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David Letterman’s First Jokes Of The CONAN O’BRIEN Era!!

Published at:  Jun 01, 2009 9:25:59 PM CDT



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  • Jun 01, 2009 9:24:48 PM CDT

    i love letterman

    by thedark0knight

  • Jun 01, 2009 9:25:27 PM CDT

    Is this post from the future?

    by paulmkelly

  • Jun 01, 2009 9:26:44 PM CDT

    the future, conan?

    by hercules

    in the year two thou-saaaaaannnnnd!!

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  • Jun 01, 2009 9:35:58 PM CDT

    I am getting that book.

    by cotton mcknight

    Nicholas Meyer, who should have been brought in for the tng movies. Oh and David Letterman is a senile old fool that nobody cares about anymore.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 9:39:48 PM CDT

    Having said that..

    by cotton mcknight

    that clip was funny.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 9:46:06 PM CDT

    Is David Letterman...

    by monolithik

    still doing Know Your Cuts of Meat and making O.J. jokes? Yeah? Well... I'll be watching Conan.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 9:50:12 PM CDT

    Leno.

    by imagin78

    The O.J. jokes went with the chin.
    Letterman is the king. Though, I love Conan, too.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 9:53:36 PM CDT

    Dave will kill Conan

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Conan will be like a little girly man.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 9:53:56 PM CDT

    paulmkelly

    by badmrwonka

    inadvertent hilarious joke setup for the win!nice one, Herc.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 9:55:09 PM CDT

    The Conan era has begun...

    by guntermonkey

    After growing up with him, I feel like a proud parent, like a buddy of mine just got promoted...break a leg, Conan! We're behind you!

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  • Jun 01, 2009 10:02:28 PM CDT

    Doesn't is suck that he didn't do Nemisis?

    by jedirob

    Alas what could have been.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 10:10:34 PM CDT

    finally something to watch at 11:30

    by mrgreentheplant

    conan at 1130 and craig ferguson afterwards. and, if i'm still awake, reruns of stewart/colbert at 1:30. could this have worked out any better?

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  • Jun 01, 2009 10:15:37 PM CDT

    I really need a DVR.

    by shermdawg

  • Jun 01, 2009 10:22:54 PM CDT

    Keep cool, my babies...

    by heretic3k

    Time to enter the Cone Zone!

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  • Jun 01, 2009 10:25:14 PM CDT

    Letterman had the funniest billboard I've ever seen.

    by stifler's mom

    About ten years ago in Times Square, NBC put up a giant billboard that read "NUMBER 1 IN LATE NIGHT!" with an incredibly hammy picture of Jay Leno, basically just smirking like an asshole. A few weeks later, about a block away, CBS put up a similar billboard that proudly declared "NUMBER 3 IN LATE NIGHT!" (This is when Letterman was sometimes getting beat by Politically Incorrect) The picture was fucking hilarous- Dave with a big, goofy, shit-eating smile on his face. A hysterical self-depreciating response to that nitwit Leno.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 10:26:19 PM CDT

    I'd rather watch Cosby over Ferrell.

    by shermdawg

    Mostly because of Ferrell raping my childhood this weekend with Land of the Lost. But on second thought, Anna Friel will be partaking in the raping, so it's not all bad. She can rape my childhood anytime.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 10:41:40 PM CDT

    Dave is funny but Conan is going to be great

    by chuck_chuckwalla

  • Jun 01, 2009 10:51:56 PM CDT

    Tree house story > Universal Tour

    by shermdawg

  • Jun 01, 2009 10:53:46 PM CDT

    The two best head to head now

    by jimmy_009

    I love Dave and Conan. Don't care if Leno succeeds or fails at his new time, as long as those two do all right.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 10:57:54 PM CDT

    Well, it's better than fallon

    by lockesbrokenleg

    but it's still like every other talk show.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 11:06:49 PM CDT

    Alright, back from Conan...

    by shermdawg

    ...shit, missed the first of Bill's act.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 11:06:52 PM CDT

    Conan is funny but...

    by jackofhearts29

    The Tonight Show fart cloud kills all comedy. I fear, yet still hope, for him.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 11:08:26 PM CDT

    Wow.

    by shermdawg

    Looks like I miss ALL of it.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 11:09:02 PM CDT

    There should've been a "ed" all up in there.

    by shermdawg

  • Jun 01, 2009 11:09:14 PM CDT

    wgas...all those shows are lame

    by rupee88

    I stopped watching those celeb ass kissing shows in my late 20s and I'm ashamed that I enjoyed them before then.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 11:15:32 PM CDT

    "IS IT TIME TO LEAVE?"

    by shermdawg

  • Jun 01, 2009 11:28:08 PM CDT

    He's one weird old koot

    by anything but tangerines

    Every time I tune in he's doing some shtick with that deli guy and spraying pedestrians with a fire hose or something. It's just refreshing to know that kind of unbalanced humor can still fly in this tightass era

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  • Jun 01, 2009 11:31:36 PM CDT

    Does Letterman still drop stuff off the roof?

    by anything but tangerines

    totally base yet somehow uncommonly satisfying television

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  • Jun 01, 2009 11:34:50 PM CDT

    Yep, he still does all that.

    by shermdawg

  • Jun 01, 2009 11:37:42 PM CDT

    Also, Dave's still the best show for music acts.

    by shermdawg

    Not always so much in artists, but in direction and top notch atmosphere. Not a fan of Conan's ginormous stage.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 11:50:44 PM CDT

    Conan killed it tonight.

    by in_rainbows

    Will Ferrell I could have done without.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 11:56:22 PM CDT

    I miss Leno's set design...

    by ronald raygun

    As shallow a thing as that is to say, I thought his set was kinda cozy, with the audience up front and the band at arm's length. Conan's new set is too big and overly lit.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 11:58:42 PM CDT

    Yes, it's too big.

    by shermdawg

    Letterman's though, remains perfect.

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  • PJ has only played Letterman. they've played on his show at least 5 or 6 times, but never Leno as far as i know. I wonder if they had to ask his permission to do Conan.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 12:30:29 AM CDT

    WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GOOD ON AT 11:30!?!

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    Conan, Letterman, Colbert? How does one choose what to DVR!?!? (Clearly the solution is Conan, and Letterman, then Colbert during a re-run. But who has time to watch 2.5 hours of talk!?!)

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  • Jun 02, 2009 12:45:28 AM CDT

    Colbert blows

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Only relevant during elections.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 1:05:55 AM CDT

    Is Dave on suicide watch? He probably should be.

    by juansanchez

  • Jun 02, 2009 2:45:04 AM CDT

    David Letterman sucks

    by toby_fn_wong

    I never understood why people like him so much.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 3:39:11 AM CDT

    This will be an interesting time to watch Dave...

    by lougossetphillip

    If he chooses to tone down the wackiness, be a little more friendly, concentrate on his ability to conduct some of the best interviews on TV, and put a little more time into his monologues, I bet he could clean up in the ratings. Conan's going to capture the youth market, he might as well try to lure a few of Leno's old faithfuls to his side. But I suspect that Dave won't change his show one bit, doing his show his way always seemed more important to him than ratings.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 6:29:27 AM CDT

    i love (80's era) Letterman

    by lou stools

    I made it through about a week of the CBS show before I gave up.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 8:20:37 AM CDT

    Letterman was great before...

    by rainbowtrout1265

    Letterman was great before he became just an MSNBC type Bush basher. Has he even told an Obama joke yet?

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  • Jun 02, 2009 10:05:33 AM CDT

    rainbowtrout1265: Bush earned it

    by nem_wan

    After 9/11 both Leno and Letterman both added flag pins to their suits. Guess which one kept his. I like the idea of flag pins, but the people wearing them are often douchebags, particularly if their message is to support a president or a war whether they're right or wrong. Anyway, here's a Letterman joke about Obama: "President Obama, by the way, is, I think, making his first presidential European trip. And while he's there in Europe, he plans to fire the CEOs of BMW and Volkswagen." Happy?

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  • Jun 02, 2009 10:09:36 AM CDT

    That's because Bush was an incompetent assclown fuckhead.

    by pagliacci

    Obama's not. Therefore, Bush jokes galore. Go back to drinking your righwing kool-aid, cocksucker.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 10:12:16 AM CDT

    80s Letterman

    by angry kitty

    was the best, most innovative show on late night at that time.

    Larry Bud Melman. I mean really, who could compete with that?

    I submit from 1984: Larry Bud Melman in a Bear Suit


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4iwTSWeuRo

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  • Jun 02, 2009 10:15:13 AM CDT

    Letterman is King

    by sakurai

  • Jun 02, 2009 1:49:12 PM CDT

    Letterman was best

    by deelzbub

    when he was on NBC with low budget humor. CBS kinda spoiled him for me. And the Bush-bashing got old (although he deserved it) and repetitive and unfunny with time. I've been a fan since Letterman's morning show. Anyone 'member that?

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  • Jun 02, 2009 4:10:08 PM CDT

    a note to HEADGEEK

    by smackfu

    If you continue to put up videos that are not available to people in Canada, should I take that as a hint that the advertising revenue generated by your Canadian readers is not needed or wanted?

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  • Jun 02, 2009 4:13:02 PM CDT

    Jay Leno is for fucktards

    by cockface

    You know this to be true, in the cockels or your black hearts. He's a weasley, two-faced, closet hiding, S&M perverted, PC, souless cunt of a human being.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 4:22:30 PM CDT

    Should be interesting...

    by blanket-man

    I'm very curious to see who wins between Conan and Dave, once the newness shine leaves Mr. O'Brien. I like both, but would rather see Dave at number one for awhile before he retires. Losing to Conan might kill the guy.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 6:17:38 PM CDT

    Letterman = Legend

    by robfrombackeast

    Pure and simple. The man is still hilarious. Really like O Brien, but will always be a Letterman guy

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  • Jun 02, 2009 11:45:15 PM CDT

    Conan > Carson+Letterman+Leno+Fallon Etc.

    by jeusne0

    In time you will all agree with me

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  • Jun 03, 2009 12:12:42 AM CDT

    5 minutes of jokes + 45 minutes of studio applause

    by falafalguy

    equals The Late Show. Paul's mindless musically interludes account for the rest.

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  • Jun 03, 2009 2:16:53 AM CDT

    Ah Conan still shakes uncontrollanbly

    by lockesbrokenleg

    That guy must drink about 20 Red Bulls before going out.

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  • Jun 03, 2009 2:37:52 AM CDT

    That's odd, Cockface

    by irritable

    ... Leno speaks very highly of you.

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  • Jun 03, 2009 2:40:12 AM CDT

    Conan is kicking major ass.

    by juansanchez

  • Jun 03, 2009 10:49:03 AM CDT

    Letterman sucks

    by curious_jorge

    Letterman was funny back in the day, like right after the war between the states. Now he's just old and tired. Conan's first show was great, but not brilliant.

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  • Jun 03, 2009 1:21:09 PM CDT

    Dave Letterman is a smug, nasty prick.

    by smokingrobot

    He was funny for about about an hour thirty years ago.

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  • Jun 03, 2009 1:54:37 PM CDT

    letterman IS smug and nasty

    by basehead

    but that's what is appealing to me, I don't want to see a happy go lucky generic face going through the motions. Conan has his own style which I love, Kimmel is the biggest show bizz whore there is. Fallon is too early to tell but i dont have high hopes. Leno to me turned into the generic face, trying to please as many people as possible and try not to offend anyone. Thats not a bad thing, just not for me. BTW Ferguson, why no love for this crazy bastard? I like him!

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  • Jun 03, 2009 5:41:51 PM CDT

    NBC shot itself in the foot...

    by burnhollywood

    ...Pushing Leno out. THE TONIGHT SHOW appeals primarily to an older demographic (too old for my ass). Leno's cutesy, harmless humor was perfect in that slot.
    Now that they've shoehorned in Conan and his sophmoric potty/pothead humor, this plane's going straight into the tarmac. Letterman will win over the long run.

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  • Jun 03, 2009 5:49:47 PM CDT

    What really matters now:

    by harry weinstein

    Who replaces Fallon next season?

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  • Jun 03, 2009 8:28:23 PM CDT

    Making fun of Obama

    by drewlicious

    The trick is to make fun of the people around him. He's the straight man in this act, the jokes come from Joe Biden and the rest of the administration. Barack's the Zeppo.

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  • Jun 03, 2009 8:37:42 PM CDT

    Letterman has not been funny for 20 years

    by darfurontherocks2

    It is funny how those that prefer Leno are viewed as simpletons by Letterman fans who try so hard to posit him as an intellectual funnyman. Sorry chaps, Letterman is seriously unfunny and mean.

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  • Jun 03, 2009 8:39:19 PM CDT

    Paul Shaeffer is an Idiot also

    by darfurontherocks2

  • Jun 03, 2009 8:46:45 PM CDT

    Letterman has not been funny for 20 years

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Uh, yeah, that's why he's been around for 20 years?

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  • Jun 04, 2009 10:17:43 AM CDT

    .....because of the rep that he built 20 years ago....

    by darfurontherocks2

    .... almost like how Eddie Murphy still gets roles...

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  • Jun 04, 2009 1:36:18 PM CDT

    Letterman's hilarious

    by fastcars

    It's not fair he's become this conservative punching bag, just because he teases Douchebag O'Reilly. Dude is a comedy legend. And Conan is on his way. Haters should shut the fuck up, because you're embarrassing yourselves.

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  • Jun 05, 2009 12:03:56 AM CDT

    Leno's set was cozy

    by prossor

    I agree it looked the coziest. Letterman's just looks like they didn't change anything since the 1980s , 80s cameras being used too. Conan's set looks like a gigantic Japanese game show or something.

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  • Jun 05, 2009 12:10:13 AM CDT

    I understand the loyal Letterman souls

    by prossor

    who say how sharp and NASTY and wickedly witty he is but i see staleness or 2 week old white dot shit laying in the grass and starting to break up. Top 10 ? seriously? break out the Tic Tac Toe segment while he's at it.

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  • Jun 05, 2009 3:34:14 AM CDT

    Nobody cares about politics

    by hughjass

    Bush was a douche, Obama's a douche... all politicians are douches. Perfect self-deprecating humor for the douchey and unfunny Letterman. Conan is going to own the shit out of him.

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  • Jun 05, 2009 11:17:11 AM CDT

    Letterman is a loser, Conan is crap....WTF is Kimmel?

    by rono

    All three suck. Dave is a bitter old fart, Conan is an obnoxious manic clown, and Jimmy is not ready for network TV, he should stick to cable. Time to go to bed early.....or watch porn.

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  • Jun 05, 2009 4:34:58 PM CDT

    politics do suck

    by prossor

    fuck it. also rono i agree all 3 suck shit. man i miss carson.

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  • Jun 06, 2009 11:34:08 PM CDT

    Conan rules.

    by vettebro

    Letterman is old and passe'. Conan is fresh and cutting edge. You can't beat Truimph the insult comic dog and the masterbating Bear skits. Conan rules. That's all that needs to be said on that.

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  • Jun 08, 2009 8:27:24 AM CDT

    Letterman is still the shiznit

    by orcus

    He's evolving into Carson territory. Mind you Conan is like Letterman was 20 years ago on NBC in wackiness

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