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NEW MOON poster hits and the girls swoon!
Hey gals, Harry here... You may remember, I liked TWILIGHT quite a bit - and Yoko is a Twilight super freak, before she went to bed, she told me to post this poster for her - and all the lovely women out there that would also want to see it. And haters? Perhaps it'd be nice if you just let the gals enjoy this talkback. Be a gentleman. Open the door and let them gab about it. Let's see if it gets some talkbacks? What do you say?
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I feel all tingly inside...I'm a woman now!!!!
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Seriously. It looks like a Danielle Steele novella.
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Harry's delusional.
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Kristen Stewart is a piece though!
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The conflict of the story is all there. From my days at Film School, I can honestly say whoever made this poster, really understands the artistic elements of photoshop. Superb job, I may actually attempt to watch this one.
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Get it? Vampires? Sucked?Yeah, a movie this lame deserves that kind of joke.
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and I LOVE the new poster!! <3
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was quite mediocre.
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we can officially call you geeks now.
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I weep for this site some days
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... when I could be watching True Blood instead?
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Saying a vampire movie like Twilight sucks is actually high praise. Perhaps another adjective...?
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First one was ok I suppose.
Stole from pretty much every other vamp story and the shimmering was gay - and the running up the hill bit was unintentionally hilarious, but I'll prob watch this. -
That will be something to watch during the summer drought. As for this, No. Just no.
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This is the series that has paedophillic Warewolves, right?
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. . . was wondering who the hell would swoon over Rockwell.
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Someone got paid to make that?
Not that I'm a fan of the movies. But the actual fans are using photoshop to make much better posters than that. And they're doing it for free. -
Did I just write that?
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Cause of some pending plagiarism lawsuit?
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is whether they actually good or they suck you can look forward to the MST3K guys doing a RIFFTRAX on them! The Twilight one was hilarious and I will admit I actually enjoyed the movie...but this poster looks like crap to me
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**~ it must be the sparklz in the sunshine.~**
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Me too, Nice Marmot. :-(
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On a plane flight 2 weeks ago. I had to turn it off, it was so painful to watch. Sorry, but definitely not my cup of tea.
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Meyer knew she hit on something big after the attention these books got, and this is basically the equivalent of every single comic book franchise we cry about on here.
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...that came up with this one?
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everyone is so fucking ugly. no doubt this next one will be just as posey and overacted.
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If I were you I wouldn't brag about having gone to film school. Film school students are morons.
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lame to the extreme...i know plenty of women, all horror fans - including my wife - who found the first film patronizing poncy embarassing teen melodrama...lame on every level. It's deeply disturbing either of the Knowles could be so dippy as defend this cheap head candy for little girls.
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you know its true
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May 19, 2009 7:58:51 AM CDT
SHIT YOU! I WAS EXPECTING A POSTER FOR ''MOON'' (2009)
by wolverines_leaky_workprint
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Seriously.
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May 19, 2009 8:07:03 AM CDT
I am sure all the emo girlies will be wetting their sanitary tow
by wowsah156
honestly Twilight isnt cool. Its just ....bland. Bland vampires with emo issues.
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airbrushed gayness.
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A poor clone tool job above the lead's head. That is all.
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Now that show, is good. Can't wait. Oh and I wanted to say one more time, FUCK YOU FOX for fucking up X-Men and canceling Connor Chronicles!
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"We're going to put some sexless little Emo boys here... and here.."
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Perhaps, in consideration of making the site more female-friendly, you could retroactively go back and delete about 75% of your reviews that include unnecessary, cringe-inducing references to female genitalia.
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You wanna promote something for girls that's good (although now that I type that the only things that I can think of are push up bras, g-strings, and perfume), I'm all for it.
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Bring on True Blood season 2! Vampires done right! Not high school relationship, pseudo-porn....
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GodDAMN that Kristen Stewart is one hot piece of ass. If nothing else, we can always thank this ridiculously lame series for bringing her to the limelight.
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May 19, 2009 8:29:07 AM CDT
But what does Merrick's son's middle school think of this?
by indycollector
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So I got the rifftrax riff for twilight and rented the movie. While the riff wad great, the film was so terrible I wanted to hurt all involved in it's production. Also, Nick Nunziata at CHUD was totally right about the awfulness of the story and the films in his "Fuck this Face" blogs. I know teachers who hate the books because they feel the poor writing is keeping young readers from embracing better novels. Fuck this whole awful franchise.
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The only redeming value this movie has is to be used as cannon fodder for Mike Nelson & co. Other than that, I'd rather stab myself in the dick than watch it again.
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who gives a shit about twilight or its sequels. bring on sam rockwell and MOON!
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...who thought this was for the sam rockwell movie. everyone would be better off watching old buffy the vampire slayer DVDs than this twilight garbage.
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Take the worst of Princess of Mars and apply to girls, Anne Rice, Mormon teachings on sex... add in a dash of the Munsters and what has to be the worst resolution to a love triangle yet. I think it may be worse than Manos... There's a tagline: How many Baxters can brag they got the daughter as a consolence prize?
Borders and Hot Topic tell the true story. Whoever ordered for them went big on Rorschach just as they did for Twilight. Now, Rorschach is cool in a way Edward Cullen will never be. But they're courting a market they perceive as being into sick men. Edward Cullen can't turn it off enough to trust his woman to sleep alone or kiss her much or refrain from emphasizing how dangerous he is to her. -
Twilight had the worst acting all around I've seen in a movie in DECADES. Simply atrocious and embarassing for everyone involved, including myself for watching it.
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The New Poster for the Hannah Montana Movie? Or how about some in depth interviews with the Backstreet Boys...or whatever shitty group teenage girls are into now. Seriously, what the fuck. And as someone said earlier, people don't get pissed because it's a movie for girls. People get pissed because it's a shitty movie based on possibly a shittier novel. I think a huge problem today is that we relent and say, "Well it's just stupid fun. Let the girls enjoy it." No, how about we challenge them and then we wouldn't wind up with morons for adults.
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and I have better things to do than watch this tripe.
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...and it was one of the few "chick flicks" that was actually worse than I thought it would be. The baseball scene was hilariously bad - the vampires play baseball when it thunders (but doesn't rain) because they hit the ball so hard that the sound of the thunder disguises the noise? Really?
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Oh and Twilight was very mediocre. I think I was already spoiled by better vamp romances in Near Dark, Lost Boys, Buffy (tv series not the movie), Dracula and so on.
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My wife and 12 year old daughter love these books and the first film. I just can't get into Mormon vampires that have sparkly skin. I prefer my vamps murderous, but then, I also chop wood shirtless because that's how manly I am! Twilight wasn't for me that's for sure, but I won't step on anyone's right to love crap.
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my 13 year old niece is really into this, but why would I be??? Truthfully I don't think this series looks interesting at all.
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Sometimes intentionally, sometimes unintentionally. Either way, it was amusing, and it benefitted from the fact that you didn't have to experience Stephenie Meyer's horrible descriptions or narration. Unlike the book.
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Nothing to do with this, just saying...
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"Get your fucking off my girl, you fucking child molester. She's mine. And don't even think about hooking up with our future daughter. I'll fucking kill you and your cradle-robbing buddies, fuckface."
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no Avatar = NO FUCKING CARE.
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This proves my theory of how mindless ppl are that gravitate towards this queer shit. The books read like they're wirtten by a 10 year old and the movies will play out just the same. A worthless franchise from start to finish but appealing to goth fatties is like shooting fish in a barrel.The day I buy that a vampire should sparkle like a fag is the day I jump off a cliff.
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ohh this is a talkback for girls?
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...simply because we're women and we need some poorly written Harlequin tween romance as a gateway into movie geekdom.
Geez, some of us DO have taste you know. -
"I saw "Twilight" when my wife rented it and brought it home. Her fat, single friends also saw it with us. It was a horrible movie, and the only reason I did not leave the house was due to my drunken condition at that time."
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I don't know any really geeky fanboyish type chicks, mostly the girls I know are...of the cliche girly variety, and this, and stuff like Sex and the City, Gossip Girl...that's what they like. I would love to meet a hot female that's into the fanboy stuff I am, but...have yet to do so.
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It. Fucking. Isn't.
The guy in the middle looks like he is just taking a shit... Anyways, why would anyone care for the poster release (!) for the twilight sequel? Sure there is no studio money involved guys! -
Anyone who likes this shit deserves a fucking lobotomy, even if you're practically braindead.
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May 19, 2009 9:24:51 AM CDT
Fuck this "saga" and the tweeners who love it!
by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon
'Nuff said.
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Moon is a film I want to see, New Moon is a film I want to see burned.
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and thats the depressing part..its dumb shit parading as 'smart' shit for little girls and their mummies who fancy they are being cool. Its patronizing to both groups. I'm not Harry Potter fan, but those novels are Shakespeare next to the incredibly limp EMO shit served up in these novels and films.
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this movie was a steaming pile of shite! Give me Lost Boys 2 any day (And jeez how bad was that?). True blood is due back on the telly soon. At least with that show the vampires like to get nekkid.
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I gotta mention that i was tricked into clicking on this link as well because i expected a new poster for MOON, not a poster for NEW MOON. At least another opportunity to bitch in a talkback about shit n stuff....
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Look http://tinyurl.com/rdxu2x
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so I can experience, and revel in, the orgasmic yelps of 2,000 tweens. I cannot wait.
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I think they should have shown Bella reaching for Edward more...But I do like how they show Jacob (his hand anyway) frustrated/angry. And they show just how much Taylor has built up and grown (considering he's like 17).
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Which: a) registers my displeasure with the bait and switch as I too was expecting a Sam Rockwell movie AND
b) effectively denies Cobra-Kai his ubiquitous tagline.
Cobra-Kai, I will never do that again. I actually look forward to your tag in these. Also I don't need you to go all "sweep-the-leg" on me. No Sensei! -
Then it wouldn't be so lame.
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Daywalker Vs Vampire Gay Lords.
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and my palm is nicely oiled up for the return.
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It's your perverted uncle's.
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I am going to watch it. I'll enjoy the effects.
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I'd love to know how these movies are going to deal with the part of the series where the guy performs a c-section with his teeth to ensure his child is born or where the other guy falls in love with said baby. Doesn't exactly scream PG-13...
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May 19, 2009 10:12:28 AM CDT
TWILIGHT IS LIKE HARRY POTTER MEETS OLD NAVY
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
only gayer
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one guy is like I'm so wounded and sensitive and the other guy is like grrrrrrrr and the girl is like pout.
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Oh, when the Twilight girls of the world realize there are no heterosexual males from 13-85 unwilling to deflower them, how will they cope? When all that breathless, non-physical, psuedo-love is replaced by the cold, hard, electronic dildo of our Universal reality.
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Vampire Werewolf orgies abound in her work. Hell even some new improved deep throat technique.
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Probably a minority.
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May 19, 2009 10:22:25 AM CDT
DeadAtRecess, Only shirtless? Try nude and barehanded.
by evilwizardglick
And lefty standing on one foot.
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I like how the one dude looks like he just went off to look at a seagul eating a piece of garbage or something for a moment and when he turns around his lady is already snuggling with some new dude.
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Twilight at least got a story i can enjoy but true blood is just stupid.
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I'm still intrigued to see how they'll play that off in the last film without it coming off as horribly creepy as it is.
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I just want to make sure Kristen Stewart is legal before I comment on that poster.
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into thinking this was a cool new poster for "moon" starring endless mike hellstrom. but alas, just another lame twilight plug. *uninterested sigh* sometimes this site is just so hackneyed.
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You can delete my posts all you like, but you know it's true.
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Reasons: Vampire blood is a drug. Anna Paquin's tiny boobs. Messy vampire deaths. Southern charm. Dude turns into animals. Serial killers. Bad-ass flamboyant gay cook.
The gay cook could probably kick the little gay Twilight vampire's ass. -
It wasn't romantic, like I tried to explain to the judge.
All I got was a restraining order and some community service. -
Pass. Just saw "Twilight" this weekend, and it really does suck like everyone says.
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Fuck Stephanie Meyer's right in her big, illiterate, LDS ass.
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He does have baby arms.
"Grab my STRONG arm!!!" -
it is a cool poster and its better than true blood
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Whichever one of those fucking cunts dies first.
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read you idiot, it doesnt say that at all
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May 19, 2009 10:50:52 AM CDT
It's nice to see I'm not the only one who disliked Twilight.
by amy chasing
To those people who liked Twilight, I honestly think we saw different films. The story was boring (I only found the legend of the wolves of interest), the acting was boring (at one point I thought it was a deliberate technique to make the film cheesy, but no it was just bad acting), and the love story/chemistry was equivalent to Attack of the Clones. Also things that made sense in the book were changed to not make sense in the film. I get the feeling Twilight suffered from development by committee. I'd give it 1 out of 5, if I'm feeling nice.
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It's like the meat & potatoes after Moonlight's cheesy entree.
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Worst. Author. Ever.
Truly a hack among hacks.
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I thought this was a new poster for the movie Moon starring Sam Rockwell.
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Geez, did you even read the article you linked to balzacs2?
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They better not cop out on the nudity now that True Blood is in its second season. Hobo needs to stroke it. I'm looking at you Anna. No one and done.
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Scarier than "Twilight" it was indeed
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he gave us star wars dammit thats like the bible except more entertaining.
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AND A HAPPY KOTCS TO US ALL!
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by forgetting what makes entertaining drama. full stop. nothing to do with childhoods or rape.
Star Wars IV was at least very entertaining science fiction, unlike the bible which of course is poorly cobbled together rubbish posing as historical record. -
Of course, I know who she DOES end up with, but now I saw in "Lee's Action Figure Digest" that Jamie Campbell Bower from "Sweeney Todd" is one of the Volturi. :)
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How can any rational adult get romantic ideas over what looks like a photo of kids? This female votes no.
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shit, little girls MUST visit this site..unless of course they're actually a 300 pound gay baby gorilla
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Seriously there are no muffys here. This place has no appeal for them. It needs an overhaul so badly as well. Chatbacks in each TB topic session. Where you can chat live with other members over the same topic. If you are signed in it's there for the asking. A edit button function. An avatar function. More video based news and reviews. More spy stuff. More early script reviews. A aintitcool on the web feature. Where this sight promotes a new gadget or website daily. A "geek without a weekend" forum- where geeks all watch and chat amongst one another after selecting/choosing from a ten that weekend list of streaming films. Kinda like mst3k. Dude this site needs an upgrade.
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I think we can all generally agree that the Underworld franchise, for all it's many faults, is vastly superior to this franchise. I usually think you mean well Harry but from time to time you really do dig a pretty deep hole for yourself by slamming certain films and franchises and then giving a pass to something like this.
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With Wild Horse loop playing on their ipod....
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away from this site. it was part of my 100% dicks plan.
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Holy shit, my life is going to be over soon.
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The only good thing about Twilight is watching how god damn horny she is in that movie. Damn its hot. Too bad the rest sucks. If I had a thirteen year old daughter watching this shit I'd be scared outta my mind. Teaching girls to get all lusty over guys.
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May 19, 2009 11:18:34 AM CDT
Hey, this poster actually tells you something about the story
by movietool
Is that allowed in modern Hollywood poster design anymore? Emo-ness aside, it's actually a pretty good poster.
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boys only. homoerotic comments in 3...2...1
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While it's easy to be snarky about the first film/book (the whole series?) in terms of content, my problem was simply with the form. It looked cheap, and fans of the book series should (if they haven't already) be offended that the producers of Twilight didn't give them a better product. It was bald audience harvesting. Stephanie Meyer, for one, should have been more vigilant in looking out for her material.
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i cant agree more man, this poster is ace.
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Hey, I'm a girl and I read AICN every day!
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Both movies were decidedly mediocre, and both completely pandered to the audience they were intended for. I'll call it a push.
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think Twilight sucks means only one thing: They all saw the movie. Despite all the crap you talked before its release you still saw it, just like you all will be seeing this one as well. In the teather. With your hard earned money. Hipocrits.
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I have an eleven year old daughter. I went to see Twilight for the same reason, and found it unbearable to watch. Not just because the whole story was incredibly lame and the whole love relationship between Edward Cullen and the highly emotionally-angsty recently displaced cliche chick was empty of anything--believability, back story, character development, or interest.But the worst thing was the performances, which can't be blamed on the actors as much as the director. I could almost hear the director in the background saying: "Emote more! More quivering angst in your face! Make your lower lip tremble! Feel your teenage angst! Look constipated! Look like you're trying to squeeze out a big one and just can't! Perfect! Now, hold that look for the entire movie."It was horrid. I guess the teenage girls liked it. I will like the second movie much better if it doesn't feel like there are placards all over the set saying "Emote More!""You're tortured! You're a tortured soul! Feel the pain! Preferably, in a way that makes you look eternally constipated! There! Perfect! Now, that's acting!"
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As the Princess and the Frog poster. I don't know how the movie will turn out, but that's one hell of a great, almost perfect, movie poster. Makes the Twilight poster look "Meh". Which is still a lot better than all the over-emoting of the first film.
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oh no i feel so bad for you
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In underworld, at least everybody didn't look like they were constipated with bowels full of unmoving angst and emotional torture. And Kate Beckinsale is hot as can be in tight leather. Plus, she kicks ass pretty convincingly. As for the rest: "Meh." Except for Bill Nigh. He always rocks.
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I'm a Twilight fan. I'm a True Blood fan. I'm an Underworld fan. I love them all for different reasons. I was a Twilight fan long before it was ever a movie. Even though I can agree that Meyer is not a great writer, I think she is a great storyteller. There is something in the books that I can relate to and it draws me in. Even though I agree that the movie had it's many faults, I still loved it. I saw it many times in the theater, and will be seeing New Moon when it opens at Midnight. Sorry, but I enjoy it. I think the poster looks great and really captures the essence of the characters at this point in time in the story. I'm looking forward to it. But, I also understand that it's not for everyone. If you do hate it, all I ask is that you let us have it. Let us have our fun. Don't say things like, "Boycott this crap so the sequels don't get made". There are a lot of us that really look forward to these sequels. I mean, even if you hate it, it's not hurting you being out there right? And BTW, as much as I like True Blood, the acting is kinda crappy! Just about as crappy as Twilight!
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Any guy in a long term relationship--or married--knows what it's like to be drowned in endless femalia. And one can find he might actually enjoy the occasional visit to Garden Ridge, or projects on the "Honey Do" list--otherwise known as feathering the nest--while all traces of anything remotely masculine are mercilessly expunged from the house by the heartless, neutering she-devil harpies that . . . oh, excuse me, dear. Nothing. Looking for some throw pillows on eBay . . . Seriously, any man who doesn't adore the rare and unique Potches of the world are idiots. That is all.
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Because I have two daughters, one of whom is old enough for this sort of stuff and one of whom will be one day, and there is no escaping it. All I ask for this one is that the characters don't stand around emoting endlessly, looking all pained and angsty and emotionally torn. Sitting through the gratuitous baseball sequence, and enduring stupidity like the complete lack of beds in the house--come on, if you're going to be fitting in as well as fond of most human activities (not to mention, plan to fool around occasionally), why not have a bed or a futon or something? But never mind all that. Just don't make me sit through ninety minutes of pained expressions and inexplicable angsty pathos.
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Dude the movie fucking sucks. Awful writing, laughable effects, and zero chemistry between the 2 stars in what's supposed to be a romance. How anyone above the age of 14 can defend this piece of shit is beyond me.
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Seriously, that's what I thought it said, the first few times I read the headline. I've got problems.
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Yes, it's your site, and yes you can post what you want, but do you honestly think it's appropriate on a geek site that's massively male dominated pimping this horrid tween shite. That's irritating but what is worse is the fact that in the last year you ignored genuine genre material, such as OUTLANDER, because you were too busy lactating and flicking your bean to this shit. What the fuck is wrong with you at the moment?
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THIS SUCKS, I FUCKING WANT A FUCKING TRILOGY FROM WHITEWOLF VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE!! AL A LOTR THAT BIG, WITH DARK AGES, VICTORIAN AGE AND MODERN WITH GEHENNA AND ALL, FUCK YOU GAYS
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to make a mainstream AWESOME movie about vampires
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Thanks Kevin. It's nice to be adored... and I will admit that I can be as girly as they come liking things like Twilight and cheesey teen dramas, but I think my boyfriend appreciates the fact that I also gravitate towards the geek side of things... I read comics, I watch sci-fi, I enjoy action movies... and I don't ever go to places like garden Ridge!
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I do plan on watching it on a day that I feel particularly depressed. And then my mood will brighten once I'm exposed to the (unintentionally) comedic material contained within. Although I don't see how Twilight could be as bad as Hitman. . .Gods above, that movie was awful. Even with a naked Olga Kurylenko, it couldn't be salvaged.
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i want to prove to people that chicks love stargate.
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....it's ABOUT 121 minutes TOO FUCKING LONG!!!!Other than that, quite entertaining!
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i find the previews to be the best part!
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May 19, 2009 11:59:55 AM CDT
Stephen King says the chick who wrote 'Twilight' is retarded.
by azultool
Actually, he said she wasn't a very good writer. But, I'm sure in his private moments he calls her a stupid fucking whore. Just a hunch.
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You keep your daughter a few dozen rows back. He's gonna be gushing like Old Faithful.
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i bet he does! lol i bet he jerks off to her too.
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...At the 122 minute mark when it said THE END, VERY satisfying!
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tell your wife i said hi
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No misquote, he actually said that.
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personally i think the end credits was done well. the contrasting colors between the words and the background and i liked how fast paced it all was. superb job, cast and crew did their best to bring us such an emotional credit roll.
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Dan Brown said AzulTool is really retarded. no misquote here either.
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What a piece of shit. Kids these days have no quality standards.
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May 19, 2009 12:26:14 PM CDT
Hey Harry..what does yoko think of your Meagan Fox obsession?
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
Or do you not let her read every fucking story you post here?
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Oddly enough, I just watched Twilight for the first time.
http://drivein77.typepad.com/drivein77/
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Let alone chicks.
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oh i beg to differ: www.gateworld.net
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May 19, 2009 12:34:16 PM CDT
There'll be a teaser trailer at the MTV Movie Awards next week.
by pennsydeux
FWIW.
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its in fact a cool thing
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... Lance Bass and Mr. Slave could have a 4-way. And it still wouldn't be as gay as this poster!
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May 19, 2009 12:41:03 PM CDT
Kristen Stewart is why I iz watchin.. Dunno wut it was about.
by damien chowder
Just raging hard on for her.
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Lame lame lame.
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believe me this is much better this ones watchable
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Never saw/read Twilight but nice to see some of the other girls come out and say "hi" though.
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Right you are, the only problem I had was with the Pacing, it dragged on a little till the GLORIOUS fade out!
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It looks like the photoshop genius enlarged her head compared to her body, AND stuck a different face on it that doesn't quite line up with her head. Either that, or she's some sort of large-scale midget.
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May 19, 2009 12:48:33 PM CDT
DAMNIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A NEW POSTER FROM THE SAM
by malick663
AARGH
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Man, I've been tossing off to her since Zathura.
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thats what i find wrong about the poster, so very wrong.
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"You may remember, I liked Twilight quite a bit". Holy shit, what the Christ? I remember AICN in the days before Harry sawed his balls off and let his girlfriend keep them in her purse. Now that he's the only non-13-year-old girl in the world that enjoyed Twilight, he feels the need to shill for the next estrogen-laced, disgusting faux-"romance" puke of a film. And then to top it off, you dig at the "haters" of Twilight, Harry? Dude, people who hate Twilight hate it because it's laughably stupid. I know that you're living in your little own little dream world right now, where you see romance in a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk. But I'm telling you to fucking snap out of it and start reviewing movies like a frigging movie reviewer. AICN is about a Fonzie-wink away from jumping the shark, if it hasn't already. Salvage whatever credibility you've got left and try to remember what you started this site for in the first place. Jesus Christ.
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" . . .and I don't ever go to places like garden Ridge!"I do. But I live in a house full of women, and will always be outnumbered by estrogen.Any chick who regularly cruised Ain't It Cool is all right by me. In fact, they totally rock. That is all.
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Stop smokin' the green crack, BSB. You're making less sense than usual. If that's possible. :)
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We should meet in better places. ;)
It's my duty to stand against this load of crap that is being dumped onto us due to gender. I did not see the movie, I have no intention of seeing the movie. I was talked into reading the first book by people who said "You'll love it. Horseshit! There was no love. Just a feeling of disgust that someone would think I was shallow enough to want Nickelodeon Channel vampires. This "women love Twilight" stuff makes me gag. Give me "Near Dark" any day of the week. Keep your glitter to yourself. -
They should get my lord and savior Christian Bale to play Edward. Hulbert for DP.
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dude, wait your turn lol
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Another totally awesome woman. While any loser guy can (and does) show up at Ain't It Cool (hello!), most of the chicks seem to be entirely awesome, and made of 100% pure cool-osity.I salute the All Powerful Geekettes. Yes, I just said that. Pillory at will.
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you said: "...one of the things i like to watch is stargateSG-1 and Atlantis..."
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Hey, they said I could cut. I swear. Come on, be cool.
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Back atcha, man!
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u feminist-worshiper! they totally brainwashed you and your penis!
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for her to write some shitty music column, and look how that turned out.
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Feminist or not, that's a fact Jack.
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CoC party for a bashorama?
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And I can't wait til the end credits when they use TV On The Radio's 'Wolf Like Me' like they butchered Radiohead in the last one.
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Not a bad thing at all.
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Are you asking your entire male demographic, the part that made you the fat happy little fanboy you are today, to just step aside and let the "ladies" discuss their mormon vampire sex fantasy movie? My girlfriend and I watched the movie, only after downing an entire fifth of vodka in the first half an hour because we were both so offended by the whole thing. It's a franchise like this that is limiting the growth of society and putting women in a backseat. Having some passive teenager get lusted after by some pretty boy old vampire isn't taking a step in the right direction. But oh well cause they're "pretty" right?
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so whatever. ill have to see this with the wife but i didnt think the first one was so bad. i just really dislike how the vamps have no weaknesses. theyre more like mutants from xmen than actual vampires. especially considering they all get unique vampire powers that set them apart from other vamps.
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lol i knew that duh! mine is the cleanest ever, so clean its shiny.
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......Tiffany (a.k.a. "East Side"), and Debbie (a.k.a. "West Side"), his own two quivering breasts.
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Sorry, dioxholster. Alas, you'll have to scrub yourself. Make it fun and use a new loofah.
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I actually gotta go, but sure! I will return in a few hours and we can continue to bash Harry underestimating the intelligence of the female demographic.
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not pornstarish just dirty
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Thanks for the added backup.
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im better off scrubbing it myself anyway.
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Be a +0, just like Josh.
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May 19, 2009 1:27:16 PM CDT
Damn it, I thought it was a new one for the Sam Rockwell movie
by moviemaniac-7
Bummer.
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coz 90% of women love it so that 10% must have something wrong going on. im looking at you mavra. yeah thats what you get for not offering a ummm, a helping hand.
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I thought this was going to be Sam Rockwell MOONING someone!!!
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I sure would.
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...what would his reach-around look like?
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dioxholster has proven that.
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That's like saying that guys who hate "insert sport of choice here" have problems. The Twilight thing looks very childish to me. If you want to go watch the sparklies, enjoy it. I don't hate Twilight as much as I hate being told that I must like Twilight because I'm a girl. Big difference. And as for the helping hand, I'm smitten by TKD and you're a little young for me also. Find a glitter-lovin' girl and invite her to your private "baby shower". No hard feelings.
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...thanks for the mental picture of Tiffany and Debbie that I'm trying to erase from my mind!!!And is "East Side" Lefty or Righty?
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I say that Wolverine is 2x the gay that any of these Twilight films could ever be.
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seriously do i always sound like a kid? im kinda 20 thank you very much. and i dont know much about Twilight but what i know is that girls enjoy it because it deals with girly issues. like power puff girls or pretty woman, they are all the same to me. and as for me i hate sports and as some already know here, im weird. and so are you!
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If she's a real Twilight fangirl, you can't actually get nekkid or do anything with her past a PG-13 event. That's what they're being taught by this stuff.
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And 20 sounds young to me.
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No wonder Harry loves it! This is the movie THE MATRIX RELOADED should have been!
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what? you mean i cant turn innocent girls into slutty whores? NOOOOOO!!!!!
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Fully clothed.
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Pimp? i like the sound of that. wheres my money bitch! no just kidding, but seriously where is it??
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...sorry to interrupt but, for my own enlightenment, in 50 words or less, could you embellish on the CoC reference? Thanx
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... compare her to the Harry Potter kids, who are supposed to be the same age. Is it the make-up?
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You spent it on that diamond studded walking stick and that fancy hat with the big feathers, fool.
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The CoC is the Church of Chang (named after Walter Chang from "Tremors"...nothing to do with my name). We appreciate movies and follow the teaching of the Chin (Bruce Campbell), the 'Stache (Burt Gummer), and such manly men as Kurt Russell, Warwick Davis, Etc. Seriously, we gather every week in the International Eye Candy section. Stop in for a chat. We're always happy to have new people hanging around.
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what is it?
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My bad.
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...was hotter. They photoshopped her head to big in this one. Oh, and the Potter kids look older than the Sweathogs.
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I'm a chick and I am on this site all the time...sure I will go see the POS just like Twilight so I won't sound douche when I say how horrible it is on talkback...now I wonder if Harry shaves his vagin...
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I don't have a problem with OTHER people liking this, especially when it's probably 90% teens and tweens and people that wouldn't give Terminator, Outland, Star Wars, Star Trek, etc. etc. etc, even a passing glance. i don't like it, don't care for it, but it's no sweat off my balls for others to enjoy... it's nice to see that an entire hemisphere of new people are going to the movies and will continue to with the other movies that will come out, and hopefully that will get them to try more and more of the things we DO like..... my PROBLEM with the flick (and books) is that it paints women as weak, helpless and dependent, that they needto be almost helpless and it takes a man or a guy to make them "whole" (or some shit like that).... it is very demeaning to women, or girls if you will, and that is part of why i don't care for it..... some people think it comes off romantic and a love story..... i don't see it that way..... and all this from a woman. as the father of a young woman who likes the books, liked the movie, and really likes this Robert Pattinson, I made it clear to her that it is ok to like the actors or the film and books for the "scenery", but understand that this story is demeaning and insulting to women....... not too mention the fact that it's a poor depiction of vampires and the myths.......
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...International Eye Candy section of what?where? Thanks again!
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Almost always on the top 10 list. It's not really linear, but we're entertaining.
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and Wolverine f*cking sucked....... it was awful.... sad, sad day for comic book movies and fans alike...... what a pile of sh*t...
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no way ur a guy its obvious.
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What is a vagin? Are you referring to the area south of Tiffany and Debbie?Re:the FlickaPoo post!If so, go on, you can say Vagina.Oh and, do you like your biscuit buttered?
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when ScriptGirl shows her two goodies?
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I'm a girl, and I've been reading AICN for 8 years.
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I don't go there, but I did when she was new and wore clothes.
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"not really linear" Under-fucking-statement of the year goes to...:P
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and made the bitch beg!
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Someone sent in a Terminator Salvation review. I don't know the author yet, but if anyone wants to read it, here's the link: http://tinyurl.com/qsd99j
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We do talk about everything over there, don't we? If the Scriptgirl talk keeps going, her drones are going to start gathering.
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vagin is what women call it to be cool. like this: Yo bitch lick my vagin!
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Do you like Coldplay?
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I don't read reviews till after i've seen the movie. Fresh eyes kind of thing.
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Havn't been back there at all. It's all whining. Have you noticed an increase in the Whine levels lately? I mean, it's in almost *every* talkback. It's just crying, then bitching, then more crying. I think the entire of AICN is on the rag.
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I'm kind of insulted. I'm fine with Harry putting up this poster, it's a movie which some people like...but Twilight is unabashed shit as a book, and the movie is simply not well made as a film. So are women only supposed to be interested in the shitty movies put up on this site? Are we supposed to like movies because they are sappy and have arguably attractive teenagers in them, and the men cover geeking out about the badass, good shit?
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It will make them feel better.
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I see no problem with that!
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The Scriptgirl thing. You don't like her, fine by me, but unlike you 99% of the douches that post their venom towards her are doing so just for hates sake. They watch the video (most say they don't but K don't believe it) then complain about her being on THEIR SITE!!!For some inexplicable reason there was not a Scriptgirl segment last week so the "HATERS FOR HATES SAKE" group must be lurking elswhere!
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May 19, 2009 2:54:39 PM CDT
I've never used a homophobic reference as an insult but.....
by pissed off and bitter
This looks gay
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There was an actual reason on my part for the bad vibes with SG. I'd rather avoid that section than spend all of my time hanging around complaining about it.
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The poster promotes the idea that women are pieces of property who need to be protected/guarded by the men who lay claim over them. What I have heard of the series, even from those who label it as one of their "guilty pleasures," and what I saw in the first movie (which a half a fifth of vodka couldn't even make me enjoy), proves to me that this is all just poorly-crafted abstinence propaganda. Why can't there be a balance between the Twilight "sex is shameful and evil/let the guys take control" message and the Sex and the City "women, take the reigns (but spend $400 on shoes that prevent you from walking correctly)" mantra?
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Most young teen girls will be wondering what that wonderful twitch is between their legs and will discover the wondeful pastime that is self-enjoyment the very same night after viewing this movie.....
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Sometimes, you just have to give them points for trying. It's not as insulting as some of the other fucks around here.
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That sums it up well.
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I was dragged to see Twilight by two girls I know. We drank before so I had a good buzz going in. The movie was still awful. Suffice to say, I didn't get laid after enduring that garbage.
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Told her about all the bull shit Harry was spouting about women on here, and thought she might wanna get a word in. Also, I figured she could get her word across far more eloquently than I ever could. Well done!
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I'm a woman and don't give a crap about Twilight and think it's all a load of garbage. I come on sites like this to get the same "news" the guys are coming on for. When I want to hear about movies like the Twilight ones I go to the sites I can expect that drivel from. I enjoy plenty of movies geared towards women and are considered guilty pleasures, just not shit like this.
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May 19, 2009 3:21:28 PM CDT
AICN posts this but not The Expendables poster????
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
eeesh Harry..you and Sly having a lovers fight? I mean shit is still shit (and the expendables will be shit) but man, this is surprising even for you
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I've been reading AICN since I was 12 (I'm 20 now). Twilight is for teenage escapism, nothing more. I read them, and was mildly entertained. The 4th book was a monstrous pile of shit though. The first movie was one of the worst I've ever seen. I'll take True Blood any day with Sam and Bill over Jacob and Edward in the Twilight series.
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This sucks.
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.......
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and Stephanie Meyer is a millionare. I give up on the human race. We can now all burn.
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..you're turning into a bigger fag than Perez Hilton. I'd expect this crap on his site, but not here.
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Is her lack of clothes. The less, the better. And I don't complain about it.
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Vagin-long e for the I-girls can say box, vag, vagin, vagina or whatever...Dioxholser-sounds as if you got burned in a chat room...did you find out that cute 18 year old chick was actually a 300 pound stinky dude?
and P.S.- I am not a fan of coldplay
and p.s.s- I never tell a chick to lick my vagin...fyi
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It means you were born my junior year in college. That makes you very, very young. Damn whippersnappers.
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where are the T:S reviews? are you "banned" like every movie that comes out??? There are reviews everywhere today....
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May 19, 2009 3:49:06 PM CDT
I remember getting dirty looks at the theater I saw this at
by spifftacular squirrel girl
Just because I let out a louder-than-intended laugh when Edward opened up his shirt and started sparkling in the sunlight and wailed about how it's the skin of a killer. I was about this close to being ganged up on a gaggle of tweens in their "Team Edward" t-shirts.
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http://tinyurl.com/qsd99j I'm sure there will be half a dozen up here later in the week.
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My typing is slipping today.
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Especially with Dakota 'Hound Dog' Fanning in the cast.
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with precum.
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(denial is the first stage)
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My favorite part of www.mymavra.com is the "movie reviews from a female view" section. I think the world needs more female movie reviewers.
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...similar to an Oily Mitt?I keed, I keed!!!
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fucking worst movie lines muttered in a movie ever.
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Oily Mitt? Please...now if Harry gives us another "I loved Twilight" review then that will be his new nickname; you will get writting credit for that...
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What, no monetary stipend? I wuz robbed I tell ya, robbed!
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THE OILY MITT QUEEFS OVER NEW MOON!Has a nice ring to it.
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what does that say about you?
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Fabio.
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May 19, 2009 4:43:01 PM CDT
The overuse of the word gay as a synonym for bad on here
by mofreefreckles
would almost lead me to believe I'm at a frat party. Grow up.
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Heh. You must be new. Welcome to AICN. Nothing is sacred.
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Overuse is totally gay. Seriously.
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Unless you're wearing a gay party hat. Then, it means you're festive!
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Save your outrage. In some cultures she'd be considered a spinster by now.
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No, seriously, she is.
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May 19, 2009 5:02:37 PM CDT
Nathan Lane, Elton John, and Jeff Garcia will be at the premier
by azultool
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but twillight will be gay 4 ever and ever and ever...!
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It's twue! It's twue!
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Kid Idioteque says that there is an embargo on Internet reviews of Terminator Salvation. Guess that's why they aren't posting them here yet.
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May 19, 2009 5:16:10 PM CDT
DrMorbius...thank you. It is the talkbackers pride and joy...
by flickapoo
...to permanently sear unholy images in the brain. Even if those images be pale...and gelatinous...and pink tipped...god help me...pink tipped!..........And I'm thinking East Side=Lefty.
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Harry has Paris Hilton on his chest?
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Well, I've seen a few eps of Stargate and I played an AGS game of it. I own the movie and really love it. With the show, it was one of those things where I never knew when it was on, so I never got into it. BUT, it's one of those shows that I know I would love and have always wanted to get the DVDs and watch it. I recently signed up for Netflix (yeah a little late in the game), so maybe I'll put it in my queue. I'm sure I'll love it though. It's the type of show I gravitate to. :-)
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They're not going to pork her, Russ.
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Just my opinion.
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Dont wanna scare anybody
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Is what I would say if I was a 15 year old girl.
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Really!!
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It's just a "Smallville" poster with new heads! I swear!
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C'mon, Harry!
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If I ever, out of freewill or drunken stupor, said that to a woman I was into, I'd be called a creep and a labeled a potential rapist. But, in Twilight world, it's "romantic". Utter tripe.
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Reaffirm your masculinity and heterosexuality by bagging the poster and movie franchise! Quick! Before we think you're gay for checking it out in the first place! Quick!
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That's how you do a vampire movie.
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...The amount of gay-bashing you allow to happen on this site is fucking unbelievable... I'm just gonna put it out there and start bagging on niggers, spicks and retards and we'll see how it goes, shall we? If you don't like the movie, that's fine, but to align 'bad' with 'gay' is a fucking insult, we may as well be living in the early 80's still...
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Watch that movie, and then try to keep a straight face during this Twilight bullshit. True Blood is cool too.
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I think we need higher standards for serious words like that. There should be some kind of saga review board, preferably a group of old men somewhere in Scandinavia.Yes, the books are long, but it's teen romance, it's not the Kalevela, eddas, or even LOTR.
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in gay emo vampires!
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from the bottom of my big, straight heart. Well, I might go over for Hugh Jackman.
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festive...qeez dont get you panties in a wad just yet!
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twitch, nuke the fridge (which has a pretty cool V clip up right now) and other sites seem to get a broader variety of cool new news in on a daily basis. this site has become very narrow and biased toward the most recent crap franchise to send them poster, airline ticket, action figure, etc.
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I'm a gay guy in a typical "***=hag" relationship with a woman and I just KNOW she's going to drag my ass to this. She made me go to Twilight with her and it was... well, you all know what it was. Sigh. Maybe it's time to end the friendship, before this comes out.
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figures...if T:S sucks like Twilight I will have to cry like a 12 year old girl (or boy...looking at you, Harry) when Edward appeared on screen the first time
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Anna Paquin or Kristen Stewart? I'll take Paquin, despite the gap in her two front teeth.
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No, not because I remember her from The Piano. Honestly, she may not be the hottest girl around. But, there's something about her.
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THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
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seriously... so females are just supposed to like retarded bad stories about "sexy" vampires (the worst kind of vampires)? they sop that shit up, right? us guys, i guess we know the good shit, but girls need something dainty for their delicate little flowery vaginas? fuck that shit. bad art is bad art. fuck twilight and fuck new moon. fuck this poster. fuck emo teen film making.
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Shot of a guy looking over his shoulder looking bothered. I haven't seen that before.
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That is undoubtedly the gayest poster ever.
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I cannot wait to SKIP this!
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It's called her hot naked sexy ass body having sex on my television.
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She is fucking gorgeous but wasted in this lame as hell series. The books are reputedly shit and I know the first movie sucked because I fucking saw it, HOWEVER there's always the possibility the different directors for the sequels will make them good. A very slight possibility...just get the beautiful Kristen nude and moaning and I'm there.
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She ain't no Anna Paquin.
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because her name kinda rhymes with napkin.
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I remember when this site was for people who liked good films. What happened?
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TPM, BITCHES!!!
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AND HAROLD GIT SOME REAL NEWS IN HERE
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May 19, 2009 6:49:17 PM CDT
YOU KNOW HOW ANNA DID THAT CRAZY SCREAM ON TRUE BLOOD?
by bringingsexyback
Yeah, she saw my cock and thought she was about to get fucked to death.
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Only if you're gay.
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I still can't get the bad taste out. Damn. And boy did that movie do wonders for that kid's career. Whatshisname who played the lead character.
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And he ain't looking in Kristen's direction ...
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Sorry it's the truth.
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ah, but in New Moon will you be able to see the line along the jaw where the makeup "artist" was too lazy to blend the pale "vampire" makeup like you could in Twilight?
BTW, I'm seconding all those comments about laughing right out loud during the running up the hill and sparkling in the sun scenes. I was prepared for that and I still laughed from shock at how absolutely f'ing corny that was!
I was hoping for a horribly cheesy vampire movie and all I got was a cheesily horrible Lifetime display of teens overacting. -
...looks like someone hit her face with a shovel.
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You hit the nail on the head, sweety. I read the entire series *shudders* and it was a really easy beach read that just let you turn your brain off for a few hours, but by the time I got to the middle of the fourth book I thought I was going to shoot something... holy shit was that book terrible! I'm glad whats-her-face threw a shit-fit because someone released a rough-rough-rough draft of Book Number Five and now she won't release it as punishment, because if that series kept going I think God might have given up on us as a species and killed us all just to rid Himself of Bella and Edward.
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when even the actors playing the characters hate Twilight, that's when you know you're fucking retarded for liking it. Basically what's happening is this: when really, really dumb girls encounter a 'badboy', a primal instinct is triggered that makes them instantly fall in what they think is love. This instinct is that the baddest, toughest man is the one most suited for guarding your cave, your hairy little monkey baby, and bringing home a nice juicy sabertooth tiger for supper. Only in modern day, you no longer need this, because you have a security system, a grocery store 3 blocks away, and police. Many girls ignore this retarded instinct, but the really, really dumb ones are still affected by it, and so they latch onto badboys, instantly fall in 'love' with them, and spend all day and night dreaming about how they can change him and bring out his soft side. Except in real life, the 'badboys' don't usually have soft sides, they're just assholes with no social skills. So the movie studios play upon your stupidity by feeding you crap like this, the 'ultimate badboy' for you to shell out $10 to go swoon over for 2 hours.
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are pure comedy gold. lol
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http://tinyurl.com/hc8qd
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i'm here every day, i have to say the poster is mostly "meh". i was hoping for better. i'll most likely see the flick though.
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Harry posts about Twilight, and Google ads pops up an anti-gay marriage ad.
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... double dutch rudder the darker dude. And Stewart looks pissed about it.
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Let's all beat off to that poster!
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... when we both had a bit of a crack problem. Here's an old pic of the two of us http://www.cele buzz.com/kristen-stewart-chest-full-weed-s83241/photos-324 60211/
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I bet she's one cold fish in the sack!
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What exactly is your deal dude? You lend nothing to these discussion; I've seen you run your ignorant tween vocabulary on other talk backs and it is exhausting. You aren't funny, you don't have any clear or original opinions, you're offensive (again, in an unfunny way) and now, apparently, you're homophobic.
The thing is, you're just homophobic enough to make everyone wonder why it is you're so obsessed. Looks like every one of your glib posts references gays and/or sex. Strange, no? Like, if you and a friend were going to the movies your friend went on about this poster of this movie in the way that you have - that is, "precum" that and "fisting" this and "gay" this and "my cock" that, etc. - wouldn't it make you wonder a little?
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When she uses her twilight money to have a slave blow coke up her.
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before cant_stop_yawning2 says it to me too.
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Bunch of fucking monkeys ^.^
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of a rating system some guys I know use. They use it to rate women. 0 = would never have sex with her. 1 = would only have sex with her if I was incredibly drunk or if she approached me. 2: would actively seek to have sex with her. What I find hilarious is that they don't stop to realize all of the ratings are futile anyways because the women in question would never go near them. Don't worry, Kristen Stewart and Anna Paquin will not be begging you to pick one of them to bang any day soon.
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May 19, 2009 8:08:56 PM CDT
Dark Shite: as long as you're honest about it, you're right
by cant_stop_yawning2
it isn't. there is nothing wrong with being who you are.
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Sometimes I wish I WAS gay! Then I wouldn't have to explain why I come home at 3am, high as a kite & drunk.
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Despite popular belief, the "Twilight" Saga is not just for 'tweens'. I can really appreciate when a man can cop to enjoying a book/movie that may give haters the green light to make such ridiculous comments. Regardless, i am very excited about the movies, but alas, i must admit that "Twilight" (the movie) was a poor interpretation of my beloved book. The series is incredible, and not for the obvious "he's so beautiful" reason. The books really struck a cord with me, and i have read each of them countless amounts of times. I would love if men would give it a chance. I hope that "New Moon" does the second book justice, and i hope that they don't take so much of the story out. Please keep an open mind boys, i promise the story IS all it's cracked up to be. Thank you for this post!
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No man will give it a chance, because it's targeted so exclusively to women & young girls.
If it was a cool Vampire movie, which just happened to have a love sub-plot, that would probably draw men in to see it. But it's the opposite. It's marketed as a soap opera with pretty boy Vampires. Which, let's face it, it IS. -
May 19, 2009 9:22:37 PM CDT
BabyPhatLove0707 -- thats not baby fat girl....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....thats just straight up rolls of nasty on yo' ass.
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This whole, "It's okay that the books are shit because it's targeted at tween girls and women" bull is ridiculous. The books are awful, poorly-written trash. When a TV station produces a Danielle Steele TV-movie, do you give that shit a pass and say "hey, guys, don't talk mean about the TV-movie in the talkbacks"? No, you don't. Bad fiction is bad fiction and Twilight is bad fiction.
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"Come on guys, give the wee little girlies here a break, let them have -their- entertainment." Yes, Harry, throw us this juicy fish. This is all we women like or care about.
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Y'know, me too dude, and she (to her credit) thinks this series looks crap as well. She doesn't need to express it making lame cracks on gays, however - always respected her for that. To each his own.
Some years back, I was hanging out with my younger brother and I referred to something as gay. He is a pretty cool guy - about a generation younger than I. Anyway, he and his girlfriend kind of winced. Made me think this is the kind of old school terminology we should get beyond. Sorry if that doesn't fit with the bad ass persona you've established for yourself on this watering hole for nerds.
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Since when? I'm never "bad ass" on here. I'm just a sarcastic prick.
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May 19, 2009 10:02:49 PM CDT
Almost everyone uses the term 'GAY' meaning lame.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
I live in L.A. and everyone ranging from 16 to 30 that I know use the term frequently, having nothing to do with sexual preference. You're brother is a whiny douche bag. Tell him to lighten the fuck up.
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May 19, 2009 10:09:02 PM CDT
Mitt Romney says "Watch me use this 9 year old for a glove!"
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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I'm sorry your brother and his girlfriend emasculated you with their vicious wincing, but please don't think your life experiences are a lesson to the rest of us.
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That excuse doesn't hold up. Really though, I don't think the term "gay" as a stand-in for "bad" should offend anyone so much as function as a warning of the ignorance of the person who used it in such a way.
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I've got nothing against gay people, but I also don't believe in political correctness. I'll make jokes at pretty much anybody's expense, including my own.
When I'm not talking sensibly about movies (98% of the time), I make jokes & I'm sarcastic. Don't believe those who tell you sarcasm's the lowest form of wit. It means they're not bright enough to get the joke.
& I wasn't aware that I'd "established" a persona for myself. There are people who've been here a lot longer than I have & I'm no bad ass. I just have a memorable name.
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Do you wanna know who won tonight?
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Mmmmmmmm.....sweet like Chlada fakya, with a hint of Sumac.
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when you said "You're" I think you meant "your." Who were you talking to anyway?
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Contractions can lick my balls.
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But it was a great show, except for the roast, which was cringe-inducing.
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When my wife was having a baby.
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I think the problem is you're 25% certifiable fucking moron. I groaned when I saw you claiming everyone you know in California calls everything gay. Do that many people in California spout pointless perverted nonsense all over the web for no reason too?
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May 19, 2009 10:39:38 PM CDT
kungfuhustler84 -- I'm not gonna get into it with you...
by dannyglovers_dickblood
.....again son. You'll get spanked and you'll come back crying later, just like you do every fucking time. Yeah I get kicks off spouting random perverted shit, and you pass the time by whining endlessly while bragging about your vast knowledge of the arts. I'm sick of your fucking high falutin 'I'm the smartest guy in the room' bullshit. You're a Kings of Leon fan, which proves you're a douche bag and not worthy of my attention.Fuck off boy wonder.
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Why only 25%? That isn't even a real insult! Most people are 25% moron. If you're gonna insult people, at least do it properly.
If you called me 25% moron, I'd take it as a compliment.
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May 19, 2009 10:42:07 PM CDT
and of course you groaned when you read my post.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Thats what hipster college dickwads do....they bitch and groan when they hear anything that differs from their own narrow view of the world. Keep eating your cupcakes and shopping for argyle socks you fucking twat.
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= great sex music.
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I don't really care if you say gay online. The talkbacks are anonymous for a reason. Everyone is entitled to an opinion. But you had to be an ass and make fun of my girlfriend like that, so I said what I felt.
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May 19, 2009 10:44:50 PM CDT
Harry Knowles chooses Twilight, and here's why
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
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...I'd say that's good image composition if I've ever seen it. Nice, tense, eyelines telling you all you need to know about who wants who, and how.
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In a way it was. Danny makes me laugh, and usually we get along great. Every once in awhile that 25% comes out, and just leaves me shaking my head.He called me boy wonder, and college educated, which I guess is fine too. Why so edgy about a college education man? I'm doing this so I can get a good job to support a family. And argyle socks? I'm a plaid man you ignorant slut. Stop being so fucking lame.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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....unless you're swinging it around to support your opinion every 5 minutes. Thats just....dare I say-- GAY!
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Is as "camp" as an Elton John scout meeting.
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May 19, 2009 10:59:49 PM CDT
"I'm a plaid man you ignorant slut. Stop being so fucking lame."
by mofreefreckles
I thought you only spoke to me that way.
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well see i knew girls like you liked stargate, why not? it got handsome looking male actors and an interesting premise about hunky guys going through an orifice, i mean a stargate. i dont know why AICN doesnt get it. they used to talk about BSG only but once that shitty show ended, it became like a dead relative, no one ever uttered its name again.
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I don't swing the education around. It's what I do all day, so pardon me if you get your balls in a twist for me talking about what I do. I don't really take the talkbacks personally anyway, and I've made it pretty clear I'm not mad at you. It's like getting mad at a mentally challenged kid for eating glue. You scold them sure, but you don't hit im in the face with a shoe or anything.
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seriously its not bad for movie aimed at chicks. at least it aint traveling pants something.
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....that threw his tantrum in Yoko's music TB for 2 hours, crying about the fact that none of the obscure shit he listens to was mentioned.
He's got heart. His cunt just needs to be stretched and aired out a bit. -
May 19, 2009 11:04:26 PM CDT
kungfuhustler84 -- email me later apologizing again.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
I look forward to it.
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and Twilight aint one of them
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May 19, 2009 11:16:31 PM CDT
Reading up above...this TB brought out all the gay sensitivity..
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....people were calling BSB homophobic? Hehehehe. Perhaps some of these motherfuckers should have been around for the PROP 8 discussions in November.
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Treat Mavra Chang like Europa - stay away! She will cut your balls, off, whistle and jaunty tune, and use the red stringy stuff hanging out of your empty ball sac to floss her teeth!
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we're all so emotional. Do you just read these talkbacks with more passion than I type em? I'm not bouncing in my chair or anything dude.
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Does the chick with the Lemur eyes turn into Lava Girl? Twilight was crap. This will be more crap.
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and type at the same time without me knowing? Magic.
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I feel it will strengthen our bond. So who here has experimented with the same sex? It could've been in college. It could've been in the 80s.....whatever. Lets share. mofreefreckles....you first.
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Gay.
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i'm tired of hearing that "i refuse to be politically correct" line. if a particular faith doesn't want an image of their god represented, fine - it does me no harm and I can debate it w/o a cartoon. if african americans don't want the word n*gger used, suits me - given the history of the word, why use it? If jews don't want to hear jokes about the holocaust (even from seinfeld), I can bitch about the faults of Shindler's List inflaming an historically abused minority. If homosexuals want a little more respect in this society - the one we built on the notion of tolerance - then it is time.
Sarcasm is tricky - not everything is up for grabs. Some of it is just too juvenile, or behind the times or easy. Some of it genuinely offends. "Brokeback Mounting" is cheap and stupid. You want to throw yourself in w/ bringingsexyback - be my guest.
I don't know - you have made some good points in the past...I'm not hearing you on this.
Here is the thing - this movie looks like crap from a dozen angles before you resort to implying that it is gay. Milk was gay, but it was a good movie.
Your "joke" wasn't even topical, just lame.
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May 19, 2009 11:34:27 PM CDT
I've been way too busy having AMAZING sex with my boyfriend
by mofreefreckles
to experiment with other girls.
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no big deal. Danny?
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Try to make your posts shorter so I can make it all the way to the end. And Kung isn't hear, so I'll fill in for him...."suits me" I think you mean "SUE ME."
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Let's just say we get our exercise.
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i hate that about them. and no im not homophobic i just thing gay people should be ashamed of themselves!
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May 19, 2009 11:37:05 PM CDT
No big deal Kung. Thank you for being honest.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
I think the most homosexual thing I ever did was jerking off in the same room as a friend in 7th grade. We each had our own mags and our own flashlights.....its cool, right?
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Don't any of you go crazy on me and pay your good money to see the new Twilight movie!
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Homosexual's are given the same rights as everyone else I'll care about my use of the word gay, until then they just may as well not exist. E-mail your local congressmen! Now excuse me I need to go smoke a fag.
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...I would want it to be attached to Pete Wentz. I wonder if he uses the guy-liner around his pee hole.
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The New Moon. You know when they make a porno of it, they won't even have to change the title really.
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I am not homophobic - I simply fear the gays!
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May 19, 2009 11:40:01 PM CDT
BringingSexyBack...let's review your posts again...
by cant_stop_yawning2
You do see the trend there, right? No? Ok - do yourself a favor - no, seriously, because it seems you have some issues; highlight all of your posts on this talkback. See it now?
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everyone was anti-gay marriage and now people are afraid to even think like that.
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... and stabs Pattison in the neck with his little necklace dagger.
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Was follow American Idol for more then one season. Though I have probably lost 2 months of my life to being a black out drunk, so WHO KNOWS!
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For the makers of guy liner and that's just soooo gay but fabu!
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made out with guys before. Of course, when you're on 3 hits of acid and listening to Tool, it seems like a good idea. I don't regret it. I've never watched twilight. That's something I don't regret either.
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Getting screwed by a dude whilst past out = wrong place, wrong time.
Man I hated Catholic school. -
Pull up BSB's TB posts around election time. He's joking around you dumb fuck. He's one of the most hardcore equal rights advocates I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.....and he sucks a good dick.
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When assholes who don't get black out drunk complain and sit around and talk about how they don't understand how people let themselves get black out drunk. Those people are gay I'm sorry. Like they are all high and mighty with their drinking ability that they don't black out, those are the douchebags that sit around and hang off of people after 2 Bacardi's and cokes myfanwe talking about how hammered they are. These are also the people who are in charge of implementing don't drink and drive laws and propaganda. Telling someone not to drink and drive is just stupid, you need preventive action at bars.
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Fuck.........I'm just trying to comprehend that experience........FUCK.
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THAT is the voice that MUST be heard.
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May 19, 2009 11:46:42 PM CDT
Would preventive action at bars involve sodomy?
by dannyglovers_dickblood
While we're on the topic....has anyone here ever fucked a Mormon in the ass?
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While it's true BSB makes a shitload dumb, unsupported by facts or logic statements, he's in no way, shape or form homophobic, so calm down nancy boy.
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That was a pretty gay movie. I mean really gay movie. There is a scene with a dude giving himself a blowjob, now is that gay?
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At a Morman home, so I guess you could say I've been fucked in the ass by a Morman family.
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http://tinyurl.com/9cpeee
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That when I first read the title to this article I thought it was a new poster for the movie Moon. Need to see that bitch.
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Mormons dont want to get fucked in the ass, no stop man you are scaring off the ladies here. use decent language instead, like this: "has anyone here ever made love to a Mormon but in the wrong hole?" see thats better
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Ever allowed to know about/use the internet? AKA demon box.
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spread out the dicks, create some lady space
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Komodo Dragons. Those things are bad ass.
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oh shit that is like so disgusting, why would anyone do that?
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Bruce Dern is a close second. He is an edgy Mormon.
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Same guy - got kicked out for calling Herc and Harry industry tools - probably get kicked off again.
and DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD...uh, no real response to anything you've posted - you make my arguments for me. for that you have both my pity and my thanks, scumbag (not that there is anything wrong with being a scumbag).
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You need to see the last season of Nip/Tuck.
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I guess I should seek some out in my community and get their take on ass-fucking. For the record.
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http://tinyurl.com/oc5fp7
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A shit load of Mormon girls back in the day used to take a shot in the can beacuse they were "saving" themselves for marriage. We use to refer to Mesa AZ as the dirt
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i dont know why people like those ugly scary things
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ur kidding right?
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I mean sure they do in high school in college, but have you ever seen a Morman at work? Is Utah hiring right now?
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May 20, 2009 12:00:44 AM CDT
cant_stop_yawning2 -- I've never been kicked out pal.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
As they say "A club that would have me as a member must first gargle my semen," you're up to bat!!!!
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Slutty Morman's, but all the Morman's I've known are actually nice and positive people. Just like the people from South Park, for better or worse. Wait wait wait, no I think I've known some obviously inbreed ugly ass Mormons who were assholes and smelly.
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One down, 49 to go. Assuming Mormons are in all 50 states. I'm guessing there are no Euro-Mormons as that wouldn't make sense....
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Check out his posts - there is a trend; and, to be even handed, it isn't just BSB.
Here again, why are you guys so obsessed w/ gays? I mean, this a talkback about a poster for some lame tween vampire movie none of you (or maybe some of you, I guess?) are going to see and you can't stop talking about gays. Isn't it a little strange? Dunno - you must have your reasons. -
There are Euro-Mormons. I've seen'em, well at least in Italy.
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They are the second fastest growing relgion in the world. Aggresive recruitment works wonders. I've met Mormon missionaries in the bush in Africa. Surreal experience.
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May 20, 2009 12:06:36 AM CDT
Mitt Romney took his 8 year old niece to see Twilight....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
.....he gave it 4 out of 5 fingers.
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Nothing gay about finding out how Mormons feel about ass-fucking!
This is my life's work you are belittling here, sir!
HARUMPH!!! -
May 20, 2009 12:07:20 AM CDT
cant_stop_yawning2 -- do you prefer Latino men?
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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Nope not kidding
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Don't you get it? We are all gay. Well using the Oxford English Dictionary definition of it.
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My ass-fuck research just went Global!
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Have you met Tom Cruise and John Travolta in that closet?
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The Stephanie Miller story
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May 20, 2009 12:15:05 AM CDT
"When I first met Mrs Romney her quim was as tight as a drum."
by dannyglovers_dickblood
"Now I see the young, tender ass"
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I don't know if it is still this way but Mesa used to have teh second highest concentration of Mormons outside of Salt Lake City. Even if it's not that way anymore I would hazard a guess that it's still target heavy with the leather cheerio. Happy hunting soldier!
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Although I wonder if the African Mormons still have to make the pilgrimage to Utah?
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May 20, 2009 12:20:26 AM CDT
"Young Mormon gash takes me to absolute Melchizedek.....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
.....come to me my children."--Gov. Mitt Romney, 1999
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Actually the Mormons have to take the Hadjj to upstate New York. They have a whole thing going on there. The Angel Moroni flies out over a stadium like Tinkerbell at Disney Land.
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I remember that from Big Love! Makes my church look boring. There are only so many ways to kill a goat.
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Gave us Marriott. I wonder how they got the idea to have a building with identical rooms separate from each other?
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Do they perform this ceremony on those that pass away via foreordination anal splitting?
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Got to get back to the grindstone tomorrow at the youth counselor gig.
Just gotta hang the New Moon poster then off to dreamland..... -
May 20, 2009 12:29:30 AM CDT
There is a Mormon biblical term 'THE IRON ROD'
by dannyglovers_dickblood
They claim it represents an image from Lehi's dream in the Book of Mormon, meaning "the word of God" -suggesting security, but we all know its simply a symbolic term for MITT ROMNEY'S COCK.
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Who the fuck has time to care about all this religion mumbo jumbo? Like really, I don't know how people manage to watch 40 hours of tv a week and keep in touch with Allah?
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There's no better way to inflate your numbers then through anal sex and dead folks not of your relgion. It's super cool!
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And supposedly they are only allowed to fuck in the missionary position. Coincidence? I think not.
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Is that if your doing yard work they'll help and you don't have to pay. Sure they want to talk to you about the new testament of JC but tell them to hit the bricks and they leave.
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May 20, 2009 12:37:21 AM CDT
This sums up every angle of this TB!!! RESPECT!
by dannyglovers_dickblood
http://tinyurl.com/ov6pld
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo
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Then again, know thy enemy huh?
And to the others, about that Twilight Vs. Underworld thing? No contest. Kate Beckinsdale would ride ya like a wild multi-orgasmic untamed horse, while Krisen Stewart, beyond the overbite/pouty mouth would wimper and cry and little...'oh, it hurts...' -
Apparently, this part is ignored by a majority of Mormons, but it's in the book.
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two thumbs up
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the guy who buried the gold plates wasn;t Race Bannon from the old johnny Quest.Just try.
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The fuck?!? The RiffTrax was one of their better efforts, though. Shitastic movie.
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The actual town is a tiny shithole. Good pizza at one of the locals, despite the non-service. The real La Push is far more beautiful than wherever they filmed in the movie. The local rez residents let the "beach" (rocks covered in moss) get pretty trashy, though.
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I went for lunch with my ladyboy friend Phil Mcavity & I get back here to find you all upset & stuff.
My "brokeback mounting" was exactly that, a joke. You're right, it was "cheap & stupid", that's why I said it.
Why get so riled up 'cause I used a bit of wordplay on a movie that's had countless paraodies on TV & elsewhere?
Would you be so offended if I made a joke with a bit of sexual inneuendo about the boobs on an actress or something? I don't think so. -
is a joke among other things, mainly because its not natural
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What is your definition of natural? Humans have been enjoying homosexual relations since the beginning of written history, and undoubtedly before that as well.
And most people make jokes about things that make them feel uncomfortable or threatened. So.. -
May 20, 2009 1:46:04 AM CDT
And I realize that your statement in itself was a joke
by mofreefreckles
or at least I can hope.
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you should be watching True Blood
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"Yeah, man. Let's DP this bitch!"
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Every frame of these movies and every page of those books is designed to attract girls to the series.
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To find out why she hates herself so much, is so angry at her mother, and has a poor role model of a father to learn why she seeks closeness from "men" like these-- killers, non-human monsters.
She should just go on www.FindADate.com and get a "normal" guy. -
A V A T A Rdecembernothing else matters
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He drinks shitty beers and cleans his shotgun in the breakfast nook. And has a leatherman mustache.
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i'm so proud of her.
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And you fucks said that it would be better then ROTF?
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I decided to look in on this Talkback relating to a film that is clearly upstanding and moral. I'm glad to see a mainstream (not geek) site such as AICN acting as the marketing arm for a film with such a moral core. It is quite right that uppity feminists get put in their place, and realise that women can only come to define thesmselves in terms of their relationship with men. This is the natural order of things. However, I am disgusted to see that dangerous pervert Mr. Dickblood is up to his usual antics. There is nothing amusing about base immoral acts such as sodomy, and his predilication for such things is grossly offensive to anyone with a sense of decency. I wonder if Mr. Dickblood, who clearly is a fan of giving fellatio, has ever served time at Her Majesty's Pleasure because I feel that prison is the only fitting place for such an incorrigible degenerate.Society must be protected from such depraved individuals who lightly bander around terms such as "gay". It is wrong to use this word in place of stupid, for the simple reason that it devalues the insult and therefore makes it, and practices associated with it acceptable. Homosexuality is obviously a choice, and Mr. Dickblood's crusade is blatantly to make as many people choose to follow him into the dark portals of depravity. Quite why he feels a need to subvert the accepted status quo is a mystery to all right thinking people. Yours, Lord Jarv of Right-Wing-Bastardshire.
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this is AICN. Get a grip- especiallly you, can't stop yawning.
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is that the movie directed by that guy who hasn't done anything in 10 years and is using that brand new technology developed in 1950 called 3D? How do you spell disater? A-V-A-T-A-R.
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all the fukkers at the same time up, with just one bomb, wouldnt that be perfect in a perfect world?!;)
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Edumacate yourselves at thinkb4uspeak dot org! Wanda Sykes would never say anything hurtful... you shouldn't either.
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Why the fuck was I posting about fucking Thor?
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That's a long way to travel for pussy.
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But I will say it is heterosexually challenged.
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Because Thor is a sweet piece of ass!
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Goldilocks does have great buns.
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That is the name i was thinking of. This looks like a poster for a movie by David DeCoteau.
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...Stieg Larsson's The Girl With The Dradon Tattoo, does that make me not girly anymore because there are no stalking, sparkly vampires in it??? Huh??
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..^.....
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Except I am just to surprised to find a female TBer.
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when you all were in college and high school, you constantly harassed gay people and freely made jokes about them but now that times have changed and the tables have turned, you all now abide by these changes like the sheep you all are. Back then you had no free-will and now, you still dont have it.
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It isn't the book you're reading that makes you not girly.
It's the name "Jugs". I bet you do one hell of a beer burp!
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my money is on Jugs
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no one appreciates masterpieces anymore, i think Michael Bay is doing his evil laugh right about now.
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thats shocking i think, T4 looked 100 times better and it got BALE in it.
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Did you think it was going to be good?
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as good as you, you are always good and yummy.
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my bad
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You people fucking suck
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is gay and full of liberal shit that i cant take personally
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now work on 'disaster.'
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This TB is great lets not international eye candy or Ghostfuckers come near this TB okay?
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May 20, 2009 9:49:20 AM CDT
Wait...this sucks. What the Hell was I thinking?!? by Sequitur M
by arthurrex007
PIECE OF WHAT? She looks like she is sleepwalking thru everything I have ever seen her in
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This TB is being hijacked on so many other topics... I just figured I'd toss two more shrimps on the Barbie.
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...do Mormon Werewolves get opalescent? I wish one of those nasty-ass, bloody-spattered Eurotrash vamps from 30 Days of Night would just rip the throats out of the whole lot of these pansified LDS vamps and wolves. That or God and his wife would zap them all back to Planet Colu or wherever.
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I like the man and he's an intelligent critic but he's also the same person who liked Godfather III more than II and endorsed Speed II, which remains one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
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This isn't cool. So, AICN, no it AINT cool.
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Well ECM, there are some of us here who like it. That's why.
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You want us to play all nice about New Moon and you drop the f bombs and make homophobic comments in the Terminator TB? You set the tone for this site, take some responsibility for it.
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but what does the moon have to do with vampires? That's a werewolf thing. Don't tell me there's werewolves in Twilight, too because that would be gay.
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and bashed open the back of my head on the radiator. I'm typing this from the emergenrys roaym....
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It does have werewolves. And they are gay.
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That has "Gay Porn" written all over it.
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with a teenage Blacula. If not, I'm getting working on it right away. It's sure to make Oprah's book club.
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I've got to start saving some cash for the TB**Conti, I'm looking at you**
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And I am thinking the same thing as you.
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Then, we get fucking serious. Coke. Vodka. Al Jolson records = Twilight TB of professionalism.
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Just wait.
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May 20, 2009 8:14:57 PM CDT
Thats what happens when tween as goes soft....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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Until 11/20/2009. And then you'll see a TB that rivals even Baleback.
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http://tinyurl.com/raps5p
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i'm a girl (last i checked, which was three seconds ago) and while i wasn't the hugest, gushing, fangirly fan of twilight, i have to say that i'm glad that jacob isn't wearing that terrible wig this time, and that he buffed up.
in other news, robert pattinson is about as attractive as lung cancer... -
May 21, 2009 2:01:37 PM CDT
It's been a few days. Just thought I'd check in. Oh yeah, GAY.
by azultool
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Up towards the top, Mukhtabi made my jaw drop by writing: "The conflict of the story is all there. From my days at Film School, I can honestly say whoever made this poster really understands the artistic elements of photoshop."Wow, nice to know that the amazing "conflict of the story" and the gut-wrenching emotions that we can look forward to in the next installment of this truly shit series CENTERS ON THE EMOTIONAL DRAMA OF THREE PEOPLE STANDING STILL.As for the connection between someone being able to use Photoshop on their desktop and someone going to Film School, that's quite a reach to say the least. Well, unless you went to Film School and thought that your final project about three people standing in place was some kind of breakthrough demonstration of filmmaking genius.One letter sums up this poster: ZZZZZzzzzzzz
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