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More Poetry From Coach?? Sunday Brings CBS’ Three-Hour SURVIVOR TOCANTINS Finale!!

I am – Hercules!!




That poem from Coach on Thursday was CRAZY, man!

Who interrupts an network eviction ceremony with a poem?? The disgusted reaction from the jury, which has no use for Coach’s vote, was hilarious.


There was the timing of its recitation. Was Coach so certain of his doom? Or did he learn he was headed for eviction that night only when Jeff Probst allowed him his bizarre final moment as a player?


And don’t get me started on Coach’s inexplicable decision to go without food, water or sleep in the hours leading up to last week’s immunity challenge. Or his “dramatic” collapse upon losing to J.T.

I hope for his sake that a now-humbled Coach will take a very high road during the finalist interrogation, and I think he will.


We’ve still got three hours of “Survivor: Tocantins” ahead of us but only four contestants. Does this mean we’re only getting two finalists for the jury to vote on this season?

Predictions:


1) No matter what happens in the finale, I’m 100% convinced that either city slicker Stephen or cattle rancher J.T. will take home the million. Both men have now won individual immunities; Erinn and Taj have not. More importantly, both of the women see themselves as aligned with J.T. and Stephen, but the boys clearly share their deepest bond only with each other.


2) If hot hairdresser Erinn wins the next immunity, Grammy-nominated NFL bride Taj moves to the jury.


3) If any of the other three win the next immunity, Erinn moves to the jury.


4) If there’s a second immunity challenge and a woman wins it, Stephen moves to the jury and J.T. gets the million.


5) If the finalists are Stephen AND J.T., it all comes down to whether jury members’ respect for Stephen’s shady gameplay outweighs any anger they feel at being victimized by that gameplay.

Should be interesting. And even if it’s not we can still look forward to revisiting Erinn’s fabulous-babe competition at the evening-closing reunion show:


Sierra Reed, model
23, Los Angeles, CA


Sydney Wheeler, model
24, Raleigh, NC


Carolina Eastwood, bartender
26, West Hollywood, CA


Candace Smith, attorney
31, Dayton, OH

8 p.m. Sunday. CBS.


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I want Taj to win...
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
04:13:45 AM
Also, Sugar was hotter than all these chicks.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
04:19:05 AM
oh Candance...
by shazam7
May 17th, 2009
04:34:52 AM
The Women
by Incomplete Gamer
May 17th, 2009
04:41:26 AM
I wanted Coach to win..
by ian216a
May 17th, 2009
06:59:23 AM
p.s.
by ian216a
May 17th, 2009
07:00:25 AM
i think taj has a chance
by waynefoolx
May 17th, 2009
07:26:49 AM
Sugar was hotter than all these chick,
by nalapou
May 17th, 2009
08:08:22 AM
Torches
by Captain Papercut
May 17th, 2009
09:01:44 AM
re: The Women
by Moviegimp
May 17th, 2009
09:46:20 AM
This show still on?
by PennsyDeux
May 17th, 2009
10:09:58 AM
Are all those guys gay?
by johnnyangel
May 17th, 2009
10:45:32 AM
Coach is the man
by Vicconius
May 17th, 2009
11:15:10 AM
Taj has the idol
by ECUPirate71
May 17th, 2009
11:31:42 AM
ECUPirate71
by capocapocapo
May 17th, 2009
11:32:28 AM
Indeed, Sugar was the hottest thing ever on Survivor....
by Bunger!
May 17th, 2009
11:35:14 AM
Coach is a cock...
by dj_bollocks
May 17th, 2009
11:56:39 AM
I don't mind the commercials, the challenges though...
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
12:03:48 PM
need to have a final 2
by NinjaChampion
May 17th, 2009
12:40:54 PM
If produced TV shows...
by TJ Donkey Show
May 17th, 2009
01:30:07 PM
Colleen is still the hottest Survivor ever.
by Monkeybrains
May 17th, 2009
02:31:02 PM
Sierra was hot!
by lockesbrokenleg
May 17th, 2009
03:41:18 PM
Don't jinx it, NapPark.
by Flim Springfield
May 17th, 2009
04:36:49 PM
Sierra Coach and JT
by jonsnow
May 17th, 2009
04:38:14 PM
Johnnyangel..
by ian216a
May 17th, 2009
05:04:11 PM
Coach is a classic.
by lockesbrokenleg
May 17th, 2009
05:10:23 PM
Come to think of it
by ian216a
May 17th, 2009
05:12:29 PM
Coach has to be the Biggest Tool Ever in SURVIVOR history
by SpyGuy
May 17th, 2009
05:24:13 PM
I'd rather see smart players than "characters" like Coach.
by Flim Springfield
May 17th, 2009
05:33:52 PM
JUST A NOTE TO ALL WARRIORS!!!
by HercsShowerRadio
May 17th, 2009
05:55:43 PM
Amber is the hottest Survivor
by Chain
May 17th, 2009
06:16:41 PM
COACH IS A DAMN PROFESSIONAL!!
by lockesbrokenleg
May 17th, 2009
06:22:15 PM
Beware, Jimmy Fallon said he wanted in on...
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
07:00:31 PM
Not a huge fan of obstacle course challenges, but...
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
07:19:24 PM
And it looks like this will be a relatively boring finale.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
07:21:05 PM
I tell you what, if my principal was as hot as Debbie...
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
07:29:57 PM
I swear to god, I'm the kiss of death.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
07:34:14 PM
Bu-wha? Did they not see Erinn almost win immunity?
by Flim Springfield
May 17th, 2009
07:36:58 PM
Taj didn't need the money though.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
07:37:17 PM
Stephen's gonna turn on JT if he's smart.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
07:39:33 PM
Stephen is kind of a douche
by lockesbrokenleg
May 17th, 2009
07:40:18 PM
Boobs.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
07:45:35 PM
Now THIS is a challenge.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
08:03:12 PM
Shit.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
08:04:07 PM
We've got a blah finish for sure now.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
08:06:04 PM
The ball challenge was cool.
by Flim Springfield
May 17th, 2009
08:06:39 PM
It would be so awesome if they had...
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
08:16:01 PM
Man Taj looked hurt.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
08:36:42 PM
ERIN YOU SUCK!!!
by lockesbrokenleg
May 17th, 2009
08:37:07 PM
I doubt she will. ;)
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
08:38:19 PM
God, Public Enemies is gonna be good.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
08:39:47 PM
Coach actually sounded decent there
by lockesbrokenleg
May 17th, 2009
08:48:12 PM
How did Coach survive without WoW for 39 days?
by Flim Springfield
May 17th, 2009
08:48:45 PM
Well that was disappointing.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
08:49:03 PM
WoW?
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
08:50:04 PM
I wanted to see Stephen and Taj
by lockesbrokenleg
May 17th, 2009
08:51:43 PM
AHAHAHA wonder what Taj thinks of Stephen now...
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
08:53:54 PM
Did anyone lose the HD feed?
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
08:58:57 PM
Yep, they had a technical glitch there coming off the break.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
09:00:19 PM
TALLY HO!
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
09:02:01 PM
Gee, what a shock.
by lockesbrokenleg
May 17th, 2009
09:09:37 PM
"Did they not see Erinn almost win immunity?"
by Big Jim
May 17th, 2009
09:10:23 PM
I'll say it again, man, Debbie is nice to look at.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
09:16:11 PM
Speaking of hot women
by Big Jim
May 17th, 2009
09:17:02 PM
Forget putting Coach in All-Stars
by Big Jim
May 17th, 2009
09:25:45 PM
"Whichever one you are."
by MichaelM
May 17th, 2009
09:27:29 PM
Nice pubestache there, chief.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
09:30:46 PM
I'd so watch Coach of Love.
by lockesbrokenleg
May 17th, 2009
09:32:42 PM
Does he not have pics or videos?
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
09:39:49 PM
"Author of my book"
by Big Jim
May 17th, 2009
09:44:52 PM
Does that mean Coach has a biography coming out
by Big Jim
May 17th, 2009
09:45:38 PM
They need to go 90 min. finale / 90 minute reunion.
by Flim Springfield
May 17th, 2009
09:46:12 PM
Dunno, but I wanna read it.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
09:46:35 PM
Coach Has Pics & Videos...
by DarthRambo
May 17th, 2009
09:47:34 PM
Bryant Gumbel was worse than Rosie. Did he even watch the show?
by Flim Springfield
May 17th, 2009
09:48:49 PM
I remember when they didn't even have reunion shows
by lockesbrokenleg
May 17th, 2009
09:55:57 PM
Fuck yes. SAMOA.
by Shermdawg
May 17th, 2009
09:57:20 PM
Necklace looks like Regis & Kelly.
by Flim Springfield
May 17th, 2009
09:58:23 PM
no scriptgirl talkback = me shooting myself
by BillboeFett
May 18th, 2009
01:48:39 AM
No poems tonight
by so_here_I_am
May 18th, 2009
02:39:20 AM
ClarenceBeaks: No one wins SURVIVOR: AICN except Joss Whedon
by SpyGuy
May 18th, 2009
10:12:06 AM
sweaty
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:49:38 AM
red
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:49:50 AM
right
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:49:59 AM
right
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:50:07 AM
right
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:50:11 AM
right
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:50:24 AM
2
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:50:36 AM
right
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:50:51 AM
right
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:51:03 AM
internet
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:51:12 AM
right
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:51:24 AM
right
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:51:32 AM
survivor tocantins
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:51:46 AM
2
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:59:30 AM
right
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:59:48 AM
right
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
10:59:58 AM
survivor
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
11:00:07 AM
sur
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
11:20:05 AM
name
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
11:20:14 AM
name
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
11:20:27 AM
s2
by astrologic25
May 18th, 2009
11:20:35 AM
BAN astrologic25
by Shermdawg
May 18th, 2009
11:33:11 AM
Coach's book:
by Fletcher_Hanks
May 18th, 2009
11:33:28 AM
Parvati still the hottest Survivor
by the_juicy_box_of_megan_fox
May 18th, 2009
12:20:54 PM
"BAN astrologic25"
by Big Jim
May 18th, 2009
03:56:50 PM

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