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Live in Chicago? Want to be the first in town to see Sam Raimi's DRAG ME TO HELL? Capone has the details!!!

Published at:  May 12, 2009 4:31:01 PM CDT


Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

It’s nearly the middle of the month, and there are still so many big movies left to come out over the next couple of weeks. I promised Chicago-area readers that May would be busy, and to prove it, I’ve booked three more screening between now and the end of May--two of which I’m already seen in rough-cut/work-in-progress versions, and the other one I’m previewing this week. The two I’ve seen already are two of my favorites of the year so far, and the third one may turn out to be the big R-rated comedy of the summer. I know some other folks who have seen it, and can’t heap enough praise upon it.

Up first, we’ve got the exclusive AICN screening of Sam Raimi’s return to bat-shit-crazy horror, DRAG ME TO HELL, staring Alison Lohman and Justin Long, one of the highlights from SXSW in March, even with some of the effects not quite finished. The screening will be held Wednesday, May 20 at 8:00 pm at a theater in downtown Chicago. We've got the whole theater to ourselves--about 260 seats to fill, so here's how you win (if you stray from these instruction, your entry will be trashed):

Send me an e-mail to capone@aintitcoolmail.com with the subject line "GENTLY BY THE HAND TO HELL". In the body of the email, I need your Name and whether or not you are bringing a Guest (you may bring one guest; I don't need his/her name), and the answer to the following question: WHAT HIDEOUS SIGHTS/TORTURES WOULD YOU EXPECT TO FIND WAITING FOR YOU IN HELL? I’m talking about things that only you would find hellacious, as if hell carved out a nice little corner just for you with all of the things you find hideous and awful. Be detailed, but be brief. No more than 50 words or your entry gets dragged to the hell of my Trash.

DEADLINE FOR THE CONTEST IS 5:00 PM CST, MAY 15.

Good luck everyone!


-- Capone
capone@aintitcoolmail.com








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  • May 12, 2009 4:32:45 PM CDT

    a

    by njaw-08

  • May 12, 2009 4:32:52 PM CDT

    what

    by hike499

    could this be?

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  • May 12, 2009 4:33:36 PM CDT

    and

    by njaw-08

    thats all i have to say on the matter

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  • May 12, 2009 4:42:48 PM CDT

    why is this movie PG-13

    by turketron_2

    I was excited before, but I can't co-sign PG-13 horror movies.

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  • May 12, 2009 4:45:06 PM CDT

    Carl Kolchack lived in Chicago

    by soylentmean

    ah, Kolchack.

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  • May 12, 2009 4:59:21 PM CDT

    Theres a screening in NYC

    by the3atman

    I'm going morrow.

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  • May 12, 2009 5:02:51 PM CDT

    So what if it's PG-13

    by slone13

    I don't give a flying fuck what it's rated. I'm in.

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  • May 12, 2009 5:22:11 PM CDT

    I want someone to drag me to Chicago

    by maelstrom_zero

    I live in Madison, and it's a 2 hour drive away. . .there's no way in Hell I'm going to be able to go. Dammit.

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  • May 12, 2009 5:26:10 PM CDT

    "You may bring one guest"

    by continentalop

    Hasn't Josh Swaney taught us anything?

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  • May 12, 2009 5:28:17 PM CDT

    Soylent Mean, re=Kolchack

    by continentalop

    Man I loved that show and that character.

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  • May 12, 2009 5:41:21 PM CDT

    WAS excited about this.

    by casinoskunk

    Raimi was supposed to come in and show all these PG-13 pansy Japanese Remakes how things are done in the states. But i guess now that raimi is the Spider-Man guy, he needs to cater to the fans who cant handle a real horror film.

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  • May 12, 2009 7:26:39 PM CDT

    GENE RODDENBERRY: "RAIMI IS A TIRED OLD QUEEN"

    by titbag

  • May 12, 2009 7:42:55 PM CDT

    what's a Kolchack

    by classyfredblassy

    Great line from the Zombie episode, which may have been the funniest and scariest one at the same time. Man the remake sucked ass.

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  • May 12, 2009 7:45:46 PM CDT

    Capone. ADD THE NAME JOSH FUCKING SWANEY TO LIST....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ....even if he doesn't email you. Just put the name on the fucking list. You'll gain some supporters in the TB's. Like the Men's Warehouse guy so elegantly states, "I GUARANTEE IT."

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  • May 12, 2009 8:45:39 PM CDT

    You know what was great about Kolchack?

    by soylentmean

    Pretty much everything. They felt like movies for crying out loud. In an hour long format. I still don't understand how it only lasted for one little ol' season. The MGM Midnite Movie double feature disc of The Night Stalker and The Night Strangler is a must purchase when buying Kolchack: The Night Stalker series.

    I'd buy that on Blu-Ray.

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  • May 13, 2009 12:08:08 AM CDT

    pg-13? PG-13?!?!

    by simpsonian

    god damn it. Guess it's to make more money, wont' be getting mine. will rent it on netflix (only if there is an R version).

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  • May 13, 2009 8:53:55 AM CDT

    I'll give it a fair chance.

    by thelastcleric

    That said, I'm not happy it's Pussy-13 either. I think we've had our collective fill of bubble gum horror, which started with the Ring and just won't quit. By the way, The Ring was the last PG-13 horror film I enjoyed.

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  • May 13, 2009 9:00:12 AM CDT

    Swaney

    by the boz

    J.Swane...you coming to this or what?

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  • May 13, 2009 9:06:51 AM CDT

    Capone did it to me again

    by the boz

    My summer is starting off rotten. Didn't win Star Trek (going IMAX this weekend finally). Didn't win Swaney. Can't make it to DRAG ME TO HELL! Pralle wouldn't have won anyways. Guess I'll have to save up my contest essay skills for the next upcoming screenings.

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  • May 13, 2009 9:32:33 AM CDT

    What the...?

    by black jack iii

    "From the director of Spiderman!!!" "Rated PG-13" .. Count me out. "From the director of Evil Dead!!" "Rated R" .. Count me in. Raimi's become such a wet nellie.

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  • May 13, 2009 10:26:55 AM CDT

    Evil Dead II and III are pretty cartoony.

    by knowthyself

    Wonder if they would get PG-13's as well in this day and age.

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  • May 13, 2009 10:48:16 AM CDT

    I thought Raimi was returning to his Evil Dead Roots

    by manzilla

    Evil Dead was not pg-13. I mean what the hell is he thinking.

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  • May 13, 2009 10:50:42 AM CDT

    Has the whole world gone crazy?

    by manzilla

    yes walter, it has

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  • May 13, 2009 11:05:40 AM CDT

    Saw it last night in LA....

    by mr. gunderson

    JESUS CHRIST THIS MOVIE IS INSANE!!! I was actually tired after I saw it because it had me jumping out of my seat so often. Good stuff!

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  • May 13, 2009 11:17:50 AM CDT

    classic Raimi!!!

    by gdeo

    I saw it last night and i loved it !!!

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  • May 13, 2009 11:40:05 AM CDT

    johnyaztec

    by mr. gunderson

    It's not scary in the way that you'll have nightmares or it's disturbing, it's just an onslaught of jumps and gross-out moments. I was just on-edge b/c stuff will come out of nowhere and scare you throughout the whole movie.

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  • May 13, 2009 12:03:37 PM CDT

    This movie looks good....

    by beatlematt

    ...I REALLY hope it actually is...

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  • May 13, 2009 12:21:28 PM CDT

    The obsession with ratings is completely retarded

    by lovecraftfan

    Its sad letter grades are now more important than whats in the actual film. Very stupid. Considering how campy and goofy Evil Dead 2 was it could have gotten a PG-13.

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  • May 13, 2009 1:02:53 PM CDT

    spike

    by werewolfbynight

    where is the deadliest warrior talkback?

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  • May 13, 2009 1:04:42 PM CDT

    unrated DVD

    by mr. gunderson

    I don't think there will be an "R-Cut" of the movie. I don't feel like Raimi compromised much, it just happens to be a PG-13 movie. But that shouldn't stop you from seeing it. "The Others" was PG-13 too and that's one of the best horror movies in the last decade.

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  • May 13, 2009 8:39:20 PM CDT

    raimi's dragging us to hell??

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    well im sure there's plenty of spiderman 3 dvds down there

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  • May 13, 2009 8:49:33 PM CDT

    Watched Drag Me to Hell yesterday

    by trazadone

    at the premiere at Mann's Chinese Theater last night! The movie's good, but the experience was something else. Saw Alison Lohman and Charlize Theron, also Bud Cort and the dude who just played Jason (although he was pointed out to me). It was really fun!

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  • May 13, 2009 10:34:24 PM CDT

    So far it could be the best movie of the summer

    by spectrebeeyatch

    I mean what else could beat it Harry Potter? Lame summer.

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  • May 14, 2009 8:06:49 AM CDT

    Griffin...was dragged all the way to hell...

    by nasty in the pasty

    ...with a penny...and a broken cigarette.

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