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A Positively Aggravating Spy Pic of Josh Brolin as JONAH HEX! and 2 great ones!

Hey folks, Harry here... and ya know... I think I see how aliens always have bad photographs of their ships and stuff. Because when the amazing thing appears - the person witnessing it just doesn't have high grade equipment. Because it was just a casual thing. Below - we have a photo of Josh Brolin as JONAH HEX in an alley way in New Orleans for the film coming from the director of HORTON HEARS A WHO. I've confirmed the costume, but there's nothing that can be done about the washed out over-exposed face. Now - perhaps some geek with the FBI or CIA can do something amazing to bring out the washed out details. Putting our government's money to good use. OR - maybe... OBAMA? Are you a JONAH HEX fan? Put the CIA on this. We want to see Josh's messed up face and so do you! It would be that spirit of cooperation, that I've never felt from the Federal Government before. Here's the pic:

I'd post an image of the comic character's face - but frankly - if you don't know, you should seek that information out yourself. And you should read some of these amazing stories. Can't wait for a solid release pic on this! Very curious!

Our reader, Carter The Great sent in the following pics and this link for more! Looking damn good!

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  • June 3, 2009, 2:38 a.m. CST

    How very post worthy.

    by JuanSanchez

  • June 3, 2009, 2:38 a.m. CST


    by ReportAbuse

    It's an evocative photograph as such but doesn't convey a lot about the character.

  • June 3, 2009, 2:39 a.m. CST

    What about that Fox, Megan?

    by Monkeybrains

    More pics of her in that tight outfit, please.

  • June 3, 2009, 2:41 a.m. CST


    by 11ZOMBIES

    Who cares? I mean really, who cares?

  • June 3, 2009, 2:42 a.m. CST

    There are other photos (LINK)

    by Rommel Catuncan

  • June 3, 2009, 2:43 a.m. CST

    Yeah, this needs Megan Fox's pink zone on a bike.

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Just sayin'

  • June 3, 2009, 2:44 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox IS a pink zone on a bike.

    by The Dark Shite

  • June 3, 2009, 2:45 a.m. CST

    You got the Sherlock Holmes pic mixed up

    by lockesbrokenleg


  • June 3, 2009, 2:50 a.m. CST

    The Brains

    by BrooseTheScharuk

    Hey man, those pics are waaay better, except for the fact that they seem to have kind of pussied out on the scarring. Hopefully there will be a bit of CG to augment it, although I don't see any markers on his face or anything like that.

  • June 3, 2009, 2:51 a.m. CST


    by Rommel Catuncan

    Yes, that's the first thing that struck me too.

  • June 3, 2009, 2:58 a.m. CST

    11th-15th possibly

    by robertplant


  • June 3, 2009, 2:58 a.m. CST

    ooh 11th

    by robertplant


  • June 3, 2009, 3:02 a.m. CST

    Looks like a tanning booth accident...

    by BurnHollywood

    I was hoping more for Two-Face from TDK...WTF?

  • June 3, 2009, 3:06 a.m. CST

    The Thomas Jane makeup job was better.

    by Hammer2Fall

    Whoever did that should have gotten this gig.

  • June 3, 2009, 3:22 a.m. CST

    Didn't direct Kung Fu Panda

    by Andyrooskie

    It was Horton Hears a Who, but I suppose it's all the same. Know nothing of Jonah Hex, but I'm intrigued...

  • June 3, 2009, 3:27 a.m. CST

    Hey Josh, you got a little something on your face.

    by otm shank

    No, the other side.

  • June 3, 2009, 3:28 a.m. CST

    Yeah, and what's with that stupid grin?

    by 3D-Man

  • June 3, 2009, 3:29 a.m. CST

    Not messed up ENOUGH!!! >:O

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    But then, it's better than the non-existent scar the Comedian had in Watchmen. Still, Hex's right eye should be WIDE open all the time and the right-side of his mouth/cheek should be exposed more, showing his side teeth.<p>The guy should be a Western Two-Face!

  • June 3, 2009, 3:49 a.m. CST

    Maybe the will add in extra CGi facial effects after..

    by wowsah156

    thats what they done with Aaron Echhart as 2Face in The Dark Knight. Maybe the make up is just to give Brolin and the cast somethng to work with until the final CGI is put in.

  • June 3, 2009, 3:50 a.m. CST

    White Wedding!

    by twogunjames

    It's a nice day for a white wedding.

  • June 3, 2009, 4 a.m. CST

    God tell me

    by David Cloverfield

    they'll have zombies or time travel or some shit. Hex works for me, but especially with outlandish elements.

  • June 3, 2009, 4:34 a.m. CST

    They're remaking TOTAL RECALL now?

    by Mr Gorilla

    Just read that on CHUD. Says that Kurt Wimmer might be directing it. Neil Moritz producing. Oh my God. Have those guys actually SEEN the original? Have they seen it play with an audience? Do they REALLY, REALLY think they can match the original in terms of entertainment and thrills and spills? Look, I know the film is a bit bonkers and the casting of Arnie is not great, but who CARES when there are this many iconic moments? DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD!!!! CONSIDER THIS A DIVORCE!

  • June 3, 2009, 4:47 a.m. CST

    Looks like he was stung by a bee.

    by JuanSanchez

  • June 3, 2009, 5 a.m. CST

    Thomas Jane

    by Crooooooow

    Better makeup, better choice!

  • June 3, 2009, 5:18 a.m. CST

    This film will bomb.

    by Reelheed

    Mark. My. Words. MARK THEM!

  • June 3, 2009, 5:21 a.m. CST

    I hope they CGI his eye...

    by DarqueGuy

    Something similar to the Two-Face effect in Dark Knight. The scarring around his right eye that made it appear larger than the left one is one of Hex's defining features.

  • June 3, 2009, 6:03 a.m. CST

    I too hope they're planning some CGI augmentations for that.

    by raw_bean

    It's true he just doesn't quite look like Hex without that unnaturally exposed right eye. Still interested to see this though, especially if they're using Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray's recent series as source material, it rocks.

  • June 3, 2009, 6:03 a.m. CST

    Strictly for the rough-trade crowd.

    by Bob Cryptonight

    You know who you are...

  • June 3, 2009, 6:24 a.m. CST

    but lets not forget Megan Fox is in this

    by Cedar_Room

    wearing corsets and such. So there's at least ONE reason why you might want to see this.

  • June 3, 2009, 6:26 a.m. CST

    Re: Two-Face

    by ArmageddonProductions

    Sorry, guys, this is likely gonna be the final makeup for Jonah Hex, no graphic CGI augmentation. Why? Remember THE DARK KNIGHT? Remember when they released DARK KNIGHT action figures and toys? Remember one of those action figures being Two-Face? That's right, you don't. If they couldn't make toys of some dude with half his face graphically burnt off, they sure as hell ain't gonna risk the merchandising of a kiddie-friendly comic book movie by having the main character look too PG-13ish to advertise on Cartoon Network during daylight hours.

  • June 3, 2009, 6:33 a.m. CST

    Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash

    by rfid

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  • June 3, 2009, 7:07 a.m. CST

    Looking Damn Bad!

    by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon

    Looks cheap if ya ask me but like most the furry Fox will put me in the theater seat.

  • June 3, 2009, 7:14 a.m. CST



    They needed to get the look closer to the one in the comic...this is watered down, made-for-tv looking...lightweight and wimpish. Looks like another fuck-up on the horizon!

  • June 3, 2009, 7:29 a.m. CST

    Fuck that have you see what Megan Fox looks like in this

    by drturing

  • June 3, 2009, 7:31 a.m. CST

    Why does he have that "...arrrgh! ahoy matey!.." look...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...on his face? I take it he's burned or something?

  • June 3, 2009, 7:32 a.m. CST

    It's not Jonah Hex...

    by Kid Z's Hairlip Henry.

  • June 3, 2009, 7:39 a.m. CST

    he should lay off the beans

    by bagwanbob

  • June 3, 2009, 7:43 a.m. CST

    looks a little doughy

    by blackshuck

    and his eye should be messed up, too.

  • June 3, 2009, 7:45 a.m. CST

    You can have it...

    by Castlemonster

    Brolin just doesn't fit. He just looks to short and well-fed and un-rugged (besides the obvious inadequacies of the make-up). Maybe he'll look different through the more selective gaze of the lens but it's one of those things where I wish they hadn't bothered.

  • June 3, 2009, 8:06 a.m. CST

    Jonah Hex is a stroke victim?

    by Fievel

  • June 3, 2009, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Drool cup

    by Castlemonster

    It occurs to me that in real life Jonah Hex would need one. That's a good example of why some legends should never emerge from the original media. And Josh Brolin is a fine actor (much better in that regard than his dad) but he isn't a patch on Clint Eastwood (who Jonah Hex, after all, is modeled after). He probably isn't a patch on Eastwood's hairdresser.

  • June 3, 2009, 8:21 a.m. CST

    yeah. not ugly enough...


    because the pussies in charge still want to make him somewhat appealing to women, visually. when in the comics, he was ugly as shit on his bad side but made up for it with character.

  • June 3, 2009, 8:24 a.m. CST

    Brian Blessed is ODIN!!!

    by Nice Marmot

    How's that for no-brainer casting?

  • June 3, 2009, 8:26 a.m. CST

    come on..!

    by blimblambloo

    The pic looks great. I didn't think they were even going to do the mouth disfigurement... I wasn't expecting the big eye. Looks excellent to me.

  • June 3, 2009, 8:36 a.m. CST

    Brian Blessed is VOLSTAGG!!!

    by SpyGuy

    Or he should be, instead of Odin.

  • June 3, 2009, 8:37 a.m. CST

    Where's Hex's bulging eyeball?

    by SpyGuy

    Was it fucked by AVATAR?

  • June 3, 2009, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Fuck Megan Fox, this needs

    by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

    John Malkovitch's pink zone on a bike!

  • June 3, 2009, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Wanna end the Marvel rant in here now...

    by butterbean

    yeah Brian Blessed is Volstagg. And Cary Elwes is Fandral. John Rhys Davies could be Odin.

  • June 3, 2009, 9:23 a.m. CST


    by TITBAG


  • June 3, 2009, 9:31 a.m. CST

    The True Blood guy

    by Blood T Cat

    would've worked or maybe Josh Holloway before he got fat

  • June 3, 2009, 9:37 a.m. CST

    his shoulders...


    does he have any? i think it's his lack of level shoulder that make his head look big, as someone said.. he just goes from neck to arms. not a very heroic build...<P>also, i will pay to see this movie if brolin's hex gets on some kid's tiny velocipede and gets his hand stuck on a speeding horse carriage, ala GOONIES

  • June 3, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST

    blackshuck, you're right.

    by kevred

    I couldn't quite put a finger on it, but that's it. I imagine Hex as more Clint Eastwood with the facial deformity, as opposed to this rounder/stockier version. (Thomas Jane, you had my vote.) Hope he works well in motion--photos don't tell the whole story.<p>PS: Is your screen name a Darkness reference? What a fantastic group they were. I still miss 'em, even with Hawkins's new band.

  • June 3, 2009, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Not bad, but not ugly enough for Hex

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    That is all.

  • June 3, 2009, 9:54 a.m. CST

    SpyGuy, that's a brilliant idea for Volstagg!

    by kevred

    I haven't seen Blessed lately, so I don't know if he's still primed for that type of thing, but what a great idea.<p>I'd love to see him, Hogun, Fandral, Balder, Sif, etc. Hopefully Marvel will have the guts to incorporate the full Asgard experience and not do some mopey, drab, Thor-by-himself-in-our-mundane-world tripe.

  • June 3, 2009, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox is NOT HOT

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    She's just a skank who flashed her midriff in a horrible Michael Bay movie about pissing robots, and suddenly she's THE HOTTEST WOMAN EVER?!? Fuck that. Too skinny, greasy-looking...yuck.

  • June 3, 2009, 10 a.m. CST

    megan fox not hot


    no, she's hot, she's just not the mecca of all womanhoo that she has been categorized as. she looks like any pornstar in the biz right now, all of which you can see fuck for free on the web. so why jizz your pants with bay dangling her infront of you to go see his movie?

  • June 3, 2009, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox gives opinion on playing Wonder Woman

    by Mr Incredible

    “She’s lame,” Megan told FHM magazine. “She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.” Ah, today's youth. Wonder Woman's been around for 68 years. Will anybody give a shit about Megan Fox in 68 years? I think not.

  • June 3, 2009, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Not grizzled enough

    by D.Vader

    That's my opinion.

  • June 3, 2009, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Nasty In the Pasty, Zombot & Mr. Incredible

    by Darkartist

    I agree with all of you maniacs. Every time I hear some dude gush over Megan Fox I want to shove a beach towel down their throat, yank it out and obliterate their stomach lining. She's a Vivid Video actress that lucked into legitimate work.

  • June 3, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

    who gives a shit about

    by TheExterminator

    wonder woman...what are you? a homosexual?

  • June 3, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Same goes for Sasha Grey!

    by Darkartist

    She's heinous too, and if it weren't for that motherfucking Girlfriend Experience, I wouldn't have to hear shit about her either.

  • June 3, 2009, 11 a.m. CST

    She's a Vivid Video actress that lucked into legitimate work.


    agreed. i mean, i'd still sleep with her, but she would have to be tested to see if she got anything from michael bay first. even then i could list about 50 girls i'd snuggle with first.

  • June 3, 2009, 11:02 a.m. CST

    See if she got anything from Michael Bay...

    by Darkartist


  • June 3, 2009, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Two-Face Action Figure

    by elvirasbuttboy

    I actually have the Two-Face action figure from Dark Knight, So they did make them. But they do need to CG his looks and make him much more disfigured.

  • June 3, 2009, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Shut the fuck up

    by slone13

    <p>Hex/Brolin looks fine. ANd Fox is 100% hot. You whiny fuckbags just need something to bitch about and this happened to be the talkback that you decided to click on to do it in.</p> <p>Good day.</p>

  • June 3, 2009, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Thank you, Slone13

    by Darkartist

    You are a keen observer of the obvious. Might I ask what Ivy League University you graduated from to gain such a superior intellect to your fellow man? I mean, I don't even feel like we're the same species since you are CLEARLY the most brilliant mortal to ever walk this Earth. I only hope that in 20 years time I can gain such wise insight into topics as important as Jonah Hex and Megan Fox. How do you even have time to visit silly little film sites with all the cures you have to discover and the nations you must save?

  • June 3, 2009, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Yeah not messed up enough

    by kafka07

    but good enough I guess. Didn't even know this movie was filming yet but glad that it's underway.

  • June 3, 2009, 11:30 a.m. CST

    That damn lidless eyeball...

    by Kid Z

    ... of Dent's in TDK bugged the crap out of me. Dude couldn't blink! How the f**k did that eye not dry up and fall out of his head. They went a little too far with the Two-Face look, IMHO. I mean, he's Two-Face, not Half Burn Guy! And, as my mom, a former RN said, "He's go into septic shock after a few hours and drop dead." Guess I shouldn't complain too much though. Two-Face in Batman Forever, with his half-white, half-pink mug looked like a humanoid box of Neopolitan ice cream that someone ate all the chocolate out of.

  • June 3, 2009, 11:31 a.m. CST


    by slone13

    I said "Good day", sir.

  • June 3, 2009, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Go back to the lab, Slone13

    by Darkartist

    The world is still waiting on your AIDS cure & I'd hate to see you lose a lucrative government grant over a foolish argument with me. Godspeed, gentle genius!

  • June 3, 2009, 11:38 a.m. CST

    other than the mouth sneer


    i don't see any difference between jonah hex's one cheek and both of edward james olmos's.....

  • June 3, 2009, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Re: Megan Fox

    by BrooseTheScharuk

    I love me some hot girls, I love sex (which I've had plenty of, by the way), porn, nudity, etc. But I've never, in my adult life, paid money to get into a movie theater just to oggle some chick that stirred my loins. I'm interested in good movies, not pining over some Hollywood tart who I'll never even meet, let alone get into bed with. You can see equally or better looking females on the street of any city, any day of the week, and maybe even get to know them, if you have the balls. Stuff your fucking celebrities! And besides, Megan Fox looks like some sun-damaged bikini mannequin with the thousand yard stare.

  • June 3, 2009, 12:24 p.m. CST

    say what ya want about Thomas Jane....

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    But he is a big time comic book fan / geek you should see this guy at the comic book conventions.... always enthusiastic and love to be around the fans because he's a fan of the characters!. The make-up job he did was FAR BETTER than this bullshit they are trying to sell us!

  • June 3, 2009, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Thomas Jane looked so much better!

    by Vespalad

    This kind of looks like a joke compared to the image of Thomas Jane that surfaced last year. Brolin looks like he's doing a bad impression of Two-Face here. Too bad, I had high hopes for this....

  • June 3, 2009, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Brolin is a badass!

    by fassbinder79

    And Megan Fox looks hot in this from the pics I've seen. Hopefully the Kung Fu Panda director will let this be a dark film like the comics.

  • June 3, 2009, 12:47 p.m. CST

    This looks like a bad Halloween costume

    by GunterMonkey


  • June 3, 2009, 1:07 p.m. CST


    by Genre_Baby

    That make up is weak. I was expecting a lot more in the disfigurement because that Hex is hardly ugly and ugly is what JH is all about: outside and in. I'm sure Josh will be a great Jonah but I'm bummed about the make up. Not enough of the ugly for Hex imo.

  • June 3, 2009, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Uninspired so far...

    by Grinning White Skull

    The make-up looks terrible from a design point of view. Brolin looks short and fat, not tall and lean like the character from the comic books. He looks too well-fed for a drifter like the haunted Jonah Hex. Still, it's Brolin. We'll see...but this doesn't look promising.

  • June 3, 2009, 1:25 p.m. CST

    I prefer the Thomas Jane version...

    by kjmad25

    ... the role should have gone to the man with the feminine last name.

  • June 3, 2009, 1:27 p.m. CST


    by DrMorbius

    Well said and said well!

  • June 3, 2009, 1:29 p.m. CST

    The casting of "Men"

    by #1 Zero

    Every thing I've read about the casting of terminator salvation has McG saying that there are very few actors in their early 30's that have a great presence or sort of gravity. He's been saying that most of the actors that age are boyish so the best he could find were Worthington and Christian Bale. I like the casting of Brolin becuase he's at least somewhat manly although it probably took him a good twenty years of toiling before he kind of started to get the tough guy roles. Now his age is an assett to play mature men, kind of like Brad Pitt now. But I don't know if a younger audience will be all that into Brolin, and this is a comic book movie so I'm guessing PG-13 rating but maybe Megan Fox will bring in the younger crowd. I don't know, just a thought but I sort of agree that actors in their early thirties are usually not the Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson type. I know Dicaprio tries but even with his beard for his tough guy roles he's a little baby faced.

  • June 3, 2009, 1:33 p.m. CST


    by FaTassDino_Molester

    "I love me some hot girls, I love sex (which I've had plenty of, by the way"...Sure ya have, buddy. Sure ya have...

  • June 3, 2009, 1:53 p.m. CST

    simply put


    the makeup is weak and simple so that modern idiot audiences can relate to the character, and so megan fox's character 'hooking up' with Hex is plausible and not too far fetched. Face it, they've watered it down, and in doing so, totally changed the point of jonah hex. people are supposed to nearly puke when they see him, but he defends them anyway because it's the right thing to do.

  • June 3, 2009, 2:30 p.m. CST

    There's another picture of him in the link

    by Castlemonster

    that shows how short and soft Brolin looks. He looks like the plush toy version of Jonah Hex. Can't fix that with CGI. Doesn't look like this role will be too high on his resume, frankly.

  • June 3, 2009, 2:34 p.m. CST

    His face SHOULD be mangled...And the rating SHOULD be a hard R

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    lets face it, Jonah Hex is not a marketable character like Spider-Man Or BAT-BALE, therefore they should push it as a hardcore western in the vein of Hang em High.

  • June 3, 2009, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox is film poison

    by alienindisguise

    She's just a snotty bitch who blew her way to stardom. Is there any young actress who's not a whore?

  • June 3, 2009, 2:47 p.m. CST

    it looks like a fuckin allergic reaction

    by VD_Furnier

    like a bee stung him in the lip or something. LAME.... I want to see heavy scars on Hex. This movie will suck!!!

  • June 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m. CST


    by BrooseTheScharuk

    Buh-huh! Good one. I NEVER expected anyone to call me on THAT! You got me! Seriously though, is that all you've got, you fucking cliché? I never said I was some kind of stud...I'm in my fucking forties, with average, goodish looks, and have had several long term relationships throughout my adult life. When you're in those, you usually get to have a fair amount of sex. It even happens to fat or less-than-attractive people, nitwit. As a matter of disclosure, I was shy in my teens and didn't lose my virginity until I was 21, but I've gotten a lot of use out my slightly-larger-than-average penis since then (no doubt I'll be hearing back from you on that claim too). Oh, and like everyone else in the talkbacks, I like to jerk off too. That counts, doesn't it? You're a real wit. Cretin.

  • June 3, 2009, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Dark Night screwed it up for this film

    by Fish Tank

    As I was watching TwoFace i the hospital bed, all I kept thinking was - damn that would be a great Hex. Anything they do that's close to TwoFace will be viewed as derivative.

  • June 3, 2009, 2:49 p.m. CST

    megan fox is some hot snatch though

    by VD_Furnier

    she should stop making such stupid fucking movies like transformers. FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY AND YOUR BULLSHIT KIDDIE MOVIES!!!

  • June 3, 2009, 2:54 p.m. CST

    two-face vs hex


    i thought the same thing. i thought- if harvey healed up (fingers crossed!) that's what hex should look like...not this. but i mean they couldn't even try to compete with dent's look..and i guess it was so hard to do, it's probably why it was in the movie so briefly... and then they go and kill him...i'm still mad at nolan for that. i understand the reasons why they did it, but once you succumb to killing off the colorful villains in a batman movie, you are not much better than burton or schumacher...

  • June 3, 2009, 2:56 p.m. CST

    when Megan Fox become the next Shannon Elizabeth...


    she'll wish she had become the porn star instead of the typecast tripe star, and regret ever getting into Bay's limo in the alley of the club where he 'discovered' her.

  • June 3, 2009, 2:58 p.m. CST


    by Professor Falcon

    <p>You need to relax, man. Shoving beach towels down people's throats? Obliterating their stomach linings? Because they echo the massive public opinion that Megan Fox is hot? You're a fucking whackjob.</p> <p>You DO realize that no one here is stating that she's a good actress, right? And that Vivid "actresses" are all super fucking hot, no? Fucking moron.</p> <p>Go back to bickering with Slone13.</p>

  • June 3, 2009, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Costume looks great!

    by Joker Gordon Levitt

    Brolin's a solid actor, and Megan Fox is the best there is at what she does. I really hope the story lives up to the potential. For some reason I have fear this will be the next "Bloodrayne". Hope I'm wrong.

  • June 3, 2009, 3:13 p.m. CST

    Let's not forget

    by DennisMM

    that Hex's entire right side was not involved. He had the disfigured mouth with the stringer, and the pulled-down corner at the eye. But apart from the cheek, he was not badly scarred. His forehead didn't have anything, as I recall - and I'm talking classic DeZuniga here, from my youth - and his cheek was only partly disfigured, from where a white-hot tomahawk was pressed to his cheek and mouth. He wasn't a Two-Face, by any means, and certainly not "TDK"-look. Could the scars be more prominent? Sure. But we're lucky we got the mouth stringer.

  • June 3, 2009, 3:18 p.m. CST


    by Joker Gordon Levitt

    my new ID

  • June 3, 2009, 3:21 p.m. CST


    by DennisMM

    Well-played, sir.

  • June 3, 2009, 3:23 p.m. CST

    I sure am glad

    by TedKordLives

    you guys are around to tell me who's attractive and who's not. I'm so confused!

  • June 3, 2009, 3:30 p.m. CST

    megan fox's mouth stringer...


    i wonder if she'd going to kiss him from his bad side and slip her tongue into his cheek-hole and lick his teeth.

  • June 3, 2009, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Professor Falcon

    by Darkartist

    I've been a whackjob since the moment creation dumped me on this miserable rock. Doesn't take a genius to figure it out. Just like I don't need to have met you to KNOW that you're a mouth-breathing, shit-sucking mongoloid with no concept of something as simple as hyperbole. Wow! Now we've both wasted time stating the obvious to one another.

  • June 3, 2009, 4:01 p.m. CST

    I Gotta Agree.

    by TedKordLives

    The makeup's pretty weak. But Brolin's a fine actor, not to mention the Malkovich Malkovich as the bad guy. I hope he chews up the scenery and spits it in Megan Fox's face. MMM, Megan Fox.

  • June 3, 2009, 4:02 p.m. CST

    And thanks for giving me permission to bicker

    by Darkartist

    I was going to keep my mouth shut until some one gave me permission to bicker, so thanks for that, you plum-smuggler.

  • June 3, 2009, 4:02 p.m. CST


    by TedKordLives

    Ew. <P> Seriously.

  • June 3, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST


    by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

    Anyone who declares "I love sex (which I've had plenty of, by the way)", especially if this is completely off-topic and unsolicited, is clearly a virgin. It's like a guy I knew in college who used to mention his girlfriend out-of-the-blue as often as possible, and even used to "receive" messages from her five times a day...until a guy walked in on him recording one of the messages into his cell using a slightly higher voice. But nice try! Actually no it wasn't...

  • June 3, 2009, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Your totally welcome, Darkartist

    by Professor Falcon

    But Mongoloid? I'm not from Mogolia. And we both know you were never going to keep your mouth shut anyway, so don't lie, it's unbecoming.

  • June 3, 2009, 4:16 p.m. CST

    mongoloid=downsyndrome, btw


  • June 3, 2009, 4:36 p.m. CST

    Pssssst, zom-bot, I totally knew what Darkartist meant

    by Professor Falcon

    I was being facetious by referring to the proper definition of the word "Mongoloid", which, according to the dictionary is: "a variation of the word 'Mongol', meaning 'Mongol-like'. It is a racial category to describe the distinctive appearance of East Asian peoples." Only crude simpletons actually use the term "monogloid" when they actually mean "someone afflicted with Down Syndrome".

  • June 3, 2009, 4:39 p.m. CST

    How the West was won ^

    by Rommel Catuncan

  • June 3, 2009, 4:41 p.m. CST


    by BrooseTheScharuk

    Actually, I offered that bit of unsolicited info in a misguided attempt to avert just this sort of petty back-and-forth. Clearly, you are attempting to bait me, and I'm just giving you the mistaken impression that I care what you think, aren't I? Good for you, you clever manipulator of strangers minds, you. We are both anonymous here, so why would I give a fuck? Enjoy yourself.

  • June 3, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST


    by alice 13

    nice underbite.

  • June 3, 2009, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Great joke, Professor Falcon

    by Darkartist

    You know you're destined for stand-up stardom when you have to explain the 'joke' you've just told. See? Total mongoloid.

  • June 3, 2009, 5:17 p.m. CST

    The Thomas Jane Pics are better

    by crazybubba

    Looking forward to this movie but the pics are lame. Looks like something put together by amatuers on youtube. Some one already asked this but what about the bulging eye?

  • June 3, 2009, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Poor Josh Brolin...

    by smackfu

    he had no idea what he was getting into when he decided to tango with you fags lol<br><br>Let this be a lesson to all big name actors out there, don't take roles like these for the fans, no matter how much they say they want it, they really don't, they just want an excuse to shit on you. Let this comic book movie thing drift back to the days of Roger Corman's Fantastic Four, and Dolph Lundgren's Masters of the Universe, then we'll see how fussy they are over the shade of Hex's uniform, or his scar being .77mm too far to the right.

  • June 3, 2009, 5:26 p.m. CST

    BrooseTheScharuk, you

    by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

  • June 3, 2009, 5:29 p.m. CST

    I mean, you're right! Ducking keyboard malfunction...

    by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

    I just found the fact that you kept posting paragraph-long accounts of your "exploits" to be both amusing, and disgusting!

  • June 3, 2009, 5:29 p.m. CST

    in defense of the fans

    by crazybubba

    comic book movies are usually made for the general movie audience not the comic fans. the guys who make these movies know the average fan is really picky but they still dilute everything in order to draw in a larger audience. that's fine, hollywood's a business not a charity but don't pretend you're doing it for the fans when you're not.

  • June 3, 2009, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Exposed eye...

    by Castlemonster

    When you think about it, wouldn't a guy with an exposed eye just wear an eye-patch? I mean you're out in the desert with sand blowing in your eye and no one has invented Visine yet. You have the sun in your eye during a gun-fight. Flies trying to lay eggs on it while you're asleep<p>I reckon audiences wouldn't warm up to a hero with this thoroughly unnerving eyeball on them from what is supposed to be the hero. I think we can give them a pass on that for these reasons and probably many more. Eh?

  • June 3, 2009, 5:31 p.m. CST

    But Broose...

    by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

    you shouldn't give a fuck. I certainly don't, (especially about this topic).

  • June 3, 2009, 5:35 p.m. CST


    by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

    Thanks for that lovely image! But I agree, probably should wear like a feedbag over his head, for his own health.

  • June 3, 2009, 5:40 p.m. CST


    by TedKordLives

    It'd be better if he was always chewing tobacco, and it was constantly leaking out, grossing out whomever he was talking to. Hi-lar-i-ous!

  • June 3, 2009, 5:42 p.m. CST

    After a couple days...

    by Castlemonster

    that eye would be brown and black and the size of a grapefruit and threatening to explode in a geyser of puss. Our hero will have enough trouble with the drool issue. And lets face it, no in-demand stud actor who cares about his career is gonna agree to have a grody-looking eyeball CGI'd on his face through a major motion picture that may be remembered and spawn sequels. If they were going to CGI it in you'd know, anyway, because that part of his face would be painted green. Nope, I reckon that'll be the look in the finished movie.

  • June 3, 2009, 5:44 p.m. CST


    by Master Bruce

    kinda...the mouth looks right, but where's the f-d up eye? Was the studio afraid to risk making him unrecognizable - as if the audience would be too friggin stupid to realize that it's Josh Brolin up there on the screen - or was it his vanity? Who knows? As it is now, it just looks like Josh Brolin in a Jonah Hex Halloween costume. Hopefully, this will look far better on film.

  • June 3, 2009, 5:52 p.m. CST

    It Musta Sucked Wearing That Make Up All Day

    by LaserPants

    Also: Two Face cg makeup looked WAY better.

  • June 3, 2009, 5:55 p.m. CST


    by TITBAG


  • June 3, 2009, 5:57 p.m. CST


    by TITBAG


  • June 3, 2009, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Its right below the tab key

    by skimn

    Titbag...the Caps Lock...

  • June 3, 2009, 6:15 p.m. CST


    by TedKordLives

    Best Subject Line Ever! <p> BWAH-HAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • June 3, 2009, 6:19 p.m. CST

    CAPSLOCK 4 EVAH!!!!!



  • June 3, 2009, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Never thought I'd live to see a Jonah Hex movie.

    by Raymar

  • June 3, 2009, 6:35 p.m. CST

    This is the death knell of comic book movies...

    by JethroBodine

    Trust me. This is gonna be shit, and it can be added to the stack of other bad comic books turned movies, such as Catwoman, Daredevel, Ghost Rider, etc. The market is going to be so saturated with bad ones like this that they will completely overshadow the few good ones out there. So all of you who like good comic book movies, you can wave adios to them for another 30 years or so after this shit hits the screen. Sure there may be one or two more good ones while the genere is in it's death rattle, but mark my words, the shark has been jumped with this one.

  • June 3, 2009, 7 p.m. CST

    Darkartist = crude simpleton

    by Professor Falcon

    No joke here

  • June 3, 2009, 7:03 p.m. CST

    "Daredevil" is not a bad movie.

    by DennisMM

    It's just dull. Not the same thing. And the director's cut is surprisingly competent, though that's not saying much more. "Ghost Rider" is hilarious, obviously being played for comedy, for about 1/3 of its length. When the comedy dies, the movie dies with it. "Catwoman" cannot be excused.

  • June 3, 2009, 7:12 p.m. CST


    by TedKordLives

    Yeah, the director's cut of DD is way better than the theatrical release. Fox fucked that movie up big time, surprise surprise. Still not great, but much improved. <P> And, I agree with your assessment of Ghost Rider. When it's funny, it's fucking hilarious. But when it tries to get serious, it's just laughable. The guy that made those(whose name escapes me at the moment) is a competent director but he should NOT get to write his own scripts. I can tell he loves these characters, but all the passion in the world doesn't make you a better writer.

  • June 3, 2009, 7:23 p.m. CST

    I guess I am going to have to watch the director's cut of DD

    by Continentalop

    Because I thought that movie was just horrible. And while the director's cut might be better, it doesn't absolve it from the fact that it wants to jump from DD origin story to the most important story in its comic book history (The Death of Elekra) in just one movie. Maybe they should have saved that one for the sequel?

  • June 3, 2009, 7:36 p.m. CST

    by Mr Lucas

  • June 3, 2009, 7:37 p.m. CST

    In hotness terms,

    by Mr Lucas

    as well as acting ability, Rachael McAdams > Megan Fox.

  • June 3, 2009, 8:04 p.m. CST

    Is that Dick Cheney as a young'un?

    by Snookeroo

  • June 3, 2009, 8:09 p.m. CST


    by the Green Gargantua

    maybe they will go in with computer ala 2 face?? There is a kind of Ted Kennedy thing happening too.

  • June 3, 2009, 8:33 p.m. CST

    DC continuing the Choo-Choo Train of Good!

    by danger_havok

    This "Green Gargantua" chap below thinks this looks awful....This is probably the same kind of ass who thought Two-Face was horrible too. (Slaps dick on the forehead of GREEN GARGANTUA) "Fool, go back to your mother's basement." DC has yet to fail me thus far, some may argue SUPERMAN RETURNS was bad, but if you look at it like a love letter to Christopher Reeve, then as Stan Lee would say, "Nuff said!"

  • June 3, 2009, 8:33 p.m. CST

    DC continuing the Choo-Choo Train of Good!

    by danger_havok

    This "Green Gargantua" chap below thinks this looks awful....This is probably the same kind of ass who thought Two-Face was horrible too. (Slaps dick on the forehead of GREEN GARGANTUA) "Fool, go back to your mother's basement." DC has yet to fail me thus far, some may argue SUPERMAN RETURNS was bad, but if you look at it like a love letter to Christopher Reeve, then as Stan Lee would say, "Nuff said!" "WHERE THE FUCK IS KURT RUSSELL!?!" -DANGER HAVOK

  • June 3, 2009, 8:48 p.m. CST

    "OR - maybe... OBAMA?"

    by Immortal_Fish

    Gosh, I'm shocked! A liberal looking for a government solution for the pettiest of dilemmas.

  • June 3, 2009, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Kid Z

    by DiggerNick

    You're bitching about the realism of the makeup in a movie about a billionaire who dresses like a bat to fight crime in a fictional city. Seriously?

  • June 3, 2009, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Message to "TheExterminator"

    by Mr Incredible

    wonder woman...what are you? a homosexual?

  • June 3, 2009, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Message to "TheExterminator"

    by Mr Incredible

    Who cares about Wonder Woman? What a stupid fucking statement. How about all the mofos who made a shitload of MONEY off the character, moron? I guess they're homosexual, too? The post was to point out Megan Fox made a dumb ass statement; obviously it pointed out you as well.

  • June 3, 2009, 9:43 p.m. CST


    by rfid

    Harry, I'd like to ask you a question...which will probably be ignored, but I'll try anyway.<br /><br />I'm curious why, given how frequently people comment on your punctuational and grammatical deficiencies, you don't seem even slightly interested in fixing the problem by learning how to write properly.<br /><br />You consistently use dashes incorrectly, for instance--pretty much every time you use one, in fact. And no matter how many times people call you on it, you continue to do so, without fail.<br /><br />Are you simply not interested in coming off as someone who can write well? That would surprise me, given what you do for a living.<br /><br />So why, then, do you continue to use such bad grammar and poor punctuation, when you must know it's incorrect at this point? If I were the one constantly being called out for this sort of thing, I'd be embarrassed and annoyed.<br /><br />Understand, I'm not trying to bash you, Harry. I'm just genuinely curious, and hope you'll take the time to reply. Thanks.

  • June 3, 2009, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Re: danger_havok

    by ArmageddonProductions

    $150 million plus however many millions went into the various unused versions of SUPERMAN RETURNS is a hell of a love letter to Christopher Reeve, especially considering it tanked like Farrah Fawcett at a sports bar.

  • June 3, 2009, 9:50 p.m. CST

    Re: rfid

    by ArmageddonProductions

    Are you gonna tell Harry to stop eating Choc-o-diles next? Or to start covering actual movie news and spy reports, instead of cribbing all this site's "news" from ESB, JoeBlo and Hell, we've almost got him to the point where he's not likening watching TWILIGHT to eating a chocolate fanged vagina full of pepperoni pizza anymore, what else do you want? Miracles?

  • June 3, 2009, 9:51 p.m. CST

    danger havok

    by DiggerNick

    Listen, I'm not one of this fake critic, hater assholes. But love letter or not, Superman Returns was a steaming pile of gay-ass shit. Bryan Singer is almost as bad as Schumacher in my book, because he made two really good X-men movies then bailed to make a truly terrible and boring-as-fuck Superman movie. Superman Returns is right there with Superman IV and Batman and Robin for me.

  • June 3, 2009, 9:57 p.m. CST


    by DiggerNick

    Plus he left X-men in the hand of Ratner, who made an X-men movie that was so terrible it made Superman Returns look good by comparison.

  • June 3, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    I'm totally becoming one of you assholes

    by DiggerNick

    Might as well just go with it, huh?

  • June 3, 2009, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Re: DiggerNick

    by ArmageddonProductions

    Once again, I gotta disagree. In order for Ratner to have made as bad of a movie as SUPERMAN RETURNS, he would have had to have the whole movie revolve around Wolverine stalking a fifteen year old girl who was sleeping with Cyclops, repeatedly getting his ass handed to him by a generic henchman and whining about how hard it was to be Wolverine, all the while trying to shoehorn in the plot to X-MEN 1 with all the exciting parts taken out.

  • June 3, 2009, 10:07 p.m. CST

    AP This is true

    by DiggerNick

    At least Kumar didn't show up to kick Colossus' ass.

  • June 3, 2009, 10:31 p.m. CST

    You didn't tell a joke before, Professor Falcon

    by Darkartist

    It's no surprise you failed at another attempt at humor. In fact, the only thing that's funny about you is the fact that you've made it this far in life with such limited brain capacity. I bet you wore a helmet all through grade school.

  • June 3, 2009, 10:38 p.m. CST

    You're so transparent, Professor Felcher

    by Darkartist

    You only wrote that response to cover up the fact that you got no rebuttal. You got jack shit. In your skull. In your balls. And in your soul.

  • June 3, 2009, 10:42 p.m. CST

    AICN posts dog shit..the other sights got the good

    by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer

    seriously, how fucking ridiculous is this site..Nice going

  • June 3, 2009, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Digger & Armageddon & the author known as rfid

    by danger_havok

    Arm: Thanks to ORIGINS, technically Wolverine is stalking a 15 year....Give or take the years of the ol' bastard.... Dig: I'm saying the love letter was accepted, I'm just saying it was a love letter, a "Dear John" if you will.... Gay as it is....I'll take it like a newbie to a prison showering room over the monstrosity of deformed placenta juice (i.e. Baby Cheese) that Marvel and Avi Arad have milked slowly down my throat like chinese water torture using Alien blood any day....That business marriage single-handedly DESTROYED my boy hood hero and the promising hope that Raimi had given me to NAIL "Spider-sense" with appropriate whip-pans and Xtreme C.U.s (ex. The Quick and The Dead) By the way, thanks Sam! And to that fool who keeps talking about grammatical writing and errors. ''gO wryte a BoOke,! "

  • June 3, 2009, 10:54 p.m. CST

    continued....GRAMMATICAL errors....

    by danger_havok

    I meant to say: I'm NOT saying the love letter was accepted.....Instead I said, "I'm saying the love letter....Oops, silly me, this banter is silly right fellas....Well, I'm off to do much more productive things like: WHICH WOULD HURT WORSE? A Micro-Machine helicopter in your urethra or a glass stirring rod in the urethra but it gets stepped on by a high heel....We'll soon find out....Man, I haven't had this much since I discovered how many licks it takes to get to the center of Tooties Pop.....You want to know how many licks? Well....It took me about 300 licks to reach the center. Many studies have been conducted with machines and people. The average is around 250-350. The only problem is no two tootsie pops are alike. The center is often closer on one side than the other. Also it depends on who is licking and how many times they swallow. So "the world may never know" the true value because it is impossible to determine a number that would always be true for every tootsie pop.

  • June 3, 2009, 10:57 p.m. CST

    I'm happy being crude, by the way

    by Darkartist

    I wear that title as proudly as I wear my skidmark-ridden boxers. If you're looking to get under my skin (instead of simply amusing me) you should come up with an insult with more bite than 'crude simpleton'. That just makes me laugh.

  • June 3, 2009, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Where is his Scar?

    by Nuking the Fridge

    I have gotten worse scars shaving, what the fuck?1?

  • June 4, 2009, 1:23 a.m. CST

    too good looking

    by bacci40

    jane got it right...and jane has no prob uglying himself up<P> hollywood has no respect for the king of the geeks

  • June 4, 2009, 2:49 a.m. CST

    Re: Jonah Hex's Real Scar ...

    by ArmageddonProductions

    ... is currently being worn by Diane Lane's psyche after Brolin played "Glass Bottom Boat" with some Nawlins bar skank on the set. Diane Lane, man. Sure, she's a long way from THE FABULOUS STAINS, and sure, her lady parts are all probably stretched out like old underwear from bearing Conner McCloud's half-Frog babies, and sure, Brolin was only copying his bud Sean Penn (and in Penn's defense, Robin Wright hasn't been doable since THE PRINCESS BRIDE, if then), but this is Diane Lane, man. If you're gonna cheat on Diane Lane, at least do an impressive trade-up, like Pitt did with Jolie. Don't do it with some hillbilly alkie whose actual name you're gonna forget next week.</p><p> Oh, and by the way, nice call on whoever pointed out that Josh Brolin lacks man shoulders. Take a look at James Brolin sometime, he's built from the collarbone up like fucking Twiggy.

  • June 4, 2009, 8:03 a.m. CST

    Needs more GIANT PIG

    by GIANT_PIG

    GIANT PIG!!!

  • June 4, 2009, 8:54 a.m. CST


    by Professor Falcon

    First you say "Great joke, Professor Flacon", then you continue on about how I am destined for stand-up stardom because I had to explain said joke. Then you say I didn't tell a joke at all. Clearly you are very confused, troubled individual. And according to yourself, a confirmed whackjob. Also a crude simpleton, too, lest we forget.

  • June 4, 2009, 9:18 a.m. CST

    That's not Jonah Hex

    by lead_sharp

    That's someone who lost the all you can eat competition at the Hut.

  • June 4, 2009, 9:18 a.m. CST

    This crude whackjob is still laughing at you, Professor

    by Darkartist

    I've made my point about you quite clear. You're having trouble grasping it because you only understand shapes and colors. I imagine my three-legged mutt has got more going on in his skull than you. You still got nothing, you sad sack.

  • June 4, 2009, 9:19 a.m. CST


    by TITBAG


  • June 4, 2009, 9:26 a.m. CST

    I, on the other hand, can rip on you for weeks

    by Darkartist

    And never run out of material or get bored. That's the only thing worthwhile about idiots like you. Mocking you is easy and involves little effort. Need an example? When I hear someone use an expression like crude simpleton, I can't help but picture you as some Victorian-era, powder-wigged tosser who sips tea with an extended pinky. I certainly don't imagine a cool or particularly interesting person using that expression. If you were you'd come up with something else by now. But you are mental midget, so I shouldn't expect any originality or wit.

  • June 4, 2009, 9:48 a.m. CST

    How dare you call yourself a Professor

    by Darkartist

    When you don't understand hyperbole or sarcasm. Having to confront it has left you drooling on the floor in the fetal position. It's so tragic it's hilarious.

  • June 4, 2009, 1:03 p.m. CST

    What the fuck is Jonah Hex?

    by Nizzuts

    It sounds like a crappy rock band.

  • June 4, 2009, 1:12 p.m. CST

    It looks way cooler in person

    by MCAT

    Trust me... I saw him upclose and the make up is A M A Z I N G. The pictures do him absolutely no justice. I doubt that he'll need any furthur CGI

  • June 4, 2009, 1:31 p.m. CST


    by Professor Falcon

    Which is it: Victorian-era, powder-wigged tosser who sips tea with an extended pinky or mouth-breathing, shit-sucking mongoloid? Make up your mind, you skid mark ridden boxer wearing (by your own admission) crude simpleton. I'll keep baiting as long as you keep biting. Cheerio!

  • June 4, 2009, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Well let the baiting/biting parade march on!

    by Darkartist

    You are both of those things and much more.

  • June 4, 2009, 3:10 p.m. CST

    Know what else you are, Professor?

    by Darkartist

    Judging by the previous posts you left where you used "totally" in two different subject lines, I'd reason you're a 17 year old valley girl from 1982. You mind selling me one of those slap-bracelets that used to be all the rage? I got a friend who is way into vintage accessories.

  • June 4, 2009, 3:14 p.m. CST

    I also called you a mental midget

    by Darkartist

    Lest ye forget

  • June 4, 2009, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Darkartist and Falcon

    by crazyhorse2099

    I love that you two are the only boobs still in this talkback. Well, besides me, but I'm just in here because I find your girlie slapfest amusing. So far I'm siding with Falcon, but mostly just because Darkartist seems to be trying way to hard. You're both retarded, but in an amsuing way. Sorry for the interruption, please continue.

  • June 4, 2009, 4:52 p.m. CST


    by Shaner Jedi

    If they are planning on adding CG makeup, it's likely they would have some sort of tracking markers on his face. Or is there tech now that doesn't require those?

  • June 5, 2009, 8:55 a.m. CST


    by Darkartist

    You said boobs.....huh ha.

  • June 5, 2009, 8:57 a.m. CST

    And I'm not trying too hard

    by Darkartist

    I am enjoying the back and forth with the Professor. I actually started warming to the dude 2 days ago. He's not a complete whackjob like me but he's close and you know what they say about birds of a feather.

  • June 5, 2009, 6:47 p.m. CST


    by Series7

    I've been on able to log on for 3 days. And I come back and they catch the mistake about Kung Fu Panda/Horton Hears a Who debacle. I saw that and went nuts because I couldn't call him out! And I saw it like right after it was posted. If you watch Mark's (Kung Fu Panda's director) earlier stuff it wouldn't be that far fetched for him to direct a cool movie. But Horton Hears a Who is a lot better then it looked.