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Bruckheimer Reveals PRINCE OF PERSIA Footage!!

Published at:  May 11, 2009 9:39:32 AM CDT


Merrick here...



Seems ABC recently ran some sort of special about movies, although when it actually aired seems to be something of a mystery (if you know any more about this, please drop a mention into the Talkbacks below).

During the show, Jerry Bruckheimer premiered some footage from PRINCE OF PERSIA, which has hit The Net via the YouTube embed below.

The Mike Newell directed film opens next Summer, so this is a reasonably advanced look at the project.








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  • May 11, 2009 9:43:03 AM CDT

    First

    by bnl771

    First time being first. Had to do it.

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  • May 11, 2009 9:43:09 AM CDT

    Looks like Scorpion King.

    by derlanghaarige

  • May 11, 2009 9:43:27 AM CDT

    Oh and...

    by bnl771

    This looks lame.

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  • May 11, 2009 9:44:58 AM CDT

    I have no real feelings for this, good or bad.

    by slone13

    I guess it's somewhat encouraging to see film sets with thousands of people and hundreds of living breathing horses instead of green screens and CGI...

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  • May 11, 2009 9:46:03 AM CDT

    Ugh...this looks like complete ass.

    by peter franks

    Why can't we get an, oh, I don't know...A FUCKING PERSIAN in the lead role in this? Too Iranian, right? How about an Iraqi or an Indian? Or a Turk? Anything but an All American white boy. Ridiculous Hollywood crap.

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  • May 11, 2009 9:46:21 AM CDT

    Gotta keep...

    by red_weed

    ... One jump, ahead of the bread line
    One swing, ahead of the sword...

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  • May 11, 2009 9:47:15 AM CDT

    it's going to be a stinker

    by facefacefaceface_____face

  • May 11, 2009 9:48:50 AM CDT

    Unless the first thirty minutes is the dying on spikes

    by chrth

    It's not a real adaptation.

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  • May 11, 2009 9:51:17 AM CDT

    and yet his hair still looks foppish

    by lance rocke

    this don't look like franchise material

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  • May 11, 2009 9:52:11 AM CDT

    Dying on Spikes, Then Crashing Into Things on a Flying Carpet

    by kevinwillis.net

    Are there going to be any flying carpets in this thing? Inquiring minds want to know.

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  • May 11, 2009 9:52:29 AM CDT

    Another videogame movie that looks like dung

    by soylentmean

    I thought in the games there were monsters and stuff, controlling of time, crazy fighting moves and the like. This looks boring.

    I guess they've got time to make it cool, but man, why even bother showing that footage? It just looks silly.

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  • May 11, 2009 9:53:28 AM CDT

    The Original Title . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    Indiana Jones and The Mummy Fight the Scorpion King in the Forbidden Temple Cave of Aladdin.There were some copyright issues, so they changed it.

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  • May 11, 2009 9:54:23 AM CDT

    Looks just like...

    by wavingflagsinspace

    ...Prince of the Caribbean. I mean Pirates of Persia. Whatever. Gyllenhaal can act, so probably best not to judge until it's been seen...

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  • May 11, 2009 9:56:35 AM CDT

    "oh well he's very handsome.."

    by glory_fades_immaxfischer

    " I want to do more of Don Simpson's leftover coke off Jake's ass"

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  • May 11, 2009 9:56:42 AM CDT

    Again I ask...was Oded Fehr to busy to do this?

    by mr incredible

    I'm with Peter Franks on this one. Bad casting.

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  • May 11, 2009 9:57:52 AM CDT

    SoylentMean

    by apneicmonkey

    You never played the original Prince of Persia game, did you?

    The rest of you fuckers - try not to condemn a movie before it's even finished. Seriously, why the fuck do you keep coming to a site about movies when it's obvious you have no fucking interest in them?!!

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  • May 11, 2009 9:58:59 AM CDT

    Wow,so the couldn't find a Persian or Arabic in Hollywood?

    by hollywoodhellraiser

    Jake looks like a 60' hippie in this shit! How the hell does he supposed to be a Persian is beyond me!

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  • May 11, 2009 10:00:03 AM CDT

    the prince of america?!?!? still pissed he isn't persian

    by ronniepooch

  • May 11, 2009 10:02:26 AM CDT

    Oded Fehr would had been boss in this and they go with Jake?!

    by hollywoodhellraiser

    At least Oded Fehr can kick ass and convincingly I might add! Jake is a decent actor but he a wimp and no one, NO ONE, is going to buy this guy in this role!

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  • May 11, 2009 10:10:10 AM CDT

    Shouldn't this be set in a dungeon?

    by toilet_terror

    and shouldn't the hero have platinum blond hair and drink beakers of potion?

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  • May 11, 2009 10:13:59 AM CDT

    hey, I thought they already made a Scorpion King 2?

    by drpain

    Looks really bad, Jake, wtf are you doing!?

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  • May 11, 2009 10:15:03 AM CDT

    Looks Pretty Unfortunate

    by richardalpert_timepimp

    Just lacks any sense of cool. In fact, it looks extremely uncool. I agree with the Scorpion King analogies.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:17:52 AM CDT

    Scorpion King + Mike Newell=

    by kafka07

    steaming crap

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  • May 11, 2009 10:20:23 AM CDT

    Things like things dont normally bother me...

    by i am rocko

    ...but for some reason old brokeback boy in this role really does annoy me, they couldnt find someone Persian? As peeps say above Oded Fehr would have been great, hell even cast an Indian Asian like the chaps who plays Mohinder in Heroes, my wife and ladies where I work really dig him so I am sure would have been a popular choice.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:21:50 AM CDT

    No mentrion of Parkour

    by samus aran

    I wouldnt be suprised if Parkour is extremely underplayed or possibly even completely ignored in this movie. Casting someone who isn't already a traceur is the first indication that the director isn't interested in the parkour focus of the story. It's the same thing with hollywood over and over again- they ALWAYS miss the point.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:22:39 AM CDT

    For those who are Historically challenged.....

    by bacardirocky

    Persians came to the land now known as Iran by way of the Caucasus Mountians. Persians are WHITE. Whether you idiots want to admit it/understand it or not. Oh yeah, this movie looks like a huge FAIL.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:25:13 AM CDT

    Oh yeah and....

    by bacardirocky

    Persians do not speak Arabic. They speak Farsi.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:28:55 AM CDT

    I see Wolverine makes a cameo!

    by drpain

  • May 11, 2009 10:32:47 AM CDT

    Shit

    by crazykrug72

    Jake looks like a big fag.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:40:20 AM CDT

    Still Racist

    by prof_ender

    I doubt that actors, or wannabe actors, of Middle-Eastern decent did not apply for this role. Of course, they were turned away being told that their ethnicity wasn't good enough to play...THEIR ethnicity and Hollywood gave it to another white actor.

    And suddenly the world is a much better place. Sigh.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:42:14 AM CDT

    Prof_Ender

    by bacardirocky

    READ what I wrote.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:47:31 AM CDT

    Does anyone know any Persian actors tht can carry a film?

    by d.vader

    Specifically, a huge, big-budget possible franchise-starting film and get butts in the seats? No? Okay then. THAT's why they didn't cast a real Persian in the role.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:48:45 AM CDT

    Good Point on Parkour

    by richardalpert_timepimp

    No footage or mention of the stunt-inspired gameplay. That fighting didn't look particularly acrobatic or fluid. What a complete ass-raping of a game just to get their money-grubbing hands on the name. They could have called this movie anything.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:52:26 AM CDT

    I'll give you something to admit it/understand it or not

    by mr incredible

    Nobody gives a shit where Persians came from. And neither did Bruckheimer when casting this movie. It's stunt casting for movie demographics, plain and simple. Don't look for historical accuracy from a movie based on a video game where a guy can run on walls and reverse time.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:54:40 AM CDT

    How do you guys

    by palpatinefuckedmydog

    feel about M Night. casting a bunch of white kids for Air Bender?

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  • May 11, 2009 10:55:16 AM CDT

    Mr Incredible

    by bacardirocky

    If we are to not "look for historical accuracy from a movie based on a video game where a guy can run on walls and reverse time" then why would the pick of Oded Fehr be any better?

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  • May 11, 2009 10:58:10 AM CDT

    Yikes

    by davidia

    That's some fucking shape he got in. Jeebus.

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  • May 11, 2009 10:59:30 AM CDT

    Besides,......

    by bacardirocky

    Why would an Israeli Jew (Oded Fehr) be any better than an American Jew (Jake Gyllenhaal)?

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  • May 11, 2009 11:01:18 AM CDT

    BarcardiRocky

    by mr incredible

    READ what I wrote.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:03:05 AM CDT

    Jake's not Asian BUT he looks like the character!

    by performingmonkey

    When I first heard of Jake's casting I was like 'wtf' just like everyone else. But then the first shot of him in costume sold it. It's not as though he looks very Iranian in the game FFS.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:04:48 AM CDT

    Mr Incredible

    by bacardirocky

    In all seriousness. Why do you believe Oded Fehr would make a better casting choice than Gay Jake?

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  • May 11, 2009 11:05:18 AM CDT

    Looks bad

    by godmars

    As in, it looks like shit.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:07:11 AM CDT

    BacardiRocky

    by the dark shite

    You should check your facts before you call those other guys "historically challenged". You're wrong.

    Caucasian doesn't mean people who originated in the caucuses. The name originated in that way, because a nutjob German scientist called Blumenbach came up with it. His theory has long since been classed as wishful thinking/nonsense. It was also later used by Hitler to back up his Aryan bullshit.

    Caucasian also doesn't mean white, although people mistakenly think it does. Just because someone is caucasian, that doesn't mean they're white.

    I'm adopted, but my biological parents are Scottish & Irish & I'm originally from the cold, wet, north of England. That makes me the pastiest man alive. If a Persian stood next to me, I'd look like Casper the friendly ghost.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:13:13 AM CDT

    Wow! It's like Jesus Meets the Scorpion King!

    by finky089

    I'm not saying that's a good thing. I just hope he has to fight a giant evil bunny at the end.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:14:53 AM CDT

    I think he should fight his sister..

    by the dark shite

    She's one mighty troll!

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  • May 11, 2009 11:16:51 AM CDT

    The Dark Shite

    by bacardirocky

    There are different racial makeups of the human race. We have the Caucasoid, the Negroid, and the Mongoloid. Its a fact. Persians are Caucasian. Also, he name of the country known as "Iran" comes from the word "Aryan." Look it up. And, of course a Persian is going to look darker than you, the weather is going to dictate the way people look and evolve. You could take the Pastiest white guy and plant him in Africa. Guess what, after a few hundred years his ancestors are definitely going to be natuarlly darker.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:17:46 AM CDT

    It is amazing Jake...

    by typical_aicn_talkbacker

    That you could waste your time and that of those 1000 other people to make such drivel. Go fuck a coyboy.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:19:18 AM CDT

    Does he run and jump a lot, and drink random potions?

    by ricarleite2

    If not, it's not a faithful adaptation.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:20:06 AM CDT

    Well...

    by the dark shite

    First of all thanks for your race 101 but I don't need to know there are different races.

    I never disputed that. You said Caucasians came from the caucuses & caucasian means white. I simply pointed out that neither is true.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:23:34 AM CDT

    & BacardiRocky

    by the dark shite

    I know where the name Iran comes from. I know where the word Aryan comes from. You're telling a guy with a phd in History to look it up.

    You're confusing the issue. Simply put even some Asians are technically caucasian. Doesn't mean they're white. Caucasian doesn't mean white & the name comes from an invalid theory. We just stuck with it.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:26:17 AM CDT

    Well...

    by bacardirocky

    Look up the history of the Persian people and you will see that they can indeed be traced to the Caucasus Mt's region. So I guess what I wrote was not untrue.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:29:12 AM CDT

    No Doubt...

    by that_is_all

    Harry will be giddy over this one...even more so after the studio begins its media push here (and it will) and sends Harry all kinds of props from the film, invites him on set...etc. Same old story...

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  • May 11, 2009 11:30:27 AM CDT

    & The Dark Shite

    by bacardirocky

    My point was that a Persian can look white.People were posting "why isn't he Arab or middle eastern looking" when in fact a Persian is probably more white than a "Middle Eastern" who is more than likely of Semitic Descent. Congrats on the History phd. I myself am working on one as well.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:31:10 AM CDT

    BacardiRocky

    by mr incredible

    Why do you think Oded Fehr would NOT be good in this role? And what does Fehr or Gyllenhaal being Jews have to do with anything?

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  • May 11, 2009 11:33:08 AM CDT

    Ah but..

    by the dark shite

    What you wrote was wrong in your assertion that coming from the caucuses means you're white. It doesn't.

    Because there's a difference between that invalid theory & the reality of caucasian. First of all, there is no proof to back up Blumenbach's theory. In fact, most scientists think it's just the ramblings of an idiot. In short, he made it up. White people didn't originate from the caucuses,(although we kept the name) even if Persians did originate there.

    & as I said, caucasian never applied solely to white people anyway. People just assume that it does. So to say "Persians originated from the caucuses, therefore they're white" is wrong, because that isn't where white people came from.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:33:36 AM CDT

    THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHER'S PRINCE OF PERSIA

    by bringingsexyback

    Forget everything you know, including the fact that Gyllenhaal doesn't resemble a Persian.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:34:38 AM CDT

    I WOULDN'T EXPECT GYLLENHAAL TO PLAY AN ITALIAN, MUCH LESS PERSI

    by bringingsexyback

    but then again I'm not casting for Jerry Bruckheimer, where apparently anything goes.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:35:19 AM CDT

    I don't understand the negative feedback

    by maelstrom_zero

    I mean, yes, Jake is a white guy starring a Persian prince--which itself makes absolutely no sense and is kind of offensive in general.
    But Jake's typically a good actor. And for all of the similarities with Scorpion King, I felt that movie was actually a pretty decent, enjoyable popcorn flick. And sword-and-sandal epics are usually a pretty entertaining genre in general. Sure, I don't expect this to have the drama and gravitas of Gladiator, but it at least looks fun.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:36:57 AM CDT

    WAS BALE TOO BUSY TO DO THIS?

    by bringingsexyback

    Of course. When is he *not* busy?

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  • May 11, 2009 11:38:02 AM CDT

    ARE THERE ANY 1,500 FEET TALL MONSTERS?

    by bringingsexyback

    There had better be. I am not sitting through this without monsters.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:40:23 AM CDT

    ALL VIDEO GAME MOVIES SUCK!!!

    by herbwestaustin

    it's been proven. It's like the laws of gravity.
    Ok, except maybe The Chun-Li Street Fighter movie. joking. I want to see Jerry FAIL with this one.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:40:57 AM CDT

    Mr Incredible

    by bacardirocky

    I like Oded Fehr but he isn't a big enough name to carry a film on his own. The reason I brought up their Jewish backgrounds was because although they are both Jewish, they do in fact look different. I was wondering if you were implying if Oded Fehr simply "looked the part.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:45:44 AM CDT

    The movie looks crap anyway..

    by the dark shite

    This is the second TB I've seen on this film where the main topic of discussion is the race of the actor. That should tell ya how uninteresting the film itself is.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:48:42 AM CDT

    bacardirocky

    by sokitome

    AS another person currently working on a phd in history I am going to have to agree with The Dark Shite. Caucasian is not a designation of skin color but rather bone structure. Plus I do not believe the darker skin of Persians today is a result of environment but rather a result of intermingling with other races. Of course this is theory but it really is all moot as this movie looks terrible anyway.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:51:46 AM CDT

    IF JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS JEWISH, I'M THE QUEEN OF NAIROBI

    by bringingsexyback

    That nose is straight-up Nordic.

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  • May 11, 2009 11:53:46 AM CDT

    btw

    by sokitome

    what is happening to the last airbender is waaaaaaaayyyy more offensive. At least to Asians. Most white Caucasians, not all just most of the ones I've met, seem to think white people were everywhere and did everthing important on the planet. Well Hollywood seems to think that way. Also just because they do this casting to make money does not make it right. Plenty of racists business practices are considered unethical and immoral. Just because it's done to make money does not make it any less offensive.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:04:07 PM CDT

    sokitome

    by the dark shite

    It's all about money. The studios think the average American movie-goer won't watch a film carried by an Asian. In truth they never tried it (unless you count the likes of Jackie Chan & Jet Li etc, who made their own break throughs success on video etc, before finally being given a chance.

    It's pretty fucked up really. I read something the other day about some actor who was said to have "All American" looks. What does that even mean in a country of immigrants?

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  • May 11, 2009 12:04:54 PM CDT

    This reminds of a 60's Batman Episode.

    by ganymede3010

    Where all the Egyptians were White dudes.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:05:16 PM CDT

    PERSIAN PEOPLE CAN LOOK WHITE!!

    by dr sauch

    you idiots. you're all sooo fucking dumb.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:09:34 PM CDT

    hot garbage

    by mcdowell_32000

    ugh. looks like a sci-fi movie. nice lookin hair on gyllenhall's weird shaped head, though.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:09:46 PM CDT

    Jerry Bruckheimer's Face Makes Me Angry

    by tech_noir

    Dear God, I regret to inform you of your epic fail in regards to Jerry Bruckheimer's face. Did you not realize, as you created his face, that it would eventually piss me off? You should have thought about that. Oh yeah, and the guy single handedly fucked modern action films into the ground. Plus, it's his fault we also have to see Michael Bay's failed face. Ugh...

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  • May 11, 2009 12:13:17 PM CDT

    YEAH! Another video game movie!!!

    by uberman

    And a great one at that! I think I'll wait a year and a 1/2 to pick it up out of the bargain bin at BEST BUY. They price according to quality.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:16:32 PM CDT

    IF THEY'RE WHITE WHAT THE HELL THEY DOING IN PERSIA??

    by bringingsexyback

    Not logical!

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  • May 11, 2009 12:20:04 PM CDT

    Jake's hair is a little 'Vincent Vega'

    by cherryvalance

    but that's okay I'm probably not going to be looking at his hair for most of this movie anyway.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:21:54 PM CDT

    I'LL BE LOOKING AT HIS COCK

    by bringingsexyback

    To see if

    1) it's white

    2) it's Jewish

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  • May 11, 2009 12:22:07 PM CDT

    BSB

    by cherryvalance

    You're right. All the Persians were probably like "Oh great! Here comes the neighborhood." ;) j/k

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  • May 11, 2009 12:22:56 PM CDT

    lol BSB

    by cherryvalance

    I don't think it's gonna be that kind of movie.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:26:37 PM CDT

    THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHER'S JAKE GYLLENHAAL

    by bringingsexyback

    Unless your father's gay.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:26:58 PM CDT

    This is a video game?

    by wavingflagsinspace

    Oh shit, that doesn't bode well at all. Jerry B did turn a theme park ride into a multi-billion dollar franchise, though, so what the fuck do we know?In fact, his films have grossed somewhere in the region of $4,038,269,965.00 (wow what a lucky guess!) so maybe we ought to cut him some slack seeing as he appears to have the wallets of the general public in his right hand.And insisting that people be cast according to race is so non-sensical: for a start it would be illegal to do such a thing in Europe as equality rules exist concerning employment (I've no idea what the laws are for the rest of the world) and, secondly, it kinda negates the word 'acting' if you refuse somebody the chance to adopt and represnt , in this case on film, qualities they may or may not already possess, be they mental or physical. My example would be Toby Kebbell in 'Dead Man's Shoes' - that is the single best piece of acting I have EVER seen. I honestly thought it was somebody with a mental disability doing an incredible piece of acting, then I discovered it was a vastly talented actor doing his shit to the 'nth' degree. I thought Robert Downey Jnr had stopped idiots from debating this with 'Tropic Thunder'...*sigh*

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  • May 11, 2009 12:29:58 PM CDT

    ROXANA SABERI RELEASED FROM IRANIAN PRISON

    by bringingsexyback

    just in time before this movie throws the shit to the fan.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:29:59 PM CDT

    BSB: Why you got to pick on Nordic Jews?

    by chrth

    Fact: Gefilte Fish from the Gulf of Bothnia is just that much tastier

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  • May 11, 2009 12:30:17 PM CDT

    This is going to be Cutthroat Island bad...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...and still make $300 million.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:30:27 PM CDT

    What Iranian actors would be an international box office draw?

    by thegoddamnsiege

    That's right. None of them. Can any of you even NAME an Iranian actor?

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  • May 11, 2009 12:31:23 PM CDT

    "From the director of Enchanted April...

    by asimovlives

    ... and Four Weddings And A Funeral".I wonder if they will put that in the poster.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:31:39 PM CDT

    DUDE I JUST ATE

    by bringingsexyback

    Don't bring up gefilte fish please.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:32:54 PM CDT

    I CAN NAME AN IRANIAN ACTOR

    by bringingsexyback

    Fath Ali Oveisi

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  • May 11, 2009 12:33:46 PM CDT

    "Jim, this is ancient persia...

    by asimovlives

    ... but not as we know it".

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  • May 11, 2009 12:34:42 PM CDT

    CHERRY GOT A CRUSH ON JAKE

    by bringingsexyback

    Just like I do.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:35:00 PM CDT

    "NAME an Iranian actor"

    by asimovlives

    What about the iranian girl in Body Of Lies? She's hot!!

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  • May 11, 2009 12:36:07 PM CDT

    This looks BEYOND gay.

    by rayseedy

    Jake's head does not match his muscle-freak body. They might as way have Carrot Top in the lead role.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:37:24 PM CDT

    Didn't his hideous Pug of a Sister just get hitched?

    by stuntcock mike

    Poor Bastard.

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  • May 11, 2009 12:45:56 PM CDT

    It does make me chuckle...

    by wavingflagsinspace

    ...to think that some people actually care so much about a video game (wtf?!?) that they feel the film will not do it justice.That is just fucking risible...and comes somewhere below people who get worked up if the film doesn't do the TV show justice, which falls below people who give a flying fuck about whether or not the film pays homage to the cartoon strip which inspired it, found just below the idiots who seethe about the respect paid to their graphic novel/comic book, who lie dismally below the fuckwits who moan about the lack of cohesion between the film version and their adored novel. Standing atop this pile, pissing on everyone below him is Sylvester Stallone (who is wearing a strap-on dildo at the same time so that he can fuck the arse out of each and every franchise he has ever appeared in)!!I'm not on the right site for these sorts of views, am I?

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  • May 11, 2009 12:50:03 PM CDT

    Adrian Pasdar from Heroes is Iranian

    by bacardirocky

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Pasdar

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  • May 11, 2009 12:50:42 PM CDT

    well..

    by bacardirocky

    his dad is

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  • May 11, 2009 12:59:10 PM CDT

    Naveen Andrews would have been cool too.

    by derlanghaarige

    This guy has real action hero qualities! Okay, he's not persian, but does anybody care that he isn't from Iraq either, although he plays one in LOST?
    (But I'm sure his shedule for that show would have prevented him from taking that role anyway.)

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  • May 11, 2009 12:59:28 PM CDT

    ALSO, ADRIAN ZMED

    by bringingsexyback

    another Iranian actor

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  • May 11, 2009 1:00:06 PM CDT

    Wow, listen to those douchebags go on..

    by metalmickey

    ..as if this film won't go directly to the Wal-Mart DVD trough.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:00:07 PM CDT

    Let's cast...

    by wavingflagsinspace

    ...Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He's got to be an actor because nobody could come out with the nonsense he does and be playing it straight.He's a name, he's certainly Iranian. It could work. Christ, people go to watch films with Pauly Shore and Kevin James in them, so who knows what shit people will pay a handful of dollars to watch.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:03:34 PM CDT

    MAHMOUD AHMEDINEJAD WOULD MAKE EXCELLENT CATWOMAN

    by bringingsexyback

  • May 11, 2009 1:07:57 PM CDT

    Adrian Zmed?

    by wavingflagsinspace

    World class. 'Bachelor Party':"If I was that kid, I would breast feed until I was seventeen or eighteen...Lean in a little more, Mrs. Klupner....." & "I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo!". Classic.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:08:07 PM CDT

    Zmed is the obvious choice.

    by stuntcock mike

    For everything. Bachelor Party 2!

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  • May 11, 2009 1:11:56 PM CDT

    Bachelor Party 2

    by wavingflagsinspace

    In my dreams! Apparently the guy who played Brad was eager to get a sequel on the go. Might be tricky as that guy who played Rick went on to have something of a stellar career. And I'm guessing that Monique Gabrielle no longers cuts the mustard as Debbie. Now that shit got me through puberty.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:13:29 PM CDT

    BACHELOR PARTY 2 IS EXACTLY WHAT TOM HANKS NEEDS

    by bringingsexyback

    for his comeback.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:15:12 PM CDT

    ZMED'S HAIR USED BY NASA AS FOUNDATION FOR SPACE FARMING

    by bringingsexyback

    It has a unique, nutrient-rich composition.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:16:16 PM CDT

    If only...

    by wavingflagsinspace

    ...maybe they could cook up a script whereby he has divorced Debbie, settled for the porsche instead during a midlife crisis and now feels the time to try out a tricky second marriage...

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  • May 11, 2009 1:17:57 PM CDT

    they go with unknowns ALL THE TIME IN BIG MOVIES!!!

    by blackjackbauer

    LOTR - Aragorn? who is that?, Harry Potter, The Narnia Movies, hell Chris Pike is an unknown in Star Trek. and why ARE their unknown minorities? because of the BULLSHIT racism in hollywood like this that mainly lets white actors thrive. its built from the ground up this way, with all the excuses to boot. you cant make excuses for this kinda shit. u ALWAYS hear hollywood saying "an unknown would be great for this" - sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt. but the fact is, unknown minorities NEVER get the chance, while white men always do. racist hollywood at its best, and i fucking hate how AICN never seems to go there. yall remind me of my wack ass film history professor at UCLA, pining for the golden days.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:18:43 PM CDT

    Oooppssss

    by wavingflagsinspace

    Monique Gabrielle played Tracy, not Debbie. I must have been going blind with all that wanking in '84. Goddamn hairy palms make it tricky to type, too.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:19:35 PM CDT

    HOLLYWOOD IS RUN BY JEWS

    by bringingsexyback

    Did you actually think they would let a Persian play a Persian? LOL

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  • May 11, 2009 1:24:49 PM CDT

    Where's Elika???

    by johnno

    And I hope the Prince sounds like your typical American homeboy... it's important that they nail things and the setting down right exactly like in the recent game to stay faithful to it!

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  • May 11, 2009 1:26:06 PM CDT

    funny

    by sokitome

    Mel Gibson has the stigma of being a racist because of his Nazi dad and anti semetic rant, but yet he casted practically unknown ethnically correct actors for Apocalypto that did a great job acting. Whether or not that movie could have made more money if it were cast with white actors is another story.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:26:06 PM CDT

    ACTUALLY THE MORE UNKNOWN THE BETTER

    by bringingsexyback

    Known actors are distracting because of all the celebrity garbage they bring to screen, like Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Unless you are a true professional, and you become the character, as Bale became Connor, then your belief system is easily suspended.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:28:12 PM CDT

    SOKITOME

    by bringingsexyback

    Mel's dad is not a Nazi.

    But your point on Apocalypto is well made.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:29:08 PM CDT

    "As Bale became Connor" BSB?

    by glory_fades_immaxfischer

    Oh..so you've seen T4 already? lol

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  • May 11, 2009 1:29:57 PM CDT

    bringingsexyback

    by sokitome

    I thought his dad was an admitted anti semite and nazi sympathizer. I guess i'm wrong.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:35:18 PM CDT

    GLORY

    by bringingsexyback

  • May 11, 2009 1:38:33 PM CDT

    Wow

    by rickey henderson

    It never ceases to amaze Rickey how every AICN talkback at some point manages to devolve into some sort of weird conversation involving Jews that Rickey is never certain is zionist or is anti zionist but magnificent weirdness abounds within nonetheless.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:46:00 PM CDT

    Hey Rickey, doesn't it remind you of Godwins law?

    by ganymede3010

    "Godwin's Law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies)[1] is an informal adage created by Mike Godwin in 1990. The adage states: "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches."

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  • May 11, 2009 1:47:57 PM CDT

    Cutthroat Island rules

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    This flick wishes it could be so awesome.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:48:13 PM CDT

    Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb

    by who dat ninga

    These same dumbasses would have wanted to cast Zack Efron and Vanessa Hudgens for the lead roles in "Slumdog Millionare".

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  • May 11, 2009 1:49:18 PM CDT

    Godwin's Law

    by sokitome

    The probability is even higher when the discussion is about a movie with somewhat controversial casting involving race.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:53:34 PM CDT

    That looks like the most expensive Creed video yet

    by drturing

    Scott Stapp looks ripped.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:53:49 PM CDT

    They should call it "White Prince of Persia"

    by drturing

  • May 11, 2009 1:54:22 PM CDT

    heh, indeed Gany, Godwin's Law.

    by rickey henderson

    And in situations like this, Rickey can never tell who's being sarcastic and who genuinely doesn't like Jews because everyone makes completely over the top comments...

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  • May 11, 2009 1:55:33 PM CDT

    Did anyone see that movie where his sister

    by drturing

    gets fucked by really ugly men one after the other for two interminable hours. It should've been called Butterface the motion picture but instead it was called Sherrybaby, By the time she was banging some mulleted dude in a laundry room I wanted it to stop.

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  • May 11, 2009 1:55:59 PM CDT

    Bruckheimer just seems like a nice guy

    by mattmanreturns

    Rare for a producer. He's someone I'd actually enjoy talking with.

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  • May 11, 2009 2:04:56 PM CDT

    Is the harry animation from mulholland drive?

    by l. ron bumquist

    or something else?

    Re. Prince of Persia, where's Sabu when you need him eh?

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  • May 11, 2009 2:07:35 PM CDT

    drturing got it right!

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    lol sir, lol. creed sucks.

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  • May 11, 2009 2:10:11 PM CDT

    Actually Persians are "white boys".

    by johnnyangel

    More Aryan than we are. But having stated that bit of trivia, I agree that Jake G. is ridiculous in any role that requires manliness.

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  • May 11, 2009 2:15:27 PM CDT

    Some Iranians live across the street from me

    by johnnyangel

    So that makes me an expert. And except for being generally better looking, with cleaner, sharper features, they look Mediterranean. They are much better looking than Jake, by the way.

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  • May 11, 2009 2:29:40 PM CDT

    Some people

    by shaner jedi

    seem to be suggesting they should have cast an Arab in the Persian role.

    Did your brain stop developing at the stem?

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  • May 11, 2009 2:30:48 PM CDT

    Shaner Jedi, I agree.

    by johnnyangel

    Probably the fastest way to insult an Iranian is to call him an Arab.

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  • May 11, 2009 2:33:42 PM CDT

    jake looks gay not persian & movie looks like shitty...

    by muri71

    kingdom from ridley scott!
    there we had the same problem a pretty boy who fukks the movie up and is totally unbelievable as alead or badass!

    wont see this!

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  • May 11, 2009 2:46:15 PM CDT

    Shaking My Head

    by cobbio

    Mike Newell directing, Jake Gyllenhall starring, a big budget -- to me these are very good things. I like the monetary freedom and both of these guys.
    Unfortunately, to be blunt, I HATE video game movies. HATE them! Every game shits the bed when asked to become a movie. It just does. For so many reasons.
    Maybe Newell will change my mind, since he's one of the few directors who could, but as of right now, I'm shaking my head. What a waste of talent.

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  • May 11, 2009 2:46:37 PM CDT

    Anyone who thinks the casting is "racist"...

    by jrb

    ...is a moron. Learn a thing or two about the business of film making before making such an ignorant comment. It's all about casting a known commodity, i.e. a fucking MOVIE STAR. Say what you want about Jake G., he is a big name star who will bring big box office to the opening weekend. Studios rely on movie stars for big budget pictures like this. That's why they get payed so much. Name one Persian or Middle Eastern actor who is even 1/10th as famous and marketable as Jake G. Can't? That's because there are none. This is business, not an exercise in political correctness.And by the way, it's called ACTING for a reason. You play someone or something that you are not.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:00:14 PM CDT

    I agree, jrb

    by cobbio

    Lay off Gyllenhaal, people. He's a very good actor with solid and varied credits to his name. He'll do everything he can, I'm sure, to give a good performance of a Persian, even if he isn't really Persian.
    Remember: in 1982 Ben Kingsley, a white Englishman, won Best Actor for his portrayal of brown-skinned Mahatma Gandhi. If the actor is good enough, skin color ceases to be an issue.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:02:38 PM CDT

    Mel Gibson's nazi dad

    by asimovlives

    And to think Mel lobbied hard to be cast as Oskar Schindler for Spielberg's movie. I can't help to see some irony in this. I can't also help to see the irony that would be later f Mel had gone on his anti-semite rants and with him having played a savior of jews in a movie before. That shit would had been hysterical.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:04:08 PM CDT

    MattmanReturns

    by asimovlives

    Nice guy? The kind of movies he makes, it's obvious he has the most pure hatred for the whole of mankind.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:05:34 PM CDT

    Cobbio

    by bacardirocky

    I agree with you, however Ben Kingsley is in fact of Indian descent. His birth name was Krishna Pandit Bhanji. Nothing to do with this talkback but Freddie Mercury was also of Indian descent.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:07:28 PM CDT

    by the way which box office hit did jake had so far?

    by muri71

    except brokeback mountain which was a sleeper and then got oscar nominations and became a hit?!
    jake aint shit if he aint in a big blockbuster director movie and look at zodiac he was the lead and we know what happend with that movie he still aint even and it was a ferakin fincher movie!

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  • May 11, 2009 3:09:22 PM CDT

    BacardiRocky

    by asimovlives

    Not only persian, he was also zorastrian, the ancient persian empire religion of the time of the battle of Thermopylae.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:10:18 PM CDT

    muri71

    by asimovlives

    The Day The Earth Got Cold, aka, The Day After Tomorrow?

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  • May 11, 2009 3:10:59 PM CDT

    Zoroastrian

    by asimovlives

    Typo correction

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  • May 11, 2009 3:15:01 PM CDT

    I'd rather see the Clash of the Titans remake

    by kwalified

    I need a real trailer before i have a real opinion on this....does anyone have the screenplay?....Kwalified@gmail.com

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  • May 11, 2009 3:31:58 PM CDT

    AsimovLives

    by mattmanreturns

    I knew my "Bruckheimer seems like a nice guy" comment would offend somebody. God forbid anybody make anything other than a woefully disparaging remark on these talkbacks. He genuinely seems to like the movies he's involved with, more than just throwing money at them. And as for his movies... if you don't enjoy Pirates of the Caribbean, I don't know what to tell you.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:32:59 PM CDT

    Am I a bad person because I enjoyed 'Bubble Boy'?

    by derlanghaarige

  • May 11, 2009 3:34:39 PM CDT

    DerLanghaarige

    by mattmanreturns

    Yes. You're a bad person. If you enjoy something, and don't hate everything, you're a bad person.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:35:48 PM CDT

    The Burbs 2. Bachelor Party 2.

    by stuntcock mike

    These are the sequels Hanks needs to do instead of Angels and Demons. Fuck it, get him to be in the Munich sequel with Sir Bana.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:37:49 PM CDT

    Big 2: Bigger

    by mattmanreturns

  • May 11, 2009 3:38:58 PM CDT

    This will actually coin a new phrase for miscasting

    by jimmy_009

    "Man putting Meg Ryan in that was a total Gyllenhaal."

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  • May 11, 2009 3:40:24 PM CDT

    IF MEL'S FATHER IS A NAZI, I'M THE QUEEN OF NAIROBI

    by bringingsexyback

    Leave the old man alone you fuckheads.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:41:52 PM CDT

    BOSOM BUDDIES: THE MOTION PICTURE

    by bringingsexyback

  • May 11, 2009 3:45:02 PM CDT

    SPLASH 2: TSUNAMIC BOOGALOO

    by bringingsexyback

  • May 11, 2009 3:46:41 PM CDT

    SPLASH 2: SLIPPERY WHEN WET

    by mattmanreturns

  • May 11, 2009 3:49:20 PM CDT

    Jesus, Gyllenhaal, what are you doin' man??

    by industrykiller!

    I guess everyone deep down wants to be an action star, even if that means doing a videogame adaptation.No less one about an earth destroying sandstorm...ugh. Prince of Persia was never known for its stories, its just a fun supernatural parkour simulator. I just cannot see this being worth watching.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:49:25 PM CDT

    I vote, "no".

    by royston lodge

    It looks like Wolverine, in that while there's nothing "wrong" with it and it doesn't look "bad", there's nothing that makes me stand up and actually want to go see it. It looks like it's wallowing in the same pit of boring that Wolvie did.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:51:18 PM CDT

    What the hell is that new Harry animation?

    by nasty in the pasty

    Honestly...Harry picks some OBSCURE shit to dedicate corner animations to.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:53:02 PM CDT

    All Bruckheimer can say about his leads is they look good

    by industrykiller!

    That guy is everything in Hollywood that needs to die.

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  • May 11, 2009 3:58:20 PM CDT

    I always pictured...

    by duke_whittington

    ...Naveen Andrews or James Callis in this role. Like Jake Gyllenhaal, think he's a great actor in the right role, but even his beard looks stuck on in this.

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  • May 11, 2009 4:12:45 PM CDT

    THANK YOU BACRADIROCKY, YES WE'RE WHITE

    by j-dizzle

    Believe it or not we don't all look like Osama Fucking Bin Laden. Why are we in Persia? Because centuries ago we migrated there, duh! As a Persian, I can honestly say Gyllenhaal is perfectly acceptable casting.

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  • May 11, 2009 4:14:20 PM CDT

    Jerry Bruckheimer Hates You!

    by tech_noir

    But he loves your wallets!

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  • May 11, 2009 4:16:09 PM CDT

    TO THE IDIOT WHO SAID PICK AN ARAB GUY

    by j-dizzle

    How about we pick Mel Gibson to play Obama in a biopic?

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  • May 11, 2009 4:16:51 PM CDT

    Oh, I forgot, Bruckheimer makes $$

    by mattmanreturns

    So the basement dwellers hate him.

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  • May 11, 2009 4:20:17 PM CDT

    Persia Doesn't Exist!

    by tech_noir

    Type in Persia into Wikipedia. Directs you to Iran. It hasn't been Persia since 1935. Sorry Iranians. You just have to call yourselves Iranians from now on. Don't worry, we won't judge you

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  • May 11, 2009 4:23:20 PM CDT

    PERSIA = IRAN

    by j-dizzle

    Just because the name of the country changed doesn't mean the country was wiped off the face planet. And just so you know, Iranian = Nationality, Persian = Ethnic Background

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  • May 11, 2009 4:32:27 PM CDT

    J-Dizzle, are you serious?

    by d.vader

    Are you really Persian and do most Persians consider themselves to be a type of "White"? Don't be messing around, because if you aren't telling the truth, there are going to be a lot of dumber people around here spreading ignorance. So please be telling the truth.

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  • May 11, 2009 4:35:29 PM CDT

    He's Lebanese, but

    by gwai lo

    Haaz Sleiman impressed me in "The Visitor" last year. I don't mix up my Arabs and Persians or anything, but I think he could have done this. Not that this movie ever had a chance of being anything but terrible.

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  • May 11, 2009 4:50:42 PM CDT

    Hmm, doesn't sound like the game . . .

    by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon

    . . . too bad. I thought the games were well made. God Of War totaly ripped the gameplay off.

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  • May 11, 2009 4:54:34 PM CDT

    They're making an Obama biopic already?

    by duke_whittington

    Still think the beard looks stuck on.

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  • May 11, 2009 4:55:09 PM CDT

    ADRIAN ZMED AS AMAZING ZMED MAN!!!

    by bringingsexyback

    Now that's good casting!

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  • May 11, 2009 4:58:57 PM CDT

    I smell Turkey

    by cat_corporation

    This looks woefully lame. Scorpion King redux.

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  • May 11, 2009 5:00:14 PM CDT

    reason for no parkour

    by kungfuhustler84

    CG Jake Gylenhaal will be made to run up walls and fight 100 foot tall monsters when he's created in post production.

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  • May 11, 2009 5:01:38 PM CDT

    D. VADER

    by j-dizzle

    I am serious, we are white. The reason why a lot of us don't look "white" is because around 600 to 650 AD, a bunch of Arabs invaded the Sassanid Persian Empire, sacked our cities, and raped our women because "Allah told them to." However, today there are still many Persians who retain the old Aryan features such as a typical white skin tone and light colored eyes. During the ancient age, our darker skinned neighbors nicknamed us the "white race" because of our contrast in skin color compared to theirs.

    Believe it or not, Islam is not Iran's native religion. Islam is in fact a foreign religion introduced by foreign invaders. Zoroastrianism is Iran's real religion.

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  • May 11, 2009 5:04:27 PM CDT

    Eric Estrada as the Prince?

    by duke_whittington

    Eric brings a touch of class to any project. I love these games and seriously want to love the idea of a film but a) game adaptations that work? and b) game adaptations that work? I stand waiting to be convinced.

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  • May 11, 2009 5:08:33 PM CDT

    Everytime you guys mention

    by cherryvalance

    how Jake isn't Iranian and then someone brings up Ahmadinejad, all I can think of is this video: http://tinyurl.com/b97lqa

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  • May 11, 2009 5:18:53 PM CDT

    J-Dizzle

    by duke_whittington

    I see what you're saying, I just can't visualise Jake in this role. To be fair my thoughts on the role are based upon a few video game covers and a character rendered out of polygons.

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  • May 11, 2009 5:21:25 PM CDT

    Prince of Iran

    by mr_x_v2

    I'm looking forward to loads of beards in this movie

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  • May 11, 2009 5:24:42 PM CDT

    I DON'T CONDONE THE MULLAHS' ACTIONS

    by bringingsexyback

    But if I had that much power I would do the same things.

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  • May 11, 2009 5:27:35 PM CDT

    ISLAM WILL PREVAIL OVER THE ZOROASTRIAN INFIDELS

    by bringingsexyback

  • May 11, 2009 5:28:25 PM CDT

    Jake Gylenhaal just doesn't have

    by gwai lo

    a typically Persian look. He has a Northern European look. I've worked with Iranians, dated one, etc. None of them looked like Jake Gylenhaal. So while there may be people walking around that look like him in Iran, he's not exactly the face I conjure to mind when I think "Persian". Forget whether he's white or off white, that has very little to do with it. It's his face. It's a Nordic face. Sometimes Northern Europeans can pull of anyone straight through the Caucasus down into India, a la Ben Kingsley in Gandhi or Alec Guinness in Lawrence of Arabia. But they have to have one of those specific faces that goes both ways. This just looks silly, like he's playing Aladdin. I don't even know why I've even bothered to type this ramble, this movie looks like shit and now I've wasted valuable time thinking about it.

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  • May 11, 2009 5:31:12 PM CDT

    Apparently Will Smith originally signed for the lead

    by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights

    ..until he re-read the script and was heard to scream:"I thought this was The Prince Of Bell-Air! Aw hell naw!"

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  • May 11, 2009 5:31:13 PM CDT

    Cap'n- Gaydar shows multiple incoming butt-bogies!

    by rubiks doob

    Maybe they can get Lucas and Spielberg to rape PoP after they're done with Indy?

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  • May 11, 2009 5:37:17 PM CDT

    I think Devin on CHUD got it right

    by gwai lo

    He looks like a West Hollywood personal trainer. I take back my last post in its entirety and replace it with this one. He should look a bit more like he comes from ancient Persia, instead of Orange County. That's the real problem here. Perfect hair, tan, muscles, skin, on a dude that is already pretty to begin with. No amount of Aladdin costumes will overcome that.

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  • May 11, 2009 5:39:15 PM CDT

    THIS IS NOT J-DIZZLE'S FATHER'S PERSIA

    by bringingsexyback

    It's his great great great great great great great grandfather's.

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  • May 11, 2009 5:48:08 PM CDT

    NEEDS GIANT ROBOTS AND FLOCK OF SEAGULLS

    by sal_bando

    AND I RANNNNNNNNNN SO FARRRRRRRRR A WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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  • May 11, 2009 5:51:12 PM CDT

    BSB

    by j-dizzle

    You missed one "great." Get it right you imbecile.

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  • May 11, 2009 5:53:18 PM CDT

    They should have got

    by gwai lo

    Rodrigo Santoro to reprise his role from 300

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  • May 11, 2009 5:56:13 PM CDT

    J-DIZZLE: YOU NEED TO UPDATE ANCESTRY.COM THEN

    by bringingsexyback

    Regards, BSB

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  • May 11, 2009 6:01:20 PM CDT

    GWAI LO

    by j-dizzle

    I understand what you're saying. True, the sculpted greek god OC bodybuilder look is over the top. But then again, its a movie based on the Prince of Persia video games. What's going to fit the bill more? A Nordic looking bodybuilder, or a fat Saddam Hussein lookalike? Could you imagine Conan The Barbarian being played by someone who looks like say, Adam Corolla?

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  • May 11, 2009 6:03:56 PM CDT

    RE: BSB

    by j-dizzle

    How about you do it for me, eh? You sound like an intelligent guy who knows everything. Heh, a petty little Persian like myself doesn't really know his way around those "internets."

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  • May 11, 2009 6:16:59 PM CDT

    J-Dizzle

    by gwai lo

    And I understand what you're saying, but I don't think we moviegoers should have to settle for mediocrity just because that's the way things go. Someone brought up Apocalypto earlier. Great example. Rudy Youngblood is Comanche, not Mayan, but it hardly mattered because Mel Gibson created a convincing enough world that wasn't full of anachronisms and verisimilitude fuck ups and stupid Hollywood stunt casting. (yeah yeah, some of the historical details were wrong, inevitable for a historical epic 99% of the time) Just think about it: the very fact that someone, somewhere, cast Jake Gylenhaal as "The Prince of Persia" is an insult to our collective intelligence. Even for a video game movie. Heaven forbid a real Persian or at least someone from the general area land a starring role in a big studio action picture and maybe turn it into a career.

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  • May 11, 2009 6:19:42 PM CDT

    MattmanReturns

    by asimovlives

    Ol' Jerry certainly seems to like to make money out of the gullibility of the audiences and to do that bty delievering movies that systematically insult everybody's intelligence. Yeah, what a guy!

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  • May 11, 2009 6:22:38 PM CDT

    And Arnold as Conan

    by gwai lo

    Was unquestionably perfect casting, as the character was always portrayed to look like him. Whereas Gylenhaal as Prince of Persia is a resounding WTF from nearly everyone. I didn't say the character couldn't be ripped, just that he shouldn't look like he just stepped away from a Men's Health photo shoot for a make-up touch up.

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  • May 11, 2009 6:34:15 PM CDT

    PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN in the DESERT!

    by mr. nice gaius

    Mark my words!!!

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  • May 11, 2009 6:39:50 PM CDT

    GWAI LO

    by j-dizzle

    Again, I agree. My qualm isn't the fact that they DIDN'T cast a Persian, but that people quickly dismissed the casting of Gylenhaal. Apocalypto is a great point, but ultimately different from this case for one reason, the casting of Gylenhaal is a little more accurate than people give credit for. Now if Gylenhaal was the ONLY white guy cast, while everyone else looked like a modern day Middle Easterner, then I'd see why people would think "WTF." But based on the clips we've seen (granted, not a lot of clips) the type of actors cast have been consistent. Why fault the casting of Gyllenhaal and overlook Gemma Arterton? Gísli Örn Garðarsson, a Scandinavian was cast in this movie - does he not fit the bill either, because imho he could pass for an ancient Persian, possibly even a modern day Persian (i.e. hairy chest, lol).

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  • May 11, 2009 6:41:29 PM CDT

    GWAI LO, AGAIN

    by j-dizzle

    "I didn't say the character couldn't be ripped, just that he shouldn't look like he just stepped away from a Men's Health photo shoot for a make-up touch up." ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Ok, you win!

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  • May 11, 2009 6:48:16 PM CDT

    It's amazing

    by twogunjames

    Because "literally" thousands of people worked hard on the film, and I just sat in my trailer, counted my money and shot roids all day.

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  • May 11, 2009 6:51:42 PM CDT

    Franks, tell me a Persian movie star...

    by lenny nero

    ...who can open a Bruckheimer movie.

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  • May 11, 2009 7:03:07 PM CDT

    Prince of Persia is a pretty gay sounding name

    by f69

    If they changed it to something else it could be that movie formally know as Prince of Persia... But anyway, I guess it's nice to see them actually shooting on location with a real set and everything rather than greenscreening it all... I just can't get over how much of an ass Jake Gyllenhaal looks.

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  • May 11, 2009 7:10:29 PM CDT

    J-Dizzle

    by the dark shite

    I'll quote you: "I am serious, we are white. The reason why a lot of us don't look "white"...." etc etc

    If you don't LOOK white, you aren't white. White isn't a race, it's a skin tone.

    & as already established above, Caucasian doesn't mean white either. Maybe you should read the whole TB, you might learn something.

    Same goes for Johnnyangel who thinks the word Aryan means white. It doesn't. Both words have been corrupted.

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  • May 11, 2009 7:46:31 PM CDT

    Dr Shite (aka smartypants)

    by kobaal

    Ok, then so what do 'Caucasian' and 'Aryan' actually mean. Please answer in the context of this film, Iranian ethnicity, people of western European descent and Nazi policy. Word limit: 600.

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  • May 11, 2009 7:50:31 PM CDT

    What if Prince

    by cherryvalance

    played the Prince of Persia? Would that have been better? It'd still be gay-ish.

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  • May 11, 2009 7:55:45 PM CDT

    Kobaal

    by the dark shite

    Sorry for being one of those people who knows stuff on a TB instead of just talking shit & trying to convince people it's true. I'm having breakfast. Read a book. Or google it.

    Then you can be a smartypants too. Hope that meets your word limit.

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  • May 11, 2009 7:58:30 PM CDT

    Failing that..

    by the dark shite

    Read further up the TB. I've already said where the term Caucasian comes from & that it's a fallacy. A Tber called Sokitome explained the term Caucasian very well. If you can't be bothered to read the TB, I'm not gonna do your homework for ya.

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  • May 11, 2009 8:11:11 PM CDT

    Did he say???

    by vettebro

    Jake is handsome? Both he and his sister are funny looking. At least we know why he got ripped though. The subject and "arena" of this movie sounds boring to me. Pirates (as in Captain Jack Sparrow, not Somalian) cool, Persians??? Belong in a deep hole...as in..."THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" :)

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  • May 11, 2009 8:13:47 PM CDT

    I throw you a bone on Aryan..

    by the dark shite

    If you wanna understand Caucasian, read above.

    It's complicated, but to give you a basic meaning, Aryan comes from the Latin "Arianus." In Iranian (NOT Persian) languages, it refers to themselves as a people. But it also refers to people who speak various types of North Indic languages & it would seem they have a shared linguistic past with some Indians.

    If you read above, you'll see the confusion comes from a guy called Blumenbach, who gave the name Caucasian to people who he claimed came from the caucuses, but he was wrong, although we kept the name.

    This led to Hitler's bullshit about Aryans which, despite the fact that he was a loony, has still somehow managed to take on the meaning of "blonde haired, blue eyed" etc, when actually it's quite the opposite. There ya go!

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  • May 11, 2009 8:18:37 PM CDT

    I should add..

    by the dark shite

    That people like BacardiRocky are saying "Persians originated from the caucuses, which is why they're white." However, white people didn't come from the caucuses, nor did Caucasians, despite the name & Caucasian never meant white anyway.

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  • May 11, 2009 8:26:22 PM CDT

    Eric Estrada as the Prince, GENIUS!

    by kirttrik

    I vote ESTRADA!

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  • May 11, 2009 8:31:24 PM CDT

    This movie needs ...a MEGASHARK!

    by kirttrik

  • May 11, 2009 8:33:06 PM CDT

    I vote Yoda.

    by the dark shite

  • May 11, 2009 8:39:38 PM CDT

    I knew you couldn't help yourself

    by kobaal

    Thanks. I was genuinely interested. I saw the previous posts but the information was somewhat piecemeal.
    Bet you never thought your PhD would be put to such good use ;)

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  • May 11, 2009 8:44:23 PM CDT

    Fucker :-).

    by the dark shite

    I was enjoying my breakfast. I'll probably get heartburn now.

    Yeah, that was my aim. Study for years so I can eventually write on a talkback about a movie that looks really, really shit. Seriously, who really wants to see that crap?

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  • May 11, 2009 8:57:44 PM CDT

    COMPLETE DISASTER

    by thusspakespymunk

    WATCH the action scene with the guy in the armor swinging his spear/axe, veerrrrrryyyyyy slowwwlly toward Jake. Is this movie a joke? The action looks as choreographed as two dudes playing lightsaber while grossly overweight on YouTube. You know the video I mean. You're IN the video I mean!

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  • May 11, 2009 9:04:50 PM CDT

    Jake's head looks photoshopped on his body.

    by walrusholder

    not everyone should be buff, it just looks wierd, this whole movie really looks like it's going to suck.

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  • May 11, 2009 9:42:54 PM CDT

    SHITFEST

    by aftermath1349

    Holy god this looks bad... I don't even have anything else to say other than JG as the Prince is bad casting on a level most films never reach.

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  • May 11, 2009 9:53:21 PM CDT

    Where's Shia Lebouf and the monkey...

    by drmorbius

    ...and that old fuck with the Fedora and the whip? I HATE snakes!!!

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  • May 12, 2009 12:20:23 AM CDT

    This movie looks like

    by cujo_fugate

    a cock in the ass.

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  • May 12, 2009 12:59:14 AM CDT

    Well, I am under-fucking-whelmed.

    by motoko kusanagi

    A V A T A R.December.N O T H I N G E L S E M A T T E R S.

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  • May 12, 2009 2:39:39 AM CDT

    Motoko Kusanagi

    by wavingflagsinspace

    Which bandwagon are you going to hitch a ride on come January. Avatar 2? Oh, sorry A V A T A R 2? I D O H O P E A V A T A R I S A S G O O D A S Y O U E X P E C T I T T O B E O T H E R W I S E Y O U H A V E W A S T E D A L O T O F T I M E T Y P I N G T H I S S H I T !

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  • May 12, 2009 2:56:00 AM CDT

    Looks stupid

    by darth fart

    The whole thing looks stupid. I can't buy Jake in that role.

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  • May 12, 2009 3:05:56 AM CDT

    you're all missing the point

    by grimloche

    that it doesnt involve monsters, time control, or acrobatics at all from what i can tell.

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  • May 12, 2009 3:58:44 AM CDT

    'Princed the Persia' is the new 'Nuked the Fridge'

    by rubiks doob

    Mark my woids...

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  • May 12, 2009 5:05:37 AM CDT

    I'd be careful discussing race...

    by morgoth

    ...here at AICN. Next thing you know some gutless hacker will nuke your website.Though it's a good excuse for Jake to buff up, who (beyond gamers familiar with it) will watch this movie? Where's the general audience? I smell more flopping than a summer flounder on the beach.

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  • May 12, 2009 5:50:03 AM CDT

    BROKEBACK MOTHERFUCKIN PRINCE

    by blackjackbauer

  • May 12, 2009 2:16:54 PM CDT

    SO DARK SHITE, JUST CLARIFY

    by j-dizzle

    Its your assertion that Persians aren't white.

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  • May 12, 2009 3:33:09 PM CDT

    Nairobi!

    by mikefl

    The Queen of Nairobi posts here! Wow, so we're amongst royalty.

    Seriously though, I think it's about the right time to f off the whole nose thing.

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  • May 12, 2009 6:09:37 PM CDT

    Actually J-Dizzle

    by the dark shite

    I'm not making assertions. Other people have been making assertions, based on disproven theories & a misunderstanding of terms such as Caucasian & Aryan.

    In other words, that caucasians are white people-not true.

    That Caucasians came from the caucuses-not true.

    That Aryan means white people/people from the caucuses-not true.

    The only time I mentioned colour, was to point out that white is a skin tone & not a race. Therefore, if a person doesn't look white, they aren't white. So it's ridiculous to say "We're white, but some of us don't look white."

    That's like me saying "The Human race is said to have originated in Africa, therefore I'm black. I just look white." That would be ridiculous right?

    White is NOT a race. Nor is any other skin tone.

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  • May 12, 2009 6:28:03 PM CDT

    & J-Dizzle..

    by the dark shite

    Don't try to trap me into some kind of racism bullshit. All I did, was quote historical fact, to clear up the confusion on the TB, regarding terms like caucasian.

    I notice you haven't made any kind of counter-argument to those facts either. Probably because they're undisputable.

    If you can't reply with facts, that's ok. You don't have to resort to playing the race card. That's not cool & I'm not dumb enough to be dragged into it.

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  • May 12, 2009 8:05:49 PM CDT

    DARK SHITE, YOU ASSUME TOO MUCH

    by j-dizzle

    There is nothing in your posts to suggest you are racist, nor is there anything in mine to imply that I am trying to "trap" you in any way (frankly I find it odd that you would even think it), so don't worry you can lower your guard.

    When I used the term "white" I was referencing its more commonly used racial connotation. Obviously there are different shades of white, that isn't my point of issue here.

    The issue is the subject of racial background. My assertion is that Persians are white (there's that word again) or Aryan. Our base race is the same as yours. Take me for example, from my mother's side I'm Persian (her skin tone is white, in case you were wondering), from my father's side I have Persian as well as Turkish, Cossack, Mongol, and German ancestry. However, all of my friends didn't know that I had those roots until I revealed that fact. They all thought I was just a white English guy (born and raised in Middlesex). When I moved to America, everyone again thought I was just your everyday white guy. Even my Persian friends admitted to me that they wouldn't have thought that I was Persian if I hadn't told them.

    Anyway, my point remains. We are not Arabs, our racial origin is Aryan. Our true skin tone is white. We did not originate from the Caucasus, though some us settled there. If you disagree, then I guess we are at impasse.

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  • May 12, 2009 8:45:24 PM CDT

    Aryan..

    by the dark shite

    Isn't white. Aryan refers to peoplke who spoke a shared North Indic language. Various people from what is now modern day Iran & parts of India etc. Definitely NOT white people.

    I never said you were Arabs. All I did was reply to the posters above who used words like "caucasian" & "Aryan" without understanding that even some Asians are technically caucasian. It doesn't mean white & Aryan doesn't mean white at all. In fact, any Aryan influence on Persian immigrants comes from the the native Iranians, not the other way round. That's just historical fact & to confuse Aryan with Hitler's version of Aryan would be a big mistake. The thinking seems to be "We're white, we were immigrants & therefore Aryan." No. The Aryan people were the ones who were already there. The dark skinned fellas.

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  • May 12, 2009 8:47:43 PM CDT

    Oh & caucuses..

    by the dark shite

    I didn't say you orginated from the caucuses. Other people said that, as a way of saying "we're caucasian", which is why I got involved in this stupid TB in the first place. I was assuming Persian people would know their own point of origin more than I do & took them at their word.

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  • May 12, 2009 8:50:11 PM CDT

    That's assuming..

    by the dark shite

    that the above posters are even telling the truth that Persian people were immigrants to that land. I'm not so sure myself.

    I only know about terms like Aryan & Caucasian, because my field of expertise is war & propaganda. In order to understand thye likes of hitler etc, I need to understand the origins.

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  • May 12, 2009 9:15:50 PM CDT

    ACTUALLY DARK SHITE

    by j-dizzle

    According to Dr. Robert Bamban, an Iranian-Armenian American historian (who has two Phds, a History teacher at Pepperdine University, and, incidentally, a personal friend) disagrees with you. According to him, Aryans/Indo-Europeans are white (I never said Aryan MEANT white). You see the Iranian tribe of Aryans (my people, the other tribes were celts, germanic people, Armenians and other Southern European people) migrated from the Eurasian steppes (Southern Siberia) and settled down in present day Iran.

    The theory you seem to be a proponent of is the Out of India theory. There is evidence that Aryans were in that region, however they most likely settled there (as opposed to being natives) since the native people were in fact Dravidian (the dark skinned fellas).

    And I never said that you implied or stated that we were Arabs, I was merely trying to illustrate my point. As for Hitler.... the less said about him the better.

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  • May 12, 2009 9:35:43 PM CDT

    Well,

    by the dark shite

    I've never heard of this Banbam guy & him having 2 phds just means he's probably richer than me & could study for longer instead of getting a real job. So I don't like him:-).

    What I know is that Aryan simply refers to a shared liguistic heritage. I also know about Dravidians.

    The thing I took exception to with your post, was the notion that a person is white, even if they don't look white.

    A person's ancestral heritage is irrelevant. For example, my wife is Korean-Japanese. If we have kids, they won't be white. They'd be of half British descent, but not white. Because they won't have white skin.

    & this movie will still be shit.

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  • May 12, 2009 9:39:22 PM CDT

    & Persians..

    by the dark shite

    Can be both. Sorry, I have a habit of replying quickly & not putting my full comment.

    I've seen Persians who looked like Slavs, on the other hand I had a Persian friend at school & she was kinda brown.

    Frankly, I came on here because Aryan doesn't mean white, nor does caucasian & I'm a pedantic fucker!

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  • May 12, 2009 10:43:05 PM CDT

    I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING DARK SHITE

    by j-dizzle

    All I'm saying is, ancient Iranians/Persians were white. Many modern day Persians are darker skinned (mainly due the Arab invasion), however there are others who have maintained the white skin tone and light colored eyes. One of my cousins for example has blue eyes and blond hair, even though neither parent had blue eyes or blond hair and were darker skinned than he was! As I'm sure you are aware, genes can be passed on even though the carrier doesn't exhibit those characteristics.

    As for Dr. Bamban, of course you don't know him, I never expected you to since you never met the guy. He's also written a couple of books (in case you're interested: http://tinyurl.com/o546er and http://tinyurl.com/pxhhvm). As for having Phds and studying longer, scholarships and education loans play a big role in financing tuition fees. Don't really know many people who had their education paid for them ;-)

    Any way, I'm over this conversation. We can keep talking about it back and forth, but I think the issue has run its course for the time being. Pleasure talking to you sir.

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  • May 12, 2009 11:27:05 PM CDT

    Ok..

    by the dark shite

    Thank fuck for that. I need a break from it:-).

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  • May 13, 2009 6:15:45 PM CDT

    It reeks of gay!

    by cruzboy

    not that there's anything wrooong with that

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  • May 13, 2009 11:48:10 PM CDT

    It SCREAMS gay!

    by uberfreak

    Only R-rated movies are worth going to see these days.

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