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Seann William Scott and Adam Brody are a couple of dicks!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I'm not going to get tired of the title for Kevin Smith's new movie... it's going to make for a year of inappropriate headlines.

Smith's A COUPLE OF DICKS starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan is casting up, having just landed Seann William Scott and Adam Brody per Borys Kit of The Hollywood Reporter. I like both guys, actually, and they seem to be put into very suitable roles. Scott is playing a thief called The Shit Bandit who steals memorabilia and Brody looks to be playing the straight man, a detective along for the ride with Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis as they try to solve a case about a valuable stolen baseball card.

I don't know about you, but seeing Willis paired with Morgan sounds brilliant to me. Smith is going to have to go a long way to fuck this one up, methinks. What say you?

-Quint
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Who are the ad wizards...
by wampa 1
May 28th, 2009
07:16:22 AM
First?
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 28th, 2009
07:16:56 AM
Seventeenth!
by kevinwillis.net
May 28th, 2009
07:18:19 AM
da turd
by britney spears rusted clit ring
May 28th, 2009
07:19:04 AM
Every Talkback in AICN is Fun
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 28th, 2009
07:19:55 AM
This sounds fucking terrible
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
May 28th, 2009
07:21:00 AM
I Generally Enjoy Kevin Smith's Stuff
by kevinwillis.net
May 28th, 2009
07:21:46 AM
Plus, His First Name is Kevin
by kevinwillis.net
May 28th, 2009
07:22:36 AM
BTW, "The Shit Bandit" Is Just Stupid
by kevinwillis.net
May 28th, 2009
07:24:03 AM
Love those guys but who the fuck is Tracy Morgan ?
by barnaby jones
May 28th, 2009
07:24:15 AM
Wampa1
by DrunkyMcLush
May 28th, 2009
07:25:29 AM
Damn
by barnaby jones
May 28th, 2009
07:26:33 AM
Tracy Morgan..
by satchel
May 28th, 2009
07:28:32 AM
Wait, so
by kafka07
May 28th, 2009
07:28:41 AM
Note to Kevin Smith:
by brightlights
May 28th, 2009
07:28:53 AM
A Couple of Dicks
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 28th, 2009
07:29:55 AM
Que the Smith Hate
by JediWuddayaknow
May 28th, 2009
07:31:05 AM

by JediWuddayaknow
May 28th, 2009
07:31:48 AM
A Couple of Dicks
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 28th, 2009
07:32:18 AM
brightlights:
by V'Shael
May 28th, 2009
07:32:50 AM
the weird thing is, I used to like his movies
by animas
May 28th, 2009
07:38:38 AM
There is no way this movie will be good...
by brightlights
May 28th, 2009
07:39:15 AM
CLERKS 2 GOT A STANDING OVATION
by brightlights
May 28th, 2009
07:40:58 AM
Barnaby Jones...
by Furzee
May 28th, 2009
07:41:40 AM
V'Shael...
by shoveller
May 28th, 2009
07:44:20 AM
Don't Get Your Hopes Up
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 28th, 2009
07:51:13 AM
And Brad Pitt is a Basterd.
by LlGHTST0RMER
May 28th, 2009
07:53:31 AM
Yo Kevin Smith...!
by Furzee
May 28th, 2009
07:57:21 AM
Clerks 2 8-minute Standing Ovation
by LlGHTST0RMER
May 28th, 2009
07:58:12 AM
The Shit Bandit?
by Lacloake
May 28th, 2009
08:03:38 AM
Tracy Morgan is Shit!!!!
by The_Red_Knight
May 28th, 2009
08:15:54 AM
It’s a shame too.
by The_Red_Knight
May 28th, 2009
08:17:42 AM
It was a 8 minute SLOW CLAP ovation
by performingmonkey
May 28th, 2009
08:30:55 AM
bruce willis
by TheExterminator
May 28th, 2009
08:32:32 AM
and smith
by TheExterminator
May 28th, 2009
08:33:19 AM
Morgan has
by PowerRing
May 28th, 2009
08:41:25 AM
shoveller: don't feel too bad. The French like
by V'Shael
May 28th, 2009
08:44:23 AM
Is Smith writing the script?
by Thunderbolt Ross
May 28th, 2009
08:49:14 AM
Smith typically does well to entertain, however...
by ThePorkChopExpress
May 28th, 2009
08:53:41 AM
Smith shooting himself in the foot with the title
by harosa
May 28th, 2009
08:55:50 AM
the name is stupid and will get tiresome...
by gringostar
May 28th, 2009
08:58:08 AM
Smith is the worst.........
by Otis_Burg
May 28th, 2009
09:08:38 AM
Kevin Smith
by enderandrew
May 28th, 2009
09:15:28 AM
Thunderbolt Ross
by enderandrew
May 28th, 2009
09:20:11 AM
Zack and Miri was a pile of Shit Bandit
by iamnicksaicnsn
May 28th, 2009
09:25:03 AM
I LIKE the Shit Bandit
by Thrillho77
May 28th, 2009
09:39:20 AM
Tracy Morgan
by palpatinefuckedmydog
May 28th, 2009
09:39:58 AM
Tracy Morgan...
by Underoos Hero
May 28th, 2009
09:42:10 AM
Shit bandit?
by David Cloverfield
May 28th, 2009
09:52:49 AM
The finished film will not have that title
by gruntybear
May 28th, 2009
10:08:39 AM
Chasing Amy was his last good flick
by Dick Bahls
May 28th, 2009
10:13:16 AM
oooh another Smith movie with a crude title! fuck this
by BMacSmith
May 28th, 2009
10:39:41 AM
the difference bewteen Clerks one and two:
by BMacSmith
May 28th, 2009
10:54:58 AM
Smith could fuck up a cup of coffee. Have no believe
by GQtaste
May 28th, 2009
11:10:09 AM
Stupid title
by Second Try
May 28th, 2009
11:33:45 AM
gruntybear
by Second Try
May 28th, 2009
11:42:53 AM
BMacSmith
by Second Try
May 28th, 2009
11:44:38 AM
Another box office disaster...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
May 28th, 2009
11:45:33 AM
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was his last, good movie...
by Fareal
May 28th, 2009
11:51:16 AM
BMacSmith...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
May 28th, 2009
11:54:22 AM
Stolen Baseball Card? Been there already....
by DoctorTom
May 28th, 2009
11:56:47 AM
dick is slang for a cop...
by Bouncy X
May 28th, 2009
11:57:14 AM
Sequel to Idiocracy's Oscar winning film 'Ass'
by tatoosh
May 28th, 2009
12:02:04 PM
Bouncy X...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
May 28th, 2009
12:03:10 PM
Bouncy X...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
May 28th, 2009
12:08:01 PM
I predict lots of dramatic dialouge with a dance number.
by Mike_D
May 28th, 2009
12:13:09 PM
I only know Brody from Thank You for Smoking
by CherryValance
May 28th, 2009
12:16:55 PM
What the F*$K is the internet
by Moviegimp
May 28th, 2009
01:09:07 PM
Jesus. More trash from Smith. Will he ever get a job?
by hatespeech
May 28th, 2009
01:19:12 PM
Cherry Valance,
by Timahh
May 28th, 2009
01:46:04 PM
know=now
by Timahh
May 28th, 2009
01:48:46 PM
Scott plays the same part over and over...
by BigTuna
May 28th, 2009
01:56:07 PM
decade long reader, finally posting on here
by ZombiManos
May 28th, 2009
02:12:04 PM
What is up with Redstate?
by The Dum Guy
May 28th, 2009
02:27:58 PM
Anyone who says Smith has not grown as director
by Quin the Eskimo
May 28th, 2009
02:35:39 PM
YOu will never see Red state
by hallmitchell
May 28th, 2009
02:53:21 PM
I hope Kevin delivers a hit on this.
by hallmitchell
May 28th, 2009
02:54:26 PM
I'm busting to read Kevin's Green HOrnet
by hallmitchell
May 28th, 2009
02:57:14 PM
Toby FN Wong - Script question.
by hallmitchell
May 28th, 2009
02:58:29 PM
Kevin Smith is the Anti-Christ, blah blah blah...
by Hercules_Will_Die_Alone
May 28th, 2009
02:59:49 PM
Smith should get a job at a convenience store...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
May 28th, 2009
03:41:32 PM
Kevin Smith should make ARMY training films.
by malificus
May 28th, 2009
03:41:39 PM
Yeah, let's end the bigotry against rich white men!
by Hercules_Will_Die_Alone
May 28th, 2009
03:46:58 PM
Kevin Smith was on Degrassi
by davida4348
May 28th, 2009
03:50:58 PM
JediWuddayaknow
by IL_Deuce
May 28th, 2009
04:15:07 PM
kevin smith is DUCK SHIT
by Gus Van Rant
May 28th, 2009
04:27:49 PM
Duck shit, huh?
by IL_Deuce
May 28th, 2009
04:31:52 PM
Laughing at the haters....
by Cletus Van Damme
May 28th, 2009
05:15:57 PM
It can't....
by samuraiwahoo
May 28th, 2009
05:36:28 PM
Hercules_Will_Die_Alone...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
May 28th, 2009
06:21:36 PM
If Kevin Smith were the AntiChrist...
by GaiustheBrave
May 28th, 2009
06:46:26 PM
All the people hating on Morgan.
by Deathpool
May 28th, 2009
07:27:26 PM
And the sequel, TWO PULSATING COCKS
by ricarleite2
May 28th, 2009
08:23:46 PM
No, really, it's true
by Star Hump
May 28th, 2009
08:37:34 PM
If Kevin Smith were the AntiChrist...
by zacdilone
May 28th, 2009
09:09:59 PM
K. Smith as director only
by OfficerJunior
May 28th, 2009
11:19:09 PM
K. Smith as director only
by OfficerJunior
May 28th, 2009
11:19:14 PM
Oh and "A Couple of Dicks"
by OfficerJunior
May 28th, 2009
11:20:35 PM
HallMitchel
by OfficerJunior
May 28th, 2009
11:25:37 PM
"A PAIR OF PETERS"
by DrMorbius
May 29th, 2009
12:41:31 AM
EXCREMENT THIEVES
by DrMorbius
May 29th, 2009
12:42:48 AM
Maybe its just me
by Varakor
May 29th, 2009
01:27:25 AM
to all the kevin smith haters
by HebrewLantern
May 29th, 2009
07:37:06 AM
Timahh
by The_Red_Knight
May 29th, 2009
07:45:30 AM
The Shit Bandit
by Aftermath1349
May 29th, 2009
08:24:34 AM
Kevin Smith is funny
by Rupee88
May 29th, 2009
09:07:08 AM

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