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The Balzman reviews INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS at Cannes!

Hey folks, Harry here with the second review we've received from Cannes of INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS. Here ya go...

Hey Harry,

Long time reader...first time contributer. I just got out of the Inglorious Basterds screening at Cannes earlier today, and wanted to share some thoughts...I'll keep things minor spoiler-ish only (I'm sure there were a bunch of people that read the leaked script last September, so no need to explain the plot).

To sum it up in one word: HOLYSHITOHMYGODWOWOWOW.

Yeah, I mean, what were you expecting? It's fucking exceptional. Now I have some pretty decent complaints (which I will address) but here's why Inglorious Basterds is great, and might be the masterpiece Tarantino was hoping to make...

To me, I have always found Tarantino as a more interesting director than as a screenwriter...Everyone knows Tarantino's bread and butter lies with his dialogue and structure, but honestly, you know why Tarantino is great? Because his visual eye is so alive and he gets not just great performances out of his actors BUT fascinating ones. All of his films are perfectly casted and capture such interesting performances...David Carradine, Samuel L. Jackson, Kurt Russell - Tarantino knows just how to push them. And I think that while Inglorious Basterds has all of the classic Tarantino hallmarks - titles, dialogue, structure, etc. it's the acting and pacing that really just shows how much of a master Tarantino is.

And the first clear example is Christoph Waltz aka The Jew Hunter. Get this man an Oscar nod NOW. He is beyond superb in the role - calm, collected, and gets deep under your skin. If anything, the film is as much about him as it is Soshanna's or the Basterds...I would go into the key moments when you really see just how amazing this performance is, but to avoid a ton of spoilers...let's just say that his interrogations are just so fucking creepy and calculated and TENSE (there is also a moment in the film where he breaks down in laughter that was just so incredible to watch...you will know what I mean when you see it). Tense is really the word to describe this film...the pacing is a little slow at first, but once you get into the groove, you can see just how perfectly this movie unfolds.

Also, something interesting to note - at least over half of the film is non-English. IB plays with the idea of language confusion and barriers during WWII, and really nails that atmosphere in this flick. Huge scenes are played out in both French, German and English, and it really shows the testament of QT's abilities that these actors are always convincing, no matter what dialect. There's a scene midway in the film (the bar scene for those who have read it) probably the best part of the whole film, that's done almost entirely in French and German - you will be in awe with just how masterful the acting is. It really is outstanding. (Side Note: The Nazis, all of them portrayed in the film, are portrayed so perfectly I wonder just how much of it is actual historical research or QT's wild imagination...you will laugh and be shocked at the same time).

And yes, it's already been said that this movie is wayyyyy more talky than the trailers or even QT let on...but I loved it, and this is from someone who thought Death Proof was pretty mediocre (if you listen very closely, you can hear the sound of QT's typewriter in probably every scene in Death Proof). IB is different though - while it mainly centers around confrontations/dialogue scenes (with a huge fucking bloodbath at the end), the dialogue is taught and adds so much tension. There is no storming Normandy scene or huge action packed sequences a la Kill Bill, but not once will you be bored, I promise.

Now...my complaints? Two big ones: 1. I really, really, really think Brad Pitt was miscast. I know I just raved about the acting, and he was good, but something about him...I don't know. It didn't fit Aldo The Apache. It felt like Brad Pitt forcing a Confederate General from the South accent. It worked for other people, but it just didn't gel for me (now Thomas Jane in the role...that could have been interesting). 2. The film could have been a litttttle bit tighter. The dialogue scenes were pitch perfect but there were a few times when it could have been cut down just a little bit (Shoshanna getting dressed for the premiere night is one that comes to mind immediately, probably the British meeting as well). The film didn't feel long, per se, but maybe it'll be a bit shorter come August.

Honestly, that's it. This movie is a big step forward for Tarantino - it feels like the natural evolution from the Kill Bill films. If anything, this film feels the least bit "homage"-like out of any of QT's movies...the hallmarks are there, but you can feel that he is onto something different with this film. And even if QT feels like this is a big culmination of his work or even a masterpiece (time will tell on that one), it is by far the best film of the year and a pretty strong contender if you ask me at Cannes (most of the films have been pretty boooring). Just trust me - you're gonna love it.

If you decide to use this...call me the Balzman.

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by fettskull
May 20th, 2009
05:25:18 PM
Homage
by ZooTrain
May 20th, 2009
05:26:43 PM
the dialogue is taut not taught
by bewareofaholywhore
May 20th, 2009
05:30:43 PM
People who like Grindhouse?
by lockesbrokenleg
May 20th, 2009
05:34:06 PM
Balzman, you nailed this
by skimn
May 20th, 2009
05:34:16 PM
Good bad in the Ugly is considered boring and long too
by jeusne0
May 20th, 2009
05:34:52 PM
PLANT
by Sal_Bando
May 20th, 2009
05:36:13 PM
Does Eli Roth get hit with the baseball bat?
by SoylentMean
May 20th, 2009
05:37:05 PM
this guy wants to fuck Tarantino
by Kwalified
May 20th, 2009
05:37:39 PM
Wouldn't mind seeing Roth hit with a bat
by skimn
May 20th, 2009
05:40:47 PM
Fuck you, Tarantino's cock suckers!
by Gluecifer
May 20th, 2009
05:43:05 PM
Death Proof was HORRID
by sonnyfern
May 20th, 2009
05:45:19 PM
An honest homage...
by Sithtastic
May 20th, 2009
05:46:37 PM
Why must Roth be hit with a bat?
by blakindigo
May 20th, 2009
05:46:50 PM
Uh...AICN has posted NONE of the bad reviews
by Kief_Ledger
May 20th, 2009
05:52:28 PM
Brad Pitt is still playing Button in this one.
by estacado1
May 20th, 2009
05:52:41 PM
My name is QuentinTarantino...
by FilmGuy125
May 20th, 2009
05:53:45 PM
Best film of the year?
by kafka07
May 20th, 2009
05:55:44 PM
Sounds ......good?
by OutlawsDelejos
May 20th, 2009
05:58:24 PM
Somewhere between Death Proof and Kill Bill
by kafka07
May 20th, 2009
06:04:42 PM
juesne0....
by SubliminalJones
May 20th, 2009
06:20:13 PM
Damn you McG
by --- Emperor ---
May 20th, 2009
06:20:33 PM
UP was the best movie at Cannes.
by V'Shael
May 20th, 2009
06:26:19 PM
well heres a bad review for the justice!:)
by muri71
May 20th, 2009
06:32:21 PM
ZooTrain makes me laugh:
by raw_bean
May 20th, 2009
06:32:30 PM
the expendables will fuck this shit to valhalla
by muri71
May 20th, 2009
06:33:03 PM
Allergics Beware, Pollen Overload Here!!
by SylarTheCylon
May 20th, 2009
06:40:42 PM
Mr. Mojo Fallin'
by TheEnglishVillian73
May 20th, 2009
06:43:37 PM

by Azby
May 20th, 2009
06:50:39 PM
Standing Ovation
by Azby
May 20th, 2009
06:55:47 PM
Not all Nazis were bad people you know...
by Sloopjohnb
May 20th, 2009
06:58:15 PM
I'm glad I could amuse you
by ZooTrain
May 20th, 2009
07:03:49 PM
I don't care if all Nazis weren't evil Sllpjohnb
by Continentalop
May 20th, 2009
07:04:29 PM
notorious pussytarts by quenschie tarantina
by muri71
May 20th, 2009
07:04:48 PM
HOLYSHITOHMYGODWOWOWOW
by Sweet Action Hero
May 20th, 2009
07:05:05 PM
Rapping and Rapped
by Continentalop
May 20th, 2009
07:05:40 PM
Where's that Avatar Moto-bloke when you need him?
by chuffsterUK
May 20th, 2009
07:09:38 PM
Bring on The Expendables!
by DrPain
May 20th, 2009
07:21:03 PM
Oh my god ENOUGH ALREADY with Basterds...
by Executor
May 20th, 2009
07:28:49 PM
BUT - WHAT OF THE CLIMAX?
by DennisMM
May 20th, 2009
07:33:25 PM
who fucking knows
by TheExterminator
May 20th, 2009
07:34:22 PM
standing ovation
by tonethestone
May 20th, 2009
07:39:50 PM
bad reviews part 2
by muri71
May 20th, 2009
07:42:39 PM
If Eli Roth's character was violently beaten
by COCKNASTY_BUTTSTANK
May 20th, 2009
07:44:43 PM
This douche is slimy enough to be Eli Roth himself....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 20th, 2009
07:46:05 PM
More red reviews on RT
by tonethestone
May 20th, 2009
07:48:14 PM
Face it. The Movie's a Fucking Sphaggetti Western!
by jeusne0
May 20th, 2009
07:54:35 PM
Except that Spaghetti Westerns
by DennisMM
May 20th, 2009
08:01:38 PM
So.... it's like a sequel to Schindler's List?
by Dapper Swindler
May 20th, 2009
08:07:45 PM
Talky?
by Pompoulus
May 20th, 2009
08:13:00 PM
Talky?
by DarthBakpao
May 20th, 2009
08:38:14 PM
i knew from the trailers Pitt accent would be a (partial) ruiner
by awepittance
May 20th, 2009
08:46:33 PM
Reads like a good writer trying to sound like a poor one
by kevred
May 20th, 2009
08:48:55 PM
Here's A Tip, Numbnuts:
by KosherWookie
May 20th, 2009
08:52:31 PM
That Said...
by KosherWookie
May 20th, 2009
08:54:09 PM
P P P P P Plant.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
May 20th, 2009
08:59:30 PM
This won't have any heart and therefore = Terminator
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
May 20th, 2009
09:00:33 PM
You know what's fuckin' cool?
by SoylentMean
May 20th, 2009
09:26:19 PM
I don't trust anyone named Balls Man.
by dirty john
May 20th, 2009
09:36:58 PM
So..the working title was."Pretentious Basterds"?
by conspiracy
May 20th, 2009
09:41:39 PM
Oh...Question...is "Jew" this years "
by conspiracy
May 20th, 2009
09:42:00 PM
I'm with Sonnyfern..................... .........................
by crackerfarmboy
May 20th, 2009
09:46:20 PM
this years "N" word for QT?..
by conspiracy
May 20th, 2009
09:47:40 PM
Boy did THAT sound like a plant!
by D.Vader
May 20th, 2009
10:13:15 PM
Can't do it.
by JumpinJehosaphat
May 20th, 2009
10:41:24 PM
BRAD PITT
by ganja_
May 20th, 2009
11:07:08 PM
least bit homage?
by themastadon
May 20th, 2009
11:41:03 PM
oh, and if Salvation IS shit....
by Seph_J
May 20th, 2009
11:52:34 PM
Plant.
by ErnestBorgNine
May 21st, 2009
12:24:39 AM
So many spelling errors.. so little time
by Teddy Artery
May 21st, 2009
12:46:32 AM
Cannes
by Lashlarue
May 21st, 2009
12:52:01 AM
Brad Pitt
by i.baronvladimir
May 21st, 2009
01:19:20 AM

by maitlanr
May 21st, 2009
01:20:18 AM
BASTERDS is being described as a "disappointment"...
by LoneGun
May 21st, 2009
01:27:09 AM
Oh...
by Lemure_v2
May 21st, 2009
01:27:26 AM
I hardly say this but...
by shagg187
May 21st, 2009
02:00:50 AM
I hated Kill Bill, so I wonder if I'll like this
by Brody77
May 21st, 2009
02:19:10 AM
Great reviews
by tonethestone
May 21st, 2009
02:25:34 AM
Were there any kung fu movies in the 40s?
by GhostDad
May 21st, 2009
02:34:19 AM
bad
by no-no
May 21st, 2009
02:36:14 AM
The Guardian gave The Dark Knight a bad review....
by RighteousBrother
May 21st, 2009
03:13:50 AM
well...the dark knight did kinda suck,dude...
by bewareofaholywhore
May 21st, 2009
03:25:18 AM
I don't trust this guy - Audiard and Bellochio have got better p
by zapano
May 21st, 2009
03:57:29 AM
Great points about the language. It's the reason I couldn't get
by Orionsangels
May 21st, 2009
04:03:54 AM
Blakey from "On the Buses" - Check this out!
by masteryoda007
May 21st, 2009
04:23:58 AM
more bad reviews
by muri71
May 21st, 2009
04:42:30 AM
That's a professional summary from danny
by Lost Jarv
May 21st, 2009
04:56:37 AM
PLANT
by livingwater
May 21st, 2009
05:00:21 AM
The impression I'm getting of IB is basically
by Screwhead
May 21st, 2009
05:30:13 AM
"Most reviews refer to the movie's final line..."
by Screwhead
May 21st, 2009
05:32:57 AM
Which one Screwhead?
by Executor
May 21st, 2009
05:37:06 AM
And slightly OFFTOPIC...I saw "Up" tonight...
by Executor
May 21st, 2009
05:45:29 AM
Even the good reviews...
by WavingFlagsInSpace
May 21st, 2009
05:47:42 AM
TDK
by tonethestone
May 21st, 2009
05:49:07 AM
You know what?
by irc-Hollywood
May 21st, 2009
06:34:48 AM
Irc-Hollywood
by tonethestone
May 21st, 2009
06:56:30 AM
irc-Hollywood
by WavingFlagsInSpace
May 21st, 2009
08:07:04 AM
You've watched Death Proof 100 times?
by MontyPigeon
May 21st, 2009
08:07:07 AM
I can't wait to read a review of this film
by Shepard Wong
May 21st, 2009
08:08:45 AM
wavingflags...
by tonethestone
May 21st, 2009
08:32:17 AM
Or....
by tonethestone
May 21st, 2009
08:36:38 AM
Tarantino sucks the ass of a dead bloated walrus
by hatespeech
May 21st, 2009
08:59:48 AM
Hatespeech
by tonethestone
May 21st, 2009
09:17:52 AM
Praise be unto QT.
by HoboCode
May 21st, 2009
09:27:29 AM
Who in the media is sucking QT's dick these days.??...
by dingleberryjerry
May 21st, 2009
10:25:09 AM
@tonethestone: Better than...
by joergn
May 21st, 2009
10:26:34 AM
James Cameron???
by joergn
May 21st, 2009
10:28:56 AM
You dumb
by Cujo_Fugate
May 21st, 2009
11:14:36 AM
Fuck you Cujo-Fucgate
by dingleberryjerry
May 21st, 2009
11:16:02 AM
People always praise Pulp and Dogs
by skimn
May 21st, 2009
11:33:37 AM
Whay does everyone say Death Proof sucked?
by ecm
May 21st, 2009
11:34:55 AM
Do they touch upon why nazis called blacks niggers?
by scudd
May 21st, 2009
11:43:22 AM
Okay I just saw a scene and...
by ecm
May 21st, 2009
11:44:41 AM
a miscast pitt and no action?
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2009
12:06:04 PM
the comic irony is loved death proof...
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2009
12:07:31 PM
ATTN: ECM
by fassbinder79
May 21st, 2009
12:08:50 PM
Drink some more Haterade...
by Quake II
May 21st, 2009
12:14:57 PM
ECM, Why both waiting to see the film
by Shepard Wong
May 21st, 2009
12:17:26 PM
How can you say "OHMYGODHOLYSHITWOWOWWOW"...
by D.Vader
May 21st, 2009
12:17:50 PM
Some said it was in the script, but does it appear onscreen?
by skimn
May 21st, 2009
12:24:55 PM
ecm
by skimn
May 21st, 2009
12:26:08 PM
ecm, why I hated Death Proof.
by TheLastCleric
May 21st, 2009
12:28:59 PM
In the extended DVD scene there is a pan across
by skimn
May 21st, 2009
12:47:50 PM
Everything Tarantino does is self-indulgent
by I am_NOTREAL
May 21st, 2009
12:49:40 PM
love it
by tonethestone
May 21st, 2009
12:54:14 PM
And Brad Pitt does have no range
by I am_NOTREAL
May 21st, 2009
12:54:14 PM
Wavingflags and I am_NOTREAL...good posts!
by Executor
May 21st, 2009
01:12:03 PM
Executor
by tonethestone
May 21st, 2009
01:43:40 PM
Brad Pitt's "southern" accent
by skimn
May 21st, 2009
01:51:07 PM
This looks like a pile of balls...
by The_Floating_Skull_of_Robert_L oggia
May 21st, 2009
01:55:29 PM
US Army Field Manual, Chapter 3, Section III
by Continentalop
May 21st, 2009
02:14:03 PM
Yeah, but this is a Spaghetti War Film!
by DennisMM
May 21st, 2009
02:19:28 PM
Foot Fetish
by DennisMM
May 21st, 2009
02:21:34 PM
US "Basterds" responsible for American POW deaths
by Continentalop
May 21st, 2009
02:24:42 PM
Dingleberryjerry
by Cujo_Fugate
May 21st, 2009
03:05:59 PM
In retrospect.....
by theycallmemrtibbs
May 21st, 2009
03:11:26 PM
Reports from Cannes is that it was dissapointing
by Damien Chowder
May 21st, 2009
04:08:10 PM
Should of cast R Lee Ermey instead of Brad Pitt
by cromulent
May 21st, 2009
04:08:34 PM
Wipe your face off, you stink and you're scaring the children!
by Anything But Tangerines
May 21st, 2009
04:12:35 PM
Enter the Void.
by Harold-Sherbort
May 21st, 2009
04:25:55 PM
In the Words of Noted_Sage Hate_Speech:
by Sal_Bando
May 21st, 2009
05:09:49 PM
Devastating review from German Magazine "Der Spiegel"
by muri71
May 21st, 2009
05:19:34 PM
this fukker tarantina doesnt deserve it better...
by muri71
May 21st, 2009
05:30:35 PM
Tonethestone...dont be an imbecile...
by Executor
May 21st, 2009
06:39:40 PM
hey everyone
by balzman
May 21st, 2009
06:40:55 PM
pathetic review...FUCK YOU PLANT
by Nuking the Fridge
May 21st, 2009
07:16:12 PM
random thought
by DarthScotland
May 21st, 2009
08:01:19 PM
in a word: NUKE THE PLANT
by Sal_Bando
May 21st, 2009
08:36:13 PM
HAHA MY THEATER REACTED WITH OVERWHELMING CRICKETS
by BringingSexyBack
May 21st, 2009
08:41:03 PM
Continentalop
by BurnHollywood
May 21st, 2009
09:09:23 PM
One of these days, BSB, I will bring crickets to the theater
by D.Vader
May 21st, 2009
09:24:17 PM
yeah, it's the same as the script I read...
by ErnestBorgNine
May 22nd, 2009
02:05:03 AM
The good reviews of this movie--
by Laserhead
May 22nd, 2009
09:15:45 AM
M. Night Tarantino
by Laserhead
May 22nd, 2009
09:17:03 AM
Lol, haters just like hating
by GilbertRSmith
May 22nd, 2009
10:46:41 AM
Just sayin'...
by GilbertRSmith
May 22nd, 2009
10:53:27 AM
Executor
by GilbertRSmith
May 22nd, 2009
10:56:43 AM
Gilbert
by Executor
May 22nd, 2009
11:10:10 AM
Gilbert, are you not also claiming to the fantasy...
by D.Vader
May 22nd, 2009
11:24:14 AM
Obvious plant, this movie was ripped in Cannes
by ITSONLYAMOVIE
May 22nd, 2009
03:23:08 PM
This is the most non-enthusiastic enthusiastic review ever.
by nightheat500
May 23rd, 2009
10:56:06 PM
boooored
by simondark
May 24th, 2009
07:38:01 PM
Tarantino is over!
by rono
May 24th, 2009
08:30:25 PM

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