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G.I. JOE clip goes online...

Hey folks, Harry here... Buzz hasn't really been doing much with GI JOE. As far as I know - I don't know anyone that's seen the entire film, but there seems to be a great deal of concern about the end result. I think the big thing that has exasperated the situation is that GI JOE: RESOLUTE which is pretty much the animated equivalent of everything a GI JOE geek would want in the feature. I know for me personally, the big disappointment was the level of departure they took with the design elements which were so vibrant and striking - and made this particular incarnation of GI JOE latch into the minds of my generation. And as for those of you that just label it a TOY - what'd you want? Well, I wanted something as cool as the Marvel Comics GI JOE comics with these characters. And we may still get that, but other that a couple of shots of SNAKEEYES - I'm not seeing anything that screams, "GO JOE!" I'm assuming this clip leads to a melting Eiffel Tower that we glimpsed in the trailer. Apparently Baroness and Storm Shadow are members of the French Hating Former-Bush administration. Just kidding.






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steven sommers
by damned-dirty-ape
May 29th, 2009
04:29:50 PM
Never trust a director....
by damned-dirty-ape
May 29th, 2009
04:31:21 PM
FIRST
by lockesbrokenleg
May 29th, 2009
04:31:29 PM
Harry
by damned-dirty-ape
May 29th, 2009
04:33:38 PM
gawd
by simondark
May 29th, 2009
04:33:48 PM
Fourth!!!!
by eule
May 29th, 2009
04:33:57 PM
not a hater, just a realist
by sambafreak13
May 29th, 2009
04:34:06 PM
My inner child weeps
by Destroyer
May 29th, 2009
04:36:40 PM
no cobra commander...
by simondark
May 29th, 2009
04:37:14 PM
Looks Cool
by MysteroidSeijin
May 29th, 2009
04:37:17 PM
no cobra commander...
by simondark
May 29th, 2009
04:37:21 PM
I'll still see it...
by NemesisOfZod
May 29th, 2009
04:38:07 PM
It's looks worse and worse with each new clip...
by jersey_d
May 29th, 2009
04:38:10 PM
bwahahahahahaha
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
May 29th, 2009
04:38:28 PM
god those suits look so fucking stupid!
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
04:38:36 PM
that's a shame
by poopoohumor
May 29th, 2009
04:39:07 PM
its......
by BacardiRocky
May 29th, 2009
04:39:30 PM
GIJINO
by Uncle Pooky
May 29th, 2009
04:39:56 PM
dumb-ass suits
by silentjay
May 29th, 2009
04:40:33 PM
storm shadow
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
May 29th, 2009
04:40:56 PM
Oh yeah.....
by BacardiRocky
May 29th, 2009
04:41:37 PM
Sommers is a manager, not a director
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
04:41:57 PM
baroness..
by simondark
May 29th, 2009
04:44:12 PM
i like how they made all the Joes EXACTLY THE SAME
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
04:45:20 PM
Nice use of the over-used "crowd goes awe!" sound bite.
by Mike_D
May 29th, 2009
04:47:54 PM
Gi Joe Suits
by xspringvictoryx
May 29th, 2009
04:49:00 PM
costumes
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
May 29th, 2009
04:50:40 PM
Why are all the Joes...
by Lucasblows
May 29th, 2009
04:50:43 PM
What happened to The Barroness' Accent?
by offroadcamry
May 29th, 2009
04:52:59 PM
c'mon, the best thing about the comics and tv show were the kick
by NutritiousLove
May 29th, 2009
04:53:03 PM
xspringvictoryx - yeah and they will all be ninjas
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
04:54:04 PM
Amazing! Extraordinary! Revolutionary!
by Booster Gold Lives
May 29th, 2009
04:55:16 PM
kick-ass suits
by NutritiousLove
May 29th, 2009
04:55:26 PM
Those suits look EXACTLY like the armor from that retarded HALO
by Ironhelix
May 29th, 2009
04:55:47 PM
game
by Ironhelix
May 29th, 2009
04:56:04 PM
Cobra Commander here:
by slone13
May 29th, 2009
04:58:15 PM
NO JOKE - THIS LOOKS BAD
by BillyMayesHere
May 29th, 2009
04:59:14 PM
If it was Action Man...
by damned-dirty-ape
May 29th, 2009
04:59:48 PM
xspringvictoryx
by Continentalop
May 29th, 2009
05:01:38 PM
whats funny is that when the Halo movie gets made...
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
05:01:44 PM
This is a nice trailer for the new Robocop movie
by lordoftheschwing
May 29th, 2009
05:01:55 PM
Actually, I think it looks pretty good.
by Playkins
May 29th, 2009
05:02:03 PM
Terrible.
by MetalMickey
May 29th, 2009
05:02:54 PM
Oh, and G.I. Joe Resolute:
by Playkins
May 29th, 2009
05:04:22 PM
nice shoes, wtf. bad bad bad, I'm speechless
by Moviegimp
May 29th, 2009
05:04:45 PM
Those power suits are complete....
by IAmLegolas
May 29th, 2009
05:05:44 PM
Playkins what about it did you like?
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
05:06:15 PM
I'll be better than AVATAR
by codereduk
May 29th, 2009
05:06:41 PM
The Baroness wasn't Russian
by Continentalop
May 29th, 2009
05:10:10 PM
My condolences, GI Joe geeks...
by ebonic_plague
May 29th, 2009
05:11:23 PM
Playkins - Resolute
by Logan-X
May 29th, 2009
05:12:48 PM
Fuck you MTV!
by AtomicRoboticZombieWearwolf
May 29th, 2009
05:12:56 PM
the baroness in the movie
by simondark
May 29th, 2009
05:13:20 PM
This looks terrible!
by Mr_Incredible
May 29th, 2009
05:14:57 PM
Worst bit of all ...
by DennisMM
May 29th, 2009
05:14:57 PM
well said destroyer
by killertv
May 29th, 2009
05:15:06 PM
Let me get this straight...
by Brewtix
May 29th, 2009
05:19:43 PM
The Cobra Commander on Twitter deserves more praise
by YackBacker
May 29th, 2009
05:23:06 PM
VS: Who would win?
by damned-dirty-ape
May 29th, 2009
05:23:23 PM
The Super-Suits are fucking awful
by Laserhead
May 29th, 2009
05:24:07 PM
So is the purpose of the suits to negate physics?
by Stryder
May 29th, 2009
05:24:54 PM
AtomicRoboticZombieWerewolf...
by Stryder
May 29th, 2009
05:27:34 PM
I'm not even sure what to say...
by MonkeyLord
May 29th, 2009
05:28:04 PM
rachel nichols
by Dradis Contact
May 29th, 2009
05:28:12 PM
Lisa, Tera, Jody, and Emily hate America
by Falafalguy
May 29th, 2009
05:29:07 PM
Cobra Commander
by Adelai Niska
May 29th, 2009
05:30:10 PM
2nd flop of the summer...
by Keeper Of Chimps
May 29th, 2009
05:30:17 PM
GI Joe was always the toy for stupider children anyways
by Keeper Of Chimps
May 29th, 2009
05:33:03 PM
I won't be surprised when this bombs.
by Roketopunch
May 29th, 2009
05:33:09 PM
enough already
by BroNamath
May 29th, 2009
05:33:37 PM
Were those MICRONAUTS???????
by Anal Inflictor
May 29th, 2009
05:33:44 PM
Stryder is right, AtomicRoboticZombieWearwolf
by MonkeyLord
May 29th, 2009
05:34:27 PM
Simondark - wait a few days before you do
by Anal Inflictor
May 29th, 2009
05:38:18 PM
RE:ebonic_plague
by AnarchyWorldsEnd
May 29th, 2009
05:38:27 PM
An Important Memo to Steven Sommers
by Just_Another_Fat_Geek
May 29th, 2009
05:39:52 PM
YackBacker, you follow him on Twitter, too?
by Mr Slippy Fist
May 29th, 2009
05:40:16 PM
i couldnt care less about how close it is to the toyline...
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
05:40:43 PM
Holy Moly!
by MegaBeth
May 29th, 2009
05:41:50 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by Sal_Bando
May 29th, 2009
05:42:04 PM
GI Joe = Fantastic Four 1
by Underoos Hero
May 29th, 2009
05:43:13 PM
FUCK SAKE, someone YOUTUBE IT PLZ
by Dhaemon
May 29th, 2009
05:43:36 PM
We Need this movie to leak online!!
by Underoos Hero
May 29th, 2009
05:47:01 PM
So......
by drewlicious
May 29th, 2009
05:48:55 PM
Okay
by MegaBeth
May 29th, 2009
05:49:03 PM
Was the bright neon green RPG missile...
by Underoos Hero
May 29th, 2009
05:49:34 PM
The G.I. Joe movies I made in my head
by The Fear
May 29th, 2009
05:50:02 PM
MegaBeth
by damned-dirty-ape
May 29th, 2009
05:50:53 PM
what a waste of G.I Joe...this could have been great.
by FleshMachine
May 29th, 2009
05:52:43 PM
GI Joe?
by chuffsterUK
May 29th, 2009
05:52:45 PM
Makes Bayformers look like Ben-Hur.
by HoboCode
May 29th, 2009
05:53:38 PM
Super suits?!?
by HapaPapa72
May 29th, 2009
05:55:32 PM
Action Man..
by damned-dirty-ape
May 29th, 2009
05:55:46 PM
Man that looks horrible
by hamo455
May 29th, 2009
05:56:47 PM
same problem as Transformers then...
by TinSpider
May 29th, 2009
05:59:07 PM
.....
by samuraiwahoo
May 29th, 2009
05:59:45 PM
Actually the REALLy stupid kids were into Stinkor from He-Man
by Keeper Of Chimps
May 29th, 2009
05:59:51 PM
Looks Like A**...
by KISSman24
May 29th, 2009
06:00:32 PM
M.A.S.K.
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
May 29th, 2009
06:01:26 PM
M.A.S.K
by damned-dirty-ape
May 29th, 2009
06:02:53 PM
It looks like what's supposed to be
by IndyCollector
May 29th, 2009
06:03:23 PM
M.A.S.K is great
by IndyCollector
May 29th, 2009
06:04:41 PM
I thought is was SPY KIDS 8
by Underoos Hero
May 29th, 2009
06:04:42 PM
toy question
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
06:05:06 PM
is = it
by Underoos Hero
May 29th, 2009
06:05:52 PM
BMacSmith
by Underoos Hero
May 29th, 2009
06:06:34 PM
damned-dirty-ape
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
May 29th, 2009
06:08:30 PM
WTF
by xsi kal
May 29th, 2009
06:09:13 PM
FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
by Underoos Hero
May 29th, 2009
06:10:50 PM
BMac - Maxx Steele
by RipleysPubisMound
May 29th, 2009
06:10:51 PM
BMacSmith
by Keeper Of Chimps
May 29th, 2009
06:10:51 PM
The suits
by Omar B
May 29th, 2009
06:11:20 PM
FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
by damned-dirty-ape
May 29th, 2009
06:13:24 PM
no it was Max Steele
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
06:13:54 PM
Michael Bay
by enderandrew
May 29th, 2009
06:15:51 PM
SOMMERS I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU.
by the Green Gargantua
May 29th, 2009
06:15:57 PM
I don't give a fuck about GI Joe the toys or the cartoon
by Continentalop
May 29th, 2009
06:16:22 PM
It was called Robo Force
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
06:17:10 PM
Looks a bit like
by Cat333
May 29th, 2009
06:17:24 PM
Just watched the clip
by enderandrew
May 29th, 2009
06:17:49 PM
Underoos Hero
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
May 29th, 2009
06:18:24 PM
suits
by drizzt2003
May 29th, 2009
06:19:09 PM
What is that, a rocket-propelled jarate?!
by Frisco
May 29th, 2009
06:19:27 PM

by Tabmorevan
May 29th, 2009
06:20:02 PM
Continentalop, Its real surprising that you were a GI Joe fan
by Keeper Of Chimps
May 29th, 2009
06:20:11 PM
I'm not surprised you weren't
by Continentalop
May 29th, 2009
06:22:54 PM
enderandrew
by damned-dirty-ape
May 29th, 2009
06:23:58 PM
I AM DEAD SERIOUS, BARE KNUCKLE
by the Green Gargantua
May 29th, 2009
06:26:13 PM
AAAAAND it sucks
by kafka07
May 29th, 2009
06:29:29 PM
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
by the Green Gargantua
May 29th, 2009
06:29:57 PM
Van Helsing
by damned-dirty-ape
May 29th, 2009
06:30:31 PM
HO-O-O-O JOE!
by BurnHollywood
May 29th, 2009
06:36:53 PM
Stephen Sommers
by the zapper
May 29th, 2009
06:38:13 PM
USA USA USA!
by Dhaemon
May 29th, 2009
06:39:25 PM
I was afraid this summer was going to be awful.
by CreasyBear
May 29th, 2009
06:40:29 PM
I want to drink Sienna Miller's cunt juice!
by Fareal
May 29th, 2009
06:47:49 PM
So... that office building was the only place to target the Eiff
by odysseus
May 29th, 2009
06:53:27 PM
What's the NINJA doing with the Big Fucking Gun?
by Clavius
May 29th, 2009
06:59:06 PM
Yuck
by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead
May 29th, 2009
07:05:48 PM
I'm at work so I had to watch this on mute.
by AzulTool
May 29th, 2009
07:10:47 PM
I hope the A-Team characters wear all black suits
by cylon_conspiracy
May 29th, 2009
07:11:22 PM
Ah, shit, I'll probably see it
by lockesbrokenleg
May 29th, 2009
07:19:41 PM
THIS IS THE GOOD CLIP.
by the Green Gargantua
May 29th, 2009
07:20:01 PM
THE SOMMERS VERSION
by the Green Gargantua
May 29th, 2009
07:21:56 PM
i wish we had a bad ass inspector gadget movie
by MrHyde
May 29th, 2009
07:25:32 PM
JEM better be more faithful to the original
by cylon_conspiracy
May 29th, 2009
07:28:07 PM
What scares the fuck out of me is...
by holy____batman
May 29th, 2009
07:39:36 PM
Fucking terrible...
by jabman
May 29th, 2009
07:42:06 PM
its G.I. JOE
by Semen Stains
May 29th, 2009
07:42:08 PM
That's the worst part, Batman...
by jabman
May 29th, 2009
07:46:39 PM
Continentalop
by Six Demon Bag
May 29th, 2009
07:51:59 PM
oooooooooooo
by maitlanr
May 29th, 2009
07:53:14 PM
anybody trying to show us clips has me worried...
by Six Demon Bag
May 29th, 2009
07:54:47 PM
WoW
by sokitome
May 29th, 2009
07:56:13 PM
WoW
by sokitome
May 29th, 2009
07:56:24 PM
Since when does GI Joe need fucking Power Armor
by The_Ed_Carden
May 29th, 2009
07:58:37 PM
genius..no
by theKip
May 29th, 2009
07:59:50 PM
BMacSmith: I'll tell you:
by Playkins
May 29th, 2009
07:59:55 PM
theKip: BULLSHIT
by Playkins
May 29th, 2009
08:00:39 PM
crashing through the sky
by maitlanr
May 29th, 2009
08:01:30 PM
playkins
by maitlanr
May 29th, 2009
08:03:47 PM
Playkins: watch the tv cartoon
by theKip
May 29th, 2009
08:03:57 PM
Awesome news Six Demon
by Continentalop
May 29th, 2009
08:08:35 PM
maitlanr, what about the animated movie?
by Playkins
May 29th, 2009
08:08:52 PM
wow...i grew up with gijoe, had many of the
by southafricanguy
May 29th, 2009
08:13:05 PM
Hmmm, not really feeling the suits. However
by ganymede3010
May 29th, 2009
08:13:08 PM
Painful
by BackwardGalaxy
May 29th, 2009
08:19:03 PM
Yo! That looks like shit!
by lockesbrokenleg
May 29th, 2009
08:25:04 PM
i'm not only saying
by maitlanr
May 29th, 2009
08:27:03 PM
WOw that clipped killed it
by Series 7
May 29th, 2009
08:35:15 PM
Fuck this silly shit...
by sfgeek
May 29th, 2009
08:38:33 PM
southafricanguy
by Six Demon Bag
May 29th, 2009
08:38:48 PM
ARRGGG!
by jediknight1701
May 29th, 2009
08:39:22 PM
You know how I know it sucks?
by Continentalop
May 29th, 2009
08:45:20 PM
I also know it sucks
by Continentalop
May 29th, 2009
08:46:54 PM
Owww...my eyes! and ears.
by RogueWarrior65
May 29th, 2009
08:47:03 PM
Continentalop--why call it GI JOE?
by Six Demon Bag
May 29th, 2009
08:47:08 PM
G.I. No-Go
by Kehrageous
May 29th, 2009
08:55:18 PM
I'm looking forward to the MOON KNIGHT movie.
by Fareal
May 29th, 2009
08:57:15 PM
sad really
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
May 29th, 2009
08:59:20 PM
Six Demon Bag
by Continentalop
May 29th, 2009
09:07:32 PM
THANK GOD this is getting villified
by IndustryKiller!
May 29th, 2009
09:11:26 PM
With that said Resolute was a HUGE disappointment
by IndustryKiller!
May 29th, 2009
09:13:55 PM
FUCK
by Continentalop
May 29th, 2009
09:14:15 PM
FUCK!!!!
by Continentalop
May 29th, 2009
09:16:26 PM
just proves how incredibly stupid movie execs really are
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
09:20:58 PM
*know
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
09:22:43 PM
fuck that
by redkamel
May 29th, 2009
09:23:10 PM
Because G.I. Joe was always SO REALISITIC...
by Zardozap2005
May 29th, 2009
09:27:42 PM
Cannot see it, is there a link?
by Dhaemon
May 29th, 2009
09:32:03 PM
Oh my God!!! It looks so lame...
by Russman
May 29th, 2009
09:36:31 PM
Wanna buy some TIDE?
by daggor
May 29th, 2009
09:45:51 PM
Why do they need super suits?
by lockesbrokenleg
May 29th, 2009
09:49:06 PM
I know it's been said already, but...
by sfgeek
May 29th, 2009
09:50:13 PM
fuck that lame bentley, and fuck those lame plastic suits
by HaterofCrap
May 29th, 2009
09:55:31 PM
Out of the woodwork, I've come...
by VoiceOfSaruman
May 29th, 2009
09:55:37 PM
What the hell was that crap?
by AHGrayLensman
May 29th, 2009
09:57:31 PM
This film is a remake of "Megaforce"…
by blakindigo
May 29th, 2009
09:57:33 PM
Suck
by My friends call me Killjoy
May 29th, 2009
10:04:50 PM
hahahaha
by wash
May 29th, 2009
10:05:51 PM
This movie looks like it was made of FAIL.
by uberfreak
May 29th, 2009
10:06:09 PM
Watched it again (god knows why)
by sfgeek
May 29th, 2009
10:06:09 PM
This movie looks like it was made of FAIL.
by uberfreak
May 29th, 2009
10:06:23 PM
Soooommmmmmmmmeeeeerrrrrrrrrss sss!
by My friends call me Killjoy
May 29th, 2009
10:06:27 PM
SPOILERS: Revenge of the Fallen novel
by AxeEmAll
May 29th, 2009
10:12:54 PM
Optimus Prime revived
by AxeEmAll
May 29th, 2009
10:14:48 PM
but who is the stereotypical slang throwing black guy?
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
10:23:36 PM
Zardozap2005 - who said anything about realism?
by BMacSmith
May 29th, 2009
10:27:12 PM
axeemall....thanks dude, so what happens to
by southafricanguy
May 29th, 2009
10:42:04 PM
3rd transformers film to be on Cybertron???
by Six Demon Bag
May 29th, 2009
10:47:54 PM
Works as a comedy spoof, not as an action movie.
by Nerd Rage
May 29th, 2009
10:57:43 PM
SPOILERS: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Novel
by AxeEmAll
May 29th, 2009
11:01:40 PM
Epilogue of Transformers 2
by AxeEmAll
May 29th, 2009
11:04:45 PM
if i want action comedy i watch TRUE LIES!!
by Six Demon Bag
May 29th, 2009
11:05:19 PM
The end battle is awesome in Revenge of the Fallen
by AxeEmAll
May 29th, 2009
11:07:41 PM
I JUST SAW LASERPANTS SUCKING CAMERON'S COCK!!!
by Six Demon Bag
May 29th, 2009
11:09:03 PM
Optimus flies!
by AxeEmAll
May 29th, 2009
11:10:09 PM
CGI vs CGI=BORING!!!!
by Six Demon Bag
May 29th, 2009
11:11:36 PM
Stephen Sommers should...
by DarkZoneGraphics
May 29th, 2009
11:22:25 PM
Support this: Spectacular Spiderman
by future help
May 29th, 2009
11:23:03 PM
CGI Joe!
by AragornElfstone
May 29th, 2009
11:29:53 PM
FUCK OFF HOLLYWOOD. FUCK OFF MTV.
by --- Emperor ---
May 29th, 2009
11:37:39 PM
BY THE WAY:
by --- Emperor ---
May 29th, 2009
11:38:35 PM
Edited-- SPOILER ALERT: Revenge of the Fallen novel
by AxeEmAll
May 29th, 2009
11:42:49 PM
popcorn
by aboriginal
May 30th, 2009
01:20:51 AM
Fuck off MTV. Why make us watch an ad then tell us no?!
by wowsah156
May 30th, 2009
01:21:28 AM
I have zero attachment to GI Joe
by natecore
May 30th, 2009
01:21:49 AM
NEW ROTF TV SPOT!
by Trannyformers_Apologist
May 30th, 2009
01:24:46 AM
NEW ROTF TV SPOT!
by Trannyformers_Apologist
May 30th, 2009
01:26:55 AM
This is NOT G.I. Joe!
by squarebird
May 30th, 2009
01:31:27 AM
lockesbrokenleg
by Frodo T. Baggins
May 30th, 2009
01:45:41 AM
eule
by Frodo T. Baggins
May 30th, 2009
01:46:15 AM
This is more like Halo Joe
by ganymede3010
May 30th, 2009
01:46:20 AM
now i might not see it
by shogunshin
May 30th, 2009
01:48:21 AM
Michael Bay would of never dropped the ball like Sommers did.
by ganymede3010
May 30th, 2009
02:02:10 AM
God Damn It.
by bonecrushersmith
May 30th, 2009
02:08:02 AM
Good fucking God...
by Force_McCockin
May 30th, 2009
02:16:25 AM
I didnt know...
by The Fear
May 30th, 2009
02:20:11 AM
MTV are cunts - will not watch this fucker!
by Charlie & Tex
May 30th, 2009
02:21:36 AM
This one is clearly
by Magnum Opus
May 30th, 2009
02:27:58 AM
Unforgivable.
by Pompoulus
May 30th, 2009
02:29:44 AM
CAPTAIN POWER AND THE SOLDIERS OF THE FUTURE!!!
by NivekJ
May 30th, 2009
02:34:24 AM
How can Snowjob
by The Fear
May 30th, 2009
02:41:07 AM
There's a HUMAN shaped Decepticon in TINO2?
by IndustryKiller!
May 30th, 2009
02:49:30 AM
VWantsRevenge do tell about Cobra Commander
by IndustryKiller!
May 30th, 2009
03:01:38 AM
Insult to injury (or bukkake): Scarlett is
by Dingbatty
May 30th, 2009
03:18:29 AM
One good thing -- not as many apologists
by Dingbatty
May 30th, 2009
03:20:16 AM
Baroness "nice shoes" ..............
by peopleintrees
May 30th, 2009
03:28:40 AM
It was massively arrogant of this production
by Dingbatty
May 30th, 2009
03:36:40 AM
Though the original Baroness did have a
by Dingbatty
May 30th, 2009
03:39:40 AM
I have a question...
by SunTzu77
May 30th, 2009
03:54:44 AM
Trey Parker and Matt Stone must be weeping
by drturing
May 30th, 2009
04:10:41 AM
Was that...
by yesiamaplant
May 30th, 2009
04:17:19 AM
What is “…1965 suck…?”
by blakindigo
May 30th, 2009
04:24:24 AM
Did anybody like the Warren Ellis penned 'GI Joe'?
by blakindigo
May 30th, 2009
04:25:28 AM
I'm hoping this tanks when it comes out
by alienindisguise
May 30th, 2009
05:06:24 AM
At least, JJ didn't think the past suits were dumb. Stuck with i
by Se7en
May 30th, 2009
05:25:53 AM
As horrible as that shit looks I might still see this..
by odo19
May 30th, 2009
05:43:39 AM
I want to give the Baroness a BODY MASSAGE
by The Amazing G
May 30th, 2009
05:56:39 AM
Wow! This Mans-formers looks great!
by Meta
May 30th, 2009
06:19:31 AM
The only thing that could redeem this film...
by Meta
May 30th, 2009
06:23:07 AM
Shittiest casting ever!!
by Stalkeye
May 30th, 2009
06:30:37 AM
You know a movie is gonna suck when..
by Stalkeye
May 30th, 2009
06:34:08 AM
I gotta agree with ganymede3010 on this one
by Stalkeye
May 30th, 2009
06:42:36 AM
What Resolute got right,
by Dingbatty
May 30th, 2009
07:06:35 AM
I think it looks
by Holy Hell
May 30th, 2009
07:49:15 AM
And the property
by Holy Hell
May 30th, 2009
07:50:09 AM
This'll
by Holy Hell
May 30th, 2009
07:53:18 AM
The 70's GI Joe was what I remember best.
by Sal_Bando
May 30th, 2009
08:00:51 AM
Was there a GI Joe named Crackhead?
by kafka07
May 30th, 2009
08:10:29 AM
Weird sentence
by rfid
May 30th, 2009
08:25:37 AM
LOOKS LIKE A DUMB FUN POPCORN MOVIE
by BringingSexyBack
May 30th, 2009
08:33:32 AM
ONLY BAD THING IS MARLON WAYANS
by BringingSexyBack
May 30th, 2009
08:34:21 AM
WOW!!!
by Judge Briggs
May 30th, 2009
08:55:48 AM
Watch GI Resolute
by shutupfanboy
May 30th, 2009
09:04:21 AM
Kind Of Blah!
by Darth_Kaos
May 30th, 2009
09:19:26 AM
The things I would do to Sienna Miller...
by YackBacker
May 30th, 2009
10:04:28 AM
power suits?
by nametaken
May 30th, 2009
10:13:34 AM
just looks like...
by dj_bollocks
May 30th, 2009
10:49:11 AM
Well
by Arteska
May 30th, 2009
11:26:48 AM
This looks terrible...
by ballsmcretard
May 30th, 2009
11:50:07 AM
for once I agree with the haters
by Datascream
May 30th, 2009
12:19:56 PM
Needs more GIANT PIG
by GIANT_PIG
May 30th, 2009
12:23:26 PM
Jesus, the rifle with the glowing end looked dumb
by Tacom
May 30th, 2009
12:23:41 PM
BSB
by Six Demon Bag
May 30th, 2009
12:25:23 PM
Can't view it at work...
by WickedJester
May 30th, 2009
12:25:28 PM
Giant Pig?
by WickedJester
May 30th, 2009
12:26:33 PM
You're JUST disliking a movie now datascream?
by IndustryKiller!
May 30th, 2009
12:27:23 PM
Wayan's? Really? All that idiotic business onscreen—
by blakindigo
May 30th, 2009
12:28:33 PM
Wayans the jive talkin wise crackin soldier
by Six Demon Bag
May 30th, 2009
12:31:32 PM
The annoying token Black dude, who is always —
by blakindigo
May 30th, 2009
12:42:06 PM
Holy Shit! There is a GIANT PIG on the loose.
by Continentalop
May 30th, 2009
12:55:15 PM
Arteska, Zardazap, well for something so unrealistic and childis
by Continentalop
May 30th, 2009
01:06:26 PM
Somebody, please check out Warren Ellis' "GI Joe"—
by blakindigo
May 30th, 2009
01:14:37 PM

by BeornsRevenge
May 30th, 2009
01:19:15 PM
But I do realize why they are going this route
by Continentalop
May 30th, 2009
01:24:18 PM
Larry Hama is brilliant—
by blakindigo
May 30th, 2009
01:30:29 PM
Old Larry Hama interview—
by blakindigo
May 30th, 2009
01:36:44 PM
oh THE NAM!!!! i forgot about that!
by Six Demon Bag
May 30th, 2009
01:37:24 PM
I agree blakindigo. Even the ninja stuff in GI JOE
by Continentalop
May 30th, 2009
01:39:31 PM
Hama gave Ninja a credible feel; Miller popularized —
by blakindigo
May 30th, 2009
01:48:27 PM
Good Lord!
by Mr.LordBronco
May 30th, 2009
01:48:53 PM
http://tinyurl.com/cwygsk
by blakindigo
May 30th, 2009
02:19:16 PM
zom-bot.com -----EXACTLY!
by BRUTICUS
May 30th, 2009
02:32:13 PM
Cunts
by drompter
May 30th, 2009
02:40:19 PM
the entire arlington National Cemetary is rolling over in Their
by Mr.LordBronco
May 30th, 2009
02:57:10 PM
Graves
by Mr.LordBronco
May 30th, 2009
02:58:17 PM
Gonna make Ishtar look like...
by Mr.LordBronco
May 30th, 2009
02:59:36 PM
This is like the Go-Bot version
by Mr.LordBronco
May 30th, 2009
03:01:38 PM
What's next?
by Mr.LordBronco
May 30th, 2009
03:03:09 PM
I'll give Sommers credit, he's good for like 10 minutes a movie.
by ganymede3010
May 30th, 2009
03:22:39 PM
I was wrong about Star trek DGDB was right but...
by Mr.LordBronco
May 30th, 2009
03:24:21 PM
This movie will still make a ton of money.
by ganymede3010
May 30th, 2009
03:26:10 PM
Watched it now..
by WickedJester
May 30th, 2009
03:27:03 PM
Glad they were able to get the suits from Armageddon cheap.
by WickedJester
May 30th, 2009
03:27:23 PM
Hey drumpter
by Continentalop
May 30th, 2009
03:35:49 PM
Wholly SHIT! That was AWESOME!!!
by Joker Gordon Levitt
May 30th, 2009
03:44:30 PM
TEAM: AMERICA made for a better G.I. Joe movie.
by HEROES FOR SALE
May 30th, 2009
03:48:50 PM
To help us rate this piece of shit better when it comes out...
by Continentalop
May 30th, 2009
03:58:50 PM
WHY DO THEY HAVE POWER SUITS??????????????????
by Warcraft
May 30th, 2009
04:02:29 PM
Global Suckage...
by Keblar
May 30th, 2009
04:07:30 PM
Why the fuck would they melt the Eiffel Tower?
by stormschlong
May 30th, 2009
04:12:18 PM
Ms. Miller in a leather jumpsuit.and...
by BiggusDickus
May 30th, 2009
04:27:34 PM
And while I'm at it...
by BiggusDickus
May 30th, 2009
04:37:48 PM
Gotta admit it looked bad. Kinda Spy Kiddish
by The Founder
May 30th, 2009
05:06:46 PM
Baranoss fucked my eyeballs!
by lockesbrokenleg
May 30th, 2009
05:11:45 PM
Terrible marketing campaign
by Charlie_Allnut
May 30th, 2009
05:17:12 PM
It makes me bothers me to think
by sfgeek
May 30th, 2009
05:30:57 PM
Did anyone actually think this stood a chance of being a good mo
by JackBauer@CTU
May 30th, 2009
05:57:26 PM
It's Not Sommers Fault...
by DancingDwarf
May 30th, 2009
06:28:44 PM
Just like I remember it...
by Silverhour
May 30th, 2009
06:29:52 PM
Power suits? Any excuse to use CG!
by Orionsangels
May 30th, 2009
06:46:20 PM
Who said G.I. Joe wasn't a viable live action movie?
by AnakinsDiapers
May 30th, 2009
07:13:10 PM
GI Joe Live Action
by srocinema
May 30th, 2009
07:31:28 PM
Way to suck out everything cool about GI Joe
by Nerd Rage
May 30th, 2009
07:35:55 PM
G.I. Tract Joe
by Joeyboy
May 30th, 2009
07:36:05 PM
AnakinsDiapers
by codymr
May 30th, 2009
08:07:22 PM
"Get Out! Nice shoes."
by joe90025
May 30th, 2009
08:15:51 PM
TOO SOON!! (Where's the Nth Man movie)
by Pageiv
May 30th, 2009
10:37:23 PM
damn... and i can remember when adding mere
by jackknifed_juggernaut
May 30th, 2009
11:40:05 PM
Plot is overrated.
by Evangelion217
May 30th, 2009
11:43:24 PM
Faux Joe!!!
by nerosday
May 31st, 2009
12:31:03 AM
CGI JOE!
by AragornElfstone
May 31st, 2009
12:32:58 AM
Heh
by nerosday
May 31st, 2009
12:35:09 AM
nerosday
by Dingbatty
May 31st, 2009
01:49:54 AM
We can blame Devil's Due, however
by Dingbatty
May 31st, 2009
01:52:08 AM
So, they have a weapon that can melt the Eiffel tower...
by kevred
May 31st, 2009
02:21:07 AM
GIJINO...
by Boober
May 31st, 2009
02:25:25 AM
I LIKE THOSE SUITS!!! :D
by TheGhostWhoLurks
May 31st, 2009
02:48:45 AM
Theres nothing goofy about GIJOE uniforms
by Rufferto
May 31st, 2009
03:18:49 AM
Dingbatty GI JOE Reloaded
by Rufferto
May 31st, 2009
03:30:30 AM
I don't think Baroness place of birth
by Rufferto
May 31st, 2009
03:40:41 AM
For those fans of the original "JOE"
by Rufferto
May 31st, 2009
03:47:19 AM
TheGhostWhoLurks
by Dingbatty
May 31st, 2009
06:55:22 AM
Is this a remake or a reboot?
by Donkey_Lasher
May 31st, 2009
07:09:32 AM
Of course it doesn't yell "Go Joe!
by Alkeoholic77
May 31st, 2009
09:54:27 AM
Of course it doesn't yell "Go Joe!"
by Alkeoholic77
May 31st, 2009
09:55:28 AM
WOW...
by braddavery
May 31st, 2009
10:56:44 AM
I am SO GLAD I wasn't a GI-Joe kid...
by GreenRiver
May 31st, 2009
11:20:53 AM
Just noticing
by browncoat_skyfan
May 31st, 2009
11:40:02 AM
T4 = BOMB!
by Six Demon Bag
May 31st, 2009
12:23:27 PM
Am I the only one...
by mponte10006
May 31st, 2009
01:09:42 PM
Aeon Flux 2
by guerillakarma
May 31st, 2009
03:17:06 PM
Rational thoughts
by Unnatural
May 31st, 2009
03:50:29 PM
Chill
by Batlash
May 31st, 2009
04:23:13 PM
Gee, I can't wait to miss this one!
by Citizen Sane
May 31st, 2009
04:37:45 PM
GI JOE: Scarlett vs Baronness lesbian lovefest
by jgmamma0
May 31st, 2009
05:06:32 PM
G.I.R.O.N.M.A.N.
by Immortal_Fish
May 31st, 2009
06:04:36 PM
It's "YO Joe!"
by Hellboy
May 31st, 2009
07:48:12 PM
This is going to be an awful...
by porterdsgn
May 31st, 2009
07:58:37 PM
Heh. "Nice shoes."
by SpacePhil
May 31st, 2009
08:55:34 PM
G.I. JINO
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
May 31st, 2009
10:46:42 PM
G.I. JINO
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
May 31st, 2009
10:47:06 PM
Damned-Dirty-Ape
by MegaBeth
Jun 1st, 2009
03:49:30 PM

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