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Farewell, Grasshopper. David Carradine Is Gone...
Merrick here...
David Carradine has been found dead in Bangkok, having apparently hanged himself.
Carradine was probably best known as Frankenstein in DEATH RACE 2000, Kwai Chang Caine ("Grasshopper") in KUNG FU, and Bill in the KILL BILLs - although his film and television credits are vastly more expansive.
David's cinematic appearances include CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, GRAY LADY DOWN, Q: THE WINGED SERPENT, THE LONG RIDERS, LONE WOLF McQUADE, BOUND FOR GLORY, and Scorsese's MEAN STREETS.
Carradine's television work includes J.J. Abrams' ALIAS, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, THE VIRGINIAN, WAGON TRAIN, NORTH AND SOUTH Books I & II, "Shane" in the 1966 series of the same name, KING OF THE HILL, TITUS, voice work on numerous cartoons and video games, and much, much, more.
I hate writing obituaries and never know what to say - everything seems inadequate in times like these. In this instance, though, if I could say one last thing to him, it would be...simply..."Thank you, sir. You were damn cool to watch..."
Hey, guys. Quint here. I was lucky enough to have met Carradine on a couple of occasions. The first time was at a QT Fest here in Austin years before his eventual turn in KILL BILL. Tarantino was showing episodes of KUNG FU and Carradine had gotten wind of it and showed up. I loved his complete honesty as he mingled with his fans in the Alamo Drafthouse lobby that night. Why did you come out here for this? "I want a part in Quentin's next movie," he replied with a laugh.
He charmed the pants off the audience and, obviously, Tarantino as well as he achieved his goal and got the title role in KILL BILL, a role he will be remembered for in the decades to come. It's hard to even think of the days when Warren Beatty was going to play the character now that we've seen what Carradine brought to the movie.
I didn't spend much time talking to Carradine then, but I was invited to visit a movie set a couple of years later in Austin. It was Adam Rifkin's then titled HOMO ERECTUS, now called THE STONED AGE. Honestly, I never saw the finished movie, but my memory of that set visit was sitting out in the late Spring Texas sun with Carradine as he smoked and told stories. He was like the set's grumpy grandfather. Everybody was tiptoeing around him, but would gather around as he told stories of filming KILL BILL, working with Hal Ashby and reminiscing about KUNG FU. All while wearing little but a loin cloth that showed an inappropriate amount of skin.
The man has 222 acting credits on his IMDB page. It's impossible to sum up his influence on film and television with only a sampling of his work, which realistically ranged from the amazing to the flat out horrible. But the dude was a workhorse, no two ways about it.
My personal favorite stuff of his will always be his Roger Corman work. DEATH RACE 2000, CANNONBALL and BOXCAR BERTHA. And who could forget the absolutely bizarre Larry Cohen dragon-attacks-New-York flick Q: THE WINGED SERPENT? I also have a huge amount of love and respect for THE LONG RIDERS, Walter Hill's Jesse James Gang flick where he cast real brothers to play the Youngers and the Jameses. That flick saw Keith, Robert and David Carradine playing off each other and giving us some of their best work.
My thoughts go out to Mr. Carradine's friends, family and fans.
He charmed the pants off the audience and, obviously, Tarantino as well as he achieved his goal and got the title role in KILL BILL, a role he will be remembered for in the decades to come. It's hard to even think of the days when Warren Beatty was going to play the character now that we've seen what Carradine brought to the movie.
I didn't spend much time talking to Carradine then, but I was invited to visit a movie set a couple of years later in Austin. It was Adam Rifkin's then titled HOMO ERECTUS, now called THE STONED AGE. Honestly, I never saw the finished movie, but my memory of that set visit was sitting out in the late Spring Texas sun with Carradine as he smoked and told stories. He was like the set's grumpy grandfather. Everybody was tiptoeing around him, but would gather around as he told stories of filming KILL BILL, working with Hal Ashby and reminiscing about KUNG FU. All while wearing little but a loin cloth that showed an inappropriate amount of skin.
The man has 222 acting credits on his IMDB page. It's impossible to sum up his influence on film and television with only a sampling of his work, which realistically ranged from the amazing to the flat out horrible. But the dude was a workhorse, no two ways about it.
My personal favorite stuff of his will always be his Roger Corman work. DEATH RACE 2000, CANNONBALL and BOXCAR BERTHA. And who could forget the absolutely bizarre Larry Cohen dragon-attacks-New-York flick Q: THE WINGED SERPENT? I also have a huge amount of love and respect for THE LONG RIDERS, Walter Hill's Jesse James Gang flick where he cast real brothers to play the Youngers and the Jameses. That flick saw Keith, Robert and David Carradine playing off each other and giving us some of their best work.
My thoughts go out to Mr. Carradine's friends, family and fans.
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Fuck...This just sucks!!!I can't believe he went out like that.Man this just sucks.Loved him in death race 2000 and the first kung fu and the second series too.
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And he sure damn was.
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R.I.P. Man. 2009 sucks so hard.
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Bill killed HIMSELF!
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So, Bill Killed Bill?
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oops. wrong guy. sad to see him go...mean streets kicked ass.
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"Good innings" as they say over here in the UK.
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But at least he is with Master Po and Master Khan now.
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Obviously that won't be happening...
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Still sorry to see him go that way, though. :(
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but sad for bill
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Losing someone you admire is always screwed, but suicide? There was so much more he could have done. Peace be with you dude, where ever you are.
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Sad to see you go, especially in such a tragic way...
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Jun 04, 2009 11:37:25 AM CDT
What's the difference between Princess Di and Carradine?
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Carradine had his belt on when he died.
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Whatever the circumstances were it doesn't matter. He will be missed. My thoughts are with his family and friends.
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Jun 04, 2009 11:38:25 AM CDT
Wonder if Bruce Lee's gonna kick his @$$ over Kung Fu?
by theghostwholurks
David better HOPE NOT. :O
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Good guy and good actor.
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RESPECT KIDS, RESPECT
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He had many projects coming up this year, and was in good spirits. The rope was also tied to his private parts I understand, which makes it appear that it was a sex related accident. He would have been better off just getting a mail order bride, like some other folks.
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Death by suicide? Man, this sucks shit. I would have pegged Carradine to go out in a hail of gunfire or falling to 40 ninjas. Anyway David, you will be missed.
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Not that it makes a difference in the end, but I hope the suicide rumor is just that. Hate to think "Bill" went out that way.
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Jun 04, 2009 11:41:32 AM CDT
I'm glad he was able to be in Kill Bill before his passing.
by orionsangels
It's a great bookend to his career, had he not made it. He would have still been remembered as a great actor, but more forgotten and less known by the newer generation. He really made his mark and left a life long impression on this world. To this day if Kung Fu is on TV. I'll get into the story and watch the whole episode, even if I saw the episode. I always remembered David Carradine on a talk show, telling the story of how him and hid brothers, buried their dad, actor John Carradine, by putting his body on a canoe and letting it go down the river.
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He was not a piece of meat, or a shirt.
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"READY"
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Thank you for the good times.
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Didn't expect him to go out like that.
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First. To call Carradine a coward.
What type of fucking pussy kills themselves leaving behind a wife and three kids to mourn them.
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For posting this up. Been reading the Talkbacks in other threads on this all morning. I guess its too much to expect talkbackers to respect the passing of a legend. He will be missed.
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A man can only live with the shame of having worked with Tarantino for so long.
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not to worry - he'll be alive (sort of) once they get his body back to the island.
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All joking aside he was a fun actor who should be remembered for Kill Bill and Kung Fu... not Big Ron.
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I had to explain who he was to a few of my friends of mine. They thought I was talking about david Cassidy...
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That's how I plan to go out.
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It was just as Kill Bill was just about to come out. He was at table sigining and in the back of the auditoruim they started to play the kill bill trailer on a big screen. He stood up and took a look back and smiled. He was happy i guess for the another chance that he was about to be given. Me and my friend wanted to go talk to him but we were kind of in awe and chickened out. Now i wish we did say something. Thanks.
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wrapped around his genital?!? sounds sorta kinky
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It's short, and almost wordless, but his turn as the drunken soldier in Mean Streets (shot by a barely recognizable, impossibly young Robert Carradine).
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The truth is we may never know what exactly happened, but more and more news sites are claiming accident rather than suicide.
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A 72 year old man with a successful acting career does not kill himself. He was murdered. The news are all going to say it was a suicide, even if accidental.Keep in mind:
1) Thailand is having one of it's worst tourist turn outs ever AND it's slow season. After the political mess here, many people stopped coming.
2) The Thai police are very crooked. They are not going to let the truth out that he was murdered. A US Movie Star killed in a Bangkok hotel would bring movie production in Thailand and further tourism to a halt.
3) The same police group also claimed a man (tourist) who was found MISSING HIS HEAD, killed himself.
So don't believe anything you will hear on the news about this. It is a clusterfuck in every sense of the word and will be covered up as to not give Thailand any more of a black eye. -
According to the LA Times obit which also sez he was working on a movie in Bangkok at the time of his demise at the age of 72.
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i was thinking of a lot of glib things to say about how he went..but looking back at his body of work and how he was a part of my childhood..i just want to say R.I.P. Mr. Carridine..you will be missed
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I didn't like the guy, but I don't believe it was suicide. If his life was so good why would he he kill himself? This stinks.
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In my Christian faith, killing oneself deliberately or suicide is looked at very badly and leads to hell. I don't know if I believe that or not if he did believe in Jesus. Jesus saves and if he believed we will see him in heaven.. I pray for his family and friends who are grieving. RIP DAvid :(
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Or murder for that matter. It was sexual asphixiation. Nobody is going to bother tying a rope around their johnson when they are trying to hang themselves. And if someone is going to murder somebody, I doubt they would take the time to tie a rope around someone's twig & berries.
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May he find peace on the other side.
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Sad day for fans of Kung Fu and Kill Bill, and everything in between. The last thing I saw him hin was Crank 2. Ironic.
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Kill yourself, CobraKunt.
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The guy that played the dad in the original Land of The Lost? That show was better than Kung Fu in my opinion, yet everyone acts like Carradine changed the world with that bullshit.
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Bruce Lee did it, with emotional content.
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Jun 04, 2009 11:52:25 AM CDT
I'm tempted to start the whole great suicide debate of 2009
by seppukudkurosawa
...and say something like, "Every man and woman has a right to kill theirself," but that'd be pretty fucking low, so I won't.
And if he DID die getting his rocks off, I hope it isn't covered up and called a suicide like with Michael Hutchence. It's weird, what's considered more PC: hanging yourself or banging yourself?
By the way, someone's already added Carradine's entry to the wikipedia article on Erotic Asphyxiation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoerotic_asphyxiation#Famous_cases -
Very sad news.
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I think he was murdered. Very sad news indeed.
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Your comments made me laugh!
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That's for High Noon 2.
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I am a little bit embarrassed for him. This was not a dignified way to depart this mortal sphere for such an actor ... it's almost more fitting for a comedic actor dare I say it and I hope we don't find out that he was wearing lingerie or some such thing. Of course we can't always choose how we go out and accidents do happen. He had a great career and an interesting life though so let's give him a warrior's salute.
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some reports are citing erotic asphyxiation. i'm not trying to besmirch his memorial by mentioning that. there's only shame in sex games to people with little minds...what people do for their own pleasure is of no shame unless it hurts others.
but it does need to be addressed- how many stars and musicians have we lost to this stuff? how many have to die in mysterious or potentially embarrassing circumstances before it's made clear that it's not worth it? maybe there is one final lesson grasshopper can teach us...it's not worth it...and the people left behind do get hurt. -
I want attention. I spend my working days on a nerdy website while hardworking Americans are losing my jobs. I keep trying to make Christian Bale into a meme but it's not working. I want attention. No one liked me in high school.
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you guys at AICN always get the obits done right. Every other side and source on the web right now is cutting and pasting the same 3 paragraphs from the AP Wire.
Thanks for taking the extra time (despite the ZOMG DEY GOT SCOOPD AGIN! comments) to write what we all come here for: your thoughts.
The circumstances of his death are already being debated and discussed, but its kinda like the end of Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story where his widow narrates that "..over the years, people asked a lot of questions about the way he died, but I prefer to remember him the way he lived."
I'll take that advice, I think. David Carradine provided a LARGE wealth of entertainment for a lot of us, and for that, I'll miss seeing him on film and television. -
Respect is for mainstream media and family. We can tell it how it is-- the world lost an old haggard burn out with a perpetual hard-on for poon with a pulse, under 25. Big loss. -
he had supposedly hung himself in a closet too. well, closets aren't usually tall enough to actually suspend your body from the hanger rod in such a way to snap your neck like a western hanging. no, anytime someone 'hangs themselves' in a closet, they are using the rod as a support for autoerotic asphyxiation...ecxept for maybe Ray Coombs of family feud fame. he was like, 3 feet tall....
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Damn.
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So sad. Very unexpected.
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we loved you and will miss you good sir
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Jun 04, 2009 12:00:02 PM CDT
I feel terible for doing this: http://tinyurl.com/qex27r
by ironic_name
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I made a website no one goes to.
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Obviously pleasuring himself in a kinky way.
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"Snatch the Pebble" would be a great name for a band, btw.
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FUCK YOU, you unoriginal cunt. Its flattering you pray to the rectal prolapse in a jar that bore your ignorant ass, that you one day grow up to be me-- but seriously....drop fucking dead. Strive to be someone else-- like Neil Armstrong or Danny fucking Kaye. You don't want to be me. My life is a roadmap of pain. And you...you are just the chewed up chunk of garbanzo beans in my enema stew. Buy yourself a fucking body-bag, you sniveling sack of pancreatic cancer.
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Really, would it be as sad and interesting?
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when commiting suicide. Not that it is against the rule or something but it sounds like some bizarre sex act gone bad. suicide=shame; sex death at 72=respect
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is harry. thoughts?
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The show captured fame and celebrity perfectly. And the nuances and ramifications.
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And if 3 people go to my website and have a laugh....our work has paid off. Instead of following me around you should spend more time acquiring actual scoop and regaining the reputation you once had.
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Isn't that the sex capital of the world? You should never aven have to touch your own schlong in that town.
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I called myself names and used flowery, descriptive and crass words. I use lots of bad words to hide a writing style less original than Kevin Smith and Judd Apatow. I hate them because they're successful while I am not, and I feel I am just as talented as them. I am scared of dying alone.
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Freaked me out as a kid as it had that quirky and wonderfully weird 70's style but I grew to love it once I got pulled into Caine's story. Watched every season plus repeats and will watch it enrapt when it comes on now. Didn't much care for his work outside of that or KB but he was brilliant in KF and will be missed. I heard he was quite the hard partier back in the day too!RIP Caine!"...I hear the spring, the bird in the trees, the bees in their nest, the falcon overhead, the cicada...""Old man! How is it you can hear all these things?""Hehehe...young man...how is it you do not?"Love me some Kung Fu!!!
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Now you have the visual.
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Jun 04, 2009 12:09:55 PM CDT
Only one person has gone to my website and had a laugh...
by dannyglovers_dickbl00d
Me. Will people continue to pay attention to me? I want Mori to make me an admin on his website, even though I said I like this place because of all the freaks. Does that make me a liar, hypocrite or idiot? You decide as you continue to pay attention to me.
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When can we expect a new Script-Girl update? What happened to Yoko's Music thing? When can Vern expect to be paid a cent for the years of content he has supplied you with?These are the answers I must know.
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who are apeing the popular one, just like all those with FAMOUSPEOPLES_BODYPART nicks
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remove spaces
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Used to watch Kung Fu all the time, loved the way he kicked asses without working up a sweat, awesome show. Just such a unique screen presence, gonna miss this guy.
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I am me. I like posting outrageous conspiracies involving the head of this website as it makes me the focus of more attention and makes me feel important. I don't feel important often.
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and also a bit of a mong!Show some respect you fucking cunt....do you think you are some kinda minor celeb on these talk backs?...shut the fuck up ...the first joke was funny but wrong and now you are just a big bore....!!
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And he's already mutated into DG_DB (with "O"'s) form! Seriously wtf? Anyone know Kurt Russel's cell? Cause if anyone tries anything...we go!
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you could say he's a little "thai'd" up at the moment....
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Jun 04, 2009 12:13:59 PM CDT
DGdoublezero isn't harry. there aren't enough spelling errors
by ironic_name
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I have never once asked Drew for a position on his piece of shit Access Hollywood website. If thats what he's claiming, than he is a fucking liar.
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DannyGloverDickblood is saddest person/troll I've ever had the pleasure I've seen. I'm not even kidding in a geek way.
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after all, he bashed dickblood for running a geeky website while people in america lose jobs. that would be a bit hypocritical. Bitch! get me a slushee! and go grab some wolverine tickets i can take pics of before these guys eat me alive!
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I've heard of choking your chicken, but this is rejerkulous! Wocka, wocka, wocka!!! I'll be here all week ladies and germs. Make sure you tip your bartenders!
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http://tinyurl.com/rd8sp7
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Jun 04, 2009 12:18:57 PM CDT
Feels like I received the Five-Fingered Exploding Heart Techniqu
by spyguy
Rest In Peace, David. You were The Man.
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...he hanged himself? Whatever for?
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And goddamn it, why is David Carradine dead? The world sucks.
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Jun 04, 2009 12:20:26 PM CDT
maybe he finaly told his $cientolofag 'friends' to f off
by ironic_name
and they killed him.
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I just want people to pay attention to me. I loved it when my name was on Conan. I taped it and told all the members of my guild on WoW. The elf queen was really impressed. What do you guys think my chances are with her?
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ejecting a copy of kill bill on the other side of the world did it.
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Sad to see such a great actor die. What's with every one saying stuff about his genitals? I only heard he hung himself. Is there something I don't know that involves his dick and/or balls?
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...anything in Bankok...I would think you could pay just about anybody five bucks to massage your pink parts with kelp while you watch SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS in fast forward if you feel like it. Something's fishy...
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Ignore the fuck, Danny. Whomever he is, he lost on his first post.
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way to go danny! nobody talks about harry anymore except for harry. constantly.
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...a bit of dark comedy irony the way he went out.
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just sayin'. somebody needs to claim it. just give me credit.
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For one, I don't give Harry credit for having that kind of intelligence. And 2, Harry has defended Dickblood in another TB, one where people (mistakenly) said Dickblood had been banned. Harry reached out and said if true, it shouldn't happen bc Dickblood makes Harry laugh. He said to email him and he would help reinstate his name. So, I don't think this DoubleO Agent is him.
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remember him? other than phartegodd0 aka don murphy, he was the most unfunny troll here. hes back.
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Jun 04, 2009 12:24:59 PM CDT
...not that that's what I would do given the opportunity...
by flickapoo
...just, you know...you could. If you felt like it. That's all.
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All I did was make jokes on a man's death! How is that losing? Disrespecting the dead is full of fucking professionalism and light-trashing awesomeness! Bale Bale Bale! Me me me!
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Sad way to go.
My condolences to the Family.
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nice product placement harry!!!
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Jun 04, 2009 12:28:03 PM CDT
circle of iron was written by bruce lee and james coburn
by ironic_name
really, see it. if you have netflix, you owe it to yourself.
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Must have failed when trying to give his penis the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. Only one person ever acheived that! Michael Hutchins (sp?) of INXS fame..oh wait..he died stupidly too.
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I think Carridine said that once actually.
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this is an obit. It isn't Harry.
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Its cool you use our catch-phrases like "Professionalism" and "Light Trashing." Makes you seem more relevant with the kids, as if you're not a complete corporate/studio P.R. stooge.
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I love the internet! How else could I find attention without having anything of value to add?
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Jun 04, 2009 12:30:51 PM CDT
Out of respect fo Carradine's meth ravaged corpse....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
I'm off. This is boring. Today...Harry wins.
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the name's still available. i'm giving it away. be the next big AICN meme!
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No one else uses them outside of seven people on an obscure website... but still! We're fucking professionals! Wheeee! Do you guys think I could make it on 4chan, YouTube, or one of the other, more popular websites?
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A great talent. A huge loss. That's about all I can bring myself to write. Farewell Bill.
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Just an awesome character actor. One of my former boss' had lunch with him once. Said he was a down to earth guy. He will be missed.
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ironic_name BANGKOK DANGEROUS your own handiwork? A fitting tribute!
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That David Carradine apparently used a stack of Yellow Books to stand up upon before he did the act. He apparently did finish his jerk off prior to dying. They don't have the DNA though because apparently Danny Glovers Dick Blood (without zeroes) caught it in the mouth.
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If I was old and looking at a slowly declining comeback film career, that's how I'd want to go.
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He was mentioned on Conan? When? Is he Harry? Is he funny? Is he famous, a tad, on the Interwebs? WHO IS THIS MUTHERFUCKER?
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Circle Of Iron is a cool ass B-movie about philosophy and ass kicking, and it has a really hot naked chick in it.
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This is a sad day, but I don't buy the suicide angle. This backs up my theory:
http://www.rufkm.net/2009/06/04/david-carradines-apparent-suicide-under-investigation-staggering-amount-of-dead-ninja-found-at-scene/ -
But now that I know that a man who would spend time impersonating someone else on the internet says it is uncool, I will stop.
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Death by suicide?
Death by sexual asphyxiation gone wrong?
Death by murder/cover up?
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Damn man, that's f'd up. What was he thinking? He was in Thailand for crying out loud, where he could go out and buy any perversion he wanted for cents on the dollar. Sad.
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CobraKai I was gonna extend the hand of friendship but after the shit you've talked today you are most definitely not welcome in my dojo.
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Just for the scene of the man trying to shrivel his penis away to nothing.
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...new content would be awesome, so would cool news here.
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I was thinking about David Carradine the $cientolofag, instead of David Carradine the human being and good actor. I regret it, even thought it gave me a laugh at the time.
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Found 12 hours after he was dead at 10am. That means he was dead since 10pm the night before. The maid who found him said he was half naked.
People who kill themselves usually plan it out and make themselves look as best they can. This already looks very much like the Thai police just don't want to add to their already record worst year for tourism.
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Why would he do that?
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Actually, sir... My ID has been on for a while. However,..your stuff is constantly funny. You make John Creese proud, man. My harsh comments were in response to DGDB giving me a crane kick in the nuts. In truth,..I will not use this ID anymore with all due respect.
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ecm, DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD is a hall of mirrors in a funfair of insanity.
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he could have been into that too. and something went wrong and his hooker/rope girl fuckin' split.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-172252482711916925
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Cobra - consider the hand of friendship re-extended.
Pls keep the name though - together we will be stronger!
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Cord: How long have you been blind?
Blind Man: How long have you been blind?
Cord: I'm not blind.
Blind Man: Am I?
Cord: Do you answer every question with a question?
Blind Man: Do you question every answer?
Cord: Aww, talking to you is like talking to a wall.
Blind Man: Buddha once sat before a wall, and when he arose he was enlightened.
Cord: Do you compare yourself with Buddha?
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Regardless how you died, we enjoyed the way you lived. Thanks for the good times.
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R.I.P
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Consider it done. I'll take off the skeleton suit. I was on my way to hit him over the head with my Mongoose bicyle. I'll refrain.
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Blind Man: A fish saved my life once.
Cord: How?
Blind Man: I ate him. -
Hilariously sad, but thank goodness he took a "staggering" amount out with him.
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The Blind Man: It's hard to kill a horse with a flute.
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I too shall extend my hand. I shall accept you both as Brothers Under Bale. Yet I will always love one more than the other.
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...you still have yet to answer my question about the thing with the genitals and sexual asphixiation? What exactly happened? All I know is he hung himself.
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Chang-sha: Have you eaten? Where's your drink? Your hand is empty.
Cord: Peace.
Chang-sha: [laughs] Don't wish it on me. The whole world is in commotion and you wish me peace! I don't know what peace is, I don't want it. Don't you listen to the desert? Even when there's no wind the sand sings.
Cord: My name is Cord.
Chang-sha: Ha! You see? Cord!
[laughs]
Chang-sha: Play a Cord, strike a Cord? Even your name is a noise! What do you want, Cord? You want us to play on you? My wives can make your skin sing. -
I loved that film as a kid, will have to go back and watch that tonight. RIP Mr C
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Jun 04, 2009 12:59:53 PM CDT
Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart techniqu
by bill brasky
Let's hope it was the five point palm exploding heart technique and not autoerotic asphyxiation...or Ass Cancer.
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a career like Christopher Walken's. He had that strange but interesting presence that makes people want to put Walken in so many movies.
A lot of times I'll see a film with Walken in it just to see Walken. I'd have done the same for Carradine if he had been in more decent productions.
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In what would seem like stunt casting, all those brothers, works beautifully, and David Carradine's performance is a stand out.
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I've never heard of it until now. But those are some great quotes.
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No mention of the Yellowbook Commercials?
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...auto erotic asphyxiation involves rigging up some sort of rope system to cut off oxygen to the brain to make orgasms more intense...obviously, any number of things can go wrong...and often do. This whole thing sounds fishy to me though...
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Because i am not seeing that in any of the news reports on the net.
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And a hug... :(
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RIP David Carradine
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thats why I didnt know
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Jun 04, 2009 1:05:17 PM CDT
He was found in a wardrobe naked, with a cord around his neck.
by scriptgirl_nipples
Oh, yeah. Sounds like murder.
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but 90% of closet hangings are auoerotic...it's a good height to give you some weight and pressure but keep you near the floor. how exactly do you willingly commit suicide from a pole that's four feet off the ground, with your knees bent? he was also found half naked-aka pantsless. nobody says half naked when you have pants on, but no shirt. people who suicide try to look presentable, or just go as-is. nobody does it half naked.
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DAVIDCARRADINE'S_DICKROPE, whoever you are, you beter live up to it! ;)
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Mighty honorable of you. Apologies, man. I think I have a lot of angst due to all the Carradine talkbalk and the total disregard for the fact they are talking about a remake of RoadHouse with David Spade playing Dalton. No one is talking about that yet!
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE IT.
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I've decided.
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What a tragic loss.
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Why god did you take David Carradine but spare David Spade?
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Fake Dickbl0od = soooo twenty minutes ago.
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I don't honestly think he would rightfully kill himself like that.
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he is not YOU. So stop the failed experiment and move on. DGDB brought the noise, and you're the guy who brought the...more noise? Yeah, sorry but we already got the noise plenty. Go register Z0m-b0t.com and try again, champ.
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makes no difference. The man is dead. We enjoyed some of his work. If it was erotic, I'm sorry he didn't play carefully enough. If it was suicide, I'm sorry he felt so bad that ending his life seemed the only way out. I've been there, a couple of times. It has nothing to do with how many people love you or how much money you make. It's all about an unbalanced mind.
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...nobody wants to talk about it...the media won't mention it...everyone just says "...um, he fell" You just have to push through a little unpleasant set dressing and you're home free...
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visitors of this site will have one name interchanging 0's and O's with hyphens to distinguish the differences between them.
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He's one of my idols. He's right up there with Jim Belushi as far as I'm concerned.
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Every time I post he pops up. So he's just sitting there refreshing the screen every few seconds, staring at his monitor? Thats actually a terrifying thought.
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its still not working. nobody is laughing at your comedy stylings.
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http://video.google.com/videop lay?docid=-172252482711916925
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mark my words.
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That would be.......a horrible day.
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Be sure to sprinkle them with urine and feed them shitsaplenty, as they need that to live.
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Where did I say that should have been used? Was it in the Wolverine movie? I feel like it was an older film...
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when the corpse was asked to comment about why he decided to quit living, he remarked 'i'm too old for that shit'....lol
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I am not funny. I just want attention. That is why I returned to the talkback after I said I left it. By the way, you might have the clap. The guy I fucked last week had it.
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it fits.
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FUCK YES. (thanks)
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or is harry rifling through his mementos to see if he ever did actually encounter or by some 7th generation connection somehow associate with Carradine so that he can name drop throughout the entire thing and act like they were best friends and regail us with tales of him in his Kung-FU pajamas and luncbox performing some kung-fu in his backyard when he was still a mobile child and his parents once went to an orgy that carradine attented and how he has a signed kill bill sword he got as a pwesent from tarantino or something.....just saying, harry must really be compiling a doozy if he hasn't posted yet.
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Am I the only one who got that joke?, because it's fucking hilarious. Well played.
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And with you, no one will even QUESTION whether it's suicide, you twisted French pastry...
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We were laughing about it. I said the character should have said "Use it" and you remembered Blade. Damnit... on the edge of my brain...
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Anyone ever hear of it? Its this shitty script these guys did a commentary on. Its pretty interesting to read commentary on a script....http://tinyurl.com/ollalb
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Keep up w/ the joking, saying dumbass shit, attempting to be funny about something that isn't funny in the slightest! This person had seven kids. Three his own and four were stepchildren from other marriages. It's funny the folks who make fun of instances like this usually have karma come around and have somebody you are close to or yourself, have something terrible happen.
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But I don't remember the movie.
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Thanks for the entertainment
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Directed by Brother Keith Carradine, about a man in debt to a carnival. Premise is lame, but he kills a german shepherd, then puts it on a moving carousel. Like Old Yeller on crack.
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"You Klingon bastards..you've murdered my son"
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its just come out on dvd, at long fucking last. [unless of course, you are unemployed, or like me are in a country that hasn't released it]
I don't know how much a US dvd costs, but I'm guessing it'd be maybe ten bucks, and you get commentary, bruce lee and james coburn's original script etc. if it gets released in australia [hint: it probably won't] I'd buy it in an instant. -
Jun 04, 2009 1:27:17 PM CDT
The fact that we're all having a laugh over this...
by davidcarradines_dickrope
IS testament to David Carradine's influence and legacy. We wouldn't do it if we didn't love the guy and his work... freak that he was. :)
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I observe the people, the ordinary people. No matter what your occupation is everybody's in showbiz. Because I'm a Star and I can make you a Star. I believe that everybody's a celebrity. And we've all got personality and individuality. We all read lines and we all act a part. We all need a script and an audience to play to. No matter what you do or who you are, everybody's a star.
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I actually met him several years back. A VERY nice guy, friendly, down to earth, but never saw him without a drink in his hand. A friend of mine in NYC often saw him - always exiting the local pub. I can only wonder if that might have played a part in it all...
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is one of my favorite scenes of any movie.
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Jun 04, 2009 1:30:15 PM CDT
Anyone know how to get stains out of hemp???
by davidcarradines_dickrope
Just askin'...
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Holy shit, what insane confluence of genre masters is this movie? I must buy it. But I'm gonna guess they wouldn't give it those cool features you mentioned.
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multiplied like fucking Mogwai. 00 and O0 can both jerkoff with a cheese grater.
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it's finally hitting me that this cool dude is dead. fuck.
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But perhaps a little practice using a computer is in order?
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Jun 04, 2009 1:38:16 PM CDT
"Tie 2 birds together. though they have 4 wings, they cannot fly
by ironic_name
the region 1 dvd has "a DVD-Rom feature of the first draft of the original script by Lee, Coburn and Silliphant."
lucky basterds.
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I mean why would someone of means hangs themselves in the closet? Of all the ways to kill yourself? And the whole auto-asphyxiation thing doesn't make a whole lot of sense either (especially in Thailand). Either way, it's pretty shitty news. Kung Fu was a very special show for me. It led me to a study of Taoism, the only religion/philosophy I have much respect for.
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He couldn't find the number to suicide prevention on yellowbook.com
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In a 2004 interview dug up by the Telegraph Newspaper, the 72-year-old actor revealed that he once considered shooting himself, saying: "Look, there was a period in my life when I had a single action Colt 45, loaded, in my desk drawer. And every night I'd take it out and think about blowing my head off, and then decide not to and go on with my life. Put it back in the drawer and open up the laptop and continue writing my autobiography or whatever. But it was just to see."
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grasshopper finally reached his destination
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I can't see a different person co-starring with Chuck than David Carradine. This news sucks.
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If memory serves, that was the plot of an old Hellblazer issue.
Anyway, seeing as how I haven't said it yet, David and his brothers (not to mention his father) brought some serious cool to the screen- silver and otherwise. I'll miss having him around. -
Jun 04, 2009 1:44:51 PM CDT
David is sitting in a bar in Heaven playing pool with Bruce
by ironic_name
and Brandon.
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He came full circle, and he played the blind master in that one.
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No one is ever really gone. They are just no longer humans on this Earth.
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I think some dvd buying is in order.
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great Carradine moment in Kill Bill 2, when he's making the sandwich for the The Bride's daughter who he's raised, telling the story about the goldfish she accidentally killed. Awesome. RIP.
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Another cool motherfucker gone. Damn!
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are awesome. goodnight.
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And his work. Whatever happened.
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Condolences to his friends and family, you will be missed David.
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I've heard numerous stories of kids dying from playing this "choking game". Is that what they think he was doing, or was it a straight-up suicide?
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but The name of the movie he was in at the time of his death was called"Stretch"
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An incredibly sad loss! Although he has performed in some fantastic movies, I'll always remember his (rather random) appearance in Waxwork 2. A sad day indeed...
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Wonder if the Bangkok hotel will charge more for using that room?
'For just $10 extra you can hang your coat where David Carradine hung himself.'
If they did do that it would be a sick and despicable thing to do. -
But seriously, I wake up this morning and hear this horrible news. Deeply saddened and he will be missed. His performance in Kill Bill is one of my all time favorites in the past decade (flame me later, trolls). He'll be missed.
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You can bet that Thai hotel manager's already thinking about the idea though. Greedy bastard.
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Jun 04, 2009 1:58:08 PM CDT
You wan' massage? You wan' me too fluff peeeelow?
by dannyglovers_dickblood
You wan' hang by neck n' cock?!
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"rope found round his neck and genitals"
It could still be suicide. He just wanted 'little David' to check out at the same time as big David. -
I aims to please...
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Jun 04, 2009 2:03:35 PM CDT
I'm surprised Merrick didn't mention The Long Riders
by seppukudkurosawa
Although my favourite David Carradine moment will always be that little cameo he did in The Long Goodbye as Elliot Gould's cellmate. Oh yeah, he was pretty awesome in Ingmar Bergman's The Serpent's Egg, too.
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He should have done meditation cd's
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And there...
Top thread has been reached. We put you on top where you belong David, you dirty, dirty old man. -
shouldn't laugh but gotta
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Trust me... I KNOW. :)
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You know what, considering the circumstances I think you have to laugh.
Many people say they want funerals to be happy celebrations not depressing ordeals, and in that spirit I think we're giving ol' Dave a good send off. -
The artist now known as DAVIDCARRADINES_DICKROPE I have to ask - who were you formally known as?
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Sucky way to go out....I am bummed
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The Jimmy Page of acting I think...
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Starring the then unknown actor Clifton Collins Jr. as Tack! Clifton Collins Jr. would later be in the same film with Carradine. Crank High Voltage. Clifton Collins Jr. was also in Star Trek this year, playing Ayel. The one Kirk throws over the edge of that platform. I love that shot.
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It was Lee's concept for Kung Fu but the idiot studio execs didn't feel that an Asian was good enough to have a leading role. Thus David got the part. And the 90's "updated" version was even more laughable. besides that, he was good in KB 1 & 2.rest in peace asshopper.
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/carradine1.html
Check it out.
The auto-erotic death by misadventure is looking more and more likely.
"Marina accused Carradine of "deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly"" -
...years ago in like 1998 or 1999. He was doing some sort of interview with two people (a man and a woman) from TBS (not "Dinner and a Movie", but something similar) as part of their afternoon programming block. They were by an upright pool, and David commented that it was dreadfully hot outside while they were talking. One of the hosts said something funny like, "So I take it you want to swim in the pool? I don't think the producers intended for any of us to take a dip." and Carradine said, "I'll go in if you will, my friend." and the next thing you know David Carradine is tossing his wallet and keys on the table, pulled off his shirt, and dove into the pool to cool off, the male host jumping in after he had tossed aside his sports coat and pinned microphone. The female host just stood there ashast as John Carradine and this other guy were just splashing around in the water and relaxing. To me, that cemented how awesome John Carradine was. Just an ordinary guy who never took himself TOO seriously and was not afraid to be himself, even if there were cameras rolling.
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My thoughts are with his family and friends.
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...reminds me of a young Rosie O'Donnell
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...would you allow him to babysit your kids if he was a family friend?http://tinyurl.com/pzck3u
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Jun 04, 2009 2:19:10 PM CDT
deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Sounds like my Prom. Jesus Christ what a fucking nightmare.
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I find that sexy.
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You guys never masturbated before? And if you do that now think about what you will do when you're 72? It doesn't seem like a big deal to me. Embarassing, but it doesn't take anything away from the image I've always had of him. Unless you he had an image to you where you thought he was an infallible saint, which is stupid anyway.
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Jun 04, 2009 2:21:18 PM CDT
"Bill" did not commit suicide. "Autoerotic Asphyxiation" did him
by badwaldo s revenge
BBC initially published an *early* report that said David had rope around his neck AND genitals. Then changed to replace "genitals" with "body."
I seriously doubt David would off himself intentionally because of depression or stress. Remember, he was still involved in the shooting of the latest movie. A big insurance liability if an actor dies suddenly while the film is half-complete.I'm sure as a private sex addict, David practiced the risky yet very pleasurable act in the past. Dozens of times and survived. Something went wrong that killed him at the ripe old age of 72.David lived his life to the fullest and that's the greatest accomplishment anyone has to enjoy the fruits of life. And he departed this world after a mind-blowing orgasmic pleasure. -
This is not your father's Carradine.
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Jun 04, 2009 2:22:10 PM CDT
snatched his last pebble (in more ways than one)
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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or was that somebody else?
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According to his ex-wife anyway.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/carradine1.html
Marina accused Carradine of "deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly"
If true, my money is on his daughter, Calista. -
Kudos you dirty old man, hope you had a good time before leaving *thumbs up*
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Jun 04, 2009 2:24:04 PM CDT
how much will his last load go for on ebay?
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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I read thru the first couple parts of this, you fucking loser nerd shut ins who get your kicks on being tough and witty guys online need to take a step back and look at your pathetic selfs in the mirror. and fuck you dickblood I remember how you get all serious when it came to politics and issues such as roman poloski , you put away your shtick and would be like this is not something to joke about , this stuff is serious, so a mans death isnt serious cause he was in a Quentin Tarantino film,! You have a seriously deranged grudge you fucking has been thats never been, this site and you lowlife talkbackers disgust me.
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BrightEyes, chill. You know the old saying 'I didnt know whether to laugh or cry', well in this instance, with the circumstances being as they are, I think laughter is the best option.
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we are all on this world just trying to make our way, one less person means more resources and oxygen for the rest of uslife doesn't really matter, his death effcts nothing on this planet at all, we are all just trying to eat and breed
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Go hang yourself.
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Your site is hilarious man.
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Excuse me a moment *steps into closet*
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D.Vader, I hope you're not bashing one out in there.
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...present. And nowing is half the battle.
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I totally forgot that was Eli Wallach. I just remember him talking about how he has to get rid of his penis.
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So feel free to call me out on my pathetic life. One thing I know for sure though....I would never fuck my own daughter and die in some shit hotel in the sex trade slums of Bangkok with a noose around my shriveled dick.
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First on this thread. I had to.........
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Not that the alternative is any better, but let's hope it was not suicide.
Fame and fortune is not enough, true happiness is found in healthy relationships with one another and the one who made you.
I hope you found peace at the end of your journey Mr. Carradine. You've provided years of entertainment and genre fun. -
Soap on a rope, Bill was on dope, his cock was tied up and the cord was being pulled by three ninjas. Seriously I think Bruce Lee did it. He's been waiting in a mountian with Bin Laden and a team of hardcore ninjas plotting to kill him in the most hysterical way possible. Bruce may be dead but he's been real pissed off all these years, for trashing Kung Fu and the Golden Flute. Don't fuck with Bruce Lee. Even his ghost can kill, as proven today. Anyway this is really sad news, sadder than Michael Hutchins chewing a tangerine and spewing his dead man juice all over the hotel room floor. I hope U2 do a tribute song to Bill as he was a much better actor than that the Inxs frontman was. Seriously though this is one fucked up way to go. Anyway I'd love to stop and chat some more but I've a craving to listen to some Joy Division and eat some fruit, tie my neck real tight and shoot my load all over the maid.
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if he didn't at least finish.
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Funny site man....just added it to my bookmark toolbar
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Check back gents.
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Clearly up to no good.
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Jun 04, 2009 2:45:51 PM CDT
I do pray he did at least finish before choking to death.
by alucardvsdracula
At least we can take comfort in that thought.
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Your fan club is exploding!
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No offense Danny, but that was my favorite part of your site. Hopefully he will have his section up and running again soon.
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You are asking people to show respect, whilst calling them fags?
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You are asking people to show respect, whilst calling them fags?
You are a waste of humanity. -
What were you saying, Cobra Kai?
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Just wondering. And is there any footage of him doing her? Just for professional research reasons I'd like to know. Not that I'm condoning grasshopper incest but I would still like to watch. That's all.
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For some crazy all-caps titles.
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In case any of you wanted to know.
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Jun 04, 2009 2:53:03 PM CDT
makes me wonder how Chuck Norris will go...
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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Bastards.
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Is this her?http://tinyurl.com/qse6cm
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Jun 04, 2009 2:55:53 PM CDT
Chuck Norris will die while buttfucking Mike Huckabee....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
In a hotel room in Phoenix, Arizona.
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Jun 04, 2009 2:58:04 PM CDT
THE CHINESE SHOULD SCREAM PRAISE FOR THOSE STUDENT PROTESTORS
by bringingsexyback
instead of cowering to the corrupt fucks in the Communist Party. They wouldn't be where they are now without Tianenmen. The whole country is a bunch of ingrates.
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Clearly a case of Autoerotic asphixiation. No one wants to commit suicide in a hotel closet in Thailand, but smothering oneself and furiously masturbating is completely understandable. Embarassing way to die, but better than suicide.
To honor the man I plan to beat off while watching his Kill Bill death scene on loop with some saran wrap over my mouth, perhaps waterboarding with semen. Don't judge me we all grieve in our own way... -
That says all martial arts actors must go nuts when they get old? Norris, Carradine, Seagal...all of them are not playing with a full deck.
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Jun 04, 2009 2:59:51 PM CDT
DGDB- there will also be a Total Gym involved...
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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i normally would just pay my respects, but the way he died, that's just too weird. that last act just totally fucked his legacy. i blame tarantino
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Pretty sad news, he was always interesting to watch. I'll be raising a pint glass to his memory later.
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Jun 04, 2009 3:00:34 PM CDT
Deviant Total Gym sexual acts that led to death.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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If I had the slightest idea who the fuck they are.
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I came out to Austin from LA for QT5 in '01 and was present for Mr. Carradine's appearances. He was both extremely human and friendly while at the same time bold and larger than life. At one boastful moment he told the crowd that he was "a rock star more than anything else" and "would have been brilliant at anything he had tried in life." What a great quote.
I was not a fan of KUNG FU before that fest, but I own and love all the DVD sets now. A wonderful show that contains amazing philosophy. Check it out if you haven't!
Sorry to see you leave us, David.
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Jun 04, 2009 3:03:45 PM CDT
Ok, no country is perfect and America is far from Utopia
by continentalop
But China, they scare the shit out of me. No really. They got that swinging dick syndrome where they are finally now a world power again after a 1,000 years and feel the need to prove it to the rest of the world. For everyone who complains about American jingoism, China has got us beaten a 1,000 times. If the Dixie Chicks had been Chinese, they wouldn't have been cut from a bunch of stations playlist, they probably would be dead right now, and killed by the citizens and not the Government.
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http://tinyurl.com/oewqft
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...about Civil Liberties being stepped on. Uhhhhh try to search the fucking internet in China.
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http://tinyurl.com/qse6cm
Yeah, that's her. Though the picture doesn't do her justice.
Find some pics where she was dressed as Mata Hari. It's clear David had a bit of a fixation with her. He filmed her for 20 years, to make a definitive Mata Hari movie. -
another of his finer works.
"and that will be the story of you." -
This is all your fault!
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like chris farley's did..his were gross but caradine's will be funny because he's weiner will be hanging out
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Jun 04, 2009 3:10:46 PM CDT
Kung Fu was an important show...
by elvispresleehorsleyharveyoswaldoprahwinf
Carradine was pretty fucking great as Caine.
Condolences to his family and close friends.
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What the fuck? Does the family need to fix their leaky roof like Capone?
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Jun 04, 2009 3:12:39 PM CDT
HOW COME YELLOWBOOK.COM DOESN'T HAVE AN OBIT FOR HIM?
by bringingsexyback
The ingrates are everywhere it seems.
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Anyone who offs themselves with people to pick up the pieces is a cocksucker. everyone is stuck thinking, oh man, if I had said this he would still be here. Fuck him.
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was the name of the Woody Guthrie story that Carradine was in. It was directed by Hal Ashby, and it is a great movie. It was nominated for Best Picture, along with Rocky, Taxi Driver, Network and All the Presidents Men.
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Toss him in the Mekong already. All he ever did was steal a role from Bruce. What else did he accomplish? I never watched any of the Kill Bill movies and I think my life is richer for it.
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Did I type that right?
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http://tinyurl.com/5q3h9b"Your love, prayers and support are appreciated most but if you would like to make a donation please do so here."
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If Titbag never posts again, we can assume it was him.
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a fucked up ending for anyone in the limelight?
it sure in the hell doesn't sound like a suicide. it might have been an accidental death, but it sure in the hell wasn't a suicide. -
And GOLD in Lone Wolf McQuade.
And if he went out in full freak fashion, more power to him. At least he didn't take anybody with him (not counting the mini-Caine swimmers that got stuck to the carpet). -
Jun 04, 2009 3:18:08 PM CDT
Maybe you can order a pair of Calista's panties....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
...autographed in blood by her Father-- for a small donation of $50.
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Carradine does deserve recognition for that. Plus he was good in his little cameo in Mean Streets and as Frankenstein in Death Race 2000.
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He once confessed he thought his own daughter was hot. I know it was him.
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Send a sperm sample an they can stow it in the closet with the rest of his spunk.
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I left a heartfelt messsage on their board.
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Dead sperm donations.
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Please send your donations there, sperm or otherwise.
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Last page of comments..."Good riddance. Little boys across Thailand feel safer already."
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Fuck it I'd definately shag the ass off her ESPECIALLY if she'd came out of my pee pee hole in the first place. Incest is the new homosexuality, just like Pedophillia, necropillia and horse fucking. Man that sick fucker knew how to party. Seriously I would have loved to have gone to one of that mad cunt's fucked up party's. Man, bring booze, coke and your daughters. Someone HAS to make an NC17 version of his life story, it'll be balls to the wall hardcore butfuckingtastic. RIP dude.
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That's why I post here instead.
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hehe!
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You need to write the FORWARD in Carradine's Biography. No really...you do.Email these people here:professionalinquiries@david-carradine.com
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Jun 04, 2009 3:30:50 PM CDT
Carradine to remake 7 Daughters for 7 Fathers....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
...this time it takes place in Thailand. Thank fuck he had just finished shooting.
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Too bad for sexual devients who've hung themselves. Think of all the fun they'll be missing. This freaky story is the coolest thing I've heard in years. God bless his perverted rotten soul. I hope when I die I come back as this demented kung fu fighter.
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When Biel is holding the dead blind chick.
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I'm trying to tie a knot over here.
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Thanks though. I meant, I was discussing some movie I felt could have beenbetter. And when someone was pissed off or sad or something... I can't remember the movie... I said that someone should have told the character "USE IT," and then we started laughing about Blade III.
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...stagger dizzyly around the room bumping into things and knocking shit over...it never made me want to touch my weener though.
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Jun 04, 2009 3:42:32 PM CDT
Death Spunk is when you cum in the mouth of a corpse.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
And have your lady friend suck it out with a straw.
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have I laughed so much at a talkback.
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but what a damned ridiculous way to go out. RIP I guess
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This may be a good time to warn about the dangers of masturbating while a rope is tied around your neck. Masturbation is completely normal, but the dangers of squeezing all of the blood out of your head and into the penis are well documented. Although it may add 5-7 inches, it's just not worth the risk.
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Jun 04, 2009 3:46:40 PM CDT
David Carradine would have used his GIANT FLUTE to suck it out
by d.vader
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Uhhhh dude. Its well worth the fucking risk.
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Oh dear lord satan you are too good to us, that IS FUCKING GENIUS. I can't wait to see how they market his final PERFORMANCE with that title. Can't... stop... laughing.......
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IN THAILAND, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ASPHYXIATE.
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I thought that was some other loonie, and TitBag was relatively new to this area?
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...to play ONE NIGHT IN BANKOK at my funeral..it's kind of obvious and trite...but it's my last will and testament.
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MUST appear on his headstone.
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We need him here.
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I feel like Pai Mei after being insulted by the monk on the pass, "Inconsolable".
I also suspect foul play. The only way I can even fathom David Carradine killing himself is if he had just been diagnosed with some horrible terminal disease. Even then it just doesn't seem to fit.
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I feel all kinds of chills reading that word. Yucky!
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I can only say-How dare he? He's a fucking Carradine, for fuck's sake. I am so fucking pissed off right now. Then again, when you're 72, do what you want. Go how you wanna go. Fuck! So conflicted!
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Jun 04, 2009 3:58:34 PM CDT
I like posting here. It's like my own forgotten kingdom...
by dannyglovers_dickbl00d
filled with people not hip enough to move on to a better, more relevant site.
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Its being reported...and God...I hope this isn't true...that Carradine was accidentally killed through autoerotic asphixation. The rope was tied around his neck and genitals...again...not completely confirmed but being reported by the BBC
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...when I was a kid I came across a grainy b/w photo of a bunch of naked hanged guys from WWII in a textbook. Anyway, I was alarmed to see that their weiner shnitzels were MUCH bigger than mine...someone finally explained to me that when someone is left hanging blood pools in the extremities etc...etc... True story I'm sorry to say.
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Or the Jerusalem Post. Amateurs!
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Jun 04, 2009 4:00:18 PM CDT
Some 72 year olds are killed driving their car into oncoming tra
by vic twenty
Carradine was playing his skin violin.
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are essentially Chuck Norris jokes, a meme that was dead in the water four years ago. Please do not pay attention to my using something off of Something Awful to get followers here. You guys are the only thing I have in this lonely, lonely world of mine.
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Glorious obit.
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how's hitfix going there mcweeny? Ban him now.
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Stood behind Mori and said the classic line "To smell the man is to know the man."
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I'm gone for 3 minutes and you appear?FUCK!
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He can laugh at dead David. But God help you if you were to tell an Obama joke. Then you're a mean, racist, Republican shithead. And the all caps subjects still make me giggle.
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Jun 04, 2009 4:03:31 PM CDT
GIANT PIG will continue the tradition of playing the GIANT FLUTE
by d.vader
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I talk smack on a talkback anonymously instead of contributing something to the world or trying to make real life friends. A pussy is me!
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....gun on the female's temple "SUCK MY DICK....NOW."
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Just sayin what u all thinkin
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Or does he have, had, one?
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Is there any other kind?
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A good day for Thai children is only 5 assfuckings.
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bloody classic Walter Hill western. should be required reading. rip david.
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That guy is younger than me, richer than me, and will be remembered at his passing. I'm just as funny as him! Where are my millions of dollars, legions of fans and critical acclaim? Where? ...where?
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Yes the creepy pedo Republican.
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Who is this troll? See? This is why I'm nice to everyone.
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No one make fun of his. President Obama is the greatest leader ever and his continuation of many of W's policies is the exact thing this nation needs. To criticize him is to criticize Bale himself, and if you do that I will trash your fucking lights because I'm a fucking professional!
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....he used to be his arch-nemesis Morbid Obesity.
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Fill it to the Brim.
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Jun 04, 2009 4:11:33 PM CDT
Wait a minute...Obama is not a pimple on Bale's ass.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Get that straight.
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How's prison?
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Your post is entirely accurate. You get no objections from me.
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The last known person seen with Carradine in the hotel.
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He is like that kid in Kindergarten who just repeats anything you say. The only remedy is a slap upside the head, but the Interwebs haven’t figured that functionality out yet.
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the wanna be king of comedy
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Another fist, ready to trash some lights.
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Bale is always in control. In control of trashing lights.
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He yells at them to get what he fucking understands.
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GIANT PIG!!!
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He waits.
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Great series. Stands up beautifully 30 years later....
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This is so that he can quickly respond to comments on his Twitter.
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David Carradine obiturary = funniest talkback of the Summer.
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Jun 04, 2009 4:22:51 PM CDT
Christian Bale can drag a horse to water and make him drink.
by dannyglovers_dickbl00d
He can't make BringingSexyBack clever, though. Everyone has limits. Sorry, bro!
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OK, so you dig suffocating yourself, and that gets you off. I mean, shit too bad for you, but why wrap the cord around his balls? Doesn't that just HURT?
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He already does.
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when Hollywood does it, I call them on their fucking shit. When I do it, people love it! Bale bless AICN!
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The Carradine family are asking for donations so they can create a charity dedicated to educating the public about the dangers of 'wangulation'.
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Me, DGDB?! But I'm the biggest troll on here! I hate everything others enjoy! Apatow! Cameron! Smith! Originality! This site itself! (Still waiting on the black box, Mori!) How will I ever face the day knowing the obese and greasy COCKNASTY_BUTTSTANK doesn't like the guy whose handle-type he blatantly ripped off? WWWWWWWWWhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy????????????????
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if he was, every joke would be preceeded by 3 paragraphs of unecessary rambling leading into the joke....
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Can't believe it. Sometime I catch Kung Fu or the Legend Continues on TV but can't help to watch. What a shame that he had to kill himself.
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sound like you're appropriating the Dos Equis commercials. Not too original if that's what you mean?
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Jokes about 1980s pop culture is just as relevant now as it was in 2002! Keep on truckin'! Bale blesses you.
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....you claim I don't like anything original, and you cite Apatow and Smith as your examples? Uhhhhh, really? Okay. If they represent originality in Hollywood-- you're right. I fucking hate originality.
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I'm appropriating Chuck Norris facts. Much older and more stale than Dos Equis. Give DGDB hackery more credit than that!
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John Carridine, who was a tremendous actor (See Grapes of Wrath) and ended up hacking his way through grade Z horror movies.
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Mori telling jokes is like listening to Dennis fucking Miller.
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Was this another Michael Hutchence wank-fest kinda thing, or what?
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I'll try. May be a stretch though, but I'll try.
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That's my thing! When you're ironic 24/7 you never have to put yourself out there or be brave! When Bale does a pushup, he's not pushing himself up, but pushing the Earth down. I love it! Check out AintitBaleNews if you love my cheeky chicanery!
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Long Riders barfight. My all-time fave western.
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He just realized that he wasn't Asian. Poor guy.
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Jun 04, 2009 4:35:21 PM CDT
Every old TV show has the episode of the hero confronting...
by flickapoo
...an impersonator...we the audience know, but the other characters never seem to catch on...oh, the teeth gnashing frustration! Usually in season three I'd say...
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Jun 04, 2009 4:35:37 PM CDT
Do you guys think I'll get to be on a DVD commentary?
by dannyglovers_dickbl00d
Maybe for "Funny People"! Apatow will invite me up just to "stir some shit" and then when talking to him, a grudging respect will be born. Then, I'll get to quit my boring office drone job and make movies!
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Disclaimer: 'funniest talkback of the summer'*
*This comment does not encompass or validate fakebl00d, who is embarassing himself with his persistent 'shitness' while simultaneously getting a hard-on over the fact that he's never had this much attention on these boards before. -
You know, when you are putting down someone for not being funny and being unoriginal, it is probably not a good idea to be less funny and original than he ever was.
In other words, all you are doing is defeating your own purpose: you are making DGDB look better and better each time you talk. -
My hackery can go back decades if it fucking well wants to! Now don't make me trash your fucking lights! 23-skiddoo!
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I can tell when you hand the keyboard over to your little girlfriend.....it gets a little less funny. But please continue.
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Oh, by the way, ban DGZREO
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I'm already the most popular talkbacker here, which is already like saying I'm the most handsome guy at the burn ward!
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Jun 04, 2009 4:38:41 PM CDT
Stuntcock Mike, I think I am gonna change the TWILIGHT TB
by continentalop
To Coke, Booze and Wangulation.
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You'll need to include some "wit" into your online act here and maybe throw in a bad joke like I just did above every once in a while just to stir things up and not take yourself to seriously. Now me on the other hand...I don't think my dry wit has been touched yet on these forums and people have not realized how funny my posts actually are. I'm waiting for it though. I am funny, you know?
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and it doesn't smell good. This just doesn't sit right.
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Was in a movie last year called "My Suicide". o_0
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Jun 04, 2009 4:40:20 PM CDT
Ban me? Keep the people talking shit on a dead guy?
by dannyglovers_dickbl00d
You're funny, TwatwaffleMike! Not as funny as me though! I'm really close to trashing your fucking lights! What don't you fucking understand?
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Who is this fakebl00d you keep talking about?
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with a thumbnail sized hit in my sinus' and a 1-3/4 thick rope tied around my neck.
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"TwatwaffleMike" did get a chuckle out of me.
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Last night I got so drunk I blew Chunks. My dog's name is Chunks. Happy? What's funny about that joke is that while I don't blow dogs, I do get drunk to forget the constant crushing depression I go through every waking hour. Ha ha!
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That Caradine's a real swinger.
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You posted to be shocking and the shocking thing is that you double post like a retard! Ha ha! Jokes on you! Bale poops in your mouth.
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...nothing like a little failed "Autoerotica" to brighten the day. LOL
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It pretty easy. Most of these TBers do it without trying. God bless em'.
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O.K. I actually cracked up there Zero. Good show.
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About how three men ODed and two others died of autoerotic asphyxiation while on an internet forum discussing TWILIGHT: NEW MOON.
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Underoos the dull troll who's faked Danny's name for attention, bl00d instead of blood.
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I went from really sad hearing he died to really angry that he committed suicide to completely thunderstruck. The thought of a 72 year old man masterbating in a closet is horrible enough but when is is David Carradine its nearly impossible to process. Forget Kill Bill and Kung Fu, now he will be remembered for how ridiculously he died.
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RIP, Grasshopper. You will be missed.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mw5zyoWdmI
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K. shit. I jumped in the forums late.
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It is just that good of name.
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Jun 04, 2009 4:47:50 PM CDT
How is it hard to process Carradine jerking off in a closet?
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Seriously. He seems like a dirty old man. Whats hard to process about that?
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Lulz forever and ever!
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... This kid twisted his own balls whilst attempting a high-kick. Muthafucker went white as a sheet and screamed and screamed and screamed. Kung Fu has a lot to answer for.
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Underoos, you should skin up a big one and then read this tb from the start.... it's a goodie!
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Should be on any list of great David Carradine movies. IMHO, the best movie about James/Younger gang ever and one of the best Westerns ever.
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I find that if you read words, it helps in understanding. Ahem. WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!
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Stuntcock, you should take Twatwaffle as a 'second identity'.
Play trolls off 'good cop bad cop style'. You know be your normal easy going self, and then BAM - Twatwaffle shows up and kicks them in the cunts. -
When I was in high school, this kid fell down the stairs and one of his nuts was sent upward into his stomach. It does happen!
Now everytime I fall down I double check those babies are still a pair.
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I have a book on "how to read" so I understand plenty.
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If autoerotic asphyxiation adds 5-7 inches are your penis length, why was Carradine called "Grasshopper"?
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Nah, Conti wants it. I've already got an alternate that I break out every month or two when I'm feeling spicy.
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autoerotic asphyxiation? It's widely practiced. The secret is to tie the knots correctly or to have someone there who can help you if you pass out. Play with care, folks, and never forget your safe word.
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Apparently autoerotic asphyxiation adds 5-7 inches to your neck.
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I think it would be more fitting with you. I do hear you make a mean Twat waffle.
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Star of 100 movies, legendary TV star, has been in the business for 4 decades, and then dies naked in a closet in Tawain jerking off. Man, I guess God does have a sense of humor.
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My favorite breakfast is stuffed twatwaffles with creamed haddock.
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Was finnaly punished for pretending to be Asian. This is why I never pull at my eyes and make faces at Asian people.
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Carradine's 'safe word' was more of a sentence...
"Gaghhh... put my wallet down... you fucking lady boy cuuuuuunt...gaaaaa" -
But he is coming up with some good names. COCKHUNGRY_BUTTFUCK ain't bad.
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....Pwee ten thu be Asian onna AinitaCoor Tarkback.
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Age 96
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shih_Kien -
http://twitchfilm.net/site/view/shek-kin-dead-at-age-96/
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...philosophysing with a straight face after this.........."A man who has no skill can be taught. A man who has no honor has nothing ... You must guard your honor, it is the most precious possession you will ever have. It is the one thing that can never be taken from you." O well...
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Mr Han of 'Bullshit Mr Han man' fame?
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I want you to be popular and well-known like me, instead of forgotten and barely noticeable.
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...years of wandering" Um...apparently so...
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Anybody seen Vern's website in the last couple of hours? It's, like, totally, down.
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Mike gets TwatwaffleMike and COCKNASTY gets COCKHUNGRY_BUTTFUCK, but I get COCKBAG_TAINTLICK? Doesn't even sound like Continentalop.
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This has to be the worst way to go. After you drop from the chair you have a few moments before you die to reflect on what a stupid decision you've just made. Hell I can't stand it when I make a "typo", realize it ant the last minute after I've hit the post button. *** goes back through this post and checks for mipellings ***
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'Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the cum-stained end of Carradine and it will see the end of Mr Han Man too.'
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goddamnit!!!!!!!!!!!
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S'back.
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And Underoos Hero wins the day! Huzzah! This site is like a mobius strip of craziness. I am an addict.
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I'm sorry to hear it-didn't realize he was 72! Dang. Of course we all grew up watching this man on Kung-Fu or showing up on old TV Westerns or whatever. Whomever said 'Small death for a Big Actor'-yes indeedie. Watch his good stuff and think of him that way, fondly.
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Dude, I really want all the cool kids (You know who you are) to like me too. You're trying just a little too hard, dude. Plus, you're really confusing me. Please stop it.
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Lived to be 96, though. That's pretty damn cool.
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He was really almost mythological to me with I watched Kung Fu repeats when I was 6. Then again, so was HR Puff n Stuf and those freaks on New Zoo Revue. As I got older, his silly exploits on the horrible Kung Fu: The Next Generation or whaever it was called really made me laugh. Some skinny 60 year old guy beating the crap out of strapping young 25 year olds who outweighed him by 100 pounds via his use of weak ass tai chi moves was a laugh riot. Seriously though, sad to see him go.
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Are now in Purgatory high fiving each other on the "best high" they could ever achieve. "Wow dude that was soooo awesome!" I can't believe it took 72 years for me to get it." "You did well grasshopper." Hutchence says to Caradine.
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This is terrible. I love David Carradine. Kung Fu is one of my favorite shows. David, you will be missed.
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Can't decide. Any of you Balebackers care to weigh in?
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I knew it
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Badguy from ENTER THE DRAGON > badguy from KILL BILL.
I'm hijacking this obit for Mr Han Man!
"Your fight with the guards was magnificent. Your skills are EXTRA-ordinary" -
...how can he still call himself a man?" - Caine
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here try this: http://tinyurl.com/efrhn I hear it works best alone.
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We need more movies where professional bodybuilders pretend to be robots.
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If a man sees a shlong and does nothing...This means he's not gay. Unless it's his own turkey wrap and then he just has poor hygiene.
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as in a 72 year old has-been jerking himself off in a closet to death. But seriously, what's with the two DGDB impersonators?one with 2 zeros and the other with a zero and a "O".It seems Danny Boy has more fans than he could imagine.
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He gives new meaning to the phrase choking the chicken
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Ted, he was a professional but he went out like an amateur. So I think on balance he's a semi-pro.
Mr Han Man on the other hand was as Professional as they come. -
You should google for Mr. Olympia events in your area or maybe your neighborhood YMCA has a public pool.
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....Then you can catch eye of some little oiled up black kids.
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You know it to be so.
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...is a waste of the body. To be not alone, without one to love, is a waste of the soul." Either way, go easy on the autoerotic asphyxiation.
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...but if the ways of others include autoerotic asphyxiation...laugh all you want.
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standard, run of the mill "meat-beating" might not cut it anymore...
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About five years ago, he was mumbling to himself while doing Crosswords. I could barely make out his words that he was mouthing. Little would I know that years later he would go out in style, hanging himself and his 72 year old penis, and trying to get his rocks off. What a way to go, "auto-erotic asphyxiation" as they say. I would have been content with some Bangkok Hooker. Oh well.
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While there was foul play afoot, it was definitely not THAT kind of foul play. Dear God David! WTF
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I realized he was the old asian dude,Then I find out about this.
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Also does anyone else wish they would bring back that show where the girl was from outer space and she could touch her index finger tips together to make time stop or something? Doug McClure was in it. If that was back on TV I would watch it.
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in the talkback hall of fame.
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By Michaele Hutchence. So slide over here, and give me some rope. My meat is so raw. I have to tie this rope. I have to tie this rope. You'll be surprised what you find.....
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put it in the closet, and just slap a big hall of fame on that damn door
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Michael Hutchence and David Carridine are now in Purgatory high fiving each other on the "best high" they could ever achieve. "Wow dude that was soooo awesome!" I can't believe it took 72 years for me to get it." "You did well grasshopper." Hutchence says to Caradine.
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Being unfunny, unimaginative and Republican are dead giveaways.
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I'll be re-posting some of my highlights for those who don't read through the whole TB. **looks off into the room and thinks about what a good idea that is**
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I voted for change, too. Just disappointed that it didn't change enough. Plus, I know that giving liberals shit really gets you into SERIOUS BUSINESS mode. And DGDB is all about the lulz. I'm off to fuck your mom. Ciao!
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That they will be doing a benefit show for David Caradine. They'll kick the show off with "Suicide Blonde."
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Bangkok IS Dangerous.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=923LqU89- SU
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Add DGD00 to the pile.
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That's what reports on imdb are claiming now. When will celebs learn to do this with a partner and not by themselves?
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KBv1 WASN'T him at his most masochistic.
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If not, it was a waste, right? A waste of rope.
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The best joke I'll make all day.
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I checked out Wikipedia, and found Shih Kien, Han in "Enter the Dragon" has also died. So, who's next in the Martial Arts world?
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I'm Sorry.
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someone who has asked to speak in memory of David.... Mr. Dannyglovers_dickblood. (Six guys stand up slowly from different areas of the church. One of them looks like he's going to attack the others) - Close up on him scowling. Cue music, commercial. "Vivaaaaa, Viagra..."
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'300' is without question my favorite movie. I nearly burst through my stonewashed denim cut-offs the first time I saw it. Please sir, can I have some more?
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If only Carradine's balls could say the same.
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......DID HE MANAGE TO CLIMAX BEFORE DEATH? BECAUSE IF NOT, IT WAS A BIT OF A WASTE OF TIME. PLUS HE HAD TO TAKE ALL THE CLOTHES OUT OF THE WARDROBE FIRST. DIDNT END UP BEING MUCH OF A KICK AFTER ALL! ALSO PLEASE STOP IT WITH THE ""OH WHAT A SAD AND SUDDEN SHOCK!" - HE DIED WANKING HIMSELF SENSELESS WITH A ROPE AROUND HIS BALLS - GET A GRIP PEOPLE!!!!1
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Jun 04, 2009 6:08:12 PM CDT
Seagal is next- he's already dead inside...
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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and I got nothin
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Is not being funny. If you're going to poorly impersonate someone, I demand you be funny at it. Right now, its a bore, and a chore to read past them.
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Their MO is the same.
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When you are 72 years old and the medication has stopped working for you boner, you can put a rope around your neck thereby cutting the blood off to your (upper) head helping to send more blood flow your John Thomas. Boy was I doe doe. ** makes a "boing" sound with mouth and slaps forehead like I could've had a V8 **
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harry gets to name drop a ton of people in his obit about carradine...and act like they were best friends and shit.
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...give a man a rope, and he can spank it for eternity"--Caine
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Jun 04, 2009 6:13:06 PM CDT
guys, we are focusing on the auto-erotic jokes too much...
by david_carradines_death_spunk
time for some "in the closet" jokes
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god damn it I'm funny
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we need to see uma thurman's bank account records and see if some rope and a ticket to thailand was purchased recently
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Thanks for the assist. I gotta eat something.
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ON a serious note. I'm NOT friends of these guys, I don't know anything about them but their musical works are cool. You may or may not like electronica or whatever it is but it's good stuff none the less. Check em out. Enochian Sun... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ4PgvStyWk
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...to hate Slipknot.
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I gotta disagree with that. Watching the imposter (THE ONE WITH THE BOMB IN HIS RIBCAGE!!!) slowly deflate the OG-DGDB's fevered ego has made this TB not just tolerable, but actually well worth scrolling through. I know, I know, DGDB... "gargle my piss," "I'll shit in your lungs," "reverse shop-vac my smegma back into your dead grandmother's oversized novelty colostomy bag"... -
For fucks sake. I just hope he knew he was tempting fate when he pulled out the rope.
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How many films have the Carradine's been in in sum. I believe that John still has more credits than anyone in Hollywood history.
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truly makes the tough guy crumble!
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I don't recall many trolls in obits past.
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if richard quest was in bangkok yesterday.
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Anyone know how to do italics on this site? Or is that asking way too much?
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that it was indeed a suicide considering the last movie he was in was a rob schneider flick.
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....HARRY IS COMPLETELY THE "AUTO ASPHIXIATION" TYPE. YEAH I SAID IT! I SAID IT! FAT PRICK.
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such is the way of kung fu...
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He had some fucking hilarious lines in 'Q', but fucked if I can remember them. Something about a dude's head falling off. Good thing I've got it at home! Know what I'm watching tonight: Some Carradine/Moriarty goodness.
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Fake Dickblood deserves a medal. Far be it from me to condone impersonating another talkbacker and instigating character assassination (and why anyone would be compelled to do so, I have no idea - must have a lot of time on their hands), but the original ego-inflated and obnoxious danny dickhead had it coming - call it bad karma or whatever. He deserves everything he gets, and then some.Keep up the good work, Dickblood 00!!!
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Who knew David Carradine would be the one to deliver? Thanks grasshopper!
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Kill Bill was NOT Carradine at his most masochistic. I'm just gonna keep repeating the one good joke I have. If that Wampa guy can do it, so can I.
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You don't really think the real DGDB is sweating this, do you? It's pretty obvious to me that he's just here to cut loose and have some fun. Like most of us. Then again, maybe I'm wrong and his handle IS that important to him. The fuck do I know? It's not like we go bowling every Thursday or anything.
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...the hardest things in the world...but if you tie a rope around the softest thing in the world it will gain 5 to 7 inches."--Cain
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RIP grasshopper!
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...have enough. He who doesn't know that enough is enough will be found in a closet with 5 to 7 inches in his hand."--Caine
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me thinks he may have died from trying to give himself a blumpkin...
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Are you using actual Kung Fu quotes as the basis of these nuggets of wisdom? And if so, are you looking them up or pulling them from memory? Just curious; I've never seen a single episode of Kung Fu.
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...achieve harmony. If no females are handy...reach for the rope."--Caine
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My condolences to his family and friends.
This wasn't the way for David Carradine to die
Damn, I was hoping for another 10 years of movies
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...the point cannot long preserve its sharpness...and if you like to feel your point with a rope around your neck, keep 911 on speed dial."--Cain
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So very very very humiliating
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...plus 5 to 7 inches."--Caine
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....THE ONLY REASON HE WONT BE ENTERTAINING YOU ANYMORE IS BECAUSE HE WAS A KINKY PERV. THE GUY IS DEAD SO YOU CAN STOP STROKING HIM OFF NOW, THATS WHAT GOT HIM INTO THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE. MELVIN YOU ARE A COCK.
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Why don't you stop bad mouthing Harry and just run back to Nuke the Fridge where you belong, you fucking no talent hack.
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hope he got off before he died
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He's three foot nine inches tall! He collects watch batteries! He's allergic to suede! He moves around his house via an 'American Gladiators' style skytrack! He cyberstalks Hugo Weaving! He shouts at fires! He thinks he was in Duran Duran! He crashes his go-kart into the TV if he doesn't like what's on! He has a tattoo of Carl Lewis on his chest! He blames 9/11 on Aerosmith! He filmed his TV when 'The Running Man' was on, then attempted to sell it as a remake! He thinks he invented thai bo! He frequently nearly drowns in soup! That's the lot!
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Carradine was always just effortlessly cool,especially in Kill Bill.Dickblood is the funniest person on here.I was on your site before and i thought it was funny as hell,but i cant remember the URL,anybody care to let me know what it is? cheers.
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Jun 04, 2009 7:19:42 PM CDT
TedKordLives, professionals don't hang themselves accidentaly
by stuntcock mike
whilst pleasuring themselves. I've got the rope burns on my neck to prove it. Worse that Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds. Or Clint in Hang 'em High.
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What kind of tool rides coat tails on someone else's cred by co-opting their name? Reflected gory you pathetic sumbitch, malificus stands alone.
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Fair enough.
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Professionals can call me Ted. To everyone else, it's the Blue Goddamn Beetle.
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You wanna go bowling next Thursday?
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The man loves masturbating, we know that much...
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Abe Vigoda, I pictured him going this way.
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...of us. There but for the grace of god go we.
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Yeah, man, I'm down!But when I bowl, each pin is DiDio's melon.
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God Bless America and God Bless AICN!
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if you got the balls and the rope to hange 'em with!
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Highland Lanes, 9 o'clock?
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My mom heard the mainstream media version of the story today and was asking me why he would kill himself. Should I tell her the truth? And how the hell do I tell my mother about the David Carradine Dickrope?
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I'll see what I can do.
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Sadly, there's not enough White Vader to bring us all together on a weekly basis, I think.
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Memorable body of work.
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what is it?
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It's said that Carradine actually fucked Barbara Hershey in a sex scene in some film. Anyone else hear that one?
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It's called aintitbalenews.com and it is pretty fucking funny. Be a FUCKING PROFESSIONAL and check it out pronto. Not meaning to yell at you or anything. Just how I do what I do.
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cheers tedkordlives.And yes it is awesome.
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Something funny about a guy whose handle is 'Semen Stains' opening with 'Ahh thats it.' Something very funny. A little too very funny.
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Fuck that, this one is funnier.
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Carradine is dropkicking him now. Ball-less, of course.
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David Carradine's last role! Watch as an angry Thai prostitute takes "her" revenge on David for all his years of impersonating Asians!
Coming to a massage parlor near you! -
how ironic that it's an obit TB though.
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Did he blow his squalor before he died? or was he just on the vinegar strokes? i guess we will have to wait for the autopsy to be leaked
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ALWAYS.
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as they jerk off with ropes
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This is not a joke. He is singing about walking out on to the highway and wondering if a big mac truck will be there. Apparently he's had these suicidal tendencies for quite some time and he's been telling us. No one listened. And they didn't listen to his music either....hmm. can't see why they didn't. Here's the link you fucktards. http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/0604_big_mack_truck_excerpt.mp3
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by Underoos Hero Jun 4th, 2009
05:48:16 PM
Michael Hutchence and David Carridine are now in Purgatory high fiving each other on the "best high" they could ever achieve. "Wow dude that was soooo awesome!" I can't believe it took 72 years for me to get it." "You did well grasshopper." Hutchence says to Caradine. -
I gotta say, I don't think that's as funny as you seem to. But I'm doing the same thing you are, so never mind. Apparently, Kill Bill was not Carradine at his most masochistic. Zing!
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if only you were capable of realizing how the comedy of a grown man believing in purgatory overshadows all your attempts at humor...Oh Noes!!!1 teh Sky Wizard punishes us for touching ourselves!!! What if Carradine trumped you by accepting the Lorde Jesus Christ as his personal savior 30 seconds before he died, thereby removing all of his sins against the Sky Wizard?
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Dude, he's making a funny. You do realize that, right. Don't bring us down man.
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By virtue of being the only one still posting. Yay!
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I'm still here. I was just waiting for something worthwhile to respond to! Yeah, that's it! That's the ticket!
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Ususpecting_Maid is right. You should use a spotter. It ain't just spitting in your hand for a one off. There's knots. KNOTS! They can be tricky. You ever tie your shoelace all normal but by the end of the day....big fucking untieable knot.
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just got done reading the posts. fuck—that was funny.
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Now that more reports are out, it turns out that he was found by the maid, sitting, not hanging, in the closet, with a rope around his neck and groin. It's very tragic and I am really sad about this because I met Mr. Carradine a few times in Toronto and he was a real, real person, kind and friendly. I prefer to think of him dying accidently at the hands of an inexperienced Bangkok hooker who went too far with the autoerotic axphyxiation, and then fled scared when she realized what she had done, and all these reports of "suicide" are really not doing him any justice. Can't they just report the truth, an accident with a hooker, or is the American press so repressed that they have to besmirch someones name rather than post what actually happened. I mean really, anyone who knows anything about Bangkok knows that the one thing they have there are hookers that specialize in kinky sex. I mean that's literally all they have.
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...could auto-erotic asphyxiation be than just plain old jerkin' off? I remember the routine as bored, unsupervised kids where you'd hyperventilate and someone would press on your chest til you lost consciousness (waking up a minute later, staring blankly at your friends' feet while they laugh and you try to remember where the hell you were and what the hell was going on.) But I've NEVER had the urge to try that during sex or while punching the clown, or, really, ever again in any capacity whatsoever. It's really a strange practice in which to engage. Still, you hear about people dying from this shit all the time, and being found in these horrible, embarrassing scenarios. Why? Is normal jerking off so passe in comparison? Why would anyone want to add a lethal degree of risk to something as mundane as jerking off, when there are things like, say, heroin just as easily available? And WTF is with the closet? Bangkok's gotta be a fucking weird place, man.
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Jun 04, 2009 10:28:08 PM CDT
What is it with this "we used to hang ourselves as kids" thing?
by d.vader
I thought that was a recent occurrence? Teenagers putting each other in headlocks until they almost pass out and start feeling lightheaded? I never heard of such things happening until recently. I mean, that shit kills brain cells, you know? I'd rather stick with my whip-its.
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When the old stuff doesn't do it for you anymore, you keep on chasing that elusive first high and how it made you feel. Plus, he was 70+ years old.
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Well now you got 681.
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Jun 04, 2009 10:41:15 PM CDT
Just got back from a session with Christian Bale...
by davidcarradines_dickrope
What did I miss???
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...I just feel like if I ever got to the point where a regular orgasm wasn't enough anymore, bringing myself halfway to death's door wouldn't be much of a solution. I wonder if the post-mortem will reveal that it's more to do with a complication from old age in general (heart attack or embolism or something) than just death from asphyxiation. And the "passing out" thing might have been on a recent Dateline or chain e-mail, but it's not new... kids were doing that when I was in Jr. High school in like '89. I knew it was a bad idea the first and only time I tried it. Then, like you say, I found out about weed and N2O and decided there were less hazardous ways to have fun with consciousness. At least we never found out about Jenkum. $10 says that shit figures into Amy Winehouse's obit somehow.
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Anything like Salvia?
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"Beat your meat". You could perhaps apply it to an epic struggle between two worthy opponents("Aye, Horatio... thou hast defeated me importunately and well; my meat is truly beaten"). Or you could be referring to a sports contest(Marv Albert voice: "And the FInal score here at the Garden: Balls 2, Meat 1. The MEAT has been beaten!"). What leaps to mind(most readily)is the image of Rocky Balboa in that freezer punching those slabs of beef(I mean, *technically* it's the butcher's meat he's beating rather than his own... whatever; close enough).*That* makes a certain amount of sense. But to refer to wanking your willy as beating your meat implies a degree of animosity towards your own meat... and it *is* just that; it's *your* meat. So, if beating your wife is considered spousal abuse, wouldn't beating your meat be considered phallic abuse?
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Here ya go, D.V, prepare to marvel at the ingenuity of people who reeeeeeeally want to get high: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem Reminds me of that bit from a Chris Rock routine. "If you put a lima bean in a baby's bottle with gasoline and suck it, you'll get FUCKED up!"
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I read the first sentence and that was all I needed.
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*cue falling star*
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There is some funny shit on this TB. This thing needs to go into the hall of fame.
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...Frankenstein! Frankenstein the legend, Frankenstein the indestructible! Sole survivor of the titanic pile-up of '95, only two-time winner of the Transcontinental Road Race... Frankenstein! Ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed, and reamed... a dancer on the brink of death... Frankenstein, who lost a leg in '98, an arm in '99! With half a face and half a chest, and all the guts in the world!" R.I.P. Frankenstein!
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I've seen it all now!Bless you, son! You've made my day!
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Jun 05, 2009 12:05:12 AM CDT
everyone is asuming he was a novice at this kinky stuff
by david_carradines_death_spunk
i think he's been doin this since his first 'kung fu' paycheck cleared his bank account. law of averages caught up with him at 73...
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DannyGlovers_DickbloodDannyGlovers_Dickbl0od DannyGlovers_Dickbl00d Cobra_KaiCobraKai Biggus_DickusBiggusDickus Who do we trust now?
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Well except with your money or your gf or your blow.
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I was disappointed. I thought it was about David Carradine (I'll let you guys mull over that one).
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The hotel maid who found him said he was well hung.
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Will there be a segment of Jules, you know...walking the earth, meeting people...getting into adventures and accidentally hanging himself while jerking off like Caine from Kung Fu?
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He's going to start filming the bio tomorrow.
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Abe Vigoda will outlive everyone!! All hail the great Abe Vigoda!!
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Jun 05, 2009 1:37:03 AM CDT
the best part of jenkem is it sounds like it barely works
by ironic_name
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Where was Scriptgirl during this whole affair? That Half Thai, Half German, boob peddler looks the sort that if she got her star fucker hands on an aging Icon things might just go to far.
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http://tinyurl.com/pzp54f
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Jun 05, 2009 2:05:22 AM CDT
PROFESSIONALS Bowling team. The jerseys would look awesome.
by ironic_name
http://tinyurl.com/ommxcc
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I wish somebody with enough access on wikipedia would edit his page (its semi-protected). It doesn't need to have on there what the Bangkok news says... if they want a link, fine, but don't embarrass the man or his family with things that *might* or *might not* be true...
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Nothing else to say.
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i guess they have no cure for embarrassing deaths.
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had family who were, so he was familiar with it.
He once said "I'm no kind of Scientologist, but I've been around it enough to know it's a very intelligent thing not to oppose it."
Of course, the significant latter part of that quote didn't appear in the New York Times version of the story.
According to them, he said "I'm no kind of Scientologist, but I've been around it enough to know it's a very intelligent thing" -
When I die, I want my last words to be, "Love your enemies" but then have people twist it around and so it ends up being, "I love sea anemones" and it puts those fake sponge fucks right out of business.
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the Abe Vigoda "shout-out". (0:
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Police Lt. Gen. Worapong Chewprecha told reporters that Carradine was found with a rope "tied around his penis and another rope around his neck."
"The two ropes were tied together," he said. "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."
Thai police completed an autopsy on Carradine Friday but so far have not released the results.
So hey, at least now we know, it wasn't tied around his ballsack. It was tied around his cock. This is vitally important for anyone wishing to indulge in copycat acts as a tribute to the man. -
David Carradine was cool, fuck death
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The rope was tied from his knob end to his neck. This was fine while he maintained erection, but as his dick drooped the strain on his neck increased.
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due to orgasm, they are just going to lead the next generation into doing the same practices.....if they are really fucking stupid.
I'm serious. That has got to be the worst way to perish. Not obly does everyone find out what you were doing at the last minutes of your life, you have a rope around your nuts to boot. Just to underline things in case no one got it the first time. -
I like Ted.
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http://tinyurl.com/r4cxc5
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Jun 05, 2009 6:21:03 AM CDT
David wasn't a $cienfag? well, fuck. then he shouldn't've died.
by ironic_name
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My dad would quote this guy when I was young and he tied in with countless Bruce lee career conspiracy theories we'd gone on about all through our childhoods, I am shocked this guy is a legend if not bigger than bruce lee, he was no martial arts expert or in that light but man he could act, I truly believe this man put everything he had on screen and will be remembered for it long after he's gone.
another cornerstone of my youth is gone a true legend in every sence of the word..
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bruce lee's game of death jumpsuit was yellow and black.... as was uma's kb costume.... DISCUSS!!!!
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Jun 05, 2009 10:22:29 AM CDT
If David Carradine and Mitt Romney teamed up......
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....hhhhhmmmmmm. "12 year olds. They fit like a glove."
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Nice... I guess it was only a matter of time.
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Look if it was Bangkok then he wasn't rubbing one off himself, he probably dropped a fiver on a street walker to do some ropework on him. Obviously she was inexperienced (young) and he couldn't kung fu his way out of the knots and kicked the bucket. But you can bet he probably had a raging purple hard on at the time and a smile on his face...
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as it does when I get a shout-out here. But thanks Stuntcock Mike. I think you're a funny, reasonable fellow as well. Also, my grandfather's in the Bowling Hall of Fame in St.Louis, so I'm kinda obligated to like it-family tradition and all that. I wonder when there's gonna be a TedKordDies?
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There is exactly not one damn TB worth posting in besides this one. C'mon Harry, make some shit up-spin us a yarn-let us know about some cool famous friend of yours or something! This shit is getting morbid.
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Oh yeah....Grandpappy got some tail back in the day. It wasn't pretty to look at but trouts a trout in St Louis.
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bill was killed.
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100%
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I've been there. There's an authentic 19th century bowling alley set up in the basement (I think it was the basement, I just was a kid then), that you could bowl on. And Pop was a handsome man. So I've got that going for me-which is nice.
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TEDKORDS_GRANDFATHER_LIVES
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I'm so glad I'm two hours early to work today. And it's all about you.
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He died with full head of hair and all his teeth. So I'm feeling pretty good about getting older. Course, he died in his early fifties, so there's that too.
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http://tinyurl.com/qqdx5m
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he wasn't found in a Thailand hotel closet.
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How long before the Thai popo release pics?
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Someone on here mentioned Chris Farley's death pics earlier. A couple of days ago, apropos of nothing, a co-worker advised me to never, ever look at those pics. I don't see how bad it could be, given that he od'd, but the look on his face told me he was dead serious and that I'd be forever scarred if I investigated further. I don't need anyone to tell me that I don't need to see these pics. Carradine sorta looks like my boss.
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Who wouldn't? Come on! Seriously, who the eff wouldn't? I loved him in 'Rocky IV' when he was all big and powerful like a machine with the sweat dripping off his pecs. He would be the ultimate eff buddy. I would just stay in and wait for him to come home and go to town on me. He could be as rough as he wanted. There'd be no complaints from me! Give me some of that! What a beefcake! I love hunks. I remember I used to watch 'Saved By The Bell' just for A.C. Slater and then in 'The College Years' they had that bit at the start where he's lifting weights. Wow! I'm getting hard just thinking about it!
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Jun 05, 2009 12:45:07 PM CDT
I bet Seagal (when he does go,) will top this...
by david_carradines_death_spunk
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I mean, they still have his penis dribble. Hell, they may even still have the whole penis, if Perez Hilton didn't already steal it for his collection.
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Jun 05, 2009 12:49:01 PM CDT
the rumors of my demise are exaggerated....
by david_carradines_death_spunk
can someone turn on a humidifier, I'm getting a little crusty
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You have been found motherfucker.
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You're a ringer Ted! You were gonna hustle me.
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he has tia carrere for that.
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...there he is right in the middle. http://tinyurl.com/q2fth3
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...didn't mean to imply he was a tranny. Here is the correct pic. There he is.http://tinyurl.com/rdltdl
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I gotta go up four flights of stairs to check that. Tinyurl don't fly on my Dell 1998 special. I'll...be right back! oOOoOoOoOHHH!
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I can't bowl for shit. My high game was about 180, and that's when me and friends went once a week for about three years. If Pop ever saw me bowl, he'd probably break my wrists. (He was in the Navy)
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a 'failtroll' is someone who causes neither amusement or outrage, yet continues 'trolling' for insults to make people react with anger, though he is more like a really fat chanslut that nobody responds to.
underoos, we know you won't stop, but you should know that you don't provide laughs, shock, or entertainment, nor do you even provide annoyance because, frankly? its been done. -
is a serial rapist.
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Jun 05, 2009 1:05:32 PM CDT
bowling is a great sport for fat guys. I bet tubbers have center
by ironic_name
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http://tinyurl.com/qqdx5m
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http://tinyurl.com/qqdx5m
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http://tinyurl.com/qqdx5m
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Sure the AICN talkbackers wouldn't know anything about trolling or failure? These, the most intelligent and well-regarded individuals on the internet and the envy of all websites? The Onion AV Club seethes in jealousy. We are all fucking light-trashing professionals.
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Jun 05, 2009 1:11:06 PM CDT
fuck, that link doesn't work. here: remove the spaces yoself
by ironic_name
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MciKqfizfxI
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Take a couple of those guy's features and put em together, you could get my Grandfather. Awesome guy. WWII vet, owned a service station, was A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL.
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Jun 05, 2009 1:12:49 PM CDT
I love avclub, the talkback 86 trolls, and failtrolls, real quic
by ironic_name
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= MciKqfizfxI
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www.youtube.com/watch?v= MciKqfizfxI
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I don't throw around the term 'Troll' because I've been called that on plenty of occasions and I don't believe it applies to me. I'll say random shit, but if you engage me, I'll hang out and discuss/debate whatever........These other douche bags exist merely for their amusement, and contribute nothing. That is indeed a FAILTROLL.
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Look, if someone is nakked, in a closet..hanging themselves for dead..he has a big cock...who the fuck wants those pictures of their tiny cock plastered on the web site??? He was a naughty little monk!
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I love Prince. Talk about hot! Sure, he's nothing like the guys I usually go for, but he still seems so sexy to me. He is pure sex. When he wears those little outfits I am overcome with sexual desire. I would love to nail Prince. I'd dominate him. It's funny because usually, as you know, I like to be dominated by muscle studs but with Prince I'd get a real kick out of turning the tables so to speak. Prince is a little sex machine and I'd love to have my way with him.
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DC's hands were tied! He couldn't even raise a hand to defend himself against the young prostitute killing him! WHY OH WHY!?!
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Ted, your grandfather's up there now, bowling with Carradine.
And there in the background is Mr Han Man. He'd love to join in but that Dragon Claw's a bit of a liability for this particular pastime.
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and he'd probably make you pancakes afterward.
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IMDB message board Bound for Hell, Or Glory? David Carradine and the Feistiest Film Panel Ever March 29, 2009. --Not since I saw Bill Irwin and Kathleen Turner go at each other in an excellent production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? a couple of years ago have I experienced a night of live theater quite as riveting as the three-way cage match between David Carradine, Haskell Wexler, and the audience that transpired at an L.A. repertory filmhouse after a screening the other night. If there's anything that wouldn't seem to scream "fireworks!," it'd be a panel discussion about the 1976 Woody Guthrie biopic Bound for Glory, yet it's just this innocuous-sounding an event, held at the American Cinematheque in Santa Monica the other night, that may go down in Hollywood feud lore. By popular request from film buffs who are kicking themselves they weren't there, I'm providing a blow-by-blow of just what a nerve-wracking, weird and wonderful night out at the fights this was. Beware: This train is bound for bedlam -- this train! At this date, Bound for Glory probably counts as one of the less remembered works of the late, great Hal Ashby (director of Being There, Shampoo, and Coming Home). Much as I love Ashby, I'd always missed this one, and despite a readily available DVD, I have a hard time forcing myself to watch slow-moving 147-minute period pieces unless I've committed myself to a seat in front of a big screen. I knew there'd be a discussion afterward with Carradine, but my plan was to skip out on it and go from there to a late show of Watchmen in Westwood. (Two two-and-a-half-hour movies in a row, you say? Well, that's just the kind of tough guy I am.) But, imperfect as Glory is, it does a fantastic job of plunging you into the (previous) Great Depression, and it's so utterly and engagingly human that I feel like washing its taste out of my mouth with a comic-book extravaganza would be inviting eternal damnation. So I stay for the discussion, narrowly averting what might have been one of the great regrets of my life. Even before the panel, there has already been some weirdness during the screening itself. During a scene where a radio guy reminds Guthrie that he's not allowed to sing any controversial material on his program, somebody very loudly exclaims, "I hate guys like that!" It gets a big laugh from the audience. But soon the same fellow is following up with a line of patter, which I can't make out because he's on the other side of the auditorium. Very quickly there are cineastes yelling at the rube to shut the hell up, and some kind of verbal altercation seems to ensue. Of course, as soon as the lights come up, Carradine is walking down the aisle with his acoustic guitar in hand, already caught up in a celebratory spiel, and everyone immediately realizes he was the one providing live commentary for his movie. I get a sense that formerly offended patrons are feeling embarrassed to realize that moments ago they'd been shouting The Star Of The Show down like a common heckler, although some of these sympathies are about to diminish... The screening is part of a "Kevin Thomas' Favorite Films" series, hosted by the former L.A. Times film critic, who I knew back in my own Times days. I don't know what Kevin has been like as a moderator on the other nights, but during the ensuing 70 or 75 chaotic minutes, he seems to go into shock and utters all of about 50 words. The first nine of them being: "I understand Ronny Cox is in the audience tonight?" Indeed, Carradine's costar, Cox, has shown up just to see the film, and, thus bidden, agreeably ambles toward the stage. There, he joins another unannounced guest, Haskell Wexler, one of the half-dozen most revered living cinematographers, and recipient of one of the two Oscars the film received. Carradine and Cox warmly embrace, the leading man enthusing about how he couldn't have gotten through the shoot without his supporting actor as a partner. And the lovefest begins! Or the monologue, actually. For the first 20 minutes or so, Carradine does 98% of the talking -- hell, maybe 99% -- and it's entertaining as all-get-out, in a rambling, had-too-many-highballs-before- dinner kind of way. The anecdotes he's telling are good ones, but he's not leaving room for anyone else to get a word in edgewise, and Cox is probably thinking he could have stayed in his cozy original seat out in the house, while Wexler keeps slinking further down in his chair, as those of us who know this particular d.p. does not suffer fools gladly wonder what kind of storm clouds might be forming in his head. Wexler actually knew Woody Guthrie, who died in the 1960s -- not that we'll hear a chance to hear anything about that tonight. He does pipe up to say how wonderful a sign of change it was that Pete Seeger and Bruce Springsteen got to sing the full, controversial version of "This Land is Your Land" at the White House recently, which prompts Carradine to break into that very song, with the aid of some lyrical assists from the crowd. The actor talks about how Richard Dreyfuss was originally cast as Guthrie, but a salary dispute got in the way, and he was able to talk his way into the role by convincing producers that "I am Woody Guthrie!" -- a bravado he adopted despite the fact that, by his own admission, "the only thing I knew about Woody Guthrie when I was cast was that he wrote 'Goodnight Irene.'" The kicker to this joke is supposed to be "And I was wrong," but an irritated Wexler, thinking Carradine isn't aware of the mistake, suddenly perks up and steps on the actor's punchline, half-disgustedly interrupting, "No, Leadbelly wrote it." Anyway, so far, so benign. Then the subject of unions arises... and everything goes gonzo, never to return. Carradine says that these are different times from the 1930s and unions no longer serve the purpose they once did, or words to that effect. Almost immediately, as if coiled and ready to spring, a woman in the back starts shrieking that nothing about unions' importance has changed. Carradine reiterates his position. Cox, who has barely said a word up until now, starts shaking his head and mutters, "That doesn't sound like Woody Guthrie to me!" The woman I'll call Union Lady starts marching down the aisle, and now Carradine is shouting back, which might be okay if he wasn't yelling right into the microphone, which does not sound pretty. For about two minutes both of them are going at it at once, and she's the more obnoxious one. But because Carradine's mike makes him five times as loud, he's coming off as the bully. Some audience members are telling Union Lady to shut up; some angrily holler "Let her speak!" Two guys in my vicinity start shouting "Let's hear from Haskell Wexler!" About a dozen people get up and walk out in the midst of this -- one of them, almost unnoticed, being Ronny Cox, who manages to effect the smoothest getaway of all time. At this point, Carradine reminds me of poor Tucker Carlson, standing in front of that conservative PAC a few weeks ago, realizing that, in defending the New York Times, he has lost the sympathies of his audience to the hecklers. A woman in the front row, who we will later learn is Cinematheque publicist Margot Gerber, stands up, turns around, and twice yells that Union Lady should be thrown out. But no, Carradine insists, dissent is great. "You're not one of the people!" shouts the lady. "I am one of the people!" Carradine shouts back, saying that he's had to cut back on the groceries he buys for his family, and because of the mistakes made by Hollywood unions, he hasn't had much work. "I AM NOT A RICH PERSON!" he growls, seemingly genuinely enraged as well as loud for the first time. He talks about how it's a problem when workers in Tennessee making Toyotas make $10 an hour while GM workers in Detroit make $60 an hour--which makes Union Lady even more outraged, naturally. Everything we know is out the window in this economy, Carradine argues, and every aspect of the bartering we do in our daily lives, be it personal or corporate, has to be up for renegotiation. These are actually lucid, reasonable points--or would be if he had any control over his tone. Someone yells "Let her have the mike!" So Carradine half-heartedly tosses the mike into the audience--bonking a woman in the front row in the head! Ironically, the woman he bonks is the Cinematheque's publicist, Gerber, who'd just been defending him moments earlier. This has to count as some seriously strange karma for her, but fortunately for Carradine, she's probably the person in the audience least likely to file an assault charge. The head-strike was an accident, but a groan goes up from the audience, and I get the sense that some people think he deliberately intended to lash out at the crowd, as opposed to just having really *beep* aim. Suddenly it strikes me that it would only take one more bit of weirdness for things to get completely out of hand. It's a holy cow, anything could happen right now kind of pregnant moment. Fortunately, there is slightly more confusion than hostility afoot, so no brawl ensues. Union Lady and her entourage finally take their leave, with Carradine calling out that he loves her, even though he knows she hates him. There's a moment of calm. The presumptive moderator is silent, either because he's enjoying this too much to stop it or has mentally gone to a better place. So an audience member takes it upon himself to shout out a question about cinematography. Who knew this would be a more dangerous subject than unions? Wexler talks about color desaturation ("You'll notice the movie gets more colorful when we get to California") and gives some very technical details. Carradine breaks in and starts talking about crane shots. Wexler, annoyed, goes back to the specs. And this is the point at which Carradine really goes off the rails, albeit it in a more subdued, passive-aggressive kind of way. He brings out a line -- which he'll repeats at least two more times -- about how Wexler "got an Academy Award for ruining my movie." You can feel the audience holding its collective breath as Carradine goes on to say that the film "looks like it was shot through a glass of milk." When he explains what he wished the look of the film had been -- which is grittier -- again, it's a lucid point, which some critics might even agree with. But the insulting way he's making it is either tone-deaf or just evil. Then he tells the story of how Ashby, the director, hated the look of the film, too, and had frequently expressed the wish that he could fire Wexler. Gasps go up. Carradine then says he talked Ashby out of firing Wexler, "because if you fire somebody, they just go out in the parking lot and steal your hubcaps." I'm pretty sure that's a metaphor, but the audience doesn't know what to do with this image other than to nervously titter. There will be a lot more of that--oh, yes, there will. Naturally, Wexler is enraged by Carradine's story. Speaking at some length for the first time, he retorts: "I didn't know that I was going to be confronted with a story which I don't think is necessarily a public story. But since it is public, I have to say something. Hal Ashby sent somebody to fire me, and he said 'You're fired,' okay? And then after I heard that and got the message, I went to Hal and I said 'Hal, just take a minute and STOP SNIFFING THAT STUFF UP YOUR NOSE!' And if David will tell me there wasn't heavy duty doping on that film, and that that wasn't the comradeship he was talking about..." He lets that thought trail off, but adds: "When I showed up the next day, I went to work, and I was the UNFIRED director of photography. Now, that's the goddamned truth!" Carradine (drolly): "Okay. I don't think that changes my story at all. Except that Haskell is a little down on people who snort cocaine." That gets a good, nervous audience laugh. He goes on to tell a story about visiting Ashby's mammoth trailer, and picking up a copy of the L.A. Times, which he hadn't seen during many weeks of location shooting. "Underneath it there were about six lines of cocaine... Hal was looking at me and I said 'Hal, do you do a lot of this stuff?' And he said 'As much as I can get.' And I said 'I'll talk to you later,' and I left the trailer. Because it's not my thing. And yes, Hal was a great user of cocaine. It does not change the fact that he was... " Carradine goes for the superlatives. "Quentin Tarantino doesn't beat Hal Ashby, and he's one of my favorite directors. Quentin is incredible. And he's a big cocaine freak, too!" Okay, you want to talk about nervous laughter... (Just for the record, I'm not sure you can tell with 100% certainty from the tape whether Carradine says the present-tense "He's a...." or, possibly, the past-tense "He was a...") The actor continues: "But Hal was a *beep* genius. I don't like anybody to put him down and say the drugs got in the way or anything else, because they didn't get in the way. They got in the way of him living longer, but they did not get in the way of his movies. There is not one movie he made that you cannot say it's one of the best *beep* movies that has ever been made..." In the midst of all this, I find myself wondering if the audience is rapt because we're watching a train wreck -- to continue with the Guthrie-esque metaphors -- or because it's a wreck coming at us right of what was arguably Hollywood's last golden age, the 1970s, white lines and all. We're witnessing a rumble, but we're also in the presence of lions... very pissy lions. In 30 years, will there be a free-for-all Watchmen panel, and will anybody care if they rip each other's eyes out? But I digress... "Hal was a *beep* genius," Carradine is repeating, like a mantra. "And so is this guy," he adds, gesturing toward an ungrateful-looking Wexler. "I happen to disagree with the way he felt about Bound for Glory, about the look. And it was beautiful, but it was not what I wanted. I wasn't the boss, right? ... This guy was out there working his *beep* ass off, there's no doubt about it, right? And he wasn't doing exactly what I would have asked him to do. I would have said, turn up the contrast, show the grit under the fingernails, don't make any beauty about it, make it *beep* ugly! And you know what, if he'd done what I told him to do, he would probably have not gotten his Academy Award, because it wouldn't have been pretty. So maybe he was right and I was wrong... Somebody will talk to me about Haskell and I'll say 'Oh yeah, he's the guy who got an Academy Award for ruining my picture.' It's one of my favorite lines, and it gets a laugh. And then I see the picture and I just forget all that." (Arguably.) "Because the picture is just so *beep* great. That's the thing that's amazing to me, is a collaboration between a director and a cameraman and a star who absolutely disagree with each other on almost everything, and yet they make a movie that will be a permanent *beep* classic. Is that okay, Haskell?" Long pause. Wexler finally responds: "I just want to say that after Bound for Glory I made three or four pictures with Hal Ashby." Carradine: "And I didn't get to make one!" At last, we all agree, and can laugh together! (Even though Wexler's not laughing.) Hooray! Even this modest moment of harmony is short-lived. Carradine talks about how the homeless camps they set up for the film were "livable" and attracted people from out of state who actually resided in the tents for a time. Wexler makes faces at the audience, suggesting that everything Carradine is saying is cuckoo. (He also made a coke-snorting motion at one point, though I can't remember when. It might have been when Carradine said that an entire day's worth of work was unusable because too much dust in the Dust Bowl scenes made the shots impenetrably murky -- a memory that Wexler clearly does not buy at all.) Setting the stage for the next battle, Carradine waxes enthusiastic over the use of a hidden "suitcase camera" that allowed the crew to get great takes of the extras in the camp scenes, unaware they were being filmed. This is when Wexler really begins to take offense again, thinking that Carradine is trying to give the camera operators credit for his work. Carradine: "We had this incredible guy... Do you remember the name of the guy that was the handheld camera guy, that used the suitcase camera?" Wexler (rising to righteous indignation): "Do I remember it? How do you think it got in this film, David? Who do you think planned it? Who did the shots? Look it, David, you *beep* Carradine: "I'm not talking about credit, I'm just asking for the guy's name." "Wait a second, David..." "What did I do? I just asked for the guy's name." "Do they (the audience) know what a director of photography does...?" Wexler goes on to list all the collaborative relationships a cinematographer has with other crew key members. "Hearing David with his explanations about all these cameras and the suitcase camera... Where the hell did you get all this expertise?" Carradine (drolly): "Uh, I was there. My only question was, what's the name of that guy who operated the suitcase camera? "YOU WERE IN THE TRAILER TILL YOU GOT CALLED OUT!" "Do you know it?" "I didn't come here for combat," Wexler announces, deliberately, "but I also didn't come out here to be demeaned for what my contribution to that film is." "Okay, anyway, since he doesn't know the name of the guy," Carradine goes on, getting a dig in, "he had a suitcase that had a camera in it and he could push it and make it go... " Haskell buries his face in his hands as Carradine goes on a bit more about the glories of the suddenly contentious suitcase camera, which was so brilliantly operated by whatsisname. Wexler: "I'm gonna give up now. First of all, half the shots in [those scenes] were not from the suitcase..." Carradine (vindicated): "Half of 'em!" Wexler: "David, I don't know if I can take any more of this bull." There is a very pregnant silence. Then Carradine picks up his guitar and starts into a long rendition of Bound for Glory's title song, urging the audience to join in. There is a bare minimum of singing and clapping, but the audience is a little too stunned, if not alienated, for a "Kumbaya" moment. Carradine starts packing up his guitar, a process that mysteriously seems to go on for minutes as the actor tries to put a more gracious cap on the evening. "We never agreed -- we're sort of like enemies -- but the fact is, I know his *beep* talent, and I know his drive and insistence on making the movie the way it was that got him his Academy Award.... I wish that I'd been able to work with you again. The fact that we don't get along has nothing to do with it, nothing whatsoever. I got along great with your kid! I'm honored to be here," Carradine proclaims, suddenly almost touchingly wistful. "And anybody else that ever wants to do an event for Bound for Glory, I'll be there." And I'm pretty sure Wexler and Cox won't. Just in time to send everyone home, Kevin Thomas finds his voice: "I must say, I've got some fresh insights into the collaborative effort of filmmaking." It's an arch comment, but it has some truth to it. As the audience stands to regain its collective existential bearings, Wexler turns to Carradine and says, "I knew you would not disappoint," and -- incredibly, after the passions that have just transpired -- they briefly hug.
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I like posting links, looking at links other post, and talking about how every single movie sucks, with the ironic exceptions of Christian Bale movies. Yeah, I'm tired of failtrollinformoarnevergonnagiveyouupnewfags.
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Jun 05, 2009 1:27:48 PM CDT
I JUST [US US US] WANNEDTATELLYEW [EW EW EW] ILOVEYEW [EW EW]
by ironic_name
PURPLE YODA! PURPLE YODA...
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This guy was looking at some celebrity death website while he was telling me not to look em up. Maybe it's cuz this guy is larger than Farley, and it REALLY freaked him out. But back to the really important topic-My Pop: He had a good bit of Cherokee in him, so he, like me, had a super-fast metabolism to keep him slim. My fucking luck, the only other Cherokee traits I inherited was the ability to grow spotty facial hair and a taste for booze. Hey guys, thanks for not ripping my scrotum off. I realize I've taken this awesome TB pretty far off track. But I didn't sleep at all last night and I'm pretty wonky right now.
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Only failed ones. Failed memes, failtrolls, failures... what the hell happened to this site? What the hell... happened to me?
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What do you think?
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Jun 05, 2009 1:30:17 PM CDT
RAS-BERRY BERU... loved her from the moment she dipped a celery
by ironic_name
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Dude, 00, why not just walk away from your pc for a bit?
You got sunshine outside, perhaps. Go for a walk or something. You can't be enjoying this - so it's simple, do something else.
You want to come back and post on this website then come back tommorrow as 'yourself' and make a fresh start. -
http://tinyurl.com/d6yyzb go ahead and scroll through! There are some!
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This gives my life meaning. I am a failure who posts shocking things on a crude website for attention. To walk away would mean facing myself... and that is something I cannot do. Self-reflection does not exist in this dojo, you fucking professional!
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Jun 05, 2009 1:38:42 PM CDT
like how people who are hit on the head like funniest video
by ironic_name
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Jun 05, 2009 1:41:03 PM CDT
00 has a low I.Q., and should know he doesn't make us laugh
by ironic_name
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Not with him.
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Jun 05, 2009 1:44:53 PM CDT
actually alphabet street is better than little red corvette
by ironic_name
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Sure, I pretend I'm there for a workout, but really I'm there for one thing and one thing only... Muscle studs. I love watching muscle studs pumping up their big muscles. I am DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD and I love muscle studs.
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Really, that's his magnum opus. Nothing compares.
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Jun 05, 2009 1:46:17 PM CDT
7 was another good song, very different but the harmonies rocked
by ironic_name
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BringingLoveSexyBack...
That album had Alphabet Street man - great tune! -
Let's tie nuts
Let's choke the purple banana
Til I pass out in the closet
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Over in the 'Han Man' Obit TB, someone mentioned a michael bay remake starring Bale and seth rogen (Bale being the only name that gets caps in that sentence, of course). Now, I can't figure out if rogen would play the John Saxon character or the Jim Kelly character. Any thoughts? Because I think this has some real light-trashing potential.
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Yikes! 'Candyman' is so scary! I remember watching it when I stayed over at my 'friend' Greg's house and we spent most of the movie under the blanket. No, we weren't being naughty. I can't believe your mind went there lol. No, we were actually under the blanket because we were so terrified!
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He also sang 'Gett Off' to the Bangkok lady boy who pulled the noose to tight.
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ExtraOrdinaaarry!!
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But Prince is still the sexiest bean pole.
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He admitted so in a recent Tavis Smiley show.
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Coke, booze, bowling and autoerotic asphyxiation night.
That reminds me I need to buy more rope and get my ball back. -
I am a fucking professional! Did you guys hear that Nancy Pelosi knew about torture tactics! Ha ha ha, take that enemies of America! Now discuss, my faithful minions ironic_name and BSB! You guys are my only friends...
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I still have prince's batdance on cassette, and the cassette was made by a company called TDK!
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Someone will need to Youtube that.
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LAKE MINNETONKA
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You'll get rope burned.
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I just have to run it by TwatwaffleMike.
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Damn you Rogers Nelson!!!
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And I have bathed in Lake Minnetonka. Not that purifying actually.
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Jun 05, 2009 2:03:32 PM CDT
CONTI - DID YOU WALK TOPLESS INTO THE WATER LIKE APOLONIA?
by bringingsexyback
Why do I have a sudden urge to watch Purple Rain?
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Seriously-- how much longer can you bank off the Holocaust? Are there no other survivors that would like a bit of face time?
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I am not as well endowed as she is.
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DGDB - Keep it real brother. The failtrolls aint got shit on you. Praise Bale.
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He did survive the Holocaust - I can imagine going through something like that would make a big impression on you.
It is like when people say "Why isn't Oliver Stone done with Viet Nam?" I am always thinking to myself, "Well, maybe if you ever went to a place like that you could understand why it would be constantly on his mind. It is the single most important thing to happen in his life, and that includes children and making movies."
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But he should just dress the same and be called Prince.
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Go away you silly imposters! You are really upsetting me! Why can't you get a life and leave me alone you losers! Honestly, you are being so silly! Stop making me so upset!
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http://tinyurl.com/oa52g3
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Jun 05, 2009 2:45:36 PM CDT
I feel like arnie at the end of predator, tired. triumphant.
by ironic_name
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I've lost all hope for the future of humanity.
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hat.
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That worked perfectly! Oh, I'm feeling it now! I don't even need this place anymore!
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I said I'd leave here if you offered one. No offense, ironic_name, BSB, StuntcockMike, TedKordLives, CobraKai, Cobra_Kai, and DipshitMacGillicuddy!
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http://tinyurl.com/cd9a6x
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the town bike
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he's a naughty bottom
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politically. Ha ha ha! I'm just kidding. I love that little retard. I think he has a crush on me. I would not be surprised if he masturbates to me while guillotine choking his weiner.
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Jun 05, 2009 3:02:21 PM CDT
go away oo, I was surveying the nuclear wreckage of the tb
by ironic_name
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LIKE BALE!
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There is only one Bale. When Bale jumps into the ocean, Bale doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Bale. Bale is the reason Waldo is in hiding. Bale can divide by zero. Bale fucking professional light-trashing. Sorry about that last one. Just got a little light-headed.
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I need me some musclestuds right now! I send emails to musclestuds and ask them to send me raunchy pictures of themselves. That's my thing. DEAL WITH IT!
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The fact that this is a talkback for a David Carradine obit is something I'll come to later.
Everybody following the TB's with a microbe of intelligence knows who the read DG_DB is. While I don't always agree with his content, the way it's written makes me laugh. Then he goes and spoils it because some sycophantic half-wit decides to jump on the band wagon and half-inch his name, and he gets pissed off about it. The same people who follow the TB's with a microbe of intelligence know that the impostor(s) aren't worth a pisshole in the snow and couldn't come up with DG_DB's rapier wit if somebody put a gun to their head.
But to do it on an obituary paying respect to one of the hardest working, often underappreciated actors of present times ... what kind of people are you? Why don't you save your petty little username wars for when Harry reviews and self-referentially gushes over a piece of shit like Twilight. But not here. Show some fucking respect, please.
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So many hunks, all of them looking good enough to eat. Yum yum!
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I, DGDB, started the ball rolling with jokes. This whole TB is jokes. So to insult my loyal impostors with disrespect is fucking dumb and unprofessional. But thanks for the compliments of my rapier wit! I choose to use it on a website for science fiction fans! Sure, I could get paid for it like my heroes Judd Apatow or Seth Rogen, but you guys deserve it! Here's some more gems for you- fucking professional fucking Bale fucking lights being trashed. Just rearrange them to your liking. Bale bless!
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When I went off-topic, I damn well apologised for it. Seriously, tho, my boss looks like David Carradine. Google Image search Steve Bercu. Great guy, but totally reminds me of DC. Same laid-back demeanor as well.
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this one sucks
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www.aintitbalenews.comits the only way brother.
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"save it for Twilight" themagicalhorn...
Your wisdom has just blinded my brain. I obey.
ps. You're right about the imposter not being worth a pisshole in the snow too btw. I thought his soul could be saved, but naw. He's just a twat.
Final post in the Carradine tb from this dojo. It's been emotional. -
Onion AV Club. Oh wait, do you like to laugh at my clever rapier wit? Aintitbalenews! It's like this place, but with less exclusives and no interviews!
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"I'm finished"
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Jun 05, 2009 5:12:13 PM CDT
"A man can only live with the shame of having worked with Tarant
by prossor
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Cause I totally skipped There Will Be Blood. It looks great, and I heard lots of good about it, but nowadays I have to be in a certain mood to enjoy heavy movies like that. And that mood is-sober. Hence, I don't watch a lot of 'good' cinema these days, as I know I will not remember it. Sad, but true. Viva la Stuff!
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Just watch the last ten minutes or so, you'll know what I'm talking about. Here it is:
http://tinyurl.com/665a3l
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Got it. Remembered the spoilers. I'm not going all the way upstairs to watch that right now, sorry. I've been up for about thirty hours now, running on fumes. No way would Ted sanction a brutal bowling pin attack. But Daniel Day Lewis as the Blue Beetle? Fuck yeah!
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...than admit that someone accidentally killed themselves playing 'choke the chicken'. I don't see why his friends and family think it's so terrible for Carradine to be remembered as a depressed person who took his own life. Is it really better that the whole world now knows that he was a sexual deviant?
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Nothing is true. All is permitted, dolt.
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Hands tied behind his back. All our delightful masturbation jokes all for naught. Don't be mad at me friends, going for cheap laughs has its share of honor! That share being none! Aintitbalenews!
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this is like a fucked up MI6 meeting where the agents are flinging shit at one another since M left the room.
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I have a site that is just copy off this, but without connections or advertising! I'm a badass like Bale! I don't know that me and my loser firends aren't funny to anyone but ourselves! We all work temp jobs, but KNOW we're more talented than all those poopy people in Hollywood who made it while we toil away , never to amount to anything! Bale doesn't pop popcorn, he looks at it!!! We'll never make a dime writing or will ever be involved with Hollywood, as we SO desperately think we deserve to be (hard work?! Fuck that! We're too "clever" and annoying for that! Let them come to us!!!)!!!
*sigh*
I like to be mean to people like Rogan, Apatow, QT, because I know that they know I'm right (they read all my postings. Didn't ya know?! I'm a somebody here - that's why everyone here will go to my Bale-riffic site! Bale!) and they respect me. Eventually, they'll let me into the club, and I'll get invited to all the cool parties I never got invited to in high school! Yeah!
Bale doesn't get invites, he IS is the invite! Bale doesn't hunt, animals dies of fear when he approaches! You don't talk to Bale, you respond to his wisdom!
Bale!
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YEAH! Like Bale! Everyone in Hollywood knows I'm a straight shooter who doesn't fuck around!!! That's why they can't wait to read my screenplay! It's awesome in all the ways Rogan, Apatow, and QT aren't! Yeah! Bale! They read me, and they respect me! I heard they asked Harry for my email because they were all so floored my wit and originality, especially my site name! SO original - Like Bale! Bale wasn't born, he kicked his mother off of him!
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Jun 05, 2009 6:46:20 PM CDT
JUST THINK - YOU ALL GET THIS RAPIER WIT FOR FREE!
by dannygl0vers_dlckblood
Actually, everyone does - I've never made a dime writing...or doing anything else creative! Well, there's this thing I do with my tongue, but only for the generous fellas! Yeah! Bale! Whores pay Bale!
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I want Digital Arnie to dominate me! Hollywood should only make films that feature professional bodybuilders pretending to be robots from the future! DO IT MOVIE MOGULS! BRING ON THE MUSCLESTUDS!
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RIGHT? RIGHT? *LULZ* I'm funny, and people like Rogan, Apatow, and QT have come to respect me...because they respect my opinions on film...as a temp who is dripping with desperation to be "in on it"! I'm gonna be somebody - I'm gonna be a writer, dammit, and Hollywood's just gonna make me one because I know I deserve to be one!!! I'm talented! They'll come to me, because I know what's "good" and what "sucks"! Bale doesn't work, industry springs up wherever he goes! Bale doesn't breathe, he converts oxygen for the entire planet!!! Me and Bale are gonna have drinks sometime, I just know it! And you know what else? He'll respect me. I've always thought - nay - KNOWN we would be great friends who mutually respected one another one day. Bale doesn't wake up, he opens his eyes and existence continues! He does blink, he momentarity pauses space-time!!!
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GIVE ME MUSCLESTUD COCK! I'M ADDICTED TO MUSCLESTUDS! PLEASE SIR, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE?
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Are you listening?!! Why does Ryan Seacrest communicate with me using only his mind?! Since when can dogs walk on the ceiling?! I'm drowning!! OH GOD!! HELP ME!! No, wait... Wait!! My arms are... What's in that bag that guy's always carrying around? And there was that thing with the clock, which nobody remembers but me. They look at me in a weird way, when I'm walking. I'm just walking. People shouldn't look at me when I'm just walking. Just heading to the store. What was in that bag though? He always had that bag, took it everywhere. What was in it? OH GOD!! OH GOD!! OH GOD!! THIS... I sit in a tracksuit in the corner of the room and I rock backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards. And the paperwork is everywhere. I am out yet in. They keep knocking on the door and I wish I could let them enter.
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I can't take all this. I'm not built for it, okay?
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"Hey! Did you hear David Carradine died?" "Oh, wow. Really? How'd he die?" "Trying to get himself off in a hotel room in Bangkok." There's a lesson here for all the kinky dolphin-floggers and subversive meat-beaters out there. If you're going to lasso your crotch cobra and choke yourself out in the vain hope of siphoning a little more pleasure out of your 10,000th spank session, don't do it in a Bangkok hotel room if you're famous. It's bad enough for your family and friends to suffer your death without all the awkward glances, suppressed titters, and endless xxx-rated internet posts.
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Wang Hung tonight.
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was watching circle of iron 2 days ago. r.i.p.
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My father went the same way.
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Omg my name is MEME GUYS......., MEM!
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thats a damn fine movie, and a great way to pay tribute to the man, much more so than this abortion of a tb
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Jun 05, 2009 11:18:53 PM CDT
but really, those prince gifs took me 15 minutes to find
by ironic_name
so, you're welcome.
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David Carradine was doing tai chi on the beach when he stepped on a lamp. He gave it a rub and out came a genie She declared "You can have three wishes!"
David thought and said "well first of all, I wanna make a new movie, something really good, so people will stop bitching about my age." Poof, the genie declares the contract's in the post. He thinks some more and declares "I want a holiday, somewhere nice with cheap sex." Boof, he's in Thailand.
the genie says "these wishes are kinda standard, and nothing you couldn't achieve on your own, isn't there anything else you want that only I could help with?"
"Hmm... well, alright, I give in - I wanna be hung like a black man." -
Ancient Chinese Proverb. Sank you all.
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Some reports out with the family claiming foul play; alleging that amongst other appendages with rope around them, his hands were tied behind his back. Kind of defeats the purpose of auto erotic asphyxiation, doesn't it? Really tragic end for a very cool man.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one!! Oh your cleverness knows no bounds!!! You should be writing for The Onion!! Or something! Sorry we sent Queen Retard Palin back to the igloo, don't take it so personally. Salaam Baleikum!
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If you're Harry or Moriarty, then you've just lowered the bar for how useless you two are. Try spending the time learning how to write coherent articles.
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You fucking morons have NUMBERS instead of the letter o. It is not difficult to see that you're not actually DGDB posting.
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It does suck, but acting is one of the most depraved jobs on Earth. They get to feel like a rock-star on set, and as soon as that wears off they have to look for the next equivilient experience.
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Jun 06, 2009 8:07:16 AM CDT
DGD00D: "BSB AND DGDB DEVASTATED ME IN POLITICAL TALKBACKS"
by bringingsexyback
"I shall have my revenge by being the failest troll ever."
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young grasshopper saying "forgive me master, I have shamed you". sheesh, show some respect.
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Jun 06, 2009 8:28:55 AM CDT
batdance was pretty good. I think we can all agree on that.
by ironic_name
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immediately. Looks like I was right. Nothing new there.
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i salute you DICKBLOOD imposter! magnificent job exposing that loser for ME! ME! ME! mouthbreather he is.carry on my wayward son!!!!!fucks!
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what a joke!! after all his christian bale worship turned out to be for nothing, i guess he was forced to blow McG in order to save his pimply face.stupid fucks!
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The authorities say his hands were free. His manager says he heard from a second-party that his hands were tied. Which report has more credibility?
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From The Smoking Gun-
"In 2003 divorce papers obtained by the Smoking Gun, David's ex-wife Marina accused him of participating in "deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly." The papers do not say specifically what that behavior entailed." -
Just stopping by to check up on you guys!
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Exposing him for what? If I made a troll called 'I am the Terminat0r', it wouldn't expose anything because it wouldn't be YOU posting. It'd be some idiot with too much free-time. Like these festering, gimmick posting twats!
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and just how does Dickhead's dick taste these days?
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Like caramel and marshmallows, with just a hint of cinnamon.
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Now that was a Carradine classic.
Long Riders was great, also The Silent Flute! -
S'up dudes? Can I just say that I loved 'Hanging With Mr Cooper' as a youth and that I am anxiously awaiting the big screen version.
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Jun 06, 2009 5:44:50 PM CDT
That's what happens when you snub a peron at wizard world 2004
by drdoom_v
It's called Karma Bitch!
(I know you wanted to be well hung but come on!!!!---badumbum! ZINGGG!) -
...if it had happened to Nick Cage just after filming Bangkok Dangerous. That would have been a riot.
Shout out! Hey Nick, do you know where your sideburns are? Cause I know the audience doesn't! -
Jun 07, 2009 2:17:22 AM CDT
Kill Rock Stars' singer-songwriter Jeff Hanson found dead
by ironic_name
http://tinyurl.com/qbcvrh
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I send my chinkanese hookas of death fo yu! yu dont fack with my show! Domo arigato Mr. Roboto!
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for making me laugh.
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Jun 07, 2009 4:19:47 PM CDT
I talked with a pornstarlett about hangin with mr cooper once
by ironic_name
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Yeaahhh.... This.... yeah.... hmmm...
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http://tinyurl.com/lvy9zc
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Here's a better view...
http://tinyurl.com/mw4ww2
...His hands are obviously tied. -
On The Barry Gibb Talk Show! Talkin' about issues. Talkin' about real important issues. Talkin' it up! On The Barry Gibb Talk Show.Checkin' out politics. In this crazy, crazy tow-own! I think it's super-smart of the family to make a huge public fuss about the release of this picture. I had no idea it existed until I heard their complaining. Plus people might have thought they were okay with it if they didn't mouth off on the subject.
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Jun 08, 2009 3:14:51 PM CDT
I read somewhere that he was found wearing fishnet stockings and
by prossor
and there was lingerie on the bed - probably what that red thing is on the corner of the bed.
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damn cutoff
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I dont think so since it's just now coming out . the thai police are the lowest on the totem pole of actually being police and were just paid loads by the publicists or his family to make something up. Heck they're even saying he was killed by kung fu assassins lol.
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The photo showed his hands tied above his head. I don't buy Kung Fu assassins, but tourists have been getting killed at an alarming pace in Thailand. I suspect that he may have invited someone to his room, gotten tied up, and then found additional guests of a non-friendly nature. Self love is kind of hard when your arms are tied above your head.
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David Carradine hasn't been forgotten. It's good to know that there will be a new book about him called "David Carradine: The Eye of My Tornado". It's written by Carradine's ex and will look at Carradine's life and death.
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Uh oh
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I think Carradine had a good relationship with this particular ex, so the book shouldn't be a hatchet job.
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Usually when someone is gone is when the knives come out
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