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Great Day for Robert E Howard fans! 1st: The Rat is off Conan!!! 2nd: Harry has seen SOLOMON KANE and it is wonderful!

Hey there, Harry here!

First - it seems pretty sure that Brett Ratner is off of the relaunch of CONAN - at least according to Empire. Now the scary thing is that producer, Joe Gatta says that everyone on their team really wanted Ratner, which has me truly afraid of who they'll end up hiring to helm the next CONAN. Will this mean a Conan by someone like Len Wiseman or Paul W.S. Anderson or someone worse. Let's hope it ends up being someone like Michael Bassett.

Michael who?

Well, Michael Bassett is a Junior filmmaker... he's just completed his third film, and he's on a career track that I'm always looking after. Each film has been a leap forward from his previous.

In 2002, I was in Sitges, where I saw Michael Bassett's first film, DEATHWATCH - a very atmospheric and bizarre WWI trench ghost/horror film that very nearly did it for me. It starred Jamie Bell and Andy Serkis sans mo-cap dots. It didn't really warrant cheers and high praise cuz it just didn't quite work. It very nearly did though, that's why I really was interested in checking out his second film, WILDERNESS - which I saw at some screening thanks to my friend Matt Dentler back in 2006. The premise was essentially LORD OF THE FLIES meets juvenile delinquents from hell. There's something about child endangerment in film that I'm very much a fan of. The big point is... it was a very strong film from beginning to end, that just wasn't amazing.

Now it is 2009, and a few days ago, I saw Michael Bassett's third film effort. This time - all the pieces have fallen into place for Michael Bassett. This time, he's adapted the second greatest character from the mind of Robert E Howard. This time it is SOLOMON KANE.

There have been rumors of a Solomon Kane film for ages. When Bassett first announced this film, I was thrilled and scared shitless - because while I like Michael Bassett and I hoped he'd become a filmmaker that I could get real excited about... you never can tell. And with material like SOLOMON KANE. Dear God, this could've been handled all sorts of fucking wrong.

On the drive across Austin to see the movie, I was talking to my father - and we were discussing the concept of a SOLOMON KANE film. We were talking about how the look of the character had been completely ripped off by Stephen Sommers for his VAN HELSING - that retardedly goofy cartoon of a film. And we were terrified of this going wrong. Dad talked about how when he first became a dealer of comics, pulps and movie memoribilia in the Seventies - there were constant rumors and fan rumblings of a Solomon Kane film. And we were talking and talking and talking - and finally I stated, "You know, I just hope Kane isn't just a badass. I hope they keep the religion as part of the character." And Father Geek looked at me and said with a degree of fear in his voice, "How could you do it without it?"

How?

Thank God! We never have to worry about that.

SOLOMON KANE begins with an awesome shot of two great buccaneer style ships shelling the hell out of a strange Moorish city. We see English buccaneers and adventurers killing Moors as they make their way to find a great treasure of some kind.

The man in front is a man possessed. Cutting men down like they're nothing. He's enjoying what he's doing and it is bloody, it is brutal, it is tough. As they make their way into the heart of this great kingdom, there's a hall of black mirrors at weird angles - and as he and his men make their way through - demons begin grabbing the men into the mirrors... And as Solomon makes his way, alone, to the main chamber - something belched from Hell is waiting. Satan's Reaper. And this reaper has come for an evil man's soul. An evil man named SOLOMON KANE.

Kane begins an epic battle - trying to preserve his immortal soul and at the end of it all - he of course escapes - but upon seeing Satan's right hand man desiring his soul. What does that do to a man?

We next find Solomon Kane living the life of a monk essentially. Completely and painfully dedicated in utter repentance to GOD. So intensely so that he scares nearly everyone there. The Abbott had a vision that God wanted Solomon Kane to go forth in the world and return home.

His body is covered with sacred symbols and his back branded with a crucifix that covers his entire back. It's brutal. this isn't modern scarification. This is curdled skin. You only see it in this brief sequence, but it is the image of a man that has tormented his body as he can only imagine his soul would be tormented for eternity. He does not wish to go to hell.

NOW - something you should know - throughout everything this film is BEAUTIFULLY SHOT. Not with filters and bullshit color tones - No. This film feels dirty, feels frigidly cold, life does not look easy. The actors don't look like actors with shiny white teeth and perfect hair. They look like people that have lived lives without air-conditioning, dentistry, exact surgeons and doctors. No - this is a hard time in life. If you've ever read Robert E Howard's stories about SOLOMON KANE you get a picture of the world he inhabited.

Some would say that world was far more non-fiction than his Hyborian Age... After all, this is the 17th Century and Solomon Kane is a Puritan. And Conan's world is some age where there was no documented history of the era. Just a few ruins here and there. Clay tablets broken in half. But the 17th Century we can read about with some authority. But when we think of that period of witches and a battle between Christianity and the horrors of a Satan spawned world that the light of God was trying to force back into shadow where it belongs... we think of it in modern eyes. Where demons, the supernatural, the women tied to stakes to burn... they were innocents. It was the religion that was the problem, not the people thrown into rivers tied to rocks, not the women burned to death.

Well, Robert Howard's world postulates that Evil was real. Not only that, but it was an aggressive mutherfucker. This world has something rotten and perverted embedded. And Solomon Kane... he's the awesome right hand of God that bitchslaps evil back where it goes. And it isn't easy. He doesn't have a cute bag of tricks. No magical swords, no amulets of protection. He believes in God. But God doesn't really care about Solomon Kane or this world. Other than somehow allowing Kane to find his way through it.

You've never seen so many dead and decaying hanging corpses being feasted upon by crows and other critters. When you see this film, you won't be watching an ultra modern film. These are characters of few words, they speak about the evil in the world around them and the hope that religion gives them. But like I said... EVIL is aggressive here.

After Solomon's time dedicated to God. He no longer carries weapons. He is a man walking the savage road back home. Haunted by his memories from there. When he's set upon by bandits - he refuses to fight them, instead he endures. He's the meanest most brutal badass on the planet, but he doesn't want to be the man he was that Satan wants. So he suffers, endures and takes it.

Then a family comes and rescues him. A good family. Headed by Pete Postlethwaite. And you just know something bad is going to happen to these people in this land. They are heading to leave for the New World. Make a new start in a pure land that Satan doesn't have his claws entrenched into. He considers going with them, but as they get further on their journey - the evil grows darker and soon - it demonstrates just how far and how real true evil can be - and Solomon is given a quest with a promise of winning his soul from Satan if he accomplishes it.

This film is an origin and an introduction to SOLOMON KANE. When Solomon's violence is unleashed, it is brutal and doesn't feel choreographed so much as it is what is required in the given situation. He uses the weapons of the period, musket style hand guns and swords. He throws himself into battle without regard for his safety or those he fights. And make no doubts about it, the evil in this world is true evil.

My favorite demonstration of this is a little village they come across. There's a stake in the middle of the village - and surrounding it are all these dead bodies. They all had their eyes burnt out from the inside out. Holy hell, this is evil looking. They surmise that they were attempting to burn a witch at the stake and she killed all that were attempting to watch her die. This ain't the fucking CRUCIBLE - this is the world of SOLOMON KANE!

Evil is real and thank god we have Solomon Kane out there in it.

Now - about the performances - they're all dead on. James Purefoy is a movie star. His Solomon Kane is the animal we wish Wolverine was in fights. He's fantastic as Kane. He sells everything about the character - this isn't a film about one liners and unbelievable action. This is the purest film introduction to a new screen star since I saw George Clooney in FROM DUSK TIL DAWN. I had the exact same feeling watching Purefoy here.

I'll tell you how good he was. Before the film, I told Dad - "I have always wanted Daniel Day Lewis to play SOLOMON KANE" - but by the end of the film, I was completely ecstatic that Purefoy had the role. He's seriously great here.

And so is everyone else... Pete Postlethwaite, Alice Krige, Rachel Hurd-Wood, Max von Sydow (wow), Jason Flemyng, Mackenzie Crook... everyone. They all sell this story so well.

By the end of the film - I'm ready for Kane to go to Africa, to go to the New World. This is a wonderful character and this is a wonderful start - like how we got introduced to Vin Diesel in PITCH BLACK - where we just wanted to see more of Riddick. Right now, give me more Solomon Kane and more of Purefoy and more from Bassett.

This if an old school finely crafted film that genuinely creates the world of SOLOMON KANE. The beheadings, the arms being whacked off... it's done old school style - not clean happy CG cuts, but more brutal.

Now this film isn't a huge movie, but it is much better than most huge movies. Better because they're characters you can be invested in. Doing things that are genuinely heroic against genuine horrors with real detailed atmosphere and a sense of foreboding.

One of the heroes of this film that I've yet to mention is Dan Laustsen... the DP for the film. You know his work from SILENT HILL, LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN - but mainly his best work has been in foreign films like the wonderful THE SUBSTITUTE which blew audiences away at FANTASTIC FEST last year. Well in SOLOMON KANE - he does his best, most painterly work, as well as his most naturalistic. The film is beautiful to look at. Love the way this world is!

I also love Composer Klaus Badelt's work here. He's had an interesting career thus far - probably best known for his work on the first PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN film - SOLOMON KANE is the new high water mark for him.

When you go to see this film - and you definitely should (when a distributor smart enough picks it up) - go in knowing this is the first film. This is the film they made before any American studio was smart enough to buy into Bassett's vision for Howard's world. Before they knew James Purefoy could carry a film like fucking Atlas. And at the end, you'll hope for the next adventure - hoping for a straight adaptation - where perhaps he'll finally get his Staff of Solomon. This is the adventure that hypes us up for more and that's the best I could have hoped for the first SOLOMON KANE adaptation. A desire to see more from this same team!






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PRAISE CROM !
by SkullGod
May 8th, 2009
05:42:48 AM
Harry....
by unkempt_sock
May 8th, 2009
05:44:03 AM
Javier Bardem as Conan
by Just_Ray
May 8th, 2009
05:44:12 AM
Indeed!
by TELF
May 8th, 2009
05:44:18 AM
First! Sounds awesome
by HarryBlackPotter
May 8th, 2009
05:45:15 AM
Shucks! Not first!
by HarryBlackPotter
May 8th, 2009
05:47:58 AM
Max Von Sydow
by MenLeavingFactory1903
May 8th, 2009
05:48:20 AM
Sounds cool
by kwisatzhaderach
May 8th, 2009
05:51:31 AM
Solomon Casting
by WetBlanket
May 8th, 2009
06:03:41 AM
AT LONG FUCKING LAAAAAAST!!!
by spud mcspud
May 8th, 2009
06:12:34 AM
Great news for Purefoy
by dastickboy
May 8th, 2009
06:12:59 AM
I presumed you were talking about Jimmy Fallon
by Wolverines_Leaky_Workprint
May 8th, 2009
06:27:06 AM
Holy shit that sounds awesome!!!!!!!!
by SoylentMean
May 8th, 2009
06:38:15 AM
While I wasn't as upset about Van Helsing as some...
by SoylentMean
May 8th, 2009
06:42:35 AM
Conan does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
May 8th, 2009
06:47:25 AM
Sounds good enough
by onezeroone
May 8th, 2009
06:51:43 AM

by Cobra--Kai
May 8th, 2009
06:59:11 AM
Van Helsing: "that retardedly goofy cartoon of a film."
by kayleefan
May 8th, 2009
07:14:58 AM
Haha Harry
by Johnny T Williams
May 8th, 2009
07:39:06 AM

by Cobra--Kai
May 8th, 2009
07:47:27 AM
I was waiting for Kate Beckinsdale to be nude
by just pillow talk
May 8th, 2009
07:50:33 AM
SOLOMON KANE--didn't even know this was in...
by FlickaPoo
May 8th, 2009
07:50:46 AM
Actually, it sounds like they got Kane wrong
by Mr Willi
May 8th, 2009
07:52:31 AM
I mean...
by Mr Willi
May 8th, 2009
07:56:13 AM
Good news about CONAN...but...
by FlickaPoo
May 8th, 2009
07:57:08 AM
M-O-O-N. That spells "big fancy hat"
by TomCullen
May 8th, 2009
08:03:03 AM
Crom Be praised
by Orcus
May 8th, 2009
08:04:00 AM
There's something about child endangerment
by kafka07
May 8th, 2009
08:08:00 AM
Hoo-fuckin-ray
by El Borak
May 8th, 2009
08:09:39 AM
CROM!!!
by BranMakMorn
May 8th, 2009
08:15:05 AM
Will never see the dark of a theater in USA
by DragonCandy
May 8th, 2009
08:16:30 AM
CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
by Vic Twenty
May 8th, 2009
08:16:59 AM
When is the US release date??
by kafka07
May 8th, 2009
08:18:04 AM
Thanks for the Kane writeup Harry!
by Vic Twenty
May 8th, 2009
08:22:22 AM
the script read
by El Borak
May 8th, 2009
08:26:32 AM
James Purefoy
by skycrapper
May 8th, 2009
08:27:09 AM
and i'll say again..
by El Borak
May 8th, 2009
08:28:28 AM
Let's hope Harry is not just getting our hopes up
by Beezbo
May 8th, 2009
08:43:50 AM
Geez
by Arteska
May 8th, 2009
08:44:31 AM
James Purefoy is Thomas Jane
by JohnRyder
May 8th, 2009
09:06:20 AM
Great news about Ratner
by Rob0729
May 8th, 2009
09:06:53 AM
Snyder for Conan is not a bad thing
by JohnRyder
May 8th, 2009
09:08:49 AM
How did they finance this movie?
by rev_skarekroe
May 8th, 2009
09:14:51 AM
Pulp Renaissance
by sanzaru
May 8th, 2009
09:15:12 AM
Agree, Bassett for Conan!
by SpawnofAchilles
May 8th, 2009
09:20:10 AM
Game of Thrones HBO Pilot script
by SpawnofAchilles
May 8th, 2009
09:21:31 AM
Arteska
by SpawnofAchilles
May 8th, 2009
09:23:48 AM
or maybe
by SpawnofAchilles
May 8th, 2009
09:24:10 AM
Conan Director choices
by SpawnofAchilles
May 8th, 2009
09:26:50 AM
Purefoy is Thomas Jane! I just had that thought too
by Stormwatcher
May 8th, 2009
09:44:34 AM
Robert Rodriguez is off BARBARELLA.
by LoneGun
May 8th, 2009
09:54:24 AM

by Cobra--Kai
May 8th, 2009
09:59:35 AM
Purefoy was a complete badass as Mark Antony
by Saen
May 8th, 2009
10:04:40 AM
I ignored Rome
by Star Hump
May 8th, 2009
10:13:39 AM
Cobra--Kai
by JohnRyder
May 8th, 2009
10:21:50 AM
You've made me happy twice-over Harry
by OGoncho
May 8th, 2009
10:25:03 AM
Holding out hope
by Movietool
May 8th, 2009
10:25:15 AM
Harry, I'm pleading
by EddieBlake
May 8th, 2009
10:25:30 AM
How many times did you have to say "evil is real"?
by D.Vader
May 8th, 2009
10:29:27 AM
Deathwatch
by Kizeesh
May 8th, 2009
10:30:55 AM
DragonCandy
by cyberskunk
May 8th, 2009
10:33:47 AM
Uh... abbott?... monestrey???
by Kid Z
May 8th, 2009
10:44:00 AM
Harry's opinion is meaningless to me.
by JacksonsPole
May 8th, 2009
10:46:20 AM
Harry's opinion is meaningless to me.
by JacksonsPole
May 8th, 2009
10:46:26 AM
Harry's opinion is meaningless to me.
by JacksonsPole
May 8th, 2009
10:46:31 AM
Harry's opinion is meaningless to me.
by JacksonsPole
May 8th, 2009
10:46:36 AM
when the hell is this thing being released?
by mukhtabi
May 8th, 2009
10:54:55 AM
I would like harry to review movies...
by emeraldboy
May 8th, 2009
11:00:39 AM
Sounds like this months
by Series7
May 8th, 2009
11:04:10 AM
Okay...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
May 8th, 2009
11:06:01 AM
cyberskunk
by DragonCandy
May 8th, 2009
11:17:21 AM
Harry you have no credibility as a reviewer
by yeah i'm a jerk!
May 8th, 2009
11:30:09 AM
Speaking of Outlander
by Series7
May 8th, 2009
11:58:31 AM
yeah i'm a jerk!
by Series7
May 8th, 2009
12:02:31 PM
James Purfoy
by Alphanumeric1971
May 8th, 2009
12:03:42 PM
Thank fuck that Rat Bastard Mother Fucker is GONE.
by alucardvsdracula
May 8th, 2009
12:35:16 PM
Kid Z:
by Dollar Bird
May 8th, 2009
12:35:34 PM
Sorry, Harry, but you're wrong about SK
by Brian888
May 8th, 2009
12:35:37 PM
Harry, I can't wait to see this! Distribution info?
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
May 8th, 2009
12:36:13 PM
Crom will have his revenge.
by alucardvsdracula
May 8th, 2009
12:36:21 PM
Crom laughs at Ratner, laughs from his mountain.
by alucardvsdracula
May 8th, 2009
12:39:35 PM
GREAT news!
by Sulla
May 8th, 2009
12:58:03 PM
Solomon Kane release date?
by donduck
May 8th, 2009
01:16:56 PM
Make mine Soloman Grundy!
by Rolling_Stone
May 8th, 2009
01:35:47 PM
Wow! Thanks Harry!
by Charlie_Allnut
May 8th, 2009
01:36:05 PM
Harry's opinion means alot to me, JacksonsPole.
by Fareal
May 8th, 2009
01:38:39 PM
Kull, Cormac, El Borak and Steve Costigan all called...
by GoodTimeBobby
May 8th, 2009
02:04:44 PM
Release date and the monastery
by Gulbrand
May 8th, 2009
02:16:57 PM
ratner is still on god of war though
by supercowbell4therequestformore cowbell
May 8th, 2009
02:17:02 PM
allucard
by SpawnofAchilles
May 8th, 2009
02:18:11 PM
oh really, fareal?!
by JacksonsPole
May 8th, 2009
02:27:26 PM
DIRT KANE
by KILLALITRE
May 8th, 2009
02:36:56 PM
Purefoy looks like...
by quicksilver80
May 8th, 2009
03:04:04 PM
DEATHWATCH
by AsimovLives
May 8th, 2009
03:19:41 PM
Purefoy
by TedKordLives
May 8th, 2009
03:20:14 PM
alucardvsdracula
by AsimovLives
May 8th, 2009
03:21:58 PM
TedKordLives
by AsimovLives
May 8th, 2009
03:24:03 PM
Woah.
by fiester
May 8th, 2009
03:27:13 PM
Fuck, I forgot about DEATHWATCH!
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
May 8th, 2009
03:39:21 PM
Fuck, I forgot about WILDERNESS!
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
May 8th, 2009
03:39:57 PM
Fuck, I never knew about SOLOMON KANE!
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
May 8th, 2009
03:40:52 PM
Ooh widdle baby Rattner! Did you get fired again for
by white_vader
May 8th, 2009
03:40:57 PM
this makes me so happy
by nukeface
May 8th, 2009
03:51:52 PM
I believe Brian888
by Star Hump
May 8th, 2009
04:50:26 PM
re: SpawnofAchilles
by Kurgan
May 8th, 2009
04:51:09 PM
Thanks Harry!
by Bald Evil
May 8th, 2009
05:02:29 PM
Few things here....
by Sal_Bando
May 8th, 2009
05:12:51 PM
Why exactly did they want Ratner?
by IndyCollector
May 8th, 2009
05:19:37 PM
Harry, that was a segway worthy of the best news anchors
by benlovescoolnews
May 8th, 2009
05:31:59 PM
Thanks for the Great Review of My Movie
by Solomon Kane
May 8th, 2009
05:35:58 PM
Who's Brett Ratner again?
by VicenzoV
May 8th, 2009
05:44:24 PM
director Michael Bassett gives you the latest update
by BillboeFett
May 8th, 2009
06:53:43 PM
The Poster for this
by twogunjames
May 8th, 2009
06:58:45 PM
wow this is cool
by walrusholder
May 8th, 2009
07:03:20 PM
Biblical Evils
by HEADGEEK
May 8th, 2009
07:13:17 PM
Van Helsing
by HEADGEEK
May 8th, 2009
07:28:53 PM
Harry ate Fruit Loops with chocolate milk?
by BillboeFett
May 8th, 2009
07:58:11 PM
My favorite moment of dialogue
by HEADGEEK
May 8th, 2009
08:00:58 PM
BillboeFett
by HEADGEEK
May 8th, 2009
08:02:13 PM
My only problem...
by Lukecash
May 8th, 2009
08:14:34 PM
33 years old and never heard of this.....
by TheProfessional
May 8th, 2009
08:17:40 PM
Agree with Luke Cash
by kingink123
May 8th, 2009
08:30:10 PM
Witches
by kingink123
May 8th, 2009
08:33:13 PM
PLUS from the video
by TheProfessional
May 8th, 2009
08:45:05 PM
Y'all need to calm the fuck down about Ratner!
by Raymar
May 8th, 2009
09:50:29 PM
'There's something about child endangerment in film that I'm ve
by Crooooooow
May 8th, 2009
10:26:07 PM
Paul W.S. Anderson
by Broseph
May 8th, 2009
11:27:01 PM
Cushing/Van Helsing...
by kayleefan
May 8th, 2009
11:33:46 PM
HARRY-I. AM. THERE!
by uberman
May 8th, 2009
11:50:16 PM
Hawk baby
by KILLALITRE
May 8th, 2009
11:56:24 PM
Wilderness!!!
by TheExterminator
May 9th, 2009
01:21:58 AM
Wilderness!!!
by TheExterminator
May 9th, 2009
01:22:01 AM
dunno why that
by TheExterminator
May 9th, 2009
01:40:53 AM
The director seems earnest enough
by Teddy Artery
May 9th, 2009
01:51:41 AM
The director Michael Bassett posted
by Dingbatty
May 9th, 2009
01:56:16 AM
Showing interest will help get distribution
by Dingbatty
May 9th, 2009
01:57:16 AM
Raymar
by alucardvsdracula
May 9th, 2009
02:43:38 AM
It's McTeigue to direct Conan...
by ErnestBorgNine
May 9th, 2009
03:11:52 AM
Stop Ruining Good Things
by JustUsNerdsHere
May 9th, 2009
04:08:09 AM
Sounds cool, but any news on a trailer?
by Bruce of all Trades
May 9th, 2009
05:23:22 AM
Jim Winorsky or Albert Pyun directing!
by moviemaniac-7
May 9th, 2009
05:56:43 AM

by Seph_J
May 9th, 2009
06:14:05 AM
To change to topic...
by Seph_J
May 9th, 2009
06:24:30 AM
Mel Gibson could make a balls out Conan
by L. Ron Bumquist
May 9th, 2009
06:32:19 AM
Albert Pyun for CONAN!
by spud mcspud
May 9th, 2009
07:29:43 AM
James Purefoy was fucking incredible as Marc Antony
by Xiphos_2
May 9th, 2009
07:34:39 AM
If this is true...
by BigCZee
May 9th, 2009
09:31:17 AM
I knew they would mess up Kane - He's a Puritan
by ayelver
May 9th, 2009
09:41:21 AM
Harry had low fat milk as a child?
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
May 9th, 2009
10:16:57 AM
Bring It On
by Evil Chicken
May 9th, 2009
01:30:29 PM
HARRY = FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. RATNER IS BETTER THAN YOU
by Proman1984
May 9th, 2009
02:46:19 PM
The Rats Mom reads AICN!
by Xiphos_2
May 9th, 2009
02:51:19 PM
I sold my soul to the dark lord...
by uberfreak
May 9th, 2009
03:29:17 PM
Harry's dad
by Thunderbolt Ross
May 9th, 2009
04:08:45 PM
Thunderbolt Ross
by HEADGEEK
May 9th, 2009
04:16:03 PM
Purefoy
by Shaner Jedi
May 9th, 2009
04:41:13 PM
Richard Stanley
by Baryonyx
May 9th, 2009
06:21:54 PM
Richard Stanley's SOLOMON KANE
by spud mcspud
May 9th, 2009
06:39:41 PM
this movie better get a distributor soon
by Star Hump
May 9th, 2009
09:50:25 PM
THANK CHRIST!!!
by bonecrushersmith
May 9th, 2009
11:16:13 PM
Only two directors I would trust with CONAN
by Continentalop
May 10th, 2009
02:00:48 AM
Stanley's KANE
by Baryonyx
May 10th, 2009
02:50:36 AM
How...
by cineninja
May 10th, 2009
03:28:23 AM
harry has never really shown inclination..
by emeraldboy
May 10th, 2009
05:44:27 AM
McTeigue would be awesome for Conan!
by sonnyfern
May 10th, 2009
05:52:38 AM
that's great news...
by Darth Scourge
May 10th, 2009
06:46:30 AM
Mcteigue
by emeraldboy
May 10th, 2009
10:23:26 AM
Baryonyx
by spud mcspud
May 10th, 2009
10:30:07 AM
Trailer?
by HarryBlackPotter
May 10th, 2009
10:38:16 AM
there is something I dont understand...
by emeraldboy
May 10th, 2009
10:40:43 AM
People here also hate Joel Schumacher
by emeraldboy
May 10th, 2009
10:45:44 AM
Another not os nice person to work with his william hurt
by emeraldboy
May 10th, 2009
10:48:47 AM
spud mcspud
by Baryonyx
May 10th, 2009
11:09:14 AM

by Cobra--Kai
May 10th, 2009
11:29:36 AM

by Cobra--Kai
May 10th, 2009
11:32:17 AM
emeraldboy
by blakindigo
May 10th, 2009
12:21:44 PM
I know one of them.
by emeraldboy
May 10th, 2009
01:36:49 PM
and beyond that I aint saying
by emeraldboy
May 10th, 2009
04:54:39 PM
emeraldboy
by HEADGEEK
May 10th, 2009
06:00:17 PM
emeraldboy
by HEADGEEK
May 10th, 2009
06:01:12 PM
dont fund anything scriptgirl related
by supercowbell4therequestformore cowbell
May 10th, 2009
09:50:47 PM
woah headgeek whoa!!!
by El Borak
May 10th, 2009
10:05:14 PM
calm down big man!
by El Borak
May 10th, 2009
10:06:27 PM
The Rait is not the problem
by CuervoJones
May 11th, 2009
02:06:10 AM
Harry, about those Biblical Evils
by Brian888
May 11th, 2009
08:03:20 AM
CuervoJones is absolutely right
by Brian888
May 11th, 2009
08:06:40 AM
Holy shit, Harry's pissed. Red Hulk Smash!
by Orcus
May 11th, 2009
09:20:40 AM
Of course Harold-
by Sal_Bando
May 11th, 2009
10:25:06 AM
John Lennon once said the following...
by emeraldboy
May 11th, 2009
10:50:32 AM
but the best eample is Sir Alex ferguson.
by emeraldboy
May 11th, 2009
12:34:27 PM
Van Helsing FULLY Kane Inspired?
by The7thLevel
May 11th, 2009
01:02:19 PM
This is one of the most memorable events..
by emeraldboy
May 11th, 2009
01:37:20 PM
emeraldboy
by TELF
May 11th, 2009
01:57:08 PM
harry most have had one
by emeraldboy
May 11th, 2009
02:59:00 PM
I have a leanring disability
by emeraldboy
May 11th, 2009
03:05:00 PM
The7thLevel
by Dingbatty
May 11th, 2009
04:48:22 PM
Paging Billy Martin, Lou Piniella, Dick Williams-
by Sal_Bando
May 11th, 2009
05:01:12 PM
Okay the Rajah as a manager was just so so
by Sal_Bando
May 11th, 2009
05:04:31 PM
Hey emeraldboy...
by morGoth
May 11th, 2009
07:27:49 PM
emaraldboy
by TELF
May 11th, 2009
08:28:06 PM
Please...
by Choo
May 11th, 2009
11:24:59 PM
So the evil in this film...
by Galactic
May 12th, 2009
02:44:11 AM
by morGoth
by emeraldboy
May 12th, 2009
06:09:27 AM
NEW CONAN DIRECTOR NEWS
by spud mcspud
May 12th, 2009
07:36:56 AM
Ridley scott..
by emeraldboy
May 12th, 2009
10:29:49 AM
I saw brotherhood of the wolf
by emeraldboy
May 12th, 2009
10:43:53 AM
Wilderness was pretty great ...
by 300 monkeys
May 12th, 2009
02:42:02 PM
NEIL MARSHALL for CONAN?
by uberman
May 13th, 2009
12:04:05 PM
Neill Marshall gets
by emeraldboy
May 13th, 2009
02:29:20 PM
NOT FOR A REMAKE OF CONAN
by JackTraven
Jun 18th, 2009
06:54:13 AM
FUCK YOU, HARRY!!!!
by Playkins
Jun 22nd, 2009
04:22:22 AM
God forbid he should have an opinion
by Orcus
Jun 22nd, 2009
08:51:44 PM

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