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Published on Wednesday, May 6, 2009 - 8:18pm |
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The First(?) Review Of TERMINATOR SALVATION...
Merrick here...
This is the first review of TERMINATOR SALVATION I recall seeing anywhere. If I've missed something, or forgotten something, please feel free to correct me in the Talkbacks below.
Will McG prove everyone wrong? Did poor Shane Hurlbut's hardships pay off?
Read on...and BEWARE SPOILAGE!!
Hey there,
I just went to see a prescreening of Terminator Salvation today. And well, I figured I would tell you a little about it, seeing as I hadn’t seen much about the movie yet as a whole.
I want to say that I went into this movie, not with the biggest expectations, mostly because I didn’t like how the third instalment of this series turned out. But also because, frankly, I wasn’t sure I felt McG was the right person to handle this movie. Maybe because of my low expectations, I actually came out of the cinema quite uplifted and hopeful. This isn’t as convincingly done as the Batman reboot with Christopher Nolan and Christian Bale, but I felt it was a good beginning for this storyline.
First a little spoiler alert, as I will go through a small recap of the movie.
The story of Terminator Salvation starts out with Marcus (Sam Worthington) who after killing his brother and 2 cops are sitting on death row on the day of his execution, in 2003 if I remember correctly.
With him is Serena (Helena Bonham Carter), who is trying to convince him to sign his body over to her research. Apparently some cancer research, but the company on the top of the page he signs is Cyberdyne systems. This plotline is pretty much the one that carries the movie, as Sam Worthington simply put is the actual lead of this movie. He is also the one that I think McG gets the best performance out of.
I was very surprised and quite happy about this character as a whole. The lead on the page is of course John Connor (Christian Bale), which we find in 2018, jumping out of a helicopter in a lead strike on a Skynet facility. Our first perception is that this is the guy in charge, but we find out that he is yet to become head of the resistance at this point. He is in charge of a group of the resistance, but in a secret hideaway sits the actual resistance command structure.
John Connor however is someone that people look up to, as he instills spirit and will to live and go on, by airing his thoughts and knowledge over the radio waves for everyone who will listen. Marcus wakes up in 2018 somewhat frightened at first, but quickly gets his mind into figuring out whats going on. He bumps into teenager Kyle Reese, who is the one sent back in time in Terminator 1 to rescue Sarah Connor, and who becomes the father of John Connor. This in itself is quite a time paradox, so don’t start trying to figure out how all this time travel works, just accept it as a cool storyline. With them is also a young girl called Star.
Marcus ends up taking them with him in their effort to get out of LA. Kyle and Star is captured by Skynet and Marcus wants to go break them out. He manages to come upon Blair, a member of Connors resistance group, and eventually persuades him to help in a rescue attempt at the Skynet main facility, and this is where things start to get heated, as Connor is led into a trap. Basically the movie revolves around Marcus coming to terms with who and what he is, and that is something you need to find out for yourselves by seeing this movie.
I am not saying it is a big whopper of a reveal, but frankly, Id rather tell you about the feeling of the movie and how well it is done instead.
There are a bunch of other castmembers, amongst others Bryce Dallas Howard as Kate Connor, Michael Ironside as General Ashdown, who all help our majors along, but as I mentioned above Sam Worthington carries much of this movie. Theres also cameos in voice by Linda Hamilton and appearance by Schwarzenegger. And for my tastes certainly the latter is a cool moment. I am sure it will be talked about, but it was nice to see him, even for a brief moment.
As for the directing, I find that the action is well executed. However the smaller moments, in which we get to know our characters, isn’t all well done. I believe the best performance is by Sam. The guy playing Kyle Reese, doesn’t do a bad job either. In general the acting is good. I however felt Christian Bales performance to be a little over the top at times. I must say he was propably also the one I had the highest expectations of, and so was the one that would have the biggest job of pulling this off. I cant say if it’s the way John Connor is written or acted, or maybe just the way it all was cut together, but Ive seen better from Bale.
Action is the keyword for this movie, which of course most people who goes to see this franchise will be expecting. I found that it had a little too much action, so that our characters wasn’t told in a way, that we could really bond with them. It lacked some more small moments of quiet interaction. The effects, however, are well done. Theres a bunch of new Terminators, very nice high tech stuff.. It’s a barren world, after the nuclear attacks. It contrasts nicely with the future we see in Terminator 2, where it is all night scenes. In this movie, there are not that many night scenes, and it just feels right, to show the world in this battleworn way, in full daylight.
The last thing I will touch upon, is the music. I usually enjoy soundtracks from all kinds of movies, and I did like the steel on steel sounds that has been with Terminator at least since Terminator 2. I wasn’t expecting great new music I could listen to at any time, but I usually am very fond of Danny Elfmans work, and thought it at times was too loud and big for the movie. Sometimes less is more, and for me, that would have been preferable this time around.
All in all I came out of the cinema with the belief that we may still have great stories from the Terminator universe, and that we at least have a fine piece of action movie, with the potential for a good story arc.
If you choose to use this, you may call me Gandalf The Grey. :-)
By the way, "the guy playing Kyle Reese"? It's Anton Yelchin - Chekov in the new TREK movie.
And Michael Ironside makes anything he's in a little more badass...
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Reader Talkback
I don't know... by wampa 1 | May 6th, 2009 08:21:44 PM | FUCK YES by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | May 6th, 2009 08:21:52 PM | "Christian Bales performance
to be a little over the top" by Shermdawg | May 6th, 2009 08:22:15 PM | PRAISE BALE MOTHERFUCKERS by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | May 6th, 2009 08:22:17 PM | Why post these? by Swoomustdie | May 6th, 2009 08:24:05 PM | Where's the Deadpool
greenlight article? by antonphd | May 6th, 2009 08:27:00 PM | I will never forget... by AshesOfDonnie | May 6th, 2009 08:29:01 PM | I want a Summer Glau cameo in
this. by darthsynn | May 6th, 2009 08:29:34 PM | TERMINATOR: FULL THROTTLE by gruemanlives | May 6th, 2009 08:30:54 PM | If you already read the
Deadpool greenlight. piece... by WillardGreensThunderballs | May 6th, 2009 08:31:51 PM | OK by Holy Hell | May 6th, 2009 08:33:17 PM | I sincerely hope... by WillardGreensThunderballs | May 6th, 2009 08:33:45 PM | FAKE BULLSHIT REVIEW by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 08:35:03 PM | the Ryan Reynolds Deadpool
movie by Holy Hell | May 6th, 2009 08:36:18 PM | Fuxsake, Hollywood! by seppukudkurosawa | May 6th, 2009 08:39:01 PM | The Terminator franchise died
when Cameron left... by Kwalified | May 6th, 2009 08:40:40 PM | Seppuku by Holy Hell | May 6th, 2009 08:42:04 PM | Jim Cameron by Holy Hell | May 6th, 2009 08:42:53 PM | fucking rockets will kill
tonight by Six Demon Bag | May 6th, 2009 08:44:30 PM | FAKE HORSESHIT by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 08:45:33 PM | DGDB--have you watched KHAN
yet? by Six Demon Bag | May 6th, 2009 08:45:47 PM | Sounds lika a Plant.... by CloneWars | May 6th, 2009 08:46:44 PM | I'll do Khan within a month. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | May 6th, 2009 08:50:18 PM | Anton Yelchin must be
sweating... by hegele | May 6th, 2009 08:58:58 PM | Sounds fake by Rindain | May 6th, 2009 09:01:48 PM | I really didn't like Quantum by seppukudkurosawa | May 6th, 2009 09:02:28 PM | Also, Bale's appeal *is* his
distinctive characters by Rindain | May 6th, 2009 09:02:55 PM | I call bullshit on this review by Mr Slippy Fist | May 6th, 2009 09:05:59 PM | of course its fake by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 09:06:19 PM | I can't wait to see this... by jkaiser | May 6th, 2009 09:06:40 PM | propably by Tallguyme | May 6th, 2009 09:07:24 PM | No one's used the word
"professional" yet? by seppukudkurosawa | May 6th, 2009 09:08:09 PM | why do they keep sending us
these reviews by walrusholder | May 6th, 2009 09:13:16 PM | Oh yeah? by purplemonkeydw | May 6th, 2009 09:15:20 PM | ALL HAIL
BALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Turd Furgeson | May 6th, 2009 09:17:29 PM | Baby Bale Fisting Mother by DOGSOUP | May 6th, 2009 09:17:41 PM | AnyBody Smell green? by theycallmemrtibbs | May 6th, 2009 09:18:52 PM | im lookin forward to this
movie by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 09:19:01 PM | THE SUMMER OF ANTON YELCHIN by zooch | May 6th, 2009 09:21:02 PM | Anton Yelchin is going to own
Summer 2009 by zooch | May 6th, 2009 09:21:37 PM | Why the Hate for Terminator
3??? by sledgehammer5050 | May 6th, 2009 09:22:21 PM | oh.... by sledgehammer5050 | May 6th, 2009 09:22:59 PM | Bales performance: Thanks
Shane Hurlbut. by riskebiz | May 6th, 2009 09:23:47 PM | Aren't plants supposed to make
you want to see the movie? by seppukudkurosawa | May 6th, 2009 09:23:58 PM | i liked T3.could have been
better sure by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 09:26:11 PM | I Told You That Sam
Worthington Would Out Act
Bale!!! by Media Messiah | May 6th, 2009 09:28:54 PM | Bale's performance would have
been better by fanboy71 | May 6th, 2009 09:31:19 PM | T-RIP BUST??? by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 09:32:09 PM | Mcg is a pathological liar by drturing | May 6th, 2009 09:32:30 PM | Mcg is a pathological liar by drturing | May 6th, 2009 09:32:31 PM | FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE,
REVIEW by Rubiks Doob | May 6th, 2009 09:33:34 PM | The guy playing Chekov is also
Kyle Reese by zooch | May 6th, 2009 09:34:24 PM | Mcg interviews by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 09:35:00 PM | IN BALE WE TRUST by Mr Spork | May 6th, 2009 09:35:06 PM | And empire of the sun is one
of the best movies evwr by drturing | May 6th, 2009 09:36:43 PM | HOLY FUCK HE DISSED BALE? by alice 13 | May 6th, 2009 09:36:45 PM | Hell No? Bale Yeah! by iamnicksaicnsn | May 6th, 2009 09:37:12 PM | I could have written better
than this from a trailer by happybunni | May 6th, 2009 09:37:52 PM | If you've been to a toy store
lately, you know what the big
"sec by Clavius | May 6th, 2009 09:40:44 PM | Future Reviewers Please.... by happybunni | May 6th, 2009 09:40:51 PM | Media Messiah by zooch | May 6th, 2009 09:43:08 PM | Review okay. by Sal_Bando | May 6th, 2009 09:44:38 PM | Zooch by Media Messiah | May 6th, 2009 09:46:57 PM | its a fake review. by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 09:47:00 PM | ANY review can be fake by terry1978 | May 6th, 2009 09:49:28 PM | SCHWARZENEGGER is BACK and
OWNS SUMMER 2009! by ABking | May 6th, 2009 09:56:18 PM | yeah hes back ..for 47 seconds
lol by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 09:57:21 PM | Drturing: McG Is A
Pathological Liar by Media Messiah | May 6th, 2009 09:58:33 PM | SHIT ON TERMINATOR 3 ALL YOU
WANT.... by theycallmemrtibbs | May 6th, 2009 10:05:17 PM | Oh, I have a bad feeling that
I'm going to like.... by The Dum Guy | May 6th, 2009 10:08:33 PM | Edward Furlong Drove Me
completely Batshit... by theycallmemrtibbs | May 6th, 2009 10:16:16 PM | HOW WAS THE LIGHTING?!! by lockesbrokenleg | May 6th, 2009 10:19:12 PM | However It would have been
Interesting.... by theycallmemrtibbs | May 6th, 2009 10:19:40 PM | "MY FUCKING ASS!" by theycallmemrtibbs | May 6th, 2009 10:20:40 PM | I want a Summer Glau, in
general by GaiustheBrave | May 6th, 2009 10:23:03 PM | What was his name PLANT-PLANT
THE PLANT? by FuckMichaelBay | May 6th, 2009 10:27:38 PM | I would take the Helicopter
Chase from T2 by MANZILLA | May 6th, 2009 10:33:52 PM | DANNY... by Continentalop | May 6th, 2009 10:34:44 PM | JJ_DICKNOSE by The Dum Guy | May 6th, 2009 10:36:34 PM | DID ANYONE WALK IN FRONT OF
YOU by lockesbrokenleg | May 6th, 2009 10:40:33 PM | I Call Plant Big Time by paviod | May 6th, 2009 10:40:41 PM | sounds fairly positive.... by LabattsBleu | May 6th, 2009 10:41:11 PM | for the last time,ITS FAKE by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 10:43:31 PM | Review is real by DerekReese | May 6th, 2009 10:44:13 PM | Bale Performance by vettebro | May 6th, 2009 10:45:57 PM | here we go,more fakers by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 10:47:39 PM | Hey DerekReese by paviod | May 6th, 2009 10:49:26 PM | by paviod | May 6th, 2009 10:50:06 PM | spoiler ending by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 10:51:39 PM | by DerekReese | May 6th, 2009 10:52:26 PM | by DerekReese | May 6th, 2009 10:53:53 PM | spoilers by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 10:55:16 PM | by DerekReese | May 6th, 2009 10:57:13 PM | This review is FUCKING
DISTRACTING! by Riley Martin | May 6th, 2009 10:58:46 PM | no shes a hybrid cyborg by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 10:59:17 PM | It's obvious this guy gotta
hold of.. by theycallmemrtibbs | May 6th, 2009 11:01:13 PM | spoiler by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 11:04:01 PM | another spoliler by vettebro | May 6th, 2009 11:13:40 PM | Connor comes face to face with
Arnold. by scriptgirl_nipples | May 6th, 2009 11:19:25 PM | Ohhhhhh GOOD FOR YOU by yippeekaiyaymofo | May 6th, 2009 11:20:30 PM | This review is probably the
same as the novelization. by scriptgirl_nipples | May 6th, 2009 11:23:53 PM | cgi arnold looks amazing by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 11:24:15 PM | scriptgirl... by vettebro | May 6th, 2009 11:24:26 PM | That "batter up!" scene sounds
as it will suck. by scriptgirl_nipples | May 6th, 2009 11:28:26 PM | check out tv spot 10 by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 11:30:36 PM | I heard that before Arnold
gets his head wacked off... by The Dum Guy | May 6th, 2009 11:45:09 PM | Exactly the same as the Novel by Kampy0jay | May 6th, 2009 11:49:47 PM | Clarification by Kampy0jay | May 6th, 2009 11:51:28 PM | watch the trailers and tv
spots by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 11:55:34 PM | the arnold scene is awsome by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 11:58:52 PM | nice nod to T1 by scotsman75 | May 6th, 2009 11:59:54 PM | Does this sound like it could
work on stage? by drturing | May 7th, 2009 12:18:20 AM | Yup..FAKE by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer | May 7th, 2009 12:27:30 AM | by scotsman75 | May 7th, 2009 12:32:40 AM | Anton Yelchin... by SunTzu77 | May 7th, 2009 12:49:40 AM | Definite plant, but... by Lemure_v2 | May 7th, 2009 01:28:25 AM | I asked McG if he'd seen this
review by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH
TS | May 7th, 2009 01:31:02 AM | Fake review, based off of the
novel/set reports by BLEST | May 7th, 2009 01:35:15 AM | The biggest question regarding
T4 is by Jesiah | May 7th, 2009 01:36:58 AM | spoilers by scotsman75 | May 7th, 2009 01:42:47 AM | Bale vs lighting guy by GBRob08 | May 7th, 2009 01:44:11 AM | spoiler by scotsman75 | May 7th, 2009 01:48:32 AM | gotta love Harry for posting
this obvious shit also by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer | May 7th, 2009 01:49:54 AM | sorry by SunTzu77 | May 7th, 2009 01:55:42 AM | I'm pretty sure by SunTzu77 | May 7th, 2009 01:59:39 AM | But what about the LIGHTING!!!
F*cking Amateurs by G100 | May 7th, 2009 02:05:17 AM | I seen the movie! by Trannyformers_Apologist | May 7th, 2009 02:15:28 AM | MANZILLA by kwisatzhaderach | May 7th, 2009 02:21:56 AM | a lot of the scenes r in the
tv spots,trailers by scotsman75 | May 7th, 2009 02:22:14 AM | A bogus review that reads like
he's wiping his ass. by alucardvsdracula | May 7th, 2009 02:31:09 AM | VIACOM HAS PAID OFF AICN! by 420 Boylston St | May 7th, 2009 02:32:40 AM | Bale's performance was too
intense for this pussy by HarryBlackPotter | May 7th, 2009 02:47:51 AM | Michael Ironside! by CuervoJones | May 7th, 2009 03:11:04 AM | too much action? by Obscura | May 7th, 2009 03:13:57 AM | If you do not see this
movie.... by masteryoda007 | May 7th, 2009 04:09:08 AM | Planty cunt by Lost Jarv | May 7th, 2009 04:19:18 AM | Merrick by chuffsterUK | May 7th, 2009 04:32:50 AM | Fucking plant! But who THE
FUCK cares? by Motoko Kusanagi | May 7th, 2009 04:54:32 AM | They recast Kyle Reese? Well
there goes the continuity. by Orionsangels | May 7th, 2009 05:08:12 AM | Scotsman75 has the play by
play correct, by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 05:09:48 AM | Terminator Salvation
Soundtrack list by scotsman75 | May 7th, 2009 05:45:46 AM | Yes... by chuffsterUK | May 7th, 2009 06:10:41 AM | Write... by chuffsterUK | May 7th, 2009 06:12:25 AM | Not a Plant, just a Douche by HarryBlackPotter | May 7th, 2009 06:25:14 AM | I'll see it for Ironside and
Ironside alone. by OgreYouAsshole | May 7th, 2009 06:47:19 AM | Did somebody say....plant? by whitty | May 7th, 2009 06:58:14 AM | He is not a plant, I am by theplant | May 7th, 2009 06:58:21 AM | "Ive seen better from Bale" by smackfu | May 7th, 2009 07:06:18 AM | Is this a convincing plant... by AsimovLives | May 7th, 2009 07:16:36 AM | I don't get the Christian Bale
hate by Cruel_Kingdom | May 7th, 2009 07:35:41 AM | I agree, this review just
seems fake by Cat_Corporation | May 7th, 2009 07:48:26 AM | Plant Signs by smackfu | May 7th, 2009 07:50:38 AM | YOU'RE A NICE GUY! YOU'RE A
NICE FUCKING GUY!!! by spud mcspud | May 7th, 2009 07:51:17 AM | Plant. by SkidMarkedUndies | May 7th, 2009 07:54:39 AM | "poor Shane Hurlbut"?! by Stuntcock Mike | May 7th, 2009 07:55:41 AM | You all at AICN never fail! by ganymede3010 | May 7th, 2009 08:01:53 AM | SMACKFU : Indeed. by V'Shael | May 7th, 2009 08:12:11 AM | AGAIN HE IS NOT THEPLANT, I AM by theplant | May 7th, 2009 08:15:03 AM | Michael Ironside! by veebeeyes | May 7th, 2009 08:17:14 AM | Ha ha, V'Shael! by Cat_Corporation | May 7th, 2009 08:31:15 AM | McG, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO
SAY TO THIS PRICK!!! by Mr Slippy Fist | May 7th, 2009 08:31:19 AM | The Terminator Salvation
trailers make the hair on my
arms stand by fireclown | May 7th, 2009 08:34:36 AM | Citation needed. by fireclown | May 7th, 2009 08:37:41 AM | I don't think it's a plant. by chuffsterUK | May 7th, 2009 08:37:50 AM | Hey Danny, let me take you to
your room... by theplant | May 7th, 2009 08:52:49 AM | Hmmm show me your room by theplant | May 7th, 2009 08:56:12 AM | TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!! by themastadon | May 7th, 2009 08:59:19 AM | thamastadon by fireclown | May 7th, 2009 09:12:23 AM | great T3 line by JohnRyder | May 7th, 2009 09:13:29 AM | Danny by chuffsterUK | May 7th, 2009 09:14:27 AM | Anyone calling this PLANT is
idiot! by JohnRyder | May 7th, 2009 09:17:28 AM | McG Poised To PWN James
"Diminishing Returns" Cameron by LaserPants | May 7th, 2009 09:18:46 AM | Plant or not... by Mr. Nice Gaius | May 7th, 2009 09:33:01 AM | Danny I know your name by theplant | May 7th, 2009 09:36:45 AM | There is a big reason why
people crap on T3 by ME_M | May 7th, 2009 09:46:49 AM | Baletastic! by CMX | May 7th, 2009 09:48:11 AM | Not so much a review as a
commentary by CHUCK_NORRISS_AGENT | May 7th, 2009 09:49:37 AM | chuffsterUK about Arnold
appearence by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 09:50:19 AM | GandalfTW by chuffsterUK | May 7th, 2009 09:51:50 AM | KNEEL BEFORE BALE!!! PRAISE
HIM!!!! by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2009 09:52:05 AM | re: CHUCK_NORRISS_AGENT by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 09:54:22 AM | HOW WAS THE LIGHTING? by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2009 09:55:22 AM | The screening was in Denmark. by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 09:57:50 AM | HOW WAS ANGELS AND DEMONS? by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2009 09:58:59 AM | THIS MOVIE IS TRASHING MY
SCENE!!! by LaserPants | May 7th, 2009 09:59:44 AM | I LIKE DANISH BUTTER COOKIES by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2009 10:01:35 AM | WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?? DO YOU
WANT ME TO TRASH YOUR LIGHTS?! by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2009 10:03:42 AM | Sorry Gandalf but..... by CHUCK_NORRISS_AGENT | May 7th, 2009 10:04:34 AM | Codebreaking does not exist in
this dojo by Cobra--Kai | May 7th, 2009 10:06:33 AM | Denmark? by chuffsterUK | May 7th, 2009 10:06:39 AM | by Cobra--Kai | May 7th, 2009 10:10:11 AM | IF THIS REVIEW WAS FAKED ... by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2009 10:14:59 AM | IN BALE WE TRUST who cares
about mcg or shane those
amateurs!:) by muri71 | May 7th, 2009 10:21:57 AM | I had no idea Michael Ironside
was in this! by Beezbo | May 7th, 2009 10:22:15 AM | by Cobra--Kai | May 7th, 2009 10:25:34 AM | I could be talking bollocks. by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 10:26:19 AM | GANDALF - PRAISE BALE by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2009 10:28:11 AM | Sarah Connor by DerekReese | May 7th, 2009 10:28:58 AM | GandalfTW by chuffsterUK | May 7th, 2009 10:29:42 AM | Sorry, its a novelization, not
a script leak. :-) by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 10:32:18 AM | by Cobra--Kai | May 7th, 2009 10:36:30 AM | "To deal with the macine
uprising, they called in the
machinist! by Johnno | May 7th, 2009 10:44:01 AM | Ham Tyler Vs The Terminator by CuervoJones | May 7th, 2009 10:44:59 AM | The Terminator Vs Ham Tyler by CuervoJones | May 7th, 2009 10:47:14 AM | Bale Fists Cunts! by santi01 | May 7th, 2009 10:50:43 AM | ME_M by JohnRyder | May 7th, 2009 10:52:00 AM | About the other reviews. by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 10:53:13 AM | You thought Bale's performance by killtaker | May 7th, 2009 10:57:13 AM | Still FAKE! by BLEST | May 7th, 2009 11:00:12 AM | FUUUUUCK! I LOVE DANISH BUTTER
COOKIES! by Stuntcock Mike | May 7th, 2009 11:00:12 AM | BLEST by chuffsterUK | May 7th, 2009 11:02:15 AM | Certification by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 11:03:58 AM | There's no shit but what mcg
makes by drturing | May 7th, 2009 11:07:40 AM | I am not gonna spoil the
ending here. by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 11:11:34 AM | I tend to ignore these. by allykatD | May 7th, 2009 11:20:35 AM | Bale Meltdown references. by Jared Syn | May 7th, 2009 11:21:06 AM | Part II by Jared Syn | May 7th, 2009 11:22:12 AM | Knowing Danny's name...lest
you forget.. by Cellar Door | May 7th, 2009 11:32:20 AM | Michael Ironside + Christian
"Professional" Bale = EPIC
FUCKING by LaserPants | May 7th, 2009 11:35:58 AM | It's obvious sam is a
terminator..they gave that
shit away in th by alienindisguise | May 7th, 2009 11:36:23 AM | But then T2... by Cellar Door | May 7th, 2009 11:40:14 AM | T2 or T3 by GlenAustin | May 7th, 2009 11:45:15 AM | FAIL. by BLEST | May 7th, 2009 11:48:43 AM | NO FATE EXCEPT FOR WHAT BALE
MAKES by Stuntcock Mike | May 7th, 2009 12:04:15 PM | Blest by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 12:08:29 PM | Fuck this plant shit, I've got
a real review for Indiana
Jones 4 by alucardvsdracula | May 7th, 2009 12:19:51 PM | Fuck this plant shit, I've got
a review for Watchmen by alucardvsdracula | May 7th, 2009 12:20:46 PM | Fuck this plant shit, I've got
a review for Star Wars IV by alucardvsdracula | May 7th, 2009 12:21:59 PM | GandalfTW by DerekReese | May 7th, 2009 12:24:49 PM | Don by Embeedeuce | May 7th, 2009 12:33:53 PM | Don't worry. by Embeedeuce | May 7th, 2009 12:34:15 PM | IRONSIDE > Bale by Mr. Nice Gaius | May 7th, 2009 12:38:36 PM | Embeedeuce by GlenAustin | May 7th, 2009 12:39:36 PM | Anton Yelchin by skimn | May 7th, 2009 12:43:12 PM | did the ending piss off
hardcore T-fans like McG said? by coltrautman | May 7th, 2009 12:44:02 PM | DerekReese, you mean the
little highway ride with the
Guns'n'ros by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 12:44:10 PM | And some said this would be
better then ROTF. by ganymede3010 | May 7th, 2009 12:45:24 PM | Damn subject line.. :-P by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 12:46:24 PM | If this has no robot emit
fluid in a comedic manne by skimn | May 7th, 2009 12:52:33 PM | I am not a die-hard Terminator
fan, by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 12:54:27 PM | People who think Bale's Batman
Voice Sucked... by Chadley BeBay | May 7th, 2009 01:02:34 PM | Michael Ironside + Christian
"Professional" Bale = EPIC
WIN!!! by LaserPants | May 7th, 2009 01:13:41 PM | Bale's Batman Voice Sucked
Ass!!! by GlenAustin | May 7th, 2009 01:13:43 PM | If I may be so arrogant.....I
predict... by Cellar Door | May 7th, 2009 01:13:48 PM | Seems the site takes any old
shit and posts it.. by Jack Bauer | May 7th, 2009 01:13:50 PM | Still FAKE! Read it all
again... by BLEST | May 7th, 2009 01:15:30 PM | Blest by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 01:27:10 PM | Bale's a shite actor..... by TheWaqman | May 7th, 2009 01:32:49 PM | For Merrick by pissed_off_paintman | May 7th, 2009 01:37:14 PM | For Merrick by pissed_off_paintman | May 7th, 2009 01:37:28 PM | Maybe you could even by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 01:37:47 PM | TheWaqman does not exist in
this dojo by Cobra--Kai | May 7th, 2009 01:39:17 PM | If True,
WORST....PLANT....EVER.... by LabattsBleu | May 7th, 2009 01:44:13 PM | So Laserpants by skimn | May 7th, 2009 01:48:48 PM | by HB_Dad | May 7th, 2009 01:50:26 PM | by Cobra--Kai | May 7th, 2009 01:52:51 PM | Gandalf by DerekReese | May 7th, 2009 01:56:57 PM | Chadley BeBay by AsimovLives | May 7th, 2009 01:58:45 PM | plant by daddyfatnads | May 7th, 2009 02:03:17 PM | and also a cock by daddyfatnads | May 7th, 2009 02:03:39 PM | Thanks for the vote of
confidence. by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 02:13:58 PM | Yeah, thanks DerekReese. by GandalfTW | May 7th, 2009 02:18:43 PM | somebody ban that fuckin'
prick "whitty" by thekylegassproject | May 7th, 2009 02:18:56 PM | this isn't a plant. and it'
not a fake review... by thekylegassproject | May 7th, 2009 02:19:43 PM | And the end of the film
is....? by BLEST | May 7th, 2009 02:21:03 PM | DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD by thekylegassproject | May 7th, 2009 02:21:30 PM | Bale is Hollywood;s king by tiger69357 | May 7th, 2009 02:23:21 PM | Its funny...Scotsman75 was
RIGHT on Indy 4... by ItsMe_ButWhoGivesAFuck | May 7th, 2009 03:10:39 PM | GANDALF - ATONE FOR YOUR
PLANTITUDE by BringingSexyBack | May 7th, 2009 03:20:49 PM | This review reeks of fakeness! by AZ_Ryan | May 7th, 2009 03:26:52 PM | BringingSexyBack by AsimovLives | May 7th, 2009 03:27:04 PM | Just go and fucking see the
film first......... by ItsMe_ButWhoGivesAFuck | May 7th, 2009 03:27:30 PM | GandalfTW by AsimovLives | May 7th, 2009 03:34:45 PM | ItsMe_ by skimn | May 7th, 2009 03:56:51 PM | Just read the first 2 chapters
of the novel at lunch by BLEST | May 7th, 2009 04:11:49 PM | Why Is Everyone Bagging On
This Movie? by bsideleau | May 7th, 2009 04:40:01 PM | by Cobra--Kai | May 7th, 2009 04:41:05 PM | bsideleau by AsimovLives | May 7th, 2009 04:41:20 PM | did i say plant by daddyfatnads | May 7th, 2009 05:00:17 PM | 3 more words Asimov: by BLEST | May 7th, 2009 05:04:35 PM | If (and it's a big IF) the
film is like the novel... by BLEST | May 7th, 2009 05:07:10 PM | Michael Ironside? Ok, I'm
sold! by pokadoo | May 7th, 2009 05:14:04 PM | T4 cast & director photo =
Picture of The Last Supper by mr dark | May 7th, 2009 05:31:20 PM | Melting pot? by DennisMM | May 7th, 2009 06:28:44 PM | T5: Rise of the by TedKordLives | May 7th, 2009 07:05:40 PM | But was Sam Worthington any
good? by OutlawsDelejos | May 7th, 2009 07:35:59 PM | New clips by chuffsterUK | May 7th, 2009 07:40:53 PM | New Clips by AZ_Ryan | May 7th, 2009 07:52:09 PM | They do by chuffsterUK | May 7th, 2009 08:00:16 PM | New Clips by AZ_Ryan | May 7th, 2009 08:05:11 PM | Theres a new 4 minute
trailer/promo out there by Turd Furgeson | May 7th, 2009 08:14:42 PM | been a fan of Ironside since
Highlander II by Jesiah | May 7th, 2009 08:33:14 PM | new T4 clip at
nukethefridge.com 4 min. too by fartman543211 | May 7th, 2009 08:51:21 PM | But by TedKordLives | May 7th, 2009 09:09:31 PM | skimn by LaserPants | May 7th, 2009 09:33:52 PM | when JJ Abrams Reboots... by cineninja | May 7th, 2009 09:40:48 PM | Battlestar Galacterminator? by LaserPants | May 7th, 2009 10:05:02 PM | Arnold scene by scotsman75 | May 7th, 2009 10:21:36 PM | Arnold by scotsman75 | May 7th, 2009 10:38:08 PM | ...cellar door .... T2
compared to T3 by sledgehammer5050 | May 7th, 2009 11:17:09 PM | Was it a private screening? by JohnRyder | May 8th, 2009 02:15:27 AM | Sarah Connor is only in it on
the tapes John listens too. by GandalfTW | May 8th, 2009 02:17:22 AM | Theres more to the story after
they fly away. by GandalfTW | May 8th, 2009 02:22:45 AM | It was a screening for cinema
professionals. by GandalfTW | May 8th, 2009 02:28:58 AM | Why haven't the 'real' reviews
come flooding in? by HarryBlackPotter | May 8th, 2009 03:01:30 AM | ts review... by SunTzu77 | May 8th, 2009 03:04:35 AM | Gandalf - Does Connor need
some cyborg surgery by HarryBlackPotter | May 8th, 2009 03:05:16 AM | the whole project angel
thing... by SunTzu77 | May 8th, 2009 03:06:39 AM | your kyle question... by SunTzu77 | May 8th, 2009 03:13:05 AM | I'm just wondering how... by SunTzu77 | May 8th, 2009 03:15:33 AM | by Cobra--Kai | May 8th, 2009 03:22:03 AM | IS THE THEME MUSIC IN THE
MOVIE????????? by GibsonUSA Returns | May 8th, 2009 03:30:07 AM | has something to do... by SunTzu77 | May 8th, 2009 03:33:25 AM | perhaps the... by SunTzu77 | May 8th, 2009 03:34:57 AM | 7 out of 10? by SunTzu77 | May 8th, 2009 03:40:21 AM | Thanks SunTzu by GandalfTW | May 8th, 2009 04:10:21 AM | GandalfTW - That's a yes then
;-P by HarryBlackPotter | May 8th, 2009 04:14:54 AM | I guess you didn't have the
HEART to tell me by HarryBlackPotter | May 8th, 2009 06:15:15 AM | All I know is Bale and I are
done professionaly. by Wee Willie | May 8th, 2009 07:34:10 AM | "i know now why you cry...." by ME_M | May 8th, 2009 10:02:09 AM | Michael Ironside rules!!!! by 1138sw | May 8th, 2009 10:44:35 AM | Those of you dissing the
review are simply scared... by ScottinDC | May 8th, 2009 01:05:26 PM | T2 and cringe inducing
lines... by Cellar Door | May 8th, 2009 01:27:51 PM | Ironside plays bad in these
clips by theplant | May 12th, 2009 10:24:32 AM | Re: Terminator: Salvation
review.. by snoman_99 | May 12th, 2009 11:17:27 AM |
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