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Roberto Orci And Alex Kurtzman Boldly Break Down The Writing Of STAR TREK For Mr. Beaks!

Call it J.J. Abrams's STAR TREK if you like, but Paramount would probably still be mulling over a reboot of Gene Roddenberry's groundbreaking sci-fi series today were it not for the brainstorming efforts of screenwriters Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman. The key? Finding a way into the original series' (TOS) universe without violating the narrative Prime Directive - i.e. Thou Shalt Not Interfere With Canon.

Their solution of an alternative timeline (driven by a revenge-seeking Romulan and protected by an elderly Spock) may not be the most breathtakingly brilliant invention in the history of film, but it was likely the only way the writing duo could get free and clear of established events while still playing to the base. These are the other voyages of the Starship Enterprise. There will be deviations. But the heart of TREK - Kirk, Spock, Bones, Uhura, Sulu, Chekov and Scotty - will remain intact; it's just that when they encounter Klingons or Tribbles or Khan, the outcome is bound to be different. Except when it's not.

On one hand, Orci and Kurtzman are playing with house money; they've got carte blanche to rewrite the entirety of TREK without drawing fire from the purists. But therein lies the problem: will they - along with Abrams and LOST co-creator Damon Lindelof - be able to reach the heights of classics like "The City on the Edge of Forever", "Amok Time" and THE WRATH OF KHAN? Or will this alternate STAR TREK devolve into a compromised, play-to-the-cheap-seats bastardization of Roddenberry's vision?

One gets the sense that Roberto Orci would just as soon take a staff job on GENERAL HOSPITAL as travesty the most beloved science-fiction franchise of the last fifty years. Fucking up STAR TREK is probably not high on Alex Kurtzman's to-do list either, but, as he acknowledges in the below interview, Orci is the Trek expert of the two. Together, they've quickly gone from in-demand tentpole screenwriters (their credits include TRANSFORMERS and its forthcoming sequel, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III and THE ISLAND) to big-time TV/movie producers (they've just completed the first season of FRINGE and have the Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds romantic comedy THE PROPOSAL due this June). But it'd all be for naught if they botched STAR TREK - which, thankfully, they haven't.

Perhaps it's a good thing that Paramount dissuaded them from blowing up the Enterprise in their first film. That's not a joke. We also discuss the development of the script, the involvement of Lindelof, the seeming inevitability of Khan, and much more.

Mr. Beaks: What was you level of familiarity with STAR TREK before you started writing the screenplay?

Alex Kurtzman: It was very intense, but in different ways.

Roberto Orci: My familiarity was pretty high. [I'm] not the ultimate geek; several people at conventions could outrank me easily. But it was certainly high. I'd read most of the novels that I could get my hands on, I was a die-hard fan of a lot of the series, etc.

Kurtzman: I had been a huge fan of the original series when it was on reruns when I was a kid. Then WRATH OF KHAN was kind of the big bang for me in terms of locking in on TREK.

Beaks: Prior to writing the screenplay, when you were kicking around ideas with J.J., did you guys go back and watch a lot of original series episodes?

Orci: I didn't. [To Kurtzman:] And I don't think you did either.

Kurtzman: I went back and read a lot of them actually. Bob had been an enormous fan of THE NEXT GENERATION when we were in high school, and I was not. He was saying, "You've got to watch this show, it's so unbelievable!" And I was like, "Yeah, yeah." But I finally went back and read every single episode, and was totally stunned by how brilliant it was and how well it had evolved. That was my re-entry point. Then I reread a bunch of the novels. But I think we'd--

Orci: But that was after we had the idea for the story already.

Kurtzman: Yeah.

Orci: Once we came up with what we thought the story should be, and we pitched it to J.J. and the studio, that's when we went back and started rereading everything and kind of making sure we were on the right track.

Beaks: So you guys went on your own and brainstormed, and then pitched J.J. on the idea.

Orci: Right.

Beaks: How long did you have to brainstorm before you seized on the idea that you ended up using?

Orci: Eight months. Maybe. And it was eight months before we ever said we'd do it. We just thought about it, and... [to Kurtzman] you tell the story about Marc Evans.

Kurtzman: I'd been having dinner with Marc Evans, who's one of the execs at Paramount. He's a friend of mine.

Orci: And also a STAR TREK fan.

Kurtzman: And he casually mentioned at dinner, "Would you guys ever think about doing STAR TREK?" And I kind of dropped my fork. I knew that it was such a big choice. It's such an enormous responsibility. And Bob had been such a huge, huge fan, that... this was not something to enter into lightly. We thought about it for, honestly, between six months to a year because the fear of messing it up was so frightening that--

Orci: We didn't think we were going to do it.

Kurtzman: And then after a while, we realized the fear was exactly the reason we had to do it, because we felt like we had to protect it. And that if we went to some new TREK movie and felt that whatever choices were made were choices we disagreed with, we'd have nobody to blame but ourselves. So we started talking about the story and what we wanted, and I think immediately we both felt that there was no version of this other than a Kirk-Spock story.

Orci: And yet how do you do that and be respectful. So that's when we hit upon the idea of Leonard Nimoy, and having him be responsible for this new timeline. That's when we knew we could go in and say, "Okay, we've got something."

Beaks: When you brought it to J.J., what did he add?

Orci: I mean, once we had the story, you have to go figure out so many millions of details and scenes. And you can't be in a room with [Abrams] without him coming up with ten million ideas: from how Kirk sneaks onto the Enterprise, to the gun battle that happens on Nero's ship - we originally had that as a fistfight. You just go through every detail. We would give him thirty pages at a time, and he would give us notes.

Kurtzman: The other thing is that J.J. is a self-acknowledged... he had not been a "Trekkie" or a "Trekker" growing up. So his objectivity was actually critical for us. We all knew that what we wanted to get out of this was a movie that hopefully satisfied fans but also brought in a new fanbase to this extremely wonderful franchise that we all love. There have been a lot of reasons we'd heard why people dismiss TREK: it's too cold, it's too sci-fi , women don't like it. We thought J.J. was a perfect barometer for that audience.

Orci: It wasn't going to be good enough for us to say, "Well, that's how it was in STAR TREK." He was going to say, "Well, I don't care! Why is that good here?" It had to stand on its own merits, and we knew that his objectivity would be the filter for everything.

Beaks: I have to ask: was the "Guardian of Forever" ever an element in your story?

Orci: No.

Beaks: You mentioned THE WRATH OF KHAN. That's obviously considered the high point of TREK on film. We know that Nicholas Meyer was not a STAR TREK fan before he came to the property, so he was kind of like J.J. in that regard.

Orci: Right.

Beaks: Do you know if J.J. went back and watched old episodes?

Kurtzman: Sure. He saturated his brain on every level.

Orci: Once he decided he was going to direct it. (Laughs)

Beaks: Did you ever meet with Nicholas Meyer?

Kurtzman: We met Nick Meyer when we were doing STAR TREK DVD interviews. We actually passed on a soundstage.

Orci: And I actually kneeled before him.

Kurtzman: Bob fell to his knees, and I grabbed his hand. (Laughs) He was so kind and generous. He's literally the reason that I wanted to make a STAR TREK movie.

Beaks: What was Damon Lindelof's involvement in the writing of the script?

Kurtzman: We cannot overemphasize how important he was. He and Bob both shared the fanatic TREK point of view; they both were extremely familiar with every detail of history. He was so critical in the story-breaking process as well.

Orci: Yeah, he really helped the story. You can't come in and pitch scenes to J.J. and Damon - and he was there every time we got together - without them literally improvising dialogue right then and there that you must write down, that has to go in the script. They're just that fast. So their spices are all over the script.

Beaks: You've probably been writing STAR TREK episodes in your head since you were a kid, but when you finally sat down to write an actual STAR TREK script, was it difficult to nail the voices of these iconic characters?

Kurtzman: I have to say that it was weirdly like snuggling up to a warm blanket. I think what was weird about it was that it wasn't hard for us to get the voices. What was challenging was making sure that you found those moments that you know you need, like Scotty's famous lines or Bones's famous lines. Any context that you were going to get for those needed to feel extremely organic and extremely real and not like we were cartooning those moments. The minute we cartooned those moments, we knew we'd be dead in the water. That was the challenge: making it all feel very organic.

Orci: Kirk was hard. I thought the other characters were, like Alex said, a warm blanket. Kirk took us a minute.

Kurtzman: I think it's because he was more outwardly a rebel than he'd ever been in any other iteration of Kirk.

Orci: We couldn't hide behind him being Captain already. We had to really find his voice.

Kurtzman: James Dean in REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE is who we really had in mind, though Dean was much more internal in that movie.

Beaks: But when you actually wrote "Damn it, Jim!" as an organic, unforced line of dialogue, surely there were high fives exchanged.

Kutztman: Totally!

Orci: Completely! (Laughs) You've got us pegged.

Beaks: Were there any no-go areas in the writing of the scripts? Anything that you specifically did not want to touch with this first film?

Orci: Once we had the idea? I mean, we had things we changed. We had Carol Marcus in an early draft, we had Nurse Chapel in an early draft, we had a few other shout-outs, but they were just taking up time. The "no-go" rule was that it had to serve our core characters, and if it's not doing that, then we need to look at it again.

Kurtzman: At one point, we were very foolishly thinking about blowing up the Enterprise.

Beaks: Seriously?

Kurtzman: The studio could not have been more supportive on every level on every decision that was made. The only note we ever got was "Do not blow up the Enterprise." (Laughs) And we were like, "Yeah, you're right."

Orci: (Laughing) We didn't fight it at all.

Beaks: Well, it took them until the third movie to blow up the Enterprise. You've got to work up to that. That's a big move.

Orci: I agree.

Beaks: Do you see yourself getting to that point?

Orci: Now that we have it, I never want to get rid of it. Blow up the Enterprise? Never!

Beaks: You guys aren't going to give me a real answer on this, but I'm going to ask anyway. Have you considered working Khan into a subsequent film?

Kurtzman: Who?

Orci: The honest answer is if you're a TREK fan, there's no way Khan isn't at the top of the list of things you want to play with, right?

Beaks: Right.

Orci: It'll just be whether or not it's the right thing to do.

Beaks: That's another iconic character with a very distinctive voice. How would you write Khan if you were to take that character on?

Kurtzman: The whole reason we came to this idea of an alternative timeline was so that everyone could feel that canon was being respected while giving us freedom to have the future be unwritten. I think that leaves you as much or as little room for interpretation as you'd like in terms of some of the key characters.

Orci: I think if this works, it'll be because it sometimes does what would've happened in the other timeline, and it sometimes doesn't. It's sort of a harmony - and finding that right balance will the be key if we do it.



Sadly, I had to wrap up before I pressed them on a forthcoming Gorn appearance. Next time.

STAR TREK opens this Friday, May 8th, but you knew that already. You can also check out STAR TREK: COUNTDOWN, a four-part graphic novel based on a story by Orci and Kurtzman.

Faithfully submitted,

Mr. Beaks

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Whats with the blowjobs Beaks? These guys are terrible
by IndustryKiller!
May 4th, 2009
03:55:00 AM
Their "Trek" script sucked balls.
by V'Shael
May 4th, 2009
04:07:14 AM
Leave Khan alone
by Horace Cox
May 4th, 2009
04:09:10 AM
Why do i hear...
by pitti71
May 4th, 2009
04:10:22 AM
Orci and Kurtzman can go fuck Jorge Garcia.
by JuanSanchez
May 4th, 2009
04:23:05 AM
V'Shael? Are you for real? Their Trek script kicked ass!
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
May 4th, 2009
04:32:46 AM
V'Shael an asshole
by optimus122
May 4th, 2009
04:38:22 AM
Get Nimoy to direct the next one.
by Rolling_Stone
May 4th, 2009
04:56:43 AM
optimus122 - nobody takes any of us seriously...
by JuanSanchez
May 4th, 2009
05:10:48 AM
Nimoy needs to direct 3 Men and a Street-Walking Lady.
by JuanSanchez
May 4th, 2009
05:12:36 AM
Orci and Kurtzman suck Donkey Balls
by Trannyformers_Apologist
May 4th, 2009
05:27:44 AM
Alternative timeline was not necessary ,
by Gungan Slayer
May 4th, 2009
06:03:16 AM
alternative timeline was also easy way out...
by Gungan Slayer
May 4th, 2009
06:07:16 AM
New ideas please people
by kwisatzhaderach
May 4th, 2009
06:19:07 AM
Overall, not bad
by The StarWolf
May 4th, 2009
06:26:33 AM
Good interview
by InfinityWave
May 4th, 2009
06:44:35 AM
InfinityWave
by kwisatzhaderach
May 4th, 2009
06:51:45 AM
burger king glasses?
by Bouncy X
May 4th, 2009
07:07:16 AM
Oh and another thing....WOLVERINE SUCKS!
by Riley Martin
May 4th, 2009
07:16:00 AM
Why I'm not going to see star trek (spoilers)
by Alphanumeric1971
May 4th, 2009
07:19:35 AM
I like Star Trek but am not a die hard
by Darth Busey
May 4th, 2009
07:35:52 AM
Alphanumeric1971 you are a NERD
by Tallguyme
May 4th, 2009
07:42:44 AM
What if...
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May 4th, 2009
07:47:26 AM
Alphanumeric1971
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May 4th, 2009
08:38:50 AM
Alphanumeric
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May 4th, 2009
08:46:59 AM
there's a lot of nerd envy in here
by Browncoat_Jedi
May 4th, 2009
08:56:18 AM
DO NOT
by skydemon
May 4th, 2009
09:02:38 AM
No, no, no, no, no- a rebooted Khan? No, no, no, no, no
by YackBacker
May 4th, 2009
09:03:35 AM
creepthin
by Eonz_Higlo
May 4th, 2009
09:29:02 AM
Abrams and Lindelof
by veritasses
May 4th, 2009
09:34:39 AM
Browncoat_Jedi
by spud mcspud
May 4th, 2009
09:37:37 AM
Wrath of Khan was 20+ years later
by spacechampion
May 4th, 2009
09:37:48 AM
Oh, and - SOLOMON FUCKING KANE!
by spud mcspud
May 4th, 2009
09:40:34 AM
DO NOT REIMAGINE... KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!
by Super Moo
May 4th, 2009
09:41:03 AM
ROBERTO ... HIGH FIVE!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
09:46:01 AM
Didn't JMS have a Star Trek reboot synopsis in mind?
by Amy Chasing
May 4th, 2009
09:47:06 AM
ROBERTO COULD FALL TO HIS KNEES FOR ME ANYTIME
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
09:47:35 AM
Oh please you all paid money to taste Bay's precum
by drturing
May 4th, 2009
09:47:48 AM
Oh please you all paid money to taste Bay's precum
by drturing
May 4th, 2009
09:47:49 AM
Oh please you all paid money to taste Bay's precum
by drturing
May 4th, 2009
09:47:52 AM
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by drturing
May 4th, 2009
09:47:54 AM
Oh please you all paid money to taste Bay's precum
by drturing
May 4th, 2009
09:47:55 AM
STAR TREK WILL KILL FOXERINE
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
09:48:27 AM
Seriously if you get that worked up about transformers
by drturing
May 4th, 2009
09:50:32 AM
ROBERTO - YOU SHOULD REIMAGINE STAR TREK V
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
09:51:20 AM
Orko and Col. Kurtz can both fuck off....
by Jobacca
May 4th, 2009
09:59:57 AM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPEEEE!
by FaTassDino_Molester
May 4th, 2009
10:01:35 AM
Mr. Beaks I am totally with you!
by lprothro
May 4th, 2009
10:04:43 AM
Has the Star Trek fan community imploded yet?
by kwisatzhaderach
May 4th, 2009
10:25:19 AM
WHY DID THEY GET A KOREAN TO PLAY A JAPANESE?
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
10:25:59 AM
Amy Chasing
by Stunt Vocalist 709
May 4th, 2009
10:28:23 AM
Uhura, NOT Uhuru
by whitty
May 4th, 2009
10:30:25 AM
Amy Chasing
by Stunt Vocalist 709
May 4th, 2009
10:31:12 AM
spacechampion
by whitty
May 4th, 2009
10:37:31 AM
Not a nerd, just a trekkie.
by Alphanumeric1971
May 4th, 2009
10:59:32 AM
Alphanumeric1971
by kwisatzhaderach
May 4th, 2009
11:29:09 AM
I love the smell of angry nerd
by CaptainAxis
May 4th, 2009
11:45:48 AM
For what its worth..
by Jobacca
May 4th, 2009
11:53:09 AM
Mr Beaks is a laugh
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
11:56:34 AM
Jobacca
by FaTassDino_Molester
May 4th, 2009
12:00:47 PM
FaTassDino_Molester
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
12:09:47 PM
Orci and Kurtzman are 3rd rate at least -
by Professor_Monster
May 4th, 2009
12:11:03 PM
Professor_Monster
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
12:15:50 PM
BEAM ME UP ROBERTO!
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
12:31:25 PM
Cool
by Cobbio
May 4th, 2009
12:32:56 PM
According to the haters, Orci and Kurtzman can't write!
by ganymede3010
May 4th, 2009
12:44:18 PM
Haters...
by Stunt Vocalist 709
May 4th, 2009
12:48:55 PM
I'm looking forward to this.
by rbatty024
May 4th, 2009
01:06:03 PM
trekker, trekkie...
by Alphanumeric1971
May 4th, 2009
01:17:42 PM
ROBERTO: ENERGIZE!!!
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
01:21:30 PM
THE TROUBLE WITH ROBERTOS
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
01:22:14 PM
Stunt Vocalist 709...
by Alphanumeric1971
May 4th, 2009
01:22:51 PM
SPACE ORCI
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
01:23:02 PM
Some pretty naked jealously here
by Arteska
May 4th, 2009
01:23:04 PM
STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF BOB
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
01:24:31 PM
STAR TREK III: THE UNDISCOVERED ORCI
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
01:26:46 PM
"OPTIMUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !!"
by conspiracy
May 4th, 2009
01:40:52 PM
BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
01:55:12 PM
and another fact...
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
01:59:12 PM
I've seen this movie - about a month ago and it's bad.
by Professor_Monster
May 4th, 2009
01:59:50 PM
Just want to say thanks
by Boborci
May 4th, 2009
02:03:48 PM
City On The Edge
by skoolbus
May 4th, 2009
02:13:22 PM
Alphanumeric1971
by Stunt Vocalist 709
May 4th, 2009
02:14:32 PM
"Your" movies an TV shows?
by Professor_Monster
May 4th, 2009
02:15:08 PM
Bob Orci, scribe of break-dancing robots...
by Darth_Inedible
May 4th, 2009
02:41:29 PM
Re: Boborci
by Cobbio
May 4th, 2009
02:45:47 PM
Professor_Monster -- Oh god, no...
by Boborci
May 4th, 2009
02:50:38 PM
Cobbio was "Nick Meyer kneelworthy?"
by Boborci
May 4th, 2009
02:52:12 PM
Hmm
by Cobbio
May 4th, 2009
02:54:31 PM
He Does
by Cobbio
May 4th, 2009
02:59:22 PM
BOBORCI
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
May 4th, 2009
03:01:20 PM
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
by Boborci
May 4th, 2009
03:02:52 PM
YES I WOULD, BOBORCI
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
May 4th, 2009
03:05:31 PM
I saw this movie at an early preview...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
03:06:21 PM
Dr.DirtyD - Nurse Chapel
by Boborci
May 4th, 2009
03:10:59 PM
oh, and don't do Khan again
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
03:11:21 PM
BOB
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
03:15:15 PM
Yea, but screw those movies...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
03:16:39 PM
IF YOU HAVE NICHOLAS MEYER'S BLESSING, THAT'S OKAY
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
03:18:07 PM
Agreed. Khan would be a bad move
by Kief_Ledger
May 4th, 2009
03:19:13 PM
Good luck Bob..and I really mean that...
by conspiracy
May 4th, 2009
03:22:19 PM
BOB - DO WE NEED TO CHECK OUR BRAINS AT THE DOOR
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
03:28:16 PM
conspiracy -- Must see on big screen
by Boborci
May 4th, 2009
03:30:27 PM
Tholians
by Cobbio
May 4th, 2009
03:30:56 PM
BringingSexyBack
by Boborci
May 4th, 2009
03:31:11 PM
Stunt Vocalist 709
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
03:34:19 PM
Orci and Kurtzman are to movies --
by Professor_Monster
May 4th, 2009
03:34:21 PM
BOB - GREAT
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
03:35:31 PM
that's "write to taste"
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
03:35:48 PM
Hehe
by Cobbio
May 4th, 2009
03:36:46 PM
Cobb
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
03:42:57 PM
man, I sound like a SpinerFemme
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
03:45:40 PM
T and NC
by Cobbio
May 4th, 2009
03:54:59 PM
Roddenberry on WrATH OF Kahn
by spoits
May 4th, 2009
03:55:58 PM
Bullshit...so what you are all saying is...
by conspiracy
May 4th, 2009
03:59:52 PM
Boborci
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
04:00:26 PM
blakindigo
by Boborci
May 4th, 2009
04:10:08 PM
"I don't want to be lectured for two hours"
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
04:13:13 PM
What?! You don't want to —
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
04:17:27 PM
Boborci is not the real Roberto "Bob" Orci
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
04:18:09 PM
blakindigo
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
04:20:59 PM
Conspiracy...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
04:23:59 PM
7 months to go
by kwisatzhaderach
May 4th, 2009
04:25:33 PM
AsimovLives
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
04:30:39 PM
I'm conflicted about Orci, but it's a good. example...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
04:34:59 PM
asimovlives -- always find it funny that people
by Boborci
May 4th, 2009
04:35:03 PM
"Fact= once in a while something good...
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
04:42:20 PM
Dr.DirtyD
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
04:48:44 PM
Boborci
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
04:49:15 PM
Well, i'm glas we get two great films made within the sytem
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
04:50:32 PM
THe MI:3 Rabit Foot bullshit
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
04:53:37 PM
Also
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
04:58:19 PM
Dr.DirtyD
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
04:58:20 PM
All i can say is Infinite Diversity in infinite Combination's
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
05:03:01 PM
blakindigo
by AsimovLives
May 4th, 2009
05:04:51 PM
AsimovLives...Agreed.
by conspiracy
May 4th, 2009
05:13:03 PM
I'd disagree—
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
05:14:17 PM
Star Trek has always been
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
05:27:34 PM
"are you the tooth fairy?"
by supercowbell4therequestformore cowbell
May 4th, 2009
05:28:09 PM
BSB - Bale actually has three ears
by spud mcspud
May 4th, 2009
05:30:16 PM
Remake
by Cobbio
May 4th, 2009
05:31:12 PM
and then Nurse Chapel wraps a Tholian web..
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
05:32:39 PM
blakindigo...Mediocrity is never easy...
by conspiracy
May 4th, 2009
05:34:22 PM
STAR TREK V - THE FINAL BALE
by spud mcspud
May 4th, 2009
05:36:15 PM
Yea, Nurse Chapel Hated Transformers..
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
05:36:46 PM
Nom, Nom, Nom, Slurp!
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 4th, 2009
05:36:48 PM
Let me just say this:
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
May 4th, 2009
05:37:46 PM
Nice Ending, DirtyD
by Cobbio
May 4th, 2009
05:38:33 PM
Spud..
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
05:38:42 PM
The last time Chapel was worried about a movie...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
05:41:56 PM
....to her brain.
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
05:42:41 PM
All aboard the AICN circle slurp!
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 4th, 2009
05:45:12 PM
I hear you conspiracy
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
05:45:14 PM
The last time Nurse Chapel slurped anything...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
05:54:57 PM
Wow... I can't understand all the venom
by TragicComic
May 4th, 2009
06:08:51 PM
MR. BEAKS...you are coming off much more human lately.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 4th, 2009
06:12:24 PM
I hear Nurse Chapel has a secret crush...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
06:18:58 PM
DGDB...The power of Bale is with you!
by conspiracy
May 4th, 2009
06:22:15 PM
hehehe. Actually there is a 3rd vacancy at Hotel Auschwitz...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 4th, 2009
06:26:36 PM
Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
by kwisatzhaderach
May 4th, 2009
06:47:54 PM
Tragic Comic = the dumb masses, or just dumb shit
by Professor_Monster
May 4th, 2009
06:53:19 PM
damn
by slkboxrman
May 4th, 2009
06:55:20 PM
They READ previous episodes?
by catlettuce4
May 4th, 2009
06:57:35 PM
industry killer
by slkboxrman
May 4th, 2009
06:58:40 PM
Fa_Tass_DinoMolester: Do you make entertainment?
by TragicComic
May 4th, 2009
07:00:29 PM
slkboxrman
by spud mcspud
May 4th, 2009
07:03:00 PM
spud
by slkboxrman
May 4th, 2009
07:05:01 PM
kwisatzhaderach, thanks!
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
May 4th, 2009
07:05:52 PM
tragic
by slkboxrman
May 4th, 2009
07:06:23 PM
Professor_Monster
by Boborci
May 4th, 2009
07:06:40 PM
Yes,yes, yes, yes, yes- a rebooted Khan? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
by NoHubris
May 4th, 2009
07:07:00 PM
TragicComic
by spud mcspud
May 4th, 2009
07:10:27 PM
spud mcspud
by Boborci
May 4th, 2009
07:10:30 PM
spud
by slkboxrman
May 4th, 2009
07:14:48 PM
Do you make entertainment? -- are you German?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 4th, 2009
07:15:19 PM
This whole "Films are getting dumber and dumber" argument...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 4th, 2009
07:16:52 PM
Antonio Banderas IS Khan!
by gotilk
May 4th, 2009
08:04:00 PM
Antonio Banderas IS a Tholian.
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
08:05:08 PM
or maybe he's an Organian..
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
08:07:59 PM
Jack Black for Harry Mudd
by crankyoldguy
May 4th, 2009
08:24:13 PM
and based on the trailer...the one dumb line...
by crankyoldguy
May 4th, 2009
08:25:27 PM
boborci - You can think that -
by Professor_Monster
May 4th, 2009
08:27:04 PM
Prof...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
08:37:08 PM
BOB - HAVE YOU CONSIDERED GOING ON DANCING WITH THE STARS?
by BringingSexyBack
May 4th, 2009
08:39:41 PM
the trailer catchphrase shouldve been "FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS"
by supercowbell4therequestformore cowbell
May 4th, 2009
08:57:38 PM
Summer of 1982
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
09:40:17 PM
http://tinyurl.com/dfs3yj
by DoctorZoidberg
May 4th, 2009
09:48:45 PM
http://tinyurl.com/dfs3yj
by DoctorZoidberg
May 4th, 2009
09:49:40 PM
Thanks, DoctorZoidberg
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
09:49:51 PM
blakindigo, jus' doin
by DoctorZoidberg
May 4th, 2009
09:58:35 PM
jus' doin' muh job..and hitting the enter key accidentally
by DoctorZoidberg
May 4th, 2009
09:59:26 PM
Elisha Cuthbert as Nurse Chapel!
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 4th, 2009
10:23:57 PM
Gary Coleman as the King Tribble.
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 4th, 2009
10:26:31 PM
Anyway BobOrci—
by blakindigo
May 4th, 2009
10:28:35 PM
I'm cool with Transformers...
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 4th, 2009
10:32:05 PM
Yea, i'm out of here.
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
10:32:11 PM
Dr.DirtyD
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 4th, 2009
10:35:44 PM
Nipples...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
10:37:36 PM
I know, I know, AICN=assholes.
by Dr.DirtyD
May 4th, 2009
10:39:22 PM
Trelane had great fashion sense.
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 4th, 2009
10:39:43 PM
The NEW Enterprise voice for the sequel...
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 4th, 2009
11:05:01 PM
Spock - Uhura - Nurse Chapel love triangle!
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 4th, 2009
11:06:33 PM
Dr.DirtyD...Let me explain something about mega Fox..
by conspiracy
May 4th, 2009
11:18:19 PM
blackindigo...dude you are seriously on the
by southafricanguy
May 4th, 2009
11:23:25 PM
Btw ...Francis Ford Coppola=overrated and
by southafricanguy
May 4th, 2009
11:27:15 PM
he could nt construct a story to save his life..
by southafricanguy
May 4th, 2009
11:28:08 PM
Coppola is overrated. Yet Cameron is God? Hahaha.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 4th, 2009
11:32:39 PM
actually..i was being really sarcastic, but then
by southafricanguy
May 4th, 2009
11:40:42 PM
oh...but wait I see....you can dish, but like all
by southafricanguy
May 4th, 2009
11:42:26 PM
no, no you keep talking dickhead, your
by southafricanguy
May 4th, 2009
11:47:08 PM
You don't have the brain capacity to process sarcasm...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 4th, 2009
11:47:38 PM
though we do appear to have found lil ol
by southafricanguy
May 4th, 2009
11:49:22 PM
IESB McG comments abou T5 true? Help us out, AICN!
by JuanSanchez
May 4th, 2009
11:51:31 PM
Ha ha ha....oh Danny you really are too
by southafricanguy
May 4th, 2009
11:52:34 PM
for the record i dont think Coppola is overrated
by southafricanguy
May 4th, 2009
11:54:51 PM
If I was so attention seeking would I be on here at 10pm....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 4th, 2009
11:55:34 PM
10pm West Coast.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 4th, 2009
11:56:20 PM
And for the record, I have no beef with South Africa....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 4th, 2009
11:57:18 PM
Terminator 5 time travels to 2011 - WTF!?
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 5th, 2009
12:00:13 AM
And even if i did nt like Coppola's movies
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
12:00:58 AM
I don't attack people for disagreeing with me.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 5th, 2009
12:02:27 AM
Danny...im not even going to pretend to
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
12:03:14 AM
Which one? Smacking a big sloppy pussy or fisting Charlize?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 5th, 2009
12:04:35 AM
really Danny ? please explain when that
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
12:06:43 AM
How can you fuck in South Africa?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 5th, 2009
12:07:44 AM
southafricanguy -- really? I don't remember.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 5th, 2009
12:09:25 AM
where have i just attacked anyone personally?
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
12:14:53 AM
exactly dude....i dont know of any instance
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
12:18:01 AM
but ok fair enough man...if you re prepared to
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
12:19:30 AM
southafricanguy -- AMEN.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 5th, 2009
12:26:44 AM
but seriously Danny, I was being sarcastic
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
12:28:52 AM
Coppola is da bomb.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 5th, 2009
12:31:53 AM
i have very broad tastes....I like Cppola and
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
12:32:54 AM
1985....not the age of 85.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 5th, 2009
12:32:56 AM
I see what you're saying....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 5th, 2009
12:35:58 AM
well..yeah no director is infallible, everyone
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
12:36:16 AM
I haven't seen One From The Heart or Youth Without Youth...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 5th, 2009
12:38:51 AM
well thats the funny thing dude, i dont like the
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
12:40:00 AM
Thats true.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 5th, 2009
12:43:01 AM
ok dude....have a good one. Later...
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
12:48:10 AM
So Jazz in Transformers 2 doesn't return.
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 5th, 2009
01:04:28 AM
If talkbackers are such better writers...?
by CENOBITE
May 5th, 2009
01:26:57 AM
Kurtzman and Orci ARE hacks...buuuuut...
by Brians Life
May 5th, 2009
01:44:47 AM
CENOBITE was just told...
by CENOBITE
May 5th, 2009
02:03:26 AM
Says it all
by JumpinJehosaphat
May 5th, 2009
02:23:42 AM
slkboxrman
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
02:39:44 AM
"FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS"
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
02:42:19 AM
Why...
by ErnestBorgNine
May 5th, 2009
02:56:34 AM
Asimov....hey dude hows it going? Man you
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
03:28:33 AM
I'm seeing this Thursday 11am UK time
by kwisatzhaderach
May 5th, 2009
04:45:42 AM
No, you can't check out COUNTDOWN if you're in UK
by Mr Gorilla
May 5th, 2009
04:56:47 AM
KWIS...HEY DUDE...IM GONNA SEE IT
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
05:35:21 AM
whothefuckcares....yeah its been confirmed
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
05:39:18 AM
McG on Terminator 5 - WTF?
by kwisatzhaderach
May 5th, 2009
06:03:07 AM
WTF indeed KWIS....that sounds fkn awful
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
06:10:50 AM
southafricanguy
by kwisatzhaderach
May 5th, 2009
06:16:59 AM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD meet southafricanguy
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
07:08:27 AM
southafricanguy
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
07:16:08 AM
southafricanguy
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
07:19:35 AM
southafricanguy
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
07:22:09 AM
kwisatzhaderach
by Harold The Great
May 5th, 2009
07:30:59 AM
I was wondering how the hacks who wrote Transformers...
by KillDozer
May 5th, 2009
08:48:27 AM
AsimovLives
by BRIDGETFONDAS_CUNTCHEESE
May 5th, 2009
08:49:32 AM
BringingSexyBack, Re: Korean actor playing Japanese Sulu
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
09:30:13 AM
T1-T2-T3
by Harold The Great
May 5th, 2009
09:39:59 AM
If that T5 story is true... then T5 will be shit
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
10:03:56 AM
N'uff said!
by upstate14445
May 5th, 2009
10:18:36 AM
D.VADER - THAT'S AWFULLY MAGNANIMOUS OF GEORGE TAKEI
by BringingSexyBack
May 5th, 2009
11:11:05 AM
DGDB AND SOUTHAFRICANGUY ... SITTING IN A TREE ...
by BringingSexyBack
May 5th, 2009
11:14:05 AM
IN DEFENSE OF BOB ORCI
by BringingSexyBack
May 5th, 2009
11:19:19 AM
Dom DeLouise died last night?
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
11:26:11 AM
Well George Takei is the epitome of "magnanimous"
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
11:29:18 AM
BringingSexyBack
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
11:31:51 AM
D.Vader
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
11:34:48 AM
Yo, D.vader don't joke about death...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 5th, 2009
11:40:03 AM
Asimov, I'm not saying no one would have problems with it
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
11:45:47 AM
I'm certain canon could had been respected
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
11:46:01 AM
I PREFER TO BELIEVE THAT GEORGE WAS SPEAKING ABOUT THE FUTURE
by BringingSexyBack
May 5th, 2009
11:47:48 AM
ASIMOV
by BringingSexyBack
May 5th, 2009
11:59:00 AM
D.Vader
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
12:00:33 PM
I MEANT *WITHOUT* MEYER AND RODDENBERRY
by BringingSexyBack
May 5th, 2009
12:02:18 PM
BringingSexyBack
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
12:05:50 PM
Hikaru was a name concocted in a spinoff novel
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
12:06:02 PM
FYI
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 5th, 2009
12:09:29 PM
The problem lies with you, I suppose, Asimov
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
12:10:00 PM
well if Damon Lindelof helped. count me in!
by zooch
May 5th, 2009
12:11:25 PM
If true, that's too bad Mr.NiceGaius
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
12:12:00 PM
D.Vader
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
12:12:49 PM
D.Vader
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
12:17:39 PM
And Memories Of Murder is one great movie
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
12:19:22 PM
Asimov, here are the facts
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
12:24:10 PM
AsimovLives
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 5th, 2009
12:28:32 PM
D.Vader
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
12:34:59 PM
Mr. Nice Gaius
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
12:41:33 PM
You're looking too far into it, I think, Asimov
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
12:43:49 PM
It IS okay to have someone represent a continent
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
12:46:46 PM
AsimovLives
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 5th, 2009
12:51:54 PM
BATMAN RESTORED TO GREATNESS BECAUSE OF BALE
by BringingSexyBack
May 5th, 2009
12:56:26 PM
KIRK REPRESENTS ALL WHITE PEOPLE
by BringingSexyBack
May 5th, 2009
12:58:57 PM
D.Vader
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
12:59:48 PM
BringingSexyBack
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
01:00:55 PM
Mr. Nice Gaius
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
01:05:01 PM
GEORGE TAKEI'S A NICE GUY
by BringingSexyBack
May 5th, 2009
01:05:07 PM
D.Vader
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
01:09:29 PM
BringingSexyBack
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
01:13:16 PM
CHRONIC DIARRHEA IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DENYING BALE
by BringingSexyBack
May 5th, 2009
01:13:44 PM
Don't sweat MNG, AsimovLives...
by ErnestBorgNine
May 5th, 2009
01:16:01 PM
Wow
by Lingerdog
May 5th, 2009
01:19:16 PM
BringingSexyBack
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
01:23:55 PM
ErnestBorgNine
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
01:25:30 PM
Is there a film where...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 5th, 2009
01:26:50 PM
Dr.DirtyD
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
01:27:54 PM
Or Galaxy Quest, Dr.DirtyD...
by ErnestBorgNine
May 5th, 2009
01:29:30 PM
But i woundn't be in too much of a hurry....
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
01:29:48 PM
Hayden Panettiere as Janice Rand
by scriptgirl_nipples
May 5th, 2009
01:30:04 PM
That meant for Contact
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
01:30:57 PM
JumpinJehosaphat
by Dr.DirtyD
May 5th, 2009
01:34:23 PM
Look...I can't tell what any of these fucks is supposed to be..
by conspiracy
May 5th, 2009
01:41:38 PM
Dom Deluise=Fucking Professional
by conspiracy
May 5th, 2009
01:43:56 PM
conspiracy
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
01:46:35 PM
ErnestBorgNine
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 5th, 2009
01:55:48 PM
Should I watch this in digital or celluloid?
by _Maltheus_
May 5th, 2009
02:31:19 PM
Maltheus
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
02:42:50 PM
Galaxy Quest would be closer...
by Dr.DirtyD
May 5th, 2009
03:35:48 PM
I've got high hopes for Trek and for JJ's direction
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
03:39:07 PM
Khan
by fiester
May 5th, 2009
03:39:38 PM
Asimov
by D.Vader
May 5th, 2009
03:43:24 PM
Yeah, MNG...
by ErnestBorgNine
May 5th, 2009
03:56:55 PM
Well, someone sure is bitter...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 5th, 2009
04:12:11 PM
No, I conceded, MNG.
by ErnestBorgNine
May 5th, 2009
04:24:11 PM
D.Vader
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
04:24:24 PM
D.Vader
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
04:29:23 PM
D.Vader
by AsimovLives
May 5th, 2009
04:35:15 PM
WE ARE ALL GAIUS' DEPUTIES
by BringingSexyBack
May 5th, 2009
04:43:51 PM
BSB
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 5th, 2009
04:46:41 PM
MICHAEL BAY DENIS
by COCKNASTY_BUTTSTANK
May 5th, 2009
04:50:23 PM
Howard Stern loves the film...
by strosmer
May 5th, 2009
04:51:47 PM
Hey Asimov...firstly, yes it was damn profess
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
08:31:52 PM
Bringingsexyback....lol dude. Fair enough
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
08:37:34 PM
KWIS....I JUST REALLY HOPE MCG IS
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
08:42:37 PM
Asimov...i hear ya about the japanese/korean
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
08:46:48 PM
Oh...and Danny, to belatedly answer your
by southafricanguy
May 5th, 2009
08:55:43 PM
Gotcha.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
May 5th, 2009
10:01:51 PM
BringingSexyBack
by AsimovLives
May 6th, 2009
01:58:46 AM
southafricanguy
by AsimovLives
May 6th, 2009
02:09:05 AM
thank you Asimov...coming from another
by southafricanguy
May 6th, 2009
02:18:10 AM
and yeah their movies are quite good, really
by southafricanguy
May 6th, 2009
02:20:39 AM
but also gotta say Asimov...Portugeuse
by southafricanguy
May 6th, 2009
02:25:46 AM
southafricanguy
by AsimovLives
May 6th, 2009
02:31:58 AM
southafricanguy - korean movies
by AsimovLives
May 6th, 2009
02:41:42 AM
Asimov....yeah you wont believe the level of
by southafricanguy
May 6th, 2009
06:43:33 AM
and everything you said about the Koreans
by southafricanguy
May 6th, 2009
06:47:53 AM
Asimov...what are your favourite sci-fi movies?
by southafricanguy
May 6th, 2009
06:49:03 AM
southafricanguy
by AsimovLives
May 6th, 2009
07:07:04 AM
fair enough dude....personally im a big trek
by southafricanguy
May 6th, 2009
08:07:21 AM
Also love the original SW trilogy, before Lucas
by southafricanguy
May 6th, 2009
08:10:13 AM
but i do agree with you...pickings have been
by southafricanguy
May 6th, 2009
08:12:47 AM
my guilty pleasure is...wait for it...Waterworld!
by southafricanguy
May 6th, 2009
08:14:44 AM
Star Trek mission
by spud mcspud
May 6th, 2009
12:37:22 PM
All of this wretched hatred for this movie needs to stop.
by Nicodemus07
May 6th, 2009
02:03:19 PM
Saw it —
by blakindigo
May 6th, 2009
03:19:36 PM
Nicodemus07
by AsimovLives
May 6th, 2009
04:34:33 PM
Asimov Lives
by Nicodemus07
May 6th, 2009
08:37:20 PM
Antonio Banderas for Khan!
by DiamondJoe
May 7th, 2009
03:44:44 AM
Hmmm, let's call him Nero
by kabong
May 8th, 2009
09:48:29 AM
Green Girl Secrets
by unclebusu
May 8th, 2009
10:04:59 AM
Question about the prequel book 'Countdown'
by Arteska
May 8th, 2009
03:52:18 PM
Bardem has been mentioned for Khan here before
by Arteska
May 8th, 2009
03:55:06 PM
o yea
by jack burton jr.
May 10th, 2009
11:40:04 PM
this movie was the boss! ( check this out)
by jack burton jr.
May 10th, 2009
11:41:02 PM
They are hacks-look at their track record
by Kelg
May 11th, 2009
01:06:34 PM

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