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AICN COMICS SHOOT THE MESSENGER: Bryan Talbot Q&@! SIMPSONS Contest Winners! Previews: LOCKJAW! WISE INTELLIGENCE! & MUCH MORE!
What’s SHOOT THE MESSENGER?
Well, AICN COMICS: SHOOT THE MESSENGER is your weekly one stop shop for comic book -EWS. What’s comic book –EWS? Well, it’s our hodge podge of everything not reviews here at AICN Comics. Sure you can find out the @$$Holes’ critical opinions of your favorite books every Wednesday at AICN Comics. But here, you’ll find special reports such as previews, interviews, special features, and occasionally news gathered here from our online brethren at Newsarama, CBR, Wizard, etc. Sure those guys are the best at reporting news as it breaks. Click on the links for the original stories. This column cuts the crap to run down all the vital information for those of you who don’t follow it as it comes in, and serves it all up with that special ingredient of @$$y goodness.
Hey folks, Ambush Bug
here with another Shoot the Messenger column chock filled with bits of DIS and pinches of DAT.
Let’s start out with the winners of our “Best. Comic Book Guy. Quote. Ever.” Contest. The following will be receiving THE SIMPSONS: THE MARGE BOOK, full of all things Marge, just in time for a belated Mother’s Day gift. There were tons of entries and quite a few repeat quotes, so I chose the first of the best quotes submitted.
"Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."
Andrew Heiting-Doane
Bart: "Stan Lee is still here?"
Comic Book Guy: "Stan Lee never left, and I'm beginning to think his mind is no longer in mint condition."
Josh Luterman
“If my knowledge of sci-fi movies is correct--which it is--the black car is an advanced probe for the mother ship. Now, if you're through, I'm going to spend my last hours on Earth complaining about movies on the Internet.”
Richard Fernandez
CBG: “Err... Tell me, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?”
Woman: “Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.”
CBG: “Don't try to change me baby.”
Jim Zoyiopoulos
"Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy - the Vulcans – breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more."
C. Robert Dimitri
“Lucite hardening... must end life in classic Lorne Greene pose from Battlestar Galactica... Best... death... ever!!”
Jacob Brown
“That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore. It’s worth 150 dollars.”
Trey Shaver
"There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!"
Tim Harrod
"Someone has mixed an AMAZING SPIDER-MAN in with the PETER PARKER: THE SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN series. This will not stand."
Chris
"Are you the creator of Hi and Lois because you are making me laugh."
Bob Jensen
These books went out last week, so if the winners haven’t received THE MARGE BOOK yet, they soon will. Thanks to all who participated in the contest.
Jon Hamblin chats with Bryan Talbot
Friend of the @$$Holes Jon Hamblin (editor of Dads-space.com) had a chance to sit down with Bryan Talbot at a recent Sci Fi London event and ask him a few questions. Check out this cool interview below…
Part Two of the interview can be found here. It mainly deals with his work on A TALE OF ONE BAD RAT, and there's also an exclusive trailer for GRANDVILLE, his new anthropomorphic steampunk comic, coming out later this year.
You can also check out a free giveaway of a signed copy of Talbot’s last book here for those interested wolrdwide.
Thanks, Jon, for another awesome interview!
We’ve got a rack-full of goodness for you guys this week starting out with an extra special preview from one of our own @$$Hole reviewers Ryan McLelland. Ryan’s been reviewing for us for a while and when an @-Hole makes good, we like to celebrate it. So check out this preview from Ryan’s book WISE INTELLIGENCE #1 available now!
WISE INTELLIGENCE #1
Writer: Ryan McLelland
Art: Adam Talley
Publisher: Evolution Studios
Release Date: Out now!
Thanks Ryan for letting us preview WISE INTELLIGENCE #1. Looks like a very cool and very indie slice of lifer story. Those with enough taste to check out Indie Jones every week in our Wednesday column should seek this one out.
DARK REIGN: YOUNG AVENGERS #1
Writer: Paul Cornell
Art: Mark Brooks
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Release Date: This Wednesday
A new set of YOUNG AVENGERS, hmmm. If it’s as interesting as the first series, I’m on board and with the writer of CAPTAIN BRITAIN & MI13 providing the words, I must check this out come Wednesday!
MERCY THOMPSON: HOMECOMING #3
Writer: Patricia Briggs & David Lawrence
Art: Amelia Woo
Publisher: The Dabel Brothers
Release Date: May 20th
Another quality book from the Brothers Dabel. Nice art and an intriguing story. Looks to be fun.
DARK REIGN: HAWKEYE #2
Writer: Andy Diggle
Art: Tom Raney, Scott Hanna
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Release Date: This Wednesday
This miniseries looks to be a winner. Andy Diggle is on top of his game providing some awesome non-stop action here. I’ll be picking this one up this Wednesday too.
FUSION #1
Writers: Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning
Art: Tyler Kirkham
Publisher: Top Cow
Release Date: This Wednesday!
One of the undeniable truths of the comic book world is that if Abnett & Lanning are writing, I’m going to be checking it out! They’ve been kicking so much ass with NOVA & GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY. I’m eager to see what they can do with the meeting of Marvel and Top Cow. Check this out this Wednesday!
LOCKJAW & THE PET AVENGERS #1
Writer: Chris Eliopoulos
Art: Ig Guara, Chris Sotomoyer, Colleen Coover
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Release Date: This Wednesday
C’mon, you know you want to check it out. A series this offbeat has to be fun. Frog Thor, Lockheed, Speedball’s cat, Falcon’s falcon, and Lockjaw? Sign me up. In stores this Wednesday!
Finally, for those of you who didn’t get to check out Radical’s Free Comic Book Day offering, they’ve kindly allowed us to post it here. Check out this preview book of what Radical has to offer below!
Radical FCBD Special 2009
Publisher: Radical Comics
Proofs, co-edits & common sense provided by Sleazy G
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I remember reading that years ago in a comic that also had serials of Akira, The Last American and a few other gems.... what the hell was it called? C & F was fucking hilarious too, really gruesome ending if I remember correctly...
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It was called Toxic! Great collection too... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxic! ... They don't make 'em like that anymore, salad days......
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Though a new group of Young Avengers?? Why does every Marvel team have to have a complete rota revamp every few months? Will we soon be seeing a new group of Runaways as well? (although that would be good - the old team have become stale due to consistant fuckupery from the writers).
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... had me laughing like a buffoon. That character is so spot on.
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May 11, 2009 10:57:07 AM CDT
In fact they should kill off regular Thor again....
by the penultimate gunslinger
... and replace him with Frog Thor. Frog Thor should be the one who brings down Normal Osbourne and ends Dark Reign. Make it happen, Marvel!!!!
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The "I've wasted my life" is so much better than the Sean Connery/Roger Moore one. Meh.
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They're not really heroes... they're bad guys... kind of like the Dark Avengers... don't tell anyone...
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Ah! Maybe I should have actually read those preview scans. I guess that's a slightly more interesting concept, but not by much.
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Any else remember the old issue of "What If?" that had "what if Howard the duck led a super-hero team of animal characters?"
That issue also featured my other favorite What If? idea: what if you sat behind the Leader at the movies? -
In the latest New Avengers: Reunion, what do we get?Thats right, a West Coast Avengers BBQ including Iron Man in full costume and holding a beer... fantastic.
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...Will someone please kill Bullseye. Yeah, he is a psychotic criminal who likes to kill people, doesn't mean we should be rooting for him (American Eagle, where are you to finish this douche bag off?).
And as for that Dark Young Avengers preview, notice the fact that the robbers were racially mixed? You've got to hand it to crooks in the comic book universes, they may be thieves but they are not racist (unlike the guys I met in LA County in my youth). -
At the movies!! That image will be burned into my head forever. The look on that guys face, lol!
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Why? What was wrong with the old Young Avengers? Mighty Avengers even mentions Cassie and Vision (my two least favorit YA members, FWIW) being on both teams.
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Well, I am stupid also, I didn't realize this was Dark Young Avengers, I just thought it had the Dark Reign banner. My bad.
My LCS was, surprisingly, sold out of the Reunion issue. I was bummed, and am now even more excited to grab my copy this week. Loved your comparison to ballers partying in full uniform, btw. -
I'm so stoked for this new series that I think I'll get Pet Avengers as well!
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Krypto vs. Lockjaw? Does Beppo get to throw poop? Schleppy needs to review.
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Whattheeff
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