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Andy Samberg tonight becomes the latest in a long line of SNL players to host the MTV Movie Awards, still one of the most-watched pieces of programming on the channel. (SNL alumnus Dennis Miller was the show’s first host in 1992. Other SNL vets who have hosted include Eddie Murphy (1993), Jon Lovitz (1995), Ben Stiller & Janeane Garofalo (1996), Jimmy Fallon (2001 & 2005), Sarah Silverman (2007) and Mike Myers (1997 & 2008).)
Presenters for the live event are expected to include Will Ferrell, Sacha Baron Cohen, Ed Helms, Jonah Hill, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Mega Fox, Sienna Miller, Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson, Anna Faris, Cameron Diaz, Sandra Bullock, Kiefer Sutherland and New Kirk.
The show’s also supposed to feature our first look at the trailer for the exciting “Twilight” sequel.
9 p.m. Sunday. MTV.
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May 31, 2009 3:43:00 AM CDT
Award for best new film not out yet goes to "Twilight: New Moon"
by mike_d
mark my words. they did the same thing with transformers.
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Actually saw Hot Rod last night and thought it was pretty damn funny in places so will probably watch this. Oh and those clips don't play for me...
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Or is it just a spelling mistake?
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...Jack Black & Sarah Michelle Gellar. From then on it just went downward and last year I didn't even watch it anymore. But if I should hear that this years show was good again, I'm gonna watch one of the 50 million re-runs they will show this week.
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Let the swooning and screaming begin (from both Twilight fans and easily threatened fanboys)
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Alert me when they bring the music back.
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I will chance it this year, even though it is going to probably let me down.
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May 31, 2009 8:42:05 AM CDT
How did Sienna Miller slip through the no assholes policy?
by anna valerious
Seriously. Anyway, I am super happy that some of the Evil Iguana guys are taking part in the show, as they're the seat fillers for the "Twilight" people. And if you haven't seen their "Twilight" and "Dark Knight" parodies, here they are: TDK- http://tinyurl.com/6fah84 Twilight- http://tinyurl.com/6rat8m They also did a great Batman fan film, but WB made them take it off of YouTube...however, you can find it on Facebook if you look for it... But don't worry, more Batman fan films should be on the way. :)
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Should've been contending for Best Movie, Best Female and Breakthrough Female Performance (Kristen Bell), Best Male Performance (Jason Segel), Breakthrough Male Performance (Russell Brand), etc. Instead we've got the Slumdog brigade staining yet another awards show. :(
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who the hell bitches about MTV MOVIE AWARD nominations? Why not complain about kindergarten class president elections?
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I'm in love, call me> -
She had her ass hanging off a scooter seat whilst twittering w/Shia Beef
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is pretty amazing. Didn't TWILIGHT just come out a few months ago? Why am I waiting like 5 years for THE HOBBIT or even 3 year for IRON MAN 2? Those people are lazy.
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dont hate me, just saying it as it is.
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but Sienna Miller is an angel
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There was some behind-the-scenes special about the Movie Awards throughout the years on MTV today which I watched, and they interviewed the writers for this year's show - not The Lonely Island, but the writers in charge of presenter banter. They said there'll be a big musical number, but they themselves didn't write it. Sounds like a (new?) Lonely Island song will be done. Second, you didn't mention that The Lonely Island wrote for the Lindsay Lohan and Jimmy Fallon episodes in 2004 and 2005, which probably had the strongest overall sketches I can remember (I specifically remember Lohan had a good one where the conference call attack from Mean Girls ended up with her accidentally insulting the most ridiculous people, kind of like that Rainn Wilson business meeting Digital Short with the Gigantic Talking Turkey Sub and Arcade Fire; Fallon had a great opening sketch where he was taken as a passenger on the Batmobile's rooftop chase in Batman Begins).
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I can't think of anyone better for Major Zara, can you?
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May 31, 2009 12:42:09 PM CDT
I wouldn't mind Megan Fox remaking Attack of the 50ft Woman
by orionsangels
There would be more to love and she seems bitchy as it is, but she's too good for a movie like that or that lame wonder woman as she puts it. a movie based off a hasbro toy, now that's class A movie right there.
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red carpet: http://tinyurl.com/n4hlor
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Britain's Got Talent; losing to a fucking dance troupe? The fuck?
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Fucking our eyes in 2009!!
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If MTV needs to tell you what's cool then something is very wrong.
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is a pimple on the ass of entertainment, it has been irrelevant for so long, it is now for ADD teens and contributes ZERO to the pop culture landscape. It is an embarrassment and an insult to anyone who remembers what MTV used to be. I wish it would just go away, but sadly I don't think it will. They have nothing to do with music, even less to do with movies, yet they have the nerve to host video music and movie awards shows. Pathetic.
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The seating arrangements, and massive adjusting of same, all centered around current and former cast of The Hills. Whitney Port, for example, who was seated near Kristen Stewart; whoops, scratch that; Port called Twilight "really bad" and found Stewart's role "one-dimensional." (Yo, WhitPo; that's one more dimension than you've shown us in your glorious acting career)
Then Lauren Conrad, Stephanie Pratt, Heidi Montag and Brody Jenner had to be kept away from Audrina Patridge because, sources claim, they all hate Patridge's living guts. And Paris Hilton had to be moved away from "The Hills" cast after recently calling the show "so lame and fake" and "cheesy."
Producers also had to scramble to keep Miley Cyrus and couple Zac Ephron and Vanessa Hudgens -- away from Nickelodeon stars Miranda Cosgrove ("iCarly") and Keke Palmer ("True, Jackson") because Nick's reps felt that "all the Disney kids are tainted." Remember Cyrus' Vanity Fair debacle, and nude pictures of Hudgens circulated on the web.
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May 31, 2009 1:43:30 PM CDT
And whoever wins Female and Breakthrough Female Performance...
by pennsydeux
FedEx those awards to Kristen Bell stat, cause her stint in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was kickass.
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Damn, that post was practically Herc-ish in its girlyness.
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about the seat stuff. ;)
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was our latest victim, NEXT!
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suck my dick Susan Boyle was a whore who looked really ugly.
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May 31, 2009 2:47:49 PM CDT
I really don't want Susan Boyle to suck my dick...
by themarinebiologist
Why would you want that?
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you're right man, i dont want that either, i realised my mistake shortly after i posted. cant edit now which sucks. suck my dick Sienna Miller, oh now i feel better,
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i got a friend who says pussy is pussy nomatter what and he wont mind fucking susan boyle. how can i help him?
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Breaking Bad. Don't get sucked in watching mtv awards and then realize half-way through 10oclock that BB is almost over! Don't be that guy, be-otch
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Payback for SDM's 8 Oscars in March, and the academy awards folks never giving TDK the chance to take it on. Male Performance should go to Robert Downey Jr. and Song will either be The Wrestler or Decode (the one thing from Twilight that I actually liked). And if anybody except Ledger gets Villain, then the use of nuclear weapons on the Gibson should be authorized. :)
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"i went down the Sienna Miller path once" - you were a model slash actress? what films were you in?
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I mean, the other August 7 movies competing against it (GI Joe, Julie and Julia) already have stuff out there.
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by God.
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You'd be surprised at how fast you can turn out a film when the preproduction phase consists of picking out eyeshadow, locating a forest and teaching guys how to act wounded.
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you know MTV will rebroadcast this twice daily for the next month anyway...also, if you want to relive some good MTV movie spoof memories, here's your google search items:
lisa kudrow mtv star wars
ben stiller mtv tom cruise crooze
ben stiller mtv vince vaughn pitch peter jackson
ben stiller mtv vince vaughn pitch james cameron
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She acts the same in every single movie she does. Doesn't matter if it's Twilight or Adventureland.
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Honestly, they at least acknowledge most of our favorite geek movies every year, whereas the more hoity toity award shows fail to do so.
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Lot of laughs in that opening!! Fred Armisen and the little girls and the Dr. Drew intervention was fricking hilarious!
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Knowing is half the battle...
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Batman v. Joker was better.
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Teenyboppers should NOT be eligible to vote. There goes the awards.
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Ok, that was funny
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Every joke is complete crap (keyboard cat... really??!) and don't even get me started on the shitty nominees and winners!
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Because this is the worst MTVMA's, yes, by far.
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the opening was shit!by the way, Im afraid the fuckin tweenies just flooded the votes and twilight will win everything... what a fucking joke. THIS is why the public should not be allowed to vote for awards shows.
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Did E just walk out?
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id have walked out, too. fukcin bruno is NOT funny, but then Borat wasnt either.
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Couldn't happen to a bigger douche.
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naked ass in Em's face...very damn awesome.
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while i'm pretty sure that reaction was all real, i'm wondering was the whole malfunction planned? since where the celebs sit is usually well known, i wonder if they purposely landed him over Eminem to see what would happen. those black "entourage" guys looked they were ready to kick his ass. will we get a sasha cohen R.I.P. tomorrow? :P
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May 31, 2009 8:53:26 PM CDT
oh and good thing they did this after he already performed. lol
by bouncy x
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eminem and bruno
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... in the 6th retread of his first single 15 months from now..
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and yeah, i noticed they made sue to do this after he performed as well.
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When "bruno" was doing his gimmick did anyone get flashbacks to Howard Stern's terrible appearance as "Fartman?" About as good as "Bruno."
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The guy who stole the Best Original Song Oscar from you.
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Old people are gross!
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Is now authorized.
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and the only one i wanted them to win......yeah sue me i like Paramore. lol
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This is like some nickelodeon kids choice awards or some shit.
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please mtv has been shit for so long now i can't even begin to imagine when it was actually cool. still i would love to toss hanna montanas asshole
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can someone please shoot that unfunny mugging asshole, i have had bowel movements more entertaining then he is, and how is that dude from twilight goodlooking?
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best movie? hell no. and every year since then theyve been just as ridiculous. these awrds use to be fun and rewarded the flicks people (not critics) liked. But now its just which fans have the most free time to flood the votes (tweens)
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I'm so glad the hype over that movie has finally ended and we all can agree that is was very fucking unfunny, when middle American families are wearing vote for Pedro t-shirts you know it can't be cool
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I can't believe nobody's talking about this here! There's a new Buffy movie in development WITHOUT Whedon or any of the characters from the show! It's going to be a "reboot" by the director of the Kirsty Swanson movie to cash in on the success of Twilight. I'm not shitting you. This is for real.
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http://www.oregonlive.com/movies/index.ssf/2009/05/pop_talk_mtv_movie_awards_buff.html
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how did that happen? Someone who wasn't white was nominated for an award... She didn't win of course, but someone from Twilight was nominated so no one really expected her to.
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http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/05/a-joss-less-buf.html?xid=rss-feed-todayslatest-%27Buffy%27+reboot%3A+Joss+Whedon+says%2E%2E%2E
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Is she ever not stoned or drunk?
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and thats saying something, here have been plenty of horrible mtv movie awards.sorry, samberg, but just using the words dick and jizz repeatedly do not comedy make.
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MOFUCKING SHIT.
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of twilight had this"I can't believe they like this piece of shit"look on their faces every time they won.
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Anyone who's listened to the Kevin and Bean show on LA's KROQ knows what I'm talking about here. :)
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http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41180
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Eminem being sexually violated, "Doubt" for the Sega Genesis, and JJ Abrams on keyboard can't be all bad.
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You know it, too.
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Fuck. I hate MTV. Fuck them for showing the Stat Wars Movies all chopped up cropped.
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I liked it this year. Fuck Twilight though for taking deserved awards away from other more worthy films. Back in the 90s, Twilight would have been laughed at by the MTV crowd....shit was so bad ass back then. For fun, I counted the amount of times they showed that kid Robert Patterson..(17 times). The Bruno thing was amazing, I almost peed my pants watching it unfold. I love Enimen, but he has to lighten up. I thought Samberg was good, not classic like the hosts of the nineties, but better than the crap we had been given in the last few years.
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I liked it this year. Fuck Twilight though for taking deserved awards away from other more worthy films. Back in the 90s, Twilight would have been laughed at by the MTV crowd....shit was so bad ass back then. For fun, I counted the amount of times they showed that kid Robert Patterson..(17 times). The Bruno thing was amazing, I almost peed my pants watching it unfold. I love Enimen, but he has to lighten up. I thought Samberg was good, not classic like the hosts of the nineties, but better than the crap we had been given in the last few years.
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Wow look who got the generic arena rock band makeover. I liked them better when they were the redneck strokes
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had the absolute dumbest, braindead moronic subhumans. I stand corrected.
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I thought the show itself was great as long as you didn't pay attention to who was winning. The bit with Forest Whitaker singing and the Ben Stiller award presentation were fabu. Great show, just ignore the winners.
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still the silliest awards show. Getting awards for that shit?
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I didn't catch the show, just read an article about the list of winners though. I've officially become one of those guys saying things like "can you believe the crap kids are watching these days?!" Its weird, growing up all the adults were worried about the stuff kids were watching because of how dark and violent it seemed to be getting. As an adult I'm bothered by the stuff kids watch because of how banal, trite, and meaningless it is. Maybe I'm generalizing though. I mean the porn kids get these days is lightyears ahead of the stuff I used to catch on the magazine racks in 7/11 and the scrambled playboy channel. Not to mention the hyper-sexuality coming out of myspace, text messages, facebook, etc. I wonder if the entertainment directed towards high schoolers becomes more innocent as the actual teenagers become less so? Of course I probably never had a clue what high school was actually like, being a band geek chess club debate team...I just realized I'm ranting and I generally have no idea about what, which just returns me to my original premise. Wow I'm old.
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unless your 16 years old, you must be drunk.
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A little of SBC goes a long, long way.
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Twilight would indeed win best movie.
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So wait, Eminem is allowed to rip on whoever he wants yet he is untouchable???I didnt like what he did to Weird Al and now this, Fuck him and his wannabe gangsta. People stop buying his shit.
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It was obvious... Cohen was supposed to land on Eminem, Eminem was supposed to walk off in a huff.
That was so lackluster that I may even save my money when Bruno comes out. Trailers were a riot, but if that is the direction they are going with the ad campaign, they can kiss my ass. -
Will everyone with their fucking Youtube videos go away?
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TWILIGHT swept the "awards"? These assholes probably drop acid and enjoy repeated viewings of ABBOTT AND COSTELLO IN THE FOREIGN LEGION.
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I laughed when he cried for, like, 5 minutes straight. Best bit of the night, that was amazing.
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Jun 01, 2009 2:36:49 AM CDT
Jonah Hill jumping up & down like a little girl! for Robert Patt
by orionsangels
When Robert Pattinson came on stage to accept the award and Jonah Hill holding his boner lol!
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No doubt that you'll be an even bigger riot than Chevy Chase in SNOW DAY. Samberg is like the bore who attends office parties; screaming unfunny jokes, getting drunk and wearing a lampshade. Feminem (thanks jingle_balls), still saddled with his inflatable Oedipal complex, can bitch about his critics but he's somehow invulnerable. What a douchebag. Never cared about Borat but in regard to tonight's performance (the Emmy goes to--).
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Jun 01, 2009 3:09:24 AM CDT
Bruno exposes Eminem as a complete tool (just like Triumph years
by youridol
Tonight Sacha Baron Cohen (just like Triumph a few years ago) exposed that Eminem still reigns as the Queen of pretentious diva singers. Are you going to squirt a few Slim Shady?
Re: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog incident. He showed up Eminem as a complete tool who couldn't take a joke. It was so obvious in retrospect Eminem was Triumph in a video to try and erase some the toolness.
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he's not gangsta afterall
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Sutherland's breakdown, Efron saying the only reason he's here is to meet Kiefer. Triumph calling Stiller a monkey. Funny as hell. A close second Bruno falling on MM. Dick in a box by Forest Whitaker too funny.
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I was on my honeymoon Monday and just got back yesterday, so I missed seeing the talkback.
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these aren't "award" shows anymore. MTV just uses the time to promote new movies. It's a giant advertising campaign. Transformers, Twilight, etc are just using this time to advertise. Why else do you think Transformers won that stupid award a few years ago - "Best Movie that hasn't come out yet". Are you kidding me?
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How is that not completely obvious? Do you think he'd just sit there as a man's bare ass is slowly lowered onto him? Also, his bodyguards didn't punch Bruno. They just pushed him back and forth, harmlessly. Oh, and they just happened to have cameras in the aisles to perfectly capture Eminem walking out in a huff? That's the whole problem with Bruno/Borat. His stuff is now just elaborate fakery made to look real.
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going to land near him but probably not that he was going to land with his butt in his face.
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The camera cut to Em with a feather floating by his face just before Cohen 69'd him. Gee, I wonder if it was staged??? MTV knew it would get press like the 'ol Madonna/Spears kiss. Mission accomplished boys. As Eminem said "You've got to be fucking kidding..."
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C'mon. He sold it for the tight overhead shot. Jesus.
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Pissed me off when Aziz Ansari was in the Trek skit and called Sarek "Old Spock."
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the names Megan Fox and Susan Boyle in the same talkback! Sort it out fellas!
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I think that Sash Baron Cohen planned to land on Eminem. These shows pre-plan who is going to sit where in advance so SBC had time to practice and set the exact wire position where the stagehands would stop and lower SBC (it was probably even rehearsed beforehand). But anybody here who seriously thinks that Eminem would EVER agree to have SBC who is playing a flamboyantly gay man have that man's BARE ASS AND BALLS RIGHT IN HIS FACE in a 69 position on national t.v. (that will be replayed globally) is out of their mind. We saw how much he flipped out a few years ago just because of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Eminem takes himself wayyy too seriously. It's okay for him to diss everyone else but he can't take it with he's the one being made fun of. The only question is now is how long before he raps about SBC and does something back to him in a video. I bet he spent the whole ride back to his hotel screaming at his bodyguards for letting it happen in the first place, furiously plotting his revenge and wishing he could still reach for a "happy pill." I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes, LOL
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That's what made me think it was fake. Also if Em was really pissed off he wouldn't have sat as long as he did and go with it. Maybe they were hoping people would remember the Triumph thing and think this was real too.
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I really can't blame Eminem for being pissed. Seriously, who hear would be remotely glad to a have grown mans hairy ass shoved in his face? I can't even stand being in the locker room in my gym.
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That much is true. The question is if Eminem knew about it. SBC and MTV did, but did he?
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A) the camera position seeing the single-comedic feather dropping down B) when Em's crew pushes Cohen off, they simply shove. If this was the real deal, they would a punched, kicked, bit, hell maybe a blade and a glock (an overexaggeration, but only slightly). Same deal with the Pamela Anderson bit in Borat. If that wasn't pre-staged, he simply would have been shot. and C) more camera position when he walks away. If they DIDN'T know that Em would walk off in a huff, why would they have a camera positioned RIGHT IN THE AISLE as he angrily stormed away. That was the only shot of the entire show that was taken from a camera in the aisle, it's not as if they would simply have a camera at that exact moment for him to walk by considering how every other shot in the show was camera setups for the stage (this looked like a handheld cam, too). It was staged. Fun bit, but staged. Real life doesn't play out that conveniently simply for the exact camera angles for a live broadcast to capture every moment exactly.
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He's best friends with Elton John now.
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Got anything else other than the pushing?
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Here fer crissakes, proof from a producer's tweet. "Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged. That's all anyone wants to talk about, so let's get it out of the way. They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then. Okay, you can stop reading this blog now!" like Moriarty says in the article "rational thought of any caliber would seem to DEMAND that there be no speculation on the subject." http://tinyurl.com/nyhmjq Done.
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Here's a quote from the blog: "I didn't rush out to buy his new CD, but I do think he's as meta-text about his media as Sacha Baron Cohen is about his."Uhhh... ok. Humorless, for sure... but can I also add dense, pompous, and 'thinks he's self-aware but actually isn't' to that description?
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That one was obviously staged, especially to anyone who lives in Hollywood. Cohen and Anderson knew eachother well before this movie was made. Plus, any real bodyguard would have quickly smashed him before he even so much as got that bag over her head. There seem to be two types of bodyguards out here, touch guys who just got lucky that usually end up with musicians, and real professionals who most likely get clients like Pamela Anderson. I would imagine she gets her fair share of stalkers so anything less in her case would be a big mistake. The only ones I'd gather who weren't in on the bit were probably the fans at the booksigning.
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I was bitching about how people weren't talking about the thing that should have been under discussion, which was Em's performance and solely that. It was clear that the fall was staged, but people were using that as proof when it was completely beside the point.
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the one moment that stopped me watching was when miley cyrus won. what a stupid bint. if god is the only reason that she is there, then were all fucked. which is how miley came into the world. both of her parents fucked. she got concieved. end of story, god does not come into it. unless you are a conservative type. I know she has made a gazillion dollars for disney. and has made millions for disney. but she still says stupid things. Eminem has no sense of humour. none. but he should be careful about attacking Sacha baron cohen.
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in borat...Anderson was in on the joke. She signed a contract. anderson is not stupid. behind the blonde hair and false boobs is a very smart cookie. She knew what she was doing.
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all of the people in that movie signed a contract.
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In a year that brought masterpieces like 'No Country for Old Men' and 'There Will Be Blood?' I haven't watched MTV since they stopped playing music videos late in the last century and now I know why.
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Gawds that was some awful frakking shit. That crappy cgi werewolf near the end was almost as bad as the laughably awful cgi hyenas in that Exorcist prequel (whichever one, I think they were in both.) I stopped the video before the last five seconds so if there was some Sam Jackson cameo in there I'll never know.
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Was hilarious. No country and there will be blood were not made with mtv audience in mind. which is why milety cyrus won something. Mtv do not give a shit about quality. which is why Blood and country won nothing
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