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Harry was taken aback from his visit to LAND OF THE LOST!

I grew up with LAND OF THE LOST. But more than that, I grew up with liberal as hell parents that let me see everything from Cheech & Chong films to FLESH GORDON to the silent LOST WORLD, KING KONG, JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH and on and on and on. It was the Seventies - and the world was very different. VERY different. As proof, you need look no further than Sid & Marty Krofft's Television shows. They were very bizarre. The show was amongst the most ambitious live-action children shows ever attempted.

How can I say that? Well, for the budget at the time, the schedule... to try and pull off a bizarre Edgar Rice Burroughs juvenile adventure show... Well - it was insanity, but dammit, they tried it and they made a show that was more about ideas than execution. It was my introduction to parallel dimensions, years before reading about weird dimensions on comic books, and further still from my paperback discoveries. In a way, LAND OF THE LOST was a gateway drug for science fiction/fantasy for an entire generation. It was the first place I heard that mushrooms did things to your mind. It was progressively stranger and more intensely science fiction. Sure it started with dinosaurs named Grumpy and Dopey - but man... when the story got to Pylons and that other weird shit. Fried this young boy's brain.

That said - you look at the show today and you have an entirely different reaction. You see just how rough, visually, it all was. There's tons of laughs, intentional and not. And the more adult things... you see them too. When I asked Marty how he got that sort of thing past the Network, he said they were clueless. Great answer.

So when I arrived at the screening, and saw everyone clutching their Chaka backpacks, and posing in fear at the awesome might of Grumpy, the T-Rex. Well... I was happy. This was going to be the perfect audience to see whatever it was that Brad Silberling had put together.

The first thing you need to know about LAND OF THE LOST is that it is rated PG 13. The film has often sexual references, the dialogue is filled with strong strong language and there is a drug experience. Now - you never see tits. The drug experience is with something that can only be found in the land of the lost universe - but it is a pleasant and enjoyable trippy experience with munchies and all.

The film is exactly what you would expect from this team of creators. Do you like Will Ferrell? Well, he's silly as hell here. After a tragic TODAY SHOW confrontation with Matt Lauer, his funding for his "Time Warp" theories go down the drain. Marshall ends up working at the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles. Where he's sought out by the oh my god hot, Anna Friel - who is playing Holly Cantrell. A hot graduate student that gave up everything to pursue Marshall's theories... and find him to show him the evidence she has.

They hook up with Danny McBride's trailer trash Will Stanton - he works at a roadside cave attraction that he's trying to parlay into a giant Casino of his own.

Now the the film is very funny, very goofy, VERY BROAD and hopelessly irreverent. This film is gorgeously produced, but far far more adult in its humor than anything UNIVERSAL has hinted at. To me, this was a relief and also something that I realized could end up leaving a bad taste in a lot of parents' mouths that don't want their innocent kids to ask, "Mommy, why is that man putting his hand into his pants, what's he gonna do?" Because... that scene is there. There's even a scene where the characters blitzed out of their minds on some alien prehistoric drug juice - where Danny McBride tries to get Will Ferrell's character to "french kiss" Cha-Ka. Now you don't see that happen, but they get real close.

For me, the audience for this film is anyone that grew up in the seventies with LAND OF THE LOST, but was old enough to enjoy the hell out of Ringo Starr's CAVEMAN. That's a particular audience.

All those caveats to the side - Harry, what did you think of the movie?

I had a blast with it. As did the majority of the audience. The biggest flaw with the film, isn't the film - but the marketing campaign for this movie. The fear that they had to make this a Family Film in order to market it, but the reality is - it can play to a much older audience, and by selling it as a family film - there will be very upset families, possibly. Not all. There were lots of kids here at our event, and their parents seemed to be fine with it. And none of these kids seemed traumatized by Will Ferrell's pants plunge.

The fact is kids can take the more adult stuff, because they live with adults - and at some point we all figure out why Mom & Dad's door is closed - and that weird stuff happens in the real world. Personally, I think all the kids will be distracted by Grumpy the T-Rex and those amazingly creepy fucking Sleestaks.

Btw - The Sleestaks rule. They're slow moving, but when they get close and they're about to get you, their mouths open up and man. Nightmares man. Seriously, I never once thought about a Sleestak's mouth before, but I can imagine the little boy that once watched this show with wonder, getting freaked the fuck out. Because those Sleestaks worked their ways into more than one childhood nightmare. Here... here it's a few new wrinkles that reminded me how creepy these silly slow moving reptile men were.

And this all brings me to CHA-KA and the man in the costume, one Jorma Taccone. In the original series, CHA-KA was a cute little boy in freaky make-up. He was going to get eaten by Grumpy, but the Marshall kids saved him, they fixed his leg and became their friend.

Here - Cha-Ka is a primitive pre-man fur thing, that was saved from execution from his own people, which we later are meant to believe was a Coup attempt. Cha-Ka is a Prince among his brethren. Jorma is such a magnificent dirty bastard. Everytime the rough gets going, he leaves our "heroes" in the lurch. You can tell that Cha-Ka isn't an idiot, he knows lots more than he's letting on. While he doesn't "speak English" he seems to perfectly understand it. Not only that, but... well, I won't spoil it.

Cha-Ka is pretty damn filthy, from grabbing Anna Friel's boobs, to humping Will's leg and groping his crotch.

Is it a great film? No. Bo Welch's production design is great. As is the score by Michael Giacchino, who has pulled off 3 solid scores within a month! Without any of them sounding anything like each other.

The visual effects are quite a bit of fun. The various CG characters are a blast - in particular, they've managed to get quite a bit of personality into a fully rendered and non-cartoony T-Rex. It is some very nice character animation. The look of the world is dead on. At every level it LOOKS like LAND OF THE LOST, even if the tone is completely subverted by the funny characters now occupying the universe.

I'm not sure I could have taken this done to very many of my childhood properties, but there was always a silliness to the original. And I guarantee, that once they enter a pylon - kids are going to be amazed just like when I discovered what they meant.

But I've got a sneaking suspicion that like much of the Krofft productions - the subversive part of society will discover and exploit the very overt trippiness that this film has going for it.

That said, this won't play to everyone. But if it plays for you, you're gonna really really have a good time, like we did at the Alamo.

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Sounds awesome...
by Marxeffect
Jun 5th, 2009
04:03:57 AM
2nd
by BrightEyes
Jun 5th, 2009
04:06:17 AM
Cant wait to check it out today
by BatPsycho
Jun 5th, 2009
04:06:22 AM
Well I'll be pig fucked
by thats_magic
Jun 5th, 2009
04:07:13 AM
Wow, good news!
by PlayerHater_of_the_year
Jun 5th, 2009
04:13:37 AM
Grew up watching LAND OF THE LOST...
by BurnHollywood
Jun 5th, 2009
04:29:35 AM
Liked This But Not Terminator Salvation?
by Broseph
Jun 5th, 2009
04:58:02 AM
Sounds like another dumb movie aimed at morons.
by Fortunesfool
Jun 5th, 2009
05:08:07 AM
People are calling this thing Batman & Robin BAD !
by barnaby jones
Jun 5th, 2009
05:20:16 AM
I guess
by optimus122
Jun 5th, 2009
05:24:10 AM
Harry's favourite phrase is 'that said'. However, that said...
by LordPorkington
Jun 5th, 2009
05:25:46 AM
Forget LAND OF THE LOST! THE HANGOVER is where it's at!
by Mr_Incredible
Jun 5th, 2009
05:27:06 AM
underwhelming review
by godhelpus
Jun 5th, 2009
05:31:56 AM
godhelpus
by HEADGEEK
Jun 5th, 2009
05:37:40 AM
And the summer from Hell continues
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 5th, 2009
06:05:02 AM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by Sal_Bando
Jun 5th, 2009
06:20:09 AM
LordPorkington
by rfid
Jun 5th, 2009
06:21:23 AM
Summer from Hell doesn't include Star Trek
by hallmitchell
Jun 5th, 2009
06:30:21 AM
I'm looking forward to this.
by hallmitchell
Jun 5th, 2009
06:31:45 AM
I knew Ferrell was gonna' fuck this up!
by Alfie Boy
Jun 5th, 2009
06:33:53 AM
Marketing is HORRIBLE for this film.
by CENOBITE
Jun 5th, 2009
06:42:44 AM
Ringo Starr's CAVEMAN?
by blackshuck
Jun 5th, 2009
06:42:59 AM
1st time Rotten Tomatometer is WRONG.
by CENOBITE
Jun 5th, 2009
06:44:34 AM
danny mcbribe is the funniest fucking dude ever
by peopleintrees
Jun 5th, 2009
07:10:39 AM
Harry is right about LoTL being more cerebral than we remember
by fireclown
Jun 5th, 2009
07:30:07 AM
Harry's reviews are really helpful
by vezner2007
Jun 5th, 2009
07:30:47 AM
Roger Ebert liked it...
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Jun 5th, 2009
07:39:35 AM
On a side note, Harry, re: liberal parents
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Jun 5th, 2009
07:47:37 AM
Will Ferrell should have had a 'fro in this!
by Yukon Cornelius
Jun 5th, 2009
07:50:01 AM
Are you kidding me?
by RenoNevada2000
Jun 5th, 2009
08:02:55 AM
Terrible Review
by ForkTongue
Jun 5th, 2009
08:16:11 AM
Aren't you . . .
by krazy-kaare
Jun 5th, 2009
08:25:41 AM
I can't believe I might see this
by animas
Jun 5th, 2009
08:29:54 AM
Summer From Hell does indeed include Star Trek
by Flip63Hole
Jun 5th, 2009
08:30:09 AM
Needs more GIANT PIG
by GIANT_PIG
Jun 5th, 2009
08:30:46 AM
I was going to ask about "that said"
by animas
Jun 5th, 2009
08:33:43 AM
I hope they make an Altered States of Druggachusetts movie next
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 5th, 2009
08:39:43 AM
How is this site popular?
by Prophecyrob
Jun 5th, 2009
08:46:30 AM
any summer where Star Trek is the bright spot is definitely Summ
by Stifler's Mom
Jun 5th, 2009
08:47:47 AM
Summer from Hell
by Stifler's Mom
Jun 5th, 2009
08:48:08 AM
Harry was taken aback
by RipperGiles
Jun 5th, 2009
08:51:08 AM
rev_skarekroe
by LivesWithinLaws
Jun 5th, 2009
08:55:49 AM
Another turd in the waterpipe of remakes.
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Jun 5th, 2009
08:58:12 AM
Not sure if Harry likes it or not. Fell asleep
by Knobules
Jun 5th, 2009
09:27:26 AM
He liked it, he liked it...
by StatelyWayneManor
Jun 5th, 2009
09:30:34 AM
Knobules
by rfid
Jun 5th, 2009
09:34:31 AM
Whew!
by Barrymore Yorke
Jun 5th, 2009
09:38:21 AM
"that said"
by arthurrex007
Jun 5th, 2009
09:39:04 AM
Harry liked it? I'll stay far away then!
by Kid Z
Jun 5th, 2009
09:39:21 AM
that said
by arthurrex007
Jun 5th, 2009
09:47:27 AM
Only thing I can remember about LOTL...
by Kid Z
Jun 5th, 2009
09:48:02 AM
Whats left to be said?
by benlinus
Jun 5th, 2009
09:50:58 AM
Lolz. Everything needs more GIANT PIG
by Dr. Samuel Loomis
Jun 5th, 2009
09:54:23 AM
VERY BROAD= lame
by DoctorWho?
Jun 5th, 2009
09:55:20 AM
Marathon on Sci Fi Channel today
by arthurrex007
Jun 5th, 2009
09:59:27 AM
prophecyrob/RipperGiles
by mercuryx23
Jun 5th, 2009
10:02:09 AM
"I grew up with LAND OF THE LOST."
by Windowlicker74
Jun 5th, 2009
10:03:44 AM
"That said, this won't play to everyone"
by Windowlicker74
Jun 5th, 2009
10:04:59 AM
As long as its better than The Love Guru,
by skimn
Jun 5th, 2009
10:09:03 AM
VERY forgiving review
by SmokingRobot
Jun 5th, 2009
10:12:30 AM
Giant Pig is a hair on the ass of Total Fucking Destruction
by Kief_Ledger
Jun 5th, 2009
10:16:17 AM
Anna Friel... hot?
by Kid Z
Jun 5th, 2009
10:21:47 AM
Non Cartoony?
by Samus Aran
Jun 5th, 2009
10:35:28 AM
AANNDDD it's gotta be better than
by skimn
Jun 5th, 2009
10:38:26 AM
Yes, but is there autoerotic asphyxiation?
by FlickaPoo
Jun 5th, 2009
10:41:04 AM
Agreed, your parents let you watch Flesh Gordon
by skimn
Jun 5th, 2009
10:42:50 AM
mercuryx23
by RipperGiles
Jun 5th, 2009
10:47:43 AM
also, merc
by RipperGiles
Jun 5th, 2009
10:49:26 AM
Mercury, seriously...
by benlinus
Jun 5th, 2009
10:51:16 AM
rfid
by RipperGiles
Jun 5th, 2009
10:53:57 AM
Skimn!
by benlinus
Jun 5th, 2009
10:54:15 AM
benlinus
by mercuryx23
Jun 5th, 2009
10:58:35 AM
ripper
by mercuryx23
Jun 5th, 2009
11:05:17 AM
zom-bot
by mercuryx23
Jun 5th, 2009
11:08:53 AM
Land of the Lost 2
by Tar Heel
Jun 5th, 2009
11:12:55 AM
Who cares about the writing in reviews?
by WhoDis
Jun 5th, 2009
11:18:07 AM
Take off the nostalgia glasses, Harry!
by ScoobySnack
Jun 5th, 2009
11:19:31 AM
Fuck Mercury...
by benlinus
Jun 5th, 2009
11:25:58 AM
Harry, what did Sid & Marty Krofft think of the movie?
by Stabby
Jun 5th, 2009
11:33:02 AM
merc
by RipperGiles
Jun 5th, 2009
11:34:29 AM
and...
by RipperGiles
Jun 5th, 2009
11:42:21 AM
Where the Wild Things Are...
by knowthyself
Jun 5th, 2009
11:43:37 AM
One thing is adult humor, the other is shock gross comedy
by ricarleite2
Jun 5th, 2009
11:45:04 AM
Why is it when.....
by Donkey_Lasher
Jun 5th, 2009
11:46:35 AM
Harry laughs at the haters....
by knowthyself
Jun 5th, 2009
11:49:24 AM
Harry - Keep it Up!
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 5th, 2009
11:51:31 AM
eWasn't CHA-KA the original series played by Clint Howard?
by Orionsangels
Jun 5th, 2009
11:52:14 AM
star trek survives on one aspect alone..CHARACTER.
by knowthyself
Jun 5th, 2009
11:53:53 AM
Well AICN isn't the only site I visit.
by knowthyself
Jun 5th, 2009
11:55:43 AM
If your read the 'Fresh' reviews on RottenTomatoes
by Stabby
Jun 5th, 2009
11:57:10 AM
Does...WEED make this movie better?
by knowthyself
Jun 5th, 2009
11:58:05 AM
Whoa Harsh Buzz Kill...
by bludogk9
Jun 5th, 2009
12:00:18 PM
knowthyself - WEED
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 5th, 2009
12:01:51 PM
Shut the Fuck up Donny
by gotilk
Jun 5th, 2009
12:03:11 PM
Ol' bludogk9 - preach it!
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 5th, 2009
12:03:32 PM

by RipperGiles
Jun 5th, 2009
12:08:29 PM
sounds like Harry's Date night
by spiceybiscuit
Jun 5th, 2009
12:21:59 PM
So you seeing stuff likeFlesh Gordon when you were a kid
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jun 5th, 2009
12:27:17 PM
and who gives a rat's ass
by spiceybiscuit
Jun 5th, 2009
12:27:48 PM
David Carradine was supposed to be in the sequel.
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 5th, 2009
12:29:19 PM
Just saw it
by floggy bottom
Jun 5th, 2009
12:29:42 PM
At least this will be more enjoyable....
by greedosspeedo
Jun 5th, 2009
12:32:15 PM
Bankrupt Hollywood
by christian66
Jun 5th, 2009
12:41:51 PM
OK HERE IS MY UP REVIEW....
by benlinus
Jun 5th, 2009
12:42:03 PM
PG-13 IS A POISON
by kevred
Jun 5th, 2009
12:43:12 PM
I smell jealousy and bull shit from many of you
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 5th, 2009
12:44:38 PM
spectrebeeyatch - also obese, perverted, and sexually deprived
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jun 5th, 2009
12:50:50 PM
I DON'T FIND WILL FERREL FUNNY AT ALL
by BringingSexyBack
Jun 5th, 2009
01:07:29 PM
SPECTREBEEYATCH
by BringingSexyBack
Jun 5th, 2009
01:09:43 PM
Flip63Hole is full of SHIT!
by Tall_Boy66
Jun 5th, 2009
01:09:59 PM
Harry- Fact of the matter is,
by Turd Furgeson
Jun 5th, 2009
01:11:04 PM
SOMEONE WALKED OUT ON NEW TREK?
by BringingSexyBack
Jun 5th, 2009
01:12:30 PM
for reals???
by spiceybiscuit
Jun 5th, 2009
01:17:33 PM
SPICEYBISCUIT
by BringingSexyBack
Jun 5th, 2009
01:19:16 PM
I CALLED HARRY OUT ON HATING TERMINATOR SALVATION
by BringingSexyBack
Jun 5th, 2009
01:20:17 PM
spectrebeeyatch, Do You Not Remember
by Stabby
Jun 5th, 2009
01:26:42 PM
I DO ADMIT THAT, SOMETIMES, IT'S EASIER TO DEFEND
by BringingSexyBack
Jun 5th, 2009
01:31:09 PM
OK HERE'S MY UP REVIEW
by Stabby
Jun 5th, 2009
01:32:53 PM
Bringing, you are getting my sexy back
by spiceybiscuit
Jun 5th, 2009
01:46:31 PM
SPICEY
by BringingSexyBack
Jun 5th, 2009
02:07:13 PM
This will be good....
by Gandolfinis_Nut_Sack
Jun 5th, 2009
02:10:16 PM
Does this sound familiar..
by Fortunesfool
Jun 5th, 2009
02:13:35 PM
Where the fuck is Beaks and his report?
by YackBacker
Jun 5th, 2009
02:45:15 PM
Does this sound familiar...
by RipperGiles
Jun 5th, 2009
02:46:48 PM
RipperGiles
by Fortunesfool
Jun 5th, 2009
02:50:03 PM
benlinus
by RipperGiles
Jun 5th, 2009
02:50:03 PM
mercuryx23
by rfid
Jun 5th, 2009
02:52:14 PM
mercuryx23
by rfid
Jun 5th, 2009
02:52:23 PM
Sorry. Credit to Premiere for the Star Wars/Trek thing.
by Fortunesfool
Jun 5th, 2009
02:53:41 PM
RipperGiles
by rfid
Jun 5th, 2009
02:55:41 PM
Krofft shows.....
by Quake II
Jun 5th, 2009
03:00:50 PM
"Now - you never see tits"
by Clavius
Jun 5th, 2009
03:21:06 PM
zom-bot.com - Theatre Job
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 5th, 2009
03:34:37 PM
Musclestuds are my thing... DEAL WITH IT!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBL0OD
Jun 5th, 2009
03:37:47 PM
The T Rex in Museum looked pretty good!
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 5th, 2009
03:38:58 PM
Shut the Fuck up Donny
by frozen01
Jun 5th, 2009
03:48:12 PM
harry's review
by Bladernner79
Jun 5th, 2009
03:50:12 PM
Doo-Doo... Ka-ka... SHIT!
by HB_Dad
Jun 5th, 2009
04:00:09 PM
Donkey_Lasher
by frozen01
Jun 5th, 2009
04:08:14 PM
TO THE AICN POWERS THAT BE...
by benlinus
Jun 5th, 2009
04:25:03 PM
I thought it was just Chaka
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 5th, 2009
04:29:10 PM
anyone have a torrent for this crap yet
by animas
Jun 5th, 2009
04:41:42 PM
is it true they drop f-bombs in this?
by ottomatic
Jun 5th, 2009
04:58:43 PM
pretty much sucked
by Browncoat_Jedi
Jun 5th, 2009
05:05:21 PM
All the previews and clips on talks shows sucked
by zargotron
Jun 5th, 2009
05:23:59 PM
PLANT!!!!!
by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer
Jun 5th, 2009
05:34:26 PM
Been watching the marathon on SCI FI today...
by GunterMonkey
Jun 5th, 2009
06:04:31 PM
WEED does make this film better...
by CENOBITE
Jun 5th, 2009
06:08:09 PM
taken 'aback'
by salamimansam
Jun 5th, 2009
06:21:28 PM
boo hoo hooo
by bobbofatz
Jun 5th, 2009
06:36:26 PM
Awful cinema has a new king
by Anything But Tangerines
Jun 5th, 2009
07:18:00 PM
Fortunesfool
by DrMorbius
Jun 5th, 2009
07:26:39 PM
Nah, I'll pass this movie is TOA. Turd On Arrival.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Jun 5th, 2009
08:05:20 PM
Well, the show was kinda shit too
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 5th, 2009
08:07:04 PM
The Hangover
by wallygogo
Jun 5th, 2009
08:12:46 PM
bobbofatz
by rfid
Jun 5th, 2009
08:27:02 PM
zom-bot.com RE: STAR TREK
by BurnHollywood
Jun 5th, 2009
09:01:20 PM
No real reason to watch this.
by Sal_Bando
Jun 5th, 2009
09:31:00 PM
It was pretty good
by CherryValance
Jun 5th, 2009
09:46:20 PM
Oh fuck I'll review this too! Sorry Harold-
by Sal_Bando
Jun 5th, 2009
09:54:32 PM
His name is Harry...
by Jimbo08lak
Jun 5th, 2009
10:24:02 PM
I loved it.
by Kid Idioteque
Jun 5th, 2009
11:17:44 PM
it's crap. the end.
by omarthesnake
Jun 5th, 2009
11:34:43 PM
Haven't seen the TV show in years, but...
by SnootyBoots
Jun 5th, 2009
11:49:00 PM
benlinus
by maitlanr
Jun 5th, 2009
11:53:13 PM
I don't understand grown men seeing movies like UP...
by kjmad25
Jun 6th, 2009
12:41:40 AM
Also The Hangover was hilarious
by kjmad25
Jun 6th, 2009
12:45:38 AM
does Harry ever HATE anything?
by v1cious
Jun 6th, 2009
01:02:11 AM
Up isn't really for kids
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 6th, 2009
01:40:20 AM
DJ Qualls with a mullet!
by Natural_Selection
Jun 6th, 2009
01:48:51 AM
Open Letter To The Studio: Land Of The Lost Only 7 Mil On Friday
by Media Messiah
Jun 6th, 2009
02:01:08 AM
Where's the Hangover review from Harry?
by antonphd
Jun 6th, 2009
02:03:50 AM
This WAS a fun movie.
by GenPion
Jun 6th, 2009
02:31:20 AM
I like how everyone and his brother feels
by Dingbatty
Jun 6th, 2009
02:41:25 AM
Let me get this straight ....
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jun 6th, 2009
02:42:26 AM
ive seen all the "fresh" movies from RT
by animas
Jun 6th, 2009
04:10:09 AM
fuck this movie
by disfigurehead
Jun 6th, 2009
05:40:47 AM
Up was fun.
by Sal_Bando
Jun 6th, 2009
07:20:07 AM
GenPion.....
by benlinus
Jun 6th, 2009
08:38:50 AM
"Taken aback"??????
by RockyG
Jun 6th, 2009
08:41:16 AM
Animas and all the rest....
by benlinus
Jun 6th, 2009
08:43:15 AM
Maitlanr
by benlinus
Jun 6th, 2009
08:45:07 AM
I agree, where is the Hangover review.....
by benlinus
Jun 6th, 2009
08:49:00 AM
Will Farell fucks up anything he touches
by hipnosismag
Jun 6th, 2009
08:54:06 AM
Let me guess......
by benlinus
Jun 6th, 2009
09:11:50 AM
Land of the Lost BOMBED!!
by Browncoat_Jedi
Jun 6th, 2009
10:43:29 AM
June won't have a super blockbuster until Transformers 2
by SoylentMean
Jun 6th, 2009
11:06:00 AM
Terminator is shit, but this good?
by jimmy_009
Jun 6th, 2009
11:19:29 AM
Why LOTL bombed.
by knowthyself
Jun 6th, 2009
11:28:50 AM
Its like Harrys brain turned on for T4..then shut off again.
by knowthyself
Jun 6th, 2009
11:29:30 AM
Worst Reviewer of All Time
by AICNsucks
Jun 6th, 2009
11:30:30 AM
LOTL should get Sc-Fi's battle star galacta Revamp treatment
by paulyd30
Jun 6th, 2009
12:33:58 PM
LOTL should get Sc-Fi's battle star galacta Revamp treatment
by paulyd30
Jun 6th, 2009
12:34:00 PM
Maybe this will end Will Ferrel unfunny career!
by HollywoodHellraiser
Jun 6th, 2009
01:07:21 PM
Next person to whine about a movie raping their childhood
by Anything But Tangerines
Jun 6th, 2009
01:31:21 PM
WOW - THIS BOMBED?
by BillyMayesHere
Jun 6th, 2009
03:30:06 PM
This movie raped my childhood
by ObiWan Knievel
Jun 6th, 2009
03:54:25 PM
What a misfire.
by antonphd
Jun 6th, 2009
04:14:18 PM
Why the Harry bashing?
by squarebird
Jun 6th, 2009
04:16:00 PM
Best Fleetwood Mac album?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBL0OD
Jun 6th, 2009
04:42:54 PM
Harry gets bashed...
by Zone55555
Jun 6th, 2009
05:09:06 PM
DG_DB - Best FM album
by solarangel
Jun 6th, 2009
05:18:09 PM
squarebird
by rfid
Jun 6th, 2009
05:19:22 PM
The T-rex
by solarangel
Jun 6th, 2009
05:22:14 PM
i tried to read that T4 review several times
by animas
Jun 6th, 2009
06:27:39 PM
Thanks Zom-bot
by solarangel
Jun 6th, 2009
08:01:36 PM
James Cameron to direct segment of Heavy Metal remake!
by SoylentMean
Jun 6th, 2009
08:27:45 PM
BREASTSATCHEL HAS FOUND THE CAPS LOCK KEY
by SoylentMean
Jun 6th, 2009
08:58:58 PM
your parents let you watch FLESH GORDON as a kid?
by The Amazing G
Jun 6th, 2009
09:26:58 PM
anyway I thought it was pretty good too...
by The Amazing G
Jun 6th, 2009
09:28:34 PM
to be honest...
by The Amazing G
Jun 6th, 2009
09:29:17 PM
Review.
by Darth Philbin
Jun 6th, 2009
10:15:59 PM
When Harry announced...
by rhmn
Jun 6th, 2009
11:35:38 PM
Fuck this PG-13 Bullshit!!
by veebeeyes
Jun 7th, 2009
12:22:21 AM
There's a couple of
by joshuavance1701
Jun 7th, 2009
12:39:13 AM
I'll
by joshuavance1701
Jun 7th, 2009
12:47:04 AM
Star Trek fucking ruled
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 7th, 2009
01:22:52 AM
Benlinus...
by GenPion
Jun 7th, 2009
02:07:32 AM
No, Harry, it's a piece of shit
by Drunken Rage
Jun 7th, 2009
05:41:03 AM
Where's your review of THE HANGOVER, Harry?
by Mr_Incredible
Jun 7th, 2009
07:53:46 AM
His name is Harold-
by Sal_Bando
Jun 7th, 2009
08:14:16 AM
Drunken Rage needs to watch more movies, drink less
by SoylentMean
Jun 7th, 2009
08:19:06 AM
People actually enjoyed this dreck?
by egoing
Jun 7th, 2009
08:50:05 AM
Wow so many assholes, so many shit opinions
by SoylentMean
Jun 7th, 2009
09:22:13 AM
Harry
by Bladernner79
Jun 7th, 2009
10:00:41 AM
Hangover- Best film of the summer so far.
by knowthyself
Jun 7th, 2009
10:41:01 AM
And another positive Harry review
by CaseyMcCall
Jun 7th, 2009
12:09:47 PM
DANNY MCBRIDE IS BOX OFFICE POISON!!!
by Tall_Boy66
Jun 7th, 2009
12:51:26 PM
audiences hated this film
by Browncoat_Jedi
Jun 7th, 2009
01:29:06 PM
Goodbye PUFNSTUF movie...
by christian66
Jun 7th, 2009
01:32:22 PM
Amazing G
by RipperGiles
Jun 7th, 2009
02:37:14 PM
zombot
by RipperGiles
Jun 7th, 2009
02:37:44 PM
Squarebird
by RipperGiles
Jun 7th, 2009
02:49:44 PM
Consistency
by Baryonyx
Jun 7th, 2009
03:45:29 PM
Harry was right...
by TheWacoKid
Jun 7th, 2009
04:30:10 PM
Will Ferrell Movies
by Gigy
Jun 7th, 2009
06:32:28 PM
Not really Ferrell's fault this movie blows
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 7th, 2009
07:44:48 PM
drug scene could have been better
by Gigy
Jun 7th, 2009
07:46:46 PM
I Wonder if Sony is Trying to Stop Payment on the HR Pufnstuf Ch
by nexxus7
Jun 7th, 2009
08:47:15 PM
Tallboy
by breathwillowmist
Jun 7th, 2009
08:47:25 PM
Umm
by MegaBeth
Jun 7th, 2009
10:29:08 PM
I guess the HR Pufnstuf remake is now on hold.
by PennsyDeux
Jun 7th, 2009
11:22:04 PM
19 million opening weekend and a $100 million dollar budget?
by hateuall
Jun 7th, 2009
11:23:28 PM
The papers are calling it "Jurassic Bomb"...
by Bill Clay
Jun 7th, 2009
11:46:32 PM
long winded as usual
by fuckdisney
Jun 8th, 2009
12:10:36 AM
Jurassic Bomb of a Reboot
by NoHubris
Jun 8th, 2009
12:19:45 AM
Doing it as a "Serious" Action/Adventure...
by NoHubris
Jun 8th, 2009
12:47:48 AM
meant "...do it IN that mode..."
by NoHubris
Jun 8th, 2009
12:48:51 AM
Again, where's the Harry Hangover review.
by antonphd
Jun 8th, 2009
01:20:05 AM
LOTLINO...
by ReportAbuse
Jun 8th, 2009
01:40:48 AM
its comments like the last is why internet nerds blow
by BrightEyes
Jun 8th, 2009
01:58:25 AM
this review kinda reminds me
by xphyle
Jun 8th, 2009
02:10:35 AM
antonphd
by HEADGEEK
Jun 8th, 2009
03:32:07 AM
Spoilers...Bullshit
by A for Aristocrat
Jun 8th, 2009
04:24:38 AM
WacoKid
by Aquatarkusman
Jun 8th, 2009
07:45:43 AM
The bad reviews...
by elwood_p_dud
Jun 8th, 2009
08:34:53 AM
PLUGplugPLUG
by obeygonzo
Jun 8th, 2009
10:09:02 AM
HeadGeek
by antonphd
Jun 8th, 2009
10:14:39 AM
LOTL is what happens when...
by Orbots Commander
Jun 8th, 2009
10:15:18 AM
I actually enjoy Harry's reviews
by Stabby
Jun 8th, 2009
10:39:41 AM
Don't trust critic reviews...
by Snookeroo
Jun 8th, 2009
11:17:49 AM
I agree. Don't trust Critics.
by knowthyself
Jun 8th, 2009
11:20:50 AM
Critics
by ScotFree
Jun 8th, 2009
11:32:19 AM
Ummm, no
by Yellow_Like_A_Banana
Jun 8th, 2009
12:00:42 PM
Quick review....
by Quake II
Jun 8th, 2009
02:32:29 PM
RipperGiles
by DennisMM
Jun 8th, 2009
07:36:58 PM
ROGER EBERT Lost All His Creditability When...
by Red Dawn Don
Jun 8th, 2009
10:17:52 PM
A HARD PG-13 stoner comedy
by MGTHEDJ
Jun 9th, 2009
12:04:44 AM
Red Dawn Don, Ebert trashed Blue Velvet
by Stabby
Jun 9th, 2009
09:41:05 AM
Land Of The Lost as a silly comedy..
by Quake II
Jun 9th, 2009
01:00:53 PM
Taken aback BY, not FROM
by DennisMM
Jun 9th, 2009
01:41:51 PM
Soylent Green, did you even see it?
by Drunken Rage
Jun 9th, 2009
04:48:37 PM
Soylent Mean, did you even see it?
by Drunken Rage
Jun 9th, 2009
04:50:50 PM
Which UNI exec greenlit LOTL?
by egoing
Jun 9th, 2009
06:48:58 PM
This "film" made Speed Racer look entertaining.
by JackPumpkinhead
Jun 10th, 2009
03:37:37 AM
By the way, as for the "effects"...
by JackPumpkinhead
Jun 10th, 2009
03:42:42 AM
My take...
by Anna Valerious
Jun 10th, 2009
05:56:51 AM
Wow!
by Lacloake
Jun 10th, 2009
09:47:39 AM
Catch it on ESPN!
by IsaidWhat
Jun 10th, 2009
10:38:47 AM
Wow -- this movie really SUCKED!!!
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Jun 11th, 2009
01:47:39 PM
Harry is an embarrassment
by batzilla
Jun 12th, 2009
03:19:39 PM
To all the Haters, what did you expect?
by ReconMonkey
Jun 14th, 2009
11:03:17 PM
Did this film rape your Momma?
by Grantichrist
Jun 15th, 2009
07:45:39 PM
Really Bad
by golfgate
Jun 18th, 2009
01:09:14 PM
What do I know?
by domingug
Jun 20th, 2009
02:05:14 PM
I loved this film.
by hallmitchell
Jun 22nd, 2009
01:27:39 AM
This film is a great headtrip.
by hallmitchell
Jun 22nd, 2009
01:30:00 AM
I went into this expecting shit. I was surprised.
by covered_in_bees
Jul 9th, 2009
12:04:48 PM

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