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Harry was taken aback from his visit to LAND OF THE LOST!
I grew up with LAND OF THE LOST. But more than that, I grew up with liberal as hell parents that let me see everything from Cheech & Chong films to FLESH GORDON to the silent LOST WORLD, KING KONG, JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH and on and on and on. It was the Seventies - and the world was very different. VERY different. As proof, you need look no further than Sid & Marty Krofft's Television shows. They were very bizarre. The show was amongst the most ambitious live-action children shows ever attempted.
How can I say that? Well, for the budget at the time, the schedule... to try and pull off a bizarre Edgar Rice Burroughs juvenile adventure show... Well - it was insanity, but dammit, they tried it and they made a show that was more about ideas than execution. It was my introduction to parallel dimensions, years before reading about weird dimensions on comic books, and further still from my paperback discoveries. In a way, LAND OF THE LOST was a gateway drug for science fiction/fantasy for an entire generation. It was the first place I heard that mushrooms did things to your mind. It was progressively stranger and more intensely science fiction. Sure it started with dinosaurs named Grumpy and Dopey - but man... when the story got to Pylons and that other weird shit. Fried this young boy's brain.
That said - you look at the show today and you have an entirely different reaction. You see just how rough, visually, it all was. There's tons of laughs, intentional and not. And the more adult things... you see them too. When I asked Marty how he got that sort of thing past the Network, he said they were clueless. Great answer.
So when I arrived at the screening, and saw everyone clutching their Chaka backpacks, and posing in fear at the awesome might of Grumpy, the T-Rex. Well... I was happy. This was going to be the perfect audience to see whatever it was that Brad Silberling had put together.
The first thing you need to know about LAND OF THE LOST is that it is rated PG 13. The film has often sexual references, the dialogue is filled with strong strong language and there is a drug experience. Now - you never see tits. The drug experience is with something that can only be found in the land of the lost universe - but it is a pleasant and enjoyable trippy experience with munchies and all.
The film is exactly what you would expect from this team of creators. Do you like Will Ferrell? Well, he's silly as hell here. After a tragic TODAY SHOW confrontation with Matt Lauer, his funding for his "Time Warp" theories go down the drain. Marshall ends up working at the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles. Where he's sought out by the oh my god hot, Anna Friel - who is playing Holly Cantrell. A hot graduate student that gave up everything to pursue Marshall's theories... and find him to show him the evidence she has.
They hook up with Danny McBride's trailer trash Will Stanton - he works at a roadside cave attraction that he's trying to parlay into a giant Casino of his own.
Now the the film is very funny, very goofy, VERY BROAD and hopelessly irreverent. This film is gorgeously produced, but far far more adult in its humor than anything UNIVERSAL has hinted at. To me, this was a relief and also something that I realized could end up leaving a bad taste in a lot of parents' mouths that don't want their innocent kids to ask, "Mommy, why is that man putting his hand into his pants, what's he gonna do?" Because... that scene is there. There's even a scene where the characters blitzed out of their minds on some alien prehistoric drug juice - where Danny McBride tries to get Will Ferrell's character to "french kiss" Cha-Ka. Now you don't see that happen, but they get real close.
For me, the audience for this film is anyone that grew up in the seventies with LAND OF THE LOST, but was old enough to enjoy the hell out of Ringo Starr's CAVEMAN. That's a particular audience.
All those caveats to the side - Harry, what did you think of the movie?
I had a blast with it. As did the majority of the audience. The biggest flaw with the film, isn't the film - but the marketing campaign for this movie. The fear that they had to make this a Family Film in order to market it, but the reality is - it can play to a much older audience, and by selling it as a family film - there will be very upset families, possibly. Not all. There were lots of kids here at our event, and their parents seemed to be fine with it. And none of these kids seemed traumatized by Will Ferrell's pants plunge.
The fact is kids can take the more adult stuff, because they live with adults - and at some point we all figure out why Mom & Dad's door is closed - and that weird stuff happens in the real world. Personally, I think all the kids will be distracted by Grumpy the T-Rex and those amazingly creepy fucking Sleestaks.
Btw - The Sleestaks rule. They're slow moving, but when they get close and they're about to get you, their mouths open up and man. Nightmares man. Seriously, I never once thought about a Sleestak's mouth before, but I can imagine the little boy that once watched this show with wonder, getting freaked the fuck out. Because those Sleestaks worked their ways into more than one childhood nightmare. Here... here it's a few new wrinkles that reminded me how creepy these silly slow moving reptile men were.
And this all brings me to CHA-KA and the man in the costume, one Jorma Taccone. In the original series, CHA-KA was a cute little boy in freaky make-up. He was going to get eaten by Grumpy, but the Marshall kids saved him, they fixed his leg and became their friend.
Here - Cha-Ka is a primitive pre-man fur thing, that was saved from execution from his own people, which we later are meant to believe was a Coup attempt. Cha-Ka is a Prince among his brethren. Jorma is such a magnificent dirty bastard. Everytime the rough gets going, he leaves our "heroes" in the lurch. You can tell that Cha-Ka isn't an idiot, he knows lots more than he's letting on. While he doesn't "speak English" he seems to perfectly understand it. Not only that, but... well, I won't spoil it.
Cha-Ka is pretty damn filthy, from grabbing Anna Friel's boobs, to humping Will's leg and groping his crotch.
Is it a great film? No. Bo Welch's production design is great. As is the score by Michael Giacchino, who has pulled off 3 solid scores within a month! Without any of them sounding anything like each other.
The visual effects are quite a bit of fun. The various CG characters are a blast - in particular, they've managed to get quite a bit of personality into a fully rendered and non-cartoony T-Rex. It is some very nice character animation. The look of the world is dead on. At every level it LOOKS like LAND OF THE LOST, even if the tone is completely subverted by the funny characters now occupying the universe.
I'm not sure I could have taken this done to very many of my childhood properties, but there was always a silliness to the original. And I guarantee, that once they enter a pylon - kids are going to be amazed just like when I discovered what they meant.
But I've got a sneaking suspicion that like much of the Krofft productions - the subversive part of society will discover and exploit the very overt trippiness that this film has going for it.
That said, this won't play to everyone. But if it plays for you, you're gonna really really have a good time, like we did at the Alamo.
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Reader Talkback
Sounds awesome... by Marxeffect | Jun 5th, 2009 04:03:57 AM | 2nd by BrightEyes | Jun 5th, 2009 04:06:17 AM | Cant wait to check it out
today by BatPsycho | Jun 5th, 2009 04:06:22 AM | Well I'll be pig fucked by thats_magic | Jun 5th, 2009 04:07:13 AM | Wow, good news! by PlayerHater_of_the_year | Jun 5th, 2009 04:13:37 AM | Grew up watching LAND OF THE
LOST... by BurnHollywood | Jun 5th, 2009 04:29:35 AM | Liked This But Not Terminator
Salvation? by Broseph | Jun 5th, 2009 04:58:02 AM | Sounds like another dumb movie
aimed at morons. by Fortunesfool | Jun 5th, 2009 05:08:07 AM | People are calling this thing
Batman & Robin BAD ! by barnaby jones | Jun 5th, 2009 05:20:16 AM | I guess by optimus122 | Jun 5th, 2009 05:24:10 AM | Harry's favourite phrase is
'that said'. However, that
said... by LordPorkington | Jun 5th, 2009 05:25:46 AM | Forget LAND OF THE LOST! THE
HANGOVER is where it's at! by Mr_Incredible | Jun 5th, 2009 05:27:06 AM | underwhelming review by godhelpus | Jun 5th, 2009 05:31:56 AM | godhelpus by HEADGEEK | Jun 5th, 2009 05:37:40 AM | And the summer from Hell
continues by kwisatzhaderach | Jun 5th, 2009 06:05:02 AM | zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by Sal_Bando | Jun 5th, 2009 06:20:09 AM | LordPorkington by rfid | Jun 5th, 2009 06:21:23 AM | Summer from Hell doesn't
include Star Trek by hallmitchell | Jun 5th, 2009 06:30:21 AM | I'm looking forward to this. by hallmitchell | Jun 5th, 2009 06:31:45 AM | I knew Ferrell was gonna' fuck
this up! by Alfie Boy | Jun 5th, 2009 06:33:53 AM | Marketing is HORRIBLE for this
film. by CENOBITE | Jun 5th, 2009 06:42:44 AM | Ringo Starr's CAVEMAN? by blackshuck | Jun 5th, 2009 06:42:59 AM | 1st time Rotten Tomatometer is
WRONG. by CENOBITE | Jun 5th, 2009 06:44:34 AM | danny mcbribe is the funniest
fucking dude ever by peopleintrees | Jun 5th, 2009 07:10:39 AM | Harry is right about LoTL
being more cerebral than we
remember by fireclown | Jun 5th, 2009 07:30:07 AM | Harry's reviews are really
helpful by vezner2007 | Jun 5th, 2009 07:30:47 AM | Roger Ebert liked it... by Shut the Fuck up Donny | Jun 5th, 2009 07:39:35 AM | On a side note, Harry, re:
liberal parents by Shut the Fuck up Donny | Jun 5th, 2009 07:47:37 AM | Will Ferrell should have had a
'fro in this! by Yukon Cornelius | Jun 5th, 2009 07:50:01 AM | Are you kidding me? by RenoNevada2000 | Jun 5th, 2009 08:02:55 AM | Terrible Review by ForkTongue | Jun 5th, 2009 08:16:11 AM | Aren't you . . . by krazy-kaare | Jun 5th, 2009 08:25:41 AM | I can't believe I might see
this by animas | Jun 5th, 2009 08:29:54 AM | Summer From Hell does indeed
include Star Trek by Flip63Hole | Jun 5th, 2009 08:30:09 AM | Needs more GIANT PIG by GIANT_PIG | Jun 5th, 2009 08:30:46 AM | I was going to ask about "that
said" by animas | Jun 5th, 2009 08:33:43 AM | I hope they make an Altered
States of Druggachusetts movie
next by rev_skarekroe | Jun 5th, 2009 08:39:43 AM | How is this site popular? by Prophecyrob | Jun 5th, 2009 08:46:30 AM | any summer where Star Trek is
the bright spot is definitely
Summ by Stifler's Mom | Jun 5th, 2009 08:47:47 AM | Summer from Hell by Stifler's Mom | Jun 5th, 2009 08:48:08 AM | Harry was taken aback by RipperGiles | Jun 5th, 2009 08:51:08 AM | rev_skarekroe by LivesWithinLaws | Jun 5th, 2009 08:55:49 AM | Another turd in the waterpipe
of remakes. by Yoda's Ball Sack | Jun 5th, 2009 08:58:12 AM | Not sure if Harry likes it or
not. Fell asleep by Knobules | Jun 5th, 2009 09:27:26 AM | He liked it, he liked it... by StatelyWayneManor | Jun 5th, 2009 09:30:34 AM | Knobules by rfid | Jun 5th, 2009 09:34:31 AM | Whew! by Barrymore Yorke | Jun 5th, 2009 09:38:21 AM | "that said" by arthurrex007 | Jun 5th, 2009 09:39:04 AM | Harry liked it? I'll stay far
away then! by Kid Z | Jun 5th, 2009 09:39:21 AM | that said by arthurrex007 | Jun 5th, 2009 09:47:27 AM | Only thing I can remember
about LOTL... by Kid Z | Jun 5th, 2009 09:48:02 AM | Whats left to be said? by benlinus | Jun 5th, 2009 09:50:58 AM | Lolz. Everything needs more
GIANT PIG by Dr. Samuel Loomis | Jun 5th, 2009 09:54:23 AM | VERY BROAD= lame by DoctorWho? | Jun 5th, 2009 09:55:20 AM | Marathon on Sci Fi Channel
today by arthurrex007 | Jun 5th, 2009 09:59:27 AM | prophecyrob/RipperGiles by mercuryx23 | Jun 5th, 2009 10:02:09 AM | "I grew up with LAND OF THE
LOST." by Windowlicker74 | Jun 5th, 2009 10:03:44 AM | "That said, this won't play to
everyone" by Windowlicker74 | Jun 5th, 2009 10:04:59 AM | As long as its better than The
Love Guru, by skimn | Jun 5th, 2009 10:09:03 AM | VERY forgiving review by SmokingRobot | Jun 5th, 2009 10:12:30 AM | Giant Pig is a hair on the ass
of Total Fucking Destruction by Kief_Ledger | Jun 5th, 2009 10:16:17 AM | Anna Friel... hot? by Kid Z | Jun 5th, 2009 10:21:47 AM | Non Cartoony? by Samus Aran | Jun 5th, 2009 10:35:28 AM | AANNDDD it's gotta be better
than by skimn | Jun 5th, 2009 10:38:26 AM | Yes, but is there autoerotic
asphyxiation? by FlickaPoo | Jun 5th, 2009 10:41:04 AM | Agreed, your parents let you
watch Flesh Gordon by skimn | Jun 5th, 2009 10:42:50 AM | mercuryx23 by RipperGiles | Jun 5th, 2009 10:47:43 AM | also, merc by RipperGiles | Jun 5th, 2009 10:49:26 AM | Mercury, seriously... by benlinus | Jun 5th, 2009 10:51:16 AM | rfid by RipperGiles | Jun 5th, 2009 10:53:57 AM | Skimn! by benlinus | Jun 5th, 2009 10:54:15 AM | benlinus by mercuryx23 | Jun 5th, 2009 10:58:35 AM | ripper by mercuryx23 | Jun 5th, 2009 11:05:17 AM | zom-bot by mercuryx23 | Jun 5th, 2009 11:08:53 AM | Land of the Lost 2 by Tar Heel | Jun 5th, 2009 11:12:55 AM | Who cares about the writing in
reviews? by WhoDis | Jun 5th, 2009 11:18:07 AM | Take off the nostalgia
glasses, Harry! by ScoobySnack | Jun 5th, 2009 11:19:31 AM | Fuck Mercury... by benlinus | Jun 5th, 2009 11:25:58 AM | Harry, what did Sid & Marty
Krofft think of the movie? by Stabby | Jun 5th, 2009 11:33:02 AM | merc by RipperGiles | Jun 5th, 2009 11:34:29 AM | and... by RipperGiles | Jun 5th, 2009 11:42:21 AM | Where the Wild Things Are... by knowthyself | Jun 5th, 2009 11:43:37 AM | One thing is adult humor, the
other is shock gross comedy by ricarleite2 | Jun 5th, 2009 11:45:04 AM | Why is it when..... by Donkey_Lasher | Jun 5th, 2009 11:46:35 AM | Harry laughs at the haters.... by knowthyself | Jun 5th, 2009 11:49:24 AM | Harry - Keep it Up! by A_Clockwork_Irony | Jun 5th, 2009 11:51:31 AM | eWasn't CHA-KA the original
series played by Clint Howard? by Orionsangels | Jun 5th, 2009 11:52:14 AM | star trek survives on one
aspect alone..CHARACTER. by knowthyself | Jun 5th, 2009 11:53:53 AM | Well AICN isn't the only site
I visit. by knowthyself | Jun 5th, 2009 11:55:43 AM | If your read the 'Fresh'
reviews on RottenTomatoes by Stabby | Jun 5th, 2009 11:57:10 AM | Does...WEED make this movie
better? by knowthyself | Jun 5th, 2009 11:58:05 AM | Whoa Harsh Buzz Kill... by bludogk9 | Jun 5th, 2009 12:00:18 PM | knowthyself - WEED by A_Clockwork_Irony | Jun 5th, 2009 12:01:51 PM | Shut the Fuck up Donny by gotilk | Jun 5th, 2009 12:03:11 PM | Ol' bludogk9 - preach it! by A_Clockwork_Irony | Jun 5th, 2009 12:03:32 PM | by RipperGiles | Jun 5th, 2009 12:08:29 PM | sounds like Harry's Date night by spiceybiscuit | Jun 5th, 2009 12:21:59 PM | So you seeing stuff likeFlesh
Gordon when you were a kid by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform | Jun 5th, 2009 12:27:17 PM | and who gives a rat's ass by spiceybiscuit | Jun 5th, 2009 12:27:48 PM | David Carradine was supposed
to be in the sequel. by Snake Foreskin | Jun 5th, 2009 12:29:19 PM | Just saw it by floggy bottom | Jun 5th, 2009 12:29:42 PM | At least this will be more
enjoyable.... by greedosspeedo | Jun 5th, 2009 12:32:15 PM | Bankrupt Hollywood by christian66 | Jun 5th, 2009 12:41:51 PM | OK HERE IS MY UP REVIEW.... by benlinus | Jun 5th, 2009 12:42:03 PM | PG-13 IS A POISON by kevred | Jun 5th, 2009 12:43:12 PM | I smell jealousy and bull shit
from many of you by spectrebeeyatch | Jun 5th, 2009 12:44:38 PM | spectrebeeyatch - also obese,
perverted, and sexually
deprived by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform | Jun 5th, 2009 12:50:50 PM | I DON'T FIND WILL FERREL FUNNY
AT ALL by BringingSexyBack | Jun 5th, 2009 01:07:29 PM | SPECTREBEEYATCH by BringingSexyBack | Jun 5th, 2009 01:09:43 PM | Flip63Hole is full of SHIT! by Tall_Boy66 | Jun 5th, 2009 01:09:59 PM | Harry- Fact of the matter is, by Turd Furgeson | Jun 5th, 2009 01:11:04 PM | SOMEONE WALKED OUT ON NEW
TREK? by BringingSexyBack | Jun 5th, 2009 01:12:30 PM | for reals??? by spiceybiscuit | Jun 5th, 2009 01:17:33 PM | SPICEYBISCUIT by BringingSexyBack | Jun 5th, 2009 01:19:16 PM | I CALLED HARRY OUT ON HATING
TERMINATOR SALVATION by BringingSexyBack | Jun 5th, 2009 01:20:17 PM | spectrebeeyatch, Do You Not
Remember by Stabby | Jun 5th, 2009 01:26:42 PM | I DO ADMIT THAT, SOMETIMES,
IT'S EASIER TO DEFEND by BringingSexyBack | Jun 5th, 2009 01:31:09 PM | OK HERE'S MY UP REVIEW by Stabby | Jun 5th, 2009 01:32:53 PM | Bringing, you are getting my
sexy back by spiceybiscuit | Jun 5th, 2009 01:46:31 PM | SPICEY by BringingSexyBack | Jun 5th, 2009 02:07:13 PM | This will be good.... by Gandolfinis_Nut_Sack | Jun 5th, 2009 02:10:16 PM | Does this sound familiar.. by Fortunesfool | Jun 5th, 2009 02:13:35 PM | Where the fuck is Beaks and
his report? by YackBacker | Jun 5th, 2009 02:45:15 PM | Does this sound familiar... by RipperGiles | Jun 5th, 2009 02:46:48 PM | RipperGiles by Fortunesfool | Jun 5th, 2009 02:50:03 PM | benlinus by RipperGiles | Jun 5th, 2009 02:50:03 PM | mercuryx23 by rfid | Jun 5th, 2009 02:52:14 PM | mercuryx23 by rfid | Jun 5th, 2009 02:52:23 PM | Sorry. Credit to Premiere for
the Star Wars/Trek thing. by Fortunesfool | Jun 5th, 2009 02:53:41 PM | RipperGiles by rfid | Jun 5th, 2009 02:55:41 PM | Krofft shows..... by Quake II | Jun 5th, 2009 03:00:50 PM | "Now - you never see tits" by Clavius | Jun 5th, 2009 03:21:06 PM | zom-bot.com - Theatre Job by A_Clockwork_Irony | Jun 5th, 2009 03:34:37 PM | Musclestuds are my thing...
DEAL WITH IT! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBL0OD | Jun 5th, 2009 03:37:47 PM | The T Rex in Museum looked
pretty good! by lockesbrokenleg | Jun 5th, 2009 03:38:58 PM | Shut the Fuck up Donny by frozen01 | Jun 5th, 2009 03:48:12 PM | harry's review by Bladernner79 | Jun 5th, 2009 03:50:12 PM | Doo-Doo... Ka-ka... SHIT! by HB_Dad | Jun 5th, 2009 04:00:09 PM | Donkey_Lasher by frozen01 | Jun 5th, 2009 04:08:14 PM | TO THE AICN POWERS THAT BE... by benlinus | Jun 5th, 2009 04:25:03 PM | I thought it was just Chaka by lockesbrokenleg | Jun 5th, 2009 04:29:10 PM | anyone have a torrent for this
crap yet by animas | Jun 5th, 2009 04:41:42 PM | is it true they drop f-bombs
in this? by ottomatic | Jun 5th, 2009 04:58:43 PM | pretty much sucked by Browncoat_Jedi | Jun 5th, 2009 05:05:21 PM | All the previews and clips on
talks shows sucked by zargotron | Jun 5th, 2009 05:23:59 PM | PLANT!!!!! by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer | Jun 5th, 2009 05:34:26 PM | Been watching the marathon on
SCI FI today... by GunterMonkey | Jun 5th, 2009 06:04:31 PM | WEED does make this film
better... by CENOBITE | Jun 5th, 2009 06:08:09 PM | taken 'aback' by salamimansam | Jun 5th, 2009 06:21:28 PM | boo hoo hooo by bobbofatz | Jun 5th, 2009 06:36:26 PM | Awful cinema has a new king by Anything But Tangerines | Jun 5th, 2009 07:18:00 PM | Fortunesfool by DrMorbius | Jun 5th, 2009 07:26:39 PM | Nah, I'll pass this movie is
TOA. Turd On Arrival. by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz | Jun 5th, 2009 08:05:20 PM | Well, the show was kinda shit
too by lockesbrokenleg | Jun 5th, 2009 08:07:04 PM | The Hangover by wallygogo | Jun 5th, 2009 08:12:46 PM | bobbofatz by rfid | Jun 5th, 2009 08:27:02 PM | zom-bot.com RE: STAR TREK by BurnHollywood | Jun 5th, 2009 09:01:20 PM | No real reason to watch this. by Sal_Bando | Jun 5th, 2009 09:31:00 PM | It was pretty good by CherryValance | Jun 5th, 2009 09:46:20 PM | Oh fuck I'll review this too!
Sorry Harold- by Sal_Bando | Jun 5th, 2009 09:54:32 PM | His name is Harry... by Jimbo08lak | Jun 5th, 2009 10:24:02 PM | I loved it. by Kid Idioteque | Jun 5th, 2009 11:17:44 PM | it's crap. the end. by omarthesnake | Jun 5th, 2009 11:34:43 PM | Haven't seen the TV show in
years, but... by SnootyBoots | Jun 5th, 2009 11:49:00 PM | benlinus by maitlanr | Jun 5th, 2009 11:53:13 PM | I don't understand grown men
seeing movies like UP... by kjmad25 | Jun 6th, 2009 12:41:40 AM | Also The Hangover was
hilarious by kjmad25 | Jun 6th, 2009 12:45:38 AM | does Harry ever HATE anything? by v1cious | Jun 6th, 2009 01:02:11 AM | Up isn't really for kids by lockesbrokenleg | Jun 6th, 2009 01:40:20 AM | DJ Qualls with a mullet! by Natural_Selection | Jun 6th, 2009 01:48:51 AM | Open Letter To The Studio:
Land Of The Lost Only 7 Mil On
Friday by Media Messiah | Jun 6th, 2009 02:01:08 AM | Where's the Hangover review
from Harry? by antonphd | Jun 6th, 2009 02:03:50 AM | This WAS a fun movie. by GenPion | Jun 6th, 2009 02:31:20 AM | I like how everyone and his
brother feels by Dingbatty | Jun 6th, 2009 02:41:25 AM | Let me get this straight .... by Trannyformers_Apologist | Jun 6th, 2009 02:42:26 AM | ive seen all the "fresh"
movies from RT by animas | Jun 6th, 2009 04:10:09 AM | fuck this movie by disfigurehead | Jun 6th, 2009 05:40:47 AM | Up was fun. by Sal_Bando | Jun 6th, 2009 07:20:07 AM | GenPion..... by benlinus | Jun 6th, 2009 08:38:50 AM | "Taken aback"?????? by RockyG | Jun 6th, 2009 08:41:16 AM | Animas and all the rest.... by benlinus | Jun 6th, 2009 08:43:15 AM | Maitlanr by benlinus | Jun 6th, 2009 08:45:07 AM | I agree, where is the Hangover
review..... by benlinus | Jun 6th, 2009 08:49:00 AM | Will Farell fucks up anything
he touches by hipnosismag | Jun 6th, 2009 08:54:06 AM | Let me guess...... by benlinus | Jun 6th, 2009 09:11:50 AM | Land of the Lost BOMBED!! by Browncoat_Jedi | Jun 6th, 2009 10:43:29 AM | June won't have a super
blockbuster until Transformers
2 by SoylentMean | Jun 6th, 2009 11:06:00 AM | Terminator is shit, but this
good? by jimmy_009 | Jun 6th, 2009 11:19:29 AM | Why LOTL bombed. by knowthyself | Jun 6th, 2009 11:28:50 AM | Its like Harrys brain turned
on for T4..then shut off
again. by knowthyself | Jun 6th, 2009 11:29:30 AM | Worst Reviewer of All Time by AICNsucks | Jun 6th, 2009 11:30:30 AM | LOTL should get Sc-Fi's
battle star galacta Revamp
treatment by paulyd30 | Jun 6th, 2009 12:33:58 PM | LOTL should get Sc-Fi's
battle star galacta Revamp
treatment by paulyd30 | Jun 6th, 2009 12:34:00 PM | Maybe this will end Will
Ferrel unfunny career! by HollywoodHellraiser | Jun 6th, 2009 01:07:21 PM | Next person to whine about a
movie raping their childhood by Anything But Tangerines | Jun 6th, 2009 01:31:21 PM | WOW - THIS BOMBED? by BillyMayesHere | Jun 6th, 2009 03:30:06 PM | This movie raped my childhood by ObiWan Knievel | Jun 6th, 2009 03:54:25 PM | What a misfire. by antonphd | Jun 6th, 2009 04:14:18 PM | Why the Harry bashing? by squarebird | Jun 6th, 2009 04:16:00 PM | Best Fleetwood Mac album? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBL0OD | Jun 6th, 2009 04:42:54 PM | Harry gets bashed... by Zone55555 | Jun 6th, 2009 05:09:06 PM | DG_DB - Best FM album by solarangel | Jun 6th, 2009 05:18:09 PM | squarebird by rfid | Jun 6th, 2009 05:19:22 PM | The T-rex by solarangel | Jun 6th, 2009 05:22:14 PM | i tried to read that T4 review
several times by animas | Jun 6th, 2009 06:27:39 PM | Thanks Zom-bot by solarangel | Jun 6th, 2009 08:01:36 PM | James Cameron to direct
segment of Heavy Metal remake! by SoylentMean | Jun 6th, 2009 08:27:45 PM | BREASTSATCHEL HAS FOUND THE
CAPS LOCK KEY by SoylentMean | Jun 6th, 2009 08:58:58 PM | your parents let you watch
FLESH GORDON as a kid? by The Amazing G | Jun 6th, 2009 09:26:58 PM | anyway I thought it was pretty
good too... by The Amazing G | Jun 6th, 2009 09:28:34 PM | to be honest... by The Amazing G | Jun 6th, 2009 09:29:17 PM | Review. by Darth Philbin | Jun 6th, 2009 10:15:59 PM | When Harry announced... by rhmn | Jun 6th, 2009 11:35:38 PM | Fuck this PG-13 Bullshit!! by veebeeyes | Jun 7th, 2009 12:22:21 AM | There's a couple of by joshuavance1701 | Jun 7th, 2009 12:39:13 AM | I'll by joshuavance1701 | Jun 7th, 2009 12:47:04 AM | Star Trek fucking ruled by lockesbrokenleg | Jun 7th, 2009 01:22:52 AM | Benlinus... by GenPion | Jun 7th, 2009 02:07:32 AM | No, Harry, it's a piece of
shit by Drunken Rage | Jun 7th, 2009 05:41:03 AM | Where's your review of THE
HANGOVER, Harry? by Mr_Incredible | Jun 7th, 2009 07:53:46 AM | His name is Harold- by Sal_Bando | Jun 7th, 2009 08:14:16 AM | Drunken Rage needs to watch
more movies, drink less by SoylentMean | Jun 7th, 2009 08:19:06 AM | People actually enjoyed this
dreck? by egoing | Jun 7th, 2009 08:50:05 AM | Wow so many assholes, so many
shit opinions by SoylentMean | Jun 7th, 2009 09:22:13 AM | Harry by Bladernner79 | Jun 7th, 2009 10:00:41 AM | Hangover- Best film of the
summer so far. by knowthyself | Jun 7th, 2009 10:41:01 AM | And another positive Harry
review by CaseyMcCall | Jun 7th, 2009 12:09:47 PM | DANNY MCBRIDE IS BOX OFFICE
POISON!!! by Tall_Boy66 | Jun 7th, 2009 12:51:26 PM | audiences hated this film by Browncoat_Jedi | Jun 7th, 2009 01:29:06 PM | Goodbye PUFNSTUF movie... by christian66 | Jun 7th, 2009 01:32:22 PM | Amazing G by RipperGiles | Jun 7th, 2009 02:37:14 PM | zombot by RipperGiles | Jun 7th, 2009 02:37:44 PM | Squarebird by RipperGiles | Jun 7th, 2009 02:49:44 PM | Consistency by Baryonyx | Jun 7th, 2009 03:45:29 PM | Harry was right... by TheWacoKid | Jun 7th, 2009 04:30:10 PM | Will Ferrell Movies by Gigy | Jun 7th, 2009 06:32:28 PM | Not really Ferrell's fault
this movie blows by spectrebeeyatch | Jun 7th, 2009 07:44:48 PM | drug scene could have been
better by Gigy | Jun 7th, 2009 07:46:46 PM | I Wonder if Sony is Trying to
Stop Payment on the HR
Pufnstuf Ch by nexxus7 | Jun 7th, 2009 08:47:15 PM | Tallboy by breathwillowmist | Jun 7th, 2009 08:47:25 PM | Umm by MegaBeth | Jun 7th, 2009 10:29:08 PM | I guess the HR Pufnstuf remake
is now on hold. by PennsyDeux | Jun 7th, 2009 11:22:04 PM | 19 million opening weekend and
a $100 million dollar budget? by hateuall | Jun 7th, 2009 11:23:28 PM | The papers are calling it
"Jurassic Bomb"... by Bill Clay | Jun 7th, 2009 11:46:32 PM | long winded as usual by fuckdisney | Jun 8th, 2009 12:10:36 AM | Jurassic Bomb of a Reboot by NoHubris | Jun 8th, 2009 12:19:45 AM | Doing it as a "Serious"
Action/Adventure... by NoHubris | Jun 8th, 2009 12:47:48 AM | meant "...do it IN that
mode..." by NoHubris | Jun 8th, 2009 12:48:51 AM | Again, where's the Harry
Hangover review. by antonphd | Jun 8th, 2009 01:20:05 AM | LOTLINO... by ReportAbuse | Jun 8th, 2009 01:40:48 AM | its comments like the last is
why internet nerds blow by BrightEyes | Jun 8th, 2009 01:58:25 AM | this review kinda reminds me by xphyle | Jun 8th, 2009 02:10:35 AM | antonphd by HEADGEEK | Jun 8th, 2009 03:32:07 AM | Spoilers...Bullshit by A for Aristocrat | Jun 8th, 2009 04:24:38 AM | WacoKid by Aquatarkusman | Jun 8th, 2009 07:45:43 AM | The bad reviews... by elwood_p_dud | Jun 8th, 2009 08:34:53 AM | PLUGplugPLUG by obeygonzo | Jun 8th, 2009 10:09:02 AM | HeadGeek by antonphd | Jun 8th, 2009 10:14:39 AM | LOTL is what happens when... by Orbots Commander | Jun 8th, 2009 10:15:18 AM | I actually enjoy Harry's
reviews by Stabby | Jun 8th, 2009 10:39:41 AM | Don't trust critic reviews... by Snookeroo | Jun 8th, 2009 11:17:49 AM | I agree. Don't trust Critics. by knowthyself | Jun 8th, 2009 11:20:50 AM | Critics by ScotFree | Jun 8th, 2009 11:32:19 AM | Ummm, no by Yellow_Like_A_Banana | Jun 8th, 2009 12:00:42 PM | Quick review.... by Quake II | Jun 8th, 2009 02:32:29 PM | RipperGiles by DennisMM | Jun 8th, 2009 07:36:58 PM | ROGER EBERT Lost All His
Creditability When... by Red Dawn Don | Jun 8th, 2009 10:17:52 PM | A HARD PG-13 stoner comedy by MGTHEDJ | Jun 9th, 2009 12:04:44 AM | Red Dawn Don, Ebert trashed
Blue Velvet by Stabby | Jun 9th, 2009 09:41:05 AM | Land Of The Lost as a silly
comedy.. by Quake II | Jun 9th, 2009 01:00:53 PM | Taken aback BY, not FROM by DennisMM | Jun 9th, 2009 01:41:51 PM | Soylent Green, did you even
see it? by Drunken Rage | Jun 9th, 2009 04:48:37 PM | Soylent Mean, did you even see
it? by Drunken Rage | Jun 9th, 2009 04:50:50 PM | Which UNI exec greenlit LOTL? by egoing | Jun 9th, 2009 06:48:58 PM | This "film" made Speed Racer
look entertaining. by JackPumpkinhead | Jun 10th, 2009 03:37:37 AM | By the way, as for the
"effects"... by JackPumpkinhead | Jun 10th, 2009 03:42:42 AM | My take... by Anna Valerious | Jun 10th, 2009 05:56:51 AM | Wow! by Lacloake | Jun 10th, 2009 09:47:39 AM | Catch it on ESPN! by IsaidWhat | Jun 10th, 2009 10:38:47 AM | Wow -- this movie really
SUCKED!!! by ccchhhrrriiisssm | Jun 11th, 2009 01:47:39 PM | Harry is an embarrassment by batzilla | Jun 12th, 2009 03:19:39 PM | To all the Haters, what did
you expect? by ReconMonkey | Jun 14th, 2009 11:03:17 PM | Did this film rape your Momma? by Grantichrist | Jun 15th, 2009 07:45:39 PM | Really Bad by golfgate | Jun 18th, 2009 01:09:14 PM | What do I know? by domingug | Jun 20th, 2009 02:05:14 PM | I loved this film. by hallmitchell | Jun 22nd, 2009 01:27:39 AM | This film is a great headtrip. by hallmitchell | Jun 22nd, 2009 01:30:00 AM | I went into this expecting
shit. I was surprised. by covered_in_bees | Jul 9th, 2009 12:04:48 PM |
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