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And the winner of the MondoTees/AICN Metal Tyler Stout RoboCop poster is...

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the winner of this awesome RoboCop poster, a limited edition printed on metal signed by artist Tyler Stout. Retailing at $300, this is what it looks like.

I waded through the entries, which ranged from god-awful to confusing to smart and really cool. If you remember what I wanted was a magazine ad in the tradition of the darkly satirical TV commercials from the movies. Take a look below at the top 10 finalists. I will start out with the top three, winner first and include the 7 runners up. The winner of the contest is one Mr. Ryan Parker of San Antonio, TX. There were slicker ads, there were funnier ads, but I think this one looked exactly like it was pulled out of an old magazine and the way the text reads with the image cracks me up every time I look at it.

Jamie Martin of England came close with this, which is very polished (love the coffee stain), but the humor wasn’t quite there for me.

The third place would be this entry from Timothy Lim and Mark Pellegrini of Little Rock, Arkansas. I love the style, I love the humor, I love the crinkling of the paper, but it didn’t feel like it came out of a vintage magazine to me. Great effort, though, guys.

Now here are the 7 others that were under serious consideration. Some are very rough, but made me laugh, some didn’t make me laugh, but looked sharp and some are just interesting. From Michael Wayne Smith from South Boston, MA… “I’m not “ruff” on the environment” had me laughing out loud.

The next comes from Chad Boutilier of Canada. It’s pretty sweet, but looks like a page out of a comic book more than a piece of standard print advertising. His idea isn’t all that far off, probably.

The next one comes from Ben Martin and Beth Link of Denver, Colorado. I liked the colored pencil style and the topical satire.

Next up is an entry from Josh Gilbert of Glendale, WI. I found it really funny.

This entry from Jason Nelson was heavy on the topical social satire and was well designed, just fell short of the look I wanted.

I loved the torn newspaper look of Jason Kontolemos’ entry. A lot of time and effort went into this one and it was probably 4th on my finalists. Great work, Jason.

And finally we have Scott Gordon of Birmingham, AL. His entry was the funniest. The satire was right on, but the craftsmanship didn’t exactly fit the contest. But I still laugh when I look at it.

Thanks to all who entered and thanks to MondoTees for supplying the awesome poster. And another congratulations out to Ryan Parker for the win. Enjoy that poster! I’m incredibly envious. I look forward to seeing a lot of you guys at the big cast and crew reunion screening of NIGHT OF THE CREEPS I’m hosting at the Alamo Ritz tomorrow night. I had dinner with Tom Atkins, Jill Whitlow, Jason Lively, Fred Dekker, Jason Lively, Steve Marshall and DVD producer extraordinaire Michael Felsher tonight and they are super awesome. It’s going to be a kicking night. And if you didn’t get your mitts on this MondoTees poster, check the Alamo lobby before the screening to pick up their Night of the Creeps event poster. It glows in the dark! Check it out below!

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  • June 13, 2009, 3:24 a.m. CST


    by sheikher81


  • June 13, 2009, 3:26 a.m. CST

    "They'll never see it coming"! LOL!

    by BenBraddock

    Good one.

  • June 13, 2009, 3:27 a.m. CST

    Yeah, but at least I read the article first, Sheikher

    by BenBraddock

  • June 13, 2009, 3:30 a.m. CST

    I seriously wanted to enter this contest, but had no time.

    by DerLanghaarige

    My idea was an electro shock collar for kids. Kinda like: "You kids won't listen? Zap 'em! It's very pain-, but NOT harmful. Next time little Timmy will think twice, before he doesn't want to eat his vegetables."

  • June 13, 2009, 3:36 a.m. CST


    by sheikher81

    now here this, not only did i have a quick look and decide that my fave was by Ben Martin and Beth Link of Denver, Colorado - but i also set up my first account, got my password and then posted MY FIRST FIRST - i mean, how cool is that.

  • June 13, 2009, 3:37 a.m. CST

    I would love to see an alternate reality episode of mad men

    by RaveX

    where people from sterling-cooper come up with frakked up ads... <p> and imo, the molest-me-not should had been the winner.

  • June 13, 2009, 3:44 a.m. CST


    by Daremo

    Congratulations! Pat yourself on the back, and hold your head up high! You've officially joined the "FIRST" douche bag club! You're part of an elite group of losers now, that you can be proud of, tell your kids about, and someday, impress your grand children! So, raise you glass, toast the family, and be proud of your new douche bag status!

  • June 13, 2009, 3:50 a.m. CST

    It SHOULD have been me, me godammit

    by alucardvsdracula

  • June 13, 2009, 3:51 a.m. CST

    by the way WHERE is Lewis on the poster?

    by alucardvsdracula

    Can't believe she got missed off such a cool piece of artwork. I think the artist needs to scrap it and start all over again.

  • June 13, 2009, 3:52 a.m. CST

    Just like Robocop

    by BadMrWonkaSucksCock

    those ads ain't too far in the future.

  • June 13, 2009, 4:02 a.m. CST

    This Robocop Poster is so unbelievably beautiful...

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    it brings tears to my eyes...

  • June 13, 2009, 4:40 a.m. CST

    if ya ask me, Molest-Me-not should have won

    by Stalkeye

    atleast as a second place runner up.clever indeed. That Pontiac "ad" looks like shit anyone with half a brain can Photoshop.Let's just hope that there's no Robocop reboot on the horizon....OOPS!

  • June 13, 2009, 4:55 a.m. CST

    LMAO with all those SATIRE posters.

    by ABking

    Now those were FUNNY as hell.

  • June 13, 2009, 5:34 a.m. CST

    for once, i'm happy with the winner

    by rebel299

    holy shit that looks like it could come out of a 1980's magazine. hell, i think my parents have the original copy of that in a magazine in the guest bathroom. i do have to give props for the rest of the top 10, good stuff. you can tell some people put a lot of work into this, which is more than you could say for most of hollywood these days

  • June 13, 2009, 6:45 a.m. CST

    Love that NOTC poster

    by Boba Fat

    But the sentrybot is my personal fave. They're all good though and you know what, you're all winners, except Ryan Parker is the actual winner, but you can call yourself a winner, even though it's not technically correct. Well done!

  • June 13, 2009, 7:22 a.m. CST


    by Caerdwyn

    The Robocop poster is phenomenally awesome. Congratulations to the winner, and all runners up :)

  • June 13, 2009, 7:49 a.m. CST

    Pontiac beats the SUX 6000

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    nuff said.

  • June 13, 2009, 8:01 a.m. CST

    hmm nah ya got the winner wrong..

    by quantize

    funny yeh, but actually NOT what you asked for in the competition

  • June 13, 2009, 8:21 a.m. CST

    "Data East Building burned"

    by DerLanghaarige

    Wasn't Data East the company that made the Robocop video games, back in the 90's?

  • June 13, 2009, 8:34 a.m. CST

    The Molest-Me-Not


    Hilarious. LOL

  • June 13, 2009, 8:37 a.m. CST

    Data east building...

    by otlguy

    Data East was the video game company!!!!! Mayor Kuzak was the mayor in RC!! 762-6267 spells ROBOCOP! Little easter eggs for the RC fan... all the guns in the ad are from the movie.....the building though not in the movie has been dubbed the Robocop building locally it's a uncompleted building in SP, Brazil. Awesome entries!!! Congrats to everyone!!!

  • June 13, 2009, 8:41 a.m. CST

    ..and that Robocop poster


    is all kinds of awesome.

  • June 13, 2009, 9:16 a.m. CST


    by Spamgelus

    It's disturbing how much this site is obsessed with cock.

  • June 13, 2009, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Should've Submitted My Idea

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    I didn't think any of the winners were very good at all. NONE of them felt like the satire of RoboCop's world to me ... esp. given the use of real product names (PONTIAC) versus fake over-the-top ones (6000 SUX - NUKE 'EM). The winner's gag (BIG CAR EQUALS BIG PENIS!) is ripped off from an ad in the actual movie - as opposed to something original. Mine was going to be for a product called CEOICIDE.

  • June 13, 2009, 10:20 a.m. CST

    The Product ...

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    ... was to have been a service for CEOs of failed companies to painlessly euthanize you and also to take care of all the fallout following your death and make sure the money got into the hands of your descendents instead of those now-homeless former employees who would just waste it on food.

  • June 13, 2009, 10:22 a.m. CST

    But I didn't enter ...

    by ThusSpakeSpymunk

    ... because I figured the other entries would be so much better than mine. Huh. Imagine that.

  • June 13, 2009, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Thanks quint

    by mondocane

    For putting on this contest. My entry was way off but it was fun to put together.Congrats to winner, that is one hell of a poster.

  • June 13, 2009, 11:24 a.m. CST


    by damiz707

  • June 13, 2009, 11:25 a.m. CST


    by damiz707

    I guess this means no KID NIKI or BAD DUDES remakes for my 360

  • June 13, 2009, 12:46 p.m. CST

    GEE !

    by DrMorbius

    Quint liked the one that said PENIS on it.<P>Imagine that!!!

  • June 13, 2009, 12:59 p.m. CST


    by DrMorbius

    It takes a REAL DOUCHEBAG to criticise someone for claiming First on a TB. Henceforth I dub thee<P>MAJOR MASSENGILL, DOUCHEBAG EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!<P>Congrats, you're finally a "winner".

  • June 13, 2009, 1:03 p.m. CST

    only thing missing from poster is kinney laid out on table!!

    by Six Demon Bag

    that would be nice.

  • June 13, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    BTW i want that poster for my theater room

    by Six Demon Bag

    that poster sure would bring the room together

  • June 13, 2009, 1:15 p.m. CST

    hahahah the winner has a small penis hahaha!!!

    by ludmir88


  • June 13, 2009, 1:25 p.m. CST


    by damiz707


  • June 13, 2009, 2:24 p.m. CST


    by stonecold

    I was trying to figure out whatever happened to the REM contest from last year. Was there a winner?

  • June 13, 2009, 3:20 p.m. CST

    I want that still

    by Series7

    Can I buy it?

  • June 13, 2009, 3:25 p.m. CST

    That car is a Pontiac Fiero.

    by Cotton McKnight

    I loved the look of that car when I was a kid.

  • June 13, 2009, 3:28 p.m. CST

    I like the Sentrybot best

    by photoboy

    I'd buy that for a dollar!

  • June 13, 2009, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Those are great....

    by Nuking the Fridge

    funny stuff.

  • June 13, 2009, 4:37 p.m. CST

    robocop poster

    by mattb68

    where can u get that poster. it's awesome.

  • June 13, 2009, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Don't worry ThusSpakeSpymunk

    by Mr. Graboid

    Your idea wasn't better then the winners. Or any of the other shown entries. At all. So don't loose any sleep about it...

  • June 13, 2009, 6:22 p.m. CST

    I agree with your choice Quint

    by Cinemanimetal

    The winner really is the best here! It has a very authentic vintage magazine look. Plus its just funny and gets to the core of what most car ads are really about. Good work on all of these though.

  • June 13, 2009, 7:17 p.m. CST

    I hate being a procrastinator.

    by Royston Lodge

    I kept planning on doing a poster about how the Delta City rejuvenation project was funded in large part thanks to President Obama's economic stimulus package. But I never got around to it. Damn me!

  • June 13, 2009, 7:23 p.m. CST

    I think the anti-rape tampon is the most creative.

    by Royston Lodge

    That and the bullet-proof vest for children.<p> I think those two should have been the top two.

  • June 13, 2009, 7:44 p.m. CST

    I guess I'll just live

    by Series7

    With my McFarlane toys Robocop poster which is still pretty awesome.

  • June 13, 2009, 9:29 p.m. CST

    I had to kill Quint because he made a mistake.

    by Lashlarue

    Now it's time to erase that mistake.

  • June 14, 2009, 5:40 a.m. CST

    That poster looks like white people Low Rider art...

    by BurnHollywood

    If Miguel Ferrer was Zapata, Robocop an Aztec Prince and the ED-209 an Impala, you'd have it nailed.

  • June 15, 2009, 2:23 a.m. CST

    Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

    Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row and made $146,336,178 dollars domestic B.O.Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row and made $146,336,178 dollars domestic B.O.Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row and made $146,336,178 dollars domestic B.O.Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row and made $146,336,178 dollars domestic B.O.Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row and made $146,336,178 dollars domestic B.O.Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row and made $146,336,178 dollars domestic B.O.Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row and made $146,336,178 dollars domestic B.O.Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row and made $146,336,178 dollars domestic B.O.Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row and made $146,336,178 dollars domestic B.O.Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row and made $146,336,178 dollars domestic B.O.Paul Blart Mall Cop had the best selling DVD two weeks in a row and made $146,336,178 dollars domestic B.O.

  • June 15, 2009, 4:58 a.m. CST

    Good stuff!

    by HagCeli

    And the poster is AWESOME

  • June 15, 2009, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Oh man I just noticed the

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    "I'd buy that for a dollar" guy in the corner.

  • June 15, 2009, 11:32 a.m. CST

    The winning ad was funny...

    by RichieRich

    ... but it in no way reflects the actual contest rules. Those other ads were much, much better and in the spirit of the competition. Way to F it up guys!

  • June 15, 2009, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Hey, I just noticed that the poster is missing . . .

    by Royston Lodge

    . . . Nancy Allen! If the black gang-banger gets a spot on the poster you'd think Robo's frikkin' partner would get a spot on the poster!!!<p> (unless she's there and I just can't see her...)

  • June 15, 2009, 1:37 p.m. CST

    No offense to the winner...

    by DarthCorleone's a fine ad, but it doesn't feel like the Robocop universe. There's much more creativity in some of the others than a retread of the overdone fancy-car-equals-compensation-for-little-penis.

  • June 15, 2009, 2:53 p.m. CST


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  • June 22, 2009, 8:02 a.m. CST

    How many Jason Liveleys did you have dinner with?

    by brodiebruce_405

    The winner's was OKAY, molest me not was better because of the hilarious disclaimer at the bottom

  • June 22, 2009, 3:04 p.m. CST


    by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby

    Pretty much sums up why RC is a true sci-fi classic. I really hope my dude Aronofsky gets it right. Wouldn't that be something??? An alright (dare I even say pretty good) remake?