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Script Girl's new movie hits, she tells us about witch hunting Hansel & Gretel... ARGH!
Hey folks, Harry here... God, I don't know why the premise of a Hansel & Gretel movie set 10 to 15 years after the incidents of the original story, where the brother & sister become witch hunters... well, it annoys the living shit out of me. At some primal level it really pisses me off - and I suppose it could be cool, but I just don't think so. I prefer irrational hatred... ARGH! Here's our cutie with her report... btw, go support her movie out this week...
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...but it sure smells good!
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But the idea of sitting alone in a dark theatre with a bunch of guys making strange gasping noises at periodic intervals just seems nasty. I'll wait until it's uploaded on Youporn instead.
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THIRD!
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I wasn't really paying attention, did she mention what it's actually called?
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I suddenly become Count Rackula.
"I vant to suck.....um...your neck"
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classy. Whether it's pc or not is irrelevant. It's just not funny. Or I should say it's about as funny as if I were to ask Script Girl is she ate 'flied lice' for dinner last night.
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Go on, you mysogynistic mouth-breathin, basement-livin, hairlip-havin inflatable-doll-screwin script-girl haters. Have at it. You know you want to.
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i wonder what she will do with those boobs in it.
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May 02, 2009 12:52:34 PM CDT
Have I ever mentioned how annoying I find her voice?
by seppukudkurosawa
She does one of those impressions of bad newscasters, whereby the last syllable of the last word in every sentence is stretched out five times longer than it needs to beeeeeeeeeee. This is hackery of the nth degree, Harry must see that! It's so incredibly bland it's ironic. Here's the internet, you can do damn near anything you want without having to worry about catering to your network and its sponsors, and what does Script Girl do? She makes an even WORSE copy of the dreck that passes itself off for movie news shows.
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Did she really do a porn?
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yeah, the first 5 min shes giving this dude a handjob, dont know why and then she blows him. the reasons arent clear, its one of those artsy pornos where the camera work and atmosphere is emphasized more than the sex itself. she doesnt look good naked though but i like how the guy used her pigtails to...oh well just see it for yourself. i wish AICN would review it.
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Her fifteen minutes of fame never started and are already over.
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Why is this read like an anoying American news report? Did she watch the news and say OH OK SO THATS IT. If she took her FUCKING TOP OFF AND GOT HER BIG TITS OUT AT LEAST IN A BRA THEN THIS WOULD BE AWESOME.
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What the hell is wrong with you people? You tell us about porn and don't link to it!
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Our dear Script Girl will look back on these days of attempting to inflate her mediocre looks with age-inappropriate dress and hair, and realize that it's impossible to monetize AICN's "Look! Boobies!" fanbase. Then she'll be able to concentrate on making a REAL living, and I'll be forced to look to other sites get my weekly "she doesn't know she's a trainwreck!" humor.
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Coughing and Sneezing in a Crowded Theatre Near You This Weekend
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...here...we...go...!
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The name of this supposed "movie"?
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ears. She's like fucking Spock!
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many people are stupid.
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Where's the fucking nipples!
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Does this not sound like a complete pilfering of the Hansel character from Fables to anyone else here?I think so.
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I didn't watch the report, because it's Script Girl. So for all I know she could have pointed out that this is clearly ripping off Fables. I doubt it, but if she did then I apologise for my previous, redundant post.
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the one she made in the darkened motel room with Harry. She drugged his lobster sandwich with GHB, and degraded his sweaty body for hers, and your pleasure. Just for jollies, she even inserted that Red Bull can up his anus. But it was sucked up into the depths of Harry, and never seen again.
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Look, ScriptGirl, we guys here at the TB are worried about you and feel that you need help so we are going to hold an intervention. I know you want to make it in Hollywood, and I know you want to be a big star and get famous, but we guys here at the TB are worried about you and feel that you need help.
I know you want to make it in Hollywood, and I know you want to be a big star and get famous and all that, , but you have to face facts ScriptGirl, it ain’t gonna happen by reading off articles from Variety and the Hollywood Reporter about who bought what script. And you sure as hell are not showing your acting or comedy talent in these clips! Let’s face it dear, you might not be that talented. Forgot might – you ARE not talented.
I am not saying you can never make it and you should give up your dreams, but maybe, just maybe, you should stop looking at a badly produce Youtube segment as your vehicle to success and instead focus on working on your acting and comedy skills. Maybe take some classes, learn improv, and maybe do some theatre for 5 or 6 years. You know, what normal actors and actresses do to get famous. We all can’t be Lauren Conrad and Paris Hilton, or even Daisy from I Love Daisy, and get famous for just appearing on TV.
We know you can do this and walk away from this crutch of being ScriptGirl, and we are all here to support you…by not giving you false hope and lying to you by saying you did a great job. There are enablers out there (like Harry) but we are gonna give you tough love. Just take it one day at a time ScriptGirl and we know you can make it.
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she has nice tits...but.....the voice....mouth needs a gag in it (among other things). Also, I've noticed that the little comedic bits in her posts really suck ass. Just give the news, shake them tittays, and sign off. No more "Comedy".
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I've never paid attention before, but I'm bored, so...what's the deal?
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She loved being on top. Rubbing her breasts against my chest as she stroked me.Uh, sorry gang.What were we discussing?
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I mean no one has said the name of it...are we supposed to look at what animated flicks are out this week and guess? is that pig actually in it...is it a joke?
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I just wish she didn't actually voice a character in it. That grating screech get really fucking old. Plus it wasn't even attached to an animated juggy version of this butterface.
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May 02, 2009 2:34:44 PM CDT
You guys should see the movie I did with her...
by joshswaneyfuckedscriptgirl
has anyone ever seen a blumpkin in HD?
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May 02, 2009 2:37:07 PM CDT
This is the first time I ever watched a 'Scriptgirl' segment.
by traumnovelle
Dude. What's the fuss? Her eyes are all fucked up. She's got okay tits I suppose. Beh.
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Double the excitement of a regular week.
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where? i want it like right now man
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I would really just have some crazy sex with her.
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I guess she's hit the wall now- that's been her trump card forever and she's used it! What is she gonna make up next week to get people to try to watch?
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hahaha had to say it.
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dude stop dont do that to me
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If you think she's gross, you're insane. If you are SG, the please post nudes. KTHX.
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Where da Windex at?
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May 02, 2009 3:18:29 PM CDT
She doesn't need a head- just an open orifice out of her neck..
by noncents
I'm just looking at her chest - pathetic.
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script girls videos are awful and deserved to be buried along with all those copies of the e.t. game.
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All ass. All the time.
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i will post a pic of me in the shower if u want
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thats what charles manson said
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oh yes
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Did she really do porn?
If so where and what is the title?
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Why is nobody in the talkback talking about it? Don't make me watch this fucking thing, I just wanted to see what her movie talk was about real quick.
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she was made airtight by three black dudes.
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lol...yeah right...
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May 02, 2009 3:57:28 PM CDT
Crosseyed big titted tease reels off last week's gossip.
by brock landers baby
This ain't fucking news.
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u really think someone like her whose only popularity comes from her boobs will not be in a porno, i knew about it from day one and harry hinted about it. AICN is not ashamed of presenting porno whores. plus its the only logical step after AICN pimped her here. i forgot the name of the movie im gonna search it now, but damn its hard finding a particular porn movie amongst all the porn that is out there.
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Please let us know when you find the title.
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May 02, 2009 4:08:44 PM CDT
and yes i would like to put my penis inside her mouth too
by dioxholster
not because shes hot but so i can keep her mouth shut for a while, know what its like without that annoying voice of her.
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just curious, its seems like a hard thing to do, properly that is, i mean they can leave it dry there if they want to but i think its traditional to clean those areas, right?
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Remember when on AICN you could click on an article about new scripts and read about it, the writers, who was producing and what studios without in a few moments without having to watch and wait through incredibly stupid internet YouTube crap? With little moronic pop-up notes on top of it? LATINO REVIEW and its video reviews are shit, too. They pad the hell out of everything so they can make you hang out for squeezing in more ads and promotional crap. It's disgusting.
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Windex works best.
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but windex might work too.
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I'm like the 7th person to ask in this talkback.... is there an actual movie? What's the title? The only animated movie I saw that came out this week is Battle for Terra, and that's written by "Aristomenis Tsirbas" and "Evan Spiliotopoulos" and the movie was completed in 2007 and took 2 years to come out. There is a Jessica Wu as producer.
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or any links.
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and the winner gets oral sex from ScriptGirl. im not kidding this would be great for the site, i mean imagine how dedicated we all will be and trying our very best to win...it could be a script writing contest or a pitch contest, whatever it is, we will have the greatest motivation ever. on another note, i wish my yet-to-be-written 30 page paper would lead to an oral sex prize or else i dont know how i'll get it done by the end of the month.
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There are no new ideas, just variations on an existing theme.
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are either lying or need to get their eyes examined. I've seen the video, and ScriptGirl's "companion" is clearly an elephant-man from the planet Yag. It's kinda gross. No links are a service to mankind, and to national security. So there.
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id prefer u bend over but i guess u can just shut up for now
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I made some jokes before, but seriously dudes...
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...when I say, she must be good in bed. She has a confident personality, she wears glasses (I don't know why , but it's a factor,) she shows off cleavage, she's got a sense of humor and she's into writing. Any girls I've ever been with who fit that profile are always worth it. They're fun and adventurous and willing to try things. So all you guys here going on about all the sick crap you'd do to her, get your story straight... you don't have to have disgusting, malicious fantasies about her; If you got on her good side, she'd likely be down for more than you think she would.
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she screamed a little but honestly its not worth seeing that much, the camera work is distracting. and she gets as boring as paris hilton. at least paris Hilton didnt do anal. i got the name of the movie, its called slutty secretary 2 i think.
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Slutty Secretary 2 sounds made up.
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About that type of girl in general. I find these script report videos worthless and don't normally watch them, but she kinda reminds me of a couple girls I have dated. I wouldn't wish an Aintitcool talkback, the raging id of the internet geek, on these girls for any reason whatsoever. But she chose this life I guess. Whether it's porn or not... I don't understand why they're shilling for her movie but not saying the title? "Go see my movie. But you have to find it first. And there will be literally no combination of words in a Google search that will get you anywhere close to figuring out what it is." Thanks Scriptgirl and Harry, I needed for ambiguity in my life.
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shes not pretty, we are merely trying to find a use for her.
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Considering several people have chimed in about it now and the only title that has come up is "Slutty Secretary 2", which doesn't turn up any pertinent Google results
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im using some girl's laptop
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porn thing seems to be bullshit.
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..but some of you guys are dumb, even by net standards.
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At no point did I believe that typing "Slutty Secretary 2" into Google would present me with a Script Girl porno, but I did so anyway, and also buy lottery tickets once in a while.
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The pig thing was terrible.
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thats all. lots of girls do porn and no one knows about it. ur girlfriend whoever she is probably got some videos floating around thanks to some ex boyfriend. so its not unbelievable to say that scriptgirl took her chances to be a sasha gray of sorts and u can see her optimism for showing skin by watching her youtube vids. shes basically telling producers that she is not a girl whos afraid to show her goods on cam. unfortunatly that attracted the wrong kind of producers. and lucky for us of course.
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Of course I didn't believe it was real. But I am really fucking bored with nothing better to do today. Hence the search for the alleged porn. You jackass.
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Or she's actually got a cock & balls.
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Why searches for "Script Girl porno" have gone up 5,000% today.
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u just made a fool out of urself coz i just found the porno video site and im not sharing until u ask for it.
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If you really have it...doubtful sadly.
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that doesn't mean she'd do porn. She's apparently not on drugs after all.
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i forget her name but there is a pornstar who looks A LOT like her, i think it was even on this site that i found out about it. but while its true they look a like, the pornstar sounded nothing like her so i just chalked it up to people looking similar.
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Seriously? What the hell is this girl on?
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.....is this crap posted again? Nobody cares about her fucking reports with information that is old by Saturday. Plus, her sketches are not funny at all. Please stop posting this nonsense. I think I have majority opinion behind me.
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is the fucking title of her just-released animated feature. WTF is the name???
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.....an example of a great youtube personality. Natalie from CommunityChannel posted a new vlog on April 30th. She already has over 225,000 views logged. Scriptgirl posted her new report on May 1st. She doesn't even have 1,400 hits. Noone here wants to see her. In addition, Youtube viewers don't want to see her. STOP POSTING SCRIPTGIRL!!! She is not a terrible bitch, but she reports on movies noone gives two fucks about. Plus, she IS NOT funny! Damn........
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Her voice is annoying, and there are plenty of better looking gals on this thing we call the internet, wearing far less clothing, which I can subject to my dirty mind.
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.....stop calling her a whore! She is just a hack trying to use vlogs to get famous. She is just paddling in obscurity. If anything, posting her vlogs here generates lots of dislike towards her!
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.....do you see some of these horrible things people say about this chick? These posts are generating huges amounts of anger. For her own safety, keep her vlogs off this site! Seriously......
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Now there is an AICN contest I could get excited about.
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..sounds like
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But she's only average looking, with an annoying voice. Oh, and don't forget the penis hanging between her legs.
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If you havent figured out by now that Harry Knowles doesnt give a fuck about the talk backers, then you never will. Harry is in his own little world with little Harrys running around and mail order brides around every bend.....
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...aw, forget it. Keep trying to figure it out. JEEZ, you lot with your google searching and "what's the name" are making FMB with his room-temperature IQ look like a Frakkin Genius.But you are entertaining in your own way, so by all means keep at it.
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Is there movie or what??????
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every single post by someone asking about a non-existent movie, both porn and regular, is putting money in a fat ginger's pocket.
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before i start cranking to her fucking reviews (sound off) (like all porn) (cause the girls are really overplaying it or the guys are grunting louder than Fox finding a way to save "Wolverine")
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HER TITS ARE TITS.
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please lord god stop teasing us with your insinuations and link us to the supposed ScriptGirl porn, pleeeeeaze!
if you dont want to make it public then will you please link me personally via email? lol.
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who cares how bad it was filmed?!
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I'm guessing there is no movie? Porn or otherwise.
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More Cowbell. And by cowbell I mean asshatery, this week just isn't as full of asshat nerd rage as last week. Boo. Not as funny!
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The porn has to be fiction.
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i never dared dream it to be true but now that it's come up (pun intended) it seems pretty effing plausible.
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Teal'c must stand trial for a crime committed while he served as first prime of Apophis when a villager on an alien world identifies him as the Jaffa who killed his father.
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The SG-1 team rescues a group of advanced humans from a planet near destruction, and must find a new home for the refugees before the Pentagon gets their hands on them.
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Colonel O'Neill and Captain Carter are separated from Jackson and Teal'c during a Stargate journey, and are trapped on a desolate ice world with no way of escape.
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When SG-1 visits the underground warehouse of an advanced alien civilization, the area's caretaker transplants their minds into robotic duplicates -- a "gift" of immortality.
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An alien artifact transports Daniel to an alternate reality, where he is not a part of the Stargate program and the Goa'uld -- led by Teal'c -- are invading Earth.
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Senator Kinsey arrives at the SGC to investigate the program and determine whether the great drain on the U.S. budget is worthwhile, prompting the team to recall missions from the past year.
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SG-1 escapes through the Stargate before it is shut down, and learns that Daniel's alternate reality vision is true: Apophis is moving to attack Earth from above. The team must stop Apophis and his son, Klorel, who inhabits the body of their friend Skaara.
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There is no movie. Harry made a joke referring to a segment in the video (and it had nothing to do with porn). As for Scriptgirl porn, if there was one, no doubt a link would be posted here by her detractors each and every week.
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...rancid feces in the morning...close your mouth continentalop!
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By the way I don't really have any scriptgirl porn, I just made that up for attention. Don't forget to check out the Capone and Harry Wolverine review talkbacks for the rest of my Stargate Season 1 episode summaries. I'm aiming to get through all the episodes of all seasons of all shows in the coming months...mainly on LOST talkbacks where I frequently troll the boards. Season 2 coming real soon.
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the cum stain is almost dry on your manga...time to head back down to the basement
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You're jacking off to someone with a bigger penis than probably yours.
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as previously stated, the "movie" is in the "video" full of "funny bits". Ugh. And the porno is just something guys made up because guys make up stuff like that because we're guys. How sad is it that the same group of people that deem her unattractive came in their pants over the opportunity to see her swallowing manmeat? Does she really look like the type to do porn? Do you really think in the age of the internet where everything is public that someone wouldn't have posted it after a year of these talkbacks? I weep for humanity...
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yes, the visionary insight....oh, i thank thee....now,that urendered judgement sh will go away....none cares, you primitive slob
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These talkbackers you're attacking are giving legitimate criticism. They're not attacking her looks or making rude comments. Is she so great that she's alone in all of the internet in being above any negative feedback whatsoever? She's not. You may now call me an asshole and jerk off to her jugs.
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yes, herr director your advise based on your stellar achievements are truly humbling....you are a fucking tapeworm, mindless existnace in constant darkness, sucking shit
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i am glad to know that yo momma finally earning a buck, but none asked...
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...what? That made no sense whatsoever. Is English and reading comprehension not your thing? Doesn't seem like it. "none asked" haw haw!
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http://tinyurl.com/6uppku
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"it's impossible to monetize AICN's "Look! Boobies!" fanbase" very true! none here makes a real living, mostly unemployed, living with parents, uneducated dirtbags....see? u fit right in!
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so your grandma fell on you and she couldn't get up?
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yep, just an other addition to the endless list of "things you will never learn about woman"
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on such a ridiculous tb but then i thought wtf, go for it, show just how average you are by asking a link for a porn flick. can't believe soo many people still haven't figured it out. how sad.
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I don't get it. What do you mean?
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"Or she's actually got a cock & balls. " turns you on, doesn't it? at least we know, your sister is safe...for now
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if I knew how to talk to women that is. Highly Unstable...will you teach me? It could be like that movie, 'Hitch'
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I was going to post about how the H&G script sounded like a rip of the Hansel character in Fables, but all the comments are pretty much malicious rape-fantasies. You guys come across as pathetic and creepy.
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steadily growing views, sponsors and a few extra friends in the creative community (don't worry, you'll never be part of it) riiiight, none cares....if you meant you opinion....scratch that...drivel, you are correct
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how is thursday sale is old news on a sat. weekly report?
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just for the record, i am not gullible i'm just wishful!
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are you issuing the first official threat on sg life by talkbackers? be careful, son you might end up as the bicth for cellblock c
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uhh.
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who are the sponsors? Where are the growing number of viewers? Who are her creative friends? Evidence, man. Back that shit up.
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Is that how Daffy Duck says Bic?
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"she was made airtight by three black dudes." makes sense now?
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Her videos are fucking annoying. Harry's crush on her is the only thing that keeps it on this site since she clearly hasn't made any fans here (apart from those that want to fuck her tits at least).
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http://www.spankwire.com/Big-Titted-Secratery-Sucking-Her-Bosses-Cock/video118882/
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Get off this site and get on http://tinyurl.com/8lea. You have some serious tension that needs to be released.
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Not really. In what post did I mention my mother? And what the hell is "none asked"? Did you mean "no one asked?" What country are you from? Or are you just retarded?
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that was meant to mrfan
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Save face. Stop posting. You're embarrassing yourself.
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mmmmmm.....now i feel better...i have come to the realization that pol pot was right....you people should be herded off to a re-education camp and worked/starved/beaten into some respectable state of existence
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c'mon u guys, just 30 more posts...I know u can do it
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Not Script Girl XXX, which will of course take out a banner ad on AICN
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That sounded like a threat. You should be banned. If the mods had any common sense you would be.
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cry of impotence coming from someone with above screen-name, baby, there is no embarrasment when among aicn talkbackers
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interesting assesment.....getting sensitive? i guess it's only ok to spew vile dirt toward a woman you don't know shit about....your mother should cry hereyes out on mother's day...she should have kept the placenta
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Since you're obviously from some godforsaken foreign country, I can only hope that some smart bombs wipe off your little town from the face of the earth, leaving you alone in the ashes of everything you've ever known. Maybe then you'd know some common sense!
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800k views, when featured, over 80K when not....final draft...fyi, you don't get near thomas tull unless he calls u over
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Your mother should have had an appointment with a coat hanger. Or not had a meeting with a thirty-dude gangbang.
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hehehe, let the real creep bubble up to the surface....so, small country natives have no right to disagree with u...how noble, oh tender warrior of higher morals
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you wouldn't know common sense if it filled your every orafice with cum on a daily base
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I am willing to bet that a lot of people on this TB have a lot higher connections to people in the entertainment industry than she does.
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Nah, just fucking with ya. I was so weirded out by the notion that you wanted talkbackers into work camps that I wanted to see your hypocritical reaction. I was satisfied with it.
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You have some disturbing thought processes. Is it any wonder you're white knighting on a Saturday night?
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no hypocricy here...this tb was a wasted opportunity for all who gives a remote shit about writing/writers and i have deep contempt for all who dragged it down to the tits/whore infantile pissing contest
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i also believe that mindless masses without conscience function better under ironfisted rule
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not one person on this tb has any connection to hollywood whatsoever...but many still visits the site regularly
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1. Sound off
2. Cover top half of video window..
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I will take that bet right now!
And as for a wasted opportunity for all who gives a shit about writers/writing - are your serious? She is reading a damn report about what scripts where sold. That is it. No in depth analysis or look at the scripts or even interviews with writers, just a brief rundown. That is like saying I care about acting, which is why I love to hear someone go over how much they are getting paid for doing a movie. This is far from being about the art. -
adult friend finder..
do i sound like i'm an adult?? -
"i also believe that mindless masses without conscience function better under ironfisted rule"... Welcome to Creepertown: Population You.
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How does ScriptGirl's cock & balls taste like?
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you can watch interviews on the dialogue or read peer-reviews. I thnk she wanted to give writers a more light-hearted visibility. you can argue the merits of her enterprise but she does not warrant the profound hatred. as far as writers re concerned, i haven't heard any hostility...after all she has lunch at farmer's market on occaison
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Just how do you know all this? You're either an obsessed stalker or a plant by her "people". Which is it?
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your tranny experience has indeed left a mark...and i am not talking about the ropes
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los angeles is a very small town,dude
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At least my tranny was a fucking looker, in which can't be said about ScriptGirl. She had a fucking moustache too, kinda like Earl Hickey.
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farmer's market is a labirynth of shops and eateries built in the 30s at the corner of 3rd and faifax and a well known writer's hang-out/waterig hole
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whatever floats your balls...i meant boat...but fantasizing about earl hickey is just wierd
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Stalker it is. Duly noted.
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"I am willing to bet that a lot of people on this TB have a lot higher connections to people in the entertainment industry than she does."
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if it makes you feel better, please, by all means
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It doesn't make me feel better. It makes me worried for Script Girl. It makes me think that I'll see some photos of you on CNN wearing her skin as a suit.
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srsly?
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a very transparent projection of one's pathologie
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I don't see the point of having a stupid pig video on this site. And why give it pigtails too? Seriously, drop this shit.
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So long as people keep posting on the talkback.
Best thing to do is ignore all SG related posts completely...which I've managed to do until this week.
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it's on every computer. Seriously, you can totally use it. It will make you look like you have an IQ in the double digits, at least.
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..she's referencing the current outbreak of the swine flu, which as of now, is hitting Mexico the hardest.. i think it's quite topical actually.
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May 03, 2009 12:17:18 AM CDT
I want too suck all the cream out of those gaint TITS!!!!!!
by lobo-tor
i well if she would just call me :P
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in her but. nice and slow for while then like a kentucky derby jokey!
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It's cool to like her now
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That's right, there aren't any. Fucking bullshit, Harry and SG.
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you guys are talking about? http://tinyurl.com/cg4kx3
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May 03, 2009 2:01:40 AM CDT
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/9717/wolvietickets.jpg
by returnofthecreepythinman
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You young guys are too picky, you think you are all studs yet the best you get all week is a quick choke of the chicken. If she was sat there actually in front of you there would be several pints of male juice all over the place and way too soon.
As for her use on the site..Nil, boring contrived sex orientated video's that tell us nothing really new. Obviously Harry has a hard on for her but I can't blame him as I think she's quite cute. -
She talks but her lips are not in synch,
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...you know which one. Pretty hardcore. I'm not into the gagging ones, where they make the girls choke up spit and stuff, so I didn't finish watching.
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Looks like the intro was done by an eleven year-old with MS Paint and Windows Movie Maker. Amateurish and annoying all in one package!!! Yeah, I'm not watching any of this.
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There's no way a nice girl like that would partake in such filth.
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Am I the only one who thinks that the award winning pornstar Eva Evangelina is a much better looking version of scriptgirl. Honestly if you want a nice breasted brunette with glasses try Eva Evangelina. Just my opinion.. Ahem
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as always script girl...nice tits.
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damn guys seriously leave the girl alone. She does a decent job, looks great, and adds to the site. What is everyone's problem?
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They seem like they're a pretty wonderful set of boobs from the teasers I've seen. It would be a tragic shame for her to hide them from the rest of the world. Especially with the economy, energy crisis, terrorism, flu, AIDS, polarization in America, inequality throughout the world. We could use somebody to bring us together and show us the way. Two fleshy mounds of peace and love to nuzzle a world with so much pain. Quit messin' around and let 'em out. The world is your oyster, Script Girl.
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May 03, 2009 7:27:17 AM CDT
IF she did this show topless, I think it would be a whole new ba
by gruemanlives
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Son of a bitch! I was totally focused on some writing work and now I've gotten here late. The talkback is already over 200 posts long. So what have I missed so far? No, I don't mean with Script Girl -- nothing's EVER new with Ms. Retread News. I meant what new and funny comments have I missed so far? I'll have to go back and read. Let's face it, aside from everyone getting their geek on and arguing over TRANSFORMERS, this gets to be the funniest talkback every week on AICN. Which is probably why Harry even keeps Script Girl around at this point!
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...the same dumbass story from Gilliam's uber-disappointment "The Brothers Grimm". Hollywood LOVES it's bombs.
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It's because there are people here who eat, sleep, bleed, puke, crap and drink movies all day long, and would do just about anything - including a gagging porn video - to be involved in the movie process.Meanwhile, Script Girl walks up and says "I have an interest in film ... and by interest in film, I mean VAHHHGIINNAAAHHH!"And some douche says "Beautiful! You're hired!"
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I ACTUALLY don't get the hate, Harry. I think part of your thinking comes from considering it like THE CAT IN THE HAT or something (the movie). Like it'll be some anachronistic fairy tale with as much innocence as ELLA ENCHANTED (read: none). But consider it being more like FABLES or a -good- take on the VAN HELSING idea.
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she long legged?
Got some booty?
Gotta see the rest -
pole smoking queers!
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As usual, the Script Girl segment has become a common dumping ground for all the DOUCHEBAGS with nothing better to do than complain (cuts into their valuable masturbation time) when all that is needed of them is to just ignore the site. How DARE you! The very TEMERITY to make fun of the pompous asses that endlessly rip on her!!! JoshSwaneyFuc...probably showed this to his mom and she said "No sonny(how sweet) he's not making fun of you, its that ASSHOLE JoshSwaneyFuc.....the ridiculer gets ridiculed back and doesn't like it? Thanks Highly, for saying what needed to be said. And for you JoshSwaneyFuc...go back to your train set, keep watching the train go into the tunnel over and over and over again, trying to figure out what it all means!!!
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..to sit through an entire scriptgirl. Not bad at all. That Kid-is-Dads-boss is either inspired or insane.I'll be pissed off if it turns out the last 7 seconds of Script Girl were always like that though.
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.... Script Girl jiggling about and taking off her glasses???? New pants, please!
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Sorry script Girl, but Katie has a patent on that shit. You're going to have to mud wrestle her for it. Question: Could Script Girl and Katie Holmes actually make out or would their sideways smirks hamper progress?
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a playboy photoshoot of her yet?
or is she too modest to flash her boobs in a magazine?
go girl,make our dreams wet -
"That TANK top can barely hold back them BAZOOKAS"
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What are you selling today?
Oh..ok, tits..again.
Bored now.
Believe it or not, I was a scriptgirl apologist for a little while. I never watched your stuff much. I don't really care about people making more money than me for selling stuff that isn't even half as good as my filthy twisted imagination.
But come on! Do you need to stick 'em out so much just to get attention. Jesus! You're setting feminism back by thirty years!
On second thougts, good job! Keep it up Scriptgirl! -
She has breasts. We get it. That Is All
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actually looks like scriptgirl...hot porn! i know what im doing tonite!
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and the other good news in your life. You do indeed keep on keepin' on, woman!
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"You're setting feminism back by thirty years!" Tell me you did not just write that. That is fucking hilarious.
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And you're a homophobic asshole. Your point?
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http://bit.ly/BXcq9
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Do you actually think there are NO one involved in the movie industry on this site? This site is dedicated to movie geeks, and you are some of the most hardcore geeks? People in the industry.
I don't think it is unlikely that there are at least some actual directors, writers, editors, cinematographers, sound mixers, etc. on this site. So it is very, very likely that there are several people on this very TB with more connections and insight into the industry than she provides. -
It was a joke you fuck up!
Read the next line, something like "on second thoughts, keep up the good work."
You either wanna learn the notion of irony, or read the full post before you reply to it. Come on man, get it together! -
That'd be perfect if you could have removed the talkback text from behind the ticket.
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that's the first thing that came to mind when i heard that Hansel & Gretel idea.
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Using a given name and making a vague remark suggesting you know something about her personal life - why? To make someone here think you know her? That's kinda sad that you would feel a need to impress this lot. Or, do you believe Scriptgirl actually reads these TBs and you want to show her what a good friend you can be, if she just got to know you (if you actually knew her you would offer congratulations in a less impersonal forum)? I hope not because that too would be sad for you. And sad for her because no one deserves to see said about them the sort of things people say about her here.
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No harm done! Frankly I'm stoned anyway.
If you waited long enough you could call me sweetcheeks & I'd be still as a bird.
You're free to call me a douche, but "Sir"? That's pushing it he he! -
May 03, 2009 3:56:47 PM CDT
wolverine sucked badly, but not as much as scriptgirl report
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
these are some of the fuckin shittiest fucking videos on youtube, no, THEY ARE the fucking shittiest videos on youtube. "retire" from your "job" scriptbitch.
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A)I do know about Kristina's personal life. While we're not best friends, we are pretty good industry friends. B)I watch and comment on her videos here because I know that AICN is important to Kristina and she reads all the comments. Also I prefer to give Harry my traffic instead of the festering gob of corporate evil known as youtube.
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idiots with no taste on youtube and poof...here comes one now!!
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Why? While there are some compliments and bits of constructive criticism, it would be like swimming in a cesspool to cool off on a hot day."I prefer to give Harry my traffic instead of the festering gob of corporate evil known as youtube"I had not thought of that scenario - sounds reasonable. And you did it without resorting to insulting suppositions. Is this a kinder, gentler Scriptgirl TB, or just a chlorine puck for the pool?
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If he's friends with SG, he has no need to compliment her on here. SG makes these videos for YOUTUBE, not for AICN.
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http://www.vimeo.com/4436367
this her? the rack.. -
http://tinyurl.com/d4qsm9 enjoy
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The pig movie was funny and I liked that candid bit at the end. She's actually cute without glasses.
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Once again: this poor cellar dweller was outted on this site last year. He tried to camouflage himself as a screenwriter and failed miserably (his prose, check it out, is akin to fingerpainting). Hence, his lack of conviction when he applies lame pseudonyms to other rants on this thread (they'll are handicapped by the same ineptitude). His brush with greatness: meeting Dustin Diamond in a McDonald's rest room (Nancy's work quarters), insisting the SAVED BY veteran is "a better actor than Robert Duvall." Pretty sad.
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Thanks for the heads up on Natalie's community channel blog, it was refreshing to witness a truly confident, naturally funny female existing in front of a camera.
Jeezum crow, how many times has SG done these posts, staring directly at the camera, and not realize that the red light means yes, you're on "camera". There's something about that false coy cuteness that's a real turn-off. -
She is a pretty woman, and yet this is as good as it gets; 30yrs old, jiggling your tits for guys to fap to without even getting paid for the effort. Sweetie,...I know some pretty trashy/wild women, yet even THEY wouldn't stoop so far as seek attention by jiggling around for movie geeks on Youtube. I mean really, as I have said before, I know you are angling for some "notice" by a big fish in the business, and maybe you've even met a few or been invited to some functions, but the fact you are still here say's nothing GREAT has happened yet. Honestly, I don't see any other writers/actors.directors/or guys in the Business on Youtube. Why? because they have paying gigs/careers that take up every second of every day..that is why. Nobody actively working in Hollywood in a professional position has time for this kind of hobby. Most of them even have assistants to twitter for them...not having time to write a sentance.Sometimes I think you are just looking for a White Knight to save you from the lifelong mediocrities that have leeched onto you (since it would seem you are the only one there with a steady gig) and that you think this beats Adult Friend Finder or some shit...; but there HAS to be a better way than this. This Youtube thing is nothing but the video equivalent of a pair of orange shorts and a tank top with an owl on it. next thing you know you'll be sitting there with a whistle around your neck and a plate of hot wings thinking..."Why did I waste so much precious time on this shit." My advice? Put the jugs away, set down the web cam, kick out the albatrosses around your neck and get your pretty self into the UCLA Entertainment management program. You'll come out wiser, with honest to God skills, contacts, and most importantly respect.Really babe...aren't you better than This?! Aren't ya?
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Script Girls cunt.
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please take a deep breath, talk slower, and turn the volume down a little. you're voice is like nails down a chalk board... and I know it's not naturally like that!
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Why!? - She can't be that fucking successful then.
btw... ScriptGirl fucking show some pokie nipple next time please. Then I might actually bother to view that one then. -
May 03, 2009 8:45:39 PM CDT
who gives a fuckin fuck if scriptgirl reads this or not
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
she fucking SUCKS
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Scriptgirl love the pigtails!
Yes, watching your report reminded it is another good day to be a me!
Thanks! -
has she not picked up on the incredibly NEGATIVE vibe yet
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...but that didn't help the swine flu pig to be even the least bit funny.. nope. not one bit
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How many times can you guys re-create the same fucking talkback?
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zargotron: "Looks like the intro was done by an eleven year-old with MS Paint and Windows Movie Maker."
..while i don't have zargotron's distaste for the ScriptGirl vid's, he does make a good point.
..can't Kristina and her people afford to at least have nicer motion graphics for the opening animation??
or at the very least have an HQ or HD option.
[ps]
..anyone been watching those new video features at LatinoReview?
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I just can't stand the fact she tries to enunciate exactly like the ladies from the entertainment shows and the TV Guide channel. I think she'd be far better served if she spoke more "naturally". Oh yeah and if she did her reviews topless.
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A la Narnia. Make the commercials all badass. Use the dahnt-dahnt-dahntdahntdahnt music and everything.
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The idiots that thought tried to figure out what movie Scriptgirl was in, or the fact that the majority of talkbackers were at home in the parents basement making comments on a Saturday night, when other people are out, y'know.. on dates and such.
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My parents basement is AWESOME!
Hot Diggity!
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This is Aintitcool news. If a movie could have the visual colour magesty and pitch perfect sound quality which actually makes a person fire off a load in their pants....... Talkbackers would complain about how weak it actually felt. There are few facts we can truely gauge from this community concensus A) Star Trek is still loved by all Wolverine shills call their film better than X3 and on par with X1 Superman is dead (so fucking make a film about THAT!!) Harry is fat Avatar is the best film ever made (and it's not even made yet) and scriptgirl is hot but people demand a new act. You'll never see her nipples tho. The bra is way to thick. so i say let em hang under a tight white shirt. And they will hang. wont they miss script girl, you hot hot hot thing you. (voice. volume. pitch. ta)
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You probably should have left the confines of your parents basement, and your inflatable friend, gone our and purchased a dictionary! The word SYNTAX may be useful the next time you try to ridicule others!!! I'm just sayin'.......
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must learn to type....
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my parents are going to frame me off a room in the basement
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That is all she is good for.
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why would i wanna go out on a date? dating is for ametuers.
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After all this time of watching, finally some giggling! Thanks SG.
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She didn't do vey well over there, so now she is trying to get the attention of some wealthy geek who is in desparate need of some lubricant for his chaffed shlong, & a mail order bride.
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...this column is so pointless. Talking about script sales???? SCRIPT sales... Isn't there something better a girl with minor cleavage and a moderately-ok looking mug can do for notoriety?
I'm not a hater per se, and I'm not gonna throw around those derogatory remarks like "Nice handlebars for a cockjoy-a-thon in this weeks episode" or anything like that, but goddamn stop posting this shit. -
was more entertaining than all the scripted comedy she has put in every one of her postings. And it wasn't very entertaining.
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This repository, reserved for 3rd rate lounge lizards (sexually repressed momma's boys), is a waste of space. Nothing is accomplished and the 1 or 2 fading valentines are dispatched by dudes whose only exercise is operating a bicycle pumps (i.e. inflating "girlfriends"; many of the "dudes" are obviously feigned by JackNancy'sRevenge--applying pseudonyms--and maybe one or two others who also have absolutely nothing to do). SG looks like a cross between Nancy Kulp (BEVERLY HILLBILLIES) and the annoying woman who pitches cheesy furniture on cable commercials. There is legitimate talent (Denice Duff, Brinke Stevens, et al) who can effectively chronicle the making of B-movies. Denice, a veteran of the Horror Cinema, is a sterling writer and her cleavage (all natural) makes SG's raison d'etre look like landfill. Has it crossed anyone's mind to engage an authentically beautiful woman, within the industry, who actually wields journalistic skills? A talent who can write something significant about filmmaking? Of course not, what was I thinking? Outta here.
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Week after week after week the same ignorant dickbags show up on this post to either bitch about the fact that this chick has a regular spot on AICN, say something assinine about her weight/tits or complain that all she's doing is reading the trades. GET OVER IT ALREADY!! All this shit's already been established...
Harry likes her, it's his site, she's here to stay. Period. End of story. If you hate her so much don't click the fucking link. See ScriptGirl link - don't click ScriptGirl link. It's that fucking easy.
I don't particularly care for her content but she's got a decent rack and watching her kills 4-5 minutes of my monotonous work-day so I'm cool with her.
HOW old are you fuckers anyways? -
This is the final nail in Harry's integrity being buried. Sealed forever in a coffin of HD-DVDs, Rascal Scooters and penny candy.
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ahem....pigtails..cough.
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I knew Misty Mundae. Misty Mundae was a friend of mine. And you, ScriptGirl, are No Misty Mundae...
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May 04, 2009 10:59:35 PM CDT
It's the grade school mentality. If some boys like a girl..
by iwasredempted
they inexplicably resort to being mean to her. It's sad really.
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Comparing Misty to SG is akin to comparing Laurel and Hardy to Mr. Bean (no Brit heat, please; Stan is a UK icon). Misty, all natural, is effortlessly sexy (and, also unlike SG, Misty radiates talent. Did you spot her [equally natural] talent in MASTERS OF HORROR [Sick Girl episode]? Behind the Lolita facade is a renascent woman [I sincerely hope]). I'm out of this ghetto--thanks for the graveyard shift stroll.
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Cleaned out like Mike Tyson's rectum...
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