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Script Girl tells u about more remakes being remade. Joy.
Hey folks, Harry here... I can't wait to hear about a whole host of original film projects - but for now, we're in a serious remake rut. It seems a day doesn't go by without some film being remade. I was actually offered a job once to be an executive in charge of remaking an entire production company's slate from the 60's & 70's. I thought about it. I knew it would mean a vast amount of money for myself, there were even projects that I felt were pretty damn interesting to tackle, but ultimately I turned the position down. I just didn't want to be in that business. Maybe, I feel there's too many great unmade films to contribute remaking films that had already been made as well as they can? Possibly. But remakes are a natural extention of told tales. After all, isn't a good tale worth telling? Well, only if that good tale worth telling was told at least as well as when first heard. Sadly, that isn't often the case. Anyway, sorry about the long intro, but something about this set of remakes really got to me.
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while he was masturbating and slowly strangling to death. Thanks script girl.
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It's terrible. The cleavage doesn't save it.
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Seriously, nice tits we all get it. Just do a Playboy spread already and be done with it.
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That's terrible thelordofhell!! And funny. I'd like to remake those titties by getting my hands on them........
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Great tits, but her speech pattern and voice make me want to rip my fucking ears off.
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What did she say? I wasn't paying attention to her words.........
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She's trying humor during her shows. Stay with the tit-flashing, SG....
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...to see if it's as bad as everyone says. In short, yes. Her voice is shrill and annoying and the humour wasn't funny in the slightest.
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YES. it is an unoriginal idea. but some are good. the thing, the magnificent seven, the birdcage, a fistful of dollars, 12 monkeys, the list goes on if you have a knowledge of classic cinema or foreign film. if you hate remakes so much then write a movie. that's what i'm doing.
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no talent hack, you're all tits and ass and a shitty show too.
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just for some one that bring us information.
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She's way too sexy
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She probably has a ton of tattoos and a shaved pussy just like every other woman in that once great magazine.
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it is either HUGE or she is a bilateral lower extremity amputee.
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She also sounds like she's an old woman.
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now its just like all the othet TB's... this site is like anger management...
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...OF THE UN AS WELL. OH, AND HEAD OF TRISTAR. OH, AND HEAD OF THE CIA. OH, AND HEAD OF ENRON. OH, AND HEAD OF.... FFS.
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Still not pretty enough to be famous. Maybe next week...
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Philip K Dick. I like how the freeze frames keep showing more cleavage to get us to click on them, and then she's still showing the same amount in the actual video. It's summer. Shouldn't she be in a bikini by now? I actually laughed a few times during this one. The bullet in the teeth and the boob sound effects were funny.
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that came out after being in dev for about forever. How are the new features?
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Jun 06, 2009 8:32:27 PM CDT
Just scroll the page down till her head is out of frame
by indyabbey jones
makes the video alot better...plus her tits follow you around the room
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For me to place a flaming pile of poo on.
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Needs a new voice, needs a new character, needs talent. But keep the babylons.
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for some reason, i can't turn away. It's like she put a spell on me. What could it be. Must be her big eyes or her tits
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The safe word is "banana".
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Because I just can't bring myself to watch that shit.
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Does Scriptgirl know that it is easy to see porn on the internet? We don't need her sad softcore crap. Either go the Full Monty or do something worthwhile. This inbetween bullshit is useless.
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It's for you. Yes you. You know who you are. That smug grin can't hide the guilt. You. You. You.
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I heard
Scriptgirl used to moonlight as a high priced Bangkok crack whore. She was famous with American Celebrity clients. They say that she was mostly know for strange and abnormal sexual acts involving everything from closet auto-erotic asphyxiation to dressing up like a man a reading 2 week old Hollywood script news. Stories suggest that she was getting sloppy and letting it go on longer than usual. Causing her steady stream of clients to loose interest... forcing her to flee to America.......They always used to say that she would disappear in between You Tube episodes.....but nobody could ever figure out where she went or why... .....Copies of Variety and Hollywood reporter where said to have been found in Carradine's Hotel.....looks like a man indeed. -
oh yes
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The first one was one of those movies where you keep thinking, "man, this movie could have been so much better," throughout the whole think.
In that vein, I wouldn't hate a Freejack remake either. -
. . . Johnny Mneumonic remake. Movies where the original SHOULD have been good, but turned out not so much.
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Did anyone else find that? Just me? Right. I don't mind these reports, actually. Please keep posting them. Ignore the cunts above.
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Jun 06, 2009 8:49:42 PM CDT
I don't like her voice. Nothing specific about it, but . . .
by royston lodge
. . . she sounds SO much like my older sister, it's way too creepy.
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don't let the FLBs* get you down*Furry Little Bastards
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Total Recall could benefit from a less campy treatment. Ya gotta wonder why they can't go look at other novels and short stories that have not already been done, though, and go for something new. Is everyone going the Syphy Saturday "Original" route nowadays?
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Script Cunt
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When the 'please stand by' frame comes on? - It takes me back to my childhood.
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do we have to see her face? I mean neck down is nice and all, but where those glasses reside, uuuuunh.
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none of you would say no if she enquired -why so much hate - nerd hate, cause you never got real girls when you were growing up?
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And whats with the lame attempts at humour? why cant she just say whats shes gotta say,please Harry no more fat man,no more.
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Classic tune of the 60's.
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Jun 06, 2009 9:11:55 PM CDT
We should all donated $5 to a Scripr Girl fund to
by britney spears rusted clit ring
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Mmmm she is so freaking hot. I sure would love to have a piece of the furry little bastard between her thighs.
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Where da Windex at?
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No original ideas in the Southland.
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I want the whole thing too. I don’t care how annoying she might sound sometimes, I fucking love looking at this girls tits. Or some of her tits.
I met Sarah Palin recently and she kind of reminds me of her. But that’s a good thing. And in real life Sarah Palin is HOT.
If they remake Short Circuit please bring back Ally Sheedy and make the robot a fucking machine or a vibrator.
Total Recall is fine as it is, a fun cheesy tale of the individual against a repressive, overbearing government. Or save some money and just weave together clips of Arnold as Governor playing the role of Cohagen and call it ‘California.’ Funny how life imitates art.
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Should have been a Beaver.
This was better last week, with the new improved, pretty scriptgirl, She-Ra.
I want to marry her & move into a log cabin on a mountain with a forest (which is conveniently located next to a clear blue tropical sea. I'd spend every day telling her I love her & watch the sweat trickle down her bosom as she irons my shirts. -
She keeps talking?
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Uncapie
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is a remake? and just what is wrong with shaved pussy?
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Cruelty to animals in unacceptable in any form;-).
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Jun 06, 2009 9:46:10 PM CDT
The stupid little (& indulgent) asides is making these reports u
by citizen sane
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However, she can continue posting pics.
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It's embarrassing. Seriously. Stop posting this crap.
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1. Geek humor sucks IMO. It really does...nobody laughs at it except the geeks who wrote it. It's almost as bad as geek romance. Leave the bubble and make things truly accessible to people who arent geeks.
2. In order to do so...one needs time to brainstorm and develop. Weekly news segments seem too much...the jokes become forced because there's a schedule to maintain. Considering this show is done for free (I think), it should be posted on a non-schedule, when inspiration hits...quality control over timeliness.
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"Do you wahnt to be ah fahma? Here's a couplah a-cahs!"
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HA HA HA...ad infinitum.
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If you hate her voice so much, just do what I do... watch it with the sound off and fast forward through all the animations and humor attempts. Or don't watch it. Pretty simple, really.
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Jun 06, 2009 10:22:18 PM CDT
That's actually a good picture to entice a viewing.
by scriptgirl_nipples
But I'll hold out...
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Jun 06, 2009 10:23:10 PM CDT
I'm halfway joking but, scriptgirl might as well suck a cock whi
by heyscot
It's the same thing to me as the gratuitous tit shots she graces us with--it's no longer about the actual content, it's about her tits and I've never cared about them. I want the fucking news.
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i guess everyone else enjoys pulling hairs outta their teeth.
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Does she drizzle her favourite garlic sauce on it?
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I say BOYCOTT!!!!!!
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The place where narcissists and issue laden "daddys girls" go to cam whore when they don't have the looks or guts to be a PROFESSIONAL at it down at Spearmint Rhino. We all know this is just a way to satisfy your need for attention; and perhaps in the process find a Real Man with some money that will rescue you from a life with that albatross you currently shack up with. I'll give you that you are cute, and deserve better than what life has no doubt dealt ya. But really SG...a year on this is getting old. At least go to the Chans where you can show some Nip, some Vag or do a proper Bate vid like the other cute girls looking for a miracle online.TITS or GTFO!
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That is all.
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And her trashy ass daughter too...at the same time. You know they are down for some Mother Daughter lovin...all the religious nutters are closet freaks.
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Jun 06, 2009 10:49:12 PM CDT
I hear Harry wants another meeting with ScriptGirl
by scriptgirl_nipples
The constant flashbacks of when ScriptGirl inserted random items into his anus, is giving him a buzz.
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The buzz is probably a windup novelty toy that she mislaid.
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Because she sounds like one.
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Mmmmmmm...nice titties. I bet they would taste good in my mouth...
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Really, what IS it with all the remakes? Is it because all the kids who loved these damn movies grew up to become movie bigwigs with no imagination? Let's cash in on my childhood? Cash in on nostalgia? And god, that's the first time pigtails on a girl did NOT seem cute.
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if the guy who actually broke this news was in AICN,would it be recieved any better or worse than titsgirl..i mean scriptgirl.Fuck it,from now on its tits girl,EVERYONE needs to get on board with this,that way maybe harry will call her tits girl too.From this post onward everyone call her titsgirl
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for her to get her eyes fixed
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Where's the Asian gal..."Shi Ra", or whatever?
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PS..TITSGIRL
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Instead of a funny bone.
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Like getting a bunch of fanboys to drool over a set of nice boobs takes any imagination. This feature has always irked me. I hate watching videos online that are longer than forty seconds, and there's no reason that this information (which, by the way, is all at LEAST several weeks old) can't be written out in a more accessible and less annoying text form. Worst of all, this video is just lame -- why does my movie news need to be padded with a horrendously unfunny bit involving an English rodent? Not impressed.
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...until the fucking stupid and unfunny rodent attack....gay....
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the only reason her boobs look good coz of her bra that holds it up. if it werent for that they would be sweeping the floor.
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Not at all. Yawn.
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She's like a shitty junior college student trying to be in broadcasting. Only thing she should be reading is the daily specials at Hooters.
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Total Recall and Short Circuit! Hollywood is soooo bankrupted. Not another dime ever again will I spend at the Box Office.
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prove me wrong and take off your bra, let them hang loose. this whole thing has been a big tease and the only way we are gonna keep watching is if you show us your boobs at least for a couple of seconds
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...are about as clever and interesting as Harry's writing is awful.
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Who cares if she has big tits, she's annoying!!! just give us a text report, and i can imagine the big tits.
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Who cares if she has big tits, she's annoying!!! just give us a text report, and i can imagine the big tits.
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I'm in the film industry, myself, and have worked with some of the biggest names in the biz. Having seen several of your web-vids, I think you have a lot of potential and, quite frankly, happen to have a number of high-paying positions I'd LOVE for you to take. >:)Call me! On second thought, don't worry about it... I'll just come to your home and we can have your "interview" there. Don't worry, I'll let myself in...
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Mansquito is on tonight
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endlessly
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.....she's still ugly as a cow's hairy vagina. Albeit a cow's vagina setting women back to the 1950's.
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HELL YEAH
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WWW.NUKETHEFRIDGE.COM
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Instead of remaking TOTAL RECALL, a group of execs should randomly draw the name of any other of Dick's novels. "Flow my tears..." comes to mind as a good one they could adapt/ruin.
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Then don't consistantly put her in the top five TBs. I like script girl, she's like the angry nintendo nerd except she's a cute chick.
As long as they stay away from remaking: 3)Buffy (I know its going to happen, it hurts my soul) 2) Indy 1) GODFATHER (I will tear my eyeballs out I swear before I see that remake)...... I'm cool with any remake. -
I miss She-Ra. I love She-Ra.
She-Ra, if you're reading this, I love you. Not just with my trouser parts, but with my very being.
Here is some poetry, to show my love..
She walks in beauty—like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellowed to the tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress
Or softly lightens o'er her face—
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.
And on that cheek and o'er that brow
So soft, so calm yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow
But tell of days in goodness spent
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent.
So let me ream you, She-Ra
Let me ream you & ride like David Carradine on his spirit Horse,
Galloping, not quite to Heaven,
But to the place where little boys go when they've been naughty/died in a freak masturbation type scenario.
Let me fly you, oh Raven Temptress,
Let me fly you, like a dirty Valkyrie.
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Whichever you think sounds more romantic;-). Yep, giant Pigeon should do the trick. I'm so smooth today! I'm on fire!
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I refer to the mighty temptress who played "better looking scriptgirl" on last week's AMAZING report.
She who hath captured my heart forever & jammed my thingy in her metaphorical zipper.
She who must be sought & licked across the face.
She for whom I would cash in my Air miles & throw caution to the wind, knowing that the wind is the beneath my wings type.
That She-Ra.
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Well, this remake stuff isnt exactly new, once they got done with the 70s stuff (Charlies Angels, Starsky and Hutch,Dawn of the dead etc) they moved on to the 80s stuff. And boy have they struck gold, a lot of the male movie going demographic 25-30s, grew up on all that 80s pop culture and most of us swallows it raw if they remake it. I know i do, I just cant help myself, even thoug I know I am killing Hollywoods incentive to be original, with every G.I. Joe or Transformers ticket i buy.
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...Yet her videos are still unwatchable.
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...he would know what to do. And it would probably involve a rope and Script Girls breasts... that would be a far more entertaining video. I miss David Carradine!
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And hotter too.
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As far as remakes go, She-Ra far outshines The Thing, The Fly, Ben Hur & Co. Mostly because listening to her speak doesn't make me wish I had raging tinnitus just because it might help drown out the sound of her voice a little, unlike with the original Script Girl.
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tits joke. yes, that's it. it needs more tits joke. cuz 5 in 3 minutes aren't enough.
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That's so true. But her name is She-Ra & I saw her first. She's mine.
You Sir, are pushing for a duel.
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I didn't think of her as a remake. I suppose she is.
You know, I don't think SG's voice would be so annoying if she didn't do the fake TV presenter intonation.
I'm sure she doesn't talk like that in real life.
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....is to make the talkback reflect the subject matter.... shallow, useless, and self-promoting. this chick need to do porn, she is a natural. the pig-tails, the tits....the horrible acting.... it all fits.
also no matter how hot this cunt is, there are still more opportunistic whores out there. she is just the poor mans tera patrick after all.
lets put it this way.... i'd rather fuck rachel ray than script-tits-girl. sure it's a a hate fuck situation either way. but looking at rachel ray, you know she sucks better dick than script tits. the way that twat, rachel ray, hoovers down food, you KNOW she would do a killer slob job on your throb knob.
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Which production company were you offered to take charge of? Why tease readers with this genuinely interesting tidbit of information, and not follow through with some specifics? THIS is something that would make for a pretty fascinating post - truly. What were those "projects that (you) felt were pretty damn interesting to tackle"? You say you actually thought about taking the job? That's one hell of a job offer. Want to write about something that would really interest your readers? Spill the beans!
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I gotta say, she's not as bothersome as you guys make her out to be. Sure the pseudo radio voice is a bit odd but whatever. Seems like a pleasant enough girl, if only she passed on relevant info I'll watch this thing again.
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http://tinyurl.com/oxfon6
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If her stepdaddy had boundry issues...oh and
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If her stepdaddy had boundry issues...oh and
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had to be said
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Jun 07, 2009 2:14:42 AM CDT
I want to put my penis in her vagina, if yaknowwhat I mean
by ironic_name
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If you don't use double entendres, I don't get it.
I wanna take She-Ra white water rafting.
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and his airline. Here we thought he was gonna say he worked for the CIA. Harry: Haha... that's an old bit, huh? No, I don't work for the CIA... I used to, though... long time ago. I don't like to talk about it.
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How come the same idiots keep coming in here and complaining about this chic? Doesn't make sense. Weekend after weekend the same losers come in here and bitch and moan about a hot girl delivering movie news. It's retarded. If you don't like it than don't watch. It's pretty simple.....No ones got a gun to your head.....No one's forcing you. Think about it. In the meantime....see ya next weekend Script Girl!
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That is all. Remakes aren't inherently bad; a good movie is a movie, a piece of shit is a piece of shit. 'Nuff said.
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No. No, she isn't. That guy doesn't sit there reading from the back of a Nintendo game box and didn't get a regular slot on a games site because the site master wanted to fuck him. Oh, and he's funny. Oh, and I actually watch his clips.So, no. She's nothing like the angry nintendo nerd.
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In a remote bunker
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why does she act like a PUPPET?!
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Well, to be fair, I haven't really watched any of her stuff. What I do find annoying, however is www.nukethefridge.com
I've only visited their dull site once and it just seems to be a shameless promotion of a stupid "jump the shark" replacement that'll never take off.
I mean someone surviving a nuclear blast in a fantasy/sci-fi series of films is hardly the same as the jump the shark incident. Just give it up - even if you didn't like Indy 4, lots of people did, so that phrase is hardly going to catch on. Also if everyone in the world actually did hate Indy 4 it still wouldn't catch on because it's just stupid! -
Jun 07, 2009 4:45:17 AM CDT
Hey Harry, is it true Bruce Willis will be in the expendables?
by manzilla
Just read it now, could be old news. I also just read that Segal turned down a role in the film because he hates the producer avi Lerner.
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You should've taken the money. I don't think you're a particularly good writer, but you do care about films. Better to have someone with good intent making this stuff. Otherwise we end up with films as bad as The Punisher (1989.) http://tinyurl.com/mrhzqe - that was a fun one to review.
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Actually, that part of Indy 4 was probably the only visually interesting part of it!
The weird test zone ghost town & the look of the mushroom cloud etc were great compared to the rest of the movie.
It's ridiculous. I mean we're talking about a guy who in past movies has jumped out of a crashing plane in a rubber dinghy, discovered The Ark of the Covenent & The Holy Grail, yet he survives a nuclear blast in a fridge & that's over the top?
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But I cannot agree with you.
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Scriptgirl is attractive.
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No problemo - while I didn't rate it as being particularly good, it was extremely entertaining.
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What the fuck.
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That dude directs, writes, edits and stars in his own videos. He's a damn talented chap who creates hilarious sketches and reviews. This chicks a pair of breasts.
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You've lowed the volume of your voice. expanded your subtle humour... and you're jiggling more than ever. but i want more damnit!! mwha. bender
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That was odd.
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See, this is what is wrong with the film industry. No offence to Harry but when fans are being given power as opposed to people trained in the theory and art of filmmaking then everything goes in the toilet.
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I think that's why I'm starting to like JJ Abrams. He cares about his projects, but doesn't come across as a raving fanboy. So he can step back and make changes to Star Trek and Mission Impossible that work for the mainstream. They don't work for most of the people here, but we make up minimal amounts of the industry.
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It's a ridiculous trend that needs to go away.
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...for the report? Happy Gilmore, Planes, Trains and Automobiles and Last Action Hero, huh? I sure hope the idea was to keep with the "re-make" theme, 'cause if not, BIG loss in points this week, SG.
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What's next? "Find The Hidden Image in The Abstract Picture - The Movie"? "Word Jumble - The Motion Picture?"
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See Frank Miller's "The Saint."
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It's from the opening of Fallout 3. And in fairness she's getting closer to doing porn for you guys. Being attacked by a beaver is only a few steps away from having her beaver attacked.
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Script Girl is downright entertaining these days!
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If you mean "The Spirit", I agree. I saw that the other night. Fucking awful!
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insane?
plus how can you remake an arnold movie?
the whole point is that its arnold, why not just adapt one of PKDs many many other stories.
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Enough said
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That was painful. Forget the 'humour', just read the news and wear a low-cut top.
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Jun 07, 2009 6:52:16 AM CDT
Sorry but AICN isn't taking enough of a stand against remakes.
by diamondjoe
The common form of report on these seems to be - "well guys, they're remaking Flight of The Navigator, or Short Circuit, or Clash of the Titans, or doing another Alien or Predator. Could be ok - what do you guys think?" Isn't it about time that this site, which purports to love classic geek movies, took a serious and uncompromising stand against this unending tide of money-grabbing shite? We DON'T want any more Terminators. We DON'T want any more Aliens, or Predator. We DON'T need endless remakes of 70's and 80's classics. No one needs another version of Total Recall. If a serious attempt isn't made to send a clear, unambiguous message to the studios that this kind of tedious dollar-eyed unoriginal profiteering isn't acceptable, there's no end to it. Back to the Future, ET, Jaws. Fuck it - let's plunder the 90's and "re-imagine" Armageddon or The Rock in a couple of years. The audience will love it. Why? Because we're getting a pretty free pass on AICN. How about it, Harry? Isn't it time to start reporting these things with a clear "fuck you, studios" banner? Or do you really think the Alien prequel will be worth half a squirt of piss? (hey, Weird Science - someone start filming, quick!)
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Jun 07, 2009 6:58:22 AM CDT
those tits could bring a pup back to life, we all love you sg
by ironic_name
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I love her more than I love beer & I love beer more than I love my Mother.
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...I'd ask my lady to take her bra off. But I come here for movie news/gossip. So how about just writing your reports up like EVERYONE ELSE who writes for this site does?
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and a little more to the right...a little more....
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I thought Disater Movie was hilarious, but this really is impressive comedy.
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Seriously, Harry, poop or get off the pot. How many times do we have to hear about all the things you almost did before you actually do something? So far you've scored a handful of cameos in films, but the promise of a geek voice in actual film production has gone unfulfilled. Meanwhile, the site has gotten lazy and irrelevant, shilling abounds, and your writing has actually gotten worse. C'mon Harry, speaking as someone from your generation and who has been reading this site since before Al Gore's Creating Breath cooled on the internet, do something important already. If Hollywood isn't willing to throw millions at it, do something for thousands. Hell, Robert Rodriguez would probably let you use his green screen and you could get some of the geeks here to CG you some sets for free. Just stop telling us what you almost did and DO IT.
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Jun 07, 2009 7:58:26 AM CDT
So, if I get some tits, can I get featured on AICN every week?
by brokentusk
I can't see any other reason that this YouTube link is affiliated with the website.
As if Merrick's YouTube "news stories" weren't terrible enough. -
She doesn't do this for Harold, or for the site over all. So...........
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Even if it's just a bunch of clevage, I can live with that!
Tits rule!
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But some of you guys need help. Seriously.
This remake business. I'm just trying to ignore it for the most part. Sometimes you can see where someone might want to do a remake but most times it's just stupid. Back in the day when every actor played Hamlet, they were on the stage. There were no recording devices. So if you wanted to see Hamlet you had to go see who was playing it then. Since film and more importantly VCRs, there really hasn't been much of a reason for remakes. We can just watch the old one. I don't even see how remakes are even a good idea financially. It seems like it should be easy money with a proven story but do they do that well? It doesn't seem like it. -
Perhaps, then, I might venture the question: why does AICN post these god awful videos??
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Presumably because Harry likes tits
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I like tits too. But as I said before, if I want to look at tits I can just ask my girlfriend to take her bra off or I can look at porn if my girlfriend is at work. But I come here for movie news. That's supposed to be what AICN is about. Besides which, if Harry wants to look at tits he can just take his shirt off, surely?
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Believe me, I agree. I still come here for movie news, but the standards have definitely been slipping recently.
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Have you noticed that his spelling and grammar are not the only things at fault - but that he also starts sentences that he never finishes? That's frustrating as fuck. You think he's about to make a point and then he never does. The sentence just ends, usually with a reference someone in the industry that he knows.
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Well, if she won't create the burgeoning market of nude film reviews online, she could at least wear that t-shirt with bare tits on it a la Steve Jones.
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From Harry's article about David Carradine:
"At the time, it had been a while since David had made a significant cultural impact, but as a boy that grew up watching KUNG FU, DEATH RACE 2000, CIRCLE OF IRON, CANNONBALL, DEATHSPORT, Q and one of my all time favorite films, THE LONG RIDERS - where his Cole Younger burned its way into my memory forever. What an awesome badass!"
It's the part where he writes 'But as a boy that...' that irritates me. Because there should be an end to that line of thought, but instead he loses his own attention by writing about Cole Younger. -
Jun 07, 2009 9:09:12 AM CDT
Diablo Cody is hotter than this diseased bitch
by edgarwrights_prolapsedanus
And that's saying something. This cunt is fucking pointless.
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No problem with Harry posting these but this week's was just embarrassing. Gonna avoid these from now on. Nothing personal, SG. You're still well fit.
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Good example, Darth_Tarantino. The sentence is essentially: "David hadn't done anything big in a while, but as a boy who grew up watching [all these things]..." What then? But as a boy who grew up really liking David Carradine... he still meant something to you? Of course, no one really cares because it's the internet and it's AICN and Harry's just keepin' it real by not proofreading his own writing. And I barely notice it anymore because I just skim most of the articles trying to find anything *legitimately* "cool".
Was there anything of substance in the scriptgirl video? I really don't want to play the video. Does she just get all her shit from Variety? Honestly, the video thing is one of the most obnoxious new features of this site. -
This lady hasn't been a "girl" in a looooooong time.
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At least Script girl inspires a talkback. You can hear the crickets chirping in that overlong weekly waste o bandwidth. Anigay = suck, real tits are better.
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"Script girl finally reveals beaver and it gets a good pounding?"
Come on guys you're slow this week! -
"So anyway, here's SG, shes really wonderfull and I just KNOW you are going to love her as much as I DO, and, did I ever tell you that I was going to become the head of Paramount! I was going to get to suck Robert Evans cock as a BONUS! OH, and then Frank Coppala had me over to his vineyard where we drank some of his "special reserve" whilst we laughed about the banality of life. Oh, wait, and THEN we quietly tucked the script to Godfather 4 into the cubby sack of my wheelchair. IT WAS ALL SO WONDERFULL!!! Anyway, heres SG, Im off to have lunch with Tom and Katie at Spago!!
Fuck sake Harry. I dunno, do you READ these talkbacks, do you read the hate and vitriol people have for you now. Maybe you like it, maybe you dont care, maybe you dont read, maybe youre to busy twittering about how much you loved twilight and how men make you "giggle"
whatever man, you can write whatever you want, but as TB'ers, we will continue to bash youre bullshit writing and outrageous exposition.
Once again, fuckstick, NO ONE gives a shit about the studio gig you turned down and all this other bullshit. This is not a Myspace page. A little exposition is ok, but this is a joke.
People are SERIOUSLY hating on you Harry, and yeah, I dont mind SG, whatever, shes got nice tits, but the fact that EVERYONE hates her and you continue to ignore our rants is like a big fuck you to all of us. Youve bascially become a big fat ginger asshole with a big fat ego...
Oh, and another thing, you MIGHT want to tone down the overtly gay overtones on your twitter page. I mean HOW MANY times can you call a man "beautiful" or "giggle" because a man likes you.
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...if you're going to make these - make them a) funny and b) more professional.
How can you guys be regarded serious critics if you're making shit like this?
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And that's why a lot of people have a problem with this video and with Harry trying to pawn it off as made for the AICN crowd.
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And fuck this vacuous cunt..great ...saw her tits..now please fuck off
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Try genuinely impressing us by getting the fuck out of that wheelchair and at the very least make a short film...instead of this tarantino fudge cleaning-step-in at the top level horseshit you think a website allows you to cash your chips in at...
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GIANT BOOBS!!!
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you're looking at it
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I wanna pull up to that Bumper and Smack that Monkey!
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anyone care to list the remakes for those of us that couldn't deal with that video?
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Jun 07, 2009 10:52:46 AM CDT
"BIG NEWS OVER AT www.nukethefridge.com"
by richard_gere_raped_my_gerbil
Yeah right. What is it?"Nukethefridge.com finally realises its a bullshit website named after a five minute joke and that nobody ever visits us"?
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I thought for a second there, you were gonna say "Try genuinely impressing us by getting the fuck out of that wheelchair and dancing."
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...June Cleaver said to her husband, "Gee Ward, you were a little rough on the BEAVER last night"?
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Jun 07, 2009 11:07:51 AM CDT
Why this annoying person is still here is all our fault!
by sigourneyweaversbeaver
I include myself, only because I must respond.
Listen, if you don't want these stupid 'Reports' (I use that term very loosely)on this site, don't come to the talkback. Simple as that!
What fuels the continuation of these god awful videos are the comments, BTW- only mention her boobs or what you would like to do to said boobs. This chick is obviously trying to get attention (not enough love from daddy, I guess) no matter what. The week old movie news she gives has nothing to do with what she trying to accomplish. It's just a shame that Harry decided to join the abortion that is Script Girl. She must give great head or something.
So to all the haters (which make about 90% of the talkback), just stop clicking the link and soon she will be gone. Harry only keeps her on to spite the haters.Too bad we can't do anything about youtube,but we can do something here. -
...I don't know. It could even be true. But Harry sounds deliberately vague about the whole thing. Which "production company" is he talking about? Which "projects" did he consider remaking? What would be the harm in revealing these things?
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AICN post what they post 2 days later!
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I needed a good laugh. Note to ScriptGirl: Less comedy, more cleavage. That is all.
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Lovely.
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I'm so off put by it. I've read the script. I know what a piece of shit it is. Nuke didn't really review it either. Why are these review sites so afraid to speak the truth about this abortion. The users are talking truth about it. I get it Jackie Earl is in it and so that means it might work. Bullshit! The source is fucked. It has so many scene part 1 replays it makes me wanna puke and it's thin ass original shit is boring as fuck. I'm sure Jackies Freddy will look cool and be tonally different from Roberts, but the sandbox plot they gave him to play in and the characters he interacts with are fucked!!!! Sure they changed the party scene in the beginning and they added a church location for a dream sequence. Still wont save the piece of shit screenplay. You gotta speak now and inform the movie going public. Read the damn script for yourselves if you think I'm joshing you. We know Drews buds with one of the producers, but he aint here no more. And Derek Mears is not in this fucking piece of shit. So what gives?!?!?!?!?! There's no Virtual 4E Museum here as promised, and No Amulet!!!
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Is thinking of hiring Script Girl for recording books for the blind. Seriously, I think her readings of her little skits are somewhat better than those her reports. I'd like to think she is intentionally reading those reports badly to piss you all off. But I'm a hopeless romantic.
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i'm a sucker for Pink Panther music i guess
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and my last. WTF is with this thing anyway. "Hey, I've got glasses and tits, maybe I should go make a video of myself reading a bunch of information about movie scripts that can be easily acquired by anyone and hope that some geeks want to fuck me bad enough to put this on a website."
And the fucking banter between her and her "cameraman" was the worst thing I've heard all weekend, and I watched "Righteous Kill" last night. -
Jun 07, 2009 11:23:47 AM CDT
Hey SigourneyWeaverBeaver...any record burnings you'd like to ar
by buddytongue
let it be, man. that way lies facism.
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You've got a point. People don't have to come here if they don't like it.
Personally, I come here because I write screenplays (or try to) & I like seeing the kind of stuff that gets picked up.
I don't like her skits most of the time & a lot of the news is stuff I already know, but I check it out just in case there's something I missed. I'm sometimes a bit mean about her stuff. I don't hate her like some. That's a bit strong in my opinion, but I've been known to do the AICN sarcasm thing. I'd feel pretty shitty if I was gonna be really nasty to a woman online & actually mean it though.
I think if anything, she's just doing her own thing. It's Harry who puts it on the site & he's gonna keep it here regardless, so if people don't like it, just ignore it & the people who like it can watch it. -
If the trend can't be stopped at least remake only the mediocre and bad movies. Leave the classics alone
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Jun 07, 2009 11:28:56 AM CDT
liked it though better whith double pussy last week. those chine
by lobo-tor
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Jun 07, 2009 11:32:19 AM CDT
fuck this site an its antiquation. find better tecknolgy for
by lobo-tor
those talkbacks or im stopping posting fatbeard!
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but not technology.
& that you got upset for your racist comment running out of letters.
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Christ they were awful. I had no idea what awful was till I saw those movies. AH! MY EYES! IT BURNS!
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Way the hell hot, and smart too. I have a crush on you Script Girl!
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She's nice to look at and I laughed a few times.
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But we keep looking at her glagges boob combo and even her robot news woman voice will not keep us from looking.
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here we have a very attractive girl, who is as big a film geek as the rest of you, and all you can do is bag on her enjoy a lifetime of solo masturbation
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...way to go!
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She has phenomenal tits!
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i'm glad I have flash plugin disabled
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weren't nearly cross-eyed enough.
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did you all hear Linklater shelved his new movie?
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cinematical.com
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can't you hear it?
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That's right, then I'll round up the Jews! What the fuck are talking about! Do you even know what a fascist is?
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http://xs140.xs.to/xs140/09230/dc636.jpg He was Mmurdered. This was posted in a Thai Newspaper. It's now coming out that there were footprints on the bed and he WASN'T tied around the neck...His hands were tied above his head and it appears that he was tortured....
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Jun 07, 2009 1:53:59 PM CDT
It's not that hard to see why Scriptgirl keeps doing these...
by qweruiop
...videos. It's because of a) the continuing ad revenue from Youtube, and b) the potential foot in the door for other media outlets. No doubt Scriptgirl is by now a Youtube partner (at least I think that's what they're called), and because of this she gets paid for each view/comment that her videos bring. Why else do you think she constantly has boxes stating please comment/subscribe and links leading to her other videos? I think these partners earn something like a few bucks per thousand views, and something similar with comments. If you multiply that by the tens (sometimes hundreds) of thousands of views that she has (especially thanks to Harry) and she makes a decent enough side income. And then of course there's the potential to branch out into other media outlets. There's always that slim chance that some producer will become aware of these just as he is developing some niche commentary show on cable, and they'll offer her a position as an anchor and presto she's landed a good paying gig.
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you dont speak for me
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into something less shitty..
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just be patient
I'm sure ol' dbl chin is still painting those canvas
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And that is about all you have.
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No duel necessary, sir. A duel will only take place if you take a look at Maryse Ouellet. Her I saw first.
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She has detractors, and supporters.
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Perhaps Tony Jaa did it? That fucker is completely insane.
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Jun 07, 2009 2:57:12 PM CDT
BringingSexyBack states the fucking obvious
by richard_gere_raped_my_gerbil
What next from BringingSexyBack? "David Carradine was found dead recently" or "To get to AICN you have to type 'www.aintitcool.com' into your browser"?
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He must think himself one sharp tool.
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Harry's "reviews" are fucking completely useless. They start with three or four paragraphs about some pointless shit that has nothing to do with the movie's quality but either about his childhood or some time he got to meet some Hollywood D-List idiot. Then he gives the plot and throws in a few grammatical errors. Then he praises or criticizes the movie based on some completely unclear standard that has nothing to do with whether or not anyone will actually enjoy it or whether he thinks it is objectively good. His reviews are pretty much useless unless he's the only one to have reviewed it that's not a plant. In that case you can *usually* trust him to confirm any preconceived notions(i.e. if the trailer looked stupid, the actors are terrible, Brett Ratner directed it, and Harry says it sucks, it probably sucked). Depending on the subject matter he might throw in a few extraordinarily ignorant jabs at George Bush. Those wouldn't be so annoying if Harry wasn't so incredibly stupid and uninformed about pretty much everything that doesn't relate to 30 year old movies nobody else gives a shit about.
At least ScriptGirl is nice to look at for those of us that don't read Variety but have a vague interest in hearing about future projects. Harry is fucking embarrassing. -
"She has this extreme californian dialect..." -- And that's about as ignorant a statement there is in this TB.
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...just sayin'
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Sick to death of al these fucking script review "videos"! First, it ain't a video if it was shot on an HD camcorder then edited on a hard drive - and second, so she has tits! SO FUCKING WHAT?!?
If I want tits, I go to the porn sites. I come here for the fucking movie news. SO SHITCAN THE TITTY VIDS AND JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING NEWS!!! -
I mean if she's going to be this uninteresting in terms of what she's saying then at least give us something nice to look at. This woman they're using at the moment is genuinely hideous in just about every way. She's rancid and she's got to be pushing forty. REBOOT THIS FRANCHISE!
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Yeah, but it's Harry's site, so you can suck it.
When one fine day you open www.AintItDunderMifflinInternNews.com, then you;'ll have one incensed, slightly wobbly Republican leg to stand on - but until then, it's the Big Red's site. I may not always agree with the man, but fuck it - I'm in his casa here. Show some respect.
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Remake of SCRIPT GIRL, starring Megan Fox, directed by JJ Abrams, written by whothefuckever.
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Lazy too. Like the embarrassing 'glorious quicktime' phrase. All of this tiresome, pedestrian, stubborn shit seems to suggest quite strongly that Harry et al have very little interest in what its readership thinks. Disappointing. This site could be so much more. Every thing about it is lazy. There might be a mistaken belief that, because the talkbacks seem busy, this site is popular. But there's no real debate here, no real continuity. It's just people like me talking absolute shit and posting nonsense. This site could be something great. There's potential here. Get rid of ridiculous shit like fucking script girl, revamp the talkback section entirely (with editing functions and things like that), knock the namechecking on the head, etc. I'm thinking the approach currently being taken is 'if it ain't broke don't fix it'. But this is definitely broken. It's a fucking joke. BTW I would suggest that all the posters who post long essays and put time and effort into what they post should seriously consider joining another community where their efforts will be appreciated. I frequently see things here that would go down extremely well on almost any other film site but are always lost in the bullshit when they're posted here. Look around. There are far more suitable sites for what you're doing out there. Right, now back to posting absolute shit purely for my own amusement, which is all this site deserves as is.
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"She has this extreme californian dialect."
Once more AssLives displays his staggering arrogance regarding the English language and his appalling lack of self-awareness when it comes to his actual skills in English.
When he was BladeRunnerUnit and Memories-of-Murder he used to do the same thing -- constantly and ignorantly mouth off about different English dialects while at the same time mangling the language with his shockingly tenuous grasp of idioms.
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While I find the inclusion of her clips to be yet another sign of AICN's inevitable demise, I don't have any real problem with her. The jokes are terrible, the news stale and the trade expressions ghastly ("repped"), but she's used all that crap and turned it into something which seems to be paying off for her. Good for her.
The funniest part of all this is the loser nerdtards who talk about how ugly she is. I've got news for you fine fellows: nobody is buying it. No, there is not one single male who frequents these boards who has had sex for real that believes a word you say. The only reason you wouldn't have sex with her is because:
1) You don't know how
2) And if by some miracle you did know how, you'd spend your thin, rancid load in your pants if she so much as glanced in your direction.
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I'm surprised there's no uproar about that. A live action Monopoly movie and a Battleship movie. I think that's pretty lame.
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Yeah. He does.
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I've got little faith you even know where California is.
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Jun 07, 2009 5:16:43 PM CDT
Can I get a round of applause for EDGARWRIGHTS_PROLAPSEDANUS?
by brokentusk
I concur with everything you just wrote.
Been visiting the site almost every day since 1999, and it PAINS me how much it's slipped in quality.
Harry honestly gives one the impression he really doesn't care what we (the people who got him where he is) think, because the hits keep coming in day after day.
Don't get me started on Merrick's "articles" containing three unintelligable sentences and eighteen YouTube links, Harry's "reviews" which I no longer read because I just take it for granted he loved whatever he's writing about, the lack of spell checking, or the immense decrease in exclusive content.
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... When he's not blowing his papa. Yes, when slamming scriptgirl there is some hyperbole thrown into the mix but that's only because the videos themselves attempt to make out that she's some kind of goddess. Obviously she's not as ugly as I and others have made out. To be honest she's just kind of average-looking, which is fine. But then this whole thing is being packaged as if she's some kind of knockout when she's really anything but. She really isn't that great to look at. She isn't. If the job entails just talking shit then why not have an actual knockout do it? You could get a genuinely attractive girl to do it and it wouldn't seem quite as embarrassing and poorly thought-out an enterprise as it does at the moment. At the moment there's no real selling-point. It's boring to listen to and boring to look at.
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...and tell Hollywood to make something original.
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Bravo, sir. Just sample Harry's hyperbole for LAND OF THE LOST ("This film is gorgeously [?] produced") and his fondness for the redundant "that/this" (FLETCH review: ("Chevy Chase was one of my childhood Gods that I loved in comedies that I probably shouldn’t have been seeing, but that I never missed in theaters or on cable." WTF??). And how about the inevitable repository of words which translate into zip ("You may have see Edwige Fenech in HOSTEL 2, but unless you’re a foreign film perv like me, you probably haven’t!" Double WTF?). And informally recounting celebrities with informality and name-dropping (I've interviewed directors/actresses--I'm certain many other contributors to this site similarly traded dialogue with professionals--but we don't pretend to fraternize with them. You just do your homework, formulate the best questions, scratch the fluffballs and get the hell out before you're gauged as an annoyance). Hence, I'm not surprised with the choice of Scriptgirl; circumventing a qualified critic, Harry probably thinks she's the Pauline Kael of the new millennium (it's likely the late Junior Samples was his first choice). As for sex appeal--sorry, I'll hate myself in the morning--SC reminds me of Arnold Stang in drag.
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I agree with you about the haters reaction to Script Girl. And to paraphrase Albert Brooks- You should only have serious relations with women that are just barely attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is just going to be trouble.
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You forgot to throw in a 'visit The Zone' shill. Not like y'all to come down from on high, and forget to promote the motherland.
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Yeah, she's pretty enough. But we've all seen prettier girls who are actually competent at their jobs.
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That was really weak, chief.
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and never leave my house" http://bit.ly/1135gH
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Lol at DocPazuzu.
People make fun of or mock that which they cannot attain or feel uncomfortable about. A bunch of nerds confronted with a relatively attractive girl is either going to result in "I want to marry her" or "she's a skank".
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I fucking hate The Zone.
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Jun 07, 2009 6:08:33 PM CDT
Those of you psycho-analysing the people complaining about her l
by brokentusk
You aren't fooling anyone either.
The reality is that she's pretty - not beautiful and far from ugly.
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I'm not into Blondes so much. Miss Ouellet is all yours. Enjoy!
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EDIT BUTTON FOR THE LOVE OF XENU!
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Yeah, totally. It's the people criticizing it that are the problem. Yeah, that's it. You're clearly a fucking genius. Isn't that like the argument that cunt girls use when nobody likes them? The 'Well they're just jealous' approach? You could actually come up with lame inaccurate rationalizations to swat away any valid criticizm of anything if you wanted to. You could do that. You'd be a wholly ridiculous cunt but you could do that.
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Oh, what-the-fuck-ever. Some of us have platonic friendships with attractive girls. We don't lodge every girl we meet into 'Madonna' and 'Whore' territories.
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That's a mighty tall steed you're perched on yourself.
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No need to flash her funbags quite so much. If I was a in a pub & she wasn't talking in a newsreader style, maybe I'd go for it.
But only if she wasn't there drinking with he friend She-Ra. I love She-Ra. I never said that before, did I? -
If She-Ra was a "He Friend" I'd run away faster than a grinning Beatle.
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It's not a crime.
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I'm not threatened at all. I want her to say hello so I can fly there & win her a goldfish at the fun fair.
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Jun 07, 2009 6:25:05 PM CDT
If we could just find a way to capture all the sexual frustratio
by gigy
We could solve the energy crisis. Seriously guys go out and get laid, it's unhealthy to have that much hate.
This talk back reminds me of that old SNL skit with Sandler and Farley where they try to talk to Sharon Stone at a bar and when then and up getting tongue tied they say that she's a bitch and act like they aren't interested. -
Seabiscuit for the win.
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CAUSES the energy crisis.
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i don't know who this is. If you don't know her or are at least internet stalking her then stop talking shit and go hump your pillow or something.
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She-Ra is the better looking script girl from last week.
& I'm not internet stalking her. It's called having a sense of humour. & as people are debating the merits/lack of, regarding SG, I may as well.
Seems I was wrong, there is a horse higher than David Carradine's Spririt Horse & you're riding it through a field of wank. -
because its just a bunch of wankers imagining how cool they sound but in reality are just fat cunts with no lives. IMHO
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I am pro-internet stalking and I fear horses.
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Bishop6.."I DIDNT READ ONE SINGLE POST HERE..because its just a bunch of wankers imagining how cool they sound but in reality are just fat cunts with no lives. IMHO."
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I am sure she comes on here to read the critcs. BTW Dark Shite, I prefer the SG i just checked out the video from last week.
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Was like a fucking Michealangelo.
Yeah, Bishop6 could well be SG:-).
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She gets more stupid with every video she releases. I dont care how much she wants to show off her tits, she is just fucking annoying
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This is the first Scriptgirl video I watched. It's really no different from all the other poorly produced, unfunny youtube vids. Sorry ScriptGirl, but this is just a big pile of mediocre.
Overall, I'm really annoyed with the recent trend of websites posting what would be short news stories that I'd be able to read in 40 seconds as six minute videos.
Also, I'd like to agree with the popular consensus that this site is really a cesspool of worthlessness now, especially compared to its heyday in the late nineties.
I guess you could say this site really nukedthefridge.com LOLOLOLOLO
Seriously, this site sucks.
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She-Ra is hot as hell. I'm in love.
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I am sure with some more of your wit, you can turn the site around all by yourself. what a fucking twithead
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"LOLOLOLOLO"? Really?
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Currently on eBay, neckpouch will be playing the beaver.
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Clearly you're on your way to solving the remainder of the mysteries of the ages. Then again, it wasn't so obvious to you that you admitted to being a tool, so it's back to the Nancy Drew School of Amateur Detectives for you, faux-Einstein.
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I wanna cry.
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That's how Net popularity is built.
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It works for her. In that sense, it's the smart thing to do. Even the people who hate it come here & talk about it.
I wouldn't be surprised if by now it's a joke to her. She must see the comments about her mighty chesticles. If I were her, I'd be doing it just to annoy the fuck out of people by now. -
Close to 300 posts in 24 hours, that's why.Saturday night, and Sunday, is generally dead around here. Every week Scriptgirl TBs generate a lot of traffic for this site. Love it or hate it, every look at it, every post, helps make it one of the most consistently popular segments around here.
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Jun 07, 2009 8:47:47 PM CDT
unlieke these dreck i have many times fucked with supermodels
by lobo-tor
alway they want to fuck in ass too use it for laxative efect. not that thos tiny dicks hear would know. i fuck way more hot chics than knowle and iam not famous even. except well known for the giant cock of mine.
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I've heard about your giant cock. It was actually the first time I'd heard of a specially designed self-use Anal Dildo. It looked expensive!
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She-Ra should do the script "news", while Scriptgirl should do the sports report...giving her a whole new genre of fans going WTF.
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Seriously, if she was in a bar, I'd be asking her out. Not in a sleazy way.
In the way where you see a girl & can't help imagining yourself in 5 years time, standing at the barbeque, cooking shrimps & burgers, pausing only to gaze at your darling wife She-Ra in the pool.
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It's worth reminding everyone, both her supporters and detractors, that they are pawns in her plan. One and all. Including that massive king of all tools Richard_Gere.
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Perchance your thinking you have a large cock has something to do with the FACT that you are 25 years old and still in the 5th grade.So naturally when taking showers after gym class......
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OK, for once I decided to actually watch the whole clip (even with the sound on!). and I have two things to say(write):
1) The best part of SG's shows is when they show the writer's previous credits and I recognize 15% (max!) of their accomplishments.
2) AICN officially owes me 2 minutes and 32 seconds of my life back (yes, I'm keeping track too).
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All you man-childs hating on her cause you know you've got no chance in hell of ever dating a woman like her. Just go back to watch "An evening with Kevin Smith" and eating Apple Jacks in your Mothers basement while bitching about "The Prequels"
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Hands up now. Who here think that this woman is humorous at all?
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I'd do her! This was the best one I've seen her do.
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but my cock is small so what do i know. haha
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What you got against apple jacks and moms?
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In Borat's voice?
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I'm not hating on her. But shouldn't that be "Man-Children", not "Man-Childs"?
Incidentally, you might have a point if you didn't go & ruin it with the over-used "basement" insult. A bit of creative thinking goes a long way!
As a fully paid up member of geekdom, may I say that I've never seen anythying by Kevin Smith, never eaten an Apple Jack (whatever the fuck they are) & the only thing in my mother's basement is her sexy rotting corpse. -
seriously ive seen nerds with extremely hot girls and i think the whole out of your league is a falsehood not meant to be taken seriously unless your ugly of course.
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Of course being filthy rich and well hung couldn't hurt!!!
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I was just starting to have some respect for u and then u tell me u have never seen Clerks?
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The key? Not giving a fuck.
Ever stood with a pretty girl & a supposedly "cool" guy? It actually helps!
In terms of wit & conversation, a little geek like me can run rings around planks like that, simultaneously making him look stupid & impressing the girl, without him even having the self-awareness to know I'm doing it. It's great fun! -
Never seen anything by him. I saw about 2 minutes of Dogma, realised Atlantis Morrisoony was in it & decided to go outside & sit in the sunshine.
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what i meant is that nerds can get any girls they want if they focus on that goal instead of thinking about the The force and The Enterprise.
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Hammertime:
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Even if its to argue. SG isn't worth it.
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I like BSG. Not obsessed with it, but I watched it every week. I introduced it to my ex, who also loved it. We'd even watch it together, which is pretty rare!
Then we had a fight. Her biggest verbal bitch slap? :
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your ex left you coz you liked BSG more? its a good thing that Stargate fans dont get that problem.
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By the time I've written it, there's a whole other conversation going on.
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Jun 07, 2009 11:06:02 PM CDT
Stargate fans don't have girlffriends, that's why:-).
by the dark shite
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I prefer Cheesy Poofs!!!
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SciFiWire has a Stargate article, trailer or pics and a story or some such. If you're interested.
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That is sheer fucking quality!
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http://tinyurl.com/pr6f9a
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and she made a confused face with a slight "hopeless" look. but its okay i didnt want her anyway.
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Thanks for the tinyurl, that other link didn't work for me.
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and it was pretty much what i expected. totally alienated itself from the previous shows in that trailer. hopefully it will turn out to be a winner for both old fans and newcomers.
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Or even script girl?
Personally, I'm gonna make it my mission in life to get her friend She-Ra in every report. Then it'll be worth watching!
I'm gonna repost my drunken love poem from the other day in every TB until I have my wish:-).
Or maybe not. -
Not sure if that's a good sign or not. He's great, but he turns up in some real stinkers.
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What do you think of Jewel Staite?Ever seen Firefly?
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...we know you have boobs. You "tell" us about them every time. Now its time that you start producing things that are worth watching.
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What are you trying to say?
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Robert Carlyle is a very interesting choice and i couldnt be happier. stargate is lucky to have him for sure but i dont like how he keeps belittling SG-1 and Atlantis in his interviews as though they were some disney hanna montanna crap. i liked jewel staite when she first appeared in stargate but started hated her once she became the focus of the show. the way she talks is annoying like faking every word annoying. seen some firefly, i thought the western theme was a little too much.
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Almega is suffering from post-Scriptgirl syndrome
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...in more ways than one!
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is interested in stargate. i was kinda surprised by that
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will that cause singularity?
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you will always have scriptgirl...always...please enjoy, since this is as close you'll ever come to talk to a real woman...
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a nice meaty pair of labia is your stargate you'll never cross (fingering your mother while she is out, shitface drunk, doesn't count)
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I talk to more women than you've ever met.
You on the other hand, sound like the kind of bitter, twisted individual who would beat them with a paddle for over-cooking your dinner. -
yelling at your barbie collection doesn't count either
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I stroke them.
I'm not even a stargate fan by the way. But if you're gonna troll, you've got to learn to do it with panache! A bit of wit, clever sarcasm etc. Don't be half-hearted. -
I always start out thinking "shit, another scriptgirl post" but then I click on the link and then it's back to "wow, I want to brick all over her tits and glasses"
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i can't think of anything more joyous then watching you pathetic losers foam of the mouth and discharge from your cock over scriptgirl every weekend
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..after your boyfriend pulls out, what a comfort it must be to have your own personal felcher.You know, your Mon!!!
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You know, your Mom!!
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Yeah, we got it
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I'm not a script girl lover. Much more a fan of her friend, but hey, whatever floats your pink little boat.
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panache? wit? sarcasm? for this crowd??? please....it's like flies watching hd, a complete fucking waste of effort
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...he went looking for some syrup!
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See, if you can be witty, then no matter how pathetic your rant is, people accept it.
If you just sit there like a drooling little keybasher, you just look like the very thing you accused the stargate guys of being.
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that'll be the day when i yearn for acceptance from tb-s
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It isn't about yearning for acceptance. It's about actually being funny. If you can't do that, but rant anyway, it conjurs up images of that German kid smashing his PC.
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stargate is a decent show and bsgalactica is top notch
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That's more like it! BSG is the Dog's Bollocks.
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just relentless personal attacks, 90% of them directed to sg, who never set foot on aicn
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the people you launched personal attacks on. Those were script girl fans.
A personal attack is a personal attack. Not that I should care, I'm neither a script girl attacker/lover nor a stargate fan. -
I count you as an ally now. I like your style.
And yes, I meant The Spirit when I said The Saint. I get shit confused with crap sometimes. -
...earning of the title "funny-on-aicn-tb" is not on my priority list
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Jun 08, 2009 1:12:47 AM CDT
And the winner of the "trying so hard to be clever" award...
by llghtst0rmer
...goes to...
HighlyUnstableConcoction for:
"it's like flies watching hd, a complete fucking waste of effort"
Come on, man. You're not functionally retarded like a lot of other TBers around here... put some thought into it next time, sir.
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Like a little old man with a biscuit in his pocket & no teeth to eat it with.
Cheers LIGHTSTORMER! Always good to make an ally! & yeah, the Spirit was a mess! -
Never mind, I guess. Keep givin' it your least, then.
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...the one young woman who works at an all-male office. If there were tons of girls to flirt with, she might not get as much attention. As it stands, she is fairly attractive, is obviously into the geek world, and displays a sense of humor (even if the quickie production schedule of her reports precludes much time for crafting a higher quality of comedy.)
So, being that she is actually pretty enough to get hit on in bars AND she's the lone lamb in this den of nerdwolves, no need to guess how these HUNDREDS of posts show up on her Talkbacks. -
I posted at 12:27:59. I'm here.
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ScriptGirl does NOT work at AICN, nor does she work FOR AICN. She works for herself and she puts her videos on YouTube. Harry embeds them here and then tries to pretend she makes the videos for him and for us AICN readers. Its bullshit.
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But I can't stand around and let some of you defend her like this! If you think she is hot... Okay good for you. But I'm down with them getting a much hotter chick because to me she is annoying and just not attractive at all. If I want script news I'll just look at any movie web site because all her "news" is like weeks old at times. Now come on guys the past couple of Scriptgirl TB's have been hilarious this one not so much...
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Between podcast things like scriptgirl and blogs, the internet has begun the downfall of society. Prior to the internet, at least the whack jobs had to work a little bit to get their material seen. Putting scriptgirl on here is equivilant to going to see Wayon brothers movies. You are only encouraging them more.
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"spit or swallow".Now we know.
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Jun 08, 2009 11:06:25 AM CDT
Shes cute and entertaining. Drop the cute side story though.
by fisheater
LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE YOU TROLLS
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was that of a stand in for Jaba the Hutt.
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Because you know she's got hairy nipples. At least that's what I choose to believe until I see otherwise. Come on, ScriptGirl, prove me wrong!
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Wayon Bros.---you got that right!!!After watching The Hangover I saw 5 interminable minutes of Dance Flick, the PAIN, the PAIN!!!
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Sounds like Total Bullshit. Not that there's anything "sacred" about the original, but come on Hollywood!
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...is quite something. I nearly 'took it out'.
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Jun 08, 2009 2:56:00 PM CDT
SUMMARY: Girl with half-esposed tits punished her beaver...
by empyreal0
Script Girl is cute, but not terribly informative and horrifically unfunny. Please Harry, we come here for NEWS not this bullshit.
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Pathetic Motherfuckers would hit that shit, and you know it. Stop talking about your girlfriend in Niagra Falls, or pretending that you have your pick of hundreds of models or strippers who are way hotter than ScriptGirl. Supershadow already tried that and got called out hardcore. (Google it.) Seriously, get over your pathetic never-get-laid selves. And yes, TheLordOfHell is a funny bastard.
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The next time those assholes go on strike, I say lock 'em out for real and get some original thinkers into the mix.
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I'd bang Script Girl like a nail. But again, I'm a sucker for a girl in glasses. With tits.
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I mean, as much as I associate it with the Arnie flick & I have fond memories of watching it when I was probably 10 years too young (a grave error on my parent's part as it obviously warped my little brain), it could have been so much better!
Imagine a film version that's true to the book & made with the same kind of artistic intent as something like Blade Runner. That would be worth watching!
Shit, did I just make a serious post? That's not good.
What can I say? I'm a fan of Philip K. Dick. Not as much as Scripty Girl, obviously. There are some women where you only need to see the nerdy glasses to know she just loves Dick. -
I mean, seriously, give me a fucking break already. Even the most die-hard of Scipt Girl defenders cannot look at the screen capture image used for this week's report and NOT acknowledge that even SHE now knows that the ONLY worthwhile thing she has to sell is NOT the latest news (since it's always late and can be found elsewhere online on a more timely basis) and it's NOT her presentation skills (since she needs to work on her delivery) and it's definitely NOT her taste for comedy (since her bits are always groan inducing).Script Girl has only one thing to push, and with this week's report and photo even SHE is openly admitting it. It's her tits, plain and simple. Which means like many other wannabe starlets out here (and, yes, I live in LA where you see these girls all day long), she's decided that using her body to get ANY kind of attention is worth it in the long run.The ONLY thing she brings to the table is her tits and, as I said before, using such a blatant photo this week only proves how desperate she's becoming to whore herself out.So, I guess being bent over the table like in the photo now comes natural to Script Girl. Nice to see she's finally admitting to everyone online she's willing to assume the position and take it up the ass to get where she wants to be.
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I just stopped reading everything else after that, case closed, all that can be said has been said.
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Looks like giant warts. Is she Lemmy from Motorhead?
Someone needs to squeeze those babies! Cue "tit squeezing" joke in 3..2..1..
Probably her earring. Still, spoils an otherwise passable picture (in the absence of last week's higher standard script girl MK II).
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Does Scriptgirl dream of electric typewriters?
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Now I don't know what's more annoying. SG, or the sycophantic nerds trying to emulate their new-found God, DGDB, or Sgt. Murtaugh's Penile Plasma, or whatever his name is, with lame ass names of their own. Why not just use the name Angry White Boy's Lonely Death? Come to think of it, that's not a bad name for a band. Not that there's any real bands left being put together, just RockStars and Guitar Heroes. Damn, I'm a grumpy old man without coffee.
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