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Here's that TRANSFORMERS 2 trailer - in proper awesome quality
Hey folks, Harry here with a ridiculously big TRANSFORMERS 2 trailer - which was released for a blink of existence by way of a crappy YouTube thing that got sent to me... but now. Now you can really see it - and it looks pretty damn hot. Really hope it kicks our asses without hesitation this summer. So far, it looks real damn good! Check it out...
Click here to see the latest TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN Trailer
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smells like shit
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Shitformers more than meets the brown eye!
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The Transformers go to Egypt
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you smell like someone who is about to receive TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
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lame as hell
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No? Then I say good day, sir.
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Plot holes, terrible dialogue, horrible camera work, dumb script, cringe comedy, stupid writers, hack director, amateur actors, disgusting robot designs, other sci-fi movie plot ripoff,
Jar Jar Binks pissing and farting transformers, Linin Park, shaky-cam, 2 second quick cut commercial editing, overacting ab-lib dialogue, Shia LeDouche, Bay's stereotypical racism -
FUCK YOU.
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Check and mate.
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There is a music video out there somewhere where Riki Takeuchi fights a bear... which is, almost a cool?
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ARRIVE LATE FOR WOLVIE
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Seriously? Because it's just horrible.
Trannyformers_apologist pretty much hit all the key problems about the first film. I just didn't think it had any of the qualities that make a decent action film, let alone a blockbuster.
However some of the action shots looked better, they seem to have actually pulled the camera back and held camera shots for more than a split second. Fingers crossed they're something to write home about this time. -
All of you fat fucks sit here and troll talkbacks all day long just to talk shit about almost everything in the movie industry. Why don't you get off your asses and attempt to make something of yourselves instead of being so damn bitter?!
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Apr 30, 2009 7:16:37 PM CDT
Michael Bay: Same explosians, different tits
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
every movie.
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---that'd be a fun------
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I just got home after sitting on my "fat" ass all day long making something of my boss. The bitterness is a direct result. And because of Michael Bay
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can vern come on to the talkbacks to tell us all how retarded we are if we think this looks good?
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seriously, why is the fucking bar so low? this shit is depressing...
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So long as we're all agreed, I say good day, sirs.
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Cool, neat, awesome, explosions, scifi, transformers, hot chicks, funny, popcorn. Looks Clear ;)
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That is all.
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it carnt be any fucking worse than wolverine!!!!!
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---well that could be okay I suppose??? looked really generic but whatever. Good Sommers fun------
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I said it looks clear! Well...What's it look like now?
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Fox in short shorts, aircarft carriers exploding, giant robots housing each other. A Bayi craves these things.
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and use popular/ commercial songs to speak to others. In a perfect world he would've played/spoke "F- the Police", when fighting the cop car in the first movie? Movie looks interesting... hope they corrected some things from the first and AT LEAST lube up before the childhood molestation this time.
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Settle for this. You know its impossible to make a big budget blockbuster AND a good movie at the same time. nope. never been done. Well except a few THOUSAND times, but who cares. Morons will happily sit through an hour of cheesy love triangles, goofy hijinks of young boys, and terrible dialogue. All you need is a good 30 minutes of 'splosions at the end, and we are sold.
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That's all I have to say. As for the AICN trolls who hate everything. I can't wait to see you wallow in your own misery while this movie incinerates each and every movie released before and after it. MUHAHAHAHAHA.
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i didint mind the first one even tho saying that here will cause a shitstorm but i agree its big and loud how summer blockbusters should be!
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We will have to see, but the idea that the information is locked in that shiat kid's brain is unoriginal and they used Pearl Harbor footage and VFX to save costs. We will have to see.
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i bet he watches his own movies and cracks up at the "humor". and his yes-men crowd around and laugh it up even more.
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I mean, I know I won't be seeing it (already did, workprint, bitches) but still, we don't get to read Harry fellating it to high heaven?
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Apr 30, 2009 7:26:57 PM CDT
Shut the fuck up Trannyformers_Apologist, I know your going to s
by jarjar25
In fact, every one here is going to this film, so why don't you all quit your bitching, you fucks! I hardly go to this site, because I have a life you losers! I make comments, but on films that I like. Why the fuck am I going to troll on a films that I care less about. Trannyformers_Apologist didn't hit any good points on the first film. The film was fun, not great, but far from the worst film ever. Also, can you losers tell me why you hate Shia so much. What the fuck has he done that other actors haven't.
Jar Jar 25 I am!
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In the first movie - the action so fast and frenetic and compressed in a 'small' area that you could not identify which robot was which. That does not mean this movie will be good, but it should be better than the last one. Yes, I will be seeing it, probably second week.
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we'll see, but i don't think anything is gonna top star trek this summer. or this year for that matter.
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... then time to call your parents and confess to being gay.
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As an attractive, creative mind that is squeezing out gems, I couldn't agree more, but the thing is, I already said this a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, so relax. I'm working on it.
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Fuck them up their stupid asses.
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Apr 30, 2009 7:29:17 PM CDT
BMacSmith, what proof do you have to back up your claim?
by ganymede3010
I swear you delusional forum trolls are comical. All of you think that your opinion minus any material evidence to support it is valid. Go watch Hamlet or one of those sleep inducing art-house movies and shut the fuck up already.
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...at least cool enough to pay for on some hot summer day when your ass needs a bucket of popcorn and two hours of air conditioning.
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Looks cool!
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Apr 30, 2009 7:33:24 PM CDT
No Wolverine reviews at all -And Kelly McGillis is a Lesbian
by toadkillerdog
Somehow those two events are linked. Just caint figure it yet! Yo Bando! Giant Fucking Robots!
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We like this. Hey-you have a big Lion Robot sucking up sand, you have UnderSea Robots, you have obvious Indy ripoff stuff, you have Shia bringing the robots to Dartmouth or Stanford and letting them nuke Frat Row, you have John Turturro chewing the scenery in his underroos again, and you have Lotsa Expensive Military Hardware Blowing shit up. That's all good. And you have Megan straddling her ride. Everyone movie needs Megan straddling her ride. Even ones w/ big Robots Hitting Each Other. W/ OTHER, large, Robots.
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that ain't sayin much but once again I'll drop $10 on it and hope.
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cant go to a cinema
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well i was one of the dumb asses that went and seen wolverine 2nite and fucking paid and hated it trust me that transformer trailer was more entertaining than that piece of shit shit fox fuckup,megan fox a hottie and star trek's guna wipe the floor this summer not that i dont wana c transformers 2 tho i mean yeah there were faults with the first one but wat do u expect really from a blockbuster???
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The MOVIE industry is a COMPLEX, in the sense, the budgetary and managerial layering allow individuals that are subservient to the master flow to generate such garbage at a scale an individual would never be able to amass; organization-wise. There are names out there that end in Berg or Brams or Stein or so many names I can't list, but the point is, the movie is an industry inundated with unoriginal children of wealthy fathers with nepotism splashed all over it. There probably is some fat gay in his mother's basement that has the most riveting take on filmmaking and storytelling, but will never be able to navigate the world of FATHERS and SONS that own the industry to compete. Yes, there are miracle hustlers that break the chain sometimes, but the CHAIN is strong. HUGE families that control everything and PROTECT their own. Tis life.
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Was that English, man, or some sort of private twinspeak?
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I can't watch this for another hour. I predict the usual TalkBack of trolls, multiple accounts, plants, possibly a few animals, all typing furiously at each other, laughably trying to sway someone into not seeing this movie. It's rather cute.
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THEY'RE NUKING FARTMOUTH COLLEGE!!!
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if you like that sort of nonsense. Less harmful than lots of the crap spewed in these talkbacks, but still nonsense. That is all.
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Pearl Harbor= an hour and a half of the worst Rom-Com cheesy love triangle bullshit, followed by 30 minutes of cool explosions.
Transformers- wacky hijinks of a kid and his car: peeing on things, hiding in backyards, trying to bang the hot slut.... then a few minutes at the end of what everyone wanted to see: robot fighting.do i need to go on? Fuck, at one point i was a Bay fan. The Rock and Bad Boys were good cheese, but he lost it around The Island. He doesnt even try anymore, but people give him a pass because he gets attached to big movies. He should go back to mid range action movies, and leave the big budget blockbusters to professionals that actually take pride in their work. youre the troll, beeyatch. -
but I feel like I have seen the film by watching this. I can fill in all the bits that aren't onscreen. Not really a fault of the trailer, just from what I know will be in the film.
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yeah cause all english is hawaiian mixed in with something else!
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Good point. Though the trailer does leave out one crucial bit of information: Shia and Megan and the Autobots do beat the Decepticons and the Fallen, but only at great cost.
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-are like this. As in You are Correct Herr Lawless. He could try and film two people shingling a house and you know damned well and good the shingles would transform into a big Dumptruck w/ legs and eat them while firing at the passing F-22's. Dang. I think I gave away the sequel---
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I work in the film industry and I make things you see several times a day. Yes, several times a day. And with that said, fuck this movie.
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And the island was forgettable. However, Pearl Harbor did have it's moments. I respect the fact that you provided some evidence to back your arguments. Unlike the rest of the tortured souls who perpetually troll these forums.
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-- I work in film. I came from a small town. Didn't know anybody who worked in film. Same scenario with all the friends I've met in LA.
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Why?
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Why?
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Why?
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Why?
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Apr 30, 2009 7:53:08 PM CDT
They should serve asprin instead of popcorn with this shit.
by nerd rage
If the redundant loud smashing doesn't give you a headache the mind-numbingly stupid plot and human characters will.
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It's awesome. I've never seen the cartoon, but he just sounds so fucking sincere-wise-heroic.
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This movie will be pure fun. I'm looking forward to it!!!!
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i appreciate it. carry on. trolls should be bashed
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Somehow your screen name and this film go together perfectly. You'll probably love seeing the JarJarBots and the robot testicles and all the other stupid offensive shit that Crackhole Bay jammed into this gigantic mess of a movie. Without a doubt, I know more about this movie than you do - know more and have seen more. So, you go ahead and continue on being excited and worshipping and I'll be sitting next to you in the theater, watching your face as you pretend to like what you're seeing, and calling you a liar when you say you actually liked it. Or you could save yourself the money now, and know that we're not talking shit... we're telling you the truth and trying to save you from the pain you will undoubtedly endure.
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was that the rocky theme remixed?
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The smartest thing Bay ever did was use Cullen for Optimus. I'm looking forward to hearing Soundwave again.
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If you cut down on the piss jokes, and these super-nimble robots tripping over planets in the backyard, I don't mind Bayformers. Bay delivered what I expected from him. And he is better than his cheap imitators like Sommers.
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Planters in the back yard. Fuck I can't type today.
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It's all he can do.
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But my Fucking Bale...do they have to1. Put Mega Fox in every shot? Is this a movie or just a product made so 12yr old boys can bate till their cocks are raw?2. Why do we have so many fucking humans here?3. Why the fuck are sentient robots hanging around Shia? Being interstellar travellers and probably a few thousand years advanced...don't ya think they'd find him and his whore a bit childish?4. Why can't BB talk? Why does he fucking cry?5. Given that Shia hangs out with these robots..and government types...don't ya think he'd need to go to college about as much as Bill Gates does?6. Does Megan Fox have a purpose other than that already outlined above? As a guy..I like sleazy, cum gurgling trailer trash tarts as much as anyone...but at least giver her a reason to exist other than just as the resident camel toe.Fuck...gotta take the Dog to the Vet...I'll be back to rag on this shit more later...Carry on Professionals.
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could be one of the coolest thing in cinema. you know it.
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What is the world coming too.
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The 80's are back and will be fucking our eyeballs out in 2009!!!
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Apr 30, 2009 8:05:32 PM CDT
For those who don't know, Frank Welker is voicing Soundwave!
by ganymede3010
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If you are referring to the music toward the end of the trailer then it's a section of the score from the first film.
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Not a Tape player right? Probably a Jet. But where do Lazerbeak and Ravage fit in?
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".... I'm looking forward to hearing Soundwave again"
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On IMDB I see Frenzy in there too. Wonder if he has his little Piledriver arms to make Earthquakes that make cracks in the Earth to swallow up robots. Gotta love the science there.
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Does this have Voltron-esque sets of robots combining into a mega-bot, or are they saving that for 3?
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He can transform into a cybertronian looking jet, and a highly advance communications satellite. Also, he'll have his minions, how many he'll have is still a mystery. The only confirmed minion is Ravage.
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Devastator is the robot at the end of the trailer sucking the Autobot Mudflap into his mouth.
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According to IMDB, Mixmaster (a constructicon) is voiced by former Faith No More frontman, Mike Patton! How bizzare.
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No comment. But seriously, wouldn't it be easier to just stomp the shit out of the smaller autobots? Ganymede, do you know who the robot with the big wheel for legs is?
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I paused it during the part when Megan Fox is bent over the bike. To quote the great Dudley "Booger" Dawson, "WE'VE GOT BUSH!"
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He always toed the line and did what Megatron said, but you could easily see him turning. It seemed like he was a team player simply because it benefitted him at that particular moment.
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i always laugh at people that post that they "work in film" and sound like the regular trolls that cant ever stop posting over the course of a whole day...takes a brain dead troll to abbreviate BAYs movies the way that MAC did..most of his movies are guaranteed blockbusters...there is no other measure of success....sorry that no other director can brag about success like bays, no one is as great as he is..get over it...and dont hold up the line when im tryin to see this movie , ok ? or ill just hav to step on your short nerdy troll ass...
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Why can't you haters just go watch the movie and stop your bitching. It's a movie about giant robots that turn into vehicles, nothing more. To me it looks pretty sweet. If you want to have your vastly superior intellects stroked go read a book!
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Allegedly, the new Autobot twins Skids and Mudflap can combine into an even bigger robot. The Decepticon with big wheel for legs is named Demolisher. Rumor is he's the seventh Decepticon, (7 Robots form Devastator in ROTF not six like in the original show)
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WE wanna see that!!! CGI 100' ROBOT SEGAL THAT TRANSFORMS INTO A WINNEBAGO!! That's be a riot---
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thought it was a surprise screening a la Star Trek, but no, got duped into watching the first one again. Free was still too high a price...
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Nepotism? Maybe in the 1950's. Ever heard of Time/Warner or Viacom? In the new millennium nepotism has been replaced with big money being bought buy even bigger money.
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fixed.
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I think the stupid comedy bits are for the younger children. At least some of the action looks more coherent in these clips.
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thank you for your responses. I really appreciate some honest feedback from the "trolls". (even though I really hate that term) Seriously appreciated. Let the Bay-hating continue.
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with my Windows Movie Maker! Does that count?the robot sucking up the sand...I wonder if Bay personally Mo-Cap'd that on a pile of cocaine and accidentally snorted up a hoooker
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Harry and Co. must be especially embarrassed by their handling of the leak to deny the loyal readership a TB for a Wolverine movie. It may suck, I'll find out in a few hours, but it is still a WOLVERINE movie. Some geek site you've got here, asshats.
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Haters have standards. Suckas have no standards and defend shitty movies.
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I guess all there missing now is a Dinobot. Me, Grimlock, Fuck shit up!!!
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months (years) of talkbackers decrying it and michael bay, while the public waits with anticipation. once the movie comes out, all the talk backers will break down and see it, and a majority will, initially, say, "hey, that was pretty good!" and even, dare I say, love it. this will last through the movie being on DVD. Then, poser attitudes resurface, as talkbackers break down into continuing "it sucks" until the next one comes out, all the while taking time to watch the last one at least once every couple of months. and the general movie going audience will just love love love it.
That IS what happened last time. It can't be denied, because if you try to, then I just know your wrong. And from the looks of things, that IS whats happening this time. If you deny it, you just aren't smart or genre savvy about reality. -
and don't know when to shut the fuck up. That's all a hater is.
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Fuck you suckas. I don't have to like that garbage. Low standards are for bottom feeders and crack whores.
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get that. Giant robots that turn into vehicles and back and beat the crap out of each other. Megan Fox is eye candy so dad can take the kids while also tapping into his inner 8 year old.
But it's not for wanna-be film students who are nearing 30 and asking people if they wanted something with that latte. -
Fuck you sucka. Go watch a shitty movie then passionately defend its shittiness on the internet.
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Haters have standards. That is the most inane argument ever. Haters are attentions whores. period. "MY OPINION VARIES FROM THE STANDARD AND IS THEREFORE SUPERIOR! I AM THE BEGINNING AND THE END! I AM NERD RAGE! THE ADAPTION OF A 25 YEAR OLD CARTOON IS A MAJOR ISSUE TO ME! BECAUSE I AM A LOVER OF FILM! WHICH IS WHY I ONLY SEE COMIC BOOK MOVIES!" grow the fuck up, you mama-titty-sucking Neophyte.
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Apr 30, 2009 8:46:42 PM CDT
Since you don't like it, stop spending your time stressing over
by ganymede3010
I never understood why the haters wasted countless hours of their lives trying to convince other people not to like a movie they don't approve of. The constant crying, kicking and screaming is uncalled for.
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Megan Fox is for the inner 8 year old??? Sucka please.
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looks more of the same. I didn't hate the first one. This probably won't be much different.
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lmao!
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some people just love to get hopping mad on the internet.
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It has been confirmed that there is one "pretender" class decepticon in the movie, a rare transformer who can turn into a human being. (and yes, the concept is G1.) Now, I doubt it's Megan, but it's gotta be somebody...
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What is the end result of constantly praising something? Yeah exactly.
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movie fan not get exited over this? ..unless you're so fucking dead inside.
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I don't see a lot of people defending the first film, I just see alot of people discussing the next film. Its YOU who are hung up on the last film, and you are trashing a film you haven't seen yet. So YOU are wasting your time just looking like a miserable prick.
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It keeps telling me QT has no idea what the fuck I'm trying to look at. I hate upgrading.
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would explain her interest in Spike. heh
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And chasing after Benny from the Mummy there in Egypt. And stomping on Dartmouth. I think that's a riot. Plot? we don't need no stinkin' plot!! We gots us Big Fucking Robots!!! ABKing yer on son.
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im still laughing , that was a great paragraph...it summarizes all the haters in just one paragraph....and palpatine, i agree....but dont forget, the "source material" is sacred to these trolls.....guess they forget that transformers has many sources...but thats lost on the classy, movies are art, my way or the highway fanboy trolls here...its a sad world indeed when people stop going to movies for entertainment
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Like a bitch!!!!!
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Gaaaah! Just got an image of Segal fighting a fat hairy gay guy.
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this will be the EMPIRE of the series...theyre going for a darker version people will die..wont be as good as EMPIRE though
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...that the reason some of us hate the film is because we "think the toys/cartoons are sacred" or "were expecting an artistic movie rivaling citizen kane" I will go fucking insane.
A large majority of people that thought the first film was shit was because it was a shit blockbuster/action film. we were not comparing it to Kubrick or demanding "Citizen Prime". We were not claiming it was shit because it didn't show fidelity to the cartoon series. We were saying it was shit, because it was crappy entertainment, devoid of a lot of things that make a blockbuster entertaining.
So can all the people that loved the first pile of crap STOP using these straw man arguments as a way of "defending" the first film and ignoring the real points.
I mean, fuck, I can't be bothered to go into it all again and I'm sure you don't care to hear my opinion. But for one, just remember, the first film was 140 minutes long and had how much action? Maybe 15-20 minutes? And what was the rest of the film? Unecessary human characters running about doing shit I don't give a fuck about. You guys keep claiming we should just enjoy it for the robot action, but there was hardly any of it!
If 2 hours of crappy humans with crappy dialogue doing crappy stuff, just so you can get to the last 15 minutes of poorly shot robot action, is your idea of a "fun" blockbuster, then great. But don't start waving e-penis' about claiming that people "hating" on the film are hating on it for trivial reasons.
If plot/characters/logic/acting ability/decent editing are all unecessary in blockbusters, then go watch Van fucking Helsing and come back and claim that's a "great" film and we just need to "turn our brains off" because we were expecting too much. -
Apr 30, 2009 9:25:33 PM CDT
This talkbalk is reserved for serious discussion about the plot?
by nerd rage
Gimmie a fucking break already. And attempting to generalize all critics as trolls is just as retarded. Bay movies are not above criticism. In fact the movies beg to be criticized. They mock the intelligence of the general movie going public.
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Does that need any further explanation?
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this looks horribly lame.
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They are hitting each other, they turn into trucks, cars, planes, it's based on 25 year old Hasbro Reagan era wartoy/ads/toons(bad ones at that), it's directed by the Armageddon guy. Kevin Dunn prob. has the most familiar face of anyone onscreen save for whether or not John Voight shows again. Okay? The fact is-the first movies yanked in over 700M world wide, was pretty danged entertaining despite itself and the source material-- And if it pisses some of you assclowns the fuck off--So much the fucking better. I love it. Noted_Sages Messi and YackBacker know---Big Robots rule.
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It doesn't matter if the movie is about pirates, wizard or giant fucking robots. You have bad Star Wars movies like the Phantom Menace and great Star Wars movies like the Empire Strikes Back. Some people don't settle for the least a franchise has to offer. Call us trolls if you want, it doesn't magically make the shitty movies you defend less shitty.
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At least with Transformers you can have you intelligence mocked willingly without fear of disinformation.
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Pure awesome. There are a lot of robots heading to earth in that one shot. Did I read somewhere there were 60 in this one?
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I thought making a film about robots kicking the shit out of each other would be pretty hard to fuck up. Turns out Orci and Kurtzman found a way.
"heeey, do we really need these transformers on screen much? Or talk much? I mean...yeah that's why everyone came to see the film,but wouldn't it be cool if 90% of the film was about random humans!!"
"Oh dude, you're a genius! And when we do have the robots on, instead of having an action scene, lets have them hide in Sam's back garden lol!!"
"oh man you're thinking outside the box now! that's what these people wanna see, not the robots doing anything exciting, like an actual fight. Ooh and then how about one of them pisses on jon turturro! you know..for the kids!"
"hellz yeah, that's the kind of shit comedy we need in this right? It's not like Pixar have managed to make some of the most popular and well recieved kids films ever over the last decade without talking down to kids or feeling the need to throw in people pissing on each other, right? We definatly need to do those things!" -
Wasted potential with open resentment for the source material. Are you telling me people who didn't like these movies are arm chair quaterbacks? What does that make people who actually like that shit?
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i dont agree about transformers 1 being shit, but ill give u credit for blaming the writers and not BAY...thats a first amongst haters, lmao
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I can't wait till he takes on Thundercats.
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every GREAT action movie needs comedy...the only wall to wall action movie ive seen was SHOOT em UP....every action movie including the ones u trolls hold up on a pedestal have action, comedy, romance....no such thing as a great action film being all action...."smells like 40million a year" was hillarious...even the mom saying "i feel smarter already" made me laugh.....even your blessed 86 transformers movie, the cartoon one, had comedy...the 80s cartoon had comedy...i dont know what the prob with the comedy is...and the disturbing hate of romantic elements in action movies or any movie, especially comic movies like spider man is distressing....are u gay ?? prob just single and ugly...i predict 1 billion at the box office for ROTF
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I think they're equally to blame tbh, heh. I could have lived with the crappy human scenes in Tranformer's a bit more if I thought the action scenes were up to scratch, but I really wasn't fond of them.
However, the ones in this new trailer look better though, better framed, camera pulled back, less shakey cam etc. So I have hope that Bay has taken on board constructive criticism.
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I don't know where you're getting your info from. :-/ Nobody claimed they didn't want comedy in the action film. No one claimed they were against romance. Personally I'm just against shitty comedy in action films.
Now...comedy is a very subjective thing, but if you honestly thought the stuff in the trailer was lol worthy then I have to wonder what you won't laugh at, because the jokes were just shit. You're not a fan of Dane Cook by any chance?
Same issue with romance I suppose, though it think people have less expectation of that being of any quality because it's mostly background noise. I know all action films are given romantic subplots, and for the most part I don't mind them as long as they're not intrusive (Spidey 3 got shitty because the emo romance drama became more important than teh superhero stuff). The Sam/megan Fox romance isn't completely horrible, just painfully cliched "loser guy gets hot girl!" stuff and it was given far too much story time in the first film. Did we really need the first 30 minutes of the film to be about sam trying to get with megan fox? -
Its one thing when all the trailers show it as a 'serious' action movie, when it fact its a semi juvenille comedy with action thrown in. That pretty much sums up the first one and no doubt this too.
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Don't give a shit about Flames on Optimus.
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Only bigger. Great news for the fans of the 1st film. Bad news for people with taste.
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I could care less about what you hate. But some of these talkbacks were getting rather sanctimonious about the hating. Glad to see you caught my post.
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or something like that....well this is a really cool movie for kids...if I was 12, I would love it. Adults have no reason to see it unless they are just jonesing for popcorn
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This will be a fun movie for everyone.
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Apr 30, 2009 10:27:50 PM CDT
Michael Bay's gonna fuck your eyeballs & eardrums!
by scriptgirl_nipples
Then relax by snorting some cocaine.
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Lots of plants here, today.
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Loved the first one, this one looks good too. Let's face it. Any movie that has robots, superheroes, space-men, is a cartoon or any combination of (but not limited to) the those things is primarily a kids movie. The sooner all those here that are 40 years old and love to post profanity laden opinions about these movies realize this, the happier they will be. LET IT GO. Just take a deep breath and say "It's for kids... I will enjoy it for what it is. Not what I, a 40 year old man, want it to be."
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Those were the glory days. I wish we could have them again.
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First off, I stopped wearing silk boxers when I was 15 - how many years till you're 15? And I do work in the film industry. And I love action movies with comedy. I grew up watching the Transformers cartoon and having the toys. And when The Rock and Bad Boys came out, I thought they were awesome. But then I grew up. But Michael Bay stayed exactly the same. No growth or maturity. And maybe that's what you love about him, but it's what I hate. I love being entertained. But I don't like having my intelligence insulted. He's pretty damn good at insulting intelligence. The guy is also a certified prick. He doesn't give a shit about film. He cares about making money. And that's why his films are so pathetic. There's a place for making smart and exciting films AND making money (Iron Man being the perfect example.) All Michael Bay cares about is making money. If sacrificing your morals to make money works for you, all the more power. And stop being a troll by calling us trolls. Those of us who work IN THE FUCKING INDUSTRY like to read news about what's happening. You know why? Cause we like being entertained.
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Why must we endure that? Everyone knows Prime didn't HAVE a mouth. ;) Odd that they gave prime a mouth and Megatron lost his ( or his lips anyway )
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Not everybody who works in film works on a set. There are important jobs, like the various elements of pre and post production and marketing, that take place in an office in front of a computer. So, while we work IN THE INDUSTRY, we also like to read about the industry, and discuss the industry, and state our opinion about films that are coming out. It's called multitasking, not being bored and fat and pathetic.
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And that happens to be some nasty, nauseating shite. Call me a buzzkill if you will but this does not look good. AT ALL. And I'm a generally positive guy! I like movies! I want them to be good!
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...for the shot of Megan Fox at 0:27. Damn visual Viagra.
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So Screech got the intersec downloaded into his brain and the mean robots want it? This seems like a very expensive episode of Chuck.
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May 01, 2009 2:05:40 AM CDT
This is gonna be the empire strikes back of TRANSFORMERS!!!
by vitorapesfinn
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so optimus dies in this one then?! then we can have that shit out of the cartoon film instead, he belongs in a Bay film. How did Bumblebee lose his fuckig voice again? did he get a robot cold, that would be so funny in Bays silly little fucking retarded head.
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I just dont get the haters. What's no to like about the first film? No, dont tell me, forget that question, heard enough of your whining allready. :-p
This trailer looks f*cking awesome. You know it. I love the notion that Transformers now also come as politically correct little fuel saving cars instead of decadent American giganto trucks only. Way to go! Eat this, Chrysler! By the way, I'm not to good at telling those brands apart, is there any Transformer who transforms into a non american car? If so I guess he's a decepticon...
Too bad though, looks like that one little red robot is going to be swallowed by that amazing gargantuan vacuum cleaner bot. I like little Robots. Wonder if those smaller autobots have Wall-E cute voices. Talking about Wall-E, I want to hug him and cuddle. -
I'm not so deep into Transformer lore, as you might have guessed reading my above post, and maybe that's one reason I enjoyed Bay's first film so much. Anyway, things in the trailer made me curious.
That bot at 2:01, who is he? Looking at his head I'd say he transforms into an SR-71 Blackbird. Very cool aeroplane. Though i wonder how that works out plot wise, the SR-71 is a museum piece by now. Been in hiding on earth for some time? That would explain that "itchy, wretched, rusty, my ass!"
Who or what is "The Fallen"? The bot at 1:32 looks like http://tinyurl.com/whoisthefallen. Is he a teleporter? looks like he flash-bangs into the place.
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May 01, 2009 5:24:09 AM CDT
Who cares when AVATAR is fucking our eyeballs in 2009?
by motoko kusanagi
nobody
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I am not rich or famous,but i will always be next to you,ready to give you love,companion,help and whatever else is in my power.
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are completely on the money. The only summer movies I have any interest in seeing are The Hurt Locker and Public Enemies.
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GIJOE??!! say it aint so...lol just kidding dude. Did you see that new trailer for gijoe....wow, im not actually sure how to describe it r what to say about it...
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How many people have resorted to the 'hey, it's just a film about robots and cars, what do you want, Shakespeare' argument? And how many people have called people who didn't like the first film 'whiners' and 'haters'?
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which robots are which.
jesus christ.
i read paul anderson commentary on the making of Death Race,where he mentioned that he wanted the cars to be easily recognized by the audience.
because the action scenes were very intense,with fast change of camera point of views,he decided to give to the cars different elements (for instance one car had some body parts painted red) which would make them to distinguish more.and that worked,the audience did know what was going on during the action.
now here in the transformers movies,i dont fucking understand which robot is which,and who fights who.michael bay who was approved these designs,apart from his stupid idea to add flames on optimus prime,has even thought about this,how on earth the people will be able to follow his action scenes,which usually are very very fast and intense? -
Most of that footage is from the leaked work print and won't be in the theatrical release.. Oh wait...
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When the guy's hanging from the car door and the car is being picked up? Do we get to meet dear old jailtime dad?
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...the stuff at college where he freaks out, the stuff where he buys Megan fox a webcam, the stuff with his parents and the exposition from Optimus Prime is all within the first 15 minutes and the rest of the movie is 'splosions.
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THIS LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME! FIRST IN LINE!
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..this will probably not be awesome but hand it to the special effects guys...
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In the "Real Universe", Michael Bay owns and operates a gas station outside of La Plama, CA with his friend JJ Abrams. Bay was only allowed make moves after that pudgy bastard Gervais went back in time to meet Bud Abbot and ended up impregnating Richard Dreyfuss with Shia LaBoof, irrevocably altering the timeline forever. And I gotta get to the Prime Timeline, because that's the one where Bryan Singer directed X3, featuring Emma Frost as depicted by Sigourney Weaver and not that gangly teen in "X-Men Origins: A Bowl of Shit". Oh, PISS!
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Michael Bay has done it again.
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Hopefully, we'll figure out how to get there eventually. ;)
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That not only is Transformers getting a negative Talkback, so is Ironman.
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Brilliant deduction that the Ironman haters are Transformers fans.
I mean you have it all figured out. Whats next for you, curing AIDS or Cancer? Should be done by the end of the day with you.
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Funny, the German-made Audi Transformer is a decepticon. The one who comes busting out of the wall being chased by the JarJarTwins. You could probably write a thesis paper on that idea alone. All the good guys are American-made, all the decepticons are foreign made. Wow, classic.
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Yeah, I said it, and I LOVED the first movie too! *Ducks for cover*
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I agree! *also ducks for cover*
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Shia, just give it to him. It's not like you're using it.
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You show me how smart you are.
Bravo!
If only most of the world had your taste in movies. If only...*Sigh* Oh well I guess I'll have to just suffer enjoying movies most people enjoy while you get to sit on your high horse and enjoy indie asian horror movies all day long. -
It kicked my ass while I lay in bed.
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A revised list:
Plot holes, terrible dialogue, horrible camera work, dumb script, cringe comedy, stupid writers, hack director, amateur actors, disgusting robot designs, other sci-fi movie plot ripoff, Jar Jar Binks pissing and farting transformers, Linin Park, shaky-cam, 2 second quick cut commercial editing, overacting ab-lib dialogue, Shia LeDouche, Bay's stereotypical racism... and they didn't bother to cast Frank Welker as Megatron.
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The Dark Knight was boring and too long.
Way to preachy. When people say that this kind of thinking is lazy, numbed, sheepish and brainwashed that's a true testment of how low expectations and how low the bar is set this days, and how conformed, apathetic, non-descriminating, lazy, numbed, sheepish and brainwashed to the studios's marketing departements the people got this days.
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May 01, 2009 11:25:40 AM CDT
Looks good. Just hope the story's better than the first.
by mr nicholas
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because Jesus couldn't turn into a truck, nor did he have a huge fucking gun or awesome swords.
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You're a fucking idiot. It was too long for you because you're a fucking idiot. Take some ritalin with acid and kill yourself.
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Seriously. I bought that there were giant robots - just - but then I have to listen to some crap about a cube? Seriously, it's NOT INTERESTING. This new one looks like is has loads of stuff about ancient signs - not only is this WAY unoriginal, it's also SO BADLY DONE!
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The robot-action looks much better and more exciting than before.
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You make me laugh. That was awesome. I own an Audi and I laugh at people with American cars. But being Pro-Merika is nothing new with Michael Bay. ALL of his movies have some moment of someone standing in front of an American flag or some moment of extreme patriotism. He is the epitome of American propaganda in cinema today. I'm surprised nobody's made that if you don't like Michael Bay's films then you're a communist. I'd laugh and then punch that person right in the twat as hard as I can. And I completely agree with you on how Bay (and Bruckheimer and co.) have literally lowered expectations of a film to the point of mind numbing dumbness. It's not too much to ask for smart, intelligent, exciting, fun films, but then again, if everything that came out of Hollywood was brilliant, we'd really have nothing to complain about.
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ZOMG WTFBBQ I Pwnd the Dark Knight OMGWTF!!!
EPIC FAILLLLLLLLL
Now stop twittering that your balls have dropped and get back to your Junior High School class before I tell mommy. -
...I'm surprised nobody's made the argument that if...
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and every one in between too
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WHY is there some whore in daisy dukes walking around? What does this have ANYTHING to do with Transformers? Fuck the white trash and other groups of idiots that defend this bullshit.
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I guess you have no knowledge and experience of Transformers then, do you? Humans have always been a part of it.
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Better to ask first before I dare say anything right? Half of you think you have no right to criticize if you haven't also made a big-budget movie that did as well or better.I can't even respond to that without wanting to put my fist through the screen; that's how fucking stupid that idea is...as in you must be a teenager tops or probably 11 or 12 years old to think that you shouldn't say anything negative unless you can do better. This isn't adding fractions on the white-board in math class jackasses! Undercooked steak at Outback? Don't say shit unless you can cook one up better! Idiots.Now,for the haters, you must admit that as much as you may hate Bay's work, it at least keeps the industry alive. Think like how cheesilyy narcissistic modern hip-hop music continue to keep the turntable and LP alive. Bay's movies, shit or not, make lots of money which means the studio won't be so hesitant to give big budget approval to movies like Transformers. You can hate the execution but if it totally flopped and lost money, then perhaps we wouldn't get a sequel to TRON or something else with potential greatness. On the other hand, studios see that idiotic movies, that are basically 2 and a half hour beer commercials, will draw in millions of dollars so they might not want to make smart or esoteric action movies without some 'guarantee' of a return on profit. Of course, love them or hate them, the Matrix trilogy was "smart" action and revived the genre but since most fail at "smart" action, the Matrix becomes the default and thus anything attempting to be smart comes off as copying. I'm hoping Avatar throws the whole action genre into a loop and we stop getting meaningless pap in the form of "Action porn" which are action movies that are so inane that you can only fast forward to the good scenes, namely the action set pieces...just like skipping the dialog and FF'in to the sex in porn movies). This isn't helped by anything Bay does making millions of dollars.Personally, I think Tranformers sucked really bad but had some excellent effects work and some great action set-pieces at the end. If I could re-watch it without having to change the channel during the worst scenes (all but the robot fighting scenes) then I'd say it was a decent action movie but because I'm fucking annoyed by it even when I'm not paying 100% attention means the suck factor is high.And by the way...that's my OPINION. Not a fact. Please try not to confuse the two. Thanks for playing!
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Humans were never CENTER STAGE! They were in the fucking BACKground, if even THERE! They were never CENTER. STAGE. No whores running around in shorts. No boys named "Sam" in their 20's pretending to be 18 and going to college. Spike, Sparkplug, and that...maybe Carly, and the wheelchair kid that was SPike's friend, and that was it. And Dr Mindbender or Arcevil or Archevil or Archfiend, but maybe that might have been G.I. Joe. Don't fuckin' tell me what I know and don't know. To all you homos defending this shit, the reason why "trolls" are here bitching about something they don't like is because they LIKE transformers and the concept behind it. They liked the cartoons. They liked the toys. They liked the comic books. And they liked all three of those because the fucking CONCEPT was decent. If I wanted to see some bitch I'd go watch porn or go to the mall. They fucked it up, plain and simple.
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the Scorponok score and Peter Cullen reprising his voice as Optimus Prime. That's IT! I was weak,and saw the first one in theaters. But because I was nostalgic, it's fucking TRANSFORMERS, and I had to see a live action transformers before I died. Well I did all that,and I'm not gimpish no more. The trailers, that faggot ass shit with "Spike" calling him "Bee" (gay as fuck) and the overall attitude and tone towards this movie by the "film" makers shows that I may download this at most, I repeat "MAY" "download" this. So yeah, dick suckers, I'll be seeing it, but as a shitty bootleg only.
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I guess I'll go see it.
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.......And how the critics made out how good it was, when in reality it wasn't half as good as the original? How come watching this trailer I can feel the same thing happening again?
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If the movie hardly had any human characters at all, the budget would SKYROCKET and would basically become a CGI animated film instead. I didn't presume to tell you what you do or don't know. But you acted like there were never humans involved in Transformers, so I had to correct you.
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The movie is lauging at us. They just left out the last letter ROTF+L. Laughing all the way to the bank. It looks and sounds just like the last movie, with more explosions.
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It sounds like a sack of shit but it's definitely a start.
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The Americans will lap it up en masse.
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It looks like they haven't learned one iota from the spectacular misjudgements of the first movie. Same old bland McGuffin (who gives a fuck about ancient symbols; is this fucking Stargate all over again?); same inappropriate humour; same shakey cam, ADD action. Dozens of robots this time, and still none of them have a personality. LaBeef yucking it up; Fox whoring it up. What a crock of rancid dog eggs; I'd rather Mikey Bayhem take a dump in a bowl and force me to consume it at gunpoint, Salo style; at least then he'd be honest with me about his intentions.
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May 01, 2009 2:37:19 PM CDT
ChukyB - Yes, anyone can work in the film industry on a dirt lev
by noncents
That is easy, but owning on a massive level has more to do with daddy dearest. I'm sure you are editing trailers at a trailer park or doing minimal special effects at an SFX house, but I doubt you are writing the next Hamlet on film. I'm talking about being pusher and shakers, not hacks and hackers, or bottom level production level grunts. Only a few guys get to do the big jobs and the room is small.
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The problem is the suits. Afterall, there are LOTS of producers trying to mimic the success of The Dark Knight. The problem is, they're looking at the wrong aspects that made it successful. Instead of seeing "Good quality director matched with good quality script and good quality ideas," they see "Its DARK! That's what the fans want! Dark characters in dark stories that look fucking dark!" That's why the next Fantastic Four is going to be super-cereal. And Dark.
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Watched Bong Joon-Ho's "Memories of Murder" last week. Good freaking movie.
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measured by box office receipts and not by the actual quality of the film. I understand were all in it for the money, that's why we work, to survive and make money. I understand what the 'bottom line' means and that it's incredibly important to studios and the careers of filmmakers and producers to bring in significant revenue from each film they release. But how many shitty films make a ton of money and then get called successful or "the number one movie in America". 'Successful' does not always translate to 'good'. And Michael Bay is the king of having successfully crappy movies. But that does not make him a great director, or a good person. As I've stated before, when you care more about money than film, then you're in it for the wrong reason.
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story after story. trailer after trailer. the same fuckers come on the TF2 talkback and bitch about the same things. we get it already. you hate bay. you hated the first movie. go do something more productive with your time. let us lowly retards enjoy this big, dumb summer movie...
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This and G.I. Joe look like crappy videogame cutscenes.
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where bumblebee looks extremely shinny. Why? And I'll see this, I won't deny it. But damn it doesn't look any better than the first one.
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my cupboard, and he's a right wanker
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Trailer looks good to me and I will definitely be paying to see this in the theater. Bay is excellent on delivering the action. Even though the cheeze in the first film ticked me off and judging from "the crying windsheild washer fluid" scene, there will definitely be cheeze to tick me off in this one too. I have a question though. If Megatron was crushed and entombed in the ocean, then why are the 3 decepticons standing over his remains showing no effects?
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There are those of us out there that can appreciate a film for it's technical merits. We KNOW the difference between art and fun, and we don't feel bad because of it. Nobody has any qualms with you not liking Transformers, or any of Michael Bay's cinema. Your condescending attitude and flat-out pretentious nature comes across as quite insufferable. Yes, there is a difference between films like The Dark Knight, and films like Transformers. I understand that. Also, what makes you think that no one buys or remembers Bay's old movies? I know plenty of people who look back on The Rock quite fondly. And no, they are not idiots. Get over yourself. You have your tastes. We have our taste. Doesn't make us any different.
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Can't wait. Screw all of these uptight, fat angry kids complaining about the onscreen treatment of their Hasbro toys.
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Comin at ya.
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BITE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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I should hate the first movie. I really should. Its not a very well-written movie, some of the acting is spotty (Meagan Fox), all the military characters were cliche (lets talk about baseball and other stock subjects), and the climax was shot in probably the most confusing way possible. Yet for some reason I couldn't get enough of it. I think its because the concept and what was on screen appealled to the pleasures of my adult braind and those of my inner-child simultaneously. The closing shot was a guy making out with his hot girlfriend, on his hot car, while his robot commpanion stood guard. How much more ofa male adolescent fantasy can you get? Yes, I will be back for seconds and probably a third helping if they make it.
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And Shia will be one step closer to world domination.
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WELL LA DE DAH!!
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Of what exactly?
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Holy shit. If liking The Rock and Transformers makes you not very bright, I'll gladly be a retard. Anything is better than AsimovLives' beyond horrifying spelling, grammar and punctuation skills.
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i watched the cartoon and it was idiotic. these Bay movies treat the cartoon with much more seriousness than it deserves. i agree they could have focused on the robots more but if they did ONLY TF fans would show up, the film would make $75 million...and be a FLOP (it costs over $200 million!). we need to appeal to EVERYONE to make that money back...so that means Tyrese for black people, megan fox for girls (or horny guys), humor, romance, military, etc. etc. Bay makes films that appeal to everyone (or at least try to). he was taught the Bruckheimer formula which started in Top Gun with tony scott. need that hit song? that Take My Breathe Away? Get Linkin Park. Get Aerosmith to sing dont wanna miss a thing for armageddon. etc. etc. i also wanna add that i dont like action films with too much story because when i pay my ticket to a see an action film i wanna see ACTION. when u watch porn do u enjoy the talking scenes or fast forward to the good stuff? yea thats what i thought. im the same with my action flicks. i dont care WHY they are banging, i just wanna see some bangin'. i dont care WHY the action scene is happening i just wanna see it and no one does it better than Bay.
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mythos of Transformers. True fans of the property followed the Marvel comic, in addition to enjoying the cartoon. Get back to us after you've read that.
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There's liking Michael Bay too much and there's hating Michael Bay too much.
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I loved the 2st film I thought it was great fun but I'm sorry that trailer looks like a right mess!
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I am never "bankrupted" of things to say. I just find it pretty funny that someone who is constantly posting about how high brow they are has such a laughable lack of simple grammar abilitites.
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Portugal JR, you know..English isnt his first language. can you communicate that well in any other language? frankly his use of English is excellent.Who gives a fuck about his grammer ability? are you an english school teacher?
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the trailer is doing the best it can with the material it has. the teaser and the superbowl spot played to an older crowd, showing what seemed like a much darker bigger film. but this full trailer clearly was targeted to younger crowd by starting with bumblebee dancing in a garage. that isn't the right way to introduce a film that the director calls "darker and edgier" than the first film. but if there's one common thread to michael bay's films, it's that they make great trailers.
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...writing thousands of words ranting ON AND ON about how much you hate a low-brow summer movie. why rant about things you hate? you aren't going to convince any of us "retards" to stay home. this website is so full of hate and armchair directors.
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from going to see the film. but you also aren't going to convince us of anything either. yet we still find ourselves drawn to each other. must be love.
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You obviously don't know me. I have passionate opinions concerning many topics. However, when it comes to a movie that's not for me, I don't waste my time babbling incessantly about how much of an abomination it is. Not to mention, I don't talk down to people who might like said movie like some sort of uppity snob. It's obvious people like you don't get out much. You spend your days sitting in your room in front of the computer, pointlessly bitching about subjects that are pretty inconsequential. Also, how do YOU know that I am American? English is extensively taught in many countries. Furthermore, what the hell is wrong with my grasp of the English language? Nothing. This website has been hijacked by you whiny, hateful pricks. Please go away.
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I can't stand Michael Bay!! The only time I actually wanted to see a Michael Bay film was Armageddon. That was before I knew him and soon grew sick of his style. I will never pay to see another Michael Bay film. I can't believe Spielberg actively sought him out for this franchise. People would've seen this franchise no matter whom directed it, and now Hollywood will give him undue credit for it's success.
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