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Octomom Finally Signs To Star In Reality Series!!

Published at:  Jun 01, 2009 12:24:32 AM CDT

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Women of child-bearing age have discovered an exciting new career path.

Nursing professional Kate Gosselin used fertility doctors to birth to both a set of sextuplets and the blockbuster TLC reality series “Jon & Kate Plus Eight,” for which Gosselin and her husband are paid as much as $75,000 per episode.

The Gosselins cranked out 40 episodes in season four. 40 x $75,000 = $3 million. Every notice you never see Jon & Kate at work anymore?

Now Nadya Sulemon, who made headlines by birthing octuplets in January, has signed for her own reality series, which sounds a lot like the Gosselin show. She and the production company behind the project have yet to line up a channel to air what comes of all this.

Fertility clinics should brace for the onslaught of young women aching for their own turn in this lucrative new industry. The next benchmark is nine fetuses, of course, but Manuel Uribe, Bubba The Love Sponge and Kirstie Alley are proving every day the human belly may be inexhaustibly elastic.

Find all of The Hollywood Reporter’s story on Octomom here.


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  • Jun 01, 2009 12:09:25 AM CDT

    Is th realiy series COPS?

    by spectrebeeyatch

    I hope it's cops. By the way I didn't read the article I clicked on it and then regretted the decision I made.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 12:09:32 AM CDT

    first

    by andrewserf

    ugh with octomom too

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  • Jun 01, 2009 12:19:37 AM CDT

    Sigh...

    by filmguy125

    ...does this broad REALLY need MORE attention??

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  • Jun 01, 2009 12:23:04 AM CDT

    Isn't this one of those moments...

    by ernestborgnine

    where humanity comes together and sees this for what it is and we utterly fucking ignore it and it goes away? Shouldn't this be one of those instances where not a single moronic, band wagoneer studio exec can be found that will purchase and broadcast this show? It's your fucking duty as a human being to completely and totally ignore this and make it go away the hard way and forever forgotten. She nary worthy of a mention in the 2009 episode of "I Loved The Oughts" on VH1.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 12:25:18 AM CDT

    WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE NAME "OCTOMOM"

    by mr spork

    should die a violent death.

    I've never watched an entire episode of that show, but Kate looks like she's a raging bitch.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 12:25:41 AM CDT

    Remember that SNL skit where...

    by shermdawg

    ...all the babies fell down the well? That was pretty funny.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 12:26:24 AM CDT

    Fuck Kate Gosselin

    by spocko

    Come on, someone had to say it first. Also, fuck octomom, just use a rubber.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 12:28:24 AM CDT

    OCTOMOM

    by codereduk

    The next villian in Spider Man 5
    Search your heart, you know it's true

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  • Jun 01, 2009 12:33:53 AM CDT

    ErnestBorgNine speak the truth

    by stevenscorsese

    well said and agree 100%

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  • Jun 01, 2009 12:47:18 AM CDT

    No Herc, I did not notice that about Jon & Kate...

    by mmamadman

    ...because I do not watch that show. I guess because unlike you, I am not a full time housewife, or whatever it is you do for a living. Based on your 8 or so postings a week here, I assume this place isn't your only means of income.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 1:01:10 AM CDT

    Her kids will likely grow up to hate her...sad

    by crankyoldguy

  • Jun 01, 2009 1:02:57 AM CDT

    Octomom should have Angelina Jolie on...

    by fievel

    ....so Jolie can ask her why the fuck would this woman have cosmetic surgery to (unsuccessfully try to) make her look more like Jolie.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 1:08:36 AM CDT

    Fuck OctoMom

    by zool43

    At least Kate Gosselin, as cunty as she is, is hot. OctoMom fucking creeps me and most of the country out.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 1:26:56 AM CDT

    Enough of the breeder shows. The world

    by dingbatty

    is overpopulated enough, as it is. If we must watch people rear their idiot spawn, make it about an only child, to encourage people to get a vasectomy. Call it "Lonely Only."

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  • Jun 01, 2009 1:31:40 AM CDT

    zool43

    by beornsrevenge

    I wouldn't touch Kate Gosselin OR OctoMom for that matter with a ten foot pole. Any woman who has given birth to a set of multiples over 5 is bound to have a stretched out vag and stomach skin, not to mention teats that been bitten, pulled on and sucked dry by competing offspring. These women have aged about 30 years in the span of about 3 years. Why do you think Jon has been chasing college girls?

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  • Jun 01, 2009 1:54:01 AM CDT

    Beornsrevenge

    by zool43

    TLC paid for a tummy tuck. Yahoo had pictures up today with her in a bikini at the beach, and she surprisngly looked good.
    What can I say? Her face and that crazy milf hairstyle turns me on. So I'd definitely go for a bj. She talks to much anyway. There's really no comparison between kate and octomom.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 2:29:36 AM CDT

    I hope this show gets a rating of....

    by craig2574

    0.0
    Hopefully no one watches this show.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 2:57:55 AM CDT

    Allegedy, she's a complete psycho

    by robram89

    So this one might actually be entertaining.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 3:03:10 AM CDT

    That's huge

    by thefarkman

  • Jun 01, 2009 5:18:40 AM CDT

    Gotta love these famewhores ...

    by yeti

    whos sole form of income is thru piping out their kids. Octomom is just the latest in a long line of degenerates.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 6:24:39 AM CDT

    When is TLC gonna have

    by the mcpoyle clan

    the logical conclusion to their lineup and give us a show about crazy breeders who are also little people? Between those two elements, and the medical oddities, it's ratings gold.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 6:29:43 AM CDT

    This show will be a ratings juggernaut.

    by darthsynn

    This country worships children, and any form of entertainment that revolves around them is a license to print money. Octomom knew damn well what she was doing when she started her fertility treatments.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 7:29:27 AM CDT

    And here I thought "Idiocracy" wouldn't show us going any lower.

    by shut the fuck up donny

    Yet, we're proven wrong again. I humbly await and welcome "Ass: the reality show"

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  • Jun 01, 2009 7:30:09 AM CDT

    wouldn't = couldn't

    by shut the fuck up donny

    *insert obligatory rant about edit function*

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  • Jun 01, 2009 8:59:07 AM CDT

    Sulemon? Didn't Captain Archer fight her race

    by big jim

    in Enterprise's first season?"...a show about crazy breeders who are also little people"The Littlest Breeders was going to be Fox's follow-up to The Littlest Groom. Ok, I just made that up, but I'm sure it's true.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 9:02:26 AM CDT

    Anyone else notice you can now

    by big jim

    stretch-out the comment box we type in? You can make it bigger so it's not this teeny-tiny sliver of a screen which makes it easier to see longer posts when typing. Is this new or have I simply been that unobservant all these years?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jun 01, 2009 11:40:37 AM CDT

    Fuck Kate and her horrible dude haircut.

    by james_o'nasty

  • Jun 01, 2009 12:26:20 PM CDT

    I hope people have the brains to boycott this show...

    by allykatd

    That stupid ass doctor who implanted her should be footing her bill. What the fuck was he thinking? He needs a kick in the balls with steel toed shoes and this woman should be forced to either get her tubes tied or her cunt sewn shut. I usually don't use the "C" word but there are just some women who roundly deserve it. Octomom is an embarrassement to the female gender.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 1:31:59 PM CDT

    Jesus Christ...

    by fa_tass_dinomolester

    They're giving this freak a TV show? The women has a face like slimy octopus shit. Stay off the fucking TV set, women...for fuck sake.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 2:20:36 PM CDT

    Is it really necessary . . .

    by skidmarkedundies

    to hit Bubba with the schrapnel? I mean we all know he's a whale.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 2:21:32 PM CDT

    I bet TLC will pick this up...

    by hb_dad

    TLC is all about multiples and midgets these days! I bet TLC's dream is to have a reality show based on a midget family with multiples!

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  • Jun 01, 2009 2:52:15 PM CDT

    1st episode: Show us the vag...

    by azultool

    Fuck it, bitch! Just go all out. That was one of the first things I wondered about when this whore's story first broke. I bet it looks like the aftermath of a pigout challenge from Man vs. Food.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 3:20:54 PM CDT

    Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    by turketron_2

    FIRE EVERYTHING

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  • Jun 01, 2009 4:46:59 PM CDT

    Who paid ...

    by dennismm

    for this witch's fertility treatments, anyway? I have never seen anything on that. She was on public assistance, for all the gods' sake!

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  • Jun 01, 2009 6:07:43 PM CDT

    This broodbitch...

    by naughty

    should of been spayed a long time ago! Our planet is already overpopulated with way too many people!

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  • Jun 01, 2009 7:42:06 PM CDT

    Octomom should be ignored...

    by wungolioth

    ...and I have never watched an episode of Jon and Kate but whenever I see a clip from that show, Jon looks like the most beaten down human being on the planet. I almost feel for the guy. Sadly folks, the whole cheating thing was completely concocted in a writer's meeting, and the media gobbled it up. You're being annoyed with daily briefings on a non-existant crisis between a possibly all but fictional couple. Cheers.

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  • Jun 01, 2009 10:30:51 PM CDT

    You know who should pick this show up?

    by seibei iguchi

    Seriously, do you?

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  • Jun 01, 2009 11:56:20 PM CDT

    Oh joy...

    by darthfloyd

    Another piece of televised crap that I will never watch, unless there was a mud death match featuring Octomom in one corner, and Kate in the other. Whoever wins can pussywhip Jon in front of the morons who watch this shit and have complete control over 22 over-pimped brats.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 12:41:27 AM CDT

    OCTOMOM

    by drmorbius

    I WOULDN'T FUCK HER WITH YOUR DICK!!!

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  • Jun 02, 2009 7:24:02 AM CDT

    I'd like to see a show...

    by cap'n jack

    ...about a chick who had eight abortions. You could call it 'Octo-scrape'.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 7:52:22 AM CDT

    Octomom is a pig

    by stan gable

    She is clearly psychotic and sounds extremely creepy in any interview. Now I heard that her mom, who she has lived with and has been babysitting her litter, is being foreclosed upon and Octomom isn't bailing her out despite being a dependent. Anyone who would support her by watching her show should feel disgusted.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 1:35:05 PM CDT

    I'd like to fuck the octomom...

    by cap'n jack

    ...while she was half-drugged and just lay there mumbling. Then I'd punch her in the face when I came.

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  • Jun 02, 2009 2:55:45 PM CDT

    Natalie Saruman and her Urak-Hai Brood!

    by jarjarmessiah

  • Jun 02, 2009 10:09:03 PM CDT

    Shut the Fuck Up Donny....

    by symon

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. Idiocracy was not a comedy. It was a documentary. We're doomed. And more than the Octomoms of the world, it's the people who watch this shit who are to blame...

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  • Jun 03, 2009 11:06:04 AM CDT

    Octomom's Vagina must be so loose.

    by bigtuna

  • Jun 03, 2009 1:24:37 PM CDT

    Big Tuna-

    by cap'n jack

    nah, they were c sections...she's probably ok downstairs.

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  • Jun 03, 2009 5:42:08 PM CDT

    Who gives two shits about that fugly bitch?

    by stalkeye

    I know her pussy is ruined thanks to unloading all those whiny brats. she's a fucking joke and the sadjoke is that we as taxpayers are flipping the bill.Welfare cunt.

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  • Jun 04, 2009 9:39:39 AM CDT

    It's really not fair to lumb Kate Gosselin in with the Octomom

    by coughlins laws

    John and Kate both had jobs and were not trying to or expecting to have sextuplets. They were expecting maybe one or two more. The Octomom, however, didn't have a job or source of income, was living with her parents who went bankrupt, and purposely lied to the fertility clinic, all the while her whole purpose getting the show. I believe that the hospital these kids were born in should get back all the money they spent and tax payers had to cough up from these evil British TV Producers who are giving this sick pig her show...

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  • Jun 04, 2009 9:42:17 AM CDT

    The reason to give to shits about this disgusting person, Stalke

    by coughlins laws

    is because that she gave birth to 8 kids in a state that's going bankrupt and ultimately the taxpayers will end up footing most of the bill. Any money this horrible swine gets should immediatley go to cover all of the money she has stolen from taxpayers...

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  • Jun 04, 2009 11:20:52 AM CDT

    Why is this news?

    by maxwell bishop

    AICN SUCKS! Off to Dark Horizons!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jun 04, 2009 10:39:00 PM CDT

    Alfred Molina should play her!

    by a_clockwork_irony

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