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Script Girl gets green skinned and naked for this week's Script Report!
Hey folks, Harry here... with Script Girl becoming a green skinned Orion Slave dancing girl! Oh and she reports on the script sales of the week. Here ya go...
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I hate myself.
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...now what?
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Absolutely terrible... why did I watch it? STOP the musical number! Stop it!
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I was she'd get it over with and start blowing talkbackers and charging us to watch.
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That is all.
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They're already stretched to their limit, good googly-moogly.
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Urgh. Body double too.
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The youtube screen capture always shows the video at the midway point, so I doubt it gets ANY better than that. Besides, the picture is really, really retarded.
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...are such assholes. ScriptGirl may not be the most brilliant thing AICN has ever done, but lord, some of you act like she's Satan dressed as Barney raping your sister while she shits in a cup.
She fucking talks about script news and has an ample chest!! Why the fuck go so fucking far out of your way to complain about her? -
She has some nice TITS. But somebody put something in her mouth and shut her up my zipper is stuck.
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That screen capture just looks retarded. Why does all her skits have an annoying forced feel? It is like when older people try to do a rap parody - it feels so forced and desperate to look hip it makes you just cringe.
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Script Cunt
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if only.
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That comedy blows.
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oh yes
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ScriptGirl is not a thing AICN has _ever_ done. She's not really part of AICN, just a YouTube-r that Harry links to. To some people that's the problem, since the work by other people on this site (Alexandra DuPont for example) is of arguably higher quality, to link to an external YouTuber like ScriptGirl just seems to bring the whole tone of the site down.
But what am I saying, most people think this site jumped the shark years ago so it hardly matters. Enjoy the tits. I'm off to trademark the word YouTuber. -
And yet, those people are still...around to complain. Classic...We will...and good luck...
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oh yeah I went there....
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She should be blowing us all because this is just worthless.
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May 09, 2009 9:12:54 PM CDT
Tired old hack barfs up last week's c-rate gossip.
by brock landers baby
Harry,can't you read? Dump this cunt.
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Barf. Harry please stop this. You have no shame?
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there is a lonely old VP/Producer/Director/Writer who will notice you, bed you, and give you one last chance at something besides the anonymity and mediocrity that currently surround and infects you.
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...or maybe my eyes are just blurry from boredom.
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script girl = the female jason lee. THINK ABOUT IT, U KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE!! please refer to her as JASONA LEE for now on
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May 09, 2009 9:25:05 PM CDT
I figured out how to get rid of her! Seriously!
by hercules_will_die_alone
Okay, here's the secret to not only dumping this broad, but improving the site! Maybe even getting rid of Harry and Herc! Stop posting. Stop visiting. Go on a break. Go to some other website. There's, like, a million of them. Every single complaint is a click which is driving up the ad revenue. Now, this site isn't as big as it once was, but it's still big enough to keep Harry in free swag and a wife who wouldn't look twice at him should he be a morbidly obese comic shop employee pushing 40. Just ignore this talkback, let alone the site... and come back in six months. We can only hope someone competent buys it out and takes it over.
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Is her lazy eye getting lazier?
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If it's shot in SD and compressed in the upload?
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... she'd be pretty hot.
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Yes she is.
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pasted on to some skinny chick's body... I really didn't need to see that.
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get permission to use footage from Star Trek or did she just ignore the copyright?
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not funny, not informative. Not original. Not sexy. Not going to waste my time with SG again.
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NUFF SAID
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May 09, 2009 10:43:12 PM CDT
I Think We Finally Found Out What Can Kill Scriptgirl...
by the_daily_struggles_of_talkbacker_x
It's a Star Trek thread. I deem this thread...clear.
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I would be more happy if you gave us a weekly video report of all the goings on in movie land every week, rather than this stunned prick.
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I know she enjoys them for lunch, with a drizzling of garlic sauce. But she should cut down the amount, or maybe try mice.
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or is she cross-eyed?
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absolutely chillingly bad and embarrassing skit, and no real script news?
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im not one of those lying geeks who say they wouldnt bang her, but her eyes are too close together or something. its kind of scary. i bet without the glasses she actually looks unattractive. and since she shamelessly whores herself out here, i dont feel bad about saying that. great tits though.
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... but you can't, because it's so damn awful, but this week lowered the bar and buried it in the sand.
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May 10, 2009 12:06:30 AM CDT
You gotta love Harry for the way he generates traffic !
by notveryfunny
The work of a true pimp !
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not pressing play, scriptgirl sucks.
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May 10, 2009 12:30:33 AM CDT
seriously she sucks more than nickelback
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
and almost as much as soulja boy
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May 10, 2009 12:34:05 AM CDT
this broad set the female movement back a few decades
by jeanluc dickhard
she is using her tits to get attention , i kinda feel sorry for her
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May 10, 2009 12:37:47 AM CDT
SCRIPTWHORE IS GREEN BECAUSE OF STD'S!!!FACT!!!
by returnofthecreepythinman
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SUCKING AND FUCKING THE OLD MEN WHO RUN HOLLYWOOD YOU DIRTY FUCKING SKANK!!!
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I'm done. I vow to never click on another scriptgirl video. Ever. If I want badly written comedy and irrelevent news I'll watch SNL.Oh and she's not hot.
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have mentioned. It's called a Mac people. Get off your antiquated pc ass and buy one.
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But I would still bury my face between her thighs until she saw God.
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the little guy. Fucking Paramount. What an Uncle Tom you are, dude. "Did she even bother to get permission?" You must be joking. That is promotional material. What the fuck do they care?
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and I appreciate those traits, despite having to turn down the volume. Still has nice totahs.
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And was played by Batgirl Yvone Craig. In the ep Whom Gods Destroy. Scriptgirl also refs the "Queen to Queen's level 3" passcode from the same episode so at least she or someone she works with is Trekker.
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Lifting audio off the movie is not the same as getting a promo kit. And clearly from the quality of the audio it was from a pirated track. Who gives a shit about sticking up for the little guy. This site was all about protecting intellectual rights and the letter of the law when the Wolverine workprint was pirated. I'm sure ScriptWhore has commited the very same crime here.
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You can suck the scabs off my cock too.
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and pretty good in OrionGirl Green, too.
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to make my wife's tits look great!
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Remember when she'd give actual script reports covered up? Nobody gave a fuck until she wore a low cut top and her (average) tits became centre stage. Since then her tops have gotten smaller and tighter. Slapper.
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No wait, I meant embarrasing and pathetic.
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...up the production values a bit. She went HD and look how many people noticed? See? I wasn't wrong.
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..in her arse?Seriously, this chick is overrated.(As in ST:TNG)I had ex-girlfriends with better tatas.(not to mention one who gave me a memorable lap dance while playing Samahin's Hungry end as music to strip to.)Oh, that and she's an airhead regardless of "Color".
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I dunno who's more annoying, her or the Suicide girls? These Bitches should consider a career change..say, giving handjobs...er, I meant "Erotic Messages" at the nearest HoJos.
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...I skipped past the "news", not before getting a quick eyeful of her (unexceptional) norgs, watched her "skit" then promptly projectile vomited across my screen at the sheer soul-sucking, brain-fricaseeing clumsy-as-fuck unfunny-as-shit mediocrity of it.
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and Wolverine 2...yeah I'm sure that'll be good. I wonder how many more marvel characters they'll fuck up and shit on in that one.
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and by pillows, I mean boobies.
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...lies in the talkback. I stopped watching after the first video, but the talkbacks ALWAYS deliver! At least it hasn't elevated to the level of 4chan's Boxxy, though...
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"Plastic" girlfriends don't count!!!
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I mean, what the hell. She's sort of okay-looking, but she doesn't seem very smart, and her delivery is amateur. This episode really sucked ass out its own butthole. What is the business/sex connection between AICN and this miscellaneous, insincere bimble? Something is wrong here...
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Is that the idea? And even that's only for a few seconds because she is fugly...
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Fucking awesome.
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May 10, 2009 12:43:24 PM CDT
Kudos on a good show Kristina! Ignore these bitter jackals!
by jacknancerevenge
Hot chicks, the movie industry, and history certainly will.
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May 10, 2009 12:50:52 PM CDT
And FuckMikeBay...whatever happened to that evil plan
by jacknancerevenge
for retribution you were touting a while back. Guess it fizzled out like your movie career, huh? Well there's always retail. In a strange way, I envy your complete obscurity. Savor it!
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complain about having tits on thier screen. you guys are surely the biggest bunch of faggots on the internet. If you don't like what she has to say, than at worst it's a pretty girl with great cleavage who's mute. Isn't that the best type of girl?
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Taken from SomethingAwful.com:
"To the Internet White Knight nothing is more enticing than the thought of a distressed female. If they remove the cause of the distress, they reason, they can then engage in sexual intercourse with the female in question. It doesn't matter if one party is in New York and the other is in California: The Internet White Knight firmly believes he could trip, fall 3,000 horizontal miles, and land d**k-first in a pile of chubby Internet p***y." -
I know you are a SG advocate and all that jazz, but humor me and give me 3 redeeming qualities about that YouTube clip. And please, no name-dropping or big words (I'm retarded!).
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..and in every SG talkback: SG's haters will be sorry when she's gone. Everyone has way too much fun hating her to want it to stop. She's the villain you love to hate, people.
DAMN YOU SCRIPTGIRL! DAMN YOOOOOOU!
God that felt good. I feel so much more superior and discerning now! (for the record, I actually can't sit through a Scriptgirl video. Too painful. The talkbacks though? Fucking gold, man. Keep em coming.) -
Myself included. Get rid of her bullshit.
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Big tits + Big forehead = anal sex
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JackNancysRevenge, you may recall, was outted--only last year--from this same same site; camouflaging himself as a screenwriter, it turns out Nancy was only qualified to address valentines to Dustin Diamond's blog alliances. Then again, you probably can't recall; nobody cares. Nancy, who is more obscure than a laugh at a
Pauly Shore concert, scratches messages to this site under a legion of pseudonyms
(note there's no flexibility in the writing, just juvenile rants). His movie "career" is compressed into attending $2 matinees at Hollywood Boulevard sinkholes; his professional vocation is dispensing wash towels at McDonald's men's rooms (without permission of the management). As for SG, she's filler (the equivalent of a Whoopi Goldberg or Alec Baldwin turkey that routinely debuts as an in-flight movie). Her looks are very average and the skits look like leftovers from a Don Dohler movie. What's next? Harry performing a hula dance? That's pretty ugly but actually much less painful than his "reviews" (a rave for TWILIGHT? It doesn't get any uglier than that!).
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Yeah, if my ex Gfs were plastic, then technology has really improved as one of 'em was very agile enuff to simulate a stripper/lap dance. Shit, you mean that all this time, I've been dating "Skin Jobs"? (Replicants)
Or maybe one of them Stepford Wives..well after all some Women are just empty headed Dolls, like say your pal Scriptgirl. -
Seriously...this is such a waste of time. Who is she blowing to get on this site? Yeah, I click on it to see the tits, but that's MY motivation. hey, free tits, right? But it doesn't help a site that needs no help.
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we got even less posts here than last week lets keep this going!!
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has to yvonne craig
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without question is susan oliver
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If you have to put the word 'NAKED' in the column title just to get people to click on it...THE COLUMN SUCKS FUCKING BALLS AND SHOULD BE MADE IMMEDIATELY DEFUNCT. For god's sake there isn't a single person who wants this column continued.
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Not a pal of ScriptGirl. I just enjoy reading all the posts here, saw an "opening" and went with it. No big deal, no need to get your panties in a bunch!!!
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PLEASE!!! THE PLAN IS FAILING
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May 10, 2009 10:02:32 PM CDT
Fuck your facist scheme Supercowbell. It's UNAMERICAN!!!
by john_t_chance
ANY BOOKS YOU DON'T PERSONALLY HAPPEN TO LIKE? MAYBE YOU CAN ASK PEOPLE TO BURN THEM FOR YOU!
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May 10, 2009 10:04:37 PM CDT
I thought that was funny, All your bitching can't change that.
by john_t_chance
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and does something with his life. Did he write a script? No.Research a cure for cancer? No. Join the Peace Corps? Not quite.
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decreasing the number of posts in a talkback to a video made by a total stranger whose mere existence is enough to send him into a misogynistic rage!
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meaningful relationships and productive activities?
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May 10, 2009 10:18:05 PM CDT
Yes chillun'. I'm afraid it is. But rather than despise the wret
by john_t_chance
let us pity him.
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May 10, 2009 10:25:26 PM CDT
to tear down what he is incapable of building himself.
by john_t_chance
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May 10, 2009 10:27:25 PM CDT
Probably in public places. Near schools, churches, and
by john_t_chance
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May 10, 2009 10:29:43 PM CDT
the poor helpless elderly. who are too feeble and infirmed
by john_t_chance
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May 10, 2009 10:30:50 PM CDT
John Chance, now you are just sad defending your nag...
by disgruntled_chinaman
cos if you aren't actually the dried up twat, you must realize the bind you are in... if she excels (WHICH SHE WON'T e.g. her "great shit-shtick) she will drop you once she makes it. She will have paid sychophants that she doesn't have to wank off every month and she will be happier without you... where will you be? Starbuck's, certainly, but will you be brewing the coffee or jerking off the 48 year old with the Transformers poncho named Dino_V?
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is ruined. Gotta start over from the beginning.
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not one get well card from this lot either
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not one get well card from this lot either
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May 10, 2009 10:45:54 PM CDT
At least she finally shot in HD. Though the lighting sucked.
by william_clay
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I used to watch script girl with the sound off b/c she has nice tits.Then I realized that even with the sound off a hot rack doesnt make her any more or less entertaining to me than if she has small boobies.plain n simple she sucks,and I think shes the anti christ.
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you asshole!! you are destryoing my plot for world domination! first a scriptgirl talkback...then..the world!!! asshole
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aint that the truth
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I fast forwarded through that "episode" and still feel like I lost quite a few brain cells. Harry, what is your fascination with her beyond the obvious??? You make your site a little dumber with each episode you post for her.
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I know that the feature generates a lot of vitriol and it's really quite refreshing to read how many keyboard feminists ther are on AICN but the best thing about this woman's one-trick pony is the responses it spawns...this is ALWAYS one of the funniest TalkBacks on here, ranging from the wholly puerile to the totally satitrical. Sorry, I meant satirical. Keep 'working' Scriptgirl...if only to stop you from selling out again by doing something else.
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...one ultra-padded pushup bra at a time.
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nobody cares what she has to say
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Right?
I don't get clicking on the Scriptgirl link and watching if you hate it so damn much.
I'm mean really, some amateurs try to be funny and informative, and a mass of people spew hate over it? It really doesn't matter how bad their little production is, it's free, and it's the viewer's choice to watch it.
If you think the segments suck so terribly that it motivates you post angry ravings, how about not watching.
Why so fvcking hateful? I don't get it.
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to pretty much anything other than her.
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May 11, 2009 7:50:54 AM CDT
Can everyone just cum on her tits and be done with it
by miyamoto_musashi
Wonder how Script Girl thinks about some bukake
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if I pull one more groin muscle wanking it to her inane report with the sound off, of course. Try playing "Me so horny" or "You gotta lick it" in place of her dopey regergitating reports, and start polishing the old skin flute and see how it goes for you. She definitely reminds me of the broads from those mail order bride ads. She's just doing it on a larger scale, to get herself noticed by some c rate producer.
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May 11, 2009 8:41:50 AM CDT
How to go hi def? W/help from Final Draft and RedBull & Coke
by hypeendshere
wider frame allows for product placement, dontcha know.
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You turn the sound off and scroll the page down so that it's just her knockers jiggling on screen. Uknowhumsayin...
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Doing the same bullshit hit stuffer they do with SG vids on YouTube. Let's just keep clicking and posting to give this story the illusion of being popular! Bullshit.
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Shamelessly inflating scriptgirl hit count on pathetic post at a time!
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You obviously have no clue why she is hated so much. Do you not understand these people "think" they are professionals? She thinks she can fool us into believing she is informing us of something rather then just reading Variety with her tits out while doing some absolutely terrible "comedic" rant. I can safely say that about 95% of the scriptgirl haters do NOT watch her "informative videos," they just choose to hate her because she is what is wrong with this site and this industry. Gotta run as its time for me to whip my dong out and read last weeks sports news, breaking story, Manny tested positive for performance enhancing drugs...cue the twilight zone music...stare at my dong and forget this is old news!
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Who gets mad at guy staring at her Breasts. All while she shops for XSM tops.
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...and I couldn't give a fuck about Script Girl's report. Who honestly really does give a shit? And why? Maybe a handful of industry acolytes who, if they really knew Hollywood would know this shit before she spoke it anyway.Why are we ratting out the Head Geek for sticking a pair of tremendous charleys on screen with a voice attached? And coming to this TalkBack for a good old bitch is waaayyy too much fun to scrap the idea.ps, I sold out in 2001 so my therapist tells me I don't need to feel guilty about posting here, despite what some of you might insist.
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Let's see her in a princess Leah outfit....
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I somehow imagine that she is one hell of a fun lady.
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She is not ugly at all. She is very cute. fuck all of you need to get a life.
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how she wishes she was was as skinny as that body double stand in. i mean just look at that armpit fat in glorious hd. makes me want to vomit all over my screen. and theres no telling how saggy and gross looking her tits are once unleashed from the tight tank top.
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But damn she's hot een with her clothes on!
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I just can't help being a smartass not to mention that anyone who mistakes SG as a serious journalist (as her attempts at "fan service" does nothing but disregard any cred she may have.)has got to be naive. Doable? yes as long as she keeps her piehole shut.Anything else..well..
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Well done, Scriptgirl, you've done it again!
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she should put on video her true talent!
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