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Stallone on THE EXPENDABLES set video
Hey folks, Harry here, just had this sent to me, though it appeared online first two days ago. AB, did you send this to me? Anyway - thanks to "Throbbing Bicep" for the embed. Doesn't this look like fun, love Sly's comment as the plane flies overhead!
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Dolph vs Jet! End of the world.
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...to congratulate Travis-dane on being first!
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It's going to be a great action film for great action film fans!! I remember loving Rambo and appreciating it for what it was - ACTION! I remember reading a review by some hack at yahoo movies who complained that the film was too violent (but he did like sex in the city which shows how much of a tit he is)....but this film - it has me sweating like a porn star shooting with two lesbians, a cheerleader and a snake called charlie! I like!
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Not only are you slow with news, but you only review films that scare high on RT?
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Yup! Indeedy I is. Man, you just gotta love Stallone. The man is on a streak. A streak of sex!
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Love the crew cowering down in terror as Stallone points his gun in their direction!
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And I'm watching Sly and Austin doing stuff. Awesome.
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At that point a "bang"" flag should have come out of the gun lol.
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May 01, 2009 3:37:33 AM CDT
The women who works for the movie and posts on Twitter...
by derlanghaarige
...put this up several days ago.
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when he says it, the scene is DONE.
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It would consist of Hugh Jackman feeling a pat on his shoulder, turning around, and Sly (the real Wolverine) destroys him for 2 hours. Superior to X3.
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it sooner.
I only do THIS site. So quit ya whining! They are catering to their crowd. US! Not all of us surf the net ALL fucking day. -
Now someone give me the chance to say: that's sex!, in real life.
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Sly's got so many spectators for this shot that they have to place them behind guard rails, and one brave chick runs out to hug him, and pretty much freaks him the fuck out. She looked like she had something in her hand- but he hugs her back, and security trys to rip her off of him like she's pure trash.
Again gotta do what you gotta do.
If Sly hugs one fan and the fan gets off scott free. He has to hug all the fans. They are filming. Time is short, money is in constant flow cycle. Every second wasted is money lost. -
I am a fan...of people, teams, products, etc....but I'd never hop a guard rail and run out at someone like that. I understand she was a huge fan and she was seeing this big name...but chill out lol.
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Just shows what can happen when you are nice to people.
(are you watching Ed Harris, Russell Crowe, Jeremy Irons...?) -
in 2010
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thinking about this movie. After Rambo, I simply can't imagine how hardcore Sly will make this movie, with all of the other badass actors in it too. Sounds like it will be the shootout from the end of Rambo stretched over 90 or so minutes. To any lover or Sly's action films (or action films in general), this is Nirvana. Please God, Sly make this one a HARD R! I want to see Rambo to the thousandth power. Just pure unadulterated bloody violence. Make Peckinpah proud.
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Sly looks amazing.
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just sayin'.
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If AICN sucks so much, than why are you constantly promoting your shitty fucking website here? FUCK OFF!
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Hey Harry, I did send this video over a few days ago. Sly seems like one fun director to work for. Hard working yet straight to the point. I love that he's become this action director after RAMBO. I really hope RAMBO 5 follows THE EXPENDABLES so he can put a new spin to that franchise and character. I think Stallone needs to bring Rambo to America and do it like the first DIE HARD movie set around building locations and with terrorist style bad guys. The idea of Mickey Rourke playing a Hans Gruber style baddie just seems AWESOME to me! Anyways, I really hope when SCHWARZENEGGER comes to film his scene(s) for THE EXPENDABLES, it's an action oriented iconic cameo scene. Like Arnie hanging from the side of a chopper shooting a gat gun at the enemy while Sly flys the chopper Rambo 2 style:) Remember when Ving Rhames shot that rocket gun at the car in MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE 2 and blew up the car, thats what Arnie's cameo needs to look like for the crowd to go wild!
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Looks like fun.
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i hope u make a great movie,but either way i am going to watch it at cinemas.
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Maybe lame future sex with Sandra Bullock... still can't wait to see this movie though.
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"when he says it, the scene is DONE."
That comment was sex. -
Stay tuned...
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but Ill damn sure go see this. Used to be alot of movies when I was growing up with lots of heavy hitters (Magnificent Seven, Wild Bunch, Great Escape, Dirty Dozen) and thats why Predator still is enjoyable. Good on ya Sly!
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Because that's sex man!
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IamZardoz imagine if you were to take the casts of MAGNIFICENT SEVEN, WILD BUNCH, GREAT ESCAPE, DIRTY DOZEN, PREDATOR and THE EXPENDABLES and put them all together.
You'd have an army that could take over the world!! (um, you'd also have two Steve McQueen's which might be a little weird).
ps. I thought about throwing the INGLORIOUS BASTERDS into the equation but they kinda look like a bunch of pussies. -
That's Sex.
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And he really could have in this one.
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If Stallone wouldve had a Grandpa Simpson's moment and came in shooting live rounds.
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Please invite the AICN crew watch your movie for free, or else your movie will go from "the coolest thing to be coming out in theaters" to "the worst piece of shit ever made".Your truly, a friend.
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Just like me.
If you're having sex and you cum, just think about the existence of The Expendables and your hardon will return, bigger and harder than the first round. -
I think that ABKing should be rewarded for his countless years of unadulterated Stallone/Arnold pimping on AICN by being cast as an extra in this thing. Sly/Harry should fly ABKing in on their dime and get him on film. Preferably as some evil dude who gets blown away by Sly. Thanks.
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The man's late in life return to awesomeness gives me inspiration to drag my life from the toilet out into the world of kick ass. I just hope they don't PG-13 thing. In my head, everybody in this thing goes out in a blood-splatterd blaze of glory. See you in Hell.
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Sly is the reason why my punk ass wants to be in movies.
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May 01, 2009 11:28:30 AM CDT
Serweet. Please let everything be done real like that. No CG.
by mr nicholas
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STAT
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I always wondered what the point of everything was up until now, i think Sly's going to show us.
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The "character walking casually toward camera as something explodes in background, character not flinching a bit". Or, "characters jumping from background explosion"? I'd say the second only because its been around longer.
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If only for the reason that the rumor of Jackie in Rambo has been around for over a decade now. I remember being in class and reading about it (and getting excited).
You mean people talk about it for over a decade...and it DOESNT happen? What is this, Spaceballs 2? Jackie in Rambo would elicit a "WTF" reaction, which is exactly what we want. -
We want to see more of this as the filming progresses.
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I'm so there!
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Bale should no doubt work for Stallone on a future action movie. Two professionals raising the cinematic bar together.
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May 01, 2009 4:27:40 PM CDT
RAMBO 5 PLOT UNVEILED (SPOILERS)
by heath_ledgers_oozing_happy_maggot_penis
THE PITCH...
fade in john Rambo walks down a road. after ten Min's of walking, a cop car pulls up to him, winds down his window and says drop nigger!!! (he not racist just color blind) Rambo says I JUST NEED TO WALK!!! (cop) DOWN NIGGER. (Rambo)ITS ONLY FAKE TAN AND ROIDS. (cop) (who is actually black) ON YOUR KNEES HOMO. (Rambo gets down)
(close up on back of Rambo's head with him facing the cops crutch)
ZZZIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP !!!
(fade to black)
(fade in)
(Rambo sits in his beat up trailer with half eaten pizzas and eyes full of tears)
close up head shot, zoom into eyes,
the next hour is Rambo coming to terms with his sexuality. (in a montage format)
ACT 3
Rambo sitting in same chair with half eaten pizzas and bottles of empty whisky,
CLOSE UP HEAD SHOT, (ZOOM INTO EYES)
(still full of tears, but as we zoom in they change, as it dawns on Rambo he isn't gay)
THEY FILL WITH RAGE
fade out
fade in.
(SOME ONE IS WALKING DOWN THE SAME ROAD IN THE FAR DISTANCE) as the figure gets closer we see its Rambo. and he has an anti tank gun in each arm a rocket launcher on his back and a hand grenade necklace, but no top on.
(he gets into town and enters a diner) ID LIKE CAKE PLEASE. (bar owner) WE AINT GOT CAKE FOR NIGGERS. (Rambo) CAKE OR DEATH ? (owner) DEATH. RAMBO BLOWS HIM IN 2 WITH BOTH HIS ANTI TANK GUNS. he the proceeds on a (roaring rampage of revenge) on the town that raped him, (carnage everywhere) we see Rambo cross a line when he enters a school and kills everyone in sight.
fade out...
fade in
Rambo walks down road, (cop car pulls up) its homo the cop,
DOWN NIGGER, Rambo turns grins and says I JUST CARVED ME SOME MINORS, HE LIFTS HIS GUNS
click click (all empty) the grin disappears
(cop) ON YOUR KNEES SWEETHEART. he drops. he brakes down (word for word first blood breakdown) (cop) I DONT CARE. Rambo looks up at him.
CLOSE UP BEHIND RAMBO STAREING INTO THE COPS CRUTCH
ZIIIIIIIIIIIPPPP
5 Min's in Rambo bites off his penis and snaps his neck. he screams up at the sky
I JUST WANTED CAKE !!!!!!!!!!
cut to Rambo walking up the road away from camera with the dead cop over his shoulder. leaving a trail of blood as he goes. (we can hear Rambo repeating over and over I JUST WANTED CAKE. until his voice fades and so does he.
FADE OUT
play out with the Benny hill theme
DIRECTED BY KEVIN SMITH -
stallone will own 2010!!!
i luv u sly!!!!! -
I turned my head to the TV and saw Michael Ironside in an ad for "Cold Case". Coincidence?
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one love, Demolition Man.
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He's got crap security.
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look at them germs run!
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will smash out your guts with a giant steel toed boot and then shovel broken glass into the gaping hole in your midsection with a solid diamond shovel. Stallone will detonate in North Korea turning millions and millions of people into ash. You have been warned.
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