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Hell of Unwanted Remakes Part 2: CLIFFHANGER To Dangle Once More!!

Published at:  May 14, 2009 11:26:22 AM CDT


Merrick here...



I AM LEGEND & FAST & FURIOUS producer Neal Moritz is revamping Renny Harlin's 1993 Stallone-vs-mountain thriller CLIFFHANGER.

A big-budget international action-adventure thriller set in a big mountain milieu, the makeover of Renny Harlin's 1993 pic will center on a group of young climbers.

"Just as they rebooted 'Star Trek,' we're going to do the same with 'Cliffhanger,' " said Moritz, who will produce. Unlike the original, where Italy stood in for the Colorado Rockies, the new redo looks set to feature multiple cliff-face locations.


...says THIS VARIETY WRITE-UP.

Although it evidently has something of a following, I was never a huge fan of the original CLIFFHANGER. Didn't hate it, didn't love it. I recall Lithgow being swishy and rather ineffectual as the villain, although I do remember the ending fight...didn't it involve some sort of rope ladder-thing?...being pretty cool.

And, with all respect to Neal, rebooting CLIFFHANGER is in no way similar to re-approaching STAR TREK in notion, significance, or scale.

If memory serves, a Stallone-starring sequel to the original film was actually mulled - something about a dam if rumors were correct/if I recall accurately. From what Moritz is saying above, doesn't sound like this will play into the new film at all.













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  • May 14, 2009 11:26:17 AM CDT

    CLIFFHANGER does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Holy fuck we were just discussing CLIFFHANGER in the EXPENDABLES tb.
    DIE HARD on a mountain, but one of Stallone's best regardless.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:27:03 AM CDT

    First Again!

    by djeagles11

  • May 14, 2009 11:27:07 AM CDT

    NO SEQUEL, NO SLY, NO BOTHER.

    by shermdawg

    And yes, the first was fantastic.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:29:25 AM CDT

    The best things about Cliffhanger...

    by i am rocko

    ...was its trailer, if you can find it (you tube?) check it out...made it look amazing (although I enjoyed the film, fun action flick- Stallone on top form)

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  • May 14, 2009 11:29:51 AM CDT

    how could you not enjoy Cliffhanger Merrick?

    by just pillow talk

    Lithgow was over-the-top villiany goodness...Way stupid idea, but what else is new from Hollywood.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:30:13 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    It was also noted that Stallone's CLIFFHANGER was cut to fuck by the censors.
    The theatrical cut was considerably harder than the video release, and apparently there's another unreleased cut that's harder still.
    If this remake means somone gets off their ass and releases an uncut version of CLIFFHANGER on Blu Ray then that might be a bonus.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:31:29 AM CDT

    HOLLYWOOD MUST DIE

    by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights

    Your remakes are making me want to come down to Los Angeles, tear off each of the letters on your fucking Hollywood sign, and then head down to the studios where I'll GTA my way through each and every person I see before waging war Stallone style on your offices.This must stop.Don't make me bring the pain.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:32:48 AM CDT

    Call it Vertical Limit.

    by knuckleduster

    And cast that kid who played Robin.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:33:42 AM CDT

    "We're making a movie, you know like The Godfather, but with cli

    by irc-hollywood

    There'll be some hanging as well.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:33:50 AM CDT

    i'm tired of the "reboot" bullshit

    by haterofcrap

    stupid word...when you reboot a fuckin computer the same exact thing loads up.. nothing new happens. and its the same with movies.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:34:17 AM CDT

    just call it a different fucking name for fuck's sake

    by the cabin boy

    Reboot Cliffhanger? What the fuck is there to reboot? Does every movie that comes out now have to be tenuously connected to some pre-existing thing? Just give it a different fucking title. Like there can be only one movie about mountain climbers? ugh

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  • May 14, 2009 11:35:21 AM CDT

    just send Kiefer to headbutt all of Hollywood

    by just pillow talk

    and have him change his legal name to Jack Bauer.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:36:09 AM CDT

    Mountain Hanger okay?

    by just pillow talk

    Hill top dangler?

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  • May 14, 2009 11:37:20 AM CDT

    Neal Moritz is an IDIOT! NO Cliffhanger re-boot PLEASE!

    by abking

    CLIFFHANGER is one of the greatest action/adventure movies ever made...from top notch action, to great score, amazing special effect, over-the-top stunts...you name it and you got it with this SUMMER film. The villains were awesome too. WE DO NOT NEED TO SEE THIS FILM REBOOTED! Mortz is a FUCKING ASSHOLE...and for even compairing it to TREK!

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  • May 14, 2009 11:40:34 AM CDT

    ""Just as they rebooted 'Star Trek,'...

    by big jim

    "...we're going to do the same with 'Cliffhanger,'"Yeah, because they are exactly the same. Star Trek is a TV show turned film franchise turned TV franchise turned extended film franchise turned reboot of original series franchise with a prequel.Cliffhanger is a 16 year old movie. That's it. No sequel, no trilogy, no franchise, no mythology. How does REMAKING the film constitute a "reboot"? You "reboot" a long-running series; you "remake" stand-alone films. Egads I hate corporate muckety-mucks and their random tossing about of buzzwords like a monkey flinging its own feces.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:42:09 AM CDT

    ''pic will center on a group of young climbers''

    by wolverines_leaky_workprint

    FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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  • May 14, 2009 11:43:15 AM CDT

    HUH?! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU REMAKE PERFECTION?!

    by stuntcock mike

  • May 14, 2009 11:44:30 AM CDT

    ARE YOU HIGH Moritz? Comparing these two?

    by billymayeshere

    Star Trek to Cliffhanger????? R U Fucking High?
    ... Oh, MORE cliff-face locations? Yeah, that should do it. I'm in - You dope.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:44:47 AM CDT

    This is like AMC!

    by the reluctant austinite

    "Predator 2" is an American Movie Classic? Christ, I'm pretty sure you have go back at least 30 or 40 years to be considered "a classic" let alone consider the quality of said film. "Cliffhanger" was released in the damn 90s! To me it's still basically a "new" movie. If you want to make a new mountain movie, fine. The mountain movie is underused subgenre, but I see absolutely no reason to reboot something that was never rusty in the first place.

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  • May 14, 2009 11:55:50 AM CDT

    So Nero will go back and alter the time line?

    by indyabbey jones

    might make for an interesting sci fi mountain movie...hopefully they can get sly to appaear, but who would they get to play young sly?seriously i already hate this movie based on the fact that the producer equates rebooting a one note 90's movie to rebooting the almost 50 year old star trek franchise that included 5 shows and 10 movies worth of continuity...what a pretentious douche bag

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  • May 14, 2009 11:59:11 AM CDT

    CLIFFHANGER was a huge hit in Italy. True story.

    by flickapoo

  • May 14, 2009 12:00:13 PM CDT

    What

    by omar b

    Why would they do this, really?

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  • May 14, 2009 12:00:58 PM CDT

    should have remade I Am Sam instead

    by kafka07

    because that would be less retarded than this idea. Why not just make a Cliffhanger sequel instead of a revamp? That wouldn't be as bad, especially with Stallone on a roll. Revamps for franchises like Star Trek or Batman make sense, but not for Cliffhanger. It's just plain fucking weird.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:01:02 PM CDT

    This remake stuff is getting funny

    by cherryvalance

    This makes as much sense as the Drop Dead Fred one. Both movies have their fans but weren't huge. Neither really needs improvement and yet here are remakes. But for who? That's the question. Who are they making these for? Noobs? Or are they going after fans for some kind of nostalgia thing? I really don't get the motivation.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:02:43 PM CDT

    Rock climbing-centric action flick=very cool...but...

    by flickapoo

    ...why get CLIFFHANGER involved? Just make a fresh one for fuck's sake. I know, I know...name recognition bla, bla, bla...

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  • May 14, 2009 12:06:19 PM CDT

    just combine them all

    by just pillow talk

    Have Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde after some money for a cure, but run across some kid who lives in a cabin next door to some vampires, all on top of a mountain. Warwick Davis plays every part.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:07:36 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger had a GREAT opening scene

    by chimpjnr

    The suspense and pacing was first rate.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:08:08 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger rules

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    Neil Moritz does not.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:08:54 PM CDT

    This is the funniest thing Ive EVER heard

    by tomdolan04

    Forget all the shitty remakes and reimaginings and reboots that have gone before.

    My brain has melted at how retarded this is. The original was a fun enough romp but jesus fecking christ these guys are high.

    In the coming months we'll seriously have to hear these guys about 'wanting to preserve the mythology and respect and build...blah blah blah'. ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHHHGHH IT WAS A DUMB STALLONE VEHICLE MADE OK BY THAT IT WAS STALLONE HAMMING IT

    Whats next - Last Boy Scout remake? Last Action Hero????

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  • May 14, 2009 12:12:42 PM CDT

    Can they please issue the UNCUT version of Cliffhanger first!?

    by ogreyouasshole

  • May 14, 2009 12:20:11 PM CDT

    You know what I liked?...SHOOT TO KILL...the one with...

    by flickapoo

    ...Tom Berenger and Sidney Poitier. While whe're on the topic of wilderness based action flicks...

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  • May 14, 2009 12:23:03 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger was fucking cool! John Lithgow ruled!

    by motoko kusanagi

    Who the fuck cares about a "reboot" without sly?It would look like VERTICAL LIMIT - PART 2.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:23:19 PM CDT

    CLIFFHANGER was pretty good, BUT...

    by uberman

    there has never been an entirely convincing survival movie set in the high mountains. They have tried, but I've never seen the kind of blood and guts epic done using the mountains as a backdrop. If they can (they wont) pull it off, that would be great.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:26:17 PM CDT

    Someone needs to do for rock climbing what THE...

    by flickapoo

    ...DESCENT did for spelunking. They need to do it now. And I didn't even realize it needed doing until just now.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:26:58 PM CDT

    cliffhangers a classic

    by theexterminator

    you can't even remember the film? shakes head

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  • May 14, 2009 12:26:58 PM CDT

    ...THE ASCENT maybe?

    by flickapoo

  • May 14, 2009 12:27:12 PM CDT

    Neal Moritz you are a FUCKING HACK

    by d.vader

    As creatively braindead as the producers behind the F13 and Nightmare on Elm Street remakes. Fucking piece of shit, you don't deserve to be a successful producer with your unoriginal ideas.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:30:46 PM CDT

    will they be attacked by....

    by gavinvandraven

    CARNIVOROUS MUTANT MOUNTAIN GOATS???? it be kinda like THE DESCENT, except on a mountain.... or BLACK SHEEP, cept... on a mountain.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:32:32 PM CDT

    fuck. that was an original idea.....

    by gavinvandraven

    somebody gonna make mad bank at my expense. i wonder when my "zombies on a submarine" movie is coming out? thats right, i want my movie check when it happens!

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  • May 14, 2009 12:33:53 PM CDT

    GavinVanDraven - They'll never make it...

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    It's not a reboot.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:36:17 PM CDT

    GavinVanDraven...sure, that could work...have you...

    by flickapoo

    ...ever been out drinking with a mountain goat? Those guys are fucking WEIRD.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:39:00 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    'spelunking' - Flickapoo are you back to what Catholics get up to in their sleep?

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  • May 14, 2009 12:43:00 PM CDT

    ...always Cobra.

    by flickapoo

  • May 14, 2009 12:45:45 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Merrick, i'm guessing you only saw the tamed-down home version of CLIFFHANGER?
    Remember back in the day there were a whole string of 'DIE HARD on a...' movies.
    UNDER SIEGE (..on a boat), PASSENGER 57 (..on a plane), CLIFFHANGER (..on a mountain). Prob a few others too.
    CLIFFHANGER was definitely the best of 'em. I'd go so far to say it was actually better than DIE HARD 2.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:46:36 PM CDT

    yeah i drank with a goat once

    by gavinvandraven

    he kept wanting me to throw him the football....

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  • May 14, 2009 12:46:43 PM CDT

    To justify it...

    by brattyben

    just because Star Trek did it, is a pretty weak excuse to make a movie. AARRRRGGGHHH!!!!! Hate these rehasmakeimaginings.

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  • May 14, 2009 12:50:43 PM CDT

    ...so back to 'spelunking'...

    by flickapoo

    ...if a Catholic dreams of spelunking in his sleep is it still not a sin?

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  • May 14, 2009 12:59:03 PM CDT

    Did he seriously compare cliffhanger to Star Trek?

    by robotdevil007

    Wow. That's some serious balls on that guy.

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  • May 14, 2009 1:00:40 PM CDT

    Isn't this dickhead remaking The Towering Inferno?

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    Someone needs to rub this blokes nose in his own shit.

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  • May 14, 2009 1:01:57 PM CDT

    and much like

    by flyingcircus

    we did with Star Trek, we aim to reinvigorate the "Breakin'" franchise with a reboot of "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo." It will be darker and edgier, but still retain the original's playful dance moves.

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  • May 14, 2009 1:03:13 PM CDT

    I am not the droid-

    by flyingcircus

    Yes, only this time it will be called "The Big Flamer."

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  • May 14, 2009 1:06:47 PM CDT

    BREAKIN sucked. I'm a BEAT STREET man myself.

    by flickapoo

  • May 14, 2009 1:07:27 PM CDT

    "The Big Flamer"

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    Starring Harvey Fierstein

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  • May 14, 2009 1:09:51 PM CDT

    Hilarious

    by kwisatzhaderach

  • May 14, 2009 1:15:00 PM CDT

    is it April 1st?

    by tensticks

    What happened to the Revenge of the Nerds, My Bodyguard, and Adventures in Babysitting remakes?

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  • May 14, 2009 1:21:26 PM CDT

    Nooooooo!!!

    by turdontherun

    Not another fucking remake!!! this movie is not even 20 years old, and was pretty good first time round. Hollywood, you are officially creatively bankrupt. Remake some of Stallone's crappier movies if you must; leave this alone. How about a remake of Rhinestone, eh? Starring Miley Cyrus and Christian Bale! Or The Party at Kitty and Studs (rated PG-13,of course; no male sausage allowed). Starring Shia Le Beef as the 'stud'. Both directed by lengendary pizza hut fan and all round auteur - McG!!

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  • May 14, 2009 1:24:30 PM CDT

    from the genius that brought you STEALTH

    by darkartist

  • May 14, 2009 1:25:54 PM CDT

    How about "Eiger Sanction 2"?

    by drmorbius

    ...its not your fathers Eiger Sanction!!!

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  • May 14, 2009 1:27:09 PM CDT

    Fuck Cliffhanger! Where's TORQUE 2?

    by darkartist

  • May 14, 2009 1:27:14 PM CDT

    Doesn't make any sense

    by charlie_allnut

    By reboot do they mean remake? By remake do they mean use the title and the premise of action in the mountains? Cliffhanger was a fun movie, but it lives in the late 80's early 90's era of action flicks when everything was a Die Hard rip off. Just make an original action movie involving mountains and climbers.

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  • May 14, 2009 1:27:47 PM CDT

    Absolutely terrible, WHY?

    by cecil_vagpie

    Stallone has a film called 'The Dam' listed as in development on IMDB. i wonder if he is still toying with the idea?
    Gonna ask him Harry?

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  • May 14, 2009 1:29:12 PM CDT

    is Stallone Gabe Walker Prime?

    by coltrautman

  • May 14, 2009 1:30:14 PM CDT

    MAKE A SEQUEL WITH STALLONE!!!

    by coltrautman

    Sly is still in great shape and his name is back with Rocky,Rambo, Expendables..

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  • May 14, 2009 1:30:17 PM CDT

    "Reboot"??? Excuse me?

    by spandau belly

    Seriously, the appeal of this movie was:A) Stallone and B)That it was perfectly excecuted.People aren't still talking the characters or the vast world of this movie the way they talk about Batman or James Bond, they talk about it being a perfectly done actionner.I'm not saying a new good movie about mountainclimbing couldn't be made. I'm sure it could. So why not just do that?

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  • May 14, 2009 1:34:25 PM CDT

    Renny Harlin

    by imagin78

    What the fuck happened to Renny Harlin? He made two great action films with "Die Hard 2" and "Cliffhanger" then he married Geena Davis. Someone needs to reboot him.

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  • May 14, 2009 1:35:27 PM CDT

    Neil Moritz is doing a modernized biopic of FDR

    by darkartist

    Roosevelt fills his cabinet with red hot bikini-clad bitches and spends his days smoking pot from a corn-cob pipe, tearing ass around the oval office in a rocket propelled wheelchair and blasting Ludacris music so loud the windows shake

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  • May 14, 2009 1:42:24 PM CDT

    FlickaPoo

    by stuntcock mike

    RIGHT ON! Shoot to Kill is an excellent flick.

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  • May 14, 2009 1:48:58 PM CDT

    This is a joke, right?

    by abominable snowcone

    The first one was a fine action thriller. Not Stallone's best, but he made it enjoyable. And Janine Turner was masturbation fodder. Harlin did this movie right after Die Harder, correct? Slam the guy all you want, but I liked these two movies.

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  • May 14, 2009 1:49:30 PM CDT

    Whoever Shoots The Most Steriods, Wins!

    by thepilgrim

  • May 14, 2009 1:50:13 PM CDT

    coltrautman

    by abominable snowcone

    "Gabe Walker Prime." Heh heh.
    Bale smiles upon you

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  • May 14, 2009 1:50:21 PM CDT

    Reboot what?

    by vesuvio

    Is rebooting already a synonym to "remaking"? You know what, fuck it. Fuck it all.

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  • May 14, 2009 1:50:23 PM CDT

    *Cough* I mean "Human Growth Hormone"

    by thepilgrim

  • May 14, 2009 1:50:43 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger Was Nothing More Than A Fun, Mindless Action Flick

    by acquanetta

    It didn't revolutionize anything or set the world on fire, which is why it doesn't warrant a sequel w/Sly, a prequel, or a remake/reboot. Cliffhanger's main claim to fame is that it's one of Stallone's few 90's movies that actually worked.

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  • May 14, 2009 1:52:00 PM CDT

    fucking Remake The Munchies and Mac and Me

    by thepilgrim

    Jesus, make the bad movies good. That's a real challenge.

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  • May 14, 2009 1:53:53 PM CDT

    "A Rope Bridge Too Far"

    by bookonbob

    The really need to stop doing this.

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  • May 14, 2009 1:55:32 PM CDT

    ThePilgrim

    by darkartist

    I couldn't agree with you more. Remake a bad movie and you have something to improve upon. Remaking a classic is a fool's folly

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  • May 14, 2009 1:57:54 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger 2010: Stop Or My Mom Will Climb!

    by thepilgrim

    Sure Stallone Survived Lithgow, but can he Survive Mom? Rockface in Granny Pantys. This time it's Personal.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:03:40 PM CDT

    What the World Needs Now

    by tinkertiw

    Thank God they're finally getting around to this. I can't tell you how often someone has said to me what they'd really like to see is an updated CLIFFHANGER. Or better yet, a re-imagining! Thank you, Hollywood. Thank you! Thank you! And while you're at it, how 'bout an updated COMMANDO? I mean, who even remembers Schwarzenegger anymore?

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  • May 14, 2009 2:04:03 PM CDT

    yeah this was remade already...

    by mamboman

    into that crappy Vertical Limit. Ripped off a lot of the same shots from Cliffhanger.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:04:13 PM CDT

    Great. Another forced franchise spun from a decent movie.

    by mr nicholas

  • May 14, 2009 2:05:04 PM CDT

    JANINE FUCKING TURNER

    by azultool

    Real hot back in the day. Loved her in Northern Exposure. I guess she's kicking around on TV now. I saw her on some fucking laxative, or herpes medication commercial. The sad thing was, I don't know if she appeared in the spot as Janine Turner: celebrity spokesperson, or just random laxative/herpes spokesperson. Will they ever be able to cast someone as hot as she used to be in this reboot?...No

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  • May 14, 2009 2:11:02 PM CDT

    Vertical Limit rules

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    Especially Scott Glenns nubby feet. The only watchable flick with Chris O'Donnell in it.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:15:24 PM CDT

    Neal Moritz should be dragged from his office

    by d.vader

    And burned at the stake for being such a fucking idiot.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:19:11 PM CDT

    San Moritz..... Fuck You

    by darfurontherocks2

    Cliffhanger was a stellar movie BTW...

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  • May 14, 2009 2:19:52 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger II: Rucker's Revenge

    by darfurontherocks2

  • May 14, 2009 2:20:15 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger II: Hang 10

    by darfurontherocks2

  • May 14, 2009 2:20:32 PM CDT

    This is ridiculous.

    by a goonie

    I'm a fan of the original Cliffhanger and love action flicks on mountains, but a reboot of this movie is just lazy, lame, and more than a little moronic. You can't replace Stallone, so doing a Cliffhanger reboot seems pretty self-defeating. Why not make, oh I don't know, another mountain-based action movie that has nothing to do with Cliffhanger?!? Is the Cliffhanger name such a big deal to modern moviegoers that it will send them flocking to the multiplex any more than a non-Cliffhanger-titled mountain flick? Wasn't Stallone that movie's biggest selling point? I like the idea of another mountain action flick, but this reeks of Hollywood stupidity. Instead of trying to make a new franchise, let's just slap the title of a 90s action flick on our movie and call it a "reboot." Because that's the word of the day.Oh, and comparing a Cliffhanger reboot to the Star Trek reboot is pretty fucking hilarious.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:21:20 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger II: Mountain Outta a Mole Hill

    by darfurontherocks2

  • May 14, 2009 2:24:34 PM CDT

    the most absurd remake of them all

    by donduck

    Producer Neil Moritz is making it as this was as IMPORTANT as Star Trek. I couldn't stop laughing. it's so damn silly.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:27:31 PM CDT

    Star Trek comparison

    by beezbo

    That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Who isn't salivating at the thought of "Cliffhanger" with younger characters?

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  • May 14, 2009 2:30:00 PM CDT

    Vertical Limit blows

    by just pillow talk

    Chris O'Donnell has never been in a good movie.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:35:32 PM CDT

    Daylight (1996)

    by maxbrown

    Daylight was originally developed as a sequel to Cliffhanger, I recall reading way back when. I can't remember why it wasn't completed as such.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:44:05 PM CDT

    JPT - Vertical Limit blows, but in a craptastic way

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    I never said it's good. I said it's watchable.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:45:08 PM CDT

    Daylight is a decent film as well.

    by stuntcock mike

    Well, I fucking liked it.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:50:49 PM CDT

    Daylight was awesome at the cinema

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    When I watched it on video a few years later it sucked mightily. Not sure how that happened.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:50:52 PM CDT

    Walker, you resilient bastard!!!

    by thelastboyscout

    Lithgow is the truth in Cliffhanger. As is Rooker.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:54:45 PM CDT

    "You want to kill me don't you?"

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    "Well take a number and get in line!" Lithgow was genius in that.

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  • May 14, 2009 2:59:00 PM CDT

    I have an AB King sort of love for Cliffhanger

    by morganleafy

    Stallone's best. Not kidding

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  • May 14, 2009 2:59:06 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger 2: Rise of the Mountain

    by prossor

  • May 14, 2009 3:00:46 PM CDT

    I imagine it went like this.....

    by otm shank

    Moritz: I got this great idea. An action movie that takes place on a mountain. We'll call it Cliffhanger! Get it? Huh? Huh?
    Studio guy: They already made that movie in the 90's. It starred Stallone.
    Moritz: Ohhhhhhhh. Well let's just call it a reboot and cast GAP models.
    CHA-CHING BABY!

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  • May 14, 2009 3:00:54 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger 2: Three Men in a Log Cabin

    by prossor

    rated NC-17

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  • May 14, 2009 3:03:27 PM CDT

    SUITS, SOCKS, 100 MILLION DOLLARS, THE USUAL.

    by maxcalifornia.

    Lithgow was hilarious in this movie, and Sly knocked it out of the park. Wasn't this one a comeback for Sly? (One of many, I know)

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  • May 14, 2009 3:12:49 PM CDT

    TV remaking "The Fall Guy"

    by flyingcircus

    only updated for modern times. Since stuntmen are not needed anymore in this CGI-driven industry, the new show will be titled "The Digitally Rotoscoped Guy." It will be decidedly less exciting.

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  • May 14, 2009 3:24:11 PM CDT

    There was a Clifhanger reboot.

    by ricarleite2

    It was called Ace Ventura 2.

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  • May 14, 2009 3:27:08 PM CDT

    DAYLIGHT does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Interesting to hear that DAYLIGHT might originally have been a sequel to CLIFFHANGER.
    I can sorta see that. It did feature a rock climber, played by a rather young Viggo Mortensen, and Sly's 'average joe' character in it was pretty similar to Walker.

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  • Why do they have to "re-imagine" everything? Surely there are dozens of rock-climbing/mountain-climbing novels out there waiting to be adapted, or dozens of writers who could come up with a new story without piggybacking onto the original.This is actually a good case for protesting the remake parade--in this case, the original is a good, fun film, but not a cherished icon of cinema. So it cuts to the real issue--the problem isn't that they're messing with a classic, but that they have such a screwed up, lazy, pathetic approach to filmmaking:First movie exciting. Do it again. Keep costs low with young, bland cast. Cut exciting trailer. Release on slow week. Make a profit. Harm artistic soul of humanity in small, incremental way. Move on.

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  • May 14, 2009 3:32:29 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    colTrautman, agreed if they prepped it quickly Sly himself could actually do a sequel - playing Walker again as a rather more grizzled mountain guide. He's still got the physique to pull it off.
    Someone get Renny Harlin on the phone, make this movie happen - CLIFFHANGER II: HANG HARDER.

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  • May 14, 2009 3:35:34 PM CDT

    "Kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, and you're a c

    by nasty in the pasty

    "Go figgah!"Cliffhanger was Renny Harlin's last great (or even watchable) movie, so its baffling why they'd use the same name for a compltely unrelated mountail-climbing movie. It's not like the film was THAT successful ($80 million wasn't even that big in '93). Plus, a BIG part of the appeal of the first was it's you-are-there verismilitude (that opening sequence is legitimately terrifying), and you just KNOW this new version will be CGI'd all to hell. Even the lousy Vertical Limit (which had virtually the exact same opening as Cliffhanger, yet bungled it so badly that it was unintentionally hilarious), which was relased a scant seven years later, was filled with unconvincing computer graphics and green screen effects. Leave one of Sly's only decent post-80's action vehicles alone and make something NEW, for Christ's sake!

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  • May 14, 2009 3:36:09 PM CDT

    onquer!"

    by nasty in the pasty

    Fuckin' subject limit that won't tell you when to stop...

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  • May 14, 2009 3:44:36 PM CDT

    I forgot Viggo was in that one Cobra.

    by stuntcock mike

    May have to do a double feature this weekend.

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  • May 14, 2009 3:45:59 PM CDT

    Reboot Airborne!

    by jaysin420

    I mean it's basically the Star Trek of skater movies.

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  • May 14, 2009 3:48:57 PM CDT

    WHHY?!?!?!?!?

    by arteska

    I feel like typing up something winded and indignant but the stupidity of this has defeated my will to do so. Cliffhanger is one of the best action flicks of the early 90s though (and is severely diminished if not on the big screen). Guess I did it anyway.

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  • May 14, 2009 4:11:29 PM CDT

    I loved Cliffhanger!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    One of the best Stallone movies. Why don't they just do a sequel? Janine Turner needs work.

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  • May 14, 2009 4:15:53 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger is fantastic.

    by thebearovingian

    Great movie. NO SEQUEL!

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  • May 14, 2009 4:27:48 PM CDT

    I Never Realized

    by raromo

    How much I enjoy mountain climbing suspense movies until I recently re-saw Cliffhanger and Vertical Limit (love them both, but Vertical Limit's a bit better). I don't see the point in remaking Cliffhanger rather than just coming up with a new plot, but it would be nice to again see people sliding across hard-pack snow, then dangling off the edge of a cliff. Just something about it.

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  • May 14, 2009 4:29:03 PM CDT

    The person to person plane transfer

    by lockesbrokenleg

    was done FOR REAL!! It was the first time anyone had ever accomplished that, and they got in the Guinness Book of Records.

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  • May 14, 2009 4:31:51 PM CDT

    And That Other Movie

    by raromo

    That came out a few years ago, a quasi-documentary, where the two actual survivors of a mountain climbing disaster talk about what happened, while actors recreate the scenes. I know, sounds no good, but it was actually fascinating. Why aren't there more mountain climbing movies?

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  • May 14, 2009 4:34:27 PM CDT

    how long before a re-imagining of Independence Day?

    by cedar_room

    this shit is going too far

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  • May 14, 2009 4:41:46 PM CDT

    Loved Cliffhanger

    by quandrax

    Rented it a few months ago, and watched it again. Awesome 90's action pic. But, they need to slow-mo everything to remain faithful.

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  • May 14, 2009 4:56:13 PM CDT

    Sly Stallone...

    by the true pinback

    If you're reading this Sly, do us all a favor. Find whoever is responsible for this, take them to one of the magnificent locations of the ORIGINAL CLIFFHANGER, and kick their screaming pansy ass off the edge of the highest cliff you can find. Maybe then they'll stop this remake shit and try doing something worthwhile for a change!!!

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  • May 14, 2009 4:57:55 PM CDT

    God damn son of a bitch

    by sukmyboomstik

    I'm normally not one to jump on the "fuck this because it's a remake" bandwagon but Cliffhanger without Stallone is like banging a dry pussy. This is a terrible idea.

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  • May 14, 2009 5:06:19 PM CDT

    Just watch INTO THE VOID again. Scare the shit...

    by flickapoo

    ...out of you lickety split.

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  • May 14, 2009 5:08:16 PM CDT

    FUCK THIS...FUCK REMAKES!!!

    by muri71

    i dont get this SHIT its about young climbers...what the hell has that 2 do with cliffhanger and this *beep* producer bitches about he didnt liked this and that... why the hell make a remake if u dont like it change the whole thing?! then just dont call it remake!
    call it "gays hanging" ..."zacs hills" or "shia got banged on the moutains" whatever?!
    MAN I REALLY Do HATE REMAKES/REBOOTS...they fuuukkk up every classic thats outthere.
    i pray the day never comes, where they make a "rocky" or "godfahter" remake?

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  • May 14, 2009 5:08:38 PM CDT

    FUCK THIS...FUCK REMAKES!!!

    by muri71

    i dont get this SHIT its about young climbers...what the hell has that 2 do with cliffhanger and this *beep* producer bitches about he didnt liked this and that... why the hell make a remake if u dont like it change the whole thing?! then just dont call it remake!
    call it "gays hanging" ..."zacs hills" or "shia got banged on the moutains" whatever?!
    MAN I REALLY Do HATE REMAKES/REBOOTS...they fuuukkk up every classic thats outthere.
    i pray the day never comes, where they make a "rocky" or "godfahter" remake?

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  • May 14, 2009 5:18:47 PM CDT

    How about a 'Stepfather' remake?

    by tedkordlives

    This isn't your father's...uh...Stepfather.

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  • May 14, 2009 5:19:20 PM CDT

    Censorship does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    CLIFFHANGER was cut for reasons of extreme violence from 113 mins to 111mins for theatrical release, and then again down to 106 mins for home video.
    MPAA don't divulge shit on their website but the British censors BBFC give some timings.
    One day we might get the restored version, as it was meant to be seen (a leaked workprint is floating round the internet), until then those who only saw CLIFFHANGER on video will have to live with just the 'soft' version.

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  • May 14, 2009 5:24:59 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Imagine DIE HARD without the insert shots of blood squibs going off in kneecaps or the gore glugging out of John McLane's foot.
    That's what the home version of CLIFFHANGER is. There's a better, ballsier version of that film waiting to be released.

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  • May 14, 2009 5:35:46 PM CDT

    cliffhanger made over 250 worlwide and thats a lot...

    by muri71

    in those days, this kind of money was a world hit!

    yeah it was a comeback for sly and really "daylight" was just boring.
    cliffhanger is one of the best action movies of the whole 90`s!

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  • May 14, 2009 5:39:27 PM CDT

    i saw cliffhanger in the cinema...

    by muri71

    and the video version sucked donkey balls.
    i remember that even lines were cutten out, like in "total recall" then!

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  • May 14, 2009 5:44:43 PM CDT

    here comes the striker

    by illegaltouching

  • May 14, 2009 5:47:46 PM CDT

    IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF...

    by muri71

    look what this asshole neil fritz whatever...does next:

    1. Afterburn (details only on IMDbPro)
    2. Sinbad (details only on IMDbPro)
    3. Spy Hunter (details only on IMDbPro)
    4. The Complete History of My Sexual Failures (details only on IMDbPro)
    5. Nine Wives (details only on IMDbPro)
    6. Untitled Jeremy Garelick Project (details only on IMDbPro)
    7. The Prom (details only on IMDbPro)
    8. Planet Terry (details only on IMDbPro)
    9. Preacher (details only on IMDbPro)
    10. Man-Witch (details only on IMDbPro)
    11. Skyscraper (details only on IMDbPro)
    12. Man with the Football (details only on IMDbPro)
    13. Total Recall (details only on IMDbPro)
    14. Escape from New York (details only on IMDbPro)
    15. Bachelorette (details only on IMDbPro)
    16. Jack the Giant Killer (details only on IMDbPro)
    17. Battle Royale (details only on IMDbPro)
    18. Untitled Working Girl Project (details only on IMDbPro)
    19. Field Trip (details only on IMDbPro)
    20. Animals (details only on IMDbPro)
    21. Untitled Bounty Hunter Project (details only on IMDbPro)
    22. Nightlife (details only on IMDbPro)
    23. Roadside Picnic (details only on IMDbPro)
    24. Untitled Sean O'Keefe/Will Staples Project (details only on IMDbPro)
    25. Static (details only on IMDbPro)
    26. Wimpy (details only on IMDbPro)
    27. The Ark (details only on IMDbPro)
    28. Goosebumps (details only on IMDbPro)
    29. The Big House (details only on IMDbPro)
    30. Untitled Jon Lucas/Scott Moore Project (details only on IMDbPro)
    31. Minutemen (details only on IMDbPro)
    32. R.I.P.D. (details only on IMDbPro)
    33. All Creatures Great and Small (details only on IMDbPro)
    34. Untitled Maléfique Remake (details only on IMDbPro)
    35. Untitled Channing Tatum/Columbus Short Project (details only on IMDbPro)
    36. The Tingler (details only on IMDbPro)
    37. The Boys (details only on IMDbPro)
    38. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (details only on IMDbPro)
    39. Diamond Anniversary (details only on IMDbPro)
    40. Dance of the Mirlitons (details only on IMDbPro)
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    he truly will fukk up "escape from new york"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    maybe he just thought, well lets do a reboot of snake plissken, make him more grim and dark and with a more badass lead, like shia or zac!
    yeah right fukker!!!!
    go fukk urself neil!!!

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  • May 14, 2009 5:53:53 PM CDT

    There were MPAA cuts to Harlin's Die Hard 2 as well

    by turdontherun

    That's right, multiple bullet holes to Robert Patrick's character, slow-mo head shots, and footage of people burning up on the plane - saw the workprint for this as well.Total Recall was indeed another butchered film to avoid an NC-17 certificate (or X as it was then known). When Quaid uses that bystander as a shield it went on MUCH longer - you can see where they cut it in the final film. You got to see Benny's guts being drilled out by Arnie, and also Michael Ironside's henchman get sliced up the stomach by the midget hooker. Apparently, they tried to restore the footage for a laserdisc release years and years ago, but they couldn't find it - presumed destroyed. Would love to see fully uncut versions of all these movies, but it probably won't happen.
    CENSORSHIP = UNPROFESSIONAL

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  • May 14, 2009 5:55:13 PM CDT

    this neil guy will fukk up "escape..." & "battle royal"

    by muri71

    big time!

    i cant wait 2 see a pg 13 version of "battle royal" and how maybe this fritz fukker will cast channing tatum, shia or zac shithorn as snake plissken.
    this will be fun!;)
    by the way, make it more grim, dark and way more badass with shia.
    i think he has more potential 2 be more badass than kurt russell!;)

    and about cliffhanger... cast nick jonas he matches with sly in shape and attitude! after seeing a flick with those guys in a lead of a cult/classic movie i would hang myself very high, not on a cliff on a tree of course!

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  • after watching what he already did...this guy is my new nemesis!!!!!!!!!!!!
    take a look:

    Fast & Furious, Made of Honor, Prom Night,I Am Legend, Evan Almighty, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift , Stealth, xXx: State of the Union, Cruel Intentions 3,Out of Time,
    S.W.A.T., 2 Fast 2 Furious, Sweet Home Alabama, xXx aka Triple X,
    The Skulls II and the list goes on and on!
    sadly this man has not produced one really good movie!
    what will his legacy be...the worst producer of all time?

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  • May 14, 2009 6:25:04 PM CDT

    what about a "saw" reboot its been nearly 8 months...

    by muri71

    that we saw the "saw 5"!;)
    or mix it with "the godfather" and call it "the sawfather" and place it in the mountains and name the lead gabe walker and let him play by shia!;)

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  • May 14, 2009 6:26:55 PM CDT

    what about "vertical hanger" or "hang on vertical"

    by muri71

    maybe "vertical cliff" or why dont you just fuck offfffff neil?!

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  • May 14, 2009 6:33:01 PM CDT

    a group!?!

    by the duke of new york

    it will be about a group of young climbers??? what the fuck? I can't wait to hear how favorably the original (which was hardly memeorable)will be regarded when this crap comes out. GOOD LUCK
    again- g

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  • May 14, 2009 7:09:38 PM CDT

    janine turner and caroline goodall fucking hot!!!

    by six demon bag

    i miss you ladies.

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  • May 14, 2009 7:33:01 PM CDT

    What's the point?

    by sithtastic

    Honestly. Cliffhanger? Really Hollywood? About the only rational reason I can see for having such a "reboot" would be the power and the joy that is Michael Rooker to return in all his two-dimensional glory.

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  • May 14, 2009 7:56:32 PM CDT

    Of course Cliffhanger's a franchise....

    by bartleby t. scrivener

    Don't you all have your John Lithgow action figures? I mean, I had to fight off mobs of people to get that limited edition Michael Rooker.

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  • May 14, 2009 7:57:27 PM CDT

    Haha

    by one_guy_from_andromeda

    This news made me laugh out loud! Who in his right mind set on making a profit would seriously believe it'd be a good idea to make a Cliffhanger "reimagining"?! Like anyone out there ever thought for a second: "I really want to see the movie cliffhanger reimagined!" It's insane. And also insanely funny. Way to go Hollywood! You rock!!

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  • May 14, 2009 8:01:57 PM CDT

    THIS IS NOT OUR CLIFFHANGER

    by bringingsexyback

    This is Trig Palin's Cliffhanger.

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  • May 14, 2009 8:03:44 PM CDT

    CLIFFHANGER IS NOT AN ACTION MOVIE PER SE

    by bringingsexyback

    It's drama + thriller rolled up in a Sly muscle sandwich.

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  • May 14, 2009 8:25:32 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger censorship

    by charlie_allnut

    Very interesting...I had no idea but it makes sense. I saw it in the theater originally, but remember seeing the video version years later and thinking it wasn't a hard core as I remembered. Pisses me off when they do this shit.

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  • May 14, 2009 8:42:52 PM CDT

    STALAGMITE - THE MOVIE!!!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • May 14, 2009 9:10:27 PM CDT

    STARRING: THAT RANDOM DANGLING KITTEN

    by mullah omar

    "Hang in there!"


    The original CLIFFHANGER was about as good a film as you could make with that material. The script was good, the cast was good, the action was good, the direction was good - there were no weak links. Remaking it is therefore a waste of time. Pick a film that DIDN'T work and fix it. By that standard, CLIFFHANGER does not qualify.

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  • May 14, 2009 9:17:32 PM CDT

    That's pretty funny

    by pistachio_wildebeest

    Soon we'll see remakes of movies that have yet to be made.

    Wasn't Daylight adapted from a mooted sequel to Cliffhanger? I may have imagined that.

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  • May 14, 2009 9:17:34 PM CDT

    That's pretty funny

    by pistachio_wildebeest

    Soon we'll see remakes of movies that have yet to be made.

    Wasn't Daylight adapted from a mooted sequel to Cliffhanger? I may have imagined that.

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  • May 14, 2009 9:19:29 PM CDT

    SEASON'S OVER ASSHOLE!!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    BLAM!!! Now, that's professionalisim!!

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  • May 14, 2009 9:36:25 PM CDT

    fuck sake

    by ukfilms28

    lets see, cliffhanger, nightmare on elm st, fright night and so on.......why do studio excs with shit for brains always come up with dumb ideas for remaking good films, remakes should be for shit films people forget about not good ones people remmember, and dont get me started with the comparing it to star trek!

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  • May 14, 2009 9:41:07 PM CDT

    i wouldint be surprised

    by ukfilms28

    if neil moritz is probably related tom rothman

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  • May 14, 2009 9:48:56 PM CDT

    yawn

    by xenaman

  • May 14, 2009 9:59:17 PM CDT

    Sylvester Stalone goes back in time...

    by alkeoholic77

    to save that raccoon from falling off of the cliff... wait, or was that Ace Ventura 2?

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  • May 14, 2009 11:35:24 PM CDT

    Oh yeah

    by i.baronvladimir

    Starring Paul Walker and Jessica Alba. Can't wait.

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  • May 15, 2009 1:03:31 AM CDT

    Cliffhanger was 2 different movies stiched together

    by manzilla

    The first half was drama/suspense and the second half was a an action flick. Damn entertaining though

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  • May 15, 2009 1:40:56 AM CDT

    saw vs. godfather

    by morganleafy

    they did that in the Soprano's (with Cristopher as a producer). It was called Cleaver I think

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  • May 15, 2009 2:10:14 AM CDT

    yer not gunna die!!

    by thelastboyscout

    Stallone is the truth.

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  • May 15, 2009 2:30:13 AM CDT

    Another remake!

    by continentalop

    Just saw at the gym they are going to remake the British crime movie "Mona Lisa" with Mickey Rourke in the Bob Hoskins role.

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  • May 15, 2009 3:12:22 AM CDT

    I'm all for a new Cliffhanger

    by deanbarry

    Providing it's not called Cliffhanger and is just a new "hanging from a cliff" adventure thriller that has nothing to do with the original.

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  • May 15, 2009 4:11:17 AM CDT

    Jesus, remaking movies from 1993?

    by the amazing g

    God help us all...

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  • May 15, 2009 5:26:53 AM CDT

    Saw the orignal at the drive-in with SNIPER

    by iowa snot client

    That was THE perfect summertime drive-in double-bill. Don't mess with perfection.

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  • May 15, 2009 6:20:40 AM CDT

    call it then CLEVERS EDGE!;)

    by muri71

    a mix between "the godfather" "saw" and "cliffhanger and maybe a shot of "star trek"!;)
    HOLLYWOOD IS STUPID AS HELL AND OF COURSE THIS FLYING FUKK NEIL MORITZ...my ass!

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  • May 15, 2009 6:22:03 AM CDT

    @MorganLeafy ur right about cleaver...

    by muri71

    it was a lol in "the sopranos" but what this prick neil moritz says is way more stupid!:)

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  • May 15, 2009 6:27:27 AM CDT

    Dear Neal Moritz -- FUCK YOU RIGHT UP THE ASS !!!

    by big dumb ape

    "It will center on a bunch of young climbers."Translation: rather than the manly bad-ass of Stallone being a hero and actually being of age to be a MAN -- who you could believe was actually that in shape to DO the things he did onscreen -- instead we'll get pussified young CW glamour boys as mountain climbers.STOP with the remakes! And Moritz, there are only about a BILLION unproduced action screenplays out there. SO GET OFF YOUR FUCKING LAZY ASS AND READ A FEW SCRIPTS AND DO SOMETHING NEW INSTEAD OF PIMPING AND RETREADING SOMETHING NO ONE ASKED FOR, LET ALONE THE FACT YOU'RE NOW GOING TO FUCKING BASTARDIZE IT.Seriously, it's creative hacks and total fucks like Neal Moritz that bring DOWN Hollywood...

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  • May 15, 2009 7:57:57 AM CDT

    Oh hell...

    by kid z

    ... this means the Demolition Man, Cop Land and Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot "reboots" are just around the corner.

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  • May 15, 2009 8:23:10 AM CDT

    Why bother remake a throwaway Stallone paycheck?

    by xian042

    There was some really nice scenery but other than that why the hell bother?
    Maybe some sort of indirect sequel, with Stallone being the head of a climbing school and the inexperienced students get tangled up in some sort of predikkamint. Then a CGI Stallone swoops down and saves them all. I'm brilliant.

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  • May 15, 2009 8:34:19 AM CDT

    I already remade CLIFFHANGER, see it here for free!

    by higfilm007

    Here it is....both the trailer and the sweded version, enjoy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-Se51C5ic

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  • May 15, 2009 9:00:27 AM CDT

    I WAS A FUCKING GOOD STRIKER!!!

    by six demon bag

  • May 15, 2009 9:00:49 AM CDT

    Gravity's a bitch!

    by six demon bag

  • May 15, 2009 9:05:35 AM CDT

    That FBI special Agent on the Plane was a Champ

    by darfurontherocks2

    He gets hosed down and then come back alive again to fire his MAC 9 on the other plane, before getting roasted.... He is a champ!

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  • May 15, 2009 9:06:14 AM CDT

    This is Not Your Father's Cliffhanger....

    by darfurontherocks2

  • May 15, 2009 9:07:37 AM CDT

    Moritz wants to remake Expendables.....

    by darfurontherocks2

    I would not be surprised...

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  • May 15, 2009 9:08:06 AM CDT

    'just as they did with Star Trek'

    by mr gorilla

    this guy thinks that Cliffhanger has the same cultural presence as Star Trek? is he insane or the biggest bullshitter since Goebbles?

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  • May 15, 2009 9:14:32 AM CDT

    What an idiot

    by juemad

    Because Star Trek was a hit he uses that as justification for his lame idea. Really? Was Cliffhanger a franchise that spawned several TV shows and films? Just admit you are afraid to make anything new and original. If a remake is a hit like the original then you've saved your job. If it flops you can say, "How did I know?" "It was a hit before!" Don't take a chance on anything original because it there's no track record for you to fall back on. If it's not a comic, or book, or TV show, or remake then don't bother producing it.

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  • May 15, 2009 9:45:48 AM CDT

    Ahh dude!!

    by southside_2010

    It's too early to remake this. Didn't they do this one already called "Extreme Ops" with Devon Sawa from "SLC Punk" or more famously "Final Destination"??

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  • May 15, 2009 10:26:30 AM CDT

    This is not your older brothers Cliffhanger

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    Sly joke of the day : "It costs a fortune to heat this place." heh heh heh ...

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  • May 15, 2009 10:58:54 AM CDT

    Wow, the original is approx. 15 years ago!

    by thegreatwhatzit

    LONG overdue for a remake! Who could resist the pulse-pounding suspense and edge-of-the-seat intensity? (someday I intend to watch this Stallone classic). How about a remake of the GODZILLA remake? It's nearly 10 years old and the time is ripe to recycle a long neglected movie.

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  • May 15, 2009 11:13:14 AM CDT

    DROP DEAD FRED, CLIFFHANGER, THE KARATE KID...

    by gruemanlives

    Might as well remake FLINTSTONES : VIVA ROCK VEGAS at this point.

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  • Maybe he can get lucky again!

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  • May 15, 2009 2:04:43 PM CDT

    stupid stupid stupid

    by wyvern

    This guy needs a kick in the balls.If they insist on remakes is it too soon for Mystery Men remake?Could still use the same cast but maybe make it funny this time?

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  • May 15, 2009 2:05:26 PM CDT

    Your friend only gets laid during Cliffhanger?

    by continentalop

    Man, he shouldn't be hoping for a remake, he should be hoping for a TV series.

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  • May 15, 2009 2:13:39 PM CDT

    Nice Conti

    by tedkordlives

    Very nice! And on a side note, I have a script for a sequel to Mystery Men, if anyone's interested. Well, an idea for a script, anyway.

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  • May 15, 2009 5:14:19 PM CDT

    Cliffhanger was pretty cool...

    by photoboy

    But a remake is pointless, do a sequel with Stallone or don't bother.

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  • May 15, 2009 5:47:30 PM CDT

    chill out, it's not like remakes erase the originals.

    by fleshmachine

    sure they generally suck...but so what?..don't watch them (or watch them..who knows..might be good..some are you know). do you bitch everytime they bring out a new potato chip flavor thats just a mix of existing flavors? bad analogy...but you get my drift.

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  • May 15, 2009 6:28:36 PM CDT

    Make a porn version

    by chuffsteruk

    Clit Hanger....

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  • May 15, 2009 9:10:22 PM CDT

    Remakes, like Bad Sequels Tarnish the Originals...

    by darfurontherocks2

  • May 15, 2009 9:11:38 PM CDT

    I Have a Script for Leonard: Part XII

    by darfurontherocks2

  • May 15, 2009 10:28:58 PM CDT

    Oh man

    by samuraiwahoo

    If they bring back the Rook. Then, I am FUCKING SOLD. BRING IT ON!!!!!!!

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  • May 16, 2009 12:59:37 PM CDT

    Someone I know worked on a Neil Moritz show

    by drturing

    and said he's the biggest fucking douchebag ever. He's like the douchebag to the fat one on The View kinda douchebag. Someone got him the wrong salad dressing and he made Christian Bale's freakout on TMcG look like an episode of Mr Rogers.

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  • May 16, 2009 10:53:54 PM CDT

    What about that movie where Sly is in the tunnel?

    by cotton mcknight

    Daylight, or something?

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  • May 17, 2009 2:43:46 AM CDT

    Tunnel Vision

    by prossor

    i think it was called

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  • May 17, 2009 5:36:57 AM CDT

    Rebooting Cliffhanger????

    by asimovlives

    That movie never started a franchise, anyway. I though that reboots were only for long time franchises that had stalled. Cliffhanger is just ONE movie. This guys, when they talk of rebotts, do they even know what the fuck they are talking about?

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  • May 17, 2009 5:40:47 PM CDT

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    by u.k. star

    It can't be true. Seriously, nobody can be that stupid.
    Realy? Howcould it be a reboot? No one seriously compares the genuine reboot / resart of Trek to a remake of an action movie from the 90s. We're being fooled here.

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  • May 17, 2009 10:38:54 PM CDT

    This is not your pedophilic uncle's CLIFFHANGER

    by zacdilone

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