Cool News
Spoiler Smoochy Kissy Kissies from NEW MOON! Shirtless Edward... swoon!
Hey folks, Harry here with the latest OH MY GOD TOUCH YOURSELF EXCITED NEW MOON pictures from the set! Can you believe, that we're just a few short days from seeing the NEW MOON trailer!?!?!? May 31st - around 5ish my time - it's going out on the web and the world will be aglow! Can't you just feel it in your toes? That tingly awesome that these pics are giving you? Sigh. I need to take a shower now...
-
+ Expand All
-
so so lame
-
like, almost a week old.
-
I....Uh...well. I got nothin'. I'm sure there's a joke about a DVD closet in there somewhere. But wow.
-
May 28, 2009 3:08:42 PM CDT
So TS WORST MOVIE EVER, BUT THUMBS UP FOR MOON&TWILIGHT.....
by stefan2789
Just saying.....
-
i'm with massawyrm. huh?
-
I didn't mind Twilight.
-
Yup. Enjoy it while it lasts.
-
Trust me, Harry. Mormons don't sparkle in the sunlight.
-
After reading what Harry just wrote. Seriously?
Then I'm gonna watch Terminator Salvation..it might not have been the greatest movie, but it was still a manly movie. -
and no.
I'm not gonna press play on that video.
not ever. -
We most certianly DO sparkle.
-
SLURRRRRRP!!!!!
-
So this is what it sounds like....when doves cry?
-
Enjoy your Mormon propaganda, Big Red. The rest of us will go on with our lives as normal.
-
If you think that New Moon is going to be anything more than a complete and utter travesty, then you need your head examined. The fact that you even support this series shows how little respect you have for women. The character of Edward Cullen is more dangerous to young girls than people think. By supporting this emotionally abusive century old fictitious character, you are helping in luring young, and impressionable girls, to years of disappointment and abuse from the men they choose.
-
zom-bot.com said it already, this is old and decidely not cool news...
-
I knew Harry was a fag. Go fuck Perez Hilton already!!
-
lots
-
Is starting to creepily turn into a swoon over the boys in Twilight masked by a fake swoon over the boys in Twilight.
-
he really does
-
Someone carry on the story...
-
I didn't care for Twilight the books, but the movie was okay. Now, I understand this new movie might be cool, but nothing get goo-goo over, like, say, AVATAR?
-
May 28, 2009 3:28:23 PM CDT
Twilight is one of the worst movies ever made
by giant_dick_bag_filled_with_taco_meat
I couldn't believe how awful it was as it unfolded in front of me. The wife and I were laughing the entire time. I think Cullen had on more lipstick than the female characters in that movie.
Aside from the sparkly absurdity of just about everything, special mention has to be made for vampire baseball. FUCKING LOL.It was so bad I actually can't wait for the next installment. -
suck it up. that's all it was. a juvenile fantasy. big fucking deal. 90 percent of movies are male adolescent fantasies, throw the girls one once in awhile. oh yeah and my favorite jailbait is kristen stewart. give me an attitudinal quiet stoner any day.
-
This looks worse than Windows ME.
-
You post nothing from Cannes but as soon as this crap comes out you post it?
Jesus how have the mighty fallen... -
It really ties the room together.
-
When did AICN become Ain't It Twilight News? Get over it Harry. The first movie sucked, and this one will probably be worse. Let The Right One In FTW!
-
TS sucked but this is great eh? For shame. Hang your head in shame.
-
now you know how they feel when they find out you were tugging it to bukkake videos
-
There is something about this girl that I find dead sexy and incredibly attractive
-
We knew you were pron to gayness but THIS IS WHAT THIS SITE HAS BECUM? (and yes pun intended)
Again RESIGN YOUR FUCKIN FAT ASS.... -
looks fucking badass.
-
Harry wishes to be more hated than Harlon Ellison. I love Massa's response.
-
and even likes bad movies- agreed it was a horrible movie and not just because of what it did to the book.anyway, this was news last weekend when all the writers here took the entire 3 day weekend off.
-
You just made Titbag's day, Harry.
-
that´s an amazing movie! sad that it never hit the screen here in germany, nor do they sell the dvd, are they?
-
but like someone else said, this whole thing is seriously fucking up some girls to fall for even more mysterious moody abusive controlling older men than they already do...oh well. at least i finally am a moody mysterious older guy now. more teen poon forme.
-
May 28, 2009 3:58:17 PM CDT
Funny how the ones that watched that and call harry gay for it..
by geomancer21
only noticed the guy, but not the girl with the hot ass.
Interesting. -
It really doesn't help your case.
-
men who love twilight throw me for a loop. after watching it, i immediately felt that if i were to like it, then it be like agreeing to let Edward pound me in the cakes.
-
Edward's washboard abs are airbrushed on by the make-up artist. Kinda like all the dudes from 300.
Cheater Cheater, Pumpkin Eater. -
Kristin Stewart nude? I'm in. If not, then the movie is utter drivel.
-
I can't find it!
-
surely the TB's on your incessant Twilight stories have told you that no-one on AICN gives a fucking shit about these films??
-
attaching gay sentiments to a Mormon-inspired movie, because the Mormons were behind Prop 8 banning gay marriage.
Ease up on the fat man. -
I don't know whats worse. Harry is being somewhat sincere. Or he's "joking" and purposefully trying to piss off his readers.
Both are pathetic attempts at attention and we've all (yes me included)risen to the bait. -
Best description of it I've ever heard. Transformers was not well-written or dramatically compelling, it had very little merit, yet I couldn't get enough of it. Meagan Fox (most appropriate last name ever) and giant robots were more than enough for me. So I can see why girls like Twilight despite it obviously being crap. Having said that, what the hell is this doing on this site? Last time I checked this site was run by guys, and I don't want to meet the guy who would wilingly see Twilight without his girlfriend threatening to withold sex.
-
with the Mormon stuff? I guess the author's one, and that's enough to raise some anger around here, or are there strong pro-Mormon themes in the books? In other words, are all these "Mormon!" posts legit, or just some little tidbit to jump on?
-
Because I know some gay guys who wouldn't even want to watch this.
So what it the term for something so gay it is beyond gay? Is Twilight like "Hyper-gay?" -
That's my personal opinion.
-
Where's his magic underwear?
-
or 'recruit' based on good looks...naw, nothing inscestuously wrong with that new family demographic.
-
May 28, 2009 4:26:52 PM CDT
I'll only watch if they've turned this into a porn movie
by mr_incredible
I wanna see Edward and his sparkling dick fuck the shit out of Bella. And after that, Edward and that other dude are gonna tag team Bella. DP the shit out of that bitch! It'll be the greatest movie ever!
-
and dies. and everyone would forget it ever even existed. anyone not a tween girl can like this? if you like this, put a sanitary towel in your pants... i have a feeling you'll be menstruating soon.
-
There once was a Mormon from PittWho thought Harry was quite the gitTouching him down thereHe said without careFuck what a huge OILY MITT!
-
As well as Alanis Morrisette.
-
The Mormon thing is because the woman who wrote this tepid tripe is a prototypical secluded Mormon housefrau and, well, let's just say she writes what she knows. She's all but said the lead character is herself and the vampire love interest is pretty much Joseph Smith with fangs. The books are glorified 1st person prophet fan fiction and many would argue are scary to have young, impressionable women to read.
I would argue that most young girls are either too stupid or, more likely, could care less about any subtext and are just in to it for the "Training Bra Romance Novel" aspect of it. The thing that offends geeks seems to be that this secluded dittohead rips off one of the holy grails of genre fiction for her boring crap and knows NOTHING about it. She has said in interviews that she's never read Dracula, she hates horror movies, and while proclaiming to be a voracious reader, did absolutely no research before writing her magnum opus.
I think, in the end, a lot of people are just jealous that this moron's horribly written fan fiction made her a multi-millionaire while theirs sits idly on fan sites collecting dust. But the books (and their movie progeny) remain complete garbage and it's fun to mock its author and its readers. -
I guess its a generational thing but Twilight stinks of Twitter happy, attention deficit, shallow teens and borrowed themes from better movies. As a 30-sumthin I just want to vomit when I see any mention of Twilight. Is that wierd or am I stuck in the Lost Boys 80's nexus?
-
... having really secluded people who know nothing or next to nothing about iconic characters/archetypes write stories about them could be an interesting social experiment. Could potentially add some interesting new wrinkles to the mythos. However, if Twilight is any indication, it could also lead to a lot of unwanted stupidity.
-
Damn You Michael Bay
-
things I have seen...is that correct grammer?
-
And I wish I could unsee what I have seen. I have never experienced a worse movie than Twilight--in all respects, it just reeked of poor film-making. The costumes were wretched, the casting was terrible, the makeup was laughable, the acting was rigid and wince-inducing, the exposition was poorly presented. . .every single fucking facet of the movie was terrible. TERRIBLE.
I mean, hell. . .even Hitman was a better movie than Twilight. At least Hitman had the good sense to have Olga Kurylenko completely naked and dripping with maddening sensuality. But Twilight somehow managed to mask the attraction of Kristen Stewart. . .which I'm both amazed and appalled at. I mean, damn. You couldn't make a worse movie if you TRIED to. -
What does that mean for me?
-
That would be...GAYEST OF GAY...and GRAMMAR.
-
Who trolled movie sites night and dayTeen flicks were his baneCause they melted his brainAnd turned him incredibly gay!
-
you would never know, since her vamps can go out in sunlight but don't because then people would see them glitter, have creepy incestuous fake families, have the option to kill animals yet are just as strong and pretty as if they drank human blood
-
Seriously, the werewolves in these books are Paedophiles. It's sick.
-
and Twilight, they cancel each other out.
-
In the 4th and final book, the werewolf character "bonds" to the main girls baby daughter. Which basically means they're now meant to get married when the baby comes off age. That's right, an 18 year old boy falls in love with a brand new baby girl. Creepy. As. Fuck.
-
is worth the watch.
-
..if they reversed roles and let the chick take her shirt off instead of the gay vampire...
-
May 28, 2009 5:30:15 PM CDT
why is this shit even posted? I dont remember you even covering
by thedark0knight
-
lets do this!!!my weekend starts right now!!!
-
and bashed the back of my head open when I hit the floor. Thanks a lot.
-
yup, sounds like mormon arranged marriage to me. and there is still something 'big love' about the vampire family of multiple couples living together. not to mention how 'hip' it is to have parents that seemingly let their children (whom at least one parent must have'turned'to vampirism, sexually)all live and sleep together under their roof.
-
;) Like them pods from Invasion of the Body Snatchers? The pods have migrated to Tejas, obviously :D
-
Hilarious characters who seem very real, even with all the supernatural shit happening around them.
-
Vampire's teeth can
Be quite frightening
As they sink in
To your neck...
Harry's posts, though,
Aren't as scary...
All you'll think is,
"What the Heck?" -
But this isn't the practice one. The major reason for that is I am completely dry on both booze and coke.
The good news is though this is a reminder for everyone to stock up! -
"Transformers" wasn't trying to take itself seriously, and the special effects were decent enough. "Twilight" the movie was a festering pile of pig shit that thought it was art. Thank God for Rifftrax for making the experience of watching "Twilight" tolerable.
-
this place is so full of wit and mirththat according to sir harry knowlesif your kid enjoyed journey to the center of the earth, than the tyke must suck dicks by the bowls.but i kid you harry,let's sign a trucejust dip this penin chocolate covered pussy juice!
-
whatever bribe you got...was too small.
AIN. Nothing cool about this site anymore. -
Nobody ever uses "Ironic" correctly... ironically... oh fuck... did I do it?
-
wife get thee a slushy!he ordered from his chairhis forehead moist with liquidsdripping from his fine red haiiiiiiiiiir..his reviews are crapand the site looks oldlet's raise a toastto harry knowles!
-
...and that makes me $$$!
-
make twilight vibrators for the 10 to 16 year old girl market. they can be white plastic with glitter in it so they look like a vampire wang too. millions i tells ya!
-
for POOR use in IRONY look at Lserpants' posts..pathetic.
-
Agreed that this is the factor that makes Kristin Stewart damn hot, yet Twilight sucked that factor out of her. Kristin Stewart in Adventureland > Kristin Stewart in Twilight. Apparently she spends a lot of the commentary ripping on the movie/acting/all the other shit we probably noticed.
-
You clicked on this!!! Fuckin' faggots.
-
Cause my mama says so..
-
There's an awful lot of hatred on this talkback. Seriously, what's the point people? Just sayin.
-
Fuck you. Err... sorry.
-
Pretty much 80% of the people on this site are sick of Harry's total meltdown and overtly effeminte behaviour (**cough** arranged marraige **cough**) and generally dont like the guy for his shilling to craptacular movies and his lack of care to the fans that actually give 2 shits...On top of that, Harry is a world class troll that the most vehement anti Dark Knight troll in IMDB would be proud of..We get it, we really do, Harry is a masochist, so he puts up taglines like this so people will start a flame war and Harry will get LOTS of attention and people will talk about Harry ALL NIGHT LONG. Harry loves Harry, its as simple as that, and he will do whatever he can to get attention. That being said, WE GET your mocking tone of this clip, and that you are making FUN of it. That would be all fine and well except that you LIKED the first one and that movie was UTTER SHITE! Hay man, do whatever the fuck you want man, its your site. I love coming here for the talkbacks, but fuck man, people SERIOUSLY cant stand you anymore Harry, that and your stories are a week late and a dollar short. I mean FUCK! not a WORD on the Tomb Raider Reboot/Megan Fox story??!! Shit, I dont much care, but its ALL OVER the internet, and not WORD ONE from this site. Thats downright embarrasing. Oh what the fuck, youll just go on doing what you do, eating chips, sitting in your chair, pretending your a happily married man with lots of friends, while the rest of us continue to bitch about your lack of ethics and overall lack of care for the fans or this site. Just keep twittering your bullshit Harry, the natives grow restless. Oh, and GOOD JOB banning DGDB (he WAS banned correct?) the guy was a breath of fresh air around here and god dammed FUNNY to boot. I guess we dont want that around here.....
-
I did watch Twilight with a couple of friends and it seriously was the biggest piece of shit ever - APART from the gorgeous Kristen, though the role she plays in it of Bella is beyond cliched and terrible. The movie was so bad that I just imagined myself having sex with her for the entirity of it. And even that get's boring when you're waiting for something, ANYTHING good to happen in this trainwreck of a Buffy/Smallville ripoff. Seriously, the writer, Stephanie Meyer whatever her name is, is the LUCKIEST person alive. It makes me feel ill that any kind of comparison was made between her and the brilliantly talented JK Rowling. I'm not against the books or films AT ALL, it's just the insane success that annoys me. A lot of Harry Potter's success was also down to young girls salivating over the characters, even though it's not a 'romance' like Twilight. More people were interested in the 'ships' than the fucking story. *goes back to own novel to make sure 'ships' are there*
-
heartfelt, slow 80's clap for that one!
-
Seriously, what's the point of coming to this site to call it's originator names? The guy was making a joke, why do you feel the need to poison the site with homophobic rhetoric? There are other sites for that.
-
Go away.
-
I called up & told it I'm gonna come round & hack it's fucking head off.
-
his place will maybe get better. but it doesn't. and hasn't...hasn't even changed it's format since independence day came out (see bad pic of whitehouse being blown up on your right) i guess we should give up by now, and quit calling him names and pointing out when he is late, wrong, rude or misinformed and still manages to keep this as some kind of beacon of movie lournalism. there are better sites out there, to be sure. but where else can we all go to get so mad at each other?
-
Anyone who gets that gets a star for the day.
And yeah, this fecitious act is starting to get creepily transparent. -
I agree, there's no reason we shouldn't strive for excellence. No need to be cruel though.
-
Say it ain't so...
And Photosuperstar, where have you been? This is "The Site." -
My ass!
-
To make this site a better place.
-
is open mic night where there are nothing but hecklers taking potshots after the announcer has left the stage. there is no act to watch, or anything. occasionally some heckler is brave enough to take the stage, and either has nothing important to say, or gets banned from the club afterwards by the management.
-
All of his old post are still here. If you are banned they are gone (as all Professionals know from the Kurzinski Valentine banning).
-
a tank full of piranha, owned by a kid who bought them at one time because he thought it would be neat, but doesn't properly care for, feed them, or get a bigger tank when it starts getting crowded. and every 'article' (chuckle) is just a morsel of dried up food (that has already sat around the internet for a week) that all us piranha go crazy fro once big boy drops it in the water and runs away. every once in a while we take bites out of each other too. but we shouldn't forget- it's the ginger man-child that controls this fishtank, and that's who we should attack.
-
Well written. Someone's a grad student!
-
I for one am getting sick of certain males on here berating me and any other females on here because we like romantic vampire movies. Just because Harry is giving us some RPatts fanservice doesn't mean you have to act like whiny little bitches. Certainly we don't do the same when news about Megan Fox comes up. In short, start showing us some courtesy.
-
They've already made this site a better place. But they accidentally re-titled it "Bloody-Disgusting.com", "JoeBlo.com", "fangoriaonline.com" ... well, you get the idea. This site is like going to Hot Topic to buy edgy clothes and music. Speaking of which, I'm sure there's a life-sized cardboard Pattinson cut-out they can spare, if the YouTube video isn't cutting it anymore.
-
So many good movies out there to review, to talk about, to discuss. Instead we are highlighting this pissy crap! Please Harry, step off the pedestal. I respect the heck out of you, but this whole crap with Twilight and now this is just getting way too obnoxious. Stop dude.. you are losing credibility. FAST!
-
Bravo!
-
You got banned so others could reach 10,000 *wipes tear from his eye*
-
heartthrob back in my day. And what is that? Their love is so profound that they go through anything, including fountains, to be together? I didn't watch the first movie so I can't say whether it sucked or not. It's not meant for me. I'll just count my lucky stars that I had the Brat Pack.
-
I mean, there have been times when I've disagreed with stuff on this site & I've said so in pretty angry ways! I've never pulled any punches.
But I've never been banned for it (that isn't a hint to ban me by the way, fuckers!).
-
You have as much right to have truly dreadful. embarrasing taste in movies as anybody else.
You go girl! Keep fighting sister. Girl power..&..shit like that. -
I'm with you sister.
-
I haven't seen any posts by DGDB in a while, but Continentalop says he wasn't banned, maybe on vacation?
-
We can synchronise our periods.
-
He's so skinny that those bumps are the undigested food he's eaten. I think I can make out 1/4 of a chicken mcnugget, a sprinkle, a penny, and 3 Bertie Bott's Every Flavor beans.
-
Why should I go away? I dont hate Harry Knowles, I may disagree with him quite often, I find some of his reviews repulsive, but at the same time, I applaud him for starting this site and giving the fans a forum to rant on MULTIPLE topics be it film, TV, etc...Harry is a public figure and is open to criticism, he knows that. And yes, I do make fun a bit harsh at times, that may be because Ive been laid off since Xmas and maybe Im jealous of the big fat fuck! That just may be. That being said, with all due respect, you telling me to go away, will just further bolster my rantings. That, and if Olbermann and Hannity cant rant on a nightly basis thier crapulence in front of millions, then I can CERTAINLY come here for a rant once in while. God day to you sir. Oh yeah, where the FUCK is DGDB then?! I miss that smelly snatch
-
I agreee that Megan Fox is a skankasourus, but DAMM have you SEEN those pics of her in Esquire?! Holy Jebus, she may the most fuckable woman on the planet right now...ok, nuff said
-
Gay...
-
Or maybe he has been arrested. Either one seems likely.
-
Im not seeing a lot of play regarding "Drag Me To Hell" on this site....i mean, Raimi, horror movie....guys, cmon, this is the horror even of the YEAR. Isnt the film opening tomorrow? Im not seeing a lot of hype here, aside from the Austin screening.....ok, im done
-
A dude called Doc_Strange got banned a few years back after Harry's melodramatic obituary of Fay Wray. If I remember, it went something like this "Harry, you're fat."
No one's seen or heard from Doc_Strange since. Oh yeah, whatever happened to pornstar extrordinaire, Kurt Lockwood? That dude was cool, but damn, he tore Watchmen a new one. -
it was tested on May 21,2009. a sad day indeed.
-
Okay now I'm ready for this movie.
-
...isn't DMTH rated PG-13?
-
May 28, 2009 7:48:47 PM CDT
so when you get banned, you can just come back with a new handle
by six demon bag
then what's the point?
-
That goes without saying.
-
Touche. I'm really not trying to be a dick, I've been enjoying this site for years but things have taken a really nasty turn lately. I know the economy's in the crapper but spewing unnecessary hatred just makes things feel worse.
-
naturally..but where is he? he's like the Force or something. PHASERS SET TO GAY!!!! BEEEW!!!BEEEEW!
-
The AIBN site has faced some complications, so I am sure that has is one of the reason for his absence.
-
was banned during the crash of the Baleback. Many good lives were lost that day.
-
Im just not sure if Equilibriam is a huge piece of shit or "misunderstood brilliance" I just saw it today and im still thinking about it....hmmmmmmmm
-
see subject
-
i think you are me. don't be offended if that belittles you. same opinions on things, only i've been laid off since tax day. lol
-
And Yoko sucks smegma out of this fatfuck's so called penis just to inherit AICN. PIECE OF SHIT, HARRY! PIECE OF SHIT!
-
"Harry, you're fat"? That's it? I've said far worse than that before. Especially on the infamous Bale & Wolverine talkbacks.
I could have sworn I saw Kurt Lockwood on here the other day, too. -
Its all good man...its all good...puts things in perspective...i guess it doesnt help that I work in real estate in NYC, the market has been CRUSHED, oh well...coming to this site is like drinking beer/shooting pool at the bar on Friday nights, lets me forget about my worries for a bit....cheers....
-
He can't post during the day from work anymore. He does post at night and weekends. Also the AIBN start up that is taking longer then expected to get going so I would assume that is taking up some time.
-
I just got my temple underoos back from the cleaners and I'm ready to read this TB.
-
May 28, 2009 8:51:03 PM CDT
Christiane Bale would literally kill that guy from Twilight
by stefan2789
if he saw him passing by, he would go dark knight and john conner on his ass, yelling at him till he breaks, then proceed to throw him off a building and beat him to death.....just thinking out loud...
-
Seriously. The bottom of my desk is cracked.
-
May 28, 2009 9:06:40 PM CDT
p.s. the level of homophobia on this page is astounding
by billypilgrimisunstuck
YES ON 8! YES ON 8!
-
Been a loyal reader here since 1999....today marks new lows in the history of a once great website....
-
very, very gay.
-
that's how gay it is.
-
that's how gay it is.
-
It should be called "a dislike of gay people". Not that I care either way about gays. They can do what they like.
But what's Homophobia? I mean I don't like people with bad breath. Do I have breathaphobia?
I don't like people who talk about people called MCs & DJs like they actually have some kind of talent. Nobody accuses me of being "scared" of DJs.
You really need to stop feeling victimised & talking like the world is on your back. -
I'm going to avoid the straw man argument based upon semantics masquerading as a pertinent and relevant social/political observation. This kind of reminds me of that one Will Ferrel skit where he wears an American flag thong to the office, and Sean William Scott asks him, "Why are you wearing those?", and Ferrel replies, "Why are long pants long? Why are bushes bushy? We can go all day with these types of questions". Yep. Very reminiscent.
-
What a day that was. He seems like a nice guy.
-
Just saying, why not call it "A dislike of gay people"? Why "Homophobia"?
As I said, I don't care if someone's gay or not. It makes no difference to me. I hate evryone.
But if someone who jokes about gay people is homophobic, then why aren't people "Gingerphobic" or "French-phobic" or "mustard yellow curtian-phobic"?
I'll tell ya why. It's called Homophobic because gay people get a kick out of making men who don't like them feel threatened by pansies. It's psychology.
Now stop moaning. If someone joked that you were fat or ugly, you'd have to deal with it. Likewise, you should deal with any other jokes that come your way. I'm sure the extra rights & financial assistance afforded you by the government will help you to feel good about it:-).
-
Danny is a nice guy.
-
this is just funny. i don't understand how others can't see the humor in this. i don't believe for one second that harry was serious. come on people.
btw i resent that comment about twilight being transformers for girls. what a load of bullshit. there isn't any female equivalent. dude, how can you insult transformers like that? -
I'm a chain smoker & I quit last night. I've been up for three hours & already had 7 cups of coffee. I don't even know if my posts here are making sense. I'm wired as fuck!
-
Harry, no one over 15 gives a flying fuck about this franchise. Get us some Iron Man 2 spoilers for crying out loud. They've been filming for how long, and you still don't have any juicy plot details?
-
let's not post stories on this shit, no one here cares about it
-
1. embrace the ache. trick your brain into thinking that pain feels good.2. gum.3. avoid reading Stargate posts by dioxholster
-
I'll bear those in mind. I'm so close to giving in & smoking again. Not sure how I'm gonna trick my brain into thinking it's a good thing, but I'll try!
-
when they're naked - just to stay on the gay theme of this talkback, I guess - but they do it only for a few minutes or so - quitting smoking is pretty much every moment for weeks/months, till the tightness leaves - good luck
-
kidding, it was extremely gay.
-
Oh Edward spray your vampire spooge all over me and have your wolfy friend lick it off!!!
God Help Us. -
as an esurance commercial.
-
Buy this book or 5-disc CD set:
http://allencarr.com/central/article/35/easy-way-to-stop-smoking
I guarantee you will be permanently smoke-free. Read/listen in 1 day or 10 - by the end you will NEVER crave another death stick. -
Megashark vs whatever the fuck it was over the tween drivel that was/is Twilight. Cmon', no one that isn't of this age/lack of knowledge can seriously like this dreck, can they?
-
I never smoked but I chewed tobacco like it was about to get outlawed. The first 72 hours are the worst. If you gut your way through that you'll be ok. After that it's just a matter of self discipline. Every week it get's easier.
-
which will be worse between New Moon and Transformers 2. The first iteration of each series was a total joke, but I'll go see New Moon to make my girl happy, and T2 because, well, no matter how bad the first one was I have to give it a chance. It will be interesting to see which one makes me groan more.
-
...citing anonymous sources that 20thCenturyFox to remake ALIEN!Was this posted on AICN and I missed it or what?
-
Cause it's dumb. You do this for the hits you silly boy!
-
The TB about the Alien reboot/remake/relaunch rewhatever is the number two TB on the top ten list to the right.
-
Oh yea don't forget he needs a good movie too.
-
You're extremely comfortable in your sexuality. Can you cover something not crap now?
-
This faggy looking guy always hangs with her, walkin with her and shit. Always thought he had a broken wrist so didn't consider him competition. Then last friday I saw him in a twilight shirt saying what if im the bad guy or some emosexual garbage. Now I know for sure he's not competition. I only wonder why David Slade would agree to direct a future installment of this pos series.
-
Go visit patients in the chemotherapy ward of your local cancer treatment center, and get scared shitless and smoke-free. Seriously.
-
they have anti-Twilight posts and what do we get on AICN?
-
Thanks....missed it somehow!
-
seriously...each gen it gets worse fuck this dawsons creek, high school musical, faux vampire, faux werewolf shite...and fuck that mormon hack who stole...yes stole...ideas from other, better works
-
second, what is the deal with people who don't like that movie (i.e. adults) being so obssessed with it? It's a fuckin kids movie, isn't it? I don't gotta have an opinion on the Alvin and the Chimpunk movies and I don't gotta have an opinion on this one. So some kids like some crap that I got no interest in. Who gives a shit? Maybe some of you high school kids can get all worked up about it and which bands other people like and don't like, but the chud guys are in their 30s I believe. Time to move on, fellas.
-
pwnt.
-
Although I agree with Vern, it should probably be pointed out that Stephenie Meyer ripped off everything from Buffy/Angel. But do I care? No, because I have a life.*returns to blow up sex doll*
-
His penchant for gay innuendo dates(at least)all the way back to fawning over "dreamy" Orlando Bloom from LOTR: The Fellowship Of The Ring. You'd have to be the dumbest MF on the planet not to realize that Yoko's his beard and nothing more.
-
he did it. Attempt to think for one second on why he does this sort of thing from time to time. It will have a shitload of posts on here.
-
End-of-Blazing-Saddles Musical-Number-Gay.
-
Because movies THAT bad, are actually offensive. They offend the senses. The offend the brain.
They're also responsible for a glut of studio-execs thinking "Hey, WE need a faggy vampire movie! Greenlit my blood-drinking turds, quickly!"
And for every sparkly star-shiny turd that gets green-lit, a potentially better movie is shit-canned.
So THAT'S why, Vern. That's why this fucking series of movies causes a red-mist of rage to descend. They don't just fucking suck. They breed other sucky movies like a fucking plague. -
Tried Carr's book. I think I smoked while I read it (because he says something like "don't stop until after you finish the book"), then closed it & just kept on going.
No wonder the cigarrette companies make so much money. This is fuckin tough! & it's Friday, which means booze. Oh shit.
Jesiah, I wouldn't worry about the guy hanging out with the hot chick. If he's been doing that for anything longer than a few weeks & hasn't started shagging her yet, she probably sees him like one of the girls by now. Never sweat an emo kid. -
it's because of the fucking bandwidth that Harry wastes posting it- while ignoring stuff like OUTLANDER. It's fucking unwanted by this sites audience of mostly male geeks. On a different note, I'm glad this isn't the warm up TB for the binge, as I lack both coke and booze at the moment.
-
this is what you do: Walk to shop, buy pack of cigarrettes, smoke them. No more cravings. All this talk of giving up is making me go for one.
-
i live in london and every day i see someone reading one of these books on the tube. EVERY DAY. A bit like fucking Dan Brown a few years ago.
-
My review of The Punisher (1989) - http://tinyurl.com/ox63kv
-
May 29, 2009 6:05:15 AM CDT
Transformers is bad enough to be offensive
by guy who got a headache and accidentally
This shit is nothing. You people are wasting your misdirected anger here. You bitch at harry for joking around a bit then go and give transformers a pass yourself, fuck the lot of you.
-
There it is!
-
So for future Shitlight talkbacks, why don't we all make an effort not to bring traffic through them? Don't respond to this amateur shit. Don't even click on the talkback. What say you, Professionals?
-
Seriously, if your going to do it do it right. As for the rest of you who are screaming bloody blue murder cause Harry dared post something on New Moon while ignoring (insert tv-show/movie/dvd/comic here) grow up. Your no better then the obsessed teenagers I just lampooned.
-
The site is sooooo close to completion. You guys are 100% fucking professional. Keep the faith.
-
'89 Punisher kicks the ass.DOLPH!
-
am I on the right website??
a lame-ass tween vampire movie has a TRAILER and not only is that on AICN but IT'S IN THE TOP TEN???
what
the
fuck? -
I'm having chicken & mushroom pie. It's nice.
-
Screw Edward. It's all Jacob Effing Black!
-
Jebus man.. no shit.. when the first movie came out.. women 30-60 at my workplace were godamn SWOONIG! They would NOT shut up about the film, about how wonderful it was, how it left out SO MANY important details, how it was amazing.. and all I could think of was how I wanted to go on a serial killing spree, desperately trying to out-gore each previous kill with something TRULY new and even MORE horrific. And then came the lines for the DVD.. HOLY JEBBUS tapdancing CHRIST with Montezuma's Revenge. They had a GOD DAMN PARTY for these people at work. They brought in big screen TV's and played the film for 24 hours, with couches and lazyboy chairs to lounge in. They had costume parties and trivia contests.... WHY DO WE HATE this fucking film you ask???? Near Dark got jack shit, but we had to stomach almost a whole decade of Ann Rice wana-bees and their emo-homo-erotic horseshit. Ann Rice wouldn't know the first thing about sex if Dr. Ruth climed up her asshole and exploded... AND NOW WE HAVE TO TAKE IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
*pant-pant* Meds anyone? -
Delicious. Now I'm hungry.
-
Turns out your solution works. I just started smoking again.
The only thing that stops me from being distraught is the fact that emo vampires are marginally worse than lung cancer & death. -
see. Things are a lot better over here.
-
Just sayin.
-
May 29, 2009 9:58:15 AM CDT
IF YOU WANT TO CALL SOMETHING THAT'S INDESCRIBABLY GAY
by bringingsexyback
Just say something like "That's fucking titbag-gay." Pass it on.
-
He goes into a grocery store, drops his pants and pumps a cucumber in his ass.
-
Fuck man, you know what I've never had? Shepherds Pie with ground Lamb. Only ever had it with ground beef. Ugh, my stomachs growling.
-
May 29, 2009 10:18:50 AM CDT
I WENT INTO AN IRISH PUB ONCE AND ASKED FOR BANGERS AND MASH
by bringingsexyback
The fucker had no clue what it was.
-
Chicken, beef. You know what the best lunch is? Halal chicken and rice.
-
Probably because, like so many Irish pubs (even the ones in Ireland nowadays) the staff aren't Irish.
I went to an Irish bar once, in Kiev, and ordered a Guinness. Only to be told they didn't have any. Surely that's a license-revoked offence if ever there was one. You can't be a fucking Irish bar, if you don't have Guinness. -
on the block.
-
I know what you're saying. Here in NYC all the taco places are run by Chinese. Welcome to globalization. Fucking ass.
-
http://tinyurl.com/6rbaxo
That's a great link to a former Mormon who summarized all of the Twilight series, pointing out the Mormon points of interest. Some of it is appalling. -
But damn their girls are hot.
-
I'm talking about the ones who go on Dancing With The Stars. Those Mormon girls.
-
but this is the stupidest shit ever. the first movie was unwatchable. maybe it is transformers for girls but does harry need to review every sex and the city episode?
-
Mashed potatoes. The best. A little roasted garlic, a half brick of butter, 1 cup of milk = heaven on Earth.
-
Unless you're in Ireland, they're theme bars. It's the equivalent of Disney or Universal studios, but with overpriced beer.
My Ma's side of the family are Irish. As far as I could tell, a real Irish pub is a pub, but with Irish people in it.
Stintcock, (man I hate calling you that. Makes me feel all twilighty inside), it took me to come to Japan to have a proper lamb Shepherd's pie! The irony was, I prefer the cheap beef version. It's like the difference between Heinz ketchup & cheap shit. If you grew up on the cheap shit, it's better than the good stuff.
-
Mental. I remember some kid who used to come to my house, elder something or other.
'Eld a cock? I dunno. Sumthin like that.
Tellin me Jesus went to America & that there were these guys called the laminites or sumthin. Presumably they liked to laminate shit.
I do believe I have begun the much promised talkback binge a tad early;-). -
Never been to Europe. Must go. Every time I see a cooking show from there, I get a half-chub. Just keep me at least a mile away from Nigella Lawson, as spontaneous and certain premature ejaculations will occour.
-
Mike, Nigella herself would keep you a mile away from her, just by her very chesty existence.
You need an English breakfast mate! A real one (not the type that eastern europeans serve to Americans in London hotels). It's greasy, oily, quite possibly disgusting, certainly the kind of thing that would give you a heart attack. But man, does it taste good!
The only thing that could better it, would be if Nigella herself cooked it for you & stood over your bed saying, in her very posh, chirpy cocktease accent, "Oh. That's actually quite yummy."
-
I read the books, and thought 1-3 were okay... mindless, quick reads that were just entertaining enough for me to keep going (#4 was absolute trash, though... the only thing that kept me going was the thought that she couldn't POSSIBLY be taking this where I thought she was. But nope, she did *spoiler*... Bella gets pregnant with Edward's kid and creates a human-vampire hybrid that almost kills her from inside the womb, but despite the fact that she's a walking bruise and must now consume blood for her "baby" she won't let the Cullens kill it even with their insistance. Gag.)
Anyways, I saw the movie thinking it was going to be incredibly cheesy and worth a good laugh. I was wrong. It was INSULTINGLY cheesy. You could actually see the line along their jaws where the pale vampire face make up stopped. The sparkling skin was almost puke-inducing, and whenever the "super-fast" vampires ran anywhere... I don't even have words to describe my reaction. Something between disgust, contempt, and amusement.
anyways, I can understand the little teenie boppers going gaagaa because they Edward is so "dreamy" (again, GAG - the guy looks like an entire case of hairspray attacked him and then beat him over the head with a frying pan). But what I don't understand is the Twilight moms... the women in their late 30s to early 50s who chat with each other about the "story" over coffee or on their lunch breaks. WTF?
The story in New Moon was much better than Twilight, and if they up the production qualities to "not laughable", I might rent it. Meh, what's a $1, right? -
Just post that Seth Rogen and or Judd Apatow are comedic geniuses. Its like the bat-signal for DG. By the way, inside his "I'll piss in your mouth, cause I could give two shits about your opinion" attitude is quite the gentleman.
-
Since thier girl parts get all atwitching with this nonsense. Does anyone have body glitter and pale makeup handy?
-
If you dont mind 250+ lbers.
-
I'm not picky but I figure there has to a few nonheifers in the mix right?
-
My Stepfather is from England. I was visiting them last year and he made a breakfast just like your describing. All in the same pan. Bacon, check. Sausage, check. tomato slices, check. Eggs, check. Baked beans, check. I think I still have some of it blocking my arteries. Was it good? Fuuuuuuuuck yes.
-
these pictures are pretty hot.
-
That's what it's all about! Glad I checked the side thingy by the way. This has gone from the main page.
-
Actually, it hasn't yet. It's just me being smashed out of my skull:-).
Oh well, at least the reason for my confusion turned out to be a pleasant realisation. -
I just about choked reading that one, Xi. Hilarious.
-
I think you'll have to settle for their daughters...
-
Make me laugh so much.
-
It's that whole prison angle that stops me. I made a life long commitment to keep my behiymen intact.
-
Im in Sunnyside, Queens but im on St Marks Place shooting pool and knocking down pints of Bass every Fri night....
-
After doing those pushups make sure to use an icepack in case your face is a little puffy. You might want to try using a deep pore cleanser lotion. Maybe a water activated gel cleanser or a honey almond body scrub while your in the shower. I reccomend an exfoliating gel scrub or a herb-mint facial mask.....
-
"This is not your father's Twilight" will be the slogan.
-
Whether or not this story constitutes move "news" is strictly a matter of opinion, but the WAY Harry posted it was definitely meant to get a rise out of the audience. And it worked like a charm! "Evil" Harry is now sitting back laughing.
-
May 29, 2009 9:24:26 PM CDT
"unwanted by this sites audience of mostly male geeks" Lost Jarv
by raedar
While I understand that there are a lot of geek boys out there, don't think for one minute that the girls are not here too just because we might be less vocal about things.
In 10 years of BNAT I have watched the female attendance grow from 5 in year number one to a 50-50 split by last year.
Four years ago I remember being able to tally the girls at Fantastic Fest without having to take off my shoes.
Some of the fairer sex may have come to the geek party later than you boys, but make no mistake...we are here to stay.
Now maybe I am a geek for Twilight and maybe I am not...but should it matter? There are all kinds of geeks out there. Can't we just agree that it's cool we are all at the party? -
In the time it's been here, I've been drunk, sobered up, got stoned, tried to quit smoking, got drunk, sobered up & got drunk again.
Readers Talkback
User Login
Top Talkbacks
- Whitney Houston 1963 - 2012 -- 171 total posts 169 posts
- AVENGERS enemy revealed as pink boardgame pieces... You might suffer some form of elation... SPOILERS!!! -- 157 total posts 111 posts
- There's a STAR TREK video game that is going to lead into JJ's STAR TREK 2 apparently... -- 138 total posts 75 posts
- Here's The Red Band Trailer For Drafthouse Films' THE FP! -- 67 total posts 67 posts
- To Commemorate The 3D Release Of STAR WARS EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE, George Lucas Wants You To Know...Greedo Shoots First!! -- 479 total posts 62 posts
- New JUDGE DREDD post production footage pops up -- 59 total posts 59 posts
- Does ‘SNL’ Rhyme With ‘Deschanel’?? Learn Which SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Vet Hosts After Sexy Zooey!! -- 62 total posts 59 posts
- HANNA's Saoirse Ronan to boss around seven little people -- 48 total posts 45 posts
- Friday Brings SWEEPS DAY NINE!! Gab Here About Tonight’s FRINGE!! Plus Einstein on TIM, Wiig On PORTLANDIA, MAHER, CLONE, GIFTED, GRIMM, SPARTACUS, SUPERNATURAL, GOLD RUSH And More!! -- 116 total posts 32 posts
- SPACE 2099!! -- 181 total posts 30 posts