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A straight to DVD Trailer for ONE EYED MONSTER which is coming soon!
Hey folks, Harry here... with a trailer for something coming soon that I can't wait to drool over and take in with every last inch of my body! This film looks like fun, hope I get to preview it for y'all. BTW - my DVD column is coming this night - TIME WARNER cable has been fucking with me. But we got it all sorted out. Here you go... enjoy...
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That's right
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...the Terminator Review is a plant
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Trick R Treat on dvd or movie release.
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May 07, 2009 12:31:34 AM CDT
"I can't wait to drool over and take in with every last inch of
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
I'm sorry..where is the "cool" in cool news ...seriously..do you guys have Star Trek shoved so far up your ass that you seriously can't find anything else to write about that isnt a retarded fucking joke? Straight to DVD movies and you tube videos of computer screens..Ace work Harry
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ONE-EYED MONSTERS INC.
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Has Herc seen this yet?
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Comes out on DVD in October. AICN and a whole bunch of other sites posted the new trailer with the release date on it not too long ago.
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thank god it is not in IMAX
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Seriously, that guy loves him some Ron cock.
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And Chris Gore reviewed it on AOTS.
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What happened to your career!? Are the childrens books not selling?
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Great idea, a few inspired moments, but mostly... just highly underwhelming. The makings of a cult classic, but falls short. A better killer penis themed flick is Hennenlotter's new "BAD BIOLOGY", or Killer Condom.
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Monsters in Corporated...go!
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Probably too old and fat now.
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Total groaner....looks awful. Ain't It Old And Lame News!
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May 07, 2009 1:15:29 AM CDT
ironically, there's a GOOD film called "Four-Eyed Monsters"
by badmrwonka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDpt8AP1Dg
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sad to see him come to this :(
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It has its funny moments, but overall a bit boring. I was hoping to see Amber Benson naked but it didn't happen.
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The closest thing Harry came to watching porn back when The 'ol Hedgehog was still relevant was afternoon "My Little Pony" eps and a box a Hostess DingDongs... seriously.. I have pictures..
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squeaky wheel gets the grease and all that...
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Vincent D'Onofrio as Wonder Woman!! You KNOW it to be TRUE!!!
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i saw the trailer like 3 weeks ago and saw the DVD at amoeba music in hollywood last week.
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Actually - your right - I didn't watch Ron Jeremy porn. I watched Seka, Marilyn Chambers, Ginger Lynn, Harry Reems, The Dark Brothers, ALICE IN WONDERLAND XXX, SUPER WOMAN, and a host of other 70s to 87 era porn.
Because those are the ones my maternal grandmother had in her collection that my friends and I found back in Junior High. Back when boys had to sneak, steal and beg for porn before the internet made porn available at a simple search. -
..."The Macarena Bet"
http://tinyurl.com/d29etk
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Left a serious impression... always had a thing for Chambers :)
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I have no response to that.
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How fucked up is that?!?
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Not every idea is a good one, and this movie is proof of that. They were obviously going for something "campy" and "fun", unfortunately for me this premise is stupid and - "Meet the Spartans" stupid. I can not reconcile that Harry is excited for this, yet he shit all over Wolverine - talk about inconsistent. Also Harry the way you write makes me want to throw up in my mouth. The thought of you drooling on yourself doesn't make me want to do anything but stick my head in a toilet and say goodbye to dinner (let alone watch a movie that makes you feel that way). Why can you not describe something without having to add stupid pointless shit like that - it makes you look like a retarded 13 year old boy, and that is not something to be proud of, or a badge of honour.
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..if another website hadn't posted this early last week. Tsk tsk tsk.
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If you see it coming...
...duck.
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...shut your eyes, that can really sting.
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...just sayin....
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It's a totally awesome idea, can't wait to see it (the film that is, not Ron Jeremy's wang).
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I'm quite sure the trailer was enough.
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When is that movie EVER coming out?
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Appreciate the heads up.
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on DVD and Blu Ray. STYD posted the trailer for the relase about a month ago.
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http://tiny.cc/RWMs4
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in the scenes with jeremy. Man, I tossed more than few out watching her in my youth....god,I feel old.
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Bollocks.
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I think it was on supernovatube
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He's being suspended for 50 games by MLB for performance enhancing drugs, per the LA Times, CNN-SI and ESPN.
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that's gross dude.. I DON'T care to know your or your grandmother's PORN watching habits.
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info....all kinds of wrong
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Not that I'd watch either, this looks shite
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...but Veronica Hart looks surprisingly good after all these years!
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has had some unfortunate work done. And she once was so beautiful. Oh, well, gotta stay young-looking or die.
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Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, Abigail Clayton!
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...minus Ron."
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It's a "ONE EYED MONSTER!" HaHaHa!!! Or how about a movie with a man with a fish for a penis? Call it, "TROUSER TROUT!!!!!!!!" Hahahahahahaha!!! Or, how about this for a movie: A woman has a cat living in her vagina. You could call it, "PUSSY!" HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! No, make that a 'BEAVER!!!!' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Or, a film about a guy with an eye in his asshole called, 'BROWNEYE!' Get It? HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Better yet, a movie about gay sailors called, 'SEMEN' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Oh man, my side is killin me. A film about a man with feathers on his nuts and a beak on his dick? 'COCK!' HAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Oh man, some people know how to flesh out a concept. Call me 'Shakespeare.'
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Bar none, the most fun movie I've ever seen. Played completely straight--the only way it could be done. It now surpasses Team America and Bad Santa in my heart.
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Blasphemy!!!NOTHING comes close to Team America, let alone surpasses?!!! World Police has no PEER!!!
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