, and NOT having sex with the superpowered cheerleader.
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Hello new Gay Icon.
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Perfect little body there, Anna. Wanna sink my fangs into that sweet, hot, young thing.
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to rally their cause. what a tragedy this is. and twilight is better.
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how can you say that this isnt a gay show because it caters to both sexes in mind when a gay person could be either a guy or a girl?
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I get the feeling that True Blood awakened something deep inside you. And no, I don't mean your fathers cock, I meant your latent homosexuality.
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you suck, this world is not made for sucky people like you... or is it? DON-DON-DUN-DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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imagine what i can physically do to you in real life? better put lotion in that asshole, just sayin.
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Those stupid bastards.
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Girls like her scare you and that's ... OK. <br> You're good enough...you're smart enough...and doggone it....people like you. <p> Lafayette is there because Steven Root's character is dead. Betcha.
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Well?
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Swift slide after that.
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Ever notice just how closely the first ancestors resembled Danny Quin? <p> I think he was getting some monkey poon.
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What's her deal? She a demon? Exiled God? The T.B.-verse is coming off more and more like the Buffyverse... Just more nudity :P
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June 15, 2009, 7:31 a.m. CST
I never thought of the show as gay. But who cares. It's a really
by Mr Walter
Was a really good season opener. Sookie and Bill having problems. Lafayette held prisoner by Eric,Eric doing his highlights,Jason joining a cult,Sam's dodgy past,Tara is actually happy. Michelle Forbes has this whole hot scare thing going on. When she back handed her butler for being Tara them towels. I laughed.
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are we all on the same page here? vampires are evil right? i want everyone to agree to that coz dammit they are. i dont like those vampire sympathizers they show on true blood and i hate how the only ppl against vampires are the church-going kind. its absurd, its as though you are either a silly liberal or a religious lunatic. its either you're happy-go-lucky or ignorant. wtf? thats not society.
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June 15, 2009, 7:52 a.m. CST
Wanna bet Jason will be banging the preacher's wife soon?
by YackBacker
That's my prediction. She's too hot to not have HBO show her naked. And by golly, if there's one thing Jason knows how to do and to well, it's banging chicks. I'd join a cult for that too!
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every woman on that show got banged by jason, only one left is sookie.
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Vampires are the vilified minority of our society, much like how blacks, Asians, Hispanics and gays have been and are treated. It's a none-to-subtle allegory, but the fantasy aspect is meant to draw in the viewer with a hook- vampires. STAR TREK did the same thing, but used fu-manchu sporting aliens to represent the Soviet Union and other aliens to serve as symbols of other people among our own world. Besides, if you take TRUE BLOOD on face value alone, this take on vampires shows a more complex "villain." And that itself is more compelling than the slash and gore retreads that have dominated the horror genre.
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so thats a turn off for me. i want to see vampires being slayed not tolerated and apparently have freaky sex with.
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Because I think Anna Paquin is fit as fuck. Seriously, ain't a wrong note in that body of hers.
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Perv factor for sure. Of age or not, she has little girl deal going on. Like what's her name... shit, from The Professional... chick from the shitty Star Wars trilogy... fuck it.
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here: http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/review.asp?FID=135198 also, good news bout Ms Paquin - will wait for the screen caps though
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DECEPTICON TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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but it's just not very good. Sorry. It doesn't have the usual quality of an HBO show. Feels like something from TNT with gore & nudity. A frat boy's version of Twilight. And Bill's "accent" is dreadful. I realize he's supposed to be Civil War era but I don't understand how you all can stand it.
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I mostly enjoy True Blood, and continue to watch it on DVR when i get time, but for a show as fucking ridiculously campy as this, it takes itself so seriously, its hilarious. Those love scenes (not the sex and nudity) the scene where she broke in front of Bill right before they went and got it on, was maybe the worst thing ive ever seen "God...damnit....I...love you..bill compton!" I laughed out loud. I think its hilarious how many stupid college girls and frat boys act like this is the best show on tv jsut because they watch it, no other reason. No one questions what they watch anymore, its simply the best because they like it. As entertaining as true blood can be, its extremely fluffy and full of camp.
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is that her face is not traditionally beautiful, definitely room for debate there. But, from the neck down she is a total smokin hottie, and that's just FACT. A guy who wouldn't do Paquin takes it up the ass and likes it!
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June 15, 2009, 10:25 a.m. CST
Here's the vid- if you don't like this body, nuts to you!
by YackBacker
http://tinyurl.com/mtnxbt
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I hate to tell you all this but most not overweight women have nice bodies. Yes, if you quit beating the meat at youtube and actually dated you could discover this for yourselves.
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great ep and this season is going to be fucking awesome. Herc, stop comparing this show to Buffy... the only thing they have in common is vampires... I am as a big of a fan as you are with Buffy... but True Blood is super adult and grounded more in reality than Buffy. Both are terrific shows!
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Other than Paquin's perfect breasts, he's the best part of the show!
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She is clearly some kind of demon or dark witch; she bares all the traditional signs, even down to fraternizing with swine (symbol of the devil) and seducing people with candy, fruit, drugs, anything they want. She's AWESOME! I would love to see some kind of supernatural revolution against the right wing religiotard fascists.
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I rarely agree with you Diox, but you're right on the money with TRUE BLOOD. This show is absolutely ridiculous... vampires are evil, and yes, this show caters to liberal hippies and really emo men.
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and sometimes entertaining all at once
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i just started re-watching buffy and realized a couple things--as i was watching season one, i was asking myself 'why did i think this show was so good?' now i'm done with season three and remember why... man its such a great show... its alot like firefly, where you're thinking 'ok this is decent' and then it just sneaks up on you and you fall in love with the show... but one thing--i'm very glad they didn't do a faith spinoff. i know she is a villain and we're supposed to hate her, but i don't think i could take listening to her attitude... its about ensamble with buffy... faith could never carry her own show... ripper could, especially with the way buffy ended.
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So far I've read 4 reviews on the revenge of the fallen. Each of them contradicting each other. The IGN review says that the Optimus/Megatron/Starscream/Blackouduel is the best of the movie. While the Empire review says the same battle was lame. Also, TFW2005 has a few reviews up. All of them contradicting each other. This tells me that this movie is going to deliver. Some will like some acts better then the other ones. But overall, the criticism has been the movie's length, and to much action? When I drop 16.25 per IMAX ticket, I want the most action and length for my buck.
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...at the mental midgets like Diox and Ash0k who see everything in political terms. I really feel sad for you. You can't even watch a show without applying your bullshit politics to it. Does EVERYTHING boil down to "liberal" and "conservative" for you guys? Are you that incapable of seeing viewpoints other than your own that you can't deal with shows like this? Fucking pathetic.
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The anti-vampire people aren't all religious, either. The show works in grey areas, which is probably why feeble-minded pseudo-conservatives like you can't handle it. When Sookie reads minds of the people in the dinner, most of them are against vampires (or at least, the idea of humans mingling with vampires) for reasons other than religion. You do realize that you don't have to watch the show if you don't like it... right?
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is this show even good? what's with the vampire craze...
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June 15, 2009, 12:27 p.m. CST
A horror/fantasy show where girls get naked every week...
by Gary Busey's Upper Half
You're right, this show is so gay.
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They'd start doing original programming like this- something crossover with sex scenes mixed in. At this point, nobody goes to Playboy for porn. So, to justify its existence it needs to become a true entertainment company. Hugh, call me bro! I got an idea for a sexy supermarket television show where the girls in the produce section get frisky. Word!
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So, this show awakened your secret gay longing didn't it? Be honest -- you get hard looking at the crucifix don't you? Jebus nearly naked in his bloody diaper? Cmon, admit it, you know you rubbed one out to him at least once. Or was that your priest who forced you too? PRAISE JEBUS!!!
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are secretly raging fags? Its called overcompensation. Look it up.
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My only point was that the characters/creatures in "True Blood" don't seem terribly frightening or scary. For horror, I find "Supernatural" to be more engaging. Just my .02.
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Ted Haggard Comes To Mind.Dude scroll up and read rrileymartins attack on me.Look at the passion and thought he put into describing penis.total closet case
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when i said its not a gay show but that it appeals to both sexes, yes both sexes can be gay but since this board is just basically about tits i assumed all the gay bashing was directed towards gay men. i don't think the shows gay and if you think it is maybe its just because you are attracted to all the "hot dudes" on the show.
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What a brilliant observation. When was True Blood marketed as a horror show? If you don't "get" what they're doing with this show, stick with Supernatural.
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I wouldn't fuck them but you can't deny they're hot.
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June 15, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST
YACKBACKER - YOU ARE A CHAMPION TALKBACKER AS ALWAYS
by BringingSexyBack
My endless gratitude for that link. Fuck, you are professional!
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HBO is for grown-ups. Go back to The Dubble You Bee.
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That bitch needed a dose of harsh reality.
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HBO has gone downhill since Rome and The Sopranos ended. And they fucked us by cancelling Deadwood. I'll never forgive them that!
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I am straight and I find myself drawn to the copious amounts of tits and ass in the show. Imagine that. You are obviously trolling, but if you think this show is anything like that shitfest Sex and the City, you are an ass.
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I was just commenting on the post The Exterminator made. If you think she is ugly and don't like seeing her naked, you are a gay man. That is all.
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...to say I like the show for it's really fleshed-out characters and engrossing situations without having my personal life morbidly speculated about? Get a (sex) life you pseudo-intellectual-wannabe geeks!
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...to say I like the show for it's really fleshed-out characters and engrossing situations without having my personal life morbidly speculated about? Get a (sex) life you pseudo-intellectual-wannabe geeks!
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She can go all the way from weepy to sad.
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The both of you are professionals as well.
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I don't see how anyone can say it takes itself too seriously though, since it has so much bizarre comedy in it. Like how when Eric appears at the end, all big and scary but he's obviously been in the middle of getting his highlights done; or the scene where Bill starts talking about recycling There was also that bit last season where Rene's fiancee discovers the "How to speak Cajun " tape that was straight out of the Naked Gun or something, just completely silly and tongue in cheek But changing topic slightly, how the fuck is Skarsgaard not Thor? Look at the fucker, he's a big Viking bastard Have his dad play Odin, BADA BING that's half Branagh's job done right there
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Really? I watch lots of "grown up" shows like Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Damages, Rescue Me, LOST, and Dexter. Oh yeah, none of them are on HBO.
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hbo makes some great shows still, but i think everyone else (except the networks) got wise to what they were doing and now you see lots of other shows on basic cable that are equal or superior to the quality of hbo's original programming. i am excited for a song of fire and ice on hbo if that ever happens and doesn't suck.
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Agreed... Paquin is quite luscious as a brunette. The showrunners of this thing need to come up with some kind of hair die plot line and get her naked again.
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And yes, I know a new season hits later this year.
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You give me naked Anna. I vow to watch every second of every episode this season. It's the least I can do. I love you. *kiss, kiss*
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June 15, 2009, 8:42 p.m. CST
You know what's gay? Buying the 12" Belloq doll from Sideshow
by YackBacker
Definitely more gay than watching Anna Paquin and Lizzy Caplan show their titties on this show. Get some perspective, you inbred mouthbreathers.
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At times, the pacing seemed slower than molasses in the wind, although its obvious that a lot of story threads are being set up. And naked Anna Paquin at the end was just... wow.
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I'm sorry but other than SFU, I don't know what people are seeing here. American Beauty was simultaneously condescending and cliche. Towelhead was just awful. This has to be the most overrated show on television.
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Uh, really? She has gigantic tits. Little girls don't have gigantic tits. I have no idea where you're comming from, buddy.
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Alexander Woo is just too in love with the utterly boring Jason Stackhouse/Ryan Kwanten. This episode gave way too much screen time to him, and he's clearly the least compelling character on the show. Bleah. However, although he was onscreen for only a few scenes, Eric/Skarsgard was worth the time invested in this otherwise lackluster premiere - I loved the foils in his hair (hee!) and the fact that he finally took out that moronic redneck. The only other pluses about this episode were Live!Lafayette and the back story on the totally scary Maryann (Michelle Forbes has ruled everything she's been on since her days as Ensign Ro on ST: the Next Generation). I hope next week there is MORE ERIC, which means it will automatically be better.
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Jesus is Nancy's self destructive behaviour starting to bum me out. The sex isn't even hot anymore, it's just sad. And that final wide shot of her on the table was devastating.
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Admittedly, I've only seen her on Damages, but she's fucking great on Damages.
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She's just so darned perfect.
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I think I know who Maryann is. (SPOILER). The Greek artifacts, the Trojan War era sculpture, the horns on the mantel, the PIG!!! She is the witch-goddess Circe from Homer's "The Odyssey."
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Looks like HBO finally has a new Sopranos on their hands! The second season premiere of True Blood on Sunday night was the highest rated program for the premium cable network since the finale of The Sopranos. According to the Nielson ratings, 3.7 million viewers tuned in to True Blood on Sunday! Wow! The ratings are up 157% from the first season's premiere and up 51% than last season's finale. Sounds like HBO snagged a winner! Read'em and weep haters
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I don't know that I would say it's a quality show, it's pretty corny and they've got this whole liberal preachy thing going on, but I enjoy watching it well enough. It's a fun show that I put on the same level as Smallville (early show), Heroes (S1), Chuck or Reaper. Anna Paquin's hotness helps a lot in the watchability department. And I'm curious to see where the Ensign Ro plotline is going. However, I could do without the brother's plotline.
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I think the show is pretty entertaining. It can be corny at times and funny at others. The only thing that bugs me about the show is Bon Temps. With all the killing that goes on in that small town; why do they even go outside anymore? On a side note: True Blood starts Two years after vampires have "come out of the coffin". I wonder how the nation reacted when they made themselves known. Wouldnt there be anarchy in every city? I would picture the U.S. more like Night of the Living Dead than American Beauty if this ever happend.
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DECEPTICLES.
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I definitely could see Maryann being her or some other Greek goddess. Good call. I wonder how long we will have to wait and see.
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In stead of all this porn instead!
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that all the guys saying Anna Paquin is ugly have never been with a woman even close to being as attractive as she is. Actually, they've probably never been with any woman at all. Right losers?
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