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Mr. Longbaugh Hints At The Glorious Madness That Is Rob Cohen's MEDIEVAL!!


Merrick here...

Earlier we learned Rob Cohen was jumping off of xXx: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE to work on a project called MEDIEVAL (details HERE).

An AICN associate called Mr. Longbaugh was kind enough to give us a sense of what Cohen's adoptive project has in store for us (although I'm sure changes will be made before filming commences, and during actual production).

Obviously, BEWARE SPOILERS!!!


Here's Mr. Longbaugh:

The film opens with a diverse group of warriors all imprisoned together, discussing how they've all ended up in this unfortunate circumstance. This eclectic group consisting of: a knight, a thief, a samurai, a zulu warrior, a viking, and a few others.

All of them have been setup and brought together for one reason: a wealthy man has tasked them with stealing a crown from an impenetrable vault of treasure. The crown is his, but they can keep whatever treasure that can carry out. The twist is that they only have till daylight to do so because they've all been injected with a poison that'll kill them upon direct contact with the sun.

With Ocean's 11 like precision they break into the vault in an incredible sequence of agility and stunts utilizing their own individual skill-sets, involving magnetic hallways and pressure sensitive floors they enter the vault...

At various points they're attacked by gangs of birdmen, gypsy women, sumo wrestlers, zulu warriors, etc.

The way the message above is edited suggests the film is confined to the vaults, etc. It's actually considerably more sprawling, with lots of (medieval) city action.

Huge thanks to Mr. Longbaugh for taking the time to share this with us...



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BOOOOOOOO!!!
by D.Vader
Jun 10th, 2009
11:52:11 PM
Or should I say... "NOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!"
by D.Vader
Jun 10th, 2009
11:52:31 PM
Actually, Cohen, PLEASE make this movie
by D.Vader
Jun 10th, 2009
11:54:38 PM
So they actually had vampire poison back then? Interesting...
by Mike_D
Jun 10th, 2009
11:59:19 PM
Oh and this sounds like a Paul W.S. Anderson movie.
by Mike_D
Jun 10th, 2009
11:59:53 PM
He's been watching too much The Deadliest Warrior on SpikeTV
by Super Rabbi
Jun 11th, 2009
12:00:24 AM
Not even this can be as embarrassing...
by Kid Idioteque
Jun 11th, 2009
12:05:20 AM
boooo-urns
by Jesiah
Jun 11th, 2009
12:05:24 AM
Viking is a verb dumbasses
by Crooooooow
Jun 11th, 2009
12:08:17 AM
They should have a montage of all the training
by Jesiah
Jun 11th, 2009
12:08:30 AM
Kid Idioteque
by Jesiah
Jun 11th, 2009
12:13:24 AM
Sounds more like Ocean's 11 than Magnificent Seven
by D.Vader
Jun 11th, 2009
12:24:50 AM
A V A T A R. December.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 11th, 2009
12:29:22 AM
World of Warcraft meets Ocean's11 meets Crank meets Magnificient
by onezeroone
Jun 11th, 2009
12:33:11 AM
Sounds super gay
by TheExterminator
Jun 11th, 2009
12:40:48 AM
So its not the video game
by Series7
Jun 11th, 2009
12:41:17 AM
Why risk losing the men before daybreak?
by CodeName
Jun 11th, 2009
12:42:28 AM
Well..
by CodeName
Jun 11th, 2009
12:52:50 AM
This is the dumbest idea...
by p0llk4t
Jun 11th, 2009
12:54:39 AM
Sounds somewhat like ...
by MrTeas
Jun 11th, 2009
12:56:54 AM
This sounds like the most awesome idea ever!!!!
by syafiqjabar
Jun 11th, 2009
01:04:32 AM
onezeroone
by Tubbs Tattsyrup
Jun 11th, 2009
01:18:09 AM
Historically speaking it's almost offensive but...
by The_Ed_Carden
Jun 11th, 2009
01:20:08 AM
I was hoping it would be like that PS1 game...
by OutlawsDelejos
Jun 11th, 2009
01:23:20 AM
Language barrier?
by Omar B
Jun 11th, 2009
01:27:57 AM
"magnetic hallways and pressure sensitive floors they enter the
by CodeName
Jun 11th, 2009
01:35:21 AM
Poison is so they dont steal the crown.
by dailysportspages
Jun 11th, 2009
01:41:49 AM

by Hafsol
Jun 11th, 2009
01:46:56 AM
dailysportspages
by CodeName
Jun 11th, 2009
01:56:57 AM
Christopher Lambert needs to be in here somewhere
by CodeName
Jun 11th, 2009
02:01:52 AM
Sounds good to me.
by ganymede3010
Jun 11th, 2009
02:11:43 AM
So nobody has pointed out
by The_Myhand
Jun 11th, 2009
02:15:07 AM
Hmmm
by Daniel_Ackbar
Jun 11th, 2009
02:15:38 AM
D.Vader
by The Dark Shite
Jun 11th, 2009
02:47:40 AM
There's a Tagalog interperter?
by The Dark Shite
Jun 11th, 2009
02:51:11 AM
Fuck this edit button-less cess pit of doom.
by The Dark Shite
Jun 11th, 2009
02:51:44 AM
This sounds like some rehashed crap
by BatPsycho
Jun 11th, 2009
02:55:42 AM
thank god, I always knew Ocean's 11 was missing Zulus...
by BadMrWonka
Jun 11th, 2009
03:09:53 AM
At least it's not a prequelsequelreboot
by HagCeli
Jun 11th, 2009
03:37:18 AM
It'a TJHE USUAL SUSPECTS in ye' olden tymes.
by MaxTheSilent
Jun 11th, 2009
03:55:51 AM
I geddit-Mr Longbough=Mr Longbow.
by The Dark Shite
Jun 11th, 2009
04:28:48 AM
SOUNDS AS DUMB AS VIKINGS FIGHTING ALIENS
by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL
Jun 11th, 2009
04:59:02 AM
Crooooooow: Viking is a verb???
by Monkey Butler
Jun 11th, 2009
05:23:37 AM
Ha ha, Monkey Butler that's hilarious!
by The Dark Shite
Jun 11th, 2009
05:30:36 AM
Fuck me..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 11th, 2009
05:32:43 AM
Just to prove I'm on meds & not retarded..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 11th, 2009
05:36:34 AM
Boss Fight! The Movie!
by JumpinJehosaphat
Jun 11th, 2009
05:58:09 AM
That actually sounds like a lot of fun.
by Mr Nicholas
Jun 11th, 2009
06:01:42 AM
I'm sure I'll Viking in line to see this!
by D_T
Jun 11th, 2009
06:10:08 AM
I was viking my wife last night...
by D_T
Jun 11th, 2009
06:11:15 AM
Wow. It's like a 12-year-old Dungeon Master just watched "The Us
by judderman
Jun 11th, 2009
06:22:51 AM
ual Sispects and Escape from New York
by judderman
Jun 11th, 2009
06:24:44 AM
if the poison kills them in the sunlight. . .
by fireclown
Jun 11th, 2009
06:48:38 AM
Ok..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 11th, 2009
06:54:48 AM
Sounds like a video game
by beastie
Jun 11th, 2009
06:57:43 AM
Woah. Also Mr. Longbaugh...
by beastie
Jun 11th, 2009
06:59:18 AM
A Samurai..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 11th, 2009
07:06:37 AM
Lift his sword.
by The Dark Shite
Jun 11th, 2009
07:07:37 AM
isn't moonlight just reflected sunlight?
by ironic_name
Jun 11th, 2009
07:25:45 AM
moonlight is relfected sunlight...but
by Magic01273
Jun 11th, 2009
07:51:15 AM
SHOULD HAVE BEEN A C64 GAME IN THE 80s
by spud mcspud
Jun 11th, 2009
07:52:58 AM
Seriously???
by bee152
Jun 11th, 2009
08:12:03 AM
The 13th Warrior
by punito2k3
Jun 11th, 2009
08:19:12 AM
I can't see this being good.
by Cobb05
Jun 11th, 2009
08:22:18 AM
This is EXACTLY
by Holy Hell
Jun 11th, 2009
08:22:56 AM
I just vikinged a hole through my pants?
by Holy Hell
Jun 11th, 2009
08:24:35 AM
yeah, folks...
by omarthesnake
Jun 11th, 2009
08:25:40 AM
viking (verb):
by Holy Hell
Jun 11th, 2009
08:30:35 AM
Example:
by Holy Hell
Jun 11th, 2009
08:35:35 AM
Tagalong Interpreter = C3P0
by thedude2010
Jun 11th, 2009
08:47:03 AM
Reeks of Cheese
by Robert_Downey_in_blackface
Jun 11th, 2009
08:47:19 AM
Hmm.. maybe Medieval is a sequel to
by Robert_Downey_in_blackface
Jun 11th, 2009
08:50:24 AM
Viking
by Andyb77
Jun 11th, 2009
08:56:26 AM
Contrived
by Andyb77
Jun 11th, 2009
09:00:26 AM
yes, yes, Andyb,
by Holy Hell
Jun 11th, 2009
09:04:17 AM
Rob Cohen
by directorsaab
Jun 11th, 2009
09:09:28 AM
Andyb77's kinda right.
by The Dark Shite
Jun 11th, 2009
09:44:53 AM
Dungeons and Dragons 3
by spidercoz
Jun 11th, 2009
09:53:29 AM
Sounds like The Simpsons' verison of Zorro.
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 11th, 2009
09:55:57 AM
Are you for real?
by Bulvai
Jun 11th, 2009
11:06:26 AM
THERE'S ALREADY A DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 2
by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL
Jun 11th, 2009
11:10:10 AM
The logistics involved
by Tin Snoman
Jun 11th, 2009
11:48:55 AM
Forsooth, 'tis "Ye Usual Suspects"
by Guy Gaduois
Jun 11th, 2009
11:54:15 AM
The old D&D Cartoon
by Mr.FTW
Jun 11th, 2009
12:17:38 PM
MI:3 was the only good MISSION film...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Jun 11th, 2009
12:21:43 PM
Is that Portland's own Mr. Longbaugh?
by I am the most horrible
Jun 11th, 2009
01:38:59 PM
Oh c'mon
by TELF
Jun 11th, 2009
01:40:16 PM
Medival Script Review...
by geraldbeans
Jun 11th, 2009
02:27:06 PM
a knight, a thief, a samurai, a zulu warrior and a viking walk i
by RobertBaron
Jun 11th, 2009
03:34:49 PM
fer fuck sakes
by RobertBaron
Jun 11th, 2009
03:35:30 PM
Viking
by Hipshot
Jun 11th, 2009
03:50:28 PM
What the hell?
by Charlie_Allnut
Jun 11th, 2009
04:10:15 PM
REAL VIKINGS ARE INTELLIGENT AND TALK
by ebonic_plague
Jun 11th, 2009
04:45:12 PM
Um, wouldn't you just need the thief?
by SID 8.0
Jun 11th, 2009
04:47:24 PM
What the hell?
by Charlie_Allnut
Jun 11th, 2009
04:48:09 PM

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